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The Vanity Cat

Released Saturday, 23rd March 2024
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The Vanity Cat

The Vanity Cat

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The Vanity Cat

Saturday, 23rd March 2024
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0:10

The Vanity Cat Hello,

0:13

this is Jana and welcome

0:15

to Story Nori. This

0:18

is a story about a princess cat who

0:20

is vain. If someone

0:23

is vain, it means they

0:25

have a high opinion of themselves. Her

0:28

word very like this is conceited,

0:32

but maybe I'm being a bit hard on her. See

0:35

what you think. In

0:40

ancient times, a cat lived

0:42

in the palace with the royal family. Her

0:45

name was Princess Cat, and

0:49

she was an exceptionally beautiful cat

0:52

with fluffy white hair and

0:54

sky blue eyes. She

0:57

understood very well that she was

0:59

beautiful, because everyone was

1:01

always saying so, and she

1:03

always felt there was something special

1:05

about her. In

1:07

fact, she was quite certain that she

1:10

was as royal as any human prince

1:12

or princess. Now

1:15

it so happened that the one person

1:17

in the palace who did not stop

1:19

to admire her or scratch

1:22

her behind the ears was the

1:24

king's eldest son. His

1:26

indifference annoyed the cat very much.

1:31

Princess Cat could do nothing to get his

1:33

attention, still less to

1:35

win his admiration. When

1:38

he came downstairs to breakfast, she

1:40

tried escorting him with her tail held

1:43

high, but when he went

1:45

into the breakfast room, he

1:47

let the door swing into her face. She

1:52

did not like that. Then

1:55

he was sitting in the garden under a tree. She

1:57

climbed up onto a high branch and

2:00

meowed in distress, pretending

2:02

that she was stuck, and did

2:04

not know how to return to the ground. Surely

2:08

the noble prince would rush gallantly to

2:10

her aid, but no, at

2:13

first he ignored her. And

2:16

then he moved to another spot in the garden, where

2:18

her meows could not disturb him. Once,

2:22

she slipped into his bedroom and

2:24

settled down on his silken pillow.

2:27

How comfortable she was there! But

2:30

when he came to bed and saw her, he

2:33

merely clapped his hands and ordered the

2:35

servant to remove the pillow and

2:37

the cat, and to bring

2:39

him a fresh pillow without any cat hairs

2:41

on it. So all

2:43

of her attempts to be noticed, admired,

2:46

and loved by the prince, ended

2:49

in dismal failure, but

2:52

worse still, when a

2:54

human princess visited the palace, his

2:57

eyes followed her everywhere she went.

3:02

Princess Cat certainly noticed how

3:04

he was enchanted by the

3:06

human princess, and

3:09

she was so sad and annoyed that

3:11

she went to hide down in the

3:13

dark cellar where the mice lived. It

3:16

was the only place she could go, where she

3:18

could not hear the music and the laughter

3:21

of the ball that was taking place in

3:23

the grand hall. The

3:25

happy sounds made her feel even more

3:27

sad, because she wasn't

3:29

included in the human merrymaking. Down

3:32

in the cellar, she cried to

3:35

herself, So,

3:39

he hardly notices me. Meow!

3:42

Correction! He does

3:45

not notice me one little bit.

3:49

But when she's around,

3:51

his eyes are stuck to her like

3:53

glue. What has she got

3:56

that I haven't? Her

3:58

eyes are grey like a rainy day

4:01

where mine are sky blue. Her

4:05

hair is straggly brown like

4:07

mud where mine is

4:09

all white and fluffy. She

4:12

walks like she's wearing clogs

4:15

where I stroll

4:17

elegantly. Meow! And

4:20

have you heard her speak?

4:23

She laughs like a hyena

4:26

and she's not nearly as

4:28

smart or intelligent as I

4:30

am. The only

4:32

thing she's got that I

4:34

haven't is that she's

4:36

a human. It's so unfair.

4:40

If only I was a human, he

4:43

would love me, not her. I know

4:46

he would. He wouldn't

4:48

be able to stop himself falling right in love

4:50

with me. If only

4:53

I was a human princess. This

4:56

isn't fair to us cats. Now

4:59

it so happened that a number

5:01

of old things were kept down in a cellar.

5:04

These included a statue of the Goddess of

5:06

Love, Aphrodite no

5:09

less. This Aphrodite

5:11

heard the cat meowing pitifully

5:13

to herself and

5:16

she spoke through the darkness. You

5:19

are right. If

5:22

only you were a human princess,

5:26

he would fall in love with

5:28

you at first glance. Meow! Well

5:32

at least someone agrees

5:34

with me. Meowled

5:36

back the cat, whose name

5:38

was Princess Cat. But

5:41

he's a fat lot of good

5:43

because I shall never be a

5:45

human princess. He'll never

5:47

look at me. Not

5:50

so, replied Aphrodite.

5:53

Love conquers all, at least

5:56

when I'm around. But

5:58

remember. Nine tenths

6:00

of lights is about showing

6:03

up. So stop

6:05

all this pitiful meowing, get

6:07

up, and go back to

6:09

the ball. Princess

6:12

Cat felt inspired by the words of the

6:14

goddess, and so she rose

6:16

to her four feet. But

6:18

hang on, not to her

6:21

four feet, but to her

6:23

two feet. Then there

6:25

was a swish of silk and a

6:27

gust of rose-scented perfume. This

6:30

was strange. She

6:33

had never felt like this before, to climb

6:36

the stairs back to the ground floor of the palace.

6:39

And when she stepped back into the hallway, right

6:41

in front of her was a gilded mirror. She

6:44

looked into the mirror and saw

6:47

herself. She had

6:49

become a beautiful princess,

6:52

with sky-blue eyes and flowing

6:54

white hair falling down in

6:56

curls. But

6:58

the white hair did not make her look old. It

7:02

was striking and unusual

7:04

for one with such a youthful

7:06

and beautiful face. She

7:09

strolled into the ballroom just

7:11

as the young people were pairing off for

7:13

the next dance. Princess

7:16

Cat, now human, was

7:18

very gratified to see that

7:20

the prince was staring right

7:22

at her. Forgetting the

7:25

other princess, he strolled right

7:27

over to her and asked her

7:29

for the next dance. And

7:31

of course, being a former cat,

7:34

she had perfect balance and

7:36

danced most gracefully. The

7:39

couple danced away the night together, and

7:42

in the morning, the young prince

7:44

went to see his father the

7:46

king to declare that he was in love and

7:49

absolutely must marry the mystery

7:51

princess. The king,

7:54

who would do anything for his eldest son,

7:56

readily agreed and set the

7:59

wedding day for the wedding day. months' time. During

8:02

the months away, the former cat went

8:04

to live in the cellar so that nobody

8:06

would see her or suspect that she

8:08

was nothing other than a real human

8:10

princess. She

8:13

spent the time happily talking to

8:15

Aphrodite about love and romance and

8:18

wasn't ever hungry, because there were

8:20

plenty of mice down in the cellar. On

8:23

the appointed day of her wedding, Aphrodite

8:26

dressed her in a wonderful dress and

8:29

did her hair like a fairy tale princess,

8:32

because after all, that was

8:34

exactly what she was, and

8:37

she arranged for a golden chariot, pulled

8:39

by a pair of white horses to carry

8:41

her up the hill to

8:44

the temple of Aphrodite, where

8:46

the wedding was due to take place. How

8:49

the crowds gathered and cheered,

8:52

kings and queens, dukes and

8:55

duchesses, generals and wise counsellors

8:57

had come from all the

8:59

nearby kingdoms as honoured guests.

9:03

At the gates of the temple, she

9:06

stepped down from the chariot and all

9:08

the onlookers were delighted by her beauty,

9:11

all except for one, and

9:13

that was the other princess, whom

9:16

the prince had lost interest in

9:18

so suddenly at the ball. The

9:20

mystery princess, who was formerly a cat,

9:24

was escorted into the temple by the

9:26

king's top general. The

9:28

prince was waiting for her at the altar, the

9:31

moment she had dreamed of for

9:34

so long had almost arrived. But

9:38

oh no! As Princess

9:40

Cat was walking up the

9:42

aisle, what

9:45

did she see out of the

9:47

corner of her eye? But

9:50

a mouse, a

9:53

cheeky little mouse who had

9:55

sneaked into the temple on her

9:57

wedding day. How dare!

10:01

Immediately, she pounced on the

10:03

little fellow and gobbled him up. The

10:06

guests had never seen anything

10:08

like it. They were

10:10

shocked and amazed. Realizing

10:13

her mistake and covered in shame, Princess

10:16

Cat ran up a tree and jumped

10:18

onto the wall of the temple, where

10:20

she hopped down the other side and ran

10:23

into the forest, now transformed,

10:26

once again, into a cat. Eventually,

10:31

after the fuss had died down, she

10:34

sneaked back into the palace to

10:36

restart her former life as a

10:38

pampered kitty, which was

10:40

much more ideal than fending for herself

10:42

in the forest, and

10:44

she never again wished that

10:46

she could be human. And

10:49

this fable goes to show that a

10:51

person or an animal can change his

10:53

or her appearance, but

10:56

it's much harder to change their true nature.

10:59

A form of this story has been told

11:01

many times, in many places, including

11:04

by the Greek writer Elsop.

11:07

This version was written for Story Nori

11:10

by Bertie and read by me, Jana.

11:13

Until next time, take care.

11:16

Bye for now.

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