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Spotify I Excited

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for Sunday, um, honestly,

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I think I might

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have like some type of disease if I need to

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go to the doctor. I Just

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feel like my body's on fire. Oh And

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um on fire. Yeah, I

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searched it up. Are we recording? I Sephardi

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diagnosed myself Why

0:47

do you correlate lives disease of everything? It could be a

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bro. I thought you had it Lying to

0:51

you generally thought you had lime disease. What is

0:54

lime disease? Yeah, it's like ligma Like

0:58

from Suggandies No,

1:09

there's a boogie on it I

1:14

look like a pumpkin what's good Shawn? Would you diagnose

1:16

yourself with? Safari

1:19

diagnosed myself with I think the worst thing

1:21

that related Tell me this doesn't

1:23

sound like actually I don't even I just feel like it's a bad

1:26

People might have the disease and I'm so tiny

1:28

burn show. I mean you said you feel like

1:30

it. It's really bad disease I

1:35

would be in rough shape What are you

1:37

feeling Shawn so how do we oh, what do you feel like

1:39

don't you feel like um my my

1:44

Chest and my ribs hurt like all

1:47

of it. How does that make you

1:49

feel? No,

1:51

actually actually you're just I feel like

1:53

in therapy. I can't take that

1:55

side series We

1:59

could help you You just and chests and

2:01

ribs have been hurting for a long time. How long

2:03

would that mean probably like two months hurt? Yeah, they

2:06

hurt like somebody push you or like don't push me

2:08

Wow You're thinking you know,

2:10

I get checked out but or should I

2:12

just keep going Sean? It's probably

2:14

Zachary disease Yeah

2:20

You know why Okay

2:26

I was doing some serious right now. Well,

2:28

this is Zachary's you say I think

2:31

it is you think it is? Yeah, what is that

2:33

green disease? You

2:37

know what it is, I do know oh you do know

2:39

what it is. Yeah, what is it? What

2:43

your face looks exactly like your butt

2:49

John did you actually know what I

2:51

thought she was gonna Yeah, I thought

2:53

she was gonna like my buddy today

2:55

what it was and it's gonna be

2:58

like actually do you smell? And

3:02

I could just smell and bro like I

3:04

think it's really bad actually when I'm breathing

3:07

in costume Oh

3:11

I could hate this a little bit just right

3:13

here. What do you have to share? I should

3:15

have done this. I don't think I can rip

3:17

it. He told still peace. He's just

3:19

trying to show them how strong he Sean

3:23

your blow away better. I want to try it Go

3:27

model go. Oh,

3:29

you know Ashley. This is an attack team

3:31

Brazil ones. You already talked about

3:33

it. Oh, yeah Yeah, I think

3:35

I got a jacket everything but

3:38

she it's really hot with Kevin. Don't you be right? No

3:41

He looked at me. Hello weird. Well, I was

3:43

a kid who oh, never mind. Sorry That's weird.

3:46

Yeah, but you put your hat on man.

3:48

It burns my eye. No, it's all Your

3:52

mind, I don't know why it's all

3:54

in your mind. I think you you

3:56

look faded my eyes have been burning for

3:58

30 minutes It's just

4:00

up with the costume on. Yeah, the day really burns.

4:03

Oh. That looks beautiful. Maru, you want to go ahead

4:05

and start? Yes. Oh. Back

4:07

at it again. Back at it again. Back at it again. And

4:10

it's not going to be good. Back

4:12

at it again with another video

4:14

and audio. Welcome back, ladies and

4:16

gentlemen, my summer suckers, my lovely

4:18

watchers. Yeah. Love

4:21

you guys. Yo. Today,

4:23

I'm going to be your host, Maru.

4:26

AKA. AKA strawberry. To

4:29

our left, we have orange. Hello.

4:34

Then we have banana. Nana for short.

4:37

What is it? Then we have a pee. Ban-ban

4:39

for short. Pee. Pee. You're not a pee. Are

4:41

you kidding? What is that, Mari? Wait, hold on.

4:43

What is that, Mari? A cucumber.

4:47

You're not a cucumber. What is that? A pickle.

4:49

I would have known, honestly. What is it? What

4:51

is it? A pickle. A pickle. There you go.

4:53

There you go. A pickle is a cucumber for

4:55

your information. But you wouldn't call. You

4:57

wouldn't call a raisin. You wouldn't call a raisin

4:59

a grape, though. No, like a dried grape. Yeah,

5:02

but that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't call a raisin a grape. Same way you

5:04

wouldn't call a pickle a cucumber. It technically is. But

5:07

you wouldn't call a raisin a grape, though. No, but

5:09

am I wrong, though? Technically,

5:11

I'm not. It's not

5:14

a cucumber, though. Well, how do you know? What

5:16

about this? It's a pickled cucumber.

5:19

Well, it could still be a cucumber. No, it's

5:21

not. It lost its cucumber tendencies once it

5:23

became pickled. No, how do you know it's a pickle, though?

5:26

Exactly. Because it was pickled. How do you know

5:28

it's pickled? Yeah. Because

5:30

that is a pickle. It's behind the nose. It's a

5:32

pickle. It's a pickle when I bought

5:34

the costume. No, they have the little, like, warts on them.

5:37

The dots. Cucumbers do too. No,

5:40

cucumbers are strange. No,

5:42

they have the dots too. No, they

5:44

don't. They can. No way,

5:46

man. It might not be a good one. It's a

5:48

pickle, for sure. That can

5:50

get very easily mixed with one another. Nobody

5:53

watches fucking Rick and Morty. He can be

5:55

either, you know? No, you don't. Yeah,

5:57

I do. What am I talking about? Pickle

6:00

Rick. Yeah, Mr. Pickle You

6:08

he has a real name he doesn't want to say

6:10

it's so stupid. Did he give you a name right

6:13

now? No, he had the name Big

6:17

pickle we your boy It's

6:22

true Oh

6:31

your mom's like

6:33

now you take it too far. Yeah.

6:35

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's that? The

6:38

peas, you know, you know the one Tina

6:42

PP P and P, you

6:45

know that maybe well, I would be getting

6:47

P together. What you guys tell me Yeah,

6:50

your knees not your whole leg Damn

6:56

what is going on? I

7:02

Feel over there three peas

7:04

three VPs. Why did they all? Three

7:07

why are they one on baby? So a piece?

7:10

Two peas I figured I thought it would fit two peas

7:12

in a pod. It's basically them two and why is he

7:14

the only one pickled? He's not different

7:17

He looks a little weird Right

7:22

big pickle Got it Please

7:31

go. Okay. So today we're gonna start

7:33

with a bunch of would you rather? If

7:36

we could answer them fast, that would be great

7:39

because I do have questions for the end as

7:41

well Let's start

7:43

it. Okay first Would you rather would

7:45

you rather be able to speak to all

7:47

animals or be able to speak every language

7:50

every language? Every language every language in

7:53

animals the fuck animals Yeah, you

7:55

could befriend them. The IQ is not

7:57

gonna be that high when you're talking to them when you

7:59

think about it I think that you think that

8:01

all animals are gonna be like having conversations with you

8:03

the goldfish hanging out They're not gonna have a conversation

8:05

with you. It's not like movies when you think about

8:07

it They're gonna know how to say food and want

8:10

to fuck and that's probably about it When you think

8:12

about it, when you think about it, that's literally all

8:14

the animals are gonna know That's

8:18

usually how they speak or I want food well

8:22

hungry sad happy

8:24

and I want to change

8:26

my tank see I look at it

8:28

like this No one ever knows

8:30

what animals are thinking right? But like you

8:32

can always like learn a language or like

8:34

it's more Possible to like learn every language

8:36

and to speak to animals. So like why

8:39

not choose that one And

8:42

a few animal whispers that are around

8:44

the world living like you see the

8:46

documentaries right of like animal whispers They

8:49

like understand like like it's not just

8:51

a simple as Animals just want

8:54

to fuck and eat like no

8:56

like they have feelings like they know exactly

8:58

like what the animal is I'm not saying

9:00

they don't like they literally translate like the

9:02

situations the animals are going through. Yeah Like

9:06

that what is your mind on like animals though,

9:08

cuz what if it's like the cutest puppies ever

9:10

you see they're even and they're like evil Yeah,

9:12

you know I mean dog bunny the

9:14

dog talks with buttons. Oh, no, I Don't

9:18

know how I feel about that Yeah,

9:21

cuz what did he he self-aware now? Yeah,

9:23

my dog and like yeah, I would go look

9:25

in the mirror at himself for a long time

9:27

I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I feel like I Don't

9:31

want to believe in that that scares me

9:33

scary that scares me a little bit But

9:35

what do animal I only know about the

9:37

one Mexican dude that speaks to chihuahua's the

9:40

dog was where there's other animals What

9:42

do they do? Yeah, they like to talk

9:44

to the animals to try to help them But

9:46

like what do you mean to try to help them? Like I

9:48

don't dog whispers that help like owners. They

9:50

help like communicate with their dog to communicate

9:53

with the animal What do

9:55

you mean by that? So like if an animal is depressed

9:57

and they can't figure out why they like help them He

9:59

like speaks to them yes and

10:01

then they speak back no he just

10:03

like understand no they literally yes

10:06

no they they speak to them

10:09

but what do you mean by

10:11

that like he didn't English to

10:13

them? No, obviously not Like you're

10:15

talking about dog whispers right? I've

10:19

seen videos of this lady who talked to this Puma

10:21

that was depressed I think it was a Puma I

10:23

don't care if I'm wrong but she

10:25

found out that the Puma was depressed because

10:28

it wanted a name it didn't

10:31

like its name I don't think he does What

10:35

was the name? I don't think I'll ever do this

10:38

ever again but I need to fact check this I

10:40

need to fact check this It didn't like its name

10:42

I know we're supposed to be doing dry dinner but

10:45

I'm gonna get shot right fucking loud What was the

10:47

name of the Puma? I'm not saying you're wrong just

10:49

let me fact check it One more thing real quick

10:51

But how do we find out? Wait wait wait wait

10:53

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

10:55

Was she speaking to that Puma in English or was

10:57

she? No She was speaking in that like Like, polyphatically

10:59

type shit She just looked at it Yes

11:03

yes now Do you have a video

11:05

of it? Go go go The thing is after

11:07

they changed its name it got happy again

11:11

Okay let me finish up Okay I

11:16

really hope this is true I really hope I'm

11:18

wrong Maybe like it has like trauma

11:20

from hearing like the name

11:23

You could call the name Yeah I would be like

11:25

Maybe I don't know You can't believe you're Puma Billing

11:27

Yeah Thank you And like it would just have a

11:30

bad connotation around it And you don't want to be

11:32

in the ability anymore It's like I just want to

11:34

be something William Yeah You want to be with me

11:36

Mr. Bill Yeah This

11:39

was definitely a dream that Raul had That was like That

11:41

was the last thing I thought she was gonna say Last

11:44

thing Last thing I thought it would be like

11:46

you You'd call this new home You'd do something

11:48

like that New owners New food I

11:50

believe new food Those animals eat the same thing

11:52

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner You sound like one of

11:54

those Disney shows Like where the kid

11:56

figures out You know what I'm talking about?

11:58

Like if it was a kid Goodbye Yeah, what

12:01

Santa pause? Oh, I love

12:04

that. I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah where the kid can speak

12:06

to the dog. Yeah Yeah, you know, I'm

12:08

so scared right now Mario like I'm genuinely scared. I'm

12:11

excited. I think it was this one What's

12:13

his Bob? It's the

12:15

YouTube survey What

12:18

if you could talk to animals and have them talk back

12:20

to you is what it says right now hold

12:23

on Black leopard and

12:25

the animal communication Anna Brayton back Anna

12:27

Brayton back has dedicated her life to

12:29

what she calls Interspecies communication. She sends

12:32

detailed messages to animals through pictures and

12:34

thoughts She never sees messages of remarkable

12:36

significance in this section energy has forms

12:39

a deadly Starling leopardy and or relaxed

12:41

content cats The amazing

12:43

story of how leopard Diablo became spirit. It

12:45

didn't like its name They

12:48

named it devil Diablo. Yeah There's

12:53

a scientific control, you know sort of

12:55

rational part of my brain still has

12:58

doubts. I wonder

13:01

what it will take to Honestly,

13:05

you're actually like fucking talking. Yeah, like what did

13:08

she actually talk to it? It literally

13:10

says she talks to it through words and pictures. It's

13:14

Like it says in words Wait

13:19

Thoughts and pictures it doesn't show her actually

13:21

talking to it though. I'm not it you

13:23

odds That's all you read telepathically. She's doing

13:25

it. Are you just reading that though? Is

13:28

that just a black screen with words on

13:30

like Jenny last the question? No, I video but

13:32

there's no video of her Like

13:35

actually doing it. Yeah, I saw it on

13:37

tik-tok. She was like she

13:39

was like, so how does she communicate with

13:41

the picture? Okay

13:46

She's looking at it. She's just looking at it. Obviously, he's

13:48

not gonna talk to it through English Yeah

14:04

Wait, how do we get here? Okay,

14:07

okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

14:09

okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

14:11

okay, okay, so basically, basically, it

14:13

was very aggressive. They didn't know why, like it

14:15

was so mean, right? It was like, I hate you,

14:18

right? What's the fucking rumor in captivity? Now,

14:21

listen, they changed it. She

14:23

said that the animal didn't like its name.

14:26

So they changed the name to spirit,

14:28

and then it fixed everything. How

14:31

did she find out that it didn't like the name?

14:33

Like when she was talking to it, I'm trying to show

14:35

you that right now. What do you mean by fix everything? Like

14:38

now it's happening. Let's watch it together. Okay.

14:41

You guys want to watch it too? Put

14:44

the link in the description. But

14:47

might skip forward ahead of this. I have a question. What

14:49

are you guys looking at right now? Does she stare at

14:51

it until it calms down? That's

14:53

why you will. She is staring at it.

14:55

Does the leopard calm down over time? There's

14:57

a bunch of clays. There's a bunch of

14:59

clays. So that's what they do with cats

15:01

too. What do you mean? So like with

15:03

cats with psychological issues, like cat

15:06

whispers, they'll come and look at

15:08

it. Yeah.

15:11

So like there's someone like pretty bad cats. I

15:13

saw like a video on it. And like

15:17

these people know that cats are like super

15:19

territorial. So like whatever isn't offered in

15:21

the home, usually they'll come and like build

15:24

like shelves so they can see

15:26

out the windows. It makes the cat more comfortable, make it like the owner

15:28

of the house. That's what makes cats happy for

15:30

the most part. And like

15:33

the initial like process because owners usually will like try

15:35

to always pet the cat and the cat will

15:37

run away, stuff like that. Like

15:39

cat whispers will come and just stare at the cat

15:41

until the cat gives out of like the competition of

15:43

trying to... Oh, like

15:46

big dick dick dick to everybody around them.

15:49

So and then the cat.

15:52

Yeah. Yeah. I

15:55

don't know about psychologically talking to them,

15:58

but I think... Telepathically. But

16:00

when I think that it's

16:03

a different strategy to it. Yeah. Yeah, I

16:05

believe you can tell practically communicate But

16:08

if you set your mind to it, but you know,

16:10

I just want to ask like where you watch that

16:12

video Yeah, like what was the moment where she was

16:14

like? Oh like what like yeah, like what happened? Like

16:17

she was just staring at it. Yeah, and she

16:19

was like, oh, it's the name. Yeah, she's like

16:22

you guys can watch the video by yourself I'll

16:24

send it through the group chat. Okay, cuz then it's gonna

16:27

take too long if I Yeah, if

16:29

we watch it on the cameras, I would rather

16:32

speak every language It's

16:36

cool Saying that the

16:38

animal isn't cool. I bet

16:40

it's actually probably better because you can learn every

16:43

language Not everybody can speak tan so I'm gonna

16:45

girl and every other language basically, I'll be sick

16:47

though That would be I do and if I

16:49

travel the country, I literally just speak

16:52

every leg Yeah, I'm doing and I'm talking

16:54

not every just like basic language like every

16:56

form every dialect, right? Yeah, I

16:58

think that's pretty fun. I'm doing every language

17:00

I think I would be a lot more

17:02

confident traveling and like socializing with defining every

17:05

language most stuff Yeah, I mean you're gonna

17:07

write. I think I might change

17:09

man Like

17:13

you change yes, I think you are a talking animals

17:15

person But you know,

17:17

I don't know you're talking about a lot of you believe

17:19

very good. Yeah, they both are I would be for an

17:21

animal A lot of animals to

17:23

imagine like you pull up on an animal and then you

17:26

talked in there Well, you could speak my language. Do you

17:28

think they're gonna try to fight you? No, I'm adding

17:30

this imagine this You're gonna be a authority

17:32

that is no from another country that she

17:34

thinks you don't speak the language But then

17:36

you do which is really bad.

17:38

Yeah, all you think about no, I'm just

17:40

saying hers is cooler for sure you you

17:42

could definitely And

17:50

you saw that monkey above you I'd

17:52

ask why I pissed on my dad. Yeah, and then

17:54

I know what that's good. You're kicking back. Give him

17:56

a beer So you should try this. That's a good

17:58

one. Actually Addiction

18:00

from it Yeah,

18:12

yeah, I feel like thinking to my friends like I just

18:14

talked to them exactly well I guess it's gonna be

18:16

just like people to the like my

18:18

like some assholes But

18:21

I'll become like fucking no way I'll be friends

18:23

with the whole animal No, what I'm saying is

18:25

like there's gonna be animals that just hate you. They're just

18:27

like all animals might hate you, too Get

18:30

my friend elephant to go stomp on the

18:33

What if you want to adopt a murder is what you're

18:35

looking? Already

18:42

I don't speak their language and animals love me. So

18:45

what if you went to like adopt a dog? You know, I want this one.

18:47

He's like, oh hell no Positive

18:54

scene because why would I take a dog home that doesn't want to

18:56

come with me? You wouldn't try to keep talking

18:59

to him though and make him like you know,

19:01

I'd be like, okay, you don't fuck with me. That's fine Today

19:06

you can speak animals language and

19:08

you went home and you found out that Bambi

19:10

your chihuahua hates you I Will

19:12

be heartbroken, but that cannot be true because she follows

19:14

me literally everywhere She's

19:17

waiting. They can get fit. Yeah, maybe she's

19:19

plodding trying to figure out. Oh, yeah and

19:21

everything Okay,

19:27

these are supposed to go a little faster, but You

19:30

start talking about Pumas and names and tele

19:33

We it was great. I need

19:35

you guys are non-believers. No Aren't

19:39

open-minded people That

19:42

shit's real I'm telling you okay anyways, okay

19:44

y'all prefer brutal honesty or

19:46

sugarcoating brutal honesty Okay,

19:54

I would want brutal

19:57

honesty, but

19:59

I think you should always Sugarcoat date true. I don't

20:01

want it all the time, but you have to pick

20:03

one does that make sense? Don't

20:05

sugarcoat it all the way. I'm always

20:07

either being brutally honest or sugarcoating Rama

20:09

was receiving brutal honesty and sugarcoating so

20:12

which one is it now. I'm asking you oh Am

20:15

I the one that's

20:17

receiving? Or it goes

20:19

both ways receiving receiving receiving it yeah

20:21

hold on that's game master Yeah,

20:24

I think you do be receiving it Nick or

20:27

no no no like we're asking like if

20:29

you're asking like In a sense of us

20:31

we're getting oh no no do y'all prefer

20:34

somebody being brutally on you got you Fuck

20:38

sugarcoating sugarcoating Yeah,

20:41

all the time. Yeah, you know what though, but

20:43

you can always get with so much sugarcoating. Yeah

20:47

Away, that is very sure that is I think I would

20:49

always get it, but you don't got tell me brutally I'll

20:52

just get through sugar. No. Yeah, it's kind

20:54

of mean my heart hurts when somebody's

20:56

really honest But you know what though in

20:58

a way. It's like a good thing But

21:01

if I always got like Or

21:04

and it was just all like Negative

21:06

things I would maybe like say that

21:08

okay guys. I'm pretty brutally honest I

21:12

Do sugarcoat sometimes so I'm not it was every time

21:14

I feel like I can do for advice and every

21:16

time was just like You're

21:19

fucking idiot I'd be

21:21

like oh yeah, definitely. I wouldn't want it.

21:23

It would be best but Break

21:26

my character a little bit. Yeah, they

21:28

could be really honest about good things

21:30

too like yeah. Yeah, that's true But

21:33

still sugarcoat Sugarcoat

21:37

and like you kind of get I feel like I

21:39

can catch on I always get with so much brutally

21:42

honest What

21:47

you would not want that cuz if we're brutally honest

21:49

that calm about the Puma would have got a lot

21:51

differently Now just

21:53

say I'll just say a lot different my

21:56

believers in When

22:01

anyone told you something like you get uncomfortable or like

22:03

I said I

22:06

didn't like something that you did or something. Yeah, I

22:08

don't like bothering people Yeah, of course I but you

22:10

prefer me to just tell you hey, this is really

22:12

annoying that you do Yeah, of course cuz then if

22:14

I keep doing it then I'm gonna keep doing and

22:16

keep bothering you But what

22:19

if I don't like I don't care that

22:21

it annoys me or bothers me, but

22:23

it's still nice You still want to know you stole me

22:25

to brutally. All right, good. Yeah, like no, I

22:27

would rather you tell me So I stopped doing that

22:29

annoying thing. Okay Yeah,

22:32

it hurts at the moment, but I think it's the it's a

22:34

better thing I like you think it's a better

22:36

thing, but I'm not if I know I don't have

22:38

the strong character Okay

22:42

Would y'all rather get with the homies X or

22:44

have your homie get with your ex? Yeah

22:49

with the homies X or have my

22:51

homie get with My homie get with

22:53

my homie get with your homie or

22:57

We tell for you why Nah

23:03

for a fashion if they got with your ex

23:05

you would feel some type of way No, it's not feeling

23:07

some type of way, but I don't want to be the

23:09

shitty person doing that That's why I just cut off. Yeah,

23:11

that is true. We think thinking that is true. Is it

23:14

option to like kill myself in this? I Think

23:18

you know how to do leave the light shoes.

23:21

Oh homie cuz I feel like no you're best

23:23

homie. Oh, yeah I'm ending

23:25

our last recent ex Like

23:27

yeah, we can use the egg most

23:31

important eggs Yes

23:37

have my best friend you would get my ex I

23:40

do that too cuz I do not want to get with your ex Yeah,

23:42

I wouldn't want to get with your ex. Yeah Hate

23:44

my ex is I said home. Did you are your

23:46

mom's life? You didn't said something like that? I

23:49

definitely do not want to be the person that hurt

23:51

somebody anywhere

23:54

your You want

23:56

your homie to get with your ex? I do

23:58

not want but I would pick okay Okay,

24:03

damn that would be crazy though. This

24:05

is a crazy question To

24:13

do that to somebody no, hey, dude, you know,

24:15

it just wouldn't it wouldn't Doesn't

24:18

it doesn't go and I don't want that to me.

24:20

I'm gonna act to him. You got a pic I

24:22

think you'd rather happen to you than You

24:30

pick right now. I'd actually kill myself. No, you're

24:32

not doing that, too Yeah, I'd kill myself. If

24:34

you would you would just rather have him get

24:36

with your ex. No, I'll kill myself Okay,

24:39

but I will try to do that And you kill yourself and

24:42

then I wouldn't be able to do it my neck would hurt

24:44

really bad And then I would want somebody to kill me No,

24:47

no, no, you get to kill yourself. I agree with it

24:49

after someone does the other. You gotta kill yourself at the

24:51

end Or no, that's the rules of the

24:53

game. No killing yourself. Are you fucking kidding me? Well,

24:56

you don't know how I don't have a choice. I can't

24:58

kill myself No And

25:13

somebody told you it's gonna take

25:15

a left turn somebody told you oh

25:17

god that They

25:20

wanted you to kill him. How would you

25:22

do it? But it's

25:24

only with your hands. No weapon

25:27

Oh, yeah, let

25:30

them get hit by something Yeah

25:38

that or you can just joke them out quick

25:40

easy pickup Or

25:43

quick snap the neck see that's what I'm saying

25:45

I wouldn't be able to do this Violent

25:48

though, I heard that that's not real. It's only a

25:50

movies. You can't actually snap someone's neck to kill him

25:53

Yeah, do you really don't think the rock can do

25:55

that? No,

25:57

I just heard I heard it's not as easy as it is the

26:00

movies I heard about you know you twisted

26:07

my head I would die but like this is a

26:09

movie like this like yeah no I don't

26:12

like that way yeah I know it's not what

26:14

I would I would show you how would you

26:17

even think you would strangle somebody if I had

26:19

to he's saying I have you know the shingle

26:21

thing why would I just blow my head on

26:23

the ground no guys there's people that there's people

26:26

that haven't choked out by

26:28

people yes that there's a literally a person

26:30

a documentary about a person who went to

26:32

jail because there's significant other asked in the

26:34

kiln oh yeah and

26:37

they were like suffering for months and this person tried

26:39

to get their significant other to want to live like

26:41

be alive and I guess like add that a certain agreement

26:43

at the end of certain amount of time they still wanted

26:45

to die the other person would do it what

26:47

the fuck yeah what a shitty fucking

26:49

boyfriend girlfriend wait but she wanted one that

26:52

asked is fucking crazy yeah they're both are

26:54

very why not you know you know a

26:56

lot maybe she couldn't Romeo

26:58

and Juliet did it they were both that

27:00

very kill each other at points they killed

27:02

themselves like why because

27:05

they couldn't live without each other why Romeo

27:07

and Juliet are their families there's

27:10

still toxic idols

27:13

because Juliet faked to death

27:16

yes and then Romeo thought she was

27:18

dead and then killed himself and then

27:20

you woke up to him dad

27:23

killed herself for a reason that he

27:25

took yeah that's crazy hell movie oh

27:28

fucking doing that who the fuck

27:30

is actually doing that for their

27:32

partner maybe model guys oh fuck my dude

27:34

I got maybe that

27:36

you're doing it can't above the

27:41

building that I'm going to pick

27:44

one sorry

27:50

fine you know what you gotta

27:52

pass okay I'm so good I'm gonna

27:55

hard pass out you can have hard passes

27:57

whatever but you guys get the boring

27:59

award I'll get the vials back if they do.

28:01

I'm pouring the water right. I'll get to ask you

28:04

both in my car. I'm building.

28:06

Do it. Anything. Fast food.

28:08

Anything. Anything, right? All

28:11

right, Sean. I got to go ahead and go ahead and write it. No, no. We

28:13

got to cut it out. Go ahead. What

28:15

is your final answer? I'm

28:18

going to fucking hear it. What was the hair in

28:20

here? Homie go with my ex. Homie

28:23

go with your ex. Yes. Madhu, you pick. Yeah, homie

28:25

go with my ex. Yes. OK. Would

28:30

you rather? Oh, there's so many.

28:32

OK. Would

28:36

you rather be drunk 24-7 or high 24-7? High.

28:39

Fuck. I used to do it. You were going

28:41

to say that, right? I've been drunk 24-7. OK.

28:45

How drunk am I and how high am I? It's

28:48

very drunk, very high. But I'm not blacked

28:50

out, obviously. You're not blacked out. No, you're

28:53

like an eight for both. Eight.

28:56

Hold on. Do I have any of the

28:58

repercussions from drinking? Does my body physically deteriorate

29:00

or hurt? That's a good question. Do I

29:02

have headaches or anything? No, it's 24-7. Your

29:05

body is immune. So I'm like, wait, I'm lit 24-7. When

29:07

I get to the eight, I'm drunk. It kind of goes

29:09

out the way you're drunk. Exactly. And think about the stupid

29:11

shit you do, too. Well, they're not.

29:14

Excuse me. I'm wasted 24-7. I can't help. I know.

29:16

You know about Bob Falls? That one to me. When

29:18

I'm like, I'm drunk. When

29:21

I'm high, I'm like stupid. I'm

29:24

stupid. I'm scared. I'm stupid, bro. I'm scared for my life.

29:26

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If anything dramatic happens, I think

29:28

if I was drunk, I'd be like, oh shit. But if

29:30

I was high, I would be like, hell yeah. Hell

29:33

yeah. Give me drunk. What about driving? That's

29:35

what I was going to say. Oh, man.

29:37

Those high drivers are good drivers. Well, I

29:39

mean, what am I going to do? Oh,

29:42

I'm going to say yeah, guys. Yeah, they

29:44

drive slower. All right. That's

29:46

the thing. What did you say? Definitely

29:48

more careful. You never do that. Wait,

29:51

I'm not going to drive drunk. You

29:53

never see a high person speed. They're

29:56

always just slow. Or they stop when

29:58

they're not supposed to. Like

30:00

not risking anything. Okay.

30:03

Hold on. That's no. Yeah, always risking something.

30:05

What are you talking about? But

30:12

I would say like if you had to pick one obviously

30:14

we'll be safe simulator Simulation

30:18

which one will be safe for you guys the

30:20

Gran Turismo. I'm drunk. I'm

30:22

drunk Two

30:31

and a half because the beginning well, okay, we

30:33

don't talk about it. But the beginning part was

30:35

a little cheesy Yeah, I was like, yeah Two

30:39

out of ten if you just had that reaction Okay,

30:46

but the other half you got lit yeah two

30:48

and a half but the actor was also cheesy

30:50

as fuck Okay,

30:54

we're getting off topic yeah Um,

30:57

I I have to drive drunk so basically I can't

30:59

drive ever again I'm gonna be I'm gonna be drunk

31:01

just because what I'm an uber's drunk Will

31:07

you and me go together but we had to pull over for

31:09

you double times I wasn't out of eight those

31:11

times I'm gonna head I was at a ten those times. I said

31:13

I'd be at eight points

31:16

away from 10 Open

31:18

the car. I'm so I Beaches

31:24

a little bit off the window. We're the only one

31:26

that loses his speech If

31:32

I'm at like a 9 out of 10 my speech is gone Devin

31:35

and Devin just says I'm fucking hammered

31:41

The great capacity isn't really there or

31:43

these I'm chillin. I know no No

31:50

Did you learn when you're sober? Did

31:56

you pick high I

32:00

don't know. But the thing is I want to put

32:02

an 8. An 8 for you. It's

32:05

good. You're fine. With that.

32:08

Yeah. You always get an 8 whenever you hit it. Do

32:10

you always try to get there? Do you always try to

32:13

get there? Is it crazy questions? Good

32:15

question. Did you try to get there? Yeah.

32:19

Do you? Okay, how high do

32:21

you want to get? Yeah, that's literally

32:23

my question in a different font. But

32:25

it just sounds better like it's not

32:27

her addition. Make your sound better, man.

32:29

Honestly, stage is another me and nobody ever says anything

32:31

about it. Do

32:35

you like getting faded? Or like, can you

32:37

do anything you want to? Can

32:39

you do anything you want to? Like,

32:41

do you feel like you can be active faded? Yeah.

32:45

Active? I go to the gym and... She

32:48

broke the code. There you go. Why?

32:51

Because I can't. I'm fucking folding. Yeah,

32:53

I can't because I think about everybody watching,

32:56

even though nobody's watching. I do get that. You

32:58

do get that. But just push past it. I do confidence

33:00

when you're drunk. 24-7. Oh,

33:02

I'm PRing every time. Yeah. Every

33:04

day. That is true. Also, you feel invincible.

33:06

Like, you could run hella when you're drunk. For

33:09

what reason? Like, it gives you superpowers in a way.

33:12

It's like crackhead powers. Also,

33:14

I heard being high at the gym actually does help.

33:16

For some people, I heard it does. I heard people that do

33:18

it. But you focus on every rep. Yeah, I heard people

33:20

are like... They've locked in. Yeah, they're locked in. I'm like,

33:22

I would not be locked in. Pre-workout plus depend. If I

33:24

get too high... Oh my

33:27

god. Elite combo. Double fucking whammy. That was

33:29

good. That was good. You're disgusting,

33:31

Sean. That's my big eye. Like, calm your

33:33

arm. Mr. Big Pickle Weiner boy. You

33:36

sound drunk right now, Big Pickle Weiner boy. Picker.

33:40

Big Pickle Weiner boy. If I have no repercussions

33:42

of being drunk, like I'm never hungover or whatever,

33:44

I'm taking drugs. Drunk. Okay.

33:48

Like, my tummy doesn't hurt, right? Yeah, like, no

33:50

tummy. You're just lit. I'm lit. Yeah,

33:52

that's awesome. You'd be feeling dizzy though, obviously. I'm not gonna

33:54

smoke though. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

33:57

You can. You weed a loud in this equation. You

33:59

can, but you can. I mean, I guess

34:01

you can smoke a 24-7. I feel like

34:03

we have some friends in our group that just You

34:06

would think they're drunk 24-7. I think they

34:08

are drunk 24-7 Yeah

34:12

That's why Yeah, I'd be drunk

34:14

24-7 now if they didn't have any repercussions on my

34:17

physical being. Yeah, I'd be

34:19

hurting sometimes. Yeah, honestly same No,

34:22

nevermind Okay, would

34:24

you rather pull the first move or wait till they

34:26

make the first move? Wait The

34:42

eye contact that means that means

34:44

you have to wait for everybody.

34:46

Yep No, I'm pulling

34:48

the first movie every time. I'd rather

34:50

do that. That means that you have to wait for everything you

34:53

guys know All right, okay Huh,

34:56

honestly, I don't depend but you know why I

34:58

love pulling the first move why cuz the guy

35:00

gets so like flustered Feeling

35:09

though, yeah, it is a really good feeling. That's what I'm

35:11

saying. I wouldn't give up that feeling to wait That's

35:16

why you only have one body actually I

35:25

didn't meet you. I didn't meet you I'm

35:28

good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna wiener

35:31

boiling as one bottle or does In

35:35

a world with No

35:40

world I'm

35:43

saying Every

35:47

time every time one yeah, you can never

35:49

switch Because

35:56

like if it's way and it's like someone I

35:58

don't want to like wait for Or like I

36:01

don't want them just making a move period

36:03

wait hold on wait wait wait That's

36:07

why that's when you make it really obvious to them

36:09

that you're interested I'm sure you could also

36:11

make it extremely obvious very much like literally yeah,

36:13

and just not make the first wait That's making

36:15

the for our videos. I'm not interested in oh

36:18

Wait, that's it. What that means if they

36:21

see a really pretty girl unless she

36:23

approaches them They

36:26

can't do anything is already saying no

36:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah wait yeah Okay,

36:34

I'll wait forever Make

36:44

that not wait. I'm not

36:46

waiting. No wait. I mean waiting.

36:48

Yes One

36:54

thing about me young I Thought

36:56

is going to talk say she was like you know what my

36:58

type is somebody that approaches me first

37:03

That's why I never approached first and I was like wow so

37:05

real okay Okay,

37:10

are we that is not an L take

37:12

the first approaching or like To

37:15

like kiss them making the first move no like a question

37:17

like everything all of you above cuz I did that like

37:19

Yeah, they cannot go up. They cannot go up to a

37:21

girl if they think they're if they think she's cute Come

37:24

to them. Yes. Yep. That

37:26

means that they also can't wave at her cuz

37:28

that's also a first move I wouldn't do that.

37:31

I pick wait and then they come up to

37:33

me as I make the first move No,

37:35

like I don't like no all the above all the above

37:37

bro. You're just waiting You

37:47

already said that you like going up on a power move so I

37:49

would just say make the first move I do But

37:51

I don't like go up to guys very

37:53

often and like approach them. You

37:55

just kind of hit it cuz I don't like that It's

37:58

when they're really fine Not even if

38:00

they're really fine. What are you trying to say? I

38:03

would say like the power moves. How far into the

38:05

combo do you hit them with the power moves? Oh

38:07

like first kiss or like... Oh like

38:09

you give them the first kiss? Oh god. Yeah. Oh

38:11

no. I meant like just like the first

38:13

time you approach PIVI. Okay yeah no. Wait.

38:16

Okay. I couldn't

38:18

imagine a girl leaning in for a kiss like

38:20

to me as the first move. I feel like I'd be like... I

38:23

feel like I'd do that. What's she

38:25

doing? Why? She'd just

38:27

throw me off. She would just throw me off. Even if you're having

38:29

like a little moment. Maybe. If I was

38:31

drunk. But like... So

38:34

how many guys are like staring at each other? Good thing I'm always an 8

38:36

though. Why

38:39

is it like... No take Nick. That makes a lot of

38:41

sense. Basically she's saying that she wants a guy who's confident

38:43

enough to be able to go up

38:45

to her. That's cool. But like... No

38:48

like that's totally cool. But like grow some nuts too

38:50

though. And if you find a guy attractive or if

38:52

you like a combo you're having with a dude like

38:54

make a move. You know what I mean?

38:59

Why would she grow some nuts? She doesn't have any nuts. She

39:01

should grow some nuts. How could she possibly do that? I

39:04

don't know. Power of love. That's a... They're

39:07

saying it's not. It's hot. Power of love.

39:11

Oh wait. Yeah. Bro I'm telling you this

39:13

kind of goes on. Bro there's like a rash

39:15

or something. Really? I should probably take this off. Let me see.

39:18

We're just like... Oh it is. Stop scratching it. Stop scratching

39:20

it. It is a little bit bumpy. It is a little bit bumpy. Rub

39:22

it with your T-shirt. Let me see. Do

39:25

not do that. Don't rub it. Smack it a little bit. Yeah

39:27

you can smack it. You can wash it in the bathroom if

39:29

you want. You can have a big heart. No rub it with

39:31

your not this part but your T-shirt. I don't know. Cause

39:34

that helps. I feel like a rarity that works. I can't get to

39:36

it. Huh? Should

39:41

we wait for something else? That coffee is good. Oh can

39:43

I have some? Can I have some, bro? Bro.

39:46

You drank it already? Yeah. How

39:49

far are we into this? The

39:52

fuck? We've been doing this for 40 minutes already? What's

39:54

that? 40 minutes? 40 minutes? No

39:56

way. You're tripping. I'm going to have to... Alrighty. 40

39:58

minutes? minutes So

40:02

why didn't you join huh, why

40:04

don't you join join what soccer soccer

40:07

Lee I'm there for the subs You

40:10

guys need a sub I'm there like 16

40:12

bucks. They said for like a day. Yeah, I'll be there for a

40:16

You think you're gonna be a sub what

40:19

may plug one? He's

40:23

so bad fully not I can fill in for I

40:25

get fill in for mr. Cripple over there I'm

40:30

playing back now. Yeah, cuz I can't run anymore.

40:32

So I just sit in the back. Oh shit

40:34

I'm the middle of the waves for like I'm

40:36

the middle. I'm making my plays bro. Oh for

40:38

real you playmaker You're sure you'll boost guy play

40:40

make chavi and yes, that's you You

40:43

said watch my eye. I got a little bit

40:45

a little back one little flavor Right

40:49

behind me. Okay. Thank you Tucker here right? Thank

40:51

you Tucker right here. The back leg sweep. He's

40:53

running right here He's making the run Oh,

40:55

I'm going them Donna. Is it crazy? I

41:01

just followed that whole

41:03

play in my head that made complete that was

41:06

crazy. How are you stopping that? You know, I'm not

41:08

I'm not that's why I'm on his team and on

41:10

the opposite team Actually,

41:13

huh trying to get scattered dude, yeah,

41:15

dude, I almost got it. Yeah I

41:20

mean I played growing up. Oh, okay fast

41:22

fuck. What do you mean? You almost got it today? Oh,

41:25

you want to tell them? Oh, so today we hit

41:27

the fields, you know, a little warm-up get a blood flowing Kick

41:30

the ball around carry came with the football,

41:32

right? We started to kick

41:34

Phil goals right when this guy stepped up

41:37

a scout walked up Yeah, he was

41:39

on the phone at the gate on the

41:41

phone literally talking like under his breath watching

41:44

us watching us Why

41:47

do you guys play soccer football? He's trying to

41:49

get fiddles. Yeah, I bangs a fucking 35 yard with

41:54

the guy Like

41:57

he's impressed right and he's there for like

41:59

one hour just Watching us yeah, yeah, this

42:01

guy's fucking killing. Oh, okay. What does 65?

42:06

This guy never approached you guys Bro

42:15

miss a lot. Oh yeah, dude. Yeah, it was a bad

42:17

day. He had a brace on the knee It

42:20

was too much, bro. I'll kick it 40 yards break. He can't

42:22

do that. I'm like 40 yards Oh

42:27

I need booted it like it was going in

42:29

but okay. It didn't go in we

42:32

thought it was the range it

42:34

was okay in there Yeah, the

42:37

range was there but like way wide

42:39

Yeah, and then it would just be like perfectly

42:41

straight and a little short. He had it dude

42:43

Yeah, also the football is flat. That's probably why

42:45

you think it's got a heavy dude heavy ball

42:47

hurt I tried putting it did not like it.

42:49

Yeah. Nope All right Like

42:59

Pick a leaner boy crazy

43:12

I'm gonna you know right above the goalkeeper has to

43:14

reach up the little bar Top

43:20

left corner that's crazy Okay,

43:22

thanks. I had to forget If

43:26

he's barely gonna miss you I'm

43:29

gonna be right there. You already have I

43:33

Got all these goals lined out. It's so cool First

43:37

game we're gonna be circle 10th goal.

43:39

Yeah for the demon on payout. Oh,

43:41

wait, they like our favorite goal Arizona

43:52

for this though, because I don't

43:54

understand your terms fucking into his own

43:56

now session guys. So is your best goal? What?

44:00

What was your best goal? It's

44:06

the one where he went like...

44:08

Ohhh! He threw

44:10

up the initials for his girl at the

44:13

time! She was a... Yeah! Five

44:15

years ago. Oh, thank you. She wasn't even at

44:17

the game. She wasn't even at the

44:20

game. I don't

44:22

even know. I don't even know. What

44:25

did she just say? I put down

44:27

to get her phone, she smacked my top, and

44:30

she was like, your tip was all up in

44:32

my space. Yo! And

44:35

he's smacked it? Yo! Don't

44:39

let them finish their combos. Don't let

44:41

them finish their combos. Fourth goal? Would

44:45

you rather date someone with

44:47

zero experience or a lot of

44:50

experience? A

44:53

lot of dating experience. Does that mean

44:55

multiple relationships? No, just like

44:57

experience in general. Relationship,

44:59

sex, everything. Or zero of

45:01

that. Probably experience. Yeah, experience. Would

45:07

you rather have someone with more experience? Like

45:09

how much experience are we talking? We're talking

45:11

about like, hella bodies. How many bodies? Hella

45:14

bodies. What are you

45:16

doing? What are you doing? Hold up, hold

45:18

up. You say that. I literally said a

45:20

lot of experience regarding everything.

45:23

So yes, a lot of bodies too. But

45:25

like, you have a lot of like, sexual experiences that I

45:27

have in a lot of bodies though. That's what I'm trying

45:29

to... Can we break it up?

45:32

If you're saying bodies though. You

45:35

know what though? Let's break it up. You

45:37

got me there. Yeah, but if you're saying bodies because

45:39

you are a game master, what are you trying to say?

45:41

Body? No, but because you're technically right, experience doesn't

45:43

mean a lot of bodies. Like you

45:45

have no, but like in a way it does because think about

45:47

it. If you have a lot of

45:49

experience with one person, you're just going to have

45:51

experience with that just one person. So is that

45:54

really a variety of experience? How many bodies?

45:56

Just give me that number. Ball park. Big

45:59

ball park is... Like 88 88 bodies

46:08

Shot Ever

46:20

since Anna Shonda came out Anyone

46:31

else want to answer the question? No, we go first mr.

46:33

Big pickle That

46:38

I think I actually would pick the person more experienced I

46:40

think it'd be hard to have someone with no

46:42

experience, okay I'm not I'm not about sex. I'm

46:45

talking in terms of relationship. Yeah, I'm not gonna

46:47

lie I was gonna say I feel like I've

46:49

been in the situation where I was the one

46:51

with no too little experience not

46:54

being in a relationship but almost being in a relationship and I felt

46:56

like I

46:58

felt like it was kind of hard Cuz

47:01

like they knew what to do or they knew how

47:03

to handle certain things and I didn't and when I

47:05

think about roles reversed I don't think I'd want that.

47:08

Can you give us a example? Just like what fights

47:10

like something like that or like communication Like I didn't

47:12

really know what to say or what to do But

47:14

it wasn't until like later on where I was like,

47:16

oh this is what you're supposed to do This is

47:18

how you handle things and I felt like roles reversed

47:21

now if like I had to deal

47:23

with me Back then I would

47:25

be kind of sick of it because you sometimes you kind of have

47:28

to tell somebody What they're doing wrong if

47:30

they don't know what they're doing wrong. Yeah, and I

47:32

wouldn't want that I think when it comes to know

47:34

know Like

47:36

the page your honor now people with

47:39

no experience. I feel like the initial

47:42

Reasoning in a fight is like I'm right always right exactly

47:44

exactly Exactly anything I want to

47:46

deal with that now, so I'd probably go experience.

47:48

No Yeah, I feel like it'd be a lot

47:50

easier to flow and like learn each other I'm

47:53

taking I'm taking experience. Yeah dinner

47:55

with JG. That's a great fucking happy

48:00

That's me though No

48:15

situation Time

48:20

looking Johnny Depp Oh

48:22

and dinner with JZ after I'm time Johnny

48:29

Zero nothing. Yeah, I think Johnny Depp.

48:31

Wait, she's game master He's

48:35

a pea. Okay. Um, okay think about

48:37

all the relationship experience you've had some regular

48:39

day. You're a guy Yeah, like this

48:41

dude. Yeah, I mean regular guy. You

48:44

guys like the guy you're interested in. Okay, you

48:46

really like well Not Johnny Depp is what I'm

48:48

saying. No, yeah Yeah, no, okay prime time

48:50

she likes him. Okay, but anyways if that's

48:52

out of the fucking

48:54

question Handsome

49:04

fella can't complain zero zero zero a lot a

49:06

lot a lot. Yeah, it's two ends

49:08

of the spectrum There

49:11

was With Gail Lewis,

49:14

I don't want to go with a guy with like a hundred bodies

49:16

Yeah, I feel that very valid on both.

49:18

He's like a new man. I think I'll have to go

49:20

zero experience He's new man. What do you mean? Like he's

49:22

like leaving all that behind. No. Yeah, you leave all that

49:24

behind for you. I Don't

49:27

believe it Hey,

49:33

what's up, what do you think? We're very religious.

49:35

That's even worse somehow Okay,

49:37

okay. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm just

49:39

kidding. I just have a thing. Okay, I grew

49:41

up Christian I just have a

49:43

thing for like people being like, oh, I'm holy now

49:45

and like Therefore using that

49:48

to like shit on other people. Yeah. Okay. Oh,

49:50

I've seen it too I think a lot of

49:52

the most like precious people that you come across

49:54

usually time to be religious Yeah, but like you

49:56

and it's usually Christian and they like push it on

49:58

you and like judge you for it I can see that. I

50:00

can see that. What was the question?

50:02

Yeah, I think I would choose zero experience. You would

50:04

rather have a guy with zero experience. But

50:07

you don't think a guy with like zero relationship...

50:10

I mean it obviously comes with the downsides.

50:12

Yeah. For like the lesser of two evils,

50:14

I'm pickin'. But you also like... I'm

50:16

just playing devil's advocate. The other guy though

50:18

with the hunter bodies relating to experience, all

50:20

that. He knows where to bring you

50:22

flowers though. He knows how to communicate. He knows

50:25

how to calm... like communicate with me. I

50:27

was talking about the bare

50:29

fuckin' minimum. No, no, no, but

50:31

that's not necessarily true. Also

50:33

at the same time though with all that

50:35

experience, he could be

50:37

a master manipulator. Yeah. What if

50:40

in this situation he is just like, why are you

50:42

not gonna jump to the level of his heart? Yeah,

50:44

I was approaching him from a good standpoint. Like at

50:46

our age, this guy has had like five

50:48

girlfriends, a hundred bodies. No, no, he doesn't

50:50

have five girlfriends. Did he have five girlfriends? Like we're

50:52

talking about a lot of experience. You're a day master.

50:54

Well dude, the love of your life that you're trying

50:56

to be with or what is it? What is it?

50:58

Yes. Both are the love of your life. It's

51:00

just one that has zero bodies and

51:02

zero experience and zero relationship experience and

51:04

the other has all of it. Okay,

51:07

I'm going zero everything though. Yeah, I'm just the

51:09

love of my life. If

51:12

I could pick neither, let me know. But if

51:14

I had to pick one, then zero everything. Okay,

51:16

yeah. You said love of my life? Yeah,

51:19

love of my life, zero everything. Zero. Wait,

51:21

what were they? What were they? What

51:23

were they? Is there the possibility that

51:25

they could be plotting? Is that what you're

51:27

also trying to say? Yeah, of course. Oh my God. On

51:29

both sides? This question sucks.

51:32

Okay, zero everything. Zero

51:34

everything? Zero everything. Well,

51:36

even the one with no experience could be trying to

51:38

play you, you never let me know. There's possibilities everywhere.

51:41

Maybe she did it with you and it's like, wow, this

51:43

is amazing. I want to do this with other people. Okay.

51:47

See, that's something I was thinking about. Maybe

51:49

somebody of darker show. I would say, wooh.

51:51

She'll never leave that in kind of. I

51:53

would say, I would say zero

51:56

except, I was going to say

51:59

zero except I thought, come. him up in my head

52:01

I'm like okay what if this person was your

52:03

experience wants to experience something more because they they

52:05

have never tried anything else right so they're gonna

52:07

have that thought like it's a very normal what

52:09

I fucking said man but you would tell me

52:11

shut the fuck up it's very normal for people

52:13

with experience to even have thoughts like that right so

52:15

imagine somebody would know what it would have been

52:17

I just said you they would unlock you

52:19

with you and they're like yo baby I

52:22

want to go experience it with somebody else

52:24

but if I could manipulate them give me

52:26

experience and you know what you

52:29

have in

52:31

your head I'm gonna do experience

52:34

what? Devin stop flitting on me I'm

52:36

gonna do experience I'll take an experience

52:38

I'll take an experience I'll

52:41

take an experience influence the game master yeah

52:43

your own rules okay wait I literally then

52:46

listen to my rules okay go ahead go

52:48

ahead go ahead okay okay basically

52:50

oh my god I repeated myself like

52:52

about four times last time last time

52:54

last time your experience everything

52:57

okay a

53:00

lot of experience everything relationship

53:02

wise and in that

53:06

aspect and romantic aspect everything and

53:09

the love of my life either

53:11

one because one of them are

53:13

the love of your life yes

53:15

sure no that's the person

53:17

you're gonna marry final answer experience

53:20

more experience violence and more experience

53:24

say good answer yeah 0

53:35

wow more experience more experience

53:39

wait no matter how

53:41

old you get I feel like that dude's always gonna

53:43

have like a very high school

53:50

view of like whatever you guys do

53:52

like he's gonna get jealous easily until

53:54

you talk to him and calm him

53:56

down and realize yo this is a normal thing in

53:58

relationships Like you're gonna have to

54:01

tell that dude. Oh, this is normal or oh next

54:03

time you feel like this talk to me about this

54:05

Yeah, honestly, like you know, yeah, it

54:07

just Like

54:10

just seems like the more

54:12

peaceful option for me somehow Yeah,

54:15

peace of mind. Right now. They might do them.

54:17

I know it comes with this downside It's like

54:19

I'm probably gonna fuck this guy up because of

54:22

my I could just know that you're the one and

54:24

his past is his past Yeah, or

54:26

he wants to do with every other girl After

54:29

he gets with you, but but oh

54:31

but so never mind because you

54:34

unlocked that part of him Are

54:36

you guys both the love of each other's lives or she

54:39

just love my life? Why

54:41

does that matter because then then with a

54:44

guy or girl with a lot of experience I

54:46

could get play She could get play Both

54:49

are each other's love of your life. You won't get played Okay,

54:53

but you can still get played by the love of your life No

54:58

Master Exactly, but

55:00

I feel like if someone was a love of my

55:02

life, I would never want to play them Yeah, right

55:05

and vice versa, but in

55:07

this world, you know, the world we live

55:09

in so you never know I've had

55:11

I've loved lots of people but if it

55:14

was like the fucking love of my life

55:16

Then like I wouldn't buy them or not

55:18

that I have played people wait I

55:31

Said your experience moving on

55:33

moving on. Yeah. Okay

55:37

period. Let's go Would

55:41

you rather spend the rest of your life

55:44

with two family members or a tight-knit

55:46

friend group? Oh my god, two family members

55:48

two family. That means mom

55:50

and dad Who are the

55:52

family members coming out? Oh, yeah, you could pick

55:58

What is tight knit I

56:00

don't answer this question tiny friend group

56:03

friend group. However Much

56:05

your friend group. We wanted to be she

56:08

didn't specify what the but you pick a friend group,

56:10

huh? You pick family I don't know. I don't know.

56:12

I think family or friends. You don't know he picked

56:16

Respect to people to

56:18

people from within I would pick like my mom and

56:20

dad But then like I only got everybody so far

56:22

though, you know, and then my own that anybody else

56:25

that's a great point They just

56:27

only with me wait rest of my life And

56:30

they live my dad don't like each other

56:36

So You

56:41

can take your brother's Oh like only two of them Billy.

56:43

Yeah, that's not me like it Which one do you like

56:45

the best say right? Like then they're gonna be By

56:48

themselves, which was do you like the best just

56:50

say it. Can you order your brothers? Can I

56:52

order? Yeah Yeah, can I order my brothers? Yeah from

56:54

your favorite to leave? Oh What

56:58

are my brothers? No, I guess No,

57:02

yeah, because what if you take your mom

57:04

and dad away, right? Well,

57:07

you're taking your entire family away if you pick your friend group

57:10

My family's God, but where are they going? What?

57:12

Yeah, that's what I got. Where's my friend? You

57:15

know, there's a fucking drop in dying.

57:17

No, I can't answer where they going.

57:19

Okay, so The

57:23

girl they're not with you For

57:25

the rest of your life you could only pick one Could I

57:27

give you a scenario mister and you tell me if

57:29

it's correct? Yeah, like I moved to the opposite side

57:31

of the world with just my family and I never

57:34

see my friends again Like I never see

57:36

yeah, you think of it like that. You just you can never

57:38

see them again No,

57:43

it says would you rather spend the rest I

57:45

mean You

57:48

can't see nobody ever and they can't see nobody ever

57:50

let's let's say no contact. Yeah, I mean they can't

57:52

see no other They're just with you there

57:54

entire life Yeah, but you

57:56

can go no, no, they can see other people. Why

57:58

are we having so many rules? Yeah Why you're

58:00

gonna be so complicated keep the pen

58:02

the rest of my life with

58:05

my two family members or my tight-neck friend group

58:08

How are they gonna go see everybody if I'm gonna be with them

58:10

all the time? Well,

58:14

I say we throw the fucking would you rather

58:16

not the way we are not made Okay, yeah

58:28

Okay, well moving on

58:30

to questions the girl leaves I

58:37

I saw this question a couple times. That's why I wanted

58:39

to ask you guys they're asking how to get a How

58:45

to get a guy to notice me we

58:48

can also do for the girls to how to get Give

58:53

them tips advice everything You

59:02

left would you have this room you

59:04

rip the pen I

59:18

Really fast pee break if you ask me It's

59:22

because Maru said the same thing twice he said

59:25

How to get girls to notice me and then you said how to get girls to

59:27

oh wait never mind No,

59:30

so the first one was how to get guys to notice me for the

59:32

guys Got you answer and then how to

59:34

get girls to noticing for the guys who want to know

59:37

over there Okay,

59:42

no, I definitely did not get it. I

59:44

just got it. We know what I meant Okay

59:50

Okay, so the guys if the

59:52

girls that are watching tips on how to

59:54

get a guy to notice you I don't want to

1:00:00

You guys early on crack right now Say

1:00:05

that again So

1:00:08

for the guys to answer for the girls

1:00:11

Cause you guys are men Got you, got you,

1:00:13

got you So how do you guys are trying to

1:00:15

give the girls watching tips on how to get

1:00:17

a guy to notice you That makes sense, that

1:00:19

makes sense Notice the girl Oh, notice the girl,

1:00:21

okay Yeah Bye

1:00:24

friends Yeah you do No

1:00:26

I don't Okay Yeah you do

1:00:29

Holy fuck You're feeling like a notice

1:00:31

you Daisy Alright Just

1:00:34

look at my eyes When you speak to

1:00:36

them So you got

1:00:38

them ocean blues I got them like poopy browns you

1:00:40

know So Sean said eye

1:00:42

contact Nice Eye contact

1:00:44

does go a long way So what kind

1:00:47

of eye contact? Stare

1:00:50

into my eyes For how many seconds? There's

1:00:54

just a lick Does that one have a lick like a girl

1:00:56

gives you? Yeah it's just a lick Like I don't know like

1:00:59

The siren eyes Yeah but how do you describe

1:01:01

it? That's

1:01:04

crazy Y'all he's What

1:01:07

was that? I can promise

1:01:09

you Do not do whatever this man does

1:01:11

You wait for me Like

1:01:14

you must throw up Not

1:01:16

the eyes Are we trying

1:01:18

to attention? Oh fuck let me try again Is

1:01:21

that possible? Crap my butt, okay ready? There you

1:01:23

go Fuck Dude

1:01:26

why are you Are you trying

1:01:28

to do the siren eyes? You look like that

1:01:30

would get done No Yeah

1:01:32

not like that Fuck There

1:01:35

is none Geez I don't know how to describe

1:01:37

the eyes Try to do the doe eyes You

1:01:40

just squinted I can't The eyes are

1:01:42

big not small That's doe eyes dumbass

1:01:46

What do you mean? Siren eyes they like lower

1:01:48

their eyes Doe eyes are big You like till

1:01:50

the girls look at you with siren eyes That's

1:01:53

what I asked you No

1:01:55

I'm crying Fuckin' die I'm just so

1:01:57

passionate about this I

1:02:00

would have to do with you. The

1:02:02

doe eyes. Give me

1:02:04

doe eyes. Doe eyes is bigger than

1:02:06

like this. Give me a

1:02:08

second. Ready ready

1:02:11

ready. And 3, 2, 1. You're

1:02:15

doing that. That's what they are. Scary.

1:02:20

Look at that. Look

1:02:22

up in the corner of their eye like that. No absolutely not.

1:02:26

You look scared. You

1:02:29

look scared. No you're scared. You're

1:02:33

scared. Don't do whatever that guy

1:02:35

just did. Okay so would you do you prefer siren

1:02:37

eyes? No don't. Don't.

1:02:42

What the fuck do you call it? Madison

1:02:44

beer has siren eyes. I think

1:02:46

um who has doe eyes? He did

1:02:48

his research. Wait no who has

1:02:50

doe eyes? You guys doe

1:02:53

eyes bro. Big eyes. Doe

1:02:56

eyes? I would say like ariana grande. That's

1:02:58

doe eyes. That's a good

1:03:00

one. Or

1:03:02

what's your face? And Hathaway? And

1:03:06

Hathaway has doe eyes. They're big. And they look

1:03:08

like? Thank you. Oh

1:03:10

Jennie Igoe is a very like doe eye woman. Jennie Igoe. I

1:03:14

was trying to do that one video right now. That

1:03:16

one video where she seduced you. You were

1:03:18

referencing? No you're not.

1:03:22

That wasn't siren eyes. That's what she

1:03:24

was trying to say. Did you say

1:03:26

Jennie? Igoe has

1:03:28

doe eyes. Oh I thought you said

1:03:30

siren eyes. Oh see how

1:03:32

about that bitch? Both. Anyways.

1:03:38

Let's get back to our

1:03:40

topic. What was the question? What

1:03:42

kind of eyes can I give? Oh that

1:03:44

was not the question. What do girls do

1:03:46

with doe eyes? That was not a part.

1:03:50

What can a guy do to make it look good? If

1:03:53

you want a guy to notice you just say hi. Honestly

1:03:56

you have very much. That's all you

1:03:58

have to say. First

1:04:01

like he'll say hi back. He does it he

1:04:03

won't you know what I think they're like

1:04:05

asking like How to get

1:04:08

him to approach you yeah, like just how

1:04:10

does a girl stand out to you guys? Yes

1:04:13

Like oh honestly you'd be

1:04:15

surprised like right off the bat. You're

1:04:17

far away from them and like It

1:04:23

perfume a good one like yeah, yeah Oh

1:04:26

my god, yeah Hair

1:04:28

shampoo hair. Yeah, the shampoo though Can you know

1:04:30

how shampoo perfume smells a little bit differently like

1:04:33

shampoo smells more like clean perfume

1:04:35

smells more like like those my boys

1:04:37

Yeah, yeah shampoo dude you prefer shampoo.

1:04:39

Yeah, give it a smile. Yeah Hair

1:04:44

what kind of hair do you like nice

1:04:46

hair Oh Pretty

1:04:52

hair, oh, I just got pretty

1:04:54

hair no split ends That's

1:05:01

how that's what do you have

1:05:03

that? You

1:05:12

see how it's not flowing raggedy

1:05:15

like an and all Kind

1:05:17

of You have

1:05:19

to cut off for it not to be like that just the

1:05:21

ends you just have to cut this and It'll

1:05:24

look a lot better, but it looks healthier. Huh? It does

1:05:26

look a lot of you know Wait,

1:05:33

what does he get repaired I'll it'll

1:05:36

grow back. I'll cut it soon guys Oh,

1:05:38

okay. No, I thought like I thought I guess healthy

1:05:40

so you don't have to cut it I mean, wait,

1:05:42

what do you wait? What do you like with the

1:05:45

only way they can repair is oh if I cut

1:05:47

it Yeah, okay. Yeah You

1:05:49

said style style What

1:05:52

kind of stuff something that much of a cool style?

1:05:56

Nice job. Oh, what kind of sound do I like?

1:06:00

Mmm like style that I've seen Can

1:06:04

I guess oh Have

1:06:07

a dope style. Thank you. They're

1:06:09

like the old-fashioned 90s all like white.

1:06:11

Okay. Really dope. Yeah, I like that

1:06:13

style What are you gonna say? You're gonna say

1:06:15

something? What are you? Oh, we were gonna guess your guys's Okay,

1:06:21

uh, black like white top

1:06:23

maybe a sweat with a

1:06:25

Starbucks cup That

1:06:30

was cool. I think the one okay. Yeah, you

1:06:32

never got after a girl like that One

1:06:37

girl You

1:06:42

clearly haven't met the Anishonda Fairy

1:06:46

tales about show me Sal is the

1:06:49

camp loggna type girl was

1:06:51

that camp loggna like highly creators

1:06:54

festival Be

1:06:56

like like No

1:07:05

Be but I'm gonna go dev I'm gonna go like

1:07:11

Blue hair for death like

1:07:14

emo. Yeah pink or blue

1:07:27

Yeah, the early was a good one but

1:07:29

what's earthy bro, I see you with an

1:07:31

earthy queen What does

1:07:33

that mean? Oh, I think

1:07:35

what you wearing leaves like I

1:07:38

think like vibrant colors Going

1:07:49

out right like You

1:07:52

see like the girl and like the

1:07:54

typical like leather jacket miniskirt like knee-high

1:07:56

boots that's just sick,

1:07:58

yeah gold hoops Like by hair?

1:08:00

Yeah. Okay she's very she was clean

1:08:02

Sheila get in the pen it but a

1:08:04

database it. Done. And. That you

1:08:07

have. Your

1:08:10

employees com the are in alligator like visitors

1:08:12

model. I've. Done that. I'll say it like. More

1:08:14

than have a say I feel like a little nice

1:08:16

like our feelings over them because like I'm going to

1:08:18

use on i think your spouse dope right? like I

1:08:20

would you like oh my god that is so say

1:08:23

you have your own on yourself. And

1:08:28

your life. I think the difference is is if

1:08:30

you go that's have a girl outside and he

1:08:32

doesn't have a girl you mentioned earlier. The black

1:08:34

jacket me a knee high boots feel like I'd

1:08:36

be more inclined to go to heard in the

1:08:38

skater broke some or intimidated by the saw no

1:08:41

I for it is what titles and what isn't

1:08:43

about up and all know. It's a guy

1:08:45

Yeah it's the stated What about Double

1:08:47

O has been eating? I don't I

1:08:49

feel like a lot of them just

1:08:51

independent to gas gas piracy line melee

1:08:53

like city we got side adolescent the

1:08:55

that a get drunk and be lit

1:08:58

you know I mean for and were

1:09:00

like the other girl I feel like

1:09:02

she's made are so it should be

1:09:04

more approachable. Unload is the version ceilings

1:09:06

hills you mean when I like I

1:09:08

wouldn't hold the fuck off in audience

1:09:10

sees a political something about our societies

1:09:13

and I have no. Time ago and

1:09:15

now you have the floor to say

1:09:17

waves on with and sagna. Move on

1:09:19

to Miriam Visit on sale now and

1:09:21

I have argued that. You

1:09:25

guys leave us a list of like

1:09:28

a sauna man. That. You feel

1:09:30

like unapproachable. And. Approachable and

1:09:32

se aston. More like is very intimating

1:09:34

when he comes over to say was subs

1:09:36

uses I saw soon as. Soon

1:09:39

as an Oscar winner talking about society

1:09:41

know what a reason looks on approach

1:09:43

of my mother you don't wanna again

1:09:45

neutral. So

1:09:48

like I wouldn't I wouldn't get what you're

1:09:50

saying and me into. intimate

1:09:52

in a bid away don't like that active still

1:09:55

bad you're like whoa yeah like my out like

1:09:57

i said earlier i think the odds are black

1:09:59

Legging I would that's someone who I wouldn't want

1:10:01

to approach period but the skater girl. I feel

1:10:03

like it's just intimidating in a good way What

1:10:07

is it the dudes Probably

1:10:12

them fashion dudes. Mmm.

1:10:14

No one's that listen to Ken Carson They

1:10:18

wear the Tim they got the Tim Carhartt

1:10:23

jacket. Yeah, and they got the

1:10:25

tote bag and the tote bag baggy jacket.

1:10:27

They look good But

1:10:30

they're intimidating just cuz I'm like they're probably making

1:10:32

fun of my outfit in their head right now

1:10:39

That's why I could never be with a fashion dude like

1:10:41

I just think they're like flaming my fit in their

1:10:43

head Are

1:10:54

you gonna say the same thing or what kind of salad I

1:10:56

was like thinking I think like Could

1:10:59

you approach the fashion dude? I think

1:11:01

so. I'm like thinking about it I

1:11:03

think you would look good with the fashion

1:11:05

dude. Oh, but like sometimes they're just like

1:11:07

a lot, you know But I'm thinking like

1:11:09

a tall skater boy. Mmm, who has like

1:11:11

nice hair. We talk about like that. Oh, we talk

1:11:13

about the Dickey's Cuff pants

1:11:16

with the van with the with the bands on come in

1:11:20

Like I don't know. I don't know. I just have like a

1:11:22

vision. I think I have the same vision. Okay Scruffy

1:11:26

look no Baggy,

1:11:29

maybe Like beanie just

1:11:31

a very small beanie on the top, you know,

1:11:33

I mean flowy hair flowy hair shirt

1:11:38

the usual No,

1:11:41

yeah, it fits them some like

1:11:43

just right Yeah

1:11:58

You You

1:12:01

know, we're no Jordan. Yeah, scared boys. I'm wearing

1:12:03

Jordan. Yeah, I Don't

1:12:07

know just like a really cute guy Wait,

1:12:14

why'd you say earlier that you think uh, fashion dudes

1:12:16

are like a little bit too much like what do

1:12:18

you mean by that? Like

1:12:21

sometimes they're just not doing it right or like sometimes

1:12:23

it just like too high maintenance for me Like I

1:12:25

wouldn't want to be with a

1:12:27

guy who's like so High

1:12:29

maintenance because I'm not that high maintenance

1:12:35

Why why why we're

1:12:37

being prejudiced right now, I don't know I'm trying to think like I

1:12:42

Mean like what like there's like different

1:12:44

types of like fashion dudes, you know I'm

1:12:46

saying yeah I'm talking like typical ones like Rodeo

1:12:48

Drive fashion dudes What

1:12:52

the fuck Oh

1:12:57

My god Play

1:13:00

it's late. I'm not gonna answer

1:13:03

that Yeah,

1:13:10

it's there and like there's like other like

1:13:12

hypey like morose morose Avenue Shops

1:13:16

the vintage places they do the top of interest

1:13:18

places the one we made earlier like the baggy

1:13:20

pants the Tim's the Tim's

1:13:22

those types of these ones. So Rodeo Drive is

1:13:24

another one in LA or something. Yeah. Yeah We're

1:13:30

kind of up now a little bit No,

1:13:36

yeah some of the clothes I'd be looking

1:13:38

at it's so cute, but I'm like damn I would never spend

1:13:40

that much on us On a

1:13:42

t-shirt. Yeah Fashion dudes would

1:13:44

go ahead. Yeah for them

1:13:46

though. They're probably up. Okay, um If

1:13:51

you could switch minds with each other in

1:13:53

this table, who would you pick Mario Mario?

1:13:56

And why I make you can I make you like

1:13:58

probably more? Mind

1:14:00

it. No strong like Like

1:14:04

more confident, yeah You

1:14:06

don't think I'm confident. I think you You

1:14:13

know what I mean I'm

1:14:16

not even talking about Strong-minded

1:14:19

in terms of you don't let things get to you.

1:14:21

You don't let other people get to you That's

1:14:24

if I could like help you or am I just

1:14:26

like hold up. I'm just switching mine. We're not you're

1:14:28

not You're just like saying what they think

1:14:30

like I was asking you're gonna do the blowing in their

1:14:32

mind and you're not you're not going In with your

1:14:34

mind. You're just seeing how they like

1:14:37

a function and operate. You're not tweaking anything

1:14:39

I probably I think sage what? My

1:14:44

big sage me, you know what I'm picking

1:14:46

Cynthia why I don't know what it's like

1:14:48

to be high 24 I Think

1:14:57

Devin Devin Nick, could you pick

1:15:01

me? Why it's one of you two I'm trying to think

1:15:03

I Already have my

1:15:05

answer I'm

1:15:09

picking a big in Mario. I do

1:15:11

who do you pick? I'll pick Sean so

1:15:14

I couldn't read his manipulation book he has

1:15:20

Why do you okay not even ask why I

1:15:22

know I know our chat I'm taking sage Sean

1:15:34

why Wow three votes for

1:15:37

Sean. He's very like calm guy I

1:15:39

want to know how much brain not

1:15:41

much my final target You're

1:15:44

just mad people didn't pick you Open

1:15:50

book we already know all your thoughts 24-7

1:15:56

you don't even know your own thought probably Scared

1:16:00

to go in your head. That's why I don't

1:16:02

want to even go in it. There's too much

1:16:04

there I'll yeah too much to unpack. I feel

1:16:06

like it'd be just not gonna be fun Running

1:16:10

around like on fire. That's you would suck out Brain

1:16:22

it's like a storm in there. But when I

1:16:24

imagine Shawn's it's like a library Oh,

1:16:27

it's like a metal. It's like organized. Oh,

1:16:29

we do that right now. What do you

1:16:31

think? Live

1:16:36

with that guy empty room

1:16:38

empty room. No, it's like a fucking room

1:16:42

that you Know

1:16:45

I mean, it's like the guys in the white box.

1:16:47

Yeah Yeah,

1:16:51

I feel like you're just like the DVD hit in

1:16:53

the corner and changing color I

1:17:00

Just happening, you know, that's a good

1:17:02

really like yeah, I think Devin is

1:17:04

just like a room full of light lights Like

1:17:07

like rave lights for some reason A

1:17:13

lot of like nervous stuff.

1:17:15

I feel like who you okay like

1:17:19

lights but then The

1:17:22

lights start flickering every once in a while Yeah,

1:17:27

they're offered to know. Yeah, like

1:17:29

nobody's home and

1:17:31

maybe like a few shadowy figures. Oh When

1:17:35

the light go off, it's that dude in the corner that's Yeah,

1:17:42

I like a bunch of

1:17:44

like thoughts like flying through Like

1:17:47

you know what? You know what? You know what? I

1:17:49

feel like his is a bunch of paper airplanes like

1:17:51

all just going in and out Like

1:17:57

ADHD I'm

1:18:00

a monster what kind of monster hiding

1:18:03

behind a locked like the anishonda me You

1:18:07

think there's a monster hiding behind the locked door? Mm-hmm.

1:18:09

What does that mean for your thoughts? I think you're

1:18:13

You have a little happy character in your mind. Yeah, and

1:18:15

he's like, but don't go behind that door Yeah,

1:18:30

yeah, yeah, I could totally see that. You know what

1:18:32

that's actually good, right? I think that's pretty good Yeah,

1:18:34

you know, I really good at like you're like I

1:18:36

got the perfect image of my fucking head It's just

1:18:38

like like a zoom in straight to that character everything

1:18:41

is dark like don't go by And

1:18:43

it's just like yeah, yeah, I could get up a

1:18:45

little bit. I'm just like no, okay Sage

1:18:52

I think you're such a happy dude. I

1:18:54

don't like I'd love

1:18:56

to be in that had stages. I see

1:18:58

a dude like on a chair kind of

1:19:00

like kicking back like this playing kadama It's

1:19:08

just that one person everything else is dark I think

1:19:12

But I think it's just fully locked away like it's dealt

1:19:14

with yeah You

1:19:16

know, I'm at the stage like I'm gonna some

1:19:19

dude just hoop in and doesn't care. Yeah Just

1:19:22

like homies like headphones in just you know

1:19:25

Have you guys seen that guy that goes around hooping

1:19:27

in weird places like he's just dribbling in weird places

1:19:31

Yeah, he's like he's like When

1:19:34

you're the hooper in the friend group or something like

1:19:36

that and he's like hooping on the freeway Yeah, and

1:19:38

then he's like you like dribbling in a library and

1:19:40

these dribbling you never seen that No, I gotta send

1:19:42

it to you. That's cool. Just some dude who been

1:19:44

that we going I like that one. So I

1:19:47

imagine stages to be just like still water

1:19:49

and there's like a couple traps like That's

1:19:51

a great. That's a great water. That's a good

1:19:53

way to put it on. There's a shark Something

1:19:57

dark in the water. I'm scared. What is my

1:19:59

head? Like I see nature

1:20:01

when I see nature and you

1:20:03

talking to him. I love that and

1:20:05

wow blowtorch in the back. What is Is

1:20:10

he gonna destroy my sport Do

1:20:15

it the blowtorch every time you come close to

1:20:23

I'm nervous. Okay. Wait, I think it's

1:20:25

cuz like mm-hmm I've known

1:20:27

you since you were young and so

1:20:29

like I see like an image of

1:20:32

like your inner child like play You

1:20:34

put your poop everywhere If

1:20:41

I think about my my younger self sometimes

1:20:43

bring you back to like Because

1:20:50

the Argentina having a lot of poop Like

1:20:53

what does that not bring you a little bit like security? No,

1:20:56

but that's dogshit though. Yeah No

1:21:04

On the ground right you ever like like I

1:21:06

miss Argentina miss like you guys really No,

1:21:09

I don't correlate our you see not to shit

1:21:12

everywhere Honest thing

1:21:14

of your brain would be you in

1:21:16

nature Like a

1:21:18

very beautiful place, but I think they're

1:21:20

like some bad thing hornets know some

1:21:22

bad like figure making you guys are

1:21:25

insecure when you're not supposed to That's

1:21:27

why I think I have it. I mean like

1:21:29

when you're not supposed to feel insecure But like

1:21:31

I think showing you a mirror of you looking

1:21:34

into the mirror. Yeah, and the mirrors are not

1:21:36

completely bad No,

1:21:41

he read me like a fucking book I have

1:21:43

it what I have it Sean's

1:21:45

on the dot But I'm gonna say this you live

1:21:48

in a nature world You're like running through like the

1:21:50

grass butterflies following you all this But

1:21:52

there's like a ruler of the world and he's a bad person and

1:21:54

you don't go near his castle Yeah,

1:22:00

we... We far,

1:22:02

we far We

1:22:06

far? It's just Cynthia

1:22:09

herself painting a bunch of shit and there's

1:22:11

like in a very artsy room with

1:22:13

a bunch of like artistry around

1:22:15

her Really? Maybe

1:22:18

there's cookies and weed too, always, always

1:22:21

I see you drawing with Ted

1:22:23

the bear by your side I have Cynthia Ted,

1:22:26

Ted, yeah And

1:22:29

then every so often he turns into a really

1:22:31

mad angry bear And we fight and I rip his

1:22:33

head off And we go back to

1:22:35

painting And every

1:22:37

time you finish your drink, a new 40 pops in your head

1:22:41

And there's like a door in the room when

1:22:43

you open that door It's like an LMFAO party

1:22:46

Yeah, that's like what I'm thinking

1:22:48

Also, there's windows, a bunch of windows and they're

1:22:50

cracked open and there's wind flowing in And the papers

1:22:52

are ruffling with the wind The artist's

1:22:55

paper I'm here right now

1:22:57

What was, why was it in the white room?

1:23:00

I'm good I'm in the white room So,

1:23:04

have you seen the picture of the kid eating a banana

1:23:06

and there's like master structure behind him So

1:23:10

he's like, he has glasses on, he's

1:23:12

just chilling He's eating a banana Yeah,

1:23:14

that's with you for sure He's just

1:23:16

chilling That's so valid

1:23:20

I'm gonna do a little twist on it Instead it's like you in an artsy

1:23:22

room, like you're just like painting headphones on and then like bunch of

1:23:25

shit going on It's like going on? Damn,

1:23:28

period That one girl

1:23:30

is so valid And there's like

1:23:33

a cloud on fire Sage,

1:23:36

what size brace would you do? Stand

1:23:39

by and watch the whole comment Seven Seven,

1:23:42

I think? Three

1:23:44

fourths No,

1:23:46

you think I'm eight? You think

1:23:48

I'm eight? I'm

1:23:51

a eight What are you in?

1:23:54

Sorry, I had to do this now because this is like an

1:23:56

ordered thing Last question of the night Last

1:23:58

question Did you

1:24:00

fucking roasted me for Secretaries

1:24:12

from like what the 70s would be like

1:24:14

crashed out with coffee at their desk with

1:24:16

like a cigarette and like there's like files

1:24:18

Everywhere a bunch of shit like in a

1:24:20

box and there's like with the box

1:24:22

playing in the back With

1:24:25

like Yeah

1:24:27

the box. Oh wait, dude.

1:24:29

That's so valid. Oh my god.

1:24:31

What'd you say the box on

1:24:33

repeat? And

1:24:37

it's like all of us like getting lit in

1:24:39

the room with you But you're like doing

1:24:41

my shit that I was right now

1:24:43

before we started screaming yelling about fucking

1:24:45

snowboarding Well, I'm trying to tell you

1:24:47

like downing like I

1:24:53

See you taking a bag with you younger self Kick

1:24:57

in a bag. Yeah, like it's all Didn't

1:25:00

know I was back. It's all kicking it back kicking

1:25:02

it back my little my little self down That's how

1:25:04

I saw my do yeah, I think it's

1:25:06

gonna someone childhood Then it

1:25:09

sucks in the next room. Yeah And

1:25:13

that room is just me kicking it yeah,

1:25:15

yeah, thanks soccer playing soccer and

1:25:18

there's always playing music nonstop in your head Yeah,

1:25:21

not in the soccer room though Except

1:25:23

the soccer room. Yeah I'm

1:25:26

a dream about that tonight Good

1:25:28

one. Hey, I have something what okay.

1:25:30

Have you heard? Okay, do you guys listen to dream?

1:25:32

I know yeah Yeah, yeah I love it. What if

1:25:34

you tell somebody in your dream that they're not real

1:25:36

How do you think that it would happen like how

1:25:38

would that plan out? Oh, no someone is I

1:25:41

cannot you wait I will sometimes that aren't like

1:25:45

Your friends or something like that. They are real though

1:25:48

No, what if you go to me like hey, you know, you're not

1:25:50

real, right? Oh You

1:25:52

mean like when you lose a dream like sometimes

1:25:54

like if it's somebody that's also lucid dreaming no

1:26:00

If you have oh like you're in my dream, but like

1:26:02

they're in your dream, so they're not real So you're like

1:26:04

you're like you know you're not really like yeah, how do

1:26:06

you know we go? I don't know I don't think they

1:26:08

just like flipped out on you. Yeah, I know that's not

1:26:10

like what they're just like Try to try it.

1:26:12

You know I've actually done that before this is a dream

1:26:14

I had and I did that can you read it?

1:26:16

But you read it you said that they're not really

1:26:18

if you want you don't even know I'll read it You

1:26:21

don't know they were real story time. What are you

1:26:23

talking? Oh my god, it's kind

1:26:25

of cringe. No, I want to read it. It's kind

1:26:27

of cringe. Okay When

1:26:35

was this this was July 16 2023? Okay. Yeah, okay. I Titled

1:26:41

it the three heroes So

1:26:44

it was me the main dude

1:26:46

the girl which I'm closest with and a third

1:26:48

guy So I already had

1:26:50

a relationship with them anyways There

1:26:53

were tortoises that were stacked on top of each

1:26:55

other and the workers said they can't do anything

1:26:57

about it only way we can Save them is if

1:26:59

we bought each of them because the government funds

1:27:01

them or something I was

1:27:03

super mad because I knew stacking them like that was

1:27:05

little torture for them after It's

1:27:10

kind of weird, okay Why

1:27:16

are we nervous okay, I Was

1:27:18

super mad, okay, I read that already after we

1:27:21

save the tortoises and we broke through the fence

1:27:23

and started speeding I tell

1:27:25

them now for my favorite part We're

1:27:33

locked in okay, well like let me

1:27:35

explain okay So like

1:27:37

after we save the tortoises I still have it

1:27:39

like remember in my head like we literally stole

1:27:41

a car and we have to like break through

1:27:43

a fence Okay, and after I we

1:27:46

did that wasn't I was like, okay now for my

1:27:48

favorite part when we were speeding and then we were

1:27:50

going through like a Field like

1:27:52

a bunch of fields like speeding and I was

1:27:55

like then I told him like I love you

1:27:57

guys repeatedly Because Oh my god, like

1:27:59

I've never felt. That love in a

1:28:01

dream before. Anyways, The

1:28:05

guys hit the wheel. The.

1:28:07

You know I don't have thought

1:28:09

about this or we wouldn't know

1:28:11

it. It's own nine stamps. I

1:28:13

love them. but anyways, if we wound in.

1:28:15

Other words, Was. We weren't as a

1:28:17

reply with every time we sold in

1:28:20

that dream already had history with them.

1:28:22

So we what we were heroes that

1:28:24

we would always see like either animals

1:28:26

are like. Oh, it's even if the

1:28:28

yes. Thought my favorite part was when

1:28:30

we would like right away and like skirt

1:28:32

off into the sunset. Idea

1:28:35

or yes? Yes. Yes,

1:28:37

Resume and. There's. More to it and you will

1:28:40

get it because you can still have the background of

1:28:42

the stuff. I want to read it of us because

1:28:44

of him. Will you know? Aussies? We.

1:28:46

Have. Your the guys that

1:28:48

results. From hesitates because he loki in

1:28:50

love with the with the ground forces

1:28:52

with printing was Julie I saw remember

1:28:54

her name and then he finally says.

1:28:58

I. Love you guys elevator though The guy third

1:29:00

I was invisible at the time but since back

1:29:02

to it's oh thank you sing it to us

1:29:04

and told on idol or this is when I

1:29:07

realize I don't live this life like I'm in

1:29:09

a dream. Sounds like I told em I live

1:29:11

another life but this is my best one and

1:29:13

a wish this was my main one with I

1:29:16

played I would trade anything to make. This may

1:29:18

mean wall. And. I'd That's

1:29:20

how I felt a damn oh my

1:29:22

yeah the hills. And then buddy Julie

1:29:24

says me too. So. The

1:29:26

guy agrees with me like he'd live another life.

1:29:29

Too old for yes and old. like if we

1:29:31

can, can we meet up in the real. One

1:29:33

Oh Veils, And then everyone sees

1:29:35

you as soon as yes everyone sees him as

1:29:38

an even the mean that the wheel and invisible

1:29:40

dude or the passenger but they didn't say anything.

1:29:42

So we have like this understand that this was

1:29:44

in our real life. Yeah.

1:29:47

Anyways, okay now next with our

1:29:49

next adventure. It was busy. Gaga

1:29:52

rates to was our enemy. And

1:29:55

hates so. Yeah,

1:29:57

so basically Julie had an of.

1:30:00

The Path and Lady Gaga has something to

1:30:02

do with the brother me than size. They

1:30:04

they're from Lady Dogs I realized. The

1:30:06

more he I thought of us towards

1:30:08

Saga for been into Julie the more

1:30:11

power receives and to shrink other into

1:30:13

smallness. Says i'm he says.

1:30:16

Michael Mcgee Issue: Trip S. And

1:30:19

then after saving her eyes associate and me some

1:30:21

time in another dimension to take and what happens

1:30:23

emulated. This is not my main life so when

1:30:25

it come back every one is a little grown

1:30:27

outside the house and same they're going back home

1:30:29

cause more has happened while I was gone and

1:30:31

they're tired and there's a bigger danger looming and

1:30:34

him beyond the stomachs. Their. The group of

1:30:36

men when he for as we go back to

1:30:38

allow where a group of scientists are running tests

1:30:40

they decide on specific data to create a best

1:30:42

a I type type of thing someone had to

1:30:44

cheat and how much until he is the that

1:30:46

they have they put in the ass so they

1:30:48

can become the smart as beings. I.

1:30:50

Don't realize is gonna cause chaos but can't

1:30:52

say anything because I noticed do they dream

1:30:55

I set myself back to this current mentioned

1:30:57

by now. And then the

1:30:59

little nicer to miss all that. I wish I could go back

1:31:01

and missing so much we went through so many a better six.

1:31:04

Times when I woke up and I set myself

1:31:06

back at all that okay and you wake up

1:31:08

and you'll wake up some My real life. And

1:31:11

I when it's on my cell bad bro like

1:31:13

the heart rate I thought was a crazy own

1:31:15

that spots like a fucking miss them. Whoa.

1:31:18

Anyways, like me, that I don't mean

1:31:20

Julian Real or. No.

1:31:23

I haven't seen her yet. Known

1:31:25

always one of us. I

1:31:27

was. I was in the middle on

1:31:29

your Joys One of us. That would

1:31:32

be crazy one We saw them. When they know the

1:31:34

lower side. Arm know all

1:31:36

their faces are blurry, but we said

1:31:38

they understood when I literally said. Like.

1:31:41

Not or mainline Dreams of Bird. Was.

1:31:44

Your Mom. So we are. Is like blurry to

1:31:46

and I'm pretty sure they didn't. They look

1:31:48

the same. I don't know maybe they do,

1:31:50

but. I miss him. Because.

1:31:54

All images as little. Mean. Israel

1:31:56

as he knows we're real. You

1:31:59

enter my dreams alive. I dream about you

1:32:01

guys never awkward.

1:32:04

Yeah, what are you doing? Like me doing

1:32:06

what? What kind? Apparently

1:32:15

face after your question a lot of people that

1:32:17

have lucid dreamings and they remember they're in a

1:32:19

dream and they do that It always goes in

1:32:21

a negative way. I'm gonna say yeah

1:32:25

Mine didn't happen like that. But apparently like you

1:32:27

shouldn't do that because it gets scary Yeah,

1:32:30

that's so funny. That's scary. Probably

1:32:32

wake up all like sleep paralyzed

1:32:34

sleep paralysis. Yeah, I've seen Inception Love

1:32:38

the movie. No favorite movie ever. No, I

1:32:40

thought you have cuz what you brought up was kind of

1:32:43

what kind of happened in it, but like they

1:32:45

were in someone's brain and basically,

1:32:48

they like hacked into his subconscious

1:32:50

and like He realized that

1:32:52

they were like you're dreaming sir Like all

1:32:55

these people are your own projections of your

1:32:57

own subconscious like looking back at you and

1:32:59

like the world started shaking and he got

1:33:01

Scared and like they're trying to fight you should watch

1:33:03

this a fire movie. Yeah, it's a great

1:33:05

movie It's about dreaming this up like that. Anyways,

1:33:07

I dream that do be trippy Mm-hmm, you want

1:33:09

to do one more question or before like cuz

1:33:11

he interrupted. Yeah, you want to do that final

1:33:13

question If you guys

1:33:15

want to do it, okay last

1:33:18

question a Girl

1:33:23

version, okay. She carried the

1:33:26

boat Okay,

1:33:35

is it fate to not jump in a fight

1:33:38

to save your friends Oh, are you asking

1:33:40

this cuz of that girl on these that would viral

1:33:42

on the internet for not helping her friend? Yeah, bro.

1:33:44

Fuck her There

1:33:46

is this video there's a girl like British something like

1:33:48

that and like she was saying that She

1:33:51

was outside of like I think she was outside

1:33:53

somewhere and this guy came up to her and

1:33:55

like was hitting on her and Her

1:33:58

Friend stepped in was like, yo. Like

1:34:00

get away like she has a y u whatever

1:34:02

like has taken up with a girl and the

1:34:04

dude ends up being the fuck out of the

1:34:06

friend us that our girl yeah the girl the

1:34:09

girl like is she turns Ross has been airline

1:34:11

I suppose he says as she says i yell

1:34:13

likes you do my you're like whateverist. Supposedly.

1:34:16

Sees beaten her bad and it was two

1:34:18

other girls there and neither them like stepped

1:34:20

in and then the girl who like told

1:34:23

the story says like oh I didn't really

1:34:25

know her that well though I saw that

1:34:27

leaders reason why since step in and the

1:34:29

when I was going viral. Talk about it

1:34:31

now. Listen, when she was telling the story,

1:34:33

she was like recounting the details. Like little

1:34:35

details the she was literally watching it happen.

1:34:38

You find a hearse, To the plan was

1:34:40

you remember like how it went down. So.

1:34:42

Take it wasn't like issue with a shocker a

1:34:44

d she knew what the fuck, what's happening Role

1:34:46

like that's crazy to me. To this a fight

1:34:49

with friends or fight in general. Was

1:34:51

this is because you're gross motor? I'm.

1:34:56

Is. A fake to not jump in a fight for your friends.

1:34:59

I think it has or this. Oh

1:35:01

right being said, feet. On

1:35:04

as any. Other. Situation on. The app

1:35:06

that allows a rousing to bring out the office. But

1:35:09

like I think, like. If

1:35:11

they were to our friends both state could have

1:35:13

taken that man down with i don't care how

1:35:15

fucking song a man as well as it's like

1:35:18

three Rolls Royces. It was three girls oh if i

1:35:20

like I was going to them but the what the one

1:35:22

was getting beat on the news to other ones that which

1:35:24

is why is. She was getting beat like that.

1:35:26

I would do my best to forget do

1:35:28

anything like I was start biting, scratching my

1:35:30

head employees and like something. and if is

1:35:32

three crazy girls like that like going crazy

1:35:35

on what I do A Deadly B B

1:35:37

M sound effects A girl didn't do anything

1:35:39

they can sell mine. Errol: How long?

1:35:41

He just stood up for her.

1:35:43

exactly. as as their mother like

1:35:46

on we ought to she says as they had

1:35:48

heels on to win and all the comments were

1:35:50

like why the fuck you said your your loss

1:35:52

and started stabbing him on you had it on

1:35:54

this but they wouldn't doing ending or something like

1:35:56

she was assaulted by like most parents it's her

1:35:58

thing was like added Anything in a sense

1:36:01

because we weren't really that close. That's what

1:36:03

she had said. Were they still like together though?

1:36:05

Like what is this all three of them? They're like about a

1:36:07

step out or something like that Or they're coming back from somewhere fucking

1:36:09

weird. Yeah, and then you just start speaking to do a story time

1:36:11

on that is so She's

1:36:14

so stupid I think she was like thinking that the

1:36:16

general public would kind of agree with her about not

1:36:19

stepping in which is fucking crazy But she was smiling

1:36:21

throughout the video It's insane like you're talking about a

1:36:23

girl getting brutally fucking abused in front of you and

1:36:25

you're like chill with that like yeah Yeah,

1:36:28

I also believe that though if there's

1:36:30

like three girls around and you're scratching

1:36:32

Biden Also, you guys should be like

1:36:34

screaming to like crazy. Yeah, like anything.

1:36:36

Yeah. Yeah, and even if you're not

1:36:38

involved fucking help Yeah, anything. Yeah, but

1:36:41

in a general sense for your question

1:36:43

I think especially for like dudes like from a

1:36:45

dude angle. I think it depends on what your

1:36:47

friend is fighting for You

1:36:50

know what I mean? What if you don't know what?

1:36:53

I'm hopping in If

1:36:55

I know I'm hopping in no matter what if I

1:36:57

see my friend getting his like do the in a

1:37:00

fight in a fight period I'm hopping in but if

1:37:02

I know what led to that fight and I know

1:37:04

who is my friend That's a little

1:37:06

bit different now once you start getting his ass

1:37:08

beat obviously I'm gonna come in and there's a

1:37:11

difference cuz either you're hopping in and you fighting

1:37:13

back Are you hopping in and you breaking it

1:37:15

up? Yeah, everything's yeah So it depends if I

1:37:17

see from across the room though that my friends

1:37:19

getting beat or he's gonna fight I'm jumping no

1:37:22

matter What yeah, but it's like I see the

1:37:24

whole situation. My friend is escalating it. They're starting

1:37:26

to throw licks How am I

1:37:28

just hang back a little bit just see what happens cuz he's

1:37:30

he was like chilling Yeah, but like we can

1:37:32

we can kind of we can talk about this real

1:37:35

quick. We had a friend who we But

1:37:38

okay, so we had we had friends we have

1:37:41

friends Hold on. Hold up We have friends who

1:37:43

after the bar everyone was drunk and there was

1:37:45

a random girl who was fine with

1:37:47

her man and her man Wouldn't

1:37:49

give her back her phone. So Our guy friends

1:37:52

were like, oh we gotta stick up for her

1:37:54

blah blah and they got into a fight Personally,

1:37:56

I think that's stupid as fuck. I Don't think

1:37:58

you should I Don't think any of our guy

1:38:00

friends the gotten involved in that Unless you see

1:38:02

that man for has on aggro you that is

1:38:04

not your problem. Man.

1:38:06

But he wasn't giving her back. In a long way

1:38:08

to not in matter into not matter at all

1:38:10

yet is your boyfriend okay with that handle as

1:38:12

a little boy will as soon. Mason. But the

1:38:14

thing is though, it's. He

1:38:18

stood up. For the girl know so little those

1:38:20

oh is that I will be no. Will you

1:38:22

charities and and rules And a widow? Easy

1:38:24

to say are friends of friends or friend it

1:38:26

on Was standing up for the girl. she was

1:38:29

literally just like all give her the phone background

1:38:31

and he wouldn't like me and him. For him

1:38:33

it made fun of him were like he was

1:38:35

that he says like I don't know what we

1:38:37

said we just laughed in his face and he

1:38:39

got mad so he. Pulled.

1:38:41

The first. The. Out of are you guys should

1:38:44

not have been involved in the huddle. Will. We

1:38:46

didn't see he would start fighting us because we were laughing.

1:38:48

By no means anybody would do is anybody

1:38:50

I'm not gonna lie if I was are

1:38:52

you in my garage have club and I'm

1:38:54

drunk suit your at outside to a i'm

1:38:56

a size have club is I'm I'm fine

1:38:59

with a girl like praising an argument and

1:39:01

there's two random people what I've had nearing

1:39:03

semi like and know how laughing at first

1:39:05

mod know and especially nowadays want to be

1:39:07

humiliated instead of anybody's on turned around number

1:39:09

be like what the fuck are you guys

1:39:11

looking at do a plain simple do right

1:39:13

now I understand. That but it's like when

1:39:16

you're being this terrible person is situation fast,

1:39:18

them self awareness and like get the fucking

1:39:20

phone died. Or like way by your list. Even

1:39:22

that the like. You. Have agree my

1:39:25

so it it on the other people don't the as

1:39:27

like that guy for instance I think anybody that was

1:39:29

a decent person would be like you know your own

1:39:31

or the roof of your visa be the super know

1:39:33

doing that you know everybody's gonna think like that money

1:39:36

when I think you're the currently thinking about it zoc

1:39:38

i were silly not a good human but also to

1:39:40

deflate pick your battles because why would anyone like going

1:39:42

to fight with that guy and yeah. We're

1:39:45

getting him as a good was a plugin says

1:39:47

or does his the says minutes ago but outward

1:39:49

that person I didn't step in. why would he

1:39:51

step in to a fight like that with this

1:39:53

guy who's. Six. Something huge

1:39:55

to other friend is clearly

1:39:57

go skinny. You're just joining the game. Ask

1:40:00

me for something that you should not and that is

1:40:02

honestly like unfair to him for people to even say

1:40:04

something to him Like oh you didn't step in fuck.

1:40:07

No, why would you step in? Like I do not think he

1:40:09

should have stepped in regardless. So that's it kind of made me

1:40:11

mad, but okay My point was I

1:40:13

don't think They were

1:40:16

like our friend group was looking

1:40:18

to fight until like he

1:40:20

pushed our friend first We

1:40:23

were just laughing. Yeah, I'm so

1:40:25

sorry But like like yes I

1:40:27

was in public fighting with my man

1:40:30

like outside a club and

1:40:32

like we it was just like us fighting and like he took

1:40:34

my Phone and I was asking for a bag. I think Generally,

1:40:37

I'll be like fuck off to anyone who

1:40:39

tried to step in but more got like

1:40:41

violet Okay, but the thing is if he

1:40:43

started like being violent, I would expect you

1:40:45

to jump in All right, like random drunk

1:40:47

ass. Yeah, but you guys forget

1:40:49

also like the girl the friend group The

1:40:52

friend group the girls were literally telling us

1:40:54

like dude like tell him She

1:41:00

was getting us involved because she was like he's

1:41:02

not giving me my phone back blah blah blah

1:41:04

like she was talking to us It's not like

1:41:06

we put ourselves in that situation Like they pulled

1:41:08

us aside and literally said what the fuck was

1:41:10

going on so like I

1:41:12

guess was this right that could be a little

1:41:14

different then because it might have been getting like I Get

1:41:17

your point in that it's not

1:41:19

our problem But I'm trying to

1:41:21

like make it clear that like

1:41:23

nobody put themselves on purpose into

1:41:25

it Like hello there. We're having an

1:41:28

altercation. Can you please? Hey phones taking away, bro?

1:41:30

Oh People

1:41:34

no one thought that man was gonna push us because

1:41:36

we laughed at him once Okay,

1:41:39

they want to do it. I'll set the table and

1:41:41

you're alone with your man We're all

1:41:43

just laughing at laughing at you like kind

1:41:45

of making joy I know you start recording

1:41:47

and you start recording what's that the fights

1:41:49

are going? Oh, okay I'm like, I

1:41:52

just think I wouldn't publicly like

1:41:55

Knowing my man is drunk like that like publicly

1:41:57

just like do that in front People

1:42:00

like when you're in the public anyone can do

1:42:02

anything anyone can laugh at you anything like you

1:42:04

though This look this even goes

1:42:06

for like fighting in general, right? So this is

1:42:08

a okay. No, I'm just saying

1:42:11

that Okay, before you go, let me get my point before

1:42:13

I forget it. If you can't like

1:42:17

you can't blame

1:42:19

us For

1:42:21

laughing. No, I do I do and I'm telling you

1:42:23

what happening in front of us in front of our

1:42:25

eyes, right? You

1:42:28

know, they're publicly fighting like that, right? Literally,

1:42:30

the girlfriends are telling us about what the fuck

1:42:32

is going on and literally to help them. Yes

1:42:35

We like it's like we can laugh like

1:42:37

no It's his fault

1:42:40

for getting mad to the point

1:42:42

where he needed to try to start a fight because

1:42:44

we laugh like that's on him No, for

1:42:46

sure Because we

1:42:48

wanted him to fight us. No, no,

1:42:50

we think yeah stupid Yeah,

1:42:53

agreed but like I think we're

1:42:55

just saying about the fact that

1:42:57

like or that the guys

1:43:00

Jumped in and I think it's

1:43:02

different because you said the girls were asking you guys to

1:43:04

jump in No, I don't like jump in but basically

1:43:06

think I get a phone but also we're

1:43:08

the guys not like poking fun at this

1:43:10

guy Like would you guys not just like

1:43:13

laughing? I know

1:43:15

they were laughing and saying shit They

1:43:17

were yeah Like the way they told it

1:43:19

was not only that though what I'm trying

1:43:21

to say though is like this goes further

1:43:23

than just This because like what I'm trying

1:43:26

to say is nowadays especially You

1:43:28

don't know what people are gonna do especially when

1:43:30

the chicken There's a reasonable way to go out

1:43:32

completely and bro people have gone out for a

1:43:35

lot less like the thing is is like you

1:43:37

got to realize and this goes to the general

1:43:39

question of hopping in fights is like And

1:43:41

I saw a dude Dennis was talking about this shit

1:43:43

too about getting in the fights and especially as a

1:43:46

male nowadays You shouldn't be putting yourself

1:43:48

in situations like that because nowadays people will pull

1:43:50

out a fucking piece Yeah, and let it off

1:43:52

because they don't want to be humiliated You guys

1:43:54

are lucky that that man didn't have something on

1:43:56

him just because it was also him versus a

1:43:59

lot of our friends And he would have

1:44:01

been more than valid pull it out exactly so I'm

1:44:03

saying though is you just got to be aware of

1:44:05

your Surroundings to the point of like yo, there's this

1:44:07

big kind of scary dude Having

1:44:09

this argument with this girl and even though her friends trying to

1:44:12

drag us in Oh, you know y'all should call somebody this isn't

1:44:14

our problem, you know Because like I said, you don't know what

1:44:16

that guy's gonna do that guy could I turn around and punch

1:44:18

you in the face? You know what I mean?

1:44:20

And this sort of been a lot different girls like yeah Now

1:44:23

the second the second agreed though the second that hands

1:44:26

are being touched like that dude is in her face

1:44:28

is the second Step in and be like yo man

1:44:30

relax. Yeah, which I was laughing. Yes. I know people

1:44:32

were in the game Maybe not you um,

1:44:34

but that's what I'm trying to say like you gotta know your time and

1:44:36

place Yeah, okay. We

1:44:39

def I think whatever situations like that happen

1:44:41

you should Do

1:44:43

something about it instead of just turning a blind eye

1:44:45

But I think the way we did go about it

1:44:47

was probably not the best like Nick said Maybe

1:44:50

we could have gotten a security guard. You kind of like that's

1:44:52

what they're there for that's Everybody

1:44:54

when somebody gets called security guard then it's

1:44:56

like oh shit Actually the security guard was

1:44:58

locating it too. But anyways, I was yeah,

1:45:00

he lived. Yeah Yeah,

1:45:03

I mean differently like even differently cuz I feel like you

1:45:06

said differently like you probably would have what just probably got

1:45:08

up and just But hey man, give give her phone back,

1:45:10

right? You think that's probably what you would

1:45:12

have done Yeah, I think I started swinging. I said

1:45:14

like give her her phone back. What is the

1:45:16

what is the issue? Yeah, he just wouldn't he's

1:45:18

like no no no. No, I

1:45:20

was like, all right, like I don't think you should It's

1:45:24

not like I even went like I

1:45:26

only said like I think that's what I said

1:45:28

I was like give her their phone back. That's the first thing

1:45:30

I said, but he wouldn't Yeah,

1:45:32

but and that's how yeah Further

1:45:35

going though to what I was trying to look the other

1:45:37

thing too is like um the video that I saw about

1:45:39

dude Dennis was like he was talking about that He's like

1:45:42

bro nowadays people have phones out and people recording everything and

1:45:44

people never want to be humiliating in front of camera cuz

1:45:46

I should list forever Yeah, and so um,

1:45:48

oh my god, dude. I saw a video of This

1:45:51

dude and it was all we needed I think I might

1:45:53

see the same one about the dude that I think it

1:45:55

was a rapper or something like that I do guys ass

1:45:57

be I think they're yeah, he got his ass beat On

1:46:00

camera and he pulled out a gun

1:46:02

and just shot the dude that beat his ass Yeah,

1:46:04

just because just because he was getting humiliated just like

1:46:07

that and And

1:46:09

I'm saying just things like that are Scary and

1:46:11

you also got to look at who you are

1:46:13

checking I think the video that I saw was

1:46:15

exactly the way that you described it It was

1:46:17

guys just picking on this one guy

1:46:19

while he was out and he just shot

1:46:21

him Yeah, he shot like people in the crowd that were laughing

1:46:24

and shit like he just shot up the whole place And I

1:46:26

was like, oh, yeah, that's what that much power in your pocket

1:46:29

Why not? Your

1:46:31

alcohol involves with intimidation

1:46:34

recipe for disaster bars even a place nobody's gonna want

1:46:36

to go to in the future I feel like no

1:46:38

I a lot of bad shit. No, but a lot

1:46:40

of bad shit happens. I'm exactly what you're saying though

1:46:42

Yeah, I didn't have a way more.

1:46:44

It's way more common something even to pull it

1:46:47

out. Yeah, I mean, yeah Yeah, so no and

1:46:49

that's that's why I think also as a man

1:46:51

You should be hesitant of like who you fight

1:46:53

and what you're fighting for Like if you sometimes

1:46:55

you got to think about it It's like if

1:46:57

this is something you want to die for or

1:46:59

something you want to get humiliated over then go ahead

1:47:02

But have that thought process before you start throwing hands.

1:47:04

Yeah Yeah,

1:47:09

but I'm also think because I

1:47:11

was thinking about this too I think that as a human

1:47:14

being though, no matter who you are If

1:47:16

a woman is getting beat or

1:47:18

get her like she's getting hands thrown on

1:47:20

her because of another man Yeah, I think

1:47:22

it is your do this. Yeah to do

1:47:25

something Not necessarily like I

1:47:27

said, like I wouldn't want you getting into a

1:47:29

fight with a man who's huge because you're also

1:47:31

gonna get in trouble You can yell you can

1:47:33

scream you can get help you can call somebody,

1:47:35

right? But I think it's I don't think you always

1:47:37

need to put yourself in front of it, bro But

1:47:39

if my girlfriend is getting beat by a guy, I'm

1:47:42

jumping in I don't give up fuck for sure My

1:47:46

girl I'm jumping in there for sure. That's good.

1:47:48

Everything I can that's good. That was

1:47:50

my original question, right? Yeah, yeah, the joke

1:47:52

for a friend. That's a hop in a fight fake

1:48:00

Come on You

1:48:03

know how that girl said like I wasn't even close to

1:48:05

her that's crazy like even if you met her that

1:48:07

night Yeah, still in that

1:48:09

friend group for the night like bro

1:48:12

like crazy Anyways,

1:48:15

she made me so mad You

1:48:18

have my life for me to leave it now. You think

1:48:20

hear me What if it's that party

1:48:23

and I'm making fun of that guy's haircut? I Got

1:48:29

help me out. I'm telling you I would come with

1:48:31

some smart way for this guy to stop being your

1:48:33

ass We

1:48:47

realistically if that guy actually did get mad at Nick

1:48:49

that night and started like sewing punches, what would you

1:48:51

do? I'm gonna try to get in the middle.

1:48:54

I know probably gonna be started You

1:48:57

said the other shitty podcast

1:48:59

I did I So many situations

1:49:01

where I gotta stop the fight from them

1:49:03

any other shitty or a big guy because

1:49:06

of you I Literally

1:49:08

didn't do any I'm just kidding. It wasn't your fault,

1:49:10

but like just from the people I'm around Maybe

1:49:13

one person around they're usually

1:49:16

ready to go and I'm like, let's not do

1:49:18

this So I'll

1:49:21

get in the middle of it. No problem. I

1:49:23

don't think I'm gonna I need to street fighting

1:49:25

generals Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna want to

1:49:27

continuously fight me if I'm not fighting them You

1:49:30

know, I mean, yeah, like if I get in the middle of something

1:49:32

he might swing at me a couple times But if I'm just pushing

1:49:34

you back, yeah you out of the way Why

1:49:36

would I want to get a haymaker so the face dude? Yeah,

1:49:38

you get cuz you're gonna be getting a makers of the face

1:49:49

Okay, now we're gonna do this code right now our

1:49:51

code for the future if you are getting your as

1:49:53

be and it is your fault I'm gonna

1:49:55

I'm gonna shove the guy hit him with my body and he's

1:49:57

gonna go down I'm hoping cuz he's gonna be focused on you

1:50:00

We are running If

1:50:05

you get no if you gonna fight and you're getting your ass be Okay,

1:50:14

guys that's six for big boy was gonna lay

1:50:16

you out if he heard what you were saying,

1:50:18

bro I feel like doesn't it go with

1:50:20

sound right back up and Gotta

1:50:24

go at it One

1:50:27

night you see D for life. Yeah If

1:50:31

you turn around and you start fighting again after I give

1:50:33

us a solid chance to get out of there Do you

1:50:35

know your honey? No, I'm not gonna leave me now You

1:50:38

know so funny if Shawn in any way if you

1:50:40

want to fight somebody I don't know why specifically for

1:50:42

you I'd back you the fuck up. I'm

1:50:44

not even if I overheard you call to do it

1:50:46

a bitch I know I'm not fine for no stupid

1:50:48

reason that's why yeah, that's so true age Not

1:50:52

fighting for you. Do you remember when we were at that

1:50:54

party and you were like Right

1:51:05

now I Think

1:51:21

it's good that you're taking that break or Devin

1:51:23

wanted to fight a person a

1:51:25

little lift. Yeah But

1:51:38

she told him to go all the way to the line to wait at

1:51:40

the line Like

1:51:57

yeah We've

1:52:00

all been in a situation like that. Do you remember Cynthia when

1:52:02

we were living? Car route guy. One

1:52:04

thing about Cynthia, she's ready to fight strangers. Oh,

1:52:07

I will stop it. No. She's

1:52:09

like... I was gonna say, do you remember when we went

1:52:11

to Long Beach, Us 4, and

1:52:13

that girl got thrown out the bar because she

1:52:15

was drunk and causing like... Do you remember? She

1:52:18

was causing like trouble and you tried

1:52:20

picking her up and you were ready to go

1:52:22

back inside and fight the bouncers. Yeah, I was

1:52:24

like, dude, the bouncers were throwing the girl out.

1:52:27

I get it. She was being rowdy and

1:52:29

shit, but still, there was like three big

1:52:31

bouncers fucking hand like throwing this girl out.

1:52:33

I was like, whoa. I remember leaving Long Beach. I

1:52:36

think it was our first time in Long Beach. We were

1:52:38

leaving one of the bars and as we were on our

1:52:40

way out, this girl got thrown out the bar. And do

1:52:43

you remember Cynthia picked her up and she was like, we

1:52:45

were like, yo, we got to go. And

1:52:47

she was like, no, like, we got to go. Like,

1:52:49

they just threw her at me and you were like,

1:52:52

look at her. She's drunk. We should go. And

1:52:54

Cynthia was like, not having it. Wait, I

1:52:56

was also really drunk though. No, yeah, yeah.

1:52:58

Yeah, but that's okay. That'll do it. Liquid

1:53:00

confidence. Yeah, you immediately looked at me and

1:53:02

started like, you got to go back in there. I

1:53:04

really? You are a girl. No, I

1:53:06

know. I did. Don't look at me.

1:53:09

I did. Don't ask. I did.

1:53:12

Don't ask. I did not do that. I

1:53:14

looked at you guys because you guys were like, Cynthia,

1:53:16

let's go. I was like, bro, did you see that?

1:53:18

Like, what is going on? We got to fight.

1:53:20

Oh, okay. We're in. I

1:53:23

got to go. I have to fight though. I kind

1:53:25

of remember this, but what the fuck you guys do after you

1:53:27

said that? We told her, I was

1:53:29

like, look at her because she was obliterated.

1:53:31

And the thing is too, the other thing

1:53:33

too is I agree, but a security guard

1:53:36

is doing his job. It don't matter. Like,

1:53:39

I'm sorry, but like she was also, I don't

1:53:41

know if you remember, but like she was trying

1:53:43

to like get back in. Like she was doing

1:53:45

a lot. Security guard is well within his rights

1:53:47

to throw you out. Thumbs up. Yeah. I

1:53:49

went. Yeah, sure. She gave

1:53:51

her a thumbs up. the

1:53:53

lady immediately picks her up and she's like, are you okay?

1:53:56

And she was like, she was like, they just threw me

1:53:58

out for no breathing and you look over. That's

1:54:00

all my fault though! You,

1:54:02

you, you, you look over and

1:54:04

this girl is like obliterated and

1:54:06

I'm like Cynthia we gotta go

1:54:09

It's because we were walking by at first

1:54:11

I didn't even really know they were bouncers

1:54:14

like It's all, it's all. It's just three

1:54:16

big guys sitting at the door, right? Yeah.

1:54:18

Yeah, like throwing this girl like literally throwing

1:54:20

her out Yeah, you did the right thing I

1:54:23

think Thank you Maybe not to try

1:54:25

to find the bouncers but like Pick her up for

1:54:27

sure picking up for sure, but it wasn't a pickup.

1:54:29

It was a less code of war What the fuck

1:54:31

was I doing? You were like, you were like further

1:54:33

down the street. You were like, we're not gonna wait

1:54:35

We gotta end up fighting Oh

1:54:38

my god, cause it's Nindio? Imagine? I don't wanna

1:54:40

know I want 3v3 to do the only one

1:54:42

that wins I'm paying those guys to let us

1:54:44

walk I don't wanna be with the guy though

1:54:46

that goes alright. I guess we have to like

1:54:49

let's say me and you were like Why would

1:54:51

we do this? She's okay. Always ready. If we

1:54:53

were with the guy that goes Talking

1:54:56

it's like alright Pull it. We

1:54:58

gotta do it bro. We gotta go bro.

1:55:00

What do you do again? I'm like this I'm gonna say

1:55:02

fuck no I don't know my phone

1:55:04

cuz I know once that one says that it should

1:55:06

going down. So Don't

1:55:09

be yeah also like ever do that Oh

1:55:54

Dude that shit was so funny. Yeah, that video

1:55:56

was like you do this video right? We're

1:56:01

ever in a fight and I hear you start

1:56:03

doing that Ever

1:56:11

gonna find for me when I'm drunk because I will

1:56:13

record it and I will say commentary so

1:56:25

We hear any we didn't hear any audio Yeah,

1:56:30

we heard the audio and it was bad And