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now the bonfire with Big J Ocarson
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and Robert Kelly. Here
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we are. It's Monday. We're back. What
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we used to do. Oh, make me hot,
1:13
girl. I want to feel it. What
1:17
a concert. What a weekend. God
1:20
bless America. Not to get too not
1:23
to get too right wing. You're
1:25
right. So I said to me, really infuriated
1:27
me, you know, and so
1:29
that's daily when I said it, I don't know how much
1:31
I was going to hit you. Well, Jay was like, you
1:33
know, somebody DM me. It's like,
1:36
dude, I don't need to know. No,
1:39
it wasn't. Nobody we know, which is like a fan thing. Call
1:42
you have no sound in your headphones. He
1:44
didn't turn it up. I was trying to be professional. Oh,
1:47
we're not professional here. We
1:49
talk it. It's a bad mix. Anyway, what
1:54
happened to the concert? Well, first, we should say,
1:56
of course, the bonfire faction talk, Sirius XM 103.
2:00
Jokerson the great Robert Kelly joining us in
2:02
studio for the whole show everybody he's gonna
2:04
be a soul jolts and pots town PA
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Saturday June 1st after that
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Minneapolis Every Massachusetts,
2:10
but so comedy mothership why do you by
2:12
the way that Beverly Bess Jesus gig is
2:15
where Richie drivers Cat the boot off the
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safety of the night. Why do you boot?
2:21
It's the great Colin Quinn everybody yeah Our
2:24
time is up his new special now streaming on YouTube Thanks
2:27
for hanging out with us buddy. We were talking
2:29
about so much before 45 days
2:31
the show before the show really did I wanted to
2:33
say save the show, but you know you guys are
2:35
pros I didn't want to be that guy Dan Soder
2:38
talk going on We're talking about how the crew just
2:40
still loves the love Dan they also He
2:42
takes him out for lunch or dinner they
2:44
lament him in a way. That's it's not
2:47
realistic They don't remember all the they only
2:49
the dustups and the skirmishes and for me
2:51
Jacob a damn barely got along for the
2:53
first two years They were always buttonheads and
2:56
then now that he's gone. It's the same thing
2:58
I'd used to ice I said that's
3:01
why I keep telling my go guys you should
3:03
go hang out on Dan's couch Yeah with him
3:05
and do the show because watch how cold what
3:07
happened I said to my mom when I was
3:09
younger one time too many It
3:11
wouldn't be like this if I live with dad and
3:13
instead of just telling me my father didn't want me
3:16
She said there to live with him, and
3:18
I was like oh yeah, this
3:20
does suck There you go back on my mom
3:22
sure you guys need a important lesson my
3:25
mom my mom did the same thing She
3:27
called my dad and he said no Yeah,
3:33
no my dad took me, but I didn't seem to want me there
3:35
when I was there my dad Yeah,
3:40
absolutely so go hang
3:42
out with there if you guys love I
3:44
didn't like yeah, I didn't like Dan's Professional
3:46
intro of the show either it
3:49
just bugged me. It's like you know I joke I do impressions
3:51
I like to joke around, but I can be serious if
3:54
the occasion calls for oh yeah, I created
3:56
me. He's working It's just
3:58
he's a hired gig now. It's it.. He Just. That are
4:00
a little intros for us as a succession of
4:02
as would bug me that he probably sort of
4:04
the now it's just as I can assure you
4:06
episode of them a voiceover artists. Know
4:09
it is our voice overs for us which
4:11
is great. stands you mix of something for
4:14
the holiday special perhaps as I appreciate
4:16
that. Appreciate that for it's lose. Loves it
4:18
here now Dj little as it here. Are
4:21
some and I wonder about these are like
4:23
Lou In and Jacob I think ah of
4:25
a spot opened up at all costs of
4:27
a soder this all Yes d J Lo
4:29
and from the get go was he's a
4:31
team player but. You. Can slip
4:33
jacob with a hamburger and of
4:35
fry real quick. Be a bottomless
4:37
there for sure. It's a. No.
4:40
Absolute. We. We. Hereby
4:42
does. Tad. Steakhouse.
4:45
Tides. really we took the heights is everywhere.
4:47
What is it Ted said oh his tattoos
4:50
with as tears I can tax on a
4:52
steakhouse. It's an apple these it's it's an
4:54
athlete as don't have a link to Ponderosa
4:56
is that? Yeah it as to step up
4:59
those it's Ponderous himself. I saw it as
5:01
if you know what A Kansas who has
5:03
decided not to states military jets. Go
5:07
out there for the food without for the
5:09
company his dad and ha ha ha ha
5:11
as good guy. Guess that's why we have
5:13
to bring you to fancy places like they
5:16
in turn is in Los Angeles. Like
5:19
tell Congress goes down town now
5:21
Demo: Yeah man, mass none of
5:23
those beautiful beautiful meals be to
5:25
he goes to while read: dance
5:27
barn you have seven dollars sirloin
5:30
and pretending it's ironic since he
5:32
was you get appetizers. two guys
5:34
yeah oh oh they. Have their
5:36
of asparagus must be great New.
5:39
It. Must be good. Christine lived
5:41
in. Millington. Ground
5:43
Crusade were say the ruin of
5:45
have received six available as dylan.
5:48
Armor. or yeah, everyone's been taught that the
5:51
buzzes out there that I don't on the
5:53
room as it now. Though
5:56
and came up. And count
5:58
as know, don't. Imma a
6:00
home a wall and don't Walks up
6:02
says hi everybody I introduce. In.
6:05
The collins says don't own video force today
6:07
and and he kissed Christie on the head.
6:09
And that was the entire talk until we
6:11
came upstairs. He gave
6:13
me a good j I yell gave me a
6:16
backwards piece as. Evil.
6:18
As you progress your back to be
6:20
sad to see the give me a
6:22
handshake legitimacy really on a console is
6:24
insane said to the guy the waiters
6:26
the area has an interest in and
6:28
I saw the citizen has his on
6:30
the has and it is gently like
6:32
hey guess what somebody stop baby at
6:34
balls. And.is didn't
6:36
know made eye contact with all three
6:38
of us have any. You do when
6:40
a step up and some of us
6:42
and was unanimously all said no we
6:44
just took him up when a one
6:46
number dylan. Kiss
6:49
uses put his dick on her
6:51
shoulder.point As fast as get over
6:53
with prove your point. I'm. Now.young
6:55
deal on his. Family.
6:58
Friend the a family friend is nice now
7:00
and only when he hims a see in
7:02
the city of that easily me to too
7:05
comfortable, don't really listen and an honest answer
7:07
to this of pocket boil it now Stop
7:09
size on boiling. I know we're all a
7:11
little high wages I wasn't hold on. To
7:14
that. Was. The music okay
7:16
stress. everybody says be cool
7:19
to okay cause look at
7:21
yes. Evidence: Gabi find. Your.
7:24
Little more. okay. Jacob.
7:28
Do you have layers? Yeah did you
7:30
get your goodness The most important should
7:32
this country can take up. Unless I'm
7:34
not letting his address likes him I
7:36
may get attached to take of. Should
7:40
I look who's back to
7:42
have Christine the med kissing
7:44
lower the temperature? I would.
7:46
Could you. Possibly.
7:48
Put something else on should you get cold.
7:51
This. Is that are discomfort. Ah
7:53
so yes. Christine.
7:57
Pleaser to do with is stupid
7:59
lower fear from just hang in
8:02
there says guess this com should
8:04
be cool in a little bit.
8:07
And everything should be. Signs and
8:09
evidence would be fine with in
8:11
a Vr and it is our
8:13
hooker. Just don't look too temperatures
8:16
down. Crisis averted. Thank you Will.
8:19
Continue goes crazy is angry. I mean most
8:21
Jacob, Tommy withhold. Oh my god I wasn't
8:23
really bad. Want to get will hang on
8:25
a second? a hood scoop? how? And. Take
8:28
it wasn't a crazy. Guy
8:31
just like the warm room. Don't
8:33
I like wants to? Or I
8:35
realized this was too much for
8:37
last time stands still temperatures vary
8:39
from day to day Israel sometimes
8:41
people to be a little cooler
8:43
and little hot. Absolutely no reason
8:45
to make it a whole thing.
8:47
First couple guys has been health
8:49
hazards of horizon some of the
8:51
situation. okay okay so who from
8:53
his voice smokers it was. It.
8:56
Was tests. It's a sense It was a week. It
8:58
was a tense week. It was a the last week
9:00
of this. Last. Two
9:02
weeks ago and I went into last
9:04
reset and I still have a one
9:07
hundred a week as a Css. actually
9:09
been a nine year site assess assess
9:11
Hang on a second Christine Looper to
9:13
be going again. Christine. The reason
9:15
the stir up shit. And
9:17
reminders been a recurring problem. Okay to give
9:19
you understand, seems to just try to make
9:21
some radio talk butter in the fucking heat
9:24
up. Another this as I could calm down.
9:27
Last resort he gets town called
9:29
off. Every one blow me and
9:31
will lick my cowboys. Fan.
9:35
Was the next big Ted's outing. For
9:39
Christmas when you and and effect from your
9:41
when he makes the clouding your was waiting
9:43
for the goal Take. A What Media
9:45
picks heads. To work. Or
9:48
you picked it attacked. Oh it's not
9:50
a dancing. And now. but
9:52
there does this even argue? Is
9:55
your out that uses a different ways it offers
9:58
goes. Good
10:00
lord it over and you always
10:02
only have fancy taste comes to
10:04
me a Barbie I guess. I'm
10:07
okay. Okay I understand we get
10:09
together the fancy places. We were
10:11
second decides had not take the
10:13
cruises Chateau Marmont oh Amsterdam Tennis
10:15
we thought better of you know
10:17
why. Didn't appreciate
10:19
his resume. Chateau Marmont is
10:22
it intense. A hundred or
10:24
less you know out a sudden super
10:26
nice and relaxing. With that we did
10:28
a we did a barbecue oh we
10:31
did barbecue when a pool for the
10:33
whole thing says of birthday and I
10:35
think it would franchise stake once a
10:38
month so that's pro he probably rules
10:40
where should I wear shall we go
10:42
with and to keep into nowhere yeah
10:45
got him off last i submissions me
10:47
a while they talk as without oversight
10:49
of saw stuff song the lemme cut
10:51
it off cause of average our communication
10:54
do like scientology use all your with
10:56
them. You don't get it
10:58
is trying to keep their it as you keep
11:00
their options open source. Know. They're absolutely
11:02
the owner Levers have haven't they haven't
11:05
fully bought back into the new show
11:07
Dance on the Zoo has well I
11:09
have a d the idea of as
11:11
easy those lucky because inside I'm i'm
11:14
get inside angle. I was had dance
11:16
show couple of days ago and it's
11:18
in his apartment some generally we can
11:20
technical that itself has to say is
11:23
with the will go out on comes
11:25
in once in awhile. Certainly is not
11:27
a house is an apartment for yes.
11:30
Yes, It's or it's of
11:32
to broom and an apartment death. And
11:35
then you have been a baseball sword. Jacob yuki
11:38
be in charge of getting baseball cards packages. I
11:40
was pretty good at that. By the louis of
11:42
lose you can care act on my space. he
11:44
will. Here's how many home with his mother who
11:46
the most. You. Work on comedy, trying
11:49
to put your ip as he put his
11:51
best breath and eighty people some of the
11:53
windows eight especially a bugle. I saw the
11:55
baseball cards, things you really knew it was,
11:57
so it's an insect. I don't give a
11:59
goddamn. Why there any to make sure at least
12:01
one hundred people say something about the showed you
12:03
on the road or else they're gonna run to
12:05
dance? Fact that
12:08
he had him a hundred people who may
12:10
say i know you from their suitors new
12:12
show for has has unless there's more hearts
12:14
as having a changes right all it's different
12:16
stuff for different people out and you basket
12:19
and then he added know up Any kind
12:21
stand caters everybody will guide cards either Have
12:23
you didn't because you don't know any? The
12:25
celtics were they could open up a wrestling
12:27
card or or something like that. I would
12:29
announce. I know I know
12:32
sports. I sig mean you did it before
12:34
the cars was the before the the his
12:36
name is Denise yeah did you guys discuss
12:38
that over Ted's did you guys tell me
12:40
be sort of and cards of people to
12:43
defeat him. Free production advice as a day
12:45
and like start by going hey listen I
12:47
love those guys Have the show's on grade
12:49
uses an opening to Bad Mouth and Officer
12:52
Hall i was younger but be ours I
12:54
promise you. Jacobs said that worth shows never
12:56
been the same values as I do know
12:58
what it's a different show. On that said,
13:01
try to be magnanimous. Jaegers Nine Oil as
13:03
a different thing that's actually with the hires
13:05
upset. Ah, it's
13:07
it's difference ya se as he
13:09
says it to me. And
13:14
Black loses his was a goes as the
13:16
show was better when I was there was
13:18
an and like loses just gives a weird
13:20
like nods like. The
13:22
guides and to say what he says any
13:24
money goes to manage his does give any
13:27
given a man as any man as an
13:29
educator for mistakes. His name is Jacob.
13:31
Have you ever. Have. You
13:33
ever talk shit about the show? That
13:37
was applause. Really? Bad mouth issue. Now
13:40
I dig. The
13:43
So what was the a playlist of the Socialists
13:45
Isaac Rural interested? is that some issues in the
13:47
plane as I walked out. It. Wasn't
13:49
d really stinks and that songs I'm
13:52
town right now. The concept was the
13:54
best content of have been and right
13:56
as I think and greatest one point.
13:59
Was. A song that. The girl our gimme Shelter
14:01
Kill Me shelter that was that performers that
14:03
song we saw I stood the bobby right
14:05
after I got them and you are the
14:07
top three things and ever seen cancer My
14:09
like I was amazed. It was the tossing
14:11
for me. I mean I I was totally.
14:13
Slip. And out. Watch. That
14:16
woman and and Mick Jagger and that stage
14:18
comes out to us so they were right
14:20
next to us, ah, I mean, you get
14:22
you could touch. And. Stay and she
14:24
can see that said, she's a bad bitch
14:27
whose he. Has not physically
14:29
dress up like Tina Turner and center out
14:31
there but she was Fantasy was unbelievable Army
14:33
apply for what her name as we have
14:35
to there's footage of them doing it right.
14:37
Yeah. It was assassins cause.
14:39
It every been to it seemed like it was
14:41
an hour and they did twenty songs in. Every
14:43
song was great except for to. Ah,
14:46
I don't I'd the new songs fine. I
14:48
love the new songs. Arm has up a
14:50
new song was great. I
14:52
too early as one as embarrassing on the
14:55
new so he was hit a video as
14:57
attorney or on of videos was outta was
14:59
now ironic as i guess was like a
15:01
Cinderella video for to Sydney Sweeney Girl oh.
15:04
Not. All right guys are yes I
15:06
don't hit a new song I think is
15:08
nobody video. I. Wanted to. addressing
15:11
something like this one is what went
15:13
right for the video. The thing I
15:15
hate second argument is no time. there's
15:17
something once you've lost. Genuine.
15:20
Like as well, wherever is a
15:22
struggle. What? Whatever was that when
15:24
I said you're a, you're writing
15:27
them at all. Something about musicians
15:29
success. Eradicates.
15:31
All of that. that's why we're gonna top
15:33
of our game right now citizens and he
15:35
had sang it or com Now that is
15:37
about as bad as that me I could
15:39
argue it happens. I guess it in comedy
15:41
to bring comedy though as like if you
15:43
keep the same like wit and like observation
15:45
of the world it's doesn't really matter. Where.
15:48
You're at like something about writing. Lyrics.
15:50
To get a hit people Nuggets is hard to
15:52
do from like a penthouse apartment. But.
15:55
It's also because my motion the
15:57
that getting that love lost shit.
16:00
Fang. And everybody and then move in.
16:02
Law a minute ago my ex didn't
16:05
notice is like riding a long term
16:07
success in the fact that I believe
16:09
it's impossible right now for Metallica to
16:11
write a fantastic song. Sure well I
16:13
was hundred agree with you but don't
16:15
want stats he goes but I as
16:17
a y se but you still yes
16:19
and. Any price or
16:21
you know I didn't last as I said. I
16:25
thought your cigar in the short order to the didn't.
16:28
Have a pig as I'm going to take. This is as either
16:30
you're saying the shorter. Term. Is
16:33
finished Tragedy Oklahoma says still have your
16:35
on it over a smashing at a
16:37
Legacy. I
16:40
don't know how was that is true, nobody writes
16:42
for it's only after after the first help or
16:44
albums but but. Can you must have something? is
16:47
that as a how many great songs Can you
16:49
Fucking right? I mean, how many,
16:51
but they all seem to happen. To begin
16:53
is what he said. It's true. You know that
16:55
you could have ten and your first like
16:57
it but two three years and then can't make
16:59
another one in your seventies eighties A nice
17:01
he fears but he was people just like. You're
17:04
trying to was like oh is that gives free
17:06
seen any for you to have to the river
17:08
he's the one. Gotta kind of sort of had
17:10
a couple hits. ladies public, I got to formula
17:13
and they have that people like nope. And
17:15
every cancers like and now guys have
17:17
really three hours of the his about
17:19
this one People I know nobody else
17:21
of brother's wife on stage as sox
17:23
Poor Keith Richards as when you know
17:25
you like I'm bored Keith Richards played
17:27
two songs back to back here. we
17:30
as it's first one was a new
17:32
one that. The. Entire stadium sat down for
17:34
and then he did little to you may which is
17:36
great at i went to get hamburgers and to giving
17:38
as at that time is i was out read of
17:40
the know second son was asked for his solo who
17:43
it was a nightmare but it was makes really yeah.
17:45
But with. His was it abominable? Vivid.
17:48
Make due to Extreme Jack and weird Nasa
17:50
as through our free jacket. As big as
17:52
well as it is up malsin couple things
17:54
and a come into exile Mick Jagger that
17:56
say or I was little never said he
17:58
was going to be. Nearly eighty.
18:00
I was gonna say Columbia let he ran
18:03
like he was all over the place. yeah
18:05
I'm he's definitely drink and baby blood backstage
18:07
are some for you know it says I
18:09
was even back in the old days they
18:11
used as a kid riches we get his
18:13
blood change in Switzerland my own I was
18:16
plus it like the late seventies. those are
18:18
the room with and now people literally do
18:20
get a blood chase death so he was
18:22
doing and it does work. Dana White gets
18:24
his doesn't drink, insane smokers whole life sniffing
18:27
all the things they all those old wives'
18:29
tales or troops were. Definitely mom seventies
18:31
ones where the pump com out of
18:33
Rod Stewart's gonna get Metro I was
18:35
you go to many guys trails I
18:37
was not. Do you think my local
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news man Juri Pinnacle I really bridger
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blood possess those turbo cited a very
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critical voices Jim Norton has have come
18:45
from Southeast asia has hundred or do
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he does our about was the a
18:49
cassette yeah that was ours was very
18:51
pinnacle we put a durable a possess
18:53
now. And the and he died in his. Plane.
18:56
Accident The resident was was Richard Gere
18:58
but was a job he called his
19:00
the I really was Richard. are you
19:02
from the northeast Philadelphia Sheriff and ago
19:05
we were never in question. the dribble
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of the as like. Wise.
19:09
Yeah like this. It's why would you put a
19:11
live animal up your ass. A what was that
19:13
day must have been done at some point. Or.
19:16
You have the it would actually refine who's
19:18
the patient Zero who made the fake lie
19:20
up first and it was the guy who
19:22
was trying to get dribbles into American South
19:24
American to sell as pets because like the
19:26
also it was the it was the by
19:28
design like or like I've given up here
19:30
for purpose and the my phone is suing
19:32
him as a as cheeses How boards guess
19:34
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as. It
19:40
is it. Yesterday. And. In Chanel Hands and she
19:42
is a tina. Turner percent or she was
19:44
Tina Turner in the musicals Trans or
19:46
Down Blow my mind now to determine
19:49
per se she's trans. Go on a
19:51
half. I think this is to the.
20:00
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20:15
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have like Cyclone Barkley size of
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a mercenary impossible on. His
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face and were literally sitting can we were
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this is being shot smile ideas and I
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ten thousand the effects of facilities into a.
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a subwoofer from the time he comes
20:50
out as a the i'll toss it
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my say or how was areas like
20:54
five or six costume changes and everyone
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comes with a striptease. So he starts
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21:00
jacket over on Lings, a jacket around
21:02
his head and then slowly and buttons
21:04
asserts those eyes away. And
21:06
then the shirts circumvent. The shows are very
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21:11
comes off the shoulders of birds. Say
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is a member early. David off
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the set the piano lenses and
21:19
like a gargoyle it was are
21:21
ya cancerous Fancier for do either
21:23
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21:26
We went early and tailgated. The.
21:28
Other way early. Ah shang last into
21:30
being. Really fun to move quick but
21:33
when we first got the rear legs
21:35
I think if we eight sandwiches we
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roll like. We. Have
21:39
three more hours left and the
21:41
your the know it was pretty
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well but. Without named with
21:45
our and with his oh ever heard of within
21:48
never go anywhere in the park and we gave
21:50
them zero respect and honor and it has and
21:52
of on that I don't even plan on that,
21:54
I plan on not going in at all. I
21:57
thought the outside the went by quick we do
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with their foot. The all with does sandwiches,
22:01
drinks and I had cigars they were
22:03
fucking and watch out or myers you
22:05
to listen to Add Josh talked a
22:07
lot of chimpanzee. you can just throw
22:10
noted suffers need to get him in
22:12
his mouth and eat them arms So
22:14
we were ah. Sweet.
22:17
We were sitting are thing
22:19
and Josh was wearing sunglasses.
22:22
At nighttime. Inside the whole time. Ah, he
22:24
left in the middle of a song. To.
22:27
Get we just ate. Everybody a.
22:29
Weird. How many Swedes subs up the ass?
22:31
Up the ass? We don't have what's on. Where.
22:34
You left in the middle. Son came back
22:36
with popcorn. He went on. I was or
22:38
was as he was. Care with your your
22:40
mark. Oh my god it's sickening. Ontario,
22:45
The gym bag of popcorn and that he a
22:47
pub gore and then I was like I'm going
22:49
to get max some new on. He goes agony.
22:52
I said what you're supposed to say really when
22:54
you're just watching a concert on every thing. He
22:56
bobby did a nice case. Army guys hungry I
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was some me. Known. Arm Okay
23:00
now I'm okay with no ads were
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not just like when every know she
23:04
grabs something he does be a say
23:06
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23:09
you as Josh Ago If he is
23:11
just going say you want something a
23:13
half and he goes and goes by
23:15
Yeah and I was like Josh you
23:17
hungry with autism Ah emerges yeah I'm
23:19
a burger is as as I from
23:21
Popeye as allowing you to move bay
23:23
for hindered with an S is by
23:25
Josh. So when using his popcorn. A.
23:28
Reserve or to me and our. A
23:31
gosh damn I can't say mine was
23:33
getting some on the radio. Pretty good
23:35
Hispanic. First thing that happened next to
23:37
us was there was our. Two.
23:40
Older black people and two older
23:43
white people. And. They
23:45
were separate. They were. They were in and reverse
23:47
Oreo though. The black people on the outside. And
23:49
the other where people in the inside which. Artists.
23:52
Are doing a wonderful voice for this
23:54
black guy. was an old jazz player
23:56
hangs who does me I was sick
23:58
of the voices since our yeah you
24:00
know the Arm and As or Mick
24:02
Jagger as As Boys still lasted until
24:04
you would You still get a boost,
24:06
you still get em on unless it
24:08
is an edgy versions F yeah I'm
24:10
so. I was your neck as with for
24:12
our van. To. Hispanic
24:15
couples came up because.
24:17
They're. The same seats, same ticket small boy
24:19
so's and yes deals meal yeah and ministers
24:21
getting into a white know until your in
24:24
the wrong see know you're in the rye
24:26
of and was the wrong seat for day
24:28
in a in a. Day.
24:30
In a in game is another sizes but
24:32
that's how we start the concert off so
24:35
it is Epa starting the lights good. Everybody
24:37
goes nuts and these be by my see
24:39
dotes your your to see my seeds. Or
24:42
and they were gone. So odd jobs as even
24:44
popcorn. Or. Watching this and
24:46
I made a joke about the
24:48
guy. The.
24:51
Hispanic guy next to me. As.
24:53
I say it was mix yeah I said Edward Mick
24:55
Jagger. But take. Out
24:57
mixer and may get.
25:00
A Hispanic guy and his
25:02
jaeger Sir now now, but
25:04
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25:06
Spanish. Yeah. You know not
25:09
mix got got it mode that
25:11
on the jagger few Spanish I'd
25:13
call on a Miguel. He I
25:15
guess I. Yes,
25:17
that's why you been on Broadway. Ah,
25:19
sleep, or on Broadway And I'm in
25:22
Studio Three As soon as I said.
25:25
Arm. And then just goes
25:27
is nobody listens. whole building vanilla
25:29
easily as eating popcorn. I.
25:31
Said that his ear and then he goes
25:33
you as I guess as good he was
25:35
I was gonna say. Low. Slowly
25:38
Boys and I mean
25:40
Rain sued Popcorn. Would
25:43
you stop wanting a seal
25:46
is decorated? My arm I
25:48
saw a hat. And
25:51
then he laughs sorry and and more
25:53
of his eyes. This is like having
25:55
a pet chimpanzee. There's nothing else like
25:57
him. There's one of the onset of.
26:00
His neighbor anymore he is ah had a
26:02
can say i look over one point in
26:04
the middle of a great song he's slicing
26:06
is see yes that's right he was forced
26:09
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26:11
why I go months at. Sea. Small
26:13
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26:15
How will not just a little nuggets
26:17
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26:20
Wasn't I saw it as on. Drugs as dying
26:22
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26:24
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32:58
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as has a soda is it offered
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33:22
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i last thing is gross would is i
33:35
don't think he even has a silly i
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most i had to something was like bear
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bomb ruin. But. For sure what others
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33:48
I had a thing over again. That's
33:50
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a whole program he i pretend there
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Christ almighty. It's like
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you're swinging little now, Particle:
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gonna say rained it on Me is
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every time I've said is us and we'd
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how you're gonna listen I'm in a hundred
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hammer. The worse I will I call. Him
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37:36
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38:02
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their face. It was a cover but
40:16
I can assess action was her first
40:18
number one I do oh most fertile
40:20
or guys was watching Mo Am arose
40:23
when Ups Lacrosse cards. As
40:28
executive differs this blows up as
40:30
a cover on I'll Build Was
40:32
is directed. As that of
40:34
a motel over now much more
40:36
amber the process as it is
40:39
that ever. Arm.
40:42
But. That guy. That. Before
40:45
the were song he goes. He
40:47
was bazargan goes. To. Believe
40:49
I have to pee again with his wife
40:51
is a weird things say because. He
40:54
never came back. clearly why would he he
40:56
migrants deftly leaving their but he's so used
40:58
to making cocaine excuses to go to the
41:00
bathroom see what we should. We were going
41:02
up here sir. I don't care why you're
41:04
walking. Is
41:06
I have always tried to kill the why because
41:09
I went missing it went to p series I
41:11
use it as the I was my worst nightmare
41:13
for hims we had it's own we had an
41:15
old couple next to us as said tasks the
41:17
guy just shook his own to see oh it
41:20
didn't bother anybody since the why it in one
41:22
place he has a slug, alcoholic loses. Has to
41:24
of the whole time we have a guy behind
41:26
us that was behind that old couple of guys
41:29
that I would say if he was behind me.
41:31
He. Would be. I. Am just I can deal with
41:33
a lot. But. I would have been thinking
41:35
about it. More. Than not was
41:38
this guy jumping. And
41:40
singing one hundred percent every word
41:42
of. One observer the song
41:44
the nuance he knew the Keith Richards
41:46
new one Sanders Bachus an you we
41:48
have video here is look and thus
41:51
him and I guy yes ah my
41:53
god the headband by the way and
41:55
silly it astounds had been and what
41:57
else is just as join and say.
42:00
They're out there, the all know exactly what to
42:02
do and I guess I enjoyed himself. in a
42:04
gun Was You and fourteen answers to the lady
42:06
next to that guy. You could see her face,
42:08
see every every time you look back her face
42:10
is like. A
42:13
sack of reason for that out of the day
42:16
they gave know exactly what I was I go
42:18
oh yeah you doing the right thing get a
42:20
hold of I wouldn't I would just talk about
42:22
it on multiple my phone at luckily I'm with
42:24
a millennial Bobby Kelly mine's phone out Ima insolence
42:26
or j his right eye are you know that.
42:29
Now. I'd appreciate people mental
42:31
illness Greece. Really
42:33
does. Easily years old was unborn seventeen years ago
42:35
the Hollywood Bowl and I was like wow this
42:37
by the last him and the yes a scam
42:39
and then he's running around on stage like he's
42:41
thirty years old. It was. I thought I was
42:44
in a Sox not surprising thing I was going
42:46
to be as as good as you seen it
42:48
was better I think there was great I think
42:50
do about it was unbelievable. He also had. Been.
42:53
In this inexplicable dude moment, there
42:55
will always. Talk. About.
42:58
And. Is funny when they come at a
43:00
know where there's no reason but Bobby
43:02
it's we made a core memory for
43:04
you or your age. What the fuck
43:06
is at a disadvantage days before memory
43:08
for you? I'm sitting next to fall
43:10
being sincere Bobby trying to do is
43:12
in Rio. First of all it was
43:14
a young deal in here who were
43:16
gonna look a young building minute other
43:19
young villain are. Put. Up with
43:21
a water bottle between his feet and. Jumped.
43:23
Up to lift the bottle up and in the bottle was in
43:25
the and and he caught it with him. Body.
43:28
Sabi than did it to. While. Then.
43:31
Dylan did it as an added
43:33
into it or slipping the bottle
43:35
and it landing on space. Solid.
43:39
And. Then Bobby became obsessed with doing
43:41
that and it took him a lot
43:43
of tries so me try setting people
43:45
that were. Not. Involved in
43:47
giving a shit in this at all. We're.
43:49
Now over shoulders and looking. And when Bobby
43:51
Kelly's through this thing up and it landed
43:54
on space. Twenty. People.
43:57
It because his before they.
44:00
Com it out I am as those
44:02
during the show, tailgating another half hour
44:04
to a movie, Know tailgating and just
44:06
I do. I know those moments as
44:08
Bobby felt so good You are see
44:10
was smiling uncontrollably after we cheered for
44:12
my Doesn't Absolve. I'll say it again,
44:14
there's nothing like people cheering. See you.
44:18
Just I loved it. It sells that I'm
44:20
fifty three and a self desert what everybody
44:22
wants to see. I even Dawn didn't want
44:24
to think this who gives a as a
44:26
big deal by and see got wrapped the
44:28
everyone was stoked on this thing happening for
44:31
some I seen her cited in three years
44:33
is necessary to do and I apologize us
44:35
I bring you have club because. You.
44:37
Were out of the room and you were
44:39
upstairs when you came up. Both other times.
44:44
When we were outside a happy is This is a nice
44:46
to the center. Of he
44:48
went I'm a i'm on the south as
44:51
soon as a young comic don't goes around
44:53
me by some some spots on him and
44:55
we say shake his hand and seems to
44:57
have so. For. College. Who
44:59
else on earth I brought. Don't.
45:02
came over and I was like memory as
45:04
the hey. He
45:06
said hey to me and Bobby as a
45:08
colleague were in the shook hands and then
45:10
don't with and kiss Crusty on top of
45:12
the head gent which I didn't think much.
45:14
Show is. Handling
45:17
such as I have been where the
45:19
costs are within out. now I was
45:22
a within a lot of places of
45:24
these young bucks. Okay. Did.
45:26
Acknowledge me. As I did
45:29
it will barely It was barely
45:31
barely nine. Mean Jack Shit Collins
45:33
hands first then kissed for seen
45:35
on the head like a loving
45:37
mother and then. Gave. Yo
45:39
what's up and then. Didn't. Turn around gave
45:41
me the piece. From the
45:43
back of the headset. On
45:46
any when it does today. So I
45:48
decided to deal is exactly the superdelegates
45:50
here. Christine A When a woman so
45:53
seized as yes, senator you and then
45:55
the two guys it put you on
45:57
the shine as I deal is. Cause
46:00
it said you I saw allows you
46:02
to hire you as a run off
46:04
a to be terrorists that of for
46:07
years so rules. I was proud to
46:09
have higher retiring and identified Susan all
46:11
reasons your users and developers shows That
46:14
goes on though I was done by
46:16
the dinner and down I was the
46:18
barbecue Though you acknowledge me like Shane
46:20
acknowledges a fan and a subway. Every
46:24
know that you really are so and over that
46:26
without reading so many be such a big holding
46:28
pattern. Did you see me get excited about. A
46:30
hurrah of slipping a bottle I
46:32
won't get. I've
46:34
loved every second of us over five
46:37
and zealous hello I say we're getting
46:39
off the senior. I've filled with
46:41
would they were saying about would have an
46:43
outside was. I sat idly
46:45
by. While. You walked up and
46:47
stuff the cock and for scenes mouth a
46:50
Saudi Arabia has. Centered
46:52
Christine by the Wages were my. And
46:55
I was just like oh no this is what's
46:57
yours are now either that's how they made me
46:59
feel about I was just like ah dunes given
47:01
his mom or my head because I thought has
47:03
always been raising Dylan's to the last. The.
47:09
Love Child is the procedure to
47:11
care of a lot of kids
47:14
in this business Served as the
47:16
annually. Well as under thirty. Yeah
47:19
I know is the guy from prison.
47:21
Like the old puppies. So
47:24
we like she likes adopting things. It
47:26
was the keys robbers, the school and
47:28
was this policy of like i'm going
47:30
to come with me on is also
47:32
the Kevin Spacey Room and sense that
47:34
sounds right? Oh yes it's got the
47:36
message about just talked so much of
47:38
the tons of his to sell out.
47:41
Forgot about that. Just
47:44
talked to. Sales British came out of
47:46
his i was of the crown preserve
47:48
his crown on Amazon, a parking lot.
47:50
Because he was eating what it is. Candies,
47:52
max, everything. All
47:55
of it there was a killer. The combo
47:57
plate of Gop, a Goal or sour patch
47:59
water. Magda little bags,
48:01
candy and of course just had to dip
48:04
into that do fifty them as his game
48:06
it is plotted to fellow max did one
48:08
of the phone assumes he gave me one
48:10
promo and he has we have a beef
48:13
stick with she's now. Because.
48:15
Jacqui since and he is here ago and
48:17
I was like a oh normal get on
48:19
podium former. Thanks so much Negus. I.
48:22
Gotta for you and I was like oh
48:24
I'm taking it for the car of the
48:26
hotel physicists the I Gotta for you max
48:28
nice not to give them and I did
48:30
Okay we're just having a brief and she's
48:32
as as a rated everybody on the fly
48:34
home. As soon as we hit the higher
48:36
his I am I let you knows number
48:39
one. I. Have read every
48:41
but he berate everybody He wrote my god
48:43
when raining now say already here and as
48:45
a group you are you He has his
48:47
own parents know we weren't in it. Okay
48:49
see you guys are out Our party balance
48:51
out as the the rate of be had
48:53
slapped he's out to make him walk home.
48:56
He has also out so it's a suitably
48:58
me. Christine Dylan Yep. Ah, Tom.
49:01
Large of in. Rate. Lot
49:03
of tom tom Tom jobs Dylan
49:05
you and one to time with
49:08
the ratings numbers it was number
49:10
Know who's best and worst or
49:12
best of guy like that. Who
49:15
do you think? I'm curious? What? Was
49:17
it was my list? List.
49:21
Ah I think Tom weirdly know satellite
49:23
schmooze with kids and they think he's
49:25
like pretty cool and funny. He may
49:28
have done drugs and giving you some
49:30
some beer when you are looking. that's
49:32
why. I'm gonna say tom. Among
49:35
us as we do, you say that because
49:37
in the middle of the concept he actually.
49:39
Sat down and put his head
49:42
down and then went. Data.
49:44
Just blacked out. And. Let any
49:46
more Coke. Her
49:49
sixty and I just blacked out. Am I
49:51
glad he's x I? I just went somewhere
49:53
else and like. Maybe. Seats
49:56
He was hypnotized by the music's amazing
49:58
and might have enough cited. The white
50:00
settlers from some. Other
50:02
side is your you might have been
50:04
waggle as night but are gonna cost
50:06
one hundred and as as was have
50:09
no chance Zola Bone always lose a
50:11
lot of wiggle around don't he now
50:13
lives in is nowhere near I'm ah
50:15
I'm with as pretty hilarious though we
50:17
asked him obvious obvious a tom. Christine's.
50:21
In Christie's it. I
50:24
think that seems ago mom's friend type thing.
50:26
Some as see Dylan. To. Said
50:30
Tom Dylan. The I was a top two
50:32
via. Ah, I'm. Me:
50:35
Okay, Await.
50:39
Ship. Me: And
50:41
then. Christine. Than.
50:44
Just as a josh might be.
50:46
last place only because I think
50:48
he came over one point. And.
50:50
Like our Johnson and were playing around and
50:52
even over and way too hard by the
50:55
way but it is. Max is like punched
50:57
like in his arm and then like princely
50:59
two more times a really really hard music
51:01
is a juggling I Max and how's even
51:04
thousand and next six practically I get up
51:06
on my guy he's playing with you what
51:08
he did when you're hitting like full power
51:10
of Muslim what is like walking like playing
51:12
with you knowing a body right the fuck
51:15
is a society's him how to throw a
51:17
punch right way I gotta practice. As as
51:19
he said his. Arm Zazi jobs we let
51:21
just for that because he was young when
51:23
the have like an awkward probably moment fred
51:25
all would you say fallen I say probably
51:28
prejudge up one has some guilty he went
51:30
to cover his tracks is probably like a
51:32
beverage josh for behind closed doors though now
51:34
you'd really say i think josh in a
51:36
public ranking he proud of a josh hi
51:38
or to win points by closed doors now
51:40
is just a guy who made him uncomfortable
51:42
for simply punching him a that I'm being.
51:48
I did was punched. this is don't hard. And I
51:51
was your there but I like his
51:53
allergies lamp resolved itself would do it
51:55
out. I rate for stealing miles. Let
51:57
us humans have one thing either of
51:59
and Spain. Okay, You
52:02
the disease from before. Just as
52:05
very boss again he's a young
52:07
boy, hormones or a derisive. I
52:09
watch that lose all out already.
52:11
Dylan loses house yesterday for our
52:13
moral day or Timberly What his
52:15
daughter who's teenager. And
52:18
our. And. James and
52:20
I mean this girl. Was.
52:22
Beating the shit at a James and this pool
52:24
and James was just his tongue. My arms would
52:27
have that his mouth a student beating with a
52:29
smile. You don't keep jumping around or boobs or
52:31
baths and James's like some they're getting whacked in
52:33
the face with his pool noodle does I saw
52:35
a haha. Oh hey
52:37
hey, I'm losing. Ah, accounts of
52:40
years other get that confuse Boehner
52:42
with the but earlier or. I'm.
52:47
Chrissie. With ago I went out of. Jail.
52:51
Time. So.
52:55
Tongue has the same dilemma
52:57
in yell and stuff is
52:59
right here. Ah, something's wrong
53:01
with it was as he
53:03
Dylan's young boys is there.
53:06
More emphasis: I quiet or whatever the
53:08
right the morning, wright, who Plaza has
53:11
I can remember that sort of the
53:13
hell outta your? Was
53:15
Jane Christine. Together. As
53:18
a unit is s his favorite.
53:21
Okay favorite game Christine He first
53:23
said jay. And.
53:25
Then I was and then he was none in
53:28
in a casino. J together as a look at
53:30
number one. Nice Number two. Is.
53:38
Tom. Tom was number two he was
53:40
Tom ah like dry hagel a t shirt
53:42
tie any like I almost cried that as
53:44
as a specific black dude almost as cried
53:46
at Tom showed no he was just I've
53:48
seen that before a few people have their
53:50
personality to walk ups I always assumed the
53:52
guy some t shirt zaza selling drugs has
53:54
a gun and once the kill me in
53:56
this is only a ploy to get the
53:58
be there. He came up to me and
54:00
Max in the parking lot yoga teachers ago
54:02
see that guy with the goofy hair tied
54:04
the tall guy he wanted someone I just
54:06
said them over to them because I just
54:08
want to disease I would assume go over
54:10
inside with Tom does he was looking for
54:12
that. These a guy was emphasis team minutes
54:14
and then he goes the massacres it as
54:16
you can have a pay full price shows
54:18
get a handle of dow Max yeah I
54:20
mean how does not know it got tense
54:22
still a that's our that the guy was
54:25
because I'm out here trying to work mount
54:27
how to make money goes you can make
54:29
money by. Make money on by the
54:31
me earlier sit ups they do for the same
54:33
thirty dollars for deserts and they kept gonna guess
54:35
i'll see you after the selfish you'll be here
54:37
Are ya know that sort of a C and
54:39
three hours buddy. We're going to do it now.
54:41
Receive three hours when almost give you five less
54:43
the necessary and then son of a bitch or.
54:46
There's a thousands of years Yes, Father.
54:49
Brother at one point was his balls professor
54:51
thing with whole series of your buddy chief
54:53
guy he's one of those If we are
54:55
now guy I'm sure to what were you
54:57
here you know teeth? come on the are
55:00
here to Tom then. Dylan.
55:03
And. And don't just as last, Josh we
55:05
were all earnest right? except for I split
55:07
at me and Jams and now for myself.
55:09
Josh His last I'm telling you this was
55:12
that was it was received. Your writing is
55:14
your rent. It was not great, was horrible
55:16
to my razor. It's if I split Being
55:18
Jewish and Muslim. That's
55:21
women times. I didn't know him as
55:23
a unit. Your unit we all put
55:25
together as a unit as woman speak
55:28
for our he's at Mcmaster. Loves Big
55:30
Jets. And. We the concert world go in
55:32
and takes us a big changes. wasn't him. I
55:35
may I get a photo of it's he
55:37
says was originally like he's his dad. I
55:39
had a great moment with Max by the
55:42
way of we are with some you touch
55:44
them for custom. What he was hard was
55:46
just caught. Receptive. Metastasis
55:51
now, but we had a couple of
55:53
the past. You know it's funny. I'd
55:55
say Athens over so I am I
55:57
laughing. has you molesting my just under
55:59
two. Weekend or his chair. say something.
56:01
You know I'd be nice was it
56:03
is as it ever has. You know
56:05
I go to his face. arm muscles
56:07
to hell for an officer and a.
56:12
Snob six years ago says for his assess
56:14
as know we had a couple I learned
56:17
early the day you can't I'm trying to
56:19
give him I'm too. For. Him
56:21
to. Enjoy this.
56:24
With. Me with too much morning. So there
56:26
was a couple times where I see young
56:28
girls with her but she sang at woken
56:30
by i give max little like body. Went
56:32
over there and he would almost turn away
56:34
from and walk away because it was too
56:36
much like he's embarrassed of what he's gonna
56:39
react to that with. What? I
56:41
did share with them once or twice as
56:43
the rest in i was i look the
56:45
i'm looking at some girls as and I
56:47
looked down and i see ah Max looking
56:49
and I go right. Any
56:52
would have a smile and like like look
56:54
away he puts as he does he can't
56:56
given like that. Hey son Lug I you
56:58
know I write the creepy they have an
57:00
uncle shown you're new to magazine rhyme you're
57:02
going to find it there and ah so
57:04
yeah. but when I was my som already
57:06
I was just like that's what I'm talking
57:08
about. Things like that sense of personal now
57:10
is Tom. Are yours for
57:12
Isis Health. And
57:15
clinical salesman crime a sales during our
57:17
salesmen lawyers know since gangs and stuff
57:19
away at on the part of the
57:21
korean a man additive. I so enjoy
57:24
those concerts I was kind of don't
57:26
ah mostly. oh yes areas yeah sites
57:28
on. His daughter actually
57:30
cause I looked like a Bob's Burgers tax every.
57:34
It's undeniable. His handler Santa Ana see if
57:36
is hairless a he puts it on before
57:38
he goes out. It's. Insane
57:40
near. By the way, that's product, it does.
57:43
I found out after seeing him in a
57:45
pool area as death. That
57:48
have oh my God insect Dan
57:50
Soder. How that
57:52
can be brothers since it so his
57:55
brother who stays the same house like
57:57
a gentleman island. As as as
57:59
this out. The birth of i
58:01
don't dress or he dresses good.
58:04
Tom. Dresses soggy. I like the way
58:06
to address a swanky pursue happiness on
58:08
quiet Laura Earth as far along are
58:10
not even ranks to I've been around
58:12
since you don't with a number not
58:15
next door neighbor I hate me and.in
58:17
the remember. Our
58:19
the other one ah the other girl that
58:22
was there. Now he loves you so much
58:24
it's it's crazy how much he loves. Call
58:26
know the the number one if we're going
58:28
to rank them all. On all
58:30
my friends it was it's it's quiz I
58:32
you know it's quantify the right now I
58:34
was go do something after the concert that
58:36
was very funny to me I tried so
58:38
you could or you could hear it I
58:41
was saying the less him now as we
58:43
do that before the don't think I was
58:45
on the free games coming out with all
58:47
new dawn and know I sell it's as
58:49
a result was stoned or it's such a
58:51
hilarious idea from a speech to Max Zip
58:53
For some reason I was don't know though
58:55
I did I thought funny idea I know
58:57
I know some reason I know I was
58:59
guys it was weird. wasn't a five hundred
59:01
dollars worth a read as far as or
59:04
not I was thinking about it as an
59:06
eclipse nest at one time stones and on
59:08
them I was a thing. I was taught
59:10
to Max and be like Max was in
59:12
them. It's a right now. Do. Not
59:14
smoke cigarettes despite. How
59:17
super cool Your uncle J must make it
59:19
look to U S housing and talking with
59:21
a hang out of my mouth when he
59:23
on those all the other great things must
59:25
look like it's so no that's not going
59:27
to want his habit. your life. As
59:30
I get rid of it, I can't put. The. Only
59:32
benefit is is while kills me I
59:34
do I know I looked so just
59:37
brutal his not to the whole causes
59:39
has a lot less developed. Awesome staff.
59:41
Have a good day. Pack.
59:45
Yeah. To on cigarettes. lot of said it's
59:47
a lot nowadays. as usual nearly attacked was
59:49
like algae cut. now is she Oh yeah
59:51
for sounds like fact nobody shows up. I
59:53
think it's hell's like to three way I
59:55
smoked it I smoked in fact today I
59:57
have ever so nice as use the he's.
1:00:00
Really he's to smoke cigars. During.
1:00:02
Tough crowd, Huge. Huge.
1:00:04
He sees the smoke off. Fucking
1:00:06
box A box of cigars a
1:00:09
day. That's twenty cigars a day.
1:00:11
Not only is that a lot
1:00:13
of cigars, that's a lotta money
1:00:15
as a are an issue. Inhale
1:00:17
I'm to Sydney smoke most when
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