Jordy has stumbled across WikiFeet, where she found a feed dedicated to her very own hoofs. Meanwhile, Alex is already monetising hers, which leads us to the brilliant idea of starting a fan-funded Patreon for all our beauty treatments. (Not sure if we're joking or serious on this one, stay tuned)

We also received some victim impact statements regarding the most troublesome Neighbours fan in history. Spoiler alert: The Police were called in.

Then from navigating the hierachy of the carpark to where to get the best coffee, Jordy gives Chrishell Stause some advice as she heads to Ramsay St.

Finally, Alex has taken it upon herself to ask a Neighbours writer to give Jordy her job back and of course, makes her sit through a live reading of the exchange. Is there a chance of a Summer Hoyland return? Listen to find out...