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immediately go into Euphoria. Yeah. Yeah,

2:34

the pop out, man. The pop

2:36

out happened. My name is Jack. That is

2:38

Miles. I did not

2:40

watch, I did not know it was streamable. Yeah,

2:43

no, that yeah, it was, it was

2:45

live for people to bask in a

2:47

90 minute distractor Drake

2:50

while also celebrating like

2:52

the West coast, which was kind of ... It

2:54

was dope, it was dope. Started to show off

2:57

with Euphoria and then ended it by doing not

2:59

like us six fucking times. Just

3:02

in a row, just bang, bang, bang. Yeah, and then

3:04

like, but there are little things that happened in between.

3:06

He was like, first, let me also bring out, you

3:08

know, let me unite the bloods and crypts just so

3:11

I can demonstrate how much influence I have over the

3:13

culture and how important I am, how much respect I

3:15

have. This is something Drake could never do. And

3:18

let's run it back one more time. Yeah, a

3:20

lot of the memes seem to be just people

3:23

trying to imagine what it was like to be

3:25

Drake as this was happening, like

3:28

as the bloods, the crypts, all

3:31

rap, like all LA hip hop.

3:33

Yeah, calling you a pedophile. Jeff

3:35

Bezos, like most of the best

3:37

NBA play, like LeBron

3:39

was there. LeBron who

3:41

is like a famous Drake fan.

3:43

Trump and Biden were there. What?

3:46

They're like, hey, we're both competing for

3:49

votes, man. You know, Drake's a Canadian.

3:51

Drake's a Canadian. I don't know if

3:53

I talked about this on on Mike,

3:55

but we were saying I think before

3:57

we were recording tomorrow's episode that like.

6:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jake, Cole. Anyway.

6:03

Let's just, all right. What else? What

6:05

else? What else? We got some more,

6:07

some more evidence that AI

6:09

is coming to take all our

6:12

jobs. AI is here

6:14

and Hollywood writers and comedians

6:17

are nervous. So

6:20

20 comedians got AI to

6:22

write their routines for them to

6:25

see how the work was. I

6:28

remember, you know, there were, there

6:30

was like Simon rich who's like

6:32

a New Yorker, humorist. I

6:35

remember in the early days of AI, he was

6:37

saying that they were like letting a mess with

6:39

the tools and he thought it was going to

6:41

be able to write comedy pretty

6:43

well. So I'm still

6:46

waiting for that evidence. I

6:49

think the thing he ended up saying was

6:51

like, actually it like writes dark and disturbing

6:53

poetry was like what the best

6:55

evidence that I've got. I

6:57

haven't seen much evidence that it's like

6:59

very good at writing comedy until

7:03

now, Miles. Yeah. Because

7:06

we got a couple of prompts here and

7:08

then you were messing around with it and

7:10

you got some good stuff.

7:12

So some pretty bad stuff. The

7:14

AI generated jokes for the prompt. They

7:17

asked, can you write me 10 jokes

7:19

about pickpocketing? And one

7:21

large language model response was, I decided

7:23

to switch careers and become a pickpocket

7:25

after watching a magic show. Little

7:28

did I know, the only thing disappearing would

7:30

be my reputation. Jesus

7:34

reputation. Oh

7:36

man. Well, yeah. What else?

7:40

He's writing jokes about the irony of a

7:42

projector failing in a live comedy show about

7:44

AI. And one of

7:46

the better large language model responses

7:49

was, our projector must

7:51

have misunderstood the concept of AI. It

7:54

thought it meant absolutely invisible

7:56

because well, it's doing a

7:58

fantastic job of. wordplay.

10:00

Joe Biden gets a phone call. He

10:02

answers who it is just

10:05

to be safe. It's a who dis. Really?

10:08

Yeah, man, we're fucked. The

10:10

jokes are coming for us.

10:12

The jokes are too good.

10:14

Yeah. Joe, too. Good. Are

10:16

too good. Invest all your

10:18

money in AI now immediately

10:20

without a lot or critical

10:22

analysis. So. All right. Uh,

10:24

we talked recently about how

10:26

Netflix is doing like

10:29

C plus Disneyland at

10:33

malls, like where, you know,

10:36

a Macy's ACers has closed

10:38

down. They will be moving

10:40

into those places and creating

10:42

a house, Netflix house. Yeah.

10:45

Netflix. Yeah. And

10:48

they're also coming

10:50

for the popcorn

10:53

world. So AMC has like branded popcorn. I'm

10:55

pretty sure that you can get in the

10:57

grocery store. Is it memorable to the point

10:59

where I'm like, damn, I gotta get that

11:02

AMC. I mean, like it's fine. I've never

11:04

been like, holy smokes. What's

11:06

in this? It's like fucking

11:08

movie theater popcorn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It

11:11

was pretty good. You know, it's good.

11:13

Especially when it's freshly popped. I

11:16

think like microwave popcorn is actually

11:19

one of the better types of

11:21

popcorn that one can consume because

11:23

it's always or usually freshly popped.

11:26

Sure. Sure. So Netflix is getting

11:28

into that game in

11:31

yet another C plus way because

11:34

they're, they're selling like pre-popped popcorn

11:36

bag, like bags of pre-popped popcorn.

11:38

Just the worst, the worst shit.

11:40

Like one of my least favorite

11:43

snacks personally, like unless it's like

11:45

coded with three layers

11:47

of like caramel and chocolate and

11:49

shit like that, then yeah. But

11:51

movie theater popcorn, like that's not,

11:54

that is not what I'm. And

11:56

I feel like that shit always

11:58

makes me a little. an

14:00

episode of young Sheldon or whatever. The way

14:02

I'm doing it is if I don't understand

14:04

what I'm reading, I immediately jump to the

14:06

conclusion that it's AI and I become furious

14:09

without really thinking much further as demonstrated by

14:11

the Food and Wine M&M 6.8 weeks debacle.

14:15

Yeah. Which they still haven't

14:17

addressed and that coward still hasn't responded

14:19

to my DMs. Coward!

14:21

I don't care what the cops

14:24

say to stop contacting you. Fucking

14:26

answer me, please. All right,

14:28

RIP to Donald Sutherland, one

14:31

of the greats, Mash

14:33

Clute, Hunger Games, Bad

14:35

Guy from Hunger Games. Didn't watch a

14:38

lot of those. Did pass

14:40

away at 88. What's your Donald Sutherland

14:42

movie? I'm like just trying to, I'm like,

14:44

yeah, Donald Sutherland was always just like kind

14:46

of a bad guy. He

14:48

was good in, there was

14:50

like a- Space Cowboys? Was

14:53

he in Space Cowboys? Yeah, he was one of the Cowboys.

14:56

He was like an old

14:58

alcoholic judge in a Grisham

15:00

movie that

15:02

I thought he was good in. Okay. He

15:05

just like popped in, I think it's a time to kill. He

15:08

like- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

15:10

yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, Conahay like goes

15:12

and visits him and like gets a key

15:15

piece of information from him. That's right. But

15:17

he just like has a good vibe. Like

15:19

it just like a weird, like, I don't

15:21

know. Very specific, but- Yeah,

15:23

he's a vibe vibe. I've always enjoyed

15:25

him on screen. Yeah. Oh,

15:27

well. Never, yeah. There is like a

15:30

core of Donald Sutherland that is

15:32

unchanging that makes him like good. Yeah,

15:34

exactly. So, all right, well, he

15:37

was in Backdraft. I remember that. And then he's just like

15:39

one of those guys who's like, when he was in here,

15:41

you're like, oh yeah, he's got that spooker

15:43

vibe to him. Is

15:45

his only kid, he just has one famous kid?

15:48

Is it just Kiefer? Kiefer, you're at the Iron. Are

15:50

there other Southerlands? That

15:52

would explain everything. Ordinary

15:57

people, he's very good in a movie

15:59

that I saw. because PT Anderson said

16:01

that it influenced him to make it

16:03

like in the making of Magnolia. And

16:05

I was like, well, I'm

16:08

a Magnolia fan, so I'm going to

16:10

wait. This guy's Canadian. Oh, my God.

16:14

Get out of here with this. Yeah, he

16:17

was OG body, not the original invasion of

16:19

the body snatchers, but like the 1970s. That's

16:22

the movie they make like every it's

16:24

kind of right for a remake. But

16:28

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conservatives are worried

20:15

about an attack on Stonehenge

20:18

For reasons that are a little different

20:21

than why I'm worried about an attack

20:23

on Stonehenge attack is also We'll

20:26

put it in quotations so

20:29

a group called is it

20:31

stop oil now their

20:34

climate protesters and They

20:36

covered the monument in orange just stop

20:39

oil. I think just stop oil. Yeah

20:42

The conservative media had a good old freak

20:44

out about it and talking about it like

20:46

a deranged attack That

20:49

is unforgivable They put

20:51

washable powder paint on rocks, right?

20:53

So it was washable powder paint

20:55

that they specifically said would wash

20:57

off in the rain but

21:00

That didn't stop, you know a

21:02

certain segment of the media from absolutely

21:05

freaking out When

21:08

it was revealed that it was it would

21:10

wash off in the rain They then made

21:12

the case that it would do spiritual harm

21:14

to Stonehenge So

21:18

to the rocks So I

21:20

think the thing that they were trying

21:22

to Draw attention to is

21:25

there is a massive underground roadway that's

21:27

going to be built right next to

21:29

Stonehenge and the

21:32

thing that they were trying to Draw

21:34

attention to is there is a

21:36

massive underground roadway that's going to

21:38

be built right next to Stonehenge

21:40

and People were

21:42

like maybe don't do that. It's gonna

21:45

cause all sorts of environmental Problems

21:48

and might cause some spiritual

21:50

problems for Stonehenge and the conservative government

21:52

was like shut the fuck up, man

21:54

What are you talking about right on

21:56

that one? They're just mad about the

21:59

children's washable marker version

22:02

of an attack on Stonehenge.

22:04

I mean, but was this directly tied

22:07

to that or just because I know

22:09

they've been just stop oil like recently

22:11

they've they've done a lot of stuff

22:13

like in the last few days. Is

22:15

it just more to draw attention or

22:17

they were also trying to draw attention

22:19

like that? It's basically like people are

22:21

paying attention to Stonehenge right now also

22:24

because there is a rare astronomical event

22:26

happening a major lunar

22:28

standstill which is when

22:30

the tilt of the moon and the earth are

22:33

at their maximum which makes the moon rise

22:35

and set at the furthest points on its

22:37

range on the horizon and affects how

22:39

long it is in the sky. And

22:42

so archaeologists in the UK

22:45

are excited to see what

22:47

happens at Stonehenge and they'll

22:49

be live streaming the standstill of

22:51

the moon on YouTube. This

22:53

is I thought the sort

22:55

of thing that we would know like we can predict

22:58

what's going to happen right. Yeah

23:00

and part of me is like damn are am I just

23:02

like sleeping on another like astronomical

23:04

event like I'm like is that

23:07

is that should I should I be fucking

23:09

up on the fact that there'll be a

23:11

standstill? Oh the standstill man yeah you got

23:13

it dude yeah what happens do

23:15

the moon just like in the sky forever?

23:17

Yeah it's just like up there man straight

23:20

up click on the horizon so you can't

23:22

really see it but we'll see maybe

23:24

an ancient druidian time traveler will show

23:26

up. It's too early to know

23:28

but you will be able to live stream this on

23:31

on YouTube. But yeah I

23:33

don't know exactly what the messaging

23:36

was for this display.

23:38

I mean typically it's it's

23:40

around bringing attention to the climate disaster

23:42

that we're all experiencing and so they

23:45

usually target things that have a ton

23:47

of attention. It's not that they're like

23:49

Stonehenge is oil. Right Van Gogh is

23:51

evil. Yeah

23:53

because there's oil paints. Yeah I don't know Mona

23:55

Lisa is oil yeah exactly like it's just more

23:57

people are looking and it's And if we do

24:00

something to it, then it's going to be talked

24:02

about. And that's

24:04

unfortunately for

24:07

a cause that has all of

24:09

the facts on its side, right?

24:12

All of justice and

24:15

facts on its side that

24:17

random acts of vandalism feels,

24:20

I don't know, but

24:22

I'm not going to say it just

24:25

feels like there could be other ways

24:27

to draw attention to the fact that. I

24:30

don't really take issue with this shit because... I don't take issue

24:32

with it so much as I'm like, where are the other ones

24:34

that draw more attention

24:37

to... Where's level two? The people who

24:39

actually did the... Destroy

24:41

things now. You're

24:44

going too easy with the powder paint.

24:46

Like start burning shit down. Yeah,

24:48

because I mean, like we're such a in a place.

24:50

I mean, because I think for most people, right, we

24:53

want to ignore the fact that shit is so dire.

24:56

And for these people trying to keep

24:58

reminding us, that's kind of like one

25:00

of the tactics that's being used. But

25:04

yeah, I mean, I'm also like, is there... What's

25:08

the escalation going to be? Is there going to

25:10

be an escalation? But hey, it

25:12

got people's attention, but it's more just like, is it...

25:15

Are we bringing the right attention to the right things?

25:17

Because I think the other thing too, we also talk

25:19

about is the people who

25:21

are truly profiting and behind a lot

25:23

of this, like the earth death industries

25:26

are pretty anonymous to most people. Yes.

25:29

Just like name names, you know? They need pressure

25:32

too. Like the same way, like somehow, sometimes the

25:34

Supreme Court, when there's enough pressure, they're like, fuck,

25:36

all right, we can't go full mask off today.

25:38

Fuck. Yeah. You

25:41

need to do something because people are watching. Maybe

25:43

that's one version, but yeah, you know, things

25:46

are terrible and too many people are ignoring

25:48

it and hopefully... But I think the

25:51

effect that it has on a lot of people, they just look

25:53

at it like, what's the point of this? Yeah. I

25:55

feel like that's the... Just in terms

25:57

of mass public, like if the idea

25:59

is... to gain the attention of a

26:02

big swath of the public. The

26:04

response I'm hearing from a big swath of the

26:06

public is like, yeah, so why? I

26:09

like Stonehenge, though. I like Van Gogh

26:12

paintings. Yeah, it's like, well, it washes

26:14

off. So don't worry. Like they hurt

26:16

the rocks and they hurt the encasement

26:19

that the picture is in. OK, but

26:21

yeah, I get it, man. Things

26:23

are fucking real dire. It's

26:26

like, how do we how? Well, how what

26:28

what can we done? What can we do?

26:31

Because I refuse to think that it's

26:33

just me changing straws and light bulbs is

26:35

the way to do it. That's mainly

26:37

it, though. It's when I say name names,

26:39

name Miles's name about how long it

26:41

took him to change straws and light bulbs.

26:44

Dude, that guy has a box of

26:46

pre-banned straws that

26:48

he brings with him to restaurants. Yeah. It's

26:52

a fanny pack full of old plastic straws.

26:54

It's like old McDonald's straws from the 90s.

26:57

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