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for watching! Hi

2:01

fellow movie critics, welcome to Spooky Gate Bullshit, I'm Johnny

2:03

and I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where

2:05

we get to go over all of the Spooky Gate

2:08

Bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on

2:10

the main show. That's right, because it's Friday night, we

2:12

go to the movies for the popcorn and that's Rojo

2:14

Caliente. Yeah, because we definitely didn't go to the movies

2:16

for the Strangers Chapter 1 tonight. Oh

2:18

my god. I mean, we

2:20

did, but the best thing

2:23

about it was the popcorn though. No, the best

2:25

thing about it was getting to see the Strangers

2:27

running. Okay.

2:29

Cue the tuba when Baghead runs with

2:32

that axe. Ooh, that's the best part,

2:34

watch it for that. They needed a

2:36

Yakety Sack soundtrack, I'll tell you what,

2:38

yeah, all three of the Strangers run

2:40

in this movie and it's fucking funny

2:42

every time. It's like, who directed these

2:44

people? Oh, I don't even know. Well,

2:46

Renny Harlan. Well, Renny Harlan did, but

2:48

why did he do that? I don't

2:50

know. Anything that could have been menacing

2:52

about these three people was completely wiped

2:54

away when we saw them running. Who

2:56

knows, maybe they're setting it up for

2:58

the upcoming trilogy, because remember, Babes, we're

3:00

getting part two and part three this year.

3:02

It's true. It's like a band-aid, they're just gonna

3:05

rip it off real fast. I know, I

3:07

love, I've been reading the reviews since we

3:09

went to go see it and everyone's just

3:11

like, it wasn't really good, but there was just

3:13

enough that has me interested to watch the

3:15

second one. Yeah. It's like, honey, that's called

3:17

Morbid Kuri-Hos. It's true, I'm not gonna pretend like

3:19

I'm not gonna watch the other ones. Oh baby,

3:21

I wanna see your Tamer's home. Yeah. That's

3:24

what I really want. That's how it should end.

3:26

Anyway, we're not here to be negative about movies

3:29

or anything like that, but we just wanted to

3:31

let people know. Folks

3:33

were like, let us know how you feel about the

3:35

strangers. Well, that's it. And going to

3:37

the movies is not cheap these days, so

3:39

you wanna make it count. So I would

3:41

definitely wait to stream this one. Yeah, it's

3:43

definitely not like an Evil Dead Rise caliber

3:45

of a poor movie. Not a must-see. Yeah,

3:47

even though it also followed the same trajectory

3:49

where they were like, we're not gonna release

3:51

this one to streaming like we originally intended

3:53

to. We're putting it in theaters, baby. Yeah.

3:56

But, uh, bold choice. It was bold. Yeah, it

3:59

was very bold. Anyway,

4:01

we'll move on the everyone walked into the

4:04

show. I hope you doing well. Is there

4:06

anything that you want? talk about before we

4:08

get into? I mean not really. Analysis talk

4:10

about a little bit. A drag race? Oh

4:13

yeah be going to do that and I'm

4:15

he gets to kick a ball said so

4:17

you know the deal. If you know any

4:19

hear about drag race or you live vegas

4:21

on tax.com a man send out your nose

4:24

skip ad a few minutes on lot of

4:26

you know on spoilers do the same because

4:28

we're going to be talking about. Episode five

4:30

and while there aren't a lot of

4:32

plot points that they hit during the

4:34

course of the episode you know I

4:36

would want to ruin and one thing

4:38

experience A So let's get into at

4:40

a thoughts and feelings on the episode.

4:42

I wasn't trying to put a damper

4:44

on anything, be like nothing happened because.

4:47

Objectively speaking more Happened Than Strangers Chapter

4:50

one of his it's your Food that

4:52

man say to those good our moral

4:54

the air for that exact with sitting.

4:56

Is this a lot of drama happening

4:58

and the first episode really kind of

5:01

set us up for the expectation that

5:03

they would be a lot more drama

5:05

than there has been out for. Digress

5:07

Vegas Lab Not strangers are vastly because

5:09

there was the the buttered bread on

5:12

Derricks near there was a blue costumes

5:14

being warned that cocoa favour manly everything

5:16

as as none of it. Really went

5:18

anywhere but all adding as though it

5:20

is still very enjoyable. Show to watch

5:23

is just not like high drama however

5:25

I did in this episode. Enjoy! It's

5:27

getting to hear I've met at Kennedy

5:29

Davenport and the true story I'll talk

5:32

about like their drag mothers and hide

5:34

their history like and their experience coming

5:36

up in to drag at a time

5:38

when things were very different. Absolutely. I

5:41

really enjoyed all of the Kennedy Davenport

5:43

face time that we got on this

5:45

episode using and that we had Kennedy.

5:47

talking about house they kind of continue and uphold

5:50

the tradition of drag dancing which is a very

5:52

specific kind of dancing when you look at it's

5:54

the i make fun of or enough for the

5:56

you know one two three when know all that

5:58

kind of shit but For what it's

6:01

worth, you know, there is a legacy and

6:03

Kennedy is part of that. It's

6:05

really cool to hear that have a

6:07

spotlight shown on it. Also the moment

6:09

at the beginning of the episode where

6:11

Kennedy and Pangina were cooking at Kennedy's

6:14

apartment. Oh yeah. That was lovely. I

6:16

mean, look, I envy anybody that gets

6:18

to spend an afternoon hanging out in

6:20

the kitchen with Kennedy Davenport. Right? That's

6:22

my version of heaven. Absolutely, yeah. I

6:24

would love to hang out with Kennedy

6:26

Davenport. Yeah. Like one of those

6:28

things like who would you go to lunch with? Like I

6:30

think Kennedy Davenport would be high on that list.

6:32

Yeah, absolutely. Out of all the drag race girls

6:35

at least. Yeah. So yeah,

6:37

I really enjoyed that part of today's episode.

6:39

Also we got to see Derek and Pangina,

6:41

you know, yucking it up on the strip.

6:43

That was fun. Uh huh. Because

6:45

they won the opportunity to go barking in the last

6:48

episode. It's true. So anyway, I don't

6:50

know. This was not a defensive

6:52

episode. It had a lot of nice moments.

6:54

Yeah. And yeah, I'm looking forward

6:56

to seeing how they're going to wrap up the series.

6:58

Yeah, because there's only one more episode and then it'll

7:00

be over. Yeah. And I don't

7:02

know if we're going to be talking about the next series

7:05

of it on here. Let us know if you do want

7:07

us to. Also let us know what

7:09

your thoughts are, but I don't know. I don't know.

7:12

I feel like it's not necessarily a show that really requires

7:14

a critique. Yeah.

7:17

That is exactly it. It doesn't

7:19

require any further comment. You know,

7:21

some art just stands on its

7:23

own. Yeah. And just

7:25

kind of defies commentary. Exactly. It's

7:28

very that. Drag Race Vegas Live

7:31

on talk.com Amen is kind of

7:33

like that Banksy painting that like

7:35

put itself through the shredder. Yeah.

7:38

Yeah. It just seems to

7:40

be a femorality of art. I couldn't have

7:42

said it better myself, honestly. So

7:45

that's all we really have to say about Drag

7:47

Race. So Johnny, do you want to just like

7:49

get into spooky gay bullshit? Yeah, I would love

7:51

to because we're starting to talk about the ephemerality

7:54

of art. I know. Yeah. You've

7:56

got the first topic, right? Yeah, I do.

7:58

Beautiful. And I've actually got some really good

8:00

news to get us started today

8:02

because it was just announced that

8:04

people living with HIV in the

8:06

United Kingdom will soon be able

8:09

to donate egg and sperm if

8:11

they have an undetectable viral load.

8:13

Whoa, that's huge. Yeah, it's a

8:15

really big deal and it's going

8:17

to be happening under a recent

8:19

amendment to the Human Fertilization and

8:22

Embryology Act. Say that

8:24

10 times fast. I will not, or at

8:26

least not while being recorded. Yeah, exactly. Thank

8:28

you. Anyway, this amendment is

8:30

part of broader efforts to enhance

8:33

in vitro fertilization or IVF if

8:35

you're nasty. Which I am. Yeah.

8:39

And this is specifically for the United Kingdom. I

8:41

think I did already say that. But

8:43

this amendment is also meant

8:46

to ensure equal rights for individuals

8:48

seeking to become parents through this

8:50

method because up until now that

8:52

would have excluded people living

8:54

with HIV. So I

8:57

would imagine that even if you were

8:59

with a partner, you're in a committed

9:01

relationship and they had HIV, you wouldn't

9:03

have been able to do any kind

9:05

of IVF treatments with them up until

9:07

now. So this change

9:10

is really great news because there

9:12

have been huge advancements in HIV

9:14

treatments over the last decade. Absolutely.

9:17

A lot of people don't know

9:19

this, but these advanced treatments will

9:21

allow or have allowed people with

9:23

HIV to lower their viral load

9:26

to undetectable levels. It's

9:28

called U equals U, which

9:30

is undetectable equals untransmittable. And

9:33

that's basically exactly it. Like

9:35

if your viral load is

9:37

undetectable, you cannot transfer HIV

9:39

to another person at all.

9:41

It's impossible. Totally. Like

9:44

it doesn't cure you of HIV if you have

9:46

it, but it makes it so that you can

9:48

lead a very normal life, quote

9:50

unquote normal life without having to worry

9:52

about giving somebody else HIV.

9:55

Well, exactly. I mean like

9:57

what is normal, but I get what you mean. More

10:00

deduce in regards to this

10:02

because this amendment is also

10:04

going to address other requirements

10:07

that has historically affected members

10:09

of the Lgbtq I A

10:11

To Plus community and so

10:13

previously Ces women in Same

10:15

Sex Relationships who wanted to

10:17

have a shared Motherhood Ivy

10:20

F treatment or mandated to

10:22

undergo syphilis screening and genetic

10:24

testing of and this is

10:26

something that would cost more

10:28

than one thousand. Pounds which is

10:31

a lot of fucking money. And the

10:33

thing is that's fine and dandy if

10:35

it's something that has to be done.

10:37

But heterosexual couples never had to go

10:39

through this kind of treatment room. I'm

10:41

sure they could as they elected to

10:43

do it. Yeah, but this was something

10:45

that was banned a that like if

10:47

you were to sis women in the

10:50

same sex relationship you had to do

10:52

this. You didn't have a choice and

10:54

you had to pay for that. Super

10:56

inhabitants exactly that is being just like

10:58

wiped away so it's equal playing. Field

11:00

their F. Word them him now,

11:02

Professor, you've on that. Gillies A,

11:05

who is the chair of the

11:07

British Hiv Association, hailed a this

11:09

amendment as step towards inclusive parenthood

11:11

for individuals living with Hiv who

11:13

were previously excluded from donating sperm

11:15

or eggs due to miss and

11:18

prejudice. And honestly, that really is

11:20

the T because we just talked

11:22

about all these advancements that have

11:24

come with Hiv treatment and I

11:26

feel like a lot of heterosexual

11:29

people who don't. Have to really

11:31

like space Hiv as an

11:33

issue. Don't. Even

11:35

know that this kind of treatment exists

11:38

like they don't understand or did they

11:40

just unaware that there have been so

11:42

many advancements in regards to Hiv treatment

11:44

for sure at this prejudiced still just

11:46

kind of like maintains and it's it's

11:48

gross and it's disgusting. but like I

11:51

don't know. I've had conversations to three

11:53

people who don't even know what prep

11:55

is are now right and it's just

11:57

such as a common thing with the

11:59

queer community now. the house kinds of

12:02

medication. The absolutely so. Anyway, it's just

12:04

nice to see public girl legislation and

12:06

and then rules kind of catching up

12:08

with what's already out there. Like what

12:10

we already know again more public conscious

12:12

and education to people so that people

12:15

who are living with Hiv can fucking

12:17

live their lives on inhibit and will.

12:19

Yeah, because it's really matter of catching

12:21

up with the times. eggs Zack and

12:23

with medical knowledge? Yeah exactly. So I

12:25

think this is really great news and

12:28

and I'm happy For a queer people.

12:30

And such as queer people, Not just

12:32

queer people have Hiv know, I'm definitely

12:34

misleading in in that term, but as

12:36

I'm happy that people with Hiv no

12:38

longer have to. Deal.

12:40

With this hurdle we are to

12:43

step in the right directly for

12:45

our So anyway snacks for it

12:47

and also saps to my source.

12:49

Thanks to I F L science.com

12:51

for the article People with Hiv

12:53

can Donate sperm and eggs in

12:55

the Uk under new law change

12:57

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I've got our next piece of spookygate bullshit

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and to kick things off on my end

15:40

this week, I have a story that is

15:42

actually kind of a continuation of a bit

15:44

of a long running case that we've talked

15:47

about on here before. So

15:49

some of you may remember a topic that

15:51

we started to talk about in 2023, which

15:53

was These

15:56

attacks that have been happening

15:58

against boats. In the

16:00

Strait of Gibraltar on behalf of

16:03

or co way of the and

16:05

merely a population of about fifteen

16:07

or so Orca whales that are

16:09

referred to as glad as agile

16:12

A D D I as seen

16:14

on that have been on the

16:16

prowl around these Moroccan waters food

16:18

or above four years now since

16:21

may have twenty twenties and our

16:23

i'm here to tell yeah they

16:25

have struck again matter of back

16:27

at it and quite literally like.

16:30

Pun intended I guess because they

16:32

have taken down another boat. Still

16:34

know there is more diversity than

16:36

meets the eye. so the cover

16:38

bases. The most recent attack took

16:40

place earlier this month, so in

16:42

May have Twenty Twenty Four, a

16:44

sailing yacht containing t people were

16:46

rampant seemingly out of nowhere. Thankfully

16:48

though the couple remain safe or

16:50

the real to call for help

16:52

as he incident was taking place.

16:54

And then they have a chance

16:56

encounter with an oil tanker that

16:58

they were able to get aboard.

17:00

Of as these or cause we're

17:02

literally ramming their boat while and

17:04

we are. Ultimately the yard did

17:06

sink into the water's following the

17:08

ramming attacks with all of their

17:10

stuff pretty much on and so

17:12

soon as I mentioned, these attacks

17:14

have been ramping up over the

17:16

years as specifically in the area

17:18

of like straight off of the

17:20

Atlantic coast of Portugal, kind of

17:22

like in the northwestern the of

17:24

Spain isn't. That. Area

17:26

alone usually sees about three hundred

17:29

ships crossing through each day. So

17:31

like. It's a. pretty

17:33

big concern at this point yet

17:35

is that a lot of potential

17:37

ships that to get attacked my

17:39

orders yeah and while there haven't

17:41

been you know hundreds of attacks

17:43

just yet they do seem to

17:45

be ramping up so further development

17:47

does come up when discussing the

17:49

explanation for these attacks because these

17:51

attacks on behalf of these workers

17:53

have a notoriously been linked to

17:55

what people believe to be like

17:57

revenge behavior yeah due to the

17:59

death of one of the local

18:01

orcas named White Gladys. Yes, that's right.

18:03

Yeah, she was a whale that was

18:05

thought to be killed by a boat

18:07

that hit her. And the

18:09

theory was actually posited by a scientist

18:12

named Alfredo Lopez Fernandez, who worked

18:14

with a research group called GTOA.

18:18

So that was the person that kind of threw it out

18:20

there and, you know, it proliferated through the news. Yeah. But

18:23

anyway, as it turns out, experts are

18:25

actually starting to believe that these behaviors

18:27

are not direct revenge for the death

18:29

of White Gladys, but

18:32

instead playful copycat behavior.

18:35

What? So they think that the

18:37

orcas are actually playing with the boat. Oh, they

18:39

just see them as like big floaty toys. Like

18:41

Lenny in Of Mice and Men. Oh my god.

18:44

Yeah, so they just don't understand kind of, you

18:46

know, the weight and the impact of what they're

18:48

doing and they don't really understand the cost of

18:50

life and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, of

18:53

course. So they may not think of

18:55

what they're doing as destructive so much as they're

18:57

just trying to engage in some sort of play.

19:00

That's interesting. Yeah. And then, you know, they're

19:02

not doing it because they're like, oh fuck,

19:04

we have to avenge Gladys. But people

19:06

essentially think that some of these whales have seen

19:08

other whales doing this and they're just kind of

19:10

like, that looks like fun. They're like, ooh, boop.

19:13

Yeah. Ooh, that was

19:15

fun. A neuroscientist named Laurie Marino, who

19:17

was the president of the Whale Sanctuary

19:19

Project, actually told the BBC, who was

19:21

my source for all this info, that

19:23

there are no cases of whales exerting

19:25

that type of logical revenge. They are

19:27

smart and they are social learners. So

19:30

they believe that, yeah, this is probably just

19:32

linked with play. And then through the act

19:34

of social learning, they've just taken on the

19:36

behavior. That's so interesting. It

19:39

kind of does make more sense though,

19:41

right? Because play seems like a more

19:44

logical explanation for this than

19:46

revenge. Yeah. And I

19:48

mean, sometimes we've got different definitions of play and I think

19:50

that just might be what it comes down to. We have

19:52

slightly different definitions of what fun

19:55

is. Exactly. But these whales are living

19:57

their lives. Now the thing is, of

19:59

course, you know. You gotta watch your boats.

20:01

Nobody wants this to be happening Especially

20:03

when it can result in the loss of life, but

20:06

it's kind of good at least that there's not this

20:08

like Long-con revenge plan happening

20:10

on behalf of the whales, you know,

20:12

absolutely Like when they get

20:14

their legs back someday We don't have

20:16

to worry about them coming on to

20:18

land and getting revenge on

20:21

us and like bloodletting Yeah, we're not

20:23

so fucked like the day that the

20:25

whales Finally just float up into the

20:27

skies Oh oceans and they rule

20:29

the world from the skies because the whales

20:31

have been God the entire time like I

20:33

think they might actually Take pity on us.

20:35

Yeah, wouldn't that be nice? Do you think

20:37

that's maybe what's Godzilla's tea is do you

20:40

think Godzilla's like really pissed off or Godzilla's just

20:42

like it's like a kid With their blocks. Mm-hmm

20:44

They just build a little block town and then

20:46

they knock it down because it's fucking fun Or

20:48

it's like little birds with little cups and they

20:50

love throwing cups around and just making making noise

20:52

and things that you angle Yeah,

20:54

probably yeah, that's yeah,

20:57

I'm just little Godilla tambourine. I can't

20:59

speak for Godzilla Yeah, but

21:01

you know eco horror is is a

21:03

rather nuanced form of the genre Anyway,

21:08

I just want to thank my source Thank you

21:10

to the BBC for yacht sinks after

21:12

being rammed by orcas and straight of

21:14

Gibraltar published by Zara Fatima on May

21:16

15th of 2024 I put so much

21:19

emphasis on sinks because I definitely

21:21

wrote stinks yacht

21:24

stinks No,

21:28

I mean after having whales slamming up on it it

21:30

probably would be a little bit stinky Yeah, once you

21:32

once you dredge it up from the ocean, it's gonna

21:34

definitely have a bit of a mosque. Mm-hmm Anyway,

21:38

watch your boat. Yeah You

21:41

know stay out of the water not always good.

21:43

That's too I have the

21:45

next piece of spooky gay bullshit Johnny Okay,

21:47

and this one actually comes from a spooky

21:49

bitch named Jess who knows exactly what we

21:51

like Because This is

21:53

some more uplifting news and it's

21:56

about two of my favorite things:

21:58

A Bat in the Light. Oh

22:00

okay to of my other

22:02

favorites me. Okay, With

22:05

some other favorite thing out I have

22:08

a lot of favorite thing got either

22:10

on Oprah yeah but this story is

22:12

about queer people I love yeah and

22:14

garlic bread on us Iowa Muslim and

22:17

the to cross paths. Yeah yeah maybe

22:19

they crossed paths in a very big

22:21

where you might have actually seen as

22:24

floating around on the internet has it's

22:26

gonna little bit viral of her arm.

22:28

But basically this story about queer people

22:30

and garlic bread is all thanks to

22:33

a woman who sparked the movement by.

22:35

Inviting a gaze at to be gathering

22:37

in Seattle's Meridian Park to eat Current

22:39

Express bro you as a matter that

22:42

a great idea they are like wouldn't

22:44

it be cool to hang out with

22:46

gave any garlic bread and apart and

22:48

may mean it fucking happen. What a

22:51

way to coalesce as a queer community

22:53

Him So flyers went out and then

22:55

a flyer for this event ended up

22:57

making it's way on to tick tock

23:00

corner and that's where it blew up.

23:02

So the user named Fendi Hendricks with

23:04

two axes shared. The fly here

23:06

on social media and this post

23:08

had gone viral. getting more than

23:10

one point one million likes and

23:13

isn't listed vizio. She's just walking

23:15

down the street and she's basically

23:17

like the only thing that is

23:19

keeping me going is knowing that

23:21

in a few days I'll be

23:23

able to eat garlic bread in

23:26

the park with the gays I

23:28

wanted to rewrite. Yes! And the

23:30

best thing about all of this?

23:32

The event did happen. It was

23:34

a huge success. very well attended

23:36

but my favorite thing about this event

23:39

it was b y o g b

23:41

o around your own garlic bread it

23:43

have to be re queers veil each

23:45

other as and how they feel him

23:47

well as soon as garlic bread and

23:49

ball and like garlic bread is one

23:52

of those food items that i just

23:54

feel like nobody has control over when

23:56

is enough you know and i mean

23:58

like if there is six slices of

24:00

garlic bread in front of me, I'm going to eat

24:02

all six. If there's 12 slices in

24:05

front of me, I'm gonna eat all 12. My

24:07

brain just does not have the ability

24:09

to be like, "'Tyler, that's enough garlic

24:11

bread.' "'I'll eat it until it's gone.'"

24:13

It's totally true. I will prioritize garlic

24:15

bread over anything else that I'm having.

24:18

If you give me spaghetti and garlic

24:20

bread, you better hope there's

24:22

enough garlic bread to keep me satisfied. I

24:24

want some spaghetti with my garlic bread. I'm

24:27

that bitch. Absolutely, yeah, totally. You

24:29

could actually get me to go to conversion

24:31

therapy if there were garlic bread. Oh my

24:33

God, what if the gate is eating garlic

24:36

bread in the park with secret conversion therapy?

24:38

It wasn't, thankfully. Oh, good. But I mean,

24:40

it could have been. It probably would have

24:42

worked. I would go in. I'd

24:44

be like, I can get in and I can get

24:47

out. Just get me my garlic bread. But you know

24:49

what I also love about this idea of like, BYOGB,

24:51

bring your own garlic bread, is that garlic

24:53

bread comes in so many different forms. Everybody

24:55

has their preference. So you could go to

24:57

the park, everybody brings their favorite version of

25:00

garlic bread, and then you're just sharing. And

25:02

it's just this mountainous joyish moment of sharing

25:04

all these different kinds of garlic bread, because

25:06

you get the ones that are super buttery,

25:09

and then you get the ones that are

25:11

super cheesy. You get the ones that are

25:13

super soft. You get the ones that are

25:15

super crunchy. There's so much good garlic bread

25:17

out there in the world. Oh God, my

25:20

garlic pussy is on fire. I know, right?

25:22

Yeah. So anyway, yeah, this event happened.

25:24

This is the news. This is the

25:26

news. All that you need to know. All

25:28

that you need to know. But it also

25:31

seems to be inspiring a movement. And I

25:33

hope there are more gaze-eating garlic bread in

25:35

the park events, because I tried to find

25:37

the post, I couldn't find it. I didn't

25:39

know the context of it at the time,

25:42

but in the Maritimes in Nova Scotia, they

25:44

had it eating garlic fingers in the park

25:46

event, inspired by the gaze and garlic fingers.

25:48

I love that. Yeah, and for anybody who

25:50

doesn't know, garlic fingers are like The

25:52

best thing the East coast of

25:55

Canada has given the world. Absolutely.

25:57

It's basically like pizza dough, but

25:59

with garlic. Alec butter and cheese

26:01

at a more garlic butter on Tommy's

26:03

Dip it in don't Their santonio sauce

26:05

is cut into little dipper bull fingers

26:08

have. it's amazing. So good if you're

26:10

in Canada I believe Dominoes does like

26:12

a version of episode with Mariner. you

26:14

know at the donor. Son is still

26:17

so good. Yeah, like I'm like any

26:19

icon of the maritimes of Be Like

26:21

I Am Overshadowed by Powered by Stag

26:23

Really makes me ill if she were

26:26

here right now. see be like I'm

26:28

not says compared to garlic bread. Right

26:30

shows so you know. Yeah yeah,

26:32

like I'm a working man. sit

26:34

arthritis with our house. So yeah,

26:36

we all work for the garlic

26:38

spray or all and your light

26:40

and on a similar plane. Knowing

26:42

that we're one step below garlic

26:44

Bread bright as absolutely at So

26:46

A where I had to share

26:48

this news and also like. Who.

26:51

Doesn't like a moment. A queer joy,

26:53

babies because there's so many people out

26:55

there trying to keep the queers down

26:58

these days. Colonists week and shit, right?

27:00

So it's just nice to have just

27:02

a wholesome moments with the gays in

27:05

the park eating one of the most

27:07

delicious foods you could ever him and

27:09

also supplying our bodies with nourishment. Yeah,

27:12

I'm outside. Our food is like very

27:14

communal me I gather. although it I'm

27:16

sorry for anyone. the towards of the

27:18

garlic. Yeah, One person I know that's

27:21

allergic to garlic is a lesbian. oh

27:23

no, will need to have an alternative

27:25

for them. Yeah, what? What's what's like?

27:28

Comparable to garlic bread, but isn't garlic

27:30

bread or a lesbian that's alerted The

27:32

garlic. Pussy. I

27:36

guess I guess see as the person

27:38

who taught me the phrase eyebrows deep

27:40

okay fair know ago so I guess

27:42

knows what she's talking about. I yeah

27:44

I was gonna recommend brown bread though

27:47

but that's just me I see anywhere

27:49

without oil be yeah exactly butter. Anyway

27:51

Alameda Sink my source and thanks to

27:53

well thanks to Gs first and foremost

27:55

sending the store is how ya you're

27:57

really oil as yeah definitely. Though

28:00

they sit and we see Twenty

28:02

four.com for the article Garlic Gathers

28:04

Gaze Seattle part the meet up

28:07

going viral that was published on

28:09

May fourteenth. Two Thousand Twenty Four

28:11

Hour really loves. I mean, it's

28:13

good, it's good news And G

28:16

B C as it should be

28:18

renamed. Ah, National Garlic Bread. Channel.

28:21

Oh yeah. Where'd. Ya thank

28:24

you and say summer hired. So

28:26

finally I have a wild story.

28:28

The comes out of Algeria for

28:30

my final pieces to see a

28:32

bullshit. Okay so if you can

28:34

gather yourselves overnight devastatingly good joke

28:36

that I just made up of

28:39

and we can move on or

28:41

at uncollected left guard. So this

28:43

story involves the resolution of a

28:45

standing missing persons case. It's pretty

28:47

impressive as well as has been

28:49

like completely off the fucking wall

28:51

so twenty seven years. Ago as

28:54

a verb recording this podcast so

28:56

that be like what? Ninety Ninety

28:58

Seven eighteen year old young man

29:00

named Omar and been own Ron

29:03

went missing in his home town

29:05

of Shelf or is sorry Shall

29:07

in Algeria and his family was

29:09

quite concerned, but ultimately believe that

29:11

he had likely died during the

29:14

Civil War that had been going

29:16

on at the time. Oh my

29:18

gosh, yeah, like just kind of

29:20

in. You know that the. Awfulness.

29:24

I was going on. There are while

29:26

I guess this mean I'll probably explains

29:28

what happened because there was just no

29:31

sign of unless and this kind of

29:33

was the running idea among the family.

29:35

That is until a few days ago

29:38

when it was discovered that he was

29:40

a lie is really and was being

29:42

held captive almost literally under their noses.

29:45

Why it's so on? Meet Hall to

29:47

Twenty Twenty Four the Public Prosecutor's office

29:49

in jail Foss Breweries are so Received

29:52

a complaint from an anonymous person. claiming

29:54

to be the rather have omar been

29:56

on ron who had been missing for

29:59

a long time And

30:01

they said that his brother was actually alive

30:03

and well and being held in one of

30:05

his neighbor's homes Inside of

30:07

his sheepfold. So like a sheep enclosure.

30:09

What the fuck? Yeah

30:11

Now it has been alleged that

30:14

the tip which the family received

30:16

came in from the kidnappers Brothers,

30:18

so the kidnappers brother called in

30:20

but allegedly the family received the

30:22

tip from the brother of like

30:24

the neighbor kidnapper What

30:26

there been hell Yeah, there had been

30:29

a family dispute due to inheritance and

30:31

I guess this was like a way to

30:33

hit back at them So it must have

30:35

been like a secret out there in the

30:37

open I was gonna say so like you're

30:39

just using this as fodder to get one

30:41

over on your brother You've probably known for

30:43

a good minute that this guy was being

30:46

held captive in the home and didn't decide

30:48

to say anything Until you could get something

30:50

from it. Yeah, not to be the reddit

30:52

community. Am I the asshole? But you might

30:54

be the asshole. Yeah, so anyway, this dude

30:56

spilled the beans and Following this tip being

30:58

called into the prosecutor's office an investigation was

31:00

of course launched and then Omar was

31:03

found He had been held

31:05

prisoner as It

31:07

was indicated and he was being

31:09

hidden underneath stacks of hay in

31:12

this sheep enclosure Next

31:14

door to his family's home. This is

31:16

horrifying for 27 years. That's a life

31:19

sentence, bitch Exactly and make

31:21

things even more strange It has

31:23

been alleged in Algerian media that

31:25

Omar never shouted out to alert

31:27

his family Due to the fact that

31:29

he was rendered mute from a spell

31:31

that his captor had put him under

31:36

I know right so he wasn't mute

31:38

like he could speak he just thought

31:41

that he couldn't we don't know it's

31:43

so Unclear at this point

31:45

Yeah It's just being said

31:47

that this guy was found he was next to

31:49

his family's home and the only reason that he

31:51

didn't shout out Was because he was under a

31:54

spell. That's what we know. This doesn't sound real.

31:56

This is bananas Yeah, and

31:58

it's not just bananas It's

32:00

bananas and pajamas. Yeah, absolutely. And now to

32:02

add on to the bananity of it all,

32:04

uh-huh. He had a clean bill of health,

32:07

so good for him. That's good. I know,

32:09

right? All things considered. Uh-huh. You know, he

32:11

had been locked up from 18 to 45,

32:13

so... Right.

32:17

Glad he walked out of it, you know,

32:19

relatively healthy, at least physically speaking, but obviously

32:21

there's a lot to deal with here. Yeah,

32:24

the aftermath of this is gonna be rough.

32:26

I know. I'm just interested to see if

32:28

any more info comes out in the news.

32:30

Who knows? Again, it's an international case.

32:32

Yeah. So, you know, press, uh,

32:34

may not put out so much info up

32:36

to a certain point. We shall

32:38

see. I will keep you abreast, but

32:41

I'm just glad this dude's okay. Yeah.

32:43

The family must be so relieved. Relieved

32:46

and horrified and traumatized. I don't know. Just

32:48

like, like, spin the wheel and you're probably

32:50

feeling every feeling on that fucking wheel. But

32:52

it's better than finding out that he was

32:54

dead or something. Unless he hadn't actually been,

32:57

you know, under a spell and, you know...

32:59

I don't know. I don't know.

33:01

This is just beyond comprehension. This is,

33:03

yeah. Again, this is like one of

33:05

those things where it's

33:08

so unbelievable. Like, this feels like a fucking,

33:10

like, Stephen King book or something. Yeah. You

33:12

know what I mean? As I just said

33:14

a few minutes ago, or a few seconds

33:16

ago, it's so... Ugh. Yeah.

33:19

And that's it. Yeah, it's post-verbal. Right.

33:21

So, thank you to my source. Thank

33:23

you to the Nile Post for Algerian

33:26

Man Missing for decades found held by

33:28

Niebuhr, published by Nile

33:30

Post Editor on May 15th of 2024. All

33:34

right. Absolutely bananas.

33:37

Check your neighbor's sheep enclosures, girl.

33:39

Because you never know. I'm gonna be

33:42

looking at everybody with, like,

33:44

a side eye if I see that you've got

33:46

a sheep enclosure. Oh, baby. You better know. Yeah.

33:48

Yeah. I got my eye on you. You're on

33:50

my list. Yeah. Anyway,

33:53

okay. I have the last piece of spooky

33:55

gay bullshit. Okay. Um, and for this one,

33:58

we're gonna be charting some pretty fre- familiar

34:00

territory So

34:03

let's just get into it It

34:05

seems like the Granville Township Road

34:07

crew in Ohio had a pretty

34:09

unexpected surprise When they

34:11

discovered something unusual in a

34:13

drainage culvert that they were cleaning Okay,

34:16

now I had a little drainage culvert was

34:18

all tea So yeah, just enlighten you in

34:20

case you're like me and you're dumb dumb

34:22

and you did now Please do because I

34:24

was just imagining a general sewer. Yeah, it's

34:26

kind of that It's like those big open

34:28

drains that tend to go underneath structures to

34:30

allow water to pass through Oh, yeah, probably

34:32

like a place where like it the clown

34:34

would like to hang out and chill Which

34:39

way they have their Sunday fun day. Yeah,

34:41

but basically yeah It's these big tubes that

34:43

allow water to pass under structures like roads

34:45

So you see them along the highways though

34:47

sometimes you don't necessarily see them But you're

34:50

driving over them all the time The

34:52

point is this road crew was

34:55

tasked to clean out these drains

34:57

because over time clutter

35:00

and Clutter no litter and

35:02

debris tend to build up and can

35:04

create blockages So they just got to

35:06

kind of clean them up every now

35:09

and then yeah But anyway on this

35:11

particular day when the Granville Township Road

35:13

crew were just doing their thing and

35:16

clearing drains and hauling junk They

35:18

noticed that in one particular

35:21

drain there was something rather

35:25

unusual the Toronto Tunnel Monster The

35:29

thing is though what they saw was a

35:31

trash bag not totally surprising Okay, that's

35:33

what was sticking out of the trash

35:35

bag that really gave them pause two

35:39

legs Oh The

35:42

trash bag So obviously

35:44

they stopped everything yeah, and

35:46

they called the sheriff's office

35:48

immediately and they're just like

35:53

Right well at this point they didn't

35:55

know so emergency vehicles arrived on the

35:57

scene and after seeing the legs themselves,

36:00

they decided that this was

36:02

beyond their scope. So

36:04

they ended up calling in a

36:06

corner before they could continue to

36:08

process the scene. So

36:10

a short while later, corner Renee

36:13

Rogers came to the scene and

36:15

got a little bit closer to

36:18

check out the legs that were

36:20

sticking out of this trash can.

36:22

And rather quickly, they determined that

36:25

the legs, although human in nature,

36:27

were not actually human at all,

36:30

Johnny. Instead, they were the legs

36:32

of a... silicone

36:34

sex doll! Oh, shit! So not

36:36

far off from a mannequin. No!

36:38

They're kind of just mannequins that

36:41

you fuck. A mannequin of a

36:43

different sort. Exactly. You don't want

36:45

to call it a mannequin, but

36:47

we all know it's rural American.

36:50

Exactly. But this, my friends,

36:52

is where we chart familiar territory, because if

36:54

you've been listening to this podcast for a

36:56

good long while, you will know that this

36:58

is not the first time that something

37:00

like this has happened. No. Because people seem

37:03

to not really know what to do with

37:05

their sex dolls when they're done with their

37:07

sex dolls. It's kind of a problem that

37:09

people have. It's true. So people just end

37:11

up putting them in the trash like they

37:14

would anything that they want to throw away.

37:16

The thing is, at a certain point going

37:18

through the trash system, somebody's gonna

37:20

see it and think it's a dead body.

37:23

Yeah, it's not like somebody's gonna be like,

37:25

oh, Beanie Baby, you know? It's not gonna

37:27

be something out of you. Something so life-life.

37:30

Totally. And also, like, kind of stiff, but

37:32

also sometimes that's a dead body, baby. I

37:34

mean, yeah. And at this point, it's been

37:36

in the trash, it's covered in trash. Listen,

37:39

if I saw it, I'd think the exact

37:41

same thing. Oh, absolutely. Right? But then here's

37:43

the problem. This happens. People think it's a

37:45

body. Then the police have to come, and

37:48

other emergency services have to come, a coroner

37:50

has to come, and there could be actual

37:52

emergencies happening that aren't getting the attention they

37:54

need because they're trying to process what could

37:56

be- A fuck doll? Yeah,

37:59

exactly. Exactly. This could

38:01

be a homicide scene, a crime

38:03

scene. Mm-hmm. It's not, thankfully, because

38:05

it's just a fuckdoll. But y'all,

38:07

you really need to figure out how to dispose of

38:10

your sex dolls correctly. The last time we talked

38:12

about this, we gave a list of

38:14

the things that you can do. There are recycling services.

38:16

Yes, exactly. Yeah. And like, so just

38:18

look them up, babies. Yeah. Don't be

38:21

just throwing your sex dolls in the

38:23

trash for somebody to find and mistaken

38:25

for a dead human being. As

38:27

many things in life are, the

38:29

answer is just to Google away.

38:31

Exactly. Now, in regards to

38:33

this particular sex doll, once they identified

38:36

that this was not a crime scene

38:38

and there was no homicide to investigate,

38:40

the sex doll was put into evidence

38:42

with the sheriff's office. Of course. But

38:44

I think this was just procedural because

38:47

basically it's just going to be disposed

38:49

of. Probably incinerate it. Sure. Yeah.

38:52

Okay. With

38:54

all the skateboards and weeds that

38:56

you confiscate too, right? Yeah. I

38:59

don't think anybody's going to be too eager

39:01

to jump the bones of a sex doll

39:03

that was found in a sewage drain. Baby,

39:06

you underestimate straight men. I guess I do.

39:08

Not even straight men. I mean, really fucking

39:10

just so many

39:12

people. So it really, this transcends

39:14

gender ideology. You know, anything like

39:17

that? It's just nothing. Point is,

39:19

if people think they can fuck

39:21

it, they'll probably try. And that's

39:23

the human experience. That's

39:26

what I'm saying. That's why I really think

39:28

I flubbed earlier. Like, all bets are off.

39:30

Yeah. I, Tyler, nothing

39:33

surprises me anymore after doing this podcast

39:35

for more than five years. I absolutely

39:37

agree. So anyway, this is not the

39:39

first time this has happened. Certainly it

39:41

will not be the last. I'm just surprised nobody's

39:43

like married it and started doing a press tour with

39:45

it yet. Right. I don't give anybody

39:47

ideas. But in the meantime,

39:49

let me just thank my source. All right. trash

40:00

bag as discarded sex doll that

40:02

is written by Julia Lerner and

40:04

published on May 9th There

40:08

also have to be like groups, you

40:10

know, like I like I'm

40:12

sure there aren't people really

40:14

using Yahoo groups still, but I'm sure like

40:16

the people who are would be

40:19

the sex doll people. Exactly. They're

40:21

probably they're probably overlapping with the sex doll people. So

40:23

I'm sure there's like a Yahoo group that you could

40:25

like go to and then, you know, find somebody who

40:27

would want to take your old sex doll. I'm sure

40:29

that's also a fetish. Probably.

40:32

Yeah. I mean, plus it's like silicone.

40:35

It can all be disinfected. Maybe. But I'm

40:37

not that interested in the sex doll. Definitely would

40:39

not be me. Yeah. But

40:41

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41:51

out with a bit of low stakes advice? You

41:53

know I do. Beautiful. So if you've

41:55

never joined us for one of these episodes before

41:57

we like to end them with a few minutes

41:59

of low stakes advice for one. We answer your

42:01

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42:04

So we put the call out on our Instagram

42:06

every week between Tuesdays and Thursdays when we are

42:09

recording these episodes. There you can

42:11

submit your questions. We'll explain how to do

42:13

so at the end. But yeah, we've got

42:15

a crop of questions here. I've got like

42:17

five minutes with a contingency on the timer.

42:20

So is there anything else holding us back or can we

42:22

just do this? I think we can just do this. Beautiful.

42:25

All right. Let's go. Having

42:27

an Adventure Time theme grad slash birthday party

42:29

for my daughter, Marceline is her

42:31

favorite. Any snack ideas? Ooh.

42:34

I don't know that much about Adventure Time.

42:36

I haven't watched it personally, although I know

42:38

that like the little dog has those cute

42:41

little beady eyes. Yes. So

42:43

what if you make like sugar cookies that are just the

42:45

eyes? Oh, that would be so cute. Could that be cute?

42:47

Yeah, that's cute. Yeah, I think so. I

42:49

remember that and I remember BMO. BMO?

42:52

Just because I use Bank of Montreal up here

42:54

in Canada. Oh. There was like a

42:56

machine called BMO. Oh, was there?

42:58

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm here, right? Yeah.

43:01

Anyway, I was like, how did that clear? Okay, next up, would

43:03

you rather fight 100 ducks or one

43:05

dinosaur sized duck? Yeah. I'm like, what's

43:07

the size of the duck? It doesn't

43:10

suck otherwise. Oh. Yeah. For

43:13

that reason alone, I'm going to

43:15

go for the 100 ducks because at least like size,

43:18

they don't have size on their side.

43:20

Yeah. I have less of a likelihood

43:22

of being its bitch. Exactly. If it's

43:24

100 little one. Okay, best pickup lines

43:26

to use. Ooh, I don't know. I

43:29

think they're all a little cringy, so

43:31

be careful. Yeah, it's just honest connection.

43:33

How about that? Yeah. Okay,

43:36

any tips for planning a weekend getaway on

43:38

a budget must be dog friendly. Oh, yeah.

43:40

I mean, you could go to like cute

43:42

little like roadside motels. Yeah. You know, roll

43:44

the dice, see if you happen to stop

43:47

in at the Bates Motel. I don't know.

43:49

Yeah, I would suggest something like that. There's

43:52

like a little road trip. Yeah. And

43:55

not all dogs love road trips. I can't see

43:57

for them. That's true. Yeah. Might

44:00

enjoy but like your dog might enjoy

44:02

like driving around stopping going on like

44:04

a cute little walking trail something like

44:06

that Yeah, something where you

44:08

can like stop and walk All right going on

44:10

a 12-hour flight in a few days any recommendations

44:12

on what to download prior Mm-hmm.

44:16

Okay a great book to listen

44:18

to how about born to

44:20

be posthumous? Which is a

44:23

great biography of Edward gory. Love that.

44:25

I've been reading that. Yes Also

44:27

rebel girl the Kathleen Hanna

44:29

memoir. I really loved that that just

44:31

came out a few days ago,

44:33

actually Yeah, I think that's great.

44:35

Um, if you have YouTube premium, you can

44:38

actually download YouTube videos to watch offline Yeah,

44:40

and even if you're just doing it for

44:42

a trip You could just pay for like

44:44

a monthly subscription and then just like unsubscribe

44:46

when you're not traveling anymore But that could

44:48

be a great way to just like I

44:50

love watching a little like info bytes There's

44:53

what what's this? It's a PBS program. That's

44:55

on YouTube Johnny. Do you smart be smart?

44:57

Yeah, I really like that Yeah, showed me

44:59

that absolutely and if you're a drag race

45:01

fan episodes of untucked like the old on

45:03

talk those are always great They're like little

45:05

drag race episodes, but like half

45:08

an hour. I like that also Abbott Elementary.

45:10

That's like a great shot Oh my god,

45:12

right so funny. Yeah, how about that? All

45:14

right remind me to do my laundry, please

45:16

Well, you're lying. We're mine. Yeah. Yeah new

45:18

hair color blue pink or a mixture of

45:21

both. Ooh mixture of both Yeah,

45:23

yeah, just watch out cuz sometimes one

45:25

fades quicker than the other so just be prepared to do

45:28

a bit of upkeep What color

45:30

should I paint my toes for my wedding?

45:32

It's a honeymoon and Cancun or wedding and

45:34

honeymoon and Cancun Honestly,

45:38

I would say

45:40

actually I'm just such a bitch

45:43

for black I'm

45:48

going to a comedy show alone and I'm really nervous.

45:50

I'm an introvert any tips I

45:53

mean honestly, everybody's there to laugh and have

45:55

a good time. Yeah, and you're there to

45:57

laugh and have a good time Nobody's studying

45:59

you. Yeah Yeah, if it's at

46:01

a bar like I've gone to a comedy show

46:03

alone before sit at the bar Yeah, you know

46:05

like the back whatever, you know, that's a place

46:07

with like a lot of individual seats at it

46:09

Yeah, just look for those kind of places and

46:11

start there There are probably other people that are

46:13

there alone as well sit close to the exit

46:15

so that if you feel like you feel like

46:17

you Need to leave you have that that go

46:19

you can just like zoom out and not draw

46:22

any attention. Absolutely All right.

46:24

I want to mull it but I'm worried about

46:26

losing confidence after cutting my long hair any thoughts

46:28

Hmm if you're okay, if you're

46:31

if it's something you're building up to I don't

46:33

know how long your hair is But I know

46:35

after people have like hair that's really really long

46:38

They're they're nervous to do something really

46:40

drastic right away So maybe you just need to go

46:42

in and get a little trim like a little bit

46:45

shorter than you think Or but

46:47

to the length of the mullet that you're gonna

46:49

get and then just like kind of vibe with

46:51

that for a little bit And then you can

46:53

move into mullet territory. I'll try a wig like

46:55

we just want to try it out for a

46:57

weekend Oh, that's a good travel wig. All right.

46:59

I just turned 40. What's your best life advice?

47:01

Hmm. Well play with wigs Yeah, have some fun.

47:03

Honestly, honestly Fun.

47:05

Yeah, that's it get it find it

47:08

fit. Yeah, that makes you feel good

47:10

Yeah, and just wear it because it makes you feel

47:13

good. Yeah Yeah,

47:15

I love that. All right crochet father's

47:17

day gift ideas or crochet gifts

47:20

in general. I just saw somebody

47:22

crocheted Like a squared

47:24

or nor rectangle doily that was like

47:26

the face of a calculator So

47:28

like all the buttons and then it was like

47:30

a calculator with boobs written in it So

47:33

it was like a crocheted doily, but

47:35

it was like a calculator with boobs

47:37

written in it I love that crocheting

47:39

like something so like unconventional now kind

47:41

of off. Yeah All

47:44

right going to a wedding in or

47:46

my partner's in lesbian power seat

47:48

or dress. Oh lesbian power

47:52

Go for it. Yeah when we went

47:54

to ashes wedding ash and ruse wedding

47:57

Elena wore a suit and look fucking

47:59

see So did Emily from Alone at

48:01

Life. Yes! Fucking yeah!

48:04

Okay. Thoughts on girls and drag. I'm a

48:06

cis lady but I want to try. But

48:08

I don't want to step on toes. You're

48:11

not stepping on toes. Drag is for everybody.

48:13

You are absolutely right to play

48:16

with drag if you want to.

48:18

Yeah! As a cis woman, no

48:20

matter how you identify in this world, you are allowed

48:22

to play with drag. And if people

48:24

want to give you a hard time about it, well

48:26

they fucking suck. They're stuck in the Dark Ages. Yeah!

48:29

You know what? Some progressive people that do drag and

48:31

are really... They can also be stuck in the

48:34

Dark Ages. Yeah. So that's

48:36

fucking fine. Don't let them dull your

48:38

shine even though that's maybe a bit

48:40

cliched to say. It literally

48:42

counts in this situation. Absolutely. Have

48:45

fun! Yes, it is for you. And

48:47

don't wait to do it. Start

48:49

doing it and have fun. Don't overthink it. Yeah.

48:52

Okay, if I told a friend about that spooky

48:54

wet episode, should I tell them to start with?

48:56

Oh gosh. Dear David, I don't know. Honestly, yeah.

48:58

Let's start with... That is a go-to. Dear

49:00

David, I think it's episode 13. Yeah, how about that?

49:03

How about fun surprise date

49:05

ideas in Toronto? Oh

49:08

goodness. Oh girl, honestly, I would say see

49:11

if anybody is doing tours of the harbor.

49:13

P.S. the timer just went off. You may

49:15

have heard it in the book. But

49:17

like Ghost Walk Toronto? Yeah. Or Haunted

49:20

Walk or whatever they're called. They

49:22

did like a haunted tour of the harbor. It

49:24

was so much fun. They got to go see

49:26

Toronto Island. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. But also

49:29

just the haunted walks in general. There is a

49:31

place I want to go. I haven't gone, but

49:33

I want to go here. I

49:36

believe it's called Sandbox VR. Yeah. Where

49:39

it's a place where you can get like really...

49:41

You can have like a really immersive VR experience.

49:43

I'm pretty sure they're just like big rooms that

49:45

you can roam safely and do all kinds of

49:48

different VR things. Yeah, also Stormcrow Manor in

49:50

the village. This is a great place for

49:52

fun drinks. Great place for fun drinks and

49:55

all that kind of stuff. It's a nerd

49:57

themed bar and you also get to like

49:59

go through the village. Village because it's kind

50:01

of like at the top. Yes. Also also

50:04

Drag brunch at glad. Yeah bookshop. It's

50:06

really really fun It's a very small

50:09

crowd and you pay like what was

50:11

it was like 40 bucks

50:13

per person It's like a two-hour

50:15

event. It's worth it all you can eat

50:17

Yeah, you get a plate and they'll just

50:19

replenish your plate if you want Yeah, and

50:22

I think that's a great list to start with.

50:24

Yeah All right, so the timer did go off you want to just

50:26

choose a few quickly to get through sure Yeah,

50:28

all right. Um, do you have any

50:30

advice on finding motivation to read again?

50:32

Ooh audiobooks that can definitely help Absolutely,

50:35

please exciting ways to tell my partner.

50:37

I'm pregnant. Oh, congratulations Congratulations

50:42

Now my ideas what were you what were you

50:44

gonna fucking say? I just put a like go

50:46

buy a bun from the grocery store and put

50:48

it in the oven and ask them to Get

50:51

the button I

50:53

was gonna say like enter a room and do

50:55

like like about to do a prop fall like

50:57

whoa And

51:03

by the way, I am Yeah,

51:06

yeah Yeah,

51:08

bring in some water and drop it. Oh my

51:10

god You do that thing like that people do

51:12

in firewall videos where they have like 12 cups

51:15

of water Like stacks on top of each

51:17

other in a car with no lids on

51:19

it Yeah, you like walk into a room

51:21

doing that just like with a bunch of stuff

51:23

precariously Like

51:29

as everything's flying around yeah, I

51:31

had alphabet pretzels like pretzels that are in the

51:33

shape of Letters,

51:35

huh and I came out to our

51:37

friend Sam that way. I just wrote

51:39

I'm gay and pretzels. That's hot Yeah,

51:41

do that. Oh, you could also do

51:44

like an alien chestburster thing because you

51:46

know little baby feel like little parasites

51:48

Absolutely Congratulations, by

51:50

the way, yeah, we forgot to congratulate

51:52

you. Yeah. Okay. Um, do you want

51:54

to choose a few? Okay? Yeah Yeah,

51:56

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's a small but

51:58

meaningful gesture slash gift to? my

52:00

partner. Honestly, if

52:03

there's something that they really are

52:06

interested in, and you're not particularly

52:08

interested in, spend a day

52:10

doing that thing with them. Just like

52:12

show that you, even though you're not

52:14

passionate about the thing, you're passionate about

52:16

their passion about the thing. So that

52:19

could be something as simple as watching a

52:21

movie that you don't particularly like, but they

52:23

fucking love and just make a big deal

52:25

out of it and be just try to

52:27

match their excitement. Yeah. Just for a day.

52:29

That's a great idea. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

52:31

So that's my recommendation.

52:34

Okay. Okay. Oh, here's what can I

52:36

just quickly. Having a spooky speakeasy wedding

52:39

in October. What's a good password to

52:41

get in? Oh, macabre.

52:44

Oh yeah. That'd be a fun one. That one.

52:47

Ooh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that

52:50

one's a little trippy because it's Sam Hain.

52:52

Yeah. I thought it was. It's all good.

52:54

Halloween did that. Yeah. Ooh, Iqaba. Cause that's

52:56

a fun word to say. And it's like

52:59

sleepy Halloween. I love that. Okay. Those are

53:01

some fun ideas. Okay. Games

53:03

to play on the switch. By the

53:05

way, I love you both. Have a

53:07

great day slash night. Oh, right back

53:09

at you. Little Nightmares is my favorite

53:11

game series. Little Nightmares, one Little Nightmares

53:13

two. I like Katamari. Yeah. Katamari is

53:16

really fucking fun. I forgot Katamari. I don't

53:18

really like competitive games, but I like Katamari

53:20

because you just roll things around and then

53:23

roll the things into bigger things into huge

53:25

things. Yeah. And you just do it in

53:27

a certain amount of time. But back to

53:29

Little Nightmares though, like it's a cute spooky

53:32

side scroller and I love it.

53:34

Absolutely. I love watching you play it. Yeah. Okay. Uh,

53:36

do you want to choose one more and then we'll

53:38

get out of here? Okay. Okay. Oh,

53:40

here's one about our puppy dog. Okay. Daphne

53:42

and Fleetwood in the bed. Who's the big

53:45

spoon and who is the little spoon? Well,

53:49

in terms of spooning, I would say Daphne is the

53:51

little spoon and Fleetwood is a four And

54:00

he is in a different

54:03

cutlery. Unfortunately. Daphne will

54:05

try to cuddle with Fleetwood. Yep. Fleetwood

54:08

is not about it. Fleetwood wants

54:10

his space. When we were at the movies tonight,

54:12

we had the Furbo set up, which is like

54:15

a dog camera and it records as we move

54:17

and stuff like that. So anyway, we looked at

54:19

the app when we got home because there was

54:21

a bark at about, you know, halfway through when

54:23

we were there. And it

54:25

came from Daphne trying to cuddle up

54:27

with Fleetwood. I'll

54:30

share it if we can at some point.

54:32

Here's also the thing. So they got a

54:34

very different dynamic in regards to like how

54:36

they experience blankets. Fleetwood is

54:38

a bro where he likes to be under

54:40

blankets. Daphne does not. Daphne

54:42

likes to be on top of the blanket. So

54:45

oftentimes Fleetwood's under the blanket, still as could

54:47

be. And then Daphne tries to get on

54:49

top of a pile of blankets because she's

54:51

like, fuck yeah, pile of blankets. And then

54:53

she's jumping on top of her brother. And

54:55

you just get, yeah,

54:58

not Fleetwood. But I will say Daphne, I

55:00

feel like does try to be the

55:03

big spoon. Absolutely. Yeah. Oh,

55:05

she wants to be so bad. Honestly, they are getting

55:07

better. I think like the cuddle, the

55:09

cuddle threshold will be broken at some point.

55:11

Absolutely. It's just they're not

55:13

quite there yet. But she's still doing stuff

55:16

like licking the inside of his mouth when

55:18

he yawns. Yeah, a lot of

55:20

barriers have been broken down. Anyway,

55:22

yeah. Thank you to everybody

55:24

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55:26

If we weren't able to get to your question,

55:28

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55:31

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55:33

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55:36

to record before we went to the movies, but

55:38

couldn't record until we got home. Yeah. So yeah,

55:40

we were a lot of questions we couldn't get

55:42

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Is there anything else you want to mention before we get

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out here? I don't think so Although

59:00

people really did enjoy the James

59:02

Joyce poem Last

59:06

week I don't have anything quite

59:08

as cutting unfortunately Yeah, we'll

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try to pepper in some more Easter

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eggs for the real ones to stick around till

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the very end Well, that's Tyler's failure But yeah,

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we'll definitely include more and more in the future

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because y'all know those James Joyce

59:21

fart letters Who else wrote poems about fart?

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Alistair Crowley and that is why I think

59:25

I'm confused it with fart poems and James

59:28

Joyce because Alistair Crowley had the one when

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Celia farts Yeah, maybe

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we'll read that one The

59:36

shitty poetry of Alice to Crowley that's a

59:38

mini episode in and of itself. Hell yeah

59:40

All right, but yeah on that note, thanks for

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joining us today. Everyone do not forget. We love

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you very much And

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as always do not forget if you're gonna be a bitch

59:51

be a spooky bitch All

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right, let me look up this poem right now,

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oh fuck off Alistair,

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let's see... Mmm,

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okay, okay. Uh, When Celia

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Farts by Alistair Crowley. When

1:00:09

Celia comes to his earthquake hour, the

1:00:11

VED vibrates like kettle drums. It is

1:00:14

a grand display of power when Celia

1:00:16

comes. When Celia farts,

1:00:18

my hasty nose, sniffs up the fragrance

1:00:20

from her parts. Shamed

1:00:23

are the violets and the rose, when

1:00:25

Celia farts. And

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up exhales a greasy stench, for which

1:00:29

you curse the careless wench. So

1:00:32

things which must not be expressed

1:00:34

when plumped into the reeking chest,

1:00:36

send up an experimental smell to

1:00:38

taint the parts from whence they fell. The

1:00:40

petticoats and gown perfume, which

1:00:43

waft a stink round every

1:00:45

room. Just finishing

1:00:47

his grand survey, disgusted, Strathron

1:00:50

stole away, repeating

1:00:52

in his amorous fits,

1:00:54

Oh Celia, Celia, Celia

1:00:56

shits. That's

1:00:59

it? That's it. It ends on Celia,

1:01:01

Celia, Celia shits, okay girl. It started with a

1:01:03

fart, ended with a shit. You know, sometimes

1:01:05

that happens, that's usually when... Like creeps up on you.

1:01:09

You're right? I just got

1:01:11

a little one out, let's just be a little sneaky,

1:01:13

and then it's more than you anticipated. If only he

1:01:15

had the wording to call it, When Celia Sharts. Right.

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