24:00

That's when it is inside when you're allowed

24:02

inside as when you're allowed inside when

24:04

they go like, you know I bought this you know

24:06

how and it's always some weird shit. It's like, you

24:08

know, how much this cost me? Yeah,

24:10

this aquarium cost me. Yeah, that's a

24:13

salt and freshwater Yes,

24:15

there was go guess and you're like, I

24:17

don't know. Well, so that's why rich guys

24:20

Don't wear big fancy watches.

24:22

Don't wear jewelry Don't

24:24

do all the accoutrements the old

24:27

rich guys their homes are compounds

24:29

with bunkers and priceless art and

24:31

everything But they go outside and they

24:33

take ubers everywhere and they slum it

24:35

around and then you think they're men

24:37

of the people and they Never let

24:39

you film inside the house anymore. It

24:41

used to be if you lived in

24:43

an amazing house back in the day

24:46

Robin oh God

24:48

we leech would walk in with a crew

24:51

and you'd show them You'd

24:53

start in the entry hall that had the

24:55

stairs that split and went both directions That's

24:58

how you know, you're rich when you walk in the front door

25:01

What I the mood for I want to go to

25:03

the bedroom Hmm. Should

25:05

I take a step to the right or step to the left?

25:08

Well, you can either go left or right that's when you know,

25:10

you're rich, right? Totally

25:12

unnecessarily two sets of stairs splitting and

25:14

arcing to the right and the left

25:16

and you would chronicle at all It

25:18

doesn't who was the actress? I don't

25:22

think we talked about so so at

25:24

the end There is no

25:26

more bragging about being rich anymore because

25:28

we've created a society Where

25:31

which is bad? Well, it's been away. It's

25:33

like look someone said look you're

25:35

gonna go down to Tijuana and do

25:37

some drinking and have some fun and if one of

25:40

your friends was Got

25:42

in the car and he's wearing a

25:44

Rolex. You'd be like, okay, man. Yeah, we're not

25:46

gonna walk up We

25:48

don't be a target. Right? You'd be right. I'd

25:50

be practical So there's a version

25:52

of that a societal version of that now where it's

25:55

like don't talk about your money And don't show them

25:57

the big house because you you'll be tough That's

26:00

like kind of sketchy we decided to go

26:02

after the people with the money instead of

26:04

look at the people don't have the money

26:06

and Society and politics and that's the way

26:08

the wind is blowing, you know, give these

26:11

guys break off a piece Give

26:13

these guys some money They're all full of shit By

26:15

the way Like the guys who beat

26:17

that drum and who beat that drum the hardest over

26:19

the last few years are like the Obamas like there's

26:21

speeches Like oh hey when you're gonna have enough money,

26:23

you don't need all this stuff You know There's people

26:25

don't have money because you got they're

26:28

going on their six multi-million dollar home.

26:30

Mm-hmm. So shut the fuck up.

26:32

Mm-hmm Oh,

26:35

we got the Beckham one was funny but

26:37

the other Kate Blanchett was the one where

26:40

she was doing a She

26:43

was she was doing a I

26:45

think it was a con film festival. Okay

26:49

Like expo, you know sitting there Q&A Do

26:52

you see this about a week and a half ago?

26:54

It kind of made the rounds she

26:56

max better I'm not on TMZ. Did

26:58

you watch I You

27:01

missed it. I don't call that one. Yeah, cuz

27:03

you didn't watch that's why I don't recall So

27:05

she's up there and she's going

27:08

oh, we'll do that. We'll do the we'll

27:10

do the Beckham one first posh.

27:12

Oh, okay This

27:16

is in the animal so working

27:19

class I

27:21

am being honest. Yeah, I am

27:23

being So

27:27

my dad my dad is

27:29

not a simple answer because

27:35

It depends Okay,

27:37

in the 80s my dad had a Rolls Royce Working

27:40

class. Okay working class. Yeah, I

27:43

grew up with working lower

27:45

working You

27:48

have to take a bus I walked a

27:50

fucking school every every day. Yeah, so Kate

27:53

Blanchett was doing this thing. I think

27:55

it was a con and

27:57

she was like, look I

27:59

I have white privilege, I have,

28:03

she talked about her privilege. And

28:06

then she goes, I'm white, something,

28:09

and I'm middle class, right?

28:11

So she was perfectly willing to

28:13

talk about her white privilege, but

28:16

she's worth $95 million. That's

28:18

her net worth is 95 million. But

28:21

she called herself middle class because that's

28:23

the new world order. Now, the white

28:25

part, hey bitch, we can do the

28:27

math. Like, we're looking at you. So

28:30

she's wanting to sort of throw everyone a

28:32

bone talking about denouncing her white privilege, but

28:35

calls herself middle class. Dawson or Byron, I

28:37

think you guys can find this one. But

28:39

also it's kind of like, first of all,

28:41

I think it's also this whole thing, like

28:43

it's white privilege, like it's,

28:45

to me it's like, cause the

28:47

whole white color thing, like

28:50

I grew up in, I guess in Venezuela, where

28:52

my family's like from like, my mom

28:54

is like, if her skin is white, and

28:56

then I got cousins who are black. So

28:59

there's no like color, it's about

29:01

more out of the class. To me it's more like rich

29:03

privilege, if you have it. Instead of. It's

29:06

all rich privilege. When they go like, when

29:08

they do this thing where they go, black

29:10

and brown people don't have access to adequate

29:12

medical care. They do if they're rich. Of

29:14

course. Jay-Z and Beyonce have access to adequate

29:17

medical care. If Beyonce gets

29:19

pregnant, she's not gonna miscarry because she

29:21

can't afford to see a

29:23

clinician. Of course. So shut the fuck up,

29:26

it's money. It's not what color you're. There

29:29

are more brown and black

29:31

people who have less money. Okay, that's a

29:33

different subject. Exactly. It

29:37

was on TMZ, it's about a week

29:39

and a half old, maybe two weeks

29:41

old. It was pretty damn funny.

29:43

I noticed this thing, it was like, why not set,

29:46

why she can be like, yes, I'm rich. I'm

29:49

thankful that I'm rich, or that I have money,

29:51

and don't try to pretend to be middle class.

29:53

I work real hard, man. I

29:55

shoot films. I've made 81 movies. I've

29:58

been working since I was 19. You know exactly

30:00

but they don't they don't do that when

30:03

they talk about white privilege all the time

30:05

But it's really hot privilege good look at

30:07

some gonna say well this Halle Berry have

30:09

white privilege or she just fucking hot Yeah,

30:11

you know what I mean like if you're

30:13

good looking you're good looking and that's what

30:15

I was gonna say It's like when people

30:18

are like good looking like it's fine to

30:20

be like yes I've gotten stuff because I'm

30:22

good looking you know also I you know

30:24

I'm also smart to do all this stuff

30:26

But it's like yes look at me. That's

30:28

what I tell people how do you think I

30:30

got into the outback steak house? When there

30:32

was a 20 minute wait look at

30:35

this look at the cash register They go

30:37

right there. I go right right in the

30:39

booth Don't

30:41

go to the counter. I go right to

30:43

the booth. Why what are you ordering that

30:45

mistake? I'll get the bloomin onion, okay? Get

30:49

appetizers. Oh I like

30:51

the artichoke. Okay. You know what I mean

30:53

nice. What about calling the alcohol do you?

30:55

Oh get up get a martini with it

30:57

with a twist Wow can I tell you

30:59

I got that's a guy that you know

31:01

what? They're talking in the kitchen. It's like that guy's

31:03

fridge. Yeah. I guess he's alone in a white privilege

31:05

in the booth Can

31:08

I check I got fucked yeah, I get fucked constantly

31:11

with the lemon and the lime Versus

31:13

oh yeah, yeah, not literally yeah,

31:15

I know I get I get if I was I'd

31:18

rather take the line but

31:20

I do the So

31:23

it's Kate Blanchett right and it's TMZ

31:25

and it's about it's about a week

31:28

and a half old I

31:30

found what is man. It's like there's

31:33

one in May. It's maybe it's a

31:35

close. Well Ken. What's the date today? Oh

31:37

my god May

31:39

of 2024 you didn't let me finish which which

31:41

would prove your point. I found one from May

31:44

which What is the date?

31:47

Well, I don't know but yeah end of

31:49

May somewhere in there right as where can

31:51

yeah can yeah Yeah, Amy's got it or

31:53

he'll find anyway trying to find good audience.

31:55

Here's the point. I got fucked here Here's

31:57

the point so every single time

31:59

I order And

34:00

I go, she goes, you want something to drink? I

34:02

go, yeah, give me vodka, soda water, and a yellow

34:04

lemon. And she goes, oh, okay. I

34:07

go, this lemon, I say yellow lemon, lemon. She

34:09

goes, okay. Then the guy next

34:11

to me, the seat partner in first

34:13

class, he goes, yeah, you know what?

34:15

I'll take a vodka, soda, water, and

34:18

lime. And she goes, lime it is.

34:20

And I'm like, dude, you just undid

34:22

my fucking drink. You undid my drink.

34:24

Couldn't have got a fucking clue in

34:26

coffee. Then they both show

34:28

up with limes. Of course, because

34:31

he said the word lime, and he undid my

34:33

lemon. Yes, and you didn't ask for like, excuse

34:35

me, or you were like, at that point, you're

34:37

like, fuck it. The thing

34:39

about the lemon and the lime is

34:42

they're not so different that I really

34:44

care. It's more the part where I

34:46

can't communicate ideas. I

34:48

can't convey notions to people.

34:50

That's the part I'm stuck

34:52

on, not the citrus part.

34:56

And then it all, it starts a thing, because

34:58

they'll go, sometimes if they're passive

35:00

aggressive, they go, hey, all limes are the

35:02

same. They're like, no,

35:04

they're not. Yeah, green limes matter. No,

35:07

sometimes they'll be a little passive aggressive.

35:09

The passive aggressive move is you go,

35:11

oh, excuse me, could

35:14

I get a lemon in here? And they'll

35:16

go, oh, you want a lemon now? Like

35:18

they'll throw it a little back

35:20

onto you, like a bitch, I didn't

35:22

change my mind. You brought me the

35:24

one thing. They get really passive aggressive.

35:27

You said lime, but OK, they'll do

35:29

that. Then they'll start a little search,

35:31

because they don't really want to do it. They'll go, we

35:34

may have some cut up lemons in the back, because

35:37

they'll have like a plastic cup with cut up.

35:39

Let me check with Sherylann in the back, and

35:41

then you'll go, no, no, no, no, no. Because

35:43

someone's waiting to take a piss. I'll go check

35:45

with Sherylann. I'll fucking check with Sherylann. The back

35:47

is right there. Yeah, fuck that. I

35:50

got in that too, with passive aggressive. I got

35:52

upgraded one time, and I wanted, I

35:54

don't know, coffee or water, and I

35:56

think, and they already went through the first

35:58

service, second time, and I got in. I tell the lady, like,

36:00

can I, and the lady, she was like an

36:02

older lady, she's like, excuse me. And

36:05

she gave me like, is this because, she gave

36:07

me, I forget what she specifically said, but she

36:09

went like, is this because you're like, I know

36:11

you're like Latino, you got this machismo thing going.

36:13

Really? Yeah, and I'm like, what the fuck? I

36:15

was like, I was just asking for like. That's

36:17

a kind of a compliment. Yeah. You know, maybe

36:19

she thought you're Fez from that 6.7-shirt. Maybe. No,

36:22

because if not, I would have gotten my lime.

36:24

And she didn't give me anything. I do,

36:26

the other thing I like, first

36:29

world problems. The

36:31

other one I like too is when they, at some point

36:34

they go, we're landing in 25 minutes and I'll go, oh,

36:36

okay, I want to get a coffee. And then I'll go,

36:38

can I get a coffee? And they go,

36:40

oh, we already put it away. And I'm like, let's

36:42

really define put it away. Is it outside of

36:45

the airplane? It's like, we're pretty small. Like, that's

36:47

why when she says in the back. It's like

36:49

being in a fucking pup tent and go, where's

36:51

the flashlight? I put it away, but it's in

36:54

the tent, right? Plus that's a very

36:56

mom thing of like, you can't put it away. So

36:58

we're not playing anymore with a flashlight. The

37:02

galley is 32 inches

37:04

wide by five feet across.

37:06

What away is it? It's

37:09

on, okay, let's see if we can break this down.

37:11

It's on the plane, right? Yeah. Is it in the

37:13

galley? Is it in that cupboard right

37:15

there? Yeah. Does that cupboard have a hinge?

37:17

Can we open the door? Like, we put

37:19

it away. I was also picturing

37:21

in my mind, walking to the

37:24

back of the plane, which is

37:26

kind of surreal because you're getting further

37:28

from your destination. If you really feel

37:30

about it, you know what I mean?

37:32

I'm very like mushroom. I'm heading toward

37:34

LA bitch. You're walking back to Baltimore.

37:37

Yeah, now you're going to stop. But

37:40

technically for this brief moment,

37:42

you're going toward Baltimore and I'm still

37:44

going toward LA, man. Wow. That's very,

37:46

that's very micro. It's surreal, right? It

37:48

should have micro-ed before it came here.

37:51

So we have a- Wait, coffee is not supposed to

37:53

be like- Is it like coffee? People say not to

37:56

drink coffee on the plane because it's supposed to be like

37:58

crap or water or like rising at the thin. I'm

1:00:00

11 or 12. That's the fourth, fifth

1:00:02

grade, right? Well, maybe it was a little older. No,

1:00:04

no, sorry. That means, no, let's say 14, 15 around

1:00:07

there. All right,

1:00:09

that makes more sense. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense,

1:00:11

because now I'm thinking about it, yeah. But yeah,

1:00:13

I put my, I got

1:00:15

close to the wall, and

1:00:17

like my dick touched the wall, and

1:00:20

you know, when I was like, ooh, that feels good. Oh.

1:00:23

And that's how, and then, and

1:00:27

then, and I remember it was like that,

1:00:29

and then that summer, all I was just

1:00:31

fucking taking showers, like crazy, grabbing

1:00:33

pillows. I mean, it was like an animal, you know, but

1:00:35

it was, but it

1:00:37

was funny how like that thing, it was like, it

1:00:39

just, you know, it was

1:00:42

just, nobody taught me that. It was just like, it

1:00:44

just happened, and then, but then

1:00:46

I, you know, you evolved. Well, you

1:00:48

look, if you can do the standup

1:00:51

masturbation, you're in much better shape, and if you

1:00:53

can do the shower one, then you're in much

1:00:55

better shape. It turns to getting caught. It's the

1:00:57

lay down, put the pillow over your head one.

1:01:00

That's where you get busted. The ceremony.

1:01:02

Yeah. Put a pillow over your head.

1:01:04

It's the pomp and circumstance. I seem to recall. Wait,

1:01:07

you were? Well, no, see, I, I

1:01:10

have hypervigilance, and like I, I got

1:01:12

to sleep with a big padded mask

1:01:14

on. Oh, really? Because my eyelids

1:01:17

are too thin. If I close my

1:01:19

eyes, like light will still come through.

1:01:21

Got it. So if I'm trying

1:01:23

to summon a

1:01:25

fantasy, I can't

1:01:27

have ambient light coming through the

1:01:29

window. Fucking with me. I'm trying

1:01:32

to get Wonder Woman, Linda Carter,

1:01:35

you know, lesson out with Cheryl Ladd from

1:01:37

Charlie's Angels or something. If I'm trying to

1:01:39

cook something up in my head, I

1:01:41

got to, I got to put like a towel over

1:01:43

my head or something, which is fine,

1:01:46

but it also, you don't, you

1:01:48

don't detect people. You're vulnerable. You're vulnerable. This

1:01:50

just happened to also when you're flying? Like.

1:01:53

When I fly, if

1:01:55

I want to go to sleep, I

1:01:58

need like sound. you

1:24:00

could be abducted anywhere. So

1:24:03

that even includes planets. We

1:24:06

could be on Mars and you could still

1:24:08

be abducted because that's technically. If you go

1:24:10

up with Jeff Bezos. If you go up

1:24:12

with Bezos, he could abduct you. He could

1:24:14

start working at Amazon. That's right. You

1:24:17

think Bezos is part of the three mile

1:24:19

high club? Oh

1:24:21

yeah. I wonder, yeah. I

1:24:24

bet he did it. If you're an astronaut,

1:24:26

you're going into space, you gotta try it,

1:24:28

right? All mile high. Well, if you're there

1:24:30

for like eight months, you have to, right?

1:24:34

Oh yeah. I mean, by the

1:24:36

way, is it different to

1:24:38

Jack-O-F without gravity? Well, that was my bit.

1:24:41

I mean, I never did it on

1:24:43

stage, but by the way, you're

1:24:46

in the six mile high club when you're

1:24:48

on a commercial flight because miles, 5,000 whatever

1:24:50

feet. And you're 30,000. But

1:24:54

anyway, I always had

1:24:56

this. They're gonna shoot a porn in

1:24:59

outer space at some point. And

1:25:02

then they're gonna have to audition the women.

1:25:05

And they're gonna have to ask questions like, look, are

1:25:08

you in good health? And

1:25:10

do you get nauseous or air sickness? Like,

1:25:12

you're gonna have to pass something in order

1:25:14

to go to outer space to be the

1:25:16

first porn star in outer space.

1:25:19

But one of the questions on

1:25:21

the questionnaire is definitely gonna be, do

1:25:23

you swallow? Because it's

1:25:28

a zero gravity type environment and we

1:25:30

can't have a lot of

1:25:32

sensitive equipment. The

1:25:34

guy holding the boom mic is not

1:25:36

gonna get dusted with jizz,

1:25:38

you know what I mean? And plus

1:25:40

we're renting this capsule. Like we can't

1:25:42

have the sensitive electronics on. So

1:25:45

do your swallow and I really need,

1:25:48

cause it also says on your

1:25:50

resume, you speak French and that

1:25:53

was bullshit. The swallowing

1:25:55

thing, I really need. I

1:25:57

really need to try it. You know what?

1:25:59

Let's try it on land. Let's do a trial right now.

1:26:02

Let's do it right now. Let's get up in the vomit

1:26:04

comet. Or let's go to and let's rent those things where

1:26:06

you're like pretending to like skydive and try it there. Oh,

1:26:08

we'll go to one of those with the fan? With the

1:26:10

fan, you know, just to see. Because it's a little similar,

1:26:12

you know? I have done that. The

1:26:15

scan? Yeah, the indoor skydive. There's a lot of

1:26:17

spectators, like it's up at Universal. Yeah, I don't

1:26:19

like that. Too much pressure of people like watching.

1:26:21

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know? I'm

1:26:23

saying let's just start in the office. Okay. And

1:26:25

then we'll see how this goes. Broadcasting couch. And

1:26:28

then we'll do it at the NASA training center.

1:26:30

I'm just saying. Under G-Force. Can you do it?

1:26:32

We can't get up. Is this the new Armageddon?

1:26:34

Is this Armageddon 2? Yes, yes. Yeah,

1:26:37

Armageddon head. Oh, there it

1:26:40

is. Armageddon head. Get Willis

1:26:42

on the phone. He'll agree to anything that

1:26:44

he says. Okay. Oh, man.

1:26:47

That was too much. That was too much.

1:26:49

We found the one. All right, should we

1:26:51

take a break? And we'll come back and

1:26:53

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and Chris, you guys know

1:30:35

rap because you're a young man. I

1:30:37

know a little bit. My

1:30:40

rap name was

1:30:42

always mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise,

1:30:45

because I'm white, it's got man

1:30:47

in it, and I could spell

1:30:49

it man-aise. His rhymes

1:30:51

are creamy. And

1:30:55

I could have like a French cousin, Dijanaise,

1:30:57

who did rap, or Dijon, A's, or whatever.

1:30:59

We could work it out. Listen,

1:31:01

there's tape of Snoop Dogg on

1:31:03

my main man, Mayonnaise. So

1:31:06

that worked. But when

1:31:08

I was hiking through the sea of leaf blowers the

1:31:10

other day, a car passed

1:31:13

me and I came up with, I

1:31:15

think, could be a better rap name.

1:31:17

You ready? Yeah. Speaking

1:31:19

of the old Mercedes. Malibu

1:31:22

G-Wagon. Malibu

1:31:24

G-Wagon. Okay. It just sounds

1:31:26

good. I like it. You know what I

1:31:28

mean? Maybe it could be Malibu G-Wagon featuring

1:31:31

mayonnaise. I like that. I don't know, but

1:31:33

Malibu G-Wagon, first off, rappers

1:31:35

love G-Wagons. They're the big boxy Mercedes,

1:31:37

$150,000 bullshit G. Would

1:31:42

that be on the side of the

1:31:44

Mercedes? Malibu G-Wagon next? You know, like

1:31:46

in big graffiti? Well the

1:31:48

name, I don't know

1:31:50

if I have to purchase a G-Wagon, but

1:31:53

I think Malibu G-Wagon could be

1:31:55

my new rap name. It's better, like,

1:31:57

you know, there's a rapper now

1:31:59

named... Young Thug and he's in trial. He's

1:32:01

in the form of a gang and racketeering.

1:32:03

It's like your name's not helping you man.

1:32:05

Yeah, Young Thug Yeah, where's Malibu G wagon

1:32:07

if I get to scrape the laws? Okay,

1:32:09

man. I live in Malibu. I can afford

1:32:11

a G wagon What are we talking about

1:32:13

here? Yeah, by the way, which was your

1:32:15

bat? Who would you battle? Who's your beef

1:32:17

rap battle? Who's man? Oh, yeah, who's this

1:32:20

whose diss tracks? You

1:32:23

know like Kendrick and Drake what's your

1:32:25

Malibu G wagon there could be like

1:32:27

a Chevy suburban Okay, something like that,

1:32:29

you know, we could have a we

1:32:31

could figure out other car. Okay, so

1:32:33

I kind of rap battles with I

1:32:35

like escalate. Yeah, escalate could be good.

1:32:37

I like that. Mm-hmm Detroit escalate could

1:32:40

battle it out with Malibu G

1:32:42

wagon little escalate little escalate Yeah,

1:32:48

we just picked I like that pick

1:32:50

names for SUVs and we we

1:32:52

put little Little in

1:32:55

front of it. Oh, by the way that the

1:32:57

50 cent versus 50. It's knock all that

1:33:00

shit off You're not allowed to make up words and

1:33:02

then correct me when I don't say you're made up

1:33:04

word. It's not 50 cents It's

1:33:08

not little it's little no, no, no, there's

1:33:10

a little richer. That's what we grew up

1:33:12

with your little Wayne Yeah, little Wayne or

1:33:14

anything. It's just you can't make up words

1:33:17

and then correct people. That's all you can

1:33:19

make up words But when I

1:33:21

get them, right Yeah, leave me alone. Did

1:33:23

you ever thought about having a

1:33:25

name for like stand up like, you know,

1:33:27

like an artist name You know, yeah, something

1:33:29

about Malibu G wagon. Okay, pretty much Well

1:33:34

Encompassing and also I have

1:33:37

to figure out how to spell Malibu G

1:33:39

wagon like how would I how would I

1:33:41

man? Melba, Melba,

1:33:43

Melba, Melba, Melba, Melba, Melba. Yeah,

1:33:45

I'll work it out. But I

1:33:47

think Malibu G wagon

1:33:49

is now some I like I see

1:33:52

the music video and as you're driving

1:33:54

the PCH It's just slowly just bouncing

1:33:56

up and down my G wagon wagon

1:33:58

like that. Mm-hmm. They're long limes and

1:34:00

lemons and everywhere. Something

1:34:02

that rhymes with no-boo. Let's

1:34:06

do a whole riff, a whole Malibu riff.

1:34:09

And we could do, because all those guys, Kanye and

1:34:11

all those guys are out there. The

1:34:14

Kardashians, a lot of cameos. You could

1:34:16

invite Jamie Kennedy with his Malibu. Oh,

1:34:18

his most one-eyed Malibu. Yeah, I don't

1:34:20

think he lives in Malibu. Okay,

1:34:23

okay, sorry. All right,

1:34:25

what's going on in the story department?

1:34:27

Okay, so remember how a few weeks

1:34:29

ago, I was telling you that Kobayashi

1:34:31

has retired from the

1:34:34

eating competitions? Because if you want to focus more on

1:34:36

health, he's worried about what it was doing to his

1:34:38

body. And maybe work on other

1:34:40

business ventures like a healthier

1:34:42

hot dog alternative. Well,

1:34:47

in that same front, Joey Chestnut

1:34:49

has also partnered up with

1:34:52

a healthier, in quotes, hot dog

1:34:54

alternative, Impossible Foods, the vegan hot

1:34:56

dogs. Do they know that most

1:34:58

people don't eat 57 hot dogs

1:35:01

at a time? Do they know we just have two? I

1:35:03

don't think they're aware of that. Let's see, I think, if

1:35:05

you're gonna eat 57 of these things, they

1:35:08

can't be bad for you. That would be

1:35:10

good for you. But someone should explain to

1:35:12

you, most Americans, typically at a

1:35:14

barbecue, I would have two hot dogs.

1:35:16

So then the health consequences weren't as

1:35:18

pronounced because there was just two. Well,

1:35:20

I don't know if this is a

1:35:22

health thing, right? But they

1:35:24

make vegan hot dogs, and this is a new

1:35:27

partnership with Joey Chestnut. But because he did this,

1:35:29

the MLE, the Major League Eating. There's

1:35:32

a Major League. Yeah, the MLE, who

1:35:34

throws on the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating

1:35:36

Contest, they have banned him from the

1:35:38

4th of July event this year. Really?

1:35:40

So he's a 16-time winner of Nathan's

1:35:42

Hot Dog Eating Contest. And

1:35:45

now he is banned. And

1:35:47

people are up in arms because he's partnered with

1:35:49

this vegan hot dog. But he's gotta, because he's

1:35:51

gotta eat the beef hot dogs? Well, also, maybe

1:35:53

it's because Nathan sponsors it. I don't know. Like,

1:35:56

it just, he wasn't allowed to. You know what?

1:35:58

It's not good for the sport. Like

1:44:00

I'm the first one I could just cut

1:44:02

the ribbon. Isn't the glory hole in the

1:44:04

partition a tell that that's been around for

1:44:07

a couple of years at least? Yeah, but at

1:44:09

least for my mind. I'm like, no, they add

1:44:12

the stress. Or at least in my mind somebody

1:44:14

cleaned this before. Like it's not, you know, like

1:44:16

the person clean it and I'm going in a

1:44:18

clean toilet, you know? Right. Yeah. That's my thing.

1:44:20

I don't like any novelty. I don't like padding.

1:44:23

I don't like wood grain. Sometimes

1:44:25

it'll be like decorative coins in some

1:44:27

sort of amber or something. They

1:44:30

will gussy up a toilet seat. Ah, don't, don't

1:44:32

need it. Just give me a plain plastic

1:44:34

one that I can just. Yeah. Mine's not plastic.

1:44:36

Mine's like stone or something. It's like heavier

1:44:38

and. What'd you pay for it? It's like $55.

1:44:43

Wow. Nice. Thanks for your

1:44:45

buck. Yeah, but again. I'm handing that

1:44:47

down to my children and their children. This is going to

1:44:49

be. But do you feel good when you do it, right?

1:44:51

Every time you sit down you feel good. See,

1:44:54

this is what I was thinking about when

1:44:56

I was thinking about replacing my toilet seat

1:44:58

today. I was like. You're

1:45:00

not going to fix it? Put

1:45:02

a little bandaid on it? It's got a crack

1:45:04

in it. It's probably, the

1:45:07

place is from 91. It was probably put

1:45:09

in there in 91. Oh yeah, nice time to go.

1:45:12

It's seen a lot of ass, doesn't it? It's

1:45:14

rocked them all. But it's seen a lot of

1:45:16

ass. Mine has like that

1:45:18

pneumatic thing where you can just

1:45:21

let it go. I'm going with you. And it'll slowly flush out.

1:45:23

I'm going with you because I was sitting around and I was

1:45:25

thinking, all right, I gotta buy a new toilet seat. And

1:45:27

then I realized with my wiring, someone

1:45:30

would go, there's a really nice one for 60 bucks. I'd

1:45:32

go, whoa, slow your roll. I'd say $22. But

1:45:36

if you spent $5,000 on your toilet seat, you

1:45:40

would still get the most use. You'd still

1:45:42

be worth it, big picture. Yeah. So

1:45:44

I think the idea is go for the more expensive

1:45:46

one that you can afford. I am. Because

1:45:49

why not, you're going to use it all the time.

1:45:51

You want to feel comfortable. Plus also,

1:45:53

isn't it a thing that you're not supposed to stay

1:45:55

that long sitting? By the way, do you have that

1:45:57

porta thing, the thing that you put your feet up?

1:50:00

bigger problem in acting, which

1:50:02

I will explain right now. Nobody

1:50:06

needs anybody in

1:50:08

the acting department. Everyone's expendable.

1:50:11

And when you have a tangible

1:50:14

trade, like you're really good at

1:50:16

something, I always say fabricator. If

1:50:18

you're a metal fabricator and you

1:50:20

know what you're doing and you

1:50:23

can put metal together and shape

1:50:25

it seamlessly, you'll

1:50:27

always have work. And it doesn't fucking

1:50:29

matter what your politics are. It doesn't matter if you're

1:50:31

pedophile or what you got accused or me to, or

1:50:33

if you voted for Trump. Like it doesn't matter. We

1:50:36

need you. Like in

1:50:38

the skilled department, like the

1:50:41

real, you got a skilled

1:50:43

department, you'll always work and no

1:50:45

one will ask questions. And by the way, I

1:50:47

used to work construction with guys. It was like

1:50:49

a little bird, you know, fucking tried to kill

1:50:51

his wife and then he beat the shit out

1:50:53

of his kids. And then anyway, it's a good

1:50:55

framer. So we need him. We need

1:50:57

him on this job. Like that's what

1:50:59

it is. Acting, everyone

1:51:02

is replaceable. There's always the next

1:51:04

guy and nobody needs you. And

1:51:06

so that's the bad

1:51:08

part for Spacey. And then

1:51:10

the bad part for us

1:51:12

is all the blowhard comedians

1:51:15

and all the blowhard actors and all the

1:51:17

blowhard Hollywood types who are like, remember

1:51:20

two years ago at the Oscars, they

1:51:22

all got their Ukraine pins on and

1:51:24

they're explaining how Ukrainian politics worked to

1:51:26

everybody and they're standing with Ukraine. And

1:51:28

then 10 minutes before that, they're standing

1:51:31

with Fauci and then 10 minutes before

1:51:33

that, they're standing with Black Lives Matter.

1:51:35

We have to hear these insufferable blowhards

1:51:37

because they're always auditioning. It's not just

1:51:39

auditioning when you go into audition. You're

1:51:41

auditioning all day, every fucking day. So

1:51:43

you don't get thrown out of this

1:51:45

club because it's a club where we've

1:51:49

unequivocally decided we do not need you. You

1:51:52

know, like Harvey Weinstein, you're the toast

1:51:54

of the town, no more powerful. You're

1:51:56

out. You're a claimed

1:51:58

actor, Kevin's right. You're out. Like

1:54:00

he can't like go become an overdrive right? I

1:54:02

mean no he can but it's

1:54:05

a ego of like Yeah,

1:54:07

you can his face. Yeah, you know we

1:54:09

also There's a little

1:54:11

discrimination because he was accused of doing it to

1:54:13

dudes and we still think that's a little yucky

1:54:15

Ah, so he got a little

1:54:18

extra on there. Look dude.

1:54:20

Come on, right, right? We'll

1:54:23

see what we'll see it happens, but very emotional interview first

1:54:26

first TV appearance in years Alright

1:54:29

in Oregon. Oh, there's

1:54:31

an Oregon arena that had a rodeo. Oh

1:54:34

and During it

1:54:36

a bull hopped a fence

1:54:39

and ran through a concession area into a

1:54:41

parking lot Injuring at least three people

1:54:44

before the wringlers caught up with it This

1:54:46

is at the we just played here.

1:54:48

We're gonna do some god bless now They really wrangle

1:54:50

er so they just read in the back of their

1:54:52

genes Everyone's

1:54:55

a wrangler here. So there

1:54:57

you see the bull's side like they're

1:54:59

so athletic man and then oh Yeah,

1:55:04

hops the fence and then just our

1:55:06

trashcan and now ragdoll's some woman or

1:55:08

so. Yeah. Yeah Wow, I feel like

1:55:10

everybody okay, like they're all tricked to

1:55:13

recover in the hospital Wow. Oh man

1:55:15

Oh, yeah, this was just going nuts

1:55:19

Yeah, I like guys to just yell what the fuck

1:55:23

I love women who just yell what's going

1:55:25

on. Look, it's pretty clear. First off We're

1:55:28

not at a day spot. We're at a rodeo.

1:55:30

So there's there's context here See

1:55:34

those bulls. Yeah, one of them got

1:55:37

to the other side of a small fence Yeah,

1:55:39

that was a very you don't need to yell

1:55:41

what the fuck. We're not in a AIDS hospice.

1:55:43

We're not at a smoke shop You know what?

1:55:45

I mean? We're we're in a rodeo woman No,

1:55:48

this is very as a matter of

1:55:50

fact because the sisters rodeo association we

1:55:52

threw the event They issued a statement

1:55:54

saying that three people were injured quote

1:55:56

as a direct result of the bull.

1:55:59

Yeah