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The Vanity Cat Hello,
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this is Jana and welcome
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to Story Nori. This
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is a story about a princess cat who
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is vain. If someone
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is vain, it means they
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have a high opinion of themselves. Her
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word very like this is conceited,
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but maybe I'm being a bit hard on her. See
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what you think. In
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ancient times, a cat lived
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in the palace with the royal family. Her
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name was Princess Cat, and
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she was an exceptionally beautiful cat
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with fluffy white hair and
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sky blue eyes. She
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understood very well that she was
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beautiful, because everyone was
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always saying so, and she
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always felt there was something special
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about her. In
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fact, she was quite certain that she
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was as royal as any human prince
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or princess. Now
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it so happened that the one person
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in the palace who did not stop
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to admire her or scratch
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her behind the ears was the
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king's eldest son. His
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indifference annoyed the cat very much.
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Princess Cat could do nothing to get his
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attention, still less to
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win his admiration. When
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he came downstairs to breakfast, she
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tried escorting him with her tail held
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high, but when he went
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into the breakfast room, he
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let the door swing into her face. She
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did not like that. Then
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he was sitting in the garden under a tree. She
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climbed up onto a high branch and
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meowed in distress, pretending
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that she was stuck, and did
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not know how to return to the ground. Surely
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the noble prince would rush gallantly to
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her aid, but no, at
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first he ignored her. And
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then he moved to another spot in the garden, where
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her meows could not disturb him. Once,
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she slipped into his bedroom and
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settled down on his silken pillow.
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How comfortable she was there! But
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when he came to bed and saw her, he
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merely clapped his hands and ordered the
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servant to remove the pillow and
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the cat, and to bring
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him a fresh pillow without any cat hairs
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on it. So all
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of her attempts to be noticed, admired,
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and loved by the prince, ended
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in dismal failure, but
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worse still, when a
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human princess visited the palace, his
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eyes followed her everywhere she went.
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Princess Cat certainly noticed how
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he was enchanted by the
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human princess, and
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she was so sad and annoyed that
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she went to hide down in the
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dark cellar where the mice lived. It
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was the only place she could go, where she
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could not hear the music and the laughter
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of the ball that was taking place in
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the grand hall. The
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happy sounds made her feel even more
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sad, because she wasn't
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included in the human merrymaking. Down
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in the cellar, she cried to
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herself, So,
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he hardly notices me. Meow!
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Correction! He does
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not notice me one little bit.
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But when she's around,
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his eyes are stuck to her like
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glue. What has she got
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that I haven't? Her
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eyes are grey like a rainy day
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where mine are sky blue. Her
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hair is straggly brown like
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mud where mine is
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all white and fluffy. She
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walks like she's wearing clogs
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where I stroll
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elegantly. Meow! And
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have you heard her speak?
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She laughs like a hyena
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and she's not nearly as
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smart or intelligent as I
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am. The only
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thing she's got that I
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haven't is that she's
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a human. It's so unfair.
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If only I was a human, he
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would love me, not her. I know
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he would. He wouldn't
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be able to stop himself falling right in love
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with me. If only
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I was a human princess. This
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isn't fair to us cats. Now
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it so happened that a number
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of old things were kept down in a cellar.
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These included a statue of the Goddess of
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Love, Aphrodite no
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less. This Aphrodite
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heard the cat meowing pitifully
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to herself and
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she spoke through the darkness. You
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are right. If
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only you were a human princess,
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he would fall in love with
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you at first glance. Meow! Well
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at least someone agrees
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with me. Meowled
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back the cat, whose name
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was Princess Cat. But
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he's a fat lot of good
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because I shall never be a
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human princess. He'll never
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look at me. Not
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so, replied Aphrodite.
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Love conquers all, at least
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when I'm around. But
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remember. Nine tenths
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of lights is about showing
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up. So stop
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all this pitiful meowing, get
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up, and go back to
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the ball. Princess
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Cat felt inspired by the words of the
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goddess, and so she rose
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to her four feet. But
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hang on, not to her
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four feet, but to her
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two feet. Then there
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was a swish of silk and a
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gust of rose-scented perfume. This
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was strange. She
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had never felt like this before, to climb
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the stairs back to the ground floor of the palace.
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And when she stepped back into the hallway, right
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in front of her was a gilded mirror. She
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looked into the mirror and saw
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herself. She had
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become a beautiful princess,
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with sky-blue eyes and flowing
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white hair falling down in
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curls. But
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the white hair did not make her look old. It
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was striking and unusual
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for one with such a youthful
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and beautiful face. She
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strolled into the ballroom just
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as the young people were pairing off for
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the next dance. Princess
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Cat, now human, was
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very gratified to see that
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the prince was staring right
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at her. Forgetting the
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other princess, he strolled right
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over to her and asked her
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for the next dance. And
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of course, being a former cat,
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she had perfect balance and
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danced most gracefully. The
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couple danced away the night together, and
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in the morning, the young prince
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went to see his father the
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king to declare that he was in love and
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absolutely must marry the mystery
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princess. The king,
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who would do anything for his eldest son,
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readily agreed and set the
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wedding day for the wedding day. months' time. During
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the months away, the former cat went
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to live in the cellar so that nobody
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would see her or suspect that she
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was nothing other than a real human
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princess. She
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spent the time happily talking to
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Aphrodite about love and romance and
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wasn't ever hungry, because there were
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plenty of mice down in the cellar. On
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the appointed day of her wedding, Aphrodite
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dressed her in a wonderful dress and
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did her hair like a fairy tale princess,
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because after all, that was
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exactly what she was, and
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she arranged for a golden chariot, pulled
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by a pair of white horses to carry
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her up the hill to
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the temple of Aphrodite, where
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the wedding was due to take place. How
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the crowds gathered and cheered,
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kings and queens, dukes and
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duchesses, generals and wise counsellors
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had come from all the
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nearby kingdoms as honoured guests.
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At the gates of the temple, she
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stepped down from the chariot and all
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the onlookers were delighted by her beauty,
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all except for one, and
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that was the other princess, whom
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the prince had lost interest in
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so suddenly at the ball. The
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mystery princess, who was formerly a cat,
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was escorted into the temple by the
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king's top general. The
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prince was waiting for her at the altar, the
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moment she had dreamed of for
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so long had almost arrived. But
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oh no! As Princess
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Cat was walking up the
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aisle, what
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did she see out of the
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corner of her eye? But
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a mouse, a
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cheeky little mouse who had
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sneaked into the temple on her
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wedding day. How dare!
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Immediately, she pounced on the
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little fellow and gobbled him up. The
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guests had never seen anything
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like it. They were
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shocked and amazed. Realizing
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her mistake and covered in shame, Princess
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Cat ran up a tree and jumped
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onto the wall of the temple, where
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she hopped down the other side and ran
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into the forest, now transformed,
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once again, into a cat. Eventually,
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after the fuss had died down, she
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sneaked back into the palace to
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restart her former life as a
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pampered kitty, which was
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much more ideal than fending for herself
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in the forest, and
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she never again wished that
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she could be human. And
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this fable goes to show that a
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person or an animal can change his
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or her appearance, but
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it's much harder to change their true nature.
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A form of this story has been told
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many times, in many places, including
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by the Greek writer Elsop.
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This version was written for Story Nori
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by Bertie and read by me, Jana.
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Until next time, take care.
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Bye for now.
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