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and who better cannot run? Doors open and the

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you have to foot the album's the

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soul searching are going on here which you get that. As

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some old Palm Springs Gay died. Yeah, literally.

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There's a missing button. Poor went out for

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the gay guy. I'm not gonna play

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that because I don't know how to fast forward. Poor went out for the

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gay guy. That's like honestly, poor

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went out for the gay guy. I found that

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a lot of trans women call gay men gay

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guys. I love the alliteration there.

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Gay guy. He was just some gay

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guy. Well, you know, Macy Robin, rock and roll gay

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guy. Yeah, faggot. Gay guy. I follow Blizzy.

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I'll mind you follow Blizzy. Wait, are those the

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we have some questions. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. The other day she tweeted

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like, I thought I would, I met this guy and I

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thought he was gonna be mask vibes and it was just

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some gay guy. Yeah. Well,

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I was, you know how, you know when you come up, like

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your moment with Sharon Stone on Instagram when you find out that

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she followed you and not me. Right. My

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wig was flipped and ripped off

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and thrown in the dumpster when I realized

6:53

that these incredible people follow me on Instagram

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and they only follow like 400 people. And

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I'm gonna tell you who they are in just a moment. Just

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hold please for some riveting. Oh my God.

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Well, it is my birthday. So my texts

7:06

are blowing up. You guys, it's Cottie's birthday.

7:08

It is, yeah. Wow, incredible. Can I be

7:10

honest? I think that's the worst part of

7:12

a birthday is the phone assault. Oh,

7:16

oh yes. The constant. The constant. I enjoy

7:18

it. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. I

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wanna say I'm not grateful. But guess who constant. No,

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I love it. I love it. I love

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the attention. No,

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no, no. Me,

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me, me, me, me. No, no. See,

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alone. No, no.

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I see. I'll be there. She follows

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me on Instagram. It's Cuntie. It's

7:43

Cuntie. She's counting my birthday years, but

7:45

she didn't get up to 42. So I'm gonna give

7:47

her some time. 42, how does it feel? Great. I

7:49

had just, I just got out of rehab. Oh, I'm

7:52

passed out. Okay, great. We Don't have to elaborate. I

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Think one word is enough. Well, I'm, that is a

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house. I Know that you think you're passed out. You

7:58

Didn't notice that. Well. You.

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Know when you do that? hadid how much air in your

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body. Air. It's food denies

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it is so much I did this

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I will have to marry said been

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that eat food that no other yeah

8:16

I not that I think episodes you

8:18

honestly be the room has social. Scene

8:22

I have not films in a month and

8:24

a half hour but a burn a hole

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in his chair and I visited your we

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have another you deserve a pound the backbone

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like took the mile and a half low.

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list of are people who didn't busy in

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rehab. Oh in Libya A Sauna

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list of are are are.

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On. My shit list. now. I

8:51

previously had considered myself to be

8:53

a very wonderful high flying social

8:55

butterfly with a numerous friends. in

8:57

and out of the Los Angeles

8:59

area, you go to everything. For.

9:01

Twelve seconds I would also early I'll leave

9:03

our elites ask where the food it was

9:05

even if is not for the event I

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am you around I go to the bathroom

9:09

and then I do The Irish could buy

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him I'm which is to take something. This

9:14

issue. skilled earning capacity to Salem wallets.

9:16

Fum. I not only was a similar

9:18

have to sign a silver must car

9:21

yes so on. It's not that nobody

9:23

visited me in Rehab because that's not

9:25

the truth. Now I've been a for

9:27

treatment centers my wife raisins arms but

9:29

I've never stayed at thirty Days somewhere.

9:31

It was horrible right? It was horrible.

9:33

Horrible was horrible a levers of I

9:35

hit every single fucking minute of it.

9:38

So is his first season or it

9:40

to a rehab is like fantasies. Cliffside

9:42

Malibu were you ride horses in the

9:44

sunset? And then. about

9:46

the spear monday i get super back to rehab

9:48

how about we have often i'm not sure it's

9:50

not as we know someone who went to rehab

9:52

and we went and visited that person and then

9:55

person did not visit me and look at it

9:57

you bits you know you are i know what

9:59

oh yeah exactly And we took like a 90 minute

10:01

car ride out there. Mama. We hit traffic

10:03

fiercely on the way home. Like two hours. Two hours,

10:05

thank you. I stuck in a car together for two

10:07

hours. Connie ran out of the car. Like, why? I

10:12

had to go back to treatment.

10:19

Suicidal ideation. Girl, girl. So

10:24

girl, let me tell you. So you and

10:26

Fina were so lovely. They came by once

10:28

by the way. That's okay. That's okay. That's

10:30

okay. That's okay. That's okay. I love

10:32

that we visited though. And every, I

10:34

FaceTimed you a lot. Yes. Every

10:37

time I talked to you visited, you had your shoes

10:39

and coat on. Like you were about to leave. Every

10:42

time she was by the door with like

10:44

a suitcase packed. I'm like, yeah, just 15

10:46

more days. But the

10:48

irony is when I left, I left

10:50

a whole bed, all the bedding, a

10:53

whole bureau full of like clothes, all

10:55

my medication. I was

10:57

like, like, you were like, Wylie

11:00

Coyote. I had the, I had my, I was reading

11:02

my dune book with my coat on and my shoes.

11:04

And I just hit it. Literally

11:06

a phone alarm went off. And you were like, goodbye.

11:08

I got to tell you that last day and a

11:11

half, half day, it was Saturday. Cause we don't have

11:13

groups on Saturday and Sunday. And I left

11:15

for some reason on a Sunday. And the

11:17

Saturday, the whole Saturday and the half Sunday,

11:19

longest day and a half of my fucking

11:22

life. Right. Longest day in half. And actually people

11:25

didn't visit me. These

11:28

motherfuckers that I have,

11:30

I enjoy many, many, many, many

11:32

lovely social engagements with, they

11:36

did not come visit me in rehab. These people

11:38

that I hang out with all the time, not people

11:40

I work with, people that I hang out with all

11:42

the time, enjoy many social engagements with for

11:44

the past five, six, seven, eight years, not

11:46

a, oh, we should come visit you. Oh, I'd love to come

11:48

visit you. Radio fucking

11:51

silence. You're on my shit, this bitch.

11:53

People thought you had a phone number one. That is, that

11:56

is crazy because I, I think you had us with them. Oh,

11:59

I. I didn't think you had a phone

12:01

until you got one and started texting me. Yeah, I

12:03

didn't bother. Mama, I had nothing to do but text

12:05

people, right? So Jennifer Koches,

12:08

fabulous Netflix producer, our

12:10

director for our Netflix show, came. Of course.

12:12

We had a lovely time. You and Finnegan. But she was checking

12:14

out the facility for herself. Yeah. You know. She

12:18

went, she went dicked into adult braces, has gone a little

12:20

stuff. So she's addicted to going to

12:22

the mall and getting threaded. She's got

12:25

about one millimeter hair as well. She's addicted to going to the mall

12:27

and getting glamour shots of herself. By

12:29

the way, she's addicted to going mattress shopping when she

12:32

has no inclination to buy one. She's just going to

12:34

the stores and going like, no, but

12:36

she's already got a house full of mattresses. Nothing

12:38

but, she's able to go to the wall. Padded

12:41

room. How do you gotta put it in a padded room for you? I

12:44

gotta tell you this, I thought of you. What, escape room? Escape

12:46

room? Escape room? Yeah, let

12:48

me say this. Oh my God, we are psychic

12:50

because we're running out of psychic. Oh, you told

12:52

me. Oh, okay. So, I

12:54

was in Atlanta. I was in Atlanta. What was

12:56

I doing there? Oh,

12:59

I DJ'd the Wussy magazine. Oh yeah, I

13:01

love that. Love that. Bridget Bade? I

13:05

know you went to rehab, but I experienced a party

13:07

with an air conditioning. So like, when it comes to

13:09

struggles. You were sitting in your

13:11

air conditioning. Yes. We gotta go back

13:13

to the rehab because I gotta talk about the sound effects

13:15

at your rehab. But let's go back to me for a

13:17

second. Because this is my podcast. And I have been pulling

13:19

the line without you. I had to call

13:21

a Monet exchange. Oh God. That's not as

13:23

bad as Spam. Oh, but you know what though? You looked

13:25

great. She looked great. She looked great. Y'all looked great. I'm

13:28

gonna talk about how it was crazy. Thank you very much. What was it like?

13:31

Because we both had top ponytails. You looked, we

13:33

looked like. We looked like country. We looked like

13:35

country. The clovers and the, what are they, the

13:37

wildcats or whatever? The thumpin' thundercats. I was expecting

13:39

the camera to pan down and have all just

13:41

semen everywhere, all over you guys. Leaking out of

13:43

the hole. So

13:45

I'm in Atlanta. Yep. And I DJ'd the

13:48

Wussy Fest party. Yeah, it's the opening party. But

13:50

it's in the basement of an abandoned mall. Which

13:52

is fine. Gay people love weird. And I was

13:55

excited because I thought, Um,

13:57

no tea to this party. I Wasn't exactly doing it for

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the money. Though I would say that have

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to put them has accept refocus when

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I'm flattered seizures exactly do we are

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philanthropic yes it does not. don't topic

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like yes it's gonna be guys drug

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see particular Ceo A was on hundred

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14:30

an hour and a half. One set and I knew Twenty minutes.

14:32

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14:35

united and like they go out and you'll forget

14:37

facility seriously it was thoughts and then I can

14:39

say without pets with a fetus is about visited

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x are here and I try to do sexy

14:43

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16:25

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16:27

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really sort of. The first be was so

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hot the sweat was rolling over my last

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16:46

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was at something recently and I said all I'm going to

20:49

say is you're lucky that it's me here in Nacateca. She

20:51

would have went home already. That's what I said to them.

20:53

That's what I said to them. I said she would have went

20:55

home already. Now I'm at a rehab and nothing to lose. You

20:58

better come correct with that AC. If I don't see,

21:00

literally if you don't have a Montclair, if

21:02

you're not shrink wrapped in Montclair,

21:05

goose down. I'm

21:07

not coming anywhere near that set. Before you went

21:09

to rehab, if it was hot, you'd be like,

21:12

look what you made me do. I learned it from you

21:14

dad. You'd line

21:16

up the six and a half

21:18

yards of cocaine. You'd

21:21

total recall prolapse open

21:24

your nose. Literally the septum

21:26

comes up and it's just a big giant

21:28

like Michael Jackson. It just comes right off.

21:33

You got a little bit of a

21:35

big ponytail. It's like an

21:37

anteater nose with cocaine. Yes. I

21:40

went to your recording. Cocaine is so corny by the

21:42

way. Cocaine is so corny. You all do a cocaine.

21:44

It's so corny. Have you ever been to the bathroom?

21:46

Yeah, thank you. I'm so sick of the cocaine in

21:48

public. Ask them to call her. Oh I know. People

21:50

are so brazen and outlandish with K-cadamene. It's

21:53

like kadamene. I don't do drugs,

21:55

I just do kadamene. I'm taking

21:57

fish oil pills. I'm

22:00

gonna make a three shot. Yeah, I'm gonna make a

22:02

threes. Yeah, like it's crazy. It's

22:04

crazy. But mama, I need to get

22:06

back to the guest list. Yeah. The

22:08

guest list at my, they're exclusive. My

22:11

50 year, my golden, whatever you call that, birthday.

22:13

Whatever the next big birthday party I have. Oh,

22:16

there's six people on the list. Right. There's

22:18

the guest list of six people. Because

22:20

I am so, oh girl, oof. I

22:23

don't like pity parties. I really don't like feeling

22:25

sorry for myself. I allow myself a little, like

22:29

a small window of resentment. But

22:32

there are certain type of people out there.

22:35

I don't even think they listen to this podcast.

22:38

But I am so plucked that they didn't even

22:40

offer to come. Ooh, plucked. Plucked.

22:42

They're for 30 days. These people do

22:44

not have regular jobs. They

22:47

do not have regular jobs. We don't know

22:49

anybody with a job. No, we don't. Nobody

22:51

has, the people's primary mode of employment here

22:53

in Los Angeles is like you said, to

22:55

inject their balls in dick with silicone and

22:57

then get PNP for about 14 and a

22:59

half days in a row. In this country

23:01

of Los Angeles, everybody

23:03

is injecting drugs. Everybody

23:07

has, everybody

23:11

has a forklift up their ass. Mama.

23:14

It is getting, it has, everybody has

23:16

the infinity glove up their ass. Thanos.

23:18

Thanos. A glove, buh? Yeah.

23:20

Glove, zuh. Your ability to close your asshole?

23:24

Honey, snap. It's integrated. Drop

23:27

shipping of adult diapers? Snap. Amazon

23:30

delivery one day prime? Get the dipes

23:32

down, honey. Get the dipes back

23:34

on the ass. Wikipedia fissure? Snap

23:36

on the, Fissure preparation. Honey,

23:38

you're such a big hole in your colon

23:40

but when you take a shit, your dick could get confused

23:42

and take a left to Albuquerque. And guess

23:44

what? You could turn in your life. No,

23:47

mama, their turds have, are literally,

23:50

they're straight. Like the Israelites out of, I

23:52

don't like it like that. The turds are

23:54

way worse. The Israelites out of the desert.

23:56

They're troubled youth. They're troubled youth. I don't

23:58

like that. It's

24:00

like, you know when those first graders are

24:03

walking with the cord? The cord

24:05

snaps and they just disperse. They disperse. That's

24:07

all the turds going through the colon perforations

24:09

into their... The

24:12

turds are bumping up against their kidneys.

24:14

Bumpin' up against their liver. They're

24:16

going down into the leg. Unless, of course, you're vegan and

24:18

then you don't poop. Right. You

24:21

just breathe a lot. What about shit ass? What

24:23

is that? Shit ass is when

24:26

you have... Not just a shitty ass. When

24:28

you have the crack of your ass is

24:30

like dark. Stained

24:34

dark. Let's

24:36

take a break. You

24:41

know I did somebody else's podcast and I kept saying let's take a

24:43

break. And they were like, shut

24:45

up. Shut up. I was like, I

24:47

like your tone. Okay, back to Ria. Yeah,

24:49

so nobody came to see you except me

24:51

and Fina. By the way, I couldn't... No,

24:53

no, no, no, no, no, no. No, listen.

24:55

It was you, Fina. Love it. Tim, Hailey.

24:58

Love. I had breakfast with them

25:00

today. Jennifer. And Ash Gordon. Love.

25:03

Of course. Yes, Ash Gordon. Angel

25:06

on Earth. Angel. Wait. This

25:08

woman deserves everything

25:11

in the world. She is

25:13

so incredible. We just finished an

25:16

album. The good news

25:18

is that I just finished an

25:20

album with Killingsworth, Tamas, Ash,

25:22

and Shiny, who I would still

25:24

suck the dick clean, clear off

25:26

his human body. Love, Shiny. And

25:29

he is very uncomfortable with me saying that. Well,

25:33

he has a girlfriend. I

25:36

have made it very inappropriately clear

25:38

on many occasions that I would

25:41

service him in a variety of sexual ways. Give her

25:43

flirt. Because I feel like you go zero to 60,

25:45

zero to 600. You

25:48

know, there's flirtation, there's

25:50

essay, and there's

25:53

ED. There's essay, and

25:56

then there's a Lot of lovely

25:58

avenues to traverse in the middle. They'd like

26:00

if he was single Outage says you can find

26:02

every single I'm in the next day you ask?

26:04

Oh or kind of gross you like oh you

26:06

don't like is Poised? get that is what I've

26:08

still got on next to you. Go on. You

26:10

want to hang on afterwards. When when and I

26:12

show up in a in A in a champagne

26:14

teddy stained with sweats In A in A in

26:16

A are my frosted kept from Laurie our. Sins?

26:20

Who says straight Men We

26:22

work with. Out

26:24

worse Rico if they see don't

26:26

have to turn on the absence of

26:29

foreign right? And that

26:31

man with a vice versa was. It

26:34

like when I go to reno who though lovely

26:36

pay on Netflix like a Rino did you are

26:38

you I used to have you heard the good

26:41

news is like well as acts that I would

26:43

I would wrote a route your fucking rectum with

26:45

my fucking head right. Resign

26:48

and get upstairs because we're behind. Owes

26:53

them pick. Talk about it. Okay,

26:56

This. Isn't me being like Sig Icing

26:58

skinny? The. Idea behind leaning

27:00

to swear. every single post now is

27:02

of them back Every single thing I

27:04

post a comment as oh girl owes

27:06

them picks yeah some of us. Had

27:09

just been depressed. This is the most of

27:11

us can eat dairy. Yes I'm okay to

27:13

have of a auto immune disorders from stress

27:16

animals suffer, some of us have arthritis. yeah

27:18

I can't eat food Yes so Tmj clock

27:20

the Cmj but mama. Mama.

27:23

Tweeting. Mama. Darlings I

27:25

had to good wage. Ah, specialist

27:27

a maxiell something's surgeon. They took

27:30

x rays of my head. And

27:33

days ago had guess he said

27:35

the soft tissue and the bone

27:37

in my jaw is so deteriorated.

27:39

They. Said you have to get your Tmj,

27:42

your arthritis under control and media with the

27:44

top regular the third be damaged him probably

27:46

permanently to they had to give me school.

27:48

had shoulder and neck Botox we're talking upwards

27:50

of sixteen injections for you look very small

27:52

over and not Nicole Ways that another legacy

27:55

like I So yeah often they don't they're

27:57

sold and or yoga in length of it

27:59

is it was it for beauty was for

28:01

muscle. What can they just do it for

28:03

me. As odd as.

28:08

Fan I'm not Then they take a

28:10

needle this big. Oh two So ordered

28:12

one song yeah colored on court to

28:14

how could I guess on what is

28:16

on Cortisone shot or mifflin? In

28:19

the jaw and you take. the woman goes,

28:21

she goes. Soon. as

28:23

he me some discomfort and luxurious A can you

28:25

cut the ship or. Is

28:27

this gonna be the worst? It's good as he goes.

28:32

It's it's it's visit. She was like a

28:34

status of her thoughts and I'm like thank

28:36

you though yeah yeah yeah yeahs Dentist civil

28:38

you're going to feel pressure, pressure on prices,

28:41

have a witness or my laid out and

28:43

cut off of pressure when they say when

28:45

they put one leg up on honey I

28:47

was like who you try to needle here

28:50

was and by the way I'm so depressed

28:52

about my are disabled joint now that I'm

28:54

crying and office their didn't mean for sale

28:56

over then they're putting the huge needle on

28:59

my joy and I'm just sobbing but try.

29:01

Not to move because the needle so deep in there

29:03

and. It hurt so

29:05

fucking bad. But. The

29:07

and then I got to do the

29:10

weekly injection. Still so every fucking Monday

29:12

I take three methotrexate which they use

29:14

for aborting. Davies was that one else

29:16

am I will be self. Absorbed

29:20

put the i get a secret so they take a plan.

29:22

Been having an. Authentic.

29:24

Cloudy? well as if this sense

29:26

I just secrecy Mira Auto injector.

29:29

Stats. Don't know where you don't have

29:31

to say a similar sab and a leg and

29:33

they say you can you do that or you

29:35

can pinch Here are my on number two. We

29:37

know what. That's the way to do it. For

29:39

my brief I had a flirtation with Hgh spec

29:41

in the day a flirtation, break a leg up

29:43

a meet cute, a little a moose boost with

29:46

it and you just literally it's a diabetic. needle

29:48

spreads go boop boop boop It's like it did

29:50

to him his cat. I was a bill for

29:52

a me here mirror and metal tracks. It worked

29:54

me out for ya. Run five miles of the

29:56

day could be the i cried federally run yeah

29:58

but I would. I would. I would. Caution you

30:00

to to to because those

30:03

steroid injections are Temporary

30:05

relief they just want to hear it

30:08

okay, but you should this is I think you could

30:10

really put a fun spin on it Listen to this

30:12

you have David tape you to the chair put a

30:14

gag in your mouth Who do you

30:16

think did the first injection David? Yes? Yes? I'm

30:18

you need a little kid You

30:20

need to go damsel in the stress and like oh Right

30:23

ball gag yes, that's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah.

30:25

Yeah like you need to be like a struggling

30:27

victim again Yeah, they text gimp outfit. He drags

30:30

you out of the chest. Yeah, you're in full

30:33

Full latex with a with a

30:35

um windows to nipple clamps Cock-a-ball

30:38

torture Oh CB no cage.

30:41

Yeah, my clip so my swollen clip

30:43

in the dick cage swollen click Pumped

30:46

with saline. Oh hello. I mean

30:49

icky Six and a half

30:51

gallons and striking behind me like a watermelon kidding

30:54

like a hot water bag Hey

30:57

Tina The first day he

30:59

did it see if it's like just shut up It's that

31:01

he's gonna put the needle in and I'm stopping I'm good

31:03

at it. No you can't just talk about this I'm like

31:06

the clip, but you really just have to do it. Yeah,

31:08

you go bam bam bam and then I have a muscular

31:10

Yeah, and then I wonder I yell I don't know why

31:12

I go Christmas Christmas

31:14

and then it's over. Oh, that's

31:16

like your safe word. Yeah, cool

31:19

So I went to your rehab now you do to do

31:21

the tab because every day Doing tab

31:23

of the takes over rehab edition and I'm

31:25

like every time I was like I'm gonna blow it up

31:27

honey We're gonna do demo. Renault. I raised I had an

31:29

idea of what you pay for it R A Z E

31:32

raise the building I had an idea of what you paid

31:34

for it. Oh, yeah, I walked in I looked around I

31:36

kicked the tires I went Yeah,

31:39

okay. We got about $85 worth of

31:41

West Elm furniture in here Okay, Elm

31:44

honey those ads on Instagram that are

31:46

literally just a Chinese scam. Oh, yeah

31:48

Yeah, we actually you send money and

31:50

then we and then you send more money and you get

31:52

no furniture You get a you get a you get a

31:55

FedEx box of plastic bags and that's all fine Like

31:57

a they're not meant to make you want to stay forever, right?

32:00

your mouth but if you're gonna spend a lot

32:02

of money thank you very much and every

32:05

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33:51

I could when I found abominable at your year

33:54

we have was the design in the

33:56

kitchen the design and I don't ever want

33:59

to go there I don't want them to be mad at

34:01

me. No, I know you're never the

34:03

Lord's work Some of them

34:05

listen this is shout out to the text. They're kind of

34:07

their country. Of course. Yeah, that

34:09

all matters We have that fucking kitchen

34:11

was up with was it

34:14

could I just say as a rental star? Pull

34:16

the cabinets off the wall sand it down refinish

34:18

him put new knobs on them It's a two-day

34:20

project and it's not that expensive that like 2006

34:22

Fiesta kitchen girl How

34:26

about that that squiggly top thing with

34:28

the recessed lights? How about

34:30

I hate that's like mama How about

34:32

how about the recessed can lights? So

34:34

when my reading light in my room

34:37

was a was a can light a Cool

34:40

temperature recessed which gives

34:42

no other vibe than

34:44

saw Right, let's

34:46

play a game Saw

34:49

yeah, let's play game try I

34:51

dare you to You have 30 days

34:53

to not gnaw off your own leg and beat

34:56

yourself to death with it, right clock

34:58

is ticking What I

35:00

found egregious is Of

35:03

course, it's an equity place right hardwood floors tall

35:05

ceilings very beautiful tall ceilings I actually kept thinking

35:07

God this could be such a beautiful house.

35:09

It was in a gorgeous neighborhood It

35:11

very was very overpriced causes there I

35:15

Signed in love that because when

35:18

you and I went to visit our friend at rehab They

35:20

didn't sign me in they check my pockets. I

35:22

could have just came in with my six weeks

35:24

I agree was a good break a mess. Yeah,

35:26

I'm gonna go 100% male staff and

35:28

they just giving them cocaine and left like But

35:31

the one you were at they had the

35:33

most Horrible

35:36

I God, I feel like

35:38

they're gonna watch this they had no fucking

35:40

what they had the most horrible Wave

35:42

sounds among every room every

35:45

room had at the at the every room

35:47

had at the foot of the the door

35:49

or the or the What the it

35:51

was a it was a noise maker

35:53

from Amazon? No, no It's

35:56

kind of a wave, but it wasn't way

36:03

It was a white noise machine

36:05

that functioned Nary at all.

36:07

It did not function it It

36:10

served its purpose not at all

36:12

because what you did here was

36:14

that horrible fucking white noise in every single

36:16

word That's happening in the room Yeah So

36:18

and then I had the I had the

36:21

I was the given the great pleasure the

36:23

great Wonderful pleasure of being in

36:25

the back room where there are two slatted

36:27

barn doors So there's

36:29

no Privacy

36:32

from there's no auditory private. Well, I

36:34

hate barn doors. I understand Well, then

36:36

also they're painted over about six times

36:38

so they don't close. So every time

36:40

I got a good warning for the

36:43

mail staff By the clunk

36:45

clunk clunk of the barn doors not

36:48

shutting right was a really wonderful experience.

36:50

I can't wait to go back And

36:54

you will um, and you will I

36:57

I Hate

37:00

barn doors because people put them on

37:02

bathrooms and so mama bathroom sounds and

37:04

smells or bar doors don't even close

37:06

No barn doors don't close and also

37:08

when you have slatted ones, there's no

37:11

privacy from shit smells and shit sound

37:13

here It's bellowing down the hall over

37:15

Also The

37:21

indignity of me having to steal olive

37:23

oil from the kitchen to go quickly

37:25

jerk off in the shower after my

37:28

Mail staff I had I

37:30

know I got 20 minutes I'd steal

37:32

I'd steal the extra virgin olive oil and a

37:35

cup from the kitchen run into

37:37

the Barn doors

37:39

on the shower, right? And

37:41

then I would furiously like rub one

37:43

out and then for some reason

37:46

they wasn't this Ever

37:50

sharpen a pencil it was long Furiesly

37:53

jerk off with no porn, of course, and it

37:55

was um, I think I jerked up twice in

37:57

a month Which is a real record for me

38:00

The only saving grace was that

38:02

some of the staff was really

38:04

incredible including who Coined

38:07

so many phrases menti B being one of

38:09

them for short for mental breakdown That

38:11

is so funny to me so funny to me and

38:13

we had a lot of laughs You

38:18

know when you say something powerful and people like mmm Like

38:21

what are you gonna be? I was telling you hurry

38:23

up. Yeah We

38:25

get it God

38:29

Quit littering the story with the boy who is detailed.

38:31

No, she was great and

38:33

then Lovely

38:35

guy with I fight with I can't talk about my name

38:37

Let's talk about the art therapy So I've

38:40

been doing my therapist told me to get

38:42

picked to get crayons and I said crayons

38:44

don't patronize me bitch I might be bald,

38:47

but I'm not Tommy pickles. I'm not a

38:49

child. What did you get watercolor? Oh, yeah,

38:51

and I start to my watercolor by the

38:53

way. I love it. Yeah, I brought my

38:55

headphones. I sit outside I watercolor I love

38:57

it. I paint that day a

39:00

Polypocket teal poly pocket. Mmm, and you

39:02

send me your art therapy. I send

39:04

you like to a poly pocket and

39:06

you send me Look

39:09

right Put

39:15

it up on now come up now put them

39:17

on our Instagram Oh

39:39

That's me going to the bathroom when you hear through the barn doors Where

39:43

is it? Where is it? This Polly pocket?

39:45

I'm gonna show the room Gorgeous

39:48

art this person. We got it right

39:50

here. I like here small. Yep I Don't

39:54

like This reminds me of in the movie when

39:56

the house is haunted and the kid is doing

39:58

drawings. The moms like, what's that? The I see

40:00

this at night. You know the meaning of what

40:02

is your therapist when they walk by. Saw this.

40:05

On he was like cute. I

40:07

don't know I was do I was the I

40:10

was a forty one will always a forty one

40:12

that I don't really worry us. Hutton's I mean

40:14

said they want to record pencil because. I

40:17

believe I mean mama they had to. They

40:19

had disarmed, they had the knife once. We

40:21

had steak for dinner and I was like

40:23

can I have a nice I was like

40:25

com as I have no and they had

40:27

to unlock The nine is a nice try

40:29

and imagine if I was of the think

40:31

so much oh well as they don't was

40:33

and know arm we have a robust invisible

40:35

man with Elisabeth Moss. Yes and the part.

40:37

Response: The Nice split in public with her sister

40:40

i know sisters our oh is the gadgets and

40:42

that in the because they had that fun moment

40:44

with the armed him but making fun of that

40:46

the waiter in the restaurant it was like i

40:48

really like through for restaurants and and seems like

40:51

I believe you death and so on and as

40:53

you see your eyes look. For

40:55

floating nice and there was a crumbling what.

40:58

Noom. Slip back. The burn had. Deck.

41:01

Hunt the i saw the in Germany bits

41:03

to i think you may she's them a

41:05

scientologist but that work and act monopolizing. I'm

41:07

it's around going to be a scientologist. My

41:09

baby. Girl. Did.

41:11

Into it. I. Didn't or selling

41:13

the towers anchor. Legal

41:17

Mrs gotten a cigarette take labor by some.

41:19

we're reminisce with only thing I been up

41:21

intact property taxes. They do a lot of.

41:25

Poverty, taxes, property or mama robbery the rubbed

41:27

our tomfoolery and you know what happened Me

41:29

Maki well you know I'd be more property

41:31

tax getting arrested. you said it. city he

41:34

took my house and I had to go

41:36

to market city hall and appeal and pale

41:38

the thought potus my sees there are like

41:40

two thousand a year my property taxes but

41:42

because of all the late fees in the

41:44

penalties appeal. It doesn't. Say. You

41:47

know they say rent and I know we're

41:49

gonna, we're gonna we're gonna very to the

41:51

i'm the territory of and really double rich

41:53

buck has but I have to say that

41:55

you know they do. They always say renting

41:57

is a scam. it is But

42:00

also, home ownership is very scam likely.

42:02

Maybe they got you for 18 years.

42:05

And on 18th birthday, you'll find out it wasn't his. They

42:08

really do. It's scam likely. My mom's

42:10

taxes, fees, what? I

42:13

mean, girl, it was crazy. My condo in Milwaukee is

42:15

$120,000, right? Very

42:18

affordable home. Yeah, cheap. 300 square

42:20

feet, it's a closet. How much is 300 square feet? I

42:23

have no reference. Maybe like that

42:25

closet, this room and this bathroom, it's small. That

42:28

for real? $8,200,000 a year

42:30

on property taxes. My

42:33

house here. We can't even

42:35

get into it. We can't even get into it.

42:37

And I know owning a home is a privilege,

42:39

but I didn't understand property taxes. I didn't know.

42:41

It's so crazy. You owe money for your house

42:44

existing on earth. Yeah. Why, I know

42:46

you're wondering, why am I so red? Well, because

42:48

I've been, I've been, the

42:50

only thing that I was able to do at

42:52

rehab was convince them to take a staining three

42:54

times in a row. In the car, tell them

42:56

what you call the car. The druggie buggy. Is

43:00

that like a clinical term? Yes. Are

43:03

you kidding me? The white van. Now, so

43:05

you know what adds insult to injury is

43:07

that I have been to a treatment center

43:09

that is boob with a fool, no cook.

43:11

We had to fend for ourselves, groceries, share

43:13

room, and to suffer the indignity of having

43:15

to load up into a white pitot

43:17

rape van and then get carted to

43:19

a meeting in Surprise, Arizona, where people

43:22

are vaping on carburetors in a church

43:24

basement. That's tough. Surprise,

43:26

Arizona. Surprise, bitch. I

43:29

can't take that. It's too much. Surprise, Arizona.

43:31

We're hunting for scorpions. By the way, Drag

43:33

is so played out, that literally could be

43:35

a drag queen's name. Surprise,

43:37

Arizona. Well, we had talked, we

43:39

discussed earlier that way. I'm going on, I'm back

43:41

on Canada versus New Mexico where the drag

43:44

race is doing. Now, by the way, Canada

43:46

versus Laos. In a time where world relations

43:48

are very tepidation. I know. Why are these

43:50

shows called, well, I'm on Drag Race, Nuclear

43:52

War. Like all these names are so crazy.

43:54

Iran versus Russia. Literally, well, I'm

43:56

on Drag Race, Kuwait versus the

43:59

World. Willie Mays Walk

44:01

else but I'm going on. Is Gwen on

44:03

have a self? We stick a long flat

44:05

wig and a bunch of bracelets. And

44:08

drag queens are my Billie Karma hundred

44:10

clear at all they're to and Carnivale

44:12

floats to from that worth from the

44:15

ghetto. Yeah the many talents as humanity.

44:17

Zoom men who an idiot a sliver

44:19

comment from is crazy now dry queens.

44:22

Back. In the day our sisters and the

44:24

club. Of. Course are the trans

44:26

woman and are other like thousands.

44:29

Are. One Id Highlands or the Cd.

44:31

The Tiffany Clubs Yes. The gentleman

44:33

who a baby. Children. And

44:35

husband's ill go out in drag and a want

44:37

to fill those those on the sheer leg fantasy

44:39

about them that their cages to look at him

44:42

be looked at and they they often let's say

44:44

aren't giving an illusion know as the Uncle Bob

44:46

in a wig and you're a showgirl. your and

44:48

glitter in your giant wig and your bow on

44:51

your like bucked me down and they come up

44:53

and the like a honey girls look now yeah

44:55

I really love what you're doing on stage. There's

44:57

an old lady in Iraq and they're often in.

45:00

The. See: Charlotte Russe Son a bearing

45:02

on a good A. until at

45:04

last. Yes. Severe turtleneck with one

45:07

necklace with a single pendant, a

45:09

lid. genes allows you to own

45:11

it as a blouse. Maybe us

45:13

are sane belt over me when

45:15

or movies with up or rats

45:18

were getting a whale tales. Maybe.

45:20

One of those yeah yeah but I

45:23

think would drag race needs is like

45:25

a Levin Conti dryclean, small of the

45:27

states and and when that needs to

45:29

cast a lovely C D South Carolina.

45:31

Yahoo! Has nothing but denim. Yeah and

45:34

and the young women's flannel is she

45:36

really was. You really goes to broke

45:38

out that finale when she brings out

45:40

all the bracelets and of is he

45:42

supposed to goes like this oh corrupt

45:44

brings of her ring with her birth

45:47

stone or Paddick Teradata. Bicycles

45:50

are to the judges and she goes. And.

45:54

city several blocks in a section of

45:56

them and her but she just wants

45:58

us is always us sun dress. And

46:02

it's always the first person dance at the club

46:04

at 8pm. No, I think it's out

46:07

there like this. No, I know.

46:10

It's always, you know, my fantasy is

46:12

though, my fantasy is I am coming

46:14

with a chunky cable knit off

46:16

the shoulder sweater dress with a

46:19

chain belt and then a boot

46:21

cut jean with a

46:24

kid a mule or like a

46:26

mule a two inch mule with a mother pearl

46:28

toe buckle. Oh yeah. And I'm going French

46:31

tip press ons badly

46:33

glued. Yes. Rooted

46:36

side part. No, are you kidding

46:38

me? No, no, excuse you. I

46:40

do bare minerals. I do it

46:43

in the wrong color. Super light.

46:45

Super light. Super light. So it really that

46:47

light bounces off of it. And definitely use

46:49

your real hairline. Oh, 100% 100% the way

46:52

back here. The way the biggest and very

46:54

Elizabeth Queen

46:57

Elizabeth. And I'm also I'm

46:59

doing black eyeliner way

47:02

under a cat eye that goes

47:04

down. And

47:08

if you do do a lash, make sure it's a

47:10

301 and it hangs on the edge around cat eye

47:12

down a cat eye and then spider I'll cut the

47:14

301 and then I'll put it I'll glue

47:16

it about an inch off the

47:18

lash. Yeah. And

47:20

it for the list. Can I just request

47:23

a dark purple lip planner and a light

47:25

frosty like a wet and wild

47:27

frost that 100% like from like 2002 frozen grapes.

47:31

A color like that. Yes. Frozen cream and I'll get my

47:34

I will you know, but I will splurge on getting my ears

47:36

pierced a second hole. Do two studs. Don't

47:39

by the way, don't bad mouth wet and wild. I'm

47:41

not I'm just saying it's from 2002. So

47:43

it's all gummed up. Oh, yeah, her. Yeah,

47:46

it's all gummed up. Really, I'm really gonna

47:48

give it to him and I'm gonna wear a choker because I

47:50

would never hold I would never show this happens Apple. Right.

47:54

I don't know the choker with a with a cameo on

47:56

it. Chunky cowl

47:59

neck sweater. That's what I mean, over

48:01

the shoulder. Yeah, you have to. And Taylor lost

48:03

clearance section. I just think Drag has gotten so

48:05

good. We need to remind people that there's a

48:07

lot of different fun cross-dressing going on in the world.

48:10

And some of the not showgirl material. Yes, and

48:12

also listen, I'm gonna burn up those challenges. Don't

48:14

get me twisted. I'm gonna burn

48:16

up the challenges. I'm gonna do great. I'm

48:18

just not gonna do carnival float on the runway

48:20

because I feel like that's corny now. It's

48:23

also so expensive. Girl, who has the money to do that?

48:25

I don't even have the money to do that and I

48:27

have a lot of money. If you and

48:29

I were on All Stars now, which we're about to

48:31

start Pit Stop this week, I can't wait to see

48:34

what these rich drag queens are pulling out. It's not,

48:36

it's too much. If you and I were on Drag

48:38

Race now, we'd go right into the workroom and then

48:40

walk right out. Grab someone six right on the mirror

48:42

and be escorted out. That's what would happen.

48:45

They wouldn't even turn the engine off

48:47

the van. Girl, either RuPaul or herself is waiting

48:49

to drive us home. They'd be like, so we

48:51

noticed you brought suitcases. What are they looking about?

48:53

Donut packs? What are you carrying on? And

48:56

by the way, we're gonna make you go through TSA because we're gonna trust

48:58

you. Like, we'll be

49:00

the only drag queens they put through TSA.

49:02

They're going Drag Race. It's really crazy. They,

49:05

I can't wait to start it because I was

49:07

looking at their promo looks and I was like, I

49:10

don't even know where to get this stuff. No. And

49:13

I don't even aspire to that. No, I don't either.

49:15

I don't either. I don't get, I, I mean, I'm

49:17

excited. I got some new boots. I got some new

49:19

leather boots in the mail and they

49:21

are so cunt. They're so cunt for me. Do

49:25

you know what I mean? They're like, come

49:27

for me. For you. Come for me. And

49:29

then by comparison, I was saying earlier, it's

49:31

like, it really gives, my drag really gives

49:34

like, Thursday night, second choice babysitter in Des

49:36

Moines. Right. Second choice, not

49:38

the first choice. It's like Thursday night, like nine

49:40

to 12. Heavy smoker. Heavy.

49:43

Yes. Gwen. Gwen. Let's,

49:45

oh, oh shit, Donna wasn't available. So we gotta call Gwen. Donna

49:48

wasn't available. We're calling Gwen. And do you think

49:50

we're gonna, do you think we can trust her

49:52

on the kids? I mean, she smokes a lot.

49:54

Last night, she almost burned down the house. Yeah,

49:57

call her. Right. It's our anniversary, babe.

49:59

We gotta call her. She was most directly

50:01

in the face of our newborn. She I will

50:03

let you came home in the it was it

50:05

had a cigar It was blowing rings But

50:08

that's when boss, baby That's

50:11

just when I know what I'm gonna stop

50:13

I have more to say. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait I'm

50:15

not done about this shit list So I just this is a

50:17

public service announcement if you thought you were my friend and you

50:19

didn't come visit me in rehab We got some explaining to

50:21

do That's it. To

50:24

be honest when I first came I brought Fina because

50:26

I was like I don't know if she really wants

50:28

us to visit her. So are you joking? Are

50:31

you joking? I couldn't tell if you would have even

50:33

I was desperate for you to miss it. I'm so glad

50:35

I couldn't have told I was like does she really

50:37

want us on her face during this or does she

50:39

want us to come or I don't know I love that

50:41

you came in Jennifer, too. I mean it was great

50:43

intimate. Yeah, it was just like because it wasn't just

50:45

a lot It was not a stimulation. It was different than

50:47

when we visited our friend in rehab Remember

50:50

that meal we we

50:52

got prepared a meal that was some of the best

50:54

food I've ever had with the best food And where

50:56

did we eat by the pool? By

50:58

the ocean ocean if food was so

51:01

good was gorgeous. It was a gorgeous

51:03

spread a buffet a buffet

51:05

and Then we lounged

51:07

by the infinity pool

51:10

Overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Mm-hmm. I felt

51:12

like Suzanne Selmar's on Star Island. Yeah,

51:15

it was a wild on

51:17

Starry Island Star Island, but you know what that

51:19

island I think it's in Miami where like Gloria

51:21

Estefan lives and like there's an island where it's

51:23

like 30 million dollar homes

51:25

were only super famous like Suzanne Summers level

51:27

money like like like home shopping network Oh

51:29

Wow, where's the bond? It's like

51:31

Star Island and like there's a boat that goes

51:33

by with tourists that they like hope to see

51:35

Susan Summers I don't know sunbathing Wow. Well, let

51:37

me say okay speaking of stars. I have to

51:39

we had to end with this so I was

51:41

talking to Ash Gordon and I was talking to

51:44

Gretchen Felker Martin and Oh,

51:47

I saw two great horror movies, but we can see for

51:49

the next one. I was talking to Grisha's like she was

51:51

so sweet She's an incredible author and film

51:54

critic and she's like, hey listen, if you're you know

51:56

I know you're having a tough time if

51:58

you ever need like a comfort movie Moonstruck always

52:00

hits the spot. And

52:03

boy the fuck was she right. I've never

52:05

seen it. It is so

52:08

good. What's it about? It's about, it's basically like

52:10

an ethnic comedy of like an Italian family and

52:12

a love story. It's like a screwball comedy. In

52:15

the 60s, right? No, 1987. Cher,

52:17

Nicolas Cage, Olympia Dukakis. It's about, it's

52:19

an incredible ensemble comedy movie. Is Mermaids

52:22

the Cher movie? Mermaids, yeah. Yeah, with

52:24

a Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci. Okay,

52:26

so this is 1987. Snap

52:30

out of it. This is Moonstruck. Snap out

52:32

of it. It's so

52:35

funny. It's so good.

52:37

She looks so beautiful. She won

52:39

an Oscar for it. So did I think Olivia

52:41

Dukakis. Best of warning

52:44

actresses. Thanks. Do

52:46

you remember Queen of Flips saying,

52:48

Oh no, you're a bitch. Her

52:51

Cher, that's so fierce. Also braces, country.

52:53

Conque. Gwen has braces by the way.

52:56

She has the clear braces that looks like

52:58

Gwen. She has the glass

53:01

eye. She didn't even bring it. She

53:03

left it at home. Are you out

53:05

of your mind? A caved in black hole

53:07

of one eye and then white braces that

53:09

look like shit on her teeth. Absolutely. You

53:11

know like the clear braces that are not

53:13

clear and they look like you just had,

53:15

no, no, no, no, not in Vizzleline. These

53:18

are the clear that look like you just

53:20

like chomped on a bunch of

53:22

corn and didn't chew. Just get braces. Just get

53:24

silver. Absolutely. But Gwen can't be, you can't tell

53:26

her. So she's got those nasty teeth with the

53:29

caved in glass eye she forgot in the van.

53:32

And you know what song sends Gwen

53:34

to the fucking dance floor? Black

53:37

Velvet. Yeah. Or da,

53:39

da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Let's go girl. Let's

53:43

go home girls, you know? So

53:45

okay, wait, Moonstruck. You gotta watch it. I'll watch

53:47

it. It is, it's perfect. It's

53:50

a perfect movie. It's a perfect movie. It's

53:52

so good. It's so funny. It's so cute.

53:54

It's so romantic. It's so lovely. What is

53:56

it about? It's about an

53:59

Italian. family. They're all like the mother. She's

54:01

37 years old, lives with her mother and with

54:04

her father. And it's like in New York City.

54:06

And it's a love story between that there's

54:08

like a screwball love story. But it's

54:10

really like an Italian family comedy. It's

54:14

fucking amazing. Can't wait. I'm gonna watch it. You're gonna watch

54:16

it. You'll love it. I do love that. It's so funny.

54:18

I did the last movie told me to watch was saw.

54:20

And I did watch it. Oh, with with the

54:22

with the bone marrow. It's

54:24

good, though. Good. Loved it. But you know what,

54:26

though? Why chop off if

54:29

you're not gonna get it done in the time.

54:31

What are we doing? Also, when you're when you're

54:34

staring down the barrel of a pretty

54:36

fucking quick decapitation, just say you're got just

54:38

say you're that say your Hail Mary and

54:40

be done. That's what I watched. I want

54:43

to save your hair for the head chop

54:45

off because she wasn't she not only was

54:47

tasked with putting the tourniquet on sawn off

54:49

her own fucking leg, she had to jam

54:52

a cannula into her bone to get enough bone

54:54

marrow. I mean, who's gonna fucking do that in

54:57

two minutes? It kind

54:59

of was not enough time. I thought

55:01

oh 20. But then

55:03

it's a whole lot. It's a real long movie. What's

55:05

the worst saw trap? Because

55:07

I'm bad one. I really didn't like where she had to

55:09

go rummage in through the needles. That

55:13

was the right up your alley. But

55:15

that was like, I know, like, that

55:18

was like, that was a little like I said that

55:20

was a little hateful, little spiteful.

55:22

My least favorite is the

55:24

one in the room where

55:26

the key to it is on a

55:28

fishing line in her stomach on a hook. And

55:32

he has to pull it out her trachea. And

55:34

if she screams at all above a decibel, they

55:36

like both die. So he's trying to

55:38

yank a huge fishing hook with keys on

55:40

it out her trachea and her

55:42

eyes are watering and she's trying not to scream.

55:44

It's horrible. I've never heard of that. I never

55:47

saw that one. And I never want to that

55:49

one's horrible. I never want to see

55:51

that. Yeah, those movies. I don't the older I

55:53

get honestly, gore torture point is

55:55

not, you know, yeah, I kind of

55:58

am thinking the same thing because So

56:00

Gretchen also recommended I see infested which

56:02

is a 2024 French film about spiders

56:10

That makes a rachna phobia look like

56:12

he wheeze play scary Like

56:15

I was watching the trailer. She's like she's

56:17

like you will fucking scream. She said she

56:19

cried Oh, and this bitch is

56:21

sick. This bitch is fucked up. I

56:23

watched the trailer my phone I threw my

56:25

phone across the room and screamed right? Disgusting

56:28

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56:30

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angie.com. What's

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up sandwich heads? Today on Steve-O's Sandwich Reviews, we've

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got the tips and tricks to the best sandwich

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order and it all starts with this little guy

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right here, Pepsi Zero Sugar. Marshall

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to Pastrami craving a Cubano. Yeah, sounds

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delicious but boom! Add the crisp, refreshing

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taste of Pepsi Zero Sugar and cue

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the fireworks. Lunch, dinner or late night,

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it'll be a sandwich worth celebrating, trust

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me. Your boy's eaten a lot of

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sandwiches in his day and the one

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thing I can say with absolute fact,

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ah, every bite is better

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with Pepsi.