We discuss the release of Pokemon Go, the craze that is sweeping the nation right now. Then, our heroes face the creature from the depths of the tower. Will they finally escape? Or will they finally turn upon each other? I know what we’re rooti

S04E19: Pants

Jul 28th, 2021 59m 2s

Even by SBG standards, we get banter heavy. Diesel minute. Larp minute. Everyone wonders where their jackets went. And another rope is made… it goes as ropes tend to go. Alternate titles: It’s not gay if you rolled for it | Everyone have their

S04E18: 50% of His Arms

Jul 21st, 2021 58m 41s

Watch out for spoilers in our semi-regular Game of Thrones minute. Someone dies. Alternate titles: The dreamcast | Someone put cinnamon on top of my dog | 50% of his arms are gone | Dead weight

S04E17: Set to Semi

Jul 14th, 2021 48m 22s

A burning hallway, viscious transparent flying fish on fire from the inside, and team of pals. An arm is torn off in a fiery blaze, flame and blood drifting in the low grav. Alternate titles: Everyone is sad that the healer is dead | The rise o

S04E16: A Better Bulge

Jul 7th, 2021 32m 17s

Our heroes venture into the oily deep, to face unknown terrors. Their strategy, as usual, revolves around trying to tie a decent rope.

S04E15: Well That Went Badly

Jun 30th, 2021 57m 7s

John Travolta minute is edited out, and nothing of value is lost. Killing perdy goes… badly. We meet a murderous young gent, George O’Dowd, who now joins the guys center stage. A traitor is revealed to be among the squad. An oily gloom is faced

S04E14: A Bit of Political Bother

Jun 23rd, 2021 56m 32s

A full hour of everybody trying to kill Perdy.

S04E13: Real Men Do It in Their Pants

Jun 16th, 2021 57m 45s

SBG Pokémon edition. The mystery of the poop on the pants is investigated, and elaborated on at length. Can our guardsmen escape, or will they be walled in with the horror? Friction among the squad increases. Alternate titles: Close the door, y

S04E12: Thaddeus B. Oring

Jun 9th, 2021 47m 21s

We reminisce on days past. Sandwiches dreams of his love, who was definitely called Angelica. An Ork is chainsawed. The horrors of the red corridor crushes their sanity. Alternate titles: Clit damage

S04E11: Orkward

Jun 2nd, 2021 1h

SBG catches up on current events… four years ago. And then straight into psychic phenomena! Alternate titles: Thaddeus team Jason | Thaddeus same flag | Left in an ork-ward position | Strenuous Simon

S04E10: In for a Space Penny

May 26th, 2021 56m 45s

A secret is divulged. A red corridor is found. Poop is discussed. Alternate titles: Biscuit tin boys | The red X is definitely a warning… or a destination! | In for a space penny, in for a space pound

S04E09: I Regret my Decision

May 19th, 2021 34m 29s

S04E08: Fuck Listeners

May 12th, 2021 49m 40s

We enjoy some important new minutes: Game of Thrones spoiler minute (lol), belly button minutePerdicles is stuck inside a mantrap… will the guys save him? Or accidentally shoot him in the head? Alternate titles: Good things come to those who ar

S04E07: Red for Go

May 5th, 2021 57m 25s

Volst’s legs are trapped in the maw, while the vine that has gorged on the unwary guardsman is on the move. Meanwhile, has Perdicles finally pushed everyone too far? We muse on Sandwiches wife’s name: Pretty sure it’s Persephone. Alternate titl

S04E06: Jungle Rot

Apr 28th, 2021 50m 35s

Tension rises among the squad, as hierarchical differences raise their little head. We are faced with a selection of doors in the mysterious upper emporium… and who is this Rodriguez Stamina character anyway? Marvel as we throw some sand down a

S04E05: Johnson’s Johnson

Apr 21st, 2021 1h 41m

TW: Explicit sexual content Trapped inside the mysterious black box… how will they get back? The only way they know how. Outrageously.But more importantly, tune in for the scintillating backstory of Muscles Biscuit, the man who we’re here for.

S04E04: Noble Asshole

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 32m

Will they make it into the tower? Plasticite shatters, a screech fills the air, sand explodes into the air… Thaddeus officially introduces us to this seasons crew:Perdicles Morrisious Spencer the Third: Noble assholeBartley Trotter: Teaching ev

S04E03: The Six Sided Square

Apr 7th, 2021 1h 9m

The guys try dig their way into the mysterious black tower while the ork attack intensifies. They also eat some stew. Alternate titles: We’ll try get it back on track next week

S04E02: Cool Dog 13

Mar 30th, 2021 1h 4m

Everyone mucks around for ages sorting out carrying weight, while the DM nurses his hangover. Loved ones are remembered – and forgotten. Classic SBG ACTION! Alternate titles: They gave me some grenades | I was gonna shoot you guys | Orderly sup

S04E01: Teakettle Farm

Mar 23rd, 2021 1h 32m

Join us for Episode 1 where the Sweet Butt Guys welcome a special guest, get introduced to Only War, create new characters, roll some dice, and, of course, heroically jack it and cry.

S03E26: Space Cocks

Jun 28th, 2017 1h 2m

Everyone dies. See you next season!!

S03E25: Harlock’s Destiny

Jun 21st, 2017 49m 24s

Everyone hangs out in bloody curdled milk and Harry might finally get to face his demon! Corruption for everybody, hurrah!

S03E24: Stop Trying to Kill Us

May 31st, 2017 1h 5m

We start this session with everyone having bravely run down into the sewer (or bravely been thrown down), enemies on both sides, and one of their own attacking them in a mad frenzy. Could it get any worse? …so much worse!

S03E23: That’s Not Ideal

May 24th, 2017 1h 9m

And we’re straight into the action! For real real this time. Knees split open. Stimulants kick in. Heads are shot. Arms are melted. Max does his best.

S03E22: This Is Why No-one Likes You Guys

Apr 26th, 2017 40m 50s

No time to mourn the loss of another of Till’s precious followers, as it’s into the now gore filled sewage pipe to chase down the demon. The situation darkens as unknown assailants appear and… did they just throw grenades in here? Tink… tink..