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our third president and the
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Thomas Jefferson. He
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It's a great one, you know,
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for a change. President
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Jefferson, thank you for joining
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me. My pleasure. You
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know, lots of writers have used this device
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over the years. Really
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I thought I was the first. You're
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joking. That's funny.
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Oh, okay. Where
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are you joining us from,
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sir? From my crypt in Monticello. Well,
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first of all, congratulations. Your
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words have held up very well. For
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the most part. I've been
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kicking myself for almost 200
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years now on
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the all-men-or-created-equal thing. How
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so? Well, all
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men should mean all men, and
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I pretty much gave the impression
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that I meant just white
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men who are on property. So
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that wasn't your intention. But actually it
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was. I just started
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regretting it a number of years
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later. And
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when was that? July 4th, 1826. The
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day you died? Yes. You're
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saying that on the day you died,
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you realize that all men, not just
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white male property owners, should
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be regarded as equal. Absolutely.
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And I have to tell you, it
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was one bizarre day. First of all,
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I was in the throes of
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delirium, and having
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these strange epiphanies, and one of
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them was that all men
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are created equal should mean all
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men are created equal. Wow.
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Yes. Wow, indeed.
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And at that moment you dropped dead?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I
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wish. You wish. Yes.
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My children, well, that's my deathbed
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saying that goodbyes. All
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your children were there? Ones
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with my wife. Not
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the ones with Sally Hemings. Oh
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heavens no! My
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children with my concubine, Sally
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Hemings, were themselves
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slaves, as of course was Sally,
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as was the custom of the time. So,
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where was I? Your
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white children are around
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your deathbed. Oh yes,
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yes, yes. I told them it had
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just occurred to me that I had made
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a mistake in the declaration that all
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men are created equal should have meant
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exactly that, that all
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men, no matter their race or whether
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or not they own property,
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that all men are created equal
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and should be free. And
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what was their reaction? Oh, not good.
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Not good at all. Because
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you owned a lot of slaves there at Monticello.
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Precisely. So your
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kids, the ones from
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your wife, they understood you
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to mean that your slaves should be
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freed. Yes, and
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you can imagine the hullabaloo. They
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wanted to keep the slaves. Oh
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yes, they went insane. But
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father, who's going to do
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all the work around the plantation? Oh
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father, you do know I
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were rich, don't you? Because
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we have slaves. So
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they were that sarcastic. Well Mary
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was. Martha was always
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very sweet. Father
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pray tell, who is going to
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do the cooking and the laundry
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and the housekeeping? And
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I said, the slaves. Wait
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a minute, whoa. I'm sorry,
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I'm confused. And so were they, believe me.
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They thought I wanted to
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free all the slaves, which was not at
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all by intention. But I said,
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all men are created equal. I meant just that, all
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men. Not women.
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Are you saying that all men are created equal? men should
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have equal rights, but not women. Why,
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yes, that shouldn't be so difficult
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to understand. All men
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are created equal means just that, that
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all men should be afforded the same
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rights and privileges as all other men.
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Women, however, are a completely
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different matter altogether. They're women.
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So your intention was for
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Monticello to keep
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its women slaves as slaves. Well,
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I certainly see no reason why not.
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And what did your children think about that?
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I don't know. That's when I died. Okay,
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I just think my listeners might
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find all of this deeply
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disturbing. Look,
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I was a privileged white man born in
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1743, okay? That's
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what I got to in 1826. Then
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I've been dead, and
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it's hard to evolve when you're
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dead. And
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yes, I was not a perfect man. I
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fathered six children with my slave,
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Sally Hemings. I know
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today that sounds very bad, okay?
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And by the way, I would have freed
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the three boys. Oh,
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okay. All right. I
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guess no one's perfect. I mean, you did
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write that we are always striving
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to be a more perfect union. That's
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in the preamble of the Constitution, you
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cretin. Oh, that's right.
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Well, Louisiana Purchase, that was you. You're
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welcome. Yes, thanks for that. That
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was a huge part of our
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country. Well done, sir. Yes.
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And thank you for joining us, Mr. President. Oh,
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thank you for having me out. I
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very much enjoy the podcast. Well,
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thank you, sir. Thomas Jefferson, author
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