IT’S TIME!! The brand new format for The Amory Score is here as we stop taking years to do a single album and just knock one out every few months. Welcome back. We all need Mayo today.

The Black Rainbow

Dec 3rd, 2021

THE BOOK IS DEAD WE ARE FREEThis brings an end to this untenable “one song every 2-5 months” structrure we’ve been doing. Simply our schedules are a disaster. The episodes will be about the same distance apart but about full albums for the last

When Skeleton's Live

Oct 19th, 2021

MAYO DEFTINWOLF WAS IN HIS GLORYone more episode. and then we are free

In The Flame of Error

Aug 10th, 2021

We will finish this album this year. We will. No matter how bad this book gets, we will make it through, and together we will all stand on the other side as Coheed experts. But the trial doesn’t get easier.

Pearl of the Stars

May 21st, 2021

We’re back and ready to tackle the worst combination of song and chapter we have yet seen on The Amory Score. Content Warnings for sexual assault and misogyny, even beyond the usual level of that stuff that comes from covering a story like The

Made Out of Nothing (All That I Am)

Apr 21st, 2021

The Amory Score is back. At the rate of an old Newgrounds Cartoon we will drag ourselves over the finish line on this terrible book this year. It’s going to happen. Just you wait.

The Amory Score 52: World of Lines

Oct 26th, 2020

Hello! We recorded this episode in something resembling reasonable time and it has sat on my hard drive unedited for over a month. Classic Jackson. I accept all blame. Anyway, here’s the best song on the whole album.

Jessie's GIrl 2

Aug 21st, 2020

Amory Scores are like busses. You wait months for one and then two come along at once. But in our defence we had no idea Coheed were going to drop a song today, let alone one as powerfully stupid and deserving of immeidiate attention as a seque

This Shattered Symphony

Aug 18th, 2020

As suddenly as we disappear, we appear again to bring you another episode of The Amory Score. reading this book in chapters once every 4 months is a project that will kill both of us, but we do it for you, because we love you, and we love conte

Far

May 19th, 2020

Last time we convened it was February. Before the dawning of hell world. Apologies for the delay in episodes but seeing as Molly works in primary care, we weren’t going to force ourselves to read this terrible, terrible book in the middle of al

Here We Are Juggernaut

Feb 28th, 2020

This month we read chapter 4 of Year of the Black Rainbow, as well as dig into the lead single, Here We Are Juggernaut. It’s a bit of a lighter month after the feature length episode last time, but we do our best to bring the goods with the

Guns of Summer

Jan 31st, 2020

This month we are joined by our friend Hannah to talk about chapters 2 and 3 of the book Year of the Black Rainbow, the song Guns of Summer, and some special surprise bonus segments. Thank you so much to Hannah for being on, and I hope everyone

The Broken

Dec 31st, 2019

We’re back! Happy new fuckin’ year, it’s time for The Amory Score to return from the darkness to bring hope for the future!! And this time, we don’t just have an album to talk about, but a whole novel written by Claudio Sanchez and Peter David.

The Amory Score 45: The End Complete

Aug 8th, 2019

To make up for the hell schedule this podcast has been on this year, we bring you a special extra long episode to finish the No World For Tomorrow season. We don’t know when we’ll be back with Year of the Black Rainbow, but when we are back we

The Amory Score 44: Justice In Murder

May 31st, 2019

The world’s most infrequent podcast returns!!! We’re so close to the end of this album now so maybe we’ll be able to read that book before 2050? Thank you all for your patience, we enjoy when we can record these but life makes it almost impossi

The Amory Score 43: Gravemakers and Gunslingers

Apr 8th, 2019

Hello everyone, you may have forgotten that we are still a podcast, and for that you will be forgiven, because with our lives being how they are it is all but impossible to find moments in our lives where we can record twenty minutes of audio i

The Amory Score 42: Mother Superior

Feb 22nd, 2019

We were able to find some time last weekend to get an episode recorded! The hell period of scheduling continues but we will keep doing our best to bring episodes when we can. This week we’re listening to one of Coheed’s biggest power ballads. T

The Amory Score 41: The Running Free

Jan 13th, 2019

Flashback to November when Molly and I were extremely excited about how fast this season of podcasts were going to go: that ended up not happening. Sorry for the delay, both of our personal lives are not in great situations right now so it’s

The Amory Score 40: Feathers

Dec 28th, 2018

This week in The Amory Score we tackle one of the songs we have been waiting for since the beginning of this podcast as we come back to the beginning to visit an old, old friend. Also we’re a week late. Sorry. We try.

The Amory Score 39: The Hound (of Blood and Rank)

Dec 13th, 2018

This week in The Amory Score we break down our takes on what we think The Hound (of Blood and Rank) is about and get into how the last comic fucked everyone’s understanding of the canon up. Such is the way of things when you are trying to de

The Amory Score 38: No World For Tomorrow

Dec 6th, 2018

We reach Coheed and Cambria’s fourth album, No World For Tomorrow and find ourselves without a comic to guide us. Which means that things are going to be a little different here on our amory shore, with the episodes being much shorter but comin

The Amory Score 37: I Dissent

Nov 18th, 2018

For a transitory Amory Score, we are joined by our friend Hannah to talk about I Dissent, the Funny or Die parody song that Coheed and Cambria recorded, made out of excerpts from Antonin Scalia’s

The Amory Score 36: The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut

Oct 26th, 2018

The Amory Score returns for its final ride on the Good Apollo Part 1 train as we listen to the song The Final Cut and read The Final Issue and pass the final word on this nearly year long journey of wife murder. It’s been a long, long road.You