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the past interviews yelling about her

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to research because it's like noted that

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gun or hand we get to examine

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have little bit a balance of actually

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though at speaking about soon as you

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get into this show yeah well for

9:07

my upward inflection gets any more out

9:09

of hand. We really need to. So

9:11

what sort of you're starting to fall

9:13

for? I am new to fall yeah

9:15

and this is a piece of As

9:17

Be Able Said that was sent into

9:19

us from Devon and an unnamed out

9:22

a case that has been ongoing but

9:24

it's something that I had not heard

9:26

about at all. like it blew. Recently

9:28

went to trial and was kind of

9:30

resolved. By hadn't heard about

9:32

this up until this point, which

9:34

is surprising because this is a

9:36

pretty significant fang. Okay, but anyway,

9:39

back on September second, two thousand

9:41

and nineteen, one of the worst

9:43

nautical disasters of recent years occurred

9:45

when thirty four people died aboard

9:48

a scuba diving boat when the

9:50

boat caught fire off the coast

9:52

of Santa Cruz Island in California.

9:55

Oh yes, that is Henry Ford.

9:57

Be ah. I'm. lonely one is

9:59

all whole. Like, yeah, it is. But

10:01

anyway. But that's why, like, that's a

10:03

big number. So that's why I'm very

10:06

surprised I've not heard about this before.

10:08

Yeah, totally. But anyway, the boat in

10:10

question was called the Conception, and the

10:12

boat captain, Captain Jerry Bolin, was recently

10:14

found criminally responsible for all 34 deaths,

10:17

resulting in a four-year-long prison

10:19

sentence. Okay. And we'll unpack

10:21

why in a little bit.

10:23

Now, unsurprisingly, some loved ones

10:25

of the 34 victims are

10:27

not pleased with this outcome

10:29

because they feel like Jerry

10:31

Bolin's trial was, or

10:34

his sentencing, was way too light

10:36

for what had happened. But

10:38

to better understand why it came out

10:41

the way it did, I'll

10:43

explain what happened the night of

10:45

this fire. Sure. So the Conception,

10:47

as I said, was a scuba

10:49

diving boat, and everyone on board

10:51

there was on there as part

10:53

of a three-day-long diving excursion. And

10:56

on September 2nd, 2019, the

10:58

Conception was anchored off Santa Cruz

11:00

Islands about 25 miles

11:02

south of Santa Barbara when

11:04

it caught fire just before

11:07

dawn. Ultimately, the boat

11:09

sank less than 100 feet

11:11

from shore. And that's

11:13

not very far, like feasibly a person,

11:15

if they were able to swim, could

11:17

swim that distance. But the problem was

11:19

the 34 people who died were trapped

11:22

on the boat. Like, they were trapped

11:24

below deck because the fire was above

11:27

deck, spread through the whole boat, and

11:29

there was just no way for them

11:31

to get out because the fire was

11:34

blocking their way. What a fucking nightmare.

11:36

Yeah. Yeah. Now, the only surviving people

11:38

were Jerry Bolin and four crew members

11:41

who all decided to jump from the

11:43

ship. And Bolin, the

11:45

captain, was the first person

11:47

to do so, which is...

11:49

Isn't that a phrase? Does

11:51

the captain go down with their ship?

11:54

Yeah. I mean, I'm not trying to stand

11:56

on toxic tradition or anything like that, but

11:58

isn't that just more so... rooted in

12:00

like you got to make sure that yeah

12:03

I'm doing a lot of hand gestures it's true

12:05

but yeah exactly usually you're not the first person

12:07

to say fuck the shit I'm out if you're

12:09

the captain of a ship it really kind of

12:11

supposed to like yeah maybe like

12:14

stick around and try to help in some

12:16

sort of way yeah anyway that

12:18

didn't happen I don't know the

12:20

details of like why what he

12:23

he jumped ship yeah and as did three

12:26

other crew members again then being the only

12:28

or four other crew members then

12:30

being the only ones to survive anyway

12:32

it's not known how this fire broke

12:34

out however as captain Jerry

12:37

was to be held criminally

12:39

responsible it's believed that the

12:41

fire went unnoticed because Jerry

12:43

ran a pretty relaxed atmosphere

12:45

on board and as a

12:47

result he failed to post

12:50

somebody to do the roving at night like

12:52

basically to do the night watch so there

12:54

should have been somebody kind of keeping an

12:57

eye out there should have been somebody if

12:59

a fire broke out who would have noticed

13:01

this fire however nobody noticed the fire and

13:03

the fire was just left to rage

13:05

and rage and rage until it got

13:07

totally out of control motherfucker yeah now

13:09

a grand jury in 2020 initially indicted

13:13

Jerry Boland on 34 counts of

13:15

Siemens manslaughter meaning he could

13:17

have faced a total of

13:19

340 years behind bars however

13:22

his attorney argued that the deaths

13:24

were the result of a single

13:26

incident and not separate crimes and

13:28

ultimately Jerry was only charged with

13:30

one count of Siemens manslaughter for

13:32

all 34 deaths and in determining

13:35

the sentence the judge said

13:37

that he considered Jerry Boland's

13:39

age health and the

13:42

unlikelihood of recurrence and also

13:44

the need for deterrence and

13:46

punishment so basically in deciding

13:48

the sentence the judge also

13:50

remarked that although Jerry was

13:52

responsible for the well-being of

13:54

his passengers this was not

13:56

something that he did on

13:58

purpose therefore He he

14:00

chose to just sentence him to four

14:03

years in prison And this was after

14:05

a 10-day trial and Jerry has shown

14:07

a lot of remorse for it. Yeah,

14:09

right every day over Honestly, the survivor

14:11

guilt would be pretty big in this

14:13

like I know that way on to

14:15

a certain degree What

14:17

happened could be his fault, but he

14:20

didn't go out there into the ocean

14:23

Anticipating something like this to happen. So

14:25

I do feel for him on that

14:27

level However, I do very much

14:30

also feel for the family members. Yeah

14:32

who are angry and don't feel like

14:35

Vindicated with the sentencing like it just

14:37

sucks from all angles like nobody comes

14:40

out of this feeling good on that

14:42

Well, no, absolutely not. Yeah now

14:44

his attorneys did want to see Jerry

14:47

out on a five-year probation So

14:50

they will likely appeal the sentencing whether

14:52

or not that's gonna go through I'm

14:54

not entirely sure but like I said

14:56

many of those who were left to

14:58

mourn the victims Don't feel like justice

15:00

has been served and many of them

15:02

did take the stand during the trial

15:04

to communicate How these deaths have impacted

15:07

their daily lives? One

15:09

loved one said that each and every one of

15:11

them will be serving a life sentence Because they

15:13

will be forced to live with this loss for

15:15

the rest of their lives I think the youngest

15:17

person to die on this was 16 years

15:19

old as well They were they were

15:22

a range of ages here and

15:24

it's absolutely devastating Now there is

15:26

a lot more detail out there about this

15:28

case that we just don't have time to

15:31

cover today However, if you

15:33

do want to read more about it, you

15:35

can check out my source It was an

15:37

article on NPR org called captain sentenced to

15:40

four years in fiery deaths of 34

15:43

aboard scuba boat in California that was

15:45

written by the Associated Press as well

15:47

and published May 3rd 2024

15:50

and once again a big our our

15:53

to Devin for sharing this case

15:55

With us because again, I had no

15:57

idea this had happened totally and I

16:00

just before the pandemic as well so maybe

16:02

that's a part of the reason why. Yeah

16:04

maybe, who knows. But uh, shit. Ooh, alright

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he experienced a heart attack oh

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god yeah and that ultimately took

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a little bit more complicated forces

19:35

or his family's as there was

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a lack of medical facilities nearby

19:39

at the time isn't which and

19:41

the resulting in his body having

19:43

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19:47

sign the man's as they away

19:50

their to transport to have on

19:52

us. for eight hour no

19:54

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19:56

the epitome of stress like

19:59

the idea of somebody

20:01

dying while abroad is enough to

20:03

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20:05

isolated on top of it, it's

20:08

just salt in the womb. Well, get ready,

20:10

because that is not the end of it,

20:12

because his daughter, Mariam, had then been given

20:14

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20:16

in relation to getting his body back to

20:18

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20:20

to organize the transport

20:25

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20:27

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20:29

finally showed up last week as

20:32

of the recording of this episode,

20:34

the body inside was not that

20:36

of her 68-year-old father! What?!

20:39

No, it was not Faraj, but

20:41

instead a Russian man who was

20:43

20 years her father's junior, at

20:46

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20:48

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20:50

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20:52

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20:54

of a different race, you know, just

20:57

not her dad. What the

21:00

fuuuuuck?! Yep! What happened?! Well, they're

21:02

trying to figure that out right

21:04

now. Turns out the stranger's body

21:06

made its way back to its

21:09

home country, but in the meantime,

21:11

the Jar Jors are still at

21:13

a loss, quite literally. Blame

21:15

is being shifted between the Canadian and the

21:18

fam, or sorry, the company in Cuba, although

21:20

maybe they're one of those companies that's like,

21:22

we're a family! But

21:24

they're just like trying to figure out who

21:26

dropped the ball between the consulate and

21:29

the fucking Cuban company that was

21:31

responsible to coordinate the return of the

21:33

body, so right now, Mariam is having

21:36

to just slug it out, like reaching

21:38

out to local politicians and whoever else

21:40

she can to advocate for

21:42

her family, like in whatever proper

21:45

spheres they can. And look, I

21:48

wish them so much luck, like I'm not

21:50

trying to exploit their tragedy or make light

21:52

of it or anything like that, we're not

21:54

going to be gawking at, you know, someone's

21:56

misery here. No, I Can't even begin to fathom

21:58

how hard it is to be a victim of this. I'm not going to be a victim of this. Heartbreaking

22:00

that is absolutely and new. Know that

22:02

like with the situation, with it being

22:04

like an international issue, that both countries

22:06

are just pointing the finger at each

22:08

other ebbing like we can't do anything

22:10

about it. You gotta go deal at

22:12

them. Yeah, and you're just getting that

22:14

from both sides. So it's like who

22:16

is actually. Taking. Care of

22:19

this And as you our countries you've

22:21

got businesses. Yeah, as as we like

22:23

a business that was hired I guess

22:25

so. Anyway, it's fucked up the families

22:28

bleeding money. This is completely halted all

22:30

funerary processes. Yeah, because again, like when

22:32

the bodies showed up, he was about

22:34

to be buried like this was a

22:36

C. Weeks after everything have been going

22:39

on, the family was ready to have

22:41

the funeral within days and they've had

22:43

to just. Put. It on

22:45

pause. Oh my God. and that's the

22:48

other side of it to write this

22:50

pro long as they're mourning process and

22:52

just exasperated. incredibly yeah, like these people

22:55

shouldn't have to be dealing with this,

22:57

they should just be able to like

22:59

to try and coping, grieve and move

23:02

on with their live now and as

23:04

well he er das Limbo stay all

23:06

exactly and now they've had to pay

23:08

like twenty five thousand dollars in total

23:11

latest getting all of the different moving

23:13

parts. emotion I that's not. Is

23:15

fucked up. So right now Global Affairs

23:17

Canada is on the case allegedly so

23:19

hopefully we will have positive updates in

23:21

the future. but for right now that

23:23

is what the cases are all move.

23:26

That fucking sucks My heart goes out

23:28

to that family and our I had

23:30

so and I just want to thank

23:32

my source to be G R Said

23:34

news for family receives wrong body after

23:36

father died on vacation which was from

23:38

the Associated Press on April twenty sixth

23:40

of Twenty Twenty four hour I or

23:42

thank you John A are very welcome.

23:44

A half. cooked our one up

23:46

especially for you tyler i know i promise

23:49

you love to have your heart broken i

23:51

know it's a job you after his other

23:53

like i just feel surrounded by just more

23:55

polite it's a matter for all i'm not

23:57

into be i can wake him earrings And

24:00

we're just played there's a lot of rude-ass Canadians don't get it.

24:02

Oh my god We

24:07

got you all My

24:15

god cute black sand like you from

24:17

the most recent episode or a season

24:19

of drag race That's

24:21

the new game me is true.

24:23

There is a a clip going

24:25

around I believe she was being

24:27

interviewed for Maddy Morpheus's podcast, right?

24:30

Something like that. Yeah, and she was

24:32

wearing hair. There was like a compliment

24:34

about her hair and Q was like

24:42

Yeah, literally like did that the girl from the garage

24:44

yeah, she's not like the girl from the garage it

24:46

was Outstanding and if you don't

24:48

remember from earlier in the season, I guess this

24:51

is like an extension of oh Yeah,

24:56

anyway On

24:59

that note Johnny, do you want to go to

25:01

Florida? Yes, cuz that's

25:03

where my piece of spooky gay

25:05

bullshit is from and it is

25:07

a wild ride quite literally Because

25:09

this is all about a stolen

25:12

custom car. Okay, I thought you're

25:14

gonna say it was something about

25:16

like a Disney theme park You

25:18

know wild ride. Oh, yeah. No.

25:20

No, okay this time we're talking

25:22

about cars, baby Like

25:24

I said this car was custom However,

25:26

it had a whole lot more than

25:29

any thief could have ever

25:31

imagined But just a real

25:33

things in a little bit Let me start by telling

25:35

you that this stolen car

25:38

belonged to a man from Winter

25:40

Haven, Florida named Larry Carter Jr.

25:42

And on an

25:44

April morning 2024 this year Larry

25:48

Woke up to find that his car was missing from

25:51

his driveway It was just was not there and he's

25:53

the only person with the keys. the only person drives

25:55

it He didn't move it and he didn't know who

25:57

did. He said that's never happened in Florida before. No

26:00

no no I'm leery said as

26:02

well like he had been home

26:04

all night and he hadn't heard

26:06

anything out of the ordinary happening

26:09

the night that is card did

26:11

go missing the he didn't hear

26:13

the sounds of any windows bring

26:15

broke a and know any engines

26:17

starting in his driveway so he

26:19

suspects that whoever took to this

26:21

car likely role that quietly out

26:23

of his driveway like gained access

26:26

to it but didn't turn it

26:28

on and just kind of like

26:30

ruled. It out of the dry and way

26:32

now. The three men then turned it on

26:34

when they were out of like. You.

26:36

Know the distance of his house where he

26:38

would be able to hear that. So sneaky

26:41

right? Oh my gosh, I like it is.

26:43

is catwoman like this like to have regular

26:45

esque shit I think our homes or your

26:47

car? He I didn't maybe we'd move my

26:50

just solved the goddamn that five hi t

26:52

good for for it out. Like know fans

26:54

not have a talk down to you. we

26:57

are from the maritimes in Canada. We got

26:59

nothing to say. Ah but I'm just saying

27:01

it's a little out of the floored Mary

27:03

If he gets my grand to Florida Derrida

27:06

rather than. A similar sites I'm

27:08

sorry they've used as I don't

27:10

know I was a reserve or

27:12

as the Earth is. It's good

27:14

though You their let's see C

27:17

Love know Obviously having any part

27:19

of your property fucked with really

27:21

fucking socks on. but this was

27:23

a car that Larry couldn't easily

27:26

replace. It was only a limited

27:28

edition Dodge Charger S R T

27:30

held kept read I Jailbreak What

27:32

does which my nothing to me.

27:34

Yeah or die. Anyway, this. Is

27:37

the car like super? She? she, she

27:39

she she super exclusive. Isn't Two Thousand

27:41

and Twenty three? I just wasn't something

27:43

that he would be able to go

27:46

out and get. Another was okay. But

27:48

beyond that, this was a car that

27:50

he had purchased in memory of his

27:52

mother who passed away in March of

27:55

Two Thousand Nineteen. So this was like

27:57

a memorial car of course. Yeah, I'm

27:59

sorry. No lobby of the

28:01

loss of a mother. Was the

28:03

cars model again Dodge Charger S

28:05

R T Hell can read I

28:08

Jailbreak. There was a family name

28:10

and and is why. Yeah exactly

28:12

exactly Now again, besides being a

28:14

rare car model, Larry's tribute car

28:16

was customized the house down. There

28:18

was a sign in the cars

28:20

back window that read it in

28:22

loving memory of Lorena Leonard who

28:25

has his mother and the cars

28:27

body was painted like a deep

28:29

purple and. Then had a graphic

28:31

dekle of Jesus Christ carrying

28:33

the Cross plastered across the

28:35

doors. Or the Siamese and

28:37

Choice would be my yard,

28:39

you know, get it? But

28:41

yeah, you better work to

28:43

him now because this car

28:45

was persist in memory of

28:47

his mom. It also contained

28:49

in one of the cup

28:52

holders, his mother's ashes. Ah

28:54

my yeah I er l

28:56

yeah yeah but but we're

28:58

really fucking twisted and Larry.

29:00

Said that that was what really hurt the

29:02

most. like yeah it's socked losing this car

29:04

that he already slowing down when a lot

29:06

of money it's but his mother's ashes were

29:08

stolen along with i just I thought men

29:10

in Black mind wiped my outside Dallas this

29:12

cars sound right like sets it up so

29:14

sweet and the Mets have been something very

29:16

sentimental about it. Thing I have no I

29:18

don't know the details of a know I

29:20

think that was like the family name I

29:22

Hellfire Dogs whatever like an event that was

29:24

a young adults the only way I could

29:27

justify it by the. Yeah.

29:30

So when the songs on Fox on

29:32

saw God I'm Larry spoke with a

29:34

W. F. L. A. News and he

29:36

said that his mother met the world

29:38

to him like. Well. She and

29:40

her dad really meant the world to

29:42

him or her. He said that when

29:45

they when they died he felt like

29:47

he wasn't anybody because they were somebody

29:49

who just really like raised him up,

29:51

made him feel good, and now he

29:53

just kind of felt a little bit

29:55

lost in the world without them in

29:57

his corner. Yeah, totally the butter obviously.

29:59

Once. They realize that his car

30:01

was stolen. He immediately called the

30:03

police who would then be watching

30:06

for any reports of the via

30:08

call. But then the following day

30:10

Larry called the police back to

30:12

explain that he had just found

30:14

his mother's ashes hanging out of

30:16

his mailbox. excuse me in his

30:18

car was still nowhere to be

30:21

found at his mother's ass, but

30:23

his mother's ashes were return. Wow,

30:25

That are. Surprisingly.

30:28

Thought false for car fi ah

30:30

for a very thoughtless person. Well

30:32

exactly right out as that was

30:34

something that Leary actually said years

30:36

like he he he was. Beyond.

30:39

Everything. He was mostly just relieved to have

30:41

his mother's ashes because he felt really really

30:44

guilty about not having them his possession. So

30:46

now that he has those in his possession

30:48

T can at least kind of move on

30:50

or just like how to cope with the

30:53

other losses and see still has hope that

30:55

his car could be rich Reality? call the

30:57

police. The police came. I think they like

30:59

dust it for fingerprints and all that stuff.

31:01

Like he didn't tamper with the ashes until

31:04

the year for able to assess it. So

31:06

he does hope to get his car back.

31:08

but ultimately he's. Very relieved to have

31:10

his mother's ashes back because of the

31:12

grand scheme of things. that is kind

31:14

of like the thanks but like this

31:16

guy sweetest occupy because he was also

31:19

like this. Just goes to show that

31:21

like whoever this was whoever stole my

31:23

car like there's still some good in

31:25

them, like they have a good heart

31:27

senses. What here send him layers eyes

31:29

slayer like that against yeah he's like

31:31

this is somebody with a good heart

31:33

who's dislike really messed up obviously. Yeah

31:36

and that was like his big take

31:38

away and like girl. Does some. That's.

31:40

A humble is shit lie down in pairs.

31:42

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like I'd be and

31:44

I'm sure he is out on a slam

31:46

on his head. but anyway, that's just yeah.

31:48

That's definitely seeing the glass half full honey

31:50

moon and not do that a little bit

31:52

more. and our lives I guess. But anyway,

31:54

here's hoping that Larry is reunited with his

31:56

car because that does really fucking suck at

31:58

the end of the day. But. I'm

32:00

glad he's been reunited with his mother.

32:03

Yeah well, I just want to think

32:05

my source now thanks to wsla.com for

32:07

the article Thief Returns mans mother's stolen

32:09

ashes keeps his custom car that was

32:11

written by Stacy De Silva and published

32:13

on April Twenty Third, Two Thousand Twenty

32:16

Four Updated: April Twenty Fifth Twenty Twenty

32:18

Four. Well we all have dimensions for

32:20

right? So track said you know we're

32:22

we're like gun and will like owners.

32:24

I've always thought we were bit more

32:26

like potatoes but who might argue the

32:29

he's talking about Ogres and. See dance

32:31

with oh so you can be

32:33

a potato among is an onion?

32:35

That's yeah. yeah, I'm an avocado.

32:37

See. referencing

32:40

Vines even though they're like what ten

32:42

years old now to be at least

32:44

salute? Okay well look I've got my

32:46

next to speak he cables that actually

32:48

my last one for have been D

32:50

and it's a case that has to

32:52

do with a U S A, Lax

32:54

and but not and Saf one I

32:56

said. A you select have

32:59

a great because I don't want my

33:01

blood pressure gone up to high. Today

33:03

is now. Don't worry armed of would

33:05

love to be able to take a

33:08

moment. Talk about Us Army Daniels flogging

33:10

that orange mother with the newspaper out.

33:12

Now that. Thousand

33:14

Eight This episode of realism to

33:17

and in the future, but anyway,

33:19

this is something that's a little

33:21

bit more regional in nature and

33:23

a lot more spooky. So recently

33:25

it was announced that the leading

33:27

republican. Primary nominee in In began

33:29

as Seventh District Jennifer Peace had

33:32

to be quickly removed from the

33:34

ballot. Despite actually running a lead

33:36

in the polls are coming in

33:38

at thirty one twenty percent of

33:40

the vote. Oh damn yeah members

33:43

and pretty big city centres in

33:45

this like Seventh District of Indiana.

33:47

But anyway, as she was getting

33:49

thirty one point, two percent of

33:51

the vote. But the unfortunate part

33:53

was he had actually died in

33:56

March of Twenty Twenty Four. Of

33:58

those votes really couldn't. Any

34:01

news? Oh. No.

34:03

He was already dead as he

34:05

was already done dead and nobody

34:07

really seemed to have noticed. So

34:09

it turns out that sixty nine

34:12

year old Center for Pays who

34:14

had run for nomination in years

34:16

past had actually died in March,

34:18

shortly after the cut off date

34:20

to remove names from the ballot.

34:23

Okay, so their their names sad

34:25

while their dad was not widely

34:27

reported upon and no one including

34:29

people in the party itself or

34:32

any of the wiser. Meanwhile,

34:34

her loved ones were quietly grieve

34:36

and he swore i am I

34:38

laughing at that But you know,

34:40

know raiders situation. But honestly, google

34:42

Earth button on this one. This

34:45

just goes to show that people

34:47

are researching this is very political

34:49

candidates. That kind of the thing

34:51

because it came out when somebody

34:54

decided to research their candidate as

34:56

their voting and they were like

34:58

wow, this one seems to be

35:00

dead Ah, maybe we can cross

35:02

reference. And yes, turned out she

35:04

had actually die Is that I

35:07

got Maginnis. This is how to

35:09

gone through and she won what

35:11

manner? Nobody noticed this election day

35:13

and like just given the state

35:15

of the last year is. Somebody

35:18

out there would be like, well, no

35:20

take backs, easy ride. They were like

35:22

Digger up Susana. Are you know those

35:24

motherfuckers are like frothing at the mouth

35:27

for another insurrection? Villages will not take

35:29

away my liberty for me. If I

35:31

do want to elect a dead person,

35:33

I will lead to a dead person.

35:35

Don't Miranda I on my dad representative

35:38

and for you and rights don't disrespect

35:40

the dead. Ah, Whether we gave the

35:42

dead guns, elements dug up the gays

35:44

and we waved her fingers adam, ah

35:47

yep that's right. and and the i

35:49

will do what we want thank you

35:51

very much america unless anyway as free

35:53

as it does suck that somebody died

35:55

a non like a family is grieving

35:57

great lesson and tying up loose ends

35:59

True. You know, I mean if

36:02

there is a lesson to be learned from all of

36:04

this, you might want to

36:06

go digging through your loved ones files just

36:08

a little bit if they die. Keep

36:11

abreast of what they're up to and just let their

36:13

people know. Yeah. That's why it's always good to have

36:15

people, you know, they set up your lunches. They do

36:17

it. They do it other people's people. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

36:21

They'll drive you by the Wendy Williams show.

36:23

Then you have a reason to sing people,

36:26

you know, people who need people or the happiest people

36:28

I know. Oh. I

36:30

was going to say Memories, but that's from Cats. Is

36:32

that song by Depeche Mode? People

36:34

are people, so. Yeah. Blah,

36:37

blah, blah, blah. Yeah, sure. All of it.

36:39

Every song. Yeah. Anyway,

36:42

I just want to thank my source. Thank you

36:44

to the Gazette for the Republican winning in Indiana

36:47

House Primary is Deceased, published

36:49

by Samantha Joe Roth on May 8th

36:51

of 2024. All

36:54

right. Watch

36:56

those. Be like, I wanted

36:58

a dead representative. Right. It

37:00

is exactly how I think this should be run.

37:03

That's right. Yeah. This

37:05

local government needs a dead person. Yeah. We

37:07

need a stone cold leader. Oh, oh, you're

37:09

making us include the gays and

37:11

people of color and the trans

37:14

people. Okay. Well, I want

37:16

a dead person on it too. She identifies as

37:18

a lie. Exactly. This person identifies. You

37:20

know they would say that. They would. You

37:22

know they would. Because they'll say anything. Exactly. To

37:25

try and win whatever stupid ass argument they're trying

37:27

to win. Exactly. Oh my God. Anyway, let's move

37:29

on. Let's move on. I have the last speakers.

37:32

Pizza, pizza. We got the last piece

37:35

of pizza for the last piece of pizza baby. Yeah.

37:38

Okay. It actually, this one

37:40

is good. This is a

37:42

bit of a lighter note to round

37:45

things off because we're going to go

37:47

to the world of spooky birds. Oh,

37:49

fine. Yeah. And we're going

37:51

to talk about vultures. Okay. I mean,

37:54

look, they are one of the spookiest

37:56

birds of them all. They really are.

37:58

They're like notorious carrion eaters. who we

38:00

basically just think as a collective

38:02

society that they're just like flying around in the skies waiting

38:05

for any one of us to drop dead so they can

38:07

have a little bit of a lunch Exactly.

38:09

That is the perception. Thank you, and

38:12

it's not entirely untrue However,

38:14

Fultures aren't so vicious. They just don't

38:17

really want to fight for a meal

38:19

They're just ugly and they have specific

38:21

taste. Hey, we're just not on their

38:23

level Yeah, and we should be thankful

38:26

that they do have such Specific

38:28

taste. Mm-hmm because these little

38:30

trash babies Eating

38:32

like dead rotting thing. Yeah, actually clean up

38:34

the land by eating the dead rotting things

38:37

But also like stop the spread of bacteria.

38:39

Okay, they got like iron tanks for stomachs

38:41

They can handle all this nasty bacteria that

38:43

would like send us to the hospital Yeah

38:45

And I remember like back in the day

38:48

like when I was in like world religion

38:50

class learning about like Zoroastrian like death rites

38:52

and stuff like that, you know I mean

38:54

like left out into a sky burial and

38:56

having vultures come down and eat you like

38:59

yeah Part of some people's kind

39:01

of like life cycle and it really is.

39:03

Yeah Vultures are

39:05

really fucking cool. Yeah, we love a bald

39:07

queen. Yeah Yeah, the thing is though according

39:09

to this story from time to time We

39:12

may need to be there to hold

39:14

back a vultures hair when they get

39:16

a little turned Okay, I mean, you

39:18

know what vultures are notorious pukers. Uh-huh.

39:20

I was learning about this not too

39:22

long Oh, they actually are yeah, because

39:24

there is this phenomenon where they thought

39:27

that meat was raining down from the

39:29

sky in a place Yeah And like

39:31

people were legit like tasting this like

39:33

gelatinous meat substance that was you know

39:35

from the sky and they're like tastes

39:37

like venison Turned out

39:39

it was vultures puking in the

39:41

sky just mid flight. You're like,

39:44

yeah, cuz vultures are like these

39:47

notorious just like consumers

39:50

You know or indulge and then

39:52

sometimes when they're like, you

39:55

know scared or something like that They

39:57

will just vomit just as a way

39:59

to like their load and get away

40:01

from whatever is kind of coming up against

40:03

them so yeah sometimes they'll just like puke

40:05

and this kind of happened on

40:08

mass at one point and people in a specific area

40:10

I can't think of where off the top of my

40:12

head but they were like it's raining meat and it

40:14

was vulture puke do you think that's what the weather

40:16

girls were singing about this rain old man yeah maybe

40:19

yeah all this man they didn't

40:21

specify in what form the men

40:24

were in yeah they were just

40:26

in like little regurgitated gelatinous yeah

40:28

just pile yeah matter yeah

40:31

anyway I

40:33

say all of this because

40:36

wildlife rehabilitators from a place

40:38

called Hope had to rescue

40:40

two vultures recently in Connecticut

40:42

okay when these vultures who

40:45

they nicknamed the dynamic duo

40:47

were found they were in

40:50

really bad shape oh yeah yeah

40:52

they were just like unable to

40:54

balance they couldn't even stand they

40:56

were like going in and out

40:58

of consciousness like they kept passing

41:00

out and and when they

41:03

first discovered these vultures the rescue

41:05

team believed that they were actively

41:07

dying like they look to be

41:09

in such a bad state that

41:11

they thought that these birds were

41:13

going to die yeah either way

41:15

they brought the dynamic duo back

41:17

to their facility for treatment and

41:19

of course they were preparing for

41:21

the worst they ran some tests

41:23

on the vultures and then much

41:25

to their surprise nothing really seemed

41:27

to be wrong with them medically

41:29

speaking And that's when

41:31

after a bit of Nancy drawing

41:33

it was learned that these vultures

41:36

were not dying. they were just

41:38

extremely extremely drunk. Oh yeah, they

41:40

were turned up they were intoxicated

41:43

vultures. So it's believed that while

41:45

dumpster diving for food and this

41:47

happened a day before the eclipse,

41:49

the vultures got into something that

41:52

was fermented enough to cause the

41:54

birds to experienced severe intoxication. Ah

41:56

yeah, so just like a dead

41:59

cat a song these birdies work

42:01

too drunk to fly. Me just

42:03

couldn't do nothin' ya. Now we

42:06

don't know for sure what it

42:08

was that they consumed, but it

42:10

might have been like a fruit

42:12

cocktail or something like that that

42:15

ended up in the dumpster and

42:17

got all hot and bothered. And

42:19

and for men, hurt me. I'm

42:22

end A place called Hope actually

42:24

took this opportunity to remind people

42:26

that we need to ensure that

42:28

dumpsters and garbage bins are kept

42:31

closed and secure. Otherwise, all sorts

42:33

of wildlife like not just birds,

42:35

could become intoxicated if they consumed

42:38

these fermented food Idaho, Italy And

42:40

as illustrated, it's not a cute

42:42

situation. Now, a place called Hope

42:44

was relieved to know that these

42:47

vultures we're not actively dying. However,

42:49

they still needed to be monitored

42:51

throughout the night. they were given

42:54

a good night's sleep, plenty of

42:56

fluids, and a really big tasty

42:58

breakfast when they woke. Up the

43:00

next day and after that the vultures

43:02

were released and they seem to be

43:04

back to the regular deck your liver

43:07

cells and the neighborhood Hundred throughout the

43:09

night and a you were given a

43:11

good night's sleep, plenty of fluids and

43:13

a really big tasty breakfast when they

43:15

woke up the next day and after

43:17

that the vultures were released and they

43:19

seem to be back to the regular

43:21

day. Your liver cells and the they

43:23

were in a short while later seen

43:25

person together on top of a tree

43:27

after recovering from their hangover seeking assertive

43:29

meets. onto the countryside eggs eskimos lying

43:32

or way to be ah yes the

43:34

story is called the kentucky meet shower

43:36

that's good we need to talk about

43:38

all the pie guy needs the i

43:40

it's like an episode of spooky smack

43:42

dab so so to learn more about

43:45

bad run from a secret societies yes

43:47

but anyway all that said this is

43:49

a very happy ending and many thanks

43:51

and praise go to the folks at

43:53

a place called hope they are not

43:55

for profit organization run by volunteers and

43:58

they care specifically for injured orphans sick

44:00

or non-releasable birds of prey.

44:02

So they take care of

44:04

things like hawks, falcons, kites,

44:07

eagles, and owls, and vultures. Things

44:09

that people maybe wouldn't necessarily want

44:11

to fuck with. Because they're

44:14

not necessarily the best or calmest patients.

44:16

So you kind of need to know

44:18

what you're doing if you're dealing with

44:20

a sick eagle. Yup. What's

44:22

a kite? A

44:24

kite? I don't know. It's just on the list. I

44:26

didn't look it up. Oh shit. I thought

44:29

it meant like an actual kite. I thought you were

44:31

just putting them up there to be cute with all

44:33

these dangerous birds. And kites. Yeah, exactly. We'll

44:35

fix your kites for you. I'm

44:37

going to look them up right now. What has it

44:40

spelled? Like a kite. Oh. Alright.

44:43

It's a big non-descript bird. It kind of looks like

44:46

a big badass sparrow. You know what? Central

44:49

casting, the role is badass bird.

44:52

This bird would be great for it. It's true. This

44:54

is badass bird number two. Yeah. You

44:56

know what I mean? Exactly. It's a

44:59

big badass bird. I love it. I'm sure this one

45:01

popped up in bird demic at some point. You

45:03

know what I mean? Yeah. It's

45:05

like a bird demic kind of bird. Definitely. Badass.

45:07

Yeah. Anyway, badass

45:09

cinema aside. Yeah, but anyway. You're

45:12

welcome. And also thank you to

45:14

my source, usatoday.com

45:16

for the article, Too Drunk to

45:18

Fly Intoxicated Vultures Rescued in Connecticut

45:20

Fed Food for Hangover. That was

45:22

written by Salmon Shafik and published

45:24

April 17th, 2024. See,

45:27

you got to do the blueberry muffins

45:29

and the blue Gatorade. Oh, yeah.

45:31

That's what you do. That's,

45:33

yeah. And the blueberry muffins absorb and

45:36

yeah. It's true. And like when

45:38

you get in from your night of eating

45:40

fermented fruit and you're all fucked up,

45:42

drink those fluids with a straw because

45:45

you will drink more. Hell yeah. And

45:47

never let your vultures near your kombucha.

45:50

No. Unless you're a master fermenter. Yeah.

45:53

Yeah. Exactly. With

45:55

your kombuco order vultures. No, exactly.

45:57

Yeah. I'm not really

45:59

qualified. Yeah. Anyway,

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47:53

questions about fermenting is i will be a we

47:56

are not them or i won't work if you

47:58

don't know what we're doing we're I'd like to

48:00

end these episodes with a few minutes of low

48:02

stakes advice where we put out a call on

48:04

our Instagram for you to Submit your questions that

48:06

aren't really life or death. He catches the drift.

48:08

It's all in the name But anyway, we'll tell

48:10

you how to submit those at the end But

48:12

in the meantime, I've got five minutes with a

48:14

bit of a contingency on my timer Beautiful

48:17

and my phone just died. So you're gonna

48:19

have to read the question. Oh shit. I'm

48:22

Damn, I'm like having to go from

48:24

one window to another. I know you're

48:27

like mrs. Wiggins over here This

48:29

is like super intense you at all. Oh

48:33

Sorry, I just opened up Instagram and it's

48:35

like you want to be meta verified and

48:37

it's like yeah I've been seeing this

48:39

meta AI thing pop up all over social

48:41

media. I haven't looked into it meta verified

48:43

I didn't say meta AI. Oh, yeah. Okay.

48:46

Yeah. Well one thing leads to another it's

48:48

all this is just too meta for me

48:51

All right. Um, I Got

48:54

the timer. Yeah, let's go. Let's

48:56

do it first question tips on

48:58

sticking to my diet The

49:02

one day at a time my friend.

49:04

Yeah, baby steps Hope your dietitian is

49:06

offering you some good support as well

49:08

or whoever you go to for nutrition

49:10

stuff And if not, that is a

49:12

great resource to have. Yeah, exactly But

49:14

instead like it's like anything I feel

49:16

like if you're trying like focus on

49:19

one if you're like there are certain

49:21

Vices that you are trying to cut

49:23

out focus on one at a time.

49:25

Yeah, otherwise it's gonna be too overwhelming

49:28

Yeah, and don't forget your sexy Okay,

49:30

sent idea for a pride

49:33

themed candle Oh girl hmm

49:37

Tyler's trying to not say poppers. Yeah,

49:40

okay My

49:42

god, he's got a finger on his cheek and

49:45

everything. I'm like, what should it smell like? I'm

49:48

like almost like cake, but that

49:50

seems like obvious, doesn't it?

49:53

But like a rainbow cake like a like

49:55

a like a sprinkled down not

49:57

to be Gino from 90 day feeling

50:00

Beyonce by G.S. man. Yeah, like

50:02

yeah, I'm hesitant because I don't

50:04

really like candles that smell like

50:06

food. Yeah, I don't know. Amber.

50:09

A bouquet of flowers, a colorful

50:12

bouquet because that's the car community.

50:14

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, more share

50:16

impressions please. It makes my day

50:18

instantly better. Well, you're fucking welcome.

50:21

We actually saw Kathy Griffin last night

50:23

and she's where I stole this share

50:25

impression from. Well, she didn't do

50:27

a share impression. She didn't. Not even once. She

50:30

just stood up and done it. That would have been so groundbreaking and

50:32

that would have been... Yeah, it wouldn't have gotten

50:34

you kicked out at all. That would have been so great. Yeah,

50:37

in our... The

50:39

Kathy Griffin audience is just a room full

50:41

of alpha gays of a certain age. It's

50:44

like fags in their hags. It's so fun. And

50:47

she knows it. Oh, she does. She

50:49

does. Okay, so surfer or

50:51

door-to-door sales for a summer job. Is

50:53

that a dumb question? No, it's not

50:56

a dumb question. I

50:58

guess it depends on what kind of vibe

51:00

you're looking for. Door-to-door delivery

51:02

person, was it? Those sales. I

51:05

might do server. I would probably do server

51:07

because in the summer. Sales can

51:10

be a bit stressful. I think personally, I

51:12

don't like trying to encourage anybody to buy

51:14

anything that they don't want to do. And

51:16

then sometimes in sales, you have quotas and

51:18

stuff. I don't know. And plus,

51:20

with serving, you'll get tips. Yeah. That's

51:23

nice. You'll have money to walk away with

51:25

at the end of the day. Exactly. What

51:28

are your suggestions for a drag king performance?

51:30

Ooh, Johnny, any ideas?

51:33

Oh, me? I don't

51:35

know. I have to burp though. You

51:37

love music. I know. I

51:39

don't actually have to burp. I was just trying

51:41

to take a moment to think. I don't know

51:44

if you're a spooky bitch, maybe look into some

51:46

Voltaire music because that's silly and funny and campy.

51:48

He's got a great song

51:50

called Goodnight Demon Slayer, which is all

51:52

about slaying demons at nighttime. Oh, yeah.

51:55

Yeah. What's that Outkast

51:57

song that I recommended on the

51:59

Halloween Extravag- Oh, it was Dracula something

52:01

wasn't it? Yeah, I'm trying to remember that would

52:03

be such a Dracula's wedding Yeah,

52:05

but then Kelly's features on that so it

52:07

may be hard to do as a drag

52:10

You could have a police puppet. You think

52:12

you can do why not? I mean everyone

52:14

does have a police puppet My

52:19

god you absolutely are not okay

52:21

good. Thank you Okay

52:24

Next up any anime recommendations? I

52:26

don't watch in a lot of

52:29

anime unfortunately I

52:31

don't either yeah, I'd be open to some

52:33

anime recommendations. I love Dragon Ball Z though

52:38

Okay, I keep getting ghosted. How do

52:40

I not take it personally? I mean

52:42

honestly it probably isn't personal No, at

52:44

least somebody's doing that it's something going

52:46

on in their life And it and

52:48

it doesn't actually have anything to do

52:50

with you and it's more of a

52:52

reflection on their bad manners That's true

52:54

exactly like it's shitty behavior Yeah But

52:56

people aren't necessarily doing it because it's

52:58

something that you did or it's something Because

53:01

of the person who you are yeah,

53:03

just like you're not overthinking it. That's

53:05

my best 100% or at least

53:08

that's the that's the seed at all

53:10

to try and get to there Yeah,

53:12

how do you relax and find some

53:14

joy with so many horrible things going

53:16

on? It's it's challenging Well look I'm

53:19

gonna say and we've said it before like

53:21

don't be afraid to take some time to

53:23

recoup your energy And turn off

53:26

your phone you're not completely turning away

53:28

from things and you're not you know

53:30

displaying apathy for having to take an

53:32

afternoon just to get your thoughts together

53:34

or a day or a weekend or

53:36

a week like

53:38

it's oh Fucking K,

53:41

but like this is a stereotypical

53:43

thing to say, but it's stereotypical

53:45

because it's true Laughter

53:47

is the best medicine so like just

53:49

find something that can make you laugh

53:51

Yeah, that's the easiest way to access

53:53

joy like immediately in the moment exactly

53:56

and then objects in motion will hopefully

53:58

stay in motion And the

54:00

same can apply to laughter. So just

54:02

day by day, my friend. Yes. All

54:05

right. Favorite TV duo. Oh,

54:07

that's fun. I mean, it's not those six

54:09

advice, but I'm happy to answer. Yeah. Scooby

54:12

and Shaggy. Scooby and Shaggy are great. Cat

54:15

and Kim are wonderful. Oh,

54:17

yeah. Edie and

54:19

oh my God, why am I

54:21

blanking? Oh, Eddie. Eddie and Patsy. Yeah, I

54:24

saw Big Edie and Little Edie. Big Edie

54:26

and Little Edie. Not TV, but there we

54:28

go. Uh-huh. And Ru and

54:30

Michelle. How about that? There you go. Okay.

54:33

Oh, shit. My phone's on silent, but

54:35

the timer is going off. Let's choose a few.

54:37

Okay. So you don't have your phone.

54:39

I don't. I'm going to start throwing some randoms at

54:41

you. Do it. What color should my next rose bush

54:44

be? White. Okay.

54:46

I don't know. It just came

54:48

to mind. White roses, tuxedo mask. Oh, yeah. That

54:51

kind of reminds me of like maybe blue velvet. Was it right? There

54:54

was a wild white or white rose bush outside

54:56

my window when I was a little kid. Yeah.

54:59

Nice idea. Anyway, weekend

55:01

plans. Stay and play games

55:03

or Disneyland. Oh,

55:05

fuck. Those are some ops-y-o. I

55:07

mean, being completely true to myself

55:09

as a human being, I would

55:11

stay and play games. Yeah, I

55:13

probably would too. But that's cool

55:15

that those are options. Yeah, those

55:17

are two great options. You'll

55:19

have fun regardless. Exactly. Yeah. Okay.

55:23

I'd like to get a B tattoo on my

55:25

knee. What should the other knee get? Ooh.

55:29

Is there a kind of bug that

55:31

you like? Yeah. Like something that

55:33

can kind of graphic match the B in terms

55:35

of being like winged and having like a little

55:37

thorax and all that shit? Yeah, you could also

55:39

do something like symmetrical. Yeah. Yanni has

55:42

some really cute tattoos that are symmetrical and it

55:44

works really well. Well, yeah, and that's kind of

55:46

what I was thinking because they're both flowers, but

55:48

they're different flowers. Yeah. So they're like sisters,

55:50

not twins. Exactly. Cousins, if you

55:52

will, not twins. Okay. Should

55:55

it be a hot cougar summer? I've never dated anyone younger

55:57

than me. Hell Yeah. Go for it.

56:00

Fine. You're both adults and you both

56:02

into it. Whatever is the vibrates. Yes!

56:05

Django for and s okay house And

56:07

I think my boyfriend who drove half

56:09

an hour to come my keys on

56:12

i locked myself out today. own it's

56:14

ah that is nice of her. Buy

56:16

him some flowers. Guys

56:19

like flowers to never get them absolutely

56:21

right. I love of Plato. I love

56:23

a loop. Okay yeah farm oh man.

56:26

if not to surf wouldn't do your

56:28

dirty rolodex. And you know pick pick

56:30

something a little bit the dust on

56:33

the sunsets. My great Jessica. yet you

56:35

know what's up or I'd I've been

56:37

to Consumers Time if you so let's

56:40

go real quick now. New boyfriend overseas

56:42

welcome. Hard to tell and to play

56:44

with. Get the fuck out though I

56:46

need me to have a very. Of

56:49

front facing just like forward conversation about

56:51

boundaries. Yeah, our boundaries means you and

56:53

you can just be like you know

56:55

what? I'm an introvert it person every

56:57

or you could find your own way

57:00

of explaining of bitches. like I really

57:02

value my alone time. My me time.

57:04

I take that for myself and makes

57:06

me recharge and it makes my time

57:08

spent with you better. Yes, he knows

57:10

who make it more about you than

57:12

about have exaggerated. Probably fine, it's totally

57:15

fine and like it's very normal. I

57:17

mean that there is no such. Thing

57:19

as normal but like I was listening

57:21

to Trixie Mattel talking about their relationship

57:23

with their partner. They've been together for

57:25

seven years and they had just moved

57:28

in with each other the your prior

57:30

and to them talking like around here

57:32

six and even when they had been

57:34

like cohabitating for a while it was

57:37

like a three days off for days

57:39

on kind of deal like it looks

57:41

different for everyone and us. Ah is

57:43

a better to real us and on

57:45

a new platform or the same spot

57:48

of I apple. amazon oh that's classed

57:50

and it's probably better for you to

57:52

read listen on a different one if

57:54

you care to do that i mean

57:56

at the end of the day you

57:58

know we can list But yeah, yeah,

58:00

I think I think they do Keep

58:04

aware of your IP. I don't fucking know. I'm

58:06

not entirely sure actually that's kind of a mystery

58:08

all of these things They're all these platforms are

58:10

kind of mysterious because we have access to like

58:12

upload things to them, but we don't get to

58:14

see Anything yeah

58:18

Like see where you stand on some

58:20

of these apps you have to like

58:22

sign up for like outside Services that

58:24

then like yeah, it's just it's so

58:26

you like listens, but we don't know

58:28

like What that means?

58:31

Yeah, really? You know what I mean? Yeah And

58:33

then there's also a layer with analytics where you

58:35

don't want to start looking too deep at certain

58:37

things because then you're gonna make yourself Lose

58:40

your mind right? Yeah, but anyway

58:43

Okay, what flowers should I pick up from

58:46

the store for my new vase?

58:48

Oh To

58:50

look I love you up. They're very

58:52

graphic and very fun. Yes. Do your

58:55

children pets have a favorite between Tyler

58:57

and Johnny Mary

59:00

likes you more Mary. Well and Mary hates

59:02

both of us equally. Yeah, which is totally

59:04

fine because she's a spider Yeah, we're terrifying.

59:07

He went this neutral Todd likes me more.

59:09

Yeah Cuz he's just

59:11

afraid of you and knows my scent more. Yeah,

59:14

so he was my little boy Yeah,

59:16

he Fleetwood shares the love. I'm the

59:18

reason we have Fleetwood, but we would

59:20

gravitate it to Tyler Yeah, but Daphne's

59:23

your little girl. Yeah. Well, no, I've

59:25

made it that way. Yeah offered her

59:29

So with the dogs, yeah, there's a bit more

59:31

of a divide and then yeah Todd is actually

59:33

terrified of me Yeah But the thing was I

59:35

think that what happened with Fleetwood is that I

59:37

was around So much more at the

59:39

beginning of our time with Fleetwood be

59:41

I was designing in theater So

59:44

I would be around for weeks and then not

59:46

around for weeks And like

59:48

you were usually working like

59:50

more full-time adjacent hours So

59:53

he would spend more of his days with me

59:55

and then when you would come home It was

59:57

the really special thing right? Yeah, and I guess

59:59

his because I was like working his schedule

1:00:01

kind of like fell around mine a little

1:00:04

bit because I would be like wanting to

1:00:06

spend time with him before or after work

1:00:08

you know exactly yeah yeah so I would

1:00:10

definitely say that but anyway final

1:00:13

one toxic co-worker ideas to de-stress from

1:00:16

the drama after work we share an

1:00:18

office Oh rage

1:00:20

room yeah break down thing spy

1:00:22

plate the day and smash it

1:00:29

it's better than murder though Johnny is

1:00:32

that true that's true drums drums

1:00:34

are a great way to get

1:00:36

things like that out uh-huh you could take

1:00:38

some sort of class that

1:00:40

allows you to have some sort of

1:00:43

physical release be that yoga martial arts

1:00:45

yeah like that boxing I don't know

1:00:47

a rage journal like if you can't

1:00:49

say what you want to say to

1:00:51

this person for whatever reason just

1:00:54

like write it down get them all out so

1:00:56

then it's like you feel like you've at least

1:00:58

had a bit of a release rather than holding

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it all in you know no totally

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but it's a tricky situation so yeah

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look forward to the weekend yeah absolutely all

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right and yeah I

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said that was the last one right yeah

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okay well I guess that is the last

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one for today then bitch we could go

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for days we really could but we probably

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shouldn't absolutely yeah the quality would probably be

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in to win the two-hour point

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uh-huh anyway I'm not here to find that

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out but thank you to everybody who submitted

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succinct yeah

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it's a crap we always say

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we will try yeah we ever

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really achieve it no well that's

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okay because you're hanging out with your girls and

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we're just chatting it up it's Friday you let

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if I said that too quick

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and you're like how are you

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doing? Carrie how do

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I spell it? Samantha from Sex and

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the City oh

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I've never heard both of

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you know I cannot read a word

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Samantha from Sex and the City yeah

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okay she was doing Canadian Heritage Minutes

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this is my impression Carrie

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both of you know I cannot read a word

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oh it almost sounds

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like a Jerry Seinfeld 2 Carrie

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Carrie is this

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normal? Carrie

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what is the deal with airline peanuts?

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making that up? Yeah she is. I

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knew it. Oh she is she's my

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