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try and wrap it up, wrap

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up. Like I know there are some

6:09

times in my life where I'm like,

6:11

I'm actually stressing myself out by giving

6:13

myself too much stimulation right now. And

6:16

I just need to give my brain

6:18

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6:20

my surroundings. But I don't

6:24

know, this just seems unnecessarily

6:27

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6:30

I mean, think of, okay, but let's think of

6:32

our fucking animal

6:34

brains, pre-smartphone and wireless

6:37

internet, right? Like I

6:39

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6:41

going to Japan as a kid, I had

6:44

one like kids

6:46

book and a handheld tiger

6:49

electronic video game of police

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academy. Like back when games

6:53

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6:55

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6:57

and you're like, yeah, that's all I had.

7:03

And I managed to just fuck around and do that. It probably annoyed

7:05

the shit out of my mom or something. And

7:08

then as we got older, then it

7:11

was just music or a book. But

7:13

again, I don't know. I mean, the most

7:15

you have to end up doing a form

7:17

of this when you have kids, because like

7:19

if you're trying to like watch something and

7:21

the kids are like, you know, asking you

7:23

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7:25

being like you end up being annoyed and

7:27

not that great a bad. What's a rakas,

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right? What's a rakas? What's

7:32

shai hulu? Yeah, exactly. Wait, are

7:34

you watching Dune 2 right now?

7:36

Yeah, yeah. More on that later.

7:39

Yeah. I'm hooked on spice. But

7:44

yeah, I don't know. It's

7:46

please let us know. Like I would love

7:48

to hear from somebody personally who like it

7:50

must be a baby in overstimulation thing that

7:52

allows you to be like, no, this is

7:54

actually the most peaceful version for me

7:56

to get through a flight. Because also just

7:58

weird for like I get the male

8:01

urge to be like, I'm fucking punishing myself. You

8:03

know what I mean? And then like bragging about

8:05

that shit. But I wanna know people do that.

8:07

Well it's weird cause a lot of the headlines

8:09

are like, why are men doing this? But then

8:12

there's other headlines that are like, a woman explains

8:14

why she raw dog to play. My mom does

8:16

it and it freaks me out. Yeah, yeah. So

8:19

yeah, is that gang please write it, let us

8:21

know. Hey, speaking of freaks me out, there's a

8:23

video showcasing a total recall-esque

8:26

prison that is

8:28

freaking the internet out in the video, quote,

8:31

cognify, punishes prisoners

8:33

by showing them AI generated footage

8:36

of the offense that they were

8:38

convicted of in virtual reality. And

8:40

then the inmates are

8:42

implanted with synthetic memories and ultimately released

8:45

in a matter of minutes rather than

8:47

years. And people are

8:49

like, oh my God, I can't believe this is

8:51

happening. This seems like bad sci-fi and

8:54

it is bad sci-fi. Yeah, it

8:56

doesn't exist. This is just a

8:59

video made by a quote, science

9:03

communicator slash hack YouTube

9:05

video maker, Hashem Al-Gaili.

9:10

And he's the same guy who

9:12

released a CGI concept video for

9:14

EctoLife. The world's not about me

9:17

in middle school when I was

9:20

bringing that Ecto cooler to school every day,

9:22

my lunchbox. This is

9:24

the world's first artificial womb

9:26

facility. So he just like,

9:28

he's on his like Geiger

9:30

shit. What's the guy's name? What's the

9:32

guy's name? Is it Alien? HR

9:34

Geiger. Yeah, just on that kind of like, this

9:36

is what I kind of envision. This is my

9:38

wacky vision of the future, but I hear he's

9:40

like also a scientist. So, but I just love

9:42

the idea that some, I don't know, are

9:45

we nerdy for being like, that shit

9:47

doesn't exist yet? Right. Yeah,

9:50

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, there's another

9:52

one was a Sky Hotel. It's just a

9:54

big airplane that people are like chilling in.

9:57

But it's just weird because he

9:59

like puts out these concepts. videos and people are like,

10:01

the future is here. It's just, you

10:03

know, the internet's

10:05

done. Turns out, man, just, yeah, just

10:07

upload your cons. I mean, but it,

10:09

I think maybe it's believable because we're

10:11

like tangentially, it feels like these technologies

10:13

are close to being here. And

10:16

we're already talking about like downloading your

10:18

data or whatever, to create like a

10:20

version of yourself, like virtually or this

10:23

other shit. But, Oh

10:25

yeah, I think that's bullshit too though. The

10:27

downloaded virtual download of your consciousness that I

10:29

don't know if you can download, but I

10:32

think you could train and a large language

10:34

model to speak like you did if you

10:36

gave it enough emails, like text wise, you

10:38

know what I mean? Yeah. But

10:41

yeah, not to the point where like, it's like,

10:43

dude, what's up bro? I'm like, I've been chilling,

10:45

man. You know, physically I'm dead, but my consciousness

10:47

is here. It's kind of fucking upsetting. It's

10:50

so cold. There are a glass

10:52

of water. But we are like

10:55

also in that age of like scams where

10:57

it's like, Hey man, we'll give you like

10:59

sort of weird niche fun information. If you

11:01

give us all of your data, like there

11:03

was something I saw where there's

11:05

this app where you upload all

11:07

your message data and it rates

11:10

your relationship strength with your partner.

11:13

It's like you basically

11:15

it's based on you giving up all

11:17

of your messages to this app. And

11:19

then it scores like who responds first,

11:21

who initiates more conversations or the balance

11:23

of power is like just through this

11:25

data set. But again, it requires you

11:27

to give up all of your messages.

11:29

I'm pretty sure just for like

11:31

a school info graphic, we were like, I'm

11:33

a good communicator. My score is 38. Yeah.

11:36

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15:02

One, The Rock's

15:04

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15:07

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15:09

The Rock and Chris Evans

15:11

doing an accent, try to

15:15

rescue. What was his accent? Chris

15:17

Evans at one point was like, wait a second, you're

15:19

telling me. Oh, wow.

15:22

I didn't even catch that. I was so. It

15:24

was just for a split second. He doesn't keep up with

15:26

it. He immediately loses his confidence. I like

15:28

how quickly you clock that. Yeah, I was just like, I

15:30

think my eyes were starting to roll back into my head

15:32

as I watched that. So it's

15:36

is basically JK Simmons

15:38

is Santa Claus. He's

15:41

jacked. The Rock

15:43

is like Santa Claus, personal trainer

15:45

and bodyguard. And

15:47

then Santa Claus get kidnapped and

15:50

then they're like, we need one

15:52

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he can track anything down even

15:58

Santa. I don't

16:00

know why like contract Santa Claus that's

16:03

on that website every Christmas. Oh,

16:05

yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think norad

16:07

right norad Yeah, I love when

16:09

norad does cute stuff. Yeah Tracking

16:13

like ICB. M. This is a nice to come

16:15

up with like a cute app Right.

16:18

Just yeah, where's the Easter Bunny? Yeah,

16:20

exactly. Yeah, Easter Bunny has been compromised

16:22

the CIA Yeah,

16:25

Easter Bunny has fallen This is the

16:27

trailers is wild because it's like obviously

16:29

we're presuming that Santa Claus is real

16:31

and like this whole also fantasy world

16:33

where they're like Killer

16:35

snowmen and polar bears that are

16:37

like literally walk like have a

16:39

pimp strut like when that polar

16:41

bear It like literally had like a little

16:43

fucking flavor in its

16:45

step There's the headless

16:48

horseman and there's just so much

16:50

going on what it

16:52

is straight up The Easter Bunny has

16:54

fallen front like that's the yeah, it

16:56

feels like it could have been the

16:59

one sentence fragment pitch Yeah, got this

17:01

green Santa has fallen is what this

17:03

movie is it looks Like

17:06

shit, it looks crazy the

17:08

amount of effects. What is this fucking cost?

17:10

So that is the thing that blew my

17:13

mind I was like wow is like so

17:15

they didn't spend that much on this because

17:17

it just looks like a big CGI Fucking

17:21

mess. This is a big vest

17:23

Play-Doh ball of CGI effects they

17:26

spent 250

17:29

million dollars on all right love

17:31

that quarter of a billion dollars

17:33

for Hamming

17:36

the red one a slap fight Santa has

17:38

this Yeah, I

17:40

I want see the thing is people

17:43

I'm famously into any Christmas

17:45

movie You love from the

17:47

top to the dregs of

17:49

the hallmark channel. What is the Also

17:54

the hallmark channel okay, it's a bit

17:56

of a bit of a flat earth kind of thing but

17:58

with this I'm like so

18:01

overwhelmed with everything it's trying to do.

18:03

It's like a heist film. It's a

18:05

it's like a fucking again It's like

18:07

a Gerard Butler type action movie with

18:09

the textures of Christmas It's

18:11

just doing too much. It's doing too much.

18:13

It's too much. I will see it. Maybe

18:16

is it streaming if it's streaming I'll go see

18:18

it maybe But it feels like

18:20

it's got to be like a straight to netflix

18:23

like it said in theaters. I think that last

18:25

card. Oh, wow So whatever

18:27

man. Yeah, at least it's not a prequel or

18:29

a sequel It

18:31

really it looks like a movie where

18:34

the character at least one character is

18:36

going to say wow that just happened

18:38

Yeah, you know what? I mean? Like yeah,

18:41

that just happened to energy Yeah, or like

18:43

a obligatory like someone gets kicked in the

18:45

nuts and they're like I did it mean

18:47

like that Right, you know It's

18:51

got nuts shots in it. Whoa. Yeah

18:54

the only The only

18:56

santa claus action movie I need is uh

18:58

the one from I think you should leave

19:00

season two. That's All

19:03

I need bit of a cosmic gumbo That

19:09

this is a cosmic gumbo, yeah,

19:11

man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Starbucks

19:15

Has come home. They know what

19:18

the people want And

19:20

that is a starbucks drink. So caffeinated.

19:22

It will kill them. This is just

19:24

like everyone's playing keep up, man Yeah

19:27

But this feels like it was

19:29

an idea that was always supposed

19:31

to be made by starbucks the

19:33

the charged lemons aid You're

19:35

you know, like all the all

19:37

the hyper caffeinated summertime Cooling

19:40

beverages that other people were doing right

19:42

who else did it? It was uh,

19:45

panera A soup, you know a

19:47

soup company did it and it was like well, that

19:49

doesn't make any sense But they seem

19:51

to have stumbled on something uh,

19:54

very Powerful so powerful that

19:56

it was killing people and I

19:59

think another company did it. I forget, was

20:01

it Duncan America? Oh yeah, I mean, I

20:04

think everybody runs on Duncan so fast that

20:06

their legs fall off. Can

20:08

I make someone have their heart explode

20:10

after three sips? Yeah. This one, what?

20:12

This one's not so bad. So they

20:14

saw that the other people's drinks were

20:16

killing customers and

20:18

were like, we're going to rail it in, we're

20:20

going to rail it in to, so this

20:23

is only 180 to 250 or 205 milligrams of caffeine, which is similar in

20:30

caffeine content to a Grande Starbucks

20:32

cold brew. By the way,

20:34

a Grande Starbucks cold brew will,

20:37

if I drink that will make me feel crazy for

20:39

a full 24 hours. That's too

20:42

much cold brew. Wow. So yeah,

20:44

the Panera charged lemonade with no

20:46

ice and all charged lemonade would

20:49

have given me 390 milligrams. Yeah.

20:52

So yeah, yeah, they definitely,

20:54

they're worried about it. It's

20:56

still way too much caffeine

20:58

for anybody who's not

21:00

like just trying to

21:03

be out of their mind

21:05

or stay alive. Like that's a

21:07

dark undercurrent of like our overcaffeinated

21:09

culture is like, yeah, so much

21:11

of it is just to merely

21:13

get through the day to toilet.

21:15

Easier to work yourself to death.

21:18

Yeah, truly. Oh well. And the

21:20

fucking promotional image, it looks like

21:22

these fucking cups like broke apart

21:24

like a, like crystal meth. Yeah.

21:26

You know what I mean? Yeah.

21:28

Yeah. It's like, yo bro, do

21:30

you know what this kind of ice does? Got

21:33

that rock, got them rocks over here. Anyway, we

21:35

got Tina over here. We got all, it's all

21:37

Tina over here. That biker coffee. Brian,

21:40

the editor has suggested a new Tik

21:42

TOK challenge where you raw dog a

21:44

trans Pacific flight juiced on a hyper

21:46

caffeinated beverage and just like,

21:48

so I think like one of

21:50

the, uh, raw dogging a

21:53

flight, uh, articles suggests that

21:55

it started or like people got the

21:57

idea from hijack, which

21:59

is a show. in which Idris Elba has

22:01

his phone taken away on a flight. And

22:05

then realizes, I think, that the flight is being hijacked

22:07

or something like that. It is being, is

22:09

his phone taken away? He's like sitting in first class

22:12

or whatever. I don't know, I remember watching the whole

22:14

thing and was like, okay, cool. It felt like you

22:16

were staring at the back of a plane. Well,

22:18

there's like this whole other angle about

22:21

like tanking the stock price of the

22:23

airline because a hijacking took place and

22:25

then like exploiting the stock price manipulation

22:27

from that, it was all very like,

22:29

there was all these ins and outs

22:32

that I forgot pretty quickly. So credit

22:35

to him. Yeah, dude. But you saw that

22:37

show and you didn't even come up with

22:39

a viral trend of raw dogging a flight?

22:41

Yeah, a thing that again has existed. This

22:43

is, it's just existed. Some

22:45

people are fucking strange like that and they

22:47

don't need anything and they can just go,

22:50

do a hard reset of their brain, make

22:52

flight, low power mode,

22:54

whatever, and make it there. But

22:57

yeah, sure, if Idris Elba needs that,

22:59

we'll give you that crown, but I don't think you

23:01

deserve it. Wow. If

23:04

anything, the guy on the flight. Idris Elba

23:06

deserves everything. The man that your

23:08

sister witnessed, that person has a better claim,

23:10

I think, to this than anyone. Absolutely. Because

23:13

when was that years ago, right? It wasn't like in the last year. I

23:15

think that was like, oh, nine. Oh yeah,

23:17

yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Been

23:20

raw dogging flights since, yeah. At least

23:22

that, at least that. I don't

23:25

know why, just, it's that, the idea is

23:27

horrifying and then add caffeine to that. Just

23:30

full on existential panic. Yeah,

23:32

the challenge should be completely

23:34

empty stomach, drink

23:36

a fucking train to of this caffeinated shit

23:38

and then hop on a flight and go

23:40

from LA to whatever. You

23:43

have to cross. You're not allowed to go to the bathroom. Oh

23:45

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

23:48

Well, you thought you could go to

23:51

the bathroom, Dave? Oh no, no, no,

23:53

no, you won't. Not so fast. All

23:55

right, well, this is an

23:57

episode that has given me a lot. A

24:00

lot of good ideas of what

24:02

I'm gonna do with my life. Yeah,

24:05

you got a flight coming up, Jack. I got a flight coming

24:07

up. I'll get you a GoPro if you put it to the

24:09

back of the seat in front of you and just tape yourself.

24:13

Thousand yard stairs straight into the lens. How long can

24:15

you hold it? How many hours can you hold it?

24:17

My wife does have a Theragun,

24:20

so I could do the

24:22

hard stuff. And you

24:24

imagine they're like, yo, this dude's rod dogging on my flight,

24:26

and he's also got a Theragun up against his temple. It's

24:30

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