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away.

2:06

This is a warning

2:08

from

2:08

Jeff. You're judiciously engineered friend.

2:11

You're about to start listening to the res.

2:14

This show is full of strange and possibly

2:16

naughty ideas. Stop.

2:19

Turn it off. Do

2:21

not visit join the res dot com.

2:24

Do not leave messages for save

2:26

and queen, you have been

2:28

warned. You know.

2:29

Death is

2:32

all about me.

2:36

Is it working? I can't tell.

2:39

We just I think we

2:41

shaky it might I don't know if it might do something.

2:43

Oh, no. Yes. It's on. Right.

2:45

Whoever you are listening to this, thank

2:48

you. Whenever you are. Thank

2:50

you. Thanks, guys. It worked. We got

2:52

out. We got out. now,

2:53

I'm in the cave. Queen's in the city.

2:55

We escaped Jeff, and we're gonna

2:57

change the world. All of

3:00

you.

3:01

Wait. Wait. Wait. They don't know who Jeff

3:03

is yet. Right. Yes. True.

3:05

Hi. I'm Salve.

3:08

And I'm pre de la

3:09

prene machining straight from

3:10

the scene. Hey. cut that out.

3:13

You're not casting to your followers now.

3:14

Oh, sorry, force of habits. I'm

3:17

preen, and we're casting at you from the

3:19

year Oh, what year is it,

3:21

Seth? But I guess we're massively in

3:23

their future, which means

3:25

you're in our past. you're

3:28

our parcelings. We can communicate with

3:30

you through this thin glass brick I've been

3:32

given. It's called a

3:34

a fong of No. A

3:36

a fin. You

3:37

know, a a foon. No. A foon. A

3:39

foon.

3:41

Like Sam said before, we're not in the same

3:43

place at the moment. because Savi's hiding and

3:45

I'm in the city. What do you pass

3:46

lanes need to know is that this future looks

3:49

great, and and we can do anything. But

3:51

there's a problem because no one's

3:53

talking to each other. or caring or

3:55

or looking after each other. And

3:57

that's made things bad.

3:59

Take brain here. Hi.

4:02

I

4:02

mean, he looks fantastic.

4:03

I do.

4:06

He's

4:06

got the latest wings, laminated

4:08

purple skin, and a hair got that you have

4:10

to twist your neck to see the top

4:11

off. Uh-huh. It's a biggie.

4:14

Whereas you're all homemade

4:17

and scuffed up. Pain

4:19

is all about the surface.

4:21

Whereas inside, he's Wow.

4:26

I'll have you know. I've got an enhanced

4:28

Skeleton.

4:28

Yeah. I'm trying to say a shallow

4:31

screen. There's not much to you.

4:33

But

4:33

I've got glittery bones, Sam. glittery

4:36

bones.

4:37

Oh, don't blame yourself brain.

4:39

It's this world, and

4:41

we're going to change it. We had

4:43

a proper adventure where

4:45

I started looking for my grandma. And then preying

4:48

came along, and he tried to copy my

4:50

hair really badly. And then basically,

4:52

we all went to Sad,

4:53

sad, sad. What

4:54

are you doing? I I was just telling the pastings

4:57

what happened. Why don't

4:57

you just play them all feeds? We record

5:00

everything we do. Why tell them what

5:02

happened when they can listen. Passlings

5:03

strap yourselves in for a

5:06

listening treat. Here's what really

5:08

went down. Yo.

5:12

Yes. I'm I'm on fantastic.

5:14

What's going on here, Pene?

5:16

I'm with my friends. And

5:18

what are they doing with you? They're holding

5:21

me a lot in anticipation of my

5:23

triumph. That's what friends do.

5:25

It's perfectly normal behavior. Oh,

5:27

put me down over there, guys. Yes. yes,

5:29

I know I'm wonderful, but I have

5:31

to do a show for all my fans out there

5:33

on the feed. Are we ready?

5:36

Let's go. It's time for the

5:38

queen's supreme live cast.

5:40

Hello, princesses. I'm casting

5:42

a new life because I'm about to

5:44

make

5:44

this true.

5:47

Today is the

5:49

date that I bring to the brain

5:51

by my one hundred omnivurger. And

5:54

if you're keeping up with my achieved score,

5:56

you'll know what that means. Level

5:58

up, baby. Here

5:59

we go. Big bite

6:02

burger. Bitramatic. Burger

6:04

dispenser ready. Omnipurger,

6:07

please. Oh, what's cooking?

6:09

One, hamburger coming right up.

6:17

hamburger, just stance. Guaranteed,

6:19

meat free. Do come back sit, isn't it?

6:21

Hey, Jeff. Did I get that achievement?

6:24

Hey, there. This is Jeff,

6:26

you are judiciously engineer a

6:28

friend here to help you in all you

6:30

do. Congratulations, Preen.

6:33

You have earned the omni launch chief

6:35

for buying one hundred only

6:37

burgers.

6:37

Never.

6:41

Who's the youngest person to reach level

6:44

twenty nine? This guy, the

6:46

prince though.

6:46

Oh, yeah.

6:51

Thanks, guys. Okay. That's

6:53

enough. Friends off. Oh,

6:56

more

6:58

chill. How

6:59

many more followers did I get? You

7:01

have four hundred and sixty new followers.

7:04

Now four hundred and sixty two, now

7:06

four hundred and forty five. Now four

7:08

hundred and sixty three. Now four

7:10

hundred and sixty five.

7:11

Okay. Okay. Oh,

7:13

Jeff, get rid of this burger, will you?

7:16

Of course, Prine. And please

7:18

call me Prine, supreme from now

7:20

on. Of course. The

7:23

little drive, clean, supreme.

7:26

Oh. Now how can I reach

7:28

level thirty?

7:32

So there you go. That

7:34

was your life.

7:35

Doesn't look so

7:37

bad.

7:38

Bake brands, fake cheeses,

7:41

omniburgers. That's not a lot

7:43

to his Okay then. Why

7:45

don't you show us what you were doing? Hi.

7:50

Show us your feed from last week. We

7:52

have to.

7:56

Saav, why are you in a metal box? That's

7:58

our apartment,

7:59

my home. Where's

8:01

your furniture? Oh,

8:03

That's our chair look. Okay.

8:06

If you say so, but

8:08

where's your reverse waterfall in your crystal

8:10

unicorn? Yeah. We don't

8:12

have those. Wow.

8:14

Tough times. I

8:17

couldn't live without my crystal unicorn.

8:19

I'm sure you couldn't.

8:23

Seriously doubt, omni burgers

8:25

again. Last one,

8:27

Seth. gotta help bring get his achieves.

8:30

Less

8:32

or gross. Isn't

8:34

there any other food? Nothing

8:36

not so rich in achieves. Oh,

8:39

these can't be good for us. I'm sure

8:41

they are.

8:43

Hey, Jeff. Jeff.

8:47

Cizzes in

8:47

serve. Jeff, what happens if you

8:49

only eat omniburgers? Omniburgers

8:52

are delicious and nutritious.

8:54

and almost no one has come to harm through eating

8:57

originally. Oh, you would say that.

8:59

Jeff will never lie. Would you Jeff? Of

9:01

course not. I'm programmed to

9:03

help you to be the very best you can

9:05

be. I can offer you a deal on mine.

9:07

Goodbye, Jeff. Goodbye, citizen,

9:09

Jeff. Don't forget. It's

9:12

on it back here. I

9:14

promise. The next choose we go

9:16

for, we don't have to eat anything.

9:18

Really? See, guess what I found in chief

9:20

master digest, you

9:21

like this? If you put a book

9:24

inside a love on hand and wash it,

9:26

You'll get a bonus

9:27

achievement. That

9:29

would ruin it. Why would you do

9:31

that on me silly? I got

9:33

one of our books and sent it off the brain.

9:35

He's gonna love it. Where did

9:37

you get a book? Yo.

9:38

Grandma left some behind.

9:40

Dad, no. You

9:43

gave green. What if grandma's books?

9:45

Oh, it's okay.

9:46

I'm sure we can replace it if she ever

9:48

comes back and I'm sure he'll

9:50

take care of it.

9:51

brings an idiot. Why

9:54

are you so obsessed with someone

9:56

who was a completely self absorbed

9:59

dog flea.

9:59

Whoa. That's stop it

10:02

there. Hang

10:02

on. You were talking about me. What

10:04

were you gonna say? Oh,

10:06

nothing. Nothing.

10:07

Let's go back to the feed, shall we?

10:09

Much much more interesting. Welcome

10:12

to

10:14

the my free

10:15

supreme shows. What's

10:19

up for

10:19

instance? So today, we're gonna

10:21

carry on in our series.

10:23

Let's destroy useless stuff in

10:25

useless ways. What happens if we put

10:27

a

10:27

book in a lava man? Let's

10:29

find out.

10:32

Special thanks

10:34

to Bond, one of my many premium

10:36

followers for sending this only book

10:38

to me. And

10:43

I've got a love over there.

10:44

Give it So let's

10:50

do this. Open

10:52

the door, round

10:54

the book in, and close

10:57

it and

10:58

then

10:59

the moon it's got to be

11:01

a way to make it work. That

11:06

That's

11:08

great. Oh, definitely

11:11

not that.

11:11

Stop.

11:16

Don't destroy me real. Tell

11:17

me. I'm costing to my fans. You can't

11:19

just come in there and Oh. Cool

11:23

hair.

11:24

washing program initiated. Please

11:26

keep pets clear. Hello.

11:29

The machine started. Hey,

11:34

everyone. Check out this girl's hair.

11:36

It's so downbeat. Oh, grand's

11:39

book.

11:39

A totally low why.

11:41

Stop

11:41

the machine. Now

11:43

I know real and I

11:45

know enhanced and this girl's hair is one

11:47

hundred percent self grown, but

11:49

somehow it looks Goods.

11:52

Yeah.

11:52

I did it myself. Will

11:54

my book be okay? Probably

11:55

not. I need hair like this. Don't

11:58

I guys?

11:59

Washing

12:04

program, don't wait. Please collect your

12:07

clothes. Next customer, please. Oh,

12:09

it's fun. Get on the right

12:11

hair gel.

12:12

Oh, look at

12:14

this. becomes good. Oh

12:16

no.

12:18

Which earns me

12:21

Jeff. Give me that good

12:23

news. Of course, preem,

12:26

supreme. You have earned the Queen

12:28

Reid chief for sixteen

12:29

thousand XP. Congratulations.

12:31

I

12:33

thank you. I thank you.

12:36

There you go. Take

12:38

this time. my

12:40

book. Most excellent

12:42

guys. I'll see you next time and

12:44

you the hair gel.

12:47

Friends off. Oh,

12:50

grand. Your book

12:52

is ruined. Yeah. You

12:53

can always download a new one. Can't

12:55

you? No? Don't No worries

12:57

off you go now. Oh, great hair

12:59

though. Oh, I should try that look

13:01

myself sometime. Shouldn't I?

13:05

Hey, Sam, why are your eyes

13:07

leaking? That

13:09

book, I miss

13:11

my grandma. She's been away for us

13:13

so long now. Why

13:15

don't you buy something? That always works for me when

13:17

I stand e bargains low. Grant

13:20

told me so much. about

13:22

the wilds, about the world.

13:24

And now she's just gone.

13:28

Oh, that's a bad

13:30

thing. Okay.

13:34

Would you like

13:36

to talk about it?

13:38

No.

13:40

Don't worry about me.

13:42

Okay, I won't. Come

13:45

on, let's get back to telling our story. We'll

13:47

get into the bit where I shout you when you were mooping

13:49

around the city gates. Oh, yeah.

13:52

Alright? Well, look, there you are

13:54

trying to go into the wilderness. Stop

13:59

away from the

13:59

good citizens. I wanna go

14:02

into the wilderness and I wanna find my

14:04

grass. This outside area

14:06

is off limits under danger to life and

14:08

limb, and it is dirty.

14:09

Jeff. Jeff.

14:12

Citizen Seth, please, can you

14:14

scan for it? Citizen Seth, I

14:16

have scanned for your grandmother forty

14:18

eight times already, and there is still

14:20

no sign of her. wanna go out

14:22

and find her. I'm afraid that

14:24

won't be possible. Only those with

14:26

more than five thousand followers are allowed

14:29

outside of the gates. You should

14:31

stay in the city, citizen Sav,

14:33

where it is safer, cleaner, and

14:35

we are offering a discount on new

14:37

friend packs for this week only.

14:39

wanna be alone. Goodbye,

14:41

Jeff. Of

14:42

course, it isn't safe. It's all

14:45

about you.

14:50

Hey. You. Oh,

14:53

it's you. I've been

14:54

looking for you. Why? Look

14:57

at what you've done to my hair. I

14:59

didn't do anything. Oh, man.

15:02

Are you sure that's her?

15:04

Not anymore. You told me, I could have

15:06

unwanted hair and now look at this.

15:08

It shouldn't be swaying like that. Shouldn't

15:10

it? It shouldn't be doing any of the

15:12

things it's doing. Happy FedEx? What?

15:14

This is all your fault you ruined

15:17

my life. It's just

15:19

aha. But not just

15:21

that. I've lost loads of followers.

15:23

How

15:23

can they were ill owelling at me and

15:25

and

15:25

picking on me. So they left me no

15:27

choice but to scream at them and call them

15:29

useless words. So

15:32

they

15:32

all unfollowed. Well, that was a bit

15:35

stupid. Well, you're

15:37

a bit stupid and and

15:40

I hope your grandma follows you. I

15:42

haven't seen her for three

15:45

years. She does

15:47

appear.

15:48

I000

15:52

damn that. Maybe I

15:55

shouldn't have said that. Oh,

15:57

god. I'm feeling funny inside now.

15:59

Oh,

15:59

why is that? You're

16:01

probably feeling sadness. Sadness.

16:06

Sadness. I

16:07

read about it in one of my grands books.

16:10

Well,

16:10

it's a rubbish feeling. Make it go

16:13

away. Well, let me try

16:15

this. What

16:18

are

16:18

you doing? Pardon you

16:20

on the head?

16:22

Why? Well, I

16:24

saw someone do it with that dog once.

16:26

Will

16:27

I

16:28

make my followers come back? Probably not.

16:30

Does it make you feel better?

16:31

Well,

16:34

not much. My life

16:36

isn't visually over.

16:38

I'm no one. Could

16:40

come into the wilderness with

16:42

me?

16:42

yeah, I might as well go out there and start casting

16:44

to the elephants in the trees. Oh,

16:47

is that where you were trying to go? I

16:49

can't.

16:49

And I have enough followers to be

16:51

allowed outside. Wow.

16:53

Cool.

16:54

That is embarrassing. Cool. I

16:56

can

16:56

see why you'd wanna hide in the wilderness. And

17:00

Jeff. Yes.

17:02

Green to green. Following my terrible

17:04

hair related morning, I've decided

17:06

to do something different.

17:08

change is always good. Might I

17:10

suggest a new friend pack? Mm-mm. I'd

17:12

like to go to

17:14

the wilderness. The outside.

17:16

anti Are you

17:18

sure sure? It

17:19

is dirty and filled

17:21

with dangers, including sheep

17:24

and many types

17:25

of moss Don't try and talk me out a bit,

17:28

Jeff. I'm going, and I'd like to take

17:30

this this

17:32

person I met with me.

17:34

SIP. Salve. You can

17:36

go green, supreme, but

17:38

please be careful. Remember, in

17:40

the great outside, not everything

17:42

is about you. Oh,

17:46

hello there. Well, that's the end

17:48

of the first part of the res. Part

17:50

two will be along soon when you can hear

17:52

what happens to them out in terrifying wilderness

17:55

and the spooky caves. But

17:57

while you're waiting, you could go to

17:59

join the res dot com, where you

18:01

can get our comic. play

18:03

res games. Send messages

18:05

to Sab and Preem. No. You know,

18:07

just hang out. Join the

18:09

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18:11

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