0:00

This is a Rooster

0:02

Teeth production. Jubilations

0:17

to all you ginger brutes.

0:19

Run, run, run into the stinky

0:21

dragon. Lap up our latest libation.

0:24

Hide and dose seek. It's

0:26

a mixture of coke cannot catch me

0:29

milk. A slingshot of gumdrops.

0:32

A forking of mapled molasses. A

0:34

crumbling of ginger realms. And coffee

0:36

brewed as fast as you can.

0:39

One gulp of this gummy guzzler. You'll

0:42

feel like one tough cookie. Previously

0:45

our adventurers ventured into the village

0:47

of Vania with fresh vows. After

0:50

a trip to the Vlodbanc,

0:52

they strolled through shops, spoke

0:54

with citizens, but their townly

0:56

tour was interrupted by the

0:58

familiar face of Francesca. Round

1:01

up a refreshment? Let's resume

1:04

this rank recollection. Hello

1:13

everyone, welcome to Tales from the Stinky Dragon. I'm Gustavo Stroll

1:15

of the dungeon master of our future party. I'm

1:18

going to hit our four players with

1:20

an arrow. This week's role-playing warm-up question

1:22

is... The energy is so different from

1:24

last week. How

1:27

does your character feel about receiving slash

1:29

giving orders? Are they more of a

1:31

leader or a follower? Mmm.

1:36

Hello. That's

1:38

me saying I'll go first. I'm the leader of this party.

1:42

Barbara Dunkelman, Elgivant Brass,

1:44

the half-elf vampire barbarian.

1:47

And Elga, I

1:49

think, is definitely a leader. Because

1:52

she's been given orders her whole

1:54

life. And

1:56

she's had to follow orders. And

1:58

so whenever she... separate from that

2:01

she likes to really take charge and really

2:04

show her strengths which are

2:06

many multitudes so you're a leader if you're

2:08

not being given orders you

2:11

know like, well why don't you get out of here I don't

2:13

want to clarify I'll go back to the hall get

2:16

out of my booth I used

2:18

to be a follower now I'm leader

2:20

I'm powered oh gotcha gotcha yeah yeah

2:22

I'm powered okay yeah that makes

2:24

sense okay sorry

2:26

I'll let myself out uh

2:29

hey there it's Chip Heaney played by

2:31

Blaine Gibson Chip Heaney is a Tiefling Rogue

2:33

level 7 recently widowed and

2:36

uh what

2:38

a terrible oh my god chip

2:42

built his whole personality on the fact that he was

2:44

happily married and look what you did to me mica

2:46

that's what you made me do that's

2:48

what he made me do he's gonna

2:50

introduce himself now to everybody hey there Chip

2:52

Heaney recently widowed yeah yeah he's

2:56

still grieving he's still processing I

2:58

always say that Chip you know back

3:00

in the day oh heck of a

3:02

guy he'd take orders you know if

3:04

he'd listen to the leader if they deserved it

3:08

but you know his days is playing sports at

3:10

Yamford his days is being a volunteer firefighter his

3:12

days at dagger he's known

3:14

to lead a group of you know

3:16

ne'er do wells oh watch out for

3:18

a bastard party because if Chip's planning

3:20

it oh buddy there's

3:22

something happening every 30 minutes on the diet

3:25

and a hauler we call it like a bachelor party

3:28

yeah there's like different names for an

3:30

else place there's also like hen parties

3:33

what's the grotesque version oh the

3:36

monster mash yeah bakler

3:41

party bakler party yeah that's

3:43

good Ben says

3:45

maybe beelzebub parties beelzebub

3:47

parties beelzebud parties like they're

3:50

buds oh dang it how they

3:52

doin' dude things okay so Chip

3:54

is professing that he's more of a leader

3:56

as well yeah yeah yeah yeah I

3:58

feel like that will not work well for you paper scissors

4:00

should I'm here

4:02

yet? Oh, it's got a gun.

4:04

What is the? Half

4:08

our party have firearms. Well,

4:10

I already have nine arrows

4:12

in me from the last episode. I

4:14

got a crossbow bolts in your brain.

4:19

You want me? Go ahead. Okay. I go. I'm

4:21

John Reskir and I play Mati comfy. She's

4:23

an air cocking ghost monk. And, um, you

4:26

know, this has come to no surprise anyway,

4:28

but I don't really subscribe to the binary

4:30

very well of this conversation. And so it

4:32

really is the like, you know, I feel in

4:35

the moment and whatever it is, I'll go with

4:37

it. The third option. Yeah. One,

4:40

two, three. The third option.

4:42

You have

4:44

such a beautiful way with

4:46

the words. Does Mati find

4:48

themselves doing one more than

4:54

the other though, or is it

4:56

pretty even under in the moment? I would

4:58

say Mati actually is more of a, a

5:00

listener than, um, a follower. I'm

5:02

not necessarily going to be giving out orders,

5:05

but I'm going to take in account what's

5:07

going on around me. But if it's, I'm

5:09

getting, uh, impatient, I'm going to go do

5:11

things. You successfully manage a bakery. That's leadership,

5:14

right? You're going to lead all those croissants

5:16

around. Did you have other work? No,

5:19

you were the, yeah.

5:21

So yeah, soul proprietor.

5:24

Give yourself an inspiration. Die. Fire.

5:26

Blaine. Fire

5:30

resistance. Two for two here. And

5:33

the second recording of the day,

5:35

we're on fire tales from

5:37

the sticky dragon. Blaine and I are drinking coffee.

5:39

So Barney, for the most, as

5:44

you know, Barney Is a follower. Oh,

5:47

I'm Chris. And I played Barney, Barney,

5:49

the human cleric. I think the personalities

5:51

are merging between Chris and Barney. Like

5:53

the lines getting blurred. You're just realizing

5:56

that now. I was just waving to

5:58

Chris. Barney

6:00

is for the most part a

6:03

follower and that light You know

6:05

he could be walking around town

6:07

and then just start following so

6:09

on and not remember why or

6:12

who and and be like. In

6:14

Arms and a big since In in a panic sets

6:16

up to them and then they realize they've never met

6:19

them. It's like winning tickets was

6:21

an amusement park and made as they

6:23

see their dad and then they didn't

6:25

or knowing some ram and older man

6:27

describing how we got Barney and I

6:29

were single we got ours I think

6:32

said there's a lot to be said

6:34

for. Players. Who describe themselves

6:36

as leaders, are followers and be order to

6:38

with which you all did this and can

6:40

I Also though. I agree.

6:42

Gaia or a guy says a lot. I.

6:45

Want to? Barbara is sitting out so

6:47

I'm afraid my posture has never been

6:49

better. His ass but. That is

6:51

Barney more so as you know him

6:54

for the most part. But when it

6:56

comes down to it, I don't think

6:58

Barney's a leader or a follower he

7:00

sees that was a lone wolf, but

7:02

he does his own thing. And.

7:04

It kind of stubbornly sometimes. Of.

7:07

Got a big thumbs up from John. That

7:09

good for the arrows. Are

7:12

happy cats. Are you a follower leader? No

7:14

more ammo. I'm a leader and later maybe

7:16

I need a leader says emitters that for

7:18

us as you all are walking over to

7:20

the sign that says old and were severe

7:22

crowd forming near the middle of town and

7:24

front of the events fire and the center

7:26

of few people shouting at the top of

7:28

their lawn. Your

7:33

own though, cause me to have

7:35

broken the Damien. Thousands of them.

7:41

Be proud of you for grumbling. Suffer closer.

7:44

Processes interlocking, arm hawking be

7:46

about far. Out a

7:49

new. City

7:52

and. Protesters.

8:01

Anyway and have to focus

8:03

on he's pretty woman, the

8:05

green eyes feeding long auburn

8:07

hair wearing a full pattern

8:10

bluff amelia. Lot

8:15

of. My.

8:17

Wife. The crowd

8:19

because I wrote. In

8:26

his. Lighter

8:29

Weight is a great fight with

8:31

friends as going after all initiative

8:33

A third protesters who are protesting

8:35

Dracula. Way. I was frank

8:37

as good, trying to emerges because one

8:39

of the protester yeah defending or or

8:41

against we're willing slightly will try to

8:43

use instructables Death the they were rising

8:46

up. What's that? What's the ratio? Protesters

8:48

two or three protesters to the whole

8:50

proud of my mom Leno. This is

8:52

not a popular protests. The gods are

8:54

not new In our side were numerous.

8:56

We're going to figure out with these

8:58

initiatives. I forget the side. And.

9:00

Questions there. Ah, do not remember

9:02

how we said goodbye to Francesca

9:04

last time. They wrote often of

9:06

the desert with entering the the

9:08

last time you saw Francisco think

9:10

you'd have an end Then Robert

9:12

was with them. Being that you

9:15

move I remember now we say

9:17

that. I haven't And Spanish on

9:19

their innocence. Is.

9:22

From I'm. From south

9:24

and. Sixteen.

9:29

He further the league in here. Surly

9:31

full wrath before we. Had

9:37

several. I. Regret

9:39

nothing Then I'll bow and Marnie

9:42

year up first followed by my

9:44

teeth. So can you give me

9:46

the lay out? A little more

9:48

like where we and released into

9:50

the The Three Protesters and also

9:52

where's The Alchemists was either And

9:55

the Ultimate is with you all

9:57

currently. Rosa Mr for hims Well,

9:59

all of. It has to their outside

10:01

of the vampires and you see the vampire

10:03

is surrounded by mode and are like a

10:05

a bridge that connects the to decide that

10:08

you are on and a protest was kind

10:10

of blocking that bridge to enter the vampire

10:12

and a kind of like a small semi

10:15

circle courtyard of their north of you and

10:17

the between you and ma'am is a pointer

10:19

bystanders and the mob and can't the bystanders

10:21

are between us in the mob or his

10:24

agenda and minor like then people bystanders and

10:26

people who are milling about men are looking

10:28

over at the protesters. the. Kind of like

10:30

walking here to there shall now and then. Spoiling

10:34

how far away. Don't

10:38

humor me. On stood since person

10:40

I guess. Dear: about sixty feet away from

10:42

the mob from Isis. The you Sixty sixty

10:44

feet away from the start of the mob

10:47

and then just beyond that like they're kind

10:49

of and circling the protesters. The protests that

10:51

are few feet away further maybe like say

10:53

seventy feel okay and feet away from me

10:55

to protest against And Alec the mob start

10:58

sixty feet away and in the protesters or

11:00

seventy feet away like in the middle of

11:02

the month or a And we haven't really

11:04

determined of who are fighting with as well.

11:06

When Marnie seduces Iraq because I had a

11:09

oh he attacked. I'm

11:17

in a cast. Money's. Going to move forward

11:20

towards the group that meets and

11:22

bet with any in a cast

11:24

com a most sense. Why?

11:28

he's gonna give everybody melatonin? Yeah it.

11:30

so I had a sixty foot reins

11:33

on it and it's a twenty foot

11:35

radius spear. so if between foot radius

11:37

smear to then that would be a

11:40

forty foot. Yeah, that would encompass pretty

11:42

much the entire mob and the protesters.

11:44

I love this because he v like.

11:48

His new routines. And here, who's. And

11:50

they have to make a charisma saving throw

11:52

something. I'll read the spell. okay to suppress

11:55

strong emotions in a group of people, each

11:57

humanoid in a tweet foot radius Be the

11:59

sinner on a point you choose within range

12:01

must make a charisma saving throw creature can

12:03

choose to fail to say bitter is it

12:05

wishes If a creature failed that saving throw

12:08

cheese wanna fall into effect. You can suppress

12:10

any effect causing a target to be charmed,

12:12

are frightened when the smell and ah any

12:14

suppress the fact presumes provided that it's series

12:16

in his last By the meantime through the

12:18

he can make a target indifferent about the

12:21

creature of your choice that it is hostile

12:23

for as and different ends of the target

12:25

is attacked or harm by spell forfeit witnesses

12:27

any of it's friends being harmed when the

12:29

spell and. Creature become hostile

12:31

again until the Dm rules.

12:34

Otherwise good, very timely Se

12:36

so your target is the

12:38

mob. Yep, and the creatures

12:40

of your choice are the protesters? Is

12:43

that correct? Yeah, yeah, there a limit

12:45

to how many creatures he can choose

12:47

the radius as yeah and then a

12:49

day or is like the presumably at

12:52

Target And different about Creatures of Retort

12:54

yet so make them indifferent about the

12:56

protesters. And I target the mob, right.

12:58

And so many a hundred. Christmas

13:02

and I would also say you

13:04

tell me more. I would like

13:06

to see flimsy protesters about the

13:08

mob. To make them indifferent towards

13:10

them off to the they don't like, I

13:13

don't have to cover both. Pacifism: Very emotional

13:15

can he made the movement into the spheres

13:17

if there was. Not

13:19

because it's you know in what the

13:21

still you to targets and of every

13:23

Thursday I think like you would need

13:25

to out and yet I don't go

13:27

both ways. I will. I'll do that.

13:29

So it's Dc seventeen. Charisma? Is that

13:31

correct? Yeah. I

13:33

have plus three or need fourteen or better.

13:36

Say. What? You wrote

13:39

So I got kind of broke the

13:41

mob up into fractions of fragments to

13:43

make it easier for after all, a

13:45

bunch of different faiths, so I broken

13:48

up into quarters I wrote for time.

13:50

Awful. Roseville. Ah

13:52

Merv Boston as the Star

13:55

Wars. heard

13:57

her sister got a us citizen of

13:59

fish a 16 and a 12 Good

14:02

job, and then Eration

14:05

on the spill concentration up to one minute.

14:07

Okay, so you've got a minute We

14:12

have one minute so then we need

14:14

to get them Out

14:16

of there as quickly as possible. I'm I

14:18

guess it as a bonus that a timer

14:20

for one minute Do

14:26

it guys go and get 56 seconds I like this All

14:31

right, so I I rush

14:33

I rush What we gotta

14:35

get about it? forward

14:38

to the lady protester

14:44

Oh my goodness, it's Francesca Higgs all in the mummy

14:47

what? You

14:50

got 30 seconds. Oh, no, no, that's not

14:52

real time And then and

14:54

then and then as a bonus that One

14:57

combat, yeah, I know I know and

15:01

and then I Throw

15:04

a healing word at Chip,

15:07

okay How

15:09

is that for well, I'm sure you're right never

15:11

mind Nothing.

15:14

I do myself and I go as far as

15:16

I can and then I use my psychic thing

15:18

to push myself Oh I

15:25

Like that whenever Chris feels rushed

15:28

he just gets louder Faster

15:32

so winter and I might be

15:35

forward. Okay, you are more

15:37

than halfway up to them No,

15:48

hexals the glurb yeah, correct. There's a Right

15:51

there whole snail

15:53

village Phoenix. Yes this

15:55

character correct All right.

15:57

So I would say that because you

16:00

the spell and you you know you kind

16:02

of placated everyone that the protesters recognize you

16:04

they see you obviously they recognize you Barney

16:06

and you know they kind of hunkered down

16:08

to try to back away from the mob

16:10

as much as they can okay

16:12

they don't but they don't like hide there's so

16:14

many bystanders and the mob is like everywhere it

16:16

would be really difficult for them to hide especially

16:18

because there are a lot of eyes on them

16:20

even if they're in different eyes there are still

16:22

a lot of eyes on them usually

16:25

when I'm indifferent just close my take

16:27

a nap yeah I'm gonna do that for the

16:29

rest of this campaign Oh Barbara's so indifferent Wow

16:34

indeed Europe after Matias chip John

16:37

John gave me a look

16:39

like John's their own bird

16:44

they could do whatever they want attack

16:47

yourself if you want a kid

16:50

I'll die okay so Francesca and

16:52

hexil and mommy are the furthest

16:54

from us yeah they're

17:02

like in the middle of the bridge

17:04

correct and is there something I

17:06

can do I think I have a mustache hair

17:08

my mouth sorry

17:11

very good Barbara I want to try to

17:13

determine if this is odd that the three

17:21

of them are there in protesting I don't

17:23

understand what this protest is about it seems

17:26

like they're mad at Dracula claiming that he

17:28

has broken the vein of Alice himself I

17:31

don't know what those are because they're

17:33

being subject to them oh

17:35

ironic so critical hexil

17:38

mommy and Francesca are mad

17:40

that Dracula broke those

17:42

vows and the mob disagrees

17:44

that Dracula hasn't broken those vows it seems

17:47

like they don't want to listen to anything

17:49

it sounds it's like a slander okay

17:52

okay yeah okay thank you appreciate that can

17:54

I check to see if like I don't

17:56

know is this actually them are they being

17:58

controlled is there I just feel Dark

18:00

Magic. Yeah, I don't have to detect magic.

18:02

I'll do like insight. Yeah, I'll do a

18:04

little bit of any insight Do I get

18:06

anything like advantage? We'll give you advantage because

18:08

you know these three people Think

18:11

I might have something maybe but yeah, I'll take it

18:13

anyways because you're being so sweet Just

18:16

a sweet little dungeon mister. That was a

18:18

10 and a 6. I ate Mmm,

18:22

so two bad rolls. It doesn't seem like they're

18:24

under any Controller duress

18:26

they seem to be themselves. Okay

18:29

this mob they're just regular humanoids

18:32

Yeah, very humanoids people, you know walking around

18:34

nothing out of the ordinary. Okay, I'm gonna

18:36

take to the sky and I'm going to

18:40

I guess the farthest I could get to them

18:42

and go 120 if I double if

18:45

you move 60. Yeah Yeah, say would that get

18:47

me to them? Yeah, cuz 60 would be

18:49

you'd get at the mob But you'd be like

18:51

10 feet short of the protesters. Okay,

18:53

I guess I will land with

18:56

the protesters He

19:04

does a guillotine Question

19:12

is Dracula felt the normal way

19:14

or how do we spell Dracula?

19:17

Dr. Acula, okay. I was gonna

19:19

say if you did like a K or something. I'd be like Just

19:22

make it a G Dragula dragula. Oh,

19:24

I like that Yeah And

19:26

then I will I'll cast this of the

19:29

ask yourself But what that does is

19:31

as a bonus action or as part of a

19:33

bonus action I can make my

19:35

face glow with that right visit

19:38

and that gives me Wisdom of

19:40

the spirit which gives me advantage on

19:42

intimidation checks. Mmm. Could I actually cast

19:44

that alongside? Arms the

19:46

astral self so that it's all

19:48

a big display Like, you

19:51

know, it's very cool like my teeth flies up and

19:53

then land like like dramatically

19:57

next to the Protesters and then

19:59

glows. Then burst open with all

20:01

these extra when that, williamson. And

20:04

tells the mob oh what a what

20:06

was what what can I say to

20:08

tell them I can't imitate them with

20:10

the protests yeah to deny them are

20:12

of garlic bread or something about Dracula

20:14

being like. He

20:16

appreciates. Air.

20:18

Support. But. Once. Iraqi

20:21

back to work. Where

20:23

Air Galactica Now I go home. Go about your

20:25

day as it's added yeah I'll add add. I.

20:28

Advise you to disperse the

20:30

before this gets ugly who

20:32

name and Laden users a

20:34

single roster as. Eat

20:38

of our that's a meteor

20:40

intimidation check. I'm

20:43

busy. Do a new I gotta

20:45

say do an elder Is that

20:47

the Hannah? Thumbs up. Who.

20:50

The Hardy Me and

20:52

number nineteen. Who.

20:54

That's. Really good to see if there is

20:57

there moved by the thing on Mary's. The

21:01

gender neutral terms the king and Queen

21:03

and love it. I leave a love

21:05

it I did before role thing again

21:07

I do. A. Live in One

21:10

Three Nine. Scared by her mother of

21:12

a glare at a forty one in

21:14

Florida. The mob seems to like take

21:16

a pause and like look around a

21:19

little bit. You know that they have

21:21

way superior numbers on you but this

21:23

is our this is actually very intimidating.

21:26

I know. And

21:29

then ah, I'm not going to

21:31

actually do anything of attacks. Is

21:34

mister wants his but I am going

21:36

to do a many use my unarmored

21:38

to paint known I'm a defense I'm

21:40

a huge my patient defense and finity

21:42

point to take the dog action. He

21:44

could be really funny if they called

21:46

their bluff Go down in one night.

21:50

and and why i'm using the patient defense

21:52

or your the patient and this is the

21:55

descent is her for an argument that for

21:57

your money we are had ship europe been

21:59

elgar than the mob, than the alchemist. Are

22:02

they done? Are they dispersing? They seem

22:04

like they're taking

22:06

a moment to reassess this

22:08

situation. Okay, then I'm going

22:11

to use darkness. And

22:13

I'm going to center it kind of

22:16

amongst the mob, but also encapsulate the

22:18

three processors just to

22:20

make this big, you can't

22:23

see anything. And I feel like this is kind

22:25

of like a... I do it so

22:27

quickly after Matid's threat that

22:30

it almost seems like that's part of it.

22:32

Yeah, like lights out. Yeah, so I do

22:34

that. So it's a... you have a 60

22:36

foot range and you make a 15 foot

22:38

radius sphere, which I believe covers the mob.

22:40

The 20 foot radius thing did. Yeah, the

22:42

15 foot radius will also cover the entire

22:44

mob. Creature with dark vision can't see through

22:46

this darkness. Non-magical light can't

22:48

illuminate it. Ooh. Okay.

22:51

And then I'm going to move a

22:53

little bit closer and then I'm also

22:55

going to use his singing

22:57

voice. Oh,

22:59

I have this. We're

23:03

working to replace Micah's vocals. Yeah, it's

23:05

not going well. You need the vocals,

23:07

just let us know. We're here for

23:09

you, bud. God, I have

23:11

this thing up. Is it Phamatergy? Phamatergy,

23:14

right? I think it's pronounced Tamatergy.

23:16

Tamatergy. Tamatergy. Manifest a

23:18

minor wonder, assign a supernatural power within range,

23:20

create one of the following magical effects. I

23:22

think your voice booms up to three times

23:24

as loud. There you go. As normal for

23:26

one minute. Oh, yeah, I can do

23:28

that too. I should have done that. So I

23:30

don't know that you can do both darkness and

23:32

Thamatergy. Is that not a bonus action? They're both

23:34

listed as actions. I see. Okay.

23:37

You got a loud voice anyway. Yeah, I'm

23:39

going to use my loud voice. And regardless

23:41

of the Thamatergy, I'll

23:43

say like something very official

23:45

sounding. I'm going to summon

23:48

my volunteer firefighter days, you

23:50

know, like Conducting the

23:52

citizenry and just be like,

23:54

you know, disperse immediately in

23:56

a very intimidating way. Arm

24:00

Alarm. That's definitely an intimidation chess

24:02

game. We're all that. The

24:05

fifteen I will never plus ten on that

24:08

of a plus and wow he guard or

24:10

for is the first. The area hundred and

24:12

not bad or use mine for a shower

24:15

and go for three go with twenty of

24:17

twenty two My ruled against it were

24:19

for ten cents fifteen. Not a good day

24:21

for over there. Okay yeah are you can

24:23

see what's happening As a result of that

24:26

could start. Popping

24:28

into the night and even ships. He general

24:30

douglas into no more and certified

24:33

or it and doesn't imagine like

24:35

this is sounding. I didn't the

24:37

in it ten years we keep

24:39

talking about that where I have

24:41

the the eyes that can see

24:43

through mandible darkness oh right I

24:45

put on my stars you'll be

24:47

very dapper will have started my

24:49

plate and only see I can

24:51

hear our on it I don't

24:53

have adequate to that the like

24:55

a two minute and as a

24:57

shadow cel if the as I.

25:00

As for say yeah is part of

25:02

your arm visits of the for self

25:04

absorbed if he normally in darkness, both

25:06

magical. The non magical two different one

25:08

hundred and twenty and chemical formula activities

25:10

essentially communicate with us what's happening. If

25:12

they want to give you a message

25:14

you see the third. the crowd does

25:16

appear to be you know, stepping back

25:18

and and dispersing a bit. Safer.

25:21

The information muddied is not working. I think

25:23

you need. To attack on an. Control

25:26

Artillery. On

25:28

I target than asserts as Algo just run

25:30

in his as swinging. Gonna

25:33

start, especially Mississippi upholds or fifth

25:35

in her friends. Only

25:38

only a million devil in other thing

25:40

Eleanor that it for you trip the

25:42

out a hurry heels. Elder

25:46

Europe followed by the mob in The

25:48

Alchemist okay outta and and a surprising

25:50

Thailand's does not wanting his violent mites

25:52

and the situation could see get up

25:55

on that platform where Francesco it fits

25:57

in darkness currently are practicing the Magical

25:59

darkness. Could she just try to get up

26:01

high somewhere? Yeah, there's like various barrels and boxes,

26:03

you know, this is like a kind of like, it

26:05

seems like a trade center. Okay. So you could find

26:07

like some boxes to climb up on it. Yeah, she'll

26:10

move to a box where like she can get above...

26:12

possible. Yeah.

26:14

And then she wants to project in her loudest

26:16

voice. People and

26:19

the same age. You

26:21

are the only socialite. And

26:24

it's me, Elgobon Brown. I

26:27

know you may have never heard me and me, because I've

26:29

never left the vampire.

26:32

But I am here to tell

26:35

you, we must be safe. They're

26:38

dangerous. Oh my. Hehehehehehehehehe.

26:44

It can be him. But they

26:46

are very weak right now. Oh

26:48

no. Oh no. Look, I think

26:50

that's a triple advantage on that. Well, that's definitely

26:52

advantage on that for sure. Oh,

26:54

that's not intimidation. That's persuasion. Okay. So

26:56

you make it a persuasion check with

26:58

advantage. What's your modifier for persuasion? Not

27:00

great. Plus one. That's not

27:02

bad. I'm going to use my inspiration deck. The

27:04

barbarians doesn't have a high persuasion modifier? Seven and

27:07

a nine. Normally, I think the axe does the

27:09

persuading. Okay. Well, I guess it's

27:11

a nine is my highest role. That tracks.

27:13

So I'm trying to think about this. If

27:15

you have advantage and use an

27:17

inspiration die, do you just reroll

27:19

one of the inspiration roll? I'm

27:22

sorry. Did

27:24

the inspiration die cancel out the whole action? I

27:26

can see what one more roll. That's what one

27:28

more looks like. Oh, it

27:31

does. Yeah, you can't see

27:33

them. They'll go. You think you

27:35

did a good job. Okay. That's

27:37

just Elga's confidence. Yeah. Is that it for you,

27:39

Olga? Yeah. All right. And

27:42

you see them begin emerging from the darkness

27:44

and like trying to like blend in with

27:47

the bystanders and leave the

27:49

area and go about their regular

27:51

business. Success. Ha ha. We'll

27:53

never know who really truly convinced them.

27:57

The Alchemist starts running up trying to get.

28:00

closer to Francesca. I stop a concentration

28:02

on darkness. He jumps into the mode.

28:07

Oh yeah, he runs

28:09

straight up to Francesca.

28:14

I'll say everyone, I'll give you everyone the

28:17

choice. You can each have either an

28:19

inspiration die or five temporary hit

28:21

points. I'll take the inspiration die.

28:23

I'll take the inspiration die. I'm

28:27

not joking. I'm

28:32

taking it. I'm

28:37

sure we talked about what happened

28:39

to my team. Guys, I still

28:41

go to saving throw. Yeah,

28:44

I watched the

28:47

chip watches the Alchemist and frame Francesca

28:49

unite and then he gets close to

28:51

the teens like I

28:54

need a hug. Be

28:57

very careful with this hug. Don't squeeze do

29:00

I? I

29:02

don't promise. It's just like that

29:04

kind of a hug. We're like, yes, your arms

29:06

or each other, but there's like clearly a distance

29:08

between the body. You just kind of like tapping

29:10

arms. That's a good hug. That's how

29:12

I live my life. I mean, that's what my

29:14

team would go for. But a

29:17

chip would go in for like one of those deep sobbing

29:20

heaving. You feel

29:22

the moisture of my tears. It's not

29:24

collecting on your shoulder. Hug. Come

29:27

on. It's

29:30

there. They're there. Yeah,

29:36

what do you all want to do? I guess at this point, you

29:39

know, the protesters are there. The Alchemist

29:41

is up there with Francesca. You guys

29:43

are kind of standing in the courtyard.

29:45

So shall we just get the coffee?

29:51

What are you doing? Yeah, Francesca and

29:53

excellent and mummy. What are you doing?

29:56

Mummy. Mummy.

30:00

Obviously, Higgs, all the mummy, Francesca,

30:02

they all know you. Your timing

30:04

could not have been more perfect. Yeah,

30:07

we know. We

30:10

each have our own motivations, our own

30:12

reasons to be here, and we decided to

30:14

unite our voices, try to effect change

30:16

here, and to get to the bottom

30:19

of this. What's the beef

30:21

with Dracula? Well, we've heard rumors about

30:23

Dracula, and we have suspicions that

30:25

Eddie may have been snuck into the

30:27

vampire by Count Dracula. Oh,

30:30

we've got a cancelled Count Dracula then. Why

30:32

would he want to smuggle Eddie in? And

30:34

you know, of course, that Eddie has wronged

30:36

all of us, and no doubt he is

30:38

up to something again. There have

30:41

been rumors and sightings from locals at

30:43

a stranger at Turdvania less than

30:45

a week ago, and they described

30:47

him as a person being sinewy,

30:50

yet muscular, with green

30:52

features. It lasts a lot. As

30:54

a vaguettia. Yeah, it fits the

30:56

profile. There are also rumors that

30:59

this stranger brought a gift, and

31:01

suddenly the village was flush with

31:03

gems. And just like

31:05

that, the sightings of the stranger

31:08

went quiet. I mean, he did have the

31:10

mold. Oh, smart.

31:13

You have a resident of the

31:15

vampire with you. Perhaps you and

31:17

your friends can infiltrate the vampire,

31:19

find Count Dracula, and plead our

31:21

case to him. Then

31:23

we can find Eddie and take

31:26

our revenge. This track. That

31:28

sounds fair to me. Elgo looks around, and he

31:30

goes, Oh, right. Yeah. Now

31:33

I got a very important question for this

31:35

tree of you, okay? One,

31:38

two, three. Do you have any healing?

31:40

Mm-hmm. Potions?

31:44

Some special spells? No,

31:46

but that is a great point.

31:50

Before you enter the vampire, it would

31:52

behoove you to look around in local

31:54

shops to try and find some equipment

31:56

and stock up. Maybe find

31:59

any room for that. or word of mouth

32:01

that may help you in your journey to

32:03

the Vamsfire. We also take payment for saving

32:05

you because you were about to get dunked

32:07

into that moat down there. Just

32:09

saying. How much do

32:11

volunteer firefighters make from the people

32:13

who have the component? What's

32:16

the going rate on that? I was also

32:18

a professional assassin, don't forget. I'm

32:21

a little emotionally in hinge right now. He's

32:26

all while Chip is still embracing Matilda.

32:28

He's turning his head around to say

32:30

all of it. And bleeding

32:32

perfectly. I like it, Matilda's getting

32:34

squeezed more and more and their head is getting

32:37

like blue. And

32:39

don't forget that most residents in the

32:41

Vamsfire are vampires. So it

32:43

would behoove you, or most of you, to find

32:46

some kind of disguise to blend in. They

32:49

really like that word behoove. It's

32:51

a good word behoove. You should just turn Chip

32:53

into a vampire. What's the big deal? I'm

32:55

trying. What

32:58

led you to

33:00

believe that the

33:02

protesting would convince the

33:05

people to uprise against

33:08

Dracula? We thought that once the people

33:10

realized that Dracula imposes all these rules on

33:12

them, that he does not follow himself, that

33:14

they would want to rise up and bring

33:16

about change to make things more equal. Otherwise,

33:18

let's go get you guys some cloaks. Yeah,

33:20

let's go. We

33:24

should add to the village and we

33:26

can find some supplies, we can find

33:28

some information, and maybe take a nap

33:30

or four. It might

33:33

behoove the three of you to find

33:35

a place to lie low because you've

33:37

kind of angered

33:39

a lot of people. Yeah. It

33:42

might be behoove. When you hear a word but

33:44

you're not quite sure. I know what the word

33:46

means. I

33:49

know what the word means. I just don't

33:51

talk so good. I

33:53

only write good. The

33:56

alchemist chimes in and says, if it's okay with you,

33:59

I'll stay here with friends. I'm just gonna make sure

34:01

that she's okay. Oh yeah, you staying with

34:03

your wife? That's nice. That must be

34:05

nice. That must feel good, huh? Oh,

34:07

come on. It does. Yeah, I bet.

34:09

But where's the, go, Fott, go. Somewhere

34:11

not in the middle town. Oh yes, we're going.

34:13

If you need a hug, I'll make you a

34:15

one. No, no, we're good. This

34:18

is good. Then we can stop forgetting that he's with us.

34:20

Yeah. Could Elga look at her

34:22

cloak and see if there's like a tag on it, like

34:25

where it's from? Other than your name written inside of it. Yeah,

34:28

you take a look at it and there is

34:30

no tag, but you know, it's

34:33

because that your clothing is made,

34:35

bespoke within Vamp Spire specifically for

34:37

you. I'll make the best. Is

34:39

Elga a Nepo baby? What

34:42

am I getting it in? I can't

34:45

access my bank account. Nepo

34:48

baby. Daddy canceled my cards, okay.

34:52

Should we go to the mantle place

34:54

or and get you that sash or should

34:56

we go try something like the oldenware place? We

34:58

were about to go to oldenware. I would say

35:00

let's see what all we have available

35:03

for purchase. Yeah. And then

35:05

decide from there. Okay. The one thing

35:07

I don't want is to buy like some stupid scarf

35:09

and then find out like, this is

35:11

the knife of whatever. And

35:13

it's like the perfect thing. Knife of everyone

35:15

dies. Yeah. Before they leave, can I ask

35:17

the, what's

35:20

it McCall the protesters? Do y'all have any

35:22

currency that we could use to prepare for

35:24

this quest? No,

35:26

we came straight here as soon as

35:28

we entered Vania to engage in our

35:30

protest. Name one of the protesters. It's

35:33

the mummy. No, no, no. He's

35:36

talking to the protesters. Oh,

35:38

yeah. My brain was

35:40

like, is Barney talking to the mob asking them for

35:42

money? No, no, no, no. I broke

35:44

there. It's the mummy.

35:47

It's Elise's character and then

35:49

Hexl and then Francesca. Yeah.

35:52

Who just taught you Elise? No, sorry.

35:55

I didn't mean to do that. Connect

35:58

sometimes is remembering the voice. Yeah, yeah. get

36:00

to hear the voices before me. I said a chip would like

36:02

to go to the wares

36:06

store they don't have anything else to

36:08

offer I kind of try

36:10

to shake them down for money or anything he'll and

36:12

they wouldn't budge but though everyone

36:15

heads over to Alden wares yeah you

36:17

walk over and inside is a dusty

36:20

shop with rows of glass cases housing

36:22

rare trinkets and jewelry a

36:24

sign at the counter reads in small red

36:26

lettering now selling gems there's a gray haired

36:28

dwarf with golden eyes wearing a silk gray

36:30

suit standing there Welcome

36:34

I'm Duffy Alden. Oh Duffy? Yeah Duffy

36:36

Alden. This is Alden wares. Scottless. Do

36:39

you keep our voices down Duffy? Do you

36:41

use stuff between you and me? Right? Oh

36:44

or just to us. Yeah just

36:46

between us. You using me? Yeah

36:48

yeah well me.

36:50

Duffy what kind of stuff are you

36:53

selling? Yeah you know gems they're in

36:55

stock yeah. We're trying to real fine

36:57

line not to go down that road.

36:59

Is it gems or gems? Gems. Gems.

37:02

Gems. Gems. Gems. Huh.

37:04

Yep. Anything like that. Right here. Two points

37:06

at the side. G-E-M-S. Gems. That's

37:08

how I am always ready. Any

37:12

any weapons or any gems have the powers?

37:14

Oh yeah you know it you know it here

37:17

here here look we got some stuff on

37:19

sale we got a the ring of springtime

37:21

here a necklace of next saving

37:23

and then full price not on sale

37:25

got the ring of animal influence ring

37:27

of evasion ring of protection and

37:29

a ring of resistance. Do you have like a

37:31

like a necklace of resurrecting wife dead

37:34

wife anything like that? Mmm he

37:36

looks at the his wares again. No but

37:38

I got some gems and he holds out like a

37:40

handful of just like both gems in his hand. When

37:42

did you get those gems? Oh

37:44

they're they're they're new they're a recent

37:46

recent acquisition. Interesting. You know maybe if

37:49

you cross my palm with little HP

37:51

you can tell where that came from.

37:54

How much HP? I don't know what you got. Yeah

37:56

how much we got? I'm sorry I just had a moment where

37:59

I realized that it's it. It's HP

38:01

is health points, but also it's,

38:03

uh, yeah, it's the currency. Oh,

38:06

that's funny. Both ways. What are we called

38:08

again? Hemo point, hemo, hemo, hemo, hemo pieces.

38:10

Hemo, hemo pieces. Yeah. Very

38:13

clever. Funny. Cause at first I thought

38:15

you're like meta ing it, but no,

38:17

no, no, no. No, no, no. Well,

38:19

I think that's interesting. Um, and let

38:21

me ask you how much is this,

38:24

uh, was it a ring of neck saving

38:26

necklace of next savings? How much was this

38:28

necklace? 75 HP. Oh,

38:31

it's, and you see it's a, it's very

38:34

ornate. It's a lavish necklace of Ruby beads,

38:36

each in the shape of a vital organ.

38:39

Cause you spend a charge on this thing and, uh, put it

38:41

on the neck of a creature that died in the last

38:43

minute and cast re-bivify. Oh,

38:45

that's why it's expensive. Could've used that about,

38:48

uh, you know, three episodes ago. Three episodes.

38:53

But be warned, casting the spell comes at a

38:55

great cost. Yeah. 75 HP. What

39:00

else do they have? You said you have some

39:02

rings. I ring the springtime that's

39:04

on sale and then full price. You

39:07

got a ring of animal influence, ring of evasion, ring

39:09

of protection, and ring of resistance. I have two

39:11

hands full of gems. Now

39:14

I find this interesting that your economy seems

39:16

to be based around these HP things, but

39:18

you also took gems as a, as a

39:20

payment. Is that something we could figure out

39:22

here? You can give me HP for

39:24

gems. I'm laughing about the,

39:26

is, is, since gems clearly are valuable, would

39:28

I be able to provide you a gem

39:31

in order to, uh, exchange some

39:33

currency? You can exchange currency at the blood walk.

39:35

Okay. I guess yours is going. He's a pretty

39:37

wall. Aren't gems pretty? Is that

39:39

all they are? See why are they, I

39:42

feel like this is, if, if they're so sparkly.

39:44

Oh God, Gus. I

39:47

think he's saying no. I keep staring at them.

39:49

I have one right here. Would you like this

39:51

one? Ooh. But then he looks, he's got, like

39:53

I said, he has two handfuls. Oh,

39:56

he's distracted looking at his own hand. Where did you

39:58

get all those gems? Give me a few. And I'll

40:00

let you know how good like I

40:02

give him It's

40:05

a long one To

40:07

get some information. Hello, sir. Hello. I

40:09

give him to You

40:13

give him to HP. Oh much obliged You

40:16

see a few counts from the vampire came in

40:18

here in the last few days with some rare

40:20

gems I've never seen before Rumor

40:22

is they've got a wand that creates gems out

40:24

of nothing Counts

40:26

on breath Don't can't

40:28

say I don't think so What's

40:30

like the standing of account in this place?

40:34

They're like like government officials or what?

40:37

Oh very very high in the in the order of things

40:39

very well to do But

40:42

this is this is all this is too rich

40:45

for my blood What is the what is this

40:47

the ring of springtime do then you look at

40:49

it? And it's it's a ring crafted from igneous

40:51

glass and looks like it has

40:54

like running like little red rivlets throughout it

40:56

See this you put this on and it

40:58

can transform your body into a mature adult

41:00

in their prime So

41:06

metagame wise you have to use an action to activate

41:08

it I know while it's active you have advantage on

41:11

all ability checks skill checks and saving throws

41:13

but not attacks Could you is

41:15

it just like a one-time you think they can

41:17

use once per long rest does it work both

41:19

ways? I was gonna say I'm sure it does

41:21

like it ages him down. Yeah. Yeah Barney

41:24

I think that actually sounds pretty good for you.

41:26

I think it sounds pretty good for you, too.

41:28

I mean What are you

41:30

guys going to pay with it for? Yeah? What's how much is

41:32

it? Oh, that's all only 50 HP Like

41:36

what are the other items that they have for sale

41:38

the ring of animal influence the ring of evasion Ring

41:41

of protection and ring of resistance and like what is

41:43

of course the necklace of next thing those probably all

41:46

Cast those spells. Yeah, but I don't

41:48

know what those do. Let me let me load them all up

41:51

Do these require to miss some of them

41:53

do the ring of springtime does The

41:56

Ring of Animal Influence For wearing the spring, you can use

41:58

an action to expend a charge. You can

42:00

animal friendship, fear or speak with animals

42:02

Bring of evasion and three charges when you

42:04

fill it up stare to saving throw her

42:07

wearing it you can use your reaction of

42:09

spin ones are succeed on that pro Instead

42:11

of bringing protection you get plus one bonus

42:14

Armor class and saving throws are wearing the

42:16

ring and a ring of resistance. You get

42:18

resistance to one damage type aware in the

42:21

room which ones for clients and the ring

42:23

spring time. The Ring Of Of

42:25

A. In the Ring Of Protection. In The

42:27

Ring Of Resistance. Some it's for the Ring

42:29

Of Protection other than and under their go

42:31

for hundred pieces of crazy how I'm a

42:33

business about preparing a spring time on hold.

42:36

Now. We're going to dump him and you

42:38

only way. I just another thing. Miliband Bone

42:40

cancer. Yeah, apparently the area. try try something.

42:45

Else I could do this As a result, it's likely

42:47

that. Can I go to the bank and that are

42:49

month yeah? Why don't you go ahead and like do

42:51

that, roll your damage and and give us a summary.

42:53

Bolide do a chris year ago and we go. We

42:55

could role played out on the side bar in isn't

42:57

on here. I. Wanted to cast fast friends

42:59

on this guy. Is all alarms

43:02

go off so fast? Friends who cast

43:04

the spell is one humanoid within range.

43:06

so the a humanoid target I gotta

43:08

double check and make sure old and

43:10

qualifies as well as a nice yeah

43:12

yeah greed or theorists. Okay so he

43:14

just makes him friend least have to

43:17

you for up to an arm. Yeah

43:19

and it's. When. You need mates sir.

43:21

Something gets done. Can't rely on vague promises

43:23

foreigners are buying per you cast a spell

43:25

to one humanoid within range that you can

43:28

seem hear you and that can understand you

43:30

creature must succeed on a wisdom saving throw

43:32

or become turn by you for the duration.

43:34

All the creatures charmed in this way it

43:37

undertakes perform any service or activities you ask

43:39

in a friendly manner to the best of

43:41

it's ability. A therapist, wisdom saving throw and

43:43

are acting an important thing is at the

43:45

bottom when the spell and the creature know

43:48

there was charmed by. Yep. So.

43:52

Yet A as make his wisdom

43:54

saving there and say it's A

43:56

D C seventeen wisdom saving throw.

43:59

Rolling. Merlin

44:01

you only one I wonder

44:04

now. Been a good we're

44:06

both are roger Dad remind

44:08

you cast fast lanes on.

44:13

My friend. I. Mean

44:16

my article I do and and it

44:19

as fast as good as Senator A

44:21

to hear it. See you know where

44:23

this or in this place of vampires

44:25

and emotions oh my not why can't

44:28

we just you know but deal with

44:30

thing on like an is a non

44:32

blood mare been out of here let

44:34

me give you let me give you

44:37

I'm happily give some trades and or

44:39

even old for out front. Ah yep

44:41

I got gold and I guess I

44:44

hear I'm. A man in

44:46

the I i got this

44:48

scarf of the site lists.

44:50

Wow. Zeus Again, we're

44:52

both hands and he points at your height and

44:54

signal. Argues I can happily

44:56

let's give you are we we will

44:59

trade off the returnees people and ah

45:01

out looking more for that I sprained

45:03

ring, On a cruise? One

45:07

article friendly thing to say as are very

45:09

friendly that's a very lives like you're

45:11

crazy guys the yeah but you know for

45:13

some at first and for me. You.

45:15

Know if you want. If you want to trade

45:17

that clothing go to marry. So good to meet.

45:19

You may retrieve for some clothing. Who.

45:23

Married. For marriage, mantle or is the third

45:25

person. Oh. I. Would

45:28

only to get that ring. The spring rain

45:30

produce with the seats know. But like

45:32

I said it's just real fast. Ah do

45:34

think they'll go has it on hold. An

45:37

elder just finished up her damage rolls

45:39

I believe. so do they only have one.

45:41

Yes, they'll. Go into the of

45:43

lot bonk how they go other we're

45:46

far. As

45:49

soon. As. I

45:53

feeling. That

45:57

are so tired. And I just

45:59

gonna lie, Let's go back and forth and back and

46:01

forth Diving me up doesn't give

46:03

you a new appreciation when you attack people All

46:07

right, we'll say here in a little while it'll go we'll

46:09

finish and come back but for now It's still you haggling

46:11

Barney. Yeah, I guess it was like are there two of

46:13

them because I wouldn't have cast this if they're No, there's

46:16

only one. No, it's in rings of the

46:18

springtime. It's a ring of springtime. Well

46:22

Out again, I wouldn't like

46:24

I started casting this I

46:26

mean, I did say I'm putting the ring on yeah holding going

46:28

and go get the blood for it Or

46:31

HP for it. Yeah, and I didn't know that's what

46:33

you were going after you didn't say that that from

46:35

the beginning Friend

46:40

we try I'll give you a health check that uh,

46:42

I'll check that Guardian emblem for me to for

46:45

what? 15 HP Well,

46:47

I'm curious about the extent of the spell

46:50

like in terms of like if he's supposed to do

46:52

stuff that like any any of my

46:55

Wish like wishes and stuff would he

46:57

not then trade for something other than the blood?

46:59

Well, it undertakes to perform any service or activity

47:01

you ask of it in a friendly matter to

47:03

the best of its ability The problem is that

47:06

in this town of Vania precious

47:08

metals are they're worthless Like

47:10

he's trying to meet you in the middle here

47:12

by making these trades Like I think the intended

47:14

spell isn't like you rob someone blind It's like

47:16

they're they're more pliable and willing to to try

47:19

to figure things out with you Yeah, and I'm not trying to rob

47:21

them But they're like gold

47:23

and platinum like that that's like giving him a

47:25

rock He

47:28

can't do anything with that here in Vania. Okay.

47:30

Well, then what does he need? What? What

47:32

do you want? I'll tell you what? I don't hide and seek

47:34

dong guardian emblem just cuz we're friends instead of 25 HP I'll

47:37

give you 40 HP for the two Take

47:40

that deal. It's pretty good. I say

47:43

at this point Elga walks back in Elga

47:46

seems a little more pale than normal. Yeah

47:50

Gotta do what you gotta do. My father will tell

47:52

her about this Just

47:56

lunches that chip and takes his last HP

48:00

Wind Ring Springtime

48:02

Sir! Oh

48:05

yes yes yes. The lady will be wearing

48:07

it out. Thank you very much. Can you

48:09

cut the tag off? Don't swear it out.

48:13

He opens up the glass case and pulls it

48:15

out. 50 HP. Okay,

48:17

here you go. Yeah, there you go. And metagame wise,

48:19

if you look, you should be able to add it

48:21

to your inventory. Ring of Springtime. Okay.

48:23

You know, if you had to lose something

48:25

that, you know, wasn't doing to you, you

48:27

know, that thing process pretty nice. Just saying,

48:29

I all got it. That was very interesting

48:32

for a second. I bet you could get

48:34

a lot of HP for it. What do

48:36

you have that doesn't require attunement? The

48:38

necklace of neck saving, the

48:40

ring of animal influence, and

48:42

that's it. Alright, I'll trade for the

48:45

how much blood? Okay.

48:48

HP. Not blood. Teemo pieces. We

48:51

should have just dragged the goblin's butt here. Just

48:53

go ahead and take the hide and seek gold

48:55

and the guardian emblem out of your inventory and

48:57

I'll give you 40 HP for that. Okay. That's

49:00

it. Homeless money. Shopping spring.

49:03

Okay. Are we done here? I am.

49:06

Yeah. So we've been to the

49:08

vineyard, the mantle place, Oldenware.

49:12

What's left Gus? Two places? We have

49:14

the Lowe's Hanging Fruit. So

49:17

I mentioned this in second wind and we might have

49:19

to just pick up for it. I kept saying

49:21

vineyard. It should be vaneyard. Vaneyard. I'd make more than

49:24

that. Yeah. When you

49:26

see like a word that's close to a word you're

49:28

used to, like my brain was just kind of broken.

49:30

I think I was saying vineyard the whole time. Anyway,

49:32

there was the Vlodbunk, which you

49:34

went to. Okay. So is it just

49:36

the low hanging fruit? Lowe's Hanging Fruit,

49:38

Oldenwares, Maron's Mantlery,

49:41

and Vaneyard Val'Hera. Okay. Let's go to

49:43

Lowe's Hanging Fruit and see what's there. Can

49:46

I say something to Elga? Yeah. Go for

49:48

it. Okay. I'd like to apologize. For

49:51

what? There's a ring

49:53

of up that would take

49:56

you back to the

49:58

prime of your life, this ring ring. I

50:00

saw that and I thought how great

50:03

it would be whenever I

50:05

finally confront the creature

50:07

that took my family from

50:09

me for them to see me as I

50:12

once was. And

50:16

as I should have been, whatever I... For

50:19

me to want to have... Finally, I have

50:22

no idea what you were trying to say to

50:24

me. For me to want to have taken to

50:26

a wish back my

50:29

youth when it was robbed from you, when

50:31

I wasted away mine, it's just... I'm sorry.

50:35

I think I accept your apology.

50:39

But I'm not quite sure. Okay. Thank

50:42

you, Barney. Yeah. That's how it loads.

50:45

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is not even on the list. It's

55:45

just Barney and chips walking back and forth. Oh,

55:49

so that means you're gonna drink it first. Chips

55:52

just looking through the shop window

55:54

waving. Smiling waving. He doesn't have

55:56

much blood left. Am

55:59

I a sweetie? Hello Dad! So you head over

56:01

to the shop that has a sign that says Low's

56:03

Hanging Fruit. Inside is a

56:05

moist, sweet-felling greenhouse made of black

56:07

glass. Hanging from the

56:10

ceiling are trees, upside down trees,

56:12

bearing various fruits. Inside

56:14

you see a male orc with red eyes

56:16

and calloused hands wearing overalls who seems to

56:18

be pruning some of the trees. Bonjour!

56:21

Bonjour! Do

56:24

you speak Paris? Paris? Uh,

56:26

no, I don't. Oh. I think he just

56:28

copied you. Oh, okay. It's

56:30

called code switching. Hello, we

56:32

are here to see which you're aware of.

56:34

We are new in town and we'd love

56:37

to know what you say. It seems you

56:39

have some sort of interesting agricultural things

56:41

happening here. Here? Yeah,

56:44

yeah. I have some seasonal hanging

56:46

fruit for sale. Could I interest you in

56:48

some? I have Vlod Orange, Glare Berry, and

56:51

more top. I wonder, is it

56:53

like Vlod the Impaler? Like a blood orange?

56:56

Yeah, but like, is it called Vlod? Vlod,

56:58

yeah. That's what Dracula's face

57:00

off of. Are you named Lo's? What's

57:02

your name? Name. Lo?

57:06

Yeah. Lo? Halo?

57:08

God, you're paying a pleasure to meet you. Hi,

57:10

Lo. You're saying Halo? Halo. Halo.

57:14

Halo. Halo. Halo.

57:17

Halo. Halo. Halo.

57:20

Halo. Halo. Halo. Halo.

57:24

Halo. Halo. Halo.

57:26

Halo. Halo. I'm

57:29

gonna get Scarlet Juice for the duration. Oh. Glare

57:32

Berry. Metagame. Gives you

57:34

advantage on perception and intimidation checks. But

57:36

you can't blink for the duration. They're my favorite judge

57:38

on the British Bake Off. And then

57:40

you're blinded for one minute. Oh. Because

57:43

you're asking me to rest. And finally, this Mort Apple

57:45

gives you the effects of Fane Death, but only for

57:47

five minutes. So once Fane Death,

57:49

the other one is? False, yeah.

57:51

They're specific D&D bells,

57:53

so they have different abilities. Do you want

57:56

to go over them or you can read

57:58

them? How much are you charging for? your

58:00

fruits. Fruits. Five HP each.

58:02

I'm sorry. I can't because

58:04

you keep repeating when we say fruits. Do

58:06

you sell something other than fruits yet? Here.

58:09

No, no, no. Just don't have fruits. Is this

58:11

town full of sketchy people? I'm not quite sure.

58:13

I'm sure a shop owner seems

58:15

to have a quirk ahead of

58:18

them. I didn't mean to interrupt your

58:20

transaction if you're trying to figure out

58:22

something. Well technically I only have three

58:24

left so I can look for it.

58:26

I can donate two coins to HP.

58:28

What was the one that you said?

58:30

It gives you advantage on it. Was it

58:32

to strength and perception? Perception and intimidation checks.

58:35

It's the Glary Berry. You get blinded

58:37

though. It's a pretty bad trade-off. For

58:39

one minute after. After. Yeah, once you're

58:41

done. I'd like to buy one of

58:43

those. How much? It was five

58:45

and I have three left. I'll ship.

58:47

I'll got two. You'll ship?

58:50

Yeah, I missed my life.

58:52

If your kindness will not be

58:54

forgotten, I will put you now second on

58:56

my list. Uh-oh. All

58:58

right, the ranking got updated. Just

59:02

a dead fool. That

59:05

first one, the feign death one.

59:07

The blood orange? Yeah, yeah. That's

59:09

one minute. It appears like dead,

59:11

right? Feign fault death. False death.

59:14

False death or faint? False death. Mort

59:16

apple is feign death. Okay,

59:18

and then you use red stuff. It's for one

59:20

minute. It lasts, right? Correct. Is it

59:22

anyone who eats the Berry or do you like,

59:24

like, I guess what I'm saying in theory, could

59:26

you give it to someone? It would then not

59:28

realizing it and then they fall dead

59:30

and appear dead. Well, that's up to you. But

59:33

okay, so interesting. Orange. An

59:36

orange. You go to a

59:38

little kid's soccer game, you see. And you're

59:40

in their past nuts, orange slices, slip

59:42

on those little boogers, one of these. Put

59:45

them right in your sleep. How many? Five

59:47

for all the

59:49

fruits or just that the Berry?

59:51

Berry. Yeah, five for all. I

59:54

suppose I'll take that one, the

59:56

blood orange. You have money left over? I didn't

59:59

spend anything. Oh, yeah, you just you're right.

1:00:03

40 blood coin. Oh You

1:00:06

know what I'm not gonna do it never

1:00:08

mind. Sorry. That's the decisive

1:00:10

leadership of Barney I

1:00:13

can do that. So I don't need. Oh gotcha. I

1:00:15

have a question for no No,

1:00:19

no, no, no, no Boy,

1:00:23

what can you tell us? We're new

1:00:25

in town. We're very interested in miss

1:00:27

your Dracula And wonder

1:00:30

if you know anything about these outrageous

1:00:32

rumors about them breaking the

1:00:35

oath of Vampyre Vampyre.

1:00:38

Yeah, there's a protesters in town, right? Yes.

1:00:40

Yes troublemaker stirring up trouble for no reason.

1:00:43

I would agree What it but how well,

1:00:45

you know, just just so I understand why

1:00:47

why do you why would you think that

1:00:49

there's no way that this Could be something

1:00:52

that he would be doing doing Count

1:00:54

Dracula's a Upstanding beacon

1:00:56

of righteousness for us all. Oh,

1:00:59

and have you had direct interaction with any of

1:01:01

these counts of the area area? Sometimes

1:01:03

they will send some other battlers here

1:01:06

to Even

1:01:10

if they even if they did break as

1:01:12

a who cares, right? Like would you care?

1:01:14

I mean, does it even matter matter? Yes,

1:01:17

of course the Vows of a new home

1:01:19

better quite a bit So you would be

1:01:21

upset if you found out they were true

1:01:23

true. Yeah, but that's impossible. Yeah, of course

1:01:28

A bit of an echo echo echo

1:01:31

echo I'm

1:01:34

missing something He's just

1:01:36

repeating the last words that everyone is saying Funny

1:01:39

I was trying to think of something to make you say it.

1:01:42

I always focused on

1:01:44

on discovery I Break

1:01:48

this of the vowels say what what? Well,

1:02:01

this has been wonderful, but I have

1:02:03

nothing else to get from you. Wait,

1:02:06

wait. You? Are

1:02:08

you sure you don't have some HP you want to exchange

1:02:10

for some information? You got information? Information?

1:02:12

Would you give it to us for free? Free?

1:02:15

Yeah, okay, we'll take it. No. Oh, okay.

1:02:19

Take it? No. I toss low

1:02:21

to HP. He

1:02:23

definitely picks it out of there and pockets it

1:02:25

and looks around with his red eyes and kind

1:02:28

of like leans in. You know,

1:02:30

there's reports coming from Carcassou and Glerb

1:02:32

about earth tremors and water sources drying

1:02:34

up. And I'll give you

1:02:37

a little extra because your friend here purchased

1:02:39

some fruit. You know, most

1:02:41

folks know vampires only drink blood, but

1:02:43

there's some whispers about vampires that thirst for

1:02:45

other things, things that you can't

1:02:47

even see. Like what? What?

1:02:50

I don't know. People coming in out

1:02:52

of the spire, like what's the typically how

1:02:54

did they get in and out and you

1:02:56

know. No, the bridge, of

1:02:58

course. Any other ways? Like

1:03:00

the but the battlers, do they ever

1:03:03

fly in anything? Anything.

1:03:05

Typically they walk in here. Yeah, but

1:03:07

they don't ever fly in because they're battlers? Battlers.

1:03:10

No, no. Okay. I

1:03:13

like to think that when writing these NPCs,

1:03:15

like NPC repeats

1:03:17

the last word of that info. 100%

1:03:19

the thing. What's in the modules? No,

1:03:22

I think we're gonna go unless you got

1:03:24

anything else to say. But

1:03:26

it's been a pleasure talking to you.

1:03:29

Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna head

1:03:31

to Marin. What

1:03:34

it says is low involuntarily repeats the

1:03:37

last word you say before responding. That's

1:03:39

so good. I love that. A

1:03:41

funny gimmick. Okay. So this is all the establishment and

1:03:43

I feel like you might want to go back to

1:03:45

the mental place and get the message. I love Marin.

1:03:48

I just miss Marin, you know. I haven't seen

1:03:50

a Tiefling in so, so long. We need disguises.

1:03:53

That's true. Oh yeah. They did say that we

1:03:55

should blend in and by we, I mean only you

1:03:57

guys. Okay.

1:04:01

Yeah, what is the observationally the

1:04:03

aesthetic of all the... I feel like

1:04:05

mostly vampires, right? Yeah, so is it

1:04:07

like cloaks and like, I don't

1:04:10

know, like traditional vampire? Well,

1:04:12

yeah. Wait, I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Okay.

1:04:16

In Marin's mantles, what's the aesthetic? Is everything

1:04:18

feel like it looks like it would be

1:04:20

the typical garb of a vampire? Gotcha. Yeah,

1:04:22

I'll re-read the description that we said last

1:04:24

episode, because I think that'll answer your question.

1:04:27

Inside, the smell of fresh linens, walking from

1:04:29

racks of cloaks, capes, scarves, mantles,

1:04:31

and robes. And you

1:04:34

see the male's prepubesic teeth-ling with

1:04:36

adorable dimples wearing a violet cashmere

1:04:38

shawl that occasionally shimmers to a

1:04:40

pastel turquoise. So yeah, lots

1:04:42

of cloaks, capes, and cat mantles, robes, things

1:04:44

of that nature. And that would be disguised.

1:04:47

That's a fucking could be. Marin, Chip's

1:04:49

back! Hey! Hey, Chip.

1:04:52

Come, Marin's happy to see you. I'd do

1:04:55

the teeth-ling handshake thing. Oh, yeah. Okay, so

1:04:57

you had a cool scarf that seemed to

1:04:59

do some sort of a smoky thing.

1:05:01

What's it called again? That

1:05:04

was called the Vapors, the Sash of...

1:05:08

Shadow Sash. The Sash of

1:05:10

Shadows. Shadow Sash! There

1:05:12

it is! The barber remembered. Oh,

1:05:14

yes, yes, yes. Shadow Sash, are

1:05:17

you interested in that? 58B. Remind

1:05:19

me really quick what else you got, because we're interested in

1:05:21

looking like locals. You know, we're at Fermatis Town. We want

1:05:23

to fit in. We don't want

1:05:26

to look like a bunch of tourists. We got the Necrotif,

1:05:28

which is also on sale. And what does that do? You

1:05:30

look at it, and it's a velvet white Necrotif, redolent

1:05:33

of a crackling fireplace. A metagame

1:05:36

where you take damage, you can use your reaction to reduce the

1:05:38

damage by spending hit die. You

1:05:40

may expend and roll up to three of your hit die, adding

1:05:42

your constitution modifier to each. You can use the feature once for

1:05:44

short rest. How much was that one? Marin

1:05:47

charges 50 HP for that. Marin, I

1:05:49

see you have all these very magical

1:05:51

items. Do you have any mundane items

1:05:53

that would be ever the more cheaper

1:05:55

scales That would still make

1:05:57

us look like part of the local... Court

1:06:00

married got you covered. that's my

1:06:02

thing, I've heard of it and

1:06:05

good Mary was. keep cook, easing

1:06:07

mundane. American. Get there for you

1:06:09

real quick you know? I? you know I

1:06:11

saw one of the down traveling around here

1:06:14

recently and I loved out they like just

1:06:16

something that would make us look like we

1:06:18

eluded like them. Absolutely. Marin caters to all

1:06:20

of the Counts. All of the fine merchandise

1:06:23

here Nvidia Married can get for you. How

1:06:25

much for? let's say like three sets of

1:06:27

that. Mere. Can do that for

1:06:29

three key point a speech. Ah, there

1:06:32

you go. Then. I'd

1:06:34

toss him and H P for

1:06:36

mine aren't. Have a clue for.

1:06:39

You guys to also do that. I think

1:06:41

they're all. They're all areas where we're going

1:06:43

out. We might agree it out of fashion.

1:06:45

oh I'm saying for like of the I

1:06:47

was gonna be I'm Erin you think if

1:06:49

I got this your shadow sad to the

1:06:51

tell me gonna like blend in with all

1:06:53

our gold medal game perspective is is this

1:06:55

the Fisher up the skies Sure will say

1:06:57

by not just your future spending fifty hp

1:06:59

on it sir Okay married with you A

1:07:01

solid smearing will throw in a local cloak

1:07:03

free of charge. merrier that guy with the

1:07:05

ceiling hook up our love it just as

1:07:07

it is A secret handshake. And so on.

1:07:09

Which when are you going to be buying

1:07:12

Shadow said okay, can I get the the

1:07:14

nectar to pass the loot li smear and

1:07:16

happy the south secedes. p For the shot

1:07:18

assess and fifty pay for their knickers you

1:07:21

become sort of much marriage things you are

1:07:23

married. Ah. The

1:07:26

down like missing one in needs p I

1:07:29

did be one of them are you know

1:07:31

where they also got I I guess of

1:07:33

the that you might be a millionaire with

1:07:35

that robe of serpent evil. By something like

1:07:38

that I'm smearing could do a little trade

1:07:40

or a week the season hook up married

1:07:42

can do twenty Hp for that. Okay that's

1:07:45

a deal that the guy like nineteen espino.

1:07:48

Okay, So now I'm

1:07:50

in, removed that and read etc fests set.

1:07:52

I have twenty left as know reserve me

1:07:54

to hold on to this my might need

1:07:56

like a few for why for for a

1:07:58

cape. Saying. I. The all fifty the

1:08:01

next chef and sat of shadow sad for

1:08:03

fifty. The other ones are look as are

1:08:05

on sale. the other ones are full price

1:08:07

Marin have not talked about pricing and the

1:08:09

other ones yet muddied look that barney guys.

1:08:11

I. See you die blood. Run

1:08:14

their Hp to blow. Up

1:08:16

as a hammock are those which when combined

1:08:18

interests you and the keep. a month I'm

1:08:20

an artist or the caper Mont Blanc mental.

1:08:22

No resistance and road and probably not. Roads

1:08:25

mantle a cheap of the my bunk. Now

1:08:27

the one hundred isps and the mental So

1:08:29

resistance smear with the one hundred s p

1:08:31

for that as well. Stay out of killer

1:08:33

a aclu intended by one of those other

1:08:35

Monday night. I'm that the other store know

1:08:37

like the Animal won or something like that

1:08:39

anemone. Where are the ones that didn't require

1:08:41

two men? One of those. Oh and we

1:08:44

are yeah, one of the other. I'm starved

1:08:46

for. Gaps with just as you want to

1:08:48

backtrack their it but yeah out his garage

1:08:50

is like knock in our in our area

1:08:52

which when we had student there is that

1:08:54

the animal wondering of animal influence upon you

1:08:56

want the or the other the animal one

1:08:58

or that saw one hundred hp. A

1:09:00

month? Yeah, like I don't know who were born.

1:09:03

Guys that were greeted with this. I

1:09:05

can do is we are plenty of odorant you

1:09:07

can bleed. I mean you have the have for

1:09:09

you right from that area. And then you still

1:09:12

have full health. Never l think Bernie

1:09:14

wants to do that mare and can maybe

1:09:16

unload something for you there a when

1:09:18

you're interested and he kind of rummage through

1:09:20

your bag and pulls out your scarf.

1:09:22

Cyclists Marantz very interested in this and was

1:09:25

sincere front of ship marital hook you up

1:09:27

and you fifteen hp a that it's

1:09:29

V but I know I could buy or

1:09:31

that what it was a available for

1:09:33

fifty I'm sorry as it's or to keep

1:09:36

track of the. For. Fifty.

1:09:38

Yeah and I would have to define at that point. The

1:09:41

fruit, Barney's the fruits. yeah, the everything. At

1:09:44

this point seventy five or one hundred. Percent.

1:09:46

Seventy Five. The nicholas of next

1:09:49

thing. That. It can. Do.

1:09:51

You are not a glove they know they need.

1:09:53

could use. Who you ask? Last, except.

1:09:57

Us not as as nothing has a

1:09:59

out. The deal to put a cloak on

1:10:01

called me a head on Have a i

1:10:03

already have enough the three fruit or was.

1:10:06

Really? Quick May Ah is lot

1:10:08

orange glow rebury and more temple

1:10:10

and to play other hunters as

1:10:12

much lighter and and or it

1:10:15

comes back like me to more

1:10:17

to apple's order to her yeah

1:10:19

are all our are not so

1:10:21

my cloak and then described above

1:10:24

the with my forty gold third.

1:10:27

For. You to be forty Hp. I

1:10:29

guess. How many free to get

1:10:31

me? eight? Yeah, I'll take out. To.

1:10:33

Be term and. It's.

1:10:38

Raining. Good idea. Eyes

1:10:40

And then I'd done and I got a

1:10:43

regular coke. Could do. For

1:10:45

hims it's oh, you're.

1:10:47

Right, we had done shopping. We

1:10:49

all have a disguise if we.

1:10:51

Yeah Merry and Pippin a Korea

1:10:53

take out pleasure to see a

1:10:55

there pal any ship. come on

1:10:57

back and see all marin. And

1:11:01

I threw my session go. As

1:11:04

fast as I like to imagine

1:11:06

you walk with more like understand

1:11:08

now as yeah yeah more hip

1:11:10

shaking. Was. Is hard to do

1:11:12

with cancer. Higher power walks. Certainly

1:11:14

try to make our way into

1:11:16

other them Do. That. Oh

1:11:19

no No No yes, you read.

1:11:23

Have and to see how that I

1:11:25

hired and on isn't as gay as

1:11:27

an it gets really arises I think

1:11:29

our yeah we press on the an

1:11:31

elder you know a great place to

1:11:33

rest of. Don't. Say the

1:11:35

vampire, the rumor, and everything.

1:11:37

I. Love.

1:11:46

Being around. People and they

1:11:48

get their not like. I'm sure that

1:11:50

moment we meet your father, everything's going

1:11:52

to go smoothly. Know in our party's

1:11:54

gonna have any issues with him and

1:11:56

Eric the Uk government dig up his

1:11:58

hobby. I work right now. It

1:12:02

were like. And in or anything like

1:12:04

that. Not. In. The Vampire. Like anything

1:12:07

that we could sleep and not enough.

1:12:09

There's no and is no place that

1:12:11

advertisers large. Party

1:12:15

said system is set of

1:12:17

by I Can. Say.

1:12:19

We hot lava. That

1:12:23

what's our timeline light. Of the.

1:12:25

I. Was for I was reading in the more

1:12:28

tebow I can we go into the Derby

1:12:30

of families as I think we can. I

1:12:32

do that that that's all right I would

1:12:34

love to see where you are aware that

1:12:37

is what made you are say there is

1:12:39

that we've been entered a city we had

1:12:41

a in an encounter what so was I

1:12:43

get up and we dine her Saturday night

1:12:45

before that that bad and fuck go with

1:12:48

told you consider him or drunk he. Hurt

1:12:53

his you know Day said he put

1:12:55

your oxygen. Mask on the for him

1:12:57

out for. Us.

1:13:01

I guess leader thought the braves. Do

1:13:03

we need pseudonyms? And

1:13:05

number and guys are like I

1:13:07

read in a discount. The you

1:13:09

can be a vampire Money. And

1:13:12

you remember me and your them

1:13:14

by I can't lie, I wanna

1:13:16

suck your blood. They're

1:13:18

good at very inappropriate. To

1:13:21

me than outright tell people we want know that their

1:13:24

blood. Oh. Okay barry other

1:13:26

or Barney has a problem with it was not

1:13:28

about of what is your marching or to walk

1:13:30

in a programs for me first. I'll.

1:13:32

Be right Binder Ah,

1:13:34

an hour. Ago

1:13:37

next. Oh yeah, I'll be

1:13:39

behind barney ship bringing up the rear.

1:13:41

Yeah to go Lgbt Barnard's You

1:13:43

really wanted back toward verb As far

1:13:46

as you know where the protesters

1:13:48

were and where you encounter but mob

1:13:50

earlier and they're going or said

1:13:52

the hey black stone bridge that sits

1:13:54

over remote of blood. And

1:13:56

there's a large open arts and for into

1:13:59

the tower. That appears to

1:14:01

be flagged on either side

1:14:03

by agnes Don't Bat Gargoyle.

1:14:05

Is. Your organ music playing. A

1:14:09

Guinness? Don't. Like aka

1:14:11

Cygnus don't is like from as don't

1:14:13

have a mountain in my family thought

1:14:15

on alien correct and it appears of

1:14:18

the bridge is probably made of. Think

1:14:20

that you're a fool saw how Me

1:14:22

While I like this a lot that's.

1:14:25

Ah, Damn legs in

1:14:27

our flag. Their yes you walk through elder

1:14:29

you see that they're also tooth for ah

1:14:32

to I added in an empty chamber right

1:14:34

there behind the gargoyles and a theme account

1:14:36

and little anti chamber of the how does

1:14:38

that look so that you walk up in

1:14:41

the bridge in on the bridge and there's

1:14:43

like a little alcove and behind the gargoyles.

1:14:45

enough for that is brought to our before

1:14:47

you were like really interesting article or by

1:14:50

of dark room before a room Correct gotcha

1:14:52

Okay doesn't seem like a concentrating on something.

1:14:58

They don't seem to pay you and you mind. Funny

1:15:02

else can I saw? their line of isn't

1:15:04

yeah I'll make me and are gonna check.

1:15:08

Flint. He. Did seems like the

1:15:10

concentrating on maintaining a spell on know

1:15:12

if I know of a morning spell.

1:15:14

Am I going to turn into a dinosaur again? Nets

1:15:17

Vine Time Baylor yeah, I'd be

1:15:20

doing much more Minnesota. I sense

1:15:22

that they don't seem to reply

1:15:25

exactly what they're looking. At least

1:15:27

they're looking at each other or

1:15:29

like on opposite sides of antechamber

1:15:32

they are. They are A and

1:15:34

freeway barriers that they are. Ah

1:15:36

and and it's entry and aspire

1:15:39

for the vampire and for and

1:15:41

and and there are lots of

1:15:43

like the. Black Obsidian Gargoyles or

1:15:46

know these are for I had been

1:15:48

fired at a diner. How we going

1:15:50

to? We're steam and I think that

1:15:52

the they're going to be checking via

1:15:55

spell. That. We are Yeah,

1:15:57

favour Catherine contest on I met.

1:16:00

The beginning he out us. I

1:16:02

have an idea. I know

1:16:04

I have an idea. Our

1:16:06

the or Alga assistance and

1:16:08

then mine's a. Bad ideas as

1:16:10

am on lead whether the idea. Feed him

1:16:12

at the same time in three. As

1:16:16

I only got as as shape stone.

1:16:19

Oregon and a Touchstone object to

1:16:21

medium sized. Lawless and I can

1:16:23

shape the dimensions of forming an

1:16:25

issue and he said that I

1:16:27

want so I can just.com As

1:16:29

three, we make our own way

1:16:31

and. And avoid that as

1:16:33

in make of dollars somewhere else in

1:16:35

the building there's a moat around the

1:16:38

so direct we are entering the as

1:16:40

only bridge and we can't cross a

1:16:42

moat regional everyone can fly. Mean

1:16:45

you. Know

1:16:47

I Drew Carey. I'll get your

1:16:49

head said. I jump on to

1:16:51

one the Rothys and give him

1:16:53

a hug. It's

1:17:02

yeah. make a team of

1:17:05

it. Was the district

1:17:07

check? Yeah. I.

1:17:10

Have a follow up on the simulate to resolve.

1:17:12

know I hope to cook I think seen this

1:17:14

of the game and then I'm gonna make the

1:17:16

spirit to make a concentration check. It

1:17:19

costs seventy Darned yeah. Birth for

1:17:21

up to your doesn't serve you

1:17:23

offer anything but doesn't you know

1:17:25

warm we return your your your

1:17:27

hog in your embrace. It still

1:17:29

seems to be maintaining whatever concentration

1:17:32

it is that. Ah yes. My

1:17:34

father will be very upset to. Hear that

1:17:36

you guys did Not a good. Me getting

1:17:38

harder Father rupee baby of see

1:17:40

if we do not do my

1:17:42

duty Network will be a mild

1:17:45

said about. Your

1:17:50

calendar Huge run I'm afraid. The

1:17:54

for our to did not acknowledge you. Can

1:17:56

of land orange. The

1:17:58

Earth for to look for. You and and

1:18:01

narrows it's I see. Do Not

1:18:03

need to eat at My email

1:18:05

Elite certainly date is a lot

1:18:07

of things you don't need to do

1:18:09

in life that you do for

1:18:11

the pleasantly. Do Not eat fruit and

1:18:13

so is worse in my. Mind

1:18:17

is an eye he has. Done

1:18:20

Any like ask if you did some and the

1:18:22

like, what happens. With some I think of you

1:18:24

authored can be fine. fine but yeah I wonder like

1:18:26

a. Message. we're

1:18:32

going to as the most other my room.

1:18:35

As long as they have

1:18:37

been invited by com uma

1:18:39

from prepares for oh has

1:18:41

ah. In

1:18:44

the last I saw remind me of

1:18:46

the bachelor that it's with bread. do

1:18:48

I cannot do that? I

1:18:51

think the password? it's. Kind

1:18:53

of time able to figure this

1:18:55

out cause I have a question

1:18:57

to hogan Elder Snowden Ahead Elder

1:18:59

Elder: To: is it only are

1:19:01

living creature second faster. Than

1:19:04

I think it does have to be

1:19:06

invited by like if we're dead fraud

1:19:08

and services. I don't know that has

1:19:10

anything. To do with she's not dead, she's

1:19:12

under new player. I guess we're the food

1:19:14

that make you literally like your dad, not

1:19:17

mine. I have the firebomb soon as I

1:19:19

could. We just like it. Could we get

1:19:21

it at a new curious and unlike aware

1:19:23

a year ago as like if I'm like

1:19:26

I'm during and and a corpse yeah I

1:19:28

think it will it as I mean no

1:19:30

reason at what I feel like it's it's

1:19:32

more like an egg in a world where

1:19:35

there's like dead on dead and living combines.

1:19:37

I feel like you get through the screening

1:19:39

for people that. May or may not trespass

1:19:41

and or have been invited to think any

1:19:43

the shopkeepers that have had the passers were

1:19:45

any of the people that we talked in.

1:19:47

The shots for the Vampires is a lot

1:19:49

of people in the area where vampires. We

1:19:52

never asked for a bit. Shopkeepers make a

1:19:54

with a job. I have a big recollection

1:19:56

of things I see. yeah but you have

1:19:58

to interpret what it is that you. The

1:20:00

Bay know. I have an

1:20:02

idea of i didn't see know again and what am i

1:20:04

make would check whether the and just like I'm running for

1:20:06

with them. As your when I was

1:20:08

super see what Mr Scott and with and.

1:20:11

Nineteen know you don't believe any of

1:20:14

the shopkeepers encountered were vampire. Partido Crimea.

1:20:16

pull out the current this day I

1:20:18

at the yonder letters and I'm just

1:20:20

gonna ride. What's the password of a

1:20:22

near the secret password? Athenian? Ah, that's

1:20:24

good idea. Okay, so I think we've

1:20:27

been thinking that the wrong person been

1:20:29

writing these notes to us. Distributor.

1:20:32

Son and aren't familiar? How does and are

1:20:34

Just so I'm clear, where are you doing

1:20:36

a very still doing this in the anti

1:20:38

chamber up there by the gargoyles and different

1:20:40

to or do Walk away from the Vampire

1:20:42

Slayer where are you all? Tip is one

1:20:44

filthy dirty gonna kind of like wander back

1:20:46

meteor to the drawbridge. I'm just gonna young

1:20:48

enough. Yoyo did these days installed their sixteen

1:20:50

hundred as soon it's going out aside from

1:20:53

the teacher and they admired they could go

1:20:55

there so sell be so you're at the

1:20:57

other side of the moat like away from

1:20:59

the vampire back kind of where the protesters

1:21:01

were. Sure he I can wander back

1:21:03

or that I think I think is to do

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that in case there's like alarms. Yeah so are

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you send off the car to see I'm and

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you feel tapping on your shoulder. And

1:21:12

I look at the tapping, the turn around

1:21:14

and the alchemist to standing there is a

1:21:16

i don't know if the alchemist as he

1:21:19

has been sending the method is what do

1:21:21

you need the password for We I get

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into the Third Dogs this by the Tampa

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like the damn fire whenever the up right

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right amp on fire we gotta get in

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there to talk the jacket. dude you know

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a better way to get in there the

1:21:34

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and signed. it's a good three

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decker first hand them out The

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million as a good on well

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our rogue This is your moment,

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you doing out there is is

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your moment. You just need to

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I'd in the anti chamber and

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listen for someone else to enter.death

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their work right? Oh different. The

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plan? Okay oh no. you're very

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big deal with the for the

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game. And

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I am Huddle Up Or I mean you're the Alchemist. A

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father and mother. anything? I. Think

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I'm going to to hide? Maybe I

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didn't wanna linger off the drawbridge and

1:22:34

then fret over here. The

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password as soon as President Reuven

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is a fantastic idea. Yeah, you

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came. Up with that all on your and in a

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and the are you agree to it

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while you do that will go take

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a rest ha. Knowing

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what. Are

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you know it's worth a try and

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also said to don't you have I

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have a jar of the baboon, are

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you on the other and his name

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is? About you used to climbing

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post and another one but are no for

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you the other easily build a high though.

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average height of the drawbridge and try to listen

1:23:14

and phone under it. Yeah. Okay

1:23:16

so you're from the far side of

1:23:18

the drawbridge or bridge. we're going to

1:23:21

get under it, climb across the bridge

1:23:23

and in listen from down there to

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procreate with the password as yep men

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can hide track can we can I

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you in a cast? any funding or but

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is it for an ability check with a

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one timer on my and he's just a

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one time you saying ah. Yeah. It's

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start tomorrow the for an ad the number roads

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you wanted to detect. Have a choice. Ignore the

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the Bridge Day I'm here to watch movements

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ten thirteen. To. Fifteen and like

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if you're able to to be found

1:24:28

the blood in fact across it's not

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even if very smooth on the bottom

1:24:33

of the bridge material to to make

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your way to the far side and

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of mecca of stealth check I am

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I nodded eve or give you advantage

1:24:41

because you're also under the bridge like

1:24:43

out of sight reading an advantage but

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eleven him. You have any like items

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old who is a three mile. I'd

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go on my own and really I

1:25:04

think I have. I have some sort

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around Melody for and at it. Member

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when I said this is our roads

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remember, the word is my moment.

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1:25:26

and after several minutes you

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hear footsteps approaching. Okay make

1:25:31

a perception check yet to

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hear it. Yeah to here

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he is. Viable route. That

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third, three. Zero

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effort like without modifiers. you rolled and

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a two three a one of the

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so we need as dude it's my movements

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get through this way ahead of him

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hear what he hears. That eight. Seats.

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might have an adverse way way.

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keep hearing ability from one minute

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guy have advantage on perception checks

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that rely on hearing and say

1:27:15

that are so I would say

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normally at this distance you would

1:27:19

have advantages disadvantage because it's so

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1:27:43

or algo humor you're you're up for

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the protesters were in our her You

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1:27:50

to give the password don't fit as

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copy attack and and then the are

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they walk into the Rams. Him

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1:28:05

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person or a or up in of between

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1:28:20

for bad author. Of. Those.

1:28:22

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1:28:31

be. To

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my parents. Would

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another. Yeah, as

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though the leading the way so they

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just go through Seth Rogan. you walk

1:29:09

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and I and I walk proudly through.

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