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Come with me and

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you'll be in

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a world of

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your imagination

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. Take

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a look and

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you'll see into

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your imagination

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. We'll begin

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with a spin

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, traveling

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in the world of

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my creation . The

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world we'll see will

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defy explanation

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. The

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world we'll see will defy explanation . The

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world we'll see will defy explanation . The

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world we'll see will defy explanation . He's

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a father , a brother , an icon

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to those that know him . He is Endaver

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Empire . Come

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with me , come

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with

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me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with

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me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me , come

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with me . So

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me , as I'm driving , I'm

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looking for the wow factor

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, you know the , the big boom , because

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I didn't see a fire truck , an

7:30

ambulance or nothing in sight . So I'm

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like I guess it's one of those days

7:34

. I mean , it's hot as hell outside . Nobody feel like

7:36

working car goes up in flames . We just want to keep filling

7:39

up our cars . Now , me personally , if

7:41

I seen shit like that , I'm in the car

7:43

, I'm in the car , in the truck , and I'm hauling ass

7:45

because you know gas is combustible . So

7:48

you never know what the hell's gonna happen . It's so much unpredictable

7:50

. And yeah , I know there's fail-saves

7:52

in the pumps , but still , you

7:54

know it . All it takes is that one wrong person and

7:56

I'm gonna like this cigarette up , and then you

7:58

got one fire already

8:00

going in , here comes another one . This is the

8:02

big grand finale . You know , I thought

8:04

for sure the shit was gonna be on the news , but I guess

8:07

it wouldn't . So that

8:10

was my day , you know , fun day , but

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hot . You know , I'm not sure what part of

8:14

the country you guys are , but we're in the heart of

8:16

America and it is

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hot , or it was so hot

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. I mean , I seen a bird just flying

8:23

and he just crashed

8:25

out into the to what I thought

8:27

was a pond , but he was

8:29

met with very Disappointing because

8:31

when he got down it was nothing but dust

8:33

. So you might have been thought he was seeing shit . You

8:36

know how like you're in the desert and you think

8:38

you see water . Well , that's the way he felt

8:40

. So , whatever , I

8:43

Tell

8:45

you what . It is some weird

8:47

shit going on in this world today

8:50

, you know , and

8:52

as the days go

8:55

by just gets weirder and weirder . You know , see , back

8:57

in our day was more civil , more

8:59

civilized . We didn't have this kind of shit . You

9:01

know , I mean we did . We know how to deal with it , right

9:03

. So before

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we get to the show and the letter , I'm

9:07

gonna give you guys one more thing . So I kid

9:09

you not , jesus , as I'm scrolling

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through Instagram , apparently there are all types

9:14

of people that have beef with each other

9:16

and , unbeknownst

9:18

to me , I didn't know the

9:20

the deaf people

9:22

have be too . I've never seen that shit

9:24

before . That's something you don't even see . I

9:27

mean , you see it on TV , but that's like a controlled

9:29

environment . So I'm pretty sure if

9:31

you guys have or have not seen this video

9:33

that's circling around on IG

9:36

or snap or whatever Facebook

9:39

, whatever it is . I kid you not , jesus

9:41

, and I couldn't really laugh because I was trying

9:44

to figure out is this real ? So

9:46

there are three women and they

9:48

are hearing impaired and they

9:50

were on either Facebook live

9:53

, I think , was Facebook live , and

9:55

apparently they were beefing with somebody who they're beefing

9:57

with . I have no idea . All I

9:59

got was and and sign

10:01

language and they were doing

10:03

the . You know , okay , it's like the thing that does the undertaker

10:06

where you cut , like you're gonna cut

10:08

his head off and he he goes across his

10:10

neck . That was going on . I

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kid you not , I spent a whole damn hour

10:14

trying to Interpret what they

10:16

were saying . I came up with zero , zero

10:20

results . You hear me , zero results

10:22

. And I mean the crazy thing is this beef

10:24

was so real . I was like , is this really happening

10:26

? Dude , deaf people , really beef ? And then she

10:28

appointed down to her dudes down

10:30

at the end of the Stairs . I

10:32

mean they gotta be either Dominican or Mexican

10:35

or whatever the hell they are . I don't really care . I

10:37

just never seen that shit before and I thought that was like

10:39

really what the hell Does

10:43

this ? I mean I didn't even

10:45

think they beef with people like that

10:47

. I mean , sure , you know my

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sister's disabled and she's just mean . She's

10:52

mean for no reason . I mean we try

10:54

to get her to be nice , but she's just honoree as

10:56

hell . I mean I don't know why , but

10:58

I still love her and she's my sister

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. But apparently People

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from all walks of life can have issues

11:04

with somebody . I to this day don't know who they

11:06

were dealing with or who they were talking to . And

11:09

of course the comments section went crazy

11:11

. You know there were comments on there that

11:13

I shouldn't have laughed at . That I did laugh

11:15

at , but I didn't laugh too hard , because it's

11:17

just weird , because you never see this shit

11:20

. You know , and this is what brings you to , to

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, to the show that

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we're gonna have today or that we're

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doing . I'm sorry I didn't give an introduction . For

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those of y'all who don't know , my name is Derek . I

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am endeavor empire . Welcome

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to the show . I'm sorry . I just been rambling

11:35

on about this , rounding on about that

11:37

and I don't know . It's just been a weird

11:39

, weird week in a weird day

11:42

. You know , she's been going

11:44

crazy and the shit that I see . I'm

11:46

just like a maze . You know , I'm

11:48

like how does this even work ? I

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mean , the whole thing is I sit

11:53

here for an hour trying to figure out the translation

11:55

of the sign language . If that wasn't worse

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, though I was trying to figure out , I was looking for more videos

11:59

to see if they actually went to go Do what they say

12:01

they were gonna do . I don't even know how this happened

12:03

. I'm not gonna read another comments because

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to some it might be funny , but

12:08

to others I'm not trying to poke fun at the hearing and pair

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, because I respect all people . I

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know it's not funny , but my god , the comments

12:15

were like I mean , it was like comedy

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central , I mean

12:19

on a Wednesday , so go figure

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. In any event , this

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brings me to . This

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brings me to a letter

12:32

that was submitted by a listener

12:34

that

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apparently is going through some weird shit in

12:39

his relationship . Shit

12:42

is so weird . I've never heard of this before . I

12:45

mean Kind of sort of , but

12:47

not really . But when I read

12:49

this letter the first time , I was like completely

12:51

in awe and amazed and I

12:54

was trying to get more clarification from the

12:56

guy that wrote this letter

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because clearly , clearly

13:03

, I thought that this couldn't be real . But

13:05

I tell you what , when I get through reading this

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letter , I can assure you that it's . I

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think it is real Because , as

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I share with stories before about some people believing

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or drinking too much of their own damn Kool-Aid

13:17

shit is real . So

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this

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guy's name well

13:26

, no , yeah

13:29

, this guy's name is Casper , which

13:33

is ironic enough when I read this letter

13:35

, because it gets really weird

13:37

and I gotta be honest

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with you , this is some shit I don't

13:41

even get down on . But you know what ? I indulge

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my listeners , so I will indulge this letter Without

13:46

further ado . Here we go . Derek

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, hey , how are you ? Have

13:54

you ever been with someone who constantly believes

13:56

in something that is totally not real . Here

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is my problem . Describe been

14:01

dating for the better part of five months , think

14:03

zombies are real yeah , as well

14:05

as everybody else does . I don't know

14:07

how we ended up together because clearly she

14:10

has issues . Until

14:12

this day , I don't understand how we

14:14

talk , how the talk of zombies came

14:16

up . She's definitely one of those that if

14:18

you tell her something that's fiction , then she tries

14:20

to explain as if it's really

14:23

happening right now . Like

14:25

take , for instance , the walking dead . You've

14:27

seen it . Yeah , we've all seen the walking dead . She

14:30

thinks that it will definitely happen

14:32

yeah , as well as everybody else . I

14:34

Told her that

14:36

it's clearly not in that it's clearly not possible

14:39

. And she said wait and see

14:41

. Then I will be thanking her and I'm like what

14:43

the hell ? Thanking her for zombie apocalypse

14:45

. Seriously , who makes this

14:47

shit up ? She

14:50

loves Rob zombie . Do you know

14:52

who Rob Do you know that is ? I know Rob zombie

14:54

is . That dude is awesome . He's freaking electric

14:56

. I like his music and let's

14:58

the very listen to various podcasts

15:00

about zombie dude . What the hell ? This

15:07

is crazy . It's crazy . I

15:09

was crazy . I don't even do this shit . It's

15:11

crazy . One day she scared

15:13

the hell out of me and I saw her . I

15:17

saw her eating raw red

15:19

meat like 2 am In

15:21

the fucking morning . These

15:25

are his words , not mine , cuz you know I don't use the word

15:27

ever word on my podcast or whatever . So

15:29

I'm reading his letter in entirety . So

15:32

keep in mind when I found in the kitchen eating

15:34

eating it , I

15:38

thought she was eating the fucking cat

15:40

who

15:42

eats a cat . I had

15:45

a bet in my hand . I almost laid her the

15:47

fuck out with no hesitation . I've

15:51

lost it . Well , thank you . Well

15:54

, mr T was alright . Your cat is

15:56

named mr T . Oh my god

15:58

, this is crazy . I

16:00

asked her what the hell are you doing

16:03

, case ? She replies I was seeing if I would turn

16:05

into a zombie . What

16:10

the hell , dude ? I don't get

16:12

to tell this shit . It's

16:15

getting to the point where I've had enough . I

16:18

don't know what was your first clue . I

16:20

can't even watch a dumb ass scary movie because of

16:22

what she would say or do In

16:24

the beginning . It was cool . Oh

16:28

, we really watch her movies about

16:30

zombies . Is this what the world is coming

16:33

to ? 26 years

16:35

old and I'm not old enough

16:37

to know when , when the zombie

16:39

thing , when the zombie thing is a thing . I can't

16:41

deal with this shit . Oh God

16:46

, you know I try to keep this shit together . Check this

16:48

shit out . So I talked to her and told her that

16:50

this shit is too weird for me , and I'm about

16:53

to do . Do you know what the hell she said

16:55

to me ? Oh , she

16:58

said it's okay , when I turn I'll come

17:01

, I might

17:03

be a fan . Yeah Right

17:07

, this shit , who does

17:09

this ? Is this one . It's just real . Oh , oh

17:13

my god , do you know ? I let everything in

17:15

the fucking house , got my car

17:17

and dipped out . If I had wings I

17:19

would have flown , but then again I left

17:21

. So damn quickly . I was flying

17:23

either either way or I

17:25

was clearly high . You see

17:27

what ? Now you talking to her man

17:31

, derek , I

17:33

don't know who or what I got myself into , but clearly

17:35

I think

17:38

it's going to be a bit of a ride

17:40

date , maybe a week or two . Listen

17:43

, man , you said we could email you about

17:45

anything . Bro , what's your take

17:47

on this ? Casper dude

17:49

, his name is Casper , the girl's name is

17:51

Casey . Yeah , you said PS

17:54

, that's my real name . Oh

17:59

, give me a minute . Oh

18:06

, my goodness , I'm choking . This is not good . It's not

18:08

good . Hmm

18:11

, hmm , oh

18:13

, my God , oh Jesus , I tell

18:15

you OK . So , casper

18:19

, first off , dude , dude

18:21

, freaking sweet . The letter

18:23

was , oh my goodness

18:25

, definitely something , to definitely

18:28

something to get

18:30

my show started today . Dude

18:32

, the crazy thing

18:34

is , dude , you wrote this letter . Oh

18:39

yeah , oh my God , I'm

18:42

trying to keep this together for y'all , but

18:45

I just don't know how to take

18:47

shit like this , you know , because the

18:49

sad thing is , it's true , there

18:51

are people out there who actually think that zombies

18:54

are real . I assure you they

18:56

are not . But you can't tell people

18:58

that , listen , when you drink too much

19:00

of the Kool-Aid , get

19:02

too high on your own supply . This

19:06

is the ending result . You feel me , you

19:09

feel what I'm saying ? I mean

19:11

, the hell with Kevin . This is real

19:13

, oh Jesus

19:15

, oh , let me

19:17

bring it back . Let me bring it back . So , oh

19:22

, casper , first off , as

19:26

myself and my late wife

19:28

, when the walking dead aired , which

19:30

was back in October

19:33

of 2010 , we

19:36

thought for sure that this world would happen . It

19:38

would be some kind of apocalypse . But keep

19:40

in mind , the Walking

19:42

Dead series has been around forever

19:45

ago , for ages , I mean . I can remember

19:47

looking at

19:49

Zombie

19:52

movies from back in the day , and

19:56

this is when I was . This

19:59

is back when I was young , when I was a young one , when

20:02

I was a young , so this is

20:04

nothing new . The only difference is it's a lot more

20:06

in depth than

20:10

it was versus

20:13

our time , because see

20:15

back , then we it

20:17

was a lot more graphic , a little bit more , you

20:19

know , and we didn't have all this

20:21

high fine , the sci-fi shit that we have today

20:24

. So , of course , everything that's made

20:26

to look real is

20:28

actually , you know . It gets everybody

20:30

thinking , you know , because when

20:32

we look at stuff like this , we think , and we sit and think

20:34

you're like Holy shit , this could really happen

20:37

. And then we're all sitting around here thinking

20:39

like how , if this happened , what would we do , you

20:42

know ? So here's

20:45

what I'm telling you . I gotta do what I would do . I

20:48

kid you not , I

20:50

could be sitting here on this podcast right

20:52

now and one of my kids

20:55

say oh my God , dad

20:57

Cody

20:59

bid me . Do you know what

21:02

? All I got a year , holy

21:08

crap . All I got to hear is let me

21:11

tell you what's going to happen

21:13

. I'm playing

21:15

for you , president . I'm going to tell you what's going to happen . Oh

21:18

, here we go . All I got to do is hear

21:20

that and this is exactly what's going to happen . Yeah

22:01

, that's how you go

22:03

here for me , real talk . If

22:05

you didn't get it , I'm going to navigate

22:07

it for you . Okay , this

22:10

has gone . Go , let me navigate this

22:12

thing for you . All I got to

22:14

do again is hear what my

22:16

kids get bid , and all I got to hear and

22:19

they start saying this is going to happen . This

22:23

is me peeling out the driveway . It's

22:27

me down the street Just

22:31

sitting there waiting to see if anybody got affected , as

22:34

we backing up to the house checking

22:37

on the kids , see if any survivors are coming out

22:39

. This is me going

22:41

down the street again , making

22:43

sure it's not real . We

22:47

just sitting there , okay

22:49

, griefing back , griefing back . Hold

22:53

on , check the first survivors again . That's

22:56

me getting the hell out of dodge . That's

23:03

all I got to hear . You hear me . Yeah

23:07

, I

23:09

couldn't get my thoughts together to

23:11

get it , but you guys get what the point I'm trying to say

23:14

. That's exactly what's going to happen

23:16

. Okay

23:19

, goodness , hold on . I got to get through that red diving

23:21

tea . Hold on . That

23:30

is all I have to hear , because

23:32

I'm going to tell you something . Remember

23:35

, I told you guys with the story about

23:37

my wife when we had first met and she

23:39

had put a foil in the microwave and hauled that

23:41

and left me . I'm sorry If

23:45

one of my kids is infected . I know they

23:47

have sure rest of them gonna be , because

23:49

everybody wants to have a wait and see

23:51

attitude and wait and see what it . I'm not waiting to see

23:53

and shit , I am out the door , okay

23:55

, and like I'm sitting in the car , what

23:59

just happened actually happened . So

24:01

that's me . Okay , I'm

24:05

trying to get to this letter , but you know y'all , y'all killing

24:07

me , you're killing me . So

24:09

, oh

24:12

my gosh , casper , I don't know

24:14

what to tell you , my man . First

24:17

off , dude , the name is freaking electric , it

24:19

is freaking dope . I like the name

24:21

Casper , it is awesome . It

24:24

does not remind me of Casper the friendly ghost

24:26

, which maybe that's why your girl hooked

24:28

up with you in the first damn place but reminds

24:32

me of an actor on a movie that

24:35

I liked . And then , of course , we knew a

24:37

kid back in our school . We used to call him Casper

24:39

. It doesn't . It wasn't because

24:41

he was white , it was because of something else . But in any

24:43

event , dude , I

24:46

don't know what to make of this letter . The

24:49

crazy thing is , you're not alone in

24:51

this , because I've actually heard people

24:53

who talk about this . As I said before

24:55

, there was one young lady they used

24:57

to work with and she said her

24:59

. She

25:01

said her roommate thought she was a real

25:04

witch , like a real witch , and I said

25:06

you got to be freaking , kidding me . What

25:08

is this ? And

25:11

? But I don't know how we get

25:13

to a point where when

25:16

we see something

25:18

, we think

25:20

that it's

25:23

just . When we see something , I don't

25:26

understand how we get to a place that

25:29

we think it's real and we think it's real but it's not

25:31

real . And when

25:34

we start believing that it's real , it kind of just takes over our mind

25:36

because we think we're

25:39

in this conspiracy that when we go out into the world and

25:42

we start seeing it for what it is , then we think it's real and

25:44

it's crazy because we actually start believing it . And

25:47

when we start believing it , then it starts coming in , twining our

25:49

mind Like , oh my God

25:51

, this can really happen , this can really

25:54

happen . So and

25:59

it's Listen

26:01

, the walking did

26:03

some of these zombies that came out . They're actually a lot

26:05

bigger than what it was back in the day . I

26:08

mean , if your girl sits around all day and thinks

26:11

about death and zombies and stuff like that , I don't even know

26:13

if it has been done . If

26:15

it is , you know , america don't tell us shit until the

26:17

last thing , until something happens any damn way . All these

26:19

movies that come out when they say they don't know what happened , well

26:23

, these are manmade diseases . I mean , how else do these people get

26:25

this way ? It damn sure not something in the other atmosphere

26:27

that's coming down from like that

26:30

, because clearly it is . We would know about it , but America wouldn't

26:32

tell us shit . Anyways , we would all be down here defending for ourselves

26:34

. It'd be like the real

26:36

life , walking dead around here . I

26:39

mean , hell , people thought COVID was the walking

26:41

dead . Listen , the

26:43

day they reanimate somebody and

26:45

bring them back to life from the dead , like

26:48

literally , then I'm

26:50

going to tell you right now I am on the mothership

26:52

to somewhere far the hell away from here . I

26:56

mean , listen , this

26:58

letter is comical . It's comical , it's funny , I

27:00

love it . It's funny , I love it , and

27:03

this is real for you . I get it because

27:05

back then

27:07

, when this show came out , there

27:10

was another show that came out

27:12

and my wife heavily watched this show . Oh

27:14

my God , she loved this show and it was called Doomsday

27:17

Preppers . Now , if any of you guys have

27:19

ever seen this show Doomsday Preppers are

27:21

. They go into

27:23

these people's homes and these are

27:25

people that kind of live off the grid , um

27:28

, that are not really in tune

27:30

with society , but then again they are , but

27:33

they live out in the country . So any

27:35

event of a zombie apocalypse I can't believe I'm saying this

27:37

shit the place where you definitely want to head

27:39

to would be would

27:43

be the country side . Oh , my God , I can't

27:45

you not to track this plane . Right now it's called

27:47

area 51 . How ironic and

27:49

screwed up is that shit . But

27:52

I'm giving you a nose like

27:54

this , it's going to happen , okay , but the

27:56

show was . It

27:58

was a good show . It was on for

28:00

four seasons

28:02

, um , and they would just

28:04

show people preparing for

28:06

, like , the apocalypse or

28:08

a zombie outbreak apocalypse . And I kid

28:11

you not , I remember this , this , this

28:13

episode one , clearly , because my wife

28:15

and I had this huge , not really argument

28:17

. But this guy was like so if your

28:19

kid gets turned , are

28:22

you going to be the one to put a bullet in her ? And

28:24

the dude kind of hesitate because

28:26

he was talking all this shit Like , oh , you know

28:28

, it could be my family , remember , I'm going to put them down

28:30

. But when it came to his daughter . Like

28:32

his daughter was like six or seven

28:34

and he was like , so she

28:36

turns , are you going to put a bullet in her

28:39

? And then I was

28:41

sitting there like literally thinking about it , like I

28:43

was like , dude , what the hell are you thinking

28:46

about ? There's nothing there . You

28:48

can't raise a zombie . What the hell

28:50

? What do you think is going to happen ? You're going to

28:52

play dates , you'll go for ice cream . She's

28:54

going to be in toddlers and tear . I

28:59

mean , dude , like literally sit there . It is

29:01

a real reality show . Because

29:03

it's crazy . I'm not sure how they find these people

29:05

or where these people are , but

29:07

the show was freaking hilarious and these

29:09

people were really serious , and I'm talking about they

29:11

were serious . They had like stuff

29:15

stored up in camps . I

29:17

mean they had stuff up underneath the

29:19

grounds . I mean they had food for days

29:21

. You know those um MV

29:23

packs , those army packs . They had

29:25

this stuff like stored up and I was like

29:27

, oh my God , these people are really getting

29:29

it . Because the crazy thing is , if this

29:31

shit were to happen , these are the people that's going to be prepared

29:33

, and people like we are going to be like , damn , they

29:36

warned us , they warned you , they warned us . You know we

29:39

didn't listen . We don't listen at all . I'm

29:42

gonna be one of those people that's gonna be like

29:45

Denier . Meanwhile , casper

29:47

and his girlfriend I mean well

29:50

, she might be off the reservation , but

29:53

Casper said I'm out , dude , oh

29:55

crap , hold on , let me hit this bait

29:57

. So the

30:07

crazy thing is I've

30:11

never seen or heard a letter

30:13

. Excuse

30:16

me , you know , I've been laughing so hard that

30:19

I don't know what

30:21

it is . The crazy thing is I

30:24

have been going

30:28

over this letter over

30:31

and over again and trying to ask myself

30:34

if this is really real , and I

30:36

don't understand how

30:38

it can't be real , because you have people like

30:40

that . Now , if this is a relationship

30:43

, casper , that you choose to keep with Casey

30:45

, the crazy thing is I don't understand how we

30:47

can find the names , with the first letter

30:49

being the same . It's just weird for me . It's

30:51

not well , not really weird , but it's just , oh

30:54

my God , it's different . So

30:56

, oh

30:58

, excuse me , see , I've been laughing so hard that

31:02

I'm hiccuping and

31:04

oh , my goodness

31:06

, okay , so let

31:09

me try to do this for you . Here

31:14

is the red flag for me . Okay

31:18

, I can get to the zombie talk or whatever

31:20

, but then again , I can't , because it's not some shit I

31:22

wanna hear every damn day . I

31:24

mean , you two must be a

31:26

really good couple or there's

31:28

something about her that you truly like . I don't

31:31

know if you think that this shit's gonna actually happen and

31:33

she's one of those doomsday preface that she's got everything

31:35

already figured out and you kinda wanna stick with

31:38

her . That part I get . But

31:40

I gotta be honest with you when

31:42

the zombie shit hits , I won't even be on this

31:44

podcast anymore . I mean , technically

31:47

, we're gonna be without power anyways . The world's gonna be in

31:49

utter chaos . People be looting

31:51

, killing each other . This is gonna be like the purge all over

31:53

again , the real purge

31:55

. So we're gonna not only we have the purge going on

31:57

, we're gonna have the apocalypse and

31:59

we're gonna have zombies . My black

32:01

ass is going to head for higher hills and

32:04

I'm going to make a home somewhere where

32:06

I can't be found . If my kids are with

32:08

me and they ain't infected , hey , they ain't infected

32:10

and we gotta go . But nah

32:12

, I'm kidding y'all . See , I gotta be talking

32:14

like this . It's crazy . Hold on , let

32:21

me get that tea . It's crazy . It's

32:24

crazy that I'm talking like this , because I don't even talk

32:26

like this and the shit . Me and my wife would go

32:28

back and forth about this shit . I mean , we would actually

32:30

sit there and think , like , what does this

32:33

have ? Because we've seen all the movies that came out . There

32:35

was World War Z . I noticed another thing that

32:37

they look at Zombieland 1

32:39

and 2 , that was pretty good . That was

32:41

more believable than

32:43

the

32:46

Walking Dead , and World

32:49

War Z was kind of believable too . Here's

32:51

the thing about the Walking

32:53

Dead . I love the show . This is the way . You don't see a

32:55

lot of black people on this show because white folks let me tell you

32:57

something Y'all have a wait and see attitude . As I

33:00

keep saying , y'all wanna wait and see what's

33:02

gonna happen . Black folks , they will

33:04

take off running . They will be like 10

33:06

states over and meanwhile

33:08

you're sitting there getting bit . The thing that pissed me off

33:10

about the Walking Dead is that there is

33:12

a shitload of zombies and these

33:15

damn things can't even run . They're not like the

33:17

zombies in World War Z or Zombieland

33:20

1 and 2 , where they run after you . They were

33:22

slow walking and these people will get cornered

33:24

by these damn zombies and then

33:26

it's like they get overwhelmed . First

33:28

off , you have the upper hand

33:30

, you know . Again , I can't really be talking like

33:32

this , but damn it , let's go ahead and indulge this letter . You

33:35

have the upper hand . If these things can't run

33:37

, why are we

33:39

backing into the corner , just screaming ? Yeah , cause screaming

33:41

makes everything better . What are we screaming at

33:43

? Is that some kind of dialogue that they can understand

33:46

? No , they only say one thing and they wanna eat

33:48

your damn brain . Okay , so

33:50

this is why you don't

33:52

see a lot of Black folks on the Walking Dead

33:54

. Maybe now you do , but I

33:57

think Listen

34:00

, jesus , do you think

34:02

? Because I wish

34:04

they would make a version of

34:06

the Walking Dead , and they think they did it

34:09

was a low budget version

34:12

. I think it was zombies and Brookings or whatever . That's

34:14

more believable because , as

34:16

we know , black folks don't

34:19

like to sit around and wait and see what's gonna happen . I

34:21

mean , I kid you not If you guys ever seen these zombie

34:23

Franks on YouTube where they

34:25

play on Black people , it does not go

34:27

the way that they think it goes , cause Black

34:29

folks , they will beat your ass first

34:32

and then try to figure out what the hell this is later

34:34

. You know , white folks , y'all wanna

34:36

sit there and try to investigate every damn thing as

34:38

well as y'all . That's y'all . Y'all do

34:40

that . I'm gonna make sure , when

34:42

the zombie apocalypse happens , I'm

34:44

gonna have me a White person with you , because they're gonna go wait

34:46

and see and find out what happens While you waiting

34:48

to see it and I'm running like two miles up

34:51

the road to see it . You got bit . That

34:53

way we ain't put some distance between

34:55

me and you , so

34:57

if you got bit , at least I got a two mile

34:59

head start . Yeah

35:02

, oh , my goodness , oh

35:05

, goodness gracious . So

35:07

that is me

35:09

, okay , that's me . I

35:12

mean , listen , god , I love you White

35:14

people . I do , cause y'all make everything so

35:16

comical . You know , when you

35:18

get bit , it's like oh , instead

35:20

of just looking at it , like and

35:24

cutting out oh my goodness , see , y'all

35:26

, see what y'all got me doing Instead

35:29

of y'all just cutting

35:32

it all like with the first second , y'all sit there and look

35:35

at it and wait for it to spread . You know , oh

35:40

, my God , I tell you , the walking dead

35:42

really did a number on me , because I don't even watch

35:44

the show anymore and I think it's still a

35:46

good show , but it's

35:51

just some of that like I just can't believe . Like if this really

35:53

happened , this is what the world would

35:55

be , you know , because , first

35:58

and foremost , everybody gonna

36:00

click up anyways . You know there

36:02

was another movie . What was it ? Black Summer

36:04

. First season was good . Second

36:07

season hated it . Okay , because

36:09

again these zombies aren't running so clearly

36:12

. You have the upper hand

36:14

Now cast for getting

36:16

back to your letter , cause I keep getting side tracked because

36:18

these zombie stories and the zombie talk . My

36:20

friend , I am trying to make sense of this , but

36:23

here's

36:26

what's so weird the fact that she named your

36:28

cat Mr T is freaking awesome . I mean

36:30

my cat , her name is Bella and

36:32

she's kind of an ass . She has a personality . She doesn't

36:34

like to be pet , she only likes she'll make

36:36

you work for her affection . But Mr T sounds

36:38

like a pretty awesome cat . When

36:40

you came in the kitchen you was ready to light her ass

36:43

up just on principle alone , because she was eating

36:45

red meat which you thought

36:47

was a cat , which I'm sure it wasn't

36:49

a cat , because it was . I would expect

36:51

this other movie coming live , some

36:54

kind of either mental institution or some

36:56

kind of prison , but

37:01

I don't even see how that's even possible

37:04

. I mean , I do know people eat raw

37:06

meat , but hamburger , cause she wanted to see what

37:08

brain . How do you actually know what brain tastes

37:11

like ? I would be more scared to be

37:13

in the bed with her at night while

37:15

you're sleeping , okay , or be

37:17

scared around her at all in the house . Y'all

37:20

don't have any kids . I already know you don't , cause you damn

37:22

sure didn't say anything about letting her have any kids . So you're

37:24

26, . She's gotta be somewhere around

37:26

the same age as you . So I'm

37:30

just curious . And you said you

37:33

asked what the hell you doing in case . She replied

37:35

she said , if I turn , I wanna

37:37

see how a brain tastes like . First off , hamburger

37:40

does not resemble brain . Okay , this

37:42

ain't silence of the lambs , okay , something

37:45

totally different . I don't even see how to help . I would be more

37:47

concerned . I wanna know what she does for a living , because

37:49

if she works in a mortuary , that

37:52

is a huge red flag , huge

37:54

red flag . And if she works in a mortuary , I

37:58

got one word for you run , run

38:02

, run , run like hell

38:04

and run . You know I would even go

38:06

with so far as to change my name and social security

38:08

number . You know I'd probably move about

38:10

. Maybe I'm not even sure where the hell y'all stay at

38:12

, but wherever she's at , I wouldn't

38:14

be . I would be probably in 10 states over

38:16

. My black ass would probably convert to

38:19

being a monk . That's how serious it would get

38:21

for me . This girl would probably do damage to me , real

38:23

talk . She'd do some real damage to me because

38:26

if I had a female like that yeah

38:28

, I caught her in the kitchen . I gotta be honest

38:30

with you , man I probably would let her let her ass

38:33

up anyways , because she's in there eating

38:35

raw meat and I would have thought she was a burglar

38:37

. So I mean , at least I have a good

38:39

and like , well , you know , I thought she was a burglar . So you know

38:41

, I didn't light her up , you know , I

38:44

mean , but then again I got cameras in my kitchen so

38:46

you know , they probably saw right through that . In

38:48

any event , that's what I would have done

38:50

. I mean , my God , I don't

38:52

know , I

38:55

don't even I can't say if I hope , if

38:57

y'all are not still together , I

38:59

hope this is a phase for her , because you know we all go

39:01

through phases when we go up or

39:04

when we're trying to figure out ourselves , because you sound like you're in

39:07

your well , you're in your late 20s , later 20s , well

39:09

, somewhere in between . So she's gotta

39:11

be coming into her own . So it's

39:13

weird . And you said you talked

39:16

to her about it and

39:18

I don't know if what she's saying is serious

39:20

. Sounds like she's serious to me . It sounds

39:22

like she is not giving

39:25

this any second thought as to when she's turned , how

39:27

the hell she's gonna find you . I don't even know

39:29

how that's even possible . Last time I

39:31

checked they don't have bloodhound zombies . Then

39:33

again there was that movie , animal Zombies . I didn't

39:35

watch that , but whatever I

39:38

mean , this chick sounds like she's really really

39:41

like a fatal attraction type of chick . So

39:43

I don't know how you guys met or

39:45

how y'all even got on this subject . Me

39:48

personally , my black ass would be

39:50

gone . I would have to tell her . I

39:52

mean , god , I'm sitting there trying to . The sad thing

39:54

is I'm trying to figure out how

39:56

y'all's day to day life , how y'all navigate , like

39:59

what do y'all do when y'all's day to day life ? I

40:01

mean , she's got to be I

40:05

wanna . Well , she's gotta be dressed . No , I don't think she's

40:07

gotta be dressed up in black . I think she's just too enriched

40:10

. I mean , I can imagine , because my

40:12

wife had the walking dead t-shirt . I think she

40:14

had the walking dead , the

40:18

walking dead blanket . I even bought her Negan's

40:20

bat , the replica bat , not the

40:22

real thing , cause she ain't gonna hit me upside down . No damn

40:24

real bat , even though we got real

40:26

bats , and she did decide to turn one

40:28

of the bats into Lucille . That

40:30

was a Halloween prank and yay , yay

40:33

. But it's

40:37

crazy that I read

40:39

this letter and I just could not stop

40:41

thinking about everything that you were talking

40:43

about . And I'm sitting here in the crazy

40:45

. I was picturing about how you came

40:47

into this kitchen and she's in the kitchen

40:49

with the refrigerator over , sitting on the floor and

40:52

there's blood . And you thought it was Mr T

40:54

. Which crazy . Again , I

40:56

would have let her ass up on principle alone

40:58

. I'm sorry , maybe hit her in

41:00

the shoulder , not in the head , cause

41:02

if you hit her in the head , you wanna she

41:05

might not come back from that . But then again she's

41:07

talking like she's a real zombie . So

41:10

, and again , she probably would have came back from that

41:12

. So you know what ? I don't know . I don't know You're gonna be

41:14

talking crazy up in here . Okay , it's crazy

41:16

. I love my listeners

41:19

, I appreciate you guys , but y'all got me doing

41:21

some crazy shit . But I love it , I love it . I'm gonna keep

41:23

doing it because y'all send me this shit and I'm

41:25

gonna indulge every minute of it . So

41:27

my take on this my

41:31

take on this , mr Casper , do

41:34

what you gotta do . I mean me personally

41:36

. I had a dip long time ago and

41:38

me , coming to

41:40

the kitchen , is just icing on the cake , finding her eating

41:42

red meat . That's just icing

41:45

on the cake . I'm trying to figure out how you sleep

41:47

at night . I don't know if y'all have a two

41:49

bedroom apartment or one bedroom apartment . I don't know if you're

41:51

sleeping excuse me in

41:53

the bathroom with the door locked or

41:56

if you sleep with somewhere else , because

41:58

I gotta say this couldn't be me . I'd have

42:00

been like , yeah , I

42:02

didn't work at some pretty late night shifts

42:04

, if you know what I mean some pretty

42:06

late night shifts . So

42:09

I'd have been

42:11

like , yeah , but it sounds

42:13

like this girl is

42:15

you about to beat her first victim ? I mean , man , thank

42:17

God she didn't say vampire . Is that probably what it would have been ? I

42:19

don't know what's worse . Well , vampire

42:21

, you can come back from , but they're not even real

42:23

. You know what ? I'm up here thinking about this shit

42:25

like it's really happening , because you know you actually

42:27

have some people who think they are vampires . Oh

42:30

my goodness . But thank God

42:32

that's not even real . But

42:34

I don't know . I think

42:36

vampires might be a little bit better than a zombie

42:38

At least a zombie . They don't eat brains . Vampires

42:41

just suck your blood and you just turn . Huh

42:43

, actually , why

42:46

the hell am I thinking about this shit ? This is crazy

42:48

, y'all , it's crazy . I mean

42:50

, listen , I'm gonna post this . When

42:53

you guys hear this , I want y'all's comments . I

42:56

want somebody to email me and tell me what y'all would

42:58

do in this situation . I mean

43:00

, I know we have people that

43:02

believe in their own

43:04

, like their shit don't stink . I

43:06

get that part , but how

43:09

do you guys feel about this whole zombie thing

43:11

? I mean , I know some of y'all gonna say , well , it's stupid

43:14

, it's not real and it's not . I just want y'all to indulge

43:16

me . You don't humor me , you

43:18

know , because this is what we do

43:20

and it's fun . It's fun to talk about . You

43:23

know , when people see stuff in

43:25

the movies , we often think about if this could

43:27

really happen . I mean , we see a lot

43:29

of shit in the movies that we think are like so close to

43:31

the truth and we

43:33

know just one day it's gonna happen . Do I

43:35

think zombie apocalypse will happen ? I don't

43:37

know . I honestly don't know

43:39

Because , again , if it does happen

43:42

, america will not tell us . America

43:45

will just probably just . And

43:47

the crazy thing is they will probably release the zombie

43:49

into a black neighborhood before they would

43:51

a white neighborhood . Races that might

43:53

say , yes , because they're trying to wipe us out

43:55

. Nah , just joking , I'm

43:59

kidding y'all . Okay , listen , if

44:01

you put a zombie in a black neighborhood , it's

44:03

not gonna go the way you think it's gonna go . Okay

44:05

, they're gonna whoop his ass on principle alone . Okay

44:07

, he's gonna get dealt with . Now , white neighborhood

44:10

, that's different , because you got one zombie

44:12

and you got a whole family . So this

44:14

whole family is huddling into a corner while this one

44:16

zombie is trying to get at the family . And when the

44:18

one zombie gets at the one family member , everybody

44:21

else is standing around watching them and screaming

44:23

and hollering . Black folks , mexicans

44:25

, hell , maybe even Chinese , because I seen that

44:27

movie , what was it ? Train or Posnia ? That was a good

44:29

movie . I mean , they fight , they

44:31

fight . I'm sorry white folks

44:33

, y'all just like to get bit and

44:36

scream and then whine and cry

44:38

and don't wanna do anything . But

44:40

unless y'all get hooked up with some

44:42

real backwards people out in the country , then

44:44

y'all might have a fighting chance . But black

44:47

folks , mexicans , hell , even the Asians already

44:49

have a chance because they fight . I mean , we've been fighting all

44:51

our lives , so this

44:53

ain't nothing new , zombie . What you wanna

44:55

do this , okay , yeah , all right , because

44:57

there ain't no talking , there's a lot

44:59

of swinging , probably machine guns or guns

45:02

or whatever . That's just gonna happen and we just

45:04

gonna go about our normal days . It's gonna be a party at

45:06

the end of the week because we're gonna rack up and clean

45:08

up . Meanwhile , my wife

45:10

, folks , y'all still in the corner screaming you

45:12

know cause little Timmy got bit or little

45:14

Sarah got eight , and you're trying to figure out

45:17

what you did wrong as a parent , which

45:20

has nothing to do with being bit

45:22

, nothing . I mean y'all wanna ask why . Here's

45:25

the . Why he said there , you

45:27

watched , you coulda took . I

45:29

mean , y'all got an arsenal full of guns . We didn't

45:31

think before one of them out the case . Cock that

45:33

bad boy up . It opens

45:36

open season . Oh

45:39

my gosh , this shit is crazy

45:41

Y'all . Why are you doing this to me ? Oh

45:44

my goodness , so

45:48

okay

45:53

. Oh

45:56

my gosh . Oh

45:59

my gosh , oh my gosh . Okay . So , casper

46:05

, I hope you got an answer that

46:07

you do . I'm sorry . This letter was just too good

46:09

to pass over . It was a good letter , it was comical

46:12

. I'm just trying to figure out

46:14

what I could give you advice

46:16

. If you've already left this girl

46:18

, good for you . Me personally , I would have been

46:20

sleeping with two eyes open . I

46:23

couldn't deal with no shit like this

46:25

. I honestly can't , and I don't even like

46:27

drama , because the minute a girl told me

46:29

that she believes

46:31

in zombies , that's fine . You can believe in zombies , but you

46:34

don't have to start living the life as if it's actually happening

46:36

. Now , if you want to live that life and actually

46:38

that's happening , you can do that shit by yourself or , better

46:40

yet , go find some other people that do that

46:42

. I mean , listen , we all like

46:44

to believe in sci-fi and fantasy and that's

46:46

fine , it's fun to do . But

46:49

when the shit start getting real and

46:52

it start affecting your life and affecting the

46:54

way we do business or how our relationship

46:56

is , I can't deal . I gotta be honest

46:58

with you . I'm gonna dip , I'm

47:00

gonna bounce , and as much as I

47:02

don't want to look back , I'll probably let it go . I'm like , damn

47:04

, this girl is crazy . I mean , listen , I

47:07

will come find you if

47:09

the zombie outbreak happens , so

47:11

that way you could be like I told you so and

47:13

then I know that at

47:15

least I'm with you . I got a chance to survive a raid

47:18

, because I could be like , oh you know , she

47:20

did tell me . Yeah , yeah , she told

47:22

me , damn it , damn it , you

47:24

know . And then I will worship the ground that you walk

47:26

on . Until then I

47:28

am just going to be like , no

47:31

hard , no , I

47:33

wish that you can send me

47:36

a picture of you too . I wonder what

47:38

she went for us Halloween . I could pretty much already

47:40

tell and already know , you know . I

47:42

wonder what the day-to-day life I mean , does she really eat

47:44

? Does she even eat meat ? Probably

47:46

not . She's probably vegetarian . Probably

47:50

sounds plausible . I

47:52

mean , just cause you taste in hamburger . That has no

47:54

effect on a human

47:56

brain . I really want to know where this young lady works

47:58

. But , dude , listen

48:00

, oh

48:03

, hold on , I'm getting some of my red diamond to

48:05

you . I know I love my red diamond . The

48:13

crazy thing is I was thinking about putting some scary

48:15

music behind this , but I was like , nah , I ain't got time

48:17

for all that because I might freak myself out and

48:20

then , in the process , my kids might knock on the doors

48:22

and my scared to shatter me , and then again

48:25

, yeah , I know what you're gonna hear in the process

48:27

. So while

48:31

I appreciate this letter , oh my goodness

48:34

, this was a good one . Keep them

48:36

coming , folks . Keep them coming , because there's

48:38

no right , there's no wrong . You

48:41

know , I get a nice

48:43

little size portion of letters a week and I try

48:45

to go through as much as I can , but you guys

48:47

know I do have to work . I am

48:49

a single father and I got

48:51

three kids to take care

48:54

of that are still in school . They're in high school

48:56

. Well , two of them are just megatized

48:58

school and of course , my boys

49:00

are older but I'm

49:02

still a parent . So I'm trying to get to

49:04

everybody's letters , you know

49:06

, do my notes , do my research

49:09

and then kind of put you guys up on it . So

49:11

I appreciate that you guys

49:13

are just , you know , giving me an opportunity

49:16

to hear my voice and I appreciate that you guys

49:18

are loved that you guys show me on

49:20

my podcast . Now , as we

49:22

know , instagram

49:26

launched a new platform

49:28

which I guess is gonna probably put Twitter out of

49:30

business which I'm certainly there will and

49:32

it's called Threads . I am still getting the

49:34

hang of it . I was not a big Twitter fan , I'm

49:36

still not a big Twitter fan , twitter fan

49:39

, and I'm not a really big Threads fan

49:41

, but it's pretty cool . But

49:43

my Instagram pages are still up , all

49:46

three of them . You know I got Endeavor Empire

49:48

. The Facebook page don't

49:51

really have a lot of hits on . I get more hits off

49:53

Instagram than I do Facebook

49:55

. I wonder why , but then again

49:58

I don't . I'm being sarcastic . But

50:00

the Facebook page

50:02

it'll remain up , but most of the

50:04

posting and stuff will go towards Instagram

50:07

. So my links

50:09

are always in

50:12

the podcast description . You guys can feel

50:14

free to comment , like , send me a message

50:16

and my email as well . Again

50:19

, I appreciate the

50:21

fans that listen to me from all over

50:23

, not just here in America , but

50:26

in the Philippines , asia , there's

50:28

even some in Africa . Oh my gosh

50:30

. Shout out to you guys . But

50:33

feel free to email me letters . I

50:36

love to read letters . I love to hear your

50:38

fan mail . I do

50:40

have some shows coming up

50:42

that's probably not gonna be

50:44

good for . Well

50:47

, I'm not gonna say they're not gonna be good , they're just . You

50:49

know some people that don't really think too highly of

50:51

my podcast , which is fine , because

50:53

everybody's entitled to their own opinion . But

50:56

I wanna read I just don't wanna

50:58

read the letters that I get

51:00

that are good . I wanna read all the letters that are kind

51:03

of in between or letters that people think you

51:05

know that are not so good , because I wanna give everybody

51:07

a fair share . So I'm

51:10

not made that way . You know I'm not . I

51:12

don't do this for the money

51:14

or the cash . I do this because it's fun

51:16

, and me and my wife started this thing . So

51:19

, as we get ready to close

51:21

this out , to show out , oh

51:23

my gosh , freaking , awesome , freaking

51:26

, yes , yes

51:29

, yes , yes . So

51:31

I

51:34

wanna say to Casper dude , casper dude

51:37

, if

51:39

you wanna get back with me , kinda

51:41

give me a follow up . You know that's what

51:43

I like doing with people . When

51:46

you guys send me letters and I do your letters

51:48

, do your podcast . If

51:50

you can , guys can give me like a follow up , because

51:52

we don't have to do the whole episode of follow up . I

51:54

mean there's gonna be one podcast where

51:57

we just gonna do follow up letters from previous

51:59

episodes , because I know just some of the listeners

52:01

you know they're like I mean , they wonder and they wanna . Well

52:03

, what happened here ? What happened there ? Did

52:05

receive a follow up to

52:08

one of the shows , but I'm not gonna tell you who

52:10

. You just had to stay tuned for the

52:12

episode and then I will let

52:14

you know who that is , because it's gonna be interesting

52:16

. It's good , not bad , well

52:19

, maybe in between . But I

52:21

like to do follow ups . It doesn't have to be a long paragraph

52:24

, it can just be something short and sweet . You

52:26

know , that way I can give my listeners and

52:29

myself

52:31

not really closure , but just to say

52:33

, hey , here's an update on so-and-so . This is how they're doing

52:35

, this is what they did . So , casper

52:37

, I am clearly interested

52:40

to see how you and Casey kind

52:42

of fathomed this relationship out . You

52:44

know again the

52:47

name , casper and Casey . I think

52:49

that's freaking sweet . So

52:51

I wanna

52:54

follow it , man , I wanna follow it . I want you to

52:56

tell me give me a little bit more background

52:58

how this is going , how this is doing

53:00

, if you decide to change the things

53:02

or if you decided to just ride this out

53:04

. I mean , I

53:06

don't know what kind of young lady she is , because

53:09

you only gave me bits and pieces about the zombie thing , but

53:11

she sounds like a pretty okay girl , aside

53:13

from the zombie part . But you know that's

53:16

a chew . You know , I don't know . It's

53:20

freaking sweet man . I freaking love

53:23

it . Oh , my gosh . So

53:25

, my friends

53:28

, as

53:31

we get ready to close it out all

53:35

my links are

53:38

in the podcast description Feel

53:40

free to email me d6empire357

53:45

at gmailcom If you

53:47

have any comments , scribes or questions . Hey

53:49

, I'm here , let's hear it . So

53:53

, my friends , until next time , you

53:56

guys take care of yourself and each other . God

53:59

bless you all and until we see each

54:01

other again on the next one . I have a good

54:03

one .