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the trials and the tribulations of
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life on the road for a
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comedian. And I'll
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get into it because I got a
3:12
good Mike August story. Nothing
3:15
better than a Mike on the road. You
3:17
know what I mean? I've seen it first
3:19
hand and I love hearing about it too.
3:21
That's where you see the real, you know,
3:23
they say, you know, when people
3:26
get drunk, it's just kind of a truth serum
3:28
or whatever. That's what they're really thinking. I
3:30
argue you can really tell where people
3:33
are at not from drinking. It's when
3:35
they're sleeping. All
3:37
the mean people sleep mean, you know,
3:39
and at some point like you get
3:41
up to brush your teeth or something.
3:43
What are you doing? Okay. Your resting
3:45
state is mean. That's how it works.
3:48
Okay. But I think
3:50
you really stay Resting stay
3:52
with him in a hotel. No, Mike.
3:54
No, I'm talking about every woman I've
3:56
ever been with screaming at me because
3:58
I could get up and go to
4:00
work somewhere in it to see. Er.
4:02
Bare soil Bioware Composure Mike I think
4:04
you get a real measure of a
4:06
man on the road. like because you
4:08
go through the security and the airport,
4:10
in the rental cars in the venues
4:12
in there. and this movie. it's everything
4:15
to what he wanted He to. What
4:17
time do we gotta be the airport
4:19
produce. You did? You get to
4:21
learn about a person? And
4:23
Dobbs so were has this.
4:25
I did two shows a
4:28
similar club and Vegas on
4:30
a Thursday night and then
4:32
we had and eight thirty
4:34
am flight from Vegas. To.
4:37
Washington, D C to Dulles.
4:40
Okay, And. Mike
4:42
and I decided that we
4:44
were gonna get to the
4:46
airport fifteen or twenty minutes
4:48
before we needed to because I
4:51
have the Centurion card, the Black
4:53
card, the American Express card, and
4:55
they have a world class century
4:58
and allowance. Said terminal number from
5:00
there are that. I have
5:02
a black heart. I have a
5:05
get that wouldn't have to do to get
5:07
that. I'm. Jimmy Kimmel. Every
5:09
one of my stories when
5:11
someone goes, where'd you get
5:13
that I go see Jimmy
5:15
sales assistant that were to
5:18
get those twins. Jimmy's him
5:20
off and were to get
5:22
that scar. Jimmy Kimmel are
5:24
Jimmy's dad I think worked
5:26
for American Express and I'm
5:28
talk in Nineteen Ninety Eight,
5:30
Nineteen Ninety Seven or something
5:32
like that's and and he
5:34
was able to wrangle us.
5:38
Think I have to talk to
5:40
him about it. These black cards
5:42
now they claim. Bill.
5:44
Open every door they were. They will
5:47
not the are you don't But there
5:49
is a century and lounge and it
5:51
it will get you into no other
5:53
lands. Read: The Centurion Lounge is the
5:56
lounge with the name of the card
5:58
on it rights and so how it
6:00
works is very often times a line
6:02
going into the lounge of people waiting
6:05
to get into the lounge and sometimes
6:07
it's twenty people long. Sometimes it's three
6:09
people long. There's usually Alliance outside of
6:11
the lounge in the airport. And
6:14
so the first time I showed up, I
6:16
just got the back of a line. And
6:19
for some reason, some woman.
6:22
Who. I love walk the line. It
6:24
was like anyone got the black
6:26
garden. And all the poor
6:28
people hunger hats right and not the A
6:30
smith's I went. I got a black cars
6:32
and she's like oh you don't York and
6:35
Whiteness line this is this line is like
6:37
look the cook that the capacity of the
6:39
lounge is a hundred people's and if there's
6:41
ten year that want to get a and
6:43
we got we graduate for ten to leap.
6:45
But if you have the black card you
6:47
go right in and they give you your
6:50
own room. He. Like the hot chick at
6:52
the club designed a velvet rope and click good
6:54
for yes I'm on through the hot chick in
6:56
the clubs. But the. People in
6:58
line I'm sure we're looking at you
7:01
who's the out the black card So
7:03
who do like do like the attention
7:05
of hey there goes that funny comedian
7:07
or there goes that rich guy would
7:09
now the now nobody wants I went
7:11
nothing of like to discuss my impulses
7:13
of weight in the back line. I
7:16
don't like it like I couldn't do
7:18
the fucking worst thing about going to
7:20
Disneyland where you pay v guide you
7:22
know six hundred bucks an hour That
7:24
the worst part about that for me
7:26
and my family was not. The six
7:28
hundred dollars an hour it was walking in
7:31
front of. Ever want to go inside out
7:33
of what's this guy's get known that toboggan
7:35
next forgiven wait in line for two hours
7:37
to get on. You know captain? he owes
7:40
Wild rice but a dive dive paid us
7:42
for gray and for the day is go
7:44
walk right in front of. The
7:47
for that but not as bad as
7:49
being in line isn't feel as bad.
7:51
I don't like it it all eyes
7:53
of the first thing out of my
7:55
mouth when they sign when we signed
7:57
up for this fucking Disney ambassador saying.
8:00
They were. You go in front of everyone
8:02
I say Jimmy Kimmel give you the whole
8:04
Jimmy got me back to. The
8:07
first my mouth was i don't like the i
8:09
don't want to do other walk right in front
8:11
of our walk past ever want to just thought
8:13
right in front of i'm says i'm rich and
8:16
they go their bills but a ago somebody told
8:18
me by the way people just lie to me
8:20
now because they want me to stop doing whatever
8:22
is on doing ago now they've as a separate
8:24
door. And I
8:26
go. Oh okay. To.
8:29
The early shows that there is no separate
8:31
know they wouldn't lie to me so I
8:33
shut up so they can do what they
8:35
wanna do is so then a whole day
8:37
of walking in front of everybody. I
8:40
didn't like it but the Centurion Lounge. I
8:42
waited and lot I stood in line and
8:44
I was alerted. no, no, you don't need
8:46
to wait. Miss my noom, Go in and
8:48
by the way, you're not really taken. Thoughts.
8:51
Cause. They're in Gen Pop and you've got
8:53
your own room, what your own space and
8:55
there's nobody in their so I went okay
8:57
and in the next time I when I
8:59
was like oh I got the black card
9:01
now they're like yeah you go right through
9:03
the front of the black arts as like
9:06
are it feels a little weird from pass
9:08
and everyone in line but but everyone in
9:10
line gets it may something they've been there
9:12
are enough that they get the black cards
9:14
versus the little man with the green part
9:16
you know So. I've.
9:19
Walked softer about doing it five
9:21
times. I didn't break stride this
9:23
time this Friday morning. To you
9:25
know, seven seven kind to shows.
9:27
Got back to the hotel at
9:29
twelve thirty at night, guys picking
9:31
us up at seven am so
9:34
but we carved in x or
9:36
twenty ministers might. What?
9:38
Might to do to a buffet in
9:40
in seventeen minutes, total devastation the school
9:43
yard at all. That much since away,
9:45
a seven hundred dollars worth of food
9:47
and like forty minutes. If you plan
9:50
and lives in bike knows it's It's
9:52
like saying how long would it take
9:54
that alligator the eat that infant. By.
9:57
I don't No time. Zero times.
10:00
Second, like that's how long it takes. Mike
10:02
sounds like Mike We get in here. You.
10:05
Need enough time to two passes at that
10:07
buffet and you're going to do some serious
10:09
damage. We don't need to be here for
10:11
an hour and get saddled with I need
10:13
thirteen minutes. Michael make short work of that
10:15
buffet self were walk and it's like in
10:17
a we've been up all night. Now it's
10:19
seven twenty two in the morning. we can
10:22
figure it out. The. Gates pretty far
10:24
away from where we are. So what?
10:26
We give us about eighty minutes in
10:28
this place. And. I
10:30
just walk like with purpose. I end
10:32
up going right through someone who was
10:34
waiting in line. There's a gap, United
10:36
is walked difference and I hear it.
10:38
I hear a Geico ah excuse me
10:40
and I was like act added of
10:42
his. I don't know whether whether was
10:44
when I go the front and a
10:46
course there's the little one woman who's
10:48
a miniature person who doesn't speak good
10:50
English. users behind the counter you know
10:52
and I go. a black guards is
10:54
at all black.okay an Id and I
10:56
hear that guys are just cut in
10:58
front of everybody. Thought that. He stanley
11:00
about eight feet away, him in line
11:02
and I'm like scientists I got to
11:04
black card or on the clock. Here's
11:07
id out and she's like also you
11:09
in. They. Escorts You win.
11:11
right? But it i escort me
11:13
and then there's nobody is the front. Ah
11:15
so I got no no no don't don't
11:17
ask or I know where I'm going and
11:19
will have and I hear the guy the
11:22
guy yells ass holes all at us as
11:24
well as answer for was no as by
11:26
the way he snacks guys coming into the
11:28
club so I gotta go to the fuck
11:30
it buffet and look up and I'm like
11:32
look at over my shoulder like where is
11:34
this That's Michael throw down to Mike Mike
11:36
wanted to throw desks that like on the
11:38
default thick ice as like my food without
11:40
food Members fuck. An eye on the prize.
11:43
We get food here answer week where you
11:45
going for? got it and he could do
11:47
for whites. Ah and I don't know who
11:49
that guy is does he think I caught
11:52
in front of all of them? And by
11:54
the way to the miniature woman behind the
11:56
fuck in town or see. Showed something that
11:58
said he's got a black tie. He's all
12:00
I know. I see the Sat there
12:02
motive for granted. While this guy was
12:04
yellow lab mates and no one else in
12:06
line said shift to this guy either, so
12:09
did he not know the protocol? What?
12:11
Was this thing with what it might and I
12:14
were trying to figure out what he knew he
12:16
didn't know the protocol any at a stick up
12:18
as? My To: Who does
12:20
that? Who cares? Well.
12:22
There's a reason there's a reason that
12:24
they're allowing somebody from the south and
12:26
understands that he could have won the
12:29
could have been the know but costs.
12:31
By. Once the staff.
12:34
But. Honor of he knew she was paying
12:37
attention. Maybe she just thought I was next.
12:39
Anyway she made no attempt to mend any
12:41
a success at all. She does look been
12:43
locked and I was kind of looking at
12:45
the guy going on. At
12:48
a couldn't I didn't know at first if
12:50
he was angry because I slid by him
12:52
or because as cutting in line I didn't
12:54
I didn't know at our as fuck it
12:56
So on and on line South Africans had
12:58
a thing as a added during three my
13:01
most assists to take the as the off.
13:04
The I get older, it's clean the
13:06
slate. They're either thing about air airport
13:08
ones who think I'm crazy. what's your
13:10
edwin When one person moves, everyone picks
13:12
up their bags and move eight inches
13:15
or of I will just stand there.
13:17
Pearl tilt there's a big gap is
13:19
a point picking up and moving airport
13:21
and. Yeah you get
13:23
the front on the same time but everyone
13:26
behind me thinks is the most insane. My
13:29
That said, that's the thing this sub
13:31
was. Line is the same. It's like
13:33
a one through thirty eight, Thirty through
13:36
seventy five and then be And it's
13:38
like or it on be thirty one.
13:40
Why my standing in line, I'll just
13:42
walk all walked up and go. What
13:45
would you rather go ago on? Be
13:47
below on be thirty three and argo
13:49
I got thirty one and I'll just
13:51
walk have another of. What else was even
13:53
if you're checking a bag and you're going through that
13:56
snake with the ropes, yeah, could lead a big gap
13:58
in front of you knows. pick up the. Every
14:00
once in a lot of people think the
14:02
your these people think that you're making them
14:04
away and I can explain to them they're
14:06
gonna get at the front the same time
14:08
we don't the pick our bags of every
14:10
eight seconds we can city stand here see
14:12
a for like a good that it. Might
14:15
have had enough. I am fly way if I
14:17
fly first class I just wait for I want
14:19
to get on the plane and then I get
14:21
on the plane. I don't even know why you
14:23
want to get there first but anyway there I
14:26
the journey continues. the journey to using do that
14:28
with the first class thing with that but then
14:30
sometimes it's oh backed up. now you're in the
14:32
back. Of the huge line to
14:34
get to the plane and you can't blame their
14:36
answers or a larger job later seat at anyway
14:39
or it but I journey continues car journey continues
14:41
or my god in his is a pain I
14:43
haven't got their mike I haven't even got to
14:45
my yes hodes use of i have to question
14:47
or the about the block her I can wait
14:50
as the more we can deal with them now
14:52
it's up to you says I haven't asked. Act
14:54
of show tier but it's got some coke on
14:56
inside. Get away with the. Number
15:00
One: What Is The. Money
15:03
Limits. What? Other what,
15:05
how much can you plunk by with that?
15:07
I could buy and sell you today. Com.
15:10
To that know you could be a sex
15:13
Now I read the bodies are bad at
15:15
says it works are certain lower level comedians.
15:18
Obviously not a relic med neither.
15:20
Have I got this this? I
15:22
think? I don't know either. There's
15:24
no way it's limitless. The I
15:26
think I think you could go
15:29
in. And. Buy a Rolls Royce
15:31
with it occupied stand with it. I
15:33
was he can't buy a yacht. I
15:35
move them out by us. thirty million
15:37
dollars and I'll tell you that they
15:39
don't say the Zola the that sounds
15:41
like there's a limit that yeah I'd
15:43
it's limits I I agree. I don't
15:45
think you could buy pesos. his yacht.
15:47
With. Him which you could probably
15:50
go in and buy like a
15:52
Jaguar or something like that. eighty
15:54
nine thousand dollar car I I
15:56
say. When his
15:58
human being a core India alone. Eleven
16:00
a lower tier level whom here say
16:02
I think they should clear comedians i
16:04
was on that sea ice and gentlemen
16:06
who else was on the list but
16:08
on the you'd recognize the names you
16:10
know. Oh that's so that
16:12
sad cel euro zone on my recommends.
16:15
The. Aka happy without not that other models
16:17
here of Iraq and as light as
16:20
a plot on Go Out Here Why
16:22
you making it insulting? As you said
16:24
lower tier lower but not bottoms of
16:26
a sudden or lower tier coming out.
16:28
it's not like they are from the
16:30
bottom, you can't. Buy. Seinfeld
16:33
or Leno. Was. When
16:35
I'm sad says lower here. comedians.
16:38
It's one of my next question and I
16:40
bought the only guy. Either of you know
16:42
that you got him apart. Everybody wants to.
16:44
Hours ago, earth's been a few years. Yes,
16:47
Those. Bespoke gain, value, pose for that
16:49
matter how much I didn't buy to
16:51
make money. But.
16:53
Zero. guess if you wanted those guideline
16:55
like his comedy that's why are you buy
16:58
what you like anonymous do with cause
17:00
you don't do it to make money bass
17:02
the i'm sorry. So the second question
17:04
is I heard that I just don't
17:06
have it's true or not it's was the
17:08
black heart of sake thing and then
17:10
Seinfeld got the first one could be called
17:13
the guy and the guy was like
17:15
that's I see that idea. On. Getting
17:17
of the first one. I
17:19
don't know, but Seinfeld bought me three
17:21
years ago. On. That ride
17:23
the out. So he
17:25
could. Maybe he says first car I
17:28
may have number one on the license
17:30
blinded here. Tell that the or as
17:32
if if it is true science I'll
17:34
definitely thinks it's true. Yeah well the
17:36
guy waiting in line and Vegas with
17:38
the green. American Express card
17:40
does not recognize my black privilege.
17:43
That. Is Paul Black Privilege com.
17:46
Business know if you lose your actually up
17:48
the turning your black cards that the I
17:50
system right now I don't know how you
17:53
want to work shipping out our bar where
17:55
college shipping be. Obviously you gotta get on
17:57
a plane size some out here for by.
18:00
I. Gotta get Obama some. Gonna bomb now I think
18:02
I think you just go coverage. I'm not that
18:04
weird about it. And Fi Alina
18:06
is bob a little bubble wrap
18:08
Adam was he getting down to
18:10
see you wanna be your business
18:12
did say about all. Rob myself
18:14
up a little better little bubble
18:16
wrap seen car which was five
18:19
so the journey continues which is
18:21
now. We're. Leaving Vegas.
18:23
Where find at Dulles which
18:26
is D C and I'm
18:28
doing shows And to mony
18:30
I'm Marilyn. A half
18:32
hour. Outside of Baltimore,
18:35
A month. Boobies. Oh
18:38
cause. Of a
18:40
club, there is some don't these.
18:42
I'm going with good bees and.
18:45
We. Get the com might doesn't get we
18:48
land it for in the afternoon. Viscose
18:51
time. And. Might.
18:54
Goes and gets their rental
18:56
car and I go. I.
19:00
Check it's gonna take us to and a
19:02
half hours. Two. Hours and forty
19:04
minutes to get there because we land
19:06
on Friday at four in the afternoon
19:08
and just sitting in traffic all the
19:10
way out there. Now my tin or
19:13
he says an hour and thirty five
19:15
minutes but it with they didn't check
19:17
when we landed what time we land
19:19
they'd just as an hour and thirty
19:21
five but it's two hours and thirty
19:23
five minutes and already scarce. Then I
19:26
say a minute now sick ah what
19:28
time does the first show start? As
19:30
we get into the rental car. And
19:33
blow past the first exit. we're supposed
19:35
to turn all fonts I'm looking at
19:37
ways and on like. An
19:39
immigrant get to the hotel until
19:42
like right around seven. what times
19:44
the first show start and he
19:46
says seven thirty. My.
19:48
Son. Was going
19:51
to be tight but I think
19:53
we can make it and then
19:55
his name and I say then
19:57
I then I think I go
19:59
boom seven. Dirty and he goes
20:01
yeah and I go, You know, I.
20:04
Have a feeling that I went to the
20:06
website maybe a few weeks ago. And.
20:08
I think it said seven. What?
20:11
By the way When Adam Corolla says
20:13
that that everyone's officer, stop What are
20:15
telling, Stop what you're doing and reconsider.
20:17
What do you have to have? Everybody
20:19
has. No one ever takes me up
20:21
on it. but now that's your chance.
20:23
When I got a feeling about stop
20:25
in a sense the in our name
20:27
on the like the indians who puts
20:29
his head down to the ground and
20:31
comes up and goes I got a
20:33
bad feeling that that's a middle of
20:35
active right size and stop the wagon
20:37
train. So my toes but seven thirty.
20:40
And I go. Have you
20:42
know it's seven thirty makes and
20:45
he goes. That's what the itinerary
20:47
says. And
20:49
I say well I cherish as go take us in
20:51
our and thirty five minutes to get to to monier
20:53
months that two and a half hours gets into moaning
20:55
as it's on the itinerant. Ago.
20:59
Moon. I'm gonna check
21:01
on been assessed by Tipperary.
21:04
Is. Made up of stuff that we
21:06
put on. that's. Right that
21:09
that's the flaw in his logic.
21:11
So I go. I go
21:13
right now. He shows me the
21:15
itinerary. And I go. Not. Enough
21:18
for me. We fucked up way too
21:20
often. So I go online and I
21:22
go to my boobies and it says.
21:25
Show times: seven
21:27
Pm. And Nine Thirty
21:30
Pm Homework. Tell
21:33
Until Five minutes. The Seven is
21:36
psycho The makes that to eat
21:38
My six months ago Mike with
21:40
Derbys website says Showtime seven. And.
21:43
Nine thirty and he goes. Those are
21:45
doors. That's. Doors open. Assessment.
21:49
Ago my his he I will have
21:51
it was wise michael married to this
21:53
because my said something eleven minutes ago
21:55
and he stick and went yeah he's
21:58
good weather office and i said. I
22:02
should you know Mike The website says
22:04
seven. Seven. O'clock show
22:06
nine thirty so I doesn't say
22:08
anything about door to says showtime
22:10
said he goes I go. Why
22:12
are you still married To. Seven.
22:15
Thirty Two guests I I just look at
22:17
the itinerary. I checked the itinerary. I go.
22:21
Who. Makes the itinerary. Does Emmy? Tammy?
22:23
Does I go? Are you not willing
22:25
to entertain the notion that Amy may
22:27
have made a mistake on this itinerary
22:30
and he used as our whatever you
22:32
want your ourselves? So many goes, I
22:34
got a call The Club I go.
22:37
I don't have to call the club
22:39
looking at their website now just because
22:41
it's funny. The. Reason. The.
22:44
Itinerary says seven thirty instead of
22:46
seven is that we checked our website
22:48
instead of a club website to find
22:51
on the show starts and we had
22:53
it wrong on our website where that's
22:55
where we got the seven thirty. But
22:58
ah, Double. Now we roll
23:00
the inner We rolled into the hotel.
23:03
At. Like six forty eight or something
23:05
like that and as like i gotta
23:07
run up to the room and just
23:09
change and which com and right damp
23:11
right down it's Max I saw call
23:13
the her a, call the club and
23:15
see what successor best start at seven
23:17
like we're we're we're going in and
23:19
then my because he's a genius he
23:21
goes up at some point to come
23:24
down it. And. He goes.
23:26
i call the club it starts
23:28
at seven ago. yeah and sexy.
23:31
Another to a theater versus discouraging
23:33
Mike. He didn't say
23:35
sorry I do apologize. Nobody ever does
23:37
that because if they did that they
23:39
might not do it the next time
23:41
you know to mean you can't hope
23:43
you will need to learn that element
23:45
in there is an honor those don't
23:47
say the wrong anymore that that's there's
23:49
no value you get nothing out of
23:51
the hair was wrong before you know
23:53
credited it is so to to stop
23:55
doing it fairly stop if it's a
23:57
weird as it's are gone the way
23:59
the. No no no no, don't
24:01
do it and they certainly don't go.
24:04
Next time I'll reexamined what you said
24:06
are for them to do it and
24:08
move and movement on sir as know
24:11
you're not gonna learn a struggle were
24:13
just move and on so laws. But.
24:16
You made it to the show. I made it.
24:18
And are rock that plas? Add that you're
24:21
more of the story and wonder we could
24:23
put on itineraries now that we know that
24:25
august who believe whatever is on them. Right
24:29
put. Adam is always right.
24:31
task. Is it enough? Her
24:33
Now. Listen. To. Be
24:35
fair to everyone. The. Shows.
24:39
Off. And time start at seven thirty.
24:41
Often. Times but not all the
24:43
time and I just. For
24:45
happenstance, want to their website like a week
24:48
ago which I don't normally do and if
24:50
I didn't we'd be completely fuck now. I
24:52
don't know how. On to our website at
24:54
seven thirty and I don't know why we
24:57
checked our website and that I'm Mcgrew be
24:59
now I but here we are. Yeah, I
25:01
mean there is. There has been times I
25:04
seen this happen where the club gets it
25:06
wrong and they change it without telling us.
25:09
That. Was Mike's other theory. The off as
25:11
other theory is that at once a seven
25:13
thirty with the club and they changed it
25:15
to seven and I'm like. In
25:19
a world where we get shit wrong
25:21
all the time unlike the my have
25:23
you been here entertain the knows it
25:25
us getting chevron we do and every
25:27
single when you know around the itinerary
25:29
know it's a now because we got
25:31
a wrong on our website. But.
25:33
Anyway so stressful getting to his show.
25:35
I my small stressful on not gonna
25:38
make a show. I got off the
25:40
plane I went to galaxy idiot a
25:42
bus you know and take the bus
25:44
out you know out somewhere and ah
25:47
to with the airports hit my car
25:49
so I get the boss I'm taking
25:51
the bus, I'm sitting wave my car
25:53
and my guess is really cold and
25:56
Florida here. Our a
25:58
not and floor. Was in
26:00
Chicago. Wow and. Iran
26:03
and I am in a panic. I find
26:05
the specs if you missed a gig and
26:07
I I didn't have much money like you
26:10
lost all that money and the are flying
26:12
all that. The stakes are high but anyway
26:14
I ran back I got the bus. I
26:16
actually had your through security going but it's
26:18
so stressful. Yeah.
26:22
We also I realized to.
26:26
His arms retelling Mike stories. Might.
26:29
does everything with purpose. He
26:31
he steams a hat, Pp.
26:34
Plows forward. Yes he plows afford
26:36
emotional. It's like with start times
26:38
for shows. I was Mike slowdown
26:40
pump the brakes. I think we're
26:42
start Now is not some started
26:44
a moment. I don't act an
26:46
entire he physically moose. He moves
26:48
we like he leans forward and
26:50
in moves with her best and
26:52
he drives that way. So.
26:55
What I bet he makes love
26:57
that way for hims manslaughter and
27:00
own. After browse through. That
27:03
now that's a that's a
27:05
very good bets since T
27:07
plows so hard that when
27:09
we landed. So we landed
27:11
in Vegas on a Thursday,
27:14
And we're like. We.
27:17
Landed at like. Four o'clock
27:19
or some. By the
27:22
way, we just we just got done
27:24
over here fucking up the time I
27:26
leave for Vegas or the time we
27:28
start the show like we just were
27:30
just coming off of a fuck up
27:32
so I don't know where Mike's like
27:34
are you can never happen or he
27:36
doesn't even say analysts He said we
27:38
land and Vegas rise and I go
27:41
Hey man, We're discussing
27:43
it on the flight over. The.
27:45
Shows don't start for like another
27:47
three or four hours. Three hours.
27:50
I. Said the hotels a piece of shit. Why?
27:53
Don't we go hang out in the
27:56
Centurion lounge? And. And
27:58
weekend we can sit there, they have
28:00
a beer and eat for free and
28:02
it's a nice versus hustle to the
28:05
hotel and do nothing and then go
28:07
to the get. Say. Goes yeah
28:09
aren't let's do that as even just flashed a
28:11
card and you get in have allowed. I.
28:14
Said okay but what we need but
28:16
we can't leave security when we land.
28:19
When. We land. We gotta figure a
28:21
way to get the tram to. Concourse
28:24
for. But we can't go back out
28:26
into Gen Pop because then we can
28:28
get back. It's Mike's walker with purpose.
28:31
You may know where this is car
28:33
max and shall get along with the
28:35
bags you know? And I'm like S
28:37
and on C and signs like baggage
28:40
claim as Brown Transportation might just as
28:42
charged. It's not like might the migrants
28:44
lot out spikes two guards right side
28:46
less slide toward our. Lives
28:49
on line of her life by the like.
28:51
My were in the gen pop that we
28:53
can get to. the century allows us on
28:55
the other side as security goes well we're
28:57
here now. What he wanted to know. Why
29:02
while we have to do was not believe
29:04
security we we we cleared it, we couldn't
29:06
just got out. We could have found the
29:09
tremor. as someone where the tram was a
29:11
we've we've done it. We've gone from Southwest's
29:13
to the Centurion lounge a dozen times. it's
29:15
have to figure it out but we we
29:17
we both. Blue right
29:20
through security and ended up.
29:22
And back in the best score might might
29:24
like. And for a new neither you need
29:26
to hit the brakes play I need to
29:28
remove ignore it sounds like Fourth, we couldn't
29:31
avoid leaving. The. Security area. We
29:33
couldn't avoid it. we just stormed
29:35
all the brown transportation's and guards
29:37
and everything. Blue right derived So
29:39
then my goes Then he apologized
29:41
that failed already. Wanna do? Were
29:43
here now where you want to
29:46
do As I said. I.
29:49
Said. Why? I guess we just
29:51
go the hotel niggers now we're don't back in.
29:54
And. Will get them back in
29:56
the because We got our tickets were
29:58
tomorrow. I
30:01
go. I don't. Oh. How would
30:03
that work? And. Sure
30:05
enough we just go back around to
30:08
the security line and the clear whatever
30:10
it is and I only want to
30:12
see my driver's license and might strivers
30:15
I didn't want them to. What the
30:17
I. Saw. It as a pet. But.
30:19
It wouldn't say like the flights tomorrow. he gets
30:21
of your day early. I have no fucking idea
30:23
but Mike's like here we go and I'm like
30:25
i don't think this is gonna work any room.
30:28
We blow right through, go right through
30:30
and go to security. We got a
30:33
centurion while now in hell to the
30:35
and and walked in with their villa
30:37
in of yoga purpose yeah the other
30:39
as now. so what might does is
30:42
my drives with intense purpose. Which.
30:44
I normally live as but and I
30:46
don't care about the danger part when
30:48
he drives like a crazy man and
30:50
on the best passenger in the world.
30:52
but. When we're leaving
30:54
the airport, you know, when you're
30:56
leaving an airport Dulles and D
30:58
Seats you spill out. There's like
31:01
fifteen different possibilities. Go straight, Go
31:03
right last. and I'm like looking
31:05
at the phone and I'm going
31:07
numb. I'm going
31:09
we gotta we gotta get to to mony
31:11
I'm and got tickets to and a half
31:14
hours and it's for san and the show
31:16
I think started savants we haven't figure that
31:18
out yet but. And
31:20
and might just. Blows. Right
31:22
past the. The. Ramp, you know and
31:25
then we go pass it. we gotta turn
31:27
around or whatever. So now we've added time
31:29
and mike turning around and I go while.
31:32
Ago. Might. I like the
31:34
way drive you drive hard Macau like that
31:36
but at the beginning. When. We
31:38
don't know where we're going. You have to
31:40
palace take it easy, can't charge for my
31:43
so much purpose. You can't drive so fast
31:45
that the beginning we got to figure out
31:47
where we where we are first and he
31:49
goes as thrive into the starting line. I
31:51
go I go we missed our array of
31:53
cause you're going so fast and he goes
31:56
that's because they some so fast. You
32:00
know the reason I'm. Going. Past us.
32:03
But that's. Okay saying it's ours
32:05
are be that is make if we
32:07
were walking. We.
32:09
Would mess with them. They're not coming at
32:12
us where we go with that that because
32:14
they want to com sat even they come
32:16
fazhi woods which they don't use you go
32:18
slower than they so that they had that
32:20
isn't that. Why does it have to make
32:22
the southern half the manga? That's right that's
32:24
the beauty of it. But then he apologized
32:26
sister as right now now when we went
32:28
right into showtime's that's bad for them. Once
32:30
I heard us I have a fan posted
32:32
on mind that he saw you guys. On.
32:35
The flight out to Vegas and he said. That.
32:38
You and micro sitting in Southwest Flight A believe and
32:40
a guy tried to sit in between you both and
32:42
you talk them out of it. Is.
32:44
That true. Or else
32:47
we're on our almost one hundred percent
32:49
full flight. And
32:52
were on a southwest wide and
32:54
I had the window and might
32:56
have the aisle and there's probably
32:58
only for open seats. The entire
33:00
plane all medals us and so.
33:03
My. Guarded see my mind's
33:05
and got up and stood
33:08
in the block dead and
33:10
pretended like he was doing
33:12
something with his phone. And
33:16
piled all his shit onto the open seats
33:18
and physically block that's that's the my guy
33:20
a lot of like Doric go to town
33:22
of by the I was going to all
33:25
his jersey was gonna sit in between us
33:27
is like no other not on block in
33:29
the shit. And he
33:31
added out there that running I blocked in
33:34
Seattle as that southwest I don't like you
33:36
and south was I always feel like a
33:38
wrap your airline doesn't take care of her
33:40
engines as much stolen I because there's no
33:43
one else with a black card on that
33:45
the on sell for I believe it takes
33:47
like art as the on this occasion. Though.
33:50
Is that weird thing about the black card? Is
33:53
the poorest of the poor? Think it's
33:55
below the gold card and the silver
33:57
card. They think it's at the bottom.
34:00
So when I go to when I
34:03
go to like the Burbank Home Depot
34:05
when I pull out the black card
34:07
and the Guatemalan mother three is looking
34:09
as he's like oh sorry sis out
34:11
of a perfect world makes in her
34:14
world it's lower than gold There. Are
34:16
Selmer I think I have never seen with Aren't.
34:19
We. Got an article. To. Get
34:21
To. That. Dawson has.
34:24
That. I didn't even know about the it's
34:26
for it's it up at on Seinfeld that's
34:28
an op ed on Seinfeld. But. It
34:30
may involve me and even
34:33
Bill Maher. Here though.
34:35
Great! The as a way for the hear about
34:37
has been you've been really making the rounds of
34:39
l to hell. Are you will
34:42
have tried to sell my books? Yeah no
34:44
I get it. I get it. You know
34:46
you should come on the this podcast dad
34:48
to sell your both male well I'm trying
34:50
to You know I have a hit the
34:52
big ones forest but I'll be by ah
34:54
been considered a big one the and own
34:56
see well I think I mean by viewers
34:58
beg. You. Know by how many
35:00
people watch? Yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about.
35:03
I'm not tell my the physically size of the
35:05
buildings are you are you just in the right
35:07
It was. Where is this. We.
35:09
Do a podcast and successful. Oh so
35:11
you're naive on C B. well it's
35:13
current size. slimmer. Adding to it, you
35:16
know I would show up like if
35:18
I do year show again I'll I'll
35:20
be on Tv. You know we're pretty
35:22
bugs up throughout the rest of the
35:24
year. But okay, what's this article? Okay,
35:26
maybe I'll I'll talk the off the
35:28
air, maybe up. Come on your shout.
35:30
Okay Senate Bill on the pie card.
35:33
That bill. I bet you've got a
35:35
black car. Idea.
35:37
Of course I do as
35:39
censoring content and it's that
35:41
kind of giving amounts anybody
35:43
Malveaux hours. Why have one
35:45
you know, right? right? right?
35:48
So. I'll. Probably trash. it would
35:50
erupted they are. You just get rid of
35:53
the ah okay Bill Heinz. Are you really?
35:55
get ready your Centurion car just because I
35:57
have one. Without are probably.
36:00
Use it as like a ghost or for
36:02
my coffee table Now. It
36:04
lasted star okay, sorry and and
36:06
want to ruin it for heads
36:09
anyway. Maybe I'll come on. When
36:11
people who have black carbs start
36:13
flying Southwest, you know there's a
36:16
problem out of god. It's Friday.
36:19
And know you heard the beginning part
36:21
of the show will go awry. Listen
36:23
to the whole phone. Okay well here's
36:25
the. Here's the are in love
36:27
and maybe we should start with the with the
36:29
articles talking about. So yeah I felt was on
36:32
a podcast with. Very wise
36:34
and is it's a great interview. Ah
36:36
but here's the club that everybody saw.
36:39
It was set the table. To.
36:41
Be discussing and dumb. The.
36:43
And it's about he's talking about voice
36:45
talking about on Frosted a great movie
36:48
featuring Kyle.again soon as an hour is
36:50
terrible and as ever and a certain
36:52
time back when it was like Walter
36:54
Cronkite on sale you know I called
36:57
done again either know he these cerebral
36:59
he's not valid that he has a
37:01
does a terrible embrace of may out
37:03
as and sell anything like my so
37:06
I like Kyle I think is funny
37:08
vinegar your was found to have a
37:10
lot of guess what's the point. But
37:12
on the other hand, I couldn't help but wonder
37:15
if part of it is neither your own nostalgia.
37:17
For. This time that feels like another
37:20
plan and or at least one. Other
37:22
words such as. But. This another
37:24
element their that I'd say is
37:26
the key element and that is
37:28
an agreed upon hierarchy in which
37:30
I think is. Absolutely vaporized
37:33
in in today's moment. And I
37:35
think that is why people lean
37:37
on the horn and drive in
37:39
the crazy way that they drive.
37:41
because we have no sense of
37:43
hierarchy and as humans, we don't
37:46
really feel comfortable like that. So
37:48
that is part of when I
37:50
think. Is. If you want to. October.
37:53
nostalgia. That's part of what makes
37:56
that moment. Attractive looking back.
37:58
And the other thing is. As.
38:01
Far as I'm a man, Can.
38:03
I need a real are Are you up? A the
38:05
I won't lie or had wanted to
38:08
be a didn't ask your pronouns of
38:10
I've always wanted to be a real
38:12
man I never made it. was surprised
38:14
I really thought when I was that
38:16
in that era again. It
38:18
was J F K. It was
38:20
Muhammad Ali. It was Sean Connery.
38:23
Howard. Cosell, you go down them. That's a
38:25
real man. I'm. Going of: I want to
38:27
be like that some day. Well.
38:30
No. I. Never really grew up.
38:32
it's that's. A mean. You.
38:34
Don't want to was a comedian because it's a
38:37
childish. A. Pursuit. But
38:39
damn. I
38:42
miss. A
38:44
dominant masculinity. Yeah. I
38:46
get the toxic Saxon. Book.
38:49
But still I like a real man. They
38:52
aren't. They are. Whoa. Were fucking ourselves as
38:54
a society because they got rid of this
38:56
with side. It's a bad idea. There's.
38:58
And then the hierarchies. A real
39:00
fucking problem that people don't even
39:03
recognize the difference between me and
39:05
my black card and new. and
39:07
you're stupid green card yet? Deuce
39:09
Bag, How dare you raise your
39:11
voice, debates, call hierarchy to talk
39:13
about immigrants. Are you. A
39:16
hard oh yeah flat far as I
39:18
either way it earlier highway. Well worth
39:20
a waterway, well worth of the hero
39:23
in your but green American Express card
39:25
in his Highness with a Black Arts
39:27
and Bill Maher. He's got one to
39:29
where we should go off and hit
39:31
that lounge together belts. Oh
39:34
yeah, that sounds like a good time
39:36
where we talk about me and you
39:38
have. I have so much in common
39:41
with the oh wow I know and
39:43
was ground for say So Angry about
39:45
in Car Now or Forever great comedic,
39:48
minor and contemporaries Bell of Porno We
39:50
the oil that needs changing or whatever
39:52
you do I can't wait with let's
39:55
Go Oh sound condescending. I'm going with
39:57
the now wondering I'm I'm trying to.
40:00
Compliment you and thanks how much I want
40:02
to hang out with. the it was at
40:04
an airport lounge. Or
40:07
see there you go again to
40:09
know it sounds to my ear
40:11
and I have a very wary
40:13
are here because I'm a great
40:15
comedian myself. In right right scene
40:17
Where are you don't know that
40:19
words I would say there you
40:21
go okay married you go are
40:23
misinterpreting do my when I laughed
40:25
when I said I was a
40:27
great comedian. Sale of the Libya
40:29
it's okay we'll let your varies
40:31
money. that's why I'm laughing because
40:34
you're so funny Counter or just
40:36
sex. A compliment. The. Have made
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41:22
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41:40
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opinion as as a Seinfeld isn't
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41:46
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41:48
who is a professor of History
41:51
at Vanderbilt Raw Cnn. When.
41:53
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld as in a nostalgic
41:56
mood. He apparently laments the loss of
41:58
two things that once. Rained in
42:00
the United States and agreed upon
42:02
hierarchies and dominant masculinity. He revealed
42:05
those longings in a recent interview
42:07
with very wise editor of The
42:09
Free Press as they talked about
42:11
the early Nineteen sixties. The to
42:14
Yada Yada had passed the issues
42:16
of black civil rights and toxic
42:18
masculinity as Seinfeld zeroed in on
42:20
dominant men and hierarchy as quote
42:22
part of what makes that moment
42:25
attractive. Such an obsolete
42:27
vision of the past may not be
42:29
intentionally, may not intentionally be expressive of
42:31
the revanchist politics of the current moment
42:33
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42:35
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42:37
policy of seeking to retaliate. Know when
42:40
women are denied medical care, professors are
42:42
fired for teaching black history and supreme
42:44
court justices are openly questioned they were
42:46
all nighters. women are being denied medical
42:49
care and and teachers are being fired
42:51
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42:53
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43:00
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43:02
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43:04
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43:07
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43:09
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43:11
constitutionality of same sex marriage. In
43:13
fact, for him, at least one
43:16
is not about the other. Seinfeld
43:18
openly disdains politics, but whether he
43:20
likes it or not, his vision
43:22
of gender and masculinity shared by
43:24
many male comedians and not for
43:27
nothing conservative politicians is deeply political,
43:29
and it's prominence in the comedy
43:31
world bolsters the retrograde politics now
43:33
flourishing in many parts of the
43:36
U. S. Sticks about women. Who
43:38
have. Sticks About Women have
43:40
long been a prominent feature of
43:42
stand up comedy, but the take
43:44
my wife please comedy of the
43:46
mid twentieth century is gradually morphed
43:49
into something with more bite, a
43:51
cultural commentary that frets over the
43:53
emasculation of men and lay the
43:55
blame at the feet of women.
43:58
Seinfeld hit this hints at. The
44:00
Troubling: the collapse of hierarchy with
44:02
the demise of dominant masculinity. other
44:04
comedians have been more explicit. Adam
44:07
Corolla. put it bluntly and
44:09
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44:11
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44:13
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44:16
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44:18
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44:20
by any definition is disappearing.
44:22
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44:24
page. By masculinity, he means
44:27
both toughness and male supremacy.
44:29
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44:31
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44:33
pointing out that men and women are different.
44:36
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44:38
the Mr. Dawson show. I
44:42
just saw his the i'm going all
44:44
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44:48
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44:50
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44:58
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45:00
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45:05
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45:07
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45:11
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45:13
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45:18
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45:20
mom and my dad's house after I
45:22
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45:24
sit in front of their bookshelf and
45:27
I've never seen one of my books
45:29
on their bookshelf of them. Bookshelves,
45:31
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45:34
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46:25
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46:28
bill I say know.
46:30
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46:32
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46:34
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46:38
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46:42
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46:44
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46:46
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46:48
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46:52
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46:56
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46:58
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47:00
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47:02
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47:04
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47:07
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47:09
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47:11
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47:13
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47:27
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47:29
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47:31
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47:34
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47:36
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47:38
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47:40
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47:43
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47:45
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47:47
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47:50
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47:52
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47:54
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47:56
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47:59
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48:01
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48:03
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48:05
home with the kids than in
48:07
the workplace and men became metro
48:09
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48:11
who unlike around him and do I
48:13
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48:15
women in make fun of men all
48:17
the times. Are the wrong kind
48:19
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48:23
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48:25
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48:27
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48:30
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48:32
semitism for the loss of a days
48:34
gone by visual of what real men
48:37
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48:39
most recent book. What? This comedian
48:41
said will shock you Bill Maher
48:44
offers a similar assessment shot with
48:46
shot through with similar amounts of
48:48
nostalgia, noting a decline in the
48:50
amount of sex Americans are having.
48:53
He blames feminism for denying man
48:55
and ruining sex quotes as a
48:57
result of having it drilled into
49:00
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49:02
is itself toxic and scary and
49:04
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49:07
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49:09
girly men they've created. He writes
49:11
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49:13
days is more sex. And.
49:15
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49:19
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49:21
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49:23
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49:26
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49:28
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49:30
to bell are you are used to
49:32
be a carpenter and up boxing codes
49:34
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49:37
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49:40
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49:42
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49:44
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49:46
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49:49
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49:51
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49:53
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49:55
brought me on the oh and I think
49:58
I'm a cop and Robin Hood. Gabi.
50:00
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50:03
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50:05
the mail department so I'm sure I'll get so
50:07
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50:09
agree with each other in this point
50:11
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50:14
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50:16
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50:18
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50:45
there any more of the Dawson shows?
50:49
More women take the brunt of
50:51
the blame from these comedians. Their
50:53
critiques are also linked to anti
50:55
gay and anti trans panic proliferating
50:58
and beings visibly weapon and weaponized
51:00
in the political arena, ever panicking
51:02
over the trans. the masculinity they
51:04
defend his adamantly heterosexual not just
51:07
by women, but also by gay.
51:09
Men and gender Nonconforming
51:11
people Corollas panic His
51:13
bare faced quote. Know.
51:15
Dad wants his son to be gay. He.
51:18
Writes in an early chapter. Vii.
51:20
We insists he supports gay
51:22
rights. He does so fretfully.
51:24
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51:27
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51:29
good weather eyebrow. House
51:31
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51:35
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51:37
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51:39
it on my show next two weeks. Or
51:42
his hand wringing about like at Oh
51:45
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51:47
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51:49
about them. I
51:51
said no father once his son
51:53
to be gay because no father
51:55
once his son to be gay
51:57
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52:00
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Space Avatar last part from
52:04
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52:06
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52:08
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52:12
the beginning a chapter two or whenever
52:15
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52:17
it'll say some now. Eight a Boot
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52:21
to be gay. that's a that's why.
52:24
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52:26
the parents. One brand kids and all
52:28
that kind of shit. But any once
52:30
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52:33
his interview with Wise Signs Old explains
52:35
the power of comedy is to punctured
52:37
the veneer of society and to get
52:40
to the truth like more for all.
52:42
He styles himself as one of society's
52:44
truth tellers, allergic to the need for
52:46
agreeing agreement. And consensus and mob
52:49
rule that governs other humans.
52:51
No need for fact checkers or analytical
52:53
as is out there. Was this bitch
52:56
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52:58
all of it. I'd love to get
53:00
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53:02
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53:04
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53:06
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53:09
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53:11
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53:13
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53:16
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53:18
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53:20
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53:22
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53:24
years or analytical essays, the comedians' accuracy
53:26
can be measured in audience laughs, a
53:28
sign of recognition that the comedian is
53:31
hit upon something we all know deep
53:33
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53:35
willing to say. Her.
53:39
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53:41
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53:43
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53:45
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53:47
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53:49
have the panels which I haven't read. The
53:51
owners by a so my son I worry
53:53
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53:55
at this point. I'm hoping he's not a
53:57
bar at at. He's not a bottom. There
54:00
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54:02
it, know dad wants his son to go gay.
54:04
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54:06
I'm sure high school is no picnic for fifteen
54:09
year old gay boys. Or the other hand, maybe
54:11
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54:13
old heterosexual did the way things are going. My
54:15
son will probably goes ass kicked for not being
54:18
gay. Or
54:20
that's we All right. Right on the money.
54:22
As a little more nuanced rise. To
54:25
that. Favors you happen to be right.
54:27
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54:29
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54:31
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54:33
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54:35
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54:38
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54:47
home release. When I first started the show
54:50
I remember waiting and I bought. I went
54:52
to the signing. And just do you
54:54
know, Well as I stood in line and waited for
54:56
you to sign my book even though I work for
54:58
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55:01
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55:03
was expressing to Mike August this very weekends,
55:05
we sometimes get things wrong around here, terms
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you just read the article Dos and don'ts
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56:15
where they were and sub. Now imagine
56:18
you're on the losing end of that
56:20
because it's if this was just opinion
56:22
dawson be like I know where I
56:24
was when that book came out and
56:26
I would believe you if as in
56:28
the jury. All right.
56:30
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56:32
that book and giving into my
56:34
father having you sign it to
56:36
my father. And. Because my dad
56:38
was really proud that I had a job working
56:41
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56:43
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56:45
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56:47
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56:49
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56:51
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56:54
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56:56
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56:58
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57:00
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57:13
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57:16
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57:24
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57:33
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57:35
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57:37
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57:40
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57:45
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57:55
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57:58
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58:00
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58:02
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58:04
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had his Porsche there and I had
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his cars featured over here in this
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a period of time and I said.
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Why don't we go over and look at my
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car and he's like to a half do i
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don't want to see the that material it and
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plane that i asked and assistance to go look
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and that's it and what's the I'm going to
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do in the garage and it led to a
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around them but then you saw the
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movie and the first thing I said
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on our show with both or play
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seven days and talking about happy childhood
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for millions of American. Good for going
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moon alone you look up it's there.
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more days before the movie I hadn't
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seen the movie outside inside realms. gonna
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sided the moon raf And then four
1:07:04
days later I saw the movie and
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I was like oh he's doing what
1:07:08
I was making fun of. When.
1:07:10
I was making fun of him for not
1:07:12
watching that. Seeing my car right out a
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Bill Maher playbook or I will I would
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minutes atlas and after the car. Incident:
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The. Out so the Moon room we have
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the car and said and somewhere which
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broad when me to see as nine
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Will play or as you want to hear
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1:07:46
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1:07:48
his and Paul Newman? Nine Thirty Five!
1:07:51
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1:07:53
and there was so much says you
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know we're interaction going on was kind
1:07:57
of difficult for me to maneuver. He
1:07:59
kept pushing me. You've got to see my
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sister. Nine thirty five I got why. Why
1:08:03
do I have to see is what will
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was. Then. Nothing.
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But a big winter boomers and I'll
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just say it now. the Winter Buddha
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reality. Of I'll
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say I'll say is now Yep
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the meet? Another guy with a Nine
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Thirty Five look read over there. there's
1:08:34
a Nine Thirty Five. I don't know
1:08:36
my car anymore. You don't know that
1:08:38
cars been sold Sold? That was the
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one out at Gooding, right? That's right,
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within like ten people on the aware
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of that our own a Nine Thirty
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1:08:50
he's at a Porsche meet he ought.
1:08:52
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Ride Dry and Paul Newman Car Design
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a kid off and his front. Door
1:08:58
and asked him been promoted. We're
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both standing in the infield of
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the biggest Porsche event in the
1:09:04
world. Looking at Porsche, that's
1:09:07
that's what you got. I had contacts
1:09:09
on my side yes it's called Rails
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a little below the Rams or in
1:09:16
that car. I wonder why is on
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trophy in that car? Two years ago.
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Or. Wireless I google knows. What
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I gotta say thank you I'll.
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own to the Robbie lives in the town
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yeah. Home track Lime Rock All
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lived in the lime rock many it's
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as my uncle used to race and
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bring their we support them a few
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loves calm down again since in
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the center site that. May
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1:10:00
all Paul Newman car in your garage.
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the out leave money occurred as mean
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sake a few months. Why why when
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so far stop he did sell. His.
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Nine Thirty. That.
1:10:18
Is true. Now. I gotta check the
1:10:20
timeline because I think he sold it. Right
1:10:23
about that time or maybe after
1:10:25
even bites. What I'm saying is
1:10:27
is why is that an excuse.
1:10:31
For not. Seeing.
1:10:33
A Nine Thirty five you had one.
1:10:36
Nobody there has. And nine thirty
1:10:38
five. So. Using his logic,
1:10:41
nobody should look at the Nine Thirty Five
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because no one owns and Nine Thirty Five.
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1:10:49
He uses one know your size. He.
1:10:51
Owned it any, sold it right at
1:10:54
that time. Said. He
1:10:56
the Paul Newman say is what would drag
1:10:58
me earlier. Now he owned the first Nine
1:11:00
Thirty Five. Ivs that into Nine Thirty Five.
1:11:03
Anyway let's not live in the
1:11:05
past was that it's over he
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didn't want to see or com
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or said so case a great
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car illicit I I am fine
1:11:13
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1:11:15
go, You know? Stuff.
1:11:17
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like be extra parts of life
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like where people go ahmad fifty
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nine. Go and on. Sixty
1:11:27
like I. You don't need the rest of
1:11:29
the going on here. know we don't need
1:11:31
that. I don't really even need to see
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pictures of your infants because they him since
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all look about the same. But if you
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are there, To. Exclusively.
1:11:40
Look it pushes. Right
1:11:43
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1:11:45
a comedian. Coincidentally, a whole Newman's Porsche
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Nine Forty Five eighty feet from you.
1:11:49
and you have at Nine Thirty Five
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owned a Nine Thirty Five are just
1:11:54
so the Nine directs. Then you
1:11:56
are compelled to go look at it.
1:11:58
And that's that. Reasonable. ask?
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You know, rattle like to the tube
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same year. Haven't found other associates. good
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Tomatoes. says. Yeah, Done that.
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plays mister version saw this
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animated arrived. And
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so. This
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saw as a title is thus
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joining the ranks of some legendary
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both Adam and Kyle joining the
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ranks of some legendary father son
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duo. Smooth and storytelling. So this
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woman to look out to that
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ah like top team and out.
1:13:06
In our first film, Albert Brooks
1:13:08
stars as an overly cautious clowns
1:13:10
their shoes son Nemo has disappeared,
1:13:13
Ellen Degeneres costars as a delivery
1:13:15
fish with no short term memory
1:13:17
and the duo and car encounters
1:13:20
sharks, jellyfish, and a host of
1:13:22
ocean dangers. Sounds. Awesome! From
1:13:24
two thousand and three it's finding Nemo.
1:13:28
Are got another Mike Our guest
1:13:30
stars to suffer. seven. When
1:13:34
we were and Utah. And
1:13:37
we were driving. Do we have that
1:13:39
clip? The are We never found the
1:13:41
Mercedes a leather clearance or it's. So
1:13:44
were drive and so this is not a
1:13:46
good Mike August drive and starts. We jump
1:13:49
in the rental car and Utah and we
1:13:51
start drive and toward our air B and
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B and it's a brand new. Volkswagen.
1:13:57
S U V. And might
1:13:59
start. The one this deck about
1:14:01
this is Mercedes lather and he
1:14:03
still in the whole thing in
1:14:05
the German accent whatever which is
1:14:07
a scene from Lost in America.
1:14:09
Albert Brooks oh Albert love the
1:14:11
rocks! It's a great movie and
1:14:13
Albert Brooks starts off by wanting
1:14:15
to get a Mercedes and there's
1:14:17
a whole thing Race on the
1:14:19
phone with Han's the Mercedes guy,
1:14:21
the speaker and is this week
1:14:23
the guys go in. This is
1:14:25
better than my leather sick it's
1:14:27
not leather and paid sixty five
1:14:29
thousand. Dollars or carts not leather. guess
1:14:32
it's Mercedes who either. And so my
1:14:34
gusto and the whole stack and I'm
1:14:36
doing the whole stick with him rights
1:14:38
and then. We. Stop. I stop.
1:14:40
and I go. Might. Do.
1:14:43
You know, Who was doing
1:14:46
the voice in that scene? Because
1:14:48
we found out later on. That.
1:14:50
Albert Brooks was doing the
1:14:53
German accent through the speakerphone.
1:14:56
To. Himself he was act as a
1:14:58
piece of trivia while so I go
1:15:00
are you know who is they're. Doing.
1:15:03
That we just acted out the entire scene. Hit
1:15:05
my government and I go. You know who that was in
1:15:07
that same. And. Address. Albert
1:15:10
Brooks. I don't owe. You
1:15:13
knew that it was young. And.
1:15:16
When you find that out against them.
1:15:18
Posner ago. I
1:15:21
just found that out. I don't even know I'm
1:15:23
a huge our Brooks man and I love that
1:15:25
movie about and find out the like three years
1:15:27
ago that was Albert Brooks and the Ghosts. yeah
1:15:29
well I note. And I go. When
1:15:33
you knew that German voice was Albert Brooks
1:15:35
and he goes oh not a know that.
1:15:39
Was the other scripts. Might
1:15:41
feel different up. Ask you who Albert Brooks
1:15:43
about? What? What do you think I'm asking
1:15:45
we? we just redid the whole scene where
1:15:48
you. Pick. Up asking if
1:15:50
Albert Brooks is in that. That. The
1:15:52
dearth of the fall desire to try to just
1:15:54
let it go and thought it was a do
1:15:56
know you know My problem is is my promises
1:15:59
I often times don't. Help people stop they.
1:16:01
I don't think they need to know like
1:16:03
I go to. you know who was doing
1:16:05
the voice in that scene? I didn't go.
1:16:07
The guy doing the German voice on the
1:16:09
for on the phone. I didn't say that
1:16:11
God is I had to because I already
1:16:13
acted out right and the same. As soon
1:16:15
as we are you were talking about the
1:16:17
voice coming out of Albert Brooks mouse could
1:16:19
have been a while but my what am
1:16:21
I? I'm wrong. I did not make it
1:16:23
clearer and else is what nonsense. I'm finding
1:16:25
Nemo. Great. Movie. Pixar,
1:16:29
At its best. He.
1:16:33
This way, fantastic film. Is it
1:16:35
weird when they got rid of
1:16:37
what's his name from Pixar? John.
1:16:41
Lasseter son last of her got
1:16:43
like early me tude and people
1:16:45
relying on what did he do.
1:16:47
It's like well he'd go to
1:16:49
the Christmas party and he wasn't
1:16:51
appropriate. Such. I'd really, we're going
1:16:53
to get rid of him. He
1:16:56
seems to be the brains Rise operation and
1:16:58
as they got rid alas, it or. And.
1:17:00
They never really said wide. I
1:17:03
know over but this is gonna be.
1:17:06
Very. High you got write down
1:17:08
your score or when some right
1:17:10
are you playing on offline? I'd
1:17:12
assume Bomb had had i'm writing
1:17:14
down. This. Almost perfect
1:17:16
film and a critical of this kind of
1:17:18
shit. Oh yes, Mrs. Toss.
1:17:21
so I'm going to go
1:17:23
with Ninety Four. Ah,
1:17:27
I'm I'm gonna go. It's who.
1:17:31
Ninety. Four is pretty good. Other
1:17:33
your nice nice sex and
1:17:35
the Six Ninety Six. Finding
1:17:38
Nemo is certified Brush very
1:17:40
high and Ninety Nine. While
1:17:42
almost perfect, people have at
1:17:44
it eighty six and swear
1:17:46
aren't. Next. Up. After finding
1:17:48
out that Darth Vader is actually his
1:17:50
father, Luke Skywalker struggles to help as
1:17:52
public come back from the dark side.
1:17:55
Also, the Death Star's back. And.
1:17:57
He walks dance in the forest. Mark
1:17:59
Hamill Harrison. Lord Carrie Fisher and Billy
1:18:01
Dee Williams from Nineteen Eighty Three. Star.
1:18:03
Wars Episode Six, Return of
1:18:06
The Jet I. Saw.
1:18:08
As my to do the voice of
1:18:11
Darth Vader they said Alber Elbaz the
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Up. We. All know that. Way
1:18:16
to my this is the first one. The
1:18:18
Seco. It's one of six withered, ordered one
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south. I'm not a so I don't. I
1:18:23
didn't sign off on Star Wars as
1:18:25
beings that gray it identifies as the
1:18:27
six one of us everyone's try and
1:18:30
ones nuts with their fucking Star War
1:18:32
stuff but I do remember this one
1:18:34
disappointed people or something like I ever
1:18:37
get him member that which one the
1:18:39
nerds liked and didn't like. You.
1:18:41
Didn't even go to watch them. Ah,
1:18:43
I may have a saw the first one
1:18:46
and I may have seen bits and stop
1:18:48
at an avid see it but I just
1:18:50
it's not my world of us months wasn't
1:18:53
that into it. Now
1:18:57
so this a third one was got all the. Characters
1:19:00
that are one likes. But.
1:19:02
Nobody. Likes the
1:19:05
third womb. Oh, they did like
1:19:07
the third one. For. The
1:19:09
like the first one they didn't like the
1:19:11
second they do likes asserts I got I'll
1:19:13
say when I got on board with I
1:19:16
I went to see the first the the
1:19:18
second one I think and they did the
1:19:20
know ending saying and I was like where's
1:19:22
the ending as like we're gonna come back
1:19:24
to like as I now have an end
1:19:26
it I thought I could get hit by
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every one is forced to sit in what. Felt
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1:54:18
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fulfilling one arm. And there's
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is before the incident that ah but
1:56:41
visitor to talking about our key on
1:56:43
Clark and the Wm beer. I've
1:56:45
been. I have a basketball fan since
1:56:48
I can remember. I played basketball with
1:56:50
my dad. In Harlem Miles five years
1:56:52
old. my I remember loving a
1:56:54
day early in the game, not
1:56:56
necessarily loving women back. rights at
1:56:58
all adult A scenario is tingling.
1:57:00
Cop Clark is a vehicle that
1:57:02
will bring this sport that I
1:57:04
have loved so much and so
1:57:06
long. So little five year old
1:57:08
girls playing in Harlem I say
1:57:10
Yes, Bravo! Yeah, I do think
1:57:12
that there is a thing called
1:57:15
pretty privileged. There is a thing
1:57:17
called white privilege. There is a
1:57:19
thing called tall privilege and we
1:57:21
have to acknowledge that and so
1:57:23
on. That part of it is.
1:57:25
About race because if you think about
1:57:27
the Brittney griner of the world you
1:57:29
know Why did she have to go
1:57:32
to play and I wouldn't pay his
1:57:34
I would say what we have had
1:57:36
another relax mother cause they didn't believe
1:57:39
that Wmds as part. Of my
1:57:41
point here. Now you know
1:57:43
Caitlin Clark is bringing this
1:57:45
money, these sponsorships and herself.
1:57:48
Into the League and other players
1:57:50
will benefit from it. But I
1:57:52
do think that she is more
1:57:54
relate a Baltimore people because she's
1:57:57
white, because she's attractive. So.
1:58:00
However, Comanche.
1:58:02
In is Sunny. Hostin was an
1:58:04
attractive would anyone want to hear
1:58:06
it doesn't last that tense and
1:58:09
head has to say number one.
1:58:11
She doesn't say that suits us.
1:58:13
Interests are so there is no
1:58:15
track record for White America supporting
1:58:17
black. Basketball. Players.
1:58:20
That. We've known have a history and.
1:58:22
Know. I am survey
1:58:25
guy or not, it eats.
1:58:27
I let's see, I'd Ah,
1:58:29
I supported Bob Cousy of
1:58:32
Can and Larry Bird and
1:58:34
the guy who shot free
1:58:36
throws underhand. Name
1:58:39
any other and be a great
1:58:42
side. New ideas based on any
1:58:44
my job by that. That's all
1:58:46
and alright. Yeah, Not
1:58:48
been supporting abrogate Americans. You
1:58:50
are correct. Yeah now. Oh
1:58:52
Pete Maravich. That's the other
1:58:55
guy. I can't think of
1:58:57
any other. And. That was
1:58:59
still others that was the only
1:59:01
party mri. oh stop And yeah
1:59:03
that was elected him As much
1:59:06
as it was it was Pete
1:59:08
Maravich and Larry Bird and Bob
1:59:10
Cousy and stock then and that
1:59:12
George Michael. I. Sit down
1:59:14
so that. The. Topic
1:59:16
I am sick of any other guy
1:59:18
I do not know Northern so not
1:59:20
get my money's right Now it's it's
1:59:23
by the way, the people think like
1:59:25
racists like all the race hustlers constantly
1:59:27
graph that on to be what why
1:59:29
would people want to support a black
1:59:31
applicants and most America when sports like
1:59:33
snow we don't think. Racist.
1:59:35
Thoughts you think races. Thoughts
1:59:38
We thank God. We
1:59:40
want the best man and or woman
1:59:43
for the job. That's you guys. Being
1:59:45
race like America has not been ready
1:59:47
to accept a black by spreads. Yes
1:59:50
we are. She's good. Them.
1:59:52
Then we are as. A t
1:59:54
what I want Mexico but as eskimos
1:59:56
and out there my those are the
1:59:58
best about the other person. The do
2:00:00
anything about that raining fire
2:00:02
and then and then I'm
2:00:04
I remember like when Caitlin
2:00:06
Clark was. Leaving.
2:00:09
Her college career Like Lynette Woodward whether
2:00:11
who initially have the record for points
2:00:13
scored since you doing a speech to
2:00:15
to honor Kale and from surpassing her
2:00:18
score for her scoring record. but she
2:00:20
did in a weird way. Here's the
2:00:22
clip on how seats I'd Turns out
2:00:24
black people can be racist. Still, I
2:00:26
think that's what I'm learning. Know, I'm
2:00:29
learning that and this. They always. And
2:00:31
I don't know what this woman's that.
2:00:33
I'm just saying that sniper as as
2:00:35
you shows He just had her scoring
2:00:37
record surpassed. By kale and and this is how see
2:00:39
honored it. Is
2:00:42
no longer. A
2:01:01
sport for the. Rights
2:01:07
of people are fewer like of
2:01:09
seer undercutting her biggest biggest a
2:01:12
minute through Point Landy this it
2:01:14
was slightly smaller ball arm. And
2:01:16
so there's they like of the W M B
2:01:18
A getting petty about Kale and Clark joining but.
2:01:21
Everyone's are the wall. a lot more eyeballs
2:01:23
are going to the W N B A
2:01:25
because of her. Yeah, and they're getting more
2:01:27
sponsorships and they're if they're actually getting more
2:01:30
ticket sales and view and views. And Charles
2:01:32
Barkley. Had. Something to say about all
2:01:34
this or love this guy. You.
2:01:44
Know. About.
2:01:52
Your baking. Soda
2:01:56
out of money. Appear for
2:01:58
services bring in Philadelphia. What?
2:02:03
You for com. Where
2:02:07
are you wanna serve chicken?
2:02:10
Soup or you always out his mother to the
2:02:12
table. Yeah.
2:02:17
I'm a child so they don't include
2:02:19
do a murder fatty and is still
2:02:21
have your proceed unless your time on
2:02:24
Tom Petty or Richard Petty since who
2:02:26
are do. Then. I
2:02:28
don't know if that's what he's referring
2:02:30
to. The Petty. There's also tile padding.
2:02:32
I belong. There is a might have
2:02:34
been talking about the Petty Nascar, The
2:02:37
Petty Family, the Petty Families, and Tom
2:02:39
and Door. And on Earth. Yeah.
2:02:42
But anyway, so. Dead.
2:02:44
Was like. Though. The women and the W
2:02:46
B on as welcoming as we thought. Well
2:02:49
as soon as I as are they
2:02:51
just being racist as it's it's like
2:02:53
I mean why his reign as hell
2:02:55
is he a do is to just
2:02:57
be tense. him is maybe now be
2:03:00
can be anything but illicit women. You're
2:03:02
constantly complaining about us. what about you
2:03:04
guys have what you do to each
2:03:06
other day regime or hear about the
2:03:08
rich are women are horrible to each
2:03:10
other for anyone really studies them like
2:03:12
the and does and Congress screaming the
2:03:15
other We just as like it's not
2:03:17
us, it's a bureau you guys. A
2:03:19
big girl. You're doing a to yourselves. It's.
2:03:22
right? That's right. Oh thank as is
2:03:24
now I will need a matter of
2:03:26
still have to rebuild everything because we
2:03:28
both have zero suit says now we
2:03:31
built everything Syrian or nurse yeah it's
2:03:33
a May with the start over ago
2:03:35
men go will blow the woods when
2:03:37
to go to pot is billed as
2:03:40
his eyes you don't tell me that
2:03:42
due to his as we will as
2:03:44
nigga with ah yes out arguments internet
2:03:46
use some old standby was as if
2:03:49
I went over to the women's side.
2:03:51
Two thousand. Years later I'd be like
2:03:53
you bitches still haven't figured out a
2:03:55
spatula. Yes, two thousand years we had
2:03:57
we had holiday that I work with us.
2:04:00
Shut all the suspension bridges
2:04:02
and smartphone there may be
2:04:04
say get up there there
2:04:06
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the Menstruation So so Gabelli
2:04:10
chatty fighting they're dead view
2:04:12
terrible. Show them to Som
2:04:14
Vi your I'm I'm Adam
2:04:16
You're talking about ah Airlines
2:04:18
and. Are we? We know your
2:04:21
feelings about dogs on flights. right?
2:04:23
Move An Ear solution winds
2:04:25
up pet on a jet.
2:04:28
Writer Pet in his head I forget when it. Might.
2:04:31
Sly? You'd like this? Are
2:04:34
yeah this too big a problem with people
2:04:36
bring in all their dogs at the airports
2:04:38
and on player robe deprecating on planes and
2:04:40
they're having to turn planes or else as
2:04:42
just a bunch of people who want to
2:04:44
travel with our dog they don't know what
2:04:46
needs a dog to travel. Bully me. I
2:04:49
do it all the time. I have a
2:04:51
dog, I don't travel my dog. I'm able
2:04:53
to travel that a dog and so is
2:04:55
everybody in America for at this thing doesn't
2:04:57
exist but there's too many people getting fake
2:04:59
notes from their doctors and all I'm saying
2:05:01
is are there are lots they have. A
2:05:04
test. You. Know the
2:05:06
words. Begun Metallurgy. The
2:05:09
metal detector test. Yes, no.
2:05:11
metallurgy. Of now.
2:05:13
Okay, The. Everyone is
2:05:15
what that means. If the worry what it means
2:05:18
you know the word and Metallurgy know tell the
2:05:20
audience the our that you know my bikini say
2:05:22
Metallurgy. Their. Met
2:05:24
a. Mirage. Med Major
2:05:26
your. Senses are
2:05:29
urging the habit of said that
2:05:31
they have to test. The.
2:05:33
Impel are in the propellers of the
2:05:35
jet engines. so if there's a goose
2:05:37
strike and bird strikes and they won't
2:05:39
ira goose in there you go to
2:05:41
get it out of as as right
2:05:44
and as metallurgy It I said no
2:05:46
doubt that metallurgy the size of testing
2:05:48
the metal to see that can withstand
2:05:50
a birds right you know and that
2:05:52
you know how they tested. Adult
2:05:55
birds at it I would assume. Yeah,
2:05:57
They fire up the engine. they throttle
2:05:59
it up. They get a full throttle.
2:06:01
And. They take an air can and and
2:06:04
they fire a frozen chicken at it
2:06:06
through an air cannon. That.
2:06:09
Sounds like a good idea, right?
2:06:11
And now here's my idea. Yeah,
2:06:14
we're going to go around the airports, are going
2:06:16
to find people that have a fake note from
2:06:18
their doctor to bring their stupid lap dogs with
2:06:20
them. But. I'm an ex
2:06:23
added I now call now and
2:06:25
then we're going to put it.
2:06:27
I'm all the Tv sets that
2:06:29
show Cnn and all the monitors
2:06:31
and every monitor the airport ever
2:06:33
computer, all the flight arrivals and
2:06:35
departures. every see it and I
2:06:37
was gonna put it on there
2:06:39
and I'm going to narrate. And
2:06:42
we're going a fire that
2:06:44
dog intuit into a school
2:06:47
that Rolls Royce engine. Yeah,
2:06:50
we're gonna show the owner sobbing
2:06:53
and baggage. That. I don't
2:06:55
pull. The. Cord on the air cannon.
2:06:57
Fire the dog A Shuttle Lotus We're going
2:06:59
to fire it's you're going to see. Pink.
2:07:02
Mist comes out of the back of
2:07:04
the spool. the Up D C O
2:07:06
Seven Seven seven Rolls Royce and Sense
2:07:09
And then I'm gonna look an alliance
2:07:11
and I'm going to say any fucking
2:07:13
questions. And when one of the
2:07:15
group dogs as fuck and airport. Customs.
2:07:17
And you might get through. Or.
2:07:20
They might end up this way. You
2:07:22
know the development of local wanted a hundred. It
2:07:24
would scare people and not that's what I'm sorry
2:07:27
about that. We would have to do it all
2:07:29
dog. Second I did was your demo. Next day
2:07:31
no one would show up with their fucking dogs.
2:07:33
Also people magically could fly without their dogs. That.
2:07:36
Would stop it. And why is your
2:07:38
shit dogs so much noble or than
2:07:40
a chicken. Be an
2:07:42
automated you get like Mario people I
2:07:44
it just goes smaller poops. The
2:07:47
I know I'm saying albers why should we
2:07:49
sacrifice a chip in for the empowered I
2:07:51
say like you have a chicken on a
2:07:53
of a that specific i am mob same
2:07:55
boat thrill it but what zone doble about
2:07:58
your shit. So I got a ticket. Ronny
2:08:00
Raygun that we should. We. Should
2:08:02
fire dolphins in that is. Really make
2:08:04
sure that day plan works if there's
2:08:07
anything. The seals job as a job
2:08:09
as a seems very high. As you
2:08:11
know, the Op's have Dell United suck
2:08:13
up a dolphin if you're full throttle
2:08:16
dug up a dolphin. The zebra works
2:08:18
All I love the look on Women's
2:08:20
fail if I fired dolphins. Mississippi issue
2:08:22
effort. bad idea when I don't want
2:08:25
to bring a dolphin art of like
2:08:27
ah man, Logan Lerman didn't like me
2:08:29
before that Cnn op Ed wait I
2:08:31
fired Donald. I have a chat in. Denial
2:08:35
a bad smell. Find a collapse Dos
2:08:38
and are. Are some and
2:08:40
Byron own or Byron and foreigner I
2:08:42
find a clip of what they do
2:08:44
have never air cannon they school at
2:08:46
up. An identifier frozen chicken
2:08:48
so that I don't know why it's
2:08:50
frozen because those are real frozen chicken.
2:08:53
It could do a nod frozen one
2:08:55
I know but I you think for
2:08:57
the simulation it would just be a
2:08:59
fog chicken that was fired from a
2:09:01
can write. Did they get access? yeah
2:09:04
make it accurate or as me of
2:09:06
accurate the sly was ah get it
2:09:08
online by million dollars and raju pet
2:09:10
in a jet. The. Only why
2:09:12
were you could say alternative to
2:09:14
where you are. right? Where
2:09:17
you are just shaded spin the school
2:09:19
in there you are nice. serve your
2:09:21
and I europe it could be seven
2:09:23
or eight hours difference. Who. Those.
2:09:26
Running on earth A got to watch threats
2:09:28
but then you come. But but but if
2:09:31
you're in the east coast every three hours.
2:09:34
Later. So my dad so my
2:09:36
debt me I figure that porno yet
2:09:38
aka arm so well. There's this
2:09:40
new company com bars. That.
2:09:43
Charters. It's meant. For. You to
2:09:45
fly with your dog. Or
2:09:47
right so they just sit there. they're not girl
2:09:50
flight from New York to Van Nuys. Tickets
2:09:53
cost six thousand dollars for one
2:09:55
dog and it's owner. but it's
2:09:57
because the The White Paw experience.
2:09:59
It's. That mainly for the dog for
2:10:01
humans com and second day of puppet
2:10:04
she knows a doggy champagne which is
2:10:06
chicken broth. On the flights the dog
2:10:08
could walk around and are in interact
2:10:10
with each other. It. Holds about.
2:10:13
Fifteen people per flight. And.
2:10:16
Is it's roomy as many. Years
2:10:18
old get about one with it or zero
2:10:21
get about dogs on a flight bar you
2:10:23
find that clip somewhere else. Has
2:10:25
gotta be easy to find runes right
2:10:28
there. There I never known
2:10:30
as and sometimes it's on the screen. But.
2:10:34
As. It is google at him and says comes up. That's.
2:10:37
What we're we're going own first. I thought
2:10:39
there are all over the place. anyway. It
2:10:42
doesn't get. You. Travel. You bring
2:10:45
your backpack god forbid you fucking put
2:10:47
on the floor and you don't push
2:10:49
it under the seat for any. And
2:10:51
they go. not only for dugout I
2:10:53
put on the seat next the of
2:10:55
it's open. They won't let you do
2:10:57
that either. What is your medium sized
2:10:59
dog doing during an emergency other than
2:11:01
where my feet are running around somewhere
2:11:03
like this is a backpack that rather
2:11:05
shifts the asked for the mind of
2:11:07
it's own to the mind of it's
2:11:09
own. His freaking out because it's Master
2:11:11
screaming and. Yelling jesus,
2:11:13
don't don't take me Now. Why?
2:11:16
That say why is your dog sitting
2:11:18
at your feet safe but my backpack
2:11:20
as some sort of in. Is.
2:11:23
A hindrance to safety on this
2:11:25
point. I don't be a
2:11:27
question yes or I politely a great for
2:11:29
Flights are only from New York and L
2:11:31
A and R London but the can be
2:11:34
adding more destination. It's a good spot to
2:11:36
find a sugar mama. You
2:11:39
my work at all Yeah what
2:11:41
I'm saying is this is a
2:11:43
Rob Schneider movie your for another
2:11:45
guy that you to as your
2:11:47
last six thousand dollars. You borrow
2:11:49
your roommates dog and you go
2:11:51
on this flyer because you are
2:11:53
dealing with. Women: Who
2:11:55
are fucking rats? Iran all divorce money.
2:11:57
But you're not a dog either. Old
2:11:59
man. Not paying for that and
2:12:01
Rob Lowe Rob learned to love the
2:12:03
person's. Dog. Bright for
2:12:06
they, the plane crashes a deserted
2:12:08
island. A. Very good second act
2:12:10
for you alone can because yes lie you
2:12:12
tell us. We're. Just
2:12:14
a good is a did some guy
2:12:16
I know how to read scripts of
2:12:18
mailers and medicine Serbia inciting incident dad's
2:12:20
and as even nicer the play with
2:12:22
the doesn't have a nosedive is clear
2:12:24
with the ladies. Rob Schneider very very
2:12:27
great actively avoided med and is the
2:12:29
is a little like in Vienna the
2:12:31
Law who's this guy and as of
2:12:33
is going down the tubes and then
2:12:35
the player instead see you know having
2:12:37
troubles that's not even Rob makes a
2:12:39
crash anyway the now stranded and they
2:12:41
need Rob. They his penis. Ultimately
2:12:43
that's as far as I got this.
2:12:45
Not baths aren't we can find that.
2:12:48
Any footage of the cannons and the
2:12:50
thing them by are you did. Run.
2:12:54
I want. Mean, I'm. With
2:12:57
this airline no no crates, notice
2:12:59
a checkpoint, a screening and we
2:13:01
could be good deals. It's try
2:13:03
it's my clients think there's gonna
2:13:06
be rich bitch is rich divorced
2:13:08
women because if you're married your
2:13:10
husband doesn't want to pay for
2:13:12
that nonsense this is. And widows
2:13:15
for rat race and divorcees that
2:13:17
are rich. And. All you have
2:13:19
to do is get on that flight because
2:13:21
they'll soon. You're rich are you couldn't get
2:13:23
on that flight? and that you love Doc.
2:13:26
Bring some treats, bring some trades. is not
2:13:28
a runner. Yes they are allowed to like
2:13:30
you. First of yeah, woman, leave and talk
2:13:32
to you. Move. Will. You bring on
2:13:35
your a dead dog as you go. My
2:13:37
dad died off all get the series of
2:13:39
blaze the Zebra did them. Is
2:13:41
dualling I. Cause. I
2:13:43
guess we're done a heck of a
2:13:45
picture that go, you know, if you
2:13:47
go on your said, if you go
2:13:50
on your computer and you just Google.
2:13:52
That. Although God op others are
2:13:54
he looks awful. Yeah, okay
2:13:57
know. Ah yes, Ah mau
2:13:59
was it's. Been thoroughly inside
2:14:01
an aircraft engine. Wow.
2:14:04
Well. That didn't work at all. That is my
2:14:07
guitar. That's right. I got a test them
2:14:09
should. I saw the chickens. The yeah
2:14:11
I mean in looks like they they
2:14:13
could never fix that problem. For.
2:14:15
I know this is it works. When
2:14:17
it, when it works. For. Or
2:14:20
was shooting missiles and other planes which is
2:14:22
you chicken and shrimp chicken salad which heber.
2:14:25
Ah, right? Who
2:14:27
was go? That guy get sucked
2:14:30
in? Yeah, Oh yeah. ah right.
2:14:32
Twenty. Two billion worth of
2:14:35
damage every year, are? it's
2:14:37
ah. We. Got a bird
2:14:39
strikes cow.again ever wondered how they
2:14:41
are gonna show base or have
2:14:43
a may. Always a good time
2:14:45
with the dung square five flatware.
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Call your next Thursday is a
2:14:49
new show our season This Thursday
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you go and see you tube.com/cow
2:14:53
done again and that's are go
2:14:55
and him out on not birch
2:14:57
I'm as well. Ah,
2:14:59
I'll be back at Kimmel club
2:15:01
getting yelled at and the Centurion
2:15:03
Lounge that to be June third
2:15:06
team and then Governors and loving
2:15:08
town. Settle be worse at
2:15:10
New York. Vs.
2:15:12
Levittown. I should say do instead of
2:15:14
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