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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season

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two eighty four, Episode three of Dai

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Zai Guys stage production

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of iHeartRadio. This

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is a podcast where we take a deep

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dive into america shared consciousness. And it is

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Wednesday, April twenty sixth,

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twenty twenty three. My name is

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Jack O'Brien aka we

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read the news, look

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at the Times. Far you

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wile drinking mountain dude?

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Yeah, it was all yellow. That

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is courtesy of Rezik Oh

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the Dip or shout out

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cold Play. You know my favorite

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band, kid Rock, my favorite

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rapper from yesterday. Yeah,

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yeah, just really audit technically,

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a very proficient.

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That's the important part of music.

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I like the idea, like, you know, when someone's like, em

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Nun's actually my favorite rapper, you're like, oh,

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you probably don't realize you're racist,

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but yeah, yeah, Like if

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someone was like, kid Rock actually my favorite

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rapper and be like, oh, you probably

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realized it huns probably.

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Oh that's the line. That's what Michigan. That's

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what Michigan does to you. Michigan has all your

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your racist if you like rappers, it's just you

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know, which.

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I know it's tough. Well that

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voice you hear in our second seat.

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One of the very faces on Mount Zeichmore, hilarious

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and brilliant producer, TV

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writer. You know him from Yo's This Racist.

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It's Andrew T.

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I got some make jokes while I

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guess hosts with the Daily Zeke.

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I's fot hit you with the posts.

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Who's woke?

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Who's woke? I was telling

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Jack.

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Before I got on that doing

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these has turned me into like a white assistant

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principle from nineteen ninety four. Like,

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I'm just like trying to make raps to connect with

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the kids, and it is a miserable.

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F rap with me along

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the Yeah, math is pretty

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neat. We got algebra. I don't

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know. I think it rhymes with algebra Church.

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We'll get there.

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Yeah,

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that's right.

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Cool uh Dandalo

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Christ Right, here's a rap.

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A lot of ways. The songs are the original

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raps hit. Yeah.

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Now you might know the riz uh,

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but my man has riz in U

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from The Great So that's

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right that voice you're

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hearing. Another of the faces

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on Mount Zeitmore, It's a Banger, a

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hilarious acclaimed comedian actor,

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podcast host one of our favorite guests,

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host of the Y'all Gay podcast, The

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brilliant and talented ever made

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up?

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Okay, I

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will say my favorite eminem

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line ever is fuck you Debbie?

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Who's you?

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Debbie?

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Who's Debbie?

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That's I think that's his ex wife.

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Damn.

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I thought it was watch out.

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Things are about to get heavy. I just settled on

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my lawsuits.

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Maybe it was Kim's lawyer. I don't know.

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Somebody, somebody. Maybe it's his mom.

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Oh yeah, he also doesn't like his mom. It's

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weird that his mom.

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Who doesn't like me.

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For a long time he didn't like women. Huh.

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I still know.

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Wait what like

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re listened? I was like, I'm going on a road trip. I'll

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listen to like Marshall

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Mathers. Why not put in some classic

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eminem.

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It's awful.

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It's his mom, Debbie Nelson.

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Debbie Nelson.

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Yeah, well yeah, she sued him.

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I will say later in life, it sounds like he

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turned a corner on gay rights.

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Yeah.

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I think it was when he did that a cappella rap

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where he was like and he's orange.

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Oh yeah.

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Do you think his beard is real or do you think that's

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a hair transplant?

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I think he and Jalen Rose go

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to the same person. And I don't

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know if you know who. Jalen Rose is a

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former great college basketball player,

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very good NBA air and one

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of the great commentators. And he

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has he has a hairline

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that he's he's always had,

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like a great head of hair, and

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then lately it's beginning to look

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painted on in a way

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that is Oh yes, yeah.

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I saw his line up on Twitters.

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His lineup is a little too too good

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to be true at this point.

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Yeah, he looks a little

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bit like a lego man in some

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sometimes.

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Yeah, it's a little just like.

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Just take it off, put it on. Uh,

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he's handsome, Yeah, very handsome

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man.

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Painted on hair, Yeah, seeing

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that picture. But I believe you.

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Eminem's beard has a lot

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in common with when Hulk Hogan

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came back as Hollywood hul Cogan and had

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a weird beard that like didn't match

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his face and it was just like, it doesn't

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Why does he have paint on his face? But

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I think it's I think it's real. It's

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just we had never seen him even with a

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whisker or something. And then yeah,

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it's just like the coloration or something.

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Oh, it does look crazy.

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Yeah.

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So today's podcast is all about

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hanging out.

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We're just googling, googling shit, Google

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facial hair and yeah,

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all right, well ever, we're going to get

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to know you a little bit better at the moment.

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But first we're gonna tell our listeners some

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good news that we'll be talking about a little

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bit later on. Joe Biden is

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officially running for president in twenty

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twenty four. All our wishes

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have been answered. What's

5:37

everybody laughing at? He

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dropped?

5:40

It dropped?

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Man is so old?

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He actually forgot Listen,

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I'm a Democrat, whatever.

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Who cares?

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I think it is ord.

5:53

Who cares territory with It's just like fine, Yeah,

5:56

this.

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Is so fucking old. I'm so tired of

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old politicians.

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Yeah, I don't touch

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as Yeah.

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He dropped a three minute video on

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our all

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up and there. Yeah,

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so we're gonna we're gonna do dueling

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videos because he dropped that. And then Sara

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Huckabye Sanders dropped a

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real woman beer

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toozy video. Yeah,

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so you know dueling videos.

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Hers is like a play on that, but

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light real men here

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like heroes, you know that. But

6:38

like Marshall, that was like thank

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you.

6:41

To the Yeah,

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I don't remember Edio, I remember the

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vibe.

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I feel like I watched it on mute on YouTube

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a lot. I have sense of it, but I don't

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know what it really is.

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Anyways, Well, we'll talk about

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maybe both those videos, and we might even

6:59

get to the guys Milk campaign making

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its triumphant return and

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being a bitch about

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it. The gut Milk campaign is

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mean now, big, big news

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folks, all that plenty more.

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But first ever, we do like task our

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guests, what is something from your search

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history?

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Well, I'm really obsessed with my Bronco so

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I've been researching how to take a Bronco top

7:24

off?

7:24

Easy? But it's more like how too easy take

7:26

off top? Bronco?

7:28

Yeah, computer

7:31

language, Yeah, too easy to take off Bronco

7:33

top.

7:34

And it's all like these middle aged men

7:37

somehow still wearing like really tight skinny

7:39

jeans with guts.

7:41

You know the type. They're white.

7:42

Oh yeah, and they

7:45

they're like, I'm going to show you how to do this.

7:48

It's super easy fifteen.

7:49

Minutes and the video is actually like twenty

7:52

five minutes, and

7:54

you see them like struggling at one point.

7:56

There's because it's super heavy.

7:58

It's supposed to be like super easy to move and

8:01

there's no way to do it gracefully.

8:03

So you just see these.

8:04

Men turtle backing

8:07

a car roof with the window open,

8:09

and then they have to squat down

8:12

to put the roof on the ground and then they crawl

8:15

out of it, and it's

8:17

so funny.

8:18

Fucking shit. It's like one

8:20

guy has it up.

8:21

He's like trying to like show like show off how strong

8:24

as his hands are raised, his body

8:26

is wobbling, and I'm like, you're about to drop

8:28

that roof.

8:29

Just like real Shaky had shutter.

8:31

Yeah, and like with the new Broncos, like they

8:34

fucked up the roof already.

8:35

Sorry, they messed up the roof already.

8:37

You can.

8:38

I can't say fun only on this subject

8:40

actually, And.

8:46

They mess up the the top

8:48

so there's like a huge back border, like

8:52

I ordered mine in twenty twenty and I didn't

8:54

get it until last year.

8:56

And it's because the hard top roofs don't

8:59

really work. So to see these

9:01

men almost.

9:02

Drop their heart and just to know that

9:04

they're about to be ruthless for a very long time.

9:06

It's so funny, just the

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visualization of these men being like

9:11

it's it's light, it's.

9:12

Light, it's actually job

9:16

they say three men job, but it's actually

9:18

just one man job.

9:20

And then like sometimes their jeans are too

9:22

tight so they can't actually like

9:24

squat down.

9:26

Then the next video on their YouTube account

9:29

is like an R I P to this. Yeah,

9:31

like he touched so many lives.

9:34

It's also like with that type of YouTube

9:36

person, it's like, you know you can do a second take

9:39

or like maybe cut around some of this

9:41

stuff.

9:41

Like I was like you that was the second

9:44

take Andrew the

9:47

first. They took out a.

9:48

Kid, and

9:50

they're just like leaving it loose in their front yards.

9:53

Like, yeah,

9:56

actually was a pretty nice

9:58

little Y're keep it here

10:00

for a little bit on

10:03

purpose, as was my plan. Yeah

10:05

that's cool. I do feel like we kind of went

10:07

along on the Bronco journey with

10:09

you. Like one of your early search

10:12

histories was like ordering

10:14

a Bronco. You now have it. How

10:17

are you feeling about it?

10:18

Oh?

10:18

I love it.

10:19

Yeah, I've never felt this crazy

10:21

about a

10:23

material. It's an object.

10:25

Yeah, it's fun.

10:26

It uses a lot of gas. Now

10:29

that's been fun coming up from a prius,

10:31

so yeah.

10:32

It's been fun.

10:33

What is something you think is over it?

10:34

Barnyard cheek and ship

10:36

lap on homes that

10:39

Chip and Joe renaissance only

10:41

because like I grew up in Texas and like that's

10:43

just kind of like whatever. But it's also

10:45

a cheap way to flip

10:47

a house and sell it for I

10:50

think I'm just bitter right now because I'm trying to buy property

10:52

in La and it's it's fun.

10:54

We're all fucked, we're fucked, we're

10:56

funed.

10:57

And then to see like some shitty

10:59

house with like some ship lap facade,

11:02

I'm like, this ain't a barn.

11:03

This ain't a barn house.

11:05

This is

11:07

the one tin.

11:08

It's rustic barn style dwelling.

11:13

That's fine.

11:14

I love it. So I think that's

11:16

overrated. It's everywhere now is.

11:18

Barnard cheek, just like hollowing out the whole

11:21

thing and then just having like a couple of doors

11:23

that look like barn doors.

11:24

It's like the outside facade of like

11:28

I mean sometimes inside. But I

11:30

noticed it a lot when I was like driving around

11:32

the more affluent neighborhoods in La. Everyone

11:35

is doing ship lap book top

11:37

making it look like a barn door for

11:40

a living room door.

11:41

So wild, how much power those two

11:43

have. I am just like

11:46

like I'm just like they

11:48

have such imminently gonna be canceled

11:50

energy.

11:51

Every time I see the one TV where I'm just like

11:53

a.

11:56

Chip and Joanna gains Oh

11:58

yeah, yeah, Okay, I

12:00

have definitely heard their names.

12:02

Yeah, I have a magazine at grocery stores

12:04

now who is still doing print magazines?

12:07

People who watch that show highly

12:09

over index for holding Gun Magazine.

12:14

And Elvis and Eminem

12:17

also because there is I

12:19

was in the Whole Foods like I think within

12:21

the last year, and there was just a magazine

12:24

that was the Eminem Magazine.

12:28

How many I.

12:29

Want to know how many copies are getting purchased

12:31

a year of the Eminem Magazine.

12:33

It's strange. The publishing industry

12:35

seems to have like undergone a very strange

12:38

where they're like no more magazines

12:40

unless they are they like

12:42

seem like yeah,

12:46

a magazine renaissance, but all magazines

12:48

have to seem like they're at some like weird

12:51

like gift shop outside

12:53

of yeah, outside

12:55

of an Eminem museum.

12:58

Like, yeah, I love every time you go

13:00

to the groceries because I think there are often it's like people

13:02

right or something like It's like it's like a time

13:05

presents Jesus the

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magazine what

13:10

is happening? And how many

13:12

issues of this?

13:13

But have you read People and Us

13:15

Weekly Jesus the magazine, because that's where

13:17

you get the real tea honey, yeah yeah,

13:21

new ship.

13:23

He keeps dropping ship.

13:24

You know, it's like, okay, don't

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sleep on Jesus.

13:28

I'm just saying, that's right, and we never

13:30

will now.

13:32

Thank you, thank

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you, thank you. What is something you think

13:36

is underrated?

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One thing I think is underrated?

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I think I have a few things here, good

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Mayo and nice butter, And

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I also think that lifting

13:46

heavyweights is underrated. I

13:48

really enjoy lifting heavyweights, but

13:50

I also really enjoy nice

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butter and good Mayo, and two

13:55

kind of.

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Cancel each other out.

13:58

No, gotten stronger,

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but I definitely have become a middle aged man

14:02

with a pipe.

14:04

You just gotta yeah, you just got

14:07

to be the person that drinks

14:09

that ship A.

14:10

Nice butter, a nice butter.

14:13

It's so you get a good creamy butter. Tell

14:15

me it's not. It doesn't change your.

14:17

Life where you sourcing that butter from?

14:19

You?

14:20

Just because I just I just go straight

14:22

up grocery store butter.

14:23

Is that I mean?

14:25

But then you go to like a nice fancy

14:28

restaurant or like a nice fancy grocery store

14:31

and you.

14:31

See that seven dollars stick of butter and

14:33

it's freshly churned.

14:35

I mean, I'm not buying it, but if somebody I know

14:37

buys it and has it at their.

14:38

House, I'm gonna use it all.

14:40

I'll try this.

14:42

And I think about it all the time.

14:44

The degree to which a like

14:46

a five pieces of sea salt

14:49

on top of a pad of butter will like

14:51

plus it up in my brain. I'll just

14:53

be like, Wow, this.

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Is change your life.

14:57

This is so nice.

14:59

I also love Duke's Mayo. Now I think

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I've talked about it.

15:01

But yeah, I've definitely and

15:04

you all need.

15:05

To get on the Duke's Mayo train if you're not on it.

15:07

I only had it for the first time recently.

15:09

I will admit I was also like just

15:12

so drunk, so I don't really clock

15:14

the difference, but it was good, Like

15:16

I really liked the thing I was eating. But it's hard to know what

15:18

it was speaking here.

15:20

I think that I wrote these when I was high. I

15:24

was looking at this email and I was like, for

15:26

sure high.

15:26

Right here, and this

15:29

is where I got.

15:31

What's the difference with Dukes, though creamier

15:35

scream heer.

15:35

I bought merch about Duke's merch.

15:38

Wow, I'm a big Dukes

15:40

fan.

15:41

Now I'm told it has twang

15:44

by their West

15:47

Duke's got twin your view, My

15:52

god, not Alice.

15:54

No, your

15:56

mom's twang isn't.

16:00

Have you had QP Mayo, the Japanese Mayo?

16:03

What do you think about that? It's it's much

16:05

sweeter.

16:06

I feel like I'm like, not, I

16:08

don't know, you're not a fan.

16:09

I just I like American mayonnaise.

16:12

I mean I only recently came into my Mayo

16:14

era. I haven't I

16:16

have all my life have been like this ship is

16:18

disgusting.

16:19

Oh, you make me sick. And now I've

16:22

had it.

16:22

Within the last two years. I've been like, oh,

16:24

man, I've been sleeping on Mayo.

16:26

In that scenario. Are you talking to somebody who's

16:28

eating mayonnaise? Was

16:31

disgusting? You make me sick.

16:33

You need to get sunk out of

16:35

my face.

16:36

Yeah, you're sick.

16:38

I've always been a little unnerved by

16:40

like Hellman's takes up most of their label

16:43

claiming that their product is real.

16:45

Man.

16:46

I'm always like

16:47

I was

16:49

like, yeah, yeah, no, it's really good. You don't real,

16:52

you don't have testing, it's really it's real. Yeah

16:54

yeah, oh

16:56

you think it's fake. What No nobody

16:59

thought that at all. Yeah you're fake, but

17:01

you're shit is

17:03

real here in Helman's

17:07

but apparently the realist that.

17:10

I think that is something you've talked

17:12

about before but got broad support

17:14

from our audience.

17:16

You know what I think is going to come back to

17:18

this year, just thinking about things I've been

17:20

sleeping on totally unrelated.

17:23

EBay

17:26

is going to make a nice comeback.

17:28

It's been a long time since I've used eBay.

17:31

I'm calling it now, Ebays make it a comeback.

17:34

I used.

17:34

I will say I used Eba not

17:36

recently recently, but like within the last like

17:39

year and a half, I'd say, because

17:42

I briefly became a dickhead that was

17:44

really like God's going to be a watch guy,

17:46

so I got like a vintage watch.

17:49

It wasn't like since it was just like annoying

17:51

in Japanese. But they still have

17:53

the eBay stuff.

17:54

But I think it's mostly just like kind of

17:56

like Etsy ish in that it's like,

17:59

you know, individual sellers, but it's more

18:01

like shopping than like the whole bidding side

18:03

of stuff.

18:04

Right, Yeah, it feels like it's between Etsy

18:07

and Amazon lies

18:09

ebit. Yeah right, it's.

18:11

At a thriving fakes market, yes.

18:14

Right, which is a man.

18:15

If you're selling a fake, you.

18:17

Gotta gots to get on EVA.

18:19

You've gotta get it out.

18:21

Or wait, have you guys used the

18:23

fucking I don't know why you

18:25

would have. But the Chinese Eva,

18:28

what's it called?

18:28

Like?

18:29

Is it just like Wayble or something? I

18:31

used it one time.

18:33

I've had it recommended me.

18:34

But everything on there is so sketchy

18:37

and wonderfully cheap, and I

18:39

mean, who knows, but it is

18:41

amazing. I highly recommend

18:44

if you need like ten thousand Christmas

18:46

lights to ship to you in six months.

18:50

You get on the schedule for christ.

18:53

Although they just they put it on the ship I

18:55

assume right away.

18:56

But oh oh in six months. Yeah.

18:58

Like the subscription thing that Amazon offers

19:01

where it's like, you don't know what this every

19:03

month.

19:04

This is just some ship where they will bald face

19:06

tell you, yeah, look for it in like four

19:08

to nine months.

19:10

It's like cool, that's

19:13

a good idea. That's a good reminder for folks

19:15

out there. Now six months

19:17

from now, you're gonna be wanting ten thousand

19:19

Christmas tree lights.

19:22

So I don't know how to do this.

19:23

I accidentally been on something and I

19:25

don't want it yet.

19:29

Just now I want to get

19:31

off of it. I thought I was going to buy. Now

19:34

I fucked myself.

19:43

Oh man, this is spiraling fast. We

19:45

got we gotta take break. Oh

19:47

no, we'll be We'll be right back and

19:49

talk about Joe Biden. And

20:01

we're back, and so is Joe Biden

20:04

for more years. I

20:06

guess, I.

20:07

Mean Trump is running again.

20:13

We gotta.

20:16

You know, it's a bad matchup for Trump,

20:18

Like I don't. Yeah,

20:20

it's demoralizing that we're in

20:22

this position. It's demoralizing

20:25

that his whole thing, like

20:27

this video that he released with the

20:29

announcement was just you

20:31

know, a highlight reel of like Trump desantists,

20:34

Marjorie Taylor Green and like a

20:36

warning around the country mega streamists

20:38

are lining up to take those bedrock

20:40

freedoms away. And it's like, yeah,

20:43

that fuck, that's true.

20:45

He probably is our our safest

20:48

bet when it comes to, you

20:50

know, making sure that they don't take

20:52

power. At this point, it's just

20:55

a bummer that we have the fascist

20:57

Party and then the at least we're not

21:00

fascist party.

21:01

Yeah, I

21:03

mean he's indicted.

21:05

Yeah yeah,

21:07

it's they don't care, it's I

21:09

mean, Republicans are just like, who's

21:12

the most racist person we can get away

21:14

with at any given time?

21:16

Right?

21:16

If he ends up facing Trump in twenty twenty four,

21:19

it would be the first time since nineteen fifty

21:21

six that the same nominees faced each other in

21:23

consecutive presidential elections. So

21:25

the Republicans had a video

21:27

ready to drop though, was like,

21:30

oh you think you want more of this? What

21:32

if the weakest president we've ever had

21:34

were re elected? And then they

21:36

used a bunch of ai to illustrate,

21:39

like Fox News talking points about

21:42

like life under China

21:44

will invade Taiwan, the stock market

21:46

will collapse, the border could

21:48

be overrun by illegals.

21:51

San Francisco could be completely shut

21:53

down due to crime and fentanyl.

21:55

Like that, Like

21:58

ohh that sounds awesome.

22:01

Right, and become this

22:03

like kind of cool, walkable city

22:05

without the cars that have you

22:07

seen escape from New York like that put San

22:09

Francisco and without all the crime

22:12

because that was all mostly made

22:14

up by Yeah News, That would actually

22:16

be dope. I know, it's just

22:18

so weird how old he is. Like,

22:20

it's just it's so strange

22:22

that we have chosen this moment to have the two

22:25

oldest presidential candidates ever

22:27

at a time when the world is facing

22:30

a more like changed

22:32

and dangerous future that

22:35

will affect like literally everyone

22:37

on earth except for the extremely

22:39

old. Yeah, let's let

22:41

the extremely old run things. They

22:43

probably seem.

22:44

To have a grasp.

22:45

There no skin in the game.

22:47

It could not be more theoretical for these

22:50

two.

22:50

Yeah. I think it's partially because

22:53

like people's values are changing so much

22:55

and so like the old institutions

22:58

had to get real strong

23:01

an egg row, and like that's where like

23:03

that's why they came so hard with

23:06

the Biden buckery when Bernie

23:08

Sanders was like showing some momentum,

23:10

and it's just like they had

23:12

to reaffirm their power. I think

23:14

the media felt threatened, had to

23:16

reaffirm their power. And then probably like a

23:19

big portion of the voting public

23:21

is like, we can keep doubling down on the

23:23

way it was the way it was, It'll just if

23:25

we just keep can go back like it was

23:27

the way it was, then it'll just go back

23:29

to the way it was. And unfortunately

23:32

that's not happening, but it

23:35

it really feels like it's a nostala, Like

23:37

everything in the mainstream is

23:39

like a nostyal trow.

23:41

Yeah, that's back.

23:43

He's so retro, he's dead.

23:46

This is bad robot Joe Biden.

23:48

You know what, here's the thing, maybe, uh,

23:51

when Joe Biden can be weakened at Bernie

23:53

to just like aady,

23:56

we just need someone someone to some

23:59

good ship while he's in office,

24:02

just at all, please.

24:04

It's a reverse Bernie Weekend to

24:06

Bernie's Bernie

24:08

Weekend. A Yeah,

24:11

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, she's trying

24:13

to get in on the Ultra Right beer

24:16

action because.

24:18

He had a successful yeah,

24:22

the machine.

24:23

Gun apparently that Ultra right beer,

24:25

which is like, there's no

24:28

way that he's allowed

24:30

to sell that beer. You can't just

24:33

do a pop up T shirt store for

24:35

beer because you're still selling beer

24:38

and that's like highly regulated

24:40

and dangerous and like

24:43

could poison people to death. So they

24:45

keep they keep pushing the Ultra Right Beer

24:48

like launch date back further

24:51

into May. I'm guessing

24:54

we'll never actually see

24:57

that be sold on a wide scale. Yeah,

25:00

there's this guy, Seth Weathers who's like a failed

25:02

Republican strategist

25:05

who did a viral

25:07

video where he's like, beer

25:10

companies don't even know which bathroom we're

25:12

supposed to use now. Then he like

25:14

walks out of the men's room drinking

25:16

a beer like an it's

25:19

like in a T ball

25:21

setting. So he's like getting drunk

25:23

at a T ball game in the bathroom.

25:26

It's such a weird I

25:29

don't know.

25:31

Yeah, if you you're divorce

25:33

that your family hates you.

25:35

Yeah, this is your weekend with the kids.

25:38

So Sarah Huckbee Sanders, she's she's

25:40

selling coozies for when the ultra

25:42

right beer comes out, I guess, or maybe

25:44

it seems like they've learned the lesson

25:47

that they can't sell their own beer because

25:49

it's like, if you want to put this on your

25:51

beer and cover up the label

25:53

of some woke brand,

25:56

yeah, it's cool with us.

25:58

What's also, the margin is so much

26:00

higer artically.

26:00

You know, she's charged and I assume, I don't know, ten

26:03

bucks for twenty cents worth of foam.

26:05

Like twenty cents is

26:08

aggressive. That's probably overshooting

26:11

it by quite a bit.

26:12

Well, she got to get on Wayboy marketplace.

26:14

So that's right. These will

26:16

arive in six months. They have a

26:18

picture of her with like real

26:20

woman above it emblazoned

26:23

in like bud light font.

26:26

Also there's a thing that says real women

26:29

don't have to fake it. But I

26:31

can't imagine that she realizes that

26:33

that is an orgasm joke that

26:36

she feels like, so, yeah,

26:40

someone snuck that in under her nose.

26:42

This is me being a real rube.

26:44

But like this whole like having

26:47

a shotgun and at beer Koozi.

26:49

I know everyone actually drinks when they hunt, but you

26:51

really should, folks.

26:54

The video they released is her with her

26:56

dog with a shotgun, real

26:59

things and lasened over it, and then just

27:01

a bunch of stock footage

27:04

like one is a woman fishing

27:07

extra son. But it's all like people

27:09

with their back turned, where people

27:11

drinking beer that doesn't have

27:13

labels on it. You know, it's

27:15

just stuff that you like find from getty

27:18

images the media. Yeah,

27:23

it's amazing. One

27:25

that was like kind of a great find that

27:28

they found is a woman

27:30

with like the smile from the horror

27:32

movie smile on her face, like

27:35

putting dried cod

27:37

into a shoe box for

27:39

some reason, and they're like, this is what

27:41

liberals think fishing is It's

27:44

like, I don't think that's true. I

27:46

think liberals also nowhere

27:49

fish come from.

27:51

Everybody people like to fish.

27:53

Man, Yeah, fishing is not as

27:55

hard as these people see want

27:57

to make it.

27:58

See Hey, it's not called

28:00

catching all right, you

28:04

rod in the water.

28:05

The Mega beer and Sarah

28:08

Hukavie's unpleasant face Sadr boozy

28:11

man.

28:11

But it's it is fun too

28:13

because she only has like one mode

28:16

we saw it during the Trump administration where

28:18

it's just like kind of a sour like on

28:20

our face and yeah, just

28:22

being like disapproving and

28:25

kind of looking like she has

28:27

indigestion while like dealing

28:29

with the media. And then all these

28:31

videos like require her to like

28:35

be charismatic and it's

28:38

it's worth one and

28:42

the story of some of her like campaign

28:44

ads are pretty greatly. At one point

28:46

in what one of her campaign videos, she's

28:49

pumping gas and then

28:51

for some reason, the we Did It Joe

28:53

video of Kamala Harris starts playing

28:56

on the video screen at the pump

29:00

and she like like like

29:04

looked at it with disgust and then starts

29:06

addressing the camera. And then there's another

29:08

one called a rip Off, in which

29:10

we see her seven year old son, George, doing

29:13

chores, including mowing

29:16

like the largest lawn you've

29:18

ever seen with a gas powered mower.

29:21

And then she pays him two

29:23

dollars dollar for like what

29:25

would take an entire sunday.

29:27

She pays him two dollars and he doesn't

29:30

know how money works, so he takes

29:32

it and like sprints all the way to the

29:34

grocery store and like,

29:36

can't buy a pack of

29:39

Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies with

29:41

just two dollars because

29:45

Joe Biden, as the person behind

29:48

the counter informs.

29:49

Him, Oh, man, I want to hear

29:51

what the actor who plays the checkout

29:53

guy's story.

29:55

I just want to.

29:58

I won't know why he did it.

30:00

I mean, actors things hard.

30:02

It's hard, hard to get a big book

30:05

gig.

30:06

I don't know.

30:06

You're the only actor here. I'm like, for

30:08

what you have to understand is the actor that's

30:11

hard.

30:11

I turned down a roll.

30:12

Yeah, so you're a successful look and okay,

30:17

su sure, I.

30:19

Guess in Alabama you're not going to have a lot of

30:21

yeah opportunities.

30:23

Okay, yeah, Alabama, Arkansas?

30:25

Who cares?

30:26

Yeah, straight out of the community theater

30:28

to this ad. Wonderful stuff. Yeah.

30:31

Also, Little Debbie oatmeal cream

30:33

pies are two dollars and fifty eight cents,

30:35

so she just needed to pay him three

30:37

dollars for a full day work. But

30:40

as Republicans are, are

30:44

such weird liars.

30:45

Also, her little boy certainly

30:48

does not like Little Debbie cream

30:51

pies. He likes like some weird fancy

30:53

Republican ship. Oh yeah, you know they're

30:55

rich. He's a little rich boy.

30:58

Yeah, he's like, what is the ship?

31:00

Mother? Mother?

31:03

No, have the help

31:05

bake me my favorite cookie, one

31:08

of them? Only yeah,

31:11

Like they're so unfamiliar with

31:14

like the precepts of parenting

31:17

that, like they're like yeah, and then so he

31:19

uh finished his mom on the lawn and then

31:21

like, I don't know, the sprints to the grocery

31:23

store like a kid would. What

31:28

do you Okay.

31:30

It's just vibes, you know, economy

31:33

vibes.

31:34

Yes, no reality,

31:36

No one who's shopped for a Little Debbie recently

31:39

is like following for this.

31:40

And yet yeah, don't you know,

31:42

George, the vibes are all fucked up.

31:44

You can't buy with two dollars. All

31:47

right, let's take a quick break, then we'll come right

31:50

back, and

32:01

we're back and so are

32:03

the people behind the Got Milk campaign. The

32:07

Dairy Farmers of America

32:11

are back with a like you

32:13

guys remember this, right, It really the

32:16

most successful ad campaign of

32:18

my lifetime. I would,

32:21

yeah.

32:21

I mean it made us all think you have to

32:23

drink milk.

32:24

Yeah, Got Milk

32:26

is the hate campaign.

32:35

It really is just like some like joyless

32:38

celebrity ship that doesn't really make

32:40

sense.

32:40

If you think about it, but it's like good

32:42

enough, I guess good night.

32:44

I love drinking milk and athletics

32:46

stuff.

32:50

That. Yeah, because like I do remember

32:52

like the stone cold Steve Austin one which we

32:54

have a the doc here is just like him,

32:58

shirt off, looking ripped with two

33:00

glasses of milk, as though that's,

33:02

oh my god, what he relies

33:04

on to get just completely

33:06

swollen. But yeah, I mean

33:09

each one is different. You have Kermit

33:11

like dressed like Robert Redford in the late

33:13

seventies with the milk mustache,

33:16

like just looking great, and people

33:18

collected these. I remember they were like you

33:21

who had various Got Milk

33:23

magazine ads on their bedroom walls,

33:26

like milk is not a cool thing,

33:29

it's so wild.

33:30

People have been putting the milk posters in there.

33:32

People were Yeah, I mean I hang out with weird

33:35

people.

33:36

Milk.

33:37

The deer idea of a frog drinking

33:39

milk is so disgusting, is

33:42

really like awful. So

33:45

I will say the thing the thing that I saw,

33:47

like, I live sort of close in LA where

33:50

the Pieda offices are, and they have a

33:52

billboard over their building that I assume is they're building,

33:54

and they frequently have anti milk

33:56

ad And the thing that I have

33:59

noticed so frequently is that like

34:01

another like kind of like no one ran this by

34:03

anyone else messaging from Peta

34:05

and sometimes other like plant based milks is like

34:07

this milk is for a cow. Why

34:10

would you take a cow's milk, which

34:12

then like doesn't get to the b side

34:14

of like they're sort of implying that

34:17

like human milk would be fine for you to drink,

34:19

right, which

34:24

is like I think, not what they're going for.

34:25

But it's so it's so hard for me to not.

34:28

Yeah, yeah,

34:31

if you want milk, go back to your

34:33

mom, Like it's so weird.

34:44

Walked it.

34:45

Yeah, it's

34:47

just like get it from your own mama's

34:49

titty.

34:52

Titty they

34:56

have right.

34:56

Now, they have the ugliest photo

34:58

of a turkey you've ever seen, and then

35:01

it says, please don't eat me.

35:02

It's one from Thanksgiving.

35:04

That one huge turkey, this

35:07

ugly.

35:08

I want it out of my eyesight.

35:12

For purposes, not

35:15

because I'm hungry.

35:16

I'm going to

35:19

I.

35:22

Think it is. They did a nationwide

35:24

casting call and that was the cutest turkeys

35:28

are just ugly and unfortunately,

35:30

but have you guys tried turkey milk? That is

35:34

wow. So they're bringing that back,

35:36

because of course they are, because it's like a huge

35:39

success. But they're not doing the milk mustache

35:42

thing, the very simple thing

35:44

that appealed to people for

35:47

reasons that I don't nobody

35:49

can fully explain. They are

35:51

doing a big ad campaign

35:53

where it's like fake commercials for wood

35:55

milk, which is a new beverage promoted

35:58

by Aubrey Plaza that like

36:00

wood and is made of wood. It's basically

36:02

like almond milk, basically wood

36:05

milk, which sure

36:07

you have to yeah,

36:10

but it's like this.

36:11

Is just so deeply sad for everyone.

36:14

Yeah,

36:16

and like plant based milks are

36:19

better for you than

36:22

cow milk. There's a study that like I

36:24

bring it up a lot because it's just so interesting

36:27

about like the way things work in America, that like

36:29

the one time that heart disease has

36:32

like dropped dramatically

36:34

in the history of the United States was

36:36

when there were milk rations during World

36:39

War Two. Like there there's just like shit

36:41

that much evidence that like milk kills

36:44

like the one of the one of, if not the

36:46

top killer of humans in America's

36:48

heart disease. And like

36:51

milk, if you just like said

36:53

it's harder to get milk now than it used

36:55

to be, you would be saving lives. But

36:58

like dairy farmers are you

37:00

know, incredibly powerful and so

37:03

like in the same way that we have

37:05

old politicians because they

37:07

were powerful at a time, and like their

37:09

power is being threatened, Like milk

37:12

is just this like really sophisticated

37:15

machine of like influence because

37:17

their power was threatened very

37:19

early on by just irrefutable

37:22

evidence that what

37:24

they're selling us is killing us.

37:26

Milk kills people.

37:27

You're like two steps away from making a whistacle.

37:29

That's like Jack O'Brien says, Hitler

37:32

saved millions of Americas.

37:34

Thank you.

37:35

Yeah, I did publish it. It didn't get

37:37

that many readers, at least not the audience that

37:39

I was looking for.

37:41

Yeah, you'll find them. Yeah,

37:43

yeah, the silent majority.

37:45

But yeah, so I don't know. Producing

37:49

a glass of dairy milk results in almost three

37:51

times more greenhouse gas emissions than

37:53

any plant based milk. But it's

37:56

I don't know, We're going to be seeing this everywhere and it's

37:58

just like mean and cat and

38:00

not what my got Milk campaign

38:03

was all about.

38:04

Yeah, we're past the positivity

38:06

days. Man, it's about it's just monthsly it everywhere

38:09

and I I just yeah, you

38:11

just want more like lies and weird

38:13

slanders from all your marketing campaigns

38:16

everywhere.

38:16

The future is glorious.

38:18

Yeah, so I don't know. I will

38:20

I will go back to drinking whole milk just

38:23

right from the cart and straight through the dome

38:26

before and after workouts during

38:30

during Yeah, just have a there's

38:32

no.

38:33

More effective ad you could have for

38:35

plant milk that just like do a

38:37

reality thing, or you just give a bunch of people out

38:39

of gym milk, do

38:46

it, do whatever, and then just like every

38:48

twenty minutes, just be like.

38:50

Ed it smells insane in here.

38:52

Yeah,

38:59

just leaving walking by outside

39:01

of the gym are like, oh my god,

39:04

damn, got

39:09

the milk.

39:12

Spill My milk, spill

39:16

the milk on the machine.

39:17

I'm sorry, it's.

39:21

On the treadmill on the track.

39:24

You know, milk mop mop

39:26

it up later. I guess a

39:30

few more paper towels.

39:37

We should just start whispering milk right now.

39:39

Milk, milk, milk

39:43

purps. Oh.

39:45

Anyways, Ever truly a pleasure

39:47

having it.

39:48

I always love being here and just crashing

39:50

whatever topics we might actually

39:52

you should discuss.

39:55

It's always a pleasure.

39:56

Always a pleasure having you. Where

39:59

can people find you? Follow you all that good

40:01

stuff?

40:01

You can find me at ever Maynard across

40:04

all platforms. That's e V E r in

40:06

ai in ar D.

40:07

Yeah, yeah, and.

40:08

I have a oh yeah, I have a podcast It

40:11

all gay. We just did a live recording

40:13

with Judy Gold at Moon Tower that just came

40:15

out today, So that one's really.

40:16

Fun, amazing, and that's

40:18

on Patreon. People can go to your patreon

40:21

support all that stuff.

40:22

Yeah, we just watched a Patreon. Thank you for

40:25

reminding me.

40:30

And is there a work a media you've been

40:32

enjoying.

40:32

I have really been enjoying Tanara

40:35

Double Chocolate on TikTok, where she's like everyone's

40:37

so creative and she just watches

40:39

people's really bad recipes and does commentary

40:42

on it.

40:42

It's just really funny.

40:44

In the moment, it feels like you're seeing

40:47

her very first reaction.

40:49

Yeah, and it feels so good.

40:51

And then once you keep watching

40:53

it, you see that she keeps bringing back fictional

40:55

characters and I really love those callbacks.

40:57

Yeah, andrew T, what a pleasure

40:59

to have you. Thanks for having me two

41:02

days. Where can people find you? Follow

41:04

you in? Is their workmedia you've been enjoying?

41:07

Love to be here?

41:09

Yeah, just just you know, it's racist

41:11

my podcast, and we have premium

41:13

stuff at suboptimalpods dot com.

41:15

It's a real crap bag, but I'm proud

41:18

of all of it, even those really

41:20

stupid, really stupid. I

41:23

guess my media is the same as yesterday

41:25

because between now and then,

41:28

all I've still done has been on Twitter looking

41:30

at these blue check mark lunatics,

41:33

so broadly, I guess the conversation that

41:35

I thought was funny today the

41:38

Eve six guy who I know has a name,

41:40

but it's to me it's just eve six.

41:41

Yeah, I mean his Twitter handle is Yeah.

41:44

I'm not going to read all this because there's just too much here, but

41:47

basically, someone like quote

41:49

tweeted this is like poker player with

41:51

like a blue check purchase blue check mark quote

41:53

tweeted Steve Albini, saying

41:56

this guy's paying for likes and follows right Engagement

41:58

Analytics on this art on sense a call and then

42:01

the reply from Eve six. Guy was

42:03

just starting to realize just how distorted these guys'

42:06

perception of the blue check has been. And it's

42:08

extremely funny. Sorry, none of this is humorous,

42:10

but I just cannot stop. They

42:12

really thought I always said this yesterday,

42:14

but they thought that the blue

42:17

check made Beyonce cool, not Beyonce

42:19

made the blue check real.

42:20

It's so bonkers.

42:23

Really got this one wrong.

42:25

Wow, I know, and that applies

42:27

to all of their thinking. This is They're

42:30

very stupid people.

42:32

These guys in charge. That's what I'm saying.

42:34

I know, all right, you can find me on

42:36

Twitter, Jack Underscore, O'Brien. I've

42:39

just been watching the video

42:42

of the guy who faked his own death

42:44

and then fled to Scotland and

42:47

changed his name and adopted a fake

42:49

British accent. He's on

42:52

like a news thing with his wife

42:54

who seems like she's

42:57

like having a hard time even keeping a straight

42:59

face and he's got

43:01

like a gas mask on. I

43:03

think it probably has to do

43:06

with him like wanting to hide his fake

43:08

accent, partially because it's just like the

43:11

whole time he's.

43:12

Dressed like you put into an AI

43:15

What if Baron Carkonen was in The Great.

43:17

Gassy And it's like it's

43:20

so weird.

43:21

It's it's like bad improv

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character work. Like he went to England,

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was like I can probably do a fake British accent,

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couldn't decided to like persist

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with the accent and like

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somehow got married. Like I think

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the gas mask has to be like part of the calculation,

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just the layers of like bad

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action and like desperation

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and like commitment to the bit his

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next level, like fake crying. At

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one point he's like you think I can walk?

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I can't walk, and then like stands up and

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then like falls back down because

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his wife is like no, no, don't do it.

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It makes me realize how people can think

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that WWE is real.

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Yeah, just commit, don's

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commit Yeah, and this guy's all about

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the KFA. It's

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it's awesome. Well, we'll link off to the video on the

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footnotes. You

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can find us on Twitter at daily Zeikes.

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Where are the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram? We have a

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Facebook fan page and a website, daily zeikes

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dot com. Let we post our episode done our

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footnotes where we link off the information

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that we talked about in the episode, as

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well as a song that we think

44:31

you might enjoy. Uh, super producer

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Brian, is there a song that

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you think people might enjoy?

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Yes, yes, I do have

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a song. I have an infectious

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pop song for you guys. Oh

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about racism?

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Oh pro, don't

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tell me about it's pro con. Don't tell me if it's proa con.

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So this song is by Charlotte

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Aditierie and Bolus Pupil.

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It's called Linda and It He

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examines the common refrain

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from racist go back

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to your country where you belong, and

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the feeling of feeling like a foreigner

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wherever you go.

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Yeah cool, Yeah, all right,

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well we'll link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zea

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us this morning, back this afternoon to tell

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you what is trending and we'll talk to you all.

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Then fight