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We have had so many new subscribers
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in the last couple of years that I'm
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going to play an archive episode
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from before that . Since
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we've had this podcast for five years , I
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want you to hear some
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of the episodes that made
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this podcast popular
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. So enjoy this archive
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episode this week
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that you probably have never heard before
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. One of the first things I saw
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on websites when I started thinking
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about substitute teaching is
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what do you put in your substitute
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teachers bag ? So why
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have I never talked about it on the podcast
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? Let's do it , episode 34
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. Substitute teachers Wow
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, alright
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, guys , hope you had a good week this week
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. Substitute teaching as I mentioned last
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week , we had a couple of days off , so
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had a short week this week
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. I also wanted to mention that
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. You know we live in Kentucky and we're used to
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at least some snow during the winter , but
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here it is February now and we
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still haven't seen any snow . We
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might see some this weekend , so
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we'll see how that takes our schedule
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into consideration next week . So
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the seasons are changing . I
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understand . I heard this week that Punx-Otani
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Field , bless His Heart , is
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actually wrong like 60%
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of the time , so I guess
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that means you get better odds just flipping a
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coin , but I like the tradition
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. I'd like to go up there and see that sometime
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, but that's the way our weather is flowing
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here right now . I hope you're having good weather
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and you get lots of substitute jobs
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in . So I wanted to mention
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first of all . I've talked about Buzzsprout
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before . There are free options
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for podcasts . I've had
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several people ask me about creating
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their own podcast . Buzzsprout is
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about 12 bucks a month . I think it's worth
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it . I think their videos alone
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about how to do things is worth that , and
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their customer service is just unbelievable
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. And this is not a commercial . I'm
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doing this for free . I might eventually
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they have an affiliate program that
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I might start including their link
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at the end in my code , just for the heck
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of it if you want to get started . But
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the reason I bring that up they just introduced
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a whole new stats package that
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I was excited about it
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. Last week I talked about it a little bit
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, but I'm even more excited when
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I watch the video that explained
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what we could do with it . So
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here's what they suggested . There
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is a page now on the podcast
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that I think you'll agree with . This list
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the number of listens
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that you got in the first seven days
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of when each podcast was released
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and I thought well , you know , that
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sounds interesting , it'll
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tell me what's most popular . But
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what they suggested to do with that
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is to look at what your most popular
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episodes have been and then
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see if it has a common
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trait , and that will help
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you determine what your listeners
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like most . And
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boy , I mean , I had an inkling of what
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that might be . But , sure enough
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, the most common trait is obvious
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when I look at the stats . I'm looking
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at my page right now . First of
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all , by far and away the fastest
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listened episode , the one that got the most
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listens in the first seven
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days , was two weeks ago , the
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volleyball players talk subs , court
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side and which reward
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systems work . So that was
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our most popular . That was when
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we had students interviewed
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. Remember that students
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interviewed , so that was
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the most popular . I did it through a revised
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version . I was wrong , by the way
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, voll does not generate that revised
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version , just like it was a
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new one . It's just that if you should
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go back to that , that's the one
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that you would then receive , other
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other than the one that was
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released first . So that was
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by far the most
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listened to . Second was
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episode 25 called recorded
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live from the classroom . It's
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STL 25 . So that's
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the one in second place . And
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then in third place
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is way back at number episode
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18 , talking about
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subs with students Jonathan
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, camden and Lily . Now
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let me ask you something what
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do you see in that ? I see
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that the episodes you guys
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like to listen to most are
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the ones in which we have the students involved
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, and that is so refreshing
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for me . I joke with my
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students that tell me they're listening to
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the podcast . I said do you find it boring , since
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I'm just talking to other substitute
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teachers and they say no , you talk about students
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all the time . That's why we're listening to
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it . I think that's why they're excited
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when they see me roaming down the hallway recording
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some things and recording
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it games and all that . So
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I'm thankful that that information
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is now given to me by Buzzsprout . It's
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very valuable . I am going
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to try my best to get as many
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student interviews as I can
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into this podcast , because
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obviously that's what you enjoy
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. One other thing that the
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new stats helped me identify
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and I kind of knew this from the beginning , but
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I've talked to you about the most popular
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episodes so far . Number one
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is episode one where we
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talk about how it's my
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first time as a substitute teacher . The
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title was I'm finally approved as
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a substitute teacher , and so
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it begins . And then second place
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is episode two when I
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say , yes , I got the substitute teacher
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job . I want it before anyone else
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. Those are the top two . But
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listen at this the first place
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has 40%
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more listens than
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second place , and when
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you first hear that you might say , hey , I'd be
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excited about that , about mr Collins . But
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you know I'm not . And here's
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why . Let's think this through
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People that are looking for
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substitute teachers resources
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. They find the podcast
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, they listen to it
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. That means anybody
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that finds it and wants to try it out
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Will be listening to
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episode one . So
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the real telltale sign is
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, if they continue to lesson
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two now a lot of them do
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. A lot of them Do or it wouldn't be in second
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place , but some do
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not . And I remember
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back in June of last year when I recorded
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the first episode , a lot of anxiety
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there . You know , am I going to get like 10 listens
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a week and it'll really be a , you
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know , just a silly effort that won't pan
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out . Obviously . It ended
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up being very popular . I'm excited for
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that . I'm glad you guys are listening
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. But as I go back and listen
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to that , there's not a lot of attention
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grabbers . I didn't hadn't
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gotten good with editing yet . So here's
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what I did . I printed out a
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script . I wanted it to be virtually the
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same as it was before . I did
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add a few little things and this
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week I Rerecorded episode
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one . If you want to hear it , if you
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click on episode one , you can hear the
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new version . It's around 17
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minutes , just like the old version was
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. I did mention that
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I'll be having student interviews . I hit
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that a little bit harder than I had before
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. I did do a different
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opening this time . I love the opening with
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the kids , whether you guys do or not , sorry
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, guys , that's not gonna matter to me , because that was that
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was so special to me . That probably gonna
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always be my opening until I Record
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it with a new group of kids . But
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I rerecorded episode one . Here's what
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I'm hoping now , when people discover
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the podcast that they'll stick around a
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little bit longer . Most of you do
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, but you know I guess three quarters
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of you do if we calculate the statistics
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. But you know I want to grab
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as many people as I can . I want
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your ideas . Today's gonna be a good one
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that you can provide ideas . So I
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want to do that . So go back and listen to that
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first episode . I would love for you to
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tell me at Greg Collins substitute
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at gmailcom , what you think
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about it . Remember , you can also send
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me audio bites and We'll
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go from there and and we'll see how that goes
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. All right , I remember an old
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song from when I was a teenager called
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troglodyte k-man , who said
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we're gonna go back Way back
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back into time . That that's what I
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want to do right now . I'm gonna go back about . I
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guess it's been almost 18 months when
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I first thought about Substitute
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teaching and I was looking for ideas
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everywhere and I came
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across probably the most , most popular
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topic that ever came up what
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do you put in your substitute teachers
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bag . And you know I read some
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of those . You know some of those . I'm
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thinking All right , do you go in there with a wheelbarrow
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or what exactly is it you're
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carrying all this stuff in ? Do
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you leave them in your car ? I knew
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I wasn't gonna do that right off the bat
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, and here's why I want to take you back
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to that point too . There are a
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lot of you out there . Well , in fact
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, let's start with the ones that have been
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doing this for a while . Think back To
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your first days and you were trying
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to decide how much should I take
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with me . If I was
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a betting man , I would
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say that now , looking back
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, however long ago that was , you'll
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admit that it was probably too much . Here's
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what I decided to do . I'm kind of a practical
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guy . I'm also a tightwad
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with certain things , so I try not to buy
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things unless I Really find
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out that I need them . And you'll find out what
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I came up with here in just a moment . That
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ended up being important to me . But
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I look back at all those lists and I said you know
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, I'm not gonna buy those yet . So
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my first point to you guys
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if you're just getting ready to
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substitute teach , if you're
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just putting together your first substitute
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teachers bag or packet or supply
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list Whatever you want to call it , wait
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a little while . Just go with the
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basics you need . I mean , you're gonna need some ink
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pens and maybe some Post-it notes
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and things like that . Go with that
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first and after you substitute
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taught for a while , see what's
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important to you , see what you
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need to take with you . That
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worked out with me . I didn't
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take reams of paper . I
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in fact I never really bought paper
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Until I got it
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to be a long-term sub , and
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we'll talk about convenience here
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in just a moment . That you know it's just like
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going . You know convenience is why we buy things
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. It's just like that's why Things
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are more expensive at convenience
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stores and we pay that price
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anyway , because it's convenient
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. We don't have to go to a big , massive Supermarket
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to buy things . So that's what
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you're going to see if as I go
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through my list a little bit . But
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before I do , I want all of you to
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think back to what you bought if
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it ended up being a goodbye , and please
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Contact me , greg Collins , substitute
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, at gmailcom . I
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want to add good ideas . Let's
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keep our substitute teacher supply
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list going and improving
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and I'm sure that you
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guys , once you mentioned some things
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to me , I'm gonna say , well , why in the world that
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I'm not think about that ? And , to be honest
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, when you hear some of my list , you're gonna
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say I'm not gonna buy that , and
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that's up to you . I think that's why this is
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important that we get through this . First
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, I'm going to talk a little bit about stuff
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for the classroom , actual
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stuff that you're going to be using
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in the classroom . Here
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are the ones that I ended up
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coming up with and
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, to be honest , there's only a half dozen . Some
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of you are going to think I'm crazy , but
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there's only about a half dozen . Two of those
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you're probably going to choose not to use anyway
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. So here's what I started with , so
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definite top two . Top
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one , of course , is ink pens . Now
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let me get you started , and you might be a pencil person
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. Go ahead and take some pencils with
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you if you want . You're going to be making notes
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. You're going to think that you don't
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really need to write things down
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and you don't really need an ink pen because the
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teachers are there . I have gotten
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myself into trouble I'm kind of saying that
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tongue in cheek by losing teachers'
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pens . So buy some pens
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of your own . Try
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to buy some that are conspicuous , that there's
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no doubt you're going to remember later that those
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were yours , and I'll make this recommendation
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Don't buy one good one . Buy a
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pack of ones that are
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maybe lesser quality , because
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you aren't going to lose them . It
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kind of becomes a standing joke with
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me , with all the kids in my classroom
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of how many things I leave around
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the classroom and have them have to
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look for me . Teachers
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will often leave answer keys to projects
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we're doing . I'll leave those laying around
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everywhere . I'll take my
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if I'm eating a snack or something . I'll
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leave it laying around . I'll leave my
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soda laying around they
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just get used to bringing it to me . I
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remember when I me and my wife did church
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camps , I would leave my organizational
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folder everywhere and there'd be a different
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student bring that up to me every day . So
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, trust me , you're going to lose
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some of these pens . So buy you know a dozen
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or so , keep them into whatever
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I carry a laptop sleeve
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that I don't use anymore , that I
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carry my supplies around in . So it's
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not very large . In fact , the bulk of it
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is made up of my iPad and
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a folder that I keep some papers in
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. So that's the first thing
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Ink pens . Now let me tell
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you what you're going to notice , especially
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as you go to several different schools
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and several different teachers . They
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all have those whiteboard jet . I haven't seen
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a chalkboard yet . Maybe you do in your area
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and you can prove me wrong , but
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you're going to pick up the marker to write
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something , it's going to be dry
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or faint . You're going to pick up another
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marker . It's not going to work either
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and I'll be honest with you
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, more classrooms than
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not I'll pick up a marker
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on the board and it won't
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write . Now I have a hunch
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that some of those teachers actually have
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a supply stash somewhere so that
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they don't get lost or
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they don't dry out . You know they dry out because the kids
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write with them and I'm okay with
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that . It doesn't bother me if they do that
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. They're just kind of channeling their
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creative energy . But you're
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going to need those markers . So Bayou
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has said a multicolored dry
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erase markers for the whiteboard . You'll
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need those to write things . If nothing else , you want
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to write your name in bold
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letters when they come in the room so
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they can get used to you and
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maybe write a couple of quotes so
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that they can tell that you're . You
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didn't just come in and show up , that you kind
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of gave some thought of what you wanted to talk
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to them about . So I would buy the markers
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. Now let me tell you this
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about pencils Every
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substitute teacher goes into the classroom
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feeling the same way . These
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kids need to provide their pencils
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. That is what they
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need to do . I get
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tired of kids not
15:48
bringing their own pencil . I
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said that for months . You
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can say that all you want
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to . It is just
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going to make your life
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easier and
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less disruptive if
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you buy some pencils . Now
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let me tell you what I did . It
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was the best eight dollars I
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ever spent on Amazon . I
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found a box of number two
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pencils a hundred and forty
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four for eight dollars Best
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eight dollars I ever spent . Because
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let me tell you what I went through
16:25
before that . I
16:27
first I asked other teachers
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not just substitute teachers , but teachers
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that deal with this every day , especially as I
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got to a long term role . I
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said how do you keep track of pencils ? Do you provide
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pencils ? Well , here's what some
16:41
of them said they did . I started first
16:43
by buying about I
16:46
guess it was ten cheap
16:48
mechanical pencils . I
16:51
kept them in a jar with a sign
16:53
up sheet next to them . So
16:55
that was the theory right , you sign
16:57
in , you sign out when you bring
16:59
the pencil back . Well , sometimes
17:02
we'd get in a hurry . I would forget
17:04
to make them sign it . Or I might
17:06
even say go ahead . I saw that you
17:08
take it and then , of course , I would forget it , and
17:11
then they wouldn't maliciously keep it
17:13
. But they just kept it . You know , there's
17:15
pencils all over the floor all day . You think
17:17
you could keep everybody supplied just by picking
17:19
them up off the floor , but
17:21
that one didn't really work . I
17:23
also got an idea of a
17:26
. This came from an elementary school teacher
17:28
. When they get
17:30
a pencil , they have to leave
17:32
the right shoe or a shoe
17:34
, I don't guess it has to be your right shoe , and
17:38
that way for sure they'll bring the pencil
17:40
back . That's all
17:42
. Then get their shoe back . Well
17:44
, it's funny . I teach so many sixth graders
17:47
. They ended up kind of making a game for that
17:49
. You know whether , whether they needed a pencil
17:51
or not , they wanted to go with one shoe offer
17:53
the whole class . So that didn't
17:55
work as well and , just like signing
17:57
in and out , we would get in a hurry and
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forget . So I decided
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hey man , amazon
18:04
is a great service . I've got free
18:06
shipping . I'm going to spend eight dollars
18:08
for a hundred and forty
18:11
four pencils . They basically
18:13
I just ran out and
18:16
I bought them a year ago , so
18:18
that might be the most valuable
18:21
purchase I ever made . Here's
18:25
the deal . You're going to get
18:27
interrupted so many times
18:29
by kids who
18:31
didn't bring a pencil , or whether
18:34
they're telling the truth or not . I
18:36
would ask some kids that asked for a pencil you know
18:38
the last two periods of the day , you know
18:40
it's the sixth or seventh period . What did
18:42
you do the rest of the day without a pencil ? Oh
18:45
, I lost it . Mr Collins , I'm sorry
18:47
and they were sorry , but you know
18:49
they're kids , they're going to lose their pencil
18:51
. Buy some pencils . Obviously
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I shouldn't say obviously . The ones that
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are unsharpened are
18:59
cheapest . I
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know I got that box for eight dollars
19:04
. I just looked it up while I
19:06
was talking about this on Amazon and I
19:08
see it's up to 999 now
19:10
, but I didn't shop around anymore either
19:12
, so you could probably get those fairly
19:14
cheaply . Eight dollars it's
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, you know , eight dollars . You know , stretch that
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out over the year that I asked me . You know , all of
19:20
a sudden that's sounding like less than a dollar
19:23
a month . I think that worked out well for
19:25
me . So now this
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next one might surprise you a little bit
19:29
too . One class that I went
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into . Often the
19:34
kids had to sharpen their
19:36
pencil . Often not
19:38
only was it very loud , it
19:41
was kind of in disrepair and
19:44
the teacher is the only one that knew
19:46
how to use it , and she showed me how
19:48
to use it one day . And keep
19:50
in mind that this was as a class , that
19:52
it was a class , that they
19:54
were some of the shorter periods
19:56
of the classes I've been to . They were like 50 minutes
19:59
. So if you have to stop even
20:01
30 , 45 seconds to
20:03
sharpen somebody's pencil several
20:05
times during the class , well
20:07
, that waste time , that gets you
20:10
out of your flow . So guess
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what ? I spent another
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in this case it was nine dollars
20:16
and I found what I thought
20:18
is a very good pencil sharpener , so
20:21
much so that I'm going to recommend
20:23
the exact brand and model
20:25
. This too was an Amazon purchase
20:28
, but the reason I liked it and I
20:30
can't remember now if I ordered
20:32
a different one first and send it back
20:34
. But this one was so much quieter
20:37
, it was so
20:39
easy to use . It's a model
20:42
that the kids actually
20:44
they put their pencil in the
20:46
pencil sharpener hole and they don't
20:48
even have to lift it up every few seconds
20:50
to see if it's sharp . It actually
20:52
stops when it's sharp
20:54
. Now that it must be a fairly popular
20:57
brand , because I spent $9.99
20:59
and I might have bought it while it was on sale
21:01
or something , and I noticed it $16.99
21:04
. But again , to me it was
21:06
a very worthwhile
21:09
purchase . It is a jar
21:11
link brand , that is J-A-R-L-I-N-K
21:14
and I noticed its model number
21:16
is OP
21:19
007D . That
21:21
first O is a letter O , so it's OP
21:24
007D . We
21:27
love the pencil sharpener . It's kind of
21:29
funny . The kids enjoyed
21:31
the pencil sharpener so much , I guess
21:33
, compared to the one they were using before
21:35
. But I noticed even this last time when
21:37
I did long-term sub , I finally remembered to bring
21:39
it in and they lined up at
21:41
it because they liked it a lot . All
21:43
they had to do is put down any kind of
21:46
pencil in there and it shut off automatically
21:48
. So that's that's two of my favorite
21:50
purchases and that's how
21:52
I solved the pencil situation . Other
21:55
stuff that I bought besides markers
21:57
and pencils and ink pens
21:59
I'm an official but so
22:02
I always have whistles . Take a whistle
22:04
in with you . Someday you're going to
22:06
be asked to teach a physical education class
22:08
. You'll need it for that . Sometimes
22:11
you might just need a little slow
22:13
whistle blast to catch everybody's
22:16
attention . I would recommend
22:18
a Fox 40 whistle
22:20
. They have a good sound . It's a whistle the referees
22:22
use . I would not get the micro
22:25
. I like using that for volleyball but it's
22:27
much louder A little bit loud for the classroom
22:30
and there's some even louder than
22:32
that called Sonic . Sonic's mention
22:34
is meant for outdoors
22:36
and that could literally blow your
22:38
eardrums out . So don't buy that one . So
22:41
Amazon or Amazon . You can get it
22:43
on Amazon . It's a Fox 40 whistle
22:46
. Those work real well . The
22:48
other thing that I would I've
22:50
used it mainly when I'm in a long-term
22:52
sub , but if I even if I'm there
22:54
for more than a few days , I
22:56
find that found a cheap small
22:59
whiteboard that I could
23:01
just stick up on the wall outside
23:03
the classroom when I'm there for a few days
23:05
and either just leave a corny
23:07
joke or something that
23:09
they would be excited about coming by
23:11
and reading what I had to put up there
23:14
, and I thought that was just kind of a
23:16
cool break the ice come in
23:18
the classroom type thing . So that's
23:20
my basic stuff . I bought
23:23
my own dry erase markers . I
23:25
bought a box of pencils , a pencil sharpener
23:27
, a small whiteboard ink pens
23:29
and a whistle . Now the
23:31
next thing I'm going to mention is
23:33
just in the health environment . I
23:36
have found that these are
23:38
essentials . As you go through , you
23:41
are not going to be healthy . Every
23:43
day you go to the classroom . You're
23:45
not going to go in there if you're sick enough that
23:48
you don't want to risk
23:50
making the kids sick . But sometimes
23:52
you're just going to have a slight cough , sometimes
23:55
you're just going to have an upset stomach . Some
23:57
of the things that I make sure in
24:00
that regard that I always have with
24:02
me are I always
24:04
carry Dayquil or any
24:06
type of off brand . Those
24:09
are the kind that they don't have anahistamines
24:12
in them so it won't do
24:14
much for your sneezing because those
24:16
tend to make you drowsy . Make
24:18
sure you get the one that's got Day in
24:20
its title and that basically
24:22
takes care of coughing , runny
24:25
nose . For the most part you don't
24:27
want to have that inconvenience
24:29
going on while you're trying to teach a class
24:31
. And also throat
24:34
lozenges Everybody likes something
24:36
different . I use Ricola
24:38
. Sometimes I've had the Halls Myntholiptus
24:41
. Probably depends on how severe
24:43
or what you like . I would
24:45
also take some of that antibacterial
24:47
ointment . I haven't been to a classroom
24:50
yet that didn't already have
24:52
those in the room for the kids . Take
24:54
a bottle of your own , keep it on your desk , keep
24:57
your hands clean , especially after
24:59
you've been there , and the kids understand
25:02
that . I guarantee you no kids are going to be offended because
25:05
you just helped him and then go clean your hands . So
25:07
have some of that . Then the last
25:09
thing I would just some kind of digestive tablet
25:11
. You know , some people like Alka's Celser
25:13
, some people like other things
25:16
Just take some of that to . Why
25:18
be uncomfortable that afternoon ? So those are
25:20
the things that I always keep with
25:22
me in case I need them . I
25:24
don't go overboard , I don't take them as a precaution
25:27
, but if I need them I'll take them . Now
25:29
, the last things I'm going to mention today
25:32
are more about things
25:34
that I would have in
25:36
your back pocket for knowledge
25:38
. And then I'm going to save one other thing
25:40
that you're probably going to disagree with me
25:42
, but that's okay , I think it's valuable . First
25:46
thing , go on YouTube
25:48
and look for videos of how to
25:50
run those classroom overhead
25:52
projectors . If you don't already
25:55
know . Most of them are
25:57
white . Most of them
25:59
have a white remote control . Most
26:02
of them allow you to both put
26:04
a paper on your desk and shine
26:06
a light , a projection light . All
26:09
that that will then project it onto the board
26:11
, and most of them will let you flip
26:13
between that and anything
26:15
you have on your personal computer , for instance
26:17
, if you want to show CNN
26:19
10 and then immediately
26:22
go back to the paper you have on their desk so
26:24
they can copy notes from you or
26:26
you can provide maps for them . That's
26:29
make sure you know how to do that , and
26:31
there's plenty of YouTube
26:33
videos online to help you with
26:35
that . So , while that's not
26:37
supplies in your bag , that is definitely
26:40
knowledge , I call , in your back pocket . Also
26:43
, keep some fillers in mind . We've talked
26:45
about this . What if you have five
26:47
, ten minutes left at the end of class ? Pull
26:49
up one of those interesting charts
26:52
on the data is beautiful
26:55
channel on YouTube . Some of them
26:57
are fun . You'll find some of them that I
26:59
guarantee . You'll find some that coincide
27:01
with what you're teaching that day . Find
27:04
some good Khan Academy videos so
27:06
that , if you ever need to get to that point
27:08
, you can quickly go there and
27:10
learn about Kahoot . And here's what I want
27:13
you to do . You know I'm a Kahoot guy . I use
27:15
it all the time . I
27:17
often hear high remarks , also for Quizlet
27:20
and quizzes . Please
27:23
, if you've used those last two , definitely
27:26
send me a note . I want to know from
27:28
you how they work . I would love
27:30
to interview you about how they work . And
27:32
then the last thing I would keep in my back pocket
27:35
. You heard this from some of the volleyball
27:37
players we interviewed a couple of weeks ago . Always
27:40
go in with those personal stories
27:42
. Kids love those and then they love
27:44
sharing their own . So that's
27:46
just a way to add to the learning . The
27:49
final thing will require purchase
27:51
. Guys , it's candy
27:53
. Now let me tell you this . Some
27:56
of you are going to say I am not going to reward
27:58
those kids for something they should be doing
28:00
anyway . Okay , go with it that way
28:02
. Here's the conclusion I went to . First
28:05
of all , if you're a member of Sam's Club or anything
28:07
like that , you can get an absolute huge
28:10
bag of candy for next , maybe
28:12
$10 . That will last you months
28:14
, and kids as
28:16
a general rule really don't care what kind
28:18
of candy . Let me tell you what I'm done . I've kind of used
28:20
it as a quote bribe on occasions
28:23
. I'll say at the beginning of the class guys
28:25
, I've got some candy to hand away to
28:27
one person in each class today and
28:29
it's going to be totally random . I'm going to stick
28:32
my finger on the roster and give it to
28:34
whoever I land on . So as
28:36
long as you behave yourselves
28:38
today and don't give
28:40
me a reason to not include
28:42
you in this candy , then
28:45
somebody's going to get a piece of candy and
28:47
it's amazing how much
28:49
just a little package of maybe Starburst
28:53
is well received by the students
28:55
in that class . So keep some
28:57
of those around . It enhances
29:00
some of the games you play . Maybe keep
29:02
enough to hand out to the winners of each
29:04
team . But there you
29:06
have it , guys . That's my sub
29:08
bag . Not much in the bag . A lot
29:10
of it's mental , medical
29:12
. A small amount of that was actually stuff
29:14
that I make sure I have every day . You've
29:17
got ideas and I want to
29:19
hear them . So , greg Collins
29:21
, substitute at gmailcom
29:24
or go to the substitute teachers
29:26
lounge Facebook page
29:28
. Let me know what's in your goodies bag
29:30
as a substitute teacher and
29:33
hopefully I'll have more to
29:35
share with you next week
29:37
. See you on the next episode . Music
29:52
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