Fizzy LaCrotch is a Healthy Beverage Choice 100% Natural Sparkling Water Calorie-Free Sugar Free Sodium Free No Artificial Sweeteners Nearly 1/2 of Americans consume bullsh-t or artificially sweetened bullsh-t, like horsesh-t on a daily basis. The average bullsh-t drinker is consuming more than 2 ½ glasses per day, which is the equivalent of more than 10 pounds of ca-ca each day!