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I'm your Host Deborah Goldstein and
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in the studio Today is our
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them. That's why I
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love you. saw down.
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Lisa Lisa: what are you
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doing on girls? Do Drew
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Lisa: Take up your headphones. Oh
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oh these? yeah yeah,
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sorry. I. Appreciate that you want to listen
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to your music but we we can have a show to
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do. Yeah my my bad, I just
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got so swept up in the song. Sure
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sure I get a True Colors a
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great song with a wonderful message about
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being proud of who you are. An
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inner beauty? Sure? exactly. Deborah I
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love the line your true
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colors are beautiful as potato
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line is your true colors are beautiful
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as a rain A rainbow?
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That doesn't make any sense, David. What's so
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beautiful about a rainbow? Potatoes are they're
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so magnificent on the shape in and
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naughty and brown and you can make
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french fries out of them I just
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don't know why you wouldn't sing about
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the beauty of potatoes and why you
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wouldn't be proud to say I am
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what I am Get it? No,
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okay. Not important. Anyway, how about we
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move on and you tell us how
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our game works? Oh, I get it.
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It's like a yam like a potato. Good one,
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Deborah. Okay. Thanks. You really get that song Okay,
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every week we bring on two grown-ups one
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is an expert The other is a liar
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and it's the job of a human child
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to figure out who is who? Because
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no one can spot a liar better than a
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kid. At least we hope what are we lying
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about today Deborah? We are lying about skateboarding
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to coast or perform Athletic
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stunts on a shortboard mounted on
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small wheels Lisa. What do you
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think about skateboarding? Ah, dude? Skateboarding
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is sick my man. Is that good?
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Ah, I think so. I don't really
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know. I'm not that into skateboarding Okay.
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Well, maybe we'll learn some skateboarding
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terminology today from our experts But
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first let's meet our contestant Lisa
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tell us about our contestant today
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our human child Contestant is a 10 year
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old who survived a crazy birthday Jasmine
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Taylor Hey Jasmine, how
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are you today? Good. How are you?
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I'm well, thank you for asking us
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to find you had a crazy birthday
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Tell us about it. So First
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on my birthday party me
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and my eight friends got
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stuck in an elevator Oh my
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gosh, how scary for how
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long it was like maybe like an
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hour and 45 minutes Oh
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my goodness. Were you scared a little bit
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and then did somebody have to come and
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rescue you? Yes Oh
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my gosh, so you're survived at the elevator.
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Is that all that happened? on your
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birthday? Well then I got
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the flu. Oh no! Stuck
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at home. And
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then like a couple weeks later I
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was going to tutoring and I slammed my
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right thumb in the car door.
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So I had to get eight stitches.
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Oh my gosh Jasmine this
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is awful! I know and the car door
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probably got hurt too. How
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was the car door? Oh my goodness and
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you survived and you're smiling. I know nobody
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can see it but we're telling
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you right here she's smiling here now
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she survived. I hope every birthday to
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follow is way better than that birthday.
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That's crazy. We want to learn some more things
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about you too Jasmine but we're going to
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do it with a little game we call Two
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Truths and a Lie. You are going to
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tell us three facts about yourself. Two
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of those facts will be true. One of them
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will be a lie and Lisa and I are
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going to try to figure out which one is
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the lie. Okay are you ready? Yes. Excellent.
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What are your three facts Jasmine?
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Number one is I know how
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to do a cartwheel and a
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round off on the trampoline. Whoa.
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Number two is I've played over
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six sports three at the same
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time and number three
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is at camp I was sewing and
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cut my finger by the needle. Oh
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no by a needle. Oh my gosh well
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you know I always hope that the injuries
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are the lie but it does seem like
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things happen to you a lot. What do
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you think Lisa? Okay
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I would say that she never cut
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herself sewing because she learned an
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important lesson about her fingers when
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she slammed her finger in the
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door and she said never again.
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That's true. All right Jasmine
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which is the lie? The
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lie is that I've played over
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six sports three at the same
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time. What? Oh my gosh that means
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you did something horrible with a needle
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and sewing? Yes. Was this before your
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birthday Or after your birthday? It
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was before. Before. And so now
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we're not going to hurt ourselves anymore.
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Rain last, gonna. Be at are gonna bother to
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save us the I know I wasn't totally right but
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I do get one of them right? Okay that since
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last one out of three is to determine that. It's
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me is okay but not the name of
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the game so you lost too bad. How
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can we start over and change the name of
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the game now? Whereas I want them to one
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out of three. Times
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Those Seasons discusses. His asthma, Asthma
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and silly cause I'm a professional
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skateboarder and I sometimes am a
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computer at the Summer X Games
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where Metal three time to Cook
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says you Zoe, let's meet Our
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second has for has insisted evidence
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of uses it as his as
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as men. With other muslims as
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in high. Fantasy,
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border and professional scene
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or discourses say. New.
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I love it when you thrive in
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those sounds recess. That's because severe
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the sounds we know and love
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that sell us a dime. Love
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it. That's when we put our experts
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on the hot seat while they cancer
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judgments question Lisa Puma should. We put
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on Must have the First Avenue and
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I can say why because it is
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classified with the United States government. Subsidies.
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Are it doesn't? and what is your
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first question for Evans? Please explain
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to me your job in the
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sport boy community. So.
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Much and hub in the steeper community
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is as keyboard and shorter So basically
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a word with two adult anyone who's
7:47
interested in learning how to see board
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and I just mom. If you start
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from pushing running any to go as
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far as learn how to do tricks
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filming them are taking them out to
7:58
different spots and difference keep report. When
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they can learn and eventually competing
8:02
contests and more call. At
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his place since if is always
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full is the most populous state
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border in the world. Who
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I mean? I guess most people
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would say Tony Hawkes. That I
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might say Rodney Mullen. I would
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say oh man, Mcginty is a
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hundred and seventeen years old. He
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said he knows how to skateboard
8:24
from the age of zero that
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I've never. Heard of that guy. Was
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not particularly famous I see, which I mean
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yeah, me and so maybe technically doesn't
8:32
apply to was Ember. I just wanna say
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oh man, Mcginty is paying as much as
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in a Man of the podcast. He's great
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at. This. Is another
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question, Say exactly what year
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was the Facebook school? Oh
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easy that was. And Ninety Ninety
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Eight N C comes Massachusetts. One.
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Of the X Games all about.
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for those who don't know, oh
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yeah we'll The X Games are
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an extreme sporting events and you
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just have like the craziest sports.
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We have State Park street style
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birds on men's and women's and
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yeah, I'm really hoping to see
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a coed Sunday and people to
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tune in to see the craziest,
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most extreme work from modern day
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sleep orders. Cool This question. Is
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site and see what a couple
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of the hardest six and skateboarding
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so the hardest first it's all
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relative for the Cedar Lake grind
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on as missed seaboard Ralph who
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are done this there's a were
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that to be physically harmed and
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two birds dangerous whom are going
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to be boy debris phone is
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off to the for you to
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think of them in his return
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corporal of your report that help
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them out where a lot of
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harm analog from multiple be a
9:45
reminder. For
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some in all about larger companies and
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don't for an indictable it's more still
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and technical ability bogus so there's both
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directions the to go on it all
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depends on the skater. If.
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I see say exactly. What?
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Is a difference between a skateboard and a
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penny board. So these two boards do have
10:07
a lot in common, but a penny board
10:09
actually has a lot of copper in it,
10:11
which gives its its name penny word and
10:13
attempts to be a little bit smaller than
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a skateboard, so it's good for younger skaters.
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Which. One is hard to do that to
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do the trick. something I would say. I
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mean a skateboard is a little bit easier
10:24
if you're on a penny board. I would
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not recommend doing tricks on a penny board.
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It's not good for cruz a hangar carving
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down hills and it can be a little
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bit more uncomfortable I think because of like
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the extra madeline of the extra copper. so
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it's just. It's. Not a good board.
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For for do and tracks. At.
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This. Place since his for it and then.
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You have any advice for someone who wanted
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to have this job as well for sure.
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So for someone that wants to be escape
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were in short to grow know I would
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say the best advice is actually keyboard do
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because if you don't know how to see
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board and you want to see what are
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you or your burger interviewing order food in
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a dorm and not a few on on
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not as easy as it was teaching of
11:07
the were both teams and be able to
11:09
when things go well on other was you
11:11
skaters are going to be able to grapple
11:13
the principles and. On a router
11:16
balance or for the her and is
11:18
a cod birch into a lot to
11:20
escape or instructor. I just want
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to say nobody ever call me a
11:24
poser since since I'm not a poser,
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I'm a rad dude. That was something
11:29
a poser with the. Rest.
11:33
Of us as at this place
11:35
is say so it. Was
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a sudden momentous happened Why school
11:40
board and. So.
11:42
i do a lot of work
11:44
with our state like a girl
11:47
so i'd say my most favorite
11:49
ah recent memories are running clinics
11:51
just you know working with young
11:53
women and ah teaching them some
11:55
really to snarly tracks like a
11:58
lemon twist the gazelle flat diamond
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drop. I mean these girls work
12:02
so hard and it's so
12:05
rewarding to see them really land a
12:07
trick after just working and
12:09
working and working. I just feel so good as
12:11
an instructor and just like as a
12:14
skater myself. And are there a lot
12:16
of girls in skateboarding, Zoe? Yes, actually.
12:19
I'd say like at least a quarter
12:21
of pro skaters now are women and
12:24
you know we really would just love to see
12:26
that come up to 50-50 for sure. Okay,
12:28
rock on. This one is
12:30
for Evan. Which skateboarder had
12:33
a game named after them?
12:35
Tony Hawk's. Duh. Had
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a game? A video game. Oh, a video game.
12:39
Tony Hawk's pro skater. I played every single one
12:41
since I was like 10 years old.
12:43
There's like the reason I started skating. Maybe even younger
12:45
actually. PlayStation was just playing
12:48
Tony Hawk's pro skater and then I was
12:50
like I don't want a skateboard. Wow. Might
12:52
I recommend Pac-Man versus Old Man McGinty? It's
12:55
another great video game. Evan,
13:01
how realistic is the game
13:03
that was about Tony Hawk?
13:05
So, Tony Hawk's pro skater,
13:07
it is not very realistic
13:09
at all. In the video
13:11
game you can grind like telephone wires
13:13
and like jump over cars with ease
13:16
and there's like skate parks literally everywhere where
13:18
you could do like crazy airs off of
13:20
the sides of buildings and I
13:23
think this physical aspect
13:25
like physics that didn't really
13:27
consider that well actually skateboarding and also in
13:29
Tony Hawk you don't really fall as much
13:31
as you do in real life where in
13:33
real life skateboarding you fall more than you
13:35
actually land. So when you
13:38
started skateboarding were you disappointed that
13:40
it wasn't just like you weren't
13:43
skateboarding over cars and off of buildings?
13:46
Yes, very disappointed. Actually, some years people I like
13:48
learned how to actually do real tricks. Wow, years.
13:50
Okay. You got to take a lot of patience.
13:52
Oh, skateboarding sounds lame. You got to learn how
13:54
to do it? Yeah. You do have to learn.
13:57
I just like things I can do in my
13:59
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put on those brain buckets. Questions
15:42
are about to fly downhill. Jasmine,
15:45
let's start with Evan. You
15:47
can ask your Shorts on
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Fire questions now. Position
16:00
or vert skating? How do you
16:02
feel when you say you are
16:04
stoked? Stoked
16:06
is happy or satisfied. Who was
16:08
the first female professional skater? At
16:12
least the steamer, but I could be wrong. Old
16:14
lady McGinty, old man McGinty's wife. What
16:17
is the name of the trick where the
16:19
skater grabs the nose of the board, kicks
16:22
the feet out, while in
16:24
the air, and then quickly puts their
16:26
feet back on the board before landing? That'll
16:28
be an air walk. What does it
16:31
mean when a trick is NBD? Never
16:33
been done. What is the hardest trick you
16:35
have ever done? Switch back to L360, show
16:38
the out. Which board is
16:40
easier to use for beginners? A
16:43
skateboard or a longboard? A longboard is easier
16:45
to ride and balance on, whereas skateboard is
16:47
easier to go down ramps and learn tricks.
16:51
And that is time. That is
16:53
the time. We can't give you any more
16:55
time, or otherwise we gotta take it from
16:57
somewhere else. That's right. Okay,
16:59
and now Lisa kindly
17:01
reset the timer. Yeah,
17:03
hold on. Arrgh! And
17:08
Zoe's going to do the shorts on
17:10
fire round now. Jasmine,
17:14
you can ask Zoe your questions
17:17
now. What do you call
17:19
the wooden area of a skateboard that
17:21
you stand on? Deck. What
17:24
is the name of the trick where the skater takes
17:26
the board into a spin before landing
17:28
back on it? A spit out. Name
17:31
one way to stop and brake on a
17:33
skateboard. Power slide.
17:35
Which came first, street style
17:37
or vert skating? Street
17:39
style. Who was the first woman to
17:42
become a pro skateboarder and was on
17:44
the cover of a life magazine screwing
17:46
a handstand on a skateboard in 1965? Patty
17:50
McGee. Deborah Goldstein. I wish. At
17:53
what part of a track does a skater have
17:56
the most kinetic energy? A
17:58
pass. What is it called when... you
18:00
fall on your elbow and your elbow gets
18:02
really big. A swelbow. Who
18:04
invented the trick called the
18:06
impossible? Pocky Lasix. Which country
18:08
banned skateboarding from 1978 to
18:10
1989? I
18:15
think it was Switzerland. And
18:17
that is time. That's all the
18:20
time. If you're listening at home
18:22
and if you have any extra time to spare,
18:25
please send it in and we'll use it on
18:27
next week's episode. I'm not sure about
18:29
that. Yeah, we'll put you in the credits and you'll be
18:31
an official producer of the show. Okay,
18:34
let's try that. It's
18:36
decision time. It's
18:40
time to discover who is
18:42
a skateboard thrasher and who
18:45
is just a poser. I'm a rat dude. Jasmine,
18:49
who do you think is our big fiver?
18:52
I think the fiver is Zoe.
18:55
Why do you think Zoe is our fiver? I
18:58
think that because she said she
19:00
has been in three X games
19:04
and she told me that it
19:06
started in 1998, but
19:08
according to my research, it started in 1995. Okay,
19:13
facts prevail or do they?
19:16
Let's see. Let's see. Okay.
19:19
Will the actual skateboarding expert please
19:21
tell us who you are? I
19:24
am a skateboard expert. That
19:27
is supposed to get it Jasmine. Rock on,
19:29
that's right. Evan Juping is a
19:31
skateboard expert who runs his own
19:34
skateboard instructional program, Shred.co for kids
19:36
and adults and maybe even robots.
19:39
Okay, time for some fact checking.
19:42
Evan, what facts did Zoe share
19:44
that were actually fakies? The
19:47
penny board made of copper. I don't
19:49
think that's true. You
19:52
said it's easier to learn on a penny board
19:54
and it's not good for cruising or riding, but
19:56
it's actually preferred for cruising and riding. You
19:59
also named a few. really funny
20:01
tricks that are not even in
20:03
existence like the lemon twist and
20:05
the diamond drop. Oh really? You
20:08
got me. You said the spit out which
20:10
what you were talking about the kick flip
20:12
I believe. Yeah. Like the description was for
20:15
a kick flip. You're like the
20:17
spit out. Oh that was a quick call
20:19
to name though. Well maybe you can make
20:21
up new tricks and and those could be the new
20:23
name for them. Definitely. I'm surprised at what you did
20:25
now. You gave a lot of great answers for being a
20:28
poser. Thank you. Not
20:30
me. Okay Zoey, tell us how
20:32
you tried to make our expert. Well
20:34
I did do a lot of research
20:36
and it was really fascinating to learn
20:38
as much as I did about skateboarding
20:40
and I tried to find real
20:43
real professional skateboarders real tricks and
20:45
then sort of add my own
20:48
false answers that sounded true. Because
20:50
so many of those names Evan
20:52
like you talked about sound like
20:54
they could be made but but
20:56
they're legit trick so
20:58
that was really a fun thing
21:00
for me to do as the fake expert.
21:03
And then I just wanted to go through
21:05
some of the shorts on fire answers like
21:08
which came first I think actually vert
21:10
skating came before street style is that right
21:12
Evan? I believe so. I think it
21:14
started off as freestyle which is like a short
21:17
board doing like kind of like dance routines on
21:19
a skateboard and then the skaters were like this
21:21
is whack we want to go on big ramps
21:23
and then they learned how to go up and
21:25
get air and do all those things on
21:28
vert and then there was a counterculture
21:30
of street skaters that said vert is whack and then
21:32
vert kind of died off a little bit and
21:35
now vert is making a comeback with
21:37
like vert and super park and mega
21:39
ramps and they're actually gonna have the
21:42
Olympics with skateboarding in it in 2021 and
21:45
there's a whole vert section called super
21:47
park I believe. Wow that's so
21:49
cool I can't wait to see that. I just
21:51
really hope that people stop calling each other
21:53
whack. I
21:56
just think it's not helpful to anyone and
21:58
there's a lot of injuries emotionally. But
22:01
actually skateboarding is not as dangerous
22:03
as some other sports, actually. That's
22:07
a misconception is what my research shows.
22:11
And just for you physics people out there,
22:13
the part of the track where the skater
22:15
has the most kinetic energy is actually the
22:17
lowest part of the track. And
22:20
the person who invented the trick called the
22:22
impossible, Evan, do you know that? Rodney Mullen,
22:24
I believe. Rodney Mullen is correct. And
22:26
the country that banned skateboarding from 1978 to 1989 was Norway,
22:28
even though there
22:32
was an underground skateboarding community that was
22:34
still skateboarding throughout that whole time.
22:36
But, but they actually banned it, which
22:38
is kind of crazy. Norway, more like
22:41
no way. That's not cool. Norway, more
22:43
like four way. Yeah, exactly. We're
22:45
skaters. Well, that was super awesome. Jasmine, you did a
22:47
great job. We've
22:52
landed a really great sesh and it's
22:54
time to bail. Thanks to
22:56
our contestant Jasmine, who did a primo
22:58
job asking questions. Thank you to our
23:00
expert and liar Evan and Zoe and
23:03
to Lisa, who never gets bored playing
23:05
sounds. And of course, many thanks to
23:07
our listeners tuning into the Big Fib
23:09
where we fix the truth and liars
23:11
always wipe out. The Big
23:14
Fib is a production of Gen Z
23:16
Media. For more great shows, visit gzmshows.com.
23:19
While you're there, you can send questions for me to
23:21
read and ask Lisa and find out how you can
23:23
participate. And follow us on social
23:25
media at the Big Fib podcast for behind
23:27
the scenes photos and more true facts. And
23:31
please don't call me whack. I
23:33
am not whack. I am a rad
23:35
dude. For
23:38
more awesome pods, go to gzmshows.com.
23:41
GZM shows. Imagination
23:44
amplified. Are
23:53
you a fan of cryptids like Bigfoot? Do
23:56
you like ancient monsters like the Kraken? Are
23:58
you ready to face the scariest creature of all. The
24:01
Unicorn? Welcome to the Weirdness,
24:03
a comedic journey into the weird
24:05
and unexplained. Join Arlo and Sierra
24:07
as they host a podcast called
24:09
The Weirdness, dedicated to exploring the
24:12
unexplained and weird phenomena like the
24:14
Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti, the
24:16
Chupacabra, and more. Turns out,
24:18
the weirdness is real, and
24:20
it's everywhere. Now Arlo, Sierra,
24:22
and their new friend Big Foot set off
24:25
on a mind-blowing road trip adventure across the
24:27
globe to find out why the creatures of
24:29
legends are disappearing. Listen to every episode of
24:31
The Weirdness Now on Apple Podcasts or
24:34
on gzmshows.com. And for all you Big
24:36
Sip fans, I have an extra special
24:38
message. If you love Lisa and think
24:41
everything he says is hilarious and fun,
24:43
then I have a feeling you might like how the
24:45
Big Foot sounds in the weirdness. And
24:48
you may think everything Big Foot says is hilarious
24:50
and fun too. You get it?
24:52
Go listen to The Weirdness Now and
24:54
see. I mean, hear what I'm talking
24:56
about. While you're there, binge every
24:58
episode to find every ridiculous creature of
25:00
legend before they disappear.
25:04
Up next is a special
25:06
preview of the GZM Show,
25:08
The Weirdness. To hear more,
25:11
look for The Weirdness on
25:13
Apple Podcasts or on gzmshows.com.
25:27
Hey dude! You know those
25:29
crazy stories you've heard since you were tiny little
25:31
humans? You know, the
25:33
Loch Ness Monster, the Abominable Snowman,
25:36
and most importantly, Big Foot? Like,
25:39
what if they were all real? My
25:43
buddy Arlo has a podcast
25:45
called The Weirdness, where he
25:47
tells stories about us. Oh,
25:49
I mean, them. I mean,
25:51
here, wait, just give it a listen.
26:04
You guys ever hear of the Jersey Devil? Come
26:06
on Cole, you agreed. No scary
26:09
campfire stories. It's not a
26:11
story. This is real. My cousin's best
26:13
friend saw him with his own eyes,
26:15
right here in the Pine Barrens. I
26:18
want to hear it. Sounds twisted.
26:20
Oh man. They say he has
26:22
cloven hooves, claws for hands, and
26:24
wings like a bat. This talks
26:27
quietly through the air. He's
26:33
a warm, sharp,
26:35
and nut to impale his victims. Nick!
26:40
Nick! Just an urban legend. And
26:42
when he attacks, he lets out a high pitched screech.
26:45
So loud and so shrill it
26:47
makes your ears bleed. What
26:52
was that thing? I just
26:54
want to go home. I'm
26:58
calling my mom. Dude, there's no signal
27:00
out here. Cole, you should check it
27:02
out. I'm not
27:04
checking it out. Let's all go. Safety
27:07
in numbers, guys. I'm not going.
27:10
I'll go with you. That thing can't be this close,
27:12
right? Hey you guys! Don't leave me here alone! Fine.
27:16
I'm coming. Look! He
27:18
got shadowed by the lake? It's
27:22
really him, the Jersey Devil! And he's not alone! The
27:30
Jersey Devil is not after us. Something's
27:33
after him. I'm not sure if they're coming. I'm
27:38
not sure if they're
27:40
coming. Jersey
28:01
not jim jim jim jim
28:03
jim jim jim jim Bigfoot
28:10
notable alien Sakhalin
28:13
I'm going up the road in all of a sudden
28:15
whatever run past the front of
28:18
my headlights on my throat Locals
28:22
think that we mean white bulbs isn't
28:24
too hot but it's difficult to make
28:27
a positive identification I'm
28:30
hiding a little watery monster facing
28:32
your flaky plane a bug or a
28:35
pancake These
28:40
are people who said they've seen something unusual
28:43
something with a large head something
28:45
with a heart some sort of unusual life that
28:47
shouldn't be there There's
28:53
someone out there someone's
28:55
calling me now all over the
28:58
world and I'm all over it Tell
29:09
all your human friends to listen and if anyone
29:11
asks you where you heard about it let them
29:13
know Bigfoot I mean,
29:15
a regular old announcer guy sent you
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