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Hello, this is John
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and I'm here with another of
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our famous monkey stories. As
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you'll hear, this is
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a particularly speedy story. Quad
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Monkey. The
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jungle is by and large a peaceful place.
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The animals enjoy the music of the cicadas
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and the birds and occasionally there
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is a trumpet or a distant roar. At
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the beginning of our tale, such trumpeting
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was scarce as the
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elephants had set off on their annual
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migration beyond the great mountain, leaving
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a serene stillness in their wake.
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Until one day, this
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peace was shattered by
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a harsh buzzing sound. The
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animals instinctively knew that this noise
1:07
was something to do with the
1:09
humans because most strange
1:12
things in this world are. The
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monkey, who is less afraid of the humans
1:17
than the other animals, went
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to investigate. From
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the safety of a high up
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branch, he watched a man slicing
1:25
through bushes with an electric saw
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while others happed at the undergrowth
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with sharp curved sides. Leaves
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flutter to the ground and branches
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snapped underfoot as the men worked.
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The monkey soon realised that these
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humans were clearing the jungle tracks
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worn down by elephant feet. They
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were making them broader and more open, even
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felling trees to brighten the path of sunlight.
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After he returned home, the other
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animals gathered around his tree to listen to
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what he had found out. He
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told them what he had found out. he had seen, and then
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the other spoke in turn. They
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all had their theories. The
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bear was the first to give his view, all
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the while having a jolly good scratch against a
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tree. It's about
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time we had some decent roads
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through our jungle. The
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state of those jungle tracks
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is atrocious. The
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majority of the animals did not share
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the bear's enthusiasm. The
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jackle pacing nervously
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raised his snout and warned,
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Not my words!
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The humans will ride on the
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backs of elephants along
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those tracks! Now
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and they will soon shoot
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their guns at the animals
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with the most valuable coats,
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added the Tigress flicking
2:55
her tail. Why still? They
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will drive noisy machines out in the
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roads. Remember they're freezing! feared
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the hedgehog, his quills trembling.
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Then the guinea fowl ran
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around in circles, crying, Oh dearie
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me, fly away! Fly
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away as quick as you can!
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We are all
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doomed! Her feathers
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fluffed out in panic. Some
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of the birds took flight, yet they
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soon returned when they remembered they had
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abandoned their eggs and chicks in their
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nests. Wings flapped
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and ruffled as they settled back onto
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their branches. The monkey pulled
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out. Calm
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down people! Calm down!
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It ain't the end of
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the world yet! I'll keep
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an eye on the humans and keep you
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posted! Over
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the next few weeks he saw
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how the humans continued to clear the elephant
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tracks, making a broad path that
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cut through the jungle in a big circle
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that came with it. The
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sound of chopping and sawing
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became a constant background noise.
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The bear thought the circular path
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was a brilliant idea. This
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shows how clever the humans are.
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They never get lost because when
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they go on a journey, they
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always end up where they started.
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He chuckled, his belly shaking.
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The monkey however was suspicious.
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I'm not sure why they're
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going round in circles. But
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I will find out, he
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promised, scratching his head
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thoughtly. And it wasn't
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long before a different sort of buzzing sound
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woke the bear and the monkey one morning. The
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bear bounded and the monkey swung over to the
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sound. And sure enough,
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they saw something very
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unexpected. The
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bear squinted and asked, What
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kind of animals are those? Those
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aren't animals. Those
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are humans on wheels. He
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declared the monkey hanging upside down
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from the branch, his tail curling
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round the balance. Who's
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sure? They don't look much like
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humans to me. Said
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the bear with a puzzled look. They're
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all sorts of bright colours with
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zig zaggy patterns and their heads
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are twice as big as human heads. And
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I can't see their eyes. Well
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that's because they're wearing silly clothes
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and funny hats. Said
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the monkey, swinging back upright and
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pointing with one hand. They
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are dressed up like that to have
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fun. The bear
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shook his head, trying to
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understand. They're all dear of
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fun, it's very noisy. He
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complained, putting his finger in his
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ears as the roar of engines
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grew louder, vibrating through the ground
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and shaking the leaves. The
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humans on wheels were making a terrific
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amount of noise as they zoomed around
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the track, and strange
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vehicles picking up dust and leaves. In
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fact, the humans were riding kudbikes
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with four big wheels.
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The adults rode big bikes, and
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the kids rode smaller ones. Some
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of the humans were standing up as they rode,
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and some were sitting, but they
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were all gripping big handlebars for steering
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and having a lot of fun. The
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monkey and the bear watched
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wide-eyed. One rider
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took a sharp turn, the quad bike skidding
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and then riding itself. Maybe
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those round hats had to cover their
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heads in case it rained, suggested
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the monkey. The
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riders were of course wearing protected gear
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including racing suits and helmets. But
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of course animals don't have protective clothing,
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so they didn't understand why they were dressed
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like that. One
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rider flew over a bump, almost coming
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off his bike. The vehicles
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soared high in the air before
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landing smoothly. Then
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the monkey was impressed by their aquabatics.
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That looks like a little thing! He
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said endlessly. Then
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a rider went tipping over and went
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headfirst into the foliage before standing up
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and brushing himself off. Ooooh,
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that looks like ouch!
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exclaimed the bear. The
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quad biking continued for the coming days. The
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engines whining and roaring on
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the jungle circuit became a constant
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presence echoing through the trees. Some
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of the braver animals, such as the
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Tigris, came over to get a glimpse
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of the the noisy creatures on wheels,
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cautiously peeking as the rider zoomed
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past, their colourful racing suits and
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helmets creating a blur of motion.
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But most of the animals did not share
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her curiosity. The noise
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was too much for them to bear, and
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they stayed far away from the tracks.
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The constant roar and rumble were
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not just annoying, but quite frightening,
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sending shivers down their spines and
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making their hearts race. Soon,
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quite a few animals started to talk about
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moving home, because who
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wants to live with noisy neighbours
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like those quadbikers? But
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the monkey was fascinated by the
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thrills and spills of the quadracing
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and sat on a branch watching,
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becoming more and more green
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with envy. Then
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he said to the bear something like, Oh,
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humans have all the
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men. Wish I could have a
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day, don't you bear? Well,
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I'm not sure about that, said
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the bear. Do you think
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they've got those zig-zaggy pants in
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my size? So
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that's the first part of the story. Do
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on a quad bike and
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The idea of riding one of those strange
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bikes grew and grew in
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the monkey's mind until
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he was thinking about nothing else all
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day. Not even
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bananas. And he dreamt
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about nothing else all night. In
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fact, he would wake up in the morning
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saying, And he would swing through the trees
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saying, So
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that all the other animals thought the bike
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sounds had driven him out of his
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monkey mind. Eventually
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he just said to himself, I've
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just got to try one of those
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bikes. One
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evening when the humans had finished buzzing around
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the track for the day, he climbed into
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the compound where all the vehicles were kept.
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Ever so carefully, he approached one of the
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smaller bikes suitable for his size. He
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climbed onto the seat, his
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hands gripping the handlebars. He had watched
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the humans closely, so he had
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a rough idea of what to do. He
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pushed a button, and the
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past broad life made me... I
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am in you! He
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exclaimed, with his tail twitching
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with a mix of fear and exhilaration.
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He twisted the accelerator tentatively, and
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the bike jerked all, almost
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throwing him off. He held
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on tightly, his eyes wide.
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Oh, oh, oh, Mama! He
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pulled out. But
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the better he got at riding the bike, the
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more frustrated he became. Because
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all he could do was ride around
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the compound. What
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he really wanted was to whiz
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around the jungle tracks like the
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humans did. He drove up
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to the gate, jumped off the
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bike, and shook it. The gate
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rattled, but remained firmly closed. If
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only I could get a
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big, strong animal to help
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me, he thought. Hmm,
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like a tigress. No,
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I don't think a tigress could bite through the
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gate. Or a bear.
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But no, even a bear's head is not hard enough
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to charge through the gate. What
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I know, I need
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an elephant to help me. An
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elephant could knock down the gate. Easy
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peasy. Ah! But
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the elephants are not here right now.
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They're on the other side of the gate.
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the great mountain! The
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monkey sighed, remembering
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the majestic elephants. Every
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year the elephants migrated to the
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lush valleys beyond the great mountain
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in search of the abundant food
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and water that the rainy
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season brought. They
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travelled to these fertile lands to
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feast on fresh grass, leaves
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and fruit and to bathe
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in the plentiful rivers and lakes. However,
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he also knew that the elephants always
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returned to this part of the jungle
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once the dry season began. They would
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come back to the jungle to find shade
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under the dense canopy and drink from the
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deep, ancient waterholes that never
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dried up. And
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as it happened, he did
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not have to wait too long before waking
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up one day to a distant, deep,
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rumbling sound, not
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a buzzy whine like a quadripe,
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but a deep hope. Boom!
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Boom! As
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the sound came closer, the
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ground crumbled slightly and
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the leaves in the monkey's tree were pulled.
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The monkey's ears perked off and
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he scrambled to the top of the tallest tree
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to get a better look. From
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his vantage point, he saw a
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line of elephants travelling along the
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ancient jungle path. He
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called out. Sure enough,
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as the minutes came, the mighty
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silhouettes of the elephants began to appear
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through the trees. Their massive
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bones moved greatly and
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they crunked wrong with the monkey's
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eyes. The leader
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of the herd left out a trumpet and
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went to their home in the jungle.
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Then, from his tree, the
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monkey called out. Oh,
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mighty king of the animals! Welcome
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back to the
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jungle. I'm
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sorry to be the bearer of
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terrible news, but as
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you will shortly discover, the
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humans have built a compound
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on your sacred ground. The
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place where your ancestors'
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tusks are buried, where
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the great elephant spirit
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watches over the jungle.
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Do you swear this is
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not one of your tricks, little
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monkey? demanded
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the king of the jungle. I
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swear by the great
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banonatry, you will
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soon see for yourself that
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this monkey does not
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lie. The
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king of the elephant's eyes widened with
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anger. Our
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ancestors' resting place!
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Yay! The monkey
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exclaimed, gesturing dramatically. They
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even built a fence to keep you
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out, as if you were mere
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trespassers in your own home.
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The elephants began to trumpet
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angrily, their eyes narrowing
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with fury. The
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king of the elephants raised his trunk and
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let out a powerful call. This,
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this is an outrage.
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We must reclaim our
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sacred ground and restore
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honor to our
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ancestors. With
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a loud trumpet blast, the
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elephants charged towards the king's hands. The
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ground shook their
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powerful steps, and
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the jungle echoed with its
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determined breath. About
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him? The monkey and
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the bear returned to retrieve the bikes.
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Um, monkey? asked the bear.
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Could you really ride one of those
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things? Sure!
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said the monkey. I'll
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be your driving instructor if you like. He
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jumped on the smaller bike and showed the bear
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how to rev up the engine and shoot off.
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The monkey zoomed around effortlessly,
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demonstrating with impressive force. The
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bear, trying to copy him, revved
18:36
up his bike, but shot straight into
18:38
a termite hill and tumbled off. Ahhhhh!
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Not more! cried out the
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monkey. Maybe you
18:46
should wear a class helmet. Because
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he had figured out what the strange
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hats the humans wore were for. He
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was a clever monkey, you see. After
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they both donned helmets and the monkey
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found a pair of zigzaggy racing pants,
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they headed off around the jungle tracks. Despite
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the annoying roaring buzzing of the
19:08
bike, the animals, birds
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and insects all watched in
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amazement at their fellow animals
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on wheels. The
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bear, still a bit wobbly, managed
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to stay upright and even
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started to enjoy himself. The
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monkey zoomed around, performing little tricks
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and making the other animals learn.
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The jungle, once disturbed
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by human activity, was
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now filled with the joyous sounds
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of their own kind, having fun.
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And so the monkey and the bear
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raced around the tracks, the jungle echoing
19:45
with their laughter, and the
19:47
astonished chatter of the other animals. And
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as for the humans, when
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they saw the devastation of
19:55
their racing enterprise, they
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packed up what remained of their equipment.
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and moved their racing track to the desert,
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where the noise and dust wouldn't
20:05
disturb the delicate balance of nature.
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As the old jungle saying goes,
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where the elephants tread, wisdom
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and peace are sure to
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follow. And
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so with the might and wisdom of the
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elephants, tranquility was
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restored to the jungle once
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more. And
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that was Quad Monkey, read
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by me, Jana, and written
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by Bertie for storynori.com. And
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don't forget to purchase your limited
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See you soon for more stories. Bye
20:56
for now!
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