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Previously on the Danger Club podcast.

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Does it make certain things acceptable? You know, that no one

0:59

would know. >> Ross (Folton): You're right. >> James (Velder): We should all get wrestling pants.

1:03

>> Scott (Karagor): Just keep this big, big snake company for a while.

1:05

>> Dan (GM): I thought we were going to venture thing. >> Ross (Folton): Problem shared is a problem.

1:07

>> Scott (Karagor): Half that doesn't rhyme. >> Ross (Folton): Who else is staying? I mean, you can keep the monkey for now.

1:11

>> Scott (Karagor): Take the horse. >> Ross (Folton): Keep your soapy. I'm sorry, my

1:15

friend. It's time I leave you behind

1:17

only. >> Dan (GM): Mourners and the dead,

1:21

and you just see disappearing into a

1:24

grave. The adventure continues

1:27

now. >> Ross (Folton): Oh, we were just having lunch, weren't we?

1:42

>> Dan (GM): We were just having lunch. >> Ross (Folton): How was lunch for you?

1:44

>> Dan (GM): Lunch was fabulous, Colin. I enjoyed it. I'm full.

1:47

I'm ready to record. Hello, everyone, or welcome to the Danger

1:50

club podcast. >> Scott (Karagor): I, cooked.

1:56

I had, no one asked, but I had, bolognese

1:59

that I'd cooked at home, and I made it with cherish. >> Ross (Folton): So anyway, we killed the barrow, right?

2:02

>> Scott (Karagor): Now, I know there's people got a different way of

2:05

cooking bolognese, right? >> Ross (Folton): No meat, no mince.

2:08

>> Scott (Karagor): Sorry, sorry. Those are the two majorly different ingredients. Everything else

2:11

I had celery, carrots, et cetera. Mince m. those are the two

2:13

majorly. That's crazy.

2:16

I briefly dated an italian girl recently, and she

2:19

was furious with me and walked me

2:22

through a process that she does for her bolognese.

2:25

And it was so long and lengthy that when I asked her, what it was,

2:28

she told me to fuck off. She doesn't give family recipes out, which I respect

2:31

cause it sounded fucking amazing. But I can tell you it

2:34

did not contain chorizo or olives

2:37

that much. That's the only bit I remember. >> Ross (Folton): Would you have a Bolognese if it was minced

2:41

chorizo? >> Scott (Karagor): Minced. Just. Oh, so in place of the beef, that

2:46

would no longer be. And this is what she said to me, that would no longer be

2:49

bolognese. That would just be. That would just be spanish pork

2:51

stew. >> Dan (GM): Yeah. >> Scott (Karagor): Which I don't. I mean, I'd eat it.

2:55

>> Ross (Folton): It'd be expensive. >> Scott (Karagor): It'd be red.

2:57

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> James (Velder): It would be like, you probably

3:01

died just from your heart failure.

3:03

>> Dan (GM): Like, just having one bowl of that. >> James (Velder): But it would be good.

3:06

>> Dan (GM): The most italian reaction. I love that. This is delicious. How did you

3:09

make it? Who fucking sent you? >> Scott (Karagor): I will never tell you. And then, and then the other night, I was

3:14

relaying this story to the guys I played d and D with, and they were all like, oh, yeah, we've

3:17

got loads of different, ways of cooking bolognese. One of them

3:20

said that they put milk into it.

3:22

>> Ross (Folton): Oh, my God. >> James (Velder): What? >> Dan (GM): Milk.

3:25

>> Scott (Karagor): One of them said that they put milk into it.

3:27

>> Ross (Folton): People like, stop it, man.

3:30

>> Ross (Folton): In which part of the process? >> Scott (Karagor): I'll be honest with you, Ross, I stopped asking at that point. We all had to

3:35

take a pause on Zoom and go vomit in our bins.

3:38

>> Ross (Folton): What do you think of peas in a bolognese? No, I'm not a vibe.

3:41

Not into that. >> Scott (Karagor): No, that's not okay. >> Ross (Folton): Whoever suggested that loads of people put.

3:45

>> James (Velder): Peas in a bin a few times, I've seen people. I love peas and I love bolognese,

3:48

but not together. That's, unholy communion.

3:51

>> Scott (Karagor): It's not nice. >> Dan (GM): Dreadful people. >> James (Velder): It makes it taste more like. Like, tastes like a beef

3:55

stew. Like, I mean, like, just leave the pasta out if you're gonna start putting

3:58

vegetables to that quantity. But diced up carrot, that's fair

4:00

enough. >> Dan (GM): The key. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): The key thing is, though, in a Bolognese, and any type

4:05

of pasta you have, it has to be

4:07

accompanied with the right type of pasta. So,

4:10

a Bolognese, you need, like, a cup

4:13

version pasta. Like, you know, the little con

4:16

gligieri. Yeah, con

4:18

killier. Because it's like a little bowl for the little

4:21

mints I get you. Yeah, there you go.

4:24

>> Scott (Karagor): No, wait. You went from talking about pasta to cups?

4:27

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. No, I mean shell ones, right? Yeah, the little

4:30

shell ones. >> Dan (GM): Right. >> Ross (Folton): There's specific pasta that you have to have

4:34

with your bolognese.

4:36

>> Ross (Folton): Doesn't go with Congo. >> Scott (Karagor): The name of the recipe Italians will kill

4:42

for using. Spaghetti bolognese.

4:44

>> Ross (Folton): No, you've just made it spaghetti bolognese.

4:47

>> Dan (GM): Bolognese, anything. >> James (Velder): I think that was the Italians. You can have Bolognese with anything.

4:51

>> Ross (Folton): Don't be bound by penne. >> Dan (GM): Pennelli, cats, anything you like. You can put

4:55

bolognese on anything. >> Scott (Karagor): To be fair, I did just eat my leftover bolognese, with

4:59

fuseli. So who the fuck am I? >> Ross (Folton): Oh, don't mean I like fuseli pasta.

5:03

>> James (Velder): Because it's quite neat, like spaghetti. Especially if you wallop it in

5:06

a box to take somewhere else. >> Ross (Folton): Do you know you're not supposed to have a cappuccino after 12:00 p.m.

5:10

really? >> Dan (GM): Yeah. >> James (Velder): Cappuccino is also like a, breakfast thing.

5:14

>> Scott (Karagor): They're breakfast? >> Ross (Folton): Yes. >> James (Velder): They don't have milk with coffee at any other time. Well, it's

5:18

breakfast. >> Ross (Folton): The milk is filling. That's the idea.

5:21

>> Scott (Karagor): That's fair. I understand that. >> James (Velder): I mean, it's fair enough, but also, like, fuck, do what you want,

5:24

guys, we're gonna have a cappuccino in the

5:27

afternoon. Why not? Hey, can I do that? Yeah, I can.

5:30

Yeah. Can I fusely with my

5:33

conchit? Li? Yeah. Two types of pasta. Why not?

5:41

Yeah. Yeah, something like

5:44

that. >> Ross (Folton): Cool. >> Ross (Folton): So look, here you go. I've got a list.

5:48

27 types of pasta and their uses

5:51

for every single one of these. >> James (Velder): Like, you know, the pastor?

5:57

>> Ross (Folton): Angel hair pastor. >> Ross (Folton): Gonna text my mate.

5:59

>> Ross (Folton): Long, delicate strands of angel hair pasta, aka

6:02

cupolini, are best served in

6:05

light or creamy sauces. There you

6:07

go. number two. Bowtie

6:10

pasta or farfelle? >> Ross (Folton): Farfalle.

6:13

>> Ross (Folton): Farfalle. Use bowtie

6:16

pasta to dress up any dish that calls for

6:19

small pasta shapes. >> Ross (Folton): Such as

6:23

this website. I'm sorry, you can't believe everything on the inside.

6:29

American website as well. >> James (Velder): Yeah, exactly. Use this small pasta for any dish

6:34

that requires small pasta. If you

6:37

just fancy a little bit of small pasta, this is

6:39

ideal. >> Ross (Folton): It's also fettuccine pasta. Fettuccine is an egg

6:43

pasta cut into long, narrow ribbons, which is often served with

6:46

cream sauces, as in classic fettuccine

6:49

Alfredo. >> Scott (Karagor): Scroll up a little bit, Ross. You'll go past the, egg

6:52

noodles section of the famous italian

6:55

egg noodles. >> Dan (GM): This is the only food link we've had that hasn't come back to

6:59

eggs from us, so let's. I'm

7:02

just happy you didn't suggest putting a billy bear on it.

7:04

>> Ross (Folton): Oh, yeah, I love Billy bear.

7:06

>> Dan (GM): Right. >> Ross (Folton): We killed. >> Dan (GM): Gosh, Colin Barack.

7:10

>> James (Velder): Religion. That's your line of the sand egg

7:13

noodles on a past we haven't got. >> Ross (Folton): An italian person I was about to message.

7:17

>> Ross (Folton): I am italian. Quarter Italian. My nan

7:20

used to live in Colignano, near

7:23

Venice. I went to see them last. I went to see my,

7:26

my family from there, not more. >> Dan (GM): Is when I invented Italy.

7:31

>> Ross (Folton): And it was. >> James (Velder): It was a lot of you. Yeah.

7:34

>> Ross (Folton): Hold on, I'll show you a photo of my auntie.

7:37

>> Dan (GM): That's good audio content. >> James (Velder): I'm sure we killed the barricade.

7:42

>> Dan (GM): The only way we can. The only way we can do that is that we have to then describe

7:45

what your auntie looks like. And I'm. >> Ross (Folton): I'm just worried about hot

7:50

ross with slightly longer hair. >> James (Velder): Yeah.

7:53

>> Dan (GM): Just glad only in an italian flag.

7:56

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> James (Velder): Touching egg noodles with a

8:00

pube on. >> Dan (GM): The top, you know?

8:03

Oh, my gosh. Was a bit more

8:06

straightforward than we were expecting. >> James (Velder): Yeah, it's like that spell worked out again. The inevitable

8:11

demise or whatever it was. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, they're still gonna get that in. >> Scott (Karagor): Two rounds every time you cast it. Every

8:15

time we're like, really? And you're like, absolutely. Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): Three pies.

8:18

>> Scott (Karagor): And you know, that's not. >> Ross (Folton): That's your aunt.

8:20

>> Dan (GM): Your aunt is three pies. >> James (Velder): Three pies.

8:23

>> Ross (Folton): So I'm just showing the guys a photo of food that

8:26

was at my crust.

8:28

>> James (Velder): Lattice pies. >> Ross (Folton): Hold on, hold on. I'll show you a photo.

8:31

>> Ross (Folton): Ross, we've moved on. We're talking about the barrack King.

8:34

>> Ross (Folton): I can see my dad in the middle with

8:36

my. I, can't remember if she's my auntie.

8:39

>> Ross (Folton): Let's do this in the pub. >> James (Velder): You're so italian you can't remember any

8:43

links here and you know, nothing. Yep.

8:46

>> Dan (GM): Wow. >> Ross (Folton): So there you go. inevitable disaster.

8:49

>> James (Velder): It works. >> Ross (Folton): Last time I used it, I mean, it was only one mouthful.

8:52

>> James (Velder): Disaster, really? >> Scott (Karagor): What happened last time you used inevitable disaster?

8:54

>> Ross (Folton): Last time I used it, Ross gates. >> Scott (Karagor): Passed, a blog out.

8:59

>> Dan (GM): I would describe that disaster as thoroughly

9:01

inevitable. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, yeah, we're always gonna head there.

9:05

>> Dan (GM): yeah, the, ah, yeah, the inevitable. It'll happen at some point.

9:08

>> Ross (Folton): In 12 seconds. >> Dan (GM): In 12 seconds, all hell's gonna break loose.

9:11

>> Ross (Folton): 55 points of damage. >> Dan (GM): 55 points of damage.

9:14

>> Scott (Karagor): That's where everybody stood on the barracking. >> Dan (GM): That's nothing to.

9:17

>> Ross (Folton): No, I went over to the saku fuku. >> Dan (GM): Yeah. Ross underground.

9:22

>> James (Velder): There's much left of the barrack. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, Ross is underground.

9:25

>> Ross (Folton): I fall deeper underground. >> James (Velder): Did he, ah, have a question? Did he die like all the other

9:31

story kin? Is he storykin, the

9:34

Barrow King. Yeah. >> Dan (GM): you haven't really had a chance to identify, to have a look at

9:39

his remains yet in that kind of. Those of you whose you're in the air and

9:41

everyone else on the ground is currently being clawed at by

9:44

malicious hands. but, yeah, it'd be an

9:47

interesting character. >> Ross (Folton): At least we've got a token, or what we think is a token with

9:50

the red ruby. >> James (Velder): Well, no, we haven't got it yet because you got dragged into the ground.

9:53

>> Ross (Folton): That's true. >> Dan (GM): Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): And I didn't get a chance to tell you. >> James (Velder): I'll be alright. I'm just gonna flutter down, take on the scrolls and

9:58

books, maybe go somewhere on a gravestone, read them, you know?

10:00

>> Ross (Folton): I got a new sword, though. >> Dan (GM): Yeah. >> James (Velder): Ah, yeah.

10:03

>> Ross (Folton): I thought I physically

10:06

said that in the actual. >> Scott (Karagor): Everybody else thinks I've got it, Ross.

10:09

>> James (Velder): I mean, when the Barrack King died and the sword was

10:12

up for grabs, I mean, like. >> Ross (Folton): No, because Scott wasn't in the role of

10:16

initiative, actually, because we were still initiative. I said I went over

10:19

there and got it. >> Dan (GM): I'm a, I'm a big fan. A lot of campaigns will do a

10:23

roll off for loops. That's like, it's like everyone just rolled. Highest

10:26

die gets to keep it. I think we've maybe done that once, but I do quite

10:29

like the finders keepers way of fighting

10:32

loot, even if. >> Ross (Folton): It doesn't suit you as well. Like, it's

10:36

just like, yeah, I'm having that. >> James (Velder): Yeah, yeah, can't use that. I love it.

10:39

>> Dan (GM): Good thing we don't use encumbrance in it. It's a very Fulton thing that,

10:42

like, I love the Fulton. Went over, looked in that, looked

10:45

in the sarcophagus, turned back around and then immediately just

10:48

disappeared under the earth. >> Ross (Folton): yeah. Yeah.

10:50

>> James (Velder): It's funny mention about encumbrance very quickly as well. I think that

10:53

I've always been like, oh, screw that, that'll be a

10:56

pain. I think it would actually quietly help players

11:00

streamline their crap. >> Ross (Folton): If you don't just, carry so.

11:04

>> James (Velder): Much crap that we could just get rid of and upgrade it, like

11:07

on computer games. We're used to it in computer games. Can't just carry

11:09

everything. >> Dan (GM): It is nice. I. I use it when I'm

11:13

doing running games online. When you've got digital carriage sheets, because

11:16

otherwise. Otherwise you paint in the ass.

11:18

>> James (Velder): Otherwise you're pain the ass. >> Dan (GM): Yeah, it's nice because it's. Yeah, it means you, you don't get

11:21

overloaded with stuff. You've only got a few things at a time and it

11:24

encourages you to sell shit and then buy things. So it

11:27

keeps you upgrading your gear so you don't suddenly end up

11:30

with just shitty weapons, which is nice. >> James (Velder): And some people can be quite indecisive about the weapons and stuff. Just like a human

11:35

porcupine. >> Dan (GM): Yeah, that. >> James (Velder): Right, Scott. >> Scott (Karagor): Which is, the.

11:38

But the encumbrance rules, even in computer games, usually the bits that people

11:41

hate as well. It's like, it's like, okay, cool. There's an element of realism, I get

11:47

it. Cool, cool, cool. But the amount of times you have to go through the

11:50

tiny little cutscene to the traders, you're like, oh, kill

11:53

me now. You know I've said this a million times.

11:56

I know you've said this a million times. Shut up, shut

11:58

up. >> Ross (Folton): It's like when you're in Skyrim and you kill the dragon and you get

12:02

all the dragon bones, but they weigh so much every time. And you have

12:05

to get Lydia to fucking, take it or just shout.

12:07

>> Scott (Karagor): Yourself across the ground towards, a settlement.

12:10

Yeah. >> Dan (GM): I tell you who does it. Well, I'm sure foundry has this feature

12:13

in summer, but fantasy, grounds has got a thing that some

12:16

computer games do where you can mark stuff as junk in your

12:19

inventory. Fantasy grounds is like tabletop, and, you can mark stuff as mark stuff as

12:24

for sale in your inventory. And then when, when the DM says

12:27

you're, you've speak to a trader, you literally press one button

12:30

and it just takes it all away and gives you all the gold. >> Scott (Karagor): See that efficient way of doing

12:35

things? Unfortunately, that wouldn't work with nearly every player I

12:38

know because there, everyone at some point in their campaign will hinge

12:40

an adventure on. Wait. It's this

12:43

rubber spoon that I had for like eight

12:46

adventures. And they'll make something work out

12:49

of the scatterbrained notion. The other day I had a player

12:51

who, animated a dagger just so it could cheer him

12:54

on. I was like, you do realize that dagger's not gonna do anything. It's basically hasn't got

12:57

any hit points at all. He's like, yeah, I just want it to, like, move its arms up and

13:00

down, dance a little. I just wanted to be a mascot for a while. People

13:03

fucking loved it. And I was like, I guess that's happening

13:06

now. Do you know what I mean? >> Ross (Folton): Or soap, you know, making exactly soap.

13:10

>> Dan (GM): Don't bring soapy back up. I'm not over it. I'm

13:13

still tired. I'm still sad. I'm gonna need. I'm gonna need our initiative order, aren't I?

13:20

Yes. I slurred that more than I should have.

13:23

Literally just had a coffee. >> Ross (Folton): right. >> Dan (GM): Next person who asked.

13:27

>> James (Velder): Oh, Ross has taken off his cat cardigan.

13:30

>> Dan (GM): Yeah. >> James (Velder): And you've got an insectarium from Cincinnati, the

13:34

USA, 1975. Saw that. That's. Yeah.

13:36

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Dan (GM): You're looking. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, it's not from Cincinnati. It's from urban, outfits.

13:39

>> Ross (Folton): We literally just died. Let's not get distracted.

13:42

>> Dan (GM): Hey, we got it. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Dan (GM): It's a good outfit. Ross is looking hot.

13:45

>> Ross (Folton): Like, don't get me wrong. Like, again.

13:48

>> Ross (Folton): What? Don't get me wrong. >> Dan (GM): We'll get you wrong, Colin. I'll get you wrong many times across

13:53

this hour. We've made a brand of it so far.

13:56

>> James (Velder): Let's not be bound by rules, guys. >> Dan (GM): I'll get all of you wrong.

13:59

Right. Velder, you're the next one

14:02

to act. Everyone takes damage first.

14:05

Everyone? >> Scott (Karagor): no, I don't damage last time. >> Dan (GM): You took damage last. Fair enough. I'd

14:09

like. >> James (Velder): Velda would like to swoop down onto sarcophagus.

14:14

>> Dan (GM): Yep. >> James (Velder): Swoop. As he passes over

14:18

Fulton. But you're right, Fulton. >> Ross (Folton): M. Yeah, I'm not.

14:23

>> Dan (GM): There's the barest tuft of red hair sticking up out

14:26

of the ground. >> James (Velder): He'll be fine. He loves it down there. And I'd like

14:29

to, grab the token. Also, have a quick look

14:32

at the scrolls and stuff. >> Dan (GM): Okay.

14:34

>> James (Velder): Presume they're magical. >> Dan (GM): You fly down, you pick up the, you pick up the

14:38

token, you pick up all of the scrolls.

14:41

I think that's probably a go. >> James (Velder): Just sort of standing the sarcophagus? Yeah.

14:48

Just sort of carefully stacking the scrolls and stuff like that.

14:51

Review them after the fight. >> Dan (GM): Always. >> James (Velder): Does it look like a token?

14:54

>> Scott (Karagor): This. >> James (Velder): This jewelry? >> Dan (GM): You do feel a slight tug when you hold it, so. Yes. You reckon this

14:58

jewel is one of the tokens? Sweet. You've got

15:01

one carrigor, one fang. >> Scott (Karagor): So is there any part of the ground which isn't being flailed out

15:07

by skeletal hands? >> Dan (GM): the bridge and the ground on the other side, but, yeah, the

15:11

whole island is being torn at. If you stood

15:14

on the sarcophagus, you might be okay. >> Scott (Karagor): I did think that, but I thought Vultan got yeeted down

15:19

by. >> Dan (GM): No, he was. Well, he wasn't standing on. He was standing

15:22

next to it looking in. Whereas Velder is, like, in the

15:25

sarcophagus. >> Scott (Karagor): Okay. can I get there in one

15:28

reaction? >> Dan (GM): Yes, you can. Yeah. Yeah. You've got super fast movement. So you,

15:32

the, ground is difficult terrain now, though, so it's a. It's double, double speed. So

15:35

two actions to get to the sarcophagus. >> Scott (Karagor): Luckily, I'm a ranger.

15:40

>> Dan (GM): Oh. Do you not take penalties, from difficult

15:42

terrain? >> Scott (Karagor): I just assume that at this point, that's all good.

15:46

No, if you.

15:48

>> Dan (GM): If you have an ability that specifically says that you could do that,

15:51

then. Then you can absolutely do that. >> Scott (Karagor): All right, well, stand by.

15:57

>> James (Velder): Also, velder. Rattlesnake. It's a

15:59

spell. He shouts

16:02

about the grabbing. Skeletal hands.

16:04

>> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, we did it last time on the pirate ship. >> Dan (GM): Right?

16:07

>> James (Velder): Ah, we've faced a loads of times. >> Dan (GM): Sorry. >> James (Velder): Just. Sake. Some good scrolls here.

16:11

>> Scott (Karagor): Do you want to dispel it? >> James (Velder): Hey,

16:15

graveyard puns. >> Dan (GM): Good, good. >> James (Velder): No, no. >> Scott (Karagor): Do you want to dispel the spells?

16:19

>> James (Velder): Oh, there. It'll run out.

16:21

>> Scott (Karagor): You're a bel end. >> James (Velder): That's not how the spell magic works. You have to cast it. When you convince

16:27

cast. >> Dan (GM): Incredible.

16:30

>> Scott (Karagor): cargo just moves to the sarcophagus. >> Dan (GM): Okay. Yeah. You fight your way through the, things and you've

16:35

got one action left if you want to climb up onto the sarcophagus to get out of

16:38

their reach. >> James (Velder): yeah, okay. Yeah, let's do that, I suppose. Yeah, yeah.

16:41

>> Dan (GM): Cool. You climb up onto sarcophagus with Velda.

16:43

>> Scott (Karagor): In case that wasn't enough, I've got a fecal powerful leap,

16:46

which means I can leap 5ft further.

16:49

Oh, no, no, wait. It's only a vert on a distance horizontally. Okay,

16:52

cool. Yeah, great. >> Dan (GM): Cool. Yep. Now you're fine. It's. You climb up on it and

16:56

you're out of reach of the hand, which means, bubba, you're the

16:59

only one who is in. Stan. Still standing amongst the

17:02

hands. >> Ross (Folton): how far away is this sarcophagus?

17:04

>> Dan (GM): to get to the sarcophagus. The sarcophagus is

17:07

40ft away from you. >> Ross (Folton): 40Ft. can I

17:11

make it? I've made a little acrobatics role.

17:14

>> Dan (GM): Okay. >> Ross (Folton): To sort of leap towards out of

17:18

the. Okay. The way of the

17:21

hands. >> Dan (GM): Okay. >> Ross (Folton): Or is it better, to run through them?

17:24

>> Scott (Karagor): Caracall says to Velda, what's he doing? He could fly.

17:27

>> James (Velder): I'm not sure. >> Ross (Folton): I overhear Carrigo say that. gosh,

17:31

I don't know. >> James (Velder): And I'm not even sure he's where. His ears.

17:35

>> Ross (Folton): We've still got message. So you had one?

17:37

>> James (Velder): It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that.

17:40

>> Dan (GM): Hang up. >> James (Velder): Just. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, I messaged Voda. Fuck off.

17:45

>> Dan (GM): It's like, if anyone else cast this message, cast messages around, you could just

17:48

hear them talking. One phone line out of the whole car.

17:51

>> James (Velder): Guys, I need it, all right?

17:53

>> Dan (GM): So use the Internet. >> Ross (Folton): I'm up in the air. I just don't care.

17:56

>> Scott (Karagor): Just before Bubba takes off, Caragall leans over the sarcophagus and goes, throw

17:59

me the shard. >> Dan (GM): You fly up in the air.

18:04

>> Scott (Karagor): Oh, he's fine. He's fine. Okay. >> Ross (Folton): I haven't got a shot, so I'll.

18:08

>> Scott (Karagor): Just turn it out into crack.

18:11

>> Dan (GM): Die. reroll. Okay,

18:15

okay, Fulton, you take 16 points

18:18

of damage. You are underground. You

18:21

have been. You are just. You're under the earth, being torn out

18:23

by all sorts of hands, just ripping at you,

18:26

trying to pull through, trying to pull away your armor and

18:29

pull. >> Ross (Folton): Talking to you like in labyrinth.

18:32

>> Ross (Folton): Hello, Fulton? >> Scott (Karagor): Fulton, if you can hear me, I asked Felder to dispel the spell, but he said

18:37

no. >> James (Velder): That's not how it works.

18:39

>> Dan (GM): You can't hear anything other than dirt in your ears.

18:42

And. >> Ross (Folton): I, try make a strength check to

18:47

go. >> Dan (GM): So, it's an escape check. An escape check is an

18:50

athletics check. In your

18:53

case. >> Ross (Folton): 22 a, 22.

18:57

>> Dan (GM): 22 is a failed. You are pulled back. You try

19:00

and m pull your way through, but you are. You are pulled back down

19:03

again. You've got one action. You can try again, but it does have multiple

19:05

attack penalties. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Dan (GM): Minus five to the next one.

19:09

>> Ross (Folton): 33, minus 528, 28 meets.

19:14

>> Dan (GM): Beats. You come clawing your way back. Thornton's

19:17

face bursts out of the air. >> James (Velder): Yeah, I told you. Be all right.

19:21

>> Ross (Folton): Fuck you, Belva. >> James (Velder): Yeah.

19:24

>> Dan (GM): Start, climbing back up out of the. Just covered in

19:27

dirt. >> Dan (GM): You have got one action. So, yes, you can haul yourself into the

19:32

sarcophagus as well, if you like. Or

19:35

you could stay on the ground. It's up to you. >> Ross (Folton): You got one action with the action. Can I slap velda?

19:39

>> Dan (GM): You can you slap velda? >> Ross (Folton): I slap. >> James (Velder): I'm gonna stay on the ground. Yeah, in the cloister. Okay.

19:44

What can I make? Well, he's got a roll to hit,

19:47

surely. are you actually. You're actually rolling to

19:50

roll? >> Dan (GM): Hey, we're not gonna. It's up to you whether you do damage, but I'm gonna make you

19:54

roll to hit. >> Ross (Folton): 36.

19:59

>> Scott (Karagor): Power attack. >> Dan (GM): Scouts warning.

20:08

>> Ross (Folton): Danger point. >> Dan (GM): Oh. Boulder's head spins round.

20:12

>> James (Velder): Yeah. >> Dan (GM): Fallen climbs up, slaps you in the face.

20:15

>> Ross (Folton): Ow. That's what you get for not

20:18

dispelling. Shit, wizard. >> James (Velder): I can't fuck you. Shit wizards.

20:23

I can't dispel a spell like this, it's all over the island. It's not how

20:26

magic works. Anyway, good luck with the hands builder.

20:28

>> Dan (GM): It's your go. >> James (Velder): I just push him slowly

20:31

down. >> Dan (GM): Let it happen.

20:38

>> James (Velder): Yes, it's not really much else to be done if there is for some. Just waiting

20:45

up the spell. >> Scott (Karagor): Come on, you two. Wrap up the start to feel like a side quest now.

20:49

>> James (Velder): Yeah. So I'd like to look through the

20:51

scrolls and stuff. but also like

20:53

default and you want to help into the sky. Kafka. So do I stay down

20:56

there? >> Ross (Folton): No, I'm fine.

20:58

>> James (Velder): Are you sure? >> Ross (Folton): Because I like the hand.

21:00

>> James (Velder): I could. You don't like the hands that they've hurt you very

21:03

badly. >> Ross (Folton): The hands, they feed

21:07

me. They are

21:09

me. >> James (Velder): Cool. in that case, Velda spends his turn just sort of looking

21:13

through the scrolls and generally ignoring faulted, being weird at the

21:16

solid stock office. >> Dan (GM): Nice. have you. What's your law skill?

21:21

It'll be law or our society.

21:24

>> James (Velder): all society. Well, society is 1515.

21:27

>> Dan (GM): Okay, go for it. >> James (Velder): M a 30.

21:30

>> Dan (GM): 30. Okay, cool. Always worth knowing what your lore skill is because

21:33

the DC on lore rolls is lower than the DC on, skill

21:36

rolls. So if you have a lore, if you ever come across something, you're

21:39

like, oh, I've got blacksmithing law. It's always better to do that than

21:42

crafting if you work stuff out. >> James (Velder): Okay. >> Dan (GM): Always worth knowing. However, with that role, it's enough to note you kind of

21:47

have a. You spend your go flipping through them all.

21:49

these look like they are, they are the funeral rites. The burial

21:55

rites of lots of, of,

21:58

lots of different civilizations from the age of

22:01

darkness, which is an age thousands of years

22:04

ago from, sort of ancient lost burial rites of

22:07

ancient civilizations, civilizations that would probably have been

22:09

around back when the harrow realm was first

22:12

created. they are probably worth some money to

22:15

a collector. they're not magical, however.

22:18

>> James (Velder): Interesting. All right, I'll fold those away then.

22:20

>> Dan (GM): Nice little thing there. >> James (Velder): And nothing else? Nothing. I just.

22:24

>> Dan (GM): No, nothing else. Kara gor, you're standing in a sarcophagus with Velda, who's

22:29

looking through books. Fulton standing next to you on the ground being clawed at,

22:32

and Bubber is flying in the air. >> Scott (Karagor): I just reach over and haul Fulton into the

22:36

sarcophagus. >> James (Velder): No, he's happy. They feed him. Apparently

22:39

I am. >> Scott (Karagor): I do that. >> Dan (GM): He reacts like he's being lifted like a baby from that

22:46

range. >> James (Velder): You can resist if you want.

22:49

>> Scott (Karagor): I pat his back. >> Dan (GM): Oh, of course.

22:54

>> Scott (Karagor): Put me in the sarcophagus. >> Dan (GM): Oh, there's now three of you in the sarcophagus.

22:58

>> Scott (Karagor): Are we. Is that. That's. That's

23:01

all, Threat is past, right? >> Dan (GM): The hands haven't stopped. The hands are still,

23:05

like, clawing at the, sarcophagus, trying to get at you,

23:08

but you are. While you are in here, safe

23:12

fell the roses. >> Scott (Karagor): But how long does spell last for?

23:15

>> James (Velder): I'm not entirely sure, but, Yeah, not entirely sure. I'm not a

23:21

necromancer. This is a necromancer spell. So in order

23:24

to put that to. >> Ross (Folton): Rest once, me think you doth protest too much.

23:28

>> Dan (GM): Yeah. >> James (Velder): I mean, I'm literally stood in a sarcophagus in the middle of a graveyard with

23:31

scrabbling hands around me. I mean, if ever I was going to show that I was a

23:34

necromancer, would be now. >> Ross (Folton): Maybe you did the spell.

23:37

>> Scott (Karagor): Eh, we wait five minutes. >> James (Velder): Maybe I did. And as he does that, he flies up in

23:42

the air and goes by. >> Dan (GM): okay, I'm having a. Wait a minute.

23:46

>> Ross (Folton): We're sort of. >> Dan (GM): We're out of combat rounds, but we'll go back into them. If any of you set

23:50

foot, into where the hands are for the most.

23:53

>> James (Velder): Keep making that clicking noise. Felder just flies away, okay. And

23:56

goes under the bridge. >> Dan (GM): Velder, you fly away and fly back over, kind of

24:00

land on the bridge, on the other side. Bubble, what you doing? While you're

24:03

airborne, you're gonna go with. >> Ross (Folton): Velder or Bubba's hovering above this sarkoff.

24:07

>> Dan (GM): Okay, how. How long does fly last for?

24:09

>> James (Velder): Well, my wings lasted ten minutes, actually, so,

24:13

>> Dan (GM): Ten minutes. >> James (Velder): Okay, ten minutes. >> Dan (GM): You, you go and hover above the sarcophagus that Fulton

24:17

and, Karrago are in. >> Ross (Folton): I'm in a light, like a lying down stance.

24:21

>> Dan (GM): Okay. >> Ross (Folton): Like I'm flying, hovering in the air, but like, as if

24:25

I'm laying. >> Dan (GM): As if you're laying. Yeah, beautiful.

24:27

>> Ross (Folton): With my head on my elbow. >> Dan (GM): Yeah.

24:30

>> Ross (Folton): Scratching it because there's mosquito bites. >> Dan (GM): Yeah.

24:32

>> Ross (Folton): yeah, like, lounge in, laying. >> Dan (GM): Like one of our french girls.

24:35

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah, exactly. Yeah. >> Dan (GM): Okay, cool. >> Ross (Folton): It's quite sexy.

24:38

>> Dan (GM): You are lounging by the. Lounging by the other who are standing there.

24:41

You wait five minutes, the hands are still trying to murder you.

24:44

>> Ross (Folton): maybe we can. You cast,

24:46

like, ice or something and we can spot it

24:49

slay. >> Scott (Karagor): I was just thinking that, say, to two great wingless mines.

24:53

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): Oh, you know what? I've got a couple more flies, actually. Probably

24:56

cast them on you, and then we can all fly out of it.

24:59

>> James (Velder): How are you? Do you. Nothing.

25:01

>> Ross (Folton): I'm spontaneous. >> Scott (Karagor): You mean I could fly?

25:05

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. Let me have a look. How many I've

25:07

got. >> Scott (Karagor): You know what came closer than the ability to fly a while back and

25:11

I chose not to. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, I've got two flies.

25:14

>> James (Velder): Why did you choose not to? >> Ross (Folton): I've got two flies left.

25:17

>> Scott (Karagor): Choose to fly or something came with. >> Dan (GM): I think there's one tree on the human thing where you could

25:21

basically get spelled in my I ten. If has pre rex where you have to like get

25:24

the lower level spells until you build up to it. >> Ross (Folton): But mine, is five minutes. So mine m would have

25:29

worn off. >> Dan (GM): Now Bubba's dropped out.

25:32

Barbara is now lying sexily in. In the

25:35

sarcophagus with. >> Ross (Folton): Oh, shit. I've only got two left.

25:39

>> Ross (Folton): Who do you like more?

25:41

>> Ross (Folton): I guess I could cast it on one of you, and then

25:44

you could carry the other one. >> Dan (GM): Or you could.

25:49

>> Scott (Karagor): You could use your innate

25:52

natural talent. >> Ross (Folton): I can't fly.

25:54

>> James (Velder): Mmm. >> Scott (Karagor): Can't you? >> Ross (Folton): No, I'm a good

25:58

acrobat, but I'm. >> Scott (Karagor): Not a lot of your bones. Carry on.

26:02

Is he heavy? >> Dan (GM): he's light. In the vault, I'm like five

26:07

foot. >> James (Velder): Veldica, four foot flying. flapping

26:10

over. It's like, oh, my wings last ten minutes. And, I've got

26:13

fly. >> Scott (Karagor): So how do you.

26:18

>> Ross (Folton): But you mean you have also. >> James (Velder): Learned how to do this? Cuz I'm still looking.

26:24

>> Scott (Karagor): No, it's amazing. But how do you. What's the follow through on that?

26:27

>> Ross (Folton): No, he said he's got fly. >> James (Velder): I have fly as a spell as well.

26:30

>> Ross (Folton): So we can. >> James (Velder): So we've got loads of flies.

26:33

>> Ross (Folton): I can fly me and then fly one of you and he can fly the other one.

26:36

>> Scott (Karagor): Hang on. Don't you want to try icing a line so we can

26:39

bobsleigh? That's cool. >> James (Velder): I've got. I mean, I've got. Because I was thinking like wall of

26:43

fire. Like sort of do a little wall thing. You can run down it

26:46

dramatically. But I don't think this can affect. >> Ross (Folton): The sled on fire.

26:50

>> James (Velder): Yeah, I don't have the. The

26:52

slidey ice you got.

26:54

>> Scott (Karagor): You always. Icing spells. You've got loads of ice spells.

26:57

>> James (Velder): Not so much anymore. >> Ross (Folton): Your wings are running out in four minutes now. So.

27:01

>> James (Velder): Yes. Anyway, poof. I cast spell

27:04

on, Fulton. >> Ross (Folton): Oh.

27:09

>> James (Velder): Okay. >> Ross (Folton): Like three times before.

27:11

>> James (Velder): Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): Every time you're still like, whoa.

27:16

>> Dan (GM): Just never got used to it.

27:19

>> James (Velder): Like. Right. I'm gonna go back over the bridge. All

27:21

right. Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): I can't fly. On myself.

27:24

>> James (Velder): Why are you swimming through the air like that? >> Ross (Folton): I don't know how it works.

27:28

>> Ross (Folton): You've done it three times before. >> James (Velder): You've seen me fly a thousand times.

27:32

>> Ross (Folton): I cast fly on

27:34

cargo. Felipe, is Philippe with us?

27:37

>> Dan (GM): No. Philips Phillips. Wait. Back on the bridge.

27:40

>> James (Velder): Philippe's in the middle of the snake again with a horse and soapy and

27:43

stuff. >> Scott (Karagor): Fly, karakor, fly kara gor steps,

27:47

up into the air, with his kukri drawn like Peter pan.

27:50

as I take off into the air, I just, snag a little

27:53

grappling hook arrow onto fulton's belt. So we're

27:56

just in tow. Like a balloon just pulling with us.

27:59

>> Dan (GM): Terry Milan, I love that you've seen

28:02

me fly someone. My brother tried to teach me to ski

28:05

by saying, just do it like I'm doing and stop falling over.

28:08

>> Ross (Folton): Wow. >> Dan (GM): Thanks, man. super helpful.

28:12

You, tow Fulton, waving around.

28:15

And you will make you, you will fight. Fly back over the

28:17

bridge, past where the morning

28:20

choir is still sitting around having us in

28:23

a circle crying with two vipers.

28:25

Oh, a horse balls. there

28:28

was soapy. >> James (Velder): Just, just, for do that before my spell runs out. Can I just

28:33

float over and just see if there's anything else that the

28:37

dude had? >> Ross (Folton): the sword, by the way.

28:40

my inevitable disaster would probably kick in around now,

28:43

so. >> Dan (GM): Great. >> Ross (Folton): Actually, it would have kicked. >> James (Velder): Seconds.

28:48

>> Ross (Folton): but just shits and giggles while you're there. >> James (Velder): Did he have anything?

28:52

>> Ross (Folton): Just. Why just waited. >> James (Velder): It should have got off in 12 seconds. Just wait, like seven

28:56

minutes. >> Dan (GM): Yeah, just. >> James (Velder): Just to wait. >> Scott (Karagor): Got a velder safe lock.

29:01

>> Dan (GM): Just a massive safe. lands on Velda while you're

29:04

looking. So you go up, you have a look,

29:11

you look through it all and, as you reach down to look at the, the crumple remains of

29:19

it, a claw flash. Its

29:22

claw flashes up at you as it makes its

29:24

final spite. Gets to make one last

29:27

attack. Once it's dead, the claw

29:30

lashes out at you. that's a 37. Oh,

29:33

yeah, that's a hit clerk's number. >> Ross (Folton): Imagine build a died.

29:39

>> Dan (GM): I'm just gonna, You take, eleven.

29:44

>> Ross (Folton): Wondered why. >> Dan (GM): Damage and give me a fortitude

29:49

save. >> James (Velder): Oh, good sec.

29:55

A fortitude save. A.

29:57

>> Dan (GM): Yes. Would you go back for. >> Scott (Karagor): We've got the token, right?

30:00

>> James (Velder): we have. It's just wonder if you've got any good stuff. 29.

30:03

>> Dan (GM): A, 29. You pass,

30:08

which means you don't become drained.

30:12

However, from hitting you with the thing, the

30:15

creature gains temporary hit points. The

30:18

barricade starts to climb back,

30:22

its eyes open. >> Ross (Folton): again, it starts to get Indiana Jones and

30:26

the temple of dooms

30:30

his eyes. >> James (Velder): I don't want to cast sudden bolt.

30:34

>> Ross (Folton): is it your goal? >> Dan (GM): Well, yes, I think. I think it's

30:39

a roll off between you and the barricade to see which of you.

30:42

>> Ross (Folton): Oh, yeah. >> Dan (GM): sorry. >> James (Velder): He's literally open his eyes and he's pulling himself back together. So just as

30:46

I realize this. Can I just go? >> Dan (GM): Depends if you. It depends if you're quicker off the mark than he.

30:51

>> James (Velder): In that case, I've got. Are we doing in straight initiative?

30:54

Straight initiative that, is 33.

30:59

>> Dan (GM): You react faster than he does. >> James (Velder): Suddenly bolt.

31:03

>> Dan (GM): Sudden bolt. he gets a 30 on reflex, which is

31:06

gonna be a half damage, I think. >> James (Velder): yes.

31:12

Shushing the barrow king. Back to sleep. Back

31:15

to sleep now. >> James (Velder): Oh, my God. Oh, that's 10,

31:21

20, 25. >> Dan (GM): Yeah.

31:24

>> James (Velder): Twelve points here. >> Dan (GM): Beats his nine hit points.

31:26

>> James (Velder): Yeah. >> Dan (GM): Those of you like those you on the shore to see builder

31:30

fly back over the thing, look down, a skeletal hand

31:33

come up and grab his throat for a moment, and then a bot of lightning

31:36

hits it. He just comes flying back. No, no, there

31:39

was no loot. >> James (Velder): There's no loot. I'm fine. Okay.

31:41

>> Ross (Folton): What happened there? What happened there?

31:43

>> James (Velder): Just wanna make sure that we leave anything behind, but let's get that.

31:45

>> Ross (Folton): Let's get the heck out of skeleton ends. >> James (Velder): Yeah. Sorry. Yet some. Oh, yeah, don't do.

31:50

>> Dan (GM): Fulton, the great sword that you found is a plus

31:53

one striking greatsword. So you've probably got, like, a plus one

31:56

striking version of. You got. I think

31:59

you've. It's based like your axe, but it's not ghost touch, I

32:02

think. slightly different damage, but. Yes, go ahead. And

32:04

I know it takes a bit of. It's a bit of a fast. Put runes on, path builder,

32:07

but that's what you got.

32:10

>> Ross (Folton): Thank you. And it's bigger than you serrated?

32:13

>> Dan (GM): It is, yeah, it looks like a. No, it looks like

32:16

the kind of. If. If. I mean, if I said

32:19

just scrub like this, you'll know what it looks like. The kind of greatsword that

32:22

a massive skeleton, you find in a graveyard would have.

32:25

>> Ross (Folton): It looks. >> Dan (GM): Looks nasty. >> James (Velder): You know exactly what kind of it is.

32:28

>> Dan (GM): Yeah. Jaggedy pointy pointy pointy

32:31

rusty rusty horrible kind of

32:34

thing. >> Ross (Folton): Have you had a tetanus?

32:37

>> Dan (GM): You. >> James (Velder): He is tetanus. I mean, I got the number stuff. He's

32:40

stabbed himself. >> Dan (GM): You scoo skirt around. Morning.

32:44

Don't say morning glory. Morning choir. And the, and the

32:47

crying animal brigade. and kind of make your way

32:50

a little way back out of the, house. >> James (Velder): So be doing piece.

32:53

>> Dan (GM): Sophie's being cuddled. Pretty comforted. >> James (Velder): Imagine Sophie's much longer. Yeah,

32:59

yeah. >> Dan (GM): Pops out, she grabs him, pulls him back. Don't

33:02

leave. And you will skirt around.

33:05

You have gained another token.

33:07

>> Ross (Folton): Yay to the next one. Who was it again? The next

33:13

one. >> James (Velder): We had the demon fens, and, I remembered that one,

33:17

so, you know, it's your turn to remember one. >> Ross (Folton): It's the last one.

33:20

>> James (Velder): Okay, good. Yes. >> Scott (Karagor): Fulton. Yeah, it's a good grace you got there.

33:24

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Scott (Karagor): Can I buy it off ya? >> Ross (Folton): How much?

33:27

>> Scott (Karagor): 17 gold pieces is all I got on me. >> Ross (Folton): No.

33:29

>> Scott (Karagor): Well, technically speaking, you do owe me 300 or something.

33:33

>> Ross (Folton): This great club.

33:35

>> Scott (Karagor): No, see, thing is, what I've noticed is that, I think the greater sword might

33:38

do exactly the same amount of damage as your, Axe.

33:41

>> Ross (Folton): I know, but it's really no need. >> Scott (Karagor): For you to have that. Whereas that great sword is definitely more

33:45

damaged than my great. Even my great club. So I'm willing

33:48

to pay for it. Because you did find it first. >> James (Velder): Are you saying that potentially, its visual aspects might not

33:53

be important on this audio only podcast?

33:56

>> Scott (Karagor): Yes. >> James (Velder): Look, what say you falter? No, wait, wait, wait.

34:00

>> Scott (Karagor): Hang on, hang on. >> Ross (Folton): Well, you don't know.

34:02

>> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, it's better than mine. No way.

34:05

>> James (Velder): Hang on, hang on. It's better than mine. >> Ross (Folton): Two D, twelve plus six.

34:10

>> Scott (Karagor): You know it's better than mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Dan (GM): Ah. >> Ross (Folton): All right. I'll give it to you on

34:14

an iou of 250 gold

34:19

pieces. Plus those 17. >> Ross (Folton): Why you just give it to him?

34:23

>> James (Velder): Literally. I mean, as I remember, he picked it up first

34:26

anyway. >> Ross (Folton): No, he didn't. >> Ross (Folton): And he's your mate. If I was me, I'd give it.

34:29

>> Ross (Folton): I got dragged into hell. >> Scott (Karagor): That was your fault.

34:32

>> Ross (Folton): You said you like the hands. >> James (Velder): They gave you things.

34:37

>> Dan (GM): How about they gave one like they're slipping drugs into

34:41

just across the border, mate. >> Ross (Folton): There you go, mate. Here's a fiverr.

34:45

>> James (Velder): It's a bit of bacon for you, mate. >> Ross (Folton): How'd you like pocket, mate? See you later.

34:49

>> Scott (Karagor): How about 17 gold pieces and an

34:52

iou of something nice? >> James (Velder): Oh, you do like nice things.

34:56

>> Ross (Folton): All right, fine. and also.

35:00

>> Scott (Karagor): Yep, go on. >> Ross (Folton): One more thing. That's a non

35:03

negotiable. >> James (Velder): Oh, sugar, that was a good one.

35:09

>> Ross (Folton): You admit I am the

35:11

better fighter than you.

35:14

>> Scott (Karagor): If we're talking about. Just like, in terms of. Because obviously

35:17

you have to. Because I'm not a fighter. I'm a ranger. So, yeah, in that

35:20

sense, all right. >> Ross (Folton): I'm better in a fight than you

35:24

do. >> Scott (Karagor): You know what, Fulton? There was a time

35:27

when I'd contest this hotly. >> Ross (Folton): We're having this conversation as we go the next.

35:32

Where are we going? >> James (Velder): Just to the last one, apparently.

35:34

>> Ross (Folton): That's one. Can we just do a little

35:37

memory, or do we need to, tell us where we're

35:39

going? >> Scott (Karagor): We'll get to some minute, Ross. Just. Just put a pin in it.

35:43

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah? >> Ross (Folton): We haven't seen.

35:47

>> Dan (GM): The only person you haven't seen yet is bramble stone, the prince

35:50

of wolves. >> Ross (Folton): So we're doing this all on the way.

35:52

>> Ross (Folton): We know the location of. >> Dan (GM): You know, then you know that they're somewhere in the briar.

35:56

>> Ross (Folton): Oh, yeah. This is the one that we. >> Dan (GM): Ah. >> Ross (Folton): All right. We go to the briar and I guess.

36:02

>> James (Velder): Well, hang on a second. >> Ross (Folton): We're having this conversation.

36:06

>> James (Velder): Let's have this conversation. >> Ross (Folton): I just wanted to make sure that we're on our way.

36:09

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Scott (Karagor): So, yeah, yeah, sorry. there would have been a long time ago that I

36:13

would have contested that hot layer, but you know what? These days, Fulton,

36:17

you are better in a fight than I am.

36:19

>> James (Velder): And, yeah, there's an intake

36:22

of. >> Ross (Folton): Now dance for

36:25

him. No. >> James (Velder): Give me your shoes.

36:30

>> Ross (Folton): I, want Velda. >> Scott (Karagor): Hang on. >> Ross (Folton): What?

36:33

>> James (Velder): What? I ain't doing shit, bruv.

36:37

>> Scott (Karagor): We'll give you 17 gold pieces, and you and I owe you something

36:40

nice. And I've just told you about five times. >> Ross (Folton): And one more thing.

36:43

>> Scott (Karagor): You can't just add things on. >> Ross (Folton): And one more thing.

36:47

>> Dan (GM): The deer. >> Scott (Karagor): I absorbed this.

36:51

>> Ross (Folton): I put this in my. I put the sword in my hand, and I go

36:54

to give it. You give me a hug.

36:59

>> Scott (Karagor): That's it. >> Dan (GM): He. He's totally gonna stop you.

37:01

>> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, no funny business. >> Ross (Folton): It must be bloodied. You're gonna keep your clothes on,

37:06

yeah. >> Scott (Karagor): Okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get a third party

37:10

to hold the sword. Okay? Vel,

37:13

Bobu, do you mind holding a big, massive sword? >> Ross (Folton): Bubba holds the sword and falls over.

37:17

>> Scott (Karagor): You put it so big in the air.

37:20

>> Ross (Folton): What do you mean? >> Scott (Karagor): We're flying still, aren't we? >> Ross (Folton): No, no.

37:23

>> Scott (Karagor): I imagine that whole transaction happening by moonlight. Like fucking

37:26

et. They're going across the sky.

37:29

>> Dan (GM): You're unable to put the. The, payment in escrow, but you are able to put

37:32

it in that crow. So you give it to.

37:38

>> Scott (Karagor): Come here then. Come here then, lads. And Carol gives him

37:41

a. An unguarded hug.

37:44

>> Ross (Folton): you feel Fulton, like, grab you tight.

37:47

That's it. No, as in like a

37:50

tie to black. >> James (Velder): The sword pierces you both as bubba plunges into

37:55

both your bags. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> James (Velder): Now the sword is mine. Now I am the tracker.

38:00

I am the best fighter. >> Ross (Folton): There you go. Now you can be as good as me.

38:05

>> Scott (Karagor): thanks, Fulton. I genuinely and unironically hope that will in fact be the case.

38:09

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah, we need to

38:12

find out where the Prince of walls is.

38:14

>> James (Velder): I think just as everything else in this world, we'll just wander

38:17

about and eventually we'll find them.

38:19

>> Ross (Folton): We're near the briar now already. >> James (Velder): Look, we've, we have got the cards

38:24

still working it. >> Ross (Folton): What about if we what a wolves

38:28

like? >> James (Velder): I wonder what the wings open car did. I don't

38:31

care. >> Dan (GM): The wing serpent card would have had an effect if you had had to

38:36

fight her, right? Penalties if it turned into a

38:39

fight. But you, you negotiated your way around it very well.

38:42

>> Ross (Folton): Very nice. >> Dan (GM): let me know how you're going to go about finding this.

38:46

>> Ross (Folton): We could call. We could. Can I mimic a wolf?

38:50

>> James (Velder): What we need is a ranger.

38:52

>> Ross (Folton): Oh, yeah. >> James (Velder): Shit. >> Scott (Karagor): Sorry. I was looking a new sword. >> Ross (Folton): Let me mimic a wolf and see if I call

38:56

a wolf. It'll come over gone. >> James (Velder): Then give us your best wolf.

38:59

>> Ross (Folton): hold on, I'm just going to check my. >> Scott (Karagor): We're going to do when the wolf comes over.

39:03

>> Ross (Folton): Well, at least we know it's there and we can talk to him.

39:05

>> James (Velder): That sounds, that sounded just like a lyric. >> Dan (GM): It really.

39:08

>> James (Velder): What you gonna do with the wind cloth comes over, we gonna have some fun.

39:15

Wow. >> Ross (Folton): All right, so this would be a wolf.

39:23

>> Dan (GM): Wolf sleeping. >> James (Velder): Yes. >> Ross (Folton): All right, we're gonna make a performance

39:29

check to call a wolf. >> Dan (GM): Make a performance check to how, terrible.

39:33

>> Ross (Folton): Terrible how? >> James (Velder): Like a wolf to try and attract a wolf for some fun.

39:36

>> Ross (Folton): it's 19. Oh.

39:41

>> Dan (GM): A man wearing. A man wearing a wolf suit comes walking

39:43

out of the brambles and says, excuse me, excuse me,

39:46

are you, are you trying to impersonate a wolf? >> Ross (Folton): yes.

39:49

>> Dan (GM): That is, that is absolutely not what a wolf

39:52

sounds like. >> Ross (Folton): Do you know that's one sound. Can you call a wolf for us?

39:54

>> Dan (GM): That is atrocious. As a person who,

39:57

as a person who has an entirely healthy,

40:00

pastime of dressing like an animal, I,

40:04

think that is absolutely outrageous that you would, you, would

40:07

impersonate a wolf like that. >> Ross (Folton): How many people drawing around with?

40:10

>> Dan (GM): Enough. >> Ross (Folton): I have our friends, two or three.

40:15

>> Ross (Folton): Why you fuck off. >> Ross (Folton): Hang on. He might know where to be.

40:21

>> James (Velder): Nice. He's probably the only furry community this place has.

40:23

>> Ross (Folton): You know what I mean now if you like wolves, do you know where the wolf

40:26

person lives? What's the wolf person name?

40:29

>> Scott (Karagor): rendi Barrow. Barrow.

40:32

>> James (Velder): Barrow. >> Ross (Folton): King. >> Scott (Karagor): Prince, prince, prince. Wheelie.

40:36

>> James (Velder): Wheelie, wheelie. >> Ross (Folton): You have to understand, Dana. >> James (Velder): Bramble, Bramble.

40:41

>> Ross (Folton): Bramble stone lives. Brambles down

40:44

the wolf person, she has. >> Dan (GM): Sadism of the first. You wrote this world of

40:49

me like, and there is one furry and he

40:52

has no friends. >> James (Velder): Thou shalt tell him to fuck off if he comes

40:57

near. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah. >> Dan (GM): I will, maybe I will fuck off then.

41:08

>> James (Velder): I respect the fairy community, even if it's a solo.

41:11

Where is Bramble beard? >> Scott (Karagor): Bramble store? Why are you dressed like a

41:16

wolf? >> Ross (Folton): He likes cuz I want to.

41:18

>> Dan (GM): Alright, it's not strange, I know.

41:20

>> Ross (Folton): Are you there? Are you the master? You're the prince of wall?

41:23

>> Dan (GM): Yes. >> Ross (Folton): I thought so. Have you got have you got the

41:26

token? >> Dan (GM): He thinks for a minute goes,

41:30

I will give you a token. >> Ross (Folton): Gone then for, I'll give you it.

41:34

>> Dan (GM): For a few. >> Ross (Folton): I have a quest, all right? The quest is

41:38

to give me the. >> Dan (GM): Talk, you quest, is you will come to

41:41

me, come to fable with me to the

41:44

convention I'm organizing, and be my friends.

41:48

>> James (Velder): I'm afraid we've been asked, we've been asked to steal grubs

41:51

and kill gods, but that's too much, my

41:53

friend. >> Scott (Karagor): How about why don't we we'll

41:57

fly you for the podcast, okay? You take that flyer

42:00

and say you know us and then that will attract lots of

42:03

things, but is it really the

42:05

conspiracy? It's not conspirator, is it? >> Ross (Folton): This ain't the geezer we're looking for now, this is not the wolf we're looking for.

42:10

>> James (Velder): Oh no. Bear in mind that most of the people have held the

42:13

tokens we've actually slain to get their tokens.

42:16

So are you willing to fight us in combat?

42:19

>> Dan (GM): Excuse me, I've just left the kettle on in this

42:21

bush. He kind of slowly walks into a bush and then you hear

42:24

the sounds of a man in a wolfsuit running away. >> James (Velder): Right, good.

42:27

>> Ross (Folton): I didn't think it was. >> James (Velder): No, let's leave the fairy to his own existence.

42:31

>> Ross (Folton): The wolfing ain't gonna work. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, see you later.

42:35

>> Dan (GM): a noble quest. >> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, okay, right.

42:38

>> Ross (Folton): Wait, hold on, what's gonna. I gave you that

42:40

sword and I think it's actually more powerful.

42:44

Is it a straight, is it greater, or is it just a

42:47

normal strike? >> Scott (Karagor): Stats on your thing when you regular strike.

42:50

>> James (Velder): Okay, great

42:52

sword. Too late.

42:55

>> Scott (Karagor): Not great. I know it's not great. >> Ross (Folton): You can't be a taker. Backer.

42:58

>> James (Velder): Even. Even if it was, that would be so

43:01

mean. All the hugs and the rubbish to be

43:04

like, I want it back. >> Scott (Karagor): how do I do the trader thing of, like, upping the price by three

43:09

times? >> James (Velder): Three high hugs? never been

43:13

done. >> Ross (Folton): Tracker. we need to track a wolf.

43:15

>> Scott (Karagor): Okay, I've got a name, but, you

43:18

know. >> Ross (Folton): Do you know what I thought you took to me?

43:20

>> Scott (Karagor): Oh. >> James (Velder): Oh. >> Scott (Karagor): So are you talking to Bubba?

43:23

>> Ross (Folton): No. No, I was talking to Carica. >> Scott (Karagor): Were you?

43:26

>> James (Velder): All right, now's your moment.

43:29

>> Ross (Folton): Come on, carriage. >> James (Velder): You can do this.

43:31

>> Scott (Karagor): No, I'm gonna roll it with the real dice as well. Not even on Pathfinder.

43:34

>> Ross (Folton): You can do this, carriage. >> Scott (Karagor): All I've got to do is roll above

43:39

ten. >> Ross (Folton): Thunder the cards.

43:43

>> Scott (Karagor): It's a natural 20. >> James (Velder): Wow.

43:50

>> Scott (Karagor): Gotta find me a wolf. It should be the easiest fucking thing.

43:53

I've done it fucking loads. >> Dan (GM): You can do it, surely, after.

43:57

So you search through and dance is. >> Scott (Karagor): Written in furry ambush.

44:02

>> James (Velder): Yeah. It turns out there's a massive furry community

44:04

within. >> Dan (GM): It's really weird that, huh? Like, half the book. It's like it

44:09

really takes a turn. Adventure. It gets very

44:12

furry. >> James (Velder): Yeah. >> Ross (Folton): The prince is there having quite a lot of fun.

44:18

>> Dan (GM): right. You make your way, you make way

44:21

through the briar until you cut. Until

44:25

you see the sign. you see signs of cracked

44:28

branches after a while, as if something. As if

44:31

something big has moved through here.

44:35

>> James (Velder): It was us in the dinosaurs. >> Dan (GM): Come back to where you were.

44:41

As you're kind of. As you're looking around, you hear

44:43

a, cara Gore. You realize you hear a cracking of branches

44:46

and a splintering, of wood. And you realize something

44:49

big is coming towards all of you.

44:52

>> Scott (Karagor): I silently hold up a fist, knowing full well that my team will know

44:55

exactly what that means. >> Dan (GM): How does the team react?

44:58

>> Ross (Folton): I stop. >> James (Velder): Well, I bel. Stops. He's like, yeah, I think we can hear

45:02

it. >> Scott (Karagor): No, Dan said, I can hear it.

45:04

>> James (Velder): Oh, but, it sounds like something big coming through. Snapping.

45:07

>> Scott (Karagor): And Dan said I could hear it. Stop dming me.

45:10

>> James (Velder): I can't hear you. Dan can I hear it.

45:13

>> Dan (GM): You can hear it when Kargor tells you.

45:15

>> James (Velder): All right, Velda stops.

45:18

>> Dan (GM): Stop stealing the other kid's sweets.

45:21

>> James (Velder): And by the way, I want that. >> Scott (Karagor): Sword you can carry.

45:25

Gorg stabs him.

45:28

okay, cool. I gestured for everyone to get back. And then

45:31

silently, I mouth, coming this way. Move

45:34

to the rest of the guys. >> Dan (GM): you look, As you crouch. As you crouch down and watch,

45:40

you see, some trees fall and then you

45:43

see a, you see a cottage

45:46

making its way through the

45:49

forest. >> Ross (Folton): It's, a cozy cabin.

45:52

>> Dan (GM): It does indeed walk in. >> Ross (Folton): Cozy cabin.

45:54

>> Dan (GM): It doesn't need look. Cozy. It looks a,

45:58

it looks like a picturesque,

46:01

garish red and yellow cottage

46:04

with little thatched roof with banners with a rabbit's

46:07

paw on them, fluttering from all four corners of

46:09

it. it is, it is

46:12

moving through the forest as if it's being part, as

46:15

if it's kind of being passed from branch to branch, just

46:18

knocking trees aside as it does. it

46:21

moves past you through the forest, and

46:24

then settles a little way ahead at, which point the

46:26

forest seems to recede away from it. and

46:29

a lush green lawn sprouts up all around

46:32

it, and flower beds,

46:35

trumpets. Ah. Start playing a merry. Start playing a

46:38

triumphant tune around it.

46:42

and you, you can hear.

46:46

You start hearing something from a head. You can be

46:49

like, bloody. Leave me alone.

46:54

stop chasing me, you bastard.

46:58

>> Scott (Karagor): Through the bushes to see what that is. >> Dan (GM): Peering through the bushes,

47:03

you, can see a figure, a

47:06

shadowy figure on the branches of a

47:08

tree on the edge of this clearing. It appears to be

47:11

shouting at the house, stop following me. M stop. I'm on

47:17

a quest. Your prick.

47:20

>> Scott (Karagor): What is the figure? >> Dan (GM): It's hard to tell from this distance. It's kind of. It's

47:24

up in the canopy. You can see a bit of fur.

47:32

>> Scott (Karagor): Okay, you. I'll do that. You address it like you normally

47:35

do. Okay, Carol, go stealth.

47:38

>> Dan (GM): Okay. You go to stealth. give me a stealth check.

47:41

>> James (Velder): Ah. >> Scott (Karagor): There it is. There it is.

47:46

>> Dan (GM): And we're back. >> Scott (Karagor): that would be a total of 20.

47:49

>> Dan (GM): Okay, dirty 20. You can't start creeping

47:51

around to try and get closer. What the rest of you do?

47:54

>> Ross (Folton): Good day. >> James (Velder): Hello. >> Dan (GM): Step out into the clearing.

47:58

>> Scott (Karagor): Bloody hell. >> Dan (GM): there's a, there's a flash from inside the,

48:02

from up in the branches. and then a flash in front of

48:05

you and appearing out of thin air in front of

48:08

you is a rabbit. it is

48:11

standing on its hind legs. it

48:13

is about four

48:16

foot something. it was wearing

48:19

ace. It's wearing a kind of a doublet

48:21

and a, swing. A doublet, a little

48:24

crown, a cape.

48:27

And it is holding in, some boots. And holding it in one

48:30

hand, it has a broken sword. In one hand he

48:32

goes, who? Hold it there.

48:35

>> James (Velder): Hello. >> Dan (GM): Ah. >> James (Velder): Ah. Felt this. Flicks the rabbit prince.

48:39

>> Dan (GM): Cards. you flick a card at it. The card,

48:45

indeed. Boom. The

48:48

card activates. and, Cool.

48:54

He, is going to he's putting a penalty on that

48:57

rabbit. the rabbit steps forward and

49:00

says, who are you chasing? Me? I love you know. I

49:05

love you know. I'll duel you. >> Ross (Folton): What's your name, good sir?

49:09

>> Dan (GM): My name's, Bramble stone. Bramble

49:12

stone? The prince of, rabbits. Ah. >> Ross (Folton): bramble stone. We've been looking for you.

49:16

>> Ross (Folton): I thought he was a prince of wolves. >> Scott (Karagor): Well, the other episode we just made. The

49:21

wolf. >> Dan (GM): No, you were. You were told it by Bernadetti. But you, you

49:26

were like. I probably was lying to us. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, we were told you were a wolf.

49:31

>> Dan (GM): I'm not a bloody wolf. You saying I'm a

49:33

pervert? Like that fellow who dresses like wolves?

49:36

>> Ross (Folton): We saw him earlier, you know. I mean, we don't want to kink shame him,

49:39

but. >> James (Velder): So you're not. >> Dan (GM): Well, I do. >> James (Velder): You're not.

49:42

>> Dan (GM): I'm unreasonable. >> James (Velder): It's fair play. so you're not wearing a fur suit. You're actually a

49:46

rabbit? >> Dan (GM): Yes. >> James (Velder): Oh, I see. >> Dan (GM): A rabbit.

49:48

>> Ross (Folton): Is that your, house?

49:51

>> Dan (GM): I, bloody wish it weren't. >> Ross (Folton): Why do you wish it weren't?

49:53

>> Dan (GM): Piss off, house. The house shuffles a bit closer

49:56

to him. He's like, no, piss off. >> Ross (Folton): Why don't you want a house? There.

49:59

>> Dan (GM): This all ground it, it's

50:02

insistent on paying homage to me as a. As a

50:05

prince. >> Ross (Folton): That's good, though. Isn't it nice in it?

50:07

>> Dan (GM): No. I'm tired of a soft life.

50:10

I want adventure. I want to adventure beyond the

50:13

realm. I want to adventure out and see the

50:16

world outside and go on great quest. But

50:18

comfort and luxury follows me everywhere. Sorry, I keep

50:21

interrupting me. >> Ross (Folton): Yes, I do. I'm sorry, but I thought. I keep thinking you're

50:25

finishing. >> Ross (Folton): Do you want us to kill the house?

50:28

>> Ross (Folton): No. You could relinquish your

50:31

crown. >> Ross (Folton): Shaking her head at me. >> Ross (Folton): You could relinquish your crown to

50:36

me, and

50:39

then you can go off and do the things you want to

50:42

do. >> Dan (GM): Every other member of the party quietly pressing the silent

50:47

alarm of casino crown. >> James (Velder): get the tranquilizer. I want to be

50:53

king. >> Dan (GM): you can't. You can't kill the house.

51:01

It'll still find me. Lose

51:04

the house for years. >> Ross (Folton): But if you lose the title, then you lose

51:08

the house and you can go on your way. Use that

51:11

sword for adventure. Fighting and

51:14

things. We literally just come from

51:17

an adventure. We kill,

51:20

the thing, and there was loads of

51:23

hands grabbing us. >> Dan (GM): Hello. Do you say he's immediately like, flips?

51:27

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah, an adventure. >> Dan (GM): Tell me about your adventure.

51:31

>> Ross (Folton): Well, there was one time

51:33

I sent a lot. we went on a venture

51:36

in city, and there was this

51:39

evil kind of man. Big fat

51:42

guy. >> Dan (GM): Oh, you tell the story so well.

51:45

>> James (Velder): He's quite the storyteller, I can tell you that much.

51:47

He's not even embellishing it either. We did go to a city, and there was

51:50

a fat man. >> Ross (Folton): And then it's based on a true story.

51:55

>> James (Velder): Hollywood are very interested. >> Ross (Folton): And then he was, like, oppressing the people, and I

52:01

got the people to revolt against him. And then we had to do a

52:04

heist, and we had to wear, >> James (Velder): Like, that's the event you're talking about.

52:06

>> Ross (Folton): Yeah. Yeah. Then we had a. We had to wear, like,

52:09

waiter outfits. And then we went into the.

52:12

The stacks, they were called at the time.

52:15

I don't know if that's called that now. No,

52:18

it's an apartment block now. >> James (Velder): Right. >> Dan (GM): Okay.

52:20

>> James (Velder): It's all gentrified these days, kamaga. No one can

52:23

live there. The rents are so expensive. >> Ross (Folton): anyway, yeah, so that's one.

52:28

You want another one? >> Dan (GM): That's a hell of a story.

52:31

>> James (Velder): Another venture. We, we went to the, Yeah,

52:34

well, >> Ross (Folton): Oh, come on. >> James (Velder): What? I'm trying to think.

52:37

>> Dan (GM): Tell a better story, you prick. >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, tell a better story.

52:40

>> James (Velder): We went to the God's garden and, killed the remains of the God that you

52:43

didn't kill. Were you one of the conspirators?

52:45

>> Dan (GM): Hi. Aye, I was one of the conspirators. I remember that

52:48

day. We all. I had to be talked into it.

52:51

I didn't want to. It were, It was a Zarian and the

52:54

night peddler. That really pushed the idea of it.

52:56

But I wanted to be free, you know? I

52:59

wanted a chance to. To get out from my own story and see

53:02

the world for myself. >> Ross (Folton): How about we. If we,

53:08

If we can get, you out of this world,

53:11

then you give us your token. >> Dan (GM): Interesting. Aye.

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>> Ross (Folton): And then you can go on an adventure in the real

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world. >> Dan (GM): there's a problem. You see, what I can't get? Just give you

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my token. My token is my crown.

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>> Ross (Folton): And just take it off. >> Dan (GM): No. Honor dictates that I cannot simply give

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this to a lesser man. >> Ross (Folton): So you have to fight.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Cara Gore, at this point, would like to. Snuck up

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to, Barrow. Bramble stone, please.

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>> Dan (GM): Let's get a. Let's get

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a. >> Scott (Karagor): 27.

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>> Dan (GM): 27. He wheels around on you before

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you cross half the lawn towards him. Holding up the sword.

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Try to sneak up on me, would you? >> Scott (Karagor): Yep.

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>> Dan (GM): I've got the ears of a rabbit.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Oh, that's good. >> Ross (Folton): I challenge you to a

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jewel for your crown.

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>> Dan (GM): Interesting, you say? Interesting.

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A duel of honor, you say? >> Ross (Folton): Yeah, but my mate's gonna do it. Carriga. What

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with his new sword. >> Dan (GM): What? >> Scott (Karagor): We just established that you're the better fighter.

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I'm half a rogue. I can't fight with honor carrier.

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>> Ross (Folton): You can do this. >> Scott (Karagor): Well, no, I don't need to.

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>> Ross (Folton): You got believe in yourself, man. >> James (Velder): What you need,

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you've lacking. This is what you need to bring you back on the horse.

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>> Scott (Karagor): No, that's not what he's got. >> James (Velder): It. >> Scott (Karagor): Got all my hit points.

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>> Dan (GM): I, accept, >> Scott (Karagor): Oh, bollocks.

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>> Ross (Folton): Where are you in your hip? >> Scott (Karagor): It's not too far off, but still, I bet he's

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fucking insanely good.

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>> James (Velder): He's gonna be Quincy. >> Scott (Karagor): You were gonna do it.

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>> Dan (GM): Shit. >> Ross (Folton): Just, when I challenge you to deal.

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>> James (Velder): With my friend, what weapon do you

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choose, my friend? >> Scott (Karagor): Just pick me up and hit me.

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>> Ross (Folton): We got, We played the card, haven't we?

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>> Dan (GM): Here at a disadvantage, so, he's taking

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a minus. He's taken a minus two to any,

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He's taken a minus two to two saves against any emotion

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effect. minus two on will saves versus any emotion effect.

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>> James (Velder): That's gonna be real useful in the upcoming fight.

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Yeah, he ain't gonna get very emotional. >> Dan (GM): Server, anything that plays into his emotions. that's

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gonna. That's, gonna be useful on it. All right, here, he takes a step back, tree, sword in hand,

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and says. Any last words? You

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bastard. >> Ross (Folton): Fuck. >> James (Velder): Fuck you.

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>> Dan (GM): You bastard. Utterly indignant.

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Very well, very well. We

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fight to surrender. The winner takes

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the crown. and with that,

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he. He launches himself forward.

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Carrigal, roll initiative. >> Ross (Folton): At least I be a quick, because it's just two of you scouts.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Warning for myself. a 27.

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>> Dan (GM): Okay, he goes first.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Yeah. Fucking hell,

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it's fast. >> Dan (GM): Okay. so he.

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Oh, Jesus. >> Ross (Folton): Okay, that's a good sound.

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>> Dan (GM): Yeah, so he first,

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the first thing he does, he disappears.

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>> James (Velder): It's a, good start. >> Ross (Folton): Can velder use himself,

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Belv? >> James (Velder): Oh, that wouldn't be honorable, would it, son? Honorable

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jewel. Yeah. >> Scott (Karagor): Fulton. He agreed to fight with honor.

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>> James (Velder): Yes. Well done, Fulton. >> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, well done, Fulton.

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>> James (Velder): yeah, Fulton. >> Scott (Karagor): Fulton. >> Ross (Folton): No, seriously?

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>> James (Velder): Cool, man. >> Dan (GM): It could be us in there. >> James (Velder): Yeah, yeah, fuck that.

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He's a bunch of spells. >> Dan (GM): That's a 32 against your flat footed ac.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Yep. >> Dan (GM): Does he have sneak attack?

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>> James (Velder): I mean, he's only a rabbit. >> Dan (GM): Oh, that's good.

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so you are out of. You are

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stabbed in the side, by an invisible force.

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And you take, you take 14 points of piercing damage. It just

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unseen force stabs you. You look round, whatever it is, you.

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You can kind of. You can feel where it came from,

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but you don't see anything. >> Scott (Karagor): Doesn't drop invisibility once it's made in offensive action.

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>> Dan (GM): It does not. This particular

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invisibility does not drop when he makes an offensive action.

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>> James (Velder): Oh, great. >> Scott (Karagor): Oh, great. So some kind of heightened, ultra magical

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invisibility. Cool, great, cool. >> James (Velder): Yeah, that's okay. Cause you've got jaggedy sword.

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>> Dan (GM): All right, jaggedy sword, it's, your go.

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>> Scott (Karagor): You'll be pleased to know that I have absolutely nothing for that.

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>> Dan (GM): Sweet. >> Scott (Karagor): And, what happens if I was trying to swing at the space that

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immediately? >> Dan (GM): So you would attack at it, but it's, because he's hidden from you.

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it's a DC eleven flat check. So you make an. You make

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an attack and then you roll a,

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And then you roll a 50 50 chance of whether it hits or not.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Can I. >> Dan (GM): Any attack, anything that targets an individual.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Okay, I assuming hunt prey doesn't work on

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something I can't see. >> Dan (GM): I think it probably does.

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I think because, you know, you've seen him,

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m so I think that's fair to hump prey on him.

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>> Scott (Karagor): Okay, well, join me to

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make the check and then all the attack. >> Dan (GM): Go on, give me the check. Give me the check. will make

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m. yeah, make m. The. The, You might as well roll a D 20 with your attack

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and just. Or just roll the attack, then roll

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20. >> Scott (Karagor): All right. I just. It doesn't matter to 20 anyway.

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2020 to hit. >> Dan (GM): Yeah, yeah, 20 to hit. Oh, that's. Oh, yeah,

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yeah. >> Scott (Karagor): So that's one attack.

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>> James (Velder): Okay, okay, got. You got two

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more attacks. >> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one's a 24 to hit.

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>> Dan (GM): 24, that's, That's a miss. >> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I

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hunted prey, so that's my two actions gone. >> Dan (GM): Yeah, yeah.

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>> James (Velder): Strong. A strong, strong round. >> Ross (Folton): Strong.

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>> James (Velder): But we can do. >> Scott (Karagor): When I die, Fulton, I'm gonna m haunt the

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fucking shit out of you. >> Ross (Folton): I will take my sword.

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>> Dan (GM): You look odd, seriously, as Kara

59:44

Gord just gets stabbed from nowhere and is just

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flailing around, at, the. >> Ross (Folton): Can I say something?

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>> Dan (GM): You could absolutely say something. >> Ross (Folton): Why don't you come out and fight like a real

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prince? >> Scott (Karagor): Yeah, that's a shitbag thing to say now, you fucking Belle

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end. >> Dan (GM): Yeah, I'll come out. I'll

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come out after I've defeated him, I'll defeat

1:00:03

all of you, and then I'll be the pr. I'm

1:00:06

already the prince. Well, that's where we leave it for tonight.

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