Sarah is so happy to be home owner (except for all the things that break, go wrong, and cost money)! She's adulting hard today. We learn about astronauts who are stranded at the International Space Station and Sarah is probably panicking more t

Tell Them You Love Me, Bear Attack, & Oscar Pistorius

6 days ago 1h

Susie's back in the New World, and has a mysterious illness caused by a mystery creature. Her medical anomalies never stop. Sarah is back from a pirate ship adventure where she fought the law and the law won. We discuss the controversial docume

Muppet Movie, Clam Diggers, & Bongo Justice

10 days ago 1h 1m

Sarah's breakup has gotten dirty, and Susie is livid. Thoughts and prayers to that man. We discuss the Jim Henson Idea Man documentary, the price of changing the world and what you lose if you're ambitious, and how his childhood may have had a

Stingray Scandal, Tony Danza, & Internet in the Wild

13 days ago 1h 3m

Sarah is in the "carpentry" era of her single lifestyle, and she's whipping up a coffee table. We learn how to spot overpriced furniture. Sarah is in mourning over the "pregnant" stingray who is mysteriously not pregnant and the aquarium that t

Green Flags, Zookeepers, & Dance with the Devil

17 days ago 1h 1m

Sarah wants to thank all the lesbians and allies for welcoming her back into the fold. She explains why she thinks she's following in her grandma's power lez footsteps. We hear about "green flags" women have when they're dating a guy, and we're

Banksy Museum, What's Your Sign, & Slap Fighting

20 days ago 1h

There's a new Banksy museum in New York that has not been approved by the artist, but if he were to sue them he might reveal his closely guarded anonymity, and we are delighted that someone might beat him at his own game. We discuss Kansas City

Serenity Prayer, Dangerous Energy, & Atomic Priesthood

24 days ago 1h 2m

You asked for personal stuff, so we're giving it to you. Hear how Sarah is dealing with the hysterectomy aftermath and accepting she won't bear children. We discuss the idea of a meritocracy and the lottery of life that can make you feel out of

Cheese Addiction, Fake Canadians, & Hug Rights

27 days ago 1h 1m

We get an update on MouseGate 2024, and hear why Sarah left it "in God's hands." Susie says snakes on an island off of Los Angeles are getting aggressive and are proving Darwin wrong. A woman went to rehab for her cheese addiction, and we hear

Mouse House, Puppy Dog Eyes, & Dinosaur Wings

Jun 6th, 2024 1h 4m

It's an animal-themed episode for better or for WAY worse. Sarah reports on a new dinosaur fossil discovered in silica, which preserved its strange, patchy feathers and scaly skin, but made her wonder why the devil he had teeny tiny arms (that

Ashley Madison, Diss Tracks, & Near Death Experiences

Jun 3rd, 2024 1h 42m

Sarah is thriving and we're here for it! She even joined a special club of like-minded people, and it's kind of hilarious, but also awesome. We talk about the Ashley Madison dating site for married people seeking affairs and how the documentary

Broken Noses, Hungry Judges, & Handwriting Memories

May 30th, 2024 1h 4m

Sarah has big news, and we're so excited for her next chapter. She's growing up, making moves, and being committed. We discuss the Westminster Kennel Dog Show and the amazing dogs and their quirky owners. We learn about the Hungry Judge Effect

Furries, Liars, and Not Safe For Work

May 27th, 2024 1h 3m

Susie wants to understand the allure of furries. Is this costumed situation kinky or innocuous (just the fur, baby!)? And would you be ok with your college professor doing his lectures in a full costume? We discuss a new Only Fans sensation, Gi

Single Sarah, Musical Death, & Northern Lights

May 23rd, 2024 1h 10m

Sarah is a single lady again, and she wanted to share what happened, how she's feeling, and why she's, you guessed it, optimistic. Susie just wants to make sure Sarah gets custody of all of her electronics. Sarah had serious FOMO over the North

Jerry Lee Lewis, Conjoined Twins, & Psychopath Kids

May 20th, 2024 1h 4m

You spoke, we listened--you said you wanted more personal stories, so we're doing our best! Hear why Susie's eyeballs are mid and Sarah's on a tropical vacation. Susie talks about Jerry Lee Lewis, who is a rock-n-roll legend, but is highly prob

Fears for Tears, Mona Lisa's Eyes, & Dementia Identity

May 16th, 2024 1h 1m

Three cheers for lesbian weddings, and fingers crossed Sarah gets to have one someday. The Louvre is moving the Mona Lisa to the basement and now we want to know what the fuss is about her anyway. We debate whether Taylor Swift should use a pri

Stuffed Animals, Charlie Chaplin, & Titanic Grit

May 13th, 2024 1h 5m

Sarah has the Little League World Series fever, but really she just loves that they hug each other. Susie isn't so sure about all this touchy feely stuff, and is startled by the stats on the number of adults who sleep with stuffed animals. We r

Schrodinger's Cat, Fake Vegetables, & Microfeminism

May 9th, 2024 1h 4m

Sarah explains why latino families are happier about lending money and giving gifts to their family members, but Susie says cranky families are pretty fun too. Botanists want you to know there's no such thing as a vegetable despite literally ev

Hospital Beeps, North Korean Jeans, & Dog Hotels

May 6th, 2024 1h 1m

We talk about the gallery employee who surreptitiously hung up his own art and got fired as a result. Susie makes a confession about The Jinx that has us questioning her mental acuity. We discuss a documentary where a young man travels to a rem

Hospital Beeps, North Korean Jeans, & Dog Hotels

May 6th, 2024 1h 1m

Disney Adults, B Movement, & Snoop Dogg's Promise

May 2nd, 2024 1h

Sarah says we need to amend Marie Kondo's guide for decluttering by reminding people of the responsibilities of possession ownership. We hear why Inside Out 2 is committed to representing the interior lives of teenage girls and Sarah tries to c

Orthotics, Bluey, & Space Junk

Apr 29th, 2024 1h 3m

Sarah wants to get her groove back, so she got some brand new...custom, orthotic insoles. Ma'am wants to get her groove back sensibly, in comfortable, menopausal shoes. Susie talks about the new season of the Jinx, which chronicles the murder c

Men Behaving Badly, Hip Hop Dance, & Art Heist

Apr 25th, 2024 58m 54s

Sarah had an unusual live comedy experience at the Demetri Martin special taping, and it took her back to her Real World days. She claims she did badly in her hip hop dance class despite being in the "top 25% of dancers." We learn about Sarah's

Cold Plunge, Good Grief, & Blair Witch Project

Apr 22nd, 2024 1h 2m

Susie wants Sarah to have a Costa Rican tropical getaway, and Sarah agrees, but she is also thinking of going fly fishing and doing cold plunges, so this could go downhill fast. We talk about Charles Shultz, the creator of Peanuts and Charlie B

Octopus Parents, Fun Town, & Music Ban

Apr 18th, 2024 1h 2m

Sarah wants a dog and Susie thinks it's because Sarah prefers chaos. New York City is trying to curb their rat problem by giving them birth control, but we have some logistical questions. A little boy who is obsessed with octopuses (octopi?) co

Totality Awesome, Goat Custody Battle, & Conjoined Twins

Apr 15th, 2024 1h

We are still recovering from our reunion in Pittsburgh and Philly, and we're sharing our adventures at WrestleCon, seeing the eclipse, and having a girls road trip. Susie talks about an investigation into a little girl who raised a goat for the