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Katie and the Cat Teacher

Released Monday, 19th February 2024
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Katie and the Cat Teacher

Katie and the Cat Teacher

Katie and the Cat Teacher

Katie and the Cat Teacher

Monday, 19th February 2024
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0:00

Hello This is Natasha and I'm

0:02

here with a story about Katie.

0:04

Who. Is an all new school? Go

0:06

apart from one thing. She's.

0:08

A witch and can do magic

0:11

tricks. And. Hello to an

0:13

yeah aged nine who's been waiting

0:15

for this case. He story. Katie.

0:19

Had been learning Latin at school for a

0:21

year. When. I say learning

0:23

that might not be quite the

0:25

right word, because to tell you

0:28

the truth, she had hardly learned

0:30

any Latin. She. Knew

0:32

that Gromyko este in Hortefeux

0:35

meant. Gromyko. Is in the

0:37

garden. But. It was the use

0:39

of that to anyone nowadays. Katie.

0:42

Couldn't wait to drop this

0:45

deadbeat language and learn something

0:47

more useful like Spanish. But.

0:50

When she told her mother she received

0:52

a big know. Katie.

0:55

Had to learn Latin because it

0:57

was most useful subject in school.

0:59

If you are a which. Why?

1:02

Mom please is Katie

1:05

hardly anyone cast spells

1:07

in Latin anymore. They've.

1:09

All been translated into English.

1:13

Well maybe. But. Latin

1:16

makes the past come

1:18

alive today. Her. Mom said.

1:20

Gesturing with a wooden spoon

1:22

and accidently flicking some drops

1:25

of Souls soup on to

1:27

kitties forehead without seeming to

1:29

notice. When you

1:31

read Latin people from a

1:33

whole different well speech, you

1:36

like they are alive today,

1:38

only in a parallel universe.

1:41

To do magic, you need

1:43

to understand how the past

1:45

and present live alongside one

1:48

another and that any cheese

1:50

intertwine. Katie. Side

1:52

not entirely convinced.

1:56

He make it sound so

1:58

interesting, but our latin. Jay

2:00

is about as interesting as a

2:02

status you have some bad Roman

2:04

dude. That. Said hey

2:06

see. Her. Mum replied.

2:09

The wooden spoon out tapping with mitzi against

2:11

the side of the pot. Will.

2:13

Have to get to a private

2:16

Latin teacher now, but you are

2:18

always saying we need to save

2:20

more money. Katie protested for arms

2:22

crossing over her chest in a

2:24

defiant stance. It won't

2:26

cost us saying all. Asked Solomon

2:28

to teach you. left in. Soma,

2:32

Then. How

2:35

can he teach last? in. Ah,

2:38

but as you know, he's a much

2:40

cool cat and he knows Latin and

2:43

very. Well indeed, And

2:46

so. Every weekday evening

2:48

at six, except on Thursdays

2:50

when Katie had a dance

2:52

class. Solomon and Katie led.

2:55

To this is. Just to read

2:57

and write it. But to

2:59

speak it. Because if you

3:01

can do magic, You. Will

3:04

know that Latin is a living

3:06

language. Solomon. With

3:08

sit on T t set and ask.

3:11

Solve. A pattern in awkward,

3:13

I guess. Which.

3:16

Means. Hello Katie,

3:18

how are you. A

3:20

penny A To. Take

3:23

he responded meaning ah

3:26

well and you. Op

3:29

de May. Some.

3:31

And heard some ah.

3:34

Do today. We

3:36

are learning Mcdougall salesman

3:39

war but powerful. Quite.

3:42

Verb our. Wits

3:44

words, P.

3:46

Mum seal A's Solomon

3:49

began. Ah

3:51

be lays means cat

3:53

doesn't it? To.

3:55

Right. You are making

3:58

progress. He

4:00

would give her some homework.

4:02

She would have to learn

4:04

to conjugate verbs like encounter

4:07

a to cast a spell

4:09

Income Tax Income Tax. Income

4:11

Tax. I cast

4:14

a spell. You cast a

4:16

spell. He. Casts

4:18

a spell. You get the

4:21

idea. And slowly

4:23

but surely Katie thought better

4:25

and better at Latin. Suit

4:28

Even outside her friend Isis

4:30

to had a very expensive

4:32

lesson. Cheetah. It turned

4:35

out that Solomon the Cat was a

4:37

far more effective Teach us that a

4:39

young lads you at with a first

4:41

class degree from Oxford University. As

4:44

the Mr case her lesson he at

4:46

school he was over the moon with

4:49

Katie and Isis is steady. Progress.

4:52

They were his star pupils,

4:54

a shining beacon of success

4:56

the his time on it

4:58

teaching methods in a modern

5:01

school setting. Solomon.

5:03

On the other hand, secretly

5:05

enjoyed. Teaching T T Latin.

5:08

Is just about the lessons.

5:11

It was. It's hard

5:13

to showcase his unparalleled

5:15

be line intelligence. But

5:18

to to his nature as a

5:20

professional. Grumble are to captain

5:22

badgering Haiti's mum. I'm

5:26

saving you a fortune

5:28

by teaching Haiti. Surely

5:30

that's worth some say.

5:33

Casey's mum wag to finger at

5:36

had season tickets. Solomon.

5:39

You're living a cat's dream here.

5:42

All. Expenses paid. Isn't

5:44

it about time you

5:46

pitched in? Solomon

5:50

sussed his whiskers, twitching

5:52

and indignation. Most cats

5:54

are a via as

5:56

the majestic beings they

5:58

are. Zing and

6:01

being adored. Take that

6:03

indulged feline next door. His.

6:06

Days consists of stretching

6:08

on a luxurious sheepskin

6:10

rug and sauntering to

6:13

the kitchen for goal

6:15

mainland liver. And

6:17

watch Hello Beads does

6:20

he performs as it's

6:22

Roiled Friedman's. Meanwhile,

6:24

my. Life. Consists of nothing

6:27

but. Walk. Walk Walk.

6:30

Walk. You call

6:32

that luck. Katie is my

6:35

last. The old spell

6:37

to keep the house clean and

6:39

the gathering had it hardly too

6:41

much to ask. And

6:43

last week you had me

6:46

scale the. Roof to clear

6:48

the battery. If

6:51

that's. If.

6:55

That's not pettiness. I.

6:58

Don't know what is. For

7:00

a cat of your talents. Danger

7:03

is but an adventure

7:05

she put. Besides,

7:08

you have nine lives to

7:10

spare. Solomon's.

7:12

Eyes glinted. with a

7:15

catchy annoyance. You

7:17

know when the suits next

7:19

door get off on a

7:21

holiday? their cat tix into

7:23

the sea line. lox. Which

7:26

leads. It's a

7:28

veritable saw the cats were

7:30

he's pampered to the point

7:33

of absurdity. Lucky

7:36

him. Said. Katie mum

7:39

sarcastically. You know

7:41

we can't remotely afford. let's me

7:43

like that for ourselves, let alone

7:45

for a cat. The.

7:47

Conversation always ended the same

7:49

way muttering have a he

7:51

would just like be paid

7:53

a little something for all

7:56

his time teaching Haiti left

7:58

him. After all, Human

8:01

teachers get paid, don't they.

8:04

Know as it happens, The

8:06

following term at school. Cases.

8:09

Human Teacher took a sabbatical which

8:11

meant he had some time off

8:13

from teaching while still getting paid.

8:16

In. Addition to the long summer

8:18

holidays when. Blacks the

8:20

same thing. Getting.

8:22

Paid for taking time off. So

8:26

take his Latin class. Recruited

8:28

a temporary replacement teacher for

8:31

that term. He. Turned out

8:33

to be an odd preacher. His

8:36

name was Mrs. Felix.

8:39

And he was quite a fancy dresser. He

8:43

was that prevails at smoking

8:45

jacket, a flamboyant silk handkerchief

8:47

in his breast pocket, Skinny.

8:49

White trousers and white

8:51

pointed shoes. He had

8:54

a long face. Accentuated

8:56

by appointed Beard. Which.

8:58

He was in the habit as stroking thoughtfully.

9:02

His. Pupils soon got the idea that they

9:04

would sit and stroke that sins all

9:06

through the lessons. He didn't

9:08

seem to notice or care. But

9:11

he did insist on the class learning

9:13

that left him Gramma. He.

9:15

Was saw strict in the miss case

9:18

it ever been and anyone who did

9:20

not get at least nine out of

9:22

ten in a latin test was given

9:24

detention. The. Only members of

9:26

the class to escape detention with

9:28

Katie and Isis. To. Always

9:30

got full marks on the Latin tests.

9:33

Some months us who was always

9:36

getting to tension like to call

9:38

them the teacher's pet. But.

9:41

Katie whispered to Isis. If

9:43

only she knew. I

9:45

suspect that he's our. Pets.

9:48

Because her which is senses

9:50

told her that Mister Felix

9:53

and Solomon would not entirely

9:55

unrelated when she went home

9:57

she would ask Solomon. What?

10:01

Did you do today? Solomon? And.

10:04

He would reply. Oh,

10:07

the usual. helping with

10:10

magic around the house,

10:12

doing the laundry, Clean.

10:15

it reduces. A

10:17

cat's house work is never

10:20

done. I'm Katie

10:22

with smile to herself because

10:24

she knew he wasn't being

10:26

entirely truthful. One day

10:28

at school. after particularly grueling

10:31

test that left more than

10:33

half the class with the

10:35

prospect of facing detention, Samantha

10:37

raise her hands a missed

10:40

his Felix. Why?

10:42

Are we even bothering with this?

10:44

Sars? Samantha. Asks

10:46

her voice laced with genuine

10:49

curiosity but adds to his

10:51

frustration. Points of

10:53

learning last in. Small. Like

10:56

with own to use it to texas friends

10:58

or anything. And Mister

11:00

Felix, who really did not

11:02

like Samantha at the best

11:04

of times, positively roared. Back. On

11:08

stub white and lining the

11:10

last in I'll tell you

11:12

what the point of learning

11:14

latin his students. You don't

11:16

learn their Latin that will

11:18

be surrounded the lions. And

11:21

the first few moments mister feel it

11:23

seem to turn into a lie and.

11:26

Not just to Samantha. But. To

11:29

all the students. And the class

11:31

seem to turn into a robot a reader. That.

11:34

Were crowds of people seated. All

11:36

of our them stars begin serving

11:38

as a Lion King closer and

11:40

closer to Samantha. Seemingly about ten

11:42

pounds and it has. All

11:45

the children were screaming and I had

11:47

sauce. Apart. From Casey

11:49

who was thinking. Of

11:53

Solomon. Now he's done

11:55

it. She

11:57

said a spell that brought them all

11:59

that to the left in class. But.

12:03

He was too late. Mishap.

12:06

Worse the head teacher came rushing

12:08

and see what all this screaming

12:10

was about. She. Found

12:12

the entire left in class as

12:15

white. As seats as if they had

12:17

seen a ghost. Some of

12:19

the muttered something about a lie in in

12:21

the room. Nothing seemed

12:24

to make any sense, especially

12:26

Mister Felix He spat out

12:28

that will teach them what

12:30

that point of lactate as.

12:33

I am the miss work who

12:36

already has some serious doubts about

12:38

the strains. Mister Felix when back

12:40

to the office and called the

12:42

teaching agencies to have fun of

12:44

a temporary Latin teacher. The.

12:47

Next day they sent miss a

12:49

killer. Who. Is much more

12:51

boring. Much. The release

12:53

of Mrs. West and the Latin

12:55

class. Midst. Of

12:58

Felix was in taken and as

13:00

being fired. Due

13:02

to know who. Little

13:04

kids like being frightened. He

13:08

insists it. Not

13:10

at this school. Said.

13:12

Mrs. Atlas. But

13:14

of course she have to pay Mister

13:16

Felix for his time at the school.

13:19

Six. Weeks salary and oh,

13:22

And. Secretly he was very pleased.

13:24

With the money. and oddly

13:27

enough, when the holidays came.

13:29

Katie and her mom went to stay

13:32

with Great Aunt clearly in the countryside

13:34

because they couldn't afford the flights and

13:36

hotels and meals. And hope. That.

13:38

That pet cats Solomon.

13:41

Checked. Himself in to the

13:43

see line lox results. So.

13:46

Finally, he received the treatment

13:48

he felt he deserved. And

13:52

that was the story of Katie

13:54

and the cat teacher. We.

13:56

Do hope you enjoyed it! Oh.

14:00

Don't forget to learn your

14:02

lesson verbs. Or. You might

14:04

have a nasty surprise. To.

14:07

Mccain for more stories soon.

14:10

As. Story know he.com. For.

14:13

Me: Natasha: Ah

14:15

die.

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