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It is April 16th , 2024
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, greg Collins , substitute Teachers Lounge
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. We are in wind-down
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mode , so we're going to talk about
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what you need to be doing
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this last month
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of the Substitute Teaching
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School Year Substitute
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Teachers Lounge
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. All
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right , I am going to assume
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that I sound as bad as
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I feel . This weekend
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I refereed I guess it
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was 15 volleyball
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matches , so that
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probably put me around maybe 1,000 people
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. I then went to Rupp
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Arena , which is the college basketball
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arena in our area here in Kentucky
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, to be part
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, along with 21,000
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other people , of just kind of welcoming
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our new coach , mark Pope , and
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I'm a bit nostalgic , as are a
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lot of fans . He was on our 1996
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championship team
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, so we were welcoming him back as a coach . But
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regardless of all
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that being around that many people
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I picked up a code somewhere . I
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hope I sound better than I think
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I sound , but either way , we'll get
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through this . We're talking about what
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you need to be doing this last
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month of the school year . First
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, just two or three quick comments about
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last week's episode . No more , mr
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Nice Guy . Well , I
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haven't had a change of heart , but
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I have had some new observances
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, if that's the right word , since
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that episode came out , a couple in the classroom
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, a couple on the volleyball court
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. I substitute taught
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last week every day
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, but one of the days was a half
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days . I got in there and
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they actually asked me if I
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would mind coming in an hour early
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to cover up for a teacher that
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didn't get covered
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. And I said sure . And as
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I was walking up to the classroom I
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heard a teacher who was
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stepping in for me . Until I got there I
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heard him telling them your
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substitute teacher is downstairs right
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now and he'll be right up . And
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I said well , I'm right here . I walked in . Those
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kids cheered for me and
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it kind of embarrassed me a little bit . You
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know here all this talk I've done about how
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students have changed for the worst
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, and here these kids are
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cheering for me . And then I realized
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that I was in a class of juniors and
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seniors , kids that
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I had known since the
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sixth grade , the kids prior
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. I met them prior to the COVID
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break and
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that was the difference in
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my mind . So I stick with what I said
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last week . Then to kind
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of further strengthen where I'm going
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with this this weekend on
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the volleyball court I did mainly two
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groups of students . I did
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what's called 18U , which
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is basically 17 and 18-year-old
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players , and they were methodical
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. They worked very
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quickly . They hustled everywhere
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they went . We played a match
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that was composed of three
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sets 25 , 25 , and
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15 points and
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we got through it in 50 minutes
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and that's amazing . They
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just hustled all the time . Then
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I finished with 14-year-olds
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, which are 13 and 14-year-olds the
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middle school area and
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things couldn't
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have moved more slowly . When
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it was their turn to serve
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, they just walked back
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to their position as
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slow as possible , like everybody's
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got to wait on me and I'm sorry
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and if I've offended parents
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out there of those kids , but and
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these were kids that I didn't even know
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, they were actually from out of state
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and I'm thinking it's almost like
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that COVID break messed
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up everybody everywhere
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in that particular age group
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. I loved coaching their games
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, but it got to the point if they
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weren't going to hustle , I was almost ready to give
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them a yellow card because when they
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were working at the table keeping score
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, I had to put their phones away . It's just
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. It strengthens
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what I said last week . I think
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I'm going to stick with high school
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substitute teaching because
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that middle school piece is
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not as much fun to me anymore
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. Okay , off my soapbox . I don't
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want to hit on that too much
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more , because I talked about it enough last
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week and everybody's entitled to their own opinion
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and I want everybody out there to sub where
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they want to those of you that sub
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elementary school , I
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admire you most because I know I can't
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every time . I , you know , a couple
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of elementary school kids are okay , but
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when there is a group of 20 of them
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all together at the same time with
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their blessed , their hearts , their high-pitched
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voices , their unbridled
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is that the right word Energy
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, it's like we're popping sugar cubes
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into them all the time . I
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don't know if I can handle that . I'll
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stick with the high school students who
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, while they could have an attitude
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if they want , they are at least advanced
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enough that I can have good conversations
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with them All . Right now let's
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talk about some things that you
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want to be doing during your last month
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. One at the top of the list
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, no doubt about it . In fact , coincidentally
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, I got a letter in the mail today from
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our school system just wanting
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me to check a box . Do
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you plan on being a substitute teacher again
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next year ? They want to know where they
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are More and more
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. The school that I taught
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most of the time in the fall man
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. Every day it was like 12 to 15
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substitutes . The school I'm
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teaching , mainly in the spring , is
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not quite that bad , but they're getting
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worse . They're running out of substitute
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teachers . Very rarely
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do I go in now and I'm not asked to cover for
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another teacher during my planning period
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, and very rarely does a
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day go by that I didn't accept a job
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there , that they don't call me to see if I could
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come in that day . So they
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want to know how to plan next year . Now
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what you need to be
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thinking about is how
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you can do that and
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how you shouldn't do that . I'm
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going to start with how you shouldn't , and
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it may be that even
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the majority out there will
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disagree with me . I'll go back
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to my very first substitute
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teacher day . The day
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went well . I've talked about it many times
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. I cut to the
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end of the day and I saw the notes from
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the substitute teacher the day before
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and she had stapled
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a business card to it . A
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business card , now
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, very professional , right ? You
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know , there's probably two reasons I don't like them . One
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is just my bias , because my
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career in business was filled
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up with business cards and I hated
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them , so I was
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not going to create business cards . Now we
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do live in a world today where you can get a
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whole bunch of cards for next to nothing
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and they really don't look that bad
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. You can design them on your computer
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and they look pretty good . Here's
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my feelings , and you're allowed
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to disagree with me . Obviously . I
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think business cards come
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across as a little desperate
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. I really do . If
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you clip a business card to everything
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in sight , first
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of all business cards get
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lost and you
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might have your neat little email address
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on there , and some teachers do
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like to see that your phone number
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, all that kind of thing . Here's
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what I chose to do
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instead , and for the most
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part , I am at the top of
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enough teachers' favorite
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substitute list now that I usually
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don't have to seek out a job . I
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have enough just from them calling
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me . So here's what I would do
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. Everybody likes
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that handwritten note . You
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like receiving handwritten notes ? Business
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cards are shortcuts . They are
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. I'm going to do what
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I can do in the quickest way possible
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, especially if you don't leave any notes for the teacher
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, and that's a little lazy
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. I think it comes across as lazy
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. Here's what I would recommend Make
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sure this last month , every
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substitute teacher job
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you go to , you
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leave some good notes . Now
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, there's going to be times . I usually don't leave too many bad notes , but there will be times when
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you'll need to . I would encourage you to do this just to keep the teacher reading
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. You might think it's a good idea
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to leave the bad notes
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first and then follow them by
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the good notes . There's some
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teachers that if you start out too negative
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, they may not even read your
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whole paper . So I
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think you start with the good notes
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first and that
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will make the teacher feel good about
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your day . Close
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with the more
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negative notes in
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such a way that they're diplomatic
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. You don't just say what
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happened , you say you
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don't just say what happened , you say here's how I would have you know , here's what I consider
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doing . Would that have been okay ? Give some ideas , make it a very
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positive impression and then , the most
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important part sign
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your name . Make
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sure your signature is readable
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and put your phone
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number down there . I get most
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of my substitute teacher jobs from
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text
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messages . Now you might say well
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, greg , all that's on the business card . Why
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don't I just do that ? And you
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answered your own question . Because
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if you just throw a business card down there
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sometimes they're a little busy and
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I think the teacher would remember your number more if you wrote them a handwritten note they might
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put it in their phone and they'll have it from that point forward
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and hopefully you'll be on their substitute
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teacher list that way . The
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next thing is a little bit more
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vague . I'll just say
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it like this build
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back the bridges that
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you burned down . And
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I say all this if you made some teachers
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upset , if you made some students
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upset , think about
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some ways now , not artificial ways
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, not hokey ways , where it's apparent
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what you're doing , that you're trying to
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just get them back on your side
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. But don't be so stubborn
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that if you had a run-in with a teacher or
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run-in with a student that you don't encounter
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them again , don't go out of your way . But if you encounter
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them in the hallway , speak to them
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. Make sure
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they know that you are still
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willing to talk to them at every
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opportunity , especially if it's a student
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you have in class . Walk
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by other students first , ask
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them how they're doing . If they need any help , make
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sure you ask that student first
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. Obviously , if you walk up to them first . They're
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going to know what you're doing . So that's
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what I would suggest , and
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especially with teachers . Now , teachers are
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adults . They might hold grudges longer
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than the students do In fact I know they do
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. So make
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sure that you
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do something for those teachers . Maybe
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you bring in some donuts , not just
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for the teacher you made mad , but
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hand them out when that teacher
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is around and make sure that you
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go to that teacher and give them
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a donut or whatever else . If
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you see that teacher carrying
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some items , asked to help them , do
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whatever you
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need to do to make them
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realize . Okay , I realize we
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didn't get off on the right foot here , but
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that's in the past , let's just go from here
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, okay . Okay , I might
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follow this up next week with some more suggestions
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. We'll see . I might have another interview , but
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my voice is wearing
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out . We'll call that a week and
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I hope I at least planted some ideas
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in your head about what
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to be doing this last month . In
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fact , why don't
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you post some ideas
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on the Substitute Teachers Lounge
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Facebook group and I will
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read those and include those in
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next week's episode ?
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