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Hello and welcome to the Taskmaster Podcast,
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it's Ed Gamble here, host of the
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Taskmaster Podcast. Now a very special day
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today. This is the
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first of two special best of episodes.
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We've put together some of our favourite
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moments from Series 17 and in true
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Taskmaster podcast fashion, we discuss more than
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just the tasks, quite regularly it just
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gets wildly off track to be honest.
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Uh, Lou Saunders popped up on John Robbins'
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episode of course, uh, Joe
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McNally's pronunciation of lice. We, look,
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we had a great time. Uh, there'll be plenty of
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Taskmaster chat in this episode of course, uh, but there'll
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be lots of the silly stuff as well. And
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now we don't need to worry about spoilers, there'll
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also be some chat that didn't make it in
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the first time around. And
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in other massive Taskmaster Podcast news, we
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are very happy to announce that soon
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we will start covering Taskmaster New Zealand.
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That's right, the Taskmaster multiverse is
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never ending and now we are
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fully on board. To watch Taskmaster
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New Zealand Series 1-3 visit channel4.com
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and then come and listen to
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the episode, specific episodes of the Taskmaster
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Podcast where we will have guests on
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from the show as well as Taskmaster
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New Zealand megafans. Looking forward
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to that very much, but first here is
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a best of Taskmaster the Podcast Series Welcome,
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John Robbins, to the Taskmaster
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Podcast. Well, welcome to
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you Ed. Thank you. Thank
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you for having me on. But I have
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to say before we begin, I've got a little treat for
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you, dear. Have you? Well,
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that's exciting. It's very rare to get a
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treat. So lies! It's your worst
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nightmare. Oh no, Lou Sanders is here.
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She can't get enough. From the rival podcast.
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No, you quit, you quit that, Lou. Do you remember? You
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quit that podcast and now you're trying to get onto mine. We've
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been here before. Yes,
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I'm going to do a podcast about food
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next. Just
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for the listeners, what's happened is Lou's immediately
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popped into the shot, taken John's
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headphones and basically parked her face in front of
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John's. So it appears this episode is with Lou
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now. Yes, it's sort of,
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but I'll let him pop in. No,
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I'm actually going to the big Tesco.
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So I'll leave you boys
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to it. And she's brought her own microphone, which
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is actually a sort of
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golf practice swing tempo
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device. I found it in the corner. It's
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classic. That's what a Taskmaster
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champion does. They come to your house, they
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grab the nearest prop and they just riff with
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it. Lou has never stopped
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doing Taskmaster. Well thanks for that. What a
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lovely cameo appearance from you, Lou. Don't you
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try to end this. Well,
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you said you're going to the big Tesco. No, I
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am. Will you come back on
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and talk about this series later on
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in the series to chat about how
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John's doing? I'd love to because I'm
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going to watch every one of them
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very carefully. Yes. I love Joanne
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McNally as well. I can't stop listening to
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her podcast. I'm very excited to see what
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she does. In fact, it's a very good
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lineup, isn't it? Everyone in it is solid
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10. It's an excellent lineup.
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And we're going to discuss that with John shortly.
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Yes. Oh God, yes.
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Yes. Yes. Right,
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sad ass. Bye Lou. Lots
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of love. Bye dear. Bye dear.
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Oh, she's given that door a right slap. There
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you go. Just for the listener. He's back in
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the room. Just for the listener before rumours start
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spreading thick and fast. You
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and Lou, just friends. You've not moved in
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together. We've not moved in together. She came
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to visit for a cup of coffee and
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it's the kind of friendship where she borrows
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one of your girlfriend's sanitary pads. It's
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that kind of vibe. Did
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you ever have those moments on Taskmaster that
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I think a lot of people have where
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you suddenly flow outside your own body and
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go, how has it come to this? How
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am I doing this? So like sticking
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the Statue of David to a whiteboard
4:19
using toffees, were you just thinking, this
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is so mad that I'm in this
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situation. It's so mad, but
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I just absolutely loved that
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element of it. Because
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what I do normally as an actor and a writer
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and, you know, doing the show like Inside Number Nine,
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I'm all about preparing things
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and honing things
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and spending a lot of time thinking
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about something before you do it. And
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what I loved about Taskmaster is that you don't
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have that at all. And
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it sends you back to childhood again. And
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it's, you know, without being too
4:55
pretentious about it, it's about play. It's
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about you playing and finding fun in
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what you're doing. And
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so I did love that. And there were times
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that I was crying with laughter at the
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ridiculous things that I ended up
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doing. There was one task, because
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obviously they feel more tasks than they end up
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using, as I'm sure you know. And
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so there were three or four that we
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did and they didn't broadcast. But one of
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them, they used it in the New Year's
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special they've just done, where you had to
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draw a portrait of yourself eating a piece
5:26
of fruit with the fruit. And
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I was drawing a picture of myself
5:31
eating a banana with a banana on
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my nose. And when I looked at
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it, it just looked
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like I was filleting a
5:40
banana. I couldn't
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make this picture look less
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pornographic. And
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I was crying and crying with laughter at
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this. And I was going, please don't show
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this. I beg you, don't show this. And
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they didn't. So I, but I'm not, I've just told
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you about it. So. Yeah.
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people hounding you Steve to get a copy
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of that picture. People will demand it.
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Absolutely, well it must be somewhere but
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yeah in answer to your question there are
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those moments all the time and for me
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because it's so different to what I normally
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do, I
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loved it so much. Now
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we should, before we get into this episode,
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episode four, we should talk to you
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about your outfit Nick. We've got to talk to you
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about the outfit. What was
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the thinking behind it? What
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was the thought process behind dressing in
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a full Dracula outfit for all of
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the tasks? Twofold.
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First was slightly connected to what I was
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saying before in that I was slightly, because
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I've never really done anything as me,
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you know I've either acted
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in scripted stuff or I've been you know
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Mr Swallow and stuff and things like that
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so I very very rarely, unless it's like
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to publicize something really you know go
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on as sort of me as me. So
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I was a little bit nervous about that so I sort of thought
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it would be fun to sort of slightly hide
7:14
behind something even though it is just me in a
7:17
Dracula outfit. I just thought well that just it's sort
7:19
of instantly relaxed me thinking oh well there's a costume
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and makeup so I can sort of treat it like
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it's fiction. But
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then also probably more
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importantly we just had our third
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and final baby Ami
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who's beautiful and gorgeous and I
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was exhausted when I had the
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conversations with Andy Devrenshire and
7:42
Andy and Alex and I was just like what about if
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I just dressed as a director and they were like oh
7:46
great and I just sort of just turned off the zoom
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and was like bye. And
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then it sort of happened and then
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I realized I mean within the first
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hour of starting filming that it was
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really impractical. It took ages to to
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kind of keep getting in and out of it. It
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would need touching up in between every single task. And
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there's a lot of tasks. I mean, I don't even know
8:07
if you get show every single task
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that we did. But it was so,
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and that cape, it was so hot.
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I mean, it was, I mean, I loved it. I
8:19
still loved it. And I like how it looks,
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but I don't, did they ever mention
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it? Does it ever get, I mean, I can't,
8:25
does Greg ever mention it that I'm in it?
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Yeah, I mean, it is mentioned, but there's not
8:29
like a big chat about it, which is even
8:31
funnier. Yeah, it's just what
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I wear when I go out on the
8:36
panel. It's funny hearing the audience see it
8:38
for the first time, because obviously every other
8:40
episode is a new audience. So
8:42
it always gets a big laugh when you first
8:44
appear. And again, when we were speaking to John
8:47
on the podcast, he
8:50
seemed, in a very John Robbins way, quite
8:52
put out by the fact that he'd dressed
8:54
as Freddie Mercury and it got nothing and
8:56
no one was talking about it because they
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were all busy looking at you in the
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full Dracula outfit. It's a full
9:02
outfit. Oh, it's the
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full works. Yeah, full works, Chris, you have
9:06
makeup, doing, you know, doing a best, trying
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to keep it all in place between every
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task. And, you know, it's raining sometimes, or
9:13
it get messy sometimes. But I remember in
9:15
the studio records, because they obviously play the
9:17
opening, the opening title sequence. And
9:20
you can see me as sort of Dracula in
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that, but it slightly goes by a little bit
9:24
unnoticed in that, because it's such a kind of
9:26
compilation of stuff and as people are wearing wood
9:29
and wacky stuff, we've got props and stuff. And
9:31
you can see the audience going, hmm, hmm, yes,
9:33
hmm, like that. And then when they show
9:35
the first round of tasks and they're like, oh,
9:37
yeah, this is weird. Yeah,
9:39
I mean, I heard about it a little
9:42
bit before, because I was working with Chrissie,
9:44
who does makeup on Taskmaster. And
9:46
normally, she doesn't
9:48
go in for the men. So
9:51
she's not at the house for the tasks for the men.
9:54
And she said, oh, they're doing the new
9:56
Taskmaster series now. And I said, oh, well,
9:58
you know, It's
18:00
almost as if you didn't know what you'd done and
18:02
then slowly as you sort of went through your thought
18:04
process it got darker and darker Yeah,
18:07
yeah, cuz then I guess it became about
18:09
I think why Yes,
18:11
what it became about was me
18:13
imagining a particularly violent death Full
18:17
of full of unnecessary suffering and that
18:19
the only thing that could Save
18:21
you from this was the potion like like you'd
18:24
been given like a like a goblin is like
18:26
giving you a choice It's like
18:28
take the pension or your it's sort
18:30
of eternally sort of damned or have to
18:32
endure this sort of really horrible torture I
18:34
don't know why I viewed it like that.
18:36
I mean it Increasingly
18:39
baffles me now that we kind of drill
18:41
into it why I chose yeah I
18:44
mean I interpreted that way imagine explaining
18:46
that to like a woman is just
18:48
turned 60 giving her a
18:50
potion and going It's like some was goblins giving
18:52
you a choice and you're good I'm
18:55
the goblin Well,
19:03
I thought it was very sweet I mean the fact that it'd
19:05
be made by your son I think I think is is lovely
19:07
and I like that you have it as a little do you
19:09
not have to drink the potion though To get the good luck
19:12
from it Nick you you would they
19:14
think it's basically gluing glitter So I don't think
19:16
anyone should be should be drinking it. Yeah, it's
19:18
bad luck Oh Let's
19:21
talk about Sophie's animal print onesie
19:24
I mean, it's
19:26
fantastic because the the old person
19:28
that Sophie Imagines because
19:30
this essentially was imagined what old
19:33
person do you imagine? What
19:35
what do you think? Yeah, and Sophie seems
19:37
to imagine What she is
19:40
going to be like as a granny and
19:42
indeed what she you know sort of family
19:44
members of her So I think yes, I
19:47
think she was just it was completely I
19:49
mean it was probably Amazon
19:51
not normal really Yeah, she's
19:53
imagining a lot of that. So yeah,
19:55
I mean it completely fits. But yeah,
19:58
it's absolutely what Sophie's got to be
20:00
like. Just wearing what she would wear
20:02
now probably and just absolutely going for
20:04
it. And we need to talk about
20:07
basically her getting up and doing a full
20:09
performance and doing slut dropping and... I
20:12
couldn't believe that she could do that. Not believe it in
20:14
that I didn't think she could
20:21
do it but like it was the speed at which
20:23
we were sort of talking about it and then she
20:25
was doing it that was really
20:27
impressive. And then I think
20:29
obviously because it was only episode four
20:31
I was like oh god is that what we meant to do? We
20:33
meant to kind of be getting up and doing like
20:36
in my head I'm like I just get to
20:38
sit down and chat for a couple of hours
20:40
or whatever. And then Sophie's up doing that. It's
20:42
really energetic. She did I mean she did it
20:44
brilliantly to be fair. Amazing. I
20:46
mean there was like the slut drop was incredible
20:49
but then also the next one where she's sort
20:52
of almost up on her haunches like shaking
20:54
herself around. It's just yeah and it was
20:56
like it was like her whole body was
20:58
vibrating. I genuinely didn't know how you get
21:00
much that much sort of back
21:03
and forth in let's let's be
21:05
fair the bum the bum area.
21:07
It was like wow yeah. To
21:10
be fair if I saw it. Never seen it
21:12
live. Never seen that live. Oh. John
21:15
have you brought something sweet in for a Grammy? Do
21:17
you know I sort of have. I moved to
21:20
a house where I live
21:22
alone and my neighbour also lives
21:24
alone and she is my dear friend
21:26
Thelma. She's my surrogate grandma and
21:29
in lockdown we became very close
21:32
and she would do my sort of mending for
21:34
me like sewing and I would do her shopping
21:36
for her and I've got
21:39
what was always her shopping order for
21:41
a treat which is a bottle
21:44
of wine a bar of chocolate and against
21:46
my better judgment 20 cigarettes.
21:51
I mean I guess that's kind of sweeter isn't
21:53
it? It is and that's how I want to
21:55
be living when I'm that
21:57
age. Slut dropping with that. She's not.
22:00
What's slip dropping? No, no, no, not slip
22:02
dropping. Um... Oh,
22:05
I would demonstrate, but I can't slip drop.
22:08
Of course I can't. Did
22:12
you know many of the other contestants before you
22:14
started the show? Did I
22:16
know that? I knew Steve a
22:18
little bit, but I'd never met Nick. I
22:21
met John a couple of times at Edinburgh Festival, but
22:23
not really. And Joanna met for
22:25
the first time, but we had a whale.
22:27
All of us had a whale. It was
22:30
lovely. It's a lovely group, actually. It
22:32
really seems like a lovely group. That
22:34
felt like a group who could go on to be
22:36
a friendship group. You all bring something different to the
22:38
friendship group, I think. Yeah, definitely. Well,
22:40
me and Joanne brought a lot of wine.
22:43
We were in the green room afterwards. It's
22:46
getting sizzled most evenings. It was fabulous. Has
22:48
the series gone on? You probably noticed we
22:50
both look a bit more knackered as the
22:52
series goes on. That's good, because when I
22:54
did the show, there was always the green
22:56
room drinks after. And I probably always just
22:58
had one too many. It did affect
23:00
my performance for the rest of the thing, I think. Yeah,
23:03
but it's fun, though, isn't it? Because you want to have a
23:05
laugh and connect with people. And we did
23:08
get a chance to do that. And Steve's
23:10
lovely. He's actually been in Alma. And
23:12
so has Nick Mohammed, actually. So
23:15
that's been nice. The Northern comedy
23:17
and Matthew are all looking after each other. I know.
23:19
Well, it was quite nice. I was sat between
23:22
them. It's a bit like sitting between Wallace and
23:24
Grandma. It was just a lovely
23:26
atmosphere with two people going, oh, yes, well done.
23:28
Oh, yes, well done. They're just lovely. Nick
23:32
is such a delightful man. He's so
23:34
sweet. Were you all so happy Nick
23:36
was there because on most occasions, he
23:38
somehow seems to do worse than you?
23:40
Yeah, it was great. It was a
23:42
good camaraderie to have an idiot with you,
23:44
to have a fellow idiot. And also, when
23:47
one of you gets a point, it's like
23:49
both of you have done it. When he
23:51
won, it was like, we've done it. It
23:54
was genuinely lovely that I think that there
23:56
was there was a moment where I think
23:58
Nick got Nick did well. and you
24:00
were really happy. And Greg said,
24:02
what are you doing? You've done rubbish. And
24:04
you're like, no, but me and Nick are
24:07
sort of a bad team. So Nick does
24:09
what I do. Yeah, you feel it. Yeah.
24:11
It's like, finally, victory is ours. Did
24:14
you enjoy doing the show, Sophie? I mean, from
24:16
our perspective, it seems like you were, but yeah,
24:18
did you enjoy it? I loved it. Yeah, it's
24:20
the most fun, isn't it? Of all the things
24:22
to do, everyone says it, don't they?
24:24
It's the most fun thing to do. And it really
24:27
was, I mean, it's just basically being a kid, isn't
24:29
it? Just being a child
24:31
and getting paid for it. Yeah, I mean, it
24:33
is the most fun. You're totally right. I
24:36
mean, you say being a kid, you've done
24:38
a lot of slut dropping. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
24:42
I've done quite a bit of that. I think
24:44
I intimidated Greg and Alex, but that only fueled
24:46
me more. Yeah. You know, it's
24:48
like sexual intimidation. It just, you
24:51
know. Did
24:53
you know you were going to do so much slut dropping when
24:55
you went into the show, where you're like, I know this is
24:57
a skill and I know I can pull this out the bag.
24:59
But to be honest, I never know when I'm going to slut
25:01
drop, but it happens more than I'd like it to. How
25:04
often are we talking? Oh,
25:06
well, I end up Cardi Bing, as
25:08
I say, listening to
25:10
Cardi B in the kitchen at least
25:12
once a week, when
25:15
I basically end up sort of twerking in the kitchen
25:17
in my underwear about once a week. John goes to
25:19
bed, my partner is like, oh, I'm going to bed,
25:21
I'll see you tomorrow. Ha
25:23
ha ha. Ha ha ha. Now,
25:36
John, can we talk about this spreadsheet, please?
25:39
Because you've mentioned to me that
25:41
you have this spreadsheet. Was this, it's
25:43
a list of every task that you did, and
25:45
is it what you predicted that you might get
25:47
before the studio shows? You'd like to
25:50
think it was that simple. So
25:52
it did start because when you're doing the
25:55
tasks, you're doing multiple tasks a day. And
25:59
basically it just... must
30:00
come out of the top hole, your head may not
30:02
enter the dome, the door must remain closed, fastest wins,
30:04
your time starts now, and the
30:06
cat obviously goes by the name, Patatas. Now
30:09
Steve, your first action here was to try and open
30:11
the door, which really made me laugh. Yes,
30:14
I know. What? I
30:16
mean, it's just, I'm
30:18
quite a logical person, you know, and I'm
30:21
quite good at these
30:23
kinds of puzzley things, but it
30:26
was one of the very first tasks that I filmed.
30:29
I don't know if it's the same for everybody, but
30:31
my head wasn't quite in the game yet. And
30:33
thank God Alex stopped me. Otherwise, I
30:36
could have been disqualified straight away for
30:38
something that I ended up doing quite well in. But
30:42
yeah, I didn't, I was just trying to
30:44
compute, you've got to find the cat. I
30:47
didn't get that it was one of those
30:49
grabber games, that it was a giant version
30:51
of a grabber game. So yeah,
30:53
thankfully, Alex helped me out, I think because he
30:55
was one of the first tasks I
30:58
done. That is interesting, because yeah,
31:00
when I saw him help you
31:02
out, my first thought was
31:04
he doesn't normally do that. If someone if someone
31:06
immediately breaks the rules, he will just let them
31:08
do it because it is funny. But
31:11
it makes sense that if it's one of the first tasks, he
31:13
just wants to make sure everyone's across
31:15
how the show works. Absolutely.
31:17
And reading all of the rules. But
31:20
I'm sure you know yourself, you know, when something has
31:22
got three parts to it, when you're reading out, by
31:24
the time you got to the last one, you've already
31:27
forgotten the first one. What the
31:29
tricks that this show plays on your brain
31:32
are amazing. So yeah,
31:35
I all the people said to me in preparation,
31:37
you know, who were fans of the show, make
31:39
sure you read it, read it twice, think about
31:41
it, take a beat. And I'm so you don't
31:43
have to tell me that I'm absolutely going to
31:46
do that. What do I do first task? I'd
31:48
have been marauding in there, just coming out
31:51
with the car going, okay, now I do.
31:53
So nearly a big fail. Nearly very nearly,
31:58
but it was actually a huge fail. victory
32:00
for you very, very quick.
32:02
You go and get a big hook, big hook
32:04
for a big job, you say, and
32:07
get the cat and flick it
32:09
out the top, which is very, very impressive. John
32:13
spends too long trying to find the
32:15
workaround, which is a shame, and he
32:18
gets it, he finds the grabber, which,
32:21
so John's obviously been watching a lot of this
32:23
show. It feels like he's done his revision. If
32:25
this was one of the first tasks, he's immediately
32:28
deconstructing the boxing glove and finding the grabber.
32:31
Did that ever occur to you that there
32:33
might be little tricks like that behind some
32:35
of the tasks? Oh,
32:37
I absolutely knew there would be. And,
32:41
you know, like I say, I haven't seen a
32:44
lot of the episodes, but I'll tell you one thing
32:46
I did do, I feel a bit stupid
32:49
about this now, but because I've seen an episode
32:52
where they'd created an escape room and you
32:54
had to find a grape. Remember
32:56
that one? I think that was it. Dara
32:58
O'Brien series. I think it was, yeah, yeah,
33:01
yeah. I was in
33:03
the little dressing room in the house and there
33:05
was a bowl of fruit and I thought, do
33:07
you know what, I'm gonna have a grape in
33:09
my pocket for every single
33:11
task, just in case they
33:15
do a similar thing. I thought, well,
33:17
I'm not gonna put a banana or an apple
33:19
in there, it'll be too bulky, but just in
33:21
case there's a thing where you
33:23
have to find a grape, I'm gonna go, boom, found it.
33:26
That's so funny Steve. That's
33:28
so funny. What
33:30
are the chances that we do another
33:32
task and find a
33:34
grape? No, and I
33:36
did it on three different days as well. So
33:41
when we're watching you on Taskmaster, the
33:43
chances are you've got a grape in
33:46
your pocket. Yeah, I
33:48
don't know if there's any shots. I'll have to
33:50
have a good look and see if there's a
33:52
little bulge inside. It's
33:56
a grape, folks. I
34:00
just doubt that over the past few
34:02
minutes of watching everybody else's, I've been
34:04
having a very slow-level heart attack because
34:06
I thought, did you remember to take
34:08
it out of the top hole? You'll
34:10
be thrilled here you did probably have
34:12
the right hole. I missed, yeah, I'm
34:14
panicking. But unfortunately... What? ..I do have
34:16
to disqualify you. No! What? No,
34:19
I'm only joking. Oh, my God!
34:25
I'm actually sweating! There
34:29
is slight extra news over... No!
34:31
We did heavily edit that. You
34:34
got very suspicious, first of all, that there was no cat at all. Then
34:37
you thought the boxing glove might be a distraction. Then you opened the
34:39
grabber, then you went to the shed to look for a hook, and
34:42
then you came back. Your total time was three minutes 24, which
34:45
is actually one minute slower than Steve's. So
34:49
the actual timings, Sophie gets one point, obviously. Two to Joanne, three
34:51
to Nick, four to John, but
34:54
five in the end to Steve Pymkin. Task
34:58
one. These tasks are getting more and more involved.
35:02
Flick, flip and flap a flip-flop, flan
35:04
and flapjack. You may only flick, flip
35:06
and flap once. Farthest flipped, flipped and
35:09
flapped, flip-flop, flan and flapjack finishes first.
35:11
You have 15 minutes. Your
35:13
time starts now. Very confusing.
35:15
Yeah, very confusing. It took you a
35:17
while to spot that flif-deen, Sophie. It
35:20
took me too long. It
35:22
took me way too long. I
35:24
think I've been like Forrest Gump on this show.
35:27
I've just not quite... I
35:29
just seem to be quite behind
35:31
what's happening and then occasionally winging
35:33
it, you know? I mean, you
35:36
said that I would like to see Forrest Gump
35:38
on Taskmaster. Yeah. It'd be
35:40
great that, wouldn't it? He'd do really well, actually,
35:42
wouldn't he? By accident. I think he'd do
35:44
really well. Like if it was just one of
35:46
the straightforward do this, do this tasks with no
35:48
sort of creative interpretation. I'm thinking
35:51
of the scene when he's in the army
35:53
and he strips the gun down super fast and puts it
35:55
all back together. He does what he's told very well.
35:57
So he does what he does. Oh, he's got all
35:59
the. told you, he just carried them. But
36:02
then he was a ping pong champion. Yeah. He'd
36:05
be brilliant. He'd be really good. He'd
36:07
be the best contestant we've had. So
36:11
do you want to revise your assertion that you've felt
36:13
like Forrest Gump on the show? Yeah.
36:15
Maybe I'm not as good as Forrest Gump
36:18
on this show. This
36:23
was obviously the task was written to look
36:25
more difficult than it was. Alex was
36:27
just pissing about with Flifteen minutes and flip, flip and
36:29
flop. He just has too much fun, doesn't he, in
36:31
his little bedroom on his own. He
36:35
can see him, can't he? Yeah. He's
36:37
magnically laughing as he puts Flifteen because
36:39
he knows. All excited.
36:41
Yeah. But I
36:43
would say that when you break this one down, you
36:45
look at it and you get
36:47
past the fact there's so many flus, it's
36:50
pretty straightforward. You've got to flick
36:52
one thing, flip one thing and
36:54
flap one thing. So what
36:57
happened, Sophie? I
37:00
don't know. I think I just thought,
37:02
oh, I just flick it then. I just didn't think
37:05
it through. I just
37:07
should have thought it through. When I saw
37:09
Steve jumping on the
37:11
plank and really going, I
37:13
thought, oh yeah, I fucked it here then. It
37:18
was something that's happened to you a few times
37:20
on the show where you read the task and
37:22
then you do it straight away. So even when
37:24
there's, you need to think, and if you do
37:27
have 15 or 15 minutes,
37:30
then that shows that you've got time to come
37:32
up with something. You've done tasks where
37:34
you get them in a room and then you look at them and
37:37
then you just do it straight away. I'm thinking of
37:39
standing on a chair, one leg in the air and
37:41
hissing like a snake rather than explore. I
37:43
think that was quite frightening.
37:46
It was supposed to
37:48
be, wasn't it? Was it supposed to be scary?
37:51
I can't remember that. Tense. It was tense. Tense.
37:53
It was definitely tense. If you'd have been in
37:55
that room, the cameraman didn't look comfortable. Look,
37:59
I have no idea. No doubt that the camera
38:01
didn't look comfortable, but I
38:03
guess it's what Greg considers to be
38:05
tense. Oh, you see, you
38:07
forget about Greg when you're there, don't you?
38:09
You're just thinking about awkward Alex. It's a
38:11
lot easier to make tense. I mean, he's
38:14
naturally uncomfortable. He's tense all of the time,
38:16
isn't he? So yeah. Yes, I should have
38:18
thought Greg, shouldn't I? Yeah. I
38:20
mean, what you did do with the standing on
38:22
one leg and hissing is instantly created a gif.
38:25
Oh, God. And you're creating gifts every
38:27
day of this show and it's fantastic to
38:29
see. I know, I don't know what happened
38:31
really, but I did have a lovely break
38:33
because I finished it in a couple of
38:35
minutes. Yeah. And I went back to the
38:38
costume room and chatted with the makeup woman,
38:40
Chrissie, for hours. Yeah. We
38:42
had a lovely time. An extra 15 minutes and
38:44
I had a siggy. So it was quite a
38:47
nice break actually. Well,
38:50
while I would recommend anyone have a long
38:52
chat with Chrissie, she's a fantastic lady. I
38:54
would say that you can probably spare 15 minutes
38:57
to do the task. Yeah, I agree actually. Yeah.
39:00
Yeah. Task
39:09
two, take the most dramatic photo of
39:11
yourself in mid-air. You have 15 minutes and
39:14
may take five photos. Your time starts
39:16
now. This was a great
39:19
task, I thought. This really lets people get
39:21
into creativity. I think you're incredibly creative in this.
39:23
I don't think you were thinking inside the box
39:25
for this one at all. Really?
39:28
This was the bride who'd been jilted at the audience
39:30
and was trying to throw herself off the top of
39:32
a building. Yeah, that to me, Joanne,
39:34
I don't know why you think that's inside the box.
39:36
I don't think anyone else would have thought of a
39:39
bride with a knife through her head jumping off the top of a
39:41
building. Who'd had laser eye
39:43
surgery that morning. Yeah.
39:47
Like, this is a busy woman, do you know what I mean?
39:49
Well, what they took, I'm sure what they asked me
39:51
not to include was she was pregnant. This
39:58
is why we do the podcast. for these
40:00
exclusives. Yeah, so it was basically
40:02
there was two of us going off that building
40:05
and they said, we're not comfortable with that one.
40:08
And I think that would have done a little bit
40:10
better, you know, because it's more shocking.
40:12
Yeah, yeah. It's definitely more shocking. Yeah,
40:14
for sure. It's a jump. It's a
40:16
jump. It's a suicide and a murder. See,
40:20
this is the love of true crime coming in,
40:23
isn't it? Exactly. Yeah. If there's
40:25
two, actually, no, I can't say that. I can't say that. I
40:27
was going to say if there's two involved, it's worse. But
40:30
they were like, we're not Joanna. They hung
40:32
and heard about it. They really did give it some
40:35
deep consideration. And they said, we just think
40:37
it's... We just think that. Too
40:39
dark, actually. Too dark. Too dark. Too dark. She's
40:43
been jilted. She's like, I'm not doing this alone. Yeah,
40:46
no, I mean, fair enough. And what a story. It
40:49
sort of had some kill bill vibes to it
40:51
as well with a sort of bride. The
40:54
sort of bride is they've
40:56
tried to kill her, that sort of thing. It
40:58
was good. It had a sort of Tarantino-esque edge
41:00
to it. I liked it. I thought it was
41:02
great. And also, there is some
41:04
romance in it. In
41:06
a way. In a way. It's like
41:08
bringing some love into it and stuff. I was happy
41:10
with that. I really was, actually, until I saw everyone
41:13
else. Sophie's was the
41:15
best now on that one, for sure. Well,
41:17
Sophie got the five points. But I mean, you got four
41:19
points. You did very, very well in this task. Yeah,
41:22
Sophie's, I still... I was surprised
41:25
and a bit disappointed that no one
41:28
asked Sophie why she did that. There seemed
41:30
to be no suggestion of anything. Any
41:35
thought process as to why she put Alex in
41:37
a pigeon. Or she said she always wanted to
41:39
put Alex in a pigeon mask. And then she
41:41
was bouncing on a trampoline, pouring milk from a
41:43
teapot onto Alex's head. There was
41:45
no... Was there any logic explained in the studio?
41:47
Was that maybe cut out the edit? I
41:50
mean, there was... Did she say...
41:52
She told us she thought it looked like the front
41:54
of an album cover, which I agreed with. Or did
41:56
Greg say it. Someone said it was wrong. I
41:59
was actually... I was like, where the fuck, can
42:01
I swear on this? Yeah, yeah, go for
42:03
it. I was like, where the fuck did she find
42:05
those pigeon masks? I would have loved them. I
42:08
was like, Sophie, are you hiding them from me? Where are
42:10
they? She was the net. After
42:13
Sophie had used it, they probably thought, we don't
42:16
want everyone using the pigeon head. It's gonna be
42:18
so iconic. Yeah, it's been done. Sophie's like, yeah,
42:20
it's been done. It's her calling card.
42:22
Yeah. It's her calling card. It's just her plastic pigeon
42:25
head. But her as well, it turned out to be,
42:27
see, I think the lads overthought this one a bit
42:29
much to be honest, no. So
42:31
it was four points for Steve, four points for
42:33
John, four points for you, five points for Sophie,
42:36
and very harshly, one point for Nick. But
42:39
his rolling down in tires
42:41
to hit a load of
42:43
baked bean cans, at
42:45
what point did he think that that was him in
42:47
mid-air? Greg says it.
42:49
He couldn't have been less in mid-air. Because
42:56
you're not just not in mid-air. You're on
42:58
the ground. You're on the ground, which
43:00
is the opposite of the air. And
43:03
he was trapped in those tires. And he
43:06
put a plank in there to make himself even
43:08
snugger. So he wasn't moving at all. He could
43:10
never have been in mid-air. We
43:12
were all out to impress at that stage. We were like,
43:14
what am I missing here? There's
43:17
something they want that I don't understand. Yeah,
43:19
I know. I mean, we've spoken to Nick
43:21
on the podcast last week. And he admitted
43:23
to us that he thought he'd done much
43:25
better than he actually did. So with
43:28
this, and you can sort of see it
43:30
in his eyes with this task as well.
43:32
I think he thought he'd done brilliantly while
43:34
it was happening, that he was in mid-air.
43:36
But did he misread the task? Did he
43:38
have just the wrong idea completely? It's incredible.
43:40
Yeah, well, like Nick, there's one coming up
43:43
later in the series where I really don't
43:45
understand the task and go in a very
43:47
different direction, we'll say. And
43:50
thought I'd absolutely nailed it. But
43:53
that is the joy of Taskmaster, that everyone will always have
43:55
at least one of those. Nick
43:58
seems to be having more than average. Can
44:03
you justify to me that you were in mid-air,
44:05
Nick? You know when you put just a few
44:07
things in a washing machine and it's going to
44:09
run quite slow, there is a moment where they
44:11
sort of suspend as it's kind of... Yes, of
44:13
course, they are technically in mid-air, so that's what
44:15
you were hoping for. The way I interpreted it
44:18
was I was watching a father of three
44:20
rammed into some tyres, being
44:22
pushed into some baked bean cans. That was
44:24
very tired. What
44:28
a task. Catch the most monsters in your
44:30
boxes. The monsters must propel themselves from the
44:32
table. Most monsters in boxes after two minutes
44:34
wins. What
44:37
a task. I love
44:39
to do that task. I could see you really
44:41
enjoying this one, Lou. Oh,
44:43
yeah, I would have. Oh, that was
44:45
such a lovely task. Oh,
44:47
God. I suppose there's nothing
44:50
to stop me strapping a couple of boxes to my
44:52
limbs and buying some of the monsters.
44:55
I guess I imagine that
44:58
you would do that in real life.
45:00
I'm looking forward to getting a group
45:02
WhatsApp saying, oh, I've organised catching
45:04
monsters in boxes. This
45:07
is why I think I want to adopt children, because
45:09
it'd be so fun to play those sort of games
45:12
with them, you know? Yes. Yeah, I
45:14
think you'd be a very fun mum
45:16
if you adopted some children and started playing games
45:19
like this. At the same time, I can't be
45:21
bothered. You know what I mean? You
45:24
should definitely listen to that voice. I don't think
45:26
you ignore that. Yeah,
45:30
it feels a bit like moving house. Why
45:32
would you bother? Well, this game
45:35
would make moving house easier if you put all
45:37
the boxes on your limbs and throw all your
45:39
stuff in the air. Also, I noticed that you
45:42
have two cats who discussed it already
45:44
and you put the word out for
45:46
a pet psychic, recently, Lou. Yes, I
45:48
did. Okay, so I was
45:50
on the phone to my accountant. Well, I tried
45:52
to call my accountant. They were busy. So I
45:55
got the receptionist. We had a lovely chat and
45:57
she said, have you watched Pet Psychics on Channel
45:59
5? I said, my lover haven't, she said, well
46:01
I really would recommend. And
46:03
I phoned the accountant saying, should I buy
46:06
a small patch of land in Glasgow for
46:08
£6? She said, the receptionist said, do
46:13
you live near Glasgow? I said, no, I live in London.
46:15
She went, I wouldn't recommend it. And she
46:17
said, well, you got to travel all the way to Glasgow. I said,
46:20
no, I was just going to leave it there, you know, accumulation.
46:22
And she was like, no, I wouldn't recommend. Anyway,
46:24
then she got onto pet psychics. I said, I
46:27
haven't watched it. She said, yeah, yeah, they understand
46:29
everything. Then I spoke to Lucy Pearman, who told
46:31
me about her cousin and a very life affirming
46:33
story about a dog who
46:36
the woman did get a pet psychic round, the
46:38
dog and her never been close. So it really
46:40
did get rid of any resentment that she might
46:43
have had towards the dog when the husband left
46:45
anyway. And then I
46:47
thought, God, well, Bob, I've made some terrible
46:49
jokes to Bob. Like, you know, let's let
46:51
him outside and whatever happens happens after he
46:53
pissed on the bed and stuff. And like,
46:55
he's not my favorite one. So
46:57
I felt so terrible. So I sat him down for a
46:59
chat. Well, he was having his dinner.
47:01
And I said, Bob, we need to have a
47:03
heart to heart. And I
47:05
spoke to him so from the heart and just said,
47:07
Look, I don't have any favorites. I love you both
47:09
exactly the same so much. Told him
47:12
how dear he was to me. He looked up from his
47:14
bowl for the
47:16
entire two minutes of my chat. And
47:18
then he seemed to nod at me the end. And then it was
47:21
back to his dinner after. Yeah. And then it
47:24
was back to his dinner after the chat. And
47:26
let me tell you, me and Bob have been
47:28
inseparable. Well, I'm out now, but I'm not in
47:30
the house. But when I'm in the house, we're
47:33
inseparable. Yeah. And he hasn't pissed anywhere. Well, that's
47:35
good. That's good. Yeah, that's fantastic. That's just what
47:37
I wanted when when I brought that up. That's
47:39
exactly what I wanted from you, Lou. Just, you
47:42
know, mind how you go. Thank you. Joanne does
47:44
not do well at this. It's one point. Nick
47:47
cheats, which is very I couldn't believe Nick
47:49
cheated. How do we feel about that, though?
47:51
You want something from me that. No,
47:57
because he's cheeky. He's not squeaky.
48:00
He's got enough cheek to make him the
48:02
charismatic magician that we know him to be.
48:04
Oh, magicians cheat all the goddamn time. They
48:06
all like that career. That's true. Sophie,
48:09
of course, true to style, knocks over her in high
48:11
podium, so they all go on the floor. Steve
48:15
also is Dr. Point because he doesn't get one
48:17
in the last second. And John, of course, gets
48:20
the most five points. I
48:23
mean, John works out now. He's more
48:25
flexible. The
48:29
golf might have come in handy.
48:31
No, no, maybe. He's probably got a good eye
48:33
for these things. So
48:35
it's five points for John, four points for Steve, three points
48:37
for Sophie, two points for Nick and one point for John.
48:39
Well, John's a sportsman at
48:42
his core. He's a sportsman. Thanks
48:49
for listening to The Best Of. Don't forget,
48:51
Tars Master New Zealand podcasts are coming very
48:54
soon. We'll be back next week with another
48:56
Best Of series 17 episode. But for now,
48:58
I've been Ed Gamble. Bye bye.
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