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Well, hello the internet and welcome to season
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345. Episode two of
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This is also the podcast where we take
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a deep dive into America's
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shared, confused and scared
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consciousness. Ah,
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man, yeah. Oof, haven't
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really recorded much since the debate. So, you know, like
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many of us, we're just kind of scratching our heads
2:57
and Googling stuff like where to move,
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okay, if you have DUI. But
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anyway, it's, what is it?
3:04
Tuesday, January 2nd? Yeah,
3:07
or no, January, July. I'm sorry, dude,
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I'm so fucking disoriented. It's January. It's
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January, yeah, yeah, fuck it. Let's just,
3:13
like I said, November, take your time.
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It's actually July 2nd. 20,
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20, what could go wrong? Yeah. Kobe
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Bryant is doing great. I can't wait to see.
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Everything's just starting off great this year. I'd love
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to see it. Anyway, it's July 2nd, 2024. It's
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National Wildman Firefighter Day.
3:30
Also, National Anis Aniset
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Day. I guess that's some kind
3:35
of liqueur about anis. I hate
3:37
anisies. That's just one of the
3:39
worst, most violent flavors to my
3:41
palate. My name is Miles
3:43
Gray, AKA the Lord of Lancashire, the North
3:46
Hollywood legend, AKA the Shogun with no gun.
3:49
And I am thrilled to be joined today by my
3:52
co-host, who's a fantastic
3:54
comedian, journalist, activist, host,
3:57
parent, walker of gardens, you know. does
3:59
it all. A fantastic person and one
4:01
of our favorite people to have on.
4:03
I'm referencing the time that we all
4:05
went to the gardens. Oh, we walk
4:07
gardens. Yeah, we walk gardens. We walk
4:09
gardens anyway. Welcome to the show. My
4:11
guest, co-host, Francesca Fiorentini.
4:15
Aka, Jessica to the rescue, the friend
4:17
with the plan, leader of
4:19
the friend Tifa, stand back and
4:22
stand by and free Palestine. Stand
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back and stand by, please. Thank
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you so much for joining me, Francesca. Today
4:30
we have two fantastic guests
4:32
from a very fantastic podcast.
4:35
Every time we've talked about Alex Jones on
4:37
the show, like, you know, who
4:40
knows a lot about Alex Jones and info
4:42
wars. The knowledge fight guys. You
4:44
should buy a Jordan and damn. And
4:47
I said, I, but we will. That's a very
4:49
good idea because we would always like to defer
4:51
to people who know more about us, especially when
4:53
it relates to something like that. Please
4:56
welcome comedians, hosts and wonderful
4:58
natives of Chicago. Jordan
5:01
Holmes and Dan Frisin. Hey,
5:03
hello. Hello. Welcome. I have
5:06
no, I have no rhymes nor
5:08
nor nicknames really. I'm just, I'm
5:10
just Jordan. Okay. Now, but,
5:12
and I feel terrible because I bought you
5:14
a bottle of Sambuca. I
5:17
didn't know you were so averse to Anise. Doesn't
5:19
do it. My, my welcome gift
5:21
is like Anise. It
5:24
sounds like your ex rather than like Anise. Anise
5:27
is, I think what it is. Well, it's, I
5:29
don't know. Are you here both ways? I feel
5:31
like whenever you're watching like chef shows, there's like
5:33
a person who went to like Europe once and
5:35
they say one thing. Oh, so
5:38
it's in Europe. It's Uranus. Yeah,
5:41
exactly. It's an ass.
5:44
Comedians and hosts of knowledge.
5:46
Okay. Sorry. I
5:48
was doing my best kindler. I was giving it a shot. I
5:50
was giving it a shot. How
5:53
you guys doing? What's going on? What's the, how's Chicago? How's
5:55
the weather? What's going on over there? It's
5:58
a dream. I
6:00
don't know. I barely leave the house. What's the
6:02
deep point? Yeah, are we in wet bulb territory
6:04
over there? Here's
6:07
the thing. You're talking to the two of us. I
6:09
can't remember the last time I did Small Talk about
6:12
the well. I haven't spoken to a human being that's
6:14
not Dan or my wife, probably in three years. I
6:18
mean that very genuinely. And you're
6:20
hundreds of thousands of listeners.
6:22
Very normal. Very normal podcast
6:25
guy energy. I love it. I
6:27
have to do Small Talk because in the same way
6:29
I only talk to Jack, my
6:31
wife, my baby, and the random neighbor.
6:34
And I always fail at Small Talk. They're like, how you been?
6:36
I'm like, tell
6:38
me about your random neighbor. I'm
6:40
sweating. What's going on with them? Just
6:43
good. Just asking questions
6:46
that I don't like answering. Because
6:48
I don't like Small Talk all the time. Because I'm
6:50
always in a light form of panic. But
6:53
yeah, guys, Knowledge Fight is
6:55
a fantastic show. I love
6:58
when comedians help me understand things
7:00
because I typically learn through the
7:02
language of laughter or absurdity or
7:04
irony. And the way y'all do
7:07
that is absolutely fantastic. It's top
7:09
draw. And there's so
7:11
much happening with Alex Jones all the
7:13
time that I'm always interacting through maybe
7:15
viral clips or the headlines that there's
7:18
so much, you know, you forget that
7:20
this guy's talking all the time. And
7:23
there's so much to parse through. And half the
7:25
time, even with the news articles I read, they're
7:27
not really giving the full picture because he says
7:29
so much and so much is going on. So
7:31
I'm really glad that you're on because I have
7:33
a lot of questions. Wow. And like mainly like
7:35
how do you guys, the show started
7:37
with the beginning of 2017. Yeah, I
7:39
think early January 2017. Yeah, it was pretty
7:42
close after the 2016
7:46
election. It was where the
7:49
curiosity really became too
7:51
much. Right. Right. Right. To ignore. Yeah.
7:54
Almost eight years then. Yeah.
7:57
I mean, like, you know,
7:59
Francesca. and we talk about
8:01
the news enough and that's already just
8:04
life-changing and debilitating in its own
8:06
way. I can't imagine doing Alex
8:08
Jones. Are you able
8:10
to find energy from that? I'm still living
8:12
in this country. I mean, miles from joked
8:14
about leaving, but whenever I sort of am
8:17
up against the crazy of the craze, there's
8:19
always a part of me, maybe it's the majority of me
8:22
that's like, you can have it.
8:24
Just have it. If I do interviews
8:26
and I get a MAGA person who's
8:28
like, yep, the ISIS tries to
8:30
recruit me. They call me every single day. I'm like, isn't
8:32
that just a phone company trying to get you to switch
8:34
plans? Like, nope, it's ISIS. I'm like, you know what, lady?
8:37
Sure. Just goodbye.
8:41
But yeah, the fact that you guys stick... My
8:43
question is first, if InfoWars
8:45
goes under, do you
8:47
stop knowledge from that? I didn't want to go
8:49
there quite yet, but yeah. Okay. I'm so sorry.
8:51
No, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, how about
8:54
we do it this way? I will cut the
8:56
both of you off and I'm going to ask
8:58
Dan a question. Dan, how
9:00
do you do it? It's been
9:02
eight years. You listen to Alex Jones.
9:04
How did you not lose your mind?
9:07
I guess I
9:09
was crazy to begin with. There's
9:11
one. But no, two, it's
9:14
not really Alex Jones. I
9:17
think that we were listening to him
9:19
for him at the
9:22
beginning, but there's so many offshoot things
9:24
that you can pay attention to that
9:26
you get a way in from him.
9:28
It can
9:31
be a real bummer to recognize
9:33
the real world piece of
9:35
this. Politics is real and it does affect
9:38
people. And that is terrible, what Alex
9:42
represents. But you can find
9:44
some baddie
9:46
stuff too. And that helps you keep your
9:48
sanity. You find the crazy stuff and then...
9:50
It is kind of interesting to take the
9:55
debate or whatever in context for us,
9:58
because a lot of people are... They're
10:00
panicking. They're like, ah, Joe Biden, he
10:02
looks terrible. And my
10:04
instant reaction through our lens is kind of like,
10:06
oh, well, he should have been plumping. What
10:09
he needed to do was inject himself with
10:11
bags of blood in order to gain strength
10:13
for the debate. See, in
10:15
our world, that's what Alex would claim
10:17
he was doing if he was doing
10:19
well. So because he's not doing
10:22
well, he must not be plumping. The
10:24
right was setting it up. Yeah,
10:26
they didn't buy enough whatever. Exactly.
10:29
Silver pills, whatever the shit he's
10:31
talking about. Colloidal silver, okay. It's
10:33
a silver bullet. Okay. Totally.
10:36
Yeah. You know your stuff.
10:38
Oh, yeah. Look, man, I'm big into
10:40
nutraceuticals, man. It's how I'm growing my hair back. It's
10:43
not working out. You look great. Thanks, man.
10:45
I'm 22. We're
10:48
going to get to know you guys a little bit
10:50
more. But again, like we said, we're going to be
10:52
talking all things Alex Jones with our
10:54
wonderful guests. But first, we'd like to get to
10:56
know our guests a little bit better. So Dan, Jordan,
10:58
what's something from your search history recently that's
11:00
revealing about who you guys are, what you're
11:02
into right now? I
11:06
just think my search history would be
11:08
like indistinguishable from a curious bigot. You
11:11
know, like, so I just I can't
11:13
even imagine what is in there. For
11:15
analogy, right or wrong. Yeah,
11:18
got to know more. Right,
11:21
right, right, right. How to apply
11:23
for black jobs. Exactly. Yeah.
11:26
What about you, Jordan? Well,
11:29
my search history is just
11:31
me and my wife occasionally
11:34
joking around with my last search,
11:37
I believe was is pepper
11:39
a rock? Because
11:41
we were we were grinding it through
11:44
the thing, you know, the pepper grinder.
11:46
And I jokingly told her because she
11:48
was also grinding salt. You also grind
11:50
salt, which is a rock.
11:53
Right. Yeah. So I was like,
11:55
oh, did you know pepper was a rock too? And then
11:57
she forced me to Google it. But
11:59
whenever you're. forced to Google something that
12:01
you are 100% certain was a joke,
12:03
you suddenly question yourself and
12:06
like, wait, is there a form of pepper that
12:08
is a rock? Yeah. And I'm gonna find,
12:11
you know, Google search history. Right. Probably
12:13
what tell you it's a rock. Yeah.
12:16
It's a corn. It's like a
12:19
pepper. Doesn't it come? It comes
12:21
off the tree, don't it? It's
12:23
a, it's a, it's a seed.
12:25
Yeah. Yeah. It's a peppercorn. It's
12:27
corn from the stock. Yeah.
12:30
The big, big
12:33
black corn. I don't know. Why is it?
12:35
That's what I want to know. Why
12:37
is that
12:39
the type of pepper you like the BBC?
12:44
Big black corn. During the history of
12:46
thinking things are rocks that aren't generally.
12:49
Yes. You also believe that,
12:51
uh, that Ebony was a rock because
12:54
of a Skyrim Skyrim made me think
12:56
if you can make armor out of
12:58
it, that it's probably a rock. I
13:00
don't get why this doesn't make perfect sense
13:03
to everybody. Oh shit. Yeah. I mean, I
13:05
get that. We're like, yeah, the reality of
13:07
a video game kind of begins to blend
13:09
in with your lived life. I'm like, I
13:11
don't know. I don't know if the developers
13:13
would really make me look that stupid about
13:15
this. It's wood. No, I had
13:19
wooden armor this whole time. Uh,
13:22
underrated. Dan, Jordan, uh, who
13:24
wants to go first? What's the main thing is
13:26
underrated. Uh, well, I mean,
13:28
today we're recording. This is, uh, is
13:30
the first, I think July 4th independence
13:33
day is underrated because
13:35
a lot of people now, a lot
13:37
of people want to celebrate the United
13:39
States or whatever, but I think that's
13:41
insane. I think what we need to
13:44
do is celebrate the fact that we
13:46
as a people decided what to do
13:48
if there was a King and
13:51
you know, if there's a King, we
13:53
know what to do. So happy July
13:55
4th, everybody. Take a look
13:57
at what the Supreme court just
14:00
rolled. Happy July 4th. everybody. Also,
14:02
Independence Day, a fantastic Harry Connick
14:04
Jr. vehicle, one of the great 90s
14:08
movies of our time, I think. Centennial
14:12
performances. Yeah, no, clearly
14:14
we didn't celebrate our independence hard enough. I
14:16
think you might be right if we could
14:18
just so easily make kings.
14:20
Or I will remind
14:22
you, queens, hell, one
14:27
can dream. Confused like from Jordan
14:29
there. I'm confused. Are you
14:31
asking for monarchies? I'm
14:34
just saying if you're gonna legalize a
14:36
king, then that means we could also
14:39
be a queen. That'd be, yeah. I
14:41
was explicitly calling for the violent overthrow of
14:43
the United States government. Yes, no, we understand
14:45
that. I apologize if that was not very
14:47
clear. Oh, no, I know. You
14:50
were talking about King George. I
14:53
was really worried you were gonna
14:55
get patriotic there for a minute
14:57
when you were saying that 4th
14:59
of July was underrated. What about
15:01
you, Dan? Something that you
15:03
think is underrated. I
15:06
don't know how to describe it, but it's songs
15:08
that are similar to like Mandolin
15:10
Rain by Bruce Hornsby
15:13
or Go West's King
15:16
of Wishful Thinking. Uh-huh.
15:19
There's a genre of like these old really
15:21
bad songs. Wait, what's the first one? I
15:23
just want to, just so I can reference
15:25
it really quick. Bruce Hornsby,
15:27
Mandolin Rain. What's
15:29
the setting? I
15:32
don't, I have a terrible falsetto. Are we on horseback? Have
15:34
we like, have we done
15:36
some genociding? No, you're
15:38
at the end of your rope. You're
15:40
just emotionally, yeah. A filling
15:43
replace. Maybe, maybe. A
15:45
particularly emotionally draining filling. Right,
15:47
right. It's just, yeah, that
15:49
genre of music, sometimes you
15:51
just need it. That was
15:53
your ex-girlfriend's favorite filling. That's the one
15:56
you're getting removed. I
15:59
recently stumbled to cross a couple songs that kind
16:01
of sound like that. And I don't know what
16:03
it is, but it hit me. It hit me
16:06
hard. I love, I love like some songs that
16:08
are so like saccharine or just sort of take
16:10
you back to like some era where no
16:13
one knew anything about what was actually happening
16:15
in the world. That's what it is. It
16:17
sounds like a time when no one knew
16:19
what, like how fucked up the world was.
16:21
And you're like, yeah, dude, fucking mandolin rain,
16:24
man. Or, uh, that's the end of, the
16:26
innocence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's also
16:28
in that genre. Oh, the return of innocent
16:31
by Nick. No, not, no, not a Nick.
16:38
But this, by the way, this music video
16:40
is wild. It looks like, like me
16:42
sitting around with a bunch of jam band
16:45
guys in like first year of college and
16:47
watching them all play the mandolin and smoking
16:49
like out of a big bong and being
16:51
like, yeah, I love this. You're,
16:53
you are like fish. Yeah, man.
16:55
Mandolin. Well, now I gotta, what, what is it?
16:57
I mean, it's not like quite yacht rock. You
17:00
are like fish. Yeah, man. Mandolin. Well,
17:03
now I gotta, what, what is it? I
17:05
mean, it's not like quite yacht rock. It's
17:07
like just sort of that soft jazz. No,
17:10
but that is music to fuck too.
17:12
Also that is another thing that's underrated
17:14
though too is the yacht rock, uh,
17:16
web series from, oh, your channel. Yeah.
17:19
Everybody knows. Oh, that was actually the
17:21
way I started listening to yacht rock.
17:23
Like ironically was because I loved the
17:25
depictions of like how Kenny Loggins and
17:28
all that were fucking chatting shit. And
17:30
I was like, there's a little
17:32
bit more depth to this shit. So
17:35
you, would you say that you got on
17:37
the highway to the danger zone? I absolutely
17:39
did. And, uh, I looked at
17:42
a Michael McDonald, greatest hits album and said,
17:44
you belong to me. Oh man.
17:48
He did a, he did a verse
17:50
on a Holy Ghost track. The Holy
17:53
Ghost was like a early thousands dance
17:56
punk, you know, like the, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Brooklyn era kind
17:58
of thing. And, uh, it's. It's
18:00
just so fantastic to hear his wild
18:03
ass, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, over
18:05
a dance punk track. It's just a, oh,
18:07
it's perfect. It's perfect. That's great. He kind
18:09
of, yeah, he was sort of like, in
18:11
a way, like yarling, but we didn't quite
18:13
know what it was yet. Just
18:15
like that way of singing. We were
18:18
like, there's something infectious about how fuck,
18:20
how McDonald gets down. Yeah. You
18:22
keep forgetting how good he is. Yeah. That's
18:25
another one of the songs. Me too. It's good.
18:27
Yeah. We're not in love anymore. It'll
18:29
never be the same again. I
18:33
guess I'm on my own. There
18:36
we go. We've done it. We've completed the
18:38
circle. We did it. Jordan, what is something
18:40
you think is overrated? I'm
18:42
gonna go with democracy. Democracy
18:45
as a whole is overrated. I
18:47
think people have been telling me this
18:50
whole time that we've been doing it, right?
18:52
And clearly we haven't. I
18:55
haven't seen any, nobody's ever represented by
18:57
interests one time. Nobody's even listened to
19:00
me. Every time I've been like,
19:02
hey, maybe we should do this. They've countered
19:04
with no. How about more to the military?
19:06
So I say no masks, no
19:09
more democracy. Yeah. Let's
19:12
embrace it for what it is,
19:14
popularity contest. Absolutely. I refuse to
19:16
participate any longer in the
19:19
whole thing. You're coming in hot
19:22
today. That's right. That's what I
19:24
could pick. Well, actually, so here's what
19:26
happened. Can I
19:28
recommend you sit down and listen to some
19:30
Bruce Hornsby? I think you're right. It's pretty
19:33
levelized. Think about them pepper rocks. All right.
19:35
It's my fault. About an hour ago, my
19:37
little sister texted me, asking me if I
19:39
could pick her up from the airport from
19:41
Midway. So my stress
19:43
has been high and I want to end the
19:45
country because of that. That's basically it. Just because
19:47
you got to go to Midway. Yeah, that's pretty
19:49
much all I need. And
19:51
people in LA have the same thing when
19:54
someone's like, hey, can you come to LAX?
19:56
So I could die trying to
19:58
get in because it takes. fucking seven years?
20:00
No, no, I'm good. Yeah,
20:03
this thing, this thing they call democracy here.
20:05
It's really something, especially when they keep saying
20:07
things like, this is the fight for democracy
20:09
and this is the guy who will defend
20:12
it. And you're like, are we talking about
20:14
the same thing? I think we're having a
20:16
great time. Yeah. It
20:18
is interesting that it is still July 4th
20:20
week and this is like the UK is
20:23
having their elections and you're like,
20:25
yeah, I know they have a king still, but at
20:27
least they have a parliament. Like at
20:29
least it's representative. At least there's more
20:31
than one party. Could we fucking get
20:33
that over here so that maybe someone
20:35
who doesn't want all money to military
20:37
could represent us? Well,
20:39
they come up with some cool stuff. I
20:41
mean, I think the country of Brexit is
20:44
clearly the one we should follow right now.
20:46
I'm just saying, would it be such a
20:48
bad thing to be decolonized? Now
20:52
we're talking. Now you're speaking my language.
20:54
So we can throw the shackles of
20:56
the monarchy off of ourselves yet again.
21:00
As long as it's not
21:02
forage involved. Yeah. Oh, nice.
21:04
What about you, Dan? What's
21:06
something you think is overrated?
21:09
I always have a difficult time with overrated
21:11
because, you know, like it has
21:13
such a negativity, but I think Reese's
21:16
peanut butter cups, you
21:19
know, I don't want to put any person down
21:21
by saying that some piece of art is overrated
21:23
or anything like that. Because, you know, people are
21:25
trying. People are trying. Mona
21:28
Lisa. Yeah. Trash. I
21:30
hear my thoughts on Roscoe, but whatever. Yeah. I
21:35
think Reese's peanut butter cups are there. They get
21:37
more credit than they do. Are
21:39
you, are you a peanut butter chocolate combo
21:41
advocate or you are just generally like man,
21:43
fuck, I don't give a fuck about peanut
21:45
and chocolate. I definitely
21:47
see where it's coming from. I can see
21:49
the allure of it. I see the peanut
21:51
butter and chocolate, how they complement each other.
21:54
That I'm not. It doesn't miss
21:56
me entirely, but yeah, Reese's peanut butter cup.
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as I said, as someone that only
27:17
hears about Alex Jones again through like
27:19
whatever viral clip is blowing up or
27:21
just like the headlines and then subsequent
27:24
news stories from the mainstream
27:26
media. I'm always like trying to figure
27:28
out what exactly is happening because every
27:30
time I see a headline, I'm like,
27:32
oh, okay, this guy is
27:34
fucked. And then he's back or
27:36
it's like, oh, this guy's crying? What
27:39
is what I thought. But then
27:41
another time he's like, I'm declaring victory over
27:43
the globalists. And you're like, I thought you
27:45
just you just said they were killing you.
27:48
What is going on? Right now,
27:50
what I've seen in like the last week, right was
27:52
the last a
27:55
court trustee is planning to shut down in
27:57
four wars. Then a few
27:59
days ago, a judge much blocked one
28:01
of the Sandy Hook families from collecting
28:03
a payout. What is
28:05
the overall state exactly of InfoWars?
28:07
Because I know now he's doing
28:10
a lot of maneuvering to avoid
28:12
the financial fallout, and I know
28:14
his dad is now involved. But
28:17
help me understand what the state is exactly
28:19
right now. If these
28:21
headlines are completely meaningless, or this
28:23
is a slow process where eventually
28:25
InfoWars is dismantled
28:27
and sold off? Well,
28:29
it's very complicated. And I'll just
28:32
give you a very broad version
28:34
of this, and then Jordan will
28:36
yell about it. Because maybe I'm
28:38
certainly I'm certain he's very mad.
28:41
But so basically, there are
28:43
two sets of cases.
28:45
There's the Connecticut cases, and there's
28:47
the Texas plaintiffs. And
28:50
they have different ideas about
28:52
how to approach Alex's case
28:55
now that it has been kicked out of
28:57
bankruptcy, the federal court that happened like, what
28:59
was that on the 14th of
29:02
last month, something like that. And so now
29:04
we're in a situation where the Texas plaintiffs
29:06
went to state court because he had been
29:08
kicked out of bankruptcy. So now was able
29:10
to go and try and get collected on
29:13
the things that he owes them. And
29:15
the federal court said, no, we're gonna
29:17
do a wind down. So the court
29:19
blocking that was that. And
29:22
then now they're doing the trustee is
29:24
part of the attempt to wind
29:26
down the business in an orderly
29:28
fashion that they believe will create
29:30
more of a pot for the
29:32
plaintiffs to split up. Right.
29:35
Right. And so I think
29:37
he is like, screwed in some sense,
29:39
like the InfoWars is probably going to
29:41
end up deteriorating through this.
29:44
But you mentioned his dad. It's
29:48
very clear that they've set up a whole new
29:50
thing that is going to live on after this.
29:54
And it's gonna probably be a situation
29:56
where he's able to maneuver all this
29:58
and keep on going. So
30:00
yeah it's like a three headed hydra with
30:02
his dad basically and now it's like yeah
30:04
well there's my dad now so is the
30:06
dad basically creating another company to sell the
30:08
neutral so to call like all the products
30:10
and the dad is sort of the head
30:12
of it is like i got nothing to
30:14
do with this to my dad. Is
30:17
that genius here all the old
30:19
stuff that used to be sold like
30:21
you mentioned silver bullet and the all
30:24
that stuff it's now you can buy
30:26
it on dr jones naturals which is
30:28
the. Business that his
30:30
dad owns is totally unrelated to info
30:32
wars and their old supplement business so
30:34
that's the kind of thing they've got
30:36
so now even if info wars as
30:39
a business and free speech systems the
30:41
parent company even if they completely collapse.
30:44
Alex could just start a podcast and then
30:46
his dad could be a sponsor and
30:49
hey. Legal
30:51
for them to move the money into this
30:53
new company that seems like that would be
30:55
stopped i guess it is i don't
30:58
know. No i mean i think it
31:00
is here's the thing it
31:02
is illegal right right but the
31:05
government is not going to chase
31:07
it down. You have
31:09
to have you have to chase down every
31:11
single fucking dollar and you're gonna have to
31:13
pay a lawyer to do it and they're
31:16
gonna do that and it's gonna be another
31:18
hearing and six months after that and then
31:20
another hearing to hear about whether or not
31:22
the hearing from the last hearing of bankruptcy
31:25
was actually the real bankruptcy or if it
31:27
was a super secret fake bankruptcy and we're
31:29
gonna send it back to state court but
31:31
then they take it to state court and
31:34
they're like hey hey hey hey hey send
31:36
it back to that other court. Because
31:38
that's where the bankruptcy is being done haha.
31:42
I definitely didn't tell you to send it to state
31:44
court where you took it no no no no no
31:46
no no we had a
31:48
gentleman's agreement that because it was
31:50
father's day i'm gonna relax i'm
31:53
sorry i just. Speaking of father's
31:55
day my dad is selling some
31:57
pills and totally separate business. So
32:00
it sounds like sort of the classic example
32:03
of how if you have the means to
32:05
just tie everything up in court, you can
32:07
just gum everything up to the point it's
32:09
glacial pace and you're still out here having
32:11
the time to be like, Hey, Dr. Jones,
32:13
no time for love, but we got time
32:15
to sell these nutraceuticals under your name. And
32:18
then basically the shell game continues
32:20
almost infinitely feels like it
32:23
very much feels that way. And if you watch
32:25
his show, it really seems like he's being very
32:27
transparent about it. Like in the way that like
32:29
just the other day he was talking about how
32:32
like, well, you know, we may shut down. And
32:35
so it's a gamble to buy
32:37
products at info ward store.com, but
32:40
you might not get them, but you got
32:42
a bet on us. You got a bet
32:44
on us. Yes. But the place that's very
32:46
safe to buy products from is Dr. Jones.
32:49
It can't be more obvious about what you're doing here.
32:53
Can I ask you whether you guys knew
32:55
about his father before he decided to use
32:57
him to funnel money and like whether that
32:59
origin story has something to
33:01
do like his origin story has to
33:03
do with his dad like a less
33:05
like Steven Crowder. Oh, just like, no,
33:07
yeah, the daddy issues are dad. I
33:09
was like, oh, this checks out every
33:12
fucking right winger that hasn't had an
33:14
independent thought from their dad for their
33:16
approval. Like what? Like, so I'm curious
33:18
about that. Yeah, I got an oxygen
33:20
tank. Let's go. His
33:22
dad was the smartest boy in Texas. He
33:24
was. And he built a laser or something
33:26
like that. And then the global is the
33:28
globalists tried to recruit him coming right out
33:31
of high school. And
33:33
he said no. And then he
33:35
became a dentist and the globalists tried to
33:37
recruit him again. And I guess he started
33:40
working at an underground base of the globalists
33:42
at some point. And he
33:44
was a CIA dentist. And he has a
33:46
lot of secrets because of this time. But we
33:48
don't know what these secrets are. In
33:50
the real world, his dad was a
33:53
big John Birch Society guy. Oh, yeah.
33:55
He gave John Birch Society lectures when
33:57
Alex was a kid and like. He
34:00
grew up in that kind of a household. And
34:02
it's very clear that he's like, Alex
34:05
has been trying to live up to that. And
34:07
like all of the people that associated
34:09
with his dad and those probably like
34:11
those small groups and stuff. And
34:15
yeah, his dad's been a part of his business
34:17
for a long time. I mean, there's
34:20
a PQPR is another
34:22
company that his dad
34:24
and him owned. And
34:26
that company was like, they were selling
34:29
the supplements to Infowars to sell and
34:31
then like paying for marketing and stuff.
34:33
So there was like this weird organizational
34:36
flow that his dad and his mom,
34:38
quite frankly, always have been a part
34:40
of. Right. Oh, he's
34:42
supportive parents. So one way to
34:44
look at it. Yeah. Yeah.
34:47
I went back to the specific, sorry, because I was
34:49
reading that a judge didn't want
34:51
to immediately shut down Infowars because it
34:53
could still be making money with
34:56
which they can make sure plaintiffs are getting
34:58
their payout. And
35:00
that there isn't an agreement between the plaintiffs as
35:03
to whether this is the best thing. Some
35:05
are like, no, we want it shut down
35:07
because fuck this propaganda outlet. And others are
35:09
like, well, we also want money. Could
35:12
you explain that if you know more
35:14
about that? Probably not any better
35:16
than you can based on articles. I
35:19
don't have any. But it's like a
35:21
philosophical difference that the victim's families are having
35:23
based on how they want to be. Well,
35:26
here's what in practicum, when
35:28
it comes down to like how it will play out, because
35:31
I understand the way that it's supposed
35:33
to be if everybody's talking
35:36
about their filings being how everything's going
35:38
to go. But those filings
35:40
are how everything is going to go if
35:42
everything goes perfectly, which things have not yet
35:44
done whatsoever. So for
35:46
instance, if the Texas families wanted
35:49
to collect on their $50 million
35:51
settlement, then they
35:53
would be taking control of FSS. They
35:56
would be taking all of Alex's stuff and then
35:58
they could just sell it. and then they could
36:00
give the money away. You know what
36:02
I'm saying? Right? That's the idea there. But who are
36:05
you going to sell it to? How are you going to sell it? To whom?
36:08
To what? What would you give it? And
36:10
then how much money is that? Right now they're
36:12
saying it's valued at like $10 million. So
36:15
$10 million, but you have to subtract the fees
36:17
from everything and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And
36:19
at the end of the day, the family's individuals,
36:21
if you split it all equally, are going to
36:23
wind up with like 50K, 100K, max, maybe less.
36:28
It's so weird to give a victim's family the weapon.
36:33
You know what I mean? Like, here's the
36:35
gun with which we killed
36:37
your family. I mean, not exactly. But
36:39
what would they do with the outlet other than
36:41
make money from it? Oh, okay. Do you know
36:43
what I'm saying? Like, it's sort of sick the
36:45
way like... I gotcha. It is, to
36:47
them, blood money. This
36:50
is an outlet that obviously promoted conspiracy
36:53
theories about their slain children. Sure.
36:55
I think it's an interesting dilemma. Yeah,
37:00
it is. Like from
37:02
a thematic standpoint, it is
37:04
really difficult to wrestle with
37:06
that reality. I
37:09
was involved with the Texas
37:11
plaintiffs case during the trial.
37:14
I helped as an advisor during that,
37:16
like in terms of bouncing
37:19
things and stuff about what Alex had said
37:21
and that kind of thing. But with the
37:23
bankruptcy... Wait, hold on. You
37:26
were consulted by their legal counsel because like,
37:28
you're this guy. Yeah. Wow.
37:32
Okay. I was in the
37:34
deposition room for one of Alex's depositions
37:36
and one of his corporate representatives. I
37:38
flew out to Austin to go do
37:40
those. And I was happy to
37:42
help with that. But
37:45
when it comes down to the bankruptcy, I don't
37:48
understand. Like with Alex
37:50
and what he did and what he said, I
37:52
understand what's right. You know, it's very clear. There's
37:56
differences of opinion about the bankruptcy
37:58
stuff that I can't... because
40:00
I was being trolled endlessly. Like, for my mental
40:02
health, I would move on. And this is a
40:04
guy who, like, put it all aside. And I'm
40:06
sure mentally, not well. But, and I know other
40:08
victims' families have actually committed
40:11
suicide. But, yeah, I'm just curious.
40:13
Like, it's ultimately a
40:15
good story, right? Because he's going bye-bye,
40:17
maybe? Right. Yeah. What's positive or negative?
40:19
Did the universe just arc towards Jordan's
40:22
laughter? Jordan's laughter
40:24
is not great. Jordan's like, no. It's kind
40:26
of just like a, uh, I don't know.
40:28
I can't say. You know, like, it's, um,
40:31
I think, I think that, you know, you hear the stories about
40:33
the 1.4 billion and stuff like
40:35
that. And you want there to be like
40:37
this just come along and what have you.
40:39
And maybe it's unsatisfying when you're looking at
40:42
it from the outside. But for
40:44
each of the people who this is actually
40:46
about, which is, you know, the victims and
40:48
the families, like, that's
40:50
up to them to decide, I guess, what the,
40:52
you know, whether there's a victory
40:54
or not. It seems like there's some
40:56
sort of a victory in that, like,
40:58
this is really inconvenienced him and it's
41:00
definitely hurt some visibility to do
41:02
what he does. Right. But he's not going to be
41:05
gone. That's that's probably not going
41:07
to happen. Yeah. I mean, he's crying more.
41:09
Is he crying more or less than he
41:11
normally does? Because I feel like I always
41:13
see Alex Jones cry over something, whether it's
41:15
the soul of the country or, you know,
41:17
the info war is getting shut down. But
41:20
I mean, like in those clips, because I feel
41:22
like recently the internet has really been like, dude,
41:24
he's crying. It's over for
41:26
him. And I'm like, I think
41:28
I need a little more context here than
41:31
a guy who just, you know, outwardly has
41:33
these like, you know, huge performative emotions
41:35
on camera. But like, yeah, what what what
41:37
sort of the context even with that? Like,
41:40
is that purely to just kind of keep
41:42
his audience in like, they're against us mo.
41:44
I want to say I want to say
41:46
that within the first hundred episodes, we openly
41:48
questioned how long he was going to be
41:51
on air for. Mm hmm. And
41:53
that was eight years ago. Like
41:56
it was it's been a regular drum
41:58
beat of like. Maybe this
42:00
is the time he's not fucking, maybe,
42:02
you know, because you think, sure,
42:06
everybody, you know, nobody, everybody thinks the
42:08
world's going to end, but eventually it's
42:10
going to fucking end to somebody, you
42:12
know? So maybe this is the time,
42:14
but he just keeps going. Also
42:17
within the first hundred episodes or so, I think was
42:19
probably when we encountered the first time he fake cried.
42:22
And you're immune to it now. Yeah, back
42:25
then it was really interesting because, you know,
42:27
you're watching a show that's pretending to be
42:29
news and you're seeing a guy
42:31
fake crying on air and you
42:33
don't know what to think. You don't know what to
42:35
think. Like, is this real? Has he
42:38
really hit some kind of an emotional
42:40
place? And then you
42:42
just see it enough that it
42:44
kind of, eh, he's doing
42:46
that again. He's doing the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
42:49
I get, it travels around social media really well because
42:51
it is very funny. It's
42:54
jarring because you're like imagining what
42:56
if Wolf Blitzer was doing Alex,
42:58
you know? He's ostensibly a
43:00
news person who's having a full breakdown. So
43:02
you compare it to like, what if a
43:04
regular news person was having a breakdown? That
43:07
would also be funny. It's
43:09
just, you know, what if Wolf Blitzer was wasted? What
43:13
if? I don't know. I don't consume it.
43:15
So I don't know where you actually get
43:18
it. But where do you get your info
43:20
wars? Do you have to be a paying
43:22
member or is it just his site? And
43:24
also, has his listenership grown or shrunk since
43:26
he was deplatformed? Quick follow
43:29
up, do you believe deplatforming works?
43:31
Well, to your first question, I know a guy. Hell
43:34
yeah. I get my Alex on
43:36
the black market. Info wars bootlegs,
43:38
yeah. That's right. I get him
43:41
on cassettes. Yeah. It
43:44
looks like the Fern Gully soundtrack, but it's actually
43:46
the latest episode. He's just on wherever you get
43:48
your podcasts? Yeah. No, no. All
43:50
of those things. But he still has
43:53
his own websites. Right. And
43:55
so I don't want to know plug
43:57
here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
44:00
and I just can get stuff from there. Right.
44:02
And so audience growing, decreasing
44:05
as a result? I don't
44:07
know, it's hard to tell. I
44:09
think it was probably shrinking, and
44:11
then he's back on Twitter now. So
44:14
he's able to reach more people who
44:16
may be unaware of his shtick, and
44:18
that's definitely helping. But I still, I
44:21
don't think he is as big as he was in 2016. Yeah.
44:24
Like there was a real wave that he was riding
44:26
at that point. And I
44:28
remember even like liberal people were like, dude,
44:30
this shit's kind of wild. And I'm like,
44:33
why are you watching this? Like, because it's
44:35
fun. And then like 10% of
44:37
those people ended up being like, and that's where
44:39
my news will always come from. And I was
44:41
like, oh, they got you with the frog stuff.
44:44
And now you were laughing, and now you're like,
44:46
you have tears in your eyes about whatever global
44:48
threat there is. But deplatforming, do you think it
44:50
worked? At least in this case, or? Or
44:53
I mean, where do you guys stand on
44:55
it? I don't know. Eventually, I respect
44:58
with respect to all fact checkers and
45:00
smart people everywhere. Eventually the answer should
45:02
be look around you. Do you think
45:04
it worked? Right. There's
45:07
more have spawned. I
45:09
mean, I personally, where I come on deplatforming,
45:12
come down is like, absolutely, you must. And
45:15
it's important. The algorithm on YouTube
45:17
feeds a bunch of other bullshit
45:19
to the same people, but it's
45:21
not maybe quite, doesn't touch whatever
45:24
third rail of de-faming victims of
45:26
mass shootings. It was touched
45:28
even though there's tons of whatever, transphobia
45:31
and violence and whatever, all
45:34
that kind of stuff. But yeah, that
45:36
it's important to do, even if there
45:39
are now so many other Alex Joneses out there.
45:42
Yeah, I mostly agree with
45:44
that sort of line. It
45:48
may not solve the whole problem,
45:50
but it's probably something that is
45:52
worth doing. I mean, you
45:54
can't say abortion on YouTube without being demonetized.
45:56
You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean,
45:58
and I should. No, I earn
46:01
$100 a month from YouTube. You
46:03
can't say abortion on YouTube? No, you can't. I
46:06
mean, you can't put it in a title or like
46:08
a thumbnail and probably not
46:11
say it in the first like five minutes
46:13
of the video. You can talk about it
46:15
of course, but you will get like, you
46:17
will be demoted. Well then, deplatforming worked. Absolutely.
46:23
Yeah, I mean, exactly. How
46:25
that's being used is definitely
46:27
inconsistent, but yeah, I
46:29
think at the very least when you have
46:31
people like that, there has to be at
46:34
least some fear of that something negative could
46:36
happen to you rather than like, it actually,
46:38
I'm invincible. That's actually a really good point.
46:40
There is absolutely no fear anything negative will
46:43
happen to him. And
46:45
that's kind of partially going back to daddy
46:47
issues for Alex, is that
46:49
at every point in time through his personal
46:51
backstory that what we can find that's or
46:54
at least is close enough to
46:57
lore to work, is
46:59
that anytime he gets into
47:02
trouble, before there can be an
47:04
actual consequence, daddy swoops in and
47:07
it's taken care of. And it's just
47:09
happened over and over and over again.
47:11
What are some early daddy swoops in
47:14
is my savior moments for my friend
47:16
Alex. There's an NPR thing
47:18
that Ronson did where he talked about,
47:20
he talked to kids that grew up
47:23
with Alex and Alex was like regularly
47:26
in scraps of the sort
47:30
and where in places would be, if it got
47:32
hot, all of a sudden, you know, it's taken
47:34
care of or they've moved to a different city
47:36
or you know what I'm saying? It's
47:39
all covered. They
47:41
moved to Austin from Rockwall because
47:46
Alex either maybe was in some fights
47:48
or the police wanted to kill him.
47:50
He uncovered a conspiracy, one of the
47:52
two. Whichever lore you would like to
47:54
believe. Yeah, they're doing a hit job
47:56
on me. He may have uncovered the
47:58
police had a drug ring. that they
48:00
were running drugs through and it was
48:03
too hot for him to stay in town any
48:05
longer. Or I was getting a lot of fights at
48:07
school. One of the two. Yeah, I
48:09
get one of the two. Yeah, maybe. Okay, well, up
48:12
to you to decide, I guess. But yeah, I think
48:14
it's pretty clear. I just had no idea how much
48:17
of a figure his dad was, because I'd seen
48:19
people reference the dad too, but
48:22
now as I'm seeing how this
48:24
is all coming together with his business and
48:26
just, you know, in this conversation, like Jesus
48:28
Christ, it's all he's a very mysterious figure.
48:31
Even to me, you know, like someone who spent as
48:33
much time with this stuff, like he, you
48:36
know, pieces of information from where
48:39
you can find it. You hear Alex's
48:41
version of it, which is like really hero
48:43
worshiping his dad. And then
48:45
there was one short deposition
48:47
that he accidentally gave at
48:50
the beginning of the Sandy Hook trial
48:52
that is really kind of interesting,
48:55
but only in as much as it's like
48:57
it doesn't really tell you all that much.
49:00
But he's a weird figure. I
49:03
think he's more deeply entwined in Alex's
49:06
career than most people realize. I
49:08
think he's Kaiser Sose. I think that's where we're at here.
49:11
I think that's the best corollary for
49:13
what David Jones is, is Kaiser
49:16
Sose behind all of the four wars. Holy shit. I'm
49:20
the Kaiser Sose. When
49:23
Alex was memorializing David Bowie, he
49:25
was like David Bowie's dad, David
49:27
Jones, not my dad, the other
49:29
one or something like that. Oh
49:32
boy. Oh, sorry. We always
49:34
assumed it was Mr. Jones. I
49:36
thought David Bowie was your brother,
49:38
man. Okay, cool. Because you're so
49:40
cool, obviously. Do you guys think
49:43
that the trials could have gone
49:45
different because of his dumbass behavior,
49:47
which reminds me of, again, Trump's
49:49
behavior of like, what
49:53
was it where he had an image
49:55
of the judge with devil horns on
49:57
and was openly talking shit about her?
50:00
Like, could this have gone another way for him if
50:02
he had just, like, not been, like,
50:05
an elitist a-hole who, like, thought he could get
50:07
away with anything? Maybe not. I
50:09
mean, maybe it was always gonna be— Oh, how about this?
50:11
Like, because I understand your question, and
50:14
I think your question ultimately boils down
50:16
to if he had made different choices,
50:18
would things have turned out a different
50:21
way? Yes. And I think
50:23
the answer to that is twofold. Like,
50:25
first, obviously, if he made
50:27
different choices, things would have turned out
50:29
different. And second, the better question is
50:31
could he make different choices physically in
50:33
this university and have it— Is he
50:36
capable? Is he capable? And the answer
50:38
to that is no. This is not
50:40
about—and that's why he's—that's why the
50:42
system can't function with him, is
50:45
because ultimately the idea is,
50:47
like, you have to agree
50:50
to be compelled to do
50:52
something. Sure. You know,
50:54
we're saying that you owe us a billion dollars, but
50:56
eventually you have to, like, give me
50:58
the money. Right. You have
51:00
to—you have to give it to me. And if he just
51:03
goes, no, long enough, then eventually
51:05
you get to the point where it's like
51:07
either you go take it physically from him
51:09
or you quit. And then there's
51:11
a standoff or something. Yeah, and he's betting that you're
51:13
gonna— There definitely will be a standoff. I think you
51:15
guys, I mean— Yeah, he's just betting that you're gonna quit.
51:17
I take back my question of would
51:20
knowledge fight stop? Because clearly it's not gonna
51:22
stop, because he would do a standoff. I
51:25
would hope. I
51:27
mean, I don't hope, but in terms of the
51:29
right-wing tradition that he comes from, it seems like
51:31
they love a standoff. And I feel like if
51:33
he didn't, it would be very off-brand. Yeah. Yeah,
51:37
what was it? You said
51:39
you live long enough to—or
51:41
no, you die a Bill Cooper, you live
51:43
long enough to see yourself become Alex Jones,
51:46
something along those lines. You live long enough
51:48
to become the Bundy Ranch. Yeah, yeah, because
51:50
Bill Cooper died in a shootout with the
51:52
cops. The way you're
51:54
supposed to go. Well, the Bundy Ranch, they kind of won. It
51:57
was like, it's theirs. Yep,
52:00
I'd say so. Everyone seems
52:02
like they're doing all right. All right,
52:04
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52:09
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we're back. And, you know, obviously the
55:30
first presidential debate has gotten a lot
55:32
of discussion. Many people are
55:34
like, show me it should be
55:36
someone else. And other people are like, we fucking told you
55:38
this whole fucking time. What the fuck's wrong with you? I'm
55:40
very curious. How
55:43
is Alex Jones discussing sort of this current
55:45
election? And, you know, especially as it relates
55:47
to the debate recently, I'm curious if you
55:50
had anything, you know, Alex
55:52
Jonesian to say about it, or he was just sort of
55:54
like, this is what happens when you don't take nutraceuticals and
55:57
just turn it into an ad. Well,
56:01
he was predicting that maybe there would be a
56:03
murder at the debate. So that was fun. Oh,
56:06
I wish. Sometimes he's
56:09
right. There
56:11
was the possibility of Trump being assassinated
56:13
because the globalists hate him. But then
56:15
maybe they would kill Biden because that
56:17
would make the Democrats look like victims.
56:19
And then it would solve the problem
56:21
that Biden's a bad candidate and then
56:23
they beat Trump. So there was a
56:25
lot of fun going on beforehand. But
56:27
then when it wasn't really all that
56:29
exciting, he was just, I don't know.
56:32
He's like, this is a problem with a two party system.
56:34
You're like, wait, what? Sit down
56:36
the middle take now. No,
56:38
I think it's interesting because everybody in the
56:40
real world's reaction was like, ah, Biden didn't
56:42
perform well. And so you would imagine like,
56:44
Alex would be like, ha ha, where are
56:46
you going to take a victory lap? But
56:49
you're mistaking reality again. In their
56:51
world, it was just really boring.
56:54
It was just boring. Nobody got into
56:56
a fight. No murder. No
56:59
one's desert mask fell off. Yeah, there was
57:01
supposed to be something. There's supposed to be
57:03
fireworks or something. It's just too old men
57:05
shit talking about golf. So then
57:07
does he just do the thing where like a lot of conspiracy
57:09
theorists, they just have to kick the can down the road. It's
57:11
like, well, maybe I was wrong about that one, but this next
57:13
thing, you know, it's probably going to happen then. Oh no. He's
57:16
just kind of like, whatever. That was boring. Well, one
57:18
of the hallmarks of Alex's behavior is that he'll make
57:21
those predictions like there's going to be a murder at
57:23
the debate. And then just when it doesn't happen, I
57:25
didn't say that was going to happen. I was just,
57:27
I just said, maybe it would happen. I was just,
57:29
we were just looking at it from all sides. So
57:32
there's no responsibility for any of that stuff. And you
57:34
could just move forward. Right. But
57:36
I do think that the eclipse was, was
57:39
the moment that they swapped
57:41
Biden's body. Interesting. Cause
57:44
that would be pretty, he was basically like the
57:46
deep state is going to use the eclipse to
57:48
pull. I forgot exactly what it was. Maybe
57:51
you guys remember, but also it might be just one of the
57:53
many eclipses that you covered. There's,
57:56
there were a lot of things going on
57:58
with the eclipse, but it was. It was
58:00
mostly about preparing martial
58:02
law drills in
58:05
order to implement a prison state
58:07
across the United States, which definitely
58:10
happened. You're like, we already have
58:12
a prison state, my guy. Nice. See?
58:15
Really? And people, yeah. It
58:18
was mostly just about increased traffic
58:20
cops and stuff like that for
58:22
tourism. But that
58:25
was martial law drills that happened. Yeah,
58:27
exactly. And in terms
58:29
of what's, does he have any
58:31
overarching themes about this election, in
58:34
terms of what the stakes are or what
58:37
is meant to happen because it's going to open
58:39
X, Y, or Z door? Yeah.
58:43
I mean, that's an interesting question. What
58:47
are the stakes? The stakes are
58:49
always, it's God versus the devil, yo.
58:53
I mean, the election is the election, but
58:55
this isn't the fight of all fights. Right.
58:57
This is the beginning and the ending of
58:59
Alpha Omega. This is just
59:01
another battle. Jordan, you're touching on
59:03
something I think that is really important. Yeah.
59:05
I think a lot of people don't recognize
59:07
that like, Alex is
59:09
not political. There's
59:12
stuff that really does
59:14
impact political realities, but
59:16
he thinks that God gives him
59:18
visions of the future and that
59:20
he's fighting literal demons and
59:23
that all of the people who are on the
59:25
left and who disagree with him are possessed by
59:27
these demons and all of
59:30
this stuff. There's a spiritual warfare
59:32
that is not metaphorical that Alex
59:34
believes he's a crusader in. Kind
59:38
of admirable. I don't know. I respect that
59:40
more than like partisan hackery, you know, where
59:42
you're like, at least you're unique versus like,
59:44
oh, Biden totally fucked that debate up. Instead,
59:46
he's just like, nah, the lizard
59:48
demons are still getting like, I don't know. At
59:51
least there's a lane. I like your
59:53
philosophy. Jordan is like trying
59:55
to cover it every week. I
59:58
mean, but then that's my. But then I
1:00:01
also, as you say, he's unable, he's compelled to
1:00:03
say these things, but then in court,
1:00:05
he's like, I'm a performance artist. Right.
1:00:08
His lawyer said that. Yeah,
1:00:10
but where do you guys
1:00:12
land in terms of what his actual intent is and how
1:00:15
he's taking in the world? It's
1:00:17
fully just like this is legit to him or
1:00:19
it's half like, I mean, this seems like it's
1:00:21
working, so I guess I'll just keep doing it
1:00:23
kind of a thing. Could be
1:00:25
both. Yeah. Could
1:00:27
be a mix. Who knows where compulsion meets
1:00:30
craft, but it's somewhere in there.
1:00:33
What do you think? I'm of the
1:00:35
opinion that in
1:00:37
2024, intent should no longer
1:00:39
matter for any of us. You
1:00:41
know, like I understand a lot of
1:00:44
people have intended to do a lot of shit, but now
1:00:46
what's done is done and people need to
1:00:49
be held accountable for it. So I really
1:00:51
don't care what anybody intends. Yeah. You
1:00:53
know, the what's in Alex Jones's heart is a
1:00:55
weird one. Like, what does he
1:00:57
mean? I don't care. Here's what he's done.
1:01:00
Let's do the thing to that. Let's
1:01:02
react appropriately to the thing. Right, right, right,
1:01:04
right. Instead of reacting to the thing that
1:01:07
that person wished would have happened. Yeah,
1:01:09
it's the thing that I come back
1:01:11
to a bit is like Alex constantly
1:01:13
on air has said that he's murdered
1:01:15
multiple people, like watched them
1:01:17
die. Like he said, said
1:01:20
he stomped their guts out. Yeah. And
1:01:22
then they bled to death in front of him. He said
1:01:24
stuff like that. And
1:01:27
then under oath, he was asked about that. And he
1:01:29
said he's never murdered anybody and never killed anybody. But
1:01:32
like there is a you see
1:01:34
someone grotesquely describe having committed murder
1:01:37
and you have to ask yourself like,
1:01:40
okay, you either believe that you did
1:01:42
this or you want
1:01:44
the audience to believe this about you.
1:01:46
And it's not true. And
1:01:48
either way, the impact is really fucked up. Sure.
1:01:52
Sure. And that's really where the
1:01:54
reality is. You know, whether he whether he
1:01:56
knows what he's doing is just
1:01:59
all false. or whatever, it still impacts the
1:02:01
real world in a way that matters. Yeah.
1:02:06
I felt like for a while there was this idea of
1:02:09
a lot of the stuff that Alex
1:02:11
would say on his show or the
1:02:13
people he would have on was a
1:02:15
beginning entry point into the conservative misinfo,
1:02:17
talkosphere kind of thing and then could
1:02:19
get mainstreamed. Is that
1:02:22
influence waning in
1:02:24
any measurable way? Or
1:02:27
he's just kind of, I still just
1:02:29
sort of this like sideshow figure that
1:02:31
occasionally has these takes that like end
1:02:33
up intersecting and being beneficial to like
1:02:36
conservative causes and things like that. Well,
1:02:38
you know how you said like one
1:02:41
out of 100 or people
1:02:43
were watching and laughing and then
1:02:45
they're like, oh no, you're crying now. Yeah,
1:02:48
right, right. That's the purpose that
1:02:50
Alex serves. You know, like that's the,
1:02:52
he can crack through to people and
1:02:55
get them to start
1:02:58
listening to narratives and shit that they don't
1:03:00
really realize is as bad as it is.
1:03:03
And then, oh, what do you know? We have
1:03:05
some Nazi show up on the
1:03:07
show who I'm pretending is just kind of
1:03:09
a cool dude. Oh,
1:03:12
maybe you'll start listening to it. It's a gradual
1:03:14
path that Alex serves as
1:03:16
an entry point with that. In
1:03:18
terms of like the information stuff, I
1:03:20
think there's so many people now he
1:03:23
is not nearly as important for that. He's
1:03:25
more of a follower than a leader in
1:03:28
that stuff. I think that he was, let's say
1:03:30
early 2000s. He's
1:03:32
like a legacy now. You know, he's
1:03:34
still given a lot of, he's still given
1:03:36
a lot of shrift, but in reality, eh,
1:03:39
you can take him, believe him. Bring about to
1:03:41
like do a speech at turning point, not because he's
1:03:43
gonna have some great ideas, but because he's gonna do
1:03:45
his catch phrases. Yeah, it's like, you know what he
1:03:48
did for the brand. You know what I mean? Yeah,
1:03:50
he's a fancy monkey. Yeah, yeah,
1:03:52
we love your work, man. We love what
1:03:54
you did. We love what you did. So
1:03:56
I guess from your perspective, what's the best
1:03:58
and worst case scenarios for what? Alex's next
1:04:00
couple years are just
1:04:03
watching the waves and undulations of info
1:04:05
wars. For whom? I
1:04:08
would say for us as people
1:04:11
who are having to live in
1:04:13
a world that is affected by
1:04:15
his existence. Best case scenario with
1:04:17
the parameters that we have as
1:04:19
in things that are feasibly possible?
1:04:21
Legally and otherwise, yeah. Oh,
1:04:24
I can't answer that one. I
1:04:27
think worst case scenario is you
1:04:29
live near Alex and he eats
1:04:31
you. Because he's threatened to do
1:04:33
that. He will barbecue your ass.
1:04:37
If he loses all of his money and
1:04:39
he has to resort to eating human flesh,
1:04:43
they'll sell it on what? DrJones.com?
1:04:47
Okay, I've got a best case scenario. Here's
1:04:50
the best case scenario. We
1:04:52
organize a party and we just
1:04:55
start digging on all of his property and
1:04:57
I guarantee we'll find more money than... He
1:05:02
has a history of burying gold. He's
1:05:04
got burying gold energy. That's
1:05:09
our best case scenario. We all organize shovel
1:05:11
parties that we move from there. And then
1:05:13
what, you keep what you find basically? Or
1:05:15
do we all pitch in? I
1:05:18
think we obviously donate it to
1:05:20
the... I mean, it's an appropriate
1:05:22
respect for shoveling of a man's
1:05:24
home. I mean, I am doing the
1:05:26
work. You might get a finder's fee. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Anybody
1:05:31
who pockets the gold is going
1:05:33
right back in the house. Right,
1:05:35
exactly. Until the Supreme Court overturns
1:05:37
finders v keepers. Then
1:05:39
we're back to square one. Well,
1:05:42
guys, Dan, Jordan, thank you so
1:05:44
much for joining us on the
1:05:46
Daily Zeitgeist. Where can people
1:05:48
find you, follow you, support you, all that
1:05:50
kind of good stuff. Websites,
1:05:52
just knowledgefight.com. Perfect.
1:05:56
Perfect. Thanks for having us. Oh, no, no,
1:05:58
no. Thank you very much. Of course. It's
1:06:00
always great to have people on to talk
1:06:02
about just like the wacky shit that's happening.
1:06:05
Especially like, again,
1:06:07
for the depth of your knowledge,
1:06:11
it's impressive and helps so much because
1:06:13
like you're saying, like half the time
1:06:15
I'm asking a question, it's like you're
1:06:17
kind of not getting it with what
1:06:19
Alex Jones is because I think so
1:06:21
much of what we experience is just
1:06:23
sort of being like, look at this
1:06:25
creature that screams from the corners and
1:06:27
that's weird versus understanding that his whole
1:06:29
thing is like, I'm offering people perspective
1:06:32
that's completely devoid of reality, which allows
1:06:34
all these other ideas to take a
1:06:36
foothold and then I've created
1:06:38
some kind of daywalker who can go for it. I
1:06:40
think that's really apt because like Miles and I are
1:06:42
like coming in with real specific questions. It's like, he
1:06:44
is what he is, you know? And
1:06:48
there's no real logic to it. I
1:06:50
have just really rapid fire a couple
1:06:52
questions before you guys go, which is,
1:06:54
does he smell like he looks? And
1:06:58
is his voice like an Elizabeth Holmes situation
1:07:00
where it's like. Oh like Paris Hilton, like
1:07:03
he code switching? Yeah. First
1:07:06
question is how do you think he smells?
1:07:08
How do you think he looks like he
1:07:10
smells? He smells, he looks
1:07:12
like he smells. What does a neck smell like?
1:07:14
He looks like he smells like, yeah, like, like.
1:07:16
Just neck. Balls, like just, but worse, you know,
1:07:22
like after a hot day,
1:07:24
you're, it's like hour four
1:07:26
of leaning over the July
1:07:28
4th barbecue. Didn't take
1:07:30
a shower yesterday. Yeah,
1:07:33
I think it's a combo of like
1:07:36
dried sweat, cigarette smoke and like faint
1:07:38
cologne that isn't quite strong enough. And
1:07:40
so it comes together in this like
1:07:43
terrible blend. But I don't know. He,
1:07:45
I mean, I don't remember. Smells like a horse. You
1:07:48
didn't try to smell it. Just smells like a horse.
1:07:51
I was near him and I don't remember him
1:07:53
smelling that, but it was in the deposition room
1:07:55
and I don't remember it being offensive. It wasn't
1:07:57
like sulfur. You could smell the sulfur. No,
1:08:01
unfortunately, I can't say a fly landed on him
1:08:03
or anything. He
1:08:06
had the stink lines and everything. Yeah. I think
1:08:08
it was just kind of like a cologne-ish type
1:08:11
of smell. Okay. And what was your second one?
1:08:13
Oh, whether the voice is a put on.
1:08:15
I mean, it is obviously played up. I
1:08:18
think he just smoked a lot. I
1:08:21
think some of it is a put on. In
1:08:23
the early day, he was doing a rush. He
1:08:25
was doing straight rush limbaugh. And it was a
1:08:27
full on... Effected. Yeah.
1:08:30
And I think over time, he's just
1:08:32
smoked a lot and life sucks. It's
1:08:36
just all awful for a human being who
1:08:38
does what he does to his body. Right.
1:08:40
So now it's probably more realistic than, you
1:08:42
know, what's the mask and what's the human
1:08:45
beneath that? I don't know. Got it. Right.
1:08:47
Yeah. There is a difference. If you watch
1:08:49
him in like a deposition setting, there's a
1:08:51
difference from him performing
1:08:54
high energy on stage.
1:08:56
Sure. But it does still feel like the
1:08:58
same type of voice. I'll
1:09:01
believe if there's any sincerity, it's that he
1:09:03
sounds like that. Yeah. Yeah.
1:09:06
Yeah. Oh, man. And also,
1:09:08
guys, is there any work of media, social,
1:09:10
visual, anything that you've been enjoying, something that
1:09:13
put a smile on your face? Whenever
1:09:16
I need a respite, I'll go
1:09:19
to the Hey Randy podcast. Mm
1:09:21
hmm. I love Tim Bolts' Hey Randy
1:09:24
podcast. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jordan,
1:09:26
what about you? Oh, I think, well,
1:09:29
every night my wife and I now
1:09:32
watch an episode of Taskmaster. Just
1:09:34
before we go to bed, just watch it and
1:09:36
go to sleep because I am 85 years old.
1:09:40
And I love it. I love it. You
1:09:42
got to love a panel show from
1:09:44
the UK, right? Got to love one
1:09:46
of those. Francesca, thank you so much
1:09:49
for joining me today. Guest hosting. Where
1:09:51
do people find you, see you, and
1:09:53
what's the media, anything? Social media, regular media
1:09:55
thing you've been liking. Oh,
1:09:57
I didn't prepare for that. I don't
1:09:59
enjoy. things. Yeah, I know. I
1:10:02
know. Just pretend. Pretend.
1:10:04
You can find me on all the podcast
1:10:06
platforms at the Bituation Room, and then I'll
1:10:08
be in Chicago August 19th and 20th around
1:10:10
the DNC at the Lincoln Lodge with Matt
1:10:12
Lieb. Two nights, one podcast night,
1:10:14
one stand-up night, so go get tickets. jessicafiorentini.com.
1:10:19
And what am I enjoying? Fucking
1:10:23
no. Just the memes
1:10:25
coming out. Just the memes. That's
1:10:27
fucking nothing. Just the memes about
1:10:29
Biden resigning. And Kamala Harris being
1:10:32
dude in yellow behind the tree.
1:10:35
Oh, rubbing your mitts? Yeah, just being
1:10:37
like... Like sneaking around and rubbing your hands, even
1:10:39
though it won't be her. That won't happen. Yeah,
1:10:41
that's nuts. Well, we can all live in our
1:10:44
own fantasy worlds, can't we? A
1:10:46
tweet I like is from at
1:10:48
the xKeepeXBrown that says, I keep
1:10:50
telling y'all, the man has divided
1:10:52
the single wing into two parts
1:10:54
and charging us more for a
1:10:56
perceived preference, thereby dividing us as
1:10:58
a people, all while reaping inflated
1:11:00
profits. Because yeah, the wing used
1:11:02
to just be one piece. And
1:11:04
now we're flats versus drums. Look
1:11:06
what happened to us. Look what
1:11:08
happened to us. But it's flats all
1:11:11
day. For me, you can find me at Miles
1:11:13
of Grey on Twitter, Instagram. You can find Jack
1:11:15
and I on the basketball podcast, Miles and Jack
1:11:17
at Mad Boosties. I'm also talking about 90 Day
1:11:19
Fiance. That's my respite on the other
1:11:21
show, 420 Day Fiance. You
1:11:24
can find us at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, at
1:11:27
the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We got a Facebook
1:11:29
fan page, a website, dailyzitegeist.com where we post our
1:11:31
episodes and our footnotes where you can find the
1:11:33
song we write out on as well as some
1:11:36
of the things we talked about today. I
1:11:38
just want to send us out on
1:11:40
a song from one of my favorite
1:11:42
producers, K-Tronata. Had a new album
1:11:45
come out earlier this month. And this track
1:11:47
is called Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, and
1:11:49
a good, it's just like some good, good
1:11:52
soul soothing music. It's energetic. You can
1:11:54
nod your head to it and completely.
1:11:56
Like Bruce Horn's pick. It's
1:11:58
exactly, I would say. Yes, absolutely philosophical
1:12:00
twins here, at least for the vibes
1:12:03
that it gives you. It's
1:12:05
my mandolin reign and I hope it will be yours too.
1:12:07
All right, we will talk to y'all later. We're back later
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1:12:14
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