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Nobody knew that healthcare could be so
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complicated. Trump was a failure on healthcare.
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Hundreds. Of thousands of Black Americans
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off healthcare insurance that is. Outrageous.
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And if he's president again, he would kids
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or insurance for millions more of us. We.
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Cannot go back. President Biden and
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vice present Harris have lowered. Healthcare
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premiums and expanded coverage the black families.
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They also kept the price of insulin
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the job done for people just like
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me. I'm Joe Biden candidate for President.
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I did beg
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has a very super interesting story She's one of
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those religious girls that Got married
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real young and then left her marriage and
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started living it up and she
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is a real unicorn Of course as a unicorn she's
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had a lot of success and hooked up with a
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lot of couples and done a lot of things She's
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also very into women. She's hooked up with a
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lot of women. She goes into all of that.
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She considers herself Polly She's very into by guys
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She is currently living with a chick She talks
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about how she met her how they wound up
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living together Who they fuck around with
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because they're all very open and she's like I
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said has had a lot of experiences with couples
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She digs that she loves being a unicorn She
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also loves hanging out Like I said with women
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and we talk all about it and she does
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love being Polly and she explains exactly what Polly
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means to Her and how she sets up her
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Polly life Like I said, this
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was a young girl who was like Mormon and
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then changed and now she's living it up She
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couldn't be happier. So it's a super interesting
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strictly anonymous podcast. Anyway, I'm gonna be right
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back on with Bella Hi
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Bella, welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast, how are
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you today? I'm doing
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good Kathy. Thank you for having me. No,
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thank you for coming on You sound like
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you have a very interesting story. I do
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know you have an ex-husband and now you're
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like a unicorn You're
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into chicks, that's for sure and you had a
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very hot hookup with one of your great friends
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I think you said while you were married Yeah,
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you enjoy being a unicorn to couples and you have
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some stories about that. So, I don't know Where should
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we start? Should we start like when you were? married
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and did you and your husband
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like wind up hooking up with your friend or was that
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like a cheating scenario? So
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my life is a kind of
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a weird shit show. So I grew up really
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conservative religion And
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was like, I don't know what this shit is, but okay, this
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is what you're doing with it So I got married at like
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20 years old and I was married
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for seven years. Mm-hmm And
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so he when him and I were married There's
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a lot of like psychological abuse that was happening
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But part of that was he would bring in
6:32
his fantasies and then that religious shame was like
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never mind never mind So he
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had talked about being bisexual and wanting to
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hook up with guys. Oh interesting. Okay, he
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did. Yeah We were
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heated. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so we would like
6:45
roleplay that sometimes We played
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around with like prostate massagers every once in a
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while, but he was always I don't know He
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was always so back and forth right where it
6:53
would be. This is what I want. Never mind
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Never mind and I was like, okay, well, I
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don't believe in this bullshit church stuff anyway So,
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okay fine, but I'm not gonna cheat. I'm not
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a cheater. Well, then a couple of years down
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the road I have my daughter and he
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tells me hey six months ago when
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she was three months old I went
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out and met up with a girl for a blowjob, but nothing happened.
7:13
Don't worry about it Well a blowjob
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happened though, right or did she
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know? Give him the answer. What
7:19
happened? Nothing happened. Just a blowjob. Come
7:22
on classic Hudson story. Did he
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told you? I'm surprised he told you Yeah,
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well that was his kind of again like with his
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fucking guilt would be like six months later Oh by
7:32
the way, this thing happened and so I was big
7:34
of a deal and I have it covered Which
7:37
was so what do you mean I have it covered?
7:40
Yeah, I've already fixed it. I already stopped
7:42
talking to them Whatever it
7:44
was right, but I need to tell you I got
7:46
to get my guilt out. Yeah, I'm gonna ruin your
7:48
fucking day I think there's something so selfish about that
7:52
Yeah, totally you didn't have you had no idea
7:54
right Take
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your fucking blowjob and your guilt and live with with it,
8:00
that's your consequences. Don't dump it that shit
8:02
onto somebody else. It's so rude. I don't
8:04
know why people think that that's so noble.
8:06
It's because it's fucking not selfish. Yeah.
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Especially not at that point when it's not, here's evidence or anything.
8:11
It's just, by the way, you're not saying anything. Yeah, you shut
8:13
it down. No big deal. Nothing's going on anymore. But I got
8:16
to tell you to make myself feel better. But I want you
8:18
to feel it. Yeah. Yeah. No,
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seriously. That's what it's a, it's really selfish. It's
8:22
very self-serving. He wasn't doing it to me for
8:24
you. Cause why? Well, like,
8:26
what does that do for you? Except make you want to fucking leave
8:28
him and not
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trust him. Terrible. Okay, go on. And
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I think at that point he knew I wasn't going to
8:36
leave him, but that was kind of, that was one of the
8:38
big ruptures that broke me. So I like told him to
8:40
leave. He went and stayed with a brother out of town for
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a couple of days. And that was when my friend
8:44
came over. Oh, your girlfriends. Yeah,
8:47
my girlfriend. So her and I had known each other.
8:50
She was a couple of years older than me. I'd known her since I was like 16. We
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hung out a few times. She had done my
8:56
hair for years. Nothing, nothing had really happened. And
9:00
then I found out, well, I found out after the fact,
9:02
between my ex and my best girlfriend, that they
9:04
had talked about her and I hooking up a couple of
9:06
times and they had hinted
9:08
around it. Interesting. Yeah.
9:11
Why were you never in the know? Yeah.
9:14
Oh my God. So before she comes over, apparently
9:16
she sends him a text, like don't worry, I'm
9:18
going to fix it. So she
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comes over. I had never
9:23
smoked, like I'm a stoner for sure, but I
9:25
had never smoked like one of the vape pens,
9:27
the carts. And
9:29
those things are fucking strong. I don't know
9:31
if you've ever smoked. It's intense and it
9:33
hits really quickly. So her
9:36
and I hung out. I was hitting that
9:38
pen all night long. And
9:42
was so gone, so high. And
9:44
of course, like I'm fucking a mess. I'm
9:47
crying. I'm like, I'm not enough. He doesn't love me.
9:49
I have my baby. I don't know what to do.
9:52
So she's holding me. She's like, it's going to be
9:54
fine. It's going to be fine. We go and get
9:56
in bed eventually. And we
9:59
just started slowly. spooning each other. And like
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my heart was beating out of my chest.
10:03
I was like, Wait, I think our rebot
10:05
took up and she's hot. Like she has
10:07
some nice titties. She's had three
10:09
kids, but you wouldn't know that she was
10:11
in good shape. And
10:14
so I think she kissed me
10:16
first. Like we turned around and she kissed me
10:18
first. And it was
10:20
so intense and so immediate. We both
10:23
went down on each other. It was
10:26
super hot. And then the next day my
10:28
ex was coming home. So I'm like spilling
10:30
my guts and I'm like, okay, I fucked
10:32
her. I don't want to do
10:34
that anymore. Sorry. I'm gonna fucked up. And he
10:36
went to town on me. Like
10:39
an anger or like sexually? No,
10:42
no. You never know your husband.
10:45
Okay. So first,
10:47
first you pissed, right? He's like, I have to
10:49
get into the horse not doing this. Well, then
10:51
over the next several years before we actually got
10:53
divorced, he kept pulling it up as a role
10:55
playing scenario. Of course. He had talked about it
10:57
with her. He knew she was going over there
11:00
to bang you that night. She said, don't worry.
11:02
I'm going to fix this. Was that quote unquote?
11:04
Fix this. Yeah.
11:07
Interesting. Yeah. So
11:10
her and I hooked up, I think probably
11:12
two more times, but it wasn't until after
11:14
I was divorced and she was married and
11:17
did the same thing. Right. And it was like, Oh my
11:19
God, that's so hot. You guys should do it again, but
11:21
you do it in front of us. So her and I
11:23
kind of got into a weird spot for a while because
11:26
both of our husbands are fucking telling us this shit. So
11:28
we didn't really talk to each other for a minute. And
11:30
then after I got divorced, her
11:32
and I hung out a couple more times to
11:35
like girls night, where it's a lot more low
11:38
key. And I think that like,
11:40
like looking back when I was
11:42
a kid, I was obsessed with girls. I didn't see
11:44
it like that. I couldn't figure it out. Right. It
11:47
was like, I'm not jealous, but Oh my God, I
11:49
love, I just want to look at her. I was
11:51
like, I don't want to be her, but there's just
11:53
something that is so beautiful. I just want to be
11:55
around it. Oh my God. I'm obsessed. Interesting. Okay. Yeah.
11:58
So then I got divorced.
12:01
That was a messy shit show. And
12:04
then I kind of decided, okay,
12:06
I don't want to get married.
12:08
I've got my daughter fucking done.
12:10
I don't really think
12:12
I'm in it for relationships anyways. And
12:15
I just started sleeping around, just
12:17
actually getting friends with benefits. Are
12:20
you now looking for girls after
12:22
your relationship ended? So
12:25
after my relationship ended, I didn't
12:28
immediately start dating women on
12:30
their own. Weirdly enough, it felt way
12:32
more safe to date couples. Yeah, no, I know that's
12:34
what you were into, right? Being a unicorn. When did
12:36
you do that? When
12:39
did I do that? Yeah. So
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probably, I don't know, two
12:44
months after my divorce, I found this
12:46
couple on Tinder and I
12:48
was like, okay, yeah, they look fun.
12:50
She's cute. She's blonde, little. He's Mexican.
12:53
I'm into this. And
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I don't, I think honestly, I was
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scared of women for a long time.
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explain what you mean by that. So it's like,
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you're kind of checking in, you're getting dressed up,
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your top doesn't matter, I don't know, your shoes don't look
16:12
that up or whatever, but he's not going to notice, but
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a girl is going to clap that immediately. Oh,
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you feel more pressure with the girl. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah.
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There's more pressure for me and it's also, it's also a
16:25
weird thing because girls don't initiate as much, right? So
16:28
then there's also this weird tension of by panic of, okay,
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so we're both here because we want to fuck each other,
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but neither of us are going to touch each other first.
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Okay. We're trying not to harass each other. It's
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to follow. And I don't know, it just feels like
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it goes smoother, but I think definitely.
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So that first couple that I hooked
16:55
up with, they didn't tell me and I
16:57
do different things now with couples, but I
17:00
think we went to a bar, got a drink. We
17:03
talked for a little while and I had never, since
17:05
I hadn't ever been with a couple, I'm like trying
17:07
to sort out, right? Like, why are you doing this?
17:09
And this because she, he wants to do this. Let's
17:12
make sure there's nothing weird happening. Well,
17:14
then I get to their, we go back to their
17:17
place, I'm feeling it. So we
17:19
go back to their place and they
17:21
are like, they don't want to drink. They don't want to
17:23
smoke. Music and all the lights are on. Bad
17:27
vibe. They don't understand how to set
17:29
the mood. Yes. Some
17:31
people just don't get it. Yes, they
17:33
don't. And it was so awkward. And
17:35
now I have a rule about that, but, but
17:38
she, she had kind of hinted. I
17:41
didn't know that I liked to see
17:43
him with women for a
17:45
long time, but now that's really what I like.
17:47
We've been together for five years and they weren't
17:49
married. They were dating. That's where they
17:52
had fallen into. And she didn't describe herself
17:54
as a cook queen. And I
17:56
didn't know that term at the time, but now
17:58
in hindsight, I know that. I
18:00
think I flew around with them twice and both times her
18:02
thing was that she wanted to go out to the bathroom
18:04
and Then he would start making out with me
18:06
and she would come back and see it, right? But
18:09
they didn't tell me that the first time So
18:12
then I'm sitting there He's making moves
18:14
as she walks away and I'm like, okay this
18:16
must be sanctioned But also I'm not trying to
18:18
get in a situation where I'm in the middle of it
18:21
Right you feel for the girl you're like thinking like
18:23
what if she doesn't know like this is fucked up,
18:25
right? You're waiting till she leaves
18:28
I don't know that feels kind of suspicious But
18:30
again just stuff that could have been avoided it had
18:32
they just told me hey, this is our specific kink
18:34
This is what we like to do. It was super
18:36
hot though So when she comes back him and I
18:39
are making out and he started to go
18:41
down on me And then she started making out with me
18:43
and that Was
18:45
the thing that was like cemented being a
18:47
unicorn in my brain I think because that
18:49
like I can have a visual right now.
18:51
It was so fucking hot. She
18:53
had her nipples pierced She was
18:56
tattooed So she was making
18:58
out with me putting her tits on
19:00
mine He's like I'm looking down between
19:02
but her and I and I
19:04
can see his mouth on me. It was so
19:06
fucking hot Just being in
19:08
the middle. I'm a Leo. So I think
19:10
I also like that attention of it Yeah,
19:12
I'm the new one and they've already had
19:14
their established dynamics That's fun, right because they're
19:17
both super into my body and that's really fun for
19:19
me, obviously So he had a tiny
19:21
dick I I
19:24
will say I didn't love that but he was
19:26
super good with toys and they
19:28
love to play with toys So that was fun
19:30
and I'm multi orgasmic. So I will just keep
19:32
coming and so that's always
19:34
fun For whatever guy
19:36
because they're fucking obsessed with that. Yeah So,
19:42
I don't know I probably
19:44
came five or six times he fucked her
19:46
and You
19:48
enjoy watching that yourself Yeah.
19:50
Yeah, I really like watching so after that
19:53
second time I was like I can't do
19:55
it again The lights were on there was
19:57
no music There's
20:00
no mood set and the sex
20:02
was fun, but. Did you go down on
20:05
her and all that kind of stuff and this time
20:07
you have having orgasms and all that stuff with her
20:09
as well? Yeah. So I think he
20:11
was fucking me while I went down on her. I
20:14
couldn't really feel him, which was a bummer. But
20:17
now I know that like I learned after the
20:19
fact that they only fuck with blood plugs and
20:22
all kinds of stuff. So that makes a lot of sense. Yeah.
20:27
So no more that couple, but that was your
20:29
first experience. But you dug it. That was like
20:32
the thing for you. Because I got to tell
20:34
you, I get a lot of couples emailing me
20:36
and I just taped a couple recently that are
20:38
always looking for unicorns and blah, blah, blah. Everyone's
20:40
looking for you. You're the unicorn. Do you find
20:43
that you just get hit up on those apps
20:45
like constantly and they're like so amazed that you
20:47
actually show up because it's hard to find someone
20:49
like you. Yeah.
20:51
And that's, it's been really interesting
20:54
because when I got divorced, I definitely had
20:56
walked out of it with this ugly duckling
20:58
syndrome. Because of your guy
21:00
putting you down so much probably you had low self
21:02
esteem. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He
21:05
was always cheating or he was always like sexting
21:07
ex girlfriends or whatever bullshit. So I'm, I'm
21:10
leaving the marriage. Okay. Maybe I don't
21:12
know what I'm wearing that in the dating field. Right. And
21:15
of course I was 20 when I got married. So Tinder wasn't a
21:17
thing when I got married. So I'm doing all that for the first
21:20
time. And I decided to
21:22
go at it with, I am just going to pick the people that
21:24
I think are too hot to fuck me. And
21:26
then I fucked all of them. Really?
21:29
You went out of your league. That doesn't, that
21:31
doesn't sound like someone with low self esteem. Well,
21:34
I think the thing was, was because I was so,
21:37
I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm not trying to
21:39
date anybody. Yeah. Yeah. That's
21:41
great. So you have that couple, you dig
21:43
them and now you're like, Oh, I want to be a
21:46
unicorn. This is for me. I don't want a relationship. And
21:48
you're just going to go after the hottest couples that send
21:51
you their pics. Yeah.
21:53
Yeah. And like you're saying
21:55
with dating apps, like that, that's exactly what happened was
21:57
every time I'm on bikes now, I pretty
21:59
much. only use fields. I delete them
22:02
every single time someone says their name. I
22:04
delete it from my thing because they gave
22:06
me the fucking run around and wasted my
22:08
time with being a sponsor so they could
22:10
go fuck themselves. But anyway, I delete that.
22:12
Yeah, fuck them. Anyway, I say SDC. That's
22:14
who I promote on my show. But anyway,
22:16
go on. I need to check them out
22:18
honestly. Well, SDC, you could just
22:20
use my link and you'll get a free 14 day
22:22
trial. And if you don't like it, you don't have to sign up.
22:25
So you could check that out for free with my link. Anyway, go
22:27
on. I'm sure you
22:29
do fine though, anywhere you go because
22:31
you're the unicorn. Yeah.
22:33
And it's a very interesting,
22:36
I don't know, dynamic because
22:38
I listen to your show all the time. And
22:40
I know that a lot of like swingers specifically,
22:42
that's one of their rules, right? Is like you
22:44
go talk to the wife or you go talk
22:46
to the husband or whatever. But it's
22:49
funny because like I'm 29 and everyone that
22:51
is my age, whether they're poly
22:54
or not, it's a very different
22:56
feel. It's now you go talk directly to whoever
22:59
you want to have sex with. There
23:01
isn't a possession part of
23:03
it. And it's been really
23:05
interesting as a unicorn because some couples are
23:07
really good at knowing a
23:09
separation and knowing how to treat you like a person and not a
23:11
toy. And some people are not like
23:13
it's hot to be a toy. It's not hot to
23:15
be a toy before you're in bed and they don't
23:17
even know you. But I've had some weird situations before
23:20
I even meet up with people where they're bullshit. For
23:22
example, I had this couple, I started
23:24
talking to the girl online and she
23:26
was like, I want to surprise my guy. I want
23:29
him to come home and we'll be hanging out and
23:31
then we'll fuck him. And
23:34
people like to run their unicorn fantasies by me
23:36
all the time. So that was great. I was
23:38
totally on board with it. And
23:40
then she gives me her cell number
23:42
and it's so obviously a fucking dude
23:45
texting me. Oh, you're kidding. So there's
23:47
bullshit the whole thing. Well,
23:50
I don't think it was bullshit. I think their thing was
23:52
that she was texting me first and then
23:54
she was going to have him text me and they were going
23:56
to get off on that. And I wasn't going to
23:58
know that it was him. And I was. and I know that they were
24:01
both in on it together. Just fucking be
24:03
honest with people. Don't switch
24:05
numbers and pull shit like that and try and
24:07
like, like if it's a fantasy to be
24:09
surprised, talk about that fucking fantasy because guaranteed
24:11
women will want to play that out with you. But
24:13
when you're a single woman going to play with two
24:15
other people, it is a safety
24:17
concern. And so when they start off lying
24:20
like that, there's no fucking way. Yeah,
24:22
for sure. So did you ever, you didn't hook up with them? No,
24:25
no. In fact, I texted them and said, look, I
24:27
can tell this is what's going on just so you
24:29
know, don't do this again to anybody else because it
24:31
would have been fun to fuck around with you. And
24:33
that's definitely not happening. And now you lose. Yeah.
24:36
Yeah, that's what happens. Okay. Okay. So who's
24:38
the next couple that you hook up with
24:40
after that first couple? So
24:43
the next couple that I hooked up with, oh my
24:47
God, let me think. It
24:49
was probably, so I had this couple
24:51
who I still see to this
24:53
day. I think it was them there. He's,
24:56
oh, he's so hot. He's like
24:58
six, four huge dick, like
25:01
very athletic. They're like Colorado weed
25:03
people. And
25:06
she's Colorado weed people. Guys
25:09
in Colorado are really hot. Okay, by
25:11
the way, that's what I think. Right?
25:13
Isn't that true? Like the
25:15
bikers, they're all, I don't know
25:17
what it is. The outdoorsy-ness of them all,
25:20
but they're like the hottest guys in Colorado
25:22
for some reason. For real. Not in New
25:24
York City. Trust me. And
25:28
they're all really, I don't know. They're all really laid
25:30
back. So I met this couple and we hadn't matched
25:32
probably, I don't know, six months. So it took a
25:34
while for me to actually get
25:36
around to meeting them. What was she like?
25:39
She was tall too. So I'm probably five
25:42
eight and she's probably five nine, a little
25:44
bit taller than me, like a long brown
25:46
hair. She's really lean too. Really, really nice
25:48
tits. And she's multi-hargasmic as
25:50
well. So the first time that we started
25:52
fooling around with each other, trying to remember,
25:55
oh yeah, so I went up, they
25:57
have this cabin up in the woods, right? So
25:59
I made up. them in town, we get chatting,
26:01
I go up to their place
26:04
and she, we start
26:07
smoking weed, we start hanging out. She
26:09
comes over and sits on my lap
26:12
and they start making out
26:14
with her on my lap. And I told you,
26:16
I love watching. I love
26:19
that. And so they start making out of my lap
26:21
and she, I
26:24
think she took her shirt off. Anyways, her
26:26
nipples were fucking incredible. And
26:28
he, they like to tie me
26:31
down. She likes to be tied down. So
26:34
her and I went down on each other and made each other
26:36
come. I don't even know how many
26:38
times. And his favorite way to fuck
26:40
me still is face it down
26:42
in her pussy ass up and
26:45
behind me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old are they?
26:48
They're probably 30, 32. Oh,
26:50
okay. So they're young couple too. Yeah.
26:53
Yeah. I'll take the majority of people that I
26:55
mess around with or around that age, there definitely
26:57
are some older, some
27:00
older couples. I don't know,
27:02
40s, 50s. Yeah. I don't
27:05
have an age range, right? Like I'm
27:07
a switch. So I love to try
27:10
new things. I love to fuck
27:12
around other people's fantasies. Like I
27:14
have, I think my brain, it's funny cause
27:16
people are always talking on your show about
27:18
like women having fantasies or not. And I
27:20
feel like I, and maybe other
27:22
women are the same way. I have a
27:25
couple of sexual fantasies, but it's more so I want to
27:27
know what other people's are. And I want to fuck around
27:29
in theirs. Oh, that's interesting. That's your
27:31
thing. Yeah. Yeah. I love,
27:33
I love playing out other people's like
27:36
role plays. Like when people hit me up and say,
27:38
Hey, we want a unicorn experience. This is, you know,
27:40
special occasion, a birthday, whatever. I'm all over that because
27:43
there's always something fun in it. So whether
27:45
it's like tying the guy up or like,
27:48
um, right now I really
27:50
want. So I have a girlfriend
27:52
right now. We're non-monogamous
27:55
and her and I really want to fool around with guys. And I
27:57
haven't watched her peg a I
28:00
really want that. Interesting. And how did you
28:02
meet that girl? We're kind of all over the place, but
28:04
that's okay. I still want to go back to this hot
28:06
couple that you're still banging to this day, but this
28:08
girl, how did you meet her online? Yep. So
28:11
I met her online last summer and
28:15
I think it was probably right before it
28:17
was a little bit after I started feeling
28:19
good about just dating women singly and feeling
28:21
good about what I was looking for. So
28:24
I find her, she's Puerto
28:26
Rican, Haitian, gorgeous, great
28:29
ass. And
28:31
the first night she comes over, she brings
28:33
Molly, which I don't, I don't love Molly.
28:35
I've done it twice, but for whatever reason,
28:38
I'm like, Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.
28:41
Let's do Molly. Let's see. And
28:43
you met her like, as a, like a girl girl
28:45
hookup situation, right? That's how you met her online. Like
28:47
this is, yeah, I'm looking to hook up with a
28:49
chick kind of thing. Yeah. I was
28:51
like, I'm going to find out the time that she was living with. And it
28:53
was so funny cause I, I had asked her,
28:56
can you come up a night early? Cause I like, I
28:58
can't wait. I just, I want to see. We were texting
29:00
and it was getting really hot. And
29:03
before she came up, she said, look, I don't want to
29:05
be that guy, but I'm going to take a drive. So
29:07
we're gonna, are we, are we going to fool around? Are
29:09
we actually doing something? That's cool.
29:11
She wouldn't want to drive all the way there for
29:13
a cup of coffee. Exactly.
29:16
Exactly. So we were both on the
29:18
same page from the get go of hookup
29:20
buddies. And then that just progressed
29:22
because the sexual chemistry between us
29:24
is so intense and we
29:26
really fooling around with other people and meeting other
29:29
people and couples that we just kind of
29:31
fell into this relationship. That
29:33
is, I don't know. I don't even know what kind of
29:35
a relationship I'm in, but it's fun. But
29:38
what happened the first time you hooked up with her? So
29:41
the first time I hooked up with her, she
29:43
came over. We had Molly. We
29:45
took Molly. We're hanging out waiting for it
29:48
to kick in. I think
29:50
I'm more dominant with women and she's a
29:52
switch too, but I like leaned in to
29:54
kind of go to kind of kiss her
29:56
and she leaned away from me. So I
29:58
felt, okay, that's all right. I can
30:00
let her come at me. Well, within five minutes, she had picked
30:02
me up and put me on the counter. And
30:05
we were making out going crazy. So we came
30:08
upstairs. We didn't have a strap on or
30:10
anything. So I think that first night we
30:12
were like scissoring each other and going down
30:14
on each other. And
30:18
we were up until 5 a.m. just
30:21
making pancakes and then fucking in between.
30:24
Talking. We didn't know each other. Just
30:26
saying. That must have been the
30:28
Molly. Yeah. Well,
30:30
that's the thing too is when you have sex with
30:33
a woman, right, it's not like he came tonight. I
30:35
have to wait 45 minutes. Like you're just going to
30:37
keep going. Well, if you're all too multi orgasmic, I
30:39
need to wait in between 20 minutes at least. Exactly.
30:43
So OK, let's stop and get some snacks and
30:45
free fuel. And then we'll get back into it.
30:47
Right. OK. And that's the fun
30:50
part for me about having sex with women is there
30:52
isn't that endpoint. And sometimes
30:54
that's the only downside, I think, with
30:56
a couple is that when guys hit that endpoint first
30:58
and then the wife and I are like, well, we
31:01
wanted it. OK, I guess we're done. Because he's done.
31:04
Yeah, because it's been two hours and we're like, well, we
31:06
could keep going. But OK, he came. OK, fine.
31:09
Right. But with that girl, you guys were like at it
31:11
all night. All night. All night.
31:13
And then she started coming up like once a
31:15
week, twice a week. And we would
31:17
just fuck all night long. And then she would go to
31:19
work the next morning at 7 a.m. It
31:22
was always hot. She was the
31:24
first girl that fucked me with a strap on. And
31:27
now I love that. She's really, really good at
31:29
it. And do you switch and do that to
31:31
her as well? Because you keep saying you are
31:33
a switch. Yeah, yeah, I
31:35
do. I think that I don't know. I
31:37
don't know. I don't love strap ons because
31:40
of the functionality. But that could just because
31:42
I'm not good at using them. I
31:44
really, really love giving oral to women. I really
31:47
love going down on them and doing it with
31:49
a toy. Or have you heard
31:51
of Betty Dodson? So she's a
31:53
sex educator. And she developed
31:55
a bunch of different protocols and
31:58
stuff for orgasming for women. She has
32:00
this barbell that she sells
32:02
on a website that's two pounds and
32:05
I'm gonna say it's probably six inches long and one end
32:07
is bigger than the other. Oh, I know that thing. I
32:09
pitched that on my show all the time. I sell the
32:11
shit out of it because I found it for 17 bucks
32:14
on Amazon because they sell it to guys
32:16
for $17 and they sell it for women
32:18
for like 175. Okay.
32:21
Yeah. That's what they fucking do. Yeah.
32:24
Of course they do. Yeah. Not
32:26
as much as you sell that thing for because I know where you
32:28
get it for $17. That's
32:30
insane. I think that was probably like
32:33
250 or something. Yeah. Same
32:36
one. That's heavy as shit with the big ball
32:38
and one in the small wall on the other end. Gay men get
32:40
that for 17 bucks. You as
32:42
a straight woman, you as a woman have to go
32:44
buy that for Betty for $250. Can
32:47
you believe women's life? That's insane.
32:49
Yeah. It's ridiculous. I'll
32:51
put the app and I get so pissed because whenever I talk
32:54
about this, because women use it to squirt, right? Someone
32:56
told me once about it squirting, right? And when she
32:58
sent me the link, I saw it's 175. So
33:01
I just took a Google, I took a pic of
33:03
it and put it into Google pics just to see
33:05
where else I could find this. Because 175 was just
33:07
way too much. And I literally found it for 17
33:09
bucks. I was like, this is ridiculous. I've been looking
33:11
for it in China so I could sell it myself.
33:14
But anyway, do you guys use the toy? Yeah.
33:17
So that's my favorite one to use when I go down on
33:19
women. How come? Because
33:22
of the weight and because the way that
33:24
they can use it too, if they have
33:26
their knees up, they can rock their pelvis
33:28
back and forth and they can fuck themselves
33:30
with that while I'm sucking on their clit.
33:34
And I think that that feeling of
33:36
control for women while we're in that
33:38
situation makes their orgasm way more intense.
33:41
So that one's my favorite because of that
33:43
weight because it doesn't come out. And because
33:45
it, I think that that was one of
33:47
the reasons that my multi-arcathoms are so good
33:49
was just training with that thing. Oh, why?
33:51
Because you got that early on and would
33:53
always use that yourself. The one that I
33:55
use, the one that I promote is more
33:58
is curved, actually. and that's why it like makes
34:00
you squirt. It's got a curve to it, but
34:02
because I'm looking at hers now on, and it's
34:05
a bar, the barbell, it's straight, right? But the
34:07
one that I have, which is just as heavy
34:09
and everything, like I said, is it's curved and
34:11
that's why it could help you squirt because it
34:13
gets to the G spot. Okay,
34:16
I'm gonna have to pick that one up and show that one out. Like I
34:18
said, it's only 17 bucks. Sorry,
34:20
Betty Doxon. You're
34:23
amazing, thank you. Yeah,
34:26
anyway, all right, so you use that on her.
34:29
You guys do everything together. Now, do
34:31
you ever develop feelings for her? Oh
34:34
yeah, oh yeah. Her and I, so I
34:37
think we both, we both developed feelings for
34:40
each other kind of alongside each other, but
34:42
neither of us were really ready
34:44
to admit that, and neither of us were wanting
34:46
to admit that. Yeah, because she's in a relationship,
34:49
but is she in an open relationship? Yeah,
34:51
yeah. Okay. So her girlfriend
34:53
has other partners. Have you ever at least
34:55
helped with the girlfriends? No,
34:58
so I started talking to them both actually
35:00
in the beginning and like
35:02
the vibe of her girlfriend put me off, so
35:04
I decided to stop talking to her and I
35:06
actually, I didn't meet up with her. Okay, but
35:08
you and her have hooked up with other people.
35:10
You did say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've hooked
35:12
up with a lot of other people. We had
35:15
a guy like on Christmas Eve, just
35:18
barely a couple months ago, that came
35:20
up and he was like
35:23
six foot tall, like in blonde,
35:25
huge dick. And one
35:28
of her favorite things is when, is
35:31
orgasm denial with me. So like I'll ask her if
35:33
I can come on there, Dick. Orgasm
35:35
what'd you say? Orgasm
35:37
denial. Oh denial, huh? For you, like she wants
35:39
to make you not be able to come. Yeah,
35:43
yeah, and I love that because that's usually the
35:45
thing is people are like, okay, I want you
35:47
to come as many times back to back. Yeah.
35:50
So in the edging and taking me and then
35:52
telling me no is so hot
35:54
for me. Yeah, I like teasing denial. I think
35:56
it just takes something that you love and just
35:58
makes it last longer. But anyway. Go on. So
36:01
that's what we did for Christmas Eve was we
36:03
hooked up with this Viking was funny. He actually
36:05
showed up in a Santa suit. So on Christmas
36:07
day I kept posting pictures saying I made Santa
36:09
come twice last night. Oh my God. Where are
36:11
you posting these pics? So everyone knows like your
36:13
life and what you do and that you're like
36:15
this unicorn and you're just like completely out proud.
36:18
No, just on like my Snapchat. Like I
36:21
have a lot of friends with benefits. Most
36:23
of my friends I fuck with just because
36:25
I just prefer that. Honestly
36:27
I have hot friends and
36:29
I have my daughter so like I don't have a bunch
36:31
of free time. So if I'm going to have free time
36:34
I want people that are cool to be around and that
36:36
I can have sex with because I have such a high
36:38
drive. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously it sounds like it. Now let's get
36:40
back to the feelings for that girl though. Like you were
36:42
talking about that and cut you off. So
36:44
is she still with her girlfriend but you
36:46
guys like are allowed to dig each other
36:49
too? No.
36:51
So they broke up last fall and
36:53
she ended up moving out and
36:55
I guess their relationship
36:58
this girl that she was with wasn't
37:01
non-monogamous when they met and so was trying
37:03
to do it in that relationship and it
37:05
was a whole mess that I
37:07
didn't get involved in. And it
37:09
was probably like last fall that her and I
37:11
finally admitted we had feelings for each other and
37:13
told each other that we loved each other and
37:15
then we're kind of in this place where I
37:18
think that romantic love is toxic. Because
37:22
I come from this background of like full codependency
37:24
I think I told you my ex had a
37:26
personality disorder so it was really
37:29
really intense really really enmeshed and
37:31
I had had one boyfriend
37:34
since my divorce like five months not
37:36
even that three months because
37:38
I thought okay maybe I'm just being a bitch maybe
37:41
I'm just like commitment avoidant
37:44
and as soon as I got into that relationship with that
37:46
guy I started missing all of my fuck buddies so I.
37:49
It's not for you right now. You might change
37:51
your mind down the line. It's not for you
37:53
right now but just because you had one bad
37:56
relationship doesn't mean every guy or any kind of
37:58
love is toxic. It's just toxic. with the wrong
38:00
person and that's your picker. You have to take
38:02
accountability for that, right? So like, you know, but
38:04
it doesn't mean that 10 years from now, you
38:07
might change your mind or you might fall in love with
38:09
a woman and find that that's not toxic at all. You
38:11
know what I mean? And I just think it was toxic
38:13
with that guy because that's who he was. Yeah,
38:16
that's absolutely true. Love isn't toxic, okay.
38:19
Not if it's actually love, right? I think that's the
38:21
part that I get stuck on. It's like people will
38:24
like who I am or love who I am, but
38:26
they're not in love with me. Well,
38:29
it doesn't sound, listen, it sounds like you're,
38:31
listen, you're still super young, right? You had
38:33
that one relationship with that really bad guy
38:35
and I could see how that's traumatizing because
38:37
he was like really messed up. But it
38:40
isn't, it doesn't sound like you've had much
38:42
more experience since him as far
38:44
as long-term relationships go. So how is any one
38:46
of these people that are just banging you gonna
38:48
fall in love with you anyway? It doesn't sound
38:50
like you've given anyone the chance
38:53
for that yet that you even know, but obviously
38:55
there's somebody out there that would love you for
38:57
you and everything. It just doesn't sound like you've
38:59
gone there yet. And that's cool. It's just not
39:01
where you're at. It sounds like you're having a
39:04
lot of fun doing what you're doing and being
39:06
open and being poly, right, for now. Yeah. Yeah,
39:09
and I think that's like not to bounce
39:11
around again, but that's the other part of
39:13
solo poly is having those platonic relationships that
39:16
are like, that are very,
39:19
not in a romantic way, but in a connection
39:21
way. So you get that, still like emotional intimacy.
39:24
Yeah, yeah, that's safer. It's
39:26
easier. It makes sense that you would
39:28
set up all that kind of stuff
39:30
after having such a traumatizing relationship, right?
39:32
First relationship and stuff. It makes sense
39:35
that that kind of setup would be
39:37
great for you and works for you,
39:39
but it doesn't mean that, like I
39:41
said, 10 years from now you may
39:43
not change your mind or be in
39:45
a different place. Totally,
39:47
and I am unattached that I
39:50
have no idea where the fuck my life's going,
39:52
obviously. Nobody does. So that's the kind of fun
39:54
thing if you're open to where it goes. Like
39:56
I said, you might wind up with a girl.
39:58
You do like this girl now, but you have
40:00
no. intention of locking that down or anything, right?
40:03
Well, I didn't.
40:06
But now her and I, we live together because there
40:08
was a shuffle, right, jobs
40:10
and moving out and everything. So her and I
40:13
live together, but her and I are
40:15
both in that space of, well, I don't know, we didn't
40:17
want a primary partner. So, but we both are obsessed
40:20
with each other and we fit so well together that
40:22
I think that's kind of a space that we're in
40:24
now is figuring out what that means and
40:27
what that looks like. In
40:29
the context of all of our other, I
40:32
don't know, all of our other relationships or
40:34
all of our other stuff. So it's
40:36
nice. And I feel like we're in a good spot because
40:38
her and I, neither of us really needed anything from each
40:40
other. We just decided to show up and wanted
40:43
to be around each other. And so it's
40:45
been an ever evolving thing. And
40:49
it does sound like she loves you for you. Oh
40:51
yeah. Yeah. So you can't say that you
40:53
can't find that like you did with this
40:56
girl. Yeah, that's
40:58
truly right. Yeah. And does she like
41:00
you guys live together? She like in
41:02
your room like as a couple, like
41:04
you guys are together. Yeah.
41:07
Okay. But she's open and down to be
41:09
like doing what you guys do, which is
41:12
like being non-monogamous and doing all these hookups.
41:14
Now, do you hook up solo without her
41:16
now that she lives there? And does she
41:18
also hook up solo or you guys always
41:21
like hooking up with other people together? So
41:24
we do both. We do like she'll
41:26
go on dates. I'll go on dates. I think
41:28
we prefer, I prefer anyways to
41:31
meet people with her just because the safety aspect
41:33
of it. And we do play around so well
41:35
together in bed. But yeah, we both have our
41:38
solo times and people that we both know or
41:40
we'll have friends that we both know, but we
41:42
don't go fuck together every time. So like that
41:44
couple from earlier, her and I have fucked around
41:47
with both of them several times.
41:49
And then since then I've gone over there and
41:51
just seen him or just seeing her, Oh,
41:54
that's fun. And you guys are totally cool with that,
41:56
right? Now, does she define, is
41:58
she a lesbian or is she bi? bisexual So
42:01
she identifies as queer and kind of pansexual
42:03
she has she's gone on a lot of
42:05
dates with trans men She's had a relationship
42:08
with trans men before and all kind of
42:10
queer beautiful people. We're both I think we
42:12
both are in that camp, but we don't
42:14
really have a type. It's like we like
42:16
really hot humans Yeah, uh-huh. You're down for
42:18
anything, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, so it makes it
42:20
I think that's what makes it really fun
42:22
And that's why that's why her and I
42:24
are thing right now is we really want
42:26
to find some boys that will Fuck each
42:28
other in front of us. Yeah,
42:30
that's like your new thing It do you think it
42:32
was like all that talk and shit with your first
42:35
husband? Is that when you realized you were into it?
42:37
I? think
42:40
With him. I think I started.
42:42
Yeah realizing how much I was into it with
42:44
him and then Then
42:47
I shut that down because of how toxic that
42:49
whole situation got would never mind I don't want
42:51
to deal with it And then now it's not
42:54
that I haven't been open to her been trying
42:56
to in the last couple of years But
42:58
I think that for guys There's such a it's such
43:00
a thing for them to say that they want to
43:03
fool around with a guy or you know Put
43:06
a dick in their mouth, but that's all yeah, but
43:08
I'm not gay I
43:14
know but look at my show. I have a
43:16
million guys that are doing it. So whatever I
43:18
always thought it's like a little bit different with
43:21
the younger guys your what's it that they're more
43:23
open Have you guys you have hooked up with
43:25
guys together, right? What about other couples
43:27
do you have any other couple stories? I know you said
43:29
one was a cut queen was that that first one? Yeah,
43:33
that was the first one I fooled around with
43:35
and then let me think so then I have
43:37
this other couple That
43:39
it's funny because they are So
43:41
I'm in you can edit this out,
43:44
but I'm in Utah and so many
43:46
people who used to be Mormon are poly Really?
43:50
Yeah, were you Mormon? Mm-hmm.
43:52
Okay, so I don't know why but there's
43:54
a very interesting Subculture
43:56
in Utah so it goes most of the
43:58
population two out of three million are Mormon.
44:01
Most of them are religious. But then
44:03
the other million are pretty loud and pretty
44:05
intense. And more and more and more, it's
44:07
a bunch of these couples that leave and
44:10
they're not Mormon anymore. But then they go
44:12
all poly and they're fucking around together. Yeah,
44:15
interesting, right? What you resist persists, I think
44:17
it's because they just put so much, tell
44:20
them not to do something that they get out
44:22
and they're like, now I'm going to do that
44:24
exact thing I wasn't allowed to do because that's
44:26
fucking fun. And then you're releasing
44:30
all of these like 25 to 30 year olds
44:32
that have never drank, have never smoked, have never
44:34
done anything. So they go fucking crazy. It's like
44:36
the worst thing you could do to your child
44:38
is like try to repress everything bad in their
44:40
life. But then you did say like you were
44:42
like when you were younger, very sexually repressed because
44:44
you were, I guess morbid.
44:47
Now do you just feel
44:49
so free considering everything that
44:51
you've experienced and you're just
44:53
allowing yourself to do whatever,
44:55
be with whoever, experience whatever
44:58
and no shame or guilt about that at all,
45:00
right? For you? Yep. Yeah. I think so when
45:02
I was little, when I was a kid, I
45:05
was like, okay, there's some hypocrisy here. I can't
45:07
fucking do this shit. Right. So I was still
45:09
in it, but I think once
45:11
I walked away from that completely, I walked away
45:13
from it in my marriage, but once I was
45:15
out of my marriage and then started doing whatever
45:17
I wanted, it was like, okay, this is
45:20
how I'm supposed to live my life. All right, this
45:22
is where here we go. Now we're starting. And
45:24
this feels right for you. Yeah.
45:27
Oh yeah. Right. And what do you enjoy
45:30
the most? Like being a unicorn, being with
45:32
your girl, having a threesome with her. What
45:34
is your top of the mountain? I don't
45:38
think I have a top of the mountain. Honestly,
45:40
I think I like, I like the variety and
45:42
I like the novelty of it. Yeah. You have
45:44
a high sex drive too. Like you said, right?
45:46
Yeah. Yeah. So I think when I
45:48
first met her, I was fucking probably four different
45:50
people a week. Men
45:53
and women all the, all the,
45:55
okay. And now it's slowed down
45:57
a little bit. because
46:00
my daughter and other stuff, but I still
46:02
go see probably two or three people a
46:05
month, a week, depending on where
46:07
I'm at. But
46:09
I think, yeah, I don't know, top of the mountain moves
46:12
for me because I'll think,
46:14
oh yeah, this is this new thing, whatever. This is so hot.
46:16
I want to try this out. And then I either love it.
46:18
And so then I want more and it's not the top of
46:20
the mountain because now I can expand that
46:22
even further. I'm a maximalist person. So I'm like,
46:24
all right, let's get the snacks. Let's get the
46:28
thing. So for Halloween last
46:30
year, we went to
46:32
a party with a bunch of poly people and
46:34
I invited some friends. So we had that couple
46:36
with us. And then we had this girl that
46:38
came and she was, I met
46:40
her and her boyfriend together. Oh,
46:42
that's another couple that I thought actually. So
46:44
this other couple, I went and
46:47
hung out with them. We went on a couple
46:49
of dates. They were both telling me very different
46:51
things though. So she was telling
46:53
me, we're super poly. I want to find
46:55
someone to date together and it's not going
46:58
to be all about sex. And he was
47:00
telling me, I really want to hook up.
47:02
He was sexting me and she knew he
47:04
was sexting me. That wasn't a problem, but
47:07
they were just so completely separate on
47:09
what they wanted. That I don't know.
47:11
It made the sex weird. The sex,
47:13
it was fun when I only fucked
47:16
around with them once that
47:18
it was definitely a clear divide. So
47:20
then after they broke up, I invited
47:22
her to this Halloween party. So it's
47:24
my girl, myself, this couple and this
47:27
single girl go to
47:29
this Halloween party, drink a little bit, smoke
47:31
a little bit, come home. And
47:33
this girl and the husband,
47:36
they are obsessed with each other immediately. And
47:39
then the guy's wife is obsessed
47:41
with my girlfriend. So
47:44
that was super fun for me because both
47:46
of them, they kind of paired up and
47:49
I kind of bounced in between them. And
47:51
I think that's, I think that's probably what
47:53
I like the most is being
47:56
able to bounce in between watching
47:58
or one of my favorite. things
48:01
because guys go crazy as like
48:03
touching their balls or sucking their
48:05
balls while she's riding on him.
48:07
And that's what we did that
48:09
night was Halloween was. Was that the
48:11
MFFFF? I don't know. You did say, oh,
48:14
and I had it. MFFFF. That was that.
48:17
How many women there? Four. Four.
48:20
Oh my goodness. One guy. He
48:24
must have been in his glory. Oh, he
48:27
loved it. Oh yeah. He loved it. Now,
48:29
when you say Polly, what does that mean
48:31
to you? So,
48:34
okay. This is, it's taken me a long time
48:36
to get to this point, right? Because I have
48:38
my thing with romantic love. So I, I think
48:42
the first time I heard Polly, I heard you
48:44
have to be in love with somebody. Oh really?
48:47
And I don't. Yeah. Like I think that's what
48:49
I heard was like, you need to, there is
48:51
this romantic love. So you have, you have relationships
48:53
with all these people. Yeah. That's what I think
48:55
it is. I think it's like you could fall
48:57
in love with more than one person and be
48:59
in love. It was more than one person at
49:01
the same time. Yeah. Yeah,
49:03
exactly. And I think
49:05
it still is that for me, but
49:07
it's more of that possibility. And it's
49:09
more about not closing off that possibility
49:11
than it is about actually requiring that
49:13
in every relationship. Right. And
49:16
like you said, your, for you,
49:18
Polly can be this dynamic that
49:20
I never heard of where typically
49:22
there is that primary relationship, right?
49:24
But you, there is a Polly
49:26
dynamic that you're
49:28
saying where you're your primary relationship, meaning you
49:30
don't have a primary relationship. It's with yourself.
49:33
And so then you could have a bunch
49:35
of other people you're into, but no one's
49:37
going to be your primary. Exactly.
49:39
But let me ask you this. Okay. Like your
49:42
girl, you, you guys are in love with each
49:44
other. She's living with you. Say
49:46
she goes on a date tomorrow and she, you
49:49
know, starts falling in like she comes home
49:51
and she's got like a thing
49:53
with somebody else. That's like just as
49:55
good as you, if not better and
49:58
a connection. And she. she starts falling in love
50:00
with that person. Is that going to make you
50:03
feel any way or are you cool with that?
50:06
So my thing, I can't remember where I
50:08
read it, but there was a really
50:11
interesting polyprinciple which was that requiring
50:14
or being with partners that are able to
50:16
maintain a relationship of quality with you while
50:18
they do something with someone else. So
50:21
for me, it's a lot more about, okay, are
50:23
you able to be in love with that person
50:25
and be through the wide and also still be
50:27
here when we're here with you? Because I love
50:29
that. I love
50:31
hearing about other people's relationships. I
50:34
love seeing, like my compressive tick is so
50:36
strong. I'm that person that's like showing up
50:39
at my friend's events. Yes, I want everybody
50:41
to win. Yeah, that's awesome. So
50:43
yeah, so for me, it's a lot more like
50:45
it only would become a problem if I feel
50:47
like, okay, now I'm getting disconnected from an order
50:49
for you to go and do that thing. But
50:52
even in that situation, I feel like from
50:54
my approach, that is still, okay, this is what I need
50:56
from you, not why are you doing that with them? Yeah,
50:59
that makes sense. And so as long as you're
51:02
getting what you need, you're not afraid. I think
51:04
it's like my fear of abandonment would never allow
51:06
me to do it like that. I think it's
51:08
everyone's biggest fear and the reason why most people
51:10
couldn't do it. But I think that if you're
51:13
on the same page and everything's cool and you
51:15
don't have that fear of abandonment or whatever, and
51:17
you can roll that way, that's what I think,
51:19
like why people are more evolved than I am,
51:21
because that's amazing that you could give
51:24
someone else that freedom and for
51:26
them to do their thing without
51:28
worrying about it. Yeah, yeah. And
51:30
it's interesting because I
51:33
think honestly having my daughter really pushed my
51:35
brain out even more outside of that poly
51:37
space because let's say you have to pick
51:39
one person, now you have a mom and
51:41
a dad, right? Which one
51:43
are you going to pick? You're going to love
51:45
two people. Yeah, same if you had five kids,
51:47
right? You love five kids. I only had one
51:49
because I'm like, I can't imagine loving more than
51:51
one. Same, same. I'm
51:53
like, my kid, she's a bad at. But
51:57
I think that just like looking at that
51:59
different way. of it of, okay, so if
52:02
I fall in love with somebody, it's different than if I
52:04
fall in love with this person because it's very person specific.
52:06
And I think that a big part of that is
52:09
going into a relationship. I think a
52:11
big part that triggers that abandonment is when
52:13
we get into that codependency part, but
52:15
we don't actually realize it's codependent
52:18
because most relationships in our culture
52:20
are codependent by nature. Yeah. Especially
52:22
when you're moved in and they're filling the
52:24
bill, there's a lot to lose. Yeah, exactly.
52:26
So I think that it's got
52:29
to be a lot harder for people that go
52:31
from monogamous to poly. I understand that's probably a
52:33
completely different transition, but I think if you're going
52:35
from the beginning and going, okay, this is my
52:37
identity and I'm going to be here with you,
52:40
but my identity is still mine and
52:42
I'm still a separate person, it is a
52:44
lot easier to deal with that stuff that
52:46
comes up because I definitely get triggered sometimes.
52:48
I definitely get like a tinge of jealousy
52:50
and have to work through that. But also
52:53
I think that that's not just
52:55
helped my emotional maturity and my emotional intelligence
52:57
to figure out why I feel about that.
53:00
And it's almost always way more
53:03
about something else or a past situation or
53:05
whatever has come up than it is actually
53:07
about this person is putting their mouth on
53:09
that person or they feel this thing with
53:11
someone else. It's
53:13
not about that unless I feel like I'm not
53:15
enough already. If I feel like I'm enough,
53:18
then they're great. You'll find somebody, but you're going
53:21
to replace me with somebody that's not me. If
53:24
you don't want to be with me, that's great, but
53:26
you're not going to find a better version of myself
53:28
because I'm the only person that's myself. Right. You're
53:30
your only you. Yeah. Listen, I've
53:32
talked to couples who have played solo and
53:35
then eventually started to have feelings and some
53:37
of them can't make it through something like
53:39
that, but the ones that do, it's all
53:41
about communication and working through like they've always
53:43
sort of explained it the same way you
53:45
have, like working through their own shit and
53:47
realize where that stuff is coming from. You
53:49
have to work past it. There's like freedom
53:51
in that. Like I had this woman Jasmine
53:54
on who's really cool and she's like super
53:56
hardcore. Her and her husband like way
53:58
later in their marriage opened up. and did all kinds
54:00
of crazy things, but then started to have solo partners.
54:02
And now they both have boyfriends and girlfriends, but it
54:05
was hard at first to work through, but they worked
54:07
through that stuff and they're able
54:09
to now have it all and totally fine
54:11
with it. But it took a little work,
54:13
for sure. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And I think
54:16
that is with any relationship, right? Like people
54:18
that are married for 20 years tell
54:20
you that it's shitty. They don't tell you that this has
54:22
been the best 20 years of their life. They tell you
54:24
it's been hard. And I think it's just different
54:27
challenges and different things that you're picking. Yeah,
54:29
yeah. Now you're a girl. You're the infidelity in that
54:31
20 year marriage and working through infidelity. Are you figuring
54:33
out how to be okay while your partner's on a
54:35
date and you're at home? But
54:37
you're a girl now. Does she consider
54:39
herself Polly too? Yes, right? So
54:42
she considers herself more non-monogamous. I
54:47
think she doesn't connect so
54:49
much with that emotional connection aspect of
54:52
Polly, maybe. Uh-huh. So the
54:54
way she's described it to me is she likes
54:56
having more play partners and then her and I
54:58
in a relationship and then she has her play
55:00
partners that she goes and sees or we go
55:02
see together. Right, but she's just fine with just
55:04
digging you and that's where her emotion lies. So
55:07
for her, you are her primary. Yeah.
55:10
But she's cool with you going and playing with other people
55:12
and stuff like that. Yeah, and
55:14
like I said, we do that together. And
55:16
she's pretty much every year. She's been married
55:18
before. I've been married before, but her marriage,
55:20
she was non-monogamous in her marriage and she's
55:22
been non-monogamous in almost all of her relationships.
55:24
Right, so she's very non-monogamous. Yeah,
55:27
yeah, so she was very comfortable with that
55:29
dynamic coming into it, so that's been helpful.
55:31
Last question, do your family and friends know that
55:33
you're living with a woman and you're dating a
55:36
woman now or that you're Polly? Are you like
55:38
very out or is it this a secret life
55:40
that you lead? So
55:43
everybody knows that I have a girlfriend that
55:45
my family lives, like my parents live next door to
55:47
me actually, so they know her and they interact with
55:49
her a lot. But I
55:53
don't, I don't know,
55:55
I don't talk to many people about my other relationships
55:57
or about hooking up with other people or being Polly.
56:00
I'd say like my close friends know, but that's pretty
56:02
much it just because like I'm a business owner. I'm
56:05
a mom crazy ex. I don't need to
56:07
give him any more information, but the funny
56:09
part is, is my crazy ex and his
56:11
girlfriend are dating together. Oh, hilarious.
56:13
They're probably looking for dudes. Are they looking
56:16
for dudes? Yeah, he is. Yeah, there you
56:18
go. So he came into his own too.
56:20
Listen, you guys were like early twenties when
56:22
you were together, right? Yeah. Everyone's
56:25
kind of fucked up when they're early twenties. I can't stand
56:27
when I hear people like in their fifties and they're still
56:29
mad at people from their twenties. I'm like,
56:31
you can't judge somebody for what they do in
56:33
their twenties. Trust me, when you're like 45, you'll
56:35
look back and be like, he's probably going to
56:37
be a different person by then. Hopefully. I
56:40
mean, you should like sort of grow and change, but a
56:42
lot of people are fucked up when they're in their twenties.
56:44
So we don't know who he's going to be 20 years
56:47
from now. Hopefully a lot better than he
56:49
was when he was young, that young to
56:51
be married and have kids. Yeah.
56:54
Especially with that religious aspect where if you get married
56:56
now you're done. Okay. Well now you
56:58
have to live another fucking 80 years. Oh my God.
57:01
What do you mean you're married and you're done forever?
57:03
No, it's like this shit's going to come up. Oh
57:05
my God. Yeah. Crazy. I'm
57:08
always like do marriage math. I always always obsessed
57:10
with marriage math and I just claustrophobic as far
57:12
as I can't be with one person for 60
57:14
years. Like I'd rather kill
57:16
myself. Like and I love my life, but I
57:19
always have like people projecting people that are real
57:21
relationship, people projecting their shit onto me. Like, oh,
57:23
you don't understand what you're missing. Like you could
57:25
have had this. I'm like, I wouldn't have wanted
57:28
that if you paid me a million dollars. Like
57:30
I love my life. I love that I've been
57:32
with tons of guys and had so many different
57:34
relationships and met so many different people. I wouldn't
57:37
have wanted to do it with one person my
57:39
whole life. Like now I feel like I could
57:41
be with someone for 10 years, but I would
57:43
have never been able to be at that place
57:45
if I hadn't had 50, 70, 100 guys before.
57:49
Because I like that variety
57:52
and that's more interesting to me.
57:54
Yeah. I'm curious. I
57:56
have a question with your son. Yeah.
58:00
you're saying like it's hard to do the math with that.
58:02
Was it an adjustment for you to do the math with
58:04
having your son or was that a different relationship? What do
58:06
you mean, as far as just having a baby? Yeah,
58:08
like doing the math of if there's a baby and
58:10
he's going to be in your house for this many
58:12
years. Oh no, no, no, no. I never had any
58:15
kind of claustrophobic thing about that. I was very
58:17
ready though. I had my kid when I was
58:19
46. I had been there,
58:21
done that. And so I did it
58:23
at the right time for me. I had already quit
58:26
drinking. I was kind of like when I'd see people
58:28
in line for a bar, I'd be like, I'd rather
58:30
be changing diapers. And there wasn't one day in my
58:32
life when I was with my son taking care of
58:34
him that I ever thought, oh, I wish I was
58:37
out because I had done everything in my life that
58:39
I wanted to do. I was like, now what? You
58:41
know what I mean? So to me being a mom
58:43
is the greatest thing. So no, that has never been,
58:46
that has been the most natural, easy thing in my
58:48
life. Good. Yeah. Awesome.
58:50
So no, but if I would have had him at 25,
58:52
I probably would have thrown him out the window. I
58:55
feel like this is hard. I get why parents
58:58
aren't so great when they have kids younger because
59:00
it's a lot of work and it's really hard.
59:02
Like I could go on and on about it,
59:05
but I had a baby older and so it was
59:07
just easy for me to be the kind of mom
59:09
I wanted to be and be a good mom and
59:11
be very present. And I still, I have an eight
59:13
year old and I'm 55 and I love it. It
59:15
keeps me young. I, and he's
59:17
the best. But listen, I mean, I feel
59:19
like I could have gotten a million stories
59:21
from you because you
59:23
have so many and such that you lead a
59:25
very interesting life. You know that I always look
59:28
for picks if you want to send me anonymous
59:30
picks for my Patreon. And
59:32
so many people are going to be looking for you
59:34
because I can't tell you how many people are like,
59:36
how do you find a unicorn? How do you find
59:38
a, it's young unicorn. I had a whole conversation with
59:41
someone who's looking for a young unicorn. They're going to
59:43
be looking for you. So yeah. So you could also
59:45
go onto my Discord afterwards. I'll give you free access
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to that and you could put anything up there, but
59:49
thanks so much for calling in and sharing your story.
59:51
It was super interesting. Get me
59:53
your pick sooner than later, like ASAP. Okay. Send them
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to me. All right. Awesome. Thanks so much for calling
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