For this very special episode, returning guest Tucker, and new comer and longtime friend of Conductor Tom, Austin, come together to drink and talk about life while also getting drunk. The boys listen to Tom rant about Wall Street and the evil h

The Train Welcomes akaDishBoy (Justin Eulalio)

Jan 26th, 2021 54m 55s

The Train welcomes the massively talented Justin Eulalio to talk about his life, hobbies, and favorite things. Tom and Justin talk about Tom's current addiction to Nic Cage. Justin's affinity for Uncut Gems, and everybody's favorite Jazz Trio:

Tucker and Tom Truly Subvert the Train's Expecations

Jan 17th, 2021 46m 15s

Remember the time Tom talked about season 8 of Game of Thrones, but it sounded half baked? This time it has come full circle, and Special Guest Tucker put the fire to the flame and point out flaws and fallacies with the biggest cultural flop of

The Train Lets the Government Inside

Jan 14th, 2021 15m 40s

What is Tom planning on doing with his brand new webcam? What can we look forward to in these episodes, and does the train plan on adding more to itself? There are so many burning questions that Tom answers in this solo episode of the Thought T

The Train Gets Controversial With Austin and Blake

Jan 12th, 2021 53m 25s

Friends and passengers, come on by for another round of special guests! This time Tom talks to first time recurring guests Austin and Blake from Left to the Wild! They talk about conspiracies involving modern events, sad boy lofi beats, Blakes

The Train takes to Wing

Jan 10th, 2021 17m 35s

Nothing truly beats the colorful majesty of a bird in flight. Come join Conductor Tom in the birdwatching cabin of the train as he discusses a thing or two about birds. This episode is one for the birds in the best way possible. Join in on the

Guest Conductor: The Concept of Tom Delonge

Jan 7th, 2021 14m 21s

What if people knew that these were real? What if aliens existed, what would we do? What do we imagine when extraterrestrials come to our mind? Do aliens use sophisticated technology? Are they utilizing flying saucers? Will Tom Delonge join the

The Train Runs off the Side of the Planet

Jan 4th, 2021 15m 7s

Do we live on a flat circle that is Frisbee-ing through space and time as we know it? Are we on a geometric sphere that makes the most sense? Conductor Tom dives into a viewer question that will shake the population of the planet to its core.S

The Train Rights a Wrong

Dec 15th, 2020 14m 5s

Remember that episode that gained Conductor Tom some of the most flak he had seen? Conductor Tom has learned his lesson, and has taken a step into a brave new world known as cheese connoisseurism, while that may not be a word, you'll hear many

The Train Returns from Hiatus

Dec 12th, 2020 14m 29s

It has been a long two months. What has happened? Did the Train De-rail? What is love? Conductor Tom returns to fill us in on his life and where the train decides to go from this point forward. Here is a spoiler: The train don't stop.Reach out

Eman and Micaiah Take the Train

Oct 16th, 2020 49m 15s

Two wonderful musicians take a step up to the train's microphone and tell us a bit about their lives as solo musicians, parts of group projects, and the collaboration that brought them together. This episode features much music, laughter and ca

The Train Rolls Through the Third Dimension

Oct 3rd, 2020 16m 9s

Life is what we make it. We live in it, we exist here... or do we? Tom receives an email from a very special person, and he goes down the rabbit hole of if life is a lie or do we exist on a real plane of existence. All these questions, and like

The Train goes International

Sep 30th, 2020 17m 12s

This special episode is brought you by International Podcast Day! This special day is a day all podcasters come together as one and are equal. Conductor Tom is simply humbled by his audience, and his fellow podcasters. Stick around and you'll h

The Train Takes a Deep Dive

Sep 28th, 2020 15m 24s

Conductor Tom takes us all on a ride through the ocean, and all of the fun and the horrors that comes along with it! Throw on that bathing suit because we're going as deep as the ocean can go as long as it coincides with the pressure a human bo

The Train gets Down and Soil-y

Sep 23rd, 2020 15m 47s

The Train takes a little detour under foot, and looks at the world from the ground up. Tom talks about his favorite childhood past time, and links livestock to produce in a world wide unity knot. Come on in and grab a shovel, we're getting down

Will the Train Blend?

Sep 16th, 2020 14m 36s

Tom has a brand new hobby, and it is turning into an addiction. Can he use this new hobby for good or for evil? It will be up for you to decide as Tom shares his thoughts on the idea of blending and blending accessories. Feel free to reach out

The Train's Brand New Lore

Sep 10th, 2020 15m 2s

Conductor Tom has had a lot of fun on this here train of ours, but the new lore is to be established. Tom also thanks all of his beautiful and exquisite listeners for bringing a smile to his face as he records. The Train hasn't stopped yet, and

The Train has Misguided Intentions

Sep 8th, 2020 47m 50s

Conductor Tom catches up with some wildly talented folks known as Misguided Intentions. Come gather round as they discuss life and how we have all gotten this far by living out our dreams. This super chill band comes to us from Texas, and they

The Train cannot Preform a J Turn

Sep 5th, 2020 14m 56s

Do you have something that makes you irrationally angry? Tom does, and it is the letter J. Sit around as Tom tries his best to discuss his irrational anger towards the alphabet's weakest letter.

Grilling in a Closed Cabin Train

Sep 3rd, 2020 15m 15s

Ever wonder how grilling can be more than just a lifestyle? Tom sure hasn't. Tom was born in the fire, molded by it. As a matter of fact, he is the son of one of America's best grillers. Sit yourself down as Tom recollects memories about grilli

The Train gets Left to the Wild

Aug 27th, 2020 57m 33s

Tom gets star struck by two illustrious musicians. In this shiny new episode, Austin Buffington and Blake Deal talk about their band, Left to the Wild and their new album Wasteland. Question get answered, and friends form deeper bonds than befo

The Train gets Caught in Tier-Ception

Aug 25th, 2020 16m 33s

Tom steers the train in the direction of internet mainstream and makes the first tier list of its kind. Confused? Tom sure is. Buckle down for some meaningful ramblings and enjoy another wonderful episode.

The Lack of Cheese in the Snack Car

Aug 21st, 2020 15m

Do you like cheese? Then this episode might not be for you. Tune in to see what Tom thinks of chez - its and other cheese related products in this episode full of hot takes. Buckle up, and remember, don't shoot the conductor. This episode is no

The Train Leaves the Tunnel it was in

Aug 14th, 2020 16m 26s

Conductor Tom returns and the train is back. What is it like to not have the ability to taste? Tom sure doesn't know! Welcome to an episode of circular thinking and wonderful thoughts!Also be sure to check out Three Guys without the Wise Podca

The Perils of Preforming with a Travelling Theater Troupe (with Special Guest Nick M.)

Jun 24th, 2020 28m 35s

Ever wonder what it is like to be in theater? Ever wonder what the word thespian means? Tom and Nick tackle these points and many others in this episode where things get friendly.