0:00

Alright. Let's start. Yeah.

0:02

No laughing. I'm gonna

0:07

keep that in. Tell it to the audience.

0:09

Hey, there friend. Yeah.

0:11

You. Yeah. You're my friend and

0:13

friends by each other drinks. Right? Yeah. I'll take

0:16

a wrap foot float easy on the wrap

0:18

foot. Oh, thank you, friend. And

0:20

how about I return the favor? What

0:22

was the drink? For your ear holes.

0:25

You ever heard the story of the chosen

0:28

one? That's good one.

0:30

Worth at least four five rat

0:32

feet floats. Now settle down.

0:34

Get comfy. This is stinky dragon after

0:36

all, and I've got a tail for you. Welcome

0:44

to tails and sinky dragon. Chris,

0:47

hello are you? 01 Yeah.

0:50

I will be guiding the story for

0:53

the next five

0:55

episodes. So many campaigns. But I will

0:57

not be telling it. The four of you will be

0:59

telling it.

1:00

He's actually talking the audience if you were so keen

1:02

on right now. Everyone

1:05

say who you are. Say hi. I'm John

1:07

Risinger. I'm Blake Gibson. I'm Gustavo

1:10

Serola. And he's playing with us this

1:12

time.

1:13

I'm Barbara Uncleman. I'm

1:14

gonna derail. I'm gonna I'm gonna Chris this

1:16

up.

1:16

Oh, gosh.

1:18

He also needs revenge. And for any

1:20

new listeners who might be joining, if

1:22

you're new to d and d, that's really easy.

1:24

My friends will each be playing a character with unique

1:26

skills and abilities based on what they'd

1:28

want to do in this world. I'll

1:30

occasionally ask them to make a Skillcheck. They

1:32

roll the dice. And what happens next depends

1:35

on what they roll. Generally, the higher role,

1:37

the better, that's all you need to know to get started as

1:39

far as D and D goes. But the rest of it is

1:41

just fun storytelling.

1:42

Yeah. Love it. I'm so excited.

1:44

Good. Yeah. I'm excited to be on this

1:46

side of the

1:47

screen. I

1:47

know. It's like only one browser

1:50

window open. But

1:51

don't worry. You'll be back after this mini campaign

1:53

for a next big campaign.

1:54

Well, if

1:55

you're ready, we should start. Sure.

1:59

I can't do this. I can't do

2:01

this. A woman in the throes

2:03

of labor, gasps, and pain. I

2:09

said not to love. A woman in the

2:11

throes of labor gas and pain. There

2:13

is no amount of guessing that would have gotten me

2:15

to that point after you said, I can't do this. I can't

2:17

do this. Next to her, the very

2:19

sweaty man takes her hand. You

2:21

can do this, Sandra? We

2:24

can do this. Her husband takes

2:26

a quick glance at what's hidden under the blanket

2:28

between her legs and gives his wife a reassuring

2:30

smile. Oh. Then passes out cold under

2:32

the floor of the small wooden hut. The pregnant

2:34

woman rolls her eyes turns to the midwife at the foot

2:37

of the bed, an elderly female centaur name.

2:42

My name is Eugenia. Eugenia,

2:45

Faith Byrne. Yeah. can't do

2:47

this. Oh, don't worry idea, and

2:49

I've done this a thousand times. We'll get

2:52

that baby ratcheted and we'll we'll pop it on

2:54

their head with a little hello. But I don't

2:56

haven't we done it one And what what if this

2:58

is the the thousand time that doesn't work?

3:00

There's money here problem in mind, but we've got

3:03

we've got the

3:05

blessings of the Lord and aside in a

3:07

good day to have a baby. It's

3:09

night though. Boy,

3:11

this has gone lot longer than I remember. What

3:14

what I do now? Well, first you have to breathe.

3:17

Breathe, like, you're like your hands on it. Now

3:19

start making for a second. Okay. And

3:22

then breathe. And then

3:24

my husband is you. Okay. Yeah. He's fine. I'm good.

3:27

Not yourself. Okay. But no. Should

3:30

something be happening? What race is

3:32

this woman? Was this human. Human. Okay.

3:35

Not did I come in? IIII know I've said

3:37

I've I've delays over at Tyres and Babies.

3:40

Only two have been human. Bye

3:42

no. We're fine. We're fine. They wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Well, I

3:44

believe they lived. So

3:48

you just need taposh. Just

3:52

just take those. Just take those. Just take those.

3:54

Hey, dude. Do you Georgia vape. No. It's a big

3:56

You're you're mistaken. I am here. I'm looking

3:58

at what's happening. You're the pleasure. Okay.

4:01

Now push head there. And

4:03

suddenly, there's

4:04

movement. The baby begins to be

4:07

born, crown. Right. That was the way Yeah.

4:09

More being to be born.

4:11

I love the single bachelor who has no

4:14

children

4:14

explaining this process.

4:15

Euthigenia. Euthigenia, Euthigenia

4:18

roll an animal handling check. I a small

4:21

Chris mouth gets what he says your character's

4:22

name. There's less room

4:24

for error if it's small. Yeah. Roll animal

4:27

handling. Mhmm. The eighteen. Pretty

4:30

good. That is very good. The

4:32

baby crowns shoots

4:36

shoots into the

4:36

arms of I cannot wait for my get to do

4:38

the Foley 01. It's the

4:40

miracle of birth. Shoot to

4:43

the the loving hands of euthagenaiah.

4:45

Got it. And not only

4:47

do you catch the baby and it begins

4:50

to cry like it should like a baby should

4:52

cry, but also with your other hand,

4:54

you nurse back the health, the husband. Oh,

4:56

man. Oh, wow. I'm skilled.

4:58

You're just you're all over the plumbing, miss baby.

5:09

Later that night, Ethan Janiah cleans up

5:11

her small head alone. And describe

5:13

what Yitha Chenaya looks like now that she's not

5:15

in the middle of delivering a

5:17

baby. Yeah. I mean, she's a centaur.

5:19

Mhmm. She's an older

5:21

centers, so she's kind of got gray hair

5:23

all over. Mhmm. She is

5:27

a a larger woman has

5:29

has put on just a little bit of pounds, but she's more

5:31

you could describe her more austerity. Okay.

5:33

Sturdity. Yeah. She's built strong

5:36

and tall. How many hands tall? I

5:39

know that. Yeah. Yousa

5:41

Janiah is a midwife but

5:44

is AAA cleric as well. Okay.

5:46

Well, as she's cleaning up and

5:48

preparing for a bed, she hears

5:50

a voice. Madamutajania. 01

5:53

pronounce that correct. You say that.

5:56

Thank you so much. I require your services.

5:59

Are you pregnant? No. Peering

6:01

in from an open window is a lanky human

6:03

and blue robes with an impressively patchy

6:05

long great beard. You might describe his general

6:07

aesthetic as elegantly dusty.

6:10

He smiles, focused. I

6:13

am Assafee, the great wizard.

6:15

The great wizard of our time, and

6:17

I need your help. Saving the world.

6:19

That seems like a big task. Yes.

6:22

It always is. To see,

6:24

I had a vision and you used

6:26

a jedi. Are the chosen one,

6:28

the great one from the prophecy,

6:30

the only one strong enough to save us from

6:33

the great evil that threatens our

6:34

world. He's like, this should have been brought

6:36

to my attention before I was in my later

6:38

years. Like I said,

6:40

before I was in my jammies. Surely,

6:44

though. You've known that you're special

6:46

with the child. You know, I mean, everybody

6:49

thinks they're special, but it's nice to hear

6:51

someone to hear for once.

6:52

Love this. He's so happy.

6:55

No. But surely, things have happened, magical

6:57

things. Things always seem to work out.

6:59

I I suppose we do live in a

7:01

world full of magic. I'm

7:04

half human and half horse, so that seems a

7:06

bit odd. But,

7:09

I mean, maybe, I mean, I don't know it.

7:11

It's been a long, it's been a long and full

7:13

life. Have you not ever wanted to

7:15

be a hero to save the world? A

7:17

hit, to be honest, not really. I feel like it's

7:19

mister Glass talking to Bruce Williston and

7:22

breakable right now. Have you ever been sick a day

7:24

in your life? Like the old

7:26

heroes from the legends like the Infonites

7:28

and others. From the past, have you never

7:30

read those stories and wanted to be one?

7:32

Well, he's I I read the stories but,

7:35

you know, I've just always wanted to be a

7:37

a midwife and achieve that. And that's what's been

7:39

the goal, dear. Well, you're not

7:41

just a mid do the chosen one.

7:43

And I need your help to save the world.

7:46

Okay. Let me make a cup of tea first and then we

7:48

can talk about it. No. Time is short. You

7:50

can set the trap right now. I'm gonna have TUK.

7:52

You're in grave danger. Oh, that's

7:54

the worst kind. Time

7:57

is short. Speak to no one about this.

7:59

Now meet me in old Baldry in a fortnight,

8:02

room three of the smoking

8:03

barrel.

8:03

You drop there. There's really good loot, but it can be pretty

8:05

crowded. And then he flosses

8:07

out the door. Yeah. Yeah. I'll I'll Okay.

8:11

I cannot figure out what he said. You don't know

8:13

what there is the door. Yeah. I was confused

8:15

to, like, coming from a black boy. And

8:18

without another word, he's gone current

8:20

billing and the warm summer briefs. That

8:23

was a weird encounter. I actually

8:25

could tell somebody. Hello,

8:28

please. Now,

8:31

in a mansion like Halfling Hole adorned with

8:33

gold and silver, and there is cratic halfling

8:35

holds up a pile of dead flowers and

8:37

shakes it at his gartner, a smudgy

8:39

looking halfling. Smudgy. During

8:43

my boy. Flowers don't kill

8:45

themselves. I mean, how did

8:47

you let this happen? 0III

8:49

tried my

8:50

best. I guess I must have

8:51

just not been able to reach those and water those. I didn't

8:53

see them in the back. My arms are so stubby.

8:55

Oh.

8:55

They're in the front. They're in the front yard.

8:58

Yeah. But, you know, It's it's

9:00

all about angles and soil. It's

9:02

very very

9:03

technical. I didn't I just guys I guess didn't

9:05

get to them.

9:06

You're the god. No. That's why I pay you.

9:08

To garden. Yeah. Yeah. And I I tried

9:11

my best. I'm getting

9:12

better, but not all the flowers are dead anymore.

9:14

Right? Right?

9:14

No. They're all dead pretty much.

9:18

And the front ones are the most important. Well,

9:21

perhaps we can have the guests come from

9:23

the back entrance from now

9:24

on. We had the canopy in the front. We've already

9:26

set up the canopy for miss Maggie's fifty

9:28

fifth and one eighth year birthday celebration. Well,

9:30

that sounds like a prompt for the groundskeeper. Oh,

9:34

You're very, very correct,

9:37

Duran. This does sound like a problem for

9:39

the groundskeeper. And that is

9:41

no longer your

9:42

problem. Mhmm. What

9:43

am I being promoted to? Yes.

9:45

Perfect. I'm afraid to say, you

9:48

being I'm

9:49

actually afraid to say just You know what you're

9:51

being? So how many grounds keepers

9:53

will I be overseeing? Is it two or three?

9:56

Effective immediately during. You're

9:58

fired. Yeah. Turn down your trap

10:00

in your ass. No. No. No. No. Come

10:02

on. No. Turn You've gone

10:05

and made me late for first midafternoon tea.

10:07

Before you go, clean up this

10:10

massive flowers and I wanna

10:12

list on my desk a five potential replacement

10:14

godness, but you're already fired. And they better

10:17

be good.

10:18

I promise

10:18

me. Your name is at stake here.

10:20

My name. Not on the paper, five

10:22

other names, not your name, but your good

10:25

name is at stake. These recommendations

10:27

better be

10:27

good.

10:28

You think I have a good name? Okay. Just

10:31

just leave. Okay. And

10:33

he exits and during your left

10:35

standing in the study. Oh. What

10:37

do you do? Steve. Well, Steve.

10:41

Steve. Where the office supplies

10:43

are those? Can I load up the

10:45

stapler? Printer paper. What

10:48

happened? Start known for having it. I was thinking

10:51

about getting fired. Yeah. Big

10:53

old transit chest filled with paper cups. Well,

10:55

I guess if I'm in the study before

10:57

I go up feeling pretty sentimental, I'm gonna wanna grab

10:59

a couple books on the way out. Okay.

11:01

What category books are you looking for?

11:03

The Gilded category. Guilled

11:05

it. What does that mean? Like, Goldleaf

11:07

page. Like Goldleaf page. Epilepsy. First

11:10

editions, originals. Well, there's

11:12

no kids books called little golden books. Yeah.

11:14

Yeah. Yeah. But not real gold though.

11:16

Oh, gold back? And you're and you're taking these.

11:18

Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you do a slide a hand check? Yeah.

11:20

Let

11:20

me do a little slide a hand here for you. Boom.

11:22

Or no chicken soup for the halfling soul.

11:26

I got seventeen on my slide of hand. Wow.

11:28

Okay. All those years are working in the dirt. My

11:30

my little fingers are

11:31

sticky. You

11:33

definitely pull out several

11:35

very expensive looking books and

11:38

a gold bookmark. Like,

11:41

solid gold bookmark? Solid gold. Oh, I'm

11:43

having that to my inventory.

11:44

Yes, please do. And one of the books,

11:47

Jaconic for Dummies. It's very popular.

11:49

What

11:49

class were you gonna broke. Right. Yeah. And

11:52

describe what your character looks like as he's stealing

11:54

these books. Yeah. So one second. I'm just adding

11:56

these into my inventory real fast for Conifer

11:58

Dummies.

11:58

Special D and D player here with us now. Can

12:02

remember to add things to his inventory. So

12:05

my character is pretty small. Three

12:07

feet tall. Male

12:09

halflings got very impressive

12:12

mustache. He looks uncomfortable at

12:15

all times and he's always kinda shifting around

12:17

foot to foot, like little

12:18

fidgety.

12:19

Sweet boy. Yeah. A little sweet boy. And he's

12:21

been a gardener. Yeah. He's been he's

12:23

bounced around a little bit, but he really does love

12:25

gardening. But on the side, he's been on to have

12:27

some sticky fingers and have some roguish tendencies.

12:31

He's not a rogue. He just says rogue's tick.

12:32

Yeah. A rogue's

12:33

tick. And you take

12:35

the books, anything else? You're looking for?

12:37

Let me think a study. No. I think the books

12:40

in a bookmark would be good. Okay.

12:42

As you slip them into your

12:43

bag, a voice lance. Over your

12:45

shoulder. Might I

12:46

suggest an adventurous guide to

12:48

being a hero? Oh. Oh,

12:50

yes. Yes. That's a good one. Okay. And then

12:53

large human in blue robes

12:56

with a long gray beard, picks

12:58

up book and hands it to you. Yes. Here

13:00

you go now. We should get out of here before he returns.

13:03

Great. You go out the backdoor. I'll go out the backdoor. No.

13:05

We could both go out the backdoor. Oh, okay.

13:07

You go in front of me. It's follow me. And

13:09

then you could yeah.

13:14

Escape out the backdoor noticing

13:17

the flowers aren't very dead along the

13:19

way. Well, that's someone else's problem now.

13:21

Yes. Now, I am

13:23

awesome awesomely a great

13:26

wizard. The great wizard. The

13:28

great wizard of part time. Wow.

13:31

I can't believe I'm meeting someone I've never heard

13:33

of. Mhmm. Darren? Yes. I

13:35

need your help. Okay. Saving

13:37

the world. You are

13:39

more than just a simple gardener. During

13:42

you -- Yeah. -- are the chosen one me?

13:45

You are the one destined to

13:47

save this world That sounds

13:48

lucrative. You

13:49

hear him as euthagenaiah?

13:51

You are the one from the prophecy. The prophecy.

13:54

What prophecy? The prophecy to save the world

13:56

to save the world. You are the chosen

13:58

one. The chosen one. You do not notice that you're special.

14:00

How we thought so? Yes. You just

14:02

Magical and that things always work out for

14:04

you. Magic. Guess. You

14:07

just got fired. Listen.

14:09

This is for the best. I know you may just

14:11

be a simple gardener, but you're so much more than that.

14:13

Okay. Simple. You may just be a gardener.

14:16

Simple or not. Maybe you're complex. don't

14:18

know your emotions.

14:19

Dr. Duran, will you take up the

14:21

chosen ones quest? Will

14:22

you save the world? I assume there's a big

14:24

pot of gold. Naturally, there's always

14:27

a pot of gold. Yes. Fantastic. Time

14:29

is short, and you are in grave danger.

14:31

Who? You? Me? Yes.

14:33

Why? Because you're the chosen one.

14:36

To you also,

14:37

very short every month.

14:39

Let's speak to no one about this and meet me here in

14:41

three days, and he shoves a piece of paper in

14:43

your hand. Written on it. And address

14:45

an old bouldering, old bouldering,

14:48

old bouldering, bouldering, bouldering,

14:50

a list of five replacement gardeners.

14:52

Oh, baby. These

14:55

are quality applicants. They have a

14:57

a good resume. I

14:58

mean,

14:58

you know them better than it is. It's like a sassen.

15:00

If you think that

15:01

wizard appetached your garden to get you fired.

15:03

Oh. What?

15:06

Can they even sabotage you to giant's

15:08

ghost?

15:10

No. I was prepared for it to go wrong. Okay.

15:14

We're here. Three days.

15:16

Old

15:16

Boulderie. And he's gone. Oh,

15:18

okay.

15:19

As you look up from the list of names

15:22

he's got. Okay. Well, I guess I need to go

15:24

put these on my old boss's

15:26

death. He could've given me these inside.

15:29

He was so late. Yeah.

15:32

I just crumpled a paper at the

15:33

moment. But do I care about that?

15:35

Are you

15:35

fine with me? You just plant it. Now,

15:40

we're at the drowning cat tavern. Oh,

15:43

sad. Yeah. A human female and a stained

15:45

apron rolls up her sleeves. She

15:47

carries a drunk lizard man out

15:49

the

15:49

door, but Adeline. You're

15:52

even more beautiful than my

15:54

wife. Oh, honey. Don't I know it,

15:56

but it's Adeline for Gloria time,

15:58

and you're not gonna grab anyone in my

16:00

tavern. Now

16:01

scoop. No. No. There's still time

16:03

to drink. It's only midnight.

16:04

Midnight is when we close, Gary. Noted.

16:09

Alright. See you tomorrow. Seven AM sharp.

16:11

He kinda tries to turn around and go

16:13

back towards the bar.

16:14

I give them a pat on

16:16

the butt. I said, oh no.

16:18

Scoop now, Derek. Get on out of here.

16:20

She touched my butt. A

16:23

score. And then he

16:25

starts heading for the door and then right whenever he

16:27

gets to the

16:28

edge, he turns, did I tell you

16:30

that you're more prettier than my wife?

16:32

Yes, you did. Several times. Okay. But

16:35

your wife is very much known to be kinda

16:38

homely amongst

16:39

this town. They know. She's

16:41

back home and we're

16:43

here.

16:43

Well, maybe have her come visit me next

16:45

time. But

16:46

then where will I be?

16:47

Maybe at home taking care of your kids here.

16:49

Oh. It becomes clear he's not moving

16:52

on his own. Could I

16:54

use my Meijan to pick them up

16:56

by this trough of the neck and kind of shove

16:58

him along outside.

16:59

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's

17:02

that? Who's that? And then

17:04

he just trips and falls and you're able

17:06

to shut the

17:07

door. Okay. And lock it. Another

17:10

one

17:10

backs up. Oh.

17:11

As it being at the door. Let's scared me.

17:15

I nearly pooped myself through her.

17:18

Yes. She calls through behind the door, doesn't

17:20

open it.

17:21

They'll tell you that yours

17:23

pretty is my wife. No prettier.

17:25

No, actually. Thank you so much. Now get

17:27

the hell out of here. She

17:31

cast a charm person and

17:34

asked him to head home. Blaine,

17:36

can you make a check against that?

17:38

Oh, gosh. Sure. Man, the

17:40

jerks you. Because

17:43

outside of the door was not the lizard

17:45

man, it was your brother. What

17:49

what's my what check? It's a wisdom

17:51

save. A wisdom saving throw. Sorry. Sorry.

17:55

That's a twenty one. Okay. And

17:57

you're aware that she just cast the spell on

17:59

you. Okay. You're now trying to get in.

18:01

Okay. Oh, dear sister is

18:04

just eating me your brother's toy.

18:06

Up. I have already been

18:08

charmed by your

18:10

Versace. There's

18:12

no need to catch to magic upon me.

18:15

Sorry. What are you doing here? It's late fashion,

18:17

you'll be home. I was just in the

18:19

neighborhood. I don't honestly know what I was

18:21

doing here myself. No. I can't give you

18:23

any liquor for free, brother. Okay.

18:26

Well, I'm gonna come in to enjoy

18:28

a chat with my dearest sister.

18:31

What are you doing here? You're

18:34

here to tell us about some bad news

18:36

that happens. Okay. And describe your character. What

18:39

what do you look like? Soya is

18:41

wearing a white suit

18:43

and he's got a lovely

18:46

mustache. I don't know if you're describing

18:48

your hair in your camera. I'm still trying

18:50

to now eat this voice list and Canpar had

18:52

no accent, no voice. So this is I'm

18:54

trying to try trying to territory. Soyer

18:57

is all lawyer. And he's also

18:59

a known player did it from time to

19:01

time. He's a board. That's

19:04

my board. It's

19:06

barred English. And

19:09

he carries a cane because he thinks it

19:11

makes him look fancy. How many how

19:13

many secret seasons and spices does he use

19:15

them? That's

19:22

good one. I've come bearing bad

19:24

news, my dear sister. Oh, no.

19:26

There has been a backwards development

19:30

in my case to

19:32

save the orphanage. Oh,

19:34

dear. I know how hard you've been working on

19:36

that. Yes. As you recall, many

19:39

years ago, my first is as a lawyer.

19:41

Soyer, the lawyer. I'm

19:43

I lost no case against a big business,

19:45

and they had to shut down the orphans.

19:48

The orphansage I

19:51

lost it so bad that the orphans ended

19:53

up having to pay the business all that they

19:55

possessed. So I'm still

19:57

trying to reopen the orphanage and

20:00

bring the orphans back to their home bed

20:02

at the orphanage. Wow.

20:05

It's no surprise that you're one those fake plants that

20:07

lowers with the way you tell brother.

20:09

Yes. He uses all the

20:11

words. Thank you.

20:12

Caroline, can you describe yourself too and, like, what

20:14

your relationship is with your brother and

20:16

Yeah. Atlanta Bova. She's a

20:18

a barmeade, works at a tavern,

20:20

but she's also a source

20:22

server as well. What? She's

20:24

sure works more rotund lady.

20:27

She's about five foot three. She's a human.

20:29

She has dark brown, curly

20:32

hair, blue eyes, kind of

20:34

like an olive complexion, very

20:36

kind eyes as well. Someone who you

20:38

look at and you instantly like. I feel like

20:40

she has a very good relationship with their brother,

20:42

very kind of motherly even though they

20:45

are the same age. Any other

20:47

twins?

20:47

We are twins. Yeah. The same kind of

20:49

physical characters could be said for Sawyer.

20:51

just described his quatson.

20:54

What? I

20:55

also hear the headlines more more beautiful

20:57

than that lizard man's life. Yes.

21:00

But it's it's a low bar, honey.

21:03

Well, Azure's consoling your brother.

21:05

Do you give him a drink or anything like that or

21:07

here, honey. I know what you lack. Oh. She forced about

21:10

apple juice. With

21:12

a straw. My most favorite beverage.

21:16

Sweet man. Girl, the ocean. She

21:19

said, oh, we hear me. We

21:22

can put in a doorknock. Is it that creepy

21:24

man again who said he you are

21:26

more beautiful than his poor wife?

21:29

You know, it's very possible. We have a couple regulars

21:32

here who to disturb the peace. Who

21:34

is

21:34

it? The answer is a muffled explosion.

21:38

Sparks shoot through the hinges of the door

21:40

and a second later, the heavy

21:42

wooden door clatters to the ground.

21:45

You will be paying for my sister's door.

21:48

I will not to forgive these damages. Beyond

21:51

the door is Ossafee the wizard. He

21:54

rushes in a little time. Ossafee a great

21:56

wizard a great wizard. I need your help to save

21:58

the

21:58

world. You are the chosen one that from the great prophecy,

22:00

and you are going to save the world from great evil.

22:03

Sorry. One more time. Hi,

22:06

Mosavito. Great wizard. The great wizard of the world. I need

22:08

your help saved the world. You're the chosen one from the prophecy.

22:10

On the chosen one? He notices sorry

22:13

for the first time. But both of you are the chosen

22:15

ones. You're both the chosen

22:16

ones. Now, it's a great danger. If you never notice anything

22:19

special about both of you,

22:20

I mean, we are. You're both very special.

22:23

You're amazing. Lots of magic to you. Alright.

22:25

Now, we don't have time here. Both the great actors tell

22:27

them when we leave

22:27

immediately. And he throws a template paper

22:29

at you and runs off it's like flailing wily

22:31

from under scrubs. See you

22:33

tomorrow? Man, I felt people

22:35

had trouble understanding. Alright. See you.

22:38

That was what an interesting gentleman.

22:40

I would like to look at this paper. You're

22:43

on crumpled the paper and Paper if the

22:45

fuddles. What could be

22:47

all of this

22:47

paper? We uncruppable paper. The game

22:49

is a fun. Bingo. Bingo a blog

22:52

here. Yeah. Like it. An address old

22:54

bolder egg for the smoking barrel

22:56

in.

22:57

Room three? Yes.

22:59

Mhmm. Now, at

23:01

the smoking barrel in the next day, and

23:03

in the top the highest hill in old

23:05

Baldry. Add a line?

23:06

Add a line.

23:07

Add a line. And saw your knock

23:09

on a door with a number three

23:11

on

23:11

it. Would you say it's adorned? Adorned

23:14

within number three. Yeah. Hold on. Let me

23:19

Very good NOx system.

23:20

So bad. I hurt my hand.

23:23

A known with a scowl on his face,

23:26

with no hair that looks not unlike

23:28

a thumb opens the

23:29

door. Miley. Ray Cyrus,

23:31

what? Smiley. Oh, Smiley. Smiley.

23:34

Is that your name? Yeah. Oh, pleasure

23:36

to meet you. Boom on

23:38

here. And this is my brother, Sawyer. Man, I'm

23:40

Sawyer. You may call me Sawyer. The

23:42

lawyer at your service. He's already

23:44

gone. Oh. He's returned to

23:46

the messy room. Where inside

23:48

is Duran, the former gardener

23:50

and Ythige 01, the midlife.

23:53

And he returns to cooking beans. At

23:55

the stove. Delicious.

23:57

You are welcome to

23:58

enter. Hello. Good sir.

24:01

Oh, hello. What

24:01

is your name?

24:02

I'm I'm I'm Duran.

24:03

Oh, Duran. Do you need a good lawyer? Oh,

24:05

that's

24:05

never a bad deal on the card?

24:07

I do. You know, you might need a lawyer

24:08

on Yeah. Yeah. That's because

24:11

It's

24:11

never never bad to be friends with a lawyer. Yes.

24:14

Well, I'm a lawyer at your service. I

24:16

put my hand out waiting for your car.

24:18

Oh, here it is. Thank you.

24:19

I'm gonna put in my inventory. Madam. How

24:23

are you? I'm I'm doing

24:25

fine. Do you? What are what are you

24:27

two doing

24:28

here? You know, we We were

24:30

visited by this old wizard,

24:32

very fast talking wizard who

24:34

said that we were the chosen

24:35

ones? Yes.

24:36

Collectively, we are the chosen

24:38

one. Are you a part of his team?

24:41

Or are you here to help us, get us

24:43

into figuring out what our purpose

24:44

is? Dude, I fear that we may

24:47

have all been swindled by by this

24:49

wizard because I believe he might have given you the

24:51

same pitch that he gave me and

24:53

my new friend

24:54

here, Darius. He he might be giving us beans too

24:56

though, you know. What do I think? Those are mine.

24:58

I

24:58

mean, babies. That's hilarious. Yeah.

25:00

Was it your beans? Unless

25:01

he's the wizard in disguise. Oh,

25:03

are you a wizard in disguise

25:05

reveal yourself? What?

25:07

Okay. He is just smiling. As

25:10

you're talking, an old lady in the stained

25:12

floral dress and clothes around

25:14

the

25:14

room. She checks the time. Where are

25:17

the others? The others?

25:20

This is it. This is it.

25:23

You're not gonna be able to maintain that voice very

25:25

long.

25:34

Audio podcast. Oh,

25:35

twelve, and do you need assistance things.

25:37

I got some calls here for my bank pocket. She

25:39

puts her hands to her face and

25:43

tears out a chunk of her hair. Got

25:46

a dagger. I can end this real time.

25:50

Here's the cut would love this.

25:52

Must we restrain you. Six

25:55

to get

25:55

out of here, y'all. Smiley backs away too.

25:57

He's like, ugh. And

25:59

it's in the she goes poop. goes

26:01

rigid. And falls stiffly to the ground like a plank

26:03

of wood. And howling

26:06

and pain. She's still making noise on the

26:07

ground. Yep. Can I walk over

26:09

and close her like, put my hand over her mouth

26:11

or, like, a cloth over her mouth to try to silence

26:13

her? Yeah. But before you get to a spyzer,

26:15

no no. Any grab the blanket and gesture

26:18

you help cover her. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do

26:19

that. And toss the blanket over her.

26:22

She's screaming in pain. Smiley,

26:24

can

26:24

we do anything about the sound? About the noise? No.

26:27

No. No. There's

26:28

more than one way to skin a cat. What what if you give

26:30

her some of your beans? Well, as you're

26:32

speaking, she suddenly goes silent. Oh,

26:34

fine. She's

26:35

dead. I I pulled the blanket up to cover

26:37

her head and her eyes. Time someone

26:39

call it. I've just witnessed an untimely death.

26:42

Suddenly. Oh, Ossif he springs

26:44

from the tattered blanket and emerges from

26:47

a pile of wrinkled skin and hair still wearing

26:49

the old ladies floral dress

26:51

Just a little parlor trick of mine, a simple spell

26:53

to disguise oneself.

26:55

Absolutely phenomenal. I've never seen anything

26:57

laughing. Was horrifying. Jesus.

26:59

And say the image that it will take to my grave.

27:02

Truly a great wizard. As he speaks

27:04

a large fluff of old lady skin still

27:06

hangs from his

27:06

nose. Thank you. Thank

27:07

you. I'll knock it off with a a dagger.

27:10

I would like to congratulate you, Duran,

27:13

for your keen eye in spotting me. You

27:15

knew that I was not in danger and

27:17

that was in purely a disguise. Here you go. Here's

27:19

a little gift. It's a magic coin

27:21

that always lands heads up.

27:23

Oh, that's very handy. I'll take

27:25

that.

27:25

More very heady. As you

27:28

look at the magic coin, you see it's Osteffi's

27:30

face on it, and both sides have

27:32

his face on it. Both sides are heads. So

27:34

it's not that it always lands heads up. It's

27:36

It always lands heads up. Got

27:38

it. Line. But has to land

27:40

heads up. Yeah.

27:41

Wait a hell. But my butt and call me a biscuit.

27:44

That's my coming handy later. Well,

27:47

I must thank all of you for joining.

27:49

You're welcome. What did we join exactly

27:51

did? You're going to save the world

27:54

from a great evil. Right.

27:55

Right. And there's there's pain. Yeah.

27:58

Okay. I must apologize for the sub

28:00

diffusions. It was necessary. See, there

28:02

are enemies everywhere and they wish for nothing

28:04

else but to kill

28:05

me, the great Ossuffy. I'm

28:07

gonna give smiley a weary glance.

28:10

Yeah. Yeah. He gives it back.

28:12

So let me get this straight. The evil we're

28:14

protecting the world prom is because someone

28:16

wants to kill you. Yes. They want

28:18

to kill me, but they know that I and

28:20

my loyal squire smiley are the

28:22

only ones that stand in their way. Until

28:25

now. It might ask why

28:27

you must require a lawyer.

28:30

A bar made a Gartner.

28:32

Extner. Extner. And a wet

28:34

noise. Is that what you are? No.

28:37

What do you think a wet nurse does? Nursing

28:41

in the water. I don't know. He's in

28:43

a cold. Wow. Really.

28:45

What made you call this recording?

28:48

Yay. Personally,

28:50

AD.

28:52

One more try. You got

28:54

it. You mean what? There it is.

28:57

This is quite peculiar of

28:59

heroes? Yes. Yes. peculiar

29:02

but also special. The five

29:04

brave heroes. The fabulous

29:06

five that we'll call

29:07

you. The fabulous fight will save the world.

29:09

There's fucking I'm just turning around. There's four.

29:11

There's so four of them. Smiley. No.

29:14

No. No. No. There's why. There's you, the old lady

29:17

whose top hat resembles my grand and whose bottom

29:19

hat resembles my donkey. The grubby

29:22

The grubby one over there

29:24

with who likes dirt, the siblings

29:27

who talk too much, and then

29:29

the skinny blonde one in the corner.

29:31

Yes. That's five. Adeline turns around.

29:33

Mhmm. That's my broom. Oh.

29:36

In line.

29:37

As a modifying broom, I'm

29:38

a Fabulous form. The fabulous

29:40

form who will save the world.

29:42

Can I take the broom? Alright. She's coming

29:44

with us. Not

29:46

smiley. Smiley. Smiley grabs

29:48

the broom from you. If you're gonna steal it. Can

29:50

I make a straight check to take it away from him?

29:53

Sure. Roll off. It's a roll off.

29:55

Eleven. That's a mighty eleven. Unfortunately,

29:57

but that's not strong enough. Smiley grabs

30:00

it from your hands and then begins

30:02

to sweep up the remains of the old lady

30:04

skin on the floor. Now, the

30:06

fabulous form, as you're called, we

30:09

need a leader who among you shall be the

30:10

leader. Any of you? Like, I kind of

30:13

shy away. If you're willing to pay my legal

30:15

fees in

30:16

my no. Not me. No.

30:18

No. I mean, I'll I'll do whatever

30:20

you need me to do, honey. I need

30:22

you to save the world.

30:23

That's what we're here for. Yes.

30:25

I have a bit of a confession. One of you,

30:27

as I said, is the chosen one. I'm just

30:29

not sure which of you is

30:31

the chosen one. Oh, so you gathered us all

30:33

here today just to murder us,

30:35

to find who the chosen one is. So

30:37

No.

30:37

No. Are we all gonna fight each other? You see,

30:39

magic, it's not an exact science.

30:41

In fact, it's not really science at all. It's magic.

30:44

And in my seeing stone, I had

30:46

a vision of the chosen one. But

30:48

if the vision was a bit blurry, just

30:50

like my vision, you saw your fifth companion

30:53

in the room. Yes. You the Jynaya looks at

30:55

her curved body and compares

30:57

it to the

30:58

Duran. Because

31:00

how bad is your vision?

31:03

One.

31:04

Just pixels all

31:05

the space. Yes. My eyesight is not

31:07

the greatest. Yes. But, you know, with some clever

31:09

soups saying, I was able to narrow down

31:11

the chosen one. To only fifty

31:14

six out of everyone in Faiza. Fifty

31:16

six out of everyone. That's a decent news.

31:18

Yes. Yes. And after subtracting

31:21

the dead ones, That left only forty

31:23

three chosen ones. And

31:25

so I began my great search, my amazing

31:28

search. What a great job I did. Yes.

31:30

I was able to find twenty two of

31:32

you, twenty two of you chosen ones. And

31:34

after cutting seven because they were annoying, that let

31:36

fifteen chosen ones. And three

31:39

died on the way here. That leaves twelve. And

31:41

out of those

31:42

twelve, the four of you

31:44

showed up. Why?

31:45

Are you sure you cut all the annoying ones and

31:47

she looks straight at Sawyer. My

31:50

dear sister, you do cut to

31:52

the cold soul of me. The four

31:55

of you show that's great news better

31:56

odds, you each have a one in four chance

31:58

of being the chosen one. Congratulations.

32:01

Congratulations. One out of

32:02

fifty six. Right? But

32:03

one out of four is only four here.

32:05

Oh, okay. Okay.

32:06

I left those off. What's math? I don't do math.

32:09

They don't do math, but it

32:10

was incorrect. It's correct. No.

32:12

I'm not very smart math language. Even

32:14

I even during those. You

32:17

can't be the chosen one if you don't show up.

32:19

That's how it works. I have a poster in my

32:21

account.

32:23

This is the same thing. Is

32:25

there a picture of a cat hanging on to a pole?

32:27

Indeed.

32:28

There is. Just do you

32:29

recall the one? I sure do. In due

32:31

time, we will discover which of you is the chosen

32:33

one. Until then, you'll just have work together.

32:35

And I don't

32:36

know. As far as the leadership goes, maybe

32:38

any any money.

32:40

I thought Adelaide volunteered. Oh,

32:42

Alan. Okay. You shall be the leader for now. And then, you

32:44

know, when you get bored of it, you can, you know, we

32:46

trade off. Oh,

32:47

I'm not I'm not afraid of keeping these folks

32:49

in add a line.

32:50

No. A classic.

32:52

I picked up a few jokes barpaine. Smiley.

32:56

It's a

32:56

great Made a laugh. Was that a layoff? Mhmm.

32:58

I think he's offering you beans.

33:00

Adeline goes down and Neil's closer to

33:02

smiley to see if she could hear what he's saying. Yeah.

33:04

This is my beans. Okay. Correct.

33:06

Alright. Now, shall we get busy saving the world?

33:09

Let's get busy getting rich. Pleasant

33:12

trees might punch and piles. We've got

33:14

some exciting announcements and puppet videos

33:17

coming down the putrid pipeline. So make

33:19

sure you and your friends are following us at

33:21

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33:23

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33:25

if you post on social media using hashtag

33:27

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33:29

MPC in the show after you.

33:32

01

33:36

now tell me, have you ever heard of

33:38

the shadowing? But shadow main?

33:41

Shadow main?

33:42

Her legends of it. Yes. But

33:45

don't really know much about it. Well, the shadow

33:47

main is a dark plane of distance that

33:49

mirrors our own except while

33:51

our world is mostly good with

33:53

some evil speckled about, the shadow mane

33:56

is the opposite. The Linky wizard takes

33:58

a seat in Smiley's gnome sized chair.

34:00

His kneads bent up just for it. Somehow making

34:02

it look comfortable, he takes a bite of food from

34:04

the table and Smiley grumbles. See,

34:07

our world are not unlike smiley's cooking.

34:09

See how one side of this bread is barely

34:11

toasted and the other burnt to a crisp

34:13

covered in evil. It's exactly like our

34:15

two realms. And our problem, you

34:17

take the sausage and shoves it through the toast.

34:20

Is this a hotdog? Just

34:23

essentially a hotdog connecting our

34:25

two worlds. Hundreds

34:27

of years ago, there was a gateway that connected

34:30

our world, theta, with the shadowing,

34:32

that allowed beings to travel back and forth.

34:35

And once everyone in the shadowing discovered

34:37

this, they started trying to take over our half

34:39

of the bread. I'm sorry. You said beans or

34:41

beans beans? I'm sorry.

34:44

This is pink digit. There are no beans in this

34:46

plate. This is bread and sausage. They

34:48

started sending conquerors to take over

34:50

our world. We lightly disagreed,

34:53

and after some back and forth, an evil

34:55

demigod of the shadow main vorgoth gathered

34:57

an unbeatable army to travel the sausage

34:59

to our

35:00

world. Conquer and enslav us burn everything

35:02

to the ground

35:02

yada yada yada. I guess it didn't work.

35:04

Because we're here. Yeah. Well, you know, it

35:06

wasn't looking good for us. But he

35:09

suspends the bread over the oven using the sausage

35:11

and it starts to

35:12

smoke. Tell me, when you've got a losing

35:14

hand, how do you win? Blah. The

35:16

chief

35:17

Is that not the right answer? You eat. The

35:19

sausage. Did

35:21

you murder your opponent? You did deny

35:23

a passive stab. That was

35:26

a feeding instinct. You pull out your

35:28

two headed coin. Embed everything on heads.

35:30

Very good. But in this instance, that's

35:32

not what they did. Hundreds of years

35:34

ago, they had a losing head. They chose not

35:36

to play. Before

35:38

Voorgoth and his army crossed over, a family

35:40

of heroes created a door

35:42

for this gateway. Bam, with a lock.

35:45

Three of them and it worked. Yay.

35:47

Yeah.

35:49

That was very Jet Bush. Please climb into

35:51

you.

35:54

They locked the gateway to the shadowing. Saving

35:56

us from Thor Goth and his army. Still

35:59

opened hot topics across Mesa.

36:02

It makes you wonder though. If they lock the shadow

36:04

main door, What happened to the three

36:07

shadow main

36:07

keys? Why did they make three? Three

36:09

locks is better than one. You

36:11

say that? As if he

36:14

slips his hand at his rope and falls out.

36:22

And pulls out a silver key. He

36:24

spins it around, winks, and turns into

36:26

the bathroom, and shuts it

36:27

over. He had a silver key. It was the

36:29

key to the

36:30

bathroom. Did you use the key to unlock

36:32

the bathroom? What does the sausage

36:34

represent? I

36:37

I am

36:38

confused. He opens the door. Are you good

36:40

to follow? Oh, yes. Come

36:41

on. When you close the door behind you, usually

36:44

that doesn't say Follow me.

36:45

Follow me. To the bathroom?

36:47

Yes. If you insist. Adeline

36:49

follows him. As you enter Assafee

36:52

stands on the chamber pot and struggles

36:54

to unlatch a trapdoor on the ceiling. For

36:56

the record, this is just a key to this trapdoor in the bathroom.

36:58

Oh, no. That's not the vorgoth key. No. No.

37:00

This is not a key. Zero. Okay.

37:03

Just for dramatic effect. Do you need help

37:05

with that? The trapdoor clicks and a

37:07

diagonal ladder falls forward in

37:09

smackman

37:10

effect. Oh, I've heard tail of the diaper.

37:12

I've never seen a diagonal layer before.

37:15

It's it's just tears.

37:20

Ossaby picks himself up from the ground

37:22

and climbs up. We're going

37:24

into the attic. Okay. He perhaps have your engines

37:26

for

37:26

centimeters. Is this because this seems to be a bit

37:29

test this

37:29

for me. think you Santa can go

37:31

upstairs. can't come back down. I

37:33

can't come back down. I won't be exact again.

37:37

We'll find a way back down. We always

37:40

If we ought to throw you down, we will. You'll

37:42

be fine. Cats always laid on their feet. Right?

37:44

Yeah. What a

37:45

great place to retire. Yeah. As

37:47

you climb up, you emerge on a circular

37:49

rooftop overlooking the city. Despite

37:51

several clouds of smoke wafting from the smoking

37:53

barrels mini chimneys, The view is spectacular.

37:56

Oss if he turns back to the party. The heroes

37:59

have saved us from Vorkoth and his army took the

38:01

three shadowing keys to the far corners of Faiza.

38:03

Not that they expect it anyone would ever want

38:05

to open the game. I mean, you would have to be crazy.

38:08

Right? Have you ever read

38:10

an adventure's guide to being a hero? Then

38:13

tell me what does it say in there about an all powerful

38:15

evil force that tries to destroy the world, but they're

38:17

bad. Said every time an all

38:19

powerful evil force just tries to destroy the

38:21

world, there's a cold force. Right. Cold.

38:23

A cult. Naturally, there's a cult

38:26

that worships Vorkoth and the shadow mane.

38:28

And

38:28

lately, they've grown quite influential.

38:32

How so?

38:33

They have tax free

38:36

status from the government.

38:39

I thought you're gonna say they have they TikTok

38:41

follow in. Let's just

38:43

say they're becoming more powerful and

38:45

gaining members passed. And

38:47

they recently began hunting down the three

38:49

ketamine keys. It points down to the city.

38:52

See that heavily armed compound? Yes.

38:54

That's the Church of the Shadow Man. At least,

38:56

that's their local branch. They're really kinda all over

38:58

the place now. That is the reason

39:00

we're here. Somewhere in that compound is

39:03

one of three keys. And before long,

39:05

they'll have the other two at which point they'll unlock the gate

39:07

and bring about the end of the world. Accept and

39:09

they won't because me and

39:11

the chosen one will stop them, and

39:13

the rest of you will

39:14

help.

39:14

And when when do we figure out who exactly

39:17

is the chosen one?

39:17

That is an ongoing process. Mhmm.

39:20

That's

39:20

Is it like a like a job interview? Or

39:22

is it a test? We play paper rock

39:24

scissors. Paying my lunch per diem.

39:27

We will know the chosen one when the

39:29

chosen one is no fair enough. Right

39:31

now, we have an advantage. We have

39:33

the element of surprise. Oh.

39:35

Because they have no idea that I

39:37

know what I know and now that you

39:39

know what you know.

39:40

Okay. And

39:41

what is everyone's passive perception? Nineteen.

39:44

Eleven. Fifteen. Why do

39:47

we need passive

39:47

perception. You perceive things passively.

39:50

Minus twelve. Utica, you

39:53

noticed something. Darn shadows slink

39:55

on with the roof behind Ossify and

39:58

creep closer, hidden behind the chimneys

40:00

mode. Ossify continues. Because they don't know

40:02

that I know that they already have the

40:04

Shadow Main key, and they don't know that no

40:06

one ever gets the upper hand on Ossafi.

40:09

As the shadows draw closer, you can now see

40:12

that there are two humanoids focused

40:14

on Osophy. Well, hello, dude. Are you here

40:16

for the meetings with Osophy turns around,

40:18

but as they do, they rear back and you see the glint

40:21

amount in their hands. No. Could

40:23

adeline cast fire bolt?

40:25

No. But you can roll for initiative.

40:27

Oh. Roll for initiative. Our

40:29

first initiative. Thirteen.

40:32

Seven. Nineteen. That's

40:35

a six. Youth of 01. With your passive

40:37

perception, you're able to tell that they were

40:39

focused on Ossafee. Mhmm. And

40:42

they have a goal. Mhmm. You could tell

40:44

that they don't seem to be focused on Is

40:47

there goal to unlock the Shadow beam? You don't

40:49

know. I mean, they are Shadow, so it stands

40:51

to reason that they have Shadow we

40:53

intend.

40:54

I bet you know that'd be on a shadow over down?

40:56

Yes, I do, your honor. Oh. You're

40:59

in,

40:59

like, messes with his clothes for straightens

41:01

them out. They have a surprise attack

41:04

and they're going to both throw

41:06

a party. Both throw daggers

41:08

at Assafee. Okay. Higher than a nineteen.

41:11

Well, they have a surprise attack.

41:13

see. They throw two daggers

41:16

and both hit Ossafi in

41:18

the behind. The behind.

41:20

And now It is your

41:23

turn. Saw you. Okay.

41:25

Good thing else to be is caked up. Oh,

41:31

there must be Oda. And I cast

41:35

I cast boy with trimmer at

41:39

those two guys that just stabbed

41:41

my computer tree in the behind. You cast

41:43

Earth Trimmer. Yeah. We're on a roof.

41:46

Can you read Earth Trimmer? You cause a

41:48

trimmer in the ground within range

41:50

each creature other than you in that area

41:52

must make a dexterity saving throw and a failed saving

41:54

creature takes one of six blows in game and just knocked prone.

41:57

The ground in that area is a loose earth or

41:59

stone, becomes difficult trained until cleared.

42:01

Alright. The roof begins to

42:03

shake. Oh, no. And everyone everyone

42:06

make a Well, no. I cash it towards

42:08

where they are. Yeah. But the earth underneath

42:10

the building is shaking. The entire

42:12

building would shake.

42:13

It's an earth way.

42:15

Worries to do this all time when you're kids.

42:18

Everyone make it guess a deck

42:20

deck safe. Twenty two. Twenty two. Okay.

42:23

You're fine. They're

42:23

thirteen. You're

42:24

fine. Sixteen, four.

42:28

You got four legs.

42:30

You just got a tonnage. I told you don't put

42:32

me don't put a horse on a roof. That's my

42:35

mom always said.

42:35

Don't put a horse on a roof.

42:37

Yeah. We're right after Labor Day.

42:39

Don't put a horse on. I'll use janias. Sounds

42:41

like old folks he's seen. Well,

42:44

euthagena, you are not prone,

42:46

but also one of the assassin's

42:49

is as well. And then what is

42:51

What about the damage on that? It's just to the assassins.

42:54

Right? Yeah. That is a four.

42:56

No. Wait. 1D633

42:58

damage? Okay. Numbers are hard. Three damage.

43:01

I thought it was one plus D1D6.

43:03

Let's see. Now it is their

43:05

turn. The thug that fell down

43:07

picks himself up and throws

43:09

another dagger at

43:11

Asafee. Does this one hit him?

43:13

Meya and Kaya? His

43:14

feet. His Asafee? Yeah.

43:17

Yeah. It is true to his aim and

43:19

hits him right in the back. And

43:22

then the other one that was not fallen

43:25

also makes the throw at us Safee, and

43:27

that also hits. Ostafee

43:30

is now four blades in his back. Good heavens.

43:33

He looks a bit like a demon cushion. One

43:36

of them now turns and jumps

43:38

off the roof.

43:39

Oh, where he came?

43:41

Oh, like he's escaping. Yeah. Would

43:43

that open him up to attack button? You

43:45

know, he was he was too far away. But

43:48

it is during his turn.

43:50

Alright. Well, I I like this

43:52

motif they're going with us throwing daggers. So I think

43:54

durant's gonna gonna try to emulate them and

43:56

throw a dagger back at the one that is still

43:58

standing on the

43:59

roof. Okay. You wanna roll for that?

44:02

Eleven.

44:02

Eleven. Eleven. 502 carriers.

44:05

And hit crap. Oh,

44:07

wait. So if it's tied, it hits. It

44:09

hits? Okay. It does hit. Oh. Wow.

44:12

Well done. Must also be a level two character

44:14

and you know roll damage for Yeah. My

44:17

dagger impacts him doing five

44:19

points of damage. Alright. Anything else

44:21

for

44:21

you? Not how far away is he from me?

44:24

I would say probably fifteen twenty

44:26

feet. Yeah. No. That that's it for me.

44:27

Okay. It is now at

44:30

a line's turn. Alright.

44:31

I don't like what you're doing to my friends. If

44:33

you're friends, do you?

44:35

I'm like friends, very cool. I We're

44:38

friends.

44:40

I'm going to use my fire bolt

44:42

and send that straight towards the

44:44

ug. I was on the roof. Yeah. Is the other

44:47

one off or attempting to get off the roof? He jumped

44:49

off. Okay. So he is off the roof. Yeah.

44:51

Probably jumping to the next building over. You

44:53

haven't looked over there yet.

44:54

K? Oh, man. Eleven.

44:56

Eleven. That hits.

44:58

Oh, nice. Does it one d ten? And

45:00

I rolled the one. Sorry.

45:03

I'm just I'm so nervous. I'm trying

45:05

to have a bigger pot, so my

45:07

abilities are kinda a week right

45:09

now. The thug just

45:11

after recovering from the dagger to

45:13

the side, he's blasted on the

45:16

toe. With a fireball.

45:18

don't. You know what they say? If one of your toe

45:20

gets hurt, it affects your whole belly to walk.

45:22

Mhmm.

45:24

Now it is the lovely euthagenaias

45:26

turn. You get them

45:28

clean. Thanks,

45:31

deity.

45:34

So there's the guy that's still on the roof. Mhmm.

45:36

Alright. Use the 01. It steadies

45:38

herself and gets up as she is prone. No

45:41

more. And gathers

45:44

her strength and casts guiding bolt

45:46

on the remaining thug, which

45:49

is a spell attack that is a flash of

45:51

light streak towards a creature of your choice.

45:53

Make a rain spell attack and on a hit

45:56

takes 4D6 01 damage, and

45:58

the next attack we're all made against this target

46:00

has advantage. Alright? Lots of spellcasting.

46:03

Why not make a range to attack, spell

46:05

it. Okay. Then just do What's my spell

46:07

modifier spell text plus

46:09

five? That's a net. Twenty plus

46:11

five. Twenty five. Nice. Wow.

46:13

Our

46:13

first net twenty. Yeah. Yeah. That

46:15

hits.

46:17

You don't roll damage for it? Yeah. Why not?

46:19

4D6.

46:20

Plus another one at full damage training. Fifteen.

46:23

Wow. What's it. You

46:25

have something with forty six already.

46:27

Yeah. That's a lot of damage.

46:29

I

46:29

have guiding both as well. Never mind. I just saw that

46:31

I have it as well. It's the first level spot.

46:33

Yeah. And also, I guess, any further

46:35

attacks until the end of your next turn have advantage

46:37

on that. Yep. Tardan. Targets I any

46:39

attacks against that

46:40

target. The next Yeah.

46:41

That's what I mean. The next attack. We're gonna do the

46:43

same as we were doing in previous one, or it's

46:46

the bonus damage, an entire bulldog

46:48

like Gus that in 01

46:49

campaign. So normally, it would be like full

46:51

damage and then roll damage. So then this

46:53

would be fifteen plus twenty four

46:56

if you do it that

46:56

way. That would be thirty nine. Thirty nine damage. Yeah.

46:59

Okay. Then he explodes.

47:03

I hope we did not need to learn any story

47:05

details from that gentleman. Are we are

47:08

we, like, covered in gore? You you

47:10

get a a good little speckling of

47:12

gore. Is my dagger still

47:13

okay? Yeah. It's still fine.

47:15

Okay. Good.

47:16

What about my white suit? Your

47:18

white suit is now speckled pink and red.

47:20

Good lord. Adeline takes out her little wash

47:22

block that she always has in her pocket and

47:25

start wiping her arms

47:26

down.

47:26

You all are now out of initiative. What do you do

47:28

now? I'm gonna

47:29

run over and grab my dagger -- Uh-huh. -- make sure

47:31

it's okay and then peek over the side of the roof to see

47:33

where the other guy went. You see the guy hopping

47:35

from rooftop to rooftop in the distance

47:38

disappearing. Oh. I begin chasing you begin

47:40

chasing? Yeah. How far away is he? He's at

47:42

this point. It's probably fifty feet

47:44

kite cast spell. I would

47:46

say, Gus, you move first. So if you're gonna

47:48

do anything, you do it first. Okay. Well,

47:50

yeah, I'll double move, which is fifty for me

47:52

and try to close the the distance to get

47:54

closer to this person.

47:55

Okay. Make some athletic checks because you're jumping

47:58

between buildings. A

47:59

little bit. Yeah. How many do you wanna share? It's not acrobatics?

48:02

That's what I meant. Okay.

48:03

Acrobatics. Make a two.

48:05

First one is a

48:07

I'm 500,

48:10

you

48:11

Have you ever seen mission impossible? Yeah.

48:15

You know Tom Cruise when he jumps across the

48:17

building, he, like, hits his foot on

48:18

his head. You do that. And

48:21

bang up your ankle, really good.

48:23

And that injure your chase. And

48:26

you take You're in

48:28

no You

48:32

take six points of interest. What? Good.

48:36

Like, man, is your

48:37

health? My foot.

48:39

Nothing one else wants to stay.

48:41

How far is there in for me? I

48:42

mean, he's probably, like, ten feet. Did

48:46

I run over and catch your words on him?

48:48

Is that my touch or to He's

48:51

on the other side of the building, so you'd

48:52

have to jump. Yeah.

48:53

Oh,

48:53

he made it across.

48:54

He made it across, but, like, hit his foot

48:56

Yeah. -- on the roof. We get him back

48:58

to this rooftop. Hey, here.

49:01

I'll do this. ICAS command on

49:03

the guy running away.

49:05

You speak a one word command creature who can

49:07

see within range target must 01 wisdom saving

49:09

throw or follow the commands next turn. And I just say

49:12

simply stop. What's the saving throw for that

49:14

thirteen? He doesn't stop. He keeps going.

49:16

Bobber, everyone roll a perception. Anyone

49:18

roll a perception or everyone roll a

49:21

perception. Sixteen. Thirteen.

49:23

That's twenty four. Sykes.

49:25

You're just too focused on your white suit.

49:27

Yeah. That is pretty good. Not ever.

49:29

Wait. You're just like, your Hank -- Yeah. -- you're a

49:31

little bit of a medieval tide sticks. Yeah.

49:35

And during your you noticed that your

49:37

foot really, really hurt. And

49:39

euthaginaya and Adaline, you

49:42

hear feeble,

49:44

and you look at Ossaphy. On

49:46

the ground.

49:47

Could I cast your ones on on Asafee?

49:49

Yeah. Okay. So

49:50

I run over to him and go.

49:51

Oh, we Wizard, we just met who

49:53

thinks we're the chosen woman. Are you

49:55

okay? Yeah. I'll be fine. As

49:57

long as the daggers aren't poisoned. He

50:00

dips the finger into one of his wounds and

50:02

breaks it up to his mouth for a

50:04

taste. That's definitely

50:06

poison.

50:07

Okay. Well, in that case, I won't waste my cure won't

50:09

spell on you. And

50:12

he collapses at ground and passes out.

50:18

Find out what happens next. Oh, Wow.

50:20

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50:22

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50:23

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50:25

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50:28

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50:29

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