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We have had so many new subscribers
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in the last couple of years that I'm
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going to play an archive episode
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from before that . Since
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we've had this podcast for five years , I
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want you to hear some
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of the episodes that made
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this podcast popular
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. So enjoy this archive
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episode this week
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that you probably have never heard before
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. All right , I made it through six
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periods of my day . Here
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it comes , period seven . It's going to be a good day
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. The kids love me so far , and
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then the troublemaker shows up . What do
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we do ? We're into double digits
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. Next , episode 10 , substitute
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teachers lounge . Man
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, this is so cool . You guys have been so great
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as far as this podcast is concerned
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. It's grown through all
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10 episodes , but now it's kind of growing
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exponentially . I mean , I see growth
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every day . So far
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, my interview with Ms Sheffield
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a couple of weeks ago is the most popular
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episode so far , but they're
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all continue to climb . Even the
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very first episode , I
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guess new people come in and start listening
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to all the episodes . That one continues
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to climb too . So I'm really excited
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and again , I want this to be
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your lounge . I want this to be where you
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share your ideas . Some of you have
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done that , but I still want to take it to a level
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that you know . Maybe I can
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either talk about what you want to talk
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about or have you come on and talk
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about what you want to talk about . Let me
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remind you my email address is
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Greg Collins , substitute
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at gmailcom . But
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let me also mention my Twitter
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account . A lot of you are on Twitter . I
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don't do a whole lot of posting yet
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on Twitter . I do more listening
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or reading than I do posting . But
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my Twitter account is at subteachlounge
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. That is S-U-B-T-E-A-C-H-L-O-U-N-G-E
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sub at subteachlounge
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. So I would love to get
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a post from you guys on there . I
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would love for you to participate in that
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way , and we've got
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a lot of good things planned in the future
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, so please participate . Even
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the substitute teacher is driving me
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crazy . I was all excited that
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I had three of the first four days
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scheduled to sub days three , four
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and five so I just knew
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that I was going to be subbing forever
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. Day six came along and
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I did turn down one
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substitute job at an elementary
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school . I promise you elementary
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subs . I will do that one day
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. All it said was elementary
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school . I'm a little bit nervous
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about teaching less than grade
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four , so I've got to get
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better at that . But I turned that one down
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and nothing else popped up . Then
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nothing else on Thursday or Friday
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. So I'm going crazy . You know
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I'm setting home my fifth grade
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wife teacher tells
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me that you know it's August , everybody
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is showing up to teach at her school too
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. And to make
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it worse , I'm a volleyball official and
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I see these kids that I've taught
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when they're on the volleyball court . So
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they're coming up to me and saying , mr
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Collins , when are you going to substitute Teach
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our class again ? So it's absolutely killing
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me . I hope you're getting lots of work Now
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, as I say that I've signed up for
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three sub jobs this morning
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. So it's , it's going to go away . I'm just
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going to have to tolerate it , and I , I
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, I , as you , enjoy substitute
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teaching . We've got a lot of good
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stuff to talk about . I want to share with
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you my experience
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from my substitute teaching on Tuesday
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, from two aspects . One
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is the opening teaser One
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. Now , I overstepped it a little bit
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. I wouldn't actually call
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this a troublemaker's student
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, really , but some of you guys
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would , because we're all different and you
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define troublemakers in different
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ways . But let's start off by
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just when I showed up in
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the classroom before the students even
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got there . You have heard me say
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before that I really
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prefer going into a class
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kind of blind and not knowing
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what kind of students I'm going to have . I'm
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not real crazy about looking at
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another teacher's notes , or
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even the teacher's notes . I
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guess I'm okay with looking at them , but
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I really want to make up my own mind
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as far as a student goes . So let
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me tell you what happened to me . I walked into the classroom
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evidently this teacher this
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was her second day off and there was a different
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substitute in there yesterday
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. So she left
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six pages of notes about
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the classroom . Now , I'm okay with that . She
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shared absences . It's not
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what I do , believe me . She
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shared absences . She shared
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good things about the students , and
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then there was one period where she wrote
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down . You know the kids were
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loud , obnoxious
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. I couldn't figure out any way to get
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them under control . I almost wrote
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two kids up . So I gotta
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tell you guys . First of all , I probably shouldn't have read
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it , but it was right out on the desk and
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you know how curious he is . I had to read
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it and you
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know that I don't want to make up my
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mind on students . So I had to decide
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what I'm going to do . So this particular
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period , I decided
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that I was going to encourage them
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to be the best period of the day . All
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the kids that I come in contact with , as
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I've told you , I always tell
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them that I'm not one
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that leaves notes for
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the teacher about the worst class of
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the day . I'm one that leaves notes
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to the teacher about what I consider
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the best class of the day . And
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when that class came in , I
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didn't tell them what
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the teacher wrote . I didn't approach it that way
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, but I did tell them this . I don't
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know what reputation you guys think
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this period has , but let me tell you
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what I told all the other periods . I
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always leave a note for the teacher
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to tell me what the best period of
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the day was . And I
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want that guy that guy to be you guys , because
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I want the period to reflect this
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particular period . I want to
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show the teacher that you guys
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really have it going on Now
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. I know that you're freshman and
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you're talkative , and so was I when
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I was a freshman , but let's work together
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and make the talking productive
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. And they did real well and
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I wanted them
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to be my best class of the day and they were
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. I didn't make it up , I didn't fudge
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the numbers , so to speak , to make sure they came
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out on top , but they did
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so well . They worked in groups . So they
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still talked a lot , but they worked in groups
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and every group I looked at was getting
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their work done . In fact they did so
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well . I asked one of them
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you know who's the smartest
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student in here , who's a good writer ? And
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a couple of them raised their hands and then I
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said why don't one of you write
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me some notes about what you would
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like me to say , or leave
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for your student teacher to read tomorrow
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? So they did and they were
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very diplomatic . They didn't say we
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were the best students in the world , they
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just said they were very good about dropping
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teaching in there . They said Mr Collins
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, let us work
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together . He let us talk as
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long as we were getting our job done . We'd
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like to have him back as a substitute
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. And it worked exactly the way
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I had hoped . Now I don't know
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about you we're all different , but
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I , as I like I said , when I came in and
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saw that paper , I considered it a challenge
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. I wanted that trouble period
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from the day before to be
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my best class , and that's the way
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I approached it . You know , I know you all
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have probably heard the old story about
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a new teacher . I don't
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know if it's fictional or not , but a new teacher
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was given told about two classes
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One , they said , was a very
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low achieving class , one was a high
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achieving class and that teacher
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taught them in different ways , she
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looked at them in different ways and
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really it was just a test because
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neither of the class were high achievers
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and neither of the class
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were low achievers and it
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caused her to react differently to
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both classes . I try not to
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do that . I you
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know , some classes have reputations . When
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you go in as a sub , I would encourage
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you to do your best not
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to go in expecting the bad
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but shooting for
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the good . I like to word it Each
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day is a new experience . Yesterday
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is over . Even if you've had this class
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before and you remember your troublemakers
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, you know , maybe a
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little extra encouragement is all
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they need to pull them over to your side
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. As you know , I don't come in
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there and immediately act
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like I'm the big boss . I usually
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come in and make comments like you
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know I'm . I'm not here , you know
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, free . You're not here for me , I'm
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here for you . I want this to be your experience
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. I want to learn right alongside
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you and we can all grow together
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and we can all be sympathetic
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to each other's needs . And they
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know I like to have a debate or two
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at the end of class and I think they respect that
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. So that worked out well that day . So
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let's talk about the quote . Unquote
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troublemaker last period
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of the day . Let me give you a little background
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. This was a class
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that the teacher chose to leave
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a lot of work . I didn't need
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. You know how I am , I like to have a few minutes
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of my own , but we really didn't do that
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. I didn't want to take away From
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their class time so
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it would minimize the amount of homework they
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had at the end of the day . So there was a lot of work
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in that regard and there was
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some grumblings because some
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of them didn't want to do that much work . Some of
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them just quietly jumped in and did it anyway
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. So you know you're typical
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. Students will react in different
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ways . You'll have some that don't complain
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. You'll have some that complain but do it , and
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then you'll have some that . Just it's
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hard for them to get motivated to do
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it . So as we were progressing
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through the day , one student
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said something he shouldn't
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. Now I'll be honest with you
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. You know that I am a retired accountant
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. I am not a retired
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teacher . I know that a lot of you all
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you guys are either substituting On
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your way to a full time teaching job
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, or perhaps you're a retired teacher
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that loves those kids so much
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you went back to substitute , teach
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some more to keep , you know , keep close
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to the kids and do that kind of thing . So
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in one regard , a lot of you , I'm
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guessing , knows a lot more about
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protocol and what
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, how you should handle different things that happen in your classroom
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. Then I do
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and , to be honest , maybe
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that gives me a little bit
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more freedom , or maybe I'm
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taking freedom whether I deserve it or not and
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try some different approaches with these kids
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, even when they have
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to kind of shift into disciplinary mode
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. So this particular kid Said
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, said something he shouldn't have , and
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there was a reaction from
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the class . It wasn't terrible
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, but it's obviously obvious
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. They couldn't believe that he said it . So he
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said it again after I had told
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him not to say it again . Now the
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immediate reaction from
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a lot of you and to be honest
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, it was my initial reaction as well . I
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basically said OK
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, I had given you the warning , let's go
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. I chose one of
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the kids that I thought was responsible
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to set with the classes for the high school area again , by the way , and
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I noticed there was a very
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strange look on the young gentleman's
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face . The second
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time he said it . He didn't get near the class
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reaction that he got the first time . I
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think the reason he said it the second
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time is because it he
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got attention the first time he said it from
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the rest of the class . The second time they just basically ignored
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him and ignored him and couldn't believe that he had said it again . So
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I looked at him and I could tell his expression
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changed and I said
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OK , let's do it this way
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. You get your work back
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out and start working on it again
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and we'll see if we can
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go from here now . He
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didn't smile , but he did change
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his attitude and he was
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quiet . The rest of the class , in
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fact . I continued
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to glance at him from time to time
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and I noticed that none
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of the other classmates were any longer
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giving him any attention and
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he was sitting there kind of like a loner and I
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think it made him think twice
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about possibly doing
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that in the future . So I didn't
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get him in trouble . I'm
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sure that there are other students
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that have been written up , sent to the office
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, whatever , for saying the same
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things that he did . But I
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chose not to do that and
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I think it did him a little bit of good . I
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noticed that as the class progressed
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he at least started on his
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work . He didn't make any more comments
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, didn't say a whole lot of anything . He
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didn't try to push the point . He
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didn't try to challenge me any longer
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. He just tried his
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best , given his abilities
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, to finish as much of the work as possible
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, just like the other classmates
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. So we went through the rest of the period
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. Everything else went fine . I didn't
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hear another word out of him . One
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thing I noticed is , since it
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was the end of the day , usually once
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that announcements go up or
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are set over the intercom , they start
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lining up at the front door and
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I kind of kept an eye on him to
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see you know what he was
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doing . He really didn't talk to anybody
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. He walked over and
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I was standing close to the front door and
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he actually came over
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and stood right next to me and
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was very subdued . In fact he kind of
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gave me a nod like a smile
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and that was it . Now
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I'm not going to begin to sit
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here and tell you that I think I
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changed that kid's life , but
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you know , it went from the possibility
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of dragging him to the office
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, getting him in trouble
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, and instead I
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chose to give him another chance and
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I think that helped him
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in the long run . I'd love to
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hear your thoughts about when things like that
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have challenged or have challenged
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you . I think maybe there's different
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grade levels , that perhaps you have to
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speak a different way . I've heard some
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words say , as an example , I've
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heard some words said in high school that I realized
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the kids that were saying them were talking
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to their friends and I would go up to
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them and say listen , I can't tell
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you to talk outside of what , how to talk outside
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of this class , but don't talk
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like that within , where you know close
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enough to me , where I can hear it , because that really doesn't
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belong in the classroom . Every
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time I have done that probably done that about
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a half a dozen times They've all said
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I'm sorry , yeah , I shouldn't say that in
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here , and I could go into a big speech
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about how you really shouldn't say that anywhere . But who
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am I to judge them ? I just
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tell them that we can't tolerate that in the classroom
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. So I actually came out of that
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day feeling well , because
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that student that I
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could have labeled as a troublemaker
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sent him to the office . All that good
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stuff ruined his day , ruined
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my . It would have ruined my day too , for that matter
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. I gave him the second chance . He
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seemed to react positive to
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it , got some work done and
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gave me a nod on his way out of the
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room . So maybe , just maybe
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, when I get the opportunity
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to teach him again , you know
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, maybe he'll look at me a little bit differently
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. Not that I would tolerate
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things like that . If he did it again , I think
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he knows that the next time I would have
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to . You know , if he forces my hand I would have
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to do something . But maybe for that
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just that little short period of time
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, maybe it paid off
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and did him a little bit of good , and
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if it did , I'm glad for that . It's
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interesting at this particular school
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as I mentioned , it was a high school . You
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know , they've always had a policy
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, up until this year , that
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the students could have their cell
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phones right out in the class . Now , to me
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, a smart teacher takes
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that and comes up with
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some activities to
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use their phone so
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that they're not just texting on their phone
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. Now , they're not supposed to text but , let's face
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it , a lot of them do , a
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lot of them , you would see , with an earphone
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in their ear , one ear so that they can hear at
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the other . And I'll be perfectly honest
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, I know a lot of you do not like that
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. That doesn't bother me
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. I'm not sure any of the noise
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bothers me , as long as
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they're getting their work done . In
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fact , this year that
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high school changed their policy . So
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no more cell phones , they have to
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hang them on the wall . I'm not sure
17:55
if it's true , but it sounds like it was
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because maybe one teacher
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got upset and caused such a stink
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. I don't know this for sure , but that's
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the rumor I had heard and for that reason
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there's no more cell phones . And it's
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kind of ironic that a
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lot of these students I had several
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freshmen this particular day and
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a lot of them remembered me when I taught
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their middle schools . There are three
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middle schools that funnel into this high
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school and I taught most of the kids
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in there . So they remembered me and
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also remembered me saying , when they
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were in middle school and they were eighth
18:30
graders , that just think , guys
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, next , next year , you're being high
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school and you'll get to look forward to being
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able to hang on to your cell phones
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and to get away from dress
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codes . So they were excited
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about that . And then , lo and behold
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, here we are . They changed the policy and they can't
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have cell phones . Personally , my
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initial reaction is
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that it's caused more harm
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than good cause
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. It really puts the teachers on the spot
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to police some
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additional things that they didn't have
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to do before . It is
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really a difficult policy
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to uphold . You
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have to I mean , let's face it
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even though you tell those kids to put
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their cell phones in slots . Not
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all the kids have cell phones
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and some of them will claim that they don't
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when they've really got it stuck in their pocket
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. So it is so
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difficult to police . Only
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the good students are the ones that are going
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to abide by the policy . The others will try
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to get away with as much as they
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can . It'll be interesting
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to see how the year progresses and
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how they feel it went
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, how they were able to carry
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out the policy and See
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if it continues to be that way next
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year . I'm gonna take a wild guess
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that maybe they change it back , but I don't
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know . Apparently , the teacher that
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complained had a right to complain . They
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she felt that they were using them too much
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for non-class things . I'm
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not sure why . There was only a handful of teachers
20:05
that thought that , apparently , the other
20:07
teachers were had come up with
20:09
some kind of way to make it much better . But
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that's one of the things that really caused
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some problems and I think that the Classes
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I taught , they were so
20:19
upset about it that it really
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bothered them it . You
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know , when I tried to debate just a little
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bit , that was the topic they wanted to come
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up with and they basically
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say and I agree with this point that
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they want to be considered
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adults now and they
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want to be able to make up their
20:38
own minds in that regard . I
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won't disagree or agree with that
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statement , but I think they
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have the right to make it . So it'll
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be interesting to see how that goes , and I would
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love to hear your comments too . In
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fact , it kind of makes me wonder , you know , do
20:55
we sometimes Over-concentrate
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on compliance to policies
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and Therefore undermine
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our abilities to get those
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students engaged because they're so
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distracted about what they have to do ? But
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that's a discussion probably
21:13
for another day . You know , and it's
21:15
interesting , one of the other topics I
21:17
talked about to the high school
21:20
kids In fact , as I
21:22
recall , it was the period that
21:24
the Previous substitute had left the
21:26
bad notes about that . I tried to encourage
21:28
to be the good class . I
21:30
told them that a lot
21:32
of times when we
21:34
substitute teachers get to high
21:37
school classes , it raises
21:39
the anxiety level a little bit
21:41
Because you know a lot
21:43
of the students in the room . I said you guys are bigger
21:46
than I am , so there's
21:48
like a reverse intimidation
21:50
factor that you
21:53
know . Maybe when some of the bigger students
21:55
might intend to joke
21:57
around about something , it
21:59
gets interpreted as an intimidating
22:02
factor . And I told them that's the reason
22:04
for some of our anxiety when we teach high school
22:06
. You know those . They have been through a
22:08
lot more . They're closer to being adults
22:11
, they've been exposed to a lot more
22:13
, so there's a lot more things that
22:15
they have to deal with . So I
22:17
told them remember that when your substitute
22:20
teachers came in that come in , they might
22:22
be as nervous about the class
22:24
as you are . So , you
22:26
know , give them some time to know , you get
22:28
to know them and let's all
22:30
get through the process together . One
22:33
of the cool things I'll mention to you that day
22:35
too is I was going down and taking row . I
22:38
pronounced one girl's name
22:40
as Kyrie . It was spelled
22:43
k-y-r-i-e and
22:46
I hesker . I said , did
22:48
I pronounce your name right ? And she said no , it's actually
22:50
curie . And I thought , well
22:52
, you know , is that like the song from the 80s
22:54
? And she said , yes , I was named for
22:56
that song . So it gave me
22:58
a chance to goof around with that class a little
23:01
bit , because I always loved that song
23:03
. So I sang
23:05
curie . It's by , if you want to
23:07
look it up , it's by a group called mr , mr , and
23:10
the whole phrase is curie , a laison
23:13
, which actually means lord , have mercy on us
23:15
. So I thought that was interesting . She
23:17
said , yes , that's the song , okay . And she
23:19
, she wasn't embarrassed at all . I think
23:22
I might might have been one of my middle school school
23:24
students from last year , but I thought
23:26
that was kind of a cool way to get that class
23:28
started . Let's remember
23:30
guys and gals , as we go into our sub jobs
23:32
, let's try our best to go in looking for
23:35
the best rather than expecting the worst
23:37
. You know my personal
23:39
opinion as we , as we shouldn't go
23:41
in Like the beast , maybe
23:44
go in more like the beauty and try
23:47
to uh , you know encourage those
23:49
kids that this will be a
23:51
good class if we all work
23:53
in that regards towards that . So
23:55
hope you have a good week of
23:57
substitute teaching . We thank
24:00
you for listening to episode
24:02
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