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State. Production of

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I Heart Radio. This is a podcast

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where we take a deep dive into

3:08

America's shared consciousness. And it is, of

3:10

course, Thursday, June 27, 2024. Of

3:14

course. Thursday, June 7. Of course it

3:16

is. What is June 27? What

3:19

are we... We're celebrating National Sunglasses

3:21

Day, National Onion Day, National Ice

3:23

Cream Cake Day, National PTSD Awareness

3:25

Day, National Handshake Day, National Orange Blossom

3:27

Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National HIV Testing

3:30

Day. There's a lot. There's a lot. That's

3:32

a full gallon. That's a fragrant list. We

3:34

got Orange Blossoms. We got Bomb Pops. Are

3:36

those the... Red, White and Blue Pops. I

3:38

know that the Ice Cream Man says. Yeah,

3:40

the Rocket Pops. In some

3:42

circles they're known as. Oh, we know them as Bomb

3:44

Pops in L.A. It's debate day. It's

3:47

debate day. That's the main thing. We've

3:49

just been waiting to hear where these guys

3:52

come down on some big issues. Just

3:55

what everybody's gonna gather around their radio

3:57

tonight in front of the fire.

4:00

and listen and learn, I

4:02

think. But anyways, happy Orange

4:05

Blossom Day to everybody. My

4:08

name's Jack O'Brien, AKA, inside

4:11

him, he's logging.

4:13

It's bad I'm sensing doom

4:16

so close here. I

4:19

hear his asshole repent

4:21

the room. Don't

4:24

poop so, don't poop so,

4:26

don't poop so close to

4:28

me. That is courtesy

4:30

of Andrew Bubb and you can't do

4:32

that on television, a little collabo in

4:35

the discord about the

4:37

etiquette of taking a poop in the stall

4:39

directly next to a person and

4:41

walk. You leave that stall in between. Leave

4:43

the stall, leave the buffer. I don't care

4:45

if you are uncomfortable being the first pair

4:48

of shoes that people see when they walk

4:50

in the bathroom, you still need to give

4:52

them that buffer. I'm thrilled to be joined

4:54

as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray.

4:57

Miles Gray, he

4:59

needs to give it

5:01

up. He's had about

5:03

enough. He's no starting

5:06

to bleed the boys

5:08

on coke. I'm

5:10

sorry that you seem

5:13

to be confused that

5:15

grand belongs to him,

5:17

the boys on coke.

5:19

Okay, now that, as I just came up

5:22

with that in the shower this morning, because

5:24

everybody on the Republicans are

5:26

saying Joe Biden is on cocaine and that's

5:28

what he's gonna be on the fucking debate

5:30

stage yacked out of his mind. These

5:32

Republican parties don't know anything about that.

5:35

That is the last drug this motherfucker is gonna

5:37

be on. He probably

5:39

has an insulin pump of

5:41

Adderall. Anytime his blood

5:43

Adderall level falls below a certain

5:46

level, he gets shot up with

5:48

Adderall. He's the president. He's not

5:50

fucking doing cocaine. Hey,

5:52

I mean, would that get him to your

5:54

fault? Obama and Clinton probably did cocaine, but

5:57

this guy, they're not gonna let him do

5:59

cocaine. The fuck yeah, well, that's I

6:01

mean like again, this is coming from the GOP who they're

6:03

just like, I don't know He's on cocaine. There's a type

6:05

of people who are always like what are you on crack,

6:07

bro? You know exactly

6:10

nah, not this time miles We

6:13

are through enough bull who are always like what are

6:15

you on crack, bro? You know

6:17

exactly nah, not this time miles

6:20

We are through enough bullshit We're thrilled

6:22

to be joined in our third seat

6:25

By one of the great guests we've ever had

6:27

one of the great first-time guests an author radio

6:29

host Uh host of the podcast

6:31

the pat down one of the best comedians

6:33

to ever do it She's currently on the

6:35

hot and flashy tour. It's miss And

6:41

you guys can't be married I

6:48

know y'all ain't getting no

6:50

pussy wrangle Like just

6:53

energetically we're giving off that Somehow

7:01

y'all giving off energy. Who am

7:03

I wake up drunk next to?

7:08

I wake up drunk next to I

7:10

am happily married of uh 16

7:13

years now Really?

7:16

Yeah. Yeah, i'm about

7:18

to celebrate my 10th anniversary What?

7:26

Yeah, that's why that's why we do it in a

7:28

that's why we do it in our separate room in

7:30

the house where they do not Hear any of this.

7:32

Yeah, exactly They're like i'd rather

7:34

i'd rather pretend that you don't host

7:37

that show Yeah,

7:40

I mean yeah, I mean i'm glad to get

7:42

that assessment but yeah You've

7:44

been you've been married for a while too. I

7:47

know before we got on mike you we got

7:49

a little flavor of Married

7:51

life because you've been together for what like 30

7:53

something years Oh, wow.

7:55

His birthday was yesterday. His birthday was

7:58

also yesterday and he is or

8:00

even on my down there, but I do

8:02

nothing. Yeah. Right. He

8:04

don't say, I mean, they say I hang

8:06

up on people a lot, which I do,

8:08

because I'm the type of person I hate

8:10

a lot of conversation just tell me, I

8:14

hate for people to ask the phone, say, how you

8:16

doing? I don't go down, how you doing? Let me

8:18

tell you what I call you for. And really, you're

8:20

gonna find you after the phone. So

8:22

I like to get straight to the point, my husband's

8:24

like, you just heard him, where is that? Then he

8:26

asked me, and I just hung up the down phone.

8:29

They're just all funny, being married a

8:31

long time. Yeah. Yeah. You can cut

8:33

through the bullshit in a profound way.

8:35

I hate to ask that cliche question,

8:38

but what's the secret for

8:40

you? Communication, number

8:42

one, honesty and separate bedroom.

8:44

We just moved into a

8:46

separate bedroom, and I love

8:49

it. I love it. And

8:51

I've had friends who like move

8:53

into separate bedrooms, not because it's not the room

8:55

of the marriage, just one of the

8:57

reasons why I got a separate bedroom. My husband's

8:59

snoring really bad, and he has sleep apnea, so

9:01

he won't wear it. And I get tired of

9:03

beating him in the back every night. Yeah. Right.

9:05

The second reason is he like a firm mattress.

9:08

I like a soft mattress. So when you, and

9:10

I grow really poor, so when you put me

9:13

on a firm mattress, it reminds me of sleeping

9:15

on the floor, on a sidewalk. So I can't

9:17

sleep on it, just got me feeling so bad.

9:21

So when you grow up in life, and

9:24

you self-remind you're being poor,

9:27

one of the things I always wanted was a

9:29

soft mattress. So my mattress is really soft, and

9:31

he says hurt, and he said hurt every part

9:33

of his body. So we just decided,

9:36

you go over there, I'm going over here,

9:38

we'll FaceTime each other. Yeah.

9:41

Haven't seen each other in years. You just FaceTime from

9:43

one room to the next. Yeah, and it works out,

9:45

and it works out. That's great. Yeah,

9:48

the most designer mattress is just a wooden

9:51

floor. That's how I like it,

9:53

you know, just so hard. I

9:56

need some, I need, it's the need to

9:58

see that balance. Like if it's too. soft

10:00

and like my back is like curved in

10:02

bed then I end up waking up achy

10:04

but again you know it's different for everybody

10:07

it's different for everybody yeah I

10:09

feel like my body just won't

10:11

allow me to lay on something

10:13

soft because then

10:21

like I get like my it bends

10:23

in weird ways alright well I don't

10:25

know why you

10:29

thought my song about repainting a room

10:31

with your asshole was indicative that I

10:33

don't have a wife I

10:39

will say this Joe Biden's not

10:41

on cocaine. Not on cocaine. Absolutely

10:43

not. He's not

10:45

on cocaine. His son is

10:47

on cocaine. Proudly

10:51

and openly. I used to sell

10:53

crack and crack ass

10:55

and coke ass in the 80s.

10:58

Right. Yeah. Yeah they don't make it

11:00

that long usually right? No. I

11:02

don't know. It's just something slowing them down.

11:04

Yeah yeah. Yeah it's being 81 or however

11:07

old he is. Yeah. Alright. Well Miss Pat

11:09

we're gonna get to know you a little

11:11

bit better in a moment. First a couple

11:13

of things we're gonna talk about later. We

11:16

are gonna talk about just all the accusations

11:18

being lobbed at Joe Biden about the upcoming

11:20

debate. We're gonna talk about just the presidential

11:23

debate. There's a lot of anticipation

11:26

for the debate. People say it's going

11:29

to be watched by most Americans which

11:31

that's a lot. That's a lot. Most

11:34

things are not watched by most Americans.

11:36

That's like Super Bowl numbers. So we'll

11:38

see if that's true. We're gonna talk

11:40

about the cop that busted Justin Timberlake

11:43

who might be the one cop who

11:45

I'm like maybe okay with because he

11:47

just like fucks with rich people from

11:49

the Hamptons all day every day. So

11:53

all of that plenty more. But first

11:55

Miss Pat we do like to ask

11:57

our guests what is something

11:59

from... your search history that's revealing

12:01

about who you are. Tick

12:05

tock. Just

12:07

searching tick tock. Just Google tick tock. You're

12:09

like, tick tock. Come on now. There's

12:13

probably a furniture store for me because I

12:15

just built a home. So

12:18

I'm a DIY too. I'm DIYer. So

12:20

I'm always looking for the next thing

12:23

to do. So my search history will

12:25

have a whole lot of DIY

12:27

stuff and hot flashes. So

12:30

I'm going through mental pause. So I've been

12:32

searching a lot of things, you know, there's

12:34

different ways to try to control your mental

12:36

pause. So I'm trying to search. I've

12:39

been searching a lot on which, which

12:41

way I should go, which medication, and should

12:43

I get pellets? Should I get cranes? Should

12:46

I take shots? Should I take pills? A whole lot

12:48

of old dry vagina stuff. I've been searching.

12:51

How drives it going to get? Or

12:54

will I be like, like Atlanta? So

13:04

who knows? I feel

13:06

like Atlanta in the summertime has to

13:08

be a hard time for hot flashes,

13:10

right? Yeah. It's a

13:12

lot. It got a lot of sweat going

13:14

on the crack in your butt too. Yeah.

13:17

So it's hot today. That's where I'm at

13:19

now. It is hot. Yeah. Wait.

13:22

So what kind of DIY stuff are like, how did you

13:24

get into it? Cause I know where you just sort of

13:26

like at a certain point, like some of this shit I

13:28

can do myself. I don't need to pay somebody or what's,

13:30

how did you get into doing DIY stuff? My

13:32

husband used to be a home where he used to

13:34

be a house is before he went to general motors.

13:37

So we didn't have a lot of money to redo our

13:39

first house. So we bought it. So we

13:42

just, we just started watching AG TV

13:44

and AG TV to make you tap

13:46

your house to make it really make

13:48

you think you're a hero. Then you

13:50

get that shit apart. How do I

13:52

put this back? I

13:54

don't know how to cut. I don't know how to paint. So

13:57

we went through all of those things. And

14:01

I just fell in love with it. So I

14:03

just built a house, my home now where I'm

14:05

living with no contract, it's like 15,000 square feet. Whoa.

14:10

Whoa. Wait, so who, you

14:12

were the general contractor basically?

14:14

I was the general contractor. I pulled

14:16

out a permit, so I got the design. I

14:19

did everything. I went to do it again. So

14:22

when you do DIY stuff, you actually

14:24

like do it yourself. You don't just

14:26

Google DIY stuff and then be like, oh,

14:28

okay. Uh-huh. I see how they do

14:30

that. I'll spray paint the chair. Yeah.

14:33

I'm gonna fuck you up. So I need somebody to help me out. You

14:35

actually do that shit. Yeah,

14:37

I actually do. Well, I used to do it a lot

14:39

before my comedy and all this TV stuff took

14:41

off. I was bringing the hands on me. Yeah,

14:43

I do it a lot. I do it a

14:45

lot now. Well, you need a HGTV show. I

14:49

feel like you have three shows already. I do it.

14:52

I probably do have three shows, but I do

14:54

need it. That's why I keep telling everybody, I

14:56

really want to do DIY. Honestly,

14:59

you can't come in and say, I don't want to do a

15:02

DIY show. And they said, oh my God, this

15:04

wall is going to cost you $1,500, not a hell

15:06

of a hole. Kick a hole

15:08

in the wall. It's just fellas back there. Let's have

15:10

a bitch tell you. Yeah. That

15:13

should be the name of the show. Let's tear this

15:15

bitch down. Tear this bitch down with this back. What's

15:18

something that you see people paying for that

15:21

is actually fairly easy to do yourself, or

15:23

at least easy for you? I

15:26

mean, it's just measurements. I see

15:28

people, I pay for a lot of

15:30

stuff now that before I would do myself, like

15:32

tearing out a one hole, putting the wall in

15:34

the bag. I'm doing my girlfriend

15:36

a house. And I have this thing where I say,

15:39

if you tell it out, I'll put it back. So

15:41

we'll go in and I just told, we just told

15:43

her whole kitchen and her living room. We did

15:45

the same thing for my nephew. So I

15:47

go over and I say, okay, I need this wall

15:50

here. So like with my nephews, me and my husband,

15:52

we put up a couple of his walls. Oh,

15:54

wow. Okay. I'll

15:57

drive one. That's some holy shit. I ain't running

15:59

on top. I do everything because I

16:01

paid that bitch. Okay. Okay.

16:05

Do you seem like you have just an

16:07

incredible amount of energy? Do you

16:09

need a lot of sleep? I just always,

16:11

when people are able to do this much

16:13

stuff, what's your sleep? Do

16:16

you need eight hours of sleep or are

16:18

you a person who needs less? They

16:20

say I don't sleep. Everybody knows. Do you

16:22

sleep? I do know sleep. My

16:25

mind just wake me up every morning at 3.34 o'clock.

16:29

What time I go to sleep? I'm always up at

16:31

3.34 o'clock. Yeah. And

16:33

then you're just in the back, just tearing walls

16:35

out. I'm thinking about

16:38

the show. I'm thinking about development. I'm

16:40

thinking about jokes. I'm writing. I'm

16:43

always just thinking. Yeah, right.

16:45

Yeah. That makes sense. Oh,

16:48

Miss Pat, because I know, look, you have

16:50

a show too where people bring you issues

16:52

and you are able to judge things on

16:54

Miss Pat settles it. I'm curious. The thing

16:56

that Jack was talking about the top of

16:58

the show about taking a shit in a

17:00

bathroom. This debate on the way there was

17:02

a debate on the internet about when you

17:04

walk into a three stall restroom to

17:07

use the bathroom. Do you use

17:09

the stall closest to the door, the middle

17:11

stall or the very last stall? And if

17:13

someone is in one of the stalls, which

17:15

stall do you select? There was a big

17:17

debate over whether or not people need to

17:20

keep a buffer stall in between two

17:22

people taking a shit in the bathroom. This was on

17:24

a mother's just in there. Yeah. Yeah.

17:27

I guess I guess in there, but I think that's where

17:29

that's where our minds went because we're single men emotionally. Well,

17:33

I'm 52. So I

17:36

run to the first public school. My blood.

17:38

I'm going to let you

17:41

decide. Baby,

17:43

while I'm up here trying to choose, I'll

17:46

be a kiss on myself. It's available. Push.

17:51

Young people. I got to be, you

17:53

know, you can all see my blood

17:55

about to give out. So I don't

17:57

have a problem. somebody next

18:00

to me crapping, I will say, if

18:02

you know you crapping, at least flush

18:04

as you go. If

18:06

I'm crapping, I'm going to flush it and I

18:08

go because I know it's going to take me

18:10

another 10 minutes to wipe my hands. So I

18:12

want to be curdling it. Yeah.

18:15

Okay. That's what I like. Yeah. We can

18:17

all agree that the courtesy flush is the

18:19

bare minimum in those kinds of... Yes. When

18:21

you just let it all pile up, then

18:23

I have a problem. I have to tap

18:25

on your wall.

18:27

Hey, we're going to need you to

18:30

flush that shit. Just still going. Still

18:32

going. But you know what? Women are

18:34

way better than men because most of

18:37

us, and I would say most of

18:39

us, I know I do. I always

18:41

carry potpourri spray with me. Yeah. The

18:43

potpourri. Yeah. The travel potpourri. Yeah. I

18:46

always carry that because I don't want

18:49

you to smell something smelly like fish or grease or

18:53

if I don't took a cramp. So I always

18:55

try to... Because I don't know if you ever

18:57

walk through the stall after somebody else is eating.

18:59

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What's that? The men don't

19:01

care. Women do. Yeah.

19:04

I don't know. Disgusting. Yeah, for

19:06

sure. Anyone else's biome. I don't

19:08

want to smell that shit. Some

19:10

of you guys smell weird out

19:12

there. What's something you think is

19:14

underrated? I don't know.

19:17

Can I ask my daughter? She don't give

19:19

a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She don't give

19:21

a fuck. I don't mean go after. Okay.

19:23

Give me something that's overrated. Kids.

19:27

Kids. Kids. Okay.

19:29

What's underrated? Abortions.

19:33

There you go. What

19:38

a juxtaposition. Underrated abortions.

19:40

Overrated kids. Oh wow.

19:42

Amazing. Is

19:53

your daughter a comedian? She was quick with that. meeting,

20:00

but she's not. Okay.

20:02

Yeah. When

20:06

I can, let me tell you what I

20:08

say. They're overrated because you

20:10

don't get the tax break you used to get for.

20:13

Yes. I mean,

20:15

um, no, what's his

20:17

name? Trump changed that. Yeah. So we don't

20:20

get those great tax breaks. I don't know

20:22

if tax break used to get for being

20:24

poor, but you don't get them anymore. So

20:27

they saw who they, overrated. You

20:30

used to get earned income credit. It takes a lot

20:32

to get earned income credit. Y'all probably don't know what

20:34

the hell I'm talking about. So

20:38

what you do is you sit down and money per

20:40

child. They don't do that anymore. Right. So yeah, I

20:42

should tell my kids back in the day. I said,

20:44

when you 18, I don't get an income

20:47

tax return for you. So that means we done.

20:49

I don't, my name is. Right.

20:52

You have no monetary value. No, I mean, yeah, I just

20:54

had my first child and I was like, I can't wait

20:57

to see my taxes. And I was, I was like, what?

21:00

It's like, I didn't even have. Yeah. I was like, this

21:02

was the reality I was promised. But

21:04

no, no, no. You

21:07

said it was purely an investment. You said, yeah,

21:09

100% money. Exactly.

21:14

It was only an investment as you put it in

21:16

the moment. That was it. Very

21:19

business like he's very busy. And

21:21

the crazy part is you don't know how they go

21:23

turn out. Right. No, I got

21:26

a few right here. I have a few

21:28

kids right here. I'd be like, I kept you. Yeah,

21:34

but you got to love them the same. You got to love them the same.

21:36

Yeah. Oh, I love all my kids.

21:39

But let me say this as a parent, cause I

21:41

hear my parents the same life. Everybody

21:43

got a favorite kid. That

21:45

doesn't mean that it doesn't mean that my

21:47

mother, father don't love everybody. I have a

21:49

favorite kid. I love the rest of y'all,

21:51

but this is right here. It's my favorite.

21:53

And do you tell them that? Yeah.

21:56

You tell the kids. It's my favorite. Yes.

22:01

Wait, why is Junebug your favorite? I

22:04

think because he was my last, when he was 10'2, he

22:07

just so sweet. He's

22:09

my baby. He's 23. But

22:12

that what I'm just talking to? Yeah,

22:16

aye. She's up there. Yeah, aye. I

22:21

don't do goddamn much. He's up there.

22:23

What? I'm

22:25

curious. Yeah, see, I'm contemplating

22:27

another child maybe down the

22:29

road. And that's my fear

22:31

is that I would immediately

22:33

start comparing them and be like, oh, man,

22:35

this one ain't shit compared to the other

22:38

one. Not like in an aggressive way, but

22:40

that just merely by having multiple kids, you

22:42

have the ability to sort of compare and

22:44

contrast. And then from there, you are kind

22:46

of like, yeah, maybe I like the other

22:48

one better. Or maybe I like this one better. Well,

22:50

everybody like one bad. You get

22:52

fake-ass parents to say, oh my god,

22:54

I love all of my kids. No, you don't.

22:57

One of them is probably smoking dope. You can't

22:59

tell me if you got a crackhead kid

23:01

that that's your favorite. You don't say

23:03

you don't love him, and you ain't

23:05

going to do it the same you can to get him

23:07

out dope. But that's your fucking headache. Yeah.

23:09

Right, right, right. Well, people will tell the

23:11

truth. My oldest used to be my headache. She's

23:13

straightening up now. Yeah. I

23:16

have two kids, but they're really close in age.

23:18

So it's like back and forth. And sometimes I

23:20

can't tell them apart. There,

23:23

yeah. Back and forth between who the favorite

23:25

is. Yeah, back and forth between who the

23:27

favorite is. Because they're, but the younger one

23:29

really, you know, he's still

23:31

a lot sweet. Like sweet most of the

23:33

time. Whereas the older one's starting to, he

23:36

knows what rolling his eyes means

23:38

now. And that's, never

23:41

forget your first time. You're like, what the fuck

23:43

is that? All

23:46

right. Let's take a quick

23:48

break. And we'll come back and we'll talk about all

23:51

that cocaine that the president of the

23:53

United States is going to be snorting

23:55

tonight. We'll

23:58

be right back. Zite

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26:49

all right, so big story. They've settled

26:51

on which drug Joe Biden will be

26:53

doing tonight. Yeah. So

26:56

the first presidential debate is tonight

26:59

Thursday in Atlanta. And as it

27:01

stands, there's been no sign that

27:03

Trump will try and sneak out

27:05

of this. But I'm still holding

27:08

out for surprise. But either way,

27:10

this whole narrative by Republicans about

27:12

Joe Biden being on drugs just

27:14

continues. It does not stop. First,

27:17

there's Sean Hannity on

27:19

his show speculating. He's like, they're going

27:21

to figure out which drugs to combine

27:23

to help him figure

27:26

out just exactly how he'll get to those

27:28

energy levels. Here is Sean Hannity speculating on

27:30

what drugs he might be on. Is

27:32

it going to be jacked up, hyper-caffeinated Joe?

27:35

Or is it going to be the cognitive

27:37

dysfunction that we see every day? And

27:39

I would say it's probably the latter.

27:41

I think the

27:43

odds are pretty high that Dr.

27:45

Ronnie Jackson is correct. Is there probably

27:49

experimenting with just the right dose,

27:51

knowing that they probably overdid it at

27:54

the State of the Union when he

27:56

screamed his speech? He

27:58

literally just didn't even let this speak. introduce

28:00

him and he's screaming his speech and

28:03

he's reading the teleprompter. He's not going to

28:05

have a teleprompter here. I know many of

28:07

you, many theories out there that it's

28:10

Joe Biden is going to have special things

28:12

put in his, there's no evidence of any

28:14

of that. And I imagine that there's probably

28:16

checks for that. I like how he

28:18

starts saying, who knows what kind of drugs he's like, but there's no

28:21

evidence for that. Right. He

28:23

don't want to be sued. He don't want to

28:25

be sued. Right. Right. The only thing Joe Biden

28:27

is always a BC-PAP. You

28:29

said BC-Bouter? A BC, yes, that's it.

28:33

For your headache. Everybody

28:36

know he's not even there anymore.

28:40

And Trump is only there because he's running

28:42

out of McDonald's. That's the only reason why

28:44

he energized. We literally

28:46

have two old C9s who should

28:48

be somewhere playing golf together, trying

28:50

to run the railroad. Yeah. From

28:52

the United States of America, both

28:54

of them is too old. I

28:57

guarantee you both of them have on a pound. That's

29:00

why Trump got hips now. For sure.

29:02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean. He got

29:04

hips. That's a baby diaper. Right.

29:09

Right. Right. I mean, that's why there is even

29:11

like some of Trump supporters. You saw grown men

29:13

wearing diapers and having t-shirts that said real men

29:15

wear diapers. They were really trying to make that.

29:17

They're like, no, that's cool. That's cool when that

29:20

happens. And actually, we think that's cool and a

29:22

sign of virility. Right. Right. He

29:24

should. So yeah. Yeah.

29:26

The fact that he is. He's just themselves. People

29:30

were speculated as like, man, Trump stinks

29:32

terrible. Like when you get near him,

29:34

like it's awful. So

29:37

I don't know. This, that's, that's one version of what might

29:39

be going on with Donald Trump. Then. So

29:41

the next thing we saw was the

29:43

speaker of the house, Mike Johnson. He

29:45

was also talking, speculating about what Joe

29:47

Biden may be like, but he was

29:49

asked by Caitlin Collins on CNN. She's

29:51

like, do you think like maybe all

29:53

the Trump supporters and the people going

29:55

on TV, accusing him of doing drugs,

29:58

like it's going a little too far.

30:00

This is his answer. Do you

30:02

think some of the rhetoric, Speaker Johnson, I

30:04

mean, just knowing you and how you conduct

30:06

yourself, do you think some of the rhetoric

30:08

is out of line when people from Trump's

30:10

team are suggesting that Trump himself, that Biden

30:12

is going to be on cocaine when he's

30:15

on that debate stage Thursday night? Look,

30:19

there's a lot of things that are said in jest.

30:21

Of course, no one expects that Joe Biden

30:24

will be on cocaine, but they do ask

30:26

questions and I think they're objectively, I

30:28

mean, I think it makes sense why people are

30:30

asking, will he be on some sort of energy

30:33

drinks or something? Okay, look, his energy levels, you

30:35

can see, vary depending on what

30:37

format he's in and what forum. And, you know, we

30:39

expect that he'll do what he did at the state

30:41

of the union. He had a lot of energy that

30:43

night. So that's the Joe Biden I expect to see.

30:46

The question is, can he stay for 90 minutes

30:48

on that stage and go toe to toe with

30:50

President Trump, who, as you know, goes to rallies

30:52

and talks for two hours on end without any

30:54

break and any notes? Yeah, he

30:57

goes for two hours and rants and says

30:59

whatever he wants. First of

31:01

all, Joe Biden is 80 something years

31:03

old. I'm 52 and I'm sleepy right

31:05

now. So, you know, that's why you

31:08

see all people do this. We love

31:10

all day long. And so is Trump.

31:12

Trump is out there talking. The reason

31:15

why he don't read no time problem

31:17

because he like to talk about shit

31:19

that nobody know nothing about. Look,

31:23

the people don't even cheer for Trump when he

31:25

talk. They be over there smoking cigarettes. They don't

31:27

talk about any barbecue grill. And

31:29

then he say, you're not talking about Trump. They

31:31

don't know what the hell Trump talking about. Because

31:34

he's a great instinctive liar. So he just, yeah,

31:36

you're right. He just talks about shit that can't,

31:38

like people can't technically prove wrong, but it is

31:41

like, you know. It ain't what you're talking about,

31:43

prove wrong. He talk about shit that don't even

31:45

know what he talking about. What

31:47

are you talking about, a big animal? A

31:50

spider, a snake one day? Or

31:52

an alligator? Yeah. He's talking about

31:54

a alligator. Sharks in a boat. If

31:56

you want to get bit by a shark if you're in a

31:58

boat. What the

32:00

hell I gotta do a run in the world, okay Right.

32:03

Yeah, right people just go to round is

32:05

just to say they went around it The

32:08

same way people go to some cuss or

32:10

just say I was there or probably don't

32:12

even like the artists They just and you

32:14

know, it really gets me when you see the coats, they

32:17

call blacks for Trump Oh, yeah,

32:19

I said y'all black stupid ass now. It's the

32:21

same black people Jerry

32:25

it one day they got on Jerkett career we

32:27

the next day they got a fade The

32:30

black community. No, no, we the most half

32:32

switching up people in this world Front

32:47

and center now every time yeah. Yeah. Yeah it

32:49

is the same There's that one dude who has

32:51

like the relaxed hair in like a ponytail He's

32:53

like always there that one. Yeah, who I think

32:56

like also has like some weird like he was

32:58

caught up in some weird cases, too But I

33:01

was caught up in some weird case. Yeah, I

33:03

was a bunch of uncle folks at that thing

33:07

Miss Pat I'm curious, you know like as

33:10

I know you you like you said you

33:12

know about fiends You know what people look

33:14

like when they're off drugs like this Do

33:16

you think there's any job that you could

33:18

do? Believably like on cocaine like for all

33:20

these people like I think Joe Biden's on

33:22

cocaine like obviously I don't know if that

33:24

being president Will get you there. Is

33:27

there is there any situation where you

33:29

think that's a performance enhancing drug for your job?

33:32

Yes prostitution Wall

33:49

Street and prostitution Right,

33:57

right, right. That's Michael Ervin. Yeah. Yeah

34:00

Yeah, I feel like a lot of times people talk about

34:02

cocaine, when it comes to movies,

34:04

they're like, all right, that movie was mostly fueled

34:06

by cocaine. They usually do that as a bad

34:09

thing. But a lot of the classic 80s movies,

34:11

I also feel like have that energy too, that

34:14

it was just a lot of cocaine flying

34:16

around. On that send. Then

34:18

we get Top Gun, Jerry

34:21

Brechheimer. Yeah, that guy

34:23

Don Simpson who died of a cocaine overdose,

34:25

but he was involved in making Flashdance and

34:28

Top Gun and some of the best movies

34:30

of the 80s. Doesn't

34:33

hurt in some cases. Cocaine

34:36

was once the rich man drug. Then

34:39

crack came along for my people. Cocaine

34:44

is the drug that say you're wealthy. If

34:47

you're a crackhead, then you're poor. But I

34:50

don't know what people do heroin, so it is what

34:52

it is. Yeah,

34:55

we'll see. I think a lot of the reason why

34:57

now all these Republicans are like, I don't know, he's

34:59

probably going to be all hopped up on below. We'll

35:01

see what happens. It's probably just because now

35:04

they're probably want to have an excuse for

35:06

when Trump inevitably just puts in a terrible

35:08

performance on that debate stage. Because they'll be

35:11

like, let me tell you something. If Joe

35:13

Biden come to that stage tonight with energy,

35:15

it's because he's sleep right now. They've

35:17

had Joe Biden's sleep for two days. They

35:22

actually let him sleep. Yeah. Yeah,

35:24

he is well rested. They gave

35:26

him some perforol or whatever Mike

35:28

Jackson used to take. He

35:30

said sleep for two damn days. They're going

35:32

to wake him up 30 minutes

35:35

before the debate, give him a bath, feed

35:37

him, and take him out there. Yeah, give

35:39

him a little burping and then send him

35:41

out there. Point him in the direction of

35:44

the stage, send him out there. I

35:46

think you should lean into the cocaine energy though.

35:48

Just like, you know. Wear all white suit. Wear

35:51

all white suit, sunglasses, you know like

35:53

a open butt down. Don't you dare.

35:56

Don't you remember when Obama

35:58

would have made a suit. I know.

36:01

I know. Wow. He was the

36:03

wheat free would have been cut that shit off. Trump

36:07

has paid more from his hair

36:09

than he has in Texas. He

36:15

probably two billion in on that happen. Right.

36:19

This is funny. We were talking recently

36:21

about, I was saying that I think

36:23

it's weird that when you read historical

36:25

accounts of World War II, people aren't

36:27

like Hitler, whose mustache looks

36:30

like shit. That isn't the first thing

36:32

that they say about him, that his mustache

36:34

looks stupid. But I guess that's where we are

36:36

with Trump too. When people

36:38

read historical accounts of this time, they'll

36:41

be like, yeah, but what about the hair? And

36:43

it's just like, yeah, we're kind of over it at

36:45

this point. We know about the hair for a while.

36:47

Yeah, the hair has been there for 20 years, but

36:50

it is good to take a step

36:52

back every once in a while and just

36:54

appreciate the fact that he has been going

36:56

with that hairdo for like 30

36:59

years now. Yeah. Yeah.

37:03

Yeah. Well, he don't have a choice. I

37:05

think he used to have a head full

37:07

of hair that looked good with

37:09

thick. So he's tried everything to

37:11

keep it there. He just don't want to go for

37:13

all head. He's just hanging on to it. He hanging

37:16

on to it the same way he hang on and

37:18

tell everybody he's a being there. And then

37:20

people walk around here, say dumb stuff

37:22

like, uh, he's a businessman. I

37:24

say real business people pay

37:27

them taxes. Right. Yeah.

37:30

So what are you talking about? Then

37:32

the people, the people who

37:34

vote for Trump is not even

37:36

a one percenter. He's not doing

37:38

anything for those people. He's only cutting

37:40

taxes and stuff. And whatever he's doing

37:43

for supposedly the people who's

37:45

rich. Right. Yeah. So

37:48

I don't, I don't understand. I

37:50

don't see what the Democrats, they always want to

37:52

lie to the poor. So I am, I am

37:54

the poor. So keep lying to us and promising

37:56

us. Don't stick on this side. At

38:01

least they take the time to lie to the point. Yeah,

38:04

they take the time. Yeah. A

38:07

recent Associated Press poll, by the

38:09

way, found that I think

38:11

six in 10 US adults

38:13

are extremely or very likely

38:16

to follow this weirdly

38:18

early debate in some form. Do you

38:21

know what you're going to be doing? Will you watch it? I'm

38:24

going to be sleep. I'm yelling it out right

38:26

now. Watching a two-seater

38:28

sit in a fucking order.

38:30

This is how I

38:33

know this country I've gotten. Back in the

38:35

day when I first voted for

38:37

Bill Clinton in Zool his name, Bob Doar,

38:39

one of his names. Oh, Bob Doar. Yeah.

38:42

Yeah. As you could always be

38:45

a good looking president versus an

38:47

ugly ass pro-dead. He just got two old,

38:49

winky ass white men that look like penises

38:51

that don't work. He don't stand

38:54

up and watch two-some dick fights. I

38:56

know. Yeah. I'm going to make it. I think

38:59

people with morbid curiosity seems to be,

39:01

yeah, the one voter weighed in and

39:03

said, it's a circus. Yeah. Two broken

39:05

dicks fighting on stage. I'm like, well,

39:07

maybe if that happens. It's going to

39:09

be so many commercial breaks. I don't

39:11

even think they have commercial breaks. I

39:13

don't even know. They're not. They

39:16

haven't traditionally ever had commercial breaks during a debate.

39:18

This is going to be the first one. They

39:20

don't have to. They're too old. Yeah. You're exactly

39:22

right. This is the first one. It's

39:25

like a box arena. You go over there and take a five

39:27

minute nap. You got eight tired commercials about the realm. Yeah.

39:30

So they don't ever sit and say, both of them

39:32

taking a nap. B, B, B, go at it. Yeah.

39:36

Right. They can't have two old men. They

39:38

know 90 minutes. They got, they going to piss and shit on their

39:40

cell. They going to fall asleep. I'm

39:42

telling you, they got to take their medication.

39:45

Trump got a tie as hell before it

39:47

fell out. Kind of. Yeah.

39:50

Biden usually is okay for like 15, 20

39:52

minutes and then like things start to fade

39:54

a little bit. So. Trump is too. Yeah.

39:57

So I don't think Trump get right on his feet.

40:00

I'm about to say this speech and then after that, we

40:02

don't know what the hell he's talking about. Both of them

40:04

is still for 10 minutes. I

40:07

say, I'm a big ass Democrat. I

40:09

am not voting for Joe Biden. I'm

40:12

not. I'm just voting against

40:15

Trump. Yeah, yeah. Right, right, right. That's

40:17

how you look at your vote. Yeah. That's

40:20

kind of the- I'm voting against Trump. There aren't

40:22

many people, I think, these days that are that

40:24

enthusiastic about this either. So

40:27

yeah. How do you

40:29

think as a convicted felon, which I

40:31

am, then you go and you let

40:33

the president of the United States get 30, this man

40:36

got more felonies than me. I got

40:38

20. You allow this man to

40:40

get 34 felons and then you don't

40:42

take them out the bat. You allow this man

40:44

to break all the rules and what people

40:46

believe in is this country being led

40:49

by, you know, rules that ancestors

40:51

put in place, excuse me, don't pay them virtually.

40:54

Then you say and you let one old-life white

40:56

man break all the rule publicly. Now

40:58

they all wrote rules before but nobody's

41:00

ever been out front like Trump. But

41:03

you let this man get on the recording

41:05

saying, I need 114 more votes. If

41:09

Obama had did this shit, if Obama

41:11

had did this shit, the son would have

41:13

bust. Really? Fucking

41:18

losing their minds. Yeah. Yeah,

41:21

so who's enthused about both a fat piece

41:23

of crap and an old and a half

41:25

dead white man? Right. Yeah,

41:29

I know, right? Not many people, I think.

41:32

I'm gonna vote because so many people before

41:34

me that looked like me died so I

41:36

can have that right. So I would be

41:38

wrong for the people who lies or taken

41:41

for me to even have this right. So I'm taking my

41:43

fat ass to the polls. I

41:45

am. Somebody asked me the other day, who

41:47

do you vote for? I said, Michael Jackson. That

41:51

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all right. So a lot of

43:45

people were ready to see Justin

43:47

Timberlake have a bad week. He

43:50

did have a bad week last week. Terrible.

43:53

Terrible. Terrible. The

43:56

guy who did Britney and Janet Jackson dirty, a

43:58

lot of people like he had it coming. There

44:00

was that one couple of tweets that were just

44:02

celebrating him coming out of the police station and

44:04

cuffs But the

44:06

two details that really stuck out to me

44:09

most as we learn more about what happened

44:11

are number one This cop Michael

44:13

Arkansas who pulled timber Lake over it was

44:15

born in 2000 He said I

44:17

had absolutely no idea who this drunk dude

44:19

was He's like I just thought

44:21

this is some drunk dude who had to

44:23

pull over because they were driving Eradically and

44:26

two people in the town of Sag Harbor

44:28

They hate this specific cop and

44:30

is it because he abuses his

44:32

power and harasses innocent people like

44:34

most cops No, it's because they

44:37

hate him because he enforces traffic

44:39

laws No matter who the fuck

44:41

it is like he doesn't give

44:43

people passes So he already has

44:45

nicknames with the locals in Sag

44:47

Harbor They call him the Sag

44:49

Harbor Nazi and little redheaded dipshit

44:51

because I read a redhead and Honestly,

44:54

I thought maybe he was doing some

44:56

Nazi shit like to have that

44:58

name But based on the comments from

45:00

residents in the town They just cannot

45:02

stand that their privilege doesn't get them

45:05

a free pass when they get caught

45:07

doing shit So one resident named Spencer

45:09

really hates this guy. He's Spencer

45:12

He's from a writer from Shelter Island is

45:15

one driver quote who claims he's had an

45:17

unpleasant encounter with, Arkansas He was recently trying

45:19

to find a parking spot before meeting a

45:21

friend for dinner when he performed a quick

45:23

u-turn Arkansas pounced when he spotted him

45:25

make the turn Quote I

45:27

was surprised he pulled me over Spencer said

45:30

it was off-season and no one was around

45:32

It was a dickhead move. I feel like

45:34

he pulled me over just for the sake

45:36

of doing it but Wow Arkansas

45:38

didn't even give him a ticket He

45:40

let this dude go with a warning

45:43

and then the second time though

45:45

Arkansas had a encounter with this

45:47

cop. He really I guess

45:49

really fucked with Spencer this now Spencer said

45:52

he was driving Near the

45:54

Sag Harbor School when Arkansas pulled him

45:56

over for talking on his cell phone quote.

45:58

I explained to him that I was on

46:00

speaker and I was just holding my phone. But

46:02

he told me I should have been using a

46:05

Bluetooth. He added, I thought he would give me

46:07

a break. And I was driving less than 25

46:09

miles per hour trying to get to the YMCA

46:11

in East Hampton. Instead, the dude got

46:13

a $145 ticket that he hasn't paid. Spencer

46:17

then says, quote, I only had

46:19

less than 30 minutes to swim. It

46:21

really interrupted my workout and lunch plans.

46:23

He said, I think Justin Timberlake was

46:26

a victim of over aggressive SAG Harbor

46:28

police. This guy

46:30

really knows how to just make himself

46:32

sound like a victim, you know? Like

46:34

it's only 30 minutes to swim. That's

46:37

funny. No, I would say

46:39

this. He should try being black and getting

46:41

his ass wheeled. Exactly. That's

46:44

really inconvenient. Right. I

46:47

got to go swimming with nine knots on my damn

46:49

head. Right. I

46:51

was late for my lunch. Can you believe

46:53

this? The over aggressive police. This is an

46:55

atrocity. This is the thing. It's funny how

46:58

it's like suddenly with these affluent white people,

47:00

it's ACAB, but only when they don't

47:03

get to exercise their privilege to avoid consequences.

47:05

They're like, the police are over aggressive. Like

47:07

I was trying to go to the YMCA

47:09

and he held me up. The

47:12

police are terrible. When people have

47:14

money, then they don't think they should

47:16

have those types of problems. If

47:19

you're patrolling this area, then you know the

47:21

income bracket in this area. So

47:24

you know, we're privileged. You know, I'm going to

47:26

stop without ever looking at

47:28

a price. You know, I'm going to make

47:30

a U-turn because I can afford the whole

47:33

complex. So why fuck with me? But you

47:35

got some little redhead boy who

47:37

was born in the 2000s. Don't know who

47:39

Justin Timberlake is and put on one of

47:41

the biggest R&B single ever. And

47:44

I mean, he don't look like Justin Timberlake and

47:46

I grew up where he's older now. Right.

47:49

You know? Yeah, I would probably not recognize him either.

47:52

I mean, just because you rich don't mean you can,

47:56

you can write around here drunk. Now

47:58

I was shocked to see Justin Timberlake. I

48:00

was more shocked to find out what the

48:02

hell was in his system. I'm like, Justin

48:04

Timberlake, you don't know. Wait, what? Is that

48:07

true? The, the, I don't know. That's what

48:09

they say. They said, I mean, that's what

48:11

I heard. I don't know. I'm

48:13

hoping it's not true because he don't come up

48:15

like that. But somebody was like, he had ecstasy

48:18

and something in his system. I'm like,

48:20

not just a temple. I don't believe

48:22

that. No, no, no. It turns out

48:24

that there was a something about like

48:27

he had poppers, Molly cocaine in his

48:29

stream. That was from a fake

48:31

account. Oh, thank God. I was like, not, not my

48:33

boy. Yeah.

48:36

Nice to meet Justin. For not

48:38

cry me a real, not cry me a real.

48:40

Yeah. I don't think they're allowed to

48:42

blood test you for like, that's what I said to

48:44

us. I've been to jail to all. If they make

48:46

it do is some of them came. If you refuse

48:49

to do a breath of light, then they give you

48:51

in there. Then they give you a drug test. Uh,

48:54

if you agreed to it, I want to have you agree to it,

48:56

but thank God. I'm sure MCA in

48:58

East Hampton instead, the dude got a $145

49:00

ticket that he hasn't paid. Spencer

49:03

then says, quote, I only had

49:05

less than 30 minutes to swim.

49:07

It really interrupted my workout and lunch

49:10

plans. He said, I think Justin

49:12

Timberlake was a victim of over aggressive

49:14

sag Harbor police. This

49:16

guy really knows how to just make himself

49:19

sound like a victim. You know? Like

49:22

it's only 30 minutes to swim. That's no idea. I

49:25

would say that he should try being black and

49:27

getting his ass wheeled. Exactly. Exactly. That's

49:31

really inconvenient. Right. I got to go

49:33

swimming with nine knots on my damn

49:35

head. Right. I was

49:37

late for my lunch. Can you believe this?

49:40

The over aggressive police. This is an atrocity.

49:42

This is the thing. It's funny how it's

49:44

like suddenly like with these affluent white people,

49:46

it's a cab. But only when they're like

49:49

they don't get to exercise their privilege to

49:51

avoid consequences. They're like, the police are over

49:53

aggressive. Like I was trying to go to

49:55

the YMCA and he held me

49:58

up. The police are terrible.

50:00

is when people have money, then they don't

50:02

think they don't think they should have those

50:04

types of problems. If you're patrolling this area,

50:06

then you know the income bracket in this

50:08

area. So you

50:11

know, with privilege, you know, I'm going

50:13

to stop without ever looking at a

50:15

price. You know, I'm going to make a

50:17

U-turn because I can afford the whole complex.

50:19

So I fuck with me. But you got

50:22

something already. And one who

50:24

was born in the 2000, don't know who just intimidated

50:26

you and put on one of the biggest

50:28

R&B single ever. And,

50:31

and I mean, he don't look like Justin Timberlake. And

50:33

I grew up where he's older now. Right.

50:36

You know, yeah, I'm playing not random as him either.

50:39

I mean, just because you rich don't mean you

50:41

can own white that you can ride

50:43

around here drunk. Right. Now I was

50:45

shocked to see Justin Timberlake get arrested. I

50:47

was more shocked to find out what the

50:49

hell was in his system. I'm like, Justin

50:51

Timberlake, you don't know. Wait, what?

50:53

Is that true? The, the, I don't

50:55

know. That's what they say. They said, I

50:58

mean, that's what I heard. I don't know.

51:00

I'm hoping it's not true because he don't come up

51:02

like that. But somebody was like, he had, um, ecstasy

51:05

and something in his system. I was like,

51:07

not just until I don't believe that. No,

51:09

no, no. It turns out that there was

51:11

a something about like he had poppers,

51:14

Molly cocaine in his bloodstream. That

51:16

was from a fake account. Oh,

51:18

thank God. I was like, not,

51:20

not my boy. Yeah. Not

51:25

cry me a real, not cry me a real.

51:27

Yeah. I don't think they're allowed to blood test you

51:29

for like, that's what I said to us. I've been

51:31

to jail too. Only thing they can do is some of

51:34

them came. If you refuse to do a breath

51:36

of light, then they give you enough. Then

51:38

they give you a drug test. Uh,

51:41

if you agreed to it, I don't have you agreed to it,

51:43

but thank God he was in jail. Yeah.

51:45

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, again, it's just like,

51:47

it's also that the same Spencer guy, I

51:49

liked that he was using like rich white

51:51

guy math where he was like, I was

51:53

doing under 20, like I was going under

51:55

the speed limit. So then that means I

51:57

can be on my cell phone that Nicki

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