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Hello This is Natasha and I'm
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here with a story about Katie.
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Who. Is an all new school? Go
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apart from one thing. She's.
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A witch and can do magic
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tricks. And. Hello to an
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yeah aged nine who's been waiting
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for this case. He story. Katie.
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Had been learning Latin at school for a
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year. When. I say learning
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that might not be quite the
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right word, because to tell you
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the truth, she had hardly learned
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any Latin. She. Knew
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that Gromyko este in Hortefeux
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meant. Gromyko. Is in the
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garden. But. It was the use
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of that to anyone nowadays. Katie.
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Couldn't wait to drop this
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deadbeat language and learn something
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more useful like Spanish. But.
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When she told her mother she received
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a big know. Katie.
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Had to learn Latin because it
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was most useful subject in school.
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If you are a which. Why?
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Mom please is Katie
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hardly anyone cast spells
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in Latin anymore. They've.
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All been translated into English.
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Well maybe. But. Latin
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makes the past come
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alive today. Her. Mom said.
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Gesturing with a wooden spoon
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and accidently flicking some drops
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of Souls soup on to
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kitties forehead without seeming to
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notice. When you
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read Latin people from a
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whole different well speech, you
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like they are alive today,
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only in a parallel universe.
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To do magic, you need
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to understand how the past
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and present live alongside one
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another and that any cheese
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intertwine. Katie. Side
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not entirely convinced.
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He make it sound so
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interesting, but our latin. Jay
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is about as interesting as a
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status you have some bad Roman
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dude. That. Said hey
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see. Her. Mum replied.
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The wooden spoon out tapping with mitzi against
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the side of the pot. Will.
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Have to get to a private
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Latin teacher now, but you are
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always saying we need to save
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more money. Katie protested for arms
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crossing over her chest in a
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defiant stance. It won't
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cost us saying all. Asked Solomon
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to teach you. left in. Soma,
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Then. How
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can he teach last? in. Ah,
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but as you know, he's a much
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cool cat and he knows Latin and
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very. Well indeed, And
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so. Every weekday evening
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at six, except on Thursdays
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when Katie had a dance
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class. Solomon and Katie led.
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To this is. Just to read
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and write it. But to
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speak it. Because if you
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can do magic, You. Will
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know that Latin is a living
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language. Solomon. With
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sit on T t set and ask.
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Solve. A pattern in awkward,
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I guess. Which.
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Means. Hello Katie,
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how are you. A
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penny A To. Take
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he responded meaning ah
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well and you. Op
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de May. Some.
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And heard some ah.
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Do today. We
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are learning Mcdougall salesman
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war but powerful. Quite.
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Verb our. Wits
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words, P.
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Mum seal A's Solomon
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began. Ah
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be lays means cat
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doesn't it? To.
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Right. You are making
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progress. He
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would give her some homework.
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She would have to learn
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to conjugate verbs like encounter
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a to cast a spell
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Income Tax Income Tax. Income
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Tax. I cast
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a spell. You cast a
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spell. He. Casts
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a spell. You get the
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idea. And slowly
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but surely Katie thought better
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and better at Latin. Suit
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Even outside her friend Isis
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to had a very expensive
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lesson. Cheetah. It turned
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out that Solomon the Cat was a
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far more effective Teach us that a
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young lads you at with a first
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class degree from Oxford University. As
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the Mr case her lesson he at
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school he was over the moon with
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Katie and Isis is steady. Progress.
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They were his star pupils,
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a shining beacon of success
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the his time on it
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teaching methods in a modern
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school setting. Solomon.
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On the other hand, secretly
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enjoyed. Teaching T T Latin.
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Is just about the lessons.
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It was. It's hard
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to showcase his unparalleled
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be line intelligence. But
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to to his nature as a
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professional. Grumble are to captain
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badgering Haiti's mum. I'm
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saving you a fortune
5:28
by teaching Haiti. Surely
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that's worth some say.
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Casey's mum wag to finger at
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had season tickets. Solomon.
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You're living a cat's dream here.
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All. Expenses paid. Isn't
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it about time you
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pitched in? Solomon
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sussed his whiskers, twitching
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and indignation. Most cats
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are a via as
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the majestic beings they
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are. Zing and
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being adored. Take that
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indulged feline next door. His.
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Days consists of stretching
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on a luxurious sheepskin
6:10
rug and sauntering to
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the kitchen for goal
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mainland liver. And
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watch Hello Beads does
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he performs as it's
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Roiled Friedman's. Meanwhile,
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my. Life. Consists of nothing
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but. Walk. Walk Walk.
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Walk. You call
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that luck. Katie is my
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last. The old spell
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to keep the house clean and
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the gathering had it hardly too
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much to ask. And
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last week you had me
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scale the. Roof to clear
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the battery. If
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that's. If.
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That's not pettiness. I.
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Don't know what is. For
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a cat of your talents. Danger
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is but an adventure
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she put. Besides,
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you have nine lives to
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spare. Solomon's.
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Eyes glinted. with a
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catchy annoyance. You
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know when the suits next
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door get off on a
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holiday? their cat tix into
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the sea line. lox. Which
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leads. It's a
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veritable saw the cats were
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he's pampered to the point
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of absurdity. Lucky
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him. Said. Katie mum
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sarcastically. You know
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we can't remotely afford. let's me
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like that for ourselves, let alone
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for a cat. The.
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Conversation always ended the same
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way muttering have a he
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would just like be paid
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a little something for all
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his time teaching Haiti left
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him. After all, Human
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teachers get paid, don't they.
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Know as it happens, The
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following term at school. Cases.
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Human Teacher took a sabbatical which
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meant he had some time off
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from teaching while still getting paid.
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In. Addition to the long summer
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holidays when. Blacks the
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same thing. Getting.
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Paid for taking time off. So
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take his Latin class. Recruited
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a temporary replacement teacher for
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that term. He. Turned out
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to be an odd preacher. His
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name was Mrs. Felix.
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And he was quite a fancy dresser. He
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was that prevails at smoking
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jacket, a flamboyant silk handkerchief
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in his breast pocket, Skinny.
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White trousers and white
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pointed shoes. He had
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a long face. Accentuated
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by appointed Beard. Which.
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He was in the habit as stroking thoughtfully.
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His. Pupils soon got the idea that they
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would sit and stroke that sins all
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through the lessons. He didn't
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seem to notice or care. But
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he did insist on the class learning
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that left him Gramma. He.
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Was saw strict in the miss case
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it ever been and anyone who did
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not get at least nine out of
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ten in a latin test was given
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detention. The. Only members of
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the class to escape detention with
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Katie and Isis. To. Always
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got full marks on the Latin tests.
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Some months us who was always
9:36
getting to tension like to call
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them the teacher's pet. But.
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Katie whispered to Isis. If
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only she knew. I
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suspect that he's our. Pets.
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Because her which is senses
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told her that Mister Felix
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and Solomon would not entirely
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unrelated when she went home
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she would ask Solomon. What?
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Did you do today? Solomon? And.
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He would reply. Oh,
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the usual. helping with
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magic around the house,
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doing the laundry, Clean.
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it reduces. A
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cat's house work is never
10:20
done. I'm Katie
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with smile to herself because
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she knew he wasn't being
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entirely truthful. One day
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at school. after particularly grueling
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test that left more than
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half the class with the
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prospect of facing detention, Samantha
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raise her hands a missed
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his Felix. Why?
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Are we even bothering with this?
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Sars? Samantha. Asks
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her voice laced with genuine
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curiosity but adds to his
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frustration. Points of
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learning last in. Small. Like
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with own to use it to texas friends
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or anything. And Mister
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Felix, who really did not
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like Samantha at the best
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of times, positively roared. Back. On
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stub white and lining the
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last in I'll tell you
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what the point of learning
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latin his students. You don't
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learn their Latin that will
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be surrounded the lions. And
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the first few moments mister feel it
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seem to turn into a lie and.
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Not just to Samantha. But. To
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all the students. And the class
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seem to turn into a robot a reader. That.
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Were crowds of people seated. All
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of our them stars begin serving
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as a Lion King closer and
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closer to Samantha. Seemingly about ten
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pounds and it has. All
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the children were screaming and I had
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sauce. Apart. From Casey
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who was thinking. Of
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Solomon. Now he's done
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it. She
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said a spell that brought them all
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that to the left in class. But.
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He was too late. Mishap.
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Worse the head teacher came rushing
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and see what all this screaming
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was about. She. Found
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the entire left in class as
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white. As seats as if they had
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seen a ghost. Some of
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the muttered something about a lie in in
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the room. Nothing seemed
12:24
to make any sense, especially
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Mister Felix He spat out
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that will teach them what
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that point of lactate as.
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I am the miss work who
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already has some serious doubts about
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the strains. Mister Felix when back
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to the office and called the
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teaching agencies to have fun of
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a temporary Latin teacher. The.
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Next day they sent miss a
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killer. Who. Is much more
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boring. Much. The release
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of Mrs. West and the Latin
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class. Midst. Of
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Felix was in taken and as
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being fired. Due
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to know who. Little
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kids like being frightened. He
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insists it. Not
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at this school. Said.
13:12
Mrs. Atlas. But
13:14
of course she have to pay Mister
13:16
Felix for his time at the school.
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Six. Weeks salary and oh,
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And. Secretly he was very pleased.
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With the money. and oddly
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enough, when the holidays came.
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Katie and her mom went to stay
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with Great Aunt clearly in the countryside
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because they couldn't afford the flights and
13:36
hotels and meals. And hope. That.
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That pet cats Solomon.
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Checked. Himself in to the
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see line lox results. So.
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Finally, he received the treatment
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he felt he deserved. And
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that was the story of Katie
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and the cat teacher. We.
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Do hope you enjoyed it! Oh.
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Don't forget to learn your
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lesson verbs. Or. You might
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have a nasty surprise. To.
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Mccain for more stories soon.
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As. Story know he.com. For.
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Me: Natasha: Ah
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die.
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