It’s a tale of three catfishes at Sweet Valley High this week as the school paper’s new personals column causes ripples among the students. But who will get matched with Mr. Right, and who will find Mr. Too Good to Be True?

As the truth unfolds, we encounter secrets that should have stayed hidden, history’s most erotic baklava scene, and a sociology student with a flagrant disregard for research ethics in “A Frisson of Awkwardness” (Sweet Valley High #39, Secret Admirer).