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Hello the Internet, and welcome

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the season to forty eight, episode

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two of the Daily ZEITGEISTU production

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of My Heart Radio. This is

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the podcast that is number one around

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the world on every Conceivable

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podcast chart, that is ran by

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my mother that says we take

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a deep dive into America's shared

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consciousness. It's Tuesday, October

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two, and that means one thing. It's

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National Night Out Day, National Coloring

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Book Day, and National ice cream Sandwich Day.

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Joel, what what do you like those three things? Night

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out, coloring book, ice cream sandwich. Also,

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I think you said October instead of August.

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I said, please leave this in justin round,

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correct me. I'm having a lot of problems

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right now. It's August. See

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are you read? I get yeah. I

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think I'm honestly, I

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don't know what happened. Are you using

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this as justification and not pay right?

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What do you mean? It's October one, October

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second, um, Joel? Of those

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things on August second? Ice

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cream sandwich? What was the other option?

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Night out Day? It's

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weird to say night day is dumb? Okay,

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can only happen in the evening. It's a Monday's

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get out of here. It's

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it's meant to fuck it. You know what it's appost

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to do, promote police community partnerships,

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and they're

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not. It's

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Leo season, so I don't have to choose. So I would

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say coloring books and ice can sandwiches

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as I get in touch with my inner child in therapy.

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That is the vibes are you

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when you were coloring? Like okay. My

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method when I first started to like be in the

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lines is I would do my first lines that

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were near the line first you bold,

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then I could go fucking hand and in shades. That's

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how professional painters paint around,

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like light pictures and stuff. So I

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think that just shows that your skills at

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an artistic level very early. Or

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I know how to make sure that save me. Or

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I had a high pressure household where perfection

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was the king that

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um for the eldest

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child. I'm the only you know,

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So that comes with its whole other kind of

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therapy that you need. Anyway, Like

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I said, it's Tuesday, August second,

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not October two. My name is Miles

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Gray a k A. Jadeo Noh,

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the Lord of Lankership. In fact, if you are

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interested in hearing you talk about my

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ancestral home the San Fernando Valley. I'm

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going to be doing a live show with the podcast eight

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one eight and Heartbreaks at midnight our

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records in San Fernando on August. I

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don't normally do plugs up top, but when it comes

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to the Valley, I gotta let you all know what's

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going down. Also, check out this week

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what is It? Parts three and four of Behind the Bastards.

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Uh, Clarence Thomas, Robert and I go

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deeper than I ever thought I needed to on

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a topic like that. Anyway,

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I'm thrilled to be joined by my guest

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co host. You already heard me evoke

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her name like like some kind of

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god. I'm like, please Joel, Joel, Joel,

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and the third time she will make herself

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no, please welcome Joe Man.

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Okay, Candy Man. Apparently I'll

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just pop out of them. You say my name multiple

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times. But the but the O g one,

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Yeah, yeah, the good one, the good one. And

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I like the Candy Man. I firm

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in this category. I don't care. Really liked it. Oh

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that was the new one good. I liked it. Nita

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Cosa directed it, um, but I really like her

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work. Listen if you gotta go back to Chicago

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and examine what happened at Cambrini Green

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through a horror film. I'm pretty

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much all the way in. Yeah, it's fun.

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And I don't even mean to say, like, oh, only

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the original, because that's just me being old

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and only like watching the original. When I heard

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the new one come out, I was like, I'm old. But

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O G makes an appearance and it's really

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really hopefully shows up. Sure,

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Okay, okay, well, please

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welcome our guests today. Joel

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help me welcome. Yeah, I mean it,

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let's do it. I wish she'd say

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no, no him,

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I'm the guest today, Okay, honestly,

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yeah, I'm I actually don't give a fuck, but

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I do. We do. He's a hilarious

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stand up comedian frequent guests. You

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may know him from places like I don't know,

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Conan that's like on TV, or

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maybe his fucking wonderful

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show boast Rattle, which is a compliment

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battle not about smoking somebody

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going negative, but going to the positive.

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Please welcome to the microphone to the

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proverbial stage. Mr Kyle Ayer's

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Yeah, it's me a k

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A A k A you

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You are a k out there in

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the world

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know nothing, you know, all this stuff all I Candy

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Man was gave me nightmares my whole life,

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the original one. I saw it when I was way too young,

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like you know, at a sleepover, and

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it just gave me nightmares forever. Why

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it is as

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an adult and I was like, that's good. It's not like you

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know, I was just afraid everything. But right

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right, I did not see anyone either, but I would love to. Okay,

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but I'm trying to think. There was a tweet

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last week I was just thinking about this that said,

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like, what, what's a film that gave you nightmares

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that you'll always that will always sit with you?

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And I have the weirdest answer for

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that. Are not a weird answer, but

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I was just curious, what did you put that as the film

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that gave you the most nightmares? It gave me, It

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perpetually gave me reoccurring nightmares.

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And and yes, I

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don't had nothing to do with anything with

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the plot or and you know, when you're literally you're just like

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I was just picking us up. It was an insane thing for

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our friends, my friends parents to show

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a bunch of like eight year olds, right

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right, right right, a crazy movie and

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then to be like go to bed and you're like, nah, I'm

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good for this year, like

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not after that ship. Yeah. The movies that

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really scared me coming up are

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equally ridiculous. Alec Baldwin's

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The Spirit, which is not at all

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horror film, but like no, but being afraid of

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him has aged well, really

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freaked me out, Like are

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we gonna like a mock movie theater

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in the basement? My dad like walk me upstairs.

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I was like, that's so scary. Um. And

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then the other one is a Starship

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Troopers, which I said, like you

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way too young, and the whipping scene and then Giant

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Bugs

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that's officers. It was really scary for me. That

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was my first on screen boob I ever

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saw again at a birthday party,

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way too young. We went and saw that in theaters.

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No, I

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was actually in a grooms minute

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that kids now adults wedding

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and asked to give a second speech,

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which is a nightmare situation. His brother was the best

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man and his brother was giving a speech and his brother goes,

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Kyle's funny, We'll have him do some stuff after I'm

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done, which is on the spot at a

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wedding is an insane thing to do to somebody.

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So I just told a story about when Kevin's mom took

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us to see Starship Troopers and I

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saw boobs and I ate candy and threw up

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great story for they're in a nice

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dress. The film I saw that

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I don't know why I saw it at such a

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young age was David Lynch's eraser

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Head. I

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saw my dad played that shift for me

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when I was like four, okay,

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and I was like, he was like, oh

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man, He's like, we gotta watch this art film

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terrified, And I think to

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this day it's one of the reasons I don't like Ship in Black

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and White, because it reminds me of how you

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know, it was like this feeling were like when you watch a scary

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movie and it's so scary, you feel

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like you can't escape the what's scary

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on the screen, Like you can't even you

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can't ground yourself in reality, and being like I am

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not in the room with this dancing chicken

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body thing. You're like, it's that in its

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real and it's sucking me up. Anyway, think

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that as you get older, David Lynch, stuff

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becomes scary for different reasons. Right

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you're a kid, it's very surface level. Now. I'm like

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he he reads the weather every day on his YouTube,

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and I'm afraid of that because it's getting so hot

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the weather in Los Angeles

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and the ball mean ninety three

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degrees. He's was

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thinking of a song and it's either like the most obscure

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jazz song from nineteen o eight that you've

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ever heard, or like get Back by

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the Beatles. It's like, I was thinking of

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get Back by

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the Man, Upstart

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Man from Liverpool. Uh.

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Yeah, shout out David Lynch is weird.

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Him and my mom have the same birthday, I think. Anyway,

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Uh, we're gonna get to know you, Kyle a little bit

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better. But first we're gonna tell people what we're gonna talk

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about today. First, I'm gonna just check

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in with if golf fans are fucking

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with Saudi Arabia's new sports washing

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project, the l I V Golf Invitational.

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Um, spoiler alert, they're

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not. But we'll get into the details

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of that because they just had their big old tournament

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over the weekend. Uh. Then we'll check in. The

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Pope recently said, you know, after

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going to Canada, I might have to

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retire, and I was like, wait, what happened

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in Canada, maybe because it was a

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series of non apologies and awkward moments

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for the Catholic Church. We'll check in with that quote

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unquote apology tour from

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Pope Francis. Then we'll also just

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talk about it. Just a little update from the

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moon. Turns out there's some pretty

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chill spots on the Moon that are

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in the sixty three degrees fahrenheit

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all the time. So moon

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colonizer's get your wallets out.

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But first, Kyle, we gotta ask you, our

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guests, what's something from your search or search

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history. I'm in history that

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is revealing about who you are. My search is

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gender neutral, so hisstory or history are

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both fine by me. Uh. From

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my the last thing I google search was how do you know

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when jalapenos are ready to pick? I

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have a jalapeno plant that's doing very

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well. I only plant this doing well. It's

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right out my window, and I don't

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I'm so I'm like, when do you when can you eat them?

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Yeah? And it took everything you

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look up. They're just like kind of you know, which

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is not helpful like in any capacity.

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They're just like, you know, like you know, look at look at

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them when they look like it, and I'm like, well I don't. They

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don't look like they're on top of nachos at a baseball

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game, So I need you to give me more to make. They

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don't know they would niggery taste that

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they do out of the can? Right? When are

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they where they change colors?

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Right? Yeah, that's I mean, it's you

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know, you dive into any world, but the world plant

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people. Really, every world has

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like a deep culture, but plain people seem to

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be an isolated deep culture. It's

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like I googled, like what happens if no

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one likes you? And so I'm I'm

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down this. So it turns out they they're like, you're home ready

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this whole time? One caterpillar eight a

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whole alpino, And I'm like, that dude is somewhere.

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You got the hungrungy caterpillar in your house. Now

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he's over in a different plant that but

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he's yeah, he's like wearing a drug. I

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made a wing sauce with him. It was so hot

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that it cleared my nasal passages

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doing this alone. How big,

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Like, I mean, how big are your halobenio peppers? Getting

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them? Because when I see a store. I see

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like some thick ones. These ones are these

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ones are are less

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store more farmer's market. Sad

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stand that you're like avoiding eye contact

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as you leave. What they're

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doing. They're doing all right? I have like and they keep

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growing, which is nice. It makes me feel the rest

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of everything else dying tomatoes aren't doing

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good. Everything else dying. But palapenos has

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the jalapeno before. Right when you logged

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on before we went on, Mike, we noticed

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that you're a smoothie gang, Joel, are you smoothie

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gang too? Are you smoothing it? Okay?

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So I can see the color

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through your stress. Seems like a traditional red

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berry ish vibe at the very okay,

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a lot of dragon fruit. Kyle, you lifted your

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cup now, can you can you lift it into frame one more

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time? I'm looking at this cup? What

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what what is in that that? Aside

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from dirt, it looked I

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don't know. I don't know. But one of

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the things, um, coconut, but that's

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not that color. Spinach but that's

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not that color. And they're also not the colors

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that mix together. It's I don't

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know. It has some ingredients like

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I'm not I don't know a lot of these more obscure

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fruits and vegetables and things, and

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I'm afraid to pronounce them. I

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one time I was a judge on a spelling bee and

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I had to give out the words. And this was a

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charity spelling bee for like Warby

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Parker in the Lower east Side.

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So picture the people that are at this right, like

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the Warby

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Parker employees, like the sea, like all the liked

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event for them. It's like here's it's like their Christmas

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party. And I said to out

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loud to these people, your

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your word is a kuy

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oh no. And I've

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never seen more

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thick frame glasses, white

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people upset. It's

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literally like I accused them of gentrifying the Lower

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east Side. They were all so defensive so

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quickly people were screaming

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us I E. And I'm like, look, I can't even afford

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the fruit. That's your spelling word

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right right right. That's also just

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the irony of those people been like you're mispronouncing

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it. Sorry,

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no one here actually wears prescriptions, and

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it is just I'm so I'm afraid

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to say whatever that is in the smoothie. But it's

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a lot of asparagus.

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You're like, I don't know, is that what it is? It's got

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some asper juice? Uh.

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I think cocao. I think I'm dyslexic.

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Every time I see coco, I

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think same. Oh,

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I just when I see it, I just think of it as the

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thing that wasn't actually chocolate. Growing

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up, Like when you saw like in

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l A. I remember, like in the eight like nineties

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and ship like with cocaw and it looked

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brown and I'd be like, oh really, and I'm like, it's

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not out of here. It's

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hell cow has not made its

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way to Missouri yet, let alone when

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I was growing up. Yeah, No, you're good,

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You're better off. And look at you. You're you're

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drinking healthy stuff and I'm drinking old,

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stale ranch waters.

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I'm drinking old bay and drinking

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old It's a nice cup of old

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couple of watered down old bay seasoning.

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It could be tasty. God, what's

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anything? Is underrated? Underrated?

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Retweeting yourself? Just

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retweet yourself. No one cares. What

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are we doing? Were you? Like? No one

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sees anything anymore. The feet doesn't matter.

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It's all fake. You don't see any of your

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friends, none of it's real. Just retweet

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you. Sometimes, if I just don't have any jokes

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to think of, I'll just search my name and then like

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the words sandwich, and then I'll just oh,

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in two thousand nine, I tweeted a joke about sandwich

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I and then I'll just retweet that out who

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cares? Who cares? I

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don't want to retweet, especially when it's like

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something on current subject

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and I feel like not enough people have interacted with it.

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I'm like, no, second time around, let's what

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happens. Sorry,

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yeah, it'll be It's it's

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funny that you say that, like no one cares because

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as someone who like doesn't use social

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media as well as it could, Like when I see

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when I'm back in the day when I would see like friends

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and bands like use like their

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band account to retweet their like

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personal tweet, like just to kind of get something

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going, and I'm like, well, hold, I know you cheat right

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See now you got bots involved, especially

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because that was Beyonce using the Destiny's

15:09

Child accounts trying to push her album like

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have been around during the age of social media. Would

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a gift it would have been for me? Really child

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Twitter, Can you if that episode of smart

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guy came out, well there was there was Twitter kidding

15:24

me, we would have alved it on the floor. It would have

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been insane. Yeah, absolutely

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beautiful moment in history. Shout out

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taj MARII just retweet yourself,

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just that it's fine. No one I think it's like, it's

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it's it's another case of like overthinking everything

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and no one thinks about you as much as you do, which is something

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I struggle with in my therapy, A like

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just read tweet yourself and right and like your

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your worst the worst voice in your head is the

15:48

thing that you criticize other people about, you

15:51

know, and then you

15:53

think when you scroll by something that's

15:56

whatever I'm doing, they don't care. They're not I've

15:58

never scrolled by something like I cannot believe they're read tweeting

16:00

themselves or I can't believe a screenshot of the tweet

16:02

on Instagram. I just it just go. Look,

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I'm we're all sad, right, we're

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all dealing with ship bat.

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Yeah, it's it's getting hotter outside, So I'm not worried

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about retweeting yourself. What's

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something you think is overrated?

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I had h I wrote, I got in conversation

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about this, and then I was looking at the topics today and the l i

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V Tour, which looks like a golf tour

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named after a Super Bowl. The l i V Tour

16:27

made me think sports. I think sports records

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are overrated. I think all this like

16:32

like records, I think there's like should be

16:34

like one to two that matter in every sport. I

16:37

think that no one when you hear

16:39

about like did you know he's the first player

16:41

to bat three twelve on Wednesdays?

16:44

If the mercuries and retro

16:46

and I'm like, I don't care, just

16:48

say he's funny, like I don't. The

16:51

only sports records that matter are

16:53

the huge ones, most home runs

16:56

or like most points are Like the

16:58

only baseball record I actually think matters is most

17:00

birds hit by a pitch, and that's one,

17:03

and that no one's gonna break unit. They might

17:05

tie it is Randy. Randy the only one

17:07

who blew up a bird with its else probably

17:09

has. But I feel like if you get to that's

17:12

suspicious, Like if you break that record, if

17:14

you get to two birds hit with the pitch,

17:16

then I think that you should stop the game and do like

17:18

a big caloric cal rip and ceremony and

17:20

everything. But I'm just I'm over it.

17:22

I'm over like the very obscure. I know they got

17:25

a fill time. It's a baseball game. Wait

17:27

what so tell me what what are you hearing that? Like? Is

17:29

just what's grinding your ears? I'm

17:32

a Royals fan, and so there's

17:34

are a lot of like positive things

17:36

to talk about during I put their games on the background,

17:39

like your vaccination record. Oh

17:41

yeah, I mean, look, we're winning and losing

17:44

at that. I thought you meant. I put it

17:46

on in the background. Like, I just like that one player

17:48

who was like, yeah, you know, maybe if I played on a team that

17:50

went to the postseason, I think about getting back. Yeah.

17:53

And another

17:55

guy. They traded the

17:57

guy to the Yankees and he's like, yeah, I'll get this vaccine.

18:00

Wow. But to be

18:02

fair, getting the vaccine in Missouri is a way to

18:04

get beat up. So I think,

18:07

gosh it,

18:09

uh, whether the filling time

18:11

and Royals games, it's insane. You have to

18:13

talk for three hours a day

18:15

about the Royals. So these guys

18:17

are just like, you know, this guy's as far

18:19

as catchers who are over six five. He

18:22

swings at the least amount of inside pit and I'm

18:24

like this, nobody who qualifies for this,

18:26

right, I mean

18:28

yeah, it's like it's like all they have. All they

18:30

have like massive spreadsheets, and like, I don't

18:32

know, dude, I'm gonna try and find something interesting about

18:34

this specific corner of the spreadsheet. Yeah.

18:37

I find it so impressive as somebody who

18:39

plays D and D, which is a game that involves a lot of

18:41

like rudimentary math, that baseball

18:44

is like, no, we'll see you T and D and

18:46

raise you crazy calculus,

18:49

not just in not just in how we track

18:51

our players and their abilities, but in how we recruit

18:54

and like developed teams over time.

18:56

It is wild. I understand

18:59

why there's still a sert and like the segment of the

19:01

population that is baseball obsessed just for

19:03

that alone. Yeah, I

19:05

like. I like the stats, give me, give

19:07

me all, because I don't sure how I'm not going to know them.

19:10

I like the stats. I don't need the comparative

19:12

records and all. The Baseball is

19:14

the sport that is more fun to talk about off

19:17

the than it just it's like lives on the

19:19

page in a good way. But I

19:21

don't need to know. Like in the NBA

19:23

is also guilty of this where they'll be like, well, you know,

19:25

as far as players under twenty three who put

19:27

up eleven rebound, ten assists

19:30

games before Christmas, And

19:32

you're just like, what who we possibly if

19:34

Kwamie Brown is on the list, it's not a record.

19:39

You don't want him coming for you too. Now he

19:41

has plenty time to listen. I

19:45

mean, I

19:47

have to say behind you as a

19:49

basketball jersey that says this, say the valley one

19:51

eight, And I know that that's like a

19:54

area code thing, but for it's fun

19:56

for me to picture a team that has eight hundred and nineteen

19:58

players and

20:01

this guy is just like really late

20:03

that day and he's like, do we pickles already? Maybe

20:05

number sixteen US?

20:10

I can give you about sixteen plus

20:12

if that works for plus six. Never mind

20:14

my math players who have triple digit

20:17

numbers that match up with area codes where their team plays,

20:19

who've scored twenty points, he's he's one of the

20:21

few. That's what it's

20:23

funny to some other Like even in soccer,

20:25

there's like all these other things like x G like

20:28

expected goals or expected goal threat,

20:30

and they put all these numbers up one half

20:33

the time. It really like over analysis

20:35

using math sometimes if you get

20:37

too caught up and it really takes the enjoyment out

20:39

out of merely like you're saying, just observing

20:41

the people playing, be like, wow, I

20:44

just don't need to know think make you

20:46

don't need to frame everyone to be like an all time

20:48

great player for one obscure thing. I

20:51

do like baseball. And in the fact that maybe the best baseball

20:53

movie ever was just some guys talking

20:55

about math. I think

20:57

that's pretty fun. And they're just like, numbers

21:00

are crazy, right, Like this is the best baseball movie

21:02

of all time. There's so little baseball. They're

21:04

like, oh my god, Jonah Hill is

21:06

a goddamn gift for sport

21:08

that you can win by walking the most. They sure

21:10

do one right for

21:13

real. Alright, let's take a quick

21:15

break. We'll be right back to keep

21:17

the sports talk going, but about

21:19

sports washing. And

21:30

we're back. And yes, right

21:32

before this, you were going to say the l I V.

21:35

Golf Invitational tournament was something

21:37

you thought was overrated. But I think it is important

21:39

that people hear about this. Most

21:41

people probably heard about the tournament when they saw

21:43

that picture of Donald Trump like sweating

21:45

in his cap from like last week, and everyone's

21:48

like whoa, and you're

21:50

like, no, that's from this other thing that's equally

21:52

offensive. So the l I V.

21:55

Well, first of all, it is the official take of the daily

21:57

site guys that we want to nationalize the golf course

22:00

is and make them parks for people to just kick it

22:02

in, rather than becoming these like tax free

22:04

havens where people could say off

22:06

the resources and tax breaks. Fuck

22:08

that, we're coming for your golf courses. It's crazy

22:10

that you called someone's deceased ex wife a

22:12

resource. Yeah, well we'll get to that

22:14

part. Well, maybe we'll start off with that. So

22:17

the l I V. Golf Invitational is

22:19

this want to be competitor to the p

22:21

g A for those people don't know, that's like the NBA

22:24

for professional golf and the catches.

22:26

It's entirely funded by the Saudi government.

22:29

So we've heard of Prince Mohammed ben Salmon

22:31

and his numerous violations

22:34

in the human rights category, like the you

22:36

know, extra judicial killing of Jamaka

22:38

Shoji, or the war and Yemen.

22:40

There's plenty of things that you can look at right now

22:43

and be like, what's why are we always

22:45

it is wild to be like from the makers of nine

22:47

eleven comes golf. Yeah

22:49

right, and this was the thing. The tournament

22:52

was going to be at none other than Trump's Bedminster

22:55

Golf Club in New Jersey, and many

22:57

nine eleven families were saying, like, dude, you even

22:59

say, like after nine eleven, the Saudi

23:01

has had something to do with this, but please

23:04

don't do this. So because of all

23:06

the bad press, to put it lightly,

23:09

that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is facing,

23:11

you know, they're they're doing this thing like many nations

23:14

will do, which is like you know, or companies

23:16

they do green like polluters do greenwashing.

23:18

Were suddenly for British petroleum, it's

23:20

like we're pushing the future for like a cleaner,

23:22

safer ocean. We're like, really, we

23:25

didn't see that ship that happened in Gulf, all right

23:27

whatever. And then with nations like Saudi

23:29

Arabia, they are are getting into

23:31

something called sports washing. And this is

23:33

something that happens where you see a government

23:36

basically take over a team or a sport

23:38

and use the spectacle of sport to create

23:40

like a positive connotation or relationship

23:43

with people to be like, oh, Manchester City

23:45

is a great team. I'm I

23:47

will I will not look too into the Crown

23:50

Prince who was also running this team because

23:53

they bring us glory. Uh. The Saudi

23:55

Arabian government also bought like this other

23:57

English Premier League team called Newcastle United.

24:00

So they're like kind of all in on using this like

24:02

spectacle of sport to distract people.

24:04

And the formula for these kinds of ops is like

24:06

it's always the same. You bring out barrels of cash,

24:09

you get a few big names to compromise their

24:11

dignity, and tada, you've

24:13

got the whole thing going. And they definitely

24:15

got the first bits right. They got people like Greg

24:17

Norman and Phil Mickelson, like Donald

24:20

Trump and if you other PGA players to like jump

24:22

ship, take the bag. And the

24:24

funny thing was every single player

24:26

who left the p g A to do this l i V

24:28

thing they were every single person

24:30

was adamant that they're not doing it because of the

24:32

money. Like almost if you go through

24:34

a quote by quote of people announcing their leaving

24:37

the p g A for the l i V, it's always some version of

24:39

it's not just about the money for me, or

24:42

this wasn't a financially motivation. I would

24:44

only respect them a little bit if they said

24:46

if they just like it's of course it's about the money.

24:48

They're terrible people. I like money.

24:52

Charles Barkley like even started drifting

24:54

that way and then it got too hot and he's like, yeah, actually never mind,

24:56

never mind, never mind, Like I I can make money other

24:58

ways. I do believe that Charles Barkley

25:00

has no idea like I. I I honestly believe

25:02

that he'd be like, wait, they're bad because he just doesn't

25:05

he know. He's informed in when he's informed

25:07

about and he's honest about every I love Charles Barkley,

25:09

I really do. So I'm glad he didn't do it, and

25:12

I think he just came around. He's like, oh, I didn't know it was bad.

25:14

Yeah, I thought it was bad. I thought it

25:16

was a bag. So I showed up for that and that.

25:19

I wonder why they brought me all my money in individual

25:21

briefcases so it wasn't caught on camera.

25:24

Insensitive joke, and I apologize about

25:26

it. Uh. The trophy is cut up into

25:28

individual parts and carried out by different

25:30

people. Well, the thing is this.

25:33

Over the weekend we saw the first big test of

25:35

the l I V Golf Invitational. They promised

25:37

to be an edgier, cooler version

25:39

of the p G A, which I don't know

25:41

how you're gonna do that. It's still golf and people

25:43

wearing khakis and fucking under armor polo

25:46

shirt, so okay, go off. And

25:48

they had a jaw dropping twenty

25:50

five million dollar pers that all the players

25:52

were playing for in the tournament. They were

25:54

blasting apparently top forty music

25:57

out of speakers like constantly to try

25:59

and like live shipped up. And they

26:01

also had T shirt cannons that

26:03

would shower the spectators with shredded

26:06

up DHS documents or they don't know anything

26:08

about America. They have not studied America,

26:10

because I could have told you how you could have made this profitable

26:12

and epic, and it was not by

26:14

hiring old PGA golfer. Okay,

26:16

well here, let me first finish lost

26:19

in the nineties. He's back in

26:23

the background. Hey, shark

26:25

hat guy is the face of this thing. Greg

26:27

Norman? Oh what who?

26:30

His sponsorship with Macy's expired two

26:32

decades ago, and he's ready. Yeah,

26:34

his sponsorship with Robinson's May Company,

26:38

Like, what's that? Oh y'all never heard of

26:40

that? Never mind. So the thing is, despite

26:42

all of these, despite having a who's who

26:45

of turds show up like you Tucker Carlson

26:47

and Kim Gilfoyle and the other like Trump progeny.

26:50

No one fucking showed up. They were selling

26:53

tickets for seventy five bucks at first, if

26:55

you want to go on the day, they were selling for

26:57

a dollar on StubHub one

27:00

dollar. The fees cost more

27:02

than the ticket. The fees were like five dollars

27:04

and fifty cents or something like that. So all

27:06

in your pain, about seven dollars you buy

27:08

a ticket to the l I V Tour off StubHub.

27:10

That is just back to back dictatorships.

27:12

You're supporting, you are

27:15

you are given half your money to one and half

27:17

your money to the other, right exactly. And

27:20

the other thing is like the Facebook live

27:22

feeds that they were doing, the streams and stuff, they couldn't

27:25

even break the thousand viewer mark

27:27

for like concurrent viewers. You know how like

27:29

you want to see a go to the k you know, you

27:32

don't want to know exactly how many people there are.

27:35

Yeah, exactly, not seven sixty two,

27:37

not two e D three one K two K

27:39

No, it never happened. And in true autocratic

27:42

fashion, the organizers refused to release

27:44

any numbers on the actual attendance, so

27:46

it can't be an l if the official numbers aren't there,

27:49

So I will I do want to say this, Joel,

27:51

You said you already know where they

27:54

where they fell short, knowing

27:56

the problems that they've had, knowing the abysmal

27:59

attendance. What what what kind

28:01

of things would you suggest to Crown Prince Mohammed

28:03

Ben Solomon? Okay, I would never

28:05

give them actual advice, because what a horrible

28:08

fucking person. But if I

28:10

were to be approached by a company and said

28:12

I have bags and bags of money make

28:15

in America, first of all

28:17

you want to do you start with mini golf. You

28:19

want to get in a collective mix of

28:22

TikTokers and sports folks

28:24

who don't have a viable

28:26

business idea that some white person is going to listen.

28:28

It's it's to cut me a check. Okay, okay,

28:30

cutter a check. You heard. I don't know what you called Steph

28:32

Curry, some white person, because I think you did

28:35

the first part of it. You

28:37

want to get like a Lebron James type,

28:39

somebody who's really going to their sport but not really playing

28:42

it anymore, and be like, come get into quote

28:44

like extreme minie golf. Right the what

28:47

do you call that thing? Not a ferris wheel

28:49

but windmill? Those

28:52

blades are on fire. Oh shit,

28:54

okay, go on, go on, you got me

28:57

if something they have one where you like golf over a bridge.

28:59

The bridge is like an actual fucking bridge. Like

29:01

it's got a full arch, so you gotta hit it with like enust

29:03

me to get it over. But then like

29:05

the back arches angled at such a degree that you

29:07

need to have like it has a slow down. He's

29:09

going to shoot right over the whole. He

29:12

gonna get really technical, but

29:14

it's all like silly and big,

29:17

and then you know, loo get a halftime show. Bam.

29:19

Americans will eventually buy in.

29:21

Okay, you make it free for a bunch of the

29:23

rest of the TikTok people who couldn't play. He tell

29:25

them to come bring their cameras. That's for your publicity

29:27

right there. You have to do all you

29:30

do, or even take regular golf and make

29:32

it like an online multiplayer game where

29:34

like you could be like actually Greg Norman activated

29:36

the whiffle club button and now Phil

29:39

Nicholson has to tee off with a plastic golf.

29:42

I would watch the whole thing if it was. We

29:44

start by trying to see if Greg Norman can log

29:46

into his Gmail with no bulk. Does

29:50

he know what a capp is? Remember

29:53

his passport? He doesn't want to sticking out I'm

29:55

a fucking human mite. Willie

29:59

choke on the has two letters, like it's that

30:01

the masters? What the

30:03

reason? Nick Cannon is the host?

30:06

But Americans love him, America's

30:11

favorite multi dad. If Nick Cannon

30:14

he's pre taped his hosting of the golf tournament

30:16

like it's the radio show right right,

30:19

like all irrelevant stuff, glossing over ship

30:25

he has he has selected power

30:28

drive. It's like, wait, this

30:30

is from leekr Valo's Gulf. Never mind

30:33

the Simpsons. If they really want to

30:35

have this, If you want to try and pull in more American

30:38

fans to this, I think what they

30:40

could maybe keep it kind of the same. But if

30:42

you want people just start talking

30:44

about Pat Tillman. If you want

30:47

Pat Tillman, who was a

30:49

former NFL player who who died

30:52

in the army and like the

30:54

early aughts, and then his name was just he

30:56

was killed by friendly fires. Name was dragged the NFL

30:58

basically just used him to cell tickets for a long

31:01

time. You go to an Arizona

31:03

Cardinals game. Now there's people in pat Tilman jerseys.

31:05

He's like, just start using the military

31:08

to a fly over. What

31:10

do we have be two bombers for if not to circle

31:12

over a golf tournament funded by a foreign government,

31:15

I think half of them so teachers

31:17

have to crowdfund on the internet to

31:19

get school supplies. That's why we have

31:22

two bombers. I love

31:24

having retired jets. I think it's nice

31:26

that they work for three years and retire,

31:28

and then we work and we cannot retire, like there's

31:30

no more social security. But one of the

31:32

Blue Angels jets is having a ceremonial

31:34

last flight and I think

31:37

I think we just just start using the military

31:39

to pimp it out. Will it be uncomfortable that Saudi

31:41

Arabia is funding it and they hate our military, probably,

31:44

but that's okay because they all weapons

31:47

or And this is what I think every sport could

31:49

benefit with. If not enough people are watching

31:51

their sport, I think

31:53

you just need some random

31:56

normal person to play it next to the

31:58

pros everything.

32:00

I think every Olympic sport could benefit from that. We're

32:02

doing fencing. Great first round is a guy

32:05

versus the best fencer. See see how hard

32:07

swimming? Just someone, Oh my god,

32:10

could benefit from just a guy playing

32:12

a side everybody, I'll watch that a million times.

32:14

Put me in that free Oh

32:17

yeah, I'm not joking. I'll die.

32:19

I'll die trying to do that.

32:21

They will cut to commercial before you're done.

32:24

They come back to watch you finish. They will.

32:26

They will do all the other heats by

32:28

the time I finish and do the fucking

32:30

award the medal ceremony, by the time

32:32

they pull my body out from the bottom of

32:35

any for any sport that if

32:37

you want, baseball's boring during one

32:40

inning and we won't tell you which one

32:43

person gets pitched to, you gotta

32:45

step in there and try and get a hit. Oh

32:47

check your tickets right now, because if you're

32:49

on the logs level section to ro

32:52

k, seat number twelve, that's

32:55

bad. Youngest

32:58

person at the game gets to go back and

33:00

it's and they don't give a funk. You could be three years old.

33:02

Suit up, motherfucker. You could get people to

33:05

watch this thing. If you're trying to get the people who like the

33:07

people involved with this to watch, just

33:09

blatant hypocritical

33:11

military involvement, and

33:14

those people will. But if it's a new crowd,

33:16

if it's a new crowd, it's got to be Nick Cannon

33:19

and me Goes and maybe cosam

33:21

Egos tequila. Also, that's how

33:24

I feel like, that's I think.

33:26

If cosa Egos isn't there is it a thing that's

33:28

like that's the new shorthand for cool culture. All

33:31

right? Well, oh, and I don't want to say I don't want

33:33

to touch on this obviously Ivanna not

33:35

obviously, but we all know Evanna Trump passed away

33:38

a while back and she had her funeral

33:41

and um also she's buried at the first

33:43

hole te box at the golf club. So

33:45

Donald Trump can get a tax exemption for making

33:47

it a ceremony for a cemetery. Okay,

33:50

moving on. Did

33:52

you see the picture of like her, of her

33:55

like what someone called like aptly

33:57

a popper's grave? Yes, it

34:00

that have a headstone at all. There's

34:02

another picture with new

34:04

wife, I forget her name, standing on

34:06

top of okay

34:09

her, she's on why are you standing

34:11

on this woman's grave? What does this woman

34:13

do to you can't tell in the photo, but she is

34:15

dancing I

34:17

mean, I've never I've never seen

34:19

that represented like someone on

34:22

top of your grave, maybe

34:24

to the side. And it was weird because Trump cass

34:26

Ap kept asking Avonka to get on top

34:28

of Melannia for another photo. It was just very

34:30

uncomfortable. Oh my god,

34:33

you have like a shovel in her

34:35

hand, and it looks like the portion of typically

34:39

you know, if you might bury, like

34:41

you put your little like but a dirt on

34:43

top of the casket or whatever before

34:45

they finished. But the caskets fully covered

34:49

standing on top of the

34:51

grave, which first of all,

34:53

I mean, listen, maybe she's not superstitious, but walking

34:56

over a dead woman's grave, specifically your first

34:58

husband, seems like bad you do to me? Don't

35:00

don't it wasn't fully dead, Yeah,

35:04

and who knows they do that? So like it's hard to like exhume

35:07

her corpse if the ever needed to do any secondary

35:10

investor Trump about this, Who

35:12

amongst us hasn't used our former

35:14

wife who we cheated on and got accused

35:17

of rapings grave to uh

35:19

get a tax exemption on one of our golf courses?

35:21

Who amongst it hasn't and also to avoid

35:24

going to trial too? Yea

35:26

who wants to go to what

35:29

do youasy to shine? Just like you have near like reserving

35:31

the grave next to Marilyn Monroe so he could

35:34

be with her forever. It's creepy.

35:36

That's the creepiest thing you could ever possibly do

35:40

to pre like pre

35:43

reserve your He

35:45

sure died in time. Oh

35:48

my god, I mean he

35:50

didn't be the buzzer. Oh yeah, the man

35:53

was an hour away from not having a good day

35:55

ever again. Right, yeah, I mean those

35:58

last days. I'm not sure how how that he

36:00

was just in general. Uh,

36:03

that's from somebody who worked at that place, and

36:05

like the one time he came out, it looked like

36:08

like fucking like the mom from Psycho,

36:11

like Norman Bates mom. He's in the look

36:14

to like explain to gen Z kids.

36:16

He's a difficult person to explain. He's

36:18

could you It's hard to explain. He's

36:22

the if

36:24

if I think about it, I'm sure there's a really, really

36:26

concise, precise way to describe

36:29

him that contains everything that

36:32

he's the year nineteen, he's

36:36

year sixty eight gone

36:38

a good way. Okay, let's

36:40

keep going. But yes, but I'm

36:43

not joking. Because the New Jersey's tax

36:45

break laws, anything like cemetery land

36:47

is exempt from all taxes,

36:50

sucking all taxes. Square

36:53

foot New Jersey switches up the game.

36:56

How many people are buried? Here was a square

36:58

footage. We'll give you a text and it's like, yeah, exactly,

37:01

who knows if it would be a full exemption. But

37:03

like any maniacal, fucking

37:06

wealthy person however they think about

37:08

their money, it's like, yeah, yeah, suck it. But put a dead

37:12

Tony soprano. Oh yeah,

37:14

that would have been a text free garbage operation.

37:19

All right, let's move on. Just to

37:21

check in with the Pope

37:24

Francis. Last week he made a week

37:26

long penitential trip

37:29

to Canada and I'm sorry

37:32

trip to you know, going across to

37:34

apologize for the atrocity that the Catholic

37:37

Church, you know, their role in residential

37:39

schools. And many people were

37:41

hoping that he would pull up

37:43

as the face of the Catholic Church, the leader

37:45

of the church, and offer you

37:47

know, like proper acceptance

37:50

and say, you know what, we fucked up, that

37:52

was our bad. We we need to right

37:54

our wrongs and this is how we will

37:56

make them right. So that didn't

37:58

happen. Just you know, for starters

38:01

that there was a lot of pressure, like

38:03

for a visit because more graves

38:05

were discovered at the sites of former residential

38:07

schools last year and Canada's Truth

38:09

and Reconciliation Commission called for the Pope

38:11

to come to Canada and apologize back

38:13

in twenty fift and only

38:16

now seven years later did it finally

38:18

happen. It's like, oh, why would you drag your feet right,

38:21

You're gonna go and and accept responsibility.

38:24

It's a little under the seven years well

38:27

yeah, uh. For the survivors

38:29

were quick to criticize the pope's apology, which

38:32

you know, used the language of saying

38:34

that quote members of the church and

38:36

religious communities cooperated

38:39

in residential schools, while not

38:41

actually saying that like the entire institution

38:43

as a whole, or the collaborators

38:46

like in this institutionalized abuse and

38:48

you know, murder of children. So the Pope

38:51

didn't really also commit to you

38:53

know, the one word that will always

38:56

I hope we will see some reality around reparations

39:00

survivors or funds to continue

39:02

the search for burial sites. But there,

39:05

because there's all this scrutiny, the Catholic Church committed

39:07

to raising thirty million to quote support

39:10

reconciliation projects for survivors,

39:13

and people said, oh, that's that sounds like a decent

39:15

amount of money. However, if you look, they

39:17

have what many people called a weasel clause

39:19

because they just said they would raise the money

39:21

through their quote best efforts. Well,

39:23

as we know, these cemetery sites are attacks

39:25

incentive. So I write

39:29

it's it's all, it's all, it's all very murky. Doing

39:31

pr for the Catholic Church has to be an exhausting

39:34

thing for everyone involved. You either

39:36

have to fully believe everything they're saying,

39:38

or you have to have no moral scruples and saying

39:40

absolute nonsense at the expense

39:43

of like all of these people that have had their lives

39:45

you know, ended or damaged, reversible.

39:48

But their best effort to raise that thirty

39:50

million, they raised less

39:52

than four million, So they fell

39:54

short by almost nine of that

39:56

goal of like their best quote unquote

39:59

effort. And just so you put all that money

40:01

in a perspective, they said, yeah, we can try and raise thirty

40:04

in the Catholic Church managed

40:06

to raise and invest a hundred and twenty

40:08

eight million for a cathedral in Toronto.

40:12

Art Church sell some of that priceless

40:14

Art Church, Yes, and that ridiculous,

40:18

and that is something that they've had to do. Like a lot of

40:20

people have said, hey, you know, y'all have a

40:22

lot of fucking assets that

40:24

you could, you know, just liquidate

40:26

and make people hold Hella

40:29

gold up in thereograph

40:31

some Da Vinci code copies and sell those

40:34

on one seriously,

40:37

Oh well, you know you don't have a smartphone. Get

40:39

him on cameo, give a fun start doing

40:41

some cameos. One cameo, Man,

40:44

the Pope could I mean for how

40:46

like weird Catholic people are about to like

40:48

the pope? I'm sure you could get up. Like

40:50

one of the most optimistic times is when

40:53

we thought that the pope was like

40:55

good, remember this guy. We were like

40:57

we were ranking the problems. We were ranking

41:00

against other popes and the last

41:02

one was a Nazi. So like this

41:04

one where the bar is just Nazi

41:08

or not Nazi, and we're like, this guy's

41:10

got to be good. He washed his feet, he's not a Nazi.

41:13

He used to be a bouncer. He probably

41:15

uh isn't just also still a

41:17

terrible person. Well you know

41:19

that. It just means you've got to run point for the He's

41:22

probably are complicent in millennia

41:24

of crime. He's

41:27

like, no, I'm not see I'm I'm here to make everybody

41:29

forget about that, because I'm afra the pope letting

41:31

steam out of his collar, very

41:34

very fancy pope, garb pop.

41:38

They're like, oh no, that's when the smoke

41:40

comes out, starting to get

41:42

a new one. So fad and

41:45

all in all, just in terms of like what this apology

41:48

was, the Canadian government basically said,

41:50

like, dude, that really didn't go far enough. And they

41:52

know about apologies up there, that is like apology

41:55

culture. Oh yeah, oh

41:57

I mean, I mean they even say sorry

41:59

in their own way that we all

42:01

know very well, unlike in our fucked

42:03

up country where we don't know that word

42:06

at all. Actually it's actually fuck

42:08

you rather than sorry. And so the

42:10

Pope at least called for a quote serious

42:12

investigation into the church's abuse in

42:14

these residential schools. But then they

42:17

wait, no, They later walked back that

42:19

statement by clarifying that it was a translation

42:22

error and that what the Pope

42:24

really meant to say was a serious

42:27

search, not a serious

42:29

investigation. What's the difference.

42:32

I think investigation sounds look. A

42:34

search sounds like some ship you could do on your phone in

42:38

investigation sounds like you gotta get

42:41

investigation implies potential results,

42:45

searches a bunch of people in the woods knowing there's

42:47

no one alive in there, And

42:50

a lot of people are saying, you know that you don't have to do

42:52

that much because there are thousands

42:55

of pages in the Vatican that

42:57

are naming the clergy who were parties

43:00

to this. So maybe

43:02

you don't have to do much except maybe look at what

43:05

you go back there. I hate

43:07

the church and I see somebody who was raised

43:10

Catholic and did everything up to confirmation,

43:13

and the idea that you would come down and

43:15

talk to these people and

43:17

and not at the very least have some

43:20

kind of plan and a whole assload of cash

43:22

ready to go day one, like thousands

43:24

of babies are dead, thousands, and

43:27

they are coming off of a scandal where millions

43:29

of children were assaulted over

43:31

years and you helped.

43:34

You helped it happen by moving people

43:36

around and being like God forgive.

43:38

So what can we do. I don't know how

43:40

they expect this to help them with their drastically

43:43

dwindling numbers. I don't know what

43:46

good they thought this would do, Like it's a base

43:49

pr. We're in the age of the apology, of

43:51

the professional apology, so you

43:53

had to have known better, at least to some

43:55

extent. You are pr you have great pr folks, you pay

43:57

a lot of money for them. They had to

43:59

know better. You imagine the Pope drops

44:02

like a note's ap apology.

44:05

Oh yeah, with

44:07

like with like the red like misspelled

44:09

words lines appearing there. Investigation

44:12

is spelled wrong, Yeah, it

44:14

says invested gytorying greenshot

44:18

said, were just dragging him because his phone battery

44:21

is dying. Yeah, we're like you look how

44:23

many unread emails he has? Fucking

44:26

reckless. But this whole

44:28

thing, right, it's all part of the same pattern

44:30

of just like hey, yeah, that's bad, and

44:32

then when people say what about action? I

44:34

mean, this is this is part for the course for

44:37

many organizations and industries that have these

44:39

kinds of history were truly giving cops a run

44:41

for their money on taking care of their own issues

44:44

seriously. And there's

44:46

this also moment when the Pope was in

44:48

Canada that he was at this event,

44:50

an apology event, and he was gifted a headdress,

44:53

and a lot of indigenous leaders were

44:55

really piste off about that, because

44:57

they're like, this does not this is not the fucking

45:00

this is not something we want to be interacting with the

45:03

Pope in this capacity to give him a headdress,

45:05

and he was wearing this head dress

45:08

during the ceremony, and the Vaticans, like newspaper

45:10

took like a picture of him wearing it and there and

45:12

it basically to sort of give the optics it's like all

45:15

good in Canada, Pope flawless

45:17

with the apology tour, when in fact

45:19

it wasn't. And there was just

45:21

you know, a lot of words, not a lot of

45:23

action, and it didn't seem

45:26

like much other than trying to just maintain

45:28

whatever the church's reputation was,

45:30

however good or bad that that is. And

45:33

just so you know, for the cost

45:36

of this one trip, they could

45:38

have just paid the reparations to survive this

45:42

visit costed it potentially between

45:44

fifty and one million dollars for this papal

45:46

visit. Papal visit however you want to pronounce

45:49

that. Man, Well, they used Taylor swift Jet, so

45:51

that saved them a little bit. Yeah, exactly

45:53

cut down on the emissions. I think that's what her

45:55

team met when they're like it's not actually all her fault.

45:57

We leased the jet to the Pope too, and that wild

46:02

talk to him

46:04

rabid followers. Although

46:08

his aren't on Twitter, it doesn't seem like you

46:11

tweet I hate the Pope and then like

46:13

at Pope stands, you

46:15

just don't understand him. Yeah

46:18

wait, just wait, oh really have you heard these

46:20

speeches? Then talk to me about

46:23

his oration skills. If we want this

46:25

to get I think we need to start thinking of alternative

46:27

ways to get these sort of situations fixed. We need

46:29

to start, like um, getting actionable

46:31

people to do things. We need to make the

46:34

Pope say something bad about BTS.

46:37

Oh to to create like

46:39

the kind of pope say something bad about BTS.

46:42

There would be irreparable

46:44

damage done to him on the internet by eleven

46:46

year olds. There would be nothing he could do about

46:48

it. They are the most losso

46:51

yo okay, and I hate to

46:53

you know, like articulated conspiracy

46:56

conspiracy theory out loud. But what

46:58

we're saying is we need to create like a q and

47:01

On type movement where we're saying that

47:03

the Pope has been against like these gigantic

47:05

fandoms to mobilize

47:07

the fandoms against the Catholic Church. Yes,

47:10

okay, I think that BTS

47:12

fans are like a high school band. They're the

47:14

largest voting block that actually exists,

47:17

and if you can get them on your side, then

47:19

you'll be doing okay, All right, Well,

47:21

I one time tweeted who's more famous?

47:23

Oprah or BTS? And I have

47:26

never gotten more applies to a tweet in my entire

47:28

life. And I've never been

47:30

squatted more times in from

47:33

nearly positing the question. So just get

47:35

BTS fans to think that the Pope hates them

47:38

and that they will raise the

47:40

money. I feel like they're too smart. They're gonna be like, look,

47:42

we weren't working with the pope because of the residential

47:44

schools. We don't need you. Probably probably of

47:48

the children will lead the way. The children will lead the

47:50

way. All right, let's take another

47:52

quick break. We'll be right back to talk

47:55

some more news and

48:06

we're back. So, researchers

48:09

have recently announced something about the Moon that

48:11

there are these lunar pits and caves from

48:14

you know, old like uh like lava

48:16

tubes that have collapsed that create

48:18

these like sort of shaded pit areas on

48:20

the first surface of the Moon that The

48:23

temperature in these spaces hover around

48:25

a steady sixty three degrees

48:27

faheit what we call I don't know. In in

48:29

l A, we call that fucking down jacket

48:32

scarf, snow

48:34

pants weather. Uh, And I

48:36

think in Boston that means like absolutely

48:39

barely any clothing on. So I

48:41

don't know what it means for you, but

48:44

it is a great like habitable

48:46

temperature for human life. And this

48:48

isn't so basically when looking at this, it

48:50

sort of gives more gredience. The idea of that having

48:53

a lunar base or fucking

48:55

who know and fucking habitation might not be

48:57

such a far fetched idea if

49:00

can get around the radiation and micromedia

49:02

or some things like that. But there are some city

49:04

sized areas that apparently like

49:06

are in this like temperate zone.

49:09

And it's just wild to think about because I never in

49:12

my mind. Look, I'm an ignorant

49:14

non space person, like I.

49:16

I keep up with the headlines, but I don't know things

49:19

like what the surface temperature is

49:21

on the moon. Do any of you know what the surface temperature

49:23

is on the moon? Like, okay, so man, I

49:25

don't know some of like my cousin's names

49:30

Okay, Uh, do

49:32

you know, can you name one cousin at all? Yeah?

49:35

John M. That

49:37

definitely sounded fake reflective.

49:44

Yeah,

49:47

what's your wife's name? Go see cringdy

49:49

Uh from my rest of development fans out there. Okay,

49:52

So the surface of the Moon swings

49:55

between two hundred sixty degrees

49:57

during the day and minus

50:00

two eight at night, you're

50:03

gonna need seventy thousand layers

50:05

to a big backpack. Yeah.

50:08

So, and also just so you know, you also

50:10

have to remember that quote. Daytime on the

50:12

Moon lasts for what we know as fifteen

50:15

earth days, and night is

50:17

the same fifteen Earth days

50:19

for night. So a lot of the ideas

50:21

previously around habitation were like, how the

50:23

funk are you going to deal with fifteen

50:25

days of two d sixty degrees and then

50:27

fifteen days of minus to eighty, Like, how

50:30

do you even build a fucking structure or anything

50:32

to deal with that, Let alone the amount of

50:34

energy it would take to power

50:36

something like that to like stabilize

50:38

the temperature in a place like that. And also

50:41

solar power, which is the preferred energy

50:43

generation source in space, won't

50:46

work at night on the Moon. So

50:48

this is like this new discovery has basically opened

50:51

the doors to like thinking a little bit

50:53

more about saying, oh, well, there

50:55

are places that could potentially

50:58

sustain life. That doesn't mean everyone's now

51:01

fucking buying up their plots to a

51:03

new time shore on the moon. But uh,

51:05

it's something I had not heard of or really thought about,

51:07

but apparently pretty significant.

51:10

When we go to buy land on the moon. Who who's

51:12

getting my cash? I hope it's like a U r

51:14

L squatter, Like someone found a way to like this

51:17

moon, or like there's someone who likes squats a social

51:19

media they have had at Nike on Instagram

51:21

way early, and he's just like wall

51:26

looking for some real estate. Are you look?

51:29

Who wants the Disney section of the moon

51:31

Nook? But

51:35

yeah, I never thought in my mind, I don't know why

51:38

the moon was just always cold. Again

51:40

I'm ignorant. Yeah,

51:44

I'm like, also, there's seeing no

51:46

world where we are the people that get to

51:48

do this, like right right,

51:50

like the you gotta be rich. You gotta

51:53

be rich enough to already have known this, right

51:55

that this keep like billionaires

51:57

knew this ship forty years ago. We will

51:59

do any thing except fix Earth.

52:02

We will do absolutely anything except

52:05

tax a company you

52:07

know, I feel like in

52:09

the like the tragedy that is the human

52:12

race, like we end up going to Mars

52:14

only to it be like one of those sci

52:16

fi films, are like, you should have never came here.

52:18

Motherfucker's thinking you thought

52:20

it was bad where you're at, Welcome to Mars.

52:23

And we were like, man, it would

52:25

be crazy if they called it Mars. They're

52:27

like, what a gain that would have been on our point, we

52:30

would have been like, no way, we thought that's what you

52:32

called it? Oh, really, were

52:35

just named it after the god of war? What's that?

52:37

They don't? We just call it Mars, called Mars.

52:40

It's more of a vibe for us. They're like, Mars.

52:43

Yeah, I like that, Mars. What's the Mars?

52:45

Okay, yeah, let's let's go with that. It's

52:47

like they're very chill over there. But except

52:50

time I read about these going in space habit

52:52

habit, I'm just like, no, man, I will

52:54

be left here to heat, like

52:56

that's I will you know what I mean? I won't. Yeah,

52:59

there's no going up in the ship. I feel like the people

53:01

who are going to get off this fucking rock

53:03

are like, unless

53:06

you have three million dollars in savings

53:08

right now,

53:11

it might not even be you know, how many

53:13

there are, at least a hundred, I

53:15

don't know. I don't know five

53:17

million per person, like that's that'll be the cost.

53:20

I think more than that. I think

53:22

because they hate millionaires. They're like, these poor bitches,

53:25

what a million

53:30

billionaires and there's not even enough space

53:32

for the I think what they'll do is they'll find out how much

53:34

money Trump has if he could liquidate everything,

53:37

and they'll make it a little more than that because they don't

53:39

want to deal with him by like five bucks right

53:41

there, Like we don't need a gold casino. No one

53:43

goes to Okay, what about this golf

53:45

course and you

53:47

can drive the ship out of the ball on the

53:50

moon because gravity? That's that like famous

53:53

Norm McDonald joke where he talks about Michael Collins

53:55

and the lunar land like watching them

53:57

down, you know, because he didn't get to go to the moon right in New

53:59

Arms and he's watching them and he's like are they fucking

54:01

golfing? Like? And

54:05

then they get back up and they're like, yeah, it was fine, just

54:08

dicking around, you know, but

54:10

this isn't for us.

54:13

Wait, so wait, how many Okay,

54:16

Joel, how many can you pull up? How many millionaires?

54:18

We got? How many millionaires

54:20

exist? Yeah? Because then I think

54:23

that's maybe that's our next play is we need

54:25

to we need to do obviously, because millionaires

54:27

need to realize they're broke as fuck. And then you

54:29

decide with working people to fight the

54:31

billionaires who guess what, they don't accept you anyway,

54:33

and they don't want you on their little moon party.

54:36

There are okay, wait, fifty

54:38

six point one million as.

54:41

Okay, that's dead. That's a wrap, okay, And

54:43

he said, how many thousands of billionaires? There

54:46

are? Two

54:48

thousand, seven hundred billionaires.

54:51

Damn okay.

54:54

I think that we don't. We

54:56

don't understand how much poor people. And

54:58

I mean that's like anyone who's under life like

55:00

millions, I would still put, don't understand

55:03

what billions is. I've known this since.

55:05

Do you remember the Jurassic Park movie, not

55:07

the new one, but the one before that, where they like sold

55:10

dinosaurs at an auction. It's

55:12

terrible movie. The people who

55:14

wrote that movie. In the movie,

55:17

they sell a dinosaur for twelve

55:19

million dollars. How

55:22

much do you think a fucking dinosaur

55:24

should go? So they're like oh, twelve, it

55:27

should be ten billion dollars

55:29

for a dinosaur. Twelve. They're like twelve

55:31

million. That's the most someone would pay for

55:33

something, and you're just like that it is a dinosaur.

55:36

Twelve. It should be a hundred billion

55:39

dollars for a dinosaur. Right.

55:41

Someone bought Jack from Twitter's first

55:44

tweet as an n f T for

55:46

fucking what they thought was going to

55:48

be forty five million dollars. One

55:50

paid three million for a fucking

55:53

n f T of a tweeting for

55:56

a dinosaur. You could get the tail or

55:58

the offense for one

56:01

fourth of the cause of that n f T. You

56:03

could have been on your way to buying a dinosaur. That's what was.

56:05

And it's like these have got to be the richest, Like this is a private

56:07

auction, Like it's like a human trafficking

56:09

auction, but for dinosaurs, and they're like

56:12

twelve million. They

56:14

have that on their person. M No

56:16

one understands how how we're not gonna be

56:19

We're not living on the moon. I'm sorry. Anyone

56:21

who makes or listens to a podcast is

56:23

not going to live on the moon. No,

56:25

in any capacity to

56:28

podcast, absolutely not. What

56:30

if he like he'd used this to be woke. He here's

56:32

like one episode and he's like, hey, I hear

56:35

that there's like a lot of poor people who don't

56:37

think they're gonna get on the moon. And I want

56:39

to let you know. With my new scholarship,

56:41

I'm thinking about you crusty poor millionaires

56:44

who aren't going to make it. Uh.

56:46

And you know apply now from your bill, your

56:48

bill gates, moon grant coming, get your bill

56:50

bills. That's going to be the currency on the moon. Well,

56:54

I look forward to seeing y'all on this scorched

56:57

earth in the future as we fight

56:59

the more rotting bands of thieves

57:01

for hydro credits. Uh, We're

57:03

just gonna do a burning man until we die. Like it'll be

57:05

fine, but they'll be like, we've passed the point. In return,

57:07

I'll be like, great, We're raving in the desert until

57:10

there's nothing left. Someone comes up

57:12

with like the mathematical like

57:15

like perfect dose of a drug, so

57:17

you could stay high on ecstasy

57:19

for the next like ten years until you just

57:22

to be like, look, this is how some people are choosing to go out.

57:25

Then you could go out much worse

57:27

ways. And it feels better than honestly living in a

57:29

cave on the moon just to live longer. And

57:31

then you're just around. If all

57:33

the billionaires going, no one else, a bunch of them, we're gonna feel

57:35

poor and that's going to be uncomfortable for them. I'm

57:37

not a survivalist either, like not

57:39

into it. Y'all go ahead and like, yeah,

57:44

what just look, I'll do Molly

57:46

in the caves with the poor people. To picture

57:48

all of the billionaires waiting for someone to build something,

57:51

and they're just like, who do

57:53

we exploit? Yeah, they're

57:55

like, I think I'm gonna go to one of those like

57:58

proletarian extra she death

58:00

party. It

58:02

feels like a real ship. I can experience

58:05

just the beginning of Blade but all forever

58:08

right with the blood

58:11

coming down that stop. Oh

58:14

what a song though. Uh, Kyle, thanks

58:16

so much for joining us man on the daily. Eight

58:18

guys, Where can people find you? Follow

58:20

you, listen to you? And also, what's what's a tweet

58:22

that you've been liking? I'm at Kyle Aire's

58:24

most Places, um kyl Air's

58:26

things on TikTok, I'm trying

58:29

and but find me in there. I have a podcast called Never Seen

58:31

It, where comedians rewrite movies they've never

58:33

seen and we read their scripts. So if you want

58:35

to see what a bunch of comedians think something probably

58:38

is, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. I wanted

58:40

to thank every everybody for all that sort of stuff

58:42

and find me on that sort of thing and uh

58:44

tweets, let me find them. Yeah, yeah, I

58:47

have him here in a note. I have

58:49

two of them. These both made me laugh very recently.

58:51

One is at Micah Fox. Mike is a very funny

58:53

comedian, and she said, I'm

58:55

in Newport, Rhode Island. Every house looks like

58:57

it's owned by someone who killed their spouse and got

58:59

away with it, which

59:02

I thought was very funny. And then the other

59:05

one I have is from my hair is blue

59:07

as Sam h Escobar,

59:09

and they said, I got cat called tonight, the

59:11

guy literally said from

59:14

his car, and I looked. I got to admire

59:16

the devotion to being literal. Who

59:21

who calls cats like that? I go, that's

59:24

how I get. He threw a feather at her. And then I want

59:26

to give a shout out to everyone who listens to this who thinks

59:28

I'm Blake Wexler every time I'm

59:30

on, which is very exciting. There's always

59:33

people who are like for a few. For a few minutes,

59:35

I thought it was Wexler again, and it was

59:37

Kyle. I take that as a compliment. He's great. Oh

59:39

yeah, I think energetically,

59:41

I feel like you sound different, but hey, look

59:44

he makes them up. He makes them up. Joel,

59:47

thank you so much for helping me host today. Where

59:49

can people find you can follow you? And what's a tweet this you

59:51

like? Oh he's a pleasure of miles. You

59:53

guys can follow me at dwell Monique

59:56

to j O E L L E m O N

59:58

I qu a couple of tweets

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gonna make him quick at Female Underscore

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t s slut Era,

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I say to myself as I sit motionless in my

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apartment for the three night in a row and

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to clean identify we get

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it. I

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gotta scroll. Oh this came

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out from pop Cave this morning. Twenty five

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years into her groundbreaking career, Beyonce

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has released her most critically acclaimed studio album,

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Renaissance, her most critically acclaimed I'm

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shaking with Mike, I'm sorry justin listen.

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How her star keeps rising is

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It's unfathomable, alien superstar. I just took number

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one from you Won't Break my soul. We're

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living in the new era of Beyonce. Released the tickets

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Beyonce, We're ready to come worship you. I'm

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so excited. I cannot wait for this. These

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will be accessible to non millionaires. These

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it's not a

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nook of the moon. Ye, She's

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like, it's sixty three degrees. You're all perfect

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weather and the good. The venue could be called

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beyond and beyond.

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Okay, Yeah, I love I love the memes

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that have come from the renaissance album Drop.

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I feel like most of my likes are people just

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comparing the Beyonce album

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to other things. I'm one of them. Let

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me just actually play it. This

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is from at Andy Zone

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six. He tweeted, church Girl

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was very born by the river. I was shaking

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that ass about the situation. And

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if you don't know, this is a you know, very viral

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clip from the old days.

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But this

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this this clip does pretty much encapsulate

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church Girl in the best way. Uh. And if for those

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of you can't see, uh, it's some two

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friends. They're just hanging dance and singing, and then

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one of them really just starts shaking that as I

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was one river

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river. I

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was born by the river. I was shaking that I

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was making that can't

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that's pretty much exact

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energy of that song. Rip

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ribb okay and Uh. Lastly

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at norm Charlottean this is

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though. So they there's a picture of Mayor

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Lori Lightfoot at Lollapalooza

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wearing this hat and it's a side by side.

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They're saying she looked like the amateur

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sketch of the leprecn in the Hood video. If

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you remember Lepricn in the Hood, that's

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lay Lightfoot and then next it's

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worried. Y'all have got to see this over

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scream.

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It makes me screaming.

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You say, yeah, that's one of my favorite

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ones. Who Lepricn. Let me hear you

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say, yeah, I want to go, so

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shout out that account. Um.

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can also find me uh and Jack on

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where we also link out to the song we're gonna

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write out on. Okay, we're gonna do.

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We're gonna go out on a track from Makaia

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mccraven, who's a fantastic

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artist with a you know, wonderful

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catalog, multi instrumentalist producer,

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very very like hip hoppy

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vibes. This is the track with Robert Glassbourn a

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few other people. It's called Mantra. It's

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just very soulful but like funky

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instrumental music. So you're gonna like

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