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Hello and welcome
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to Story Nori. This
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is Janna and I'm here
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with the latest episode in
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our spooky series. The
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Dutch Hotel.
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The Ghost Writer.
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Nafsi and Yogi are brother
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and sister who live in London's Dutch
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Hotel, run by their parents,
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Alan and Angeliki. And
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there's one thing that makes the hotel
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more interesting than most. It
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is haunted. Two
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sets of staff work at the hotel, the
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living ones of the present and the
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ghostly ones of the past, who
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appear from time to time. You
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never know when the ghostly
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ones might show up.
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Since Alan and Angeliki reopened
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the hotel, it's become
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a fashionable resting place on the London
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scene. If you like spotting famous
1:19
faces, you might catch
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some celebrity guests at the Dutch Hotel.
1:25
Royalty, actors,
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politicians, TV professors,
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opera stars, rappers, YouTubers
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and influencers. But you
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might not notice a writer,
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because authors are more famous for their
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words than
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their faces.
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Sometimes a writer's mugshot
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might make it onto the back cover of their book.
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But unless they are unusually beautiful
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or handsome,
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it will be a miniature picture of their face.
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Every autumn, just such
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a person stayed at the Dutch Hotel. Hotel.
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He was the historical novelist Angus
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McPee-Body, whose lifetime
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habit was to spend the autumn months
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in London. His favourite
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place to stay was Suite 13
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at the Dutch Hotel. In
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this very room, back
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in 1973, he had
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composed the opening chapter of his best-selling
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novel, The Forbidden Waltz.
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It was later made into a movie, bringing
2:31
him fame and fortune, though
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you probably would not recognise his fame. One
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morning in early October, the kids,
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Nasi and Yogi, were walking past
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the door of Room 13 on the way up to
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the apartment, where they lived with their
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parents. They both stopped
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when they heard a sound. What's that? Ask
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Nasi.
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Maybe
3:05
one of those ghosts is granting some
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change to get ready for Halloween, suggested
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Yogi. Maybe, said Nasi. But
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I think we'd better tell Mum, because
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it's very odd.
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They found Mum in the kitchen of their apartment,
3:21
making jam sandwiches for their 11sies.
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Mum, said Yogi. There's
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a ghost making loud clanking noises
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in Room 13. Really?
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asked Mum.
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Yeah, like this. Clatter,
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clatter, clatter, clatter, clatter, clatter, clatter.
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Oh, that's the sound of inspiration,
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said Mum. An author stays there,
3:44
crafting his masterpiece on an
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ancient mechanical typewriter.
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It's very noisy. He means, he's writing
3:50
a book.
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Why does he use an old typing machine? Can't he afford a
3:52
computer? asked Yogi.
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He's old-fashioned and clings
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to his habits of a lifetime," said
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Mum. "'Better not to tamper with his
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successful formula.
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The words from that typewriter have
4:10
sold millions of copies.'"
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The next morning, when
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the kids went downstairs on their way to school,
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they saw the author emerge from room 13. He
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had a neat grey beard and wore a tweed jacket
4:24
with patches on the elbows. When
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they were out of earshot,
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Yogi said, "'He
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doesn't look rich.
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Maybe writing doesn't really pay
4:36
that well. If he
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can afford to live in the Dutch Hotel,
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he can't be
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too badly off,'
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said Nussie. "'Perhaps
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Dad gives him a discount because he feels sorry
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for him, or he likes his books.' "'I
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don't think so,' said Nussie.
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Zelda would never
4:55
allow him to do that. Zelda
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was the owner of the hotel, and she
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had a very hard business head.
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It was raining in the morning, but the
5:05
autumn weather was fine in the afternoon. The
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kids took their miniature poodle, Heracles,
5:10
for a walk in Kensington Gardens, where
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the trees were turning into rich colours
5:14
of russet and gold. As
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they sauntered along, they
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stumbled upon the author sitting on a bench,
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stroking his silver beard and
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holding out a nut for a squirrel, who was
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cautiously crawling towards it.
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Herrott placed shot
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like a bullet at the creature. In
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an act of sheer agility, the
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squirrel
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miraculously veered up a tree
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trunk at the very last moment. "'Shouldn't
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you have a dog being a lead?' inquired
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the author. His brow
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furrowed with annoyance.
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Dogs are allowed to roam freely in the park,'
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said Nussie. "'Don't worry, though.
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Heracles only ever catches a squirrel
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in his dreams.'
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The author frowned until
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Yogi asked,
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Wait, aren't you a famous
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author? How
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did you come by that morsel of information?
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Mr McPee-body inquired. Our
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parents managed the Dutch hotel, and
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we hear you clanking away on your old-fashioned
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typewriter.
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I trust my creative endeavours haven't
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proven to be an insufferable disturbance.
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Nah, it's okay. But why
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don't you get a computer?
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said Yogi.
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The author chuckled. Aye,
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my young friends. I wrote
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my first best fellow on that old typewriter,
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Birk, in 1973. Right
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there, in room 13
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of the Dutch hotel, aye,
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it's a special room. A magical
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place, where my stories spring
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to life. Every autumn,
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I make a pilgrimage to London,
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and in that very room, my
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typewriter gives birth to new
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tales.
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Then,
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when I return to exile in Guernsey,
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strictly for tax purposes, my
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secretary types it all onto the computer.
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It's mostly a superstition, you
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see. It's the only method that
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suits my craft.
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It's a good job you're superstitious,
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said Yogi. Because our hotel
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is haunted, you know.
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Yes, I
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have heard the tales. Maybe
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it's ghosts who cyclically inspire
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me.
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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They are real, you know.
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What's so special about room 13,
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ask Nasi?
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A mysterious smile appeared
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on McPee-Buddy's face. Around
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a hundred years ago, a
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writer named Christina Jean
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Knightley stayed in that
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room.
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She penned marvelous books,
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including her absolute
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best, a liver a shade
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of purple.
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Whenever I'm in that room,
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I sense her creative spirit
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like a soft whisper of inspiration.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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said Yogi. You know, a lot
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of rich and famous people have
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lived in our hotel. McPeabody
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leaned closer.
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Aye, at the interesting twist,
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my young friends, is that Christina
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Jean Knightley, despite
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her brilliance, never
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basked in the light of fame.
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Her name is hardly known.
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It wasn't until after she passed away
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that her literary gems reached the hands
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of a select few readers and authors.
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She's been a hidden muse for many of us.
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That's a shame she didn't become rich and
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famous, said Yogi.
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By the way, said Nasi, I
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want to be an author.
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What's your best writing tip?
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Discipline, my dear.
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Embrace a steadfast routine.
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Sit yourself down at a prescribed
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hour and do not stare
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until a thousand words adorn
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your canvas.
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But where do you get your ideas?
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The fertile soil of reality.
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Who knows?
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Perhaps even you two
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will enliven the pages of my next
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book. Oh, cool!
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My name's Yogi.
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Be sure to remember my name when you
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write your story. And I'm
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Nasi, but I bet
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you would rather write about the hotel's ghosts.
9:47
They are far more interesting.
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The kids continued their walk. They
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didn't cross paths with Angus McPee-Body
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for a few days, but the clackety-clack
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of his typewriter had become part of them. the hotel's
10:00
daily routine like the laundry collection,
10:03
the vacuuming and the checkout by 12
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noon. His
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creative endeavors started at 8.30 sharp
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every morning and continued
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until around midday. Oh
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Mum, he's very disciplined. He
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doesn't stop typing until he's written
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his daily 1,000 words.
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Nasty said to Mum as they walked past room 13
10:30
one morning.
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Only he told
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us that in a jokey way, said
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Yosie. He likes to use long
10:38
words that are hard to understand because
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he's a writer, right? Well,
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Dad read one of his books, so
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he can't be too difficult to understand,
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said Mum. He kept saying it
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was total rubbish, but
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couldn't put it down until he reached the last page.
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His next book won't be rubbish, said
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Yosie, because he's going to write
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about us.
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Oh, is he? said Mum.
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Well, I hope he changes our names. We
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told him not to,
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said Yosie, because we
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want to be famous.
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Mum winced.
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She said. Did he reveal
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what he likes so much
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about room 13? Oh yes, said
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Nasty. He
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said a lady writer
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lived in that room 100 years
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ago and
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he likes her writing.
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He says she's
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a genius. It's
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sad because only
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a few people ever read her books.
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Hmm, that rings a bell,
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said Mum.
11:45
I think her portrait is hanging in the
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bar. They refer to her
11:49
as the author S. I
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think she was like Agatha Christie.
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Only less well known.
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I'll have a word with Marek. He was a
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genius.
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the bar manager.
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Perhaps he can transfer
12:03
her painting to Mr. McPee-Body's room.
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A touch of inspiration,
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you know?
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Mum put her plan into action, and
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Mr. McPee-Body genuinely appreciated
12:14
the kind gesture. Christina
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June Knightley's portrait now
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adorned the wall behind his work desk,
12:22
and her painted eyes seemed
12:25
to observe his creative endeavours
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with a certain artistic
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curiosity. But
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then, one Saturday morning,
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the upper echelons of the hotel vibrated
12:38
with a loud commotion.
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Doors slammed thunderously, and
12:46
the voice of Mr. McPee-Body could be
12:48
heard pleading,
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No, no, please
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don't! I implore you!
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A moment later, there
12:57
was an earth-shattering crash
13:00
in the downstairs lobby.
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A
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mysterious
13:06
metal object had made
13:08
an unscheduled descent from the
13:10
dizzying heights of the top floor
13:13
balcony. It crash-landed
13:15
about four feet from online
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influencer Olivia Transetter,
13:20
who let out a scream as piercing
13:23
as a police
13:23
siren. Then,
13:26
thin chaos enfolded before the
13:28
lens of her boyfriend and camera operator,
13:31
who
13:31
live-streamed the bedlam to a staggering
13:33
quarter of a million online followers.
13:38
Nafzi happened to be among those
13:41
watching online. She sat in the family's
13:43
apartment following Olivia
13:45
Transetter's panel. Normally,
13:48
Olivia's fashion and beauty tips
13:51
didn't pique her interest.
13:52
Still,
13:53
ever since her stay at the Dutch hotel, she
13:56
had grown curious about Olivia's updates,
13:58
which
14:00
As it turned out, it
14:02
weren't going too well today. Olivia
14:05
couldn't seem to stop screaming. Hey
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Dad! Nuffsy
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called out.
14:15
Something's just crashed in the hotel
14:17
lobby and nearly hit Olivia Transciter.
14:20
And
14:20
I think it's a metal typewriter.
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Dad had also heard the uproar and
14:26
was already on his way down in the elevator.
14:29
Their apartment was on the top floor, near
14:32
where the mysterious object had been dropped from.
14:36
Nuffsy and Yogi rushed onto the landing
14:38
and spotted Mr McBeebodies slouched
14:40
in an armchair in an alcove.
14:43
His face had turned as pale as if
14:45
he had seen a ghost.
14:47
And he was breathing heavily, attempting
14:49
to regain his composure.
14:52
Are you alright?
14:53
inquired Nuffsy. Oh
14:56
no, my... no, my dear.
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I'm afraid you'll find me in
15:02
quite a state.
15:03
responded the author. Yogi
15:06
chimed in asking, What
15:07
happened?
15:09
After the author collected himself,
15:12
he recounted the strange incident.
15:16
Oh, hi. I was seated at my
15:19
desk. My fingers dancing
15:21
across the keys of my trusty typewriter.
15:25
The words flowed from me as if
15:27
I were in a trance.
15:29
Suddenly, I felt
15:31
a hand on my shoulder.
15:34
It was a complete shock. I
15:36
turned around and there
15:38
stood a woman, as
15:41
if she had just materialized
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in my room. At first,
15:46
I thought she might be the cleaning
15:48
maid. Do
15:49
you need something? I asked.
15:52
Yes, I need my typewriter, she
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replied. Madame,
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that is my typewriter.
15:59
A insisted.
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But she seized my machine in a
16:04
flush and bolted through
16:06
the door. I
16:07
tried to follow, but I
16:10
was not as sprightly as I once was,
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and she was remarkably nimble.
16:15
She dashed off,
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her feet hardly touching
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the ground,
16:21
and then she reached this very point
16:24
on the top floor.
16:26
From here, she
16:28
threatened to drop the machine
16:31
over the edge.
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I pleaded with her not to,
16:35
but she would not listen. And
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then
16:38
she let it fall.
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It was a horrifying
16:43
moment. That's
16:44
a miracle. It didn't
16:47
land on someone's head. However,
16:49
I'm
16:50
afraid. The
16:52
machine is now a mangled lump
16:54
of
16:55
twisted metal
16:57
beyond any hope of repair.
16:59
I wonder who it was,
17:02
pondered Yogi. I
17:04
fear she might be some obsessed
17:07
stalker,
17:08
McPee body replied with concern
17:10
in his voice. Nasi checked
17:12
her phone.
17:13
Oh, Olivia
17:15
Trancessa is claiming that somebody tried
17:17
to assassinate
17:18
her. I
17:19
do hope she's not accusing me.
17:21
I've
17:22
no idea who this trendsetter
17:24
is, let alone arboring any
17:27
grudge against her well-being.
17:29
McPee body exclaimed.
17:31
Oh, no worries,
17:32
Yogi reassured him. I don't
17:35
think she's ever heard of you. No offence,
17:38
but she's more into makeup.
17:41
Mum was also curious about the commotion.
17:44
Nasi and Yogi filled her in on what
17:46
had happened.
17:47
My goodness, what a shock. This
17:51
woman sounds dangerous,
17:53
she exclaimed.
17:55
The police, the ambulance
17:58
and the fire brigade have all shown
17:59
Is
18:01
there anything I can do for you Mr McPee-body?
18:03
Cup of tea? Ah
18:06
yes. Would
18:06
you be so kind as to fetch a glass
18:08
of water
18:09
and me pills? They're on
18:11
the shelf in the bathroom. Mum went
18:13
to room 13 to complete the
18:14
request. When she came back with the pills and the water, she was
18:17
wearing a puzzled expression. What
18:23
is it Mum? asked Nasty. That painting?
18:25
The one of the author-ess? You know
18:27
how I said she
18:29
seemed to have a
18:30
sad expression on
18:32
her face?
18:35
Yes, said Nasty. Well, now she's positively smiling. How strange.
18:45
Mr
18:48
McPee-body swallowed his pills
18:51
and sipped the glass of water.
18:53
I feel better now. Thank
18:55
you. He
18:56
said. Shall we return to the room and
18:58
take a look at this mysterious painting? Following his suggestion,
19:00
the four of them ventured back
19:02
into room 13. Mum's initial assessment
19:04
of the painting proved to be correct. It
19:12
was now adorned with a cheeky grin.
19:15
She looks just like she
19:17
made a million pound book deal! exclaimed Yogi.
19:20
How
19:21
curious! declared
19:24
Mr McPee-body. I can hardly
19:26
believe my own eyes, but
19:28
now I see it.
19:30
The woman is through. My typewriter
19:32
off the balcony. Looked
19:35
just like her.
19:37
I could swear it was she. But
19:39
of course that's impossible. Of
19:42
course it's possible! said
19:44
Yogi. We did tell you we have ghosts here.
19:49
Well,
19:50
in any case,
19:51
I don't think I can live with that portrait
19:54
looking over me any longer. confessed
19:56
Mr McPee-body. That's understandable.
19:59
I'll call Alan
20:01
and ask him to take it back downstairs,"
20:04
said Mum. Five
20:06
minutes later, Dad arrived in
20:08
the room. They shared the
20:10
peculiar tale with him.
20:13
I fear you can't believe such
20:15
an incredible tale of stranger
20:17
infection.
20:20
There was a time before
20:23
we came to live in the Dutch
20:25
Hotel when I would have found
20:27
such a tale. Very
20:30
hard to believe, but a
20:32
lot of strange things
20:34
have happened over the past couple
20:37
of years. Now I'm ready
20:39
to believe almost anything. And
20:43
as it happens, I've
20:46
had a quick look at the CCTV
20:48
footage. And yes, you
20:50
are right. A woman threw
20:53
the typewriter over the balcony, and
20:56
she bore a resemblance
20:59
to the one in the painting.
21:01
What's more,
21:03
I've recovered this piece of paper from
21:05
the typewriter. The letters
21:07
appear to be in bright red
21:10
ink.
21:11
Take a look at what it says.
21:14
Mr McPee-Buddy adjusted his spectacles
21:16
on his nose and began to
21:18
read aloud.
21:20
This typewriter and
21:23
all its words are the property
21:27
of Christina Jean
21:29
Knightley. I'm assuming
21:31
those aren't your words. Remarked
21:35
Alan,
21:36
McPee-Buddy shook his head.
21:38
I know!
21:39
exclaimed Yogi.
21:42
It was a ghostwriter who
21:44
wrote them!
21:46
The author settled into his writing
21:48
chair.
21:49
The tale of my writing career is
21:52
stranger than any yarn I've spun
21:54
in my books. I've never
21:57
shared that, not even with my
21:59
nearest and dear friends. But it seems
22:01
this is as good a time as any
22:04
to make a confession. When
22:06
I was a young lad, full of dreams
22:08
of becoming a writer, I found myself
22:11
perpetually stuck. I'd
22:13
start tearing up my
22:15
feeble words and starting
22:17
new. I needed a change of scenery
22:20
to clear my muddled mind.
22:22
In those far off 1970s,
22:25
this place and the hotel in
22:28
particular were quite rundown
22:30
and worse to wear. Its former
22:33
glory had faded, but
22:35
it was within my budget,
22:36
so I took up residence in this very
22:38
room and stumbled
22:41
upon an old typewriter. Stored
22:44
away in the cupboard, it looked
22:46
abandoned and unloved, so
22:48
I cleaned it up and replaced the ribbon. To
22:51
my delight, it did more
22:54
than work. It seemed possessed.
22:58
As soon as I began to type, those
23:01
keys took charge. The
23:03
book practically wrote itself.
23:06
Of course, I took the typewriter
23:08
with me when it left. I
23:11
hope you won't think ill of me. It
23:13
simply wouldn't work the same anywhere
23:15
else.
23:16
Only in this hotel
23:19
I've returned each year since,
23:22
save for those times when the hotel underwent
23:24
repairs,
23:26
and every one of my
23:28
novels has been birthed on
23:31
that typewriter in this very
23:34
room.
23:35
Do you think the
23:37
lady in the picture might have something
23:39
to do with all this?
23:41
Oh, snazzy.
23:43
The author stared at the portrait
23:46
of Christina Jean Knightley, his
23:48
face a mixture of astonishment
23:50
and remorse. Is that
23:52
to you, ye? He
23:55
whispered, his voice tremulous,
23:58
effaint.
24:00
Almost imperceptible nod
24:02
from the portrait confirmed
24:04
his suspicions. Those
24:06
were my words that
24:08
came
24:09
out of the typewriter, and
24:12
you never gave me any
24:14
credit.
24:16
Her spectral voice echoed throughout
24:18
the room.
24:20
Tears welled up in the author's eyes
24:22
as he finally realized the
24:24
truth.
24:25
He had unknowingly been the vessel for
24:27
Christina's posthumous works, taking
24:30
credit for her brilliance. He
24:32
bowed his head,
24:34
humbled and repentant.
24:37
I am deeply sorry, Christina.
24:40
I never knew. I'll
24:42
make it right. I'll ensure
24:45
the world knows of your talent.
24:50
As the words left his lips, the
24:52
portrait of Christina Jean Knightley
24:55
seemed to glow with a radiant otherworldly
24:58
light.
24:59
Her smile softened,
25:01
and she nodded in approval. Dad
25:05
had recovered the wreckage of the typewriter,
25:07
but Mr McPeeblety did not want to repair
25:10
it. He went out and
25:12
bought a shiny new MacBook, which
25:14
he used to finish his novel, that
25:17
he dedicated to Christina
25:19
Jean Knightley.
25:20
A brilliant author,
25:23
and the inspiration for
25:25
me life's
25:27
work.
25:36
And that was The Ghostwriter,
25:39
read by me, Jana, for Story
25:41
Nori. It was written by Bertie
25:43
and featured Andy Keneer as Mr
25:46
McPeeblety. Don't
25:48
forget, we have a sister
25:50
podcast for grown-ups called Real
25:53
Activity, with a variety
25:55
of calming and soothing stories. We
25:57
call it A Little Time For Your
25:59
Story.
26:01
Tune in soon for more exciting
26:03
tales. From me, Jana,
26:06
at StoryNori.com.
26:08
Bye
26:08
for now!
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