0:00

Build. Dieting. Nobody

0:03

understands me. I.

0:06

Hate relishing in self pity.

0:08

All will. Any emotion really.

0:10

But I had a difficult conversation

0:12

with my best friend, the Wolf

0:14

by last night. He. Was

0:17

confused as to why I put

0:19

a bit the boat sunday much

0:22

nutters and every other monster hunting

0:24

club to operate within own graves

0:26

or dogs. I told him in

0:29

the for ordinary folks to visit

0:31

here and live here. They

0:33

have to think we could

0:36

be defeated. They have to

0:38

think they can. We. Don't

0:41

move Man called be solved and then finished

0:43

eating the do that he was. He. He

0:48

can be a lot

0:50

sometimes. He.

2:12

Griffin I know last episode the accused

2:14

me of being found a Dracula sympathizer

2:16

bread. yeah not a say he never

2:18

write a journal, a diary and fittest

2:20

is like had a great day today.

2:22

We are really good about myself on

2:24

the hardline. ah I was it. Is

2:26

it? How is that the I'm not

2:28

a Dracula sympathizer God now keep yeah

2:30

I think I can't wait for you.

2:32

that's to smoke this dude by. Yeah.

2:34

No sympathy. anti psychotic I say now

2:36

because leave. I've.

2:39

Says that where it is the tenth one

2:41

of these it done and I've had far

2:43

the have a three being fear and I

2:45

dislike. I want to say out loud because

2:47

like you know and Air B was the

2:50

first season loss and was like they're in

2:52

Purgatory right? and the creators like now. Ah

2:54

there's our other words how it is like

2:56

ten seasons later you are right now that

2:58

we've only I'd go and didn't wait. No,

3:01

I want to make sure that you're not

3:03

like hyping us up. To not

3:05

till draft like. You. Know to rely

3:07

on see what you're saying. I get the

3:09

and it's like ago we played sides of

3:11

it. Yeah I'm out. I don't want of

3:13

friends, my guys enemies, the lovers gonna be.

3:16

I am on a man my now and

3:18

I wanted Dracula. I just wanted to feel

3:20

as good as possible. You die Smoke Dracula

3:22

his ass. On

3:25

my god when you are

3:27

I would say in a

3:29

pickle i you bar on

3:31

the steps leading up to

3:33

be under low having this

3:36

faked needing Cpr. Ah

3:38

and of other does cause I

3:40

would say a pretty big scenes

3:42

ah the to acquire body guards

3:44

that are standing in front of

3:46

the the tables here in the

3:48

and below are said. They started

3:50

out sort of dealing over you

3:52

with concern and now they are

3:54

like standing over you sort of

3:56

imposing the while fish sticks or

3:58

two hours behind. The table that

4:01

the back of the booth a

4:03

good distance from you are all

4:05

of this. ah, action has attracted

4:07

the security guard from the booth

4:10

nearby. Or a or a wolf

4:12

man slightly smaller in stature, but

4:14

still. you know. Apparently it's so

4:16

weird. Because he has lagged

4:19

though was when the at as I guess

4:21

is like give you is like over there

4:23

that's the human. The as ours

4:25

just like his name and he

4:27

went by Ghana be wireless human.

4:30

Ah a werewolf comes over and

4:32

snarls and says is there a

4:35

problem here hey. I

4:37

want to ask a question please says it's

4:39

and bug me for we now. Yeah, I

4:42

feel like when I tried to

4:44

get this state do bodies showers

4:46

yeah. I. Feel like

4:48

you. Establish that we

4:51

were in a man like

4:53

a magical good Vibes spell

4:55

yes and I feel like

4:57

he should have had their

5:00

roles like with disadvantages to

5:02

resist a body shot. When.

5:04

The vibes are also calling the

5:06

vibes are you think about that?

5:09

That's so interesting. So tsunami. I

5:12

thought I thought Griffin will find this

5:15

compelling. Yeah, now I'm know. This is

5:17

very much a ah one a sort

5:19

of communication spell that is allowing all

5:22

of these different members of the Animal

5:24

Kingdom to converse with each other. A,

5:26

but it is mostly a suppression field

5:28

for their. Blatant animal instincts

5:31

to say devour one another. Ah

5:33

it is not it is. It

5:35

is not a sort of social

5:37

lubricant. Ah is it is that

5:39

is that has not been the

5:41

focus of the spell. Ah one

5:43

of the a coin bodyguard says

5:45

of the or this woman was

5:47

the i don't know she tried

5:49

to lick cystic ah and then

5:51

I fell down and then with

5:53

the surgery required Cpr but wouldn't

5:55

let us do it. it's he

5:57

wanted his This. Ah,

6:00

The security guy goes, ah, is

6:02

that true ma'am. There's

6:05

some sense. I

6:08

tried assisted to do a chilling both is

6:10

so to speak. Hindi. She

6:13

rebuffed. Be which is fine.

6:15

And then I said I

6:17

needed Cpr which stands for

6:19

Go people Really? Knocks

6:23

has cooled first. Said

6:26

I bought. These are putting of

6:28

trick for everyone and super super

6:30

post be inflicts we always earth.

6:34

Okay well first shots I

6:36

saw you on the security

6:38

cameras. the bartender by democrats

6:40

in exchange for a puppet

6:42

a kid. Zero goes on out there,

6:44

but it looks like you sold him a

6:47

puppet in exchange for some shots. And but

6:49

the other thing is I mean. Cool

6:52

people? Really? Why did you fall down? And if

6:54

you needed cool people? Really? I

6:56

was so sad. That

6:59

you by beaten avast. Okay, I might

7:01

the wind right up from my feet

7:03

As one says, Give

7:06

me a deception sec please. Ah and this

7:08

is going to need to be I'm innocent,

7:10

fifteen or above for this. the even work

7:12

a little bit I would say. Why

7:16

I gotta nine nine and a successful

7:19

The security guards his are met my

7:21

gonna have to escort you are off

7:23

the premises. We get lots of people

7:25

here trying to kiss kiss fisticuffs. ah

7:27

every week he's you know. Oh

7:33

right. Cystic. This

7:36

it is. cowering behind the table and kind of

7:38

pizzas eyes up over the edge of it. You

7:42

turned me into a lady and I

7:44

don't like it. Ah,

7:47

Ok, it's give direct approach.

7:49

Yeah, very very direct. First

7:51

of all, give me a

7:53

give me an insight check.

7:56

As. You shop that out loud. Eighteen.

8:01

Eighteen great are with an

8:04

eighteen. Ah, it's allowed in

8:06

here, but I will say

8:09

everyone within maybe twenty foot

8:11

radius of you turns and

8:13

go hours at you. Ah,

8:16

it's some somewhat incensed by

8:18

the state media says shouted

8:20

in the middle of a

8:23

were club ah Cystic. Squint

8:26

his eyes with that uses. What

8:28

are you want on know on the

8:31

web? Supporters are just as. And.

8:37

And. Turned into a

8:40

switch. Up

8:44

for! I have always. Thought

8:47

that though where creatures with

8:49

noble and kind and I've

8:51

always considered to direct frankly

8:53

split to have that choice

8:55

thrust upon me. To. Become

8:57

aware horse when I could be

9:00

a quit suitable where we will

9:02

force. Your. Beautiful.

9:06

Noble. Creature the way you

9:08

need to pick, Ma'am you need to pick a

9:10

gambit here. And

9:13

silly. Speech and

9:15

I would do it so I

9:18

can choose the were creature of

9:20

that I prefer and I feel

9:22

you but also trying to seduce

9:24

me in the middle of that

9:26

sort of maneuver it seems wrong

9:28

headed in mindset was sentiment okay

9:30

ah and. Cystic

9:33

ah I'm trying to think of

9:35

this is if is as attack.

9:37

Now I don't think Sophistic stands up.

9:39

any hikes up his pants showing their

9:42

wounds that you gave him and he

9:44

says is, but you are You know

9:46

I didn't want to get my lips

9:48

drop by. An ex is as old.

9:51

As if I could. On some

9:53

you lord knows I would. I

9:57

appreciate that so. I

10:00

don't really feel inclined to do

10:03

you any favors there since he

10:05

did made his. I

10:08

tend to listen. To people whose

10:10

main to be pretty good

10:12

that's ah a gimme gimme

10:14

and intimidation check Now that

10:17

now that I got a

10:19

plus to get a make

10:21

that at ten ah saw

10:23

role down the moral now

10:25

I am with a ten

10:27

for sick both down his

10:29

pants and says that this

10:31

is gonna mess with my

10:34

choreography tomorrow in a music

10:36

video on shooting you could

10:38

ruin your. Turn around

10:40

as easier. Ah, the security

10:42

guard is going to start

10:44

leaning you away. You

10:47

go along, tell me about the security guards

10:49

in ah, it's just one right now the

10:52

bodyguards are going to stay put and I

10:54

can lead cystic behind. But the. Were

10:57

that the werewolf here is

10:59

going to. Gently

11:01

sort of put in a hand on your

11:03

arm and try to. Stick

11:09

system. Look

11:13

at. I'm

11:20

trying cystic. And

11:22

try. This. Is

11:24

not the that smoke the body

11:26

I ever intended and I was

11:29

just starting to get the slightest

11:31

bit. Constable. And. Your comments

11:33

thrusts the support me this this

11:36

this were horse part of this

11:38

this host. I'm

11:40

trying to become accustomed to. I will

11:42

ask what smoke. Free.

11:47

Give me a persuasive check.

11:51

Were looking for fifteen or but. No.

11:57

Werewolf. What it takes? Your Arbs.

11:59

Ah, and now a little bit

12:01

more force. Highlight the Werewolf song.

12:03

What's a fog. I don't know.

12:05

With that said, it's. Ah,

12:10

here's a here's the is you.

12:13

Ah. Did. You

12:15

can't attack other animal. Beings.

12:18

In here. Ah now I will

12:20

say that Crawford dig it bit the

12:22

Crawford was a human before hold on

12:24

a working to the logistics of this

12:26

guy was also are not to help

12:28

year but I was a willing participant

12:30

in the man is true that is

12:32

true I target you can bite this

12:34

werewolf but not to a degree that

12:36

like break skin or he'd be back.

12:39

And forth. Between the Trump.

12:43

Might be something. Ah, a second security

12:45

guard for the back of the room

12:47

is sees this and moves over and

12:50

is like my a moonie to get

12:52

you outta here like this and hundred.

12:55

I see jail and also

12:57

you bit. Of

13:02

for about ten on interrupted minutes so

13:04

I think it is time to dip

13:07

well. I. Do need to

13:09

reclaim. Ah,

13:12

Mine yeah who has ah

13:15

just sent off the goldfish

13:17

squadron on some sort of

13:20

listen to a do ya

13:22

and ah you feel your

13:25

your veins coursing was just

13:27

pure. Kitty. Cat energy mom

13:29

as you approach the door to

13:31

the wolf mans office again the

13:33

sort of heavy wooden door, much

13:35

more sort of or nate and

13:37

fancy than a lot of the.

13:40

Pseudo futuristic trappings of Disney Club. when

13:42

you to. Ah, given a little

13:45

bit of the oh save and a haircut.

13:48

Ah, You

13:50

hear a. Really loud

13:53

deep growl come from inside just

13:55

behind the door and then you

13:57

hear a voice say. All

14:00

right, let him lead me and. I

14:03

defy was yes thank. You

14:06

see sitting at a desk.

14:09

Ah, the wolf man. The.

14:12

Wolf man. He. Is

14:14

insanely or free Attack the

14:16

book and brother. The. Mean

14:19

above me and I don't have followed a wolf

14:22

man I don't think I know who is. That.

14:24

Some may both men. jag that's him

14:26

out of this family. or yeah ah

14:29

ah mad that do failure failure right

14:31

now. Yes, I feel like a tremendous

14:33

failure. I have now now. the. Fact

14:37

that. The. That not a

14:39

voice was the most of the amoeba

14:42

saying right? That's. Ah

14:44

different eight and one of the wrong way

14:47

got famous for and your i love

14:49

my boy hurt so bad that I know

14:51

you watched American Graffiti with me I didn't

14:53

never saw to as his client. They

14:55

are bad none of us do. I was

14:58

I made as a baby may well

15:00

bad am I'm actually starting to feel like

15:02

maybe I don't move mans aggies the more

15:04

you be one of us. and yeah

15:06

no yeah I mean this yeah okay is.

15:08

This is what you wanna if this

15:11

is as you and I had can

15:13

and the wolf man as that's fine,

15:15

that's that works for me. Ah, the

15:17

wolf man is sitting at a desk

15:19

next to a couple of screens does

15:21

showing. Cctv cameras

15:23

Business Norman the My club. These

15:25

guys here's all over. Ah he

15:28

can also see out into the

15:30

bar here at the wall here

15:32

on the. South. Side of

15:34

the rooms overlooking the sort

15:36

of stage area and Dj

15:38

sums his little Dj booth

15:40

and the dance floor and

15:42

everything big window overlooking are

15:45

also seeded ah across a

15:47

long sort of cops on

15:49

that wall C A. B.

15:51

C Where Tiger? Ah, who

15:53

is the one who made

15:55

that loud roaring noise you

15:57

heard to the door earlier.

16:00

He is just kind of certain lounging

16:02

reading a magazine. And. Their

16:05

the both man is looking over

16:07

some spreadsheets on his desk. Ah,

16:09

looking very sort of harried. No

16:12

pun. Intended, but that was

16:14

about one and says he gestures

16:17

you over ah, while sort of

16:19

crunching the numbers here. A.

16:22

Year mister with my mother had the

16:24

risk is out in pun intended Sea

16:27

bass com. Or. Is

16:29

it worth Landlords? Are you move me? Got?

16:31

Why? Is that a nickname Is that? Is

16:33

it? Like Harvey Wolfman? Like what am I

16:36

looking at here? How do I address you

16:38

real name is chest hair. Okay,

16:41

just kidding. Call me the Wolfman. All

16:43

right of the Wolfman. Over, Take a

16:46

seat. Or will

16:48

my name's a cropper Mcnerney incoming

16:50

My every does. oh I'm familiar.

16:54

Okay, I'm familiar with your work as well,

16:56

sir. Ah lovely. Yell at me from across

16:58

the room. you're going to come take a

17:00

seat know I am number of context the.

17:05

Once. It's

17:07

tabulate in this column. Of course,

17:09

business is business. it's hard to

17:11

know. run and own of Woodland

17:14

Nightclub for a been since. sort

17:16

of. Woodland creatures who

17:18

don't have any money on no way

17:20

and he is Or how it works

17:22

Ganymede supplies is I'll eat bugs like

17:24

this. The overhead is killing me. money.

17:29

So. I just

17:31

finished mine. Was. The

17:33

while legacy of for. Well

17:38

ah Sir A our our

17:41

T three A couple things

17:43

are one. Ah, my

17:46

friend needs to buy a horse.

17:49

Don't. We all baby as yeah

17:51

you know how that is a

17:53

associate or were horse no more

17:55

and I need to know the

17:57

whereabouts. once again know plenty to

18:00

of the one they call

18:03

Dracula. Oh, and also if you've

18:05

got a lead on the Invisible Man, that

18:07

would be a huge bonus. You know the Invisible Man? Oh,

18:10

the Invisible Man, huh? There

18:12

is a hatred that dwells in his

18:15

heart. Mm-hmm. The likes of which

18:17

I have never seen in man nor beast.

18:19

A real piece of shit, right? I

18:22

mean, he's got

18:24

his reasons, don't you think? Oh,

18:27

I didn't know that he had like a

18:29

haunted backstory or nothing. Griffin has

18:31

this about shared world building. Yeah. And

18:34

in the shared world that we've

18:36

built, the Invisible Man is universally

18:38

considered to be a thing. You

18:41

can't change it, of course, but

18:43

like. It's weird that the Wolf

18:45

Man thinks otherwise. He... So

18:48

it's just, you can't... I

18:51

can't, it's... So it's a plot point. Maybe

18:54

the Wolf Man chooses to see the best

18:56

in people. Yeah. I'd sooner believe

18:58

he walks on the ceiling, guys. I mean, it's...

19:01

Mad Nick is all well and good, but he's

19:03

just the piss. He

19:06

stands up from the desk, and he

19:08

walks over to the window overlooking the

19:10

club. And

19:13

he says, listen,

19:19

it is only by the grace of

19:23

the sort of kitty cat vibe you are now

19:25

pulling off, which I assume you did acquire

19:29

on the premises quite recently. Yeah,

19:31

yeah. From Mr. Mistoffelees out there,

19:33

if I'm not mistaken. I don't

19:35

kiss until. And

19:38

he points to the camera, the screen, to show the camera.

19:40

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, he bit me. Yeah. It

19:44

is only because of that

19:46

that you are still alive

19:48

and in one case. Okay. Two

19:51

of us can't fight in here. Yeah.

19:54

Which is honestly probably fortunate for you. I don't know if

19:56

you saw the tiger on the table. Yeah, no, I did.

19:59

And I was gonna... The yell at it while you do

20:01

business. I would not recommend that my friend.

20:03

Okay, Ah, he gestures down

20:05

to the dance floor. i'm so sorry

20:08

as at some point where tiger

20:10

I didn't catch your name. Or.

20:15

To do. Oh.

20:17

Okay, Sy. I get

20:19

that know high. School

20:22

for last. Yeah of course a promise mans

20:24

have as and he says records characters who

20:27

always has to be there. Yeah so we

20:29

blow group with voice for the residents. Live

20:31

there it is. I could do this all

20:33

day. really. You promised.

20:36

Yep, of course man. Stones.

20:41

On. I said, why would that

20:43

be funny to me. There's

20:46

a serial killer. There

20:48

is ah prefer I'm not

20:50

so much into time as

20:52

as trappings of modern capitalism.

20:55

I made my own serial,

20:57

added dried jerky, Spray

21:00

serial. They don't make that a lot.

21:02

That's kind of we're We're all maps.

21:05

Ah, He goes back to spend

21:07

see. What are you reading? On

21:10

arts. Oh. Yes, as you

21:12

more of a geezer, gallant, more

21:14

us. Better

21:17

hope to do. I

21:19

do. You mean may help with the

21:21

like hard line broad the differences between

21:23

the pictures gonna be all about Mandelson

21:25

the won't be. I'm fucking walks back

21:28

to the behind his desk and stance

21:30

were him paperwork. Let me know when

21:32

you're done. Okay yes I got a

21:34

lease hundred twenty minutes. Herbicides or ma'am

21:36

Yeah okay are you sit down to

21:38

help? The tiger man sells his highlights

21:40

puzzles, do down and intelligence check Travis.

21:43

Okay, Wasn't. Anticipating

21:45

yeah well you say? sit.

21:48

You. East Sussex five have

21:50

fought over these things. assemblies

21:52

rudeness bad at yeah, know

21:54

they are. You know why?

21:57

This. Was a mad I think that was the

21:59

promise. The find the differences are just

22:01

want takes or to try to spot

22:03

the difference is an ass of versus.

22:07

Fixed yet as now his army man? yeah

22:09

I've I've never done one of these before.

22:11

As a shiny a president who seem so

22:13

cool. Tony Adams who refuses to be more.

22:16

Oh look I am. I go back down to the Wolf

22:18

May now. Welcome. That to

22:20

die a good man. So anyways you

22:22

was going to jail me wear a

22:24

jacket was a M they convince a

22:26

big horse I'm A I'm on my

22:29

friend by them if I remember correctly

22:31

will lose. Let me

22:33

try my expenses yet he still nothing was

22:35

are is i. Ever

22:38

got into for.i interrupt. He

22:40

says I'm. Friends Gonna

22:43

has himself by anyone. Know

22:46

or maybe it's place that

22:48

will spring boot bad and

22:51

it's piece from underneath that

22:53

deaths law. To. Guy gestures

22:55

to the glass dance floor where

22:58

you can see the ah simmering

23:00

water beneath. Oh boy he says.

23:05

Hi. I'm

23:08

not that tracks. Oh

23:16

guy. He.

23:19

Ah looks out at these.

23:22

You know blend of

23:24

different animal species are

23:27

discounted here and he

23:29

says you know cross.

23:32

Each call me my Abergavenny might. Let.

23:36

Me just. Let

23:42

nature scott Modesto. Usually the wounds

23:44

does hours of the seat devour

23:46

the by Augustus Grass not so

23:48

much a circle of last that

23:50

one as much as a. while

23:53

then it was guys and fertilizes

23:55

the grass masses are a good

23:57

about that part i cannot diabetes

23:59

Yeah, it's a bummer. I mean, I don't like to think about

24:01

it either, man, but that is how the circle works, you know what

24:03

I mean? Yeah, that's a good point, Mudd. Just the dust and whatnot.

24:06

You think that the... the

24:10

sheep looks at the wolf and says, that's

24:12

an evil guy right there? No,

24:15

I don't think that. Yeah,

24:17

and so, you're kind of monster hunters.

24:19

Uh-huh. You're just going around

24:21

thinking you're doing virtuous deeds

24:24

when all you're doing is fighting

24:26

back against the... programming

24:28

of whatever sort of curse

24:31

or, you know, genetics

24:33

they've got going on. Do

24:35

you remember your first hunt, Mudd?

24:39

Yeah, of course I do, man. What

24:43

was it? Oh, sorry. I thought it

24:45

was rhetorical. I

24:47

was four years old when I went out with my daddy. We

24:50

was looking... There

24:52

was a wounded chupacabra.

24:57

It had been wounded and we tracked

24:59

it, put it down, and I was

25:01

misery. You were four?

25:06

Yeah, man, shit, man. That's

25:08

intense, dude. Yeah, Monday starts

25:11

early, man. It's family business. Okay,

25:13

well, I'll be

25:15

honest with you, Mudd, when I started in on this

25:17

story, I did not expect it to be quite that

25:19

dark. Well,

25:22

here's the thing, man. You misunderstand. You got

25:24

me confused with the bull guard. Bull

25:26

guards do it for glory. They hunt for fun.

25:29

They do it for that. That ain't me, man.

25:31

I hunt for necessity. I

25:34

do it to supply things to

25:36

people who need them for

25:39

spells and charms and whatnot. I

25:41

don't over hunt. I

25:44

only do it when either something is threatened

25:46

or the population starts to grow out of

25:49

control. I'm more of like a

25:51

monster tracker, my dude. I don't do it for like

25:53

fun and shit. I gotta

25:55

say, though, it is pretty awesome that

25:57

Mudd's trying to cast himself as a good guy.

26:00

When the same time like and years

26:02

and has all kill a hummingbird and

26:04

just tell it like a i need

26:06

it for spell yeah man but that

26:09

that's that's why you're the one thousand

26:11

about the vegan you eat this he

26:13

does you're hungry for see when somebody

26:16

needs Albany Ga so nice you need

26:18

some and as responsibility so or tell

26:20

me then why you need to kill

26:23

Dracula What was your a virtuous reason

26:25

for that? Oh okay well you see

26:27

on the last living mail minor and

26:30

so. Are like twenty eight or

26:32

something of my akin been killed

26:34

recently and I need to settle

26:36

down. but I can't do that.

26:38

Will do reasons really. Ah I'm

26:40

I want her to marry this

26:43

woman. And a needs and pressure

26:45

you know in my and I think to

26:47

get dragged his ass Adidas and also I

26:49

promise her brother receive when he got murdered

26:52

by the visible mans rupees his i don't

26:54

care what is that is real right Yeah

26:56

oh I hear I'm a promise or brother

26:58

I see that I would take regular thousand

27:01

take a seat Know here's the thing movement.

27:04

You. And I both know. Regular

27:06

don't say dead on I'll see why is

27:09

bothering it off or keys as a take

27:11

a seat or marry the girl. I show

27:13

up the boulevards which I think you would

27:15

like. I get to retire. Which. I

27:17

think he would lack. Oh

27:19

it does that has no bearing

27:22

on me. Smite. Sorry, I'm just

27:24

blown away by that heroism. And

27:26

your the conservation of your intent towards

27:28

Dracula. It is so noble didn't want

27:30

to feel. I can tell you're being

27:32

sarcastic B C or I man I

27:34

don't need energy fucking of the vibe.

27:36

you know I mean. Look

27:40

at where you are right now. Are

27:43

bright, And as a check out. C.

27:45

S and but in the middle of a

27:47

nightclub of were creases. Ministers.

27:50

Think about that. Oh, Okay,

27:54

I thought we embrace. Ill. Love

27:59

Atlanta! I can kill you. Know,

28:02

as much as I would like to

28:04

buy I'm I don't actually think I'd

28:06

I need to. Oh yeah, Yeah.

28:09

I'm makes a. Make.

28:13

A the Ah make a

28:15

perception check for school. At

28:19

Fifteen Title. Fifteen

28:21

total. Okay and this is

28:23

going to be a pretty

28:25

even ah encounter here. Are

28:27

you here at the last

28:29

seconds that the where tiger

28:31

ah has creeped up on

28:33

the chair behind you? Ah

28:35

he is going to throw

28:37

a couple of ropes around

28:39

to and try to find

28:41

you to the chair. Ah

28:43

let's make a contested and

28:45

streets check please. Say.

28:49

The serpent dexterity Because I'm

28:52

good at that. Okay,

28:57

I got a seventeen know

28:59

as it is a natural

29:02

farm to table seventeen. Okay,

29:04

that does not be nineteen.

29:06

God dammit. Threat got ah

29:08

me up. wraps you up

29:10

real tight, ah in these

29:12

ropes. ah and you feel

29:14

yourself securely tied down. I've

29:16

got been says that I'm

29:18

not gonna kill ya sister.

29:20

they may be acted just

29:23

reaching out for the next

29:25

two days until you. Permanently

29:27

turn into this thing they you seem to.

29:30

Hate. So much so. What is

29:32

I who Sat through one of

29:34

one of the sit god dammit

29:36

the wolf be a walk silver

29:38

and opens up a closet and

29:40

pulls out a seats. Are he

29:42

washed away for me? Yeah mine.

29:44

I might. the modest gonna. Run

29:48

backwards towards the big window and

29:50

as some attempt the Master at

29:52

Surfers. Okay,

29:54

ah ah.

29:57

okay this is gonna be a couple things

29:59

ah Um, I

30:02

think, oh man, uh,

30:05

give me an

30:08

acrobatics check. Uh,

30:10

19 plus

30:12

four 23. Yeah. All right.

30:15

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30:17

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30:19

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30:22

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30:24

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30:26

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Freeze Frame It right there. right?

36:24

Before he smashed through the glass. Bad

36:27

about said just a little bit as.

36:30

Brother Silo and you are

36:32

awake. You have regained your

36:34

faculties inside of Ah Disorders

36:37

ready room next to the

36:39

bar. After having just send

36:41

it off a sort of

36:43

psychic assault from Van Helsing

36:45

I'd you were able to

36:47

grab hold of your be

36:49

no tangible ties to this

36:51

puppet somebody that you are

36:53

in ah and. You feel

36:55

a Van Helsing slipping away. Until

36:57

he is he is. Companies do

36:59

see no traces of him. What

37:04

he does is it fair to say

37:06

that Deb. File

37:09

or couldn't hear what was going on

37:11

out in the main bar. New? I

37:13

mean it's just a door. Is

37:16

yes but it is also a nightclub out

37:18

there so I don't know that you would

37:20

be able to pick up on this conversation

37:22

happening with with lady.on over there but if

37:24

you want to poke your head out our

37:26

find some other way to kind of like

37:28

you know. Ah. Due.

37:30

To subdue little bit

37:32

of scouting Satisfying? I'm

37:34

okay. Of.

37:37

Follow little to pinocchio fi

37:39

though. Hum sab first

37:41

day now. the storage room. And.

37:44

Presents to all the Come here

37:46

Now. Hold on when you're talking

37:48

about animals that you can't say

37:50

that he prevents to them as

37:52

a reminder Air France and yeah,

37:55

I'm talking right. Okay,

37:57

i'm just comes first it out

37:59

of the storage room and says,

38:03

well, the doctor is in the house.

38:06

Oh boy. Yes, it's me, Ebeneheim

38:09

Van Helsing. I'm busy. And

38:12

any kind of scopes out

38:14

situation. Uh-huh. Now

38:17

scopes out. Now scopes out the refrigerator. Now he

38:19

scopes it out. Now he's like, now to see

38:21

what I'm doing. Okay,

38:23

on the other end of the room, you

38:25

see Lady Godwin being escorted

38:28

back towards the entrance by two

38:30

werewolf security guards. You

38:32

also see that there's

38:35

only a few creatures on the dance

38:37

floor that seem to have heard

38:39

this gambit over the loud EDM that DJ

38:41

Thumbs is pumping into the party as he

38:43

is wont to do. Yeah,

38:46

a couple of creatures come over,

38:48

including a swarm of bats. The

38:51

bartender comes over and walks through

38:53

a little hatch on the

38:55

side of the bar and is like, hey, hey, is

38:57

this part of the show? Is this part of the

38:59

act? Huh. No,

39:01

my friend, I have, I

39:04

have inhabited the body of this

39:06

little puppet because

39:10

I somehow intrinsically felt that

39:12

there was someone, someone here

39:14

who needs the help

39:17

of the doctor. And I am, of course,

39:19

a doctor, Dr. Ebeneheim Van Helsing. Dad,

39:22

sorry, can I pull you over here for

39:24

a second? Mm-hmm. How

39:26

much of this gambit was because you wanted

39:29

to show off your absolutely rockin' German accent?

39:32

Well, it may have been Austrian. It's

39:37

actually my Anthony Hopkins imitation. It's

39:41

pretty good. I think it's all over. It's pretty

39:43

good. You got Tony Hopstead to write, dude. Yeah,

39:46

I've done way stupider things to show off a thing

39:48

I can do. So I think you're doing a great

39:50

job. I just wanted to check in with you. Get

39:52

back out there. Dunka. Dunka.

39:56

Hey, Griffin, you're not over here. I'm

39:58

gonna be the dad. I just want you to. I'm really

40:00

proud of you and you're doing a great job

40:03

in this episode so far. So show me a

40:05

performance check, please Here

40:07

he is. Yeah, he did it with

40:09

his words and actions It's

40:15

giving Freud Sorry

40:20

dad a little Freud hey dad, you're

40:23

hurtling young Frankenstein. You've got to be

40:25

careful It's

40:27

very about the 16

40:30

all right. I think that should be a

40:32

do-it-all. Yeah, Madeline Khan is edging out Van

40:34

Helsing for ownership of your body Okay

40:37

with a 16 One

40:40

of the security guards says

40:42

oh shit. You just say that's been

40:45

Helsing he's gonna peel off of Lady

40:47

Godwin and come over

40:49

to where you're at and He

40:53

sort of gestures the bartender aside and says uh,

40:56

sorry, did you say you're Van Helsing cuz you are

40:58

wicked a puppet Yeah,

41:00

I know as as you may know I have been in

41:03

spirit home Haunting

41:07

the back room And

41:10

why would I know what you just said

41:12

is so wild like why would I not

41:14

know there was a ghost? Oh Can

41:22

I pull you over here for a second dad? Oh,

41:24

yeah Yeah, yeah ghost that ghost wasn't in the background

41:27

dad the ghost was in the puppet. You know that

41:29

right? No, well, yeah, but

41:31

I mean if any encounters the ghost it

41:33

was in the back room. Okay. Okay. Okay.

41:36

Okay So um ghosts

41:38

aren't real, bro Yes,

41:41

well You are entitled

41:44

to opinion. I think there's something in your

41:46

ear that that may be You

41:48

know stealing you when you start action which one

41:51

of you is a fish cake fish

41:54

cake fish fish fish

41:56

stick fish

41:59

stick here is someone say his name in

42:01

an implacable accent and walks

42:04

to the edge of the unglow to look over

42:06

and see what's going on. Kishnik,

42:10

something is calling out to me about you

42:13

that you need a healer.

42:16

You need... there's something

42:18

that you... an

42:21

injury... something that is

42:23

very, you know, bothering you. I see that

42:25

you have a bit of a limp. Alright,

42:28

give... are

42:30

you trying to persuade Fistic to let

42:33

you come and heal him? Yeah.

42:36

Okay, give me a... give me

42:38

a persuasion check. You're also trying to persuade him

42:40

that Van Helsing is a medical doctor? And a

42:42

puppet. Van Helsing is a medical doctor. Van Helsing

42:44

has... listen, he is a... what do they call

42:47

it? A polyglot? He's got ulcers and... Yeah, they

42:49

call it. I cannot get

42:51

out of this void! Yes, I know,

42:53

which is why we must roll. I

42:56

am doomed! Alright, here we go. Persuasion?

43:00

Yeah. Okay, here we go. This would

43:02

not be good. I'm not twisting! I'm still a lever!

43:04

Okay. He's not turning! He's

43:07

not German. I can't stress this enough. This

43:09

is my Swiss! No, you're from Vienna? The...

43:11

holy shit. The werewolf, it like, steps out

43:13

of the way like, holy shit, get over

43:16

there, man! And

43:23

Fistic comes down the stairs like,

43:26

oh no! I don't want to die! Help

43:28

me, doctor! Uh...

43:31

and the two bodyguards hold

43:33

his arms, supporting like, you're

43:36

gonna be okay, man. You're gonna get through

43:38

this. And he pulls out his wounded leg.

43:41

Um... and he... Fistic says, you

43:43

sure that you're a medical

43:45

doctor? Because you look like a

43:48

marionette puppet. Well, yeah. I

43:51

know, but the spirit inside me

43:53

is... is impelling

43:56

me. To heal you. Because

43:58

I Feel like if... I hear

44:00

ya wounded today. It.

44:03

Will cease. You know foods at

44:05

heart. Well. They

44:07

the gods and his concerns. and

44:10

I think that you could buy

44:12

up Spooky of High enough to

44:14

allow her to bite. From

44:17

first less know the healing okay

44:19

and ah cast ceiling word else

44:21

hey on I know a cure

44:23

wounds oh your work even better

44:25

ah sell At this point the

44:27

other security guard that was ah

44:29

leading you out Lady Godwin had

44:31

stopped and is now seems has

44:33

been a sort of has out

44:35

a hand on you but is

44:38

watching to see like I desperately

44:40

want to see how this plays

44:42

out. For.

44:45

Another thing could be higher magic

44:47

puppet. If you letter by the

44:49

off her she wakes. Must

44:53

have a lot of honestly say.

44:57

That amount of that, I. Remember

45:00

it. Was

45:03

okay. Roll roll roll

45:05

For cure wounds, heal

45:07

wounds a cast your

45:09

own. And he

45:11

saw me. If I get his

45:13

army they that supposed was yeah

45:16

or four plus three that's a

45:18

southern protect you and so is

45:20

that would see these wounded may

45:22

be you hit him with seven

45:24

and he looks down is I

45:27

who do feel a bit better

45:29

go and he tries to stand

45:31

up and is the turnip buckles

45:33

well basic know damn it. Might

45:37

choreographers gonna be so much

45:39

but is it will be

45:41

buses and of us before

45:43

that's the hops. Perhaps I

45:46

could. Reach. Deep and you

45:48

will continue to see. I thought you

45:50

were going to do like doctor still

45:52

have to know that was was I

45:54

could. I'd let me see if

45:57

I have some sab snow you know, But

45:59

I do have. I. Have a

46:01

healing elixir in addition.

46:04

To. This a healing elixir that

46:06

I created three episodes ago. Oh,

46:08

come on who? You regain a

46:11

number of hit points equal to

46:13

to the For plus my intelligence

46:15

modifier. I mean Sir Walter? How

46:17

to be wondering what? that is?

46:19

Our yeah euro of ensuring that

46:22

I proved that normal and not

46:24

try to drink it off your

46:26

body right? Oh.

46:30

Well. It only works if you

46:32

are have kids off another around.

46:35

Pizzas, boards, I

46:38

don't know if I'm wrong as as forgive me

46:40

that by you made the a lengthy told me

46:42

a made it three episodes the guess he do

46:44

Man rules and found so give me a deception

46:46

Sex for this. Just increases

46:49

snowballing Li wilde certain. Move

46:53

years trying year. Size

46:55

of. Us

46:59

not soap. That. Says i think

47:02

this guy's elite group of the

47:04

ladies fellow he has us breed

47:06

that them a league severe the

47:08

ah. Ah, I. See.

47:11

Is ah and then he didn't

47:13

a minute. Another persuasions I think

47:15

he is definitely wary of you

47:17

after. Ah, sort of syncing your

47:19

intention here for such. A

47:22

silly I hear ago. another plus

47:24

since our beds that's a five

47:26

No I don't want a drink

47:28

that thank you thank you so

47:30

much I'm are infected maybe I'll

47:32

security. Do you think you could

47:34

have. Ah this security guard

47:36

is gonna say like I gotta say

47:38

i'm super disappointed I do not even

47:40

think your the actual a for hims

47:42

and healthy. I. Am

47:45

her Screw your on? Okay

47:47

let's go buddy. Ah,

47:50

this see places a paw on

47:52

you to leave you out of

47:54

the nightclubs and as he does

47:56

you hear the sound of shattering

47:59

as planned. Ah,

48:06

Month. Yeah, you.

48:10

Are. Totally fine.

48:13

Totally great. I'm picturing like one

48:15

the scenes from Snatch In Or

48:17

With where It were Bribed has

48:19

just been knocked else. Yeah, it's.

48:23

Ah, you go sailing

48:25

over the stage. And

48:28

as you land the you gave

48:30

me an actor bags checked, get

48:32

up and smashed through the Ah,

48:34

smashed through the window and go

48:36

find. I think this is gonna

48:38

need to be a Ah I.

48:40

Another acrobatics check to see how good of

48:43

a job you. You sort of land that

48:45

with advantage. No sir, Why?

48:47

oh really? because of my cat like

48:49

reflexes. Fuck have I don't

48:52

know if you notice given. How. We

48:54

plan on their feet when tied to tears.

48:56

Are you sure about that? dogs? Are you

48:58

smarter and I'm not a group at why

49:00

would you ever tight Had to Terry? Yeah,

49:02

you've on affairs. I'll give you advances on

49:04

this check for that reason alone. Can.

49:07

See this as a fuckin C code and

49:10

you're like amnesty a kitty cat forever so

49:12

I'm not as a carried out there are.

49:14

You will report the whirlwind as long as

49:17

Six seen her for this a gentleman funny,

49:19

okay and an eleven. I'm going to go

49:21

the gentleman's twenty. Okay,

49:23

Ah, I'm you are going

49:26

to take some Damn you.

49:28

I managed to land this

49:30

perfectly on the ah, the

49:33

rolling wheels of this officer.

49:35

Ah, you land on the

49:37

States. Ah, and as you

49:40

do so, Dj thumbs looks

49:42

up from his booth. It

49:44

looks very very confused. Ah,

49:47

you are going to take

49:49

four points of slashing damage

49:51

event the class. that you

49:54

have to smash through otherwise

49:56

you have landed this move

49:58

very successfully ah As

50:01

you do that, the Wolfman

50:04

is going to run over to

50:06

the now smashed-in window and yells,

50:09

Somebody stop him! And

50:12

smoke him!

50:15

And yeah, Phylo

50:18

and Godwin, you now see

50:20

basically all eyes on the

50:22

stage. As your

50:25

friend and co-conspirator Crawford

50:27

Muttner has smashed through the window tied to

50:29

a chair. Let's

50:32

thank Godwin, what do you do first? You haven't gone.

50:35

Umm, okay. There are... So

50:37

I just got one... Oh

50:40

man... I

50:44

was really trying to play this cool.

50:46

Yeah, we're past that point. I

50:48

know, it really feels that way. Alright,

50:52

well, I look

50:54

at the bodyguard holding me and

50:56

I say, You

50:58

know, as I understand it, this spell...

51:01

...restrains my animal nature.

51:06

The bad news for you is the horse

51:09

is my knife side. And

51:11

then I attack with my axe. Okay,

51:14

so... This

51:18

is a stretching of the convention.

51:21

If you want to attack this person with a

51:24

weapon, with intent to harm them, You're going to

51:26

need to make a wisdom saving throw to see

51:28

if that action can even take place. If

51:31

you want to do some other form

51:33

of less sort of

51:35

aggressive, less violent interaction

51:38

here, You would not

51:40

have to roll that wisdom saving throw. I'll tell

51:43

you what, me understanding that, I'll just give a...

51:45

How about a hard shove? Yeah,

51:47

free myself. I think that that is... Did this engage?

51:49

That is cool, yes. Give me

51:51

a... Give

51:54

me a strength check. Give us

51:56

a security card. I

52:00

got a nat 1 on that roll. Oh my god,

52:02

I had a 3 plus 3, 6. Okay,

52:05

yeah, you were able to shove the

52:08

werewolf away. He

52:10

sort of trips backwards over his own feet.

52:12

He was not looking at you. He was looking at what happened

52:15

on the stage that's there, so he was not ready for this

52:17

action. And you are...

52:19

Is that still falling? Is he dangling? No,

52:22

he's on the stage. He's landed it, you know, perfectly on

52:24

the rolling wheels of this office chair. He is just still

52:26

bound to the office chair. Okay.

52:30

You are unencumbered now. Can

52:34

I say something to DJ Thumbs?

52:36

Yeah, sure. DJ

52:39

Thumbs! Crank that

52:41

slam music! You

52:45

know he loves it. Crank

52:48

that slam music? That music that

52:50

people have been slam dancing to? Whatever

52:52

it is, Mud doesn't know

52:54

what it is. They called it slam with who it is. DJ

52:57

Thumbs is going to know what it

52:59

is. He loves that slam dance music.

53:05

I am going to go ahead and get a t-shirt

53:07

that says crank that slam music. DJ

53:09

Thumbs, crank that slam music. DJ

53:13

Thumbs, crank that slam music. Give me... Here's

53:17

the thing Travis, here's the thing, this is what I'm going to give

53:19

you. DJ Thumbs so desperately

53:21

wants to crank that slam music. Of course he does. Flashback,

53:26

Wolfman, it's opening.

53:29

They are about to open the doors. He comes over to

53:31

the DJ booth and he's like, listen DJ Thumbs. I'm

53:33

not going to tell you this again. Do

53:36

not encourage the slam dancing with

53:38

this slam music you love so

53:40

much. And DJ Thumbs is like... And

53:44

Wolfman is like, I don't want to hear it. It's bad for

53:46

the glass dance floor with the peace floor underneath it. We

53:49

cannot let people splash around in there like it's

53:51

a wonderful life. DJ Thumbs

53:53

is like... And

53:55

he's very very sad. He so badly

53:57

wants to do this. He Doesn't want to lose

53:59

his... job and also be devoured by the the

54:02

wolf man. I need a persuasive check. I want

54:04

to see a ten or higher on that Nice

54:06

place. Oh

54:08

that all nine saw

54:11

that someone once ate

54:14

him. Will

54:16

say I'm can't do might they? That's

54:18

true. Of. The to convince

54:20

Bj sums to crank the music to

54:23

crank that slammed music. Know

54:25

I think I'll save my it's

54:27

they were hurt mind for. Just.

54:32

But it still takes a role again

54:34

with advantage. Ninety two thumbs feals. pressure

54:36

from the audience. Slam

54:39

Slam. Saw My God. I'm. I'm

54:42

scared zebra. Ah, until Ecstasies

54:45

To Eve. Ah now. Is

54:47

Ahmed to be. Yeah. Wow, it

54:49

sounds really doesn't want to play that slam music.

54:52

He. Looks

54:54

down at S. Said

54:57

trembling. And he just looks

55:00

up at you with a tear in a sign. Into Sixes had

55:02

no. Less.

55:08

I. I

55:11

pick up Jennifer

55:14

okay and I.

55:18

Attacked the ground. Ah,

55:20

attack the glass. Yeah and that ah,

55:22

give me a man attacked role or

55:24

you did. Where are you attacking from?

55:26

Are you standing on the outside of

55:29

the glass smashing it? or you like

55:31

trying to get it on? Yeah, middle

55:33

are not directly on it. I am

55:35

and I'm often smashing it to to

55:37

try to get to the peaceful and

55:39

ten. Ah dang, Give

55:42

me an attack will. Get

55:45

me to be pretty good. Yeah.

55:47

Mean. Her. owe

55:50

a debt to do it does use pleases

55:53

guys not a great time as are be

55:55

senate yeah man some this glasses so thick

55:57

you tried see it sounds like You try

55:59

to smash your great axe into it with

56:02

a 2 plus 5 to 7 is insufficient.

56:05

The security... you're

56:07

going to attract actually another security

56:10

guard. Griffin,

56:12

I've got it. Yeah? DJ

56:15

Thumbs, please crank that slam

56:17

music. DJ

56:20

Thumbs, I'll hire you to DJ my

56:22

wedding. And

56:24

I'll protect you from the wolf man. DJ

56:27

Thumbs turns around and looks at

56:29

a picture of his family that he has on the

56:31

wall. How

56:36

many kids does he have? He's got like

56:38

12 fucking kids, man. Don't

56:40

you want your kids to know that their

56:42

dad's a hero? Will, to live his truth? The

56:45

wolf man in the window... He's got his number of

56:47

kids. The wolf man in the window licks his lips as he

56:49

looks at DJ Thumbs. Are you going to live

56:51

your life in fear, DJ Thumbs? Or are you going to

56:53

embrace the slam music that's in your heart? Ahh!

56:57

Ahh! Give me another persuasion

56:59

check. Let the animal out. 10

57:02

or higher. A 9. Wait,

57:07

no I want to... no I get to help

57:09

though. I get to

57:12

help though. Seriously! Cool

57:14

people, really? Okay,

57:19

yes, you can have advantage for that 13. He

57:23

grips his monkey

57:26

teeth and he looks

57:28

back at the picture of his family

57:30

and he tears it off the wall

57:32

and crumples it in his hands. And

57:35

then he hits the button of the

57:37

flashing that says slam on it and

57:39

all of a sudden just... I

57:43

attack the floor again! What

57:46

an advantage! Play

57:49

that slam music! It's been

57:51

cracked, baby! You are

57:54

going to attack again, not with advantage. You

57:56

are actually flanked right now so you are not in a

57:58

very good position at all. 15

58:02

plus 5 is a dirty 20. A dirty 20

58:05

is what we're looking for. Okay, roll damage. 6

58:15

plus a 9. Alright,

58:17

uh, 6 plus a 9. Okay.

58:20

You smash

58:23

your axe down

58:26

into the glass dance floor. As

58:29

that happens, the

58:31

crowd dancing on it begins

58:33

to sort of divide itself

58:35

along the sort of rift

58:37

as it splits all the way across, all

58:40

the way going up. You

58:43

see that crack begin to spiderweb

58:45

out, and then the dance

58:48

floor collapses into the

58:50

peace font. And

58:53

everyone standing in there falls

58:56

down into the wellspring. The

59:02

slam dancing hasn't stopped. People are now just sort of

59:04

having a bit of a wet rave. And

59:08

you see that as they are doing so,

59:10

they are sort of kicking up mud and

59:13

silt in the bottom of

59:15

these waters. And

59:20

as that happens, the

59:22

vibe in here starts to get kind of weird. You

59:26

get kind of weird. The vibe in

59:28

here continues to grow strange. Stranger and

59:30

stranger. You

59:32

see, first of all, there's a cat

59:35

in the water who all of

59:37

a sudden realizes like, hey, fuck this, I don't want to

59:39

be in the water. And oh, shit, there's three wolves here.

59:41

I gotta, I gotta get out of here. And

59:43

the cat runs for it.

59:45

Similarly, you see some

59:47

of the animals start

59:50

to act like animals again and

59:53

begin to worm their

59:56

way away. And then like

59:58

a wave Uh,

1:00:00

every animal in here comes

1:00:03

to their senses as the wellspring

1:00:05

is painted, and the

1:00:08

magic spell that is keeping everyone

1:00:10

chill suddenly vanishes.

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