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Waiting On A Floss (feat. Colin Quinn)

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Waiting On A Floss (feat. Colin Quinn)

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we are. It's Monday. We're back. What

1:11

we used to do. Oh, make me hot,

1:13

girl. I want to feel it. What

1:17

a concert. What a weekend. God

1:20

bless America. Not to get too not

1:23

to get too right wing. You're

1:25

right. So I said to me, really infuriated

1:27

me, you know, and so

1:29

that's daily when I said it, I don't know how much

1:31

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1:33

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1:39

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1:44

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1:47

we're not professional here. We

1:49

talk it. It's a bad mix. Anyway, what

1:54

happened to the concert? Well, first, we should say,

1:56

of course, the bonfire faction talk, Sirius XM 103.

2:00

Jokerson the great Robert Kelly joining us in

2:02

studio for the whole show everybody he's gonna

2:04

be a soul jolts and pots town PA

2:06

Saturday June 1st after that

2:08

Minneapolis Every Massachusetts,

2:10

but so comedy mothership why do you by

2:12

the way that Beverly Bess Jesus gig is

2:15

where Richie drivers Cat the boot off the

2:17

safety of the night. Why do you boot?

2:21

It's the great Colin Quinn everybody yeah Our

2:24

time is up his new special now streaming on YouTube Thanks

2:27

for hanging out with us buddy. We were talking

2:29

about so much before 45 days

2:31

the show before the show really did I wanted to

2:33

say save the show, but you know you guys are

2:35

pros I didn't want to be that guy Dan Soder

2:38

talk going on We're talking about how the crew just

2:40

still loves the love Dan they also He

2:42

takes him out for lunch or dinner they

2:44

lament him in a way. That's it's not

2:47

realistic They don't remember all the they only

2:49

the dustups and the skirmishes and for me

2:51

Jacob a damn barely got along for the

2:53

first two years They were always buttonheads and

2:56

then now that he's gone. It's the same thing

2:58

I'd used to ice I said that's

3:01

why I keep telling my go guys you should

3:03

go hang out on Dan's couch Yeah with him

3:05

and do the show because watch how cold what

3:07

happened I said to my mom when I was

3:09

younger one time too many It

3:11

wouldn't be like this if I live with dad and

3:13

instead of just telling me my father didn't want me

3:16

She said there to live with him, and

3:18

I was like oh yeah, this

3:20

does suck There you go back on my mom

3:22

sure you guys need a important lesson my

3:25

mom my mom did the same thing She

3:27

called my dad and he said no Yeah,

3:33

no my dad took me, but I didn't seem to want me there

3:35

when I was there my dad Yeah,

3:40

absolutely so go hang

3:42

out with there if you guys love I

3:44

didn't like yeah, I didn't like Dan's Professional

3:46

intro of the show either it

3:49

just bugged me. It's like you know I joke I do impressions

3:51

I like to joke around, but I can be serious if

3:54

the occasion calls for oh yeah, I created

3:56

me. He's working It's just

3:58

he's a hired gig now. It's it.. He Just. That are

4:00

a little intros for us as a succession of

4:02

as would bug me that he probably sort of

4:04

the now it's just as I can assure you

4:06

episode of them a voiceover artists. Know

4:09

it is our voice overs for us which

4:11

is great. stands you mix of something for

4:14

the holiday special perhaps as I appreciate

4:16

that. Appreciate that for it's lose. Loves it

4:18

here now Dj little as it here. Are

4:21

some and I wonder about these are like

4:23

Lou In and Jacob I think ah of

4:25

a spot opened up at all costs of

4:27

a soder this all Yes d J Lo

4:29

and from the get go was he's a

4:31

team player but. You. Can slip

4:33

jacob with a hamburger and of

4:35

fry real quick. Be a bottomless

4:37

there for sure. It's a. No.

4:40

Absolute. We. We. Hereby

4:42

does. Tad. Steakhouse.

4:45

Tides. really we took the heights is everywhere.

4:47

What is it Ted said oh his tattoos

4:50

with as tears I can tax on a

4:52

steakhouse. It's an apple these it's it's an

4:54

athlete as don't have a link to Ponderosa

4:56

is that? Yeah it as to step up

4:59

those it's Ponderous himself. I saw it as

5:01

if you know what A Kansas who has

5:03

decided not to states military jets. Go

5:07

out there for the food without for the

5:09

company his dad and ha ha ha ha

5:11

as good guy. Guess that's why we have

5:13

to bring you to fancy places like they

5:16

in turn is in Los Angeles. Like

5:19

tell Congress goes down town now

5:21

Demo: Yeah man, mass none of

5:23

those beautiful beautiful meals be to

5:25

he goes to while read: dance

5:27

barn you have seven dollars sirloin

5:30

and pretending it's ironic since he

5:32

was you get appetizers. two guys

5:34

yeah oh oh they. Have their

5:36

of asparagus must be great New.

5:39

It. Must be good. Christine lived

5:41

in. Millington. Ground

5:43

Crusade were say the ruin of

5:45

have received six available as dylan.

5:48

Armor. or yeah, everyone's been taught that the

5:51

buzzes out there that I don't on the

5:53

room as it now. Though

5:56

and came up. And count

5:58

as know, don't. Imma a

6:00

home a wall and don't Walks up

6:02

says hi everybody I introduce. In.

6:05

The collins says don't own video force today

6:07

and and he kissed Christie on the head.

6:09

And that was the entire talk until we

6:11

came upstairs. He gave

6:13

me a good j I yell gave me a

6:16

backwards piece as. Evil.

6:18

As you progress your back to be

6:20

sad to see the give me a

6:22

handshake legitimacy really on a console is

6:24

insane said to the guy the waiters

6:26

the area has an interest in and

6:28

I saw the citizen has his on

6:30

the has and it is gently like

6:32

hey guess what somebody stop baby at

6:34

balls. And.is didn't

6:36

know made eye contact with all three

6:38

of us have any. You do when

6:40

a step up and some of us

6:42

and was unanimously all said no we

6:44

just took him up when a one

6:46

number dylan. Kiss

6:49

uses put his dick on her

6:51

shoulder.point As fast as get over

6:53

with prove your point. I'm. Now.young

6:55

deal on his. Family.

6:58

Friend the a family friend is nice now

7:00

and only when he hims a see in

7:02

the city of that easily me to too

7:05

comfortable, don't really listen and an honest answer

7:07

to this of pocket boil it now Stop

7:09

size on boiling. I know we're all a

7:11

little high wages I wasn't hold on. To

7:14

that. Was. The music okay

7:16

stress. everybody says be cool

7:19

to okay cause look at

7:21

yes. Evidence: Gabi find. Your.

7:24

Little more. okay. Jacob.

7:28

Do you have layers? Yeah did you

7:30

get your goodness The most important should

7:32

this country can take up. Unless I'm

7:34

not letting his address likes him I

7:36

may get attached to take of. Should

7:40

I look who's back to

7:42

have Christine the med kissing

7:44

lower the temperature? I would.

7:46

Could you. Possibly.

7:48

Put something else on should you get cold.

7:51

This. Is that are discomfort. Ah

7:53

so yes. Christine.

7:57

Pleaser to do with is stupid

7:59

lower fear from just hang in

8:02

there says guess this com should

8:04

be cool in a little bit.

8:07

And everything should be. Signs and

8:09

evidence would be fine with in

8:11

a Vr and it is our

8:13

hooker. Just don't look too temperatures

8:16

down. Crisis averted. Thank you Will.

8:19

Continue goes crazy is angry. I mean most

8:21

Jacob, Tommy withhold. Oh my god I wasn't

8:23

really bad. Want to get will hang on

8:25

a second? a hood scoop? how? And. Take

8:28

it wasn't a crazy. Guy

8:31

just like the warm room. Don't

8:33

I like wants to? Or I

8:35

realized this was too much for

8:37

last time stands still temperatures vary

8:39

from day to day Israel sometimes

8:41

people to be a little cooler

8:43

and little hot. Absolutely no reason

8:45

to make it a whole thing.

8:47

First couple guys has been health

8:49

hazards of horizon some of the

8:51

situation. okay okay so who from

8:53

his voice smokers it was. It.

8:56

Was tests. It's a sense It was a week. It

8:58

was a tense week. It was a the last week

9:00

of this. Last. Two

9:02

weeks ago and I went into last

9:04

reset and I still have a one

9:07

hundred a week as a Css. actually

9:09

been a nine year site assess assess

9:11

Hang on a second Christine Looper to

9:13

be going again. Christine. The reason

9:15

the stir up shit. And

9:17

reminders been a recurring problem. Okay to give

9:19

you understand, seems to just try to make

9:21

some radio talk butter in the fucking heat

9:24

up. Another this as I could calm down.

9:27

Last resort he gets town called

9:29

off. Every one blow me and

9:31

will lick my cowboys. Fan.

9:35

Was the next big Ted's outing. For

9:39

Christmas when you and and effect from your

9:41

when he makes the clouding your was waiting

9:43

for the goal Take. A What Media

9:45

picks heads. To work. Or

9:48

you picked it attacked. Oh it's not

9:50

a dancing. And now. but

9:52

there does this even argue? Is

9:55

your out that uses a different ways it offers

9:58

goes. Good

10:00

lord it over and you always

10:02

only have fancy taste comes to

10:04

me a Barbie I guess. I'm

10:07

okay. Okay I understand we get

10:09

together the fancy places. We were

10:11

second decides had not take the

10:13

cruises Chateau Marmont oh Amsterdam Tennis

10:15

we thought better of you know

10:17

why. Didn't appreciate

10:19

his resume. Chateau Marmont is

10:22

it intense. A hundred or

10:24

less you know out a sudden super

10:26

nice and relaxing. With that we did

10:28

a we did a barbecue oh we

10:31

did barbecue when a pool for the

10:33

whole thing says of birthday and I

10:35

think it would franchise stake once a

10:38

month so that's pro he probably rules

10:40

where should I wear shall we go

10:42

with and to keep into nowhere yeah

10:45

got him off last i submissions me

10:47

a while they talk as without oversight

10:49

of saw stuff song the lemme cut

10:51

it off cause of average our communication

10:54

do like scientology use all your with

10:56

them. You don't get it

10:58

is trying to keep their it as you keep

11:00

their options open source. Know. They're absolutely

11:02

the owner Levers have haven't they haven't

11:05

fully bought back into the new show

11:07

Dance on the Zoo has well I

11:09

have a d the idea of as

11:11

easy those lucky because inside I'm i'm

11:14

get inside angle. I was had dance

11:16

show couple of days ago and it's

11:18

in his apartment some generally we can

11:20

technical that itself has to say is

11:23

with the will go out on comes

11:25

in once in awhile. Certainly is not

11:27

a house is an apartment for yes.

11:30

Yes, It's or it's of

11:32

to broom and an apartment death. And

11:35

then you have been a baseball sword. Jacob yuki

11:38

be in charge of getting baseball cards packages. I

11:40

was pretty good at that. By the louis of

11:42

lose you can care act on my space. he

11:44

will. Here's how many home with his mother who

11:46

the most. You. Work on comedy, trying

11:49

to put your ip as he put his

11:51

best breath and eighty people some of the

11:53

windows eight especially a bugle. I saw the

11:55

baseball cards, things you really knew it was,

11:57

so it's an insect. I don't give a

11:59

goddamn. Why there any to make sure at least

12:01

one hundred people say something about the showed you

12:03

on the road or else they're gonna run to

12:05

dance? Fact that

12:08

he had him a hundred people who may

12:10

say i know you from their suitors new

12:12

show for has has unless there's more hearts

12:14

as having a changes right all it's different

12:16

stuff for different people out and you basket

12:19

and then he added know up Any kind

12:21

stand caters everybody will guide cards either Have

12:23

you didn't because you don't know any? The

12:25

celtics were they could open up a wrestling

12:27

card or or something like that. I would

12:29

announce. I know I know

12:32

sports. I sig mean you did it before

12:34

the cars was the before the the his

12:36

name is Denise yeah did you guys discuss

12:38

that over Ted's did you guys tell me

12:40

be sort of and cards of people to

12:43

defeat him. Free production advice as a day

12:45

and like start by going hey listen I

12:47

love those guys Have the show's on grade

12:49

uses an opening to Bad Mouth and Officer

12:52

Hall i was younger but be ours I

12:54

promise you. Jacobs said that worth shows never

12:56

been the same values as I do know

12:58

what it's a different show. On that said,

13:01

try to be magnanimous. Jaegers Nine Oil as

13:03

a different thing that's actually with the hires

13:05

upset. Ah, it's

13:07

it's difference ya se as he

13:09

says it to me. And

13:14

Black loses his was a goes as the

13:16

show was better when I was there was

13:18

an and like loses just gives a weird

13:20

like nods like. The

13:22

guides and to say what he says any

13:24

money goes to manage his does give any

13:27

given a man as any man as an

13:29

educator for mistakes. His name is Jacob.

13:31

Have you ever. Have. You

13:33

ever talk shit about the show? That

13:37

was applause. Really? Bad mouth issue. Now

13:40

I dig. The

13:43

So what was the a playlist of the Socialists

13:45

Isaac Rural interested? is that some issues in the

13:47

plane as I walked out. It. Wasn't

13:49

d really stinks and that songs I'm

13:52

town right now. The concept was the

13:54

best content of have been and right

13:56

as I think and greatest one point.

13:59

Was. A song that. The girl our gimme Shelter

14:01

Kill Me shelter that was that performers that

14:03

song we saw I stood the bobby right

14:05

after I got them and you are the

14:07

top three things and ever seen cancer My

14:09

like I was amazed. It was the tossing

14:11

for me. I mean I I was totally.

14:13

Slip. And out. Watch. That

14:16

woman and and Mick Jagger and that stage

14:18

comes out to us so they were right

14:20

next to us, ah, I mean, you get

14:22

you could touch. And. Stay and she

14:24

can see that said, she's a bad bitch

14:27

whose he. Has not physically

14:29

dress up like Tina Turner and center out

14:31

there but she was Fantasy was unbelievable Army

14:33

apply for what her name as we have

14:35

to there's footage of them doing it right.

14:37

Yeah. It was assassins cause.

14:39

It every been to it seemed like it was

14:41

an hour and they did twenty songs in. Every

14:43

song was great except for to. Ah,

14:46

I don't I'd the new songs fine. I

14:48

love the new songs. Arm has up a

14:50

new song was great. I

14:52

too early as one as embarrassing on the

14:55

new so he was hit a video as

14:57

attorney or on of videos was outta was

14:59

now ironic as i guess was like a

15:01

Cinderella video for to Sydney Sweeney Girl oh.

15:04

Not. All right guys are yes I

15:06

don't hit a new song I think is

15:08

nobody video. I. Wanted to. addressing

15:11

something like this one is what went

15:13

right for the video. The thing I

15:15

hate second argument is no time. there's

15:17

something once you've lost. Genuine.

15:20

Like as well, wherever is a

15:22

struggle. What? Whatever was that when

15:24

I said you're a, you're writing

15:27

them at all. Something about musicians

15:29

success. Eradicates.

15:31

All of that. that's why we're gonna top

15:33

of our game right now citizens and he

15:35

had sang it or com Now that is

15:37

about as bad as that me I could

15:39

argue it happens. I guess it in comedy

15:41

to bring comedy though as like if you

15:43

keep the same like wit and like observation

15:45

of the world it's doesn't really matter. Where.

15:48

You're at like something about writing. Lyrics.

15:50

To get a hit people Nuggets is hard to

15:52

do from like a penthouse apartment. But.

15:55

It's also because my motion the

15:57

that getting that love lost shit.

16:00

Fang. And everybody and then move in.

16:02

Law a minute ago my ex didn't

16:05

notice is like riding a long term

16:07

success in the fact that I believe

16:09

it's impossible right now for Metallica to

16:11

write a fantastic song. Sure well I

16:13

was hundred agree with you but don't

16:15

want stats he goes but I as

16:17

a y se but you still yes

16:19

and. Any price or

16:21

you know I didn't last as I said. I

16:25

thought your cigar in the short order to the didn't.

16:28

Have a pig as I'm going to take. This is as either

16:30

you're saying the shorter. Term. Is

16:33

finished Tragedy Oklahoma says still have your

16:35

on it over a smashing at a

16:37

Legacy. I

16:40

don't know how was that is true, nobody writes

16:42

for it's only after after the first help or

16:44

albums but but. Can you must have something? is

16:47

that as a how many great songs Can you

16:49

Fucking right? I mean, how many,

16:51

but they all seem to happen. To begin

16:53

is what he said. It's true. You know that

16:55

you could have ten and your first like

16:57

it but two three years and then can't make

16:59

another one in your seventies eighties A nice

17:01

he fears but he was people just like. You're

17:04

trying to was like oh is that gives free

17:06

seen any for you to have to the river

17:08

he's the one. Gotta kind of sort of had

17:10

a couple hits. ladies public, I got to formula

17:13

and they have that people like nope. And

17:15

every cancers like and now guys have

17:17

really three hours of the his about

17:19

this one People I know nobody else

17:21

of brother's wife on stage as sox

17:23

Poor Keith Richards as when you know

17:25

you like I'm bored Keith Richards played

17:27

two songs back to back here. we

17:30

as it's first one was a new

17:32

one that. The. Entire stadium sat down for

17:34

and then he did little to you may which is

17:36

great at i went to get hamburgers and to giving

17:38

as at that time is i was out read of

17:40

the know second son was asked for his solo who

17:43

it was a nightmare but it was makes really yeah.

17:45

But with. His was it abominable? Vivid.

17:48

Make due to Extreme Jack and weird Nasa

17:50

as through our free jacket. As big as

17:52

well as it is up malsin couple things

17:54

and a come into exile Mick Jagger that

17:56

say or I was little never said he

17:58

was going to be. Nearly eighty.

18:00

I was gonna say Columbia let he ran

18:03

like he was all over the place. yeah

18:05

I'm he's definitely drink and baby blood backstage

18:07

are some for you know it says I

18:09

was even back in the old days they

18:11

used as a kid riches we get his

18:13

blood change in Switzerland my own I was

18:16

plus it like the late seventies. those are

18:18

the room with and now people literally do

18:20

get a blood chase death so he was

18:22

doing and it does work. Dana White gets

18:24

his doesn't drink, insane smokers whole life sniffing

18:27

all the things they all those old wives'

18:29

tales or troops were. Definitely mom seventies

18:31

ones where the pump com out of

18:33

Rod Stewart's gonna get Metro I was

18:35

you go to many guys trails I

18:37

was not. Do you think my local

18:39

news man Juri Pinnacle I really bridger

18:41

blood possess those turbo cited a very

18:43

critical voices Jim Norton has have come

18:45

from Southeast asia has hundred or do

18:47

he does our about was the a

18:49

cassette yeah that was ours was very

18:51

pinnacle we put a durable a possess

18:53

now. And the and he died in his. Plane.

18:56

Accident The resident was was Richard Gere

18:58

but was a job he called his

19:00

the I really was Richard. are you

19:02

from the northeast Philadelphia Sheriff and ago

19:05

we were never in question. the dribble

19:07

of the as like. Wise.

19:09

Yeah like this. It's why would you put a

19:11

live animal up your ass. A what was that

19:13

day must have been done at some point. Or.

19:16

You have the it would actually refine who's

19:18

the patient Zero who made the fake lie

19:20

up first and it was the guy who

19:22

was trying to get dribbles into American South

19:24

American to sell as pets because like the

19:26

also it was the it was the by

19:28

design like or like I've given up here

19:30

for purpose and the my phone is suing

19:32

him as a as cheeses How boards guess

19:34

is. Basketball

19:37

as. It

19:40

is it. Yesterday. And. In Chanel Hands and she

19:42

is a tina. Turner percent or she was

19:44

Tina Turner in the musicals Trans or

19:46

Down Blow my mind now to determine

19:49

per se she's trans. Go on a

19:51

half. I think this is to the.

20:00

You don't see. Why

20:04

they didn't move. Will see someone? Who.

20:15

Has a guy. A guy. Stores

20:18

have like Cyclone Barkley size of

20:21

a mercenary impossible on. His

20:27

face and were literally sitting can we were

20:29

this is being shot smile ideas and I

20:31

use this is my video cigarette smoke monster

20:33

So the to see of the and me

20:35

ten thousand the effects of facilities into a.

20:39

nice, nice from a lousy

20:41

is amazing Ceo and really

20:44

say. He

20:46

was moving easily years old. He has

20:48

a subwoofer from the time he comes

20:50

out as a the i'll toss it

20:52

my say or how was areas like

20:54

five or six costume changes and everyone

20:56

comes with a striptease. So he starts

20:58

with the served buttoned up with a

21:00

jacket over on Lings, a jacket around

21:02

his head and then slowly and buttons

21:04

asserts those eyes away. And

21:06

then the shirts circumvent. The shows are very

21:08

early. Dove David off his. Shirt

21:11

comes off the shoulders of birds. Say

21:15

is a member early. David off

21:17

the set the piano lenses and

21:19

like a gargoyle it was are

21:21

ya cancerous Fancier for do either

21:23

A couple of we're Funny things.

21:26

We went early and tailgated. The.

21:28

Other way early. Ah shang last into

21:30

being. Really fun to move quick but

21:33

when we first got the rear legs

21:35

I think if we eight sandwiches we

21:37

roll like. We. Have

21:39

three more hours left and the

21:41

your the know it was pretty

21:43

well but. Without named with

21:45

our and with his oh ever heard of within

21:48

never go anywhere in the park and we gave

21:50

them zero respect and honor and it has and

21:52

of on that I don't even plan on that,

21:54

I plan on not going in at all. I

21:57

thought the outside the went by quick we do

21:59

with their foot. The all with does sandwiches,

22:01

drinks and I had cigars they were

22:03

fucking and watch out or myers you

22:05

to listen to Add Josh talked a

22:07

lot of chimpanzee. you can just throw

22:10

noted suffers need to get him in

22:12

his mouth and eat them arms So

22:14

we were ah. Sweet.

22:17

We were sitting are thing

22:19

and Josh was wearing sunglasses.

22:22

At nighttime. Inside the whole time. Ah, he

22:24

left in the middle of a song. To.

22:27

Get we just ate. Everybody a.

22:29

Weird. How many Swedes subs up the ass?

22:31

Up the ass? We don't have what's on. Where.

22:34

You left in the middle. Son came back

22:36

with popcorn. He went on. I was or

22:38

was as he was. Care with your your

22:40

mark. Oh my god it's sickening. Ontario,

22:45

The gym bag of popcorn and that he a

22:47

pub gore and then I was like I'm going

22:49

to get max some new on. He goes agony.

22:52

I said what you're supposed to say really when

22:54

you're just watching a concert on every thing. He

22:56

bobby did a nice case. Army guys hungry I

22:58

was some me. Known. Arm Okay

23:00

now I'm okay with no ads were

23:02

not just like when every know she

23:04

grabs something he does be a say

23:06

Now Christie's is now and he goes

23:09

you as Josh Ago If he is

23:11

just going say you want something a

23:13

half and he goes and goes by

23:15

Yeah and I was like Josh you

23:17

hungry with autism Ah emerges yeah I'm

23:19

a burger is as as I from

23:21

Popeye as allowing you to move bay

23:23

for hindered with an S is by

23:25

Josh. So when using his popcorn. A.

23:28

Reserve or to me and our. A

23:31

gosh damn I can't say mine was

23:33

getting some on the radio. Pretty good

23:35

Hispanic. First thing that happened next to

23:37

us was there was our. Two.

23:40

Older black people and two older

23:43

white people. And. They

23:45

were separate. They were. They were in and reverse

23:47

Oreo though. The black people on the outside. And

23:49

the other where people in the inside which. Artists.

23:52

Are doing a wonderful voice for this

23:54

black guy. was an old jazz player

23:56

hangs who does me I was sick

23:58

of the voices since our yeah you

24:00

know the Arm and As or Mick

24:02

Jagger as As Boys still lasted until

24:04

you would You still get a boost,

24:06

you still get em on unless it

24:08

is an edgy versions F yeah I'm

24:10

so. I was your neck as with for

24:12

our van. To. Hispanic

24:15

couples came up because.

24:17

They're. The same seats, same ticket small boy

24:19

so's and yes deals meal yeah and ministers

24:21

getting into a white know until your in

24:24

the wrong see know you're in the rye

24:26

of and was the wrong seat for day

24:28

in a in a. Day.

24:30

In a in game is another sizes but

24:32

that's how we start the concert off so

24:35

it is Epa starting the lights good. Everybody

24:37

goes nuts and these be by my see

24:39

dotes your your to see my seeds. Or

24:42

and they were gone. So odd jobs as even

24:44

popcorn. Or. Watching this and

24:46

I made a joke about the

24:48

guy. The.

24:51

Hispanic guy next to me. As.

24:53

I say it was mix yeah I said Edward Mick

24:55

Jagger. But take. Out

24:57

mixer and may get.

25:00

A Hispanic guy and his

25:02

jaeger Sir now now, but

25:04

now as a for a

25:06

Spanish. Yeah. You know not

25:09

mix got got it mode that

25:11

on the jagger few Spanish I'd

25:13

call on a Miguel. He I

25:15

guess I. Yes,

25:17

that's why you been on Broadway. Ah,

25:19

sleep, or on Broadway And I'm in

25:22

Studio Three As soon as I said.

25:25

Arm. And then just goes

25:27

is nobody listens. whole building vanilla

25:29

easily as eating popcorn. I.

25:31

Said that his ear and then he goes

25:33

you as I guess as good he was

25:35

I was gonna say. Low. Slowly

25:38

Boys and I mean

25:40

Rain sued Popcorn. Would

25:43

you stop wanting a seal

25:46

is decorated? My arm I

25:48

saw a hat. And

25:51

then he laughs sorry and and more

25:53

of his eyes. This is like having

25:55

a pet chimpanzee. There's nothing else like

25:57

him. There's one of the onset of.

26:00

His neighbor anymore he is ah had a

26:02

can say i look over one point in

26:04

the middle of a great song he's slicing

26:06

is see yes that's right he was forced

26:09

to listen to me I look over of

26:11

why I go months at. Sea. Small

26:13

is was all for countless.

26:15

How will not just a little nuggets

26:17

look at? what the hell? I.

26:20

Wasn't I saw it as on. Drugs as dying

26:22

laughing so hard it is as the

26:24

years. Lacing your cheese with sunglasses on

26:26

and night. With. The Rolling Stones are playing. Know

26:29

that consists of four quadrants not the

26:32

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26:34

he gives them all Oh my god

26:36

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26:38

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was in l a comic he

30:53

always ran that are goddamn comedy jam

30:56

show ah as shows yeah and

30:58

then he are. In your surgeon

31:00

you're saying what? when I first met him out who's I

31:02

was in the late a little bit. The. Now

31:04

I couldn't imagine going to cause

31:06

it without. Ah this is the

31:08

kicker we had all these actress

31:10

extra subs will leave and the

31:12

cause yes I'm sorry we got

31:14

this bought. Explain you guys were

31:17

trying to get out your be have. We're the way

31:19

for some people. With me I got dawn

31:21

a mass were out or will we assess

31:23

busy were out with it's get to the

31:25

car and will beat all the traffic We

31:27

we made it home and has out were

31:29

home. The. Jj. He's

31:32

active Gov. We get away You guys Gov

31:34

you want? don't worry by vocal. I

31:37

look over at Dawn she starts and adjustments

31:39

to sat idle for his ex. They.

31:41

Had extra subs. And. His ex?

31:43

Okay, As. Easy to just leave one

31:45

of the subs on the roof of the

31:48

car Jays costs but don't leave one of

31:50

the chicken cutlets is he can find the

31:52

Italian. But the test the advocacy Americans leave

31:54

the Americas at the Italian have a double

31:56

goal and I'm not is Anna what the

31:58

spices and dollars at of. Aura

32:00

I'm like let's fuck is such

32:02

him. But he gets you so panic,

32:05

really eager. so wrapped in it's that Bobby

32:07

Sands there's sends me like that. What an

32:09

amazing my ball about sex. still. The

32:12

little tix it in the text me also. Was.

32:14

It the A right. Was it the correct subbed? For

32:16

jobs with all my years of fox I

32:19

know I want is not to be out.

32:21

How are you? Seems like it was my

32:23

son was this guy. Get to the car

32:25

shield was obsessed. As close as a subset

32:27

of grab a second set of any sub

32:29

any his assets. I'd give a fuck what.

32:32

I don't know what I was secured, just

32:34

put him all of a sudden door at.

32:36

Of death. She's like the only one of the

32:38

idol. I don't give a. Father. Was

32:40

go your use of load up without.

32:43

Subsidies. And drive a great dawn is like

32:45

a he just. One of the at the italian

32:47

but he didn't want the slot. the. For you're

32:49

completely right, it's hard to go to one without.

32:51

Him. His I listen says does

32:53

nothing better I am addicted to it

32:56

says is hop is like spicy shit.

32:58

I want to go to Ted's with this. That

33:01

as has a soda is it offered

33:03

Dead vague as around and he'll go.

33:05

This is still that it causes. Is

33:08

a pub good or who get popcorn,

33:10

a slug and our own? What does

33:12

the middle of you can we get

33:15

we was. it's a Brevard Thomas' Sit

33:17

there quietly know how you know what

33:19

the stones green zone I saw him

33:22

went to a are script very is

33:24

so I love his forces. Other suspects

33:26

for every once in jail. Assess. Assess

33:29

of minutes that he has his last pic

33:31

but he also joseph joseph and think that

33:33

i last thing is gross would is i

33:35

don't think he even has a silly i

33:37

wouldn't do that for no other reason that

33:39

most i had to something was like bear

33:42

bomb ruin. But. For sure what others

33:44

have another I wouldn't do that and

33:46

I would assume my entire mouth if

33:48

I had a thing over again. That's

33:50

exactly he does what he just as

33:52

a whole program he i pretend there

33:54

was written down time I see women

33:56

I still get would near her home

33:58

Christ almighty. It's like

34:01

you're swinging little now, Particle:

34:03

you? Get when you lose your teeth. This stuff

34:05

on what do you do with. That. Are

34:07

that's how did you see I was

34:09

defeated because he had already. Just write

34:12

your next half as you as bit.

34:14

Eighty Five Popcorn powers over my body

34:16

mass. less than all of a roof

34:18

lonely boy suffered. A physicist is living

34:21

your job. Did it is. He

34:24

says as he was a dirty auto

34:26

said that years was better. I was

34:28

gonna say rained it on Me is

34:30

a very bad though. The guy next

34:33

illness drunk I came up outta nowhere

34:35

and stood next to started talking. To

34:37

jail which is making me now even though

34:39

it happened or up to that is ah

34:41

mistake. just as Sat jersey guy shirt does

34:43

is it. She. Says Dominican. What Dominican

34:46

wife they were The ones have won the seats

34:48

in the sea battle. I was one

34:50

of was a seats ah that the Hispanics

34:52

to Dominik is always play with everybody else

34:54

was in Iran seat they excel in his

34:56

I get a black couple that hangs out

34:58

with a white apple know the suspect is

35:00

like the I'm so no more tickets what

35:02

are we talking about but then they were

35:04

super the stones i will say which went

35:06

to define strength super duper to the got

35:08

a beer four times has guy was for

35:10

beer and the Pistons definitely do coke multiple

35:13

times down. The worst part is every time

35:15

we have I had to do a new

35:17

quip. In our guys you know

35:19

status as better if you stand out eyes

35:21

and we discuss Autumn Here we discussed of

35:23

America or years and years of and I

35:26

brothers have a Bobby to. And

35:28

tickets every comedians. Like.

35:30

Hate. When. I am. A

35:33

Fucking A Ham. Some he was

35:35

a ham now. not funny. I

35:38

am. The. Guy actually he tripped

35:40

some I like as it goes all your

35:42

muscles I am going to have I do

35:44

I believe it seems like a high trip

35:46

every time I've said is us and we'd

35:48

done and mopey my lobby I like eyes

35:50

and present. I slip on and on the

35:53

how you're gonna listen I'm in a hundred

35:55

say or as as that they get a

35:57

hammer. The worse I will I call. Him

35:59

in the morning. And he would be always

36:01

going to his lobby and then he would

36:03

go to the Japanese bakery. him talking to

36:05

the however it was just a few I

36:08

saw. He loved every is bakery for a

36:10

coffee you can only get one time a

36:12

month he goes in our is a haze

36:14

I ought to say ladies yes hey ladies

36:16

other it is I got. How

36:19

they love. I'm older and my Bobby on

36:21

the phone. One of the bunch of times

36:24

Haley's in a ham. how you're going ham

36:26

and only the door and hit your foot

36:28

with it and go. Oh. Melbourne. I'm

36:30

a little comment about all under such

36:33

a good trade center. assess his aware

36:35

of what bobby on with them. And

36:37

ago insect tell just tell him to

36:40

get out and I got. A

36:43

Sus law says. Well

36:46

as I call this guy a ham. Because.

36:50

But I this is my fault. I said

36:52

beetlejuice three times. I have a handyman the

36:54

mayor was currently dung and was a new

36:56

friendly J you are friendly you're friendly guy

36:58

but I am a from a guy you

37:00

that and then they all over he goes

37:02

of I bought two beers because it was

37:05

last call but I'm not going to drink

37:07

it. To. You why he offered

37:09

as Josh Josh doesn't drink she's like now

37:11

goods and the over to me ago. Ah,

37:14

Yeah, I'll take it in that I

37:16

grabbed it and there. And. Then

37:18

that was the invitation to of course taught

37:20

me just bought you By the way he

37:22

bought me by Josh right away he's talking

37:24

to me over Georgia was yours how like

37:27

throw Josh you're just didn't he to be

37:29

Or I was almost able to throw josh

37:31

like into elixir him into the conversation. but.

37:34

Ah, he kept going. I just kept trying to the like.

37:36

I. I have.

37:38

A bit. Of a joint left his

37:41

eyes. He smokes half us. I

37:43

go. Here's how we get out of this. Yep, I

37:45

lit it. To. The past I go

37:47

a man for the beer. he

37:49

goes. Ah, because I don't

37:51

smoke at all Man ago. Oh.

37:54

Okay, I was charged yards like I appreciate it

37:56

man. and he goes. My. Wife does

37:58

and seats okay. That was like. You can

38:00

kill it. And then he was like. Now.

38:02

We're really friends I thought that was gonna

38:05

be the best the like to hear secretly

38:07

thing that as of now i gave you

38:09

at amounts worth of weed and will lonely

38:11

and the he was just there is only

38:13

with a girlfriend in the history of drugs.

38:16

Giving. Drugs has never stopped. Some

38:18

of them like not liking it

38:21

makes similiar hi Buddies from Lifetime

38:23

right? was airing Louis airing drowsy.

38:25

An easy way to say we're

38:28

friends Now you'll lose says series

38:30

Saliva. I said

38:32

my handsome ago kill it almost being

38:34

like. You guys get Roman Empire!

38:36

know what I was in were best part

38:39

was that the guy spills has veered down.

38:41

Josh is she's straight new issue. So

38:44

seeing his socks completely when he was going

38:46

out to do any sit By the way

38:48

Goes is Missouri goes goes. I.

38:51

Promise you is it was the last song

38:53

was songs with before the last on my

38:55

before it goes on as in Atlanta yes.

38:58

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39:00

of executor to Us citizens and will now

39:02

they've been Chris I'm sorry didn't slow pacing

39:05

clothes on. What I would say it was

39:07

a close. This if the close of Gimme

39:09

shelter. No idea that someone thinks ozone seven

39:11

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39:14

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39:17

Song. Up

39:19

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39:21

Man that Ma'am Nola I

39:23

I'm. Less. Than an idea. Now.

39:27

I give. Up. Saxon?

39:29

Yeah, That's. Infarct

39:31

isn't going to the first hit and. Wasn't.

39:34

Really know isn't there was no wasn't was

39:36

he has argued somebody my age is assistance

39:38

as soon as I remember this and five

39:40

minutes suspects were younger. but anyway as I

39:43

see the first heck it was not the

39:45

first hit I say was as good as

39:47

high as. If you lose you August needs

39:49

a huge issue a little bit hesitate when

39:51

I said I did as the only reason

39:54

he had both blazers sub the demise David

39:56

Luiz as little club single I saw it

39:58

to my abstained by not. Because the way it

40:00

up. Oh boy, What Is it?

40:03

Are hidden. Look it up! he's thinking about than I was.

40:07

When I started dampness Twenty Four Sigma

40:09

still obsessed with your listeners dance Second

40:12

podcast right now so he brings brings

40:14

their face. It was a cover but

40:16

I can assess action was her first

40:18

number one I do oh most fertile

40:20

or guys was watching Mo Am arose

40:23

when Ups Lacrosse cards. As

40:28

executive differs this blows up as

40:30

a cover on I'll Build Was

40:32

is directed. As that of

40:34

a motel over now much more

40:36

amber the process as it is

40:39

that ever. Arm.

40:42

But. That guy. That. Before

40:45

the were song he goes. He

40:47

was bazargan goes. To. Believe

40:49

I have to pee again with his wife

40:51

is a weird things say because. He

40:54

never came back. clearly why would he he

40:56

migrants deftly leaving their but he's so used

40:58

to making cocaine excuses to go to the

41:00

bathroom see what we should. We were going

41:02

up here sir. I don't care why you're

41:04

walking. Is

41:06

I have always tried to kill the why because

41:09

I went missing it went to p series I

41:11

use it as the I was my worst nightmare

41:13

for hims we had it's own we had an

41:15

old couple next to us as said tasks the

41:17

guy just shook his own to see oh it

41:20

didn't bother anybody since the why it in one

41:22

place he has a slug, alcoholic loses. Has to

41:24

of the whole time we have a guy behind

41:26

us that was behind that old couple of guys

41:29

that I would say if he was behind me.

41:31

He. Would be. I. Am just I can deal with

41:33

a lot. But. I would have been thinking

41:35

about it. More. Than not was

41:38

this guy jumping. And

41:40

singing one hundred percent every word

41:42

of. One observer the song

41:44

the nuance he knew the Keith Richards

41:46

new one Sanders Bachus an you we

41:48

have video here is look and thus

41:51

him and I guy yes ah my

41:53

god the headband by the way and

41:55

silly it astounds had been and what

41:57

else is just as join and say.

42:00

They're out there, the all know exactly what to

42:02

do and I guess I enjoyed himself. in a

42:04

gun Was You and fourteen answers to the lady

42:06

next to that guy. You could see her face,

42:08

see every every time you look back her face

42:10

is like. A

42:13

sack of reason for that out of the day

42:16

they gave know exactly what I was I go

42:18

oh yeah you doing the right thing get a

42:20

hold of I wouldn't I would just talk about

42:22

it on multiple my phone at luckily I'm with

42:24

a millennial Bobby Kelly mine's phone out Ima insolence

42:26

or j his right eye are you know that.

42:29

Now. I'd appreciate people mental

42:31

illness Greece. Really

42:33

does. Easily years old was unborn seventeen years ago

42:35

the Hollywood Bowl and I was like wow this

42:37

by the last him and the yes a scam

42:39

and then he's running around on stage like he's

42:41

thirty years old. It was. I thought I was

42:44

in a Sox not surprising thing I was going

42:46

to be as as good as you seen it

42:48

was better I think there was great I think

42:50

do about it was unbelievable. He also had. Been.

42:53

In this inexplicable dude moment, there

42:55

will always. Talk. About.

42:58

And. Is funny when they come at a

43:00

know where there's no reason but Bobby

43:02

it's we made a core memory for

43:04

you or your age. What the fuck

43:06

is at a disadvantage days before memory

43:08

for you? I'm sitting next to fall

43:10

being sincere Bobby trying to do is

43:12

in Rio. First of all it was

43:14

a young deal in here who were

43:16

gonna look a young building minute other

43:19

young villain are. Put. Up with

43:21

a water bottle between his feet and. Jumped.

43:23

Up to lift the bottle up and in the bottle was in

43:25

the and and he caught it with him. Body.

43:28

Sabi than did it to. While. Then.

43:31

Dylan did it as an added

43:33

into it or slipping the bottle

43:35

and it landing on space. Solid.

43:39

And. Then Bobby became obsessed with doing

43:41

that and it took him a lot

43:43

of tries so me try setting people

43:45

that were. Not. Involved in

43:47

giving a shit in this at all. We're.

43:49

Now over shoulders and looking. And when Bobby

43:51

Kelly's through this thing up and it landed

43:54

on space. Twenty. People.

43:57

It because his before they.

44:00

Com it out I am as those

44:02

during the show, tailgating another half hour

44:04

to a movie, Know tailgating and just

44:06

I do. I know those moments as

44:08

Bobby felt so good You are see

44:10

was smiling uncontrollably after we cheered for

44:12

my Doesn't Absolve. I'll say it again,

44:14

there's nothing like people cheering. See you.

44:18

Just I loved it. It sells that I'm

44:20

fifty three and a self desert what everybody

44:22

wants to see. I even Dawn didn't want

44:24

to think this who gives a as a

44:26

big deal by and see got wrapped the

44:28

everyone was stoked on this thing happening for

44:31

some I seen her cited in three years

44:33

is necessary to do and I apologize us

44:35

I bring you have club because. You.

44:37

Were out of the room and you were

44:39

upstairs when you came up. Both other times.

44:44

When we were outside a happy is This is a nice

44:46

to the center. Of he

44:48

went I'm a i'm on the south as

44:51

soon as a young comic don't goes around

44:53

me by some some spots on him and

44:55

we say shake his hand and seems to

44:57

have so. For. College. Who

44:59

else on earth I brought. Don't.

45:02

came over and I was like memory as

45:04

the hey. He

45:06

said hey to me and Bobby as a

45:08

colleague were in the shook hands and then

45:10

don't with and kiss Crusty on top of

45:12

the head gent which I didn't think much.

45:14

Show is. Handling

45:17

such as I have been where the

45:19

costs are within out. now I was

45:22

a within a lot of places of

45:24

these young bucks. Okay. Did.

45:26

Acknowledge me. As I did

45:29

it will barely It was barely

45:31

barely nine. Mean Jack Shit Collins

45:33

hands first then kissed for seen

45:35

on the head like a loving

45:37

mother and then. Gave. Yo

45:39

what's up and then. Didn't. Turn around gave

45:41

me the piece. From the

45:43

back of the headset. On

45:46

any when it does today. So I

45:48

decided to deal is exactly the superdelegates

45:50

here. Christine A When a woman so

45:53

seized as yes, senator you and then

45:55

the two guys it put you on

45:57

the shine as I deal is. Cause

46:00

it said you I saw allows you

46:02

to hire you as a run off

46:04

a to be terrorists that of for

46:07

years so rules. I was proud to

46:09

have higher retiring and identified Susan all

46:11

reasons your users and developers shows That

46:14

goes on though I was done by

46:16

the dinner and down I was the

46:18

barbecue Though you acknowledge me like Shane

46:20

acknowledges a fan and a subway. Every

46:24

know that you really are so and over that

46:26

without reading so many be such a big holding

46:28

pattern. Did you see me get excited about. A

46:30

hurrah of slipping a bottle I

46:32

won't get. I've

46:34

loved every second of us over five

46:37

and zealous hello I say we're getting

46:39

off the senior. I've filled with

46:41

would they were saying about would have an

46:43

outside was. I sat idly

46:45

by. While. You walked up and

46:47

stuff the cock and for scenes mouth a

46:50

Saudi Arabia has. Centered

46:52

Christine by the Wages were my. And

46:55

I was just like oh no this is what's

46:57

yours are now either that's how they made me

46:59

feel about I was just like ah dunes given

47:01

his mom or my head because I thought has

47:03

always been raising Dylan's to the last. The.

47:09

Love Child is the procedure to

47:11

care of a lot of kids

47:14

in this business Served as the

47:16

annually. Well as under thirty. Yeah

47:19

I know is the guy from prison.

47:21

Like the old puppies. So

47:24

we like she likes adopting things. It

47:26

was the keys robbers, the school and

47:28

was this policy of like i'm going

47:30

to come with me on is also

47:32

the Kevin Spacey Room and sense that

47:34

sounds right? Oh yes it's got the

47:36

message about just talked so much of

47:38

the tons of his to sell out.

47:41

Forgot about that. Just

47:44

talked to. Sales British came out of

47:46

his i was of the crown preserve

47:48

his crown on Amazon, a parking lot.

47:50

Because he was eating what it is. Candies,

47:52

max, everything. All

47:55

of it there was a killer. The combo

47:57

plate of Gop, a Goal or sour patch

47:59

water. Magda little bags,

48:01

candy and of course just had to dip

48:04

into that do fifty them as his game

48:06

it is plotted to fellow max did one

48:08

of the phone assumes he gave me one

48:10

promo and he has we have a beef

48:13

stick with she's now. Because.

48:15

Jacqui since and he is here ago and

48:17

I was like a oh normal get on

48:19

podium former. Thanks so much Negus. I.

48:22

Gotta for you and I was like oh

48:24

I'm taking it for the car of the

48:26

hotel physicists the I Gotta for you max

48:28

nice not to give them and I did

48:30

Okay we're just having a brief and she's

48:32

as as a rated everybody on the fly

48:34

home. As soon as we hit the higher

48:36

his I am I let you knows number

48:39

one. I. Have read every

48:41

but he berate everybody He wrote my god

48:43

when raining now say already here and as

48:45

a group you are you He has his

48:47

own parents know we weren't in it. Okay

48:49

see you guys are out Our party balance

48:51

out as the the rate of be had

48:53

slapped he's out to make him walk home.

48:56

He has also out so it's a suitably

48:58

me. Christine Dylan Yep. Ah, Tom.

49:01

Large of in. Rate. Lot

49:03

of tom tom Tom jobs Dylan

49:05

you and one to time with

49:08

the ratings numbers it was number

49:10

Know who's best and worst or

49:12

best of guy like that. Who

49:15

do you think? I'm curious? What? Was

49:17

it was my list? List.

49:21

Ah I think Tom weirdly know satellite

49:23

schmooze with kids and they think he's

49:25

like pretty cool and funny. He may

49:28

have done drugs and giving you some

49:30

some beer when you are looking. that's

49:32

why. I'm gonna say tom. Among

49:35

us as we do, you say that because

49:37

in the middle of the concept he actually.

49:39

Sat down and put his head

49:42

down and then went. Data.

49:44

Just blacked out. And. Let any

49:46

more Coke. Her

49:49

sixty and I just blacked out. Am I

49:51

glad he's x I? I just went somewhere

49:53

else and like. Maybe. Seats

49:56

He was hypnotized by the music's amazing

49:58

and might have enough cited. The white

50:00

settlers from some. Other

50:02

side is your you might have been

50:04

waggle as night but are gonna cost

50:06

one hundred and as as was have

50:09

no chance Zola Bone always lose a

50:11

lot of wiggle around don't he now

50:13

lives in is nowhere near I'm ah

50:15

I'm with as pretty hilarious though we

50:17

asked him obvious obvious a tom. Christine's.

50:21

In Christie's it. I

50:24

think that seems ago mom's friend type thing.

50:26

Some as see Dylan. To. Said

50:30

Tom Dylan. The I was a top two

50:32

via. Ah, I'm. Me:

50:35

Okay, Await.

50:39

Ship. Me: And

50:41

then. Christine. Than.

50:44

Just as a josh might be.

50:46

last place only because I think

50:48

he came over one point. And.

50:50

Like our Johnson and were playing around and

50:52

even over and way too hard by the

50:55

way but it is. Max is like punched

50:57

like in his arm and then like princely

50:59

two more times a really really hard music

51:01

is a juggling I Max and how's even

51:04

thousand and next six practically I get up

51:06

on my guy he's playing with you what

51:08

he did when you're hitting like full power

51:10

of Muslim what is like walking like playing

51:12

with you knowing a body right the fuck

51:15

is a society's him how to throw a

51:17

punch right way I gotta practice. As as

51:19

he said his. Arm Zazi jobs we let

51:21

just for that because he was young when

51:23

the have like an awkward probably moment fred

51:25

all would you say fallen I say probably

51:28

prejudge up one has some guilty he went

51:30

to cover his tracks is probably like a

51:32

beverage josh for behind closed doors though now

51:34

you'd really say i think josh in a

51:36

public ranking he proud of a josh hi

51:38

or to win points by closed doors now

51:40

is just a guy who made him uncomfortable

51:42

for simply punching him a that I'm being.

51:48

I did was punched. this is don't hard. And I

51:51

was your there but I like his

51:53

allergies lamp resolved itself would do it

51:55

out. I rate for stealing miles. Let

51:57

us humans have one thing either of

51:59

and Spain. Okay, You

52:02

the disease from before. Just as

52:05

very boss again he's a young

52:07

boy, hormones or a derisive. I

52:09

watch that lose all out already.

52:11

Dylan loses house yesterday for our

52:13

moral day or Timberly What his

52:15

daughter who's teenager. And

52:18

our. And. James and

52:20

I mean this girl. Was.

52:22

Beating the shit at a James and this pool

52:24

and James was just his tongue. My arms would

52:27

have that his mouth a student beating with a

52:29

smile. You don't keep jumping around or boobs or

52:31

baths and James's like some they're getting whacked in

52:33

the face with his pool noodle does I saw

52:35

a haha. Oh hey

52:37

hey, I'm losing. Ah, accounts of

52:40

years other get that confuse Boehner

52:42

with the but earlier or. I'm.

52:47

Chrissie. With ago I went out of. Jail.

52:51

Time. So.

52:55

Tongue has the same dilemma

52:57

in yell and stuff is

52:59

right here. Ah, something's wrong

53:01

with it was as he

53:03

Dylan's young boys is there.

53:06

More emphasis: I quiet or whatever the

53:08

right the morning, wright, who Plaza has

53:11

I can remember that sort of the

53:13

hell outta your? Was

53:15

Jane Christine. Together. As

53:18

a unit is s his favorite.

53:21

Okay favorite game Christine He first

53:23

said jay. And.

53:25

Then I was and then he was none in

53:28

in a casino. J together as a look at

53:30

number one. Nice Number two. Is.

53:38

Tom. Tom was number two he was

53:40

Tom ah like dry hagel a t shirt

53:42

tie any like I almost cried that as

53:44

as a specific black dude almost as cried

53:46

at Tom showed no he was just I've

53:48

seen that before a few people have their

53:50

personality to walk ups I always assumed the

53:52

guy some t shirt zaza selling drugs has

53:54

a gun and once the kill me in

53:56

this is only a ploy to get the

53:58

be there. He came up to me and

54:00

Max in the parking lot yoga teachers ago

54:02

see that guy with the goofy hair tied

54:04

the tall guy he wanted someone I just

54:06

said them over to them because I just

54:08

want to disease I would assume go over

54:10

inside with Tom does he was looking for

54:12

that. These a guy was emphasis team minutes

54:14

and then he goes the massacres it as

54:16

you can have a pay full price shows

54:18

get a handle of dow Max yeah I

54:20

mean how does not know it got tense

54:22

still a that's our that the guy was

54:25

because I'm out here trying to work mount

54:27

how to make money goes you can make

54:29

money by. Make money on by the

54:31

me earlier sit ups they do for the same

54:33

thirty dollars for deserts and they kept gonna guess

54:35

i'll see you after the selfish you'll be here

54:37

Are ya know that sort of a C and

54:39

three hours buddy. We're going to do it now.

54:41

Receive three hours when almost give you five less

54:43

the necessary and then son of a bitch or.

54:46

There's a thousands of years Yes, Father.

54:49

Brother at one point was his balls professor

54:51

thing with whole series of your buddy chief

54:53

guy he's one of those If we are

54:55

now guy I'm sure to what were you

54:57

here you know teeth? come on the are

55:00

here to Tom then. Dylan.

55:03

And. And don't just as last, Josh we

55:05

were all earnest right? except for I split

55:07

at me and Jams and now for myself.

55:09

Josh His last I'm telling you this was

55:12

that was it was received. Your writing is

55:14

your rent. It was not great, was horrible

55:16

to my razor. It's if I split Being

55:18

Jewish and Muslim. That's

55:21

women times. I didn't know him as

55:23

a unit. Your unit we all put

55:25

together as a unit as woman speak

55:28

for our he's at Mcmaster. Loves Big

55:30

Jets. And. We the concert world go in

55:32

and takes us a big changes. wasn't him. I

55:35

may I get a photo of it's he

55:37

says was originally like he's his dad. I

55:39

had a great moment with Max by the

55:42

way of we are with some you touch

55:44

them for custom. What he was hard was

55:46

just caught. Receptive. Metastasis

55:51

now, but we had a couple of

55:53

the past. You know it's funny. I'd

55:55

say Athens over so I am I

55:57

laughing. has you molesting my just under

55:59

two. Weekend or his chair. say something.

56:01

You know I'd be nice was it

56:03

is as it ever has. You know

56:05

I go to his face. arm muscles

56:07

to hell for an officer and a.

56:12

Snob six years ago says for his assess

56:14

as know we had a couple I learned

56:17

early the day you can't I'm trying to

56:19

give him I'm too. For. Him

56:21

to. Enjoy this.

56:24

With. Me with too much morning. So there

56:26

was a couple times where I see young

56:28

girls with her but she sang at woken

56:30

by i give max little like body. Went

56:32

over there and he would almost turn away

56:34

from and walk away because it was too

56:36

much like he's embarrassed of what he's gonna

56:39

react to that with. What? I

56:41

did share with them once or twice as

56:43

the rest in i was i look the

56:45

i'm looking at some girls as and I

56:47

looked down and i see ah Max looking

56:49

and I go right. Any

56:52

would have a smile and like like look

56:54

away he puts as he does he can't

56:56

given like that. Hey son Lug I you

56:58

know I write the creepy they have an

57:00

uncle shown you're new to magazine rhyme you're

57:02

going to find it there and ah so

57:04

yeah. but when I was my som already

57:06

I was just like that's what I'm talking

57:08

about. Things like that sense of personal now

57:10

is Tom. Are yours for

57:12

Isis Health. And

57:15

clinical salesman crime a sales during our

57:17

salesmen lawyers know since gangs and stuff

57:19

away at on the part of the

57:21

korean a man additive. I so enjoy

57:24

those concerts I was kind of don't

57:26

ah mostly. oh yes areas yeah sites

57:28

on. His daughter actually

57:30

cause I looked like a Bob's Burgers tax every.

57:34

It's undeniable. His handler Santa Ana see if

57:36

is hairless a he puts it on before

57:38

he goes out. It's. Insane

57:40

near. By the way, that's product, it does.

57:43

I found out after seeing him in a

57:45

pool area as death. That

57:48

have oh my God insect Dan

57:50

Soder. How that

57:52

can be brothers since it so his

57:55

brother who stays the same house like

57:57

a gentleman island. As as as

57:59

this out. The birth of i

58:01

don't dress or he dresses good.

58:04

Tom. Dresses soggy. I like the way

58:06

to address a swanky pursue happiness on

58:08

quiet Laura Earth as far along are

58:10

not even ranks to I've been around

58:12

since you don't with a number not

58:15

next door neighbor I hate me and.in

58:17

the remember. Our

58:19

the other one ah the other girl that

58:22

was there. Now he loves you so much

58:24

it's it's crazy how much he loves. Call

58:26

know the the number one if we're going

58:28

to rank them all. On all

58:30

my friends it was it's it's quiz I

58:32

you know it's quantify the right now I

58:34

was go do something after the concert that

58:36

was very funny to me I tried so

58:38

you could or you could hear it I

58:41

was saying the less him now as we

58:43

do that before the don't think I was

58:45

on the free games coming out with all

58:47

new dawn and know I sell it's as

58:49

a result was stoned or it's such a

58:51

hilarious idea from a speech to Max Zip

58:53

For some reason I was don't know though

58:55

I did I thought funny idea I know

58:57

I know some reason I know I was

58:59

guys it was weird. wasn't a five hundred

59:01

dollars worth a read as far as or

59:04

not I was thinking about it as an

59:06

eclipse nest at one time stones and on

59:08

them I was a thing. I was taught

59:10

to Max and be like Max was in

59:12

them. It's a right now. Do. Not

59:14

smoke cigarettes despite. How

59:17

super cool Your uncle J must make it

59:19

look to U S housing and talking with

59:21

a hang out of my mouth when he

59:23

on those all the other great things must

59:25

look like it's so no that's not going

59:27

to want his habit. your life. As

59:30

I get rid of it, I can't put. The. Only

59:32

benefit is is while kills me I

59:34

do I know I looked so just

59:37

brutal his not to the whole causes

59:39

has a lot less developed. Awesome staff.

59:41

Have a good day. Pack.

59:45

Yeah. To on cigarettes. lot of said it's

59:47

a lot nowadays. as usual nearly attacked was

59:49

like algae cut. now is she Oh yeah

59:51

for sounds like fact nobody shows up. I

59:53

think it's hell's like to three way I

59:55

smoked it I smoked in fact today I

59:57

have ever so nice as use the he's.

1:00:00

Really he's to smoke cigars. During.

1:00:02

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