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for watching! Hey

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little witch fingers, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullshit, I'm Johnny

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and I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where

2:05

we get to go over all of the spooky gay

2:07

bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on

2:10

the main show. That's right because it's Friday night, our

2:12

lips are oiled and that's where I hook out the N.K. Your

2:14

lips are actually oiled though because you've

2:17

been using this lip oil and may

2:19

I say you're looking

2:21

hydrated. Uh huh, my lips are very hydrated, thank

2:23

you so much. What was that delivery? You're

2:26

looking hydrated. It

2:29

looks like you've been sucking on chicken

2:31

grease. It's the ultimate compliment. Look, it's

2:33

good, it's great. Yeah, your sister Paula

2:36

came to visit us when

2:38

you went to Madonna. Yep, absolutely. And she

2:40

had lip oil. She did. And

2:42

then I was like, I need lip oil. Yeah,

2:45

it was tinted, she offered it, we didn't imbibe

2:47

at the time. No. But

2:49

in the time since she has been

2:51

here, we picked one up from the Sephori

2:54

Sififi and it's uh, it's, I, he

2:56

wanted to say it's milk cosmetics. Oh,

2:58

it actually is. It is. Oh,

3:01

I thought it said mink. Oh. I'm

3:03

silly. Anyway, milk cosmetics, it's Kush

3:05

lip oil. Yeah, it's not. Yeah,

3:07

it's almost a varnish, it's unusual.

3:09

Yeah, I have it on right

3:11

now. So if my lips sound

3:13

extra luscious today, you know why.

3:15

Yeah, and I'm just still on

3:17

that aqua four run that I

3:19

started like during the wintertime. Uh

3:21

huh. I don't know, I was

3:23

using that two-faced pillow balm stuff for a while

3:25

with the neutral stuff. Yeah. It's

3:27

a nice little lip balm that feels like you're

3:30

putting on a liquid lip or a lip chat.

3:32

Uh huh. It makes me feel kind of teasy.

3:34

It's true. Yeah, I just kind of like moved

3:36

on to the aqua four for the winter and

3:39

I've been on that train since that in the

3:41

bird's bees. It's aqua four at night bird's bees

3:43

in the day. Exactly. Aqua four in

3:45

the sheets. Yeah. Bird's bees in

3:47

the street. There you go. Yeah. Yeah.

3:52

Yeah. And if you're having a drinkier, if you're

3:54

having something to eat, then you're kind of like getting a little bit of it

3:56

all day. Yeah. And Then you're

3:58

kind of like laying down at nighttime for sleep. The Crawler

4:00

mint great. It's a lip mask

4:02

in my mind. it counts as

4:04

one ever in Asia. It our

4:06

greatest yard for dryly peace. Absolutely

4:08

pick up a date to have.

4:11

Plenty. Like, but I think

4:13

Clara good. How are you say

4:15

the theater for side wasn't looser

4:18

rewind abusing. wow whom hope your

4:20

lips or hides? Arabian desert if

4:23

you want to talk about for

4:25

me, get into it now. Really

4:27

cool. Yeah. we did bequeath Er

4:30

Bb secrets upon people's yeah? Exactly.

4:32

That's enough magic for one day.

4:34

Exactly? Yeah. been on sponsored the

4:37

are really if we're being honest.

4:39

Yeah. Anyway, I yeah drag. Race.

4:42

So you know that the order to Talk

4:44

with Suki Gables hit. But we have to

4:46

talk about this absolute Jam which is the

4:48

Ripples Tigris Vegas on Talk Live extravagantly as

4:50

he whatever it has so many meme been

4:52

you are no or her talking about. That's

4:55

right. it's a feeling it's a mood. It's

4:57

like you know when they sing about Greece

4:59

at the top of the moving. Yeah,

5:01

I guess aware that to her

5:03

death he got his got groove

5:05

a feeling and run. Episode Three

5:07

of The Dark you serious threat

5:09

as as a doctor series is

5:12

not a reality show. Some Iom

5:14

out of six episodes in total

5:16

so some sets happening Now he

5:18

are laid. Kind of hitting the

5:20

pete of the story arc. Derek

5:22

is trying to shoehorn people into

5:24

relationships. Moons Haney is departing. Yeah,

5:26

If we were to summarize this

5:28

episode light one of those friends

5:30

episodes you know. They're like the

5:32

one where Blancos like our member

5:34

what they call these episodes. Yeah but

5:36

why would you call this episode

5:38

this episode Yeah, the one where we

5:41

take our far away as everybody

5:43

shook up v way how dare invoked

5:45

that dark side a bit. Whatever

5:47

happened to Wendy Williams documents radio. I'm

5:49

sorry we're not making light of if

5:52

as it is dark matches Israel

5:54

it is. If you don't know are

5:56

talking with you should look that

5:58

up. But anyway. Yeah they

6:00

didn't have the episode though. This is

6:02

the episodes where everybody's as came up

6:04

when the it didn't know who you

6:06

are we just take off our way

6:09

to take off your way see as

6:11

the women will take off their waists.

6:13

I didn't the gay guy picked up

6:15

their way yeah anyway it was there

6:17

was on another level in the means

6:19

got drunk they celebrated Lawrence ending their

6:21

tenure. That's read the review for now

6:23

at least I believe they have been

6:25

back since see our own but anyway

6:28

things are heating up ha us what.

6:30

What was like the ear moment or

6:32

the episode like well okay I'm oh man

6:34

I think my moment of the episode

6:36

was Kennedy Davenport accent at the and

6:38

can amazon of an Irish good bye bye

6:40

I've never experienced what Kennedy pulled. well

6:42

I was absolutely the exact same thing she

6:45

did during season three of All stars

6:47

in the bits where challenge yes she just

6:49

laid down with similar writing to and

6:51

apart. He's like yeah like and I'm

6:53

not talking like oh she lays on her

6:55

side and she's to talk. Never know

6:57

Kennedy when face on the for not pastel.

7:00

Are just they're sees responding. Season Lane

7:02

is now in late, unable or incapable

7:04

of getting off. She's just choosing to

7:06

be a horizontal exact. Yeah yeah yeah

7:08

it was totally evocative. Have happened and

7:10

where you know? She's like on like

7:12

the a fantasy day with Everywhere Chapman.

7:14

she's I am a man anyway so

7:17

I love that. Yeah was gay was

7:19

Kennedy's giving the social lesson of the

7:21

day and I feel better equipped that

7:23

all future parties. It's true. Next, some

7:25

have people over and I'm ready to

7:27

and and then I'm just going on

7:29

for anxiety. In a were can retire

7:32

hub of you to Germany? Like grand

7:34

highlights from the episode. I mean can

7:36

he really was the moment this episode

7:38

when they were at that like ferris

7:40

wheel open bar thing and she was

7:42

just screaming at Cobham on trees singing

7:45

and yes settings screaming Yamuna. L

7:50

heard over and over again at us

7:52

with her wig. yeah so far back

7:54

on her because she wanted it to

7:56

match or natural hair line. Words like

7:59

the great Divine. On a middle

8:01

of her fucking scout say exactly

8:03

yeah though as he refuses to

8:05

bugs and that's fine. Everybody's like

8:07

began as a movie wait for

8:09

were noom like no no I'm

8:11

not the know My hair to

8:13

said I am not Kennedy Davenport

8:15

I'm Commitment Davenport. I'm Kennedy Commitment

8:17

Davenport More So we are not

8:19

laughing at Kennedy. We are fully

8:21

laughing with candidate I got know

8:23

how we get. Oh yeah and

8:25

we love Kennedy Davenport in this

8:27

household and lab. Well sadly no

8:29

counter. Discord Now saying he yeah, so I

8:32

don't know. It was just really nice to

8:34

have Kennedy Davenport be in all silly and

8:36

stupid. Intercepts Expanded on my get any Kennedy

8:38

Davenport an episode two Right Sides Feel and

8:40

That and by resist by all of the

8:43

moment though when. When

8:45

the tree stats Derek swig. Yeah, I mean

8:47

Derek told the trees to stash the week

8:50

but Derek was like this is not going

8:52

to come up my head, you can try

8:54

and then it just came off right away.

8:56

Any yeah. I also loved the financing of

8:58

the trees as way us marine that little

9:00

shorty. Kind of like Betty Boop. Oh

9:02

yes, ago yeah that is. But when

9:04

Derek put it on, he wasn't someone's

9:06

Betty Poop or Betty Boop as he

9:08

was like Betty Betty Boop. My and

9:10

everyone. Friday and slip. Leave.

9:12

It I'm committed to tape right as

9:15

an array of to thank you but

9:17

anyway is fun episode yeah we got

9:19

real silly, the queen's got real drunk

9:21

still Nebraska. I really thought once the

9:23

alcohol came out that there would be

9:25

a with a Nebraska citing hadn't hadn't

9:27

and right But we the get I

9:29

love Sanborn know that you know like

9:32

Delano at that is a type of

9:34

alcohol or and then our know whatever

9:36

he was icon and yeah and it's

9:38

just. Out. Ask questions

9:40

on nuclear for case I'm getting

9:42

Derek Barry cocoa months for use,

9:44

Kennedy Davenport with Truth, Roy Ray

9:47

and all the other queens like

9:49

Pans I'm a Lords like These

9:51

are such fucking entertaining queens who

9:53

we are so lucky as a

9:55

society right now to have of

9:57

is absolutely so here. Our and.

10:00

The A very much enjoy it. So excited

10:02

to see what episode four, five and six

10:04

have to offer. Yeah and if you do

10:06

wanna watch it I believe it's all on

10:08

while presents like all the current episodes are

10:10

up there right now. So Tf how are

10:13

the was not present plus not sponsored in

10:15

a call us anyway do you have any

10:17

further thoughts with the episode? I have no

10:19

thoughts. no feeling ok guys as they have

10:21

no feelings cause warrant Scenes on the me

10:23

on the other episodes were both you know

10:26

that sliced his what it is okay well

10:28

do and move on into the spooky. Gables

10:30

said of at all helier Beautiful. I'm

10:32

kicking ass off this week And to

10:34

start things, I have a case that

10:36

is, I'll actually a little bit of

10:39

an update from a case we covered.

10:41

About a year ago we started getting

10:43

emails about this one and as I

10:45

was reading it as a this seems.

10:48

Really? For new, the league familiar

10:50

like is it a retread or

10:52

something like that? Turns out it's

10:54

a bit of a dovetail, So

10:56

some of you may remember the

10:58

summer of Twenty Twenty Three when

11:00

there was that whole new story

11:02

breaking. but a national ring of

11:04

i like a body part selling

11:07

in the Usa? Yeah, so be

11:09

goal cadaver body parts being sold

11:11

and the in this case according

11:13

to prosecutors their didn't like a

11:15

nationwide network of people who been

11:17

buying and. Selling remains of or stolen

11:19

as it turns out from Harvard as

11:21

well as an Arkansas Mortuary yeah, is

11:24

a big scandal, exactly. And if that

11:26

doesn't jog your memory, you may actually

11:28

remember one of the players at the

11:30

heart of it because his image gets

11:32

how did a lot in relation to

11:34

this case and it's rather striking. It's

11:36

this guy with a bunch of facial

11:38

tattoos named at Jeremy Paulie Straight up

11:40

looks like he would be like somebody

11:42

who comes in on the show oddities

11:45

and like I want to buy the

11:47

stroke or kit. Yeah I mean if

11:49

is giving I just wanna get famous

11:51

and pretend like I don't know nobody.

11:53

Yeah I am very riffraff. Another Rocky

11:56

horror type vr the Jojo see while

11:58

but not for the lesbian. Yeah

12:00

somebody to start of this or that

12:02

he was the lesbian riffraff and I

12:05

love that that's our A, that is

12:07

what it is. But anyway I this

12:09

guy was the person who had been

12:11

buying all of the stuff if you

12:13

remember so any with turns out that

12:15

recently the mortuary worker from the Arkansas

12:17

more to is wrapped up in this

12:19

case has been taken to trial and

12:21

has entered a guilty plea. He i

12:24

mean does he told me but in

12:26

part this is shining more light on

12:28

the whole situation self according to. Her

12:30

own admission: Candice Chapman Scott, a

12:32

thirty seven year old former employee

12:35

of the Arkansas' Central Mortuary Services

12:37

in Little Rock, has pled guilty

12:39

to selling twenty four boxes of

12:42

stolen body parts from her former

12:44

place of work to Jeremy Paulie

12:46

for a price tag up. Words

12:49

of: Eleven Thousand Dollars U S

12:51

One teeth or boxes. Yeah for

12:53

Eleven K. That's not. That doesn't

12:56

feel like a good return. Yeah,

12:58

I know, right? feels. Like a bit

13:00

of a deal anyway. Turns.

13:03

Out are they were taught in the

13:05

act as previously mentioned and despite our

13:07

Jeremy living in Pennsylvania, they actually met

13:09

through like our Facebook oddities grew by

13:11

a you. Kind of probably remember the

13:13

architecture of these interactions from the last

13:16

time he talked about this case. It's

13:18

a very similar the all here and

13:20

they got connected and she's currently facing

13:22

by ten years in prison and a

13:24

two hundred and fifty thousand dollar fine

13:27

for stolen property on top of another

13:29

two hundred and fifty thousand dollar fine

13:31

and potential twenty year. Sentence for mail

13:33

fraud. Whoa. So she could be spending

13:35

twenty, maybe to thirty years unless it

13:38

stack yeah that are shown and I

13:40

will say they dropped about ten charges

13:42

against her as part of a plea

13:44

deal. I relate and like wire and

13:47

mail fraud which could have. Are.

13:49

Really multiplied things and so anyway it's

13:51

a big fucking mad by Blair We

13:53

say it's nice to keep on top

13:55

of these former case has to spite

13:58

of fucked up the me be. Yeah,

14:00

so happy to report. I guess

14:02

we'll honestly I'm injustices to be

14:04

serving this kind of situation. What

14:06

she did was pretty fucked up.

14:08

his writing like a boob see

14:10

poop See, you know. And I

14:12

mean like this isn't some nefarious,

14:14

sparking shen neng. You mean hold?

14:16

Yeah, so yeah. A guess

14:18

it's deserved. Yeah, I hate to

14:20

say it, but. He

14:23

to say but he told the South

14:25

anyway Think he had some eyesores. Thank

14:28

you to T Y Three News for

14:30

Arkansas Woman pleads guilty to summon twenty

14:32

four boxes, a body part stolen from

14:34

cadavers published by the Associated Press on

14:36

April twenty sixth. I'm twenty twenty four

14:38

and a big our goes out to

14:40

Christian and to leave for sending this

14:43

and I'm sure others smother spooky bitches.

14:45

Will probably centers in the coming days

14:47

because this is everywhere. And more Buddhists

14:49

fuck yeah but a huge thank you

14:51

to them and whoever else may send

14:53

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So, I've got some

17:03

news, some Titanic news.

17:07

And I don't mean big news. Although this

17:09

is big, big, big news, but it is

17:11

news pertaining to the ship. Yeah,

17:14

I know. I'm pretty sure

17:17

through our years of being

17:19

together now, like almost 13,

17:21

honestly, whenever you

17:23

say Titanic, you never mean like Grandin's

17:25

skill. No. This bitch is

17:27

only ever talking about the Titanic. I love this shit. There's

17:30

a reason. There's a damn reason. I bought him a shirt

17:32

that says just a boy who loves the Titanic. No, it

17:34

says just a girl who loves the Titanic. You're

17:36

right. Don't get it twisted. Oh,

17:39

sorry. You're right. Thank

17:41

you. But anyway, this is some Titanic

17:43

news and it was actually sent in

17:45

to us by a spooky bitch named

17:48

Chris. So, big a-wa-a-wa-twee-ah Chris. Thank you,

17:50

Chris. According to CNN, recently a gold

17:52

pocket watch that had been worn by

17:55

one of the victims of the Titanic

17:57

was sold at an auction for one

17:59

point. million dollars.

18:01

That's a lot of fucking

18:03

money. That's a lot of

18:06

fucking money and it's actually

18:08

the most expensive piece of

18:10

Titanic memorabilia ever sold. Oh

18:13

yeah. Now this watch actually

18:15

belonged to John Jacob Astor

18:17

IV who was the richest

18:20

passenger aboard the Titanic. Okay.

18:22

I did mention him briefly

18:24

in my episode of Titanic

18:26

Conspiracies. Some conspiracists believe

18:29

that Jacob Astor was one of

18:31

the men targeted by JP Morgan who

18:33

allegedly orchestrated the sinking of the Titanic.

18:35

Oh shit. Yeah, I forgot about that.

18:37

Yeah. We went into that in detail.

18:39

It's a bunch of hooey but if

18:41

you do want to listen to that

18:44

you can check out episode 234. Oh

18:47

and you should but also for more

18:49

information on John Jacob Astor he is

18:51

the namesake of Jack Astor. That's right.

18:53

Yeah. So when you're digging into those

18:56

boneless wings honey you think

18:58

about famous family food chain. No,

19:00

no, here we go. No, it's really not.

19:02

I'm fabricating it. Yeah.

19:05

But anyway, CNN goes on

19:07

to explain that this watch was

19:10

one of the personal items that

19:12

was found on Astor's body when

19:14

he was retrieved from the Atlantic

19:16

Ocean. Okay. The watch was then

19:18

returned to his son Vincent Astor

19:20

who then had it restored

19:22

and repaired and then in 1935

19:24

Vincent gave

19:27

the watch as a christening gift

19:29

to the infant son of William

19:31

Dobbin IV who was Jacob Astor's

19:34

executive secretary. So somebody who would have

19:36

been very close with him. Oh, to

19:39

the baby. Yeah, to the baby. And

19:42

then the ultimate

19:44

disrespect the Dobbin family sold

19:47

it to an auction house in the

19:50

1990s. Mother fuckers. Yeah. That's

19:52

what happens when you give

19:54

your good, good fucking accessories.

19:57

Thank you to a baby.

19:59

Yeah! A no good baby who

20:01

can't even wear it as a choker or a

20:03

belt? Yeah, right? Useless. The baby's like, I don't

20:05

want this pocket watch, I like my Castilla. They

20:07

don't get style. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

20:10

Then it gets hawked. There you

20:12

go. Have fun. Exactly. Now, the

20:14

Wall Street Journal has reported that

20:16

this watch was purchased by former

20:18

FTX director Patrick Groen as a

20:20

gift to his wife. Who was

20:22

also a baby now? No, that's

20:24

definitely not a baby. Yeah. Now,

20:27

this news has actually not been very

20:29

well received. Okay. Because Patrick

20:32

Groen has been accused of

20:34

being grossly overpaid for his

20:37

time at FTX. I

20:39

guess he made like well over 300 million

20:41

dollars while he was there. And

20:44

then he left the company. And

20:46

shortly after he left FTX, the

20:48

company went bankrupt in 2022. When

20:53

Samuel Benjamin Bankman Fryde was accused,

20:55

he owned the company, he was

20:57

accused of stealing 8 billion

21:00

dollars. Billion dollars.

21:03

My God. Yeah. He

21:05

is now serving 25 years in prison

21:07

for this and had to pay back

21:09

like 11 billion dollars.

21:11

Well, that's good. Mm-hmm. But

21:13

basically, FTX more or less

21:16

stole money from their investors. I don't know. I

21:18

don't know all the tea. This is some like

21:20

Wall Street financial bullshit that I don't understand. No,

21:22

but these dudes are moving around like 8 to

21:25

11 Taylor Swift's worth of money. Exactly. And

21:28

that's shady as fuck. It's shady as fuck.

21:30

And although like Groen hasn't been like

21:32

criminally responsible for all this, people are

21:34

just like, well honey, you were like

21:36

really involved and people are owed

21:39

money and now you have not received any

21:41

of it. And now you're going out there

21:43

buying a pocket watch for 1.5 million

21:45

dollars because here's the tea. He bought it

21:47

for 1.5 million dollars, but

21:50

it was estimated like, you know,

21:52

because auctions have an estimated value

21:54

of things that they're selling. It

21:56

was estimated to be worth around

21:58

100. to

22:00

150,000 pounds. So he paid an excessive amount of money

22:02

more than anybody would have expected

22:09

this piece of memorabilia to be sold

22:11

for and then gave it to his

22:13

wife as a gift. And

22:16

like, honestly, I don't know

22:18

where my opinion really lies in this,

22:20

but a lot of people take issue with

22:22

the fact that these items from the Titanic

22:25

are kind of being circulated around in people's

22:27

private collections. Because people are

22:29

like, okay, maybe you want a teacup, you

22:31

want a bell, you want like a screw

22:33

from the ship itself. That's

22:36

okay. But this was taken off of

22:38

a dead person's body. And now we're

22:40

just like selling this shit. It's going

22:42

in the cycle of people just buying

22:44

it, selling it, buying it, selling it.

22:47

And it's just kind of gross. You're

22:49

a velvet gloved grave robber. Exactly. It's

22:51

like, it's like fancy pants grave robbing

22:54

in some people's eyes. And I totally

22:56

understand that argument. But you

22:58

know what? People are going to make a

23:00

buck off of anything and Titanic is no

23:03

exception. Right. Yeah. So anyway, I do want

23:05

to thank Chris, the spooky bitch who

23:07

sent in this news. And

23:09

I also do want to thank my source, yahoo.com,

23:12

who sourced an article from CNN.

23:15

This was called Gold Watch Worn

23:17

by Richest Passenger aboard Titanic Sales

23:19

for Record Breaking 1.5 Dollars.

23:23

That was written by Emily Blumenthal

23:26

and Catherine Nichols on Sunday, April

23:28

28th, 2024.

23:31

They said, well, we can't go down

23:33

in the Titanic sub anymore. So I

23:35

figured I would just get some swag.

23:37

Exactly. Yeah, let's get some corpse swag.

23:39

Great. I'm going to go roll a

23:41

joint out of a hundred dollar bill.

23:43

Now, next up, I

23:45

just want to say a big aua

23:48

aua to Britney for sending in my

23:50

upcoming piece of spooky gay bullshit. Yeah,

23:52

this is a good one. In

23:55

fact, shall we

23:57

say today, I'm going to be

24:00

talking about a modern-day lady Godiva.

24:02

Although, a picture, instead of riding

24:04

fully naked on the back of

24:07

a horse with like well-placed hair

24:09

in the streets of Coventry, this

24:11

person, Tina Lori Ford, instead made

24:13

ways for getting naked from the

24:15

waist down and dropping it on

24:17

a traffic cone in Hollywood. Oh

24:20

no! You don't know where those

24:22

traffic cones have been! Yeah, but

24:24

not even Hollywood, California. Hollywood, Maryland.

24:26

It's a Hollywood in Maryland? Right.

24:29

Right. There's a Hollywood, Florida, and

24:31

there's a Hollywood, Maryland. I knew about the

24:33

Florida, I did not know about the Maryland,

24:35

but you know what? That feels correct for

24:38

Maryland. Yeah, I guess so, you know, as

24:40

one does. But picture it, Hollywood, Maryland. Saturday,

24:42

April 27th, 2024, 11 fucking a.m. Girl,

24:47

like... A trooper arrives

24:49

at a home on Marvel Dean

24:51

Road after a reported indecent exposure

24:53

that took place 30 minutes prior.

24:55

So 10.30 in the morning is

24:58

when this really happened. Honey, you

25:00

probably haven't even had your second

25:02

coffee yet. No, but at that

25:04

point, 45-year-old Tina was seen on

25:06

video surveillance, may I add, removing

25:08

her shorts, exposing herself, and then

25:10

tasting an orange traffic cone between

25:12

me down there. Oh no! Yeah,

25:14

now, Tina was questioned about this,

25:16

to which she said that she

25:18

was outside at the time, yes,

25:20

confirmed that, but had not

25:22

fucked the traffic cone so much as she

25:24

hopped on top of it, and then popped

25:26

a squat in order to have a tinkle.

25:28

She pissed on it. According to

25:30

her, that's what she was doing. Maybe

25:32

she saw, like, dogs walking around the

25:35

neighborhood and got inspired. Well, the thing

25:37

is, though, in a moment of, uh,

25:39

it's kind of poetic, in

25:41

a moment of finally being able to have

25:43

a real-world application of saying, that's not pee,

25:45

that's squirt, they were

25:47

like, well, roll back the tape. Right.

25:51

And it was not so much a piss as it was a squat.

25:55

A squat and intercourse. Mm-hmm.

25:58

So anyway, aside from- her riding

26:00

that pony she was arrested for indecent

26:02

exposure and released on the same day

26:04

for a $3,000 bond but it turns

26:07

out she has some other previous destruction

26:09

of property charges that kind of indicate

26:11

something's going on so ultimately I really

26:13

hope she gets the help that she

26:15

needs like nobody was harmed hopefully from

26:18

my understanding she is okay so

26:20

you know who doomsday

26:23

averted there yeah but anyway like

26:25

I just I hope people

26:27

are okay I hope you're able to get

26:29

whatever help you need person who's not in

26:31

the room right now are probably listening but

26:33

you know what I mean like it just

26:35

it's a it's it's fucked up news for

26:38

sure also took me by surprise that Hollywood

26:40

Maryland is a thing yeah like ultimately I

26:42

just want everyone to be okay 100% yeah

26:44

that doesn't necessarily sound like something that somebody's

26:46

gonna do if they're in like the right

26:48

state of mind but at the same time

26:50

like there could have been fucking kids around

26:53

right there could have been like family like

26:55

just like no save it for home there

26:57

are so many websites where you

26:59

can buy toys discreetly and probably

27:02

look like traffic cones I'm

27:04

sure there are many that look like

27:07

traffic cones so real traffic cones are

27:09

just fickle bedfellows you know

27:11

and then nasty they're nasty those things

27:13

don't get clean no and they're getting

27:15

shit on by birds and like just

27:17

watch out yeah at least bring a

27:19

wet wipe with you and go behind

27:21

closed doors because you don't want to

27:23

be out here as wise poet once

27:25

said getting bust down in these streets

27:27

you know not like that not

27:29

like that stay safe so thinking

27:31

to my source southern Maryland newsnet

27:33

for Hollywood woman arrested for indecent

27:36

exposure after bizarre incident on St.

27:38

Mary's County published on May 1st

27:40

of 2024 and once again Allah

27:42

Allah Brittany for sending that in

27:44

Allah Allah Brittany it's so sweet

27:46

that you read that story and

27:48

thought about yeah right I

27:51

mean it makes sense yeah

27:53

yeah we created the brand we know

27:55

yeah she knows what show this is

27:57

baby um I have another piece of

27:59

spooky gave This one is going to

28:01

be of a very different beat. Okay. This

28:03

is a story about things that go bump

28:06

in the night Oh, okay, not

28:08

bump in the day kind of in the morning on

28:10

top of the traffic cone No,

28:12

not at all. Damn what a change. Yeah.

28:14

Now most of us have been children

28:17

Yeah, and maybe even have children

28:19

now Mm-hmm, but we all probably

28:21

went through these moments where we

28:23

believe that there were monsters hiding

28:25

Somewhere in our rooms I be

28:28

our closets maybe under our beds

28:30

and our sock drawer My still not

28:32

fully convinced they're not out there. Right

28:34

these monsters are called bedbugs. I think

28:36

that actually exists Yeah, this is not

28:39

about bedbugs though This is just about

28:41

the theoretical idea that there are monsters

28:43

living in our room Gotcha typically when

28:45

we're sleeping when the lights are off

28:48

The thing is though Although we kind

28:50

of grow up with these fears over

28:53

time We learned that these monsters are

28:55

not real and that there really was

28:57

nothing to fear No, but as this

29:00

story will illustrate sometimes

29:03

monsters are real Three-year-old

29:06

sailor class. Okay, they real

29:09

name S-a-y-l-o-r last

29:11

name class. Well, that's delightful. Side

29:13

note. Is there a trigger warning?

29:15

No, they one of those like

29:17

monsters. No Okay, I'm

29:20

happy to hear about this. Okay.

29:22

Yes. Okay. Yeah three-year-old sailor class

29:24

I was getting scared for a

29:26

second She lives in a farmhouse

29:29

with her family in Charlotte, North

29:31

Carolina And one day

29:33

she expressed concern that there were

29:35

monsters in her walls Okay now

29:38

at first sailors parents thought nothing

29:40

of it and again, this is like pretty

29:43

typical toddler behavior It's like, okay now she

29:45

thinks that there's monsters in her room Yeah,

29:47

they also connected this to the fact that

29:49

sailor had just watched Monsters Inc for the

29:52

first time Oh, of course that really just

29:54

made sense. Okay, she watched this movie about

29:56

monsters Literally in closets and now

29:59

she thinks there's a monster in

30:01

her wall. Makes perfect sense. Yeah, it's

30:03

Mike Wazowski. Exactly. The thing is, though,

30:05

not wanting to invalidate their daughter's feelings

30:07

completely, Sailor's parents gave her a spray

30:09

bottle filled with water and told her

30:12

that this was monster spray. Oh, that's

30:14

so sweet. Yeah, so they told Sailor

30:16

that she could just take this spray,

30:18

spray it around her room, and keep

30:20

all of the monsters away. The

30:23

thing is, even after

30:25

using the monster spray, Sailor

30:27

was insistent that there were

30:29

monsters in her walls, and

30:32

this went on for months.

30:34

She was very persistent about

30:36

it. And then, one day,

30:39

her mom, Mrs. Class, noticed

30:41

bees swarming in

30:43

clusters near the attic and

30:45

the chimney outside their home.

30:47

Okay. So they ended up

30:49

calling pest control to examine

30:51

the house, and pest control

30:53

confirmed that these bees were

30:56

actually honeybees. And

30:58

in the United States, honeybees are actually

31:00

a protected species. Totally. So pest control

31:02

doesn't actually deal with removing them, so

31:04

they had to then reach out to

31:06

a beekeeper who would be able to

31:08

come and help clear the bees out

31:10

of the home. Oh, and then they

31:12

have to smoke them? We watch this shit on

31:14

YouTube all the time. I don't think they really

31:17

smoke them. I think they use, like, a vacuum.

31:20

But don't they use, like, smoke to, like,

31:22

calm them down? Because they, like,

31:25

shoot some smoking, like, with bellows, and that

31:27

kind of just, like, chills them out? Oh,

31:29

maybe. Or maybe that's when they're going to

31:31

extract honey. I'm not entirely sure. Girl, let's

31:33

just say, usually when those videos are on

31:35

at three or four in the morning, there's

31:38

a different kind of smoke around, and it's

31:40

not from the beekeeper in our apartment. That's

31:42

right. Just saying. It's all good. The thing

31:44

is, though, yeah, like, they usually, they have

31:46

methods in which they can remove these bees.

31:48

Usually, in an ideal scenario, they use, Like,

31:51

a very gentle vacuum. But If they can

31:53

get the queen into the vacuum or into

31:55

whatever container they're trying to get the bees

31:57

in, all of the other bees will just.

32:00

The actually follow like will go

32:02

wherever the queen goes. Iconic? yeah

32:04

But the point is they basically

32:06

confirmed okay their bees in the

32:08

house and when the beekeeper came

32:10

and examined the house he's this

32:12

like thermal device that can kind

32:15

of read through walls her and

32:17

he determined that there were. Bees.

32:20

Living inside of the walls of Taylor's

32:22

room sorry sailors room being to yes

32:24

Whoa. So yeah this whole time that

32:26

sailors like them monsters in my walled

32:28

earthly kind of worth that kind of

32:31

where are the bees are monsters We

32:33

love them, We protect them at all

32:35

costs. the eminently things but there was

32:37

something going on here was yes and

32:39

and more. Sorry I wasn't say it's

32:42

more the monsters spree can take care

32:44

of the one hundred percent piss them

32:46

off. Yeah, so once they confirmed that

32:48

they're Ruby's here's. A beekeeper it got

32:50

to keeping and started collecting these

32:52

bees buts were as as they

32:54

removed the wall the revealed like

32:57

the honey cones and the hive

32:59

had created and the beekeeper said

33:01

it was like of the biggest

33:03

hi the he had ever seen.

33:05

The had to completely like clothes

33:07

off the room because as soon

33:09

as they opened it up hundreds

33:11

and hundreds and hundreds of bees

33:13

started pouring out of the wall.

33:15

They're like were not convinced that

33:17

your child isn't candyman right? Yeah.

33:19

Yeah, yeah, I don't. evening

33:21

candyman or to fuck with

33:23

this amount of be like

33:25

It took multiple days for

33:27

the bees to removed. Sailor

33:29

actually started calling the beekeeper

33:31

the monster catcher hand in

33:33

me. And he is the

33:36

beekeeper. It collected over fifty

33:38

five thousand bees. Somewhere between

33:40

fifty five, sixty five thousand

33:42

bees and one hundred pounds

33:44

of honey comb. that's delicious

33:46

armed did anybody gets done?

33:48

When the family. Like in the

33:50

meantime, I don't think or how the fuck

33:52

did sailor make it out of there with

33:54

steam? Well like nobody would like. They would

33:56

have like closed off the room probably before

33:59

they rip the. Oh no added a

34:01

nobody me like beforehand like in the time leading

34:03

up slowly I just can't imagine that they weren't

34:05

like only I want mean I guess we had

34:07

come like fi bee stings overlooking i'm lucky know

34:09

what I mean and a C like you would

34:12

have of I like and I am by no

34:14

means am I like oh yeah I would have

34:16

noticed earlier on but ah yes would have thought

34:18

that a few things would have happened with that

34:20

Many know because they deny obese and have access

34:23

to inside the house they had access to inside

34:25

the wall but not inside the living quarters because

34:27

they were able to get in through like a

34:29

small opening. Near like the chimney in the

34:31

attic. so they were like coming in through

34:33

that as unsettling in the wall. but they

34:35

didn't really have access to the family like

34:37

those Lgbtq values. I don't want them in

34:39

my house. they I'd say they get absorbed

34:42

in the wall. exact and not in my

34:44

home. A use and Ali yeah you take

34:46

off that mass yes. My

34:48

heart. But anyway years after after

34:50

a few days of of be

34:52

keeping all of the bees were

34:55

removed and now they're being relocated

34:57

to his sanctuary which is very

34:59

nice. The not so nice

35:01

thing about all of this though, is

35:04

that the bees did cause quite a

35:06

lot of damage to the house. Who?

35:08

Nautilus? Oh yeah, and because it was

35:10

caused by an infestation, it's not going

35:13

to be covered by insurance because they

35:15

deemed to be a preventable thing. Yeah,

35:17

know, they're looking at about twenty thousand

35:20

dollars into him. All right. Ah, is

35:22

a lot of argument or the crowd

35:24

funding or something. I honestly don't know.

35:27

Nothing was in this length. Maybe they

35:29

are. and. Yeah if you're was

35:31

a man my dues maybe crowd fund?

35:33

Yeah yeah deadly. The thing is though

35:35

the the erotic big as if they

35:37

had me he'd be like tuned into

35:39

a sailor a little bit earlier. This

35:41

could have maybe avoided some of his

35:43

damn it's it. I mean that is

35:45

the thing Other in the lesson in

35:48

all of this new your name comes

35:50

to you and is insisting that there

35:52

are monsters somewhere in their room. You

35:54

might want to look a little bit

35:56

closer because something might become when know

35:58

that is very true. but. That

36:00

node. I just wanna thank my

36:02

source tasty bbc.com for the article.

36:04

A little girl said monsters were

36:06

in her room. It was sixty

36:09

thousand bees. Published

36:11

island April twenty ninth and written

36:13

by Rachel Looker. You know how

36:16

that happens to you? This I

36:18

think it's manservant sixty thousand and

36:20

not affected these. I mean economy.

36:22

Maybe maybe we'll candyman ojani? I

36:25

mean, maybe she was. You.

36:27

Know like do we know whether

36:29

or not that's how it was

36:31

adopted from in and around Cabrini

36:34

Green Today are now. I'm just

36:36

saying that you have a young

36:38

child and a lot of be

36:41

is showing. I'm okay with them.

36:43

So. I've. Got the final topic

36:45

for the that? A yes big hour

36:47

ago that crazy diamond for sending this

36:49

one hour l am. Yeah so to

36:51

wrap things up today, I've got a

36:54

story that has fuck and levels and

36:56

pet owners prepare for your butt holes

36:58

to Parker are not and like a

37:00

fatalistic kind of way. but it it's

37:02

gonna go or stressful about as stressful

37:04

as like Homeward Bound can be and

37:06

that is stressful day is very stressful

37:08

or that family went through amazon of

37:10

of town and in a week. Oh

37:13

and another thing we. Got no, I'm

37:15

not your your way. Be spoilers,

37:17

But there's there's a will they

37:19

want a happy and ah ah,

37:21

worse time. Oh my God. Okay,

37:23

so anyway, let's not ignore those

37:26

animals coming up over the hill

37:28

for a moment. Let's regroup and

37:30

tune into a woman named Carry

37:32

Clarke from Utah who recently noticed

37:34

that her family's longstanding indoor cat

37:36

and Co lane our Galena yeah,

37:39

I'm gleaner I'm gonna say had

37:41

gone missing on around April tenth

37:43

of this year. now this was

37:45

upsetting to say the least as going

37:47

out was and one to pull this

37:50

kind of a stand to the sheriff

37:52

indoor cat oh yeah that's horrifying when

37:54

your indoor cat suddenly goes outdoors and

37:56

suddenly is nowhere to be found that

37:58

is like a man maximum height anxiety.

38:01

Right? Because like my experience with indoor

38:03

cats, maybe they're all like this, they

38:05

don't want to go outside now for

38:07

a certain point. They're just like, nope.

38:09

I like it here. And I would

38:12

be like, my baby has no life

38:14

skills. Well, hell yeah. All you're doing

38:16

is waking up and eating the fancy

38:18

feast. Oh my God. Like Behemoth, when

38:20

he goes outside and he like is

38:23

kind of untethered from us, he just

38:25

freezes. He hates it. He's an indoor

38:27

kitty through and through. So anyway, thankfully,

38:29

about six days after they

38:31

noticed that Galena had gone missing.

38:34

So on April 17th, a

38:36

text came in stating that

38:39

Galena's microchip had been scanned

38:41

as they were at a

38:43

vet. Uh-huh. Who then called

38:46

Carrie shortly thereafter, except the

38:48

thing was the vet was

38:50

in California, which is

38:52

about two states away from Utah. Jesus.

38:55

What is it with these pets and

38:57

showing up in other states lately? Well,

38:59

there's a good explanation. So at first

39:01

Carrie thought that this was a prank

39:03

until the vet explained that Carrie's cat

39:06

had actually been found inside of a

39:08

try before you buy Amazon return box

39:11

along with five pairs of work

39:13

boots. Oh no. It had

39:15

just rolled up at an Amazon return

39:17

depot a few days prior. And let's

39:19

just say questions were asked when they

39:21

opened it up and discovered that there

39:23

was a fucking cat inside the box.

39:25

I mean, yeah, definitely nothing you would

39:28

ever expect. I'm sure Amazon workers see

39:30

some shit when they're like things are

39:32

being returned. But this is probably a

39:34

first. No, and shout out to Brandy

39:36

at the Amazon plant because Brandy was

39:38

the one who noticed Galena was in

39:40

there and cared for the cat in

39:42

the intern took them to a vet

39:44

got the microchips like doing the utmost

39:47

responsible thing. That's amazing. Yeah. Cause like

39:49

what a stressful trip for this cat.

39:51

Yeah. And then I mean, like you're

39:53

just a person who's earning your paycheck.

39:55

And I'm like, even if you're an

39:57

animal lover, like sometimes, you know, it

39:59

can be a a lot of extra

40:01

time to put into something, but yeah,

40:03

Brandi did the right thing and ultimately

40:06

was able to reconnect this kitty with

40:08

their family. Aww. So the next day,

40:10

as soon as they were able to get a flight,

40:13

honestly, Carrie and her husband both flew

40:15

out to California along with some kitty

40:17

comforts and reunion treats and all that

40:19

kind of stuff. They learned that

40:21

there had been a break in the side of the box

40:23

with it, which had actually

40:25

allowed them to have airflow

40:28

inside. Yeah, that's right. And

40:30

because it happened at the beginning of

40:32

April and it was on the southwestern

40:34

part of the US, the

40:37

temperature wasn't as such that the cat

40:39

was in grave danger. It wasn't super,

40:41

super hot, but they must have been

40:43

incredibly dehydrated, incredibly hungry, super fucking scared.

40:45

Yep, and skinnier than they had been.

40:48

Yeah, it was not good. By no means

40:50

did the cat make it out unscathed. It's

40:53

not like they were like, I'm back to normal. But

40:56

medically speaking, they are okay. They

40:58

are healthy. Good. Yeah.

41:01

And they're being cared for. Exactly. And

41:03

they are now back with their family. And

41:05

needless to say, they are absolutely

41:08

lord that this happened. And I would

41:10

be horrified. The guilt that I would

41:12

have? Oh, yeah. Because like, there's only one

41:14

way the cat got in there. I mean, it jumped in and then you sealed

41:17

it in. I know. I

41:19

know. And I'm going to check all the boxes for

41:21

now on. And that kind of is the

41:23

biggest takeaway Carrie wants to encourage

41:26

all pet owners to microchip their

41:28

pets and triple check their Amazon

41:30

boxes. As she said in an

41:32

interview with KSLT TV five

41:35

news, which is my source. I'll check them

41:37

out in a second. But like, yeah, I can

41:39

only imagine the guilt one feels as a

41:41

pet owner. Like I'm a pet

41:43

lover, you know, part of you probably wants to be like, how

41:45

could you do it? But like,

41:47

I cannot even imagine how fucked up

41:50

it would feel on the other side

41:52

to be like a well intentioned, caring

41:54

pet owner and have like this happen.

41:56

Yeah. And then have the world now like,

41:58

oh my God. Well that's it, right? They

42:01

are gonna nobody is gonna be more critical of

42:03

them than they are going to be of themselves

42:05

in this situation Exactly.

42:07

So just like just be I'm

42:09

just thankful that everybody is okay

42:13

Especially the cat. Yeah, so that's the that's

42:15

the big takeaway from all of this. Yeah,

42:17

absolutely And again, shut up

42:19

to brandy at the Amazon warehouse. Hell yeah,

42:21

I think that like you are an icon

42:23

get it brandy Exactly employee

42:26

of the month So

42:28

thank you to my source KSL

42:30

TV 5 news for Utahns, which

42:32

I did not know is the

42:34

thing No, a H N.

42:36

Is that what people from Utah are called your Utah?

42:40

Reunited with their pet cat they accidentally

42:42

shipped with Amazon return published on April

42:44

24th 2024

42:47

and once again, I would a

42:49

crazy diamond for sending that in

42:51

what our what a wholesome note

42:53

to end things on Yeah nerve-wracking,

42:55

uh-huh, but wholesome a ultimately yeah

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44:37

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binge X files or Twin Peaks this weekend

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44:56

if the rest the world hasn't already been

44:58

telling the by and heard anything about into

45:01

you talked with that I have nothing about

45:03

it was all over my instagram and by

45:05

I mean as queer as we love drama

45:07

true and it is messy. Oh yeah right

45:09

next question Bff is being a hater about

45:11

the sweet gifts my boyfriend gives me address

45:13

it or just leave it alone. I mean

45:16

if it's if it's pissed me off addresses

45:18

with as with your best friend yeah you

45:20

have any like confrontational about it was as

45:22

if you just be like yo like this

45:24

is something that brings me joy and make

45:26

yeah are kind of suck in the joy

45:29

out of it yeah there's money to suffer

45:31

in silence about it added just you know

45:33

state. how it's we can you feel come

45:35

from an eye perspective and linda sea route

45:37

yeah and i could open the door for

45:40

them to may be explain like why the

45:42

reacting that way match l at the south

45:44

kind of the more like that that's the

45:46

beard conversation piece is coming from i had

45:49

a successor like check in with them america

45:51

think you know call in don't call out

45:53

yeah unless there's a toxic in your over

45:55

him and sometimes it's okay disconnect from somebody

45:57

that's true said my partner paint is gaming

46:00

room dark gray or go all out black.

46:03

I would go all out black. I

46:05

don't blame you. Yeah. But if

46:07

you do decide to go dark gray,

46:09

you need to go with

46:11

the color iron mountain. Iron

46:14

mountain gray is the most beautiful

46:16

dark gray. It's like a very

46:18

blue leaning gray. Really? Yeah. I

46:21

remember it. I guess it's a kind of, it's

46:24

a bit, yeah, it is blue leaning

46:26

gray. Iron mountain. I think Benjamin Moore puts

46:28

it out. Oh, bear. I would call that

46:30

a warm gray. I suppose it is. When

46:32

I think of a cool gray, I think

46:35

of like a Payne's gray. Yeah, that's true.

46:37

But I love that color looks really fucking

46:39

good. Iron mountain. Yeah. Yeah. Get into it.

46:41

And yeah, I will say like in the,

46:43

in the projection world, like in the installation

46:45

theater, et cetera world, I

46:48

learned to like paint projection screens gray because

46:50

it can go like as bright as a

46:52

white screen sometimes, or in some conditions it

46:54

can go as dark as a black screen

46:56

and recede. And I guess maybe if he's streaming,

46:59

maybe then a gray would be better because it

47:01

would probably read a bit more black on screen.

47:03

But anyway, scared of moving to a new city.

47:05

Any tips on how to get settled? I mean,

47:08

the first thing you gotta do, you just gotta

47:10

dive in. It's going to be uncomfortable and you

47:12

just gotta be prepared for that. But like, if

47:14

you go in knowing that and you don't try

47:17

to convince yourself that it's not going to be

47:19

a little bit uncomfortable because change in any capacity

47:21

is uncomfortable, but that doesn't mean it's bad. No.

47:23

And like if you really want to like get

47:26

acclimated, maybe do you work from

47:28

home or something like that? Or have like a

47:30

creative hustle, work at a cafe for an

47:32

afternoon, watch the local flora and fauna if you

47:35

catch Madrid. Exactly. I mean, it's springtime. So

47:37

it's a wonderful time to just kind of walk

47:39

around and experience your neighborhood. Yeah. Go actually see

47:41

the flora and fauna, not just the social

47:43

kind. And also if you're just looking for like

47:45

unsolicited opinions about a place, go to Reddit

47:47

because there's definitely a Reddit form about whatever city

47:50

you're moving in and get all the tea. Free

47:52

things to do in blank city. Reddit. That's

47:54

a good Google Search to do. Also

47:56

Drag shows. Yes. And good luck. Yes.

47:58

Have fun. Best Nail shave. for a

48:01

short Neil bad who I would say

48:03

like around or like a little a

48:05

little cough and to yeah, maybe half

48:08

it. It may be like an almond

48:10

yeah as well. Yeah, keep my emails

48:12

a pretty active length because I play

48:15

bass isn't and I don't like the

48:17

nails hitting the fretboard. Totally so yeah.

48:19

I kind of keep them grounded. Yes,

48:22

should I ask my work crush out

48:24

or just keep flirting Professional? A move

48:26

past half? I mean does your workplace

48:29

have any rules against. Been together?

48:31

yeah and of allah. First thing

48:33

to look into? Yeah, yeah. Otherwise,

48:35

you know, Ultimately,

48:38

Is is have to follow your.on this one Yeah

48:40

I mean you gotta observe the social dynamic. Will

48:42

it fuck up the social dynamics and are you

48:44

a cave does? Yeah so that is It is

48:46

like is is this little flirty forty fun? Are

48:49

you like really like into this person Because if

48:51

it's little just forty forty font it might be

48:53

better to leave at the yeah and then you

48:55

can find you. You know. Your. Your

48:57

you can find you boo elsewhere. Yeah, and

48:59

if it's like super deep than yeah I

49:02

mean act on it may be. talk to

49:04

them outside of work about it because ultimately

49:06

worse as they say in the bible, it

49:08

happens in the dark shall come to the

49:10

light. I only know that because drag Queen

49:12

st a lot on repost drag race. Yeah,

49:14

but it's true. Yeah it is. Anyway, okay

49:17

I camp in state or fly out of

49:19

state to a national par. Cool, I wouldn't

49:21

I would stay close to home. Personally I

49:23

say need it to run home Yeah, even

49:25

though I hear ya, My wanderlust. This spring

49:27

for some reason is as is

49:29

on pop idol Tyler Fi. These

49:31

guys like my wanderlust the is

49:34

on fire hazard down with oh

49:36

yeah but I will agree make

49:38

camp and state yeah now that

49:40

should I get a pink, green,

49:42

cream or light purple patterned dress.

49:44

fair skinned blonde think green cream

49:46

or lie love on my purple.

49:48

I was thinking like Per likes

49:50

her always grade and I mean

49:52

like in the live in design

49:54

world we owe it or like

49:56

I was learned. Like lavender Greek as it

49:58

can go warm, a can go cool. There

50:00

and Pro Bowl is a color that is

50:02

very complementary to a number of different folks

50:04

out there. I agree I any kind of

50:06

one of those colors that can sort of

50:09

go with anything, especially like pirbright like what

50:11

color does purple not look at with. Honestly,

50:14

In my opinion a like it's up to

50:16

your creativity but I kind of don't think

50:18

any like purple red is an absolute serve

50:21

right? It's like purple see you knock on

50:23

wood clicker at Hadley the as a other

50:25

purple kind of goes with everything in the

50:27

same way that like turquoise Canada without in

50:29

yeah totally or should I get pet insurance

50:31

my dogs perfectly healthy and his term tenants

50:33

you yes get the answer. It's here's the

50:36

thing we a pet insurance for Fleetwood later

50:38

in life and and you're dealing with the

50:40

dog who's turning ten will kill me more

50:42

expensive and it's not going to cover everything.

50:44

That it would cover for like a younger

50:46

dogs. Yes with Fleetwood it's really only like

50:48

big major like emergencies as otherwise you are

50:50

going to pay a whole lot but fear

50:52

and given your situation it might be a

50:55

good I was recommend Patterns or it's good

50:57

to look into and yeah but then you

50:59

can also consider yeah I mean it's it's

51:01

your money. At the end of the day

51:03

you have to decide what to do with

51:05

it is maybe it just be better for

51:07

you to have a savings account exact by

51:09

the I would recommend it if you can.

51:11

Yes okay I'm. Hope. The

51:13

timer swam and okay why was about

51:16

Aunts Or as say this once I

51:18

will say that will choose one or

51:20

of Yeah I watched my grandma take

51:22

her last breath in hospice. How do

51:24

I get that out of my head?

51:27

Honestly, I'm. A

51:29

What I would recommend to you

51:32

is talk to a therapist and

51:34

some talk to somebody who can

51:36

help you with this agree counsellor

51:39

mouse loosely Because grief is deeply

51:41

personal and it transforms. It is

51:43

amorphous and at times ah and

51:46

that image that is a hard

51:48

image to exercise out of your

51:50

be your consciousness So I don't

51:53

have a clear answer for that

51:55

unfortunately. but I do just want

51:57

to say like I truly. wish

52:00

the best in getting through this and in

52:02

dealing with it because it's not easy and

52:04

there's no simple answer. No, it really isn't

52:06

and like you said it's deeply personal and

52:09

like you're going through the morning process right

52:11

now but grief never really goes away. It

52:13

just gets easier to deal with. Yeah. You

52:16

know? So anyway, hearts go out to you. Exactly.

52:19

Advice or do you want to just choose a

52:21

few now? Yeah, let's choose a few. Okay. So

52:24

somebody asked advice for being relaxed in front of a camera because they

52:26

have an engagement photo shoot coming up. Honestly,

52:29

I would just try

52:32

to maybe have a joke with the

52:34

photographer. Just like develop a bit of

52:36

rapport with the person who's behind the

52:38

lens. Sure. Because ultimately, fuck

52:41

the camera. You're actually being seen through

52:43

that person's eye. That's true. So

52:45

just like work on your relationship with

52:47

the person taking your photo. Like

52:50

you know what I mean? Like within

52:52

reason and that is probably where the

52:55

most comfortable photos will come from. And

52:57

honestly, your photographer probably has some strategies

52:59

to help make you feel comfortable because that is a

53:01

part of their job as well. What I would always

53:03

do like I used to take head shots a lot

53:05

when I was doing my undergrad because I was like

53:08

the one with the nice camera among my friends. And

53:10

I always had this thing where I would take somebody's

53:12

photo and I tell them I'm about to take the

53:15

photo. I do like a three, two, one and I

53:17

would take the photo like as much

53:20

of a delay after the one as

53:22

possible within a reasonable amount. Like

53:24

not that I would like wait an extra

53:26

beat or two but just wait that extra

53:28

half second because people will hold themselves and

53:31

hold themselves. But as soon as they think

53:33

that photo has been taken, they loosen just

53:35

a little bit and that's usually the best

53:37

moment to get in a photo. Yeah. Or

53:40

at least that's just my bullshit. It's true and you can maybe just

53:42

practice in the mirror. Practice your smile

53:44

and stuff like that. That is worth its

53:46

weight in gold. It's like listening to your

53:48

own voice to get over your insecurities about

53:50

it. Just get used to how you look

53:52

from all angles in all

53:55

different lighting. Or

53:57

as much as you can and just learn

53:59

to love yourself. my friend. 100%. You

54:01

probably already do but just try to

54:04

love yourself even more. Yeah and congratulations.

54:06

Yeah have fun. Alright. Okay. What simple

54:08

food should I serve at my son's

54:10

high school graduation party? Spinach

54:14

dip. Tacos. Oh hell yeah. Taco bar.

54:17

There you go. Taco bar, Sunday bar.

54:19

You're good. With beyond meat. Like have

54:21

a beef, have a beyond meat. Like

54:24

a little, like just get the beyond

54:27

beef crumble like the burger. Yeah and just

54:29

cook it like you normally would regular taco

54:31

beef. Yeah, I'm not really fucking with the

54:33

brown ground and all that kind of stuff.

54:36

Like I know people who live and die

54:38

by it and I totally respect that opinion.

54:40

I prefer a taco like dumbed the ground

54:42

beef or the beyond beef. Yeah. Yeah,

54:44

or you have a spaghetti party.

54:47

Yeah, big fucking fucking yeah hottest

54:49

spaghetti. Yeah No,

54:51

absolutely. Who doesn't love spaghetti? Yeah,

54:53

just grandma's big ol fucking fucking

54:55

pot of spaghetti. Yeah, family recipe.

54:57

Or like a pizza party.

54:59

Get some party pizzas. Honey,

55:02

make, yeah, I don't know. But taco, I

55:04

think build your own taco. She's think factory?

55:07

Don't go there. Don't expensive. For

55:09

what you get anyway, whatever. Should I

55:11

make brownies trays or a tres leches

55:14

cake this weekend? Tres leches. I

55:16

don't know what it is. That sounds

55:18

good. Yeah. How should I de-stress after

55:21

finals week? Oh Ooh,

55:23

my friend. Um Massage,

55:26

that's my favorite way. There

55:29

are like little massage tools that you can get

55:31

on Amazon like so is releasers cervical spine

55:34

releasers, like a stretching strap all that kind

55:36

of stuff. Do it at home. Have some

55:38

fun within reason. Be safe. Or

55:41

pay for a deep tissue massage. That's what

55:43

I like. Lumber party vibes. Like just get

55:45

where your favorite robe or your favorite pajamas.

55:47

Mm-hmm. Get some little like get it like

55:49

a nice face mask. I'm gonna go get

55:51

some snacks. Yeah, and a few $10 massagers

55:53

from Amazon. Yeah. Watch

55:55

some of your favorite movies and

55:57

just rock. Yeah, just rock. Oh,

56:00

yeah brought into a pile.

56:02

Yeah about that or Bath

56:08

bombs or Epsom salts. Oh, I like

56:10

them both. Yeah, but I love Epsom

56:12

I do too I do

56:15

too. Also you then usually you don't

56:17

worry as much about pH. Yeah some

56:19

folks out there I don't know everybody's

56:22

I'm not a doctor. Okay, let's choose

56:25

like one or two more each Yeah,

56:27

cuz if now we're just gonna sit here and

56:29

read every single fucking which is fun. But yeah,

56:31

anyway, okay Are yard

56:33

flamingos trashy? I want some for every

56:36

holiday, but I don't want to be

56:38

that person on the block They are

56:40

not trashy. No, they are love their

56:42

kitchen. Yeah, my god, like What

56:46

are they called gazing balls like those orbs

56:48

that people like have on their front yard

56:50

those yard flamingos not tacky I think

56:52

any kind of yard decoration is fun. I

56:54

even think a gnome has a moment

56:56

Yeah, you know the only thing that's tacky

56:59

in my opinion is gonna be like Calvin

57:01

peeing on like a Ford logo Or

57:04

those like two little kids where it's like

57:06

a little boy and a little girl and

57:08

ones like peeing and the other one's shocked

57:10

Cuz it's looking at the kid. Yeah, that's

57:12

weird. That's weird. Yeah. Sorry grandma. You're dead.

57:14

Anyway, that's it It's weird, but it was

57:16

weird. It was it was not a moment.

57:19

But anyway, yeah, you're just like is that

57:21

me? I'm a kid No, anyway You

57:29

Okay, okay do it okay, okay you want to

57:31

choose one yeah advice that's what I know when

57:33

I just said you okay Advice

57:36

to relax before performing or recording

57:38

laugh. Find something that makes you

57:40

laugh funny videos. Yeah Every

57:43

time before we sit down to record we

57:45

watch like 10 to 20 minutes There's just

57:47

like silly funny videos on the internet and

57:49

it gets us loosened up. Yeah, absolutely Okay

57:53

Start on a big back piece or patchwork

57:55

like like

57:59

Do you have Have any tattoos on your

58:01

legs yet? That's the big question. Okay.

58:03

I Advice

58:06

from tattoo artists is that wintertime is usually

58:08

a better time for leg tattoos. Mm-hmm, right?

58:11

Yeah tattoo artists to say that I don't know why

58:13

I guess just because it's like you wear pants most

58:16

of the time anyway You're not

58:18

sweaty and you know, I love back

58:20

sweat in the summer. That's true. That's

58:22

true But then you

58:24

could wear like really loose t-shirts and you

58:26

don't have to wear a jacket and stuff

58:29

You know, so you're gonna say back piece.

58:31

I'm gonna say back piece. Okay, I'm there

58:33

with you. Yeah, I'll trust your opinion All

58:35

right, ultimately ask your tattoo artists like that's

58:37

who whose opinion really matters. Totally. All right

58:39

Um, let's just choose one final one and

58:41

actually you want me just make it simple

58:43

I've got a real easy one right here.

58:45

Sure strawberry cake or key lime pie. Oh

58:48

I fuck with a strawberry

58:51

strawberries are my absolute favorite.

58:53

So strawberry wins every time.

58:55

Okay. Well Not

58:57

to be divisive. I love

59:00

a key lime pie and the weather is

59:02

getting warmer I'm feeling key limes you can

59:04

it's not that hard to make I mean,

59:06

I'm sure neither is a strawberry cake if

59:08

you're just choosing which one you want to

59:10

do I think they're both hard to me

59:13

I mean, but if you're making those choices

59:15

you are fierce and I'm gonna have some

59:17

faith in you You know what

59:19

you're doing and you're gonna have a great

59:21

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Joyce, honey Oh actually a funny yesterday Tyler was

1:03:29

like I need to read more James Joyce and

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I was like what these Ulysses Yeah, something's like

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portrait of the artist as a young man is

1:03:36

Finnegan's wake. There's the fart poem Yeah,

1:03:40

he forgot the fart poem to James Joyce should we

1:03:42

find one really quick should we Bitches

1:03:45

with a James Joyce fart poem We should

1:03:47

like a fart James Joyce

1:03:49

fart poem now, here's the story you're gonna

1:03:51

look one up I'll tell you what they're

1:03:53

all about. So there are these poems that

1:03:55

he sent to his native friend I believe

1:03:58

this was Nora who ended up like

1:04:00

the low-key inspiration from Ollie

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Bloom, I believe, but anyway,

1:04:04

he sent these letters to

1:04:06

his dear, and he

1:04:09

quite vividly described how much

1:04:11

he loves many things

1:04:13

about her body, including the

1:04:15

scent of her farts, and the

1:04:18

sound of her farts, and the

1:04:20

other characters of her farts. Yeah,

1:04:22

exactly. Do you have a fart poem

1:04:24

up? I do, and it's from Goodreads. I don't know if

1:04:27

there's so much a poem as it is a love letter,

1:04:29

but anyway, we're gonna read it. Oh,

1:04:31

okay. Yeah. Trigger warning, Tyler

1:04:33

is about to say the C word in a bunch of other stuff.

1:04:35

Hopefully, you don't have your kids in the car, and if you do,

1:04:37

this is like a, maybe like

1:04:39

a five-second warning before he starts talking dirty

1:04:41

through the mind of James Joyce. Yeah, you

1:04:43

should probably turn it off. A

1:04:47

word. So it says,

1:04:49

my sweet little whorish Nora, I did

1:04:51

as you told me, you dirty little girl,

1:04:54

and pulled myself off twice when I read

1:04:56

your letter. I am delighted

1:04:58

to see that you do like being fucked our

1:05:00

sways. Of

1:05:03

course he's Irish, so he says our

1:05:05

sway. Of course Nora's down. Yes, now

1:05:07

I can remember that night when I

1:05:09

fucked you for so long backwards. It

1:05:11

was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave

1:05:13

you, darling. My

1:05:15

prick was stuck in you

1:05:17

for hours fucking in and out

1:05:20

under your upturned rump. I

1:05:22

felt your fat, sweaty buttocks under my

1:05:24

belly and saw your flushed face and

1:05:26

mad eyes. At every fuck I gave

1:05:29

you, your shameless tongue came bursting out

1:05:31

through your lips, and if I

1:05:34

gave you a bigger, stronger fuck

1:05:36

than usual, fat, dirty farts came spluttering

1:05:39

out of your backside. You

1:05:41

had an arse full of farts that night,

1:05:43

darling, and I fucked them out of you.

1:05:46

Big fat fellows, long windy

1:05:48

ones, quick little merry cracks, and a lot

1:05:50

of tiny little naughty farties ending in a

1:05:52

long gush from your hole. Not

1:05:55

parties! Not

1:05:57

parties! It

1:06:00

is wonderful to fuck a farting woman

1:06:02

when every fuck drives one out of

1:06:04

her. I think I would know Nora's

1:06:06

fart anywhere. I think I could

1:06:08

pick hers out in a room full of farting

1:06:11

women. It is a

1:06:13

rather girlish noise, not like the wet

1:06:15

windy fart which I imagine fat wives

1:06:17

have. It is a sudden and dry

1:06:19

and dirty like a- what

1:06:21

a bold girl would let off in a

1:06:23

fun and school dormitory at night. I hope

1:06:25

Nora will let off no end of her

1:06:28

farts in my face so that I

1:06:30

may know their smell also. And

1:06:32

he's writing this to her. Yeah, it's true.

1:06:36

You say when I go back you

1:06:38

will suck me off and you want

1:06:40

me to lick your cunt, you little

1:06:42

depraved black guard. I hope you will

1:06:44

surprise me sometime when I'm asleep dressed,

1:06:47

steal over to me with a whore's

1:06:49

glow in your slumberish eyes, gently undo

1:06:51

button after button in the fly of

1:06:53

my trousers and gently take out your

1:06:55

lover's fat mickey. Lap it up in

1:06:57

your moist mouth and suck away at

1:07:00

it till it gets fatter and stiffer and calms

1:07:02

off in your mouth. Sometimes

1:07:04

too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up

1:07:06

your skirts and open your drawers gently then

1:07:08

lie down gently by you and begin to

1:07:11

lick lazily around your bush. You

1:07:13

will begin to stir uneasily then I

1:07:15

will lick the lips from my darling's

1:07:17

cunt. You will begin to groan and

1:07:19

grunt and sigh and fart with lust

1:07:21

in your sleep. Then I will lick

1:07:23

up faster and faster like a ravenous

1:07:26

dog until your cunt is a mess

1:07:28

of slime and your body wiggling wildly.

1:07:30

Good night my little farting Nora, my

1:07:33

dirty little fuckbird. There is one lovely

1:07:35

word darling you have underlined to make

1:07:37

me pull myself off better. Write

1:07:40

me more about that and do

1:07:42

yourself sweetly dirtier. Dirtier.

1:07:44

Well, you can't say that you haven't been

1:07:47

digging into some James Joyce lately. It's true.

1:07:49

You really can. Yeah. Um.

1:07:52

Wow. I feel like the

1:07:54

premix of the Molly Bloom solo included but instead

1:07:56

of saying yes she just farted. I

1:07:59

feel like James would like it. like that. You

1:08:01

know? James Joyce, like, when was

1:08:03

that written? I don't even know. I don't know.

1:08:05

You're the one with the iPhone here. I know.

1:08:08

Anyway, we don't need to go any further. If

1:08:10

anybody wants to know about James Joyce's dirty little

1:08:12

love letters, then you can do that in your

1:08:14

own time. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:08:17

guess you can. So don't forget, we love you very much.

1:08:19

Kissy kisses. And

1:08:22

Ls. And always. Sorry,

1:08:25

I'm just kind of speechless.

1:08:27

Don't forget. We love you very much.

1:08:30

Kissy kisses. We never did that. I'm

1:08:32

going to feedback loop. It's true. It's

1:08:34

just because you got James Joyce farts on the

1:08:36

brain. It's my little farting Nora. Dirty little fuck

1:08:39

bird. Oh, of course. Anyway,

1:08:41

if you're going to be a bitch. Be

1:08:43

a spooky bitch. Bye. We

1:08:46

probably should get a trigger warning before we read that

1:08:48

poem. But look, it's all good reads. Yeah.

1:08:51

It's education. It's literature.

1:08:54

Do you want to record a trigger warning right now and I'll put it

1:08:56

in? Alright. Trigger

1:08:58

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