0:02

Yeah, bro, I'm recording. It

0:04

was fucking hot. Whoo. Nasty.

0:09

Nasty. It's going to stay out.

0:11

I think. Yeah. I mean, it's just now just feeling

0:13

like LA. Yes. All

0:15

right. Before when it was just like it's

0:18

fucking the 70 was the high. Like

0:21

I was like, how we're supposed

0:23

to be happening. My feet are supposed

0:25

to be crinkling sizzling. Yeah. And you

0:28

kept saying, and where's your global warming

0:30

now, Jack? And I was like, Miles,

0:32

it's. Where's

0:34

your global warming now? Cuck. You

0:39

know, let's not reinvent what I said. Right.

0:41

I was pretty clear. You were pretty specific

0:43

about that. Yeah. My feet are getting, I

0:46

mean, they're getting their summer heat

0:48

pads back. I try and stay

0:50

barefoot as possible on concrete. It's just like a weird

0:52

thing I've had. So as a kid, my

0:55

kids have been talking about my feet, like,

0:57

and how they're like, how are your feet

1:00

this big? Like being able to

1:02

like stand the concrete. Why is your

1:04

foot skin a different

1:07

substance than I've ever touched? Yeah.

1:09

Well, I got I got a

1:11

wild pad. I got I got I got I

1:13

got I got I got

1:16

this was originally. Yeah.

1:18

It's good. I need to exfoliate

1:20

exfoliate up under my feet. Yeah,

1:23

this shit. There's probably a good half inch. Protective

1:27

skin on the bottoms of my feet.

1:29

Yeah. It's really my

1:31

arches that don't have something. I've got

1:34

like five skins worth of

1:36

skin on my on the bottom of my

1:38

feet. What the fuck is five skins worth

1:40

of skin? It's like it's five layers. It

1:42

seems like it's made out of like it.

1:45

It seems like it came out of a hot glue

1:47

gun. The bottom of my feet right now. So you're

1:49

saying if you did a cross section of your foot,

1:52

it would look like the earth. Like, yeah,

1:54

like the mantle. Yeah. On

1:56

the bottom of my feet. Okay, that makes more sense. Because

1:58

I'm just walking around. without shoes on the

2:01

lot. I thought you were just collecting skin or something.

2:03

I got five kinds of feet down there. Chicken?

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5:01

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5:03

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5:09

being up all night watching a

5:11

chronology of the Drake Hendrick beef

5:13

by accident he said One

5:17

o'clock and just like time warped forward

5:19

an hour and 45 minutes. I just

5:21

smushed my pinky. Oh I

5:28

had my hand on my

5:30

chair and I swiveled it and it

5:33

just pinched it under my desk and

5:35

I'm like It's

5:39

got a little red dot on anything

5:41

from the blood vessels breaking well that

5:43

right there that is my co-host And

5:49

the brain yeah, thank you so much that's

5:51

our new duo called I'm pinky and that's

5:54

the brain Thanks for having me. Hey despite

5:56

my pinky injuries Oh, yeah,

5:58

that's smarts that is motherfucker will

6:01

smoosh his pinky every once in a while.

6:03

That's the thing you gotta know about my

6:05

boy Miles. He doesn't give a fuck. He

6:08

will smoosh his pinky. Anyway, so can we

6:10

buy you ladies some drinks? What? No.

6:13

All right, all right. I tried, I tried.

6:15

Aww, then he smooshed his pink.

6:18

Jack and I being wing men for each other. Here's

6:22

the thing you gotta get up and understand about

6:24

my boy Miles. Two cooses, no maverick. Yeah, 100%.

6:27

Sloping into each other. Die

6:30

after the first flight. All

6:33

right, well, Miles, this is the

6:35

episode where we tell the people what was

6:37

training over the weekend. We

6:39

got a lot for you. We got Donald Trump.

6:43

You heard about this guy. We got

6:46

Dave Grohl, really. Trump

6:49

did shark boat again. Dave, Dave, Dave. Did

6:51

he? Yeah, he did it again. He's

6:53

playing it again, man. Like this is, he's just on

6:56

the next shift. I've got an aptitude, folks, for

6:58

that sort of thing. That's what I've got, an aptitude.

7:02

I'm saying aptitude. We're gonna

7:04

talk about toilet, stall,

7:06

etiquette. All of

7:08

that. Yeah. Plenty

7:10

more. But first, before we get to any of it, we do like

7:12

to let you guys get to know

7:15

us a little bit better. Yeah. By

7:17

telling you something that we think is underrated, something

7:19

we think is overrated. You

7:21

wanna go, Miles? You want me to go? Dude, I wanna

7:23

go. You wanna go? I

7:25

wanna go, man. Let me get

7:27

out of here. Let me get out of here

7:29

real quick. Underrated, okay,

7:32

so I

7:34

knew like Elon Musk's stands are willing

7:36

to just excuse away anything they see,

7:38

but I've gotten really

7:40

into the Cybertruck, in

7:43

terms of watching the Schadenfreude

7:45

of people's Cybertrucks falling

7:47

the fuck apart, or

7:49

them being like, this car kind of sucks. Exactly,

7:52

you fool. What the fuck is

7:54

this thing? Being fully willing, like

7:57

just the purest of cognitive dissonance.

7:59

Dude, pure. Your uncut fucking cope

8:01

is just, it makes my nose

8:04

bleed. The combination made my eye,

8:06

there's a whole, there's a subreddit

8:08

called, there's like a battle on

8:11

like the automotive subreddits between our

8:13

cyber truck and our cyber stuck.

8:16

And cyber stuck is just

8:18

an aggregation of all people

8:20

fucking just lamenting or pretending

8:22

like shit's all good. And

8:24

so I really underrated just

8:27

how much like for people who outwardly are

8:29

like, I'm just so into futuristic shit, dude,

8:31

I'm into Doge, I'm into Tesla, dude, I'm

8:33

space set. You know what I mean? Like

8:36

they're all about like the fucking future, how

8:38

they can just completely ignore

8:40

blatant issues with a fucking vehicle

8:42

that costs like $120,000. That

8:47

normally like, these would be the same people be

8:49

like, oh, the new iPhone doesn't have, you know

8:51

what I mean? Like would start nitpicking. But there's

8:54

these kinds of videos, right? Where there's this one

8:56

dude who make, he has a cyber truck, he

8:58

makes all this cyber truck content and

9:01

he's making videos where he clearly points out

9:03

the fucking flaws like with the car, but

9:05

spins it at the end with some like

9:07

shit is like, so I don't know you

9:09

guys, let me know in the comments like

9:11

what you think, is it a bad thing

9:13

that some of the panels are already coming

9:15

loose? He's like, let

9:17

me know what you guys think, but he does it like

9:19

in this positive ways like, oh my God, day 14 with

9:22

the cyber truck, gotta say I'm loving it,

9:24

this car is so futuristic. The

9:26

interior is rattling really loud already, like the seats

9:28

are fucking vibrating. Let me know in the comments

9:31

what you think, should a car be doing this

9:33

after two weeks on the road or is this

9:35

just the price we pay for having a car

9:37

that's literally from the future? Let me know, gang.

9:39

Like it's that. From the future as imagined by

9:41

the year 1988. Yeah,

9:43

100%, 100%. As

9:45

imagined by me with magnet tiles. Right,

9:48

yeah. Then like it has the same

9:50

geo, like, you know, physical nuance, angular

9:52

nuance. And fall apart as easily as

9:55

something as a magnet tile. Constructed from

9:57

magnet tiles. Yeah, so it's just. Shout

10:00

out to all these people who are refusing

10:02

to take an L. You know, like it's

10:04

it's really awesome to see because it's truly

10:06

some wild shit where people are like, oh,

10:09

man, I I fucked up and like went into

10:11

the car wash, really afraid my car is going

10:13

to die. And then you'll see like update my

10:16

car died. And you're

10:18

like, yeah, got wet. I fucked up.

10:20

I got it wet. You want to

10:23

me. I mean, there's can we

10:25

talk real quick about the story? One of

10:27

the stories on the dock is about Cybertrucks

10:30

like getting defaced with

10:32

somebody spray painted the message

10:34

fuck Elon on like

10:36

a parking lot full of like 50

10:38

of them. And the thing

10:41

that I took away from it was like

10:43

the way it was written about on this

10:46

site. Torque news is

10:48

wild. They're just like it

10:51

actually like so they were able to get

10:54

the paint off easily. And

10:56

the vehicles look even more shiny and

10:58

stunning. Exactly. Deep cleaning. Exactly.

11:01

That kind of shit. It actually like it

11:04

ended up being a net positive that these

11:06

people are so angry at that Cybertruck. Actually

11:08

the vandalism made the trucks better. When you

11:10

come at Elon, it actually makes him stronger,

11:12

bro. I thought you knew that. Yeah,

11:15

dude. His ribcage just expanded three

11:17

more feet. He looks

11:19

like he's like so like his

11:21

organs are so off the chain. It could

11:23

be like a big pregnant hen. I don't

11:25

know. Yeah, that people say that

11:27

happens like organ growth, but whatever. Also

11:30

the premise of that story

11:32

that it got cleaner after

11:34

it was. Look

11:37

at this video. I'm showing you a video

11:39

where it's a slide pan. It's

11:42

it's laughing around. Like a bat. Like a

11:44

whole ass bat. It's

11:47

the fucking side trim. This guy's and it's

11:49

fully blown apart at an angle. People were

11:52

like, yeah, I gotta take it in. They

11:54

said it should be an easy fix any

11:56

other time. People been like this car is

11:59

a fucking disaster. But I

12:01

don't know like in the cyber truck subreddit I'm

12:04

like I need like some AI people like look

12:06

and be like is this is

12:08

it all like are there bots in there?

12:10

Just propping up the narrative that this car

12:12

isn't a total L Or do

12:14

people just like just in

12:17

this weird ironic way people become

12:19

bots like yeah And

12:23

yeah, we've all we've seen

12:25

it we've been there before Yeah,

12:28

the Star Wars prequels I gotta say before

12:30

yeah The cope from cyber truck fans only

12:32

second to the cope that Laker fans are

12:34

capable of you still haven't cut You still

12:37

don't have us beat you still don't have

12:39

us beat You're close. Yeah

12:41

second and none. Yeah second and also the

12:43

idea that the cyber trucks got cleaner

12:47

After the thing was like wait, so they're

12:49

dirty when you deliver But

12:53

But it doesn't matter like they

12:55

just need to spin everything into

12:57

a win Yeah What but yeah,

12:59

there is the refrain that everyone the the

13:02

most common thing is people are explaining away

13:04

these like all these defects Cuz it's clear

13:06

this car just got fucking rushed off the

13:08

line to you know Yeah, deliver to be

13:10

delivered to customers that everyone just

13:13

goes what's so futuristic. I mean like there's

13:15

obviously going to be like hiccups It's so

13:17

futuristic. I'm like for this seat like for

13:19

the fabric on the seat to stay on.

13:21

Yeah Yeah, yeah a futuristic

13:23

option. Yeah, sure. Okay, go

13:25

just felt stapled to the

13:27

interior of like a fucking

13:30

metal cage All

13:32

right, my underrated first of all if I didn't

13:34

have kids, I think I'd be under rating the

13:38

Despicable Me franchise the minions are

13:41

Like the the degree to which The

13:44

pre-so the premise of Despicable Me for

13:46

if you don't have kids the minions

13:48

get superpowers at least that's like one

13:50

of the things That happens that's an

13:52

escalation in the lore of the minions.

13:54

Yeah. Yeah, they get like they one

13:56

of the things they try is like

13:59

Jerry become super Jerry and

14:01

he's this like giant this

14:04

year yeah Jerry wanna minion and

14:06

it has just destroyed my

14:08

kids brains like they're just they saw the

14:10

trailer when we went to see they had

14:12

to end our just like whoa like remember

14:14

that one part

14:19

like we saw inside out too they liked

14:21

it but all they're talking about is despicable

14:23

me for and like when that comes out

14:25

when they're gonna see it and I

14:28

don't think people are

14:30

ready for what despicable me for

14:32

is going to do to children

14:35

or the box office I think it's think it's

14:37

gonna be a big hit and

14:40

then also

14:42

I just have to say I've

14:44

been reading a lot of history reading a history

14:47

book about the early days of John

14:50

F Kennedy got

14:52

a Kennedy podcast coming and

14:55

the stupidity of Hitler's mustache

14:58

at the time like during

15:00

World War two right

15:02

is like that people I don't

15:05

so there's there's a section on Hitler in

15:08

in this JFK by biography because JFK

15:10

was like a World War two hero and

15:12

his girlfriend during the war is was

15:14

a Nazi spy oh what yeah I don't

15:21

think she ended up being one but she was like

15:23

a journalist who had like written a

15:26

profile on Hitler and people like wait

15:28

isn't that her in the box at

15:30

the Berlin Olympics with Hitler she's like

15:32

yeah what do you know you know

15:34

I'm just like friendly you know I

15:36

thought yeah I'm outside you know what

15:38

can I say so they excerpt like

15:40

one of her profile of him

15:43

and first

15:45

of all it's like you immediately like the

15:47

guy so not great but reading

15:50

the profiles of him and

15:52

then this like made me go look I'm

15:55

always struck by the fact that it

15:57

doesn't mention that his mustache looks like

16:00

absolute shit like, what

16:02

is going on? And

16:06

so that's, I guess it's the question

16:08

that I have is like, yes, I'm viewing

16:10

it through the lens of history. Uh, you

16:14

know, obviously he ruined

16:16

that look, but also

16:18

like Michael Jordan tried to bring it

16:20

back. Michael Jordan, you know, uh,

16:24

very influential stylistically. Like

16:26

my, my, uh,

16:28

shoes are all based on things.

16:30

Michael Jordan, uh, you

16:33

know, inspired. And when

16:35

he tried to pull that off, everyone was

16:37

like, Nope, no, no, no, no, no. Can't

16:39

do it. Um, so

16:41

I don't know. I guess I'm just like, how

16:44

is it Charlie Chaplin, the O G of that?

16:48

I guess chap chaplains character, the

16:50

tramp, like, I actually inspired

16:52

him to do it, to wear it.

16:55

Um, he was a big Chaplin fan,

16:57

but like that

16:59

was a character, like a, yeah, I know there's

17:01

speculation of whether that actually inspired him or not,

17:03

but yeah, there's a lot of like, there, there's

17:06

like all sorts of origin stories where they're like,

17:08

Hitler had a normal mustache, but then like world

17:10

war two happened or world war one happened and

17:12

he, his normal mustache couldn't fit

17:15

under his gas mask. Um, so he

17:17

like, like there's like a super, super

17:19

villain origin story for his stupid looking

17:21

mustache. Right. But I don't know if

17:23

I buy any of that other than

17:25

the just that he thought it looked

17:27

cool and it did not. Yeah. They're

17:29

probably like, dude, this guy is fucking

17:31

out of his mind. Like, don't just,

17:33

you don't even bother bringing up the

17:35

mustache. Like he didn't fucking kill you.

17:38

Yeah. Oh no, it looks great, dude. Listeners

17:40

who were around in world war two, let

17:43

us know. Sound off in the comments. Did

17:45

you reckon, did you realize that shit looked

17:47

stupid as hell at the time? Were you

17:49

rocking the toothbrush mustache? Let us know. Yeah.

17:51

But I can't fully trust

17:53

any historical account that doesn't open

17:55

being like, well, first of all,

17:58

the mustache, I mean, the first thing you got to talk about. What was

18:00

the thing? I mean,

18:02

y'all should have known he was going

18:04

out in public looking like that. Yeah.

18:06

All right. That's that's my underrated. What's

18:09

something, Miles, that you think is overrated?

18:11

Overrated two quick things. First of all,

18:13

the Euros, the European Championship Tournament has

18:15

kicked off in full swing. I

18:18

cannot stand American commentary on international soccer.

18:20

Like this happened. The first backlash was

18:22

like in the 2002 World Cup where

18:24

like they had people like Alexi Lawless

18:26

talking and everyone was like, get these

18:28

fucking clowns off. Like they don't know

18:30

what they're talking about. They're mispronouncing all

18:33

the names. They don't know any context.

18:35

They just don't have nothing to offer.

18:37

And this coverage has been kind of

18:40

mixed. But the same guy, Alexi Lawless,

18:42

I fucking hate this guy. Like he

18:44

used to be the captain. Red hair

18:46

guy from. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He

18:48

says some of the dumbest

18:51

shit you've ever heard. Like there are

18:53

times when like the other people that

18:55

are on the commentating desk, like there's

18:57

like an English player named Daniel Sturridge,

18:59

his face literally like implodes into itself

19:01

while this while Lawless is giving a

19:03

terrible take about the English national team

19:05

where he has no perspective on anything

19:07

like the highest level plays like fucking,

19:09

you know, the thing, MLS. And

19:13

I maybe he had played in Europe like

19:15

once. But there's like this arrogance that like

19:18

some of these American commentators that have that's

19:20

so not earned like the whip. I would

19:22

rather hear like players from

19:24

the women's national team because they actually

19:26

are goated. Like they've played at the

19:29

highest levels. They've beat everybody. They've maintained

19:31

like world championships. Those people

19:33

I want to hear from not Alexi

19:36

Lawless to say some stuff like, yeah,

19:38

man. So, you know, like I'm England,

19:40

they got to stop whining. They got

19:42

so many good players. They got to

19:45

be good. They shouldn't be bad. And

19:47

you're like, what the fuck are you

19:49

saying out loud? So that's my first

19:51

thing. Quickly, ESPN level like hot take.

19:54

Hurry. It's like it's

19:56

even worse because it's like as it's

19:58

being said, you're You're questioning if this

20:00

person has even been alive and watching

20:03

what like soccer for the last 20

20:05

years. What the fuck is he just

20:07

saying right now? It's not even

20:09

like, oh, you're doing that perspective on something.

20:12

You kind of look at it and you're

20:14

like, it's yeah, it's like an alien describing

20:16

eggs for the first time. Yeah, yeah,

20:18

yeah. And you're like, okay, this is confounding. The

20:20

other thing is- You're saying an alien describing

20:23

eggs? Yeah, I don't know why. Why?

20:26

It's just fucking completely foreign,

20:28

scrambled eggs. I think

20:30

it's because I made it for my baby this morning.

20:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And I was trying to describe

20:35

it to him. Look, it's a lot of my personal

20:37

life's coming out in this take. And

20:40

then the other thing is watching

20:42

the young, the youngs execute

20:44

the Y2K aesthetic. I see it a

20:46

lot on TikTok, on

20:49

Instagram. So many

20:51

of them are just dressing up

20:54

like Katy Perry or Jersey

20:57

Shore characters. And I'm

20:59

like, Y2K is not that. So

21:01

first of all, I'm like, we're not

21:03

defining Y2K correctly. I

21:05

feel like the first season of Jersey Shore was 2009. So

21:08

we're in the tens, basically. And

21:13

so I'm like, also, this is where

21:15

I'm in my old head back. I'm

21:17

like, you gotta also, the young people

21:19

need to think about where we were

21:21

at mentally during this Y2K fashion era.

21:23

You know what I mean? With the

21:26

shiny suits, with the TLC fan mail

21:28

futuristic outfits, with Missy Ellie, it's kind

21:30

of thing, with the matrix. We

21:33

were completely, like we were so

21:35

excited about what the near future would bring

21:37

that we were like, oh, we're basically in

21:39

spaceships. The internet completely blew our minds. Like

21:42

just in its very early period, like, oh

21:44

my God, anything is on the wall. It's

21:46

basically all good. Yeah, we hadn't realized there

21:48

was a bad, a downside to the internet

21:51

yet. No, we were hugging our computers had

21:54

different fucking flavors, depending on what color

21:56

iMac you had. And we

21:58

also loved our computers so much. much we thought

22:00

that they could actually kill us and why to

22:03

K so like we were into all these different

22:05

futuristic textures but I get that from the perspective

22:07

of 2024 you look at this

22:09

you're like yeah just dress like a chaotic drug addict

22:12

and that's that's kind of like the year 2000 look

22:15

and I'm like no it was

22:17

more nuanced that way but I also we do

22:20

we were guilty of the same shit growing

22:22

up too when you like look back and

22:24

like oh 80s style and you just wore

22:26

like weird shit that was in your parents

22:28

closet without anything like coherent so I get

22:30

that we're playing with aesthetic things but part

22:32

of me was like immediately like but that's

22:34

not what it meant back then Jack yeah

22:37

it wasn't just about wearing you

22:39

know mixed textures and patterns

22:41

and things with flashes and neon and something

22:43

super baggy and wearing a pair of goggles

22:45

on your head it was more

22:48

nuanced to it so are you seeing kids

22:50

wearing that shit like goggles

22:52

with yeah I saw some kids wearing

22:54

I saw some kids wearing snoggles okay

22:57

it wasn't they didn't pull it off it was like

22:59

this kid was kind of in between y2k and steampunk

23:01

that I saw on the street I

23:03

mean good for him yeah yeah

23:05

I mean lean into it but I'm just like part of me is

23:07

like oh it is I were you there man

23:10

yeah you weren't come

23:12

on sit around man let me tell

23:14

you a little about why chair real

23:17

quick man so this game turns radio

23:19

fucked me up yeah

23:21

I did read that

23:23

this was going to be one of your overrated

23:26

and took off my steampunk

23:28

goggles and hey

23:31

your leather your leather bowler looks

23:33

great though thanks man

23:37

was that dialysis tubing wrapped around the

23:39

crown cool man whatever

23:41

whatever hey I'm just going white UK

23:44

man like UK bro um

23:48

I guess overrated is like not

23:50

for me not drawing a clear

23:52

line for my kids of like

23:54

what they can say

23:57

to me in public So

24:00

this weekend, both my sons were, we were

24:02

at Barnes and Noble at the Grove, was

24:05

picking up my Kennedy book, and they were

24:07

getting a book for, we're about to take

24:09

a trip. They each got a little book

24:11

for the trip. And they were

24:13

interrogating me, like Tom Cruise at the

24:15

end of A Few Good Men. Oh.

24:18

About whether- And you're Jack Nicholson? Yeah. About

24:21

whether Uranus is a gas planet, because

24:24

they think it's funny. And I

24:26

think I've made that joke to them

24:28

before. And they know what an anus

24:30

is. Can you confirm that Uranus is

24:33

a gas planet? It's a simple question. I

24:36

mean, isn't it true? That

24:39

you recently told us Uranus is a- You

24:41

don't protest too much. I know

24:43

you know the answer, so just answer it. Then I'm like,

24:46

fine, yes, Uranus is a gas planet. And they're

24:48

like, ah! Ah! Motherfucker.

24:53

Just roasting me for having an anus that's

24:55

a gas planet. First

24:58

of all, I'm like, I pointed out to you

25:00

that this was funny in the first place. Oh

25:03

my God. Good defense there, dad. You can't then

25:05

use the stuff I teach you to bully me

25:07

in public, but yeah. It

25:09

was, yeah. Were

25:13

there other customers in the bookstore also laughing

25:15

with them? They're like- No, nobody was laughing.

25:17

This is a motherfucker's anus is a gas

25:19

planet. Yeah, yeah. People

25:21

falling out of chairs as they're walking

25:23

up to them. Like, high-fiving your kids.

25:25

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all right, so over the weekend,

27:50

we like to just catch up

27:52

with what Donald Trump's saying this

27:54

time, workshopping his material, uh, go,

27:56

you know, the stuff that

27:58

he's workshopped that works. like the

28:01

shark verse electrocution motor.

28:04

Um, yeah, he stick with

28:07

keep using. It's always something

28:09

versus something. It's last week shark verse

28:11

electrocution. This week, I think it's, uh,

28:14

people seeking a better life versus

28:16

American people that live in the

28:19

country already. Yes. Versus

28:21

UFC fighters. Oh,

28:24

so he suggested having migrants

28:26

battle it out in some

28:29

kind of like blood sport

28:31

for his amusement. Fuck. Yes.

28:34

Um, brought it up not once,

28:37

uh, multiple times over the weekend,

28:39

including at a Christians at a

28:41

faith and freedom coalition. You

28:44

want to hear it? You want to hear the idea out loud real quick?

28:46

Yeah, let's hear it. This is, uh,

28:48

I guess his grand idea. I

28:52

told Dana white of UFC, I said, here's what we're

28:54

going to do. You know, these are tough cookies coming

28:56

into our country. Here's what we're going to do. Jesus.

29:00

Prisons and mental incitations.

29:02

I said to Dana white, he's got a

29:04

fight going on right now. He's a good

29:06

friend of mine. He pronounces like

29:09

he's on like one of the too much tuna

29:11

guys. Nobody

29:17

said the other day, they said,

29:19

who's the toughest person you've ever

29:21

met? He said, definitely Donald Trump.

29:23

He said, shut the fuck up.

29:26

No, he's not. But I said, Dana,

29:29

Dana, I have a

29:32

lot of money. You're going to

29:34

go and start a new migrant fight

29:37

league migrants, only migrants. And

29:40

then at the end of the year, the

29:42

champion migrant is going to fight your champion.

29:45

And I hate to tell you, Dana, I

29:47

think the migrant might win. That's how tough

29:49

they are. Well,

29:51

kind of quiet there. Yeah. Because

29:54

everyone's like, they're like, but the

29:56

running man was a commentary on our

29:58

society. No,

30:01

I think it should be real. I think it should be taken

30:03

literally. That is so fucking

30:05

vile. And this

30:07

is again, this we've heard reports

30:09

about this is what he's taking into the

30:11

debate with Biden on Thursday is he's

30:13

this new thing is going to be all

30:16

about how people who are immigrating

30:18

here are dangerous and are killing

30:20

people. And he's just again, he's

30:23

going for xenophobia to

30:25

the fucking 666 power

30:27

right now. But

30:29

holy shit, and their champion fights

30:31

ours and it's like Game of Thrones.

30:34

You know, there could be the mountain and

30:36

someone's the sand snake or scorpion, whatever the

30:38

fuck his name was. Fox and

30:40

Friends called it a brilliant idea

30:43

for his campaign called Trump self-aware

30:45

and modest during the same segment.

30:48

Talking about that. Yeah, yeah.

30:50

But for that, they said, well, but

30:53

tucked into it is something really important, which

30:55

is these guys are violent. Maybe

30:57

you need Donald Trump to make sure those guys are out

30:59

of the country. He's making making some

31:01

really good points there. You have. Yeah,

31:04

you've absolutely failed if your heinous

31:06

idea for human interaction doesn't pass

31:09

the Dana White test. Yeah,

31:11

I doesn't give a fuck. This guy's a

31:13

fucking mess. And he's like what he

31:16

somehow survived putting his hands on his wife in

31:18

public. And people are like, I don't know. Dana

31:20

is going to Dana. This

31:22

dude, he recently like

31:25

was on the club. Shayshay talking about

31:27

how being canceled was like being gay.

31:29

I don't know if you can't look

31:32

for like spousal abuse,

31:34

right? Like that. Well, yeah.

31:37

And all kinds of violent shit these days. But yeah, that

31:39

was also one of the things with domestic violence. And

31:42

this is his answer about like, are you afraid

31:44

of being canceled? I equate it

31:46

to being gay. Wow. Think

31:48

about strong start in life back

31:51

in the 80s. Yeah. If you came

31:53

out and said you were gay, it could destroy

31:55

your career. It could destroy. Imagine

31:57

living a life where you can't.

31:59

be who you really are.

32:01

Correct. Correct. Horrible. Shays. But she should

32:04

know who I am. If you like

32:06

it or you don't like it. I

32:09

don't give a fuck. Right. Brave. Brave.

32:11

He said that's my that's your problem. Not

32:13

mine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

32:16

Yeah. Easy. I'm as a cishet

32:18

white guy. Okay. With billions of

32:20

dollars. You know what I mean?

32:22

Yeah. Like I'm being brave

32:25

for being for not evolving

32:27

with the times and holding

32:29

on to archaic. Correct. Shannon

32:32

Sharp. Yes. The

32:34

worst dude. He is the

32:36

worst fucking interviewer. Wow. Sharp.

32:39

Unbelievable. That's wild. That

32:41

is a yeah. Anyway, that's that guy

32:43

who is being like, it's like being

32:45

gay in the 80s is like, I

32:47

don't know Donald about yeah, migrant fight

32:50

club. Yeah, but he yeah, even

32:52

he even within the story by

32:54

Donald Trump who said Donald Trump is the

32:56

toughest guy he knows, which is again like

32:58

Donald Trump takes things that people

33:01

say to humor rich

33:03

people and he's like, this is

33:05

a fact. Jack. Yeah. White says

33:07

I'm the toughest dude out there.

33:09

Like Donald Trump takes things that

33:12

people say to humor rich

33:15

people and he's like, this is a

33:17

fact. Jack. Yeah. White says I'm the

33:19

toughest dude out there that I could

33:22

which I just wish like he would believe it

33:24

so much that he maybe got

33:26

in the ring. Like I knew I was going to be

33:28

president when I went to Disneyland and I went to the

33:30

sword in the stone and I pulled

33:32

the sword out of the rock. It doesn't come out

33:34

for everyone folks. Only people that can be King Arthur.

33:36

That's right. And I pulled it out and then they

33:39

said I could be king and it's

33:41

like very self aware and modest.

33:44

Great, great. Yeah. It's a kind of

33:46

shit. A preschooler says after they went

33:48

to like a like a character party

33:50

and it's like Batman told me I

33:52

was stronger than him. Yeah. Well, that's

33:54

not the you know what? Yeah. Oh,

33:56

that's nice. You are stronger than Batman.

33:58

Well, as we were looking at that clip. We couldn't

34:01

help but notice that the number

34:03

one trending thing right now is

34:05

Dave girl Dave

34:08

role of the Foo Fighters of Nirvana

34:11

Dave Dave Dave. He's got another

34:13

profession to make you know, you fucked

34:15

up Dave, right? I

34:19

don't know. Yeah, where are all these posts coming from?

34:21

Are they from you or your fans Wow? Dave

34:25

you really Kind of stepped

34:27

in it and then rolled around in it didn't you

34:30

right? Might

34:32

be what you like, huh Dave But

34:34

yeah, so Taylor Swift the

34:37

errors tour hit London over the

34:39

weekend And it

34:41

was the first time first of

34:43

all Paul McCartney Tom Cruise

34:46

Prince William I

34:48

don't know who those people are but like

34:51

apparently they're famous with oh some people And

34:54

also, of course, most importantly Travis

34:56

Kelsey who donned a tuxedo

34:59

and performed in the show for the

35:01

first time I don't know what that

35:03

means I think as he went

35:05

he was actually on stage this time rather than

35:07

being like in the bomb backstage and

35:09

he Like he danced is he I

35:11

don't know. I just heard he was on stage.

35:14

Wow I'm just mad I don't

35:16

have I'm not in a relationship like that that allows

35:18

me to be in front of hundreds of thousands of

35:20

people in a tuxedo But dance with

35:22

a billionaire During

35:25

her second night at Wembley Stadium though.

35:27

The Foo Fighters were also in town

35:29

playing at London Stadium Not

35:32

sure which of those is bigger Wait,

35:35

where was she choose that Wembley?

35:37

Oh, yeah One day

35:39

that Wembley's Wembley is the biggest. Oh,

35:41

it's bigger. All right. Yeah, London was

35:43

London Stadium was made for the London

35:45

Olympics and then now West Ham United

35:49

plays there. So not very storied

35:51

Dave is it? No very new

35:53

only 12 years old. Oh who

35:55

can forget the 2012

35:57

Olympics cool cool cool cool But

36:01

he couldn't stop himself from mentioning Taylor

36:03

Swift. He said, I tell you, man,

36:06

you don't want to suffer the wrath of

36:08

Taylor Swift. And then paused

36:11

before rolling forward

36:13

into something that was going to draw the

36:15

wrath of Taylor Swift. We like

36:17

to call our tour the errors tour.

36:19

We've had more than a few errors

36:22

and more than a few fucking errors

36:24

as well. Just a couple. Those

36:27

words sound alike. And

36:30

then here's where

36:32

it gets interesting. He said,

36:34

that's because we actually play

36:36

live. What? Just saying

36:39

you guys like raw live rock

36:41

and roll music, right? Well,

36:43

you came to the right fucking place.

36:47

I'll be great if you just

36:49

started like shredding atone only.

36:51

Like, you didn't know how to

36:54

play the guitar at all. Game to

36:56

the right fucking place. Fred Scott, black,

36:58

Sonny, ooh, ooh, Fred,

37:04

guys. What the fuck, Dave? Um,

37:07

no, I'm sure, I'm sure he shredded after

37:09

that. He's a great musician. Dude,

37:12

also there's something kind of bummed me

37:14

out about him being like, you guys like

37:16

raw live rock and roll music. Great. That

37:19

just feels like, oh, man, dude, we

37:21

know we're here for a concert, but like

37:23

rock and roll doesn't have the same cache

37:25

that it did. Yeah. That's old. Like, y'all

37:27

like some rock and roll, right? But

37:29

yeah, I'm just picturing Taylor Swift just

37:33

smiling to herself a

37:35

little bit and just being like, wow, this

37:38

motherfucker really doesn't know. This is what the

37:40

fuck a really, she's like, huh.

37:43

Oh, so you want that, huh? Okay. All right. Okay.

37:46

Might suck if the scaffolding fails at your

37:48

next show. Yeah. I don't know. I don't

37:50

know. I'm just saying I don't need to

37:52

make that happen because you're going to do

37:54

the right thing and you're going to kill

37:56

yourself, Dave, for that mist step. I'm

37:59

in your dreams, Dave. I mean, your dreams.

38:02

Yeah, I like picturing her like J Edgar

38:05

Hoover, just like being

38:07

like the only, you

38:09

know, reasonable, responsible thing for you to do

38:11

would be to kill yourself out

38:14

of shame and embarrassment. I don't

38:16

know that it's I'm sure this is

38:19

going to cause a bigger backlash than

38:21

it ought to. But

38:24

mainly people are talking about, you know,

38:26

Taylor Swift does use backing tracks and

38:28

auto tuning as does

38:30

every major pop act. And

38:34

I guess the Foo Fighters don't

38:36

use backing tracks, but Dave

38:38

Grohl is also not performing choreographed dance

38:40

moves while singing everlong.

38:42

But I think the other thing is to

38:45

his daughter got absolutely

38:47

fucking dog piled

38:50

for insinuating that Taylor Swift maybe doesn't take private jets.

38:52

So I have a feeling he's like reference. He's

38:54

like, you know, they came for his kids. So he's

38:56

going to be like, you know what? Yeah,

38:59

allude to this thing as a

39:02

slight pushback, but not enough for

39:04

it to be like it feels like part

39:06

saltiness because you're kind of like this old

39:08

rocker dude. And you're seeing like how the

39:11

industry might be changing in that sense, but

39:13

also like your daughter also

39:15

got, you know, they came for your daughter.

39:17

So you're probably going to defend. Yeah, yeah,

39:19

yeah. That makes sense to me. And

39:23

I don't know, it's probably good for

39:25

both tours, to be honest, which

39:28

is important because I really do want

39:31

Taylor Swift to continue to break

39:33

all the records with her errors

39:35

tour, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

39:38

yeah. And for for carbon emissions.

39:40

I want that. Yes, I want it to. Because

39:44

what is it like? One percent of travelers

39:46

cause 50 percent of the emissions. Like

39:48

when you look at the. Yeah, it's like

39:51

it's it's pretty. It's pretty stark. But

39:54

hey, Dave Grohl, we love rock

39:56

and roll, man. Keep doing your thing, man.

39:59

Just do ever long. the acoustic version for

40:01

me one time, please. And

40:03

everybody will feel great. But

40:06

yeah. So I was supposed to point out

40:08

her band is gonna be playing live for

40:10

you for three and a half hours tonight.

40:12

Not mentioning anybody's name, but. Yeah,

40:15

but y'all get it. You know you fucked up,

40:17

Dave. You know you fucked up, Dave. I'm sorry,

40:19

Dave. Can I call you David? Dave, David. I'm

40:22

sorry, Dave. It's time for you to die. All

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42:57

toilet stall etiquette. So

43:02

a woman's post on Mum's Net. All

43:06

right, Mum's Net. Mum's Net about

43:08

a new etiquette has

43:10

gone viral. She recounted

43:13

a story about going to the bathroom at work,

43:16

she included a diagram, hopefully, in which

43:18

three stalls are labeled A, B, and

43:21

C, with A being the closest to

43:23

the door and C being the furthest.

43:27

And even the bathroom where

43:29

the sinks are too. Very thorough diagrams.

43:32

The sinks are there. The sinks are

43:34

across from the front of

43:36

the stalls. So they're not,

43:38

it's not one of those situations where you

43:40

come in, sinks over to the left, and

43:43

then you get the stall. Nope. They're right

43:45

across. Yeah. It's a galley bathroom. Galley bathroom

43:47

folks. Yeah. You walk

43:49

in the door, Miles. You

43:51

go into the furthest stall. Just for

43:54

what? Peepee or poo poo? For

43:56

poo poo. I mean, that's why

43:59

we're using the stall, right? I don't understand the question

44:01

and I won't respond to it. So

44:05

she built into this is the assumption you

44:07

always use the furthest from the door. Um,

44:10

okay. That that is absolutely the

44:12

case for me. Um, I

44:15

will, if there's someone in the furthest one

44:18

from the door, I might come back.

44:20

I might go sit in

44:23

my, uh, cubicle for,

44:25

you know, 15 minutes, sweating

44:28

uncomfortably and just wait for that

44:30

person to be done. So I

44:32

can't, there's, there's something about being

44:34

in that first, first

44:37

stall, like where your shoes are

44:39

the first thing they see upon entering. You always look

44:42

at the shoes. I mean, I always look at the

44:44

shoes, you always look at the shoes because you're always

44:46

like, then I make a little note in my note

44:48

tap to be like, okay, here's how I know who

44:50

was shitting earlier. Remember that.

44:52

Remember these shoes. Just so you know,

44:55

fucking Jimmy, the fucking director of the

44:57

company, he has the fucking pants all

44:59

the, they're touching the ground on his

45:01

ankles. He's not even holding them kind

45:03

of up there on the floor. Disgusting.

45:06

Yeah. But anyways, uh,

45:08

so see the furthest one is the

45:10

furthest is the one that she

45:12

went in. No one's there. She goes into see another

45:16

person comes in. They go

45:18

into be now didn't

45:20

keep a buffer stall. Did not keep a

45:23

buffer stall. And she, she, she wrote, I

45:25

think that's madness and can't fathom why are

45:28

the two remaining cubicles available. I love

45:30

that she calls, uh, stalls where you

45:32

shit cubicles. You'd opt to go

45:34

into the one right next to someone. Um,

45:37

I get it. But for the aforementioned, I

45:39

don't want my shoes to be the first thing

45:41

that somebody sees when they walk into the bathroom.

45:44

Like that's, you might as well just like take

45:46

the fucking stall down and just

45:48

be sitting there. You

45:51

can see my shoes, man. You're going to know it's

45:53

me. You're going to know that I poop. All

45:55

right here. I'll take a selfie and I'll show you under the

45:57

stall. What my face looks like. All right. There you go. There

46:00

you go, now you show me. This

46:02

is, I don't know. I don't know why I

46:05

have so much shame about the fact that

46:07

I poop, because it turns out, according to some

46:10

recent literature, in

46:13

the children's book variety, everybody poops. I

46:17

don't know, I've dated a few people, that's where

46:19

they didn't. Yeah. For

46:22

me, this is why, again, up top

46:25

I said, I don't understand the question, I won't respond to it,

46:27

because I will not use a pub, I

46:29

will not do number two in a public bathroom. In

46:31

a public restaurant? Unless I'm in Japan. Okay.

46:35

Why in Japan? Because there, because

46:37

you know, we're a shame-based society, so

46:40

the idea of hearing somebody blow

46:42

a stall out is not like

46:45

something we're into. Like, there are

46:47

some toilets have a sound, it'll

46:49

make a distraction sound while you're

46:51

sitting on it, because

46:53

you don't want to contribute to

46:56

the sonic soundscapes of the restroom

46:59

with your bodily functions. I'm

47:02

always home-field advantage, my

47:04

body is like that, because for me, I think

47:07

I just don't, yeah, I

47:09

think it's a, I just don't want anybody

47:11

to have Jack Nicholson front row at

47:13

the Lake Show tickets to me taking a shit.

47:15

Yeah. Because they do, I

47:18

feel like this is just leftover from me being

47:21

in high school, you know? Yeah,

47:23

yeah, yeah. This is just assumptions that I made

47:25

when I was in high school, like, they're gonna

47:27

care that I'm going to the bathroom and they're

47:29

gonna tell everybody. And you won't get a date

47:31

to the frostbox social. Upon

47:34

re-examining it, I'm like, oh, nobody gets

47:36

a shit, literally. No, but to be

47:38

fair, you never walked in there, somebody's

47:40

doing a paint job, and if you're

47:42

with a group, you're like, yo, somebody

47:44

is doing an absolute paint job in

47:46

there right now. And they're wearing beat

47:48

up Jordan 1s. It's because

47:50

I don't, I think because I don't feel, like

47:52

I feel like you're being in there, you

47:55

are now fodder for me to talk about

47:58

that I just have to remove myself. They're coming

48:00

true. They are yeah again. Most

48:02

of our fears are based on whatever screwed up

48:05

reality We live in in our own heads that

48:07

yeah, you know if you're actually reality tested the

48:09

99% of the time is fucking nonsense It's just

48:11

in your own neurotic mind Yeah, but yeah, I

48:13

get it if you're if you're in the bathroom

48:16

and you're trying to take a shit you're like

48:18

Okay, maybe you could keep one between us But

48:20

at that point like just do your shit and

48:22

get out, you know, I mean so people are

48:24

split on this some people Agreed

48:27

saying that they try to leave a

48:29

gap between stalls Well others said it

48:31

just doesn't matter because there are quote

48:33

no rules in public bathrooms It

48:36

implies like a international waters

48:39

get out of your free

48:41

mindset that actually Definitely

48:43

explains some of the public bathrooms. I've

48:45

witnessed in my time like that. Some

48:47

you're like Here we

48:50

go. This is my time to just

48:52

get every stop the same stuff with

48:54

paper towels Keep them running have them

48:56

overflowing do it no rules in

48:58

here I think at the end of the day, right

49:01

if you're if you decide to move your bowels in

49:03

the public restroom You got it The

49:06

thing is those are there for everybody to do the same So

49:08

what difference does it make if someone's in the stall next to

49:10

you or not? Like I just fucking go in there to do

49:12

what you got to do Like everyone has the right to take

49:14

a dump in there So don't act like you got to keep

49:16

the one next to me open or whatever like nah, man Just

49:20

take your shit and move on if you don't like it that

49:22

much Three reroute your brain

49:24

wiring like I have and you know have

49:26

bad digestive issues and only go home There

49:29

are no Rules in that part

49:31

of the social contract is there no rules

49:33

and I can stand on the toilet seat

49:35

and try to shit down Into it. Yeah,

49:38

that's part of the social contract

49:40

if there's no squatty potty You know what I

49:42

mean? Yeah, kind of do have to stand on

49:45

the edges of the bowl Yeah to get that

49:47

posture so and if I

49:49

miss that's on you Mm-hmm

49:51

literally. All right All

49:53

right What else is

49:56

happening miles? We've got an ice hockey

49:58

story. It's not on You

50:00

know despite this being the the

50:03

game that you grew up playing Loving

50:05

made the most years of in terms of

50:07

organized sports. Yeah, the most most time I

50:09

spent was playing ice hockey Yes, and

50:12

did I watch it ever? No, I was

50:14

one of those anomalous people who's like love

50:16

to play watching it Yeah, something. Thanks. Love

50:18

to follow the puck Yeah

50:26

Rules you just came out and took swings at

50:28

people. Oh, yeah, they call me the grim reaper

50:30

I was just citing people down with this dick.

50:33

So an amazing thing

50:35

is happening in the NHL Stanley

50:37

Cup finals So the

50:39

Florida Panthers were up 3-0 in the

50:42

best of seven series Hey, we know

50:44

what that means in sports most of

50:46

the time. That's a wrap. Like that's

50:48

a death blow No

50:50

team in any round of the playoffs and the

50:52

NBA has ever come back from 3-0 down I

50:55

guess it's happened in hockey before but never in

50:57

the finals and This is the

50:59

first time since 1945 that a team has

51:01

come back to tie a series after going down

51:04

three games to zero in The cup final and

51:06

only one team has ever won the Stanley Cup

51:08

after such a comeback Okay, so there one team

51:10

has done that but it hasn't not since 1945

51:14

which was a while ago. That was an

51:16

era when people thought Hitler's

51:19

mustache look cool. Yeah, so they're

51:22

up 3-0 and then

51:25

Donald Trump comes on the

51:27

microphone of truth social and There's

51:30

a little feedback then he says wow the

51:33

Florida Panthers are a fantastic ice hockey team.

51:35

There it is. He did it That's that's

51:37

all it takes There

51:40

are three Oh against the very good

51:43

Edmonton Oilers from Canada They're down one

51:45

to zero tonight, but it's still early.

51:47

Hopefully they will put them away very

51:49

impressive So the Panthers

51:51

ended up losing that game 8-1 which

51:54

isn't even like a hockey school. Yeah,

51:56

that's wild Yeah, and then

51:58

one haven't won a game since which

52:01

has led a lot of fans to suggest

52:03

that Trump cursed the team so what's

52:05

it what's the series at now showing

52:08

you how invested I always tied up

52:10

it's 3-3 game seven is tonight oh

52:13

shit we're providing a public service

52:15

for listeners also just by

52:17

letting you know the very

52:19

few of you who aren't a huge Canadian

52:23

site game because I know there's Edmonton fans in

52:25

the zyke gang so I hope y'all pull it

52:27

off pull it off me do your thing I

52:30

love seeing history be made will I watch

52:32

probably not but I believe but

52:34

this is a lot of people

52:36

are like alright so Trump is kind

52:39

of what Ted Cruz

52:41

is to use various Texas sports

52:43

oh yeah yeah Texas um Trump

52:46

has been criticized for doing NFL

52:48

teams in the past when

52:51

he I don't know made friends

52:53

with was like got

52:55

the endorsement of the tacit endorsement

52:57

of Tom Brady and Robert Kraft

53:00

and Bill Belichick and then the

53:02

Patriots proceeded to have a rough

53:04

couple years but I don't know

53:06

that if the Panthers lose

53:09

tonight and enough people blame Trump let's just

53:11

we're grasping at straws here folks but we

53:13

we don't want plan 2025 what is it

53:15

project 2025

53:17

so yeah clan 2025 I think the yeah may his powers wane

53:19

yeah at the very least

53:27

that the truth social that he

53:30

truth it's like part it's

53:32

like if you ask chat GPT to

53:35

write a tweet in Magic Johnson's Twitter

53:37

voice yeah that's right it is the

53:39

Florida Panthers are very very good team

53:42

very going down against

53:44

a very good Edmonton Oilers from

53:46

Canada they're down one oh tonight

53:48

it's almost exactly what a Magic

53:50

Johnson tweet is just like a

53:52

word-for-word recap of the thing

53:55

the most basic thing that everybody

53:57

already knows happens yeah exactly and

53:59

And it was just a tinge

54:01

of optimism with it and but

54:03

literally describing what's happening. He tweets

54:05

in a world where like Twitter

54:09

doesn't exist essentially and like we're

54:11

all just waiting for The

54:13

sports page the next day to tell us what

54:16

happened. Mm-hmm and Finally

54:18

Seinfeld Keeps

54:21

quote roasting anti-war protesters

54:23

in Australia He's

54:25

on his Australian tour and

54:27

was once again interrupted by anti-war protesters

54:30

and Judging from the

54:32

headlines he quote roasted them Which

54:35

what an appropriate response? Yeah

54:38

to people who are there protesting?

54:41

genocidal activities and his ass

54:45

Yeah, so someone was you know

54:47

calling for Palestine to be free and

54:50

his comeback was I think you

54:52

need to go back and tell whoever is

54:54

Running your organization. We just gave more money

54:56

to a Jew that cannot be a good

54:58

plan for you You got to come up

55:00

with a better plan Which

55:03

implies that anyone expressing outrage

55:05

over? Genocide are part of

55:07

some coordinated organization that is

55:09

purely motivated by anti-semitism. That's

55:12

been the rhetorical strategy That's

55:14

been yeah, that's being the usage at least. Yeah,

55:17

you may you got to tell who's ever

55:19

running your organism I don't know the many

55:21

people who we talk about this all the

55:23

time like this the conspiracies

55:26

around It can't be that

55:28

so many people look upon the violence

55:30

there and say like they're being paid

55:32

or they're in some kind of Kind

55:34

of group called humans with eyes and

55:36

empathy. Yeah wild wild Well also described

55:39

it as roasting when he like kind

55:41

of got Trump Ian Last

55:43

week his similar incident. He was

55:45

interrupted during you're gonna get beat

55:47

up or something. Yeah. Yeah He

55:49

called the protester a moron Saying

55:53

we have a genius ladies and gentlemen, he

55:56

solved the Middle East so

56:00

He said, we have a genius, ladies and gentlemen. He saw

56:02

the Middle East. It's the

56:04

Jewish comedians. That's who we have to get.

56:07

They're the ones doing everything. And

56:09

the person continued to chant, "'Palestine will be

56:11

free.' During their exit, the comedian added, "'Go

56:14

ahead, keep going. They're gonna start punching you

56:16

in about three seconds. So I would try

56:18

to get all of your genius out so

56:21

we can all learn from you. It's a comedy

56:23

show, you moron. Get out of here." Sounds

56:27

like he's in a good place. Yeah,

56:29

also, way to completely... It's

56:31

the fact that you have been

56:34

such an outspoken supporter of the

56:36

IDF and we're doing little military

56:38

larpings with them. Yeah. That's

56:41

why they're- It's not your fucking airplane- It's not because you're a

56:43

comedian. Yeah. It's like, yeah, come after

56:45

me, the Jewish comedian! Who

56:47

is a cheerleader for

56:49

what's happening. Like, way to contort

56:52

things so you can just continue to be like,

56:54

yeah, yeah, I'm roasting you. You

56:56

got roasted. Just weird

56:59

headline writing also. With

57:01

everything that's happening too, they just killed one of

57:03

the health ministers in Gaza and they're like, we've

57:05

knocked a pillar out of their medical system is

57:08

like what the IDF is like claiming. There's

57:12

footage of like an injured Palestinian in

57:14

the West Bank that the soldiers put

57:16

on the hood of their car and

57:18

drove through where they're like,

57:20

you're like, are you using this person as

57:22

a literal human shield? Or will, again, a

57:25

lot of people point at the headlines. Like,

57:27

they strapped an injured man to the front

57:29

of their car. It's like

57:31

to dissuade people from attacking

57:34

it. I believe in the same way you are

57:37

hurling claims of human shield use. This

57:39

is such a fucking awful time. And, you know,

57:42

not to, just to

57:44

turn the heat up a little more with everything that's heating

57:46

up on the border between

57:48

Lebanon and Israel. And we're

57:50

moving like military infrastructure into the region

57:52

because it's like, well, if something kicks

57:55

off with Hezbollah in Lebanon, the US

57:57

might also dive in. things

58:00

are very not good. So

58:03

I would of course be really good for Donald

58:05

Trump also. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I

58:07

don't know. I mean, thinking of how a lot

58:09

of, you know, the way power works in this

58:11

country, it's like a war is great for an

58:14

election though, you know, maybe

58:16

to stay in office. I don't

58:18

the cynical thinking of these people.

58:20

It's horrifying. But yeah,

58:24

yeah, it just feels like maybe instead

58:26

of framing this as Seinfeld, Roast's hecklers,

58:28

maybe the angle should be comedian laughs

58:30

off mass murder. Like literally

58:32

as this is happening, Israel

58:35

just bombed a UN RWA camp

58:37

killing at least eight, which

58:39

is one of the few means of providing aid

58:42

to Gaza right now. Yeah, I mean, yeah,

58:44

you're not going to hear the media begin

58:46

to shift on that sense. It's

58:48

going to be because you can this, the,

58:51

you know, mainstream media has sided with the

58:53

take that at worst, it's like Israel could

58:55

maybe be doing a little bit better here

58:57

by protecting innocent people, but it's not going

59:00

to be like, and shame on

59:02

them. Shame on this comedian

59:04

for laughing off the atrocities that are happening.

59:06

Right, right. Yeah. It's and yeah, they're all,

59:08

they're all just going to frame people who

59:10

are outraged as, you know, as part

59:13

of some kind of weird terrorist

59:15

conspiracy or whatever the fuck. Yeah,

59:18

very difficult to watch because, you know, we're

59:20

just, just constantly

59:23

getting the reminder, reminder that,

59:25

you know, especially this country is able

59:27

to so quickly just determine who is human or

59:29

who is not or who determine or who is

59:32

worthy of, you

59:34

know, respect or dignity at

59:36

any level. So yeah. All right.

59:38

But yeah, Jerry, yeah, yeah, Roast. Yeah,

59:40

yeah. Also difficult to watch because we

59:43

want them to get back to those

59:45

hilarious jokes about how we scroll through

59:47

our phones like a gay French king,

59:49

you know, all this latter day material.

59:51

So solid. All right. Those

59:54

are some of the things that are

59:56

trending on this Monday, June 24th. We

59:58

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