A reporter from the Tombstone Epitaph shares a story of Herr Trigger he's been sitting on for years in "The Greatest Story Never Told" and our mysterious anti-hero meets una mujer enamorada in the magic realism of "Hierro y Torta de Fresa".

Herr Trigger Pt. 2

Oct 18th, 2020 25m 18s

Once upon a time a thirsty traveler in the Old West met a meta lawman in "Go Fish". Bad guy Bobby Plantain learns what happens when you bring a gas leak to a gun fight in "E.R.F." "The Iron Marshall" teaches a group of train robbers what happ

Herr Trigger Pt. 1

Mar 15th, 2020 23m 5s

A turn of the cards and a saloon madam's dream foretell danger in "Death and the House of Delight". A young vaquero faces his fear in "An Invisible Rein". In the desert sometimes the only ones who can hear you scream are the cacti in "Death b

I Heard the Muse Today ... Oh Boy! Pt. 4

Jun 20th, 2019 21m 36s

Anne Bonny of the Big Bootyed Buccaneer Bitches talks about the Leprechaun problem in “Faster Darby O’Gill, Kill Kill” and Harmony O’Hare reviews Richard Humperdink’s 12” … record. BONUS: Sarah and Ben Azzara perform their version of “The Ba

I Heard the Muse Today ... Oh Boy! Pt. 3

Jun 17th, 2019 22m 27s

Sassy Jane Summers, the whitest woman to sing the blues just wants you to remember one thing - “I Ain’t Your Mama”. Wild child Chris Childs sings a song of self defense in “Up in Arms” and the Sultan of Sultry, Chuck Robinson vibes us with wh

I Heard the Muse Today ... Oh Boy! Pt. 2

Apr 4th, 2019 22m 20s

Teena T tells a tale of young love, hot cars, mixed signals and candy apples in “Take a Bite”. Conrad Thompson of supergroup, On the Wings of Dolphins bares ... his soul and a couple of other things in "Your Three Beautiful Brown Eyes". Bonus

I Heard the Muse Today ... Oh Boy! Pt. 1

Mar 26th, 2019 22m 51s

Aaron Ianson of Terminal Velocity is full of fantastic stories but will he ever tell us the story behind the band’s biggest hit “Verminal Tenacity”? What do bitchcraft and Michael Fassbender have in common? Find out in “O Full of Scorpions is

The Log of the Salty Pearl Pt. 3

Nov 19th, 2018 20m 36s

Banker or Buccaneer, there's not a whole lot of difference to "William Dozen Ears Blake" and he has a point. A swordfight in the streets leads to "The Revelation of Mary Read" in the sheets as Mary meets Anne Bonny. Whatever happened to the S

The Log of the Salty Pearl Pt. 2

Jul 20th, 2018 20m 53s

An artist falls in lust with his newest sculpture but hey, it’s okay, the feeling is mutual in “The Figurehead”. A woman on death row reminisces about her romance with “Katherine the Red” and one of our favorite sideshow/burlesque artists tells

The Log of the Salty Pearl Pt. 1

Jul 11th, 2018 20m 18s

In this episode a mollusk becomes a man when he keeps his eye out for “The Learned Barnacle.” In “Blow Me Down” a woman revisits her sexual awakening with an underground comic book about a made-up pirate … or is he? Finally, the women of Journe

Calls to the Alien Crime Hotline Pt. 4

Apr 24th, 2018 22m 41s

In this episode a mother-to-be questions her life decisions and why her belly grows at night while seeking a little help from the government in "Lithium Ion Baby". A new mother is literally being eaten out of house and home in "Bundle of Joy".

Calls to the Alien Crime Hotline Pt. 2

Mar 5th, 2018 23m 5s

In this episode a man is being robbed of his very senses in "Senseless". A woman's prize flowers turn out to be bad seeds in "Brutal Sprouts". A young boy thinks maybe his alien id card means something more in "Small Town, Any State" and an a

Calls to the Alien Crime Hotline Pt. 3

Mar 5th, 2018 23m 34s

In this episode a woman is looking for help in making a body disappear in "The Message". Are you tired of crop circles? Call the law offices of "Schultz, Monster & Goldberg". A woman can't seem to help herself in aiding and abetting an alien

Calls to the Alien Crime Hotline Pt. 1

Feb 24th, 2018 21m 30s

In this episode: An animal rescuer encounters a big orange blob with tiny grabby hands in "Grrrbbim". A man tries to find his missing anal probe in "Speak English God Damn It". A resident of Lickskillet TN is pretty sure aliens are using m

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