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This is a warning
2:08
from
2:08
Jeff. You're judiciously engineered friend.
2:11
You're about to start listening to the res.
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This show is full of strange and possibly
2:16
naughty ideas. Stop.
2:19
Turn it off. Do
2:21
not visit join the res dot com.
2:24
Do not leave messages for save
2:26
and queen, you have been
2:28
warned. You know.
2:29
Death is
2:32
all about me.
2:36
Is it working? I can't tell.
2:39
We just I think we
2:41
shaky it might I don't know if it might do something.
2:43
Oh, no. Yes. It's on. Right.
2:45
Whoever you are listening to this, thank
2:48
you. Whenever you are. Thank
2:50
you. Thanks, guys. It worked. We got
2:52
out. We got out. now,
2:53
I'm in the cave. Queen's in the city.
2:55
We escaped Jeff, and we're gonna
2:57
change the world. All of
3:00
you.
3:01
Wait. Wait. Wait. They don't know who Jeff
3:03
is yet. Right. Yes. True.
3:05
Hi. I'm Salve.
3:08
And I'm pre de la
3:09
prene machining straight from
3:10
the scene. Hey. cut that out.
3:13
You're not casting to your followers now.
3:14
Oh, sorry, force of habits. I'm
3:17
preen, and we're casting at you from the
3:19
year Oh, what year is it,
3:21
Seth? But I guess we're massively in
3:23
their future, which means
3:25
you're in our past. you're
3:28
our parcelings. We can communicate with
3:30
you through this thin glass brick I've been
3:32
given. It's called a
3:34
a fong of No. A
3:36
a fin. You
3:37
know, a a foon. No. A foon. A
3:39
foon.
3:41
Like Sam said before, we're not in the same
3:43
place at the moment. because Savi's hiding and
3:45
I'm in the city. What do you pass
3:46
lanes need to know is that this future looks
3:49
great, and and we can do anything. But
3:51
there's a problem because no one's
3:53
talking to each other. or caring or
3:55
or looking after each other. And
3:57
that's made things bad.
3:59
Take brain here. Hi.
4:02
I
4:02
mean, he looks fantastic.
4:03
I do.
4:06
He's
4:06
got the latest wings, laminated
4:08
purple skin, and a hair got that you have
4:10
to twist your neck to see the top
4:11
off. Uh-huh. It's a biggie.
4:14
Whereas you're all homemade
4:17
and scuffed up. Pain
4:19
is all about the surface.
4:21
Whereas inside, he's Wow.
4:26
I'll have you know. I've got an enhanced
4:28
Skeleton.
4:28
Yeah. I'm trying to say a shallow
4:31
screen. There's not much to you.
4:33
But
4:33
I've got glittery bones, Sam. glittery
4:36
bones.
4:37
Oh, don't blame yourself brain.
4:39
It's this world, and
4:41
we're going to change it. We had
4:43
a proper adventure where
4:45
I started looking for my grandma. And then preying
4:48
came along, and he tried to copy my
4:50
hair really badly. And then basically,
4:52
we all went to Sad,
4:53
sad, sad. What
4:54
are you doing? I I was just telling the pastings
4:57
what happened. Why don't
4:57
you just play them all feeds? We record
5:00
everything we do. Why tell them what
5:02
happened when they can listen. Passlings
5:03
strap yourselves in for a
5:06
listening treat. Here's what really
5:08
went down. Yo.
5:12
Yes. I'm I'm on fantastic.
5:14
What's going on here, Pene?
5:16
I'm with my friends. And
5:18
what are they doing with you? They're holding
5:21
me a lot in anticipation of my
5:23
triumph. That's what friends do.
5:25
It's perfectly normal behavior. Oh,
5:27
put me down over there, guys. Yes. yes,
5:29
I know I'm wonderful, but I have
5:31
to do a show for all my fans out there
5:33
on the feed. Are we ready?
5:36
Let's go. It's time for the
5:38
queen's supreme live cast.
5:40
Hello, princesses. I'm casting
5:42
a new life because I'm about to
5:44
make
5:44
this true.
5:47
Today is the
5:49
date that I bring to the brain
5:51
by my one hundred omnivurger. And
5:54
if you're keeping up with my achieved score,
5:56
you'll know what that means. Level
5:58
up, baby. Here
5:59
we go. Big bite
6:02
burger. Bitramatic. Burger
6:04
dispenser ready. Omnipurger,
6:07
please. Oh, what's cooking?
6:09
One, hamburger coming right up.
6:17
hamburger, just stance. Guaranteed,
6:19
meat free. Do come back sit, isn't it?
6:21
Hey, Jeff. Did I get that achievement?
6:24
Hey, there. This is Jeff,
6:26
you are judiciously engineer a
6:28
friend here to help you in all you
6:30
do. Congratulations, Preen.
6:33
You have earned the omni launch chief
6:35
for buying one hundred only
6:37
burgers.
6:37
Never.
6:41
Who's the youngest person to reach level
6:44
twenty nine? This guy, the
6:46
prince though.
6:46
Oh, yeah.
6:51
Thanks, guys. Okay. That's
6:53
enough. Friends off. Oh,
6:56
more
6:58
chill. How
6:59
many more followers did I get? You
7:01
have four hundred and sixty new followers.
7:04
Now four hundred and sixty two, now
7:06
four hundred and forty five. Now four
7:08
hundred and sixty three. Now four
7:10
hundred and sixty five.
7:11
Okay. Okay. Oh,
7:13
Jeff, get rid of this burger, will you?
7:16
Of course, Prine. And please
7:18
call me Prine, supreme from now
7:20
on. Of course. The
7:23
little drive, clean, supreme.
7:26
Oh. Now how can I reach
7:28
level thirty?
7:32
So there you go. That
7:34
was your life.
7:35
Doesn't look so
7:37
bad.
7:38
Bake brands, fake cheeses,
7:41
omniburgers. That's not a lot
7:43
to his Okay then. Why
7:45
don't you show us what you were doing? Hi.
7:50
Show us your feed from last week. We
7:52
have to.
7:56
Saav, why are you in a metal box? That's
7:58
our apartment,
7:59
my home. Where's
8:01
your furniture? Oh,
8:03
That's our chair look. Okay.
8:06
If you say so, but
8:08
where's your reverse waterfall in your crystal
8:10
unicorn? Yeah. We don't
8:12
have those. Wow.
8:14
Tough times. I
8:17
couldn't live without my crystal unicorn.
8:19
I'm sure you couldn't.
8:23
Seriously doubt, omni burgers
8:25
again. Last one,
8:27
Seth. gotta help bring get his achieves.
8:30
Less
8:32
or gross. Isn't
8:34
there any other food? Nothing
8:36
not so rich in achieves. Oh,
8:39
these can't be good for us. I'm sure
8:41
they are.
8:43
Hey, Jeff. Jeff.
8:47
Cizzes in
8:47
serve. Jeff, what happens if you
8:49
only eat omniburgers? Omniburgers
8:52
are delicious and nutritious.
8:54
and almost no one has come to harm through eating
8:57
originally. Oh, you would say that.
8:59
Jeff will never lie. Would you Jeff? Of
9:01
course not. I'm programmed to
9:03
help you to be the very best you can
9:05
be. I can offer you a deal on mine.
9:07
Goodbye, Jeff. Goodbye, citizen,
9:09
Jeff. Don't forget. It's
9:12
on it back here. I
9:14
promise. The next choose we go
9:16
for, we don't have to eat anything.
9:18
Really? See, guess what I found in chief
9:20
master digest, you
9:21
like this? If you put a book
9:24
inside a love on hand and wash it,
9:26
You'll get a bonus
9:27
achievement. That
9:29
would ruin it. Why would you do
9:31
that on me silly? I got
9:33
one of our books and sent it off the brain.
9:35
He's gonna love it. Where did
9:37
you get a book? Yo.
9:38
Grandma left some behind.
9:40
Dad, no. You
9:43
gave green. What if grandma's books?
9:45
Oh, it's okay.
9:46
I'm sure we can replace it if she ever
9:48
comes back and I'm sure he'll
9:50
take care of it.
9:51
brings an idiot. Why
9:54
are you so obsessed with someone
9:56
who was a completely self absorbed
9:59
dog flea.
9:59
Whoa. That's stop it
10:02
there. Hang
10:02
on. You were talking about me. What
10:04
were you gonna say? Oh,
10:06
nothing. Nothing.
10:07
Let's go back to the feed, shall we?
10:09
Much much more interesting. Welcome
10:12
to
10:14
the my free
10:15
supreme shows. What's
10:19
up for
10:19
instance? So today, we're gonna
10:21
carry on in our series.
10:23
Let's destroy useless stuff in
10:25
useless ways. What happens if we put
10:27
a
10:27
book in a lava man? Let's
10:29
find out.
10:32
Special thanks
10:34
to Bond, one of my many premium
10:36
followers for sending this only book
10:38
to me. And
10:43
I've got a love over there.
10:44
Give it So let's
10:50
do this. Open
10:52
the door, round
10:54
the book in, and close
10:57
it and
10:58
then
10:59
the moon it's got to be
11:01
a way to make it work. That
11:06
That's
11:08
great. Oh, definitely
11:11
not that.
11:11
Stop.
11:16
Don't destroy me real. Tell
11:17
me. I'm costing to my fans. You can't
11:19
just come in there and Oh. Cool
11:23
hair.
11:24
washing program initiated. Please
11:26
keep pets clear. Hello.
11:29
The machine started. Hey,
11:34
everyone. Check out this girl's hair.
11:36
It's so downbeat. Oh, grand's
11:39
book.
11:39
A totally low why.
11:41
Stop
11:41
the machine. Now
11:43
I know real and I
11:45
know enhanced and this girl's hair is one
11:47
hundred percent self grown, but
11:49
somehow it looks Goods.
11:52
Yeah.
11:52
I did it myself. Will
11:54
my book be okay? Probably
11:55
not. I need hair like this. Don't
11:58
I guys?
11:59
Washing
12:04
program, don't wait. Please collect your
12:07
clothes. Next customer, please. Oh,
12:09
it's fun. Get on the right
12:11
hair gel.
12:12
Oh, look at
12:14
this. becomes good. Oh
12:16
no.
12:18
Which earns me
12:21
Jeff. Give me that good
12:23
news. Of course, preem,
12:26
supreme. You have earned the Queen
12:28
Reid chief for sixteen
12:29
thousand XP. Congratulations.
12:31
I
12:33
thank you. I thank you.
12:36
There you go. Take
12:38
this time. my
12:40
book. Most excellent
12:42
guys. I'll see you next time and
12:44
you the hair gel.
12:47
Friends off. Oh,
12:50
grand. Your book
12:52
is ruined. Yeah. You
12:53
can always download a new one. Can't
12:55
you? No? Don't No worries
12:57
off you go now. Oh, great hair
12:59
though. Oh, I should try that look
13:01
myself sometime. Shouldn't I?
13:05
Hey, Sam, why are your eyes
13:07
leaking? That
13:09
book, I miss
13:11
my grandma. She's been away for us
13:13
so long now. Why
13:15
don't you buy something? That always works for me when
13:17
I stand e bargains low. Grant
13:20
told me so much. about
13:22
the wilds, about the world.
13:24
And now she's just gone.
13:28
Oh, that's a bad
13:30
thing. Okay.
13:34
Would you like
13:36
to talk about it?
13:38
No.
13:40
Don't worry about me.
13:42
Okay, I won't. Come
13:45
on, let's get back to telling our story. We'll
13:47
get into the bit where I shout you when you were mooping
13:49
around the city gates. Oh, yeah.
13:52
Alright? Well, look, there you are
13:54
trying to go into the wilderness. Stop
13:59
away from the
13:59
good citizens. I wanna go
14:02
into the wilderness and I wanna find my
14:04
grass. This outside area
14:06
is off limits under danger to life and
14:08
limb, and it is dirty.
14:09
Jeff. Jeff.
14:12
Citizen Seth, please, can you
14:14
scan for it? Citizen Seth, I
14:16
have scanned for your grandmother forty
14:18
eight times already, and there is still
14:20
no sign of her. wanna go out
14:22
and find her. I'm afraid that
14:24
won't be possible. Only those with
14:26
more than five thousand followers are allowed
14:29
outside of the gates. You should
14:31
stay in the city, citizen Sav,
14:33
where it is safer, cleaner, and
14:35
we are offering a discount on new
14:37
friend packs for this week only.
14:39
wanna be alone. Goodbye,
14:41
Jeff. Of
14:42
course, it isn't safe. It's all
14:45
about you.
14:50
Hey. You. Oh,
14:53
it's you. I've been
14:54
looking for you. Why? Look
14:57
at what you've done to my hair. I
14:59
didn't do anything. Oh, man.
15:02
Are you sure that's her?
15:04
Not anymore. You told me, I could have
15:06
unwanted hair and now look at this.
15:08
It shouldn't be swaying like that. Shouldn't
15:10
it? It shouldn't be doing any of the
15:12
things it's doing. Happy FedEx? What?
15:14
This is all your fault you ruined
15:17
my life. It's just
15:19
aha. But not just
15:21
that. I've lost loads of followers.
15:23
How
15:23
can they were ill owelling at me and
15:25
and
15:25
picking on me. So they left me no
15:27
choice but to scream at them and call them
15:29
useless words. So
15:32
they
15:32
all unfollowed. Well, that was a bit
15:35
stupid. Well, you're
15:37
a bit stupid and and
15:40
I hope your grandma follows you. I
15:42
haven't seen her for three
15:45
years. She does
15:47
appear.
15:48
I000
15:52
damn that. Maybe I
15:55
shouldn't have said that. Oh,
15:57
god. I'm feeling funny inside now.
15:59
Oh,
15:59
why is that? You're
16:01
probably feeling sadness. Sadness.
16:06
Sadness. I
16:07
read about it in one of my grands books.
16:10
Well,
16:10
it's a rubbish feeling. Make it go
16:13
away. Well, let me try
16:15
this. What
16:18
are
16:18
you doing? Pardon you
16:20
on the head?
16:22
Why? Well, I
16:24
saw someone do it with that dog once.
16:26
Will
16:27
I
16:28
make my followers come back? Probably not.
16:30
Does it make you feel better?
16:31
Well,
16:34
not much. My life
16:36
isn't visually over.
16:38
I'm no one. Could
16:40
come into the wilderness with
16:42
me?
16:42
yeah, I might as well go out there and start casting
16:44
to the elephants in the trees. Oh,
16:47
is that where you were trying to go? I
16:49
can't.
16:49
And I have enough followers to be
16:51
allowed outside. Wow.
16:53
Cool.
16:54
That is embarrassing. Cool. I
16:56
can
16:56
see why you'd wanna hide in the wilderness. And
17:00
Jeff. Yes.
17:02
Green to green. Following my terrible
17:04
hair related morning, I've decided
17:06
to do something different.
17:08
change is always good. Might I
17:10
suggest a new friend pack? Mm-mm. I'd
17:12
like to go to
17:14
the wilderness. The outside.
17:16
anti Are you
17:18
sure sure? It
17:19
is dirty and filled
17:21
with dangers, including sheep
17:24
and many types
17:25
of moss Don't try and talk me out a bit,
17:28
Jeff. I'm going, and I'd like to take
17:30
this this
17:32
person I met with me.
17:34
SIP. Salve. You can
17:36
go green, supreme, but
17:38
please be careful. Remember, in
17:40
the great outside, not everything
17:42
is about you. Oh,
17:46
hello there. Well, that's the end
17:48
of the first part of the res. Part
17:50
two will be along soon when you can hear
17:52
what happens to them out in terrifying wilderness
17:55
and the spooky caves. But
17:57
while you're waiting, you could go to
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18:01
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