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the trials and the tribulations of

3:06

life on the road for a

3:08

comedian. And I'll

3:10

get into it because I got a

3:12

good Mike August story. Nothing

3:15

better than a Mike on the road. You

3:17

know what I mean? I've seen it first

3:19

hand and I love hearing about it too.

3:21

That's where you see the real, you know,

3:23

they say, you know, when people

3:26

get drunk, it's just kind of a truth serum

3:28

or whatever. That's what they're really thinking. I

3:30

argue you can really tell where people

3:33

are at not from drinking. It's when

3:35

they're sleeping. All

3:37

the mean people sleep mean, you know,

3:39

and at some point like you get

3:41

up to brush your teeth or something.

3:43

What are you doing? Okay. Your resting

3:45

state is mean. That's how it works.

3:48

Okay. But I think

3:50

you really stay Resting stay

3:52

with him in a hotel. No, Mike.

3:54

No, I'm talking about every woman I've

3:56

ever been with screaming at me because

3:58

I could get up and go to

4:00

work somewhere in it to see. Er.

4:02

Bare soil Bioware Composure Mike I think

4:04

you get a real measure of a

4:06

man on the road. like because you

4:08

go through the security and the airport,

4:10

in the rental cars in the venues

4:12

in there. and this movie. it's everything

4:15

to what he wanted He to. What

4:17

time do we gotta be the airport

4:19

produce. You did? You get to

4:21

learn about a person? And

4:23

Dobbs so were has this.

4:25

I did two shows a

4:28

similar club and Vegas on

4:30

a Thursday night and then

4:32

we had and eight thirty

4:34

am flight from Vegas. To.

4:37

Washington, D C to Dulles.

4:40

Okay, And. Mike

4:42

and I decided that we

4:44

were gonna get to the

4:46

airport fifteen or twenty minutes

4:48

before we needed to because I

4:51

have the Centurion card, the Black

4:53

card, the American Express card, and

4:55

they have a world class century

4:58

and allowance. Said terminal number from

5:00

there are that. I have

5:02

a black heart. I have a

5:05

get that wouldn't have to do to get

5:07

that. I'm. Jimmy Kimmel. Every

5:09

one of my stories when

5:11

someone goes, where'd you get

5:13

that I go see Jimmy

5:15

sales assistant that were to

5:18

get those twins. Jimmy's him

5:20

off and were to get

5:22

that scar. Jimmy Kimmel are

5:24

Jimmy's dad I think worked

5:26

for American Express and I'm

5:28

talk in Nineteen Ninety Eight,

5:30

Nineteen Ninety Seven or something

5:32

like that's and and he

5:34

was able to wrangle us.

5:38

Think I have to talk to

5:40

him about it. These black cards

5:42

now they claim. Bill.

5:44

Open every door they were. They will

5:47

not the are you don't But there

5:49

is a century and lounge and it

5:51

it will get you into no other

5:53

lands. Read: The Centurion Lounge is the

5:56

lounge with the name of the card

5:58

on it rights and so how it

6:00

works is very often times a line

6:02

going into the lounge of people waiting

6:05

to get into the lounge and sometimes

6:07

it's twenty people long. Sometimes it's three

6:09

people long. There's usually Alliance outside of

6:11

the lounge in the airport. And

6:14

so the first time I showed up, I

6:16

just got the back of a line. And

6:19

for some reason, some woman.

6:22

Who. I love walk the line. It

6:24

was like anyone got the black

6:26

garden. And all the poor

6:28

people hunger hats right and not the A

6:30

smith's I went. I got a black cars

6:32

and she's like oh you don't York and

6:35

Whiteness line this is this line is like

6:37

look the cook that the capacity of the

6:39

lounge is a hundred people's and if there's

6:41

ten year that want to get a and

6:43

we got we graduate for ten to leap.

6:45

But if you have the black card you

6:47

go right in and they give you your

6:50

own room. He. Like the hot chick at

6:52

the club designed a velvet rope and click good

6:54

for yes I'm on through the hot chick in

6:56

the clubs. But the. People in

6:58

line I'm sure we're looking at you

7:01

who's the out the black card So

7:03

who do like do like the attention

7:05

of hey there goes that funny comedian

7:07

or there goes that rich guy would

7:09

now the now nobody wants I went

7:11

nothing of like to discuss my impulses

7:13

of weight in the back line. I

7:16

don't like it like I couldn't do

7:18

the fucking worst thing about going to

7:20

Disneyland where you pay v guide you

7:22

know six hundred bucks an hour That

7:24

the worst part about that for me

7:26

and my family was not. The six

7:28

hundred dollars an hour it was walking in

7:31

front of. Ever want to go inside out

7:33

of what's this guy's get known that toboggan

7:35

next forgiven wait in line for two hours

7:37

to get on. You know captain? he owes

7:40

Wild rice but a dive dive paid us

7:42

for gray and for the day is go

7:44

walk right in front of. The

7:47

for that but not as bad as

7:49

being in line isn't feel as bad.

7:51

I don't like it it all eyes

7:53

of the first thing out of my

7:55

mouth when they sign when we signed

7:57

up for this fucking Disney ambassador saying.

8:00

They were. You go in front of everyone

8:02

I say Jimmy Kimmel give you the whole

8:04

Jimmy got me back to. The

8:07

first my mouth was i don't like the i

8:09

don't want to do other walk right in front

8:11

of our walk past ever want to just thought

8:13

right in front of i'm says i'm rich and

8:16

they go their bills but a ago somebody told

8:18

me by the way people just lie to me

8:20

now because they want me to stop doing whatever

8:22

is on doing ago now they've as a separate

8:24

door. And I

8:26

go. Oh okay. To.

8:29

The early shows that there is no separate

8:31

know they wouldn't lie to me so I

8:33

shut up so they can do what they

8:35

wanna do is so then a whole day

8:37

of walking in front of everybody. I

8:40

didn't like it but the Centurion Lounge. I

8:42

waited and lot I stood in line and

8:44

I was alerted. no, no, you don't need

8:46

to wait. Miss my noom, Go in and

8:48

by the way, you're not really taken. Thoughts.

8:51

Cause. They're in Gen Pop and you've got

8:53

your own room, what your own space and

8:55

there's nobody in their so I went okay

8:57

and in the next time I when I

8:59

was like oh I got the black card

9:01

now they're like yeah you go right through

9:03

the front of the black arts as like

9:06

are it feels a little weird from pass

9:08

and everyone in line but but everyone in

9:10

line gets it may something they've been there

9:12

are enough that they get the black cards

9:14

versus the little man with the green part

9:16

you know So. I've.

9:19

Walked softer about doing it five

9:21

times. I didn't break stride this

9:23

time this Friday morning. To you

9:25

know, seven seven kind to shows.

9:27

Got back to the hotel at

9:29

twelve thirty at night, guys picking

9:31

us up at seven am so

9:34

but we carved in x or

9:36

twenty ministers might. What?

9:38

Might to do to a buffet in

9:40

in seventeen minutes, total devastation the school

9:43

yard at all. That much since away,

9:45

a seven hundred dollars worth of food

9:47

and like forty minutes. If you plan

9:50

and lives in bike knows it's It's

9:52

like saying how long would it take

9:54

that alligator the eat that infant. By.

9:57

I don't No time. Zero times.

10:00

Second, like that's how long it takes. Mike

10:02

sounds like Mike We get in here. You.

10:05

Need enough time to two passes at that

10:07

buffet and you're going to do some serious

10:09

damage. We don't need to be here for

10:11

an hour and get saddled with I need

10:13

thirteen minutes. Michael make short work of that

10:15

buffet self were walk and it's like in

10:17

a we've been up all night. Now it's

10:19

seven twenty two in the morning. we can

10:22

figure it out. The. Gates pretty far

10:24

away from where we are. So what?

10:26

We give us about eighty minutes in

10:28

this place. And. I

10:30

just walk like with purpose. I end

10:32

up going right through someone who was

10:34

waiting in line. There's a gap, United

10:36

is walked difference and I hear it.

10:38

I hear a Geico ah excuse me

10:40

and I was like act added of

10:42

his. I don't know whether whether was

10:44

when I go the front and a

10:46

course there's the little one woman who's

10:48

a miniature person who doesn't speak good

10:50

English. users behind the counter you know

10:52

and I go. a black guards is

10:54

at all black.okay an Id and I

10:56

hear that guys are just cut in

10:58

front of everybody. Thought that. He stanley

11:00

about eight feet away, him in line

11:02

and I'm like scientists I got to

11:04

black card or on the clock. Here's

11:07

id out and she's like also you

11:09

in. They. Escorts You win.

11:11

right? But it i escort me

11:13

and then there's nobody is the front. Ah

11:15

so I got no no no don't don't

11:17

ask or I know where I'm going and

11:19

will have and I hear the guy the

11:22

guy yells ass holes all at us as

11:24

well as answer for was no as by

11:26

the way he snacks guys coming into the

11:28

club so I gotta go to the fuck

11:30

it buffet and look up and I'm like

11:32

look at over my shoulder like where is

11:34

this That's Michael throw down to Mike Mike

11:36

wanted to throw desks that like on the

11:38

default thick ice as like my food without

11:40

food Members fuck. An eye on the prize.

11:43

We get food here answer week where you

11:45

going for? got it and he could do

11:47

for whites. Ah and I don't know who

11:49

that guy is does he think I caught

11:52

in front of all of them? And by

11:54

the way to the miniature woman behind the

11:56

fuck in town or see. Showed something that

11:58

said he's got a black tie. He's all

12:00

I know. I see the Sat there

12:02

motive for granted. While this guy was

12:04

yellow lab mates and no one else in

12:06

line said shift to this guy either, so

12:09

did he not know the protocol? What?

12:11

Was this thing with what it might and I

12:14

were trying to figure out what he knew he

12:16

didn't know the protocol any at a stick up

12:18

as? My To: Who does

12:20

that? Who cares? Well.

12:22

There's a reason there's a reason that

12:24

they're allowing somebody from the south and

12:26

understands that he could have won the

12:29

could have been the know but costs.

12:31

By. Once the staff.

12:34

But. Honor of he knew she was paying

12:37

attention. Maybe she just thought I was next.

12:39

Anyway she made no attempt to mend any

12:41

a success at all. She does look been

12:43

locked and I was kind of looking at

12:45

the guy going on. At

12:48

a couldn't I didn't know at first if

12:50

he was angry because I slid by him

12:52

or because as cutting in line I didn't

12:54

I didn't know at our as fuck it

12:56

So on and on line South Africans had

12:58

a thing as a added during three my

13:01

most assists to take the as the off.

13:04

The I get older, it's clean the

13:06

slate. They're either thing about air airport

13:08

ones who think I'm crazy. what's your

13:10

edwin When one person moves, everyone picks

13:12

up their bags and move eight inches

13:15

or of I will just stand there.

13:17

Pearl tilt there's a big gap is

13:19

a point picking up and moving airport

13:21

and. Yeah you get

13:23

the front on the same time but everyone

13:26

behind me thinks is the most insane. My

13:29

That said, that's the thing this sub

13:31

was. Line is the same. It's like

13:33

a one through thirty eight, Thirty through

13:36

seventy five and then be And it's

13:38

like or it on be thirty one.

13:40

Why my standing in line, I'll just

13:42

walk all walked up and go. What

13:45

would you rather go ago on? Be

13:47

below on be thirty three and argo

13:49

I got thirty one and I'll just

13:51

walk have another of. What else was even

13:53

if you're checking a bag and you're going through that

13:56

snake with the ropes, yeah, could lead a big gap

13:58

in front of you knows. pick up the. Every

14:00

once in a lot of people think the

14:02

your these people think that you're making them

14:04

away and I can explain to them they're

14:06

gonna get at the front the same time

14:08

we don't the pick our bags of every

14:10

eight seconds we can city stand here see

14:12

a for like a good that it. Might

14:15

have had enough. I am fly way if I

14:17

fly first class I just wait for I want

14:19

to get on the plane and then I get

14:21

on the plane. I don't even know why you

14:23

want to get there first but anyway there I

14:26

the journey continues. the journey to using do that

14:28

with the first class thing with that but then

14:30

sometimes it's oh backed up. now you're in the

14:32

back. Of the huge line to

14:34

get to the plane and you can't blame their

14:36

answers or a larger job later seat at anyway

14:39

or it but I journey continues car journey continues

14:41

or my god in his is a pain I

14:43

haven't got their mike I haven't even got to

14:45

my yes hodes use of i have to question

14:47

or the about the block her I can wait

14:50

as the more we can deal with them now

14:52

it's up to you says I haven't asked. Act

14:54

of show tier but it's got some coke on

14:56

inside. Get away with the. Number

15:00

One: What Is The. Money

15:03

Limits. What? Other what,

15:05

how much can you plunk by with that?

15:07

I could buy and sell you today. Com.

15:10

To that know you could be a sex

15:13

Now I read the bodies are bad at

15:15

says it works are certain lower level comedians.

15:18

Obviously not a relic med neither.

15:20

Have I got this this? I

15:22

think? I don't know either. There's

15:24

no way it's limitless. The I

15:26

think I think you could go

15:29

in. And. Buy a Rolls Royce

15:31

with it occupied stand with it. I

15:33

was he can't buy a yacht. I

15:35

move them out by us. thirty million

15:37

dollars and I'll tell you that they

15:39

don't say the Zola the that sounds

15:41

like there's a limit that yeah I'd

15:43

it's limits I I agree. I don't

15:45

think you could buy pesos. his yacht.

15:47

With. Him which you could probably

15:50

go in and buy like a

15:52

Jaguar or something like that. eighty

15:54

nine thousand dollar car I I

15:56

say. When his

15:58

human being a core India alone. Eleven

16:00

a lower tier level whom here say

16:02

I think they should clear comedians i

16:04

was on that sea ice and gentlemen

16:06

who else was on the list but

16:08

on the you'd recognize the names you

16:10

know. Oh that's so that

16:12

sad cel euro zone on my recommends.

16:15

The. Aka happy without not that other models

16:17

here of Iraq and as light as

16:20

a plot on Go Out Here Why

16:22

you making it insulting? As you said

16:24

lower tier lower but not bottoms of

16:26

a sudden or lower tier coming out.

16:28

it's not like they are from the

16:30

bottom, you can't. Buy. Seinfeld

16:33

or Leno. Was. When

16:35

I'm sad says lower here. comedians.

16:38

It's one of my next question and I

16:40

bought the only guy. Either of you know

16:42

that you got him apart. Everybody wants to.

16:44

Hours ago, earth's been a few years. Yes,

16:47

Those. Bespoke gain, value, pose for that

16:49

matter how much I didn't buy to

16:51

make money. But.

16:53

Zero. guess if you wanted those guideline

16:55

like his comedy that's why are you buy

16:58

what you like anonymous do with cause

17:00

you don't do it to make money bass

17:02

the i'm sorry. So the second question

17:04

is I heard that I just don't

17:06

have it's true or not it's was the

17:08

black heart of sake thing and then

17:10

Seinfeld got the first one could be called

17:13

the guy and the guy was like

17:15

that's I see that idea. On. Getting

17:17

of the first one. I

17:19

don't know, but Seinfeld bought me three

17:21

years ago. On. That ride

17:23

the out. So he

17:25

could. Maybe he says first car I

17:28

may have number one on the license

17:30

blinded here. Tell that the or as

17:32

if if it is true science I'll

17:34

definitely thinks it's true. Yeah well the

17:36

guy waiting in line and Vegas with

17:38

the green. American Express card

17:40

does not recognize my black privilege.

17:43

That. Is Paul Black Privilege com.

17:46

Business know if you lose your actually up

17:48

the turning your black cards that the I

17:50

system right now I don't know how you

17:53

want to work shipping out our bar where

17:55

college shipping be. Obviously you gotta get on

17:57

a plane size some out here for by.

18:00

I. Gotta get Obama some. Gonna bomb now I think

18:02

I think you just go coverage. I'm not that

18:04

weird about it. And Fi Alina

18:06

is bob a little bubble wrap

18:08

Adam was he getting down to

18:10

see you wanna be your business

18:12

did say about all. Rob myself

18:14

up a little better little bubble

18:16

wrap seen car which was five

18:19

so the journey continues which is

18:21

now. We're. Leaving Vegas.

18:23

Where find at Dulles which

18:26

is D C and I'm

18:28

doing shows And to mony

18:30

I'm Marilyn. A half

18:32

hour. Outside of Baltimore,

18:35

A month. Boobies. Oh

18:38

cause. Of a

18:40

club, there is some don't these.

18:42

I'm going with good bees and.

18:45

We. Get the com might doesn't get we

18:48

land it for in the afternoon. Viscose

18:51

time. And. Might.

18:54

Goes and gets their rental

18:56

car and I go. I.

19:00

Check it's gonna take us to and a

19:02

half hours. Two. Hours and forty

19:04

minutes to get there because we land

19:06

on Friday at four in the afternoon

19:08

and just sitting in traffic all the

19:10

way out there. Now my tin or

19:13

he says an hour and thirty five

19:15

minutes but it with they didn't check

19:17

when we landed what time we land

19:19

they'd just as an hour and thirty

19:21

five but it's two hours and thirty

19:23

five minutes and already scarce. Then I

19:26

say a minute now sick ah what

19:28

time does the first show start? As

19:30

we get into the rental car. And

19:33

blow past the first exit. we're supposed

19:35

to turn all fonts I'm looking at

19:37

ways and on like. An

19:39

immigrant get to the hotel until

19:42

like right around seven. what times

19:44

the first show start and he

19:46

says seven thirty. My.

19:48

Son. Was going

19:51

to be tight but I think

19:53

we can make it and then

19:55

his name and I say then

19:57

I then I think I go

19:59

boom seven. Dirty and he goes

20:01

yeah and I go, You know, I.

20:04

Have a feeling that I went to the

20:06

website maybe a few weeks ago. And.

20:08

I think it said seven. What?

20:11

By the way When Adam Corolla says

20:13

that that everyone's officer, stop What are

20:15

telling, Stop what you're doing and reconsider.

20:17

What do you have to have? Everybody

20:19

has. No one ever takes me up

20:21

on it. but now that's your chance.

20:23

When I got a feeling about stop

20:25

in a sense the in our name

20:27

on the like the indians who puts

20:29

his head down to the ground and

20:31

comes up and goes I got a

20:33

bad feeling that that's a middle of

20:35

active right size and stop the wagon

20:37

train. So my toes but seven thirty.

20:40

And I go. Have you

20:42

know it's seven thirty makes and

20:45

he goes. That's what the itinerary

20:47

says. And

20:49

I say well I cherish as go take us in

20:51

our and thirty five minutes to get to to monier

20:53

months that two and a half hours gets into moaning

20:55

as it's on the itinerant. Ago.

20:59

Moon. I'm gonna check

21:01

on been assessed by Tipperary.

21:04

Is. Made up of stuff that we

21:06

put on. that's. Right that

21:09

that's the flaw in his logic.

21:11

So I go. I go

21:13

right now. He shows me the

21:15

itinerary. And I go. Not. Enough

21:18

for me. We fucked up way too

21:20

often. So I go online and I

21:22

go to my boobies and it says.

21:25

Show times: seven

21:27

Pm. And Nine Thirty

21:30

Pm Homework. Tell

21:33

Until Five minutes. The Seven is

21:36

psycho The makes that to eat

21:38

My six months ago Mike with

21:40

Derbys website says Showtime seven. And.

21:43

Nine thirty and he goes. Those are

21:45

doors. That's. Doors open. Assessment.

21:49

Ago my his he I will have

21:51

it was wise michael married to this

21:53

because my said something eleven minutes ago

21:55

and he stick and went yeah he's

21:58

good weather office and i said. I

22:02

should you know Mike The website says

22:04

seven. Seven. O'clock show

22:06

nine thirty so I doesn't say

22:08

anything about door to says showtime

22:10

said he goes I go. Why

22:12

are you still married To. Seven.

22:15

Thirty Two guests I I just look at

22:17

the itinerary. I checked the itinerary. I go.

22:21

Who. Makes the itinerary. Does Emmy? Tammy?

22:23

Does I go? Are you not willing

22:25

to entertain the notion that Amy may

22:27

have made a mistake on this itinerary

22:30

and he used as our whatever you

22:32

want your ourselves? So many goes, I

22:34

got a call The Club I go.

22:37

I don't have to call the club

22:39

looking at their website now just because

22:41

it's funny. The. Reason. The.

22:44

Itinerary says seven thirty instead of

22:46

seven is that we checked our website

22:48

instead of a club website to find

22:51

on the show starts and we had

22:53

it wrong on our website where that's

22:55

where we got the seven thirty. But

22:58

ah, Double. Now we roll

23:00

the inner We rolled into the hotel.

23:03

At. Like six forty eight or something

23:05

like that and as like i gotta

23:07

run up to the room and just

23:09

change and which com and right damp

23:11

right down it's Max I saw call

23:13

the her a, call the club and

23:15

see what successor best start at seven

23:17

like we're we're we're going in and

23:19

then my because he's a genius he

23:21

goes up at some point to come

23:24

down it. And. He goes.

23:26

i call the club it starts

23:28

at seven ago. yeah and sexy.

23:31

Another to a theater versus discouraging

23:33

Mike. He didn't say

23:35

sorry I do apologize. Nobody ever does

23:37

that because if they did that they

23:39

might not do it the next time

23:41

you know to mean you can't hope

23:43

you will need to learn that element

23:45

in there is an honor those don't

23:47

say the wrong anymore that that's there's

23:49

no value you get nothing out of

23:51

the hair was wrong before you know

23:53

credited it is so to to stop

23:55

doing it fairly stop if it's a

23:57

weird as it's are gone the way

23:59

the. No no no no, don't

24:01

do it and they certainly don't go.

24:04

Next time I'll reexamined what you said

24:06

are for them to do it and

24:08

move and movement on sir as know

24:11

you're not gonna learn a struggle were

24:13

just move and on so laws. But.

24:16

You made it to the show. I made it.

24:18

And are rock that plas? Add that you're

24:21

more of the story and wonder we could

24:23

put on itineraries now that we know that

24:25

august who believe whatever is on them. Right

24:29

put. Adam is always right.

24:31

task. Is it enough? Her

24:33

Now. Listen. To. Be

24:35

fair to everyone. The. Shows.

24:39

Off. And time start at seven thirty.

24:41

Often. Times but not all the

24:43

time and I just. For

24:45

happenstance, want to their website like a week

24:48

ago which I don't normally do and if

24:50

I didn't we'd be completely fuck now. I

24:52

don't know how. On to our website at

24:54

seven thirty and I don't know why we

24:57

checked our website and that I'm Mcgrew be

24:59

now I but here we are. Yeah, I

25:01

mean there is. There has been times I

25:04

seen this happen where the club gets it

25:06

wrong and they change it without telling us.

25:09

That. Was Mike's other theory. The off as

25:11

other theory is that at once a seven

25:13

thirty with the club and they changed it

25:15

to seven and I'm like. In

25:19

a world where we get shit wrong

25:21

all the time unlike the my have

25:23

you been here entertain the knows it

25:25

us getting chevron we do and every

25:27

single when you know around the itinerary

25:29

know it's a now because we got

25:31

a wrong on our website. But.

25:33

Anyway so stressful getting to his show.

25:35

I my small stressful on not gonna

25:38

make a show. I got off the

25:40

plane I went to galaxy idiot a

25:42

bus you know and take the bus

25:44

out you know out somewhere and ah

25:47

to with the airports hit my car

25:49

so I get the boss I'm taking

25:51

the bus, I'm sitting wave my car

25:53

and my guess is really cold and

25:56

Florida here. Our a

25:58

not and floor. Was in

26:00

Chicago. Wow and. Iran

26:03

and I am in a panic. I find

26:05

the specs if you missed a gig and

26:07

I I didn't have much money like you

26:10

lost all that money and the are flying

26:12

all that. The stakes are high but anyway

26:14

I ran back I got the bus. I

26:16

actually had your through security going but it's

26:18

so stressful. Yeah.

26:22

We also I realized to.

26:26

His arms retelling Mike stories. Might.

26:29

does everything with purpose. He

26:31

he steams a hat, Pp.

26:34

Plows forward. Yes he plows afford

26:36

emotional. It's like with start times

26:38

for shows. I was Mike slowdown

26:40

pump the brakes. I think we're

26:42

start Now is not some started

26:44

a moment. I don't act an

26:46

entire he physically moose. He moves

26:48

we like he leans forward and

26:50

in moves with her best and

26:52

he drives that way. So.

26:55

What I bet he makes love

26:57

that way for hims manslaughter and

27:00

own. After browse through. That

27:03

now that's a that's a

27:05

very good bets since T

27:07

plows so hard that when

27:09

we landed. So we landed

27:11

in Vegas on a Thursday,

27:14

And we're like. We.

27:17

Landed at like. Four o'clock

27:19

or some. By the

27:22

way, we just we just got done

27:24

over here fucking up the time I

27:26

leave for Vegas or the time we

27:28

start the show like we just were

27:30

just coming off of a fuck up

27:32

so I don't know where Mike's like

27:34

are you can never happen or he

27:36

doesn't even say analysts He said we

27:38

land and Vegas rise and I go

27:41

Hey man, We're discussing

27:43

it on the flight over. The.

27:45

Shows don't start for like another

27:47

three or four hours. Three hours.

27:50

I. Said the hotels a piece of shit. Why?

27:53

Don't we go hang out in the

27:56

Centurion lounge? And. And

27:58

weekend we can sit there, they have

28:00

a beer and eat for free and

28:02

it's a nice versus hustle to the

28:05

hotel and do nothing and then go

28:07

to the get. Say. Goes yeah

28:09

aren't let's do that as even just flashed a

28:11

card and you get in have allowed. I.

28:14

Said okay but what we need but

28:16

we can't leave security when we land.

28:19

When. We land. We gotta figure a

28:21

way to get the tram to. Concourse

28:24

for. But we can't go back out

28:26

into Gen Pop because then we can

28:28

get back. It's Mike's walker with purpose.

28:31

You may know where this is car

28:33

max and shall get along with the

28:35

bags you know? And I'm like S

28:37

and on C and signs like baggage

28:40

claim as Brown Transportation might just as

28:42

charged. It's not like might the migrants

28:44

lot out spikes two guards right side

28:46

less slide toward our. Lives

28:49

on line of her life by the like.

28:51

My were in the gen pop that we

28:53

can get to. the century allows us on

28:55

the other side as security goes well we're

28:57

here now. What he wanted to know. Why

29:02

while we have to do was not believe

29:04

security we we we cleared it, we couldn't

29:06

just got out. We could have found the

29:09

tremor. as someone where the tram was a

29:11

we've we've done it. We've gone from Southwest's

29:13

to the Centurion lounge a dozen times. it's

29:15

have to figure it out but we we

29:17

we both. Blue right

29:20

through security and ended up.

29:22

And back in the best score might might

29:24

like. And for a new neither you need

29:26

to hit the brakes play I need to

29:28

remove ignore it sounds like Fourth, we couldn't

29:31

avoid leaving. The. Security area. We

29:33

couldn't avoid it. we just stormed

29:35

all the brown transportation's and guards

29:37

and everything. Blue right derived So

29:39

then my goes Then he apologized

29:41

that failed already. Wanna do? Were

29:43

here now where you want to

29:46

do As I said. I.

29:49

Said. Why? I guess we just

29:51

go the hotel niggers now we're don't back in.

29:54

And. Will get them back in

29:56

the because We got our tickets were

29:58

tomorrow. I

30:01

go. I don't. Oh. How would

30:03

that work? And. Sure

30:05

enough we just go back around to

30:08

the security line and the clear whatever

30:10

it is and I only want to

30:12

see my driver's license and might strivers

30:15

I didn't want them to. What the

30:17

I. Saw. It as a pet. But.

30:19

It wouldn't say like the flights tomorrow. he gets

30:21

of your day early. I have no fucking idea

30:23

but Mike's like here we go and I'm like

30:25

i don't think this is gonna work any room.

30:28

We blow right through, go right through

30:30

and go to security. We got a

30:33

centurion while now in hell to the

30:35

and and walked in with their villa

30:37

in of yoga purpose yeah the other

30:39

as now. so what might does is

30:42

my drives with intense purpose. Which.

30:44

I normally live as but and I

30:46

don't care about the danger part when

30:48

he drives like a crazy man and

30:50

on the best passenger in the world.

30:52

but. When we're leaving

30:54

the airport, you know, when you're

30:56

leaving an airport Dulles and D

30:58

Seats you spill out. There's like

31:01

fifteen different possibilities. Go straight, Go

31:03

right last. and I'm like looking

31:05

at the phone and I'm going

31:07

numb. I'm going

31:09

we gotta we gotta get to to mony

31:11

I'm and got tickets to and a half

31:14

hours and it's for san and the show

31:16

I think started savants we haven't figure that

31:18

out yet but. And

31:20

and might just. Blows. Right

31:22

past the. The. Ramp, you know and

31:25

then we go pass it. we gotta turn

31:27

around or whatever. So now we've added time

31:29

and mike turning around and I go while.

31:32

Ago. Might. I like the

31:34

way drive you drive hard Macau like that

31:36

but at the beginning. When. We

31:38

don't know where we're going. You have to

31:40

palace take it easy, can't charge for my

31:43

so much purpose. You can't drive so fast

31:45

that the beginning we got to figure out

31:47

where we where we are first and he

31:49

goes as thrive into the starting line. I

31:51

go I go we missed our array of

31:53

cause you're going so fast and he goes

31:56

that's because they some so fast. You

32:00

know the reason I'm. Going. Past us.

32:03

But that's. Okay saying it's ours

32:05

are be that is make if we

32:07

were walking. We.

32:09

Would mess with them. They're not coming at

32:12

us where we go with that that because

32:14

they want to com sat even they come

32:16

fazhi woods which they don't use you go

32:18

slower than they so that they had that

32:20

isn't that. Why does it have to make

32:22

the southern half the manga? That's right that's

32:24

the beauty of it. But then he apologized

32:26

sister as right now now when we went

32:28

right into showtime's that's bad for them. Once

32:30

I heard us I have a fan posted

32:32

on mind that he saw you guys. On.

32:35

The flight out to Vegas and he said. That.

32:38

You and micro sitting in Southwest Flight A believe and

32:40

a guy tried to sit in between you both and

32:42

you talk them out of it. Is.

32:44

That true. Or else

32:47

we're on our almost one hundred percent

32:49

full flight. And

32:52

were on a southwest wide and

32:54

I had the window and might

32:56

have the aisle and there's probably

32:58

only for open seats. The entire

33:00

plane all medals us and so.

33:03

My. Guarded see my mind's

33:05

and got up and stood

33:08

in the block dead and

33:10

pretended like he was doing

33:12

something with his phone. And

33:16

piled all his shit onto the open seats

33:18

and physically block that's that's the my guy

33:20

a lot of like Doric go to town

33:22

of by the I was going to all

33:25

his jersey was gonna sit in between us

33:27

is like no other not on block in

33:29

the shit. And he

33:31

added out there that running I blocked in

33:34

Seattle as that southwest I don't like you

33:36

and south was I always feel like a

33:38

wrap your airline doesn't take care of her

33:40

engines as much stolen I because there's no

33:43

one else with a black card on that

33:45

the on sell for I believe it takes

33:47

like art as the on this occasion. Though.

33:50

Is that weird thing about the black card? Is

33:53

the poorest of the poor? Think it's

33:55

below the gold card and the silver

33:57

card. They think it's at the bottom.

34:00

So when I go to when I

34:03

go to like the Burbank Home Depot

34:05

when I pull out the black card

34:07

and the Guatemalan mother three is looking

34:09

as he's like oh sorry sis out

34:11

of a perfect world makes in her

34:14

world it's lower than gold There. Are

34:16

Selmer I think I have never seen with Aren't.

34:19

We. Got an article. To. Get

34:21

To. That. Dawson has.

34:24

That. I didn't even know about the it's

34:26

for it's it up at on Seinfeld that's

34:28

an op ed on Seinfeld. But. It

34:30

may involve me and even

34:33

Bill Maher. Here though.

34:35

Great! The as a way for the hear about

34:37

has been you've been really making the rounds of

34:39

l to hell. Are you will

34:42

have tried to sell my books? Yeah no

34:44

I get it. I get it. You know

34:46

you should come on the this podcast dad

34:48

to sell your both male well I'm trying

34:50

to You know I have a hit the

34:52

big ones forest but I'll be by ah

34:54

been considered a big one the and own

34:56

see well I think I mean by viewers

34:58

beg. You. Know by how many

35:00

people watch? Yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about.

35:03

I'm not tell my the physically size of the

35:05

buildings are you are you just in the right

35:07

It was. Where is this. We.

35:09

Do a podcast and successful. Oh so

35:11

you're naive on C B. well it's

35:13

current size. slimmer. Adding to it, you

35:16

know I would show up like if

35:18

I do year show again I'll I'll

35:20

be on Tv. You know we're pretty

35:22

bugs up throughout the rest of the

35:24

year. But okay, what's this article? Okay,

35:26

maybe I'll I'll talk the off the

35:28

air, maybe up. Come on your shout.

35:30

Okay Senate Bill on the pie card.

35:33

That bill. I bet you've got a

35:35

black car. Idea.

35:37

Of course I do as

35:39

censoring content and it's that

35:41

kind of giving amounts anybody

35:43

Malveaux hours. Why have one

35:45

you know, right? right? right?

35:48

So. I'll. Probably trash. it would

35:50

erupted they are. You just get rid of

35:53

the ah okay Bill Heinz. Are you really?

35:55

get ready your Centurion car just because I

35:57

have one. Without are probably.

36:00

Use it as like a ghost or for

36:02

my coffee table Now. It

36:04

lasted star okay, sorry and and

36:06

want to ruin it for heads

36:09

anyway. Maybe I'll come on. When

36:11

people who have black carbs start

36:13

flying Southwest, you know there's a

36:16

problem out of god. It's Friday.

36:19

And know you heard the beginning part

36:21

of the show will go awry. Listen

36:23

to the whole phone. Okay well here's

36:25

the. Here's the are in love

36:27

and maybe we should start with the with the

36:29

articles talking about. So yeah I felt was on

36:32

a podcast with. Very wise

36:34

and is it's a great interview. Ah

36:36

but here's the club that everybody saw.

36:39

It was set the table. To.

36:41

Be discussing and dumb. The.

36:43

And it's about he's talking about voice

36:45

talking about on Frosted a great movie

36:48

featuring Kyle.again soon as an hour is

36:50

terrible and as ever and a certain

36:52

time back when it was like Walter

36:54

Cronkite on sale you know I called

36:57

done again either know he these cerebral

36:59

he's not valid that he has a

37:01

does a terrible embrace of may out

37:03

as and sell anything like my so

37:06

I like Kyle I think is funny

37:08

vinegar your was found to have a

37:10

lot of guess what's the point. But

37:12

on the other hand, I couldn't help but wonder

37:15

if part of it is neither your own nostalgia.

37:17

For. This time that feels like another

37:20

plan and or at least one. Other

37:22

words such as. But. This another

37:24

element their that I'd say is

37:26

the key element and that is

37:28

an agreed upon hierarchy in which

37:30

I think is. Absolutely vaporized

37:33

in in today's moment. And I

37:35

think that is why people lean

37:37

on the horn and drive in

37:39

the crazy way that they drive.

37:41

because we have no sense of

37:43

hierarchy and as humans, we don't

37:46

really feel comfortable like that. So

37:48

that is part of when I

37:50

think. Is. If you want to. October.

37:53

nostalgia. That's part of what makes

37:56

that moment. Attractive looking back.

37:58

And the other thing is. As.

38:01

Far as I'm a man, Can.

38:03

I need a real are Are you up? A the

38:05

I won't lie or had wanted to

38:08

be a didn't ask your pronouns of

38:10

I've always wanted to be a real

38:12

man I never made it. was surprised

38:14

I really thought when I was that

38:16

in that era again. It

38:18

was J F K. It was

38:20

Muhammad Ali. It was Sean Connery.

38:23

Howard. Cosell, you go down them. That's a

38:25

real man. I'm. Going of: I want to

38:27

be like that some day. Well.

38:30

No. I. Never really grew up.

38:32

it's that's. A mean. You.

38:34

Don't want to was a comedian because it's a

38:37

childish. A. Pursuit. But

38:39

damn. I

38:42

miss. A

38:44

dominant masculinity. Yeah. I

38:46

get the toxic Saxon. Book.

38:49

But still I like a real man. They

38:52

aren't. They are. Whoa. Were fucking ourselves as

38:54

a society because they got rid of this

38:56

with side. It's a bad idea. There's.

38:58

And then the hierarchies. A real

39:00

fucking problem that people don't even

39:03

recognize the difference between me and

39:05

my black card and new. and

39:07

you're stupid green card yet? Deuce

39:09

Bag, How dare you raise your

39:11

voice, debates, call hierarchy to talk

39:13

about immigrants. Are you. A

39:16

hard oh yeah flat far as I

39:18

either way it earlier highway. Well worth

39:20

a waterway, well worth of the hero

39:23

in your but green American Express card

39:25

in his Highness with a Black Arts

39:27

and Bill Maher. He's got one to

39:29

where we should go off and hit

39:31

that lounge together belts. Oh

39:34

yeah, that sounds like a good time

39:36

where we talk about me and you

39:38

have. I have so much in common

39:41

with the oh wow I know and

39:43

was ground for say So Angry about

39:45

in Car Now or Forever great comedic,

39:48

minor and contemporaries Bell of Porno We

39:50

the oil that needs changing or whatever

39:52

you do I can't wait with let's

39:55

Go Oh sound condescending. I'm going with

39:57

the now wondering I'm I'm trying to.

40:00

Compliment you and thanks how much I want

40:02

to hang out with. the it was at

40:04

an airport lounge. Or

40:07

see there you go again to

40:09

know it sounds to my ear

40:11

and I have a very wary

40:13

are here because I'm a great

40:15

comedian myself. In right right scene

40:17

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40:19

words I would say there you

40:21

go okay married you go are

40:23

misinterpreting do my when I laughed

40:25

when I said I was a

40:27

great comedian. Sale of the Libya

40:29

it's okay we'll let your varies

40:31

money. that's why I'm laughing because

40:34

you're so funny Counter or just

40:36

sex. A compliment. The. Have made

40:38

me giggle. And that's comedy. And

40:42

school staff had a D. Doesn't feel no

40:45

date unless it were. You go back in

40:47

a realist you know lumber say so you

40:49

problem? Okay you don't feel good. I'm in

40:51

charge of your feelings. That so you probably

40:54

know when you go back in Malaysia and

40:56

I began to those when you go back

40:58

and will listen to this and I know

41:00

you listen to my podcast Go mean yes

41:03

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41:05

see all the details on your shelf with

41:07

is like lifted ripe for my. Part

41:09

can ride. yes we are words

41:11

or so and then we'd we'd

41:14

steal your jokes. But

41:16

aside to secure areas the way or

41:18

another like the what you sound when

41:20

you listen to this again. That's.

41:22

All my oh you know when you point a

41:24

finger, four or five reporting back at the oh

41:27

okay. Let's just

41:29

let's get to the out. Okay okay

41:31

thanks to Balls you and Nine this

41:33

I can't We haven't talked about me

41:35

as I don't even know where and

41:37

how does how my this article vs.

41:40

On. Op Ed up as an

41:42

opinion as as a Seinfeld isn't

41:44

alone in pining for dominant masculinity.

41:46

ah. Written. By Nicole Hammer,

41:48

who is a professor of History

41:51

at Vanderbilt Raw Cnn. When.

41:53

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld as in a nostalgic

41:56

mood. He apparently laments the loss of

41:58

two things that once. Rained in

42:00

the United States and agreed upon

42:02

hierarchies and dominant masculinity. He revealed

42:05

those longings in a recent interview

42:07

with very wise editor of The

42:09

Free Press as they talked about

42:11

the early Nineteen sixties. The to

42:14

Yada Yada had passed the issues

42:16

of black civil rights and toxic

42:18

masculinity as Seinfeld zeroed in on

42:20

dominant men and hierarchy as quote

42:22

part of what makes that moment

42:25

attractive. Such an obsolete

42:27

vision of the past may not be

42:29

intentionally, may not intentionally be expressive of

42:31

the revanchist politics of the current moment

42:33

I had looked at word up though

42:35

it means I'm. Or the

42:37

policy of seeking to retaliate. Know when

42:40

women are denied medical care, professors are

42:42

fired for teaching black history and supreme

42:44

court justices are openly questioned they were

42:46

all nighters. women are being denied medical

42:49

care and and teachers are being fired

42:51

for teaching about slave ships and stuff

42:53

like that. Amazon That gonna? Thats right.

42:55

The set. What's going on? Yes. And

42:58

you know, if I did, I did.

43:00

You have a lawsuit if you're a

43:02

professor. Never fired. Because you're

43:04

teaching about their the slave trade but

43:07

aka. And Supreme court justices

43:09

are open and they questioning the

43:11

constitutionality of same sex marriage. In

43:13

fact, for him, at least one

43:16

is not about the other. Seinfeld

43:18

openly disdains politics, but whether he

43:20

likes it or not, his vision

43:22

of gender and masculinity shared by

43:24

many male comedians and not for

43:27

nothing conservative politicians is deeply political,

43:29

and it's prominence in the comedy

43:31

world bolsters the retrograde politics now

43:33

flourishing in many parts of the

43:36

U. S. Sticks about women. Who

43:38

have. Sticks About Women have

43:40

long been a prominent feature of

43:42

stand up comedy, but the take

43:44

my wife please comedy of the

43:46

mid twentieth century is gradually morphed

43:49

into something with more bite, a

43:51

cultural commentary that frets over the

43:53

emasculation of men and lay the

43:55

blame at the feet of women.

43:58

Seinfeld hit this hints at. The

44:00

Troubling: the collapse of hierarchy with

44:02

the demise of dominant masculinity. other

44:04

comedians have been more explicit. Adam

44:07

Corolla. put it bluntly and

44:09

is twenty twenty Manners Fear

44:11

Kreider. True. Paris. At

44:13

Ubs french word meaning I'm

44:16

smarter than fifty years, we'll

44:18

all be checks. Yeah, masculinity

44:20

by any definition is disappearing.

44:22

He writes on the opening

44:24

page. By masculinity, he means

44:27

both toughness and male supremacy.

44:29

He. Complains that he often gets called a massage

44:31

and is even though he is close. Simply

44:33

pointing out that men and women are different.

44:36

But. This is Not true. He. Bluntly,

44:38

the Mr. Dawson show. I

44:42

just saw his the i'm going all

44:44

your is yelling at God fell for

44:46

do in his monologues ten minutes ago.

44:48

Other people are my a talk on

44:50

their shows assessments. Not that Dawson had

44:52

our is now it's our i don't

44:54

deposit rate. see I wrote a bad.

44:56

I wrote a bestselling book myself bell

44:58

did you read it and will remain

45:00

bestselling. All. Like New Years I mean

45:02

to you. Would. Meet your needs to

45:05

your best selling New York. My daughter,

45:07

her friend thought it meant by that

45:09

our no, no New York Times bestseller

45:11

we're on our way to. But it's

45:13

your mom didn't even by it's how

45:15

is that A best selling book. Though.

45:18

Is it called? I've been in my

45:20

mom and my dad's house after I

45:22

published six or seven bucks and I

45:24

sit in front of their bookshelf and

45:27

I've never seen one of my books

45:29

on their bookshelf of them. Bookshelves,

45:31

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45:34

spoke on my dad's shelf. that's a good

45:36

boy ever sick the I It's good but

45:38

but I write a good book to Bell.

45:41

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45:43

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45:51

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45:56

thing. That's where it is when we

45:58

hear quotes and Byron can. And

46:00

Eight debut release Some quotes from your box

46:02

about you know I'm of you say and

46:05

your buck The ago the guys miss as

46:07

a free throw in basketball any any and

46:09

as teammates high five am. I've said that

46:11

on this show many times. it's all the

46:14

stuff you right in my bars. it's you

46:16

miss the free throw why we high five

46:18

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46:20

and it's out his old on the album

46:23

the Rover So and no one here is

46:25

that this is. All

46:28

bill I say know.

46:30

How can the point is this?

46:32

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46:34

both celebrated author sets off a

46:36

piss her birth okay okay I

46:38

ride to that's all people like

46:40

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46:42

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46:44

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46:46

agreeing with you and saying wow

46:48

or my it's a kid believes

46:50

he wrote has an amazing book

46:52

that no one's ever heard of.

46:56

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46:58

done since for also Corolla. also. Bluntly

47:00

tells his readers the women are dumber, softer

47:02

and less funny than men from like Seinfeld

47:04

for all imagines. Parts of this one is

47:07

I don't think that's in the box by

47:09

the way I mean I think that way

47:11

but I never I didn't write it in

47:13

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47:16

the park I just tell my readers women

47:18

are dumb and soft and on farming He

47:20

complains that the often gets called a massage

47:22

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47:25

pointing out that men and women are different

47:27

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47:29

tells his. Readers that women are

47:31

dumber, softer, and less funny than

47:34

men. Now. Kansas and like

47:36

Soiled Roller, imagine part of the twentieth

47:38

century as a better time for for

47:40

all of the nineteen fifties or in

47:43

Iraq. He explains when women cooked, cleaned,

47:45

took care of the kids and mended

47:47

the dungarees. Men provided six the car

47:50

parts, the roof and warded off intruders

47:52

with a baseball bat. But

47:54

thanks to developments like the

47:56

feminist movement does, distinctive gender

47:59

roles started chain women got

48:01

more jobs and power despite

48:03

Corolla Right being. Better. At

48:05

home with the kids than in

48:07

the workplace and men became metro

48:09

sexual so. Even some comedians

48:11

who unlike around him and do I

48:13

not like women and men are just

48:15

women in make fun of men all

48:17

the times. Are the wrong kind

48:19

of men aren't bad and bills in here somewhere.

48:23

Even some toenails you unless you for

48:25

we have any that and gotten the

48:27

media are actually praise the advances women

48:30

have made in recent decades. Still blame

48:32

semitism for the loss of a days

48:34

gone by visual of what real men

48:37

can be do or want. in his

48:39

most recent book. What? This comedian

48:41

said will shock you Bill Maher

48:44

offers a similar assessment shot with

48:46

shot through with similar amounts of

48:48

nostalgia, noting a decline in the

48:50

amount of sex Americans are having.

48:53

He blames feminism for denying man

48:55

and ruining sex quotes as a

48:57

result of having it drilled into

49:00

was in recent years that masculinity

49:02

is itself toxic and scary and

49:04

on evolved and women don't like

49:07

it. Women: Are Attracted series

49:09

girly men they've created. He writes

49:11

made me What we need these

49:13

days is more sex. And.

49:15

Less gender. Bending

49:19

Raid Close. As

49:21

I I am really a rough and

49:23

tumble Ma'am vi and it paid. People

49:26

find it very toxic how men play

49:28

I am you know I'm quite mainly

49:30

to bell are you are used to

49:32

be a carpenter and up boxing codes

49:34

and drive race cars you know. Did.

49:37

You write a book about that of as

49:40

in a hammering words and building a house.

49:42

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49:44

Bell material. I do so to go over

49:46

some of my past and that's party wrote

49:49

a book about Taco Bell. Know you are.

49:51

You must have read it below. A certain

49:53

I was a best seller. Yeah, certainly people

49:55

brought me on the oh and I think

49:58

I'm a cop and Robin Hood. Gabi.

50:00

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50:03

Well. You know, I'm pretty backed up in

50:05

the mail department so I'm sure I'll get so

50:07

us. See. Any way we

50:09

agree with each other in this point

50:11

yeah those are manly men the as

50:14

a my my hands are tiny of

50:16

i i have a really worked a

50:18

day of my life but i still

50:20

give up like a very manly far

50:22

as i said as he attempts a

50:24

my hands are of have ravaged because

50:26

of all the work i've done with

50:28

them allies years so in i do

50:31

know how ist the i could build

50:33

stuff enough. I have is

50:35

often tiny women hands smell had

50:37

you know. Some. Very strong

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is my size with which is tiny

50:41

is or anymore and to that are

50:43

a little more Yes Oh yeah. Is

50:45

there any more of the Dawson shows?

50:49

More women take the brunt of

50:51

the blame from these comedians. Their

50:53

critiques are also linked to anti

50:55

gay and anti trans panic proliferating

50:58

and beings visibly weapon and weaponized

51:00

in the political arena, ever panicking

51:02

over the trans. the masculinity they

51:04

defend his adamantly heterosexual not just

51:07

by women, but also by gay.

51:09

Men and gender Nonconforming

51:11

people Corollas panic His

51:13

bare faced quote. Know.

51:15

Dad wants his son to be gay. He.

51:18

Writes in an early chapter. Vii.

51:20

We insists he supports gay

51:22

rights. He does so fretfully.

51:24

Quote: I'm open minded. But.

51:27

Closed behind this. Ah, it's a

51:29

good weather eyebrow. House

51:31

in our I'll give you our my whether. Or

51:35

not I was funny because my book is chock

51:37

full of well we did it is of the

51:39

it on my show next two weeks. Or

51:42

his hand wringing about like at Oh

51:45

my So wait, I'm very. I'm hand

51:47

wringing about the gays. Yeah, I'm upset

51:49

about them. I

51:51

said no father once his son

51:53

to be gay because no father

51:55

once his son to be gay

51:57

by the for son is gay.

52:00

It's fine is basically how

52:02

Space Avatar last part from

52:04

and oh, I'm sure it's

52:06

and I'm. I'm sure

52:08

it's and I'm sure if Byron finds

52:10

this box and you read was at

52:12

the beginning a chapter two or whenever

52:15

was. It'll

52:17

it'll say some now. Eight a Boot

52:19

does by. So it's a harder life

52:21

to be gay. that's a that's why.

52:24

Wouldn't wish that upon your son and

52:26

the parents. One brand kids and all

52:28

that kind of shit. But any once

52:30

will find the book. Go ahead in

52:33

his interview with Wise Signs Old explains

52:35

the power of comedy is to punctured

52:37

the veneer of society and to get

52:40

to the truth like more for all.

52:42

He styles himself as one of society's

52:44

truth tellers, allergic to the need for

52:46

agreeing agreement. And consensus and mob

52:49

rule that governs other humans.

52:51

No need for fact checkers or analytical

52:53

as is out there. Was this bitch

52:56

on all things Cove it wrong about

52:58

all of it. I'd love to get

53:00

her fuck and track records on Cove

53:02

It no reason to talk to the

53:04

experts are check the fax. yeah bet

53:06

you've got it all wrong. I.

53:09

Know exactly where you came down on cove it

53:11

and you got it all up as as a

53:13

suspect in the facts now be I. Am

53:16

I right of Fiat's You

53:18

know if is yeah. Check

53:20

your facts. Beds get your

53:22

facts. No, no, directly or

53:24

years or analytical essays, the comedians' accuracy

53:26

can be measured in audience laughs, a

53:28

sign of recognition that the comedian is

53:31

hit upon something we all know deep

53:33

down that that no one else is

53:35

willing to say. Her.

53:39

That. I said it. I. Will.

53:41

I'm. So.

53:43

Sorry goodell you are so break and come

53:45

back with more. Doesn't sound as I have

53:47

the yeah I have the passage here. We

53:49

have the panels which I haven't read. The

53:51

owners by a so my son I worry

53:53

about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay

53:55

at this point. I'm hoping he's not a

53:57

bar at at. He's not a bottom. There

54:00

are some close minded and outside the let's face

54:02

it, know dad wants his son to go gay.

54:04

Not only do you get no grand kids, but

54:06

I'm sure high school is no picnic for fifteen

54:09

year old gay boys. Or the other hand, maybe

54:11

I'm just viewing the city. The bifocals of an

54:13

old heterosexual did the way things are going. My

54:15

son will probably goes ass kicked for not being

54:18

gay. Or

54:20

that's we All right. Right on the money.

54:22

As a little more nuanced rise. To

54:25

that. Favors you happen to be right.

54:27

When did you write best books?

54:29

That was recently in the book

54:31

of Six or seven. Now now

54:33

I was out of. I was

54:35

out of vibe. Radio.

54:38

By their never liked him to that as if you

54:40

read and we aren't or a twenty ten i think

54:42

you read it may argue with families and. I

54:45

just have anything I remember that use at

54:47

home release. When I first started the show

54:50

I remember waiting and I bought. I went

54:52

to the signing. And just do you

54:54

know, Well as I stood in line and waited for

54:56

you to sign my book even though I work for

54:58

you and it just seems like he was. right?

55:01

At the beginning of my tenure, as I

55:03

was expressing to Mike August this very weekends,

55:05

we sometimes get things wrong around here, terms

55:08

of dates and times and stuff like that.

55:10

So I could, but that's a possibility. but

55:12

you just read the article Dos and don'ts

55:14

I think it said two thousand and ten.

55:17

It's when you started working at the podcast

55:19

when arthritis had. Ah, so the beginning of.

55:22

Something. Now but I had to stand on

55:25

out my but every whatever. That

55:27

I just. I just remember it. As.

55:30

It was on been to offer to

55:32

present maybe the doors opened and oh

55:34

sex but the actual book publishing time

55:36

as two thousand and I thought I

55:38

would put the door and white said

55:40

was open door her are are are

55:42

you waited in line to us and

55:44

now you have your own so he

55:46

waited. For four

55:48

years, it's. Those. Look. What

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did you lose? And I live

55:54

near Herbs? Weird. Well luck everyone.

55:57

This. Is how recollection work? somehow making fun

55:59

of. And I'm just saying

56:01

everyone be open to your memories

56:03

not being. With the

56:05

way it actually happened which is a

56:07

lot of problems when now these memory

56:09

start wandering into court house and people

56:11

are telling the story of what they

56:13

thought at how they remember they know

56:15

where they were and sub. Now imagine

56:18

you're on the losing end of that

56:20

because it's if this was just opinion

56:22

dawson be like I know where I

56:24

was when that book came out and

56:26

I would believe you if as in

56:28

the jury. All right.

56:30

Ah, also was totally remember buying

56:32

that book and giving into my

56:34

father having you sign it to

56:36

my father. And. Because my dad

56:38

was really proud that I had a job working

56:41

for you and I gave it to him at

56:43

Christmas and I just don't see how that makes

56:45

sense of it. was a podcast by them as

56:47

right out on got out a time to say

56:49

doesn't like the day doesn't lie but it's just

56:51

it's it's really surreal your hair that dos and

56:54

bought my book and gave it to his dad

56:56

very proudly that. Yeah I was

56:58

thinking about the look on his dad's

57:00

face when he soon as a silver

57:02

bullet fry that is allowed to sadness

57:04

a vow know i those knives and

57:06

give surprise the look of pride. And

57:09

was mm mm saying Stis is

57:11

not gonna be a very merry

57:13

Christmas I guess know I think

57:16

it's the opposite. I think it

57:18

was Proud I'll learn our lugs

57:20

a coaster a now California also

57:22

a a doorstop. Thank you Dawson

57:24

What a wonderful sumner Had I

57:27

should have brought it up thought

57:29

you'd be impressed and sauce and

57:31

bought the box for is Dan

57:33

Marino. New guy who works.

57:35

He bought the book. Seattle is a best

57:37

seller. I go. Forces

57:40

I know more cynical, always full who

57:43

work for you buy your books. That's

57:45

what I've learned here today. As great

57:47

as this I is other you if

57:49

you both have find some raw during

57:51

my dad we'd find sounded a cnn

57:53

or didn't enter here in every himes

57:55

and joke was pretty good man and

57:58

I will take it and then. Will

58:00

be on the show next. look out

58:02

for the marlins. Since we are I

58:04

we got rotten tomatoes. We got Trump

58:06

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had his Porsche there and I had

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goodness that ortho Juri. I can't wait

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to hear this well story about cars.

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That and cars layout flowers Yeah. But

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Bill you know Seinfeld and I you

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know obviously to rape comedians and were

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his cars featured over here in this

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Why don't we go over and look at my

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car and he's like to a half do i

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don't want to see the that material it and

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then he went on a pass as and the

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plane that i asked and assistance to go look

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at my guy out what why would I need

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to go with your kind of i see it

1:05:24

and that's it and what's the I'm going to

1:05:26

do in the garage and it led to a

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conversation. I think we have the clip. On.

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From us on our see our do

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with Eric a road and Gregg said

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Simmons and was sits dog an American

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around them but then you saw the

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movie and the first thing I said

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on our show with both or play

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the clip. From. Ourselves as good

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as a bazillion this has both are was

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this don't buy the are. They

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really are my luxury. I get

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to discuss this with. This

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is used as saying something at a

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sing song. Yi Way is not a

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browser rights. And

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civil manner of his. One small step

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for man, I. Got

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up and you. Know sees me as someone for what's.

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The matter what, you get the moon. What

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seven days and talking about happy childhood

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for millions of American. Good for going

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to the moon. The mood leave the

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moon alone you look up it's there.

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It'll always be there to pick out

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is your time and goon the to

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for bunch of chain smoking corvette guys

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smarter. I'd cerebral.

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I did my moon raf before the

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more days before the movie I hadn't

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seen the movie outside inside realms. gonna

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take this and go to the moon

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sided the moon raf And then four

1:07:04

days later I saw the movie and

1:07:06

I was like oh he's doing what

1:07:08

I was making fun of. When.

1:07:10

I was making fun of him for not

1:07:12

watching that. Seeing my car right out a

1:07:14

Bill Maher playbook or I will I would

1:07:16

minutes atlas and after the car. Incident:

1:07:19

The. Out so the Moon room we have

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the car and said and somewhere which

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is submits his father to sing the

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you other and a film know it

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a party one on a podcast oh

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yeah they to see that and they

1:07:31

said dub these a guy sigh of

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broad when me to see as nine

1:07:35

Thirty Five words with the Nine Thirty

1:07:37

Five hundred and of the car. And.

1:07:40

Will play or as you want to hear

1:07:42

this again. I bear with Five Hundred last

1:07:44

year. I. Talk with Adam Corolla.

1:07:46

Oh yeah, who wanted me to see

1:07:48

his and Paul Newman? Nine Thirty Five!

1:07:51

But it was so many people around

1:07:53

and there was so much says you

1:07:55

know we're interaction going on was kind

1:07:57

of difficult for me to maneuver. He

1:07:59

kept pushing me. You've got to see my

1:08:01

sister. Nine thirty five I got why. Why

1:08:03

do I have to see is what will

1:08:05

have your mind That will be so great.

1:08:08

More. Be we're going. Wow!

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Cool car. And. Then

1:08:12

was. Then. Nothing.

1:08:15

But a big winter boomers and I'll

1:08:17

just say it now. the Winter Buddha

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reality. Of I'll

1:08:22

say I'll say is now Yep

1:08:24

about nice car it's a nice

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com a great spirit rate. But.

1:08:28

It is weird. Isn't it Gonna call

1:08:30

the meet? Another guy with a Nine

1:08:32

Thirty Five look read over there. there's

1:08:34

a Nine Thirty Five. I don't know

1:08:36

my car anymore. You don't know that

1:08:38

cars been sold Sold? That was the

1:08:40

one out at Gooding, right? That's right,

1:08:42

our Or Vs why would I was

1:08:44

within like ten people on the aware

1:08:46

of that our own a Nine Thirty

1:08:48

five. Never wanna from her to your

1:08:50

he's at a Porsche meet he ought.

1:08:52

He showed up to look at Porsches

1:08:54

Ride Dry and Paul Newman Car Design

1:08:56

a kid off and his front. Door

1:08:58

and asked him been promoted. We're

1:09:00

both standing in the infield of

1:09:02

the biggest Porsche event in the

1:09:04

world. Looking at Porsche, that's

1:09:07

that's what you got. I had contacts

1:09:09

on my side yes it's called Rails

1:09:11

It Or and a little are consistently

1:09:13

a little below the Rams or in

1:09:16

that car. I wonder why is on

1:09:18

trophy in that car? Two years ago.

1:09:21

Or. Wireless I google knows. What

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about a Pinhole Noom and Paul

1:09:26

Newman rather Curriculum they said for

1:09:28

Paul Newman drove it at Loma.

1:09:31

Oh. See that is something to see.

1:09:33

I gotta say thank you I'll.

1:09:36

Be. I'll I'll have positive a group of my

1:09:38

own to the Robbie lives in the town

1:09:40

I grew up in our our our Connecticut

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yeah. Home track Lime Rock All

1:09:44

lived in the lime rock many it's

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as my uncle used to race and

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bring their we support them a few

1:09:50

times. see this is why. Everyone

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loves calm down again since in

1:09:55

the center site that. May

1:09:58

I love Paul Newman and cars It's

1:10:00

all Paul Newman car in your garage.

1:10:02

the out leave money occurred as mean

1:10:05

an he then feel that we're gonna

1:10:07

sake a few months. Why why when

1:10:09

I go to one another listen i'm

1:10:11

so far stop he did sell. His.

1:10:14

Nine Thirty. That.

1:10:18

Is true. Now. I gotta check the

1:10:20

timeline because I think he sold it. Right

1:10:23

about that time or maybe after

1:10:25

even bites. What I'm saying is

1:10:27

is why is that an excuse.

1:10:31

For not. Seeing.

1:10:33

A Nine Thirty five you had one.

1:10:36

Nobody there has. And nine thirty

1:10:38

five. So. Using his logic,

1:10:41

nobody should look at the Nine Thirty Five

1:10:43

because no one owns and Nine Thirty Five.

1:10:47

My wouldn't think. He.

1:10:49

He uses one know your size. He.

1:10:51

Owned it any, sold it right at

1:10:54

that time. Said. He

1:10:56

the Paul Newman say is what would drag

1:10:58

me earlier. Now he owned the first Nine

1:11:00

Thirty Five. Ivs that into Nine Thirty Five.

1:11:03

Anyway let's not live in the

1:11:05

past was that it's over he

1:11:07

didn't want to see or com

1:11:09

or said so case a great

1:11:11

car illicit I I am fine

1:11:13

with. Me: You know, when people

1:11:15

go, You know? Stuff.

1:11:17

Like I am with jerry and

1:11:20

like be extra parts of life

1:11:22

like where people go ahmad fifty

1:11:25

nine. Go and on. Sixty

1:11:27

like I. You don't need the rest of

1:11:29

the going on here. know we don't need

1:11:31

that. I don't really even need to see

1:11:34

pictures of your infants because they him since

1:11:36

all look about the same. But if you

1:11:38

are there, To. Exclusively.

1:11:40

Look it pushes. Right

1:11:43

And a guy grabbed his. Be

1:11:45

a comedian. Coincidentally, a whole Newman's Porsche

1:11:47

Nine Forty Five eighty feet from you.

1:11:49

and you have at Nine Thirty Five

1:11:52

owned a Nine Thirty Five are just

1:11:54

so the Nine directs. Then you

1:11:56

are compelled to go look at it.

1:11:58

And that's that. Reasonable. ask?

1:12:01

You know, rattle like to the tube

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Guys are black cards fighting like the

1:12:06

same year. Haven't found other associates. good

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for it. Or

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if you want to do some mom. Rotten.

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Tomatoes. says. Yeah, Done that.

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I while we're not done an oil. Or

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I'd as you know file

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plays mister version saw this

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as he in the new

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animated arrived. And

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so. This

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saw as a title is thus

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joining the ranks of some legendary

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both Adam and Kyle joining the

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ranks of some legendary father son

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duo. Smooth and storytelling. So this

1:13:01

woman to look out to that

1:13:03

ah like top team and out.

1:13:06

In our first film, Albert Brooks

1:13:08

stars as an overly cautious clowns

1:13:10

their shoes son Nemo has disappeared,

1:13:13

Ellen Degeneres costars as a delivery

1:13:15

fish with no short term memory

1:13:17

and the duo and car encounters

1:13:20

sharks, jellyfish, and a host of

1:13:22

ocean dangers. Sounds. Awesome! From

1:13:24

two thousand and three it's finding Nemo.

1:13:28

Are got another Mike Our guest

1:13:30

stars to suffer. seven. When

1:13:34

we were and Utah. And

1:13:37

we were driving. Do we have that

1:13:39

clip? The are We never found the

1:13:41

Mercedes a leather clearance or it's. So

1:13:44

were drive and so this is not a

1:13:46

good Mike August drive and starts. We jump

1:13:49

in the rental car and Utah and we

1:13:51

start drive and toward our air B and

1:13:53

B and it's a brand new. Volkswagen.

1:13:57

S U V. And might

1:13:59

start. The one this deck about

1:14:01

this is Mercedes lather and he

1:14:03

still in the whole thing in

1:14:05

the German accent whatever which is

1:14:07

a scene from Lost in America.

1:14:09

Albert Brooks oh Albert love the

1:14:11

rocks! It's a great movie and

1:14:13

Albert Brooks starts off by wanting

1:14:15

to get a Mercedes and there's

1:14:17

a whole thing Race on the

1:14:19

phone with Han's the Mercedes guy,

1:14:21

the speaker and is this week

1:14:23

the guys go in. This is

1:14:25

better than my leather sick it's

1:14:27

not leather and paid sixty five

1:14:29

thousand. Dollars or carts not leather. guess

1:14:32

it's Mercedes who either. And so my

1:14:34

gusto and the whole stack and I'm

1:14:36

doing the whole stick with him rights

1:14:38

and then. We. Stop. I stop.

1:14:40

and I go. Might. Do.

1:14:43

You know, Who was doing

1:14:46

the voice in that scene? Because

1:14:48

we found out later on. That.

1:14:50

Albert Brooks was doing the

1:14:53

German accent through the speakerphone.

1:14:56

To. Himself he was act as a

1:14:58

piece of trivia while so I go

1:15:00

are you know who is they're. Doing.

1:15:03

That we just acted out the entire scene. Hit

1:15:05

my government and I go. You know who that was in

1:15:07

that same. And. Address. Albert

1:15:10

Brooks. I don't owe. You

1:15:13

knew that it was young. And.

1:15:16

When you find that out against them.

1:15:18

Posner ago. I

1:15:21

just found that out. I don't even know I'm

1:15:23

a huge our Brooks man and I love that

1:15:25

movie about and find out the like three years

1:15:27

ago that was Albert Brooks and the Ghosts. yeah

1:15:29

well I note. And I go. When

1:15:33

you knew that German voice was Albert Brooks

1:15:35

and he goes oh not a know that.

1:15:39

Was the other scripts. Might

1:15:41

feel different up. Ask you who Albert Brooks

1:15:43

about? What? What do you think I'm asking

1:15:45

we? we just redid the whole scene where

1:15:48

you. Pick. Up asking if

1:15:50

Albert Brooks is in that. That. The

1:15:52

dearth of the fall desire to try to just

1:15:54

let it go and thought it was a do

1:15:56

know you know My problem is is my promises

1:15:59

I often times don't. Help people stop they.

1:16:01

I don't think they need to know like

1:16:03

I go to. you know who was doing

1:16:05

the voice in that scene? I didn't go.

1:16:07

The guy doing the German voice on the

1:16:09

for on the phone. I didn't say that

1:16:11

God is I had to because I already

1:16:13

acted out right and the same. As soon

1:16:15

as we are you were talking about the

1:16:17

voice coming out of Albert Brooks mouse could

1:16:19

have been a while but my what am

1:16:21

I? I'm wrong. I did not make it

1:16:23

clearer and else is what nonsense. I'm finding

1:16:25

Nemo. Great. Movie. Pixar,

1:16:29

At its best. He.

1:16:33

This way, fantastic film. Is it

1:16:35

weird when they got rid of

1:16:37

what's his name from Pixar? John.

1:16:41

Lasseter son last of her got

1:16:43

like early me tude and people

1:16:45

relying on what did he do.

1:16:47

It's like well he'd go to

1:16:49

the Christmas party and he wasn't

1:16:51

appropriate. Such. I'd really, we're going

1:16:53

to get rid of him. He

1:16:56

seems to be the brains Rise operation and

1:16:58

as they got rid alas, it or. And.

1:17:00

They never really said wide. I

1:17:03

know over but this is gonna be.

1:17:06

Very. High you got write down

1:17:08

your score or when some right

1:17:10

are you playing on offline? I'd

1:17:12

assume Bomb had had i'm writing

1:17:14

down. This. Almost perfect

1:17:16

film and a critical of this kind of

1:17:18

shit. Oh yes, Mrs. Toss.

1:17:21

so I'm going to go

1:17:23

with Ninety Four. Ah,

1:17:27

I'm I'm gonna go. It's who.

1:17:31

Ninety. Four is pretty good. Other

1:17:33

your nice nice sex and

1:17:35

the Six Ninety Six. Finding

1:17:38

Nemo is certified Brush very

1:17:40

high and Ninety Nine. While

1:17:42

almost perfect, people have at

1:17:44

it eighty six and swear

1:17:46

aren't. Next. Up. After finding

1:17:48

out that Darth Vader is actually his

1:17:50

father, Luke Skywalker struggles to help as

1:17:52

public come back from the dark side.

1:17:55

Also, the Death Star's back. And.

1:17:57

He walks dance in the forest. Mark

1:17:59

Hamill Harrison. Lord Carrie Fisher and Billy

1:18:01

Dee Williams from Nineteen Eighty Three. Star.

1:18:03

Wars Episode Six, Return of

1:18:06

The Jet I. Saw.

1:18:08

As my to do the voice of

1:18:11

Darth Vader they said Alber Elbaz the

1:18:13

Up. We. All know that. Way

1:18:16

to my this is the first one. The

1:18:18

Seco. It's one of six withered, ordered one

1:18:20

south. I'm not a so I don't. I

1:18:23

didn't sign off on Star Wars as

1:18:25

beings that gray it identifies as the

1:18:27

six one of us everyone's try and

1:18:30

ones nuts with their fucking Star War

1:18:32

stuff but I do remember this one

1:18:34

disappointed people or something like I ever

1:18:37

get him member that which one the

1:18:39

nerds liked and didn't like. You.

1:18:41

Didn't even go to watch them. Ah,

1:18:43

I may have a saw the first one

1:18:46

and I may have seen bits and stop

1:18:48

at an avid see it but I just

1:18:50

it's not my world of us months wasn't

1:18:53

that into it. Now

1:18:57

so this a third one was got all the. Characters

1:19:00

that are one likes. But.

1:19:02

Nobody. Likes the

1:19:05

third womb. Oh, they did like

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and what's in the news?

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Stallone is auctioning off oh

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the holy Grail of watches

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and more of a seven

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point five million dollar collection

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can be done through. So

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the bees moon and own

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in a couple days are

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actually tomorrow's hear this. So

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the highlight of the law

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is the Patek Phillipe Grandmaster

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a date for the new pair of

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eyes. Been five million dollars. So are

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we actually have Sly Stallone here. You

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can explain why is auctioning off. Such.

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my Goddesses watch when I went up

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million dollar watch. but it's still weird.

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daughter and I'll give you the while.

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for the people something for forgetting the

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heard that on the reason you're selling

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the watches because ah but yeah, we

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know you move to Palm Beach, Florida,

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but you didn't want to pack your

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watches. Moving from L A to Florida.

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have fly here because Nectar and I'm

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Rebel Wilson said the news talking about

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actor. She says that they're gay actors.

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rolls his Total nonsense. And.

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play straight rules. They should be able to. To.

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lot like this mass sense or Susannah

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like she's making seven cents or I.

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things that make sense, it always catches

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me off process. Sit on Earth. Yeah,

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narrow the price down. The

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two point five and five right

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a million dollars you wouldn't go out either. five

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million or ten million dollars. I it's kind of

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bullshit and with you on our watch, it. My

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you see of Xavier be set it on. You would do

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that. If your wildest game

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a five million dollar house with your

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five million dollar while adds that it

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was easier than boys vibe or it's

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no idea right? Sly and this reminds

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bad day I don't like it new

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member they don't do it anymore but

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this restaurant in Manhattan is making a

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two thousand dollar martini and then you

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martini with a diamond in at nuts

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I am selling your nineteen seventy

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four Chevy Vegas and I want.

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To. Hundred thousand dollars for because there's

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two hundred thousand dollars in the glovebox.

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matter what money in the glove box

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and this isn't up. This isn't a

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twenty thousand dollar martini. It's of fuck

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a nine dollar martini with a diamond

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leaders Brothers at the very I

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honorable man says so I'd next

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as are the women soon? Madonna.

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ah for her concert in L way.

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says. He took in a lead to the

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girl to the Madonna to Madonna's concerns the

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key a forum and he was shocked at

1:49:45

what she saw the seat that he thought

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his signal of and girl daughter to a

1:49:50

pop concert but he says in the know

1:49:52

the concerts the women on states move their

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tops and a completely topless arm they at

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the beginning of our sexual situations including cunnilingus

1:49:59

and digital penetration. The other pornographic type

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situations. This is with absolutely no warning

1:50:03

to any one is offended by the

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set of contents, especially those who bring

1:50:07

a child to the concert. Movie.

1:50:10

And she said that the tickets are

1:50:12

expensive and she she thinks that Madonna

1:50:14

has lord fans to buy these tickets

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are purposely and deceptively and withheld information

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when it came the marketing the shells

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why you should now. You know,

1:50:24

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1:50:27

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see myself wanting to see Madonna,

1:50:31

not. Really? Expecting

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to a topless review and you

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know, cats and nine tails and

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stuff like I could see sexy

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dancing, but I wouldn't and sort

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dancers and stuff like that. But

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that's probably surprised we've start taking

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their shirts off and subject I.

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laws or something that would say

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you can't do that right in

1:50:57

this in this facility. Then we

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looked at you. I don't think

1:51:01

you could start since I don't

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think you could. Do.

1:51:06

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up club and turn it into

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a topless show. I think someone

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would tell you you don't have that

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license or you camps can't. Do.

1:51:16

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take our top off up the

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people to do the bidding. Me:

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to pay a ridiculous price for

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something that very simple and stupid.

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guess yeah I'm so. Know. The

1:53:43

woman also said that. Madonna.

1:53:46

Was really tardy to that shows his must seize

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with some at eight thirty was retarded. Of

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and see the images the city that seasonal ten

1:53:53

pm. She said that she didn't see even singer

1:53:55

songs live their lives since and for many hours

1:53:57

every one is forced to sit in what. Felt

1:54:00

like a sauna and this is no

1:54:02

accident. Miss Madonna insisted that the Ac

1:54:04

stay off. And. When people to crack

1:54:06

complained she said she's not turning it on and

1:54:09

if they didn't like it, they should take their

1:54:11

clothes off. Yeah, it's

1:54:13

on you for going to see

1:54:15

Muqtada. I've written down at. Madonna.

1:54:18

Is such an egotist that she

1:54:20

pitched a fit member. like ten years

1:54:23

ago she was doing a show like

1:54:25

Rio de Janeiro. I came outside was

1:54:27

an outdoor amphitheater and somebody was smoking

1:54:30

somewhere and she like walked off

1:54:32

states it's on you for supporting

1:54:34

Madonna by. I. Do get

1:54:36

the part where like I could see

1:54:38

if my daughter was a lab and

1:54:41

and wanted to go to Madonna night

1:54:43

Tucker thinking it was gonna be Taylor

1:54:45

Swift the Ask or something. like I

1:54:47

have it expects a a bummer sort

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of vibe. I

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your burlesque version of it but I

1:54:54

know that I would expect a new

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did rice. Also, I don't. What

1:54:59

is creative about that? You.

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I find Mcdonalds or not. value of

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sexuality is not credo. Like to write

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a fucking better song was yeah. Man.

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his hands right? Yoshi sucks. Yeah, she

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1:55:21

Alright let's see here. So. There's.

1:55:23

This whole thing going on and

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the W and be a Kill

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and card moved so she was

1:55:30

hip checked by player from the

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Chicago Sky. Unity, Carter

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on home and I went viral

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mouth. Kennedy car seems to mouth

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you bitch or something like that. Revenue

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that. Read. For the inbounded the ball.

1:55:49

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1:55:51

was just called a regular foul,

1:55:54

but it has been since reviewed

1:55:56

and now marked as a flagrant

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fulfilling one arm. And there's

1:56:00

a There's a lot of opinions about

1:56:02

this now. First off, A

1:56:04

right after the game Can eighty Did a press conference

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in they asked her about. Key. On Clark

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him with him with C C turn the

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you a little bit after after the see

1:56:17

I was looking for classes. as you say

1:56:19

anything to add on those. Would.

1:56:21

You say to her and seems smith

1:56:23

half an hour I arrive in a

1:56:25

low caddy of yeah good yellow get

1:56:28

a good news is now issue that

1:56:30

you get the use I mean I'm

1:56:32

now at here is sunny. Hostin

1:56:34

room on the view or what of

1:56:36

what aside she's gonna be. So this

1:56:39

is before the incident that ah but

1:56:41

visitor to talking about our key on

1:56:43

Clark and the Wm beer. I've

1:56:45

been. I have a basketball fan since

1:56:48

I can remember. I played basketball with

1:56:50

my dad. In Harlem Miles five years

1:56:52

old. my I remember loving a

1:56:54

day early in the game, not

1:56:56

necessarily loving women back. rights at

1:56:58

all adult A scenario is tingling.

1:57:00

Cop Clark is a vehicle that

1:57:02

will bring this sport that I

1:57:04

have loved so much and so

1:57:06

long. So little five year old

1:57:08

girls playing in Harlem I say

1:57:10

Yes, Bravo! Yeah, I do think

1:57:12

that there is a thing called

1:57:15

pretty privileged. There is a thing

1:57:17

called white privilege. There is a

1:57:19

thing called tall privilege and we

1:57:21

have to acknowledge that and so

1:57:23

on. That part of it is.

1:57:25

About race because if you think about

1:57:27

the Brittney griner of the world you

1:57:29

know Why did she have to go

1:57:32

to play and I wouldn't pay his

1:57:34

I would say what we have had

1:57:36

another relax mother cause they didn't believe

1:57:39

that Wmds as part. Of my

1:57:41

point here. Now you know

1:57:43

Caitlin Clark is bringing this

1:57:45

money, these sponsorships and herself.

1:57:48

Into the League and other players

1:57:50

will benefit from it. But I

1:57:52

do think that she is more

1:57:54

relate a Baltimore people because she's

1:57:57

white, because she's attractive. So.

1:58:00

However, Comanche.

1:58:02

In is Sunny. Hostin was an

1:58:04

attractive would anyone want to hear

1:58:06

it doesn't last that tense and

1:58:09

head has to say number one.

1:58:11

She doesn't say that suits us.

1:58:13

Interests are so there is no

1:58:15

track record for White America supporting

1:58:17

black. Basketball. Players.

1:58:20

That. We've known have a history and.

1:58:22

Know. I am survey

1:58:25

guy or not, it eats.

1:58:27

I let's see, I'd Ah,

1:58:29

I supported Bob Cousy of

1:58:32

Can and Larry Bird and

1:58:34

the guy who shot free

1:58:36

throws underhand. Name

1:58:39

any other and be a great

1:58:42

side. New ideas based on any

1:58:44

my job by that. That's all

1:58:46

and alright. Yeah, Not

1:58:48

been supporting abrogate Americans. You

1:58:50

are correct. Yeah now. Oh

1:58:52

Pete Maravich. That's the other

1:58:55

guy. I can't think of

1:58:57

any other. And. That was

1:58:59

still others that was the only

1:59:01

party mri. oh stop And yeah

1:59:03

that was elected him As much

1:59:06

as it was it was Pete

1:59:08

Maravich and Larry Bird and Bob

1:59:10

Cousy and stock then and that

1:59:12

George Michael. I. Sit down

1:59:14

so that. The. Topic

1:59:16

I am sick of any other guy

1:59:18

I do not know Northern so not

1:59:20

get my money's right Now it's it's

1:59:23

by the way, the people think like

1:59:25

racists like all the race hustlers constantly

1:59:27

graph that on to be what why

1:59:29

would people want to support a black

1:59:31

applicants and most America when sports like

1:59:33

snow we don't think. Racist.

1:59:35

Thoughts you think races. Thoughts

1:59:38

We thank God. We

1:59:40

want the best man and or woman

1:59:43

for the job. That's you guys. Being

1:59:45

race like America has not been ready

1:59:47

to accept a black by spreads. Yes

1:59:50

we are. She's good. Them.

1:59:52

Then we are as. A t

1:59:54

what I want Mexico but as eskimos

1:59:56

and out there my those are the

1:59:58

best about the other person. The do

2:00:00

anything about that raining fire

2:00:02

and then and then I'm

2:00:04

I remember like when Caitlin

2:00:06

Clark was. Leaving.

2:00:09

Her college career Like Lynette Woodward whether

2:00:11

who initially have the record for points

2:00:13

scored since you doing a speech to

2:00:15

to honor Kale and from surpassing her

2:00:18

score for her scoring record. but she

2:00:20

did in a weird way. Here's the

2:00:22

clip on how seats I'd Turns out

2:00:24

black people can be racist. Still, I

2:00:26

think that's what I'm learning. Know, I'm

2:00:29

learning that and this. They always. And

2:00:31

I don't know what this woman's that.

2:00:33

I'm just saying that sniper as as

2:00:35

you shows He just had her scoring

2:00:37

record surpassed. By kale and and this is how see

2:00:39

honored it. Is

2:00:42

no longer. A

2:01:01

sport for the. Rights

2:01:07

of people are fewer like of

2:01:09

seer undercutting her biggest biggest a

2:01:12

minute through Point Landy this it

2:01:14

was slightly smaller ball arm. And

2:01:16

so there's they like of the W M B

2:01:18

A getting petty about Kale and Clark joining but.

2:01:21

Everyone's are the wall. a lot more eyeballs

2:01:23

are going to the W N B A

2:01:25

because of her. Yeah, and they're getting more

2:01:27

sponsorships and they're if they're actually getting more

2:01:30

ticket sales and view and views. And Charles

2:01:32

Barkley. Had. Something to say about all

2:01:34

this or love this guy. You.

2:01:44

Know. About.

2:01:52

Your baking. Soda

2:01:56

out of money. Appear for

2:01:58

services bring in Philadelphia. What?

2:02:03

You for com. Where

2:02:07

are you wanna serve chicken?

2:02:10

Soup or you always out his mother to the

2:02:12

table. Yeah.

2:02:17

I'm a child so they don't include

2:02:19

do a murder fatty and is still

2:02:21

have your proceed unless your time on

2:02:24

Tom Petty or Richard Petty since who

2:02:26

are do. Then. I

2:02:28

don't know if that's what he's referring

2:02:30

to. The Petty. There's also tile padding.

2:02:32

I belong. There is a might have

2:02:34

been talking about the Petty Nascar, The

2:02:37

Petty Family, the Petty Families, and Tom

2:02:39

and Door. And on Earth. Yeah.

2:02:42

But anyway, so. Dead.

2:02:44

Was like. Though. The women and the W

2:02:46

B on as welcoming as we thought. Well

2:02:49

as soon as I as are they

2:02:51

just being racist as it's it's like

2:02:53

I mean why his reign as hell

2:02:55

is he a do is to just

2:02:57

be tense. him is maybe now be

2:03:00

can be anything but illicit women. You're

2:03:02

constantly complaining about us. what about you

2:03:04

guys have what you do to each

2:03:06

other day regime or hear about the

2:03:08

rich are women are horrible to each

2:03:10

other for anyone really studies them like

2:03:12

the and does and Congress screaming the

2:03:15

other We just as like it's not

2:03:17

us, it's a bureau you guys. A

2:03:19

big girl. You're doing a to yourselves. It's.

2:03:22

right? That's right. Oh thank as is

2:03:24

now I will need a matter of

2:03:26

still have to rebuild everything because we

2:03:28

both have zero suit says now we

2:03:31

built everything Syrian or nurse yeah it's

2:03:33

a May with the start over ago

2:03:35

men go will blow the woods when

2:03:37

to go to pot is billed as

2:03:40

his eyes you don't tell me that

2:03:42

due to his as we will as

2:03:44

nigga with ah yes out arguments internet

2:03:46

use some old standby was as if

2:03:49

I went over to the women's side.

2:03:51

Two thousand. Years later I'd be like

2:03:53

you bitches still haven't figured out a

2:03:55

spatula. Yes, two thousand years we had

2:03:57

we had holiday that I work with us.

2:04:00

Shut all the suspension bridges

2:04:02

and smartphone there may be

2:04:04

say get up there there

2:04:06

Med sees their menstruation says

2:04:08

the Menstruation So so Gabelli

2:04:10

chatty fighting they're dead view

2:04:12

terrible. Show them to Som

2:04:14

Vi your I'm I'm Adam

2:04:16

You're talking about ah Airlines

2:04:18

and. Are we? We know your

2:04:21

feelings about dogs on flights. right?

2:04:23

Move An Ear solution winds

2:04:25

up pet on a jet.

2:04:28

Writer Pet in his head I forget when it. Might.

2:04:31

Sly? You'd like this? Are

2:04:34

yeah this too big a problem with people

2:04:36

bring in all their dogs at the airports

2:04:38

and on player robe deprecating on planes and

2:04:40

they're having to turn planes or else as

2:04:42

just a bunch of people who want to

2:04:44

travel with our dog they don't know what

2:04:46

needs a dog to travel. Bully me. I

2:04:49

do it all the time. I have a

2:04:51

dog, I don't travel my dog. I'm able

2:04:53

to travel that a dog and so is

2:04:55

everybody in America for at this thing doesn't

2:04:57

exist but there's too many people getting fake

2:04:59

notes from their doctors and all I'm saying

2:05:01

is are there are lots they have. A

2:05:04

test. You. Know the

2:05:06

words. Begun Metallurgy. The

2:05:09

metal detector test. Yes, no.

2:05:11

metallurgy. Of now.

2:05:13

Okay, The. Everyone is

2:05:15

what that means. If the worry what it means

2:05:18

you know the word and Metallurgy know tell the

2:05:20

audience the our that you know my bikini say

2:05:22

Metallurgy. Their. Met

2:05:24

a. Mirage. Med Major

2:05:26

your. Senses are

2:05:29

urging the habit of said that

2:05:31

they have to test. The.

2:05:33

Impel are in the propellers of the

2:05:35

jet engines. so if there's a goose

2:05:37

strike and bird strikes and they won't

2:05:39

ira goose in there you go to

2:05:41

get it out of as as right

2:05:44

and as metallurgy It I said no

2:05:46

doubt that metallurgy the size of testing

2:05:48

the metal to see that can withstand

2:05:50

a birds right you know and that

2:05:52

you know how they tested. Adult

2:05:55

birds at it I would assume. Yeah,

2:05:57

They fire up the engine. they throttle

2:05:59

it up. They get a full throttle.

2:06:01

And. They take an air can and and

2:06:04

they fire a frozen chicken at it

2:06:06

through an air cannon. That.

2:06:09

Sounds like a good idea, right?

2:06:11

And now here's my idea. Yeah,

2:06:14

we're going to go around the airports, are going

2:06:16

to find people that have a fake note from

2:06:18

their doctor to bring their stupid lap dogs with

2:06:20

them. But. I'm an ex

2:06:23

added I now call now and

2:06:25

then we're going to put it.

2:06:27

I'm all the Tv sets that

2:06:29

show Cnn and all the monitors

2:06:31

and every monitor the airport ever

2:06:33

computer, all the flight arrivals and

2:06:35

departures. every see it and I

2:06:37

was gonna put it on there

2:06:39

and I'm going to narrate. And

2:06:42

we're going a fire that

2:06:44

dog intuit into a school

2:06:47

that Rolls Royce engine. Yeah,

2:06:50

we're gonna show the owner sobbing

2:06:53

and baggage. That. I don't

2:06:55

pull. The. Cord on the air cannon.

2:06:57

Fire the dog A Shuttle Lotus We're going

2:06:59

to fire it's you're going to see. Pink.

2:07:02

Mist comes out of the back of

2:07:04

the spool. the Up D C O

2:07:06

Seven Seven seven Rolls Royce and Sense

2:07:09

And then I'm gonna look an alliance

2:07:11

and I'm going to say any fucking

2:07:13

questions. And when one of the

2:07:15

group dogs as fuck and airport. Customs.

2:07:17

And you might get through. Or.

2:07:20

They might end up this way. You

2:07:22

know the development of local wanted a hundred. It

2:07:24

would scare people and not that's what I'm sorry

2:07:27

about that. We would have to do it all

2:07:29

dog. Second I did was your demo. Next day

2:07:31

no one would show up with their fucking dogs.

2:07:33

Also people magically could fly without their dogs. That.

2:07:36

Would stop it. And why is your

2:07:38

shit dogs so much noble or than

2:07:40

a chicken. Be an

2:07:42

automated you get like Mario people I

2:07:44

it just goes smaller poops. The

2:07:47

I know I'm saying albers why should we

2:07:49

sacrifice a chip in for the empowered I

2:07:51

say like you have a chicken on a

2:07:53

of a that specific i am mob same

2:07:55

boat thrill it but what zone doble about

2:07:58

your shit. So I got a ticket. Ronny

2:08:00

Raygun that we should. We. Should

2:08:02

fire dolphins in that is. Really make

2:08:04

sure that day plan works if there's

2:08:07

anything. The seals job as a job

2:08:09

as a seems very high. As you

2:08:11

know, the Op's have Dell United suck

2:08:13

up a dolphin if you're full throttle

2:08:16

dug up a dolphin. The zebra works

2:08:18

All I love the look on Women's

2:08:20

fail if I fired dolphins. Mississippi issue

2:08:22

effort. bad idea when I don't want

2:08:25

to bring a dolphin art of like

2:08:27

ah man, Logan Lerman didn't like me

2:08:29

before that Cnn op Ed wait I

2:08:31

fired Donald. I have a chat in. Denial

2:08:35

a bad smell. Find a collapse Dos

2:08:38

and are. Are some and

2:08:40

Byron own or Byron and foreigner I

2:08:42

find a clip of what they do

2:08:44

have never air cannon they school at

2:08:46

up. An identifier frozen chicken

2:08:48

so that I don't know why it's

2:08:50

frozen because those are real frozen chicken.

2:08:53

It could do a nod frozen one

2:08:55

I know but I you think for

2:08:57

the simulation it would just be a

2:08:59

fog chicken that was fired from a

2:09:01

can write. Did they get access? yeah

2:09:04

make it accurate or as me of

2:09:06

accurate the sly was ah get it

2:09:08

online by million dollars and raju pet

2:09:10

in a jet. The. Only why

2:09:12

were you could say alternative to

2:09:14

where you are. right? Where

2:09:17

you are just shaded spin the school

2:09:19

in there you are nice. serve your

2:09:21

and I europe it could be seven

2:09:23

or eight hours difference. Who. Those.

2:09:26

Running on earth A got to watch threats

2:09:28

but then you come. But but but if

2:09:31

you're in the east coast every three hours.

2:09:34

Later. So my dad so my

2:09:36

debt me I figure that porno yet

2:09:38

aka arm so well. There's this

2:09:40

new company com bars. That.

2:09:43

Charters. It's meant. For. You to

2:09:45

fly with your dog. Or

2:09:47

right so they just sit there. they're not girl

2:09:50

flight from New York to Van Nuys. Tickets

2:09:53

cost six thousand dollars for one

2:09:55

dog and it's owner. but it's

2:09:57

because the The White Paw experience.

2:09:59

It's. That mainly for the dog for

2:10:01

humans com and second day of puppet

2:10:04

she knows a doggy champagne which is

2:10:06

chicken broth. On the flights the dog

2:10:08

could walk around and are in interact

2:10:10

with each other. It. Holds about.

2:10:13

Fifteen people per flight. And.

2:10:16

Is it's roomy as many. Years

2:10:18

old get about one with it or zero

2:10:21

get about dogs on a flight bar you

2:10:23

find that clip somewhere else. Has

2:10:25

gotta be easy to find runes right

2:10:28

there. There I never known

2:10:30

as and sometimes it's on the screen. But.

2:10:34

As. It is google at him and says comes up. That's.

2:10:37

What we're we're going own first. I thought

2:10:39

there are all over the place. anyway. It

2:10:42

doesn't get. You. Travel. You bring

2:10:45

your backpack god forbid you fucking put

2:10:47

on the floor and you don't push

2:10:49

it under the seat for any. And

2:10:51

they go. not only for dugout I

2:10:53

put on the seat next the of

2:10:55

it's open. They won't let you do

2:10:57

that either. What is your medium sized

2:10:59

dog doing during an emergency other than

2:11:01

where my feet are running around somewhere

2:11:03

like this is a backpack that rather

2:11:05

shifts the asked for the mind of

2:11:07

it's own to the mind of it's

2:11:09

own. His freaking out because it's Master

2:11:11

screaming and. Yelling jesus,

2:11:13

don't don't take me Now. Why?

2:11:16

That say why is your dog sitting

2:11:18

at your feet safe but my backpack

2:11:20

as some sort of in. Is.

2:11:23

A hindrance to safety on this

2:11:25

point. I don't be a

2:11:27

question yes or I politely a great for

2:11:29

Flights are only from New York and L

2:11:31

A and R London but the can be

2:11:34

adding more destination. It's a good spot to

2:11:36

find a sugar mama. You

2:11:39

my work at all Yeah what

2:11:41

I'm saying is this is a

2:11:43

Rob Schneider movie your for another

2:11:45

guy that you to as your

2:11:47

last six thousand dollars. You borrow

2:11:49

your roommates dog and you go

2:11:51

on this flyer because you are

2:11:53

dealing with. Women: Who

2:11:55

are fucking rats? Iran all divorce money.

2:11:57

But you're not a dog either. Old

2:11:59

man. Not paying for that and

2:12:01

Rob Lowe Rob learned to love the

2:12:03

person's. Dog. Bright for

2:12:06

they, the plane crashes a deserted

2:12:08

island. A. Very good second act

2:12:10

for you alone can because yes lie you

2:12:12

tell us. We're. Just

2:12:14

a good is a did some guy

2:12:16

I know how to read scripts of

2:12:18

mailers and medicine Serbia inciting incident dad's

2:12:20

and as even nicer the play with

2:12:22

the doesn't have a nosedive is clear

2:12:24

with the ladies. Rob Schneider very very

2:12:27

great actively avoided med and is the

2:12:29

is a little like in Vienna the

2:12:31

Law who's this guy and as of

2:12:33

is going down the tubes and then

2:12:35

the player instead see you know having

2:12:37

troubles that's not even Rob makes a

2:12:39

crash anyway the now stranded and they

2:12:41

need Rob. They his penis. Ultimately

2:12:43

that's as far as I got this.

2:12:45

Not baths aren't we can find that.

2:12:48

Any footage of the cannons and the

2:12:50

thing them by are you did. Run.

2:12:54

I want. Mean, I'm. With

2:12:57

this airline no no crates, notice

2:12:59

a checkpoint, a screening and we

2:13:01

could be good deals. It's try

2:13:03

it's my clients think there's gonna

2:13:06

be rich bitch is rich divorced

2:13:08

women because if you're married your

2:13:10

husband doesn't want to pay for

2:13:12

that nonsense this is. And widows

2:13:15

for rat race and divorcees that

2:13:17

are rich. And. All you have

2:13:19

to do is get on that flight because

2:13:21

they'll soon. You're rich are you couldn't get

2:13:23

on that flight? and that you love Doc.

2:13:26

Bring some treats, bring some trades. is not

2:13:28

a runner. Yes they are allowed to like

2:13:30

you. First of yeah, woman, leave and talk

2:13:32

to you. Move. Will. You bring on

2:13:35

your a dead dog as you go. My

2:13:37

dad died off all get the series of

2:13:39

blaze the Zebra did them. Is

2:13:41

dualling I. Cause. I

2:13:43

guess we're done a heck of a

2:13:45

picture that go, you know, if you

2:13:47

go on your said, if you go

2:13:50

on your computer and you just Google.

2:13:52

That. Although God op others are

2:13:54

he looks awful. Yeah, okay

2:13:57

know. Ah yes, Ah mau

2:13:59

was it's. Been thoroughly inside

2:14:01

an aircraft engine. Wow.

2:14:04

Well. That didn't work at all. That is my

2:14:07

guitar. That's right. I got a test them

2:14:09

should. I saw the chickens. The yeah

2:14:11

I mean in looks like they they

2:14:13

could never fix that problem. For.

2:14:15

I know this is it works. When

2:14:17

it, when it works. For. Or

2:14:20

was shooting missiles and other planes which is

2:14:22

you chicken and shrimp chicken salad which heber.

2:14:25

Ah, right? Who

2:14:27

was go? That guy get sucked

2:14:30

in? Yeah, Oh yeah. ah right.

2:14:32

Twenty. Two billion worth of

2:14:35

damage every year, are? it's

2:14:37

ah. We. Got a bird

2:14:39

strikes cow.again ever wondered how they

2:14:41

are gonna show base or have

2:14:43

a may. Always a good time

2:14:45

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