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Greetings and salutations, scholar-warriors
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and fellow travelers. It is I, CJ,
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here to share with you
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another dose of dangerous
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history.
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And this episode is going to feature
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my talk
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from a few weeks ago at
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the 2023 Florida
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State Libertarian Party Convention.
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And the talk is about the
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seminal leader, Osceola, who
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I very much admire and
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who I see as a hero
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as both a Florida man and
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a libertarian.
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And this was a really neat event
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and I had a lot of fun. And
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I want to say a big thank you to
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Lisa,
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who is, I forget her exact
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position, but she's very
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involved with the Florida LP
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organization
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and has been a DHP listener
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for quite a while and was
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the main person behind inviting
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me and helping me, you know,
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to get there and
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the logistics and all that sort of stuff. So
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Lisa, thank you very much. I appreciate it.
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And also I want to say thanks as well to Patrick,
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who is, I believe, the
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chairman. And if he's not the chairman, he's
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something pretty high up in the Florida
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Mises caucus of the
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state LP.
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And Patrick also helped me to get
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there and, you know, contributed towards my expenses
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and things. So Patrick,
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thank you very much as well.
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And I won't get into too much detail here other
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than to say,
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man, it's continued to be a difficult
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last few weeks for me since
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I put out the last DHP episode.
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Just a series of unfortunate
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events, you know, personal and family
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and so on and so forth. And
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it's just continued to be a very rough stretch for me.
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The one good news about
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all that that I have to report is
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is that I am still on
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the wagon. As of the
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recording of this intro, I
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am 89 days booze free
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by the time this,
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and then
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the audio of my talk, you know, put together
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into a finished product as a podcast episode
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is published, I'll probably be 90 or a little
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past 90 days booze free.
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But as of right now, when I'm recording this
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intro, I'm at 89 days
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no booze. So
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despite the many stresses
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and problems and hardships I've been dealing with in
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recent weeks, at least
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I've managed to not,
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I've been tempted a few times, I'll tell you, but
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at least I've managed to not
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hit the bottle again and make things
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even worse. But
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I hope you're doing better than I've
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been doing lately. And
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if you haven't been, if you've been dealing
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with various problems and crises and things as
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well, then I sympathize
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and I feel for you. But
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Resnick book. And
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it's not Santiago. It's a Mike Resnick
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but not one I've
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one that combines space Western
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been pretty tough times lately for
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But anyway without further ado here
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is my talk on Osceola delivered
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several weeks ago at the Florida State
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LP convention.
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My topic is going to be the
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guy on my shirt. It's always
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handy when you can wear the shirt of
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whatever you're talking about to go speak
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in an event or something. So how
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many are actually Florida residents currently?
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Okay
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that's good. How many Florida
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natives? Makes
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two of us. Born on the Georgia
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border or born in
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a plane flying over Florida? Okay
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all right it's amazing
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to me how how few Floridians know their history
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but then again I've not spent enough time in other
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states to know like do people
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in Missouri have no clue about the history of Missouri?
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I don't know. But
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Florida is particularly loaded with transplants
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and has been since at least about World War II
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and so a lot of Floridians
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know little or no Florida history and
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to me that's a problem not just because I'm a history dork so
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I think that everybody should know history
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but also you know when you think about
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the possibility even of things
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like
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radical decentralization or even
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secession you know
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I have my dream of the Republic of Florida
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man, and I've got it all planned out like the
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national anthem is gonna be free bird I've got the whole
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thing figured out
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But one of the things that
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Gives people a real willingness
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to stand up on
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behalf of things like you know
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local self-government and home rule and
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Resisting far away imperial encroachments
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and whatever one of the things that gives the people
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it gives people historically The
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kind of backbone to take a stand is
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a sense of their history the history of their place
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the knowledge of land This is something that struck me a lot
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I've studied a fair amount of Irish history, and
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I've back when I was still teaching college history
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I led study abroad groups to Ireland
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three times and
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You know when you look at the history the Irish had
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to try for like 700 years Before
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they finally succeeded in kicking the
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bricks out of you know all but the northern counties
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That takes some real Endurance
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you know and and particularly since a lot of
9:03
that time Ireland
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or sorry England was you know the heart
9:06
of the world's most powerful Empire for much of that
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time and A big part of it
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is I think that the Irish they had a real
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sense of their home their culture
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their history You know they could tell
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you about like ancient kings of Ireland
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going of Brian Baruch or somebody and
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so this love of their Their homeland
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the geography the history the
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myths I think this is
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one of the things that gave them the endurance to
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keep standing up to London
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Despite losing you know
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countless times And so I think it's worth
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especially as more people have fled to Florida recently
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as you know covid refugees and so forth I
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think it's worth if you're not
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a native Floridian or even if you're just you
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are but you're not familiar with the history to Learn about
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it because it's a lot more interesting
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than people might think it didn't start with Disney World
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So if you go back
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to say the
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18th century, so end of the 1700s.
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Florida was nothing like what it was today.
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First off, it was extremely
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lightly populated,
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and it was an imperial frontier
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battleground
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between multiple empires. You
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had the British involved
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in the area, the Spanish, of course, had been involved
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in Florida since the 1500s. You
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know, Ponce de Leon first
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poked around a little bit in 1513,
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but didn't really establish any enduring settlement.
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It wasn't until Pedro Menendez in 1565 that
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the Spanish established a continuous
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presence in St. Augustine.
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And they were there for the next 200 plus years, but
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amazingly, the Spanish,
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despite being here a long time, had a very light footprint.
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They basically had St. Augustine, Pensacola,
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and a handful of tiny little military
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outposts, and for a while some
10:53
religious missions, Franciscans and
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so forth. But they had a very light
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presence.
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And so, as
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a result, they never had control of it the way they had control
11:03
of something like Mexico or something like Cuba.
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In the
11:08
mid-17th century, of course, you had the Seven Years'
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War, which the British won. And
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one of the things that happened as a result of the British victory there
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is Florida got handed over to the British.
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And this is, to Florida history dorks
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like me, this is known as the British period
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in Florida history, creatively enough.
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And
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even the British never really established a
11:29
huge presence in Florida while they ruled it. You
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know, the Spanish still had an influence.
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The British ruled it. Then at the end of the American
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Revolution, the British lost
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that war. And one of the things that happened,
11:41
aside from the 13 colonies getting their independence, is
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Florida got handed back to Spain.
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This is what's known as the Second Spanish
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Period. And they would rule Spain for
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about
11:52
a little shy
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of 40 years after they
11:56
got it back from the British. Of course, during that
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time, you also had now. Another factor
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in the mix, which was a brand
12:03
new empire
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called the United States of America,
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which make no mistake was
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an empire from its very founding, even
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though we don't like to say that. But
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it's been an empire from day one.
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And I could do a whole like two-hour thing just on that, but
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I won't. So, as
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a result, when Spain got Florida
12:25
back, Florida was
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this weird imperial
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battleground where you had the
12:32
British had relinquished it, but they still had a presence.
12:34
There were still British traders and sort of agents
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and things operating in Florida. Spain
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nominally ruled it,
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but they had a very light footprint. They only had control
12:43
of a few areas. And as
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a result, much of Florida was, for
12:47
good or for ill, kind of in a semi-anarchic
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state, which brings
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in the additional factor, the natives,
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including the Seminole of which Osceola
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was. So, the
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Seminole were not
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an original native tribe
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of Florida. Most
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people don't know that. What I mean
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when I say that is there was no such
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thing as a group of people called the Seminole, say,
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as of the time Ponce de Leon
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came over in 1513. There was no such
13:21
thing as a Seminole. In fact,
13:23
there was no such thing as a Seminole when Pedro Menendez found
13:25
it in St. Augustine. And there was no such thing as
13:27
the Seminole really when the Spanish handed over
13:29
Florida to the British. It was only roughly
13:31
around the time of the British period and into
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the second Spanish period that you started to even get
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something that people started to refer to as
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the Seminole.
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So, the original native tribes
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of Florida are tribes
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that most people have never heard of, unless they've studied
13:45
Florida history like me. There are people with
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names like the Calusa, or the Tequesta,
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or the Temuqua.
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But by the time Spain handed Florida
13:55
over to Britain, those groups were
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virtually extinct, primarily by the time they were born. because
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of disease and also, you know, wars and things like
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that. But disease was the number one thing.
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So Florida was like almost
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empty
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really by the mid 17th century, outside of
14:10
the handful of Spanish cities and things.
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And what happened was people
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started to come down into Florida, sort
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of like as refugees from places
14:21
of what today we would think of as Georgia and Alabama
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primarily. And these were mostly
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what are called Creek Indians.
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So the main
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contingent and ingredient of the seminal were
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actually Creek Indians.
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And the seminal in terms of their language,
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their culture, their religion, all that stuff, they remained
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basically Creek Indians. It's
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just they had a, they developed a distinct
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local identity and political identity as
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separate, you know, from the
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main group of creeks up in the
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North. So from
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very early on after Florida went back
14:56
to Spain, the end of the American revolution, American
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leaders and various
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other people looked at Florida with
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a very covetous eye.
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And it was partly
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because of, you know, all this empty land
15:11
as they would have seen it, but partly it
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was also, there was a
15:16
security concern, particularly
15:18
if you were an American living on what was then the Southern
15:20
frontier, like South Georgia or what
15:22
today is Alabama.
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And number one, it was the fact that because
15:26
Florida was still nominally Spanish,
15:29
technically it wasn't supposed to be legal under international
15:32
law for Americans say
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to, let's say, I don't know, you owned
15:36
a plantation near that Southern border.
15:40
And let's say, you know,
15:43
some hostile Indians from Florida raided your plantation.
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Well, now you're in all kinds of legal difficulties
15:49
because in order to retaliate, maybe
15:51
try and regain, you know, if you've lost property
15:53
or whatever, you'd have to pursue across an international
15:55
border.
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And it's really messy in
15:59
terms of all. the border violence that started to happen
16:01
around the turn of the century from the 17th to the
16:04
1800s, it's really messy to try and figure out
16:06
who's starting what. It's really
16:08
difficult, but it
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seems like from my research that
16:14
more often than not, it was actually
16:17
the Anglo-white settlers who
16:19
were kind of starting the hostilities in many
16:21
cases. Not necessarily all the time, but a lot
16:23
of the time.
16:24
And some of it seems to have been driven by
16:27
envy, because these people
16:29
we know as the Seminole, they
16:31
started to do pretty well for themselves. And
16:33
the Spanish had kind of like a hands-off
16:35
approach to them, where their view was like, eh,
16:38
as long as these people aren't attacking
16:40
our cities and bothering us, we're going to kind of
16:43
just let them run themselves, and we
16:45
don't even really have enough boots on the ground to control
16:48
them, even if we wanted to. So let's just
16:50
kind of look the other way.
16:52
And so a lot of Americans, particularly
16:54
in the deep South, felt like we need to
16:56
take over Florida
16:58
so that these Indians can't
17:00
keep using it as a base to attack
17:02
us. It's sort of analogous to the argument
17:04
for going into Afghanistan
17:06
after 9-11. It's amazing how many aspects
17:08
of the Seminole wars
17:10
have very current parallels.
17:13
It just keeps repeating itself over and over and over.
17:16
I used to tell my students when I was teaching Florida
17:18
history that
17:20
if you think Vietnam was the first Vietnam,
17:22
you're wrong. Before
17:24
Vietnam, there was the Philippines
17:27
from like 1899 to 1902 thereabouts. And
17:31
what I mean by Vietnam is a very
17:34
difficult counterinsurgency campaign
17:37
against skillful guerrilla fighters in
17:39
a difficult tropical climate.
17:42
Okay, that's Vietnam, that's also
17:44
the Philippines, that's also the Seminole
17:47
wars. So it's like you can
17:49
go back, you know, at this point almost 200
17:51
years and see, oh, we
17:54
just keep doing the same things over and over and over again,
17:57
and each time the
17:59
attitude to be, of course, the leaders
18:01
who run these sorts of things, they want you to just, you
18:04
know, have no sense of the past so that you
18:06
don't realize they're pulling the same tricks over
18:08
and over and over again. And the attitude
18:11
after these messy wars, like the Seminole
18:13
Wars or like the Philippines Wars or like Vietnam,
18:15
the attitude often seems to be
18:17
when they're over, let's just move on.
18:20
This is kind of a downer. Oh,
18:23
it's depressing. It makes us feel not
18:25
great about being Americans to really look at these
18:27
things dead in the eyes and see what really
18:29
happened and why it turned so ugly.
18:32
And so as a result, because we don't want to look
18:34
at the aspects of history that make us uncomfortable
18:36
and that are kind of a downer, okay,
18:39
then we don't learn any lessons and then we just keep
18:41
doing the same things over and over again.
18:43
And I expect the leaders,
18:45
the political elites to keep trying to do stupid
18:48
and evil things because that's just the kind of people they are. But
18:51
I don't think, I think most high level
18:53
politicians, particularly in our era,
18:55
are psychopaths. I genuinely believe that. But
18:58
I don't think
18:59
the majority of average random people walking around
19:01
the street are psychopaths. But
19:03
what they are is ignorant and
19:05
easily duped by psychopaths.
19:08
And so if you don't know your history and you don't know how
19:10
these people operate, they're going to
19:12
lead you into the next disaster,
19:15
into the next immoral, horrible
19:17
mess. The other
19:19
aspect that caused many Americans to
19:22
want to try to take over Florida, particularly
19:24
if they were Southerners, was that
19:27
another thing going on was that slaves
19:29
were escaping.
19:30
And if you were a slave and you escaped from
19:33
a plantation in Maryland, your
19:35
best bet might be to try to get all the way to Canada
19:37
because technically, according to the Fugitive Slave Law,
19:41
yeah, you might be able to fly under the radar and live
19:43
in Philadelphia or whatever and not get busted,
19:46
but
19:47
you would always have that sort of damocles hanging over
19:49
your head.
19:50
And so it's another
19:52
one of those ironies of history that we're often told about
19:55
people fleeing to America for freedom and
19:57
that sort of thing. And in many cases, that's true.
19:59
obviously been the case for many people. But
20:02
there are also cases of people fleeing
20:04
the United States for freedom and
20:06
for their lives. And so
20:10
slaves, if they escape from the Deep South,
20:12
if they escape from Georgia or something like that,
20:15
their best bet at the time was to get to Spanish
20:17
Florida. Because even though technically
20:20
Spain was supposed to be by treaty
20:22
and things obligated to try to catch slaves
20:24
and return them to their owners, in reality,
20:27
the Spanish government of Florida,
20:30
they didn't really have the capability even if they wanted
20:32
to because they had such a light footprint in Florida. And
20:34
they weren't really inclined to either. They had kind of problems
20:36
with the US. They often were,
20:39
you know, having friction
20:40
with the US government at the time. And so
20:43
basically Spain's attitude was like, eh, we're
20:45
going to kind of look the other way. And these escaped
20:47
slaves were building entire communities and
20:49
in many cases doing pretty well for themselves. And
20:52
many
20:52
of them established pretty friendly
20:55
relationships with the Seminole.
20:57
And it's kind of complicated. And because the Seminole
20:59
were not like a primarily
21:02
written word culture, we don't always
21:04
have super detailed documents about everything.
21:07
But basically, a
21:08
whole group kind of emerged who
21:11
eventually came to be known as the Black Seminole. And
21:13
these were escaped slaves and things like that, that very
21:16
often they would live in like side by
21:18
side communities where,
21:20
you know, like right next to a Seminole village, there'd be a Black Seminole
21:23
village.
21:24
And they had a complex relationship.
21:26
The Seminole sort of saw themselves
21:28
as kind of being like owners of these people because
21:31
the Seminole, like many Southern Indians, you
21:33
know, didn't have a moral problem with slavery as such.
21:36
But it wasn't the same as being like a slave
21:38
on an Anglo-American plantation.
21:40
It was much more relaxed of a relationship.
21:43
It was almost a more like
21:45
a slightly less bad version of feudalism
21:48
or something like this, where the Black Seminole
21:50
would just sort of like pay their red
21:52
Seminole neighbors, you know, a certain amount of their
21:54
crops every year or something as sort of like tribute,
21:56
but other than that, kind of left alone. And
21:58
then a lot of these Black Seminole also began
22:01
to take on Seminole culture. They started to dress
22:03
like the Seminoles, learn their language, their culture,
22:05
etc. And so just put all this together.
22:07
Imagine you're an Anglo-American
22:10
plantation owner in Georgia. Just
22:13
across the Spanish border in Florida, you've got
22:16
Indians not under your control doing
22:18
whatever they want, sometimes getting into conflict
22:21
along the borderlands. And now you've got escaped
22:23
slaves living with them, getting
22:26
along with them, setting up their own communities
22:28
and doing all right. And imagine how worried
22:30
you would be if you owned a large plantation full of slaves,
22:33
you'd be so worried that your slaves would hear
22:35
rumors. Hey, you know, if you can just get
22:37
to the Florida border,
22:39
there's entire communities of black people that
22:41
are just, you know, doing their thing and
22:43
you
22:43
know, get to one of those. You're basically,
22:45
you're free. So from very early
22:48
on, the independent United States was very interested in
22:50
getting Florida. And
22:52
it escalated in
22:55
the aftermath of the war of 1812. The war of 1812
23:00
also had Indian conflicts that happened
23:04
alongside of it. And the one that
23:06
matters to our story here is
23:08
with the Creek Indians. And in particular,
23:11
the Creek Indians were actually Confederacy of multiple
23:13
kind of smaller tribes and things like this. And they
23:15
had a very decentralized political structure
23:18
where each little kind of village or group
23:20
or whatever governed itself.
23:22
And some of the Creek
23:24
Indians wanted to go to war against the United
23:27
States. The Creek had long been pretty friendly
23:29
with the British
23:30
and had seen the United States as the
23:32
much more dangerous white
23:34
tribe than the British. And so
23:37
during the war of 1812, a lot of Indians saw
23:39
it as an opportunity to kind of rise up against
23:41
American control, take the opportunity
23:43
of the war
23:44
and ally with the British against the Americans. And
23:47
the Creek Indians split. Some
23:49
of the creeks didn't want to have any part of this
23:51
and some of them did. And the quote unquote
23:53
rebellious in the Americanized creeks
23:56
were known as the red sticks. They were the
23:58
like the militant ones who wanted to try
23:59
and throw off American control.
24:02
Long
24:04
story short, they got crushed
24:06
by Andrew Jackson. This
24:09
is really Andrew Jackson's first big
24:11
military victory that makes him a star. At
24:14
the Battle of Horseshoe Bend, he crushes
24:16
the Red Stick Creeks. Well,
24:19
amongst the Red Stick Creeks was
24:22
a young man called
24:24
Billy Powell, but also
24:26
known as Osceola. And
24:29
Osceola, around the time of the Battle
24:32
of Horseshoe Bend, would have been around 10, 11 years old.
24:35
We don't have an exact birthday for him. He
24:37
was born somewhere around 1803 or 1804, depending
24:40
on what source you look at.
24:42
His mother was a creek,
24:45
but the historical record refers to
24:47
as mixed race, so probably
24:50
at least part white.
24:52
His father was a white guy. Now,
24:56
I think Osceola should be
24:58
a hero to libertarians,
25:02
and I think Osceola should be a hero
25:04
to all true liberty-loving Florida
25:06
men and Florida women.
25:10
And I'm not gonna be
25:13
Elizabeth Warren and claim
25:16
that I'm part seminal. As far
25:18
as I know, I don't have any seminal
25:20
DNA, so I'm not gonna
25:23
go doing that sort of thing. The reality
25:25
is, though, just based on DNA, Osceola
25:28
was probably at least half white,
25:30
if not even more than half,
25:32
because his father was a British trader, and
25:36
his mother is referred to as mixed race. But
25:39
he was raised in the creek culture
25:41
and language and way of life,
25:44
and so he always considered himself that, identified
25:46
as that,
25:47
and since Creek Indians, like
25:49
many native tribes, were matrilineal,
25:52
the fact that his mother
25:54
was a creek meant that the Creek Indians
25:58
accepted him completely as one. of
26:00
them and that's how he saw himself. So
26:03
his family were part of the red stick
26:05
contingent. They flee into Florida
26:08
to escape and then live,
26:11
you know, in
26:12
relative peace and freedom from then
26:14
on as he grows up.
26:17
Well, then you get the First
26:19
Seminole War. The First Seminole
26:21
War you could argue over exactly when
26:23
it starts. I
26:25
would say roughly around 1816, so pretty soon
26:28
after the War of 1812 ended,
26:31
the First Seminole War starts. This war
26:34
is the war by which the United States acquired
26:36
Florida.
26:38
This war, Andrew Jackson, now
26:40
a general, is in charge of getting it done.
26:43
And there's a whole complicated story to this that
26:45
I won't delve into too much because of time.
26:48
But basically at that point, James
26:51
Monroe was president of the United States. And
26:53
James Monroe wanted
26:56
Florida, but he wanted to try
26:58
and do it in such a way as to not provoke
27:00
Spain or potentially even Britain
27:03
into war over it. He
27:05
also wanted to cover his ass politically
27:08
in case the conquest of Florida
27:11
failed because there had been a few earlier
27:14
kind of smaller attempts to take over Florida
27:16
by the United States that were just really
27:18
kind of half baked, half ass schemes
27:21
that failed miserably. So James
27:24
Monroe, who was a very savvy politician,
27:26
kind of overlooked as a president a lot of times,
27:29
James Monroe
27:31
kind of gave Jackson ambiguous
27:34
orders
27:35
on purpose, most historians believe.
27:37
And so basically
27:40
it was like a CYA move. He
27:42
knew Jackson was aggressive and wanted to conquer
27:44
Florida. So
27:46
he gave him deliberately vague orders,
27:50
knowing that Jackson would probably, you
27:52
know, arguably exceed his orders and just
27:54
decide, I'm just going to go take over Florida.
27:57
But because the orders were kind of vague,
27:59
Monroe, If it goes
28:01
bad, I can just kind of say, I didn't
28:03
tell him to do that. Look at what I wrote. I didn't
28:06
say go take over Florida. This
28:09
guy just went nuts. So
28:11
anyway, long story short, the first seminal
28:13
war was over by about 1819.
28:17
And it resulted in a treaty negotiated
28:20
by John Quincy Adams, who was then Secretary of State,
28:23
who unlike any of our recent Secretaries
28:25
of State was actually a very skillful diplomat.
28:28
And the Adams-Onys
28:31
Treaty of 1819 said, Florida
28:33
is going to go to the United States as of 1821.
28:37
And sure enough, that's what happened. So 1821,
28:40
officially the U.S. acquires Florida. At
28:43
that time, there are
28:46
believed to have been approximately 5,000 seminal
28:49
living in Florida.
28:51
They were mostly living in the northern part of Florida,
28:53
in the Panhandle and the very northernmost part of
28:55
the peninsula.
28:58
And a lot of them, like I said,
29:00
were actually doing pretty well. They were
29:03
known to be very good hunters, and this was back when you could make
29:05
a lot of money still by market hunting and selling
29:07
pelts and things. They also were very
29:09
successful as cattlemen.
29:12
Many of them were ranchers. They were herding
29:15
wild Spanish cattle
29:15
that you could find. And a lot of them were doing
29:17
pretty well. And
29:20
a lot of white settlers in
29:22
the southern frontier areas resented this. They
29:24
saw the Indians as being in the way
29:27
of America's manifest destiny.
29:29
They saw them as,
29:31
in their eyes, not using the land to its fullest potential.
29:34
This was the common argument
29:36
that
29:37
Americans learned from the British of,
29:40
well, if you believe in, like, the John
29:43
Lockian idea of how to acquire property, how
29:46
can you take land from these people who have been living here
29:48
for generations, right? It seems
29:50
like they kind of have dibs. They've been living here and whatever. And
29:53
the argument would basically go, well,
29:54
we have an exception. The exception
29:57
is it's okay to take land from these
29:59
people. people, even if they're already there and
30:01
have been there for a while, it's still okay to take
30:03
it
30:04
if you think they're not putting it to its best use.
30:07
This was the argument the English had first developed
30:10
and perfected in justifying
30:12
taking over Ireland,
30:14
which was like the original beta test
30:17
of almost everything the British Empire did later over
30:19
the next bunch of centuries. So
30:22
that was the argument. So
30:25
by the time you start getting into
30:28
the 1820s, eventually Andrew
30:30
Jackson becomes president and
30:33
Andrew Jackson comes up with
30:36
the idea of Indian removal. Okay,
30:39
so there was a treaty
30:42
worked out in the 1820s, I guess a little bit
30:44
before Jackson became president,
30:46
known as the Treaty of Moultrie Creek. It
30:49
was actually negotiated at a spot not too far
30:51
outside St. Augustine near where I used to live. There's
30:54
now a nice little park there.
30:56
And the Treaty of Moultrie Creek said
30:59
that the Seminole, now that Florida
31:01
is American and now that American settlers are going
31:03
to start moving into the place, the Seminole have
31:05
to relocate to a reservation.
31:07
The reservation was a big chunk of territory
31:10
and kind of the almost the dead center of the peninsula.
31:13
It was a pretty big piece of land, but the problem was most
31:16
of the Seminole lived far north of that. And
31:20
so it meant that they had to abandon homes,
31:22
farms, ranches, whatever to move to
31:24
the reservation. But most of them
31:26
actually did within a few
31:28
years. Most of them actually did because they
31:30
were like, you know, this sucks, it's inconvenient,
31:33
but if it means we get to be left alone and still,
31:35
you know, do our thing, then whatever. Interestingly,
31:39
the reservation's borders
31:41
were drawn in such a way that it had no coastal access.
31:44
This was because one of the things the Seminole
31:47
had been doing for a while, again, they were pretty
31:49
prosperous, successful people.
31:51
They had been trading with places
31:54
as far away as like Cuba.
31:55
And so that they often could like sell
31:58
their cattle and things like that to Cuba. get
32:00
better money than selling it locally
32:02
to people in Florida.
32:04
Also Americans were worried if
32:06
the Seminole had coastal access, they
32:08
might do things like import guns from
32:11
the Spanish or the British or something like this. So
32:15
anyway, no coastal access.
32:18
So that goes into effect. This is when the Seminole start
32:20
to move, you know, further south from their initial homeland.
32:23
And then in 1830,
32:28
Jackson gets Congress to pass
32:30
the Indian Removal Act.
32:32
Now this is the one that results in among
32:35
other things, the famous Trail of Tears.
32:37
And this was done, you know, Congress,
32:39
the majority of Congress was on board with it.
32:42
The relevant state governments were also totally on
32:44
board with it as well. The Supreme
32:46
Court actually pushed back against it, at
32:48
least in regard to the Cherokee,
32:50
but Jackson just ignored them famously.
32:53
Basically, the idea of Indian Removal
32:55
was all of the remaining southeastern
32:57
quote unquote uncivilized, sorry,
33:00
they would have, they
33:02
would have referred to the some of them at least as civilized
33:05
tribes, maybe not the Seminole, but like the Cherokee
33:07
and stuff they would call civilized tribes, you
33:09
know, very, very un PC.
33:12
The idea was that they would be removed from
33:14
places like North Carolina, Tennessee,
33:17
Georgia, Alabama, Florida,
33:19
out to what today we would think of as Oklahoma. This
33:21
is when that happened. You
33:23
know, the Cherokee took the federal government to
33:25
court and said, hey, we've got treaties
33:28
and things that say this is our land.
33:30
You can't just kick us off. The Supreme Court
33:32
actually sided with the Cherokee and said, yeah, they're right.
33:35
And Andrew Jackson supposedly said, the
33:37
Supreme Court Chief Justice
33:39
at the time was John Marshall, supposedly Andrew Jackson
33:42
said, John Marshall has made his decision.
33:44
Now let him enforce it.
33:46
Revealing, the Supreme Court has no actual enforcement
33:48
mechanism. They have no, you know, army or SWAT
33:51
team or whatever. They rely on the other branches
33:53
of the government,
33:54
equiescing to their decisions.
33:57
And so Jackson went ahead and had the Cherokee
33:59
marched out to Oakley.
33:59
in Oklahoma anyway, and this is the Trail of Tears.
34:02
Well, many Seminoles were also not on
34:04
board with this treaty, sorry,
34:07
with this policy of Indian removal.
34:09
So there was an
34:12
agent in charge of dealing with the Seminole named
34:16
Wiley Thompson, and
34:18
the US government would
34:21
appoint someone to
34:23
be the agent to deal with
34:26
each Indian tribe that the US government
34:28
was dealing with.
34:29
And so the agent was supposed
34:32
to be kind of like a middleman intermediary
34:34
between the US government and the tribe. Supposed
34:36
to be trying to be a relatively
34:39
fair and honest broker between the two. Often,
34:41
as you might expect though, that was not the reality.
34:45
So Wiley Thompson
34:48
was the point man in trying
34:50
to get the Seminole to
34:54
agree to leave, to leave,
34:56
to leave Florida. And some
34:59
of them were okay with it. They saw it as just the way
35:01
to avoid violence and things
35:03
like that, but many of them were not.
35:06
One of the things that Wiley Thompson started doing
35:08
in the early 1830s that angered many Seminoles
35:11
was
35:12
prohibiting the sale
35:14
of guns and ammunition
35:17
to the Seminole. Many
35:19
Seminoles took this as not just
35:21
an annoyance because many of them
35:23
were professional hunters, obviously they also wanted to
35:25
be able to defend themselves. This was still a rugged frontier,
35:28
areas like around where we're standing.
35:31
But they also saw it as
35:33
an insult. And
35:36
one of the Seminole who seems
35:38
to have been most bothered by being
35:40
told you're no longer allowed to buy guns and ammo
35:43
was Osceola. By the
35:45
way, Osceola was never technically a chief.
35:48
He's often referred to by people who don't
35:50
know the history as Chief Osceola. That's
35:53
actually not correct. He was never technically
35:55
a chief. He was just a very intelligent,
35:58
charismatic, and...
35:59
respected leader who also turns out to have been a very skillful
36:02
guerrilla fighter and
36:04
Many people look up to him, but he was never
36:06
technically a chief although he was good friends and
36:08
a close advisor to mikka Nopi who was
36:10
a
36:10
prominent seminal chief and
36:13
Supposedly when Osceola heard
36:16
that Wiley Thompson was saying seminal
36:18
or no longer allowed to buy guns and ammo He was
36:20
like really pissed off and basically
36:22
said no That's
36:25
the mark of a slave if you're not allowed
36:27
to buy guns and ammo. You are a slave
36:30
And I'm not gonna let these people tell
36:32
me that I'm now in the position of a slave.
36:34
I'm not accepting
36:37
So tensions began to escalate
36:39
between Osceola and some of the
36:41
other resistant seminal leaders and
36:44
agents of the US government in
36:48
some seminal leaders were basically bribed
36:50
and threatened into citing a treaty
36:53
known as the Treaty of Pain's Landing and
36:55
and Basically this said
36:58
that any seminal leader and sort
37:00
of his you know again It's very decentralized each
37:02
little kind of like village and area has its own Achieving
37:05
things like this But
37:06
that any seminal leader who agrees
37:09
on behalf of himself and his people to move out
37:11
to Oklahoma is gonna be like paid
37:14
You know and they promise them certain amounts of
37:16
money and supplies and whatever like that
37:19
Some of the seminal leaders signed on but many did
37:21
not One of those who
37:23
did not was Osceola And
37:26
the story is that when Osceola
37:29
was presented with the documents
37:31
to sign the Treaty of Pain's Landing
37:34
His response was he pulled out a
37:36
knife And stabbed the
37:38
treaty and basically said something like this is what
37:41
I think of your deal and
37:44
There's question as to whether this is just you know an
37:46
apocryphal kind of mythological story or not Supposedly
37:50
an historian a while back dug
37:52
through the National Archives Found
37:54
an original copy of the Treaty of Pain's Landing
37:57
and said that yes, there was a triangular
38:00
cut into it that looked like
38:02
it could very well have been from a knife point. Whether
38:06
it happened that way or not, there is a statue
38:09
in Silver Springs. You ever go to Silver Springs,
38:12
there is a statue of Osceola
38:14
stabbing his knife into the
38:16
Treaty of Pains Landing, basically
38:19
as a FU to Uncle Sam. This
38:22
is what I think of your removal policy. Things
38:26
started to escalate. Osceola had kind
38:28
of a frenemy relationship. With
38:30
Wiley Thompson, they kind of got along sometimes,
38:33
but also Osceola was not at all
38:35
shy about being
38:37
pissed off when he thought Wiley Thompson
38:39
was doing something wrong.
38:40
He would just like go into his office and yell at him
38:42
and stuff like this. But then at other times they would
38:44
kind of get along.
38:46
And so at one point
38:49
in 1835, as tensions were really starting to escalate,
38:52
Osceola apparently went in and was ranting
38:54
to Wiley Thompson, complaining about things.
38:57
And whatever he said, Wiley
38:59
Thompson got so personally offended
39:02
that he actually ordered Osceola
39:04
to be arrested.
39:05
And Osceola was held in,
39:08
you know, some sort of a makeshift cell or whatever
39:10
for two nights until
39:14
Osceola apologized, said,
39:17
I'm sorry, I offended you. Said,
39:20
if you'll let me out, I promise
39:22
I'll sign your treaty and go to Oklahoma.
39:26
We now know he did not intend to do any of these things and
39:28
that his apology was tactical
39:32
and insincere.
39:34
So Wiley Thompson fell
39:36
for it. Said, all right, we'll let you out. And
39:39
you know what? Let's, you know, be friends again.
39:41
Let's let bygones be bygones.
39:43
And in fact, as a making
39:46
up present, Wiley Thompson
39:48
gave Osceola a fancy
39:51
custom made rifle.
39:54
Friends again.
39:57
Except inside Osceola is planning to never leave
39:59
and.
39:59
He's planning his revenge.
40:03
Tensions begin to escalate.
40:06
Looks like there's going to be war because a lot of the Seminole
40:08
don't want to go to Oklahoma. And can you
40:10
blame them? Who wants to
40:12
go to Oklahoma now? Imagine
40:15
Oklahoma in the 1830s. If you think Oklahoma is a
40:17
big empty nothing today, imagine
40:19
what it's like in the 1830s. And
40:22
especially, you know, you're coming from someplace like Florida.
40:26
Good luck in the winter, right? So
40:29
it all came to a head and
40:31
the official start of the Second Seminole War would
40:34
be in late 1835.
40:37
On one day, two major things went
40:39
down that kicked off the war. Went
40:42
down virtually simultaneously. First
40:45
was something called the Dade Massacre.
40:47
So there was a contingent
40:50
of a bit over 100 US soldiers
40:52
who were marching from
40:54
Fort Brooke, which is basically at Tampa, to
40:57
Fort King, which is today's
40:59
Ocala.
41:01
And the Seminole decided they
41:03
were going to launch their war of
41:05
rebellion and resistance to being relocated
41:08
against this column of US soldiers.
41:11
And long story short, they
41:14
very skillfully carried out
41:16
an ambush and wiped
41:18
out, I believe all but one, if I remember
41:20
right,
41:22
well over 100 US soldiers. They wiped
41:24
out in a very one-sided
41:26
battle.
41:28
And there's now a state park of some
41:30
sort there that actually does a reenactment
41:32
of the massacre. If you ever want to go watch, it's
41:34
pretty good. I have an aunt who's a Florida
41:36
park ranger and that was one of the parks she worked at for
41:38
a while. Of
41:40
course, Dade County and a number of other things named after
41:43
Dade, the commander of these guys who got wiped
41:45
out.
41:47
And roughly the same time back
41:51
over at Fort King, just
41:54
outside of Ocala. That's where Wiley Thompson,
41:56
the Indian agent was.
41:59
And they knew that the Seminole, even before
42:01
the Dade Massacre happened, they knew that like it was
42:03
a very touchy situation that the Seminole
42:05
seemed to be preparing to potentially fight.
42:08
And so they had like some extra security measures.
42:10
But even so Wiley Thompson
42:13
was confident enough that almost every
42:15
day he and some of his closest friends at the fort
42:17
would go like take a walk outside the fort
42:20
itself on the grounds. And
42:23
the same day that the Dade Massacre was
42:25
happening, however many miles away it
42:28
is, 50, 100 miles, whatever, Wiley
42:30
Thompson decides to go out for his daily stroll with
42:33
a few friends. And guess what?
42:36
Osceola is leading a small group of
42:39
Seminole to ambush them. And
42:41
you know I like to in my mind I picture
42:44
like Wiley Thompson's about to take a whiz or something and then
42:46
suddenly Seminole pop up with guns.
42:48
But um yeah
42:50
Osceola made sure he had dibs on firing the first
42:52
shot. He used the very
42:55
fancy custom rifle that Wiley Thompson
42:57
had just given him some months earlier
42:59
as an apology gift to do the
43:02
deed. Shot Wiley
43:04
Thompson, he and his men killed all the other guys
43:06
who were with him. And supposedly
43:09
Wiley Thompson's body was found just riddled
43:12
with bullets. So and
43:14
these are muzzle-loading you know type
43:16
rifles. So it's unlikely
43:18
that Osceola was just sitting there for 10 minutes
43:20
you know reloading shot after shot. So
43:22
basically you know all of his
43:25
boys were getting in a few shots on this guy that
43:27
they all hated. So
43:28
that kicked off the Second Seminole War.
43:31
The Second Seminole War lasted from 1835 to
43:38
1842. It's the longest Indian War in American
43:40
history. It's the costliest Indian
43:42
War in American history in lives
43:45
and money. You
43:46
know most people if you ask them what's the longest and costliest
43:48
Indian War they may not give you an answer but their
43:50
brain is thinking like you know Lakota,
43:53
little Bighorn, like something out there right?
43:55
Custer, some of those things right? Kevin
43:57
Costner movies. But
44:00
the reality is that the longest
44:02
and bloodiest and costliest Indian war was here,
44:05
the Second Seminole War. The
44:08
Seminole were extremely outnumbered,
44:11
extremely outgunned, yet they were very
44:13
skillful guerrilla fighters operating
44:16
in a very difficult
44:17
wilderness environment, which Florida very
44:19
much still was. And
44:21
so as a result, it was one of these very frustrating
44:24
wars for the American soldiers.
44:26
Again, very similar to Vietnam in a lot of ways.
44:28
In fact, a lot of what the American soldiers were doing
44:31
during the Second Seminole War was essentially
44:33
an early version of the search and destroy
44:36
tactics that were used in Vietnam. Basically
44:38
send out a patrol of soldiers to march around
44:40
looking for
44:42
engines and then eventually
44:44
they'll ambush you and then you try and kill them. Except
44:48
they might take a few shots at you and then run away
44:50
to do it another day. Which very
44:52
confusing because then the Americans are like, they're not standing
44:54
and fighting, they're running away. Why
44:57
we're winning this war and not
44:59
realize like, no dummy, they're
45:02
wearing you out through attrition. So
45:04
it was one of those messy kinds of wars that soldiers
45:07
really don't like to be in. And
45:09
a succession of generals came through the
45:12
Second Seminole War
45:13
and none of them really figured out how to win it.
45:16
It was kind of shades of Afghanistan
45:18
as far as that goes. You know, like, oh, bring in
45:21
Petraeus, he's going to fix it. And
45:23
then he eventually figures out like
45:25
some little BS battle that's not even really a
45:27
battle that he didn't even really win, decides to be like,
45:30
woo hoo, victory, I've won, I'm going to go leave.
45:32
And then the next general comes in and the war still isn't over
45:34
and then you could just say, well, you know, I had it under control
45:37
until I left and that jerk came in and screwed it all up.
45:40
So
45:40
despite being very outnumbered, very outgunned,
45:43
the Seminole put up a very skillful resistance.
45:46
Nonetheless, they were getting worn down.
45:48
You know, they were kind of cut off from outside
45:51
supply. They didn't have their own industrial
45:53
capability. As I said, even
45:55
at the start of the Second Seminole War, maybe 5000 Seminole
45:57
lived in Florida.
45:59
out numbered.
46:02
And as a result, the more the war dragged on, the
46:04
more some seminal would just out of desperation
46:07
agree to go to Oklahoma. Very
46:09
often they'd be, you know, bribed and things like this. And
46:11
so, you know, periodically over the course of the war,
46:14
you
46:14
know, some chief would come in and say, all right, I've had
46:16
it. You know, my people are about to starve.
46:19
We're out of ammunition. What's the best deal
46:21
we can get? Fine. We'll go to Oklahoma.
46:23
But many were just determined to stay no matter what. Osceola
46:28
ended up in US custody in 1837,
46:32
in October of 1837. The
46:35
Americans at, I believe
46:38
it was Fort Payton is what it was called
46:40
at the time, which is near St. Augustine. The
46:43
Americans had one seminal
46:46
leader that they had captured in custody. And
46:50
another seminal leader came in to sort of negotiate
46:52
in parlay on behalf of himself and his people.
46:55
And he said, Hey, I can get Osceola
46:57
to come in and negotiate, you know, tomorrow
46:59
or whatever. Like, is that cool? And
47:02
the general in charge of this fort was a
47:04
general
47:05
whose last name was Hernandez.
47:07
And Hernandez, his
47:10
commander was higher up general
47:12
named Thomas Jessup. So Thomas Jessup
47:15
is giving Hernandez instructions of how to handle
47:17
this.
47:18
And he basically says, okay, if Osceola
47:20
wants to come in and negotiate, okay,
47:23
maybe we can get him to go to Oklahoma, but
47:26
I don't trust him. And
47:28
so I want you to
47:30
ask him when he and his guys
47:33
come in to the fort to talk to you, I
47:35
want you to ask him these questions. Now, what
47:37
exactly the questions were, I'm still
47:39
not sure. But
47:42
basically was to ask them questions that
47:46
if they didn't answer very straight
47:48
up, you know, if they were at all evasive
47:51
Hernandez's orders were
47:52
just go ahead and arrest them all.
47:55
This was despite the fact there was a flag of truce,
47:57
which you know, was considered very serious back then.
48:00
So, Osceola and his guys come
48:02
in,
48:03
Hernandez starts asking him the questions
48:05
he's supposed to ask them, and supposedly Osceola
48:08
and his guys give kind of evasive answers,
48:10
and so Hernandez is like, boom, alright, you guys are all
48:13
under arrest
48:14
to hell with the flag of truce.
48:15
Osceola is arrested. Now, this
48:18
was very controversial at the time, even amongst
48:20
many white Americans.
48:22
Osceola already had this almost mythical
48:24
reputation as a great
48:26
leader, you know, a great
48:28
warrior, all this sort of thing. Many white Americans,
48:30
even if they wanted to get rid of the Seminole, still
48:33
respected him. He had that kind of a position
48:35
that sometimes happens, you know, where people develop
48:37
respect even for someone who they perceive
48:39
as an enemy.
48:41
And in fact, there were even
48:44
members of the US Army and members of
48:46
Congress that spoke out
48:49
against the arrest of Osceola under a
48:51
flag of truce and said, hey, you
48:53
know, this is, this is
48:56
extremely dishonorable to the US
48:58
military, the US flag, you shouldn't be
49:00
doing this sort of thing.
49:01
Arresting a guy who's come in to talk under a flag of
49:03
truce. Now,
49:05
to be fair, it's totally possible Osceola
49:07
may have been coming in intending to do a jailbreak
49:11
and get his guys who were in custody out. It's
49:13
quite possible. It certainly wasn't,
49:15
you know, beneath him to do something like that. But
49:18
the point is, he didn't even have the chance until,
49:20
you know, the US military, you know, ignored the flag
49:22
of truce and busted him. So
49:26
he got, oh, by the way, one more
49:28
thing I'll mention just that stands out about
49:30
the Second Seminole War
49:32
as an Indian conflict.
49:33
It's also the only Indian war in which the United
49:36
States Navy and United States Marines
49:38
participated.
49:40
Unique in that regard. Anyway,
49:43
Osceola was arrested. He was held for
49:45
a little while at Fort Marion, which
49:47
is what at the time the fort in St. San
49:51
Marcos, that stone fort many of you have probably been
49:53
to, it was known as Fort Marion at the time. He
49:56
was held there for a little while.
49:58
But the The
50:00
soldiers there were concerned that he might get busted
50:03
out by some of his friends because
50:05
it wasn't that far Osceola basically at that
50:07
time kind of lived and operated in like the
50:09
Gainesville area
50:11
and so For good
50:13
reason they were concerned that some of Osceola's
50:15
buddies might come in and break him out
50:17
So before long they shipped him up to
50:20
Fort Moultrie, which is just outside
50:22
of Charleston, South Carolina and there
50:24
he was held For the next few
50:26
months. So he's arrested in October held
50:29
briefly in Fort Marion Shipped up
50:31
to Fort Moultrie and was there for a few months
50:34
and supposedly like everybody who met him
50:36
and interacted with him Was impressed by him
50:40
I'm not even a hundred percent sure if he was literate to
50:42
be honest with you, but apparently
50:44
he was an extremely intelligent guy very
50:47
charismatic just one of those people that people are impressed
50:50
by and And Multiple
50:53
artists came in. This is still pre
50:55
photography multiple
50:57
Very respected artists of the time period
50:59
came in and met him and painted
51:02
him So, you know, there's this and
51:04
there's there's a few other, you know portraits and things
51:06
done by some of these artists
51:08
I
51:10
Think it was this one done by a guy named George Catlin
51:12
who was like one of the most respected artists in America
51:14
at the time
51:16
He also kind of became friendly with some of his captors
51:18
However, he was very
51:20
sick
51:22
Osceola had apparently been
51:24
dealing with some serious illness for months
51:27
even before he was arrested
51:29
and of course being held in a virtual dungeon
51:31
Not gonna help your health
51:34
He is believed to have been suffering from malaria
51:37
And then also towards the end of his life may
51:39
have also been suffering from tonsillitis which
51:43
Back in those days things like tonsillitis or strap throat
51:45
can
51:45
flat-out kill you
51:48
So He gets
51:50
sicker and sicker and on January
51:53
30th 1838 Osceola
51:56
dies of illness in custody informative
52:00
Moultrie. Before
52:02
he died, he
52:03
was speaking to the doctor who was
52:05
taking care of him.
52:07
Who was a doctor, I forget his first
52:09
name, his last name was Whedon. Spelled
52:11
differently from Joss Whedon, so as far as I know,
52:13
no relation to the Firefly guy. But,
52:17
you know, he got pretty
52:19
friendly with Dr. Whedon and supposedly
52:21
he requested, you
52:24
know, realizing he was probably gonna die soon, please
52:27
head by body, shipped back to Florida and
52:29
buried there. Because
52:30
that's what I consider my homeland, that's what
52:32
I was fighting for was to stay there
52:34
and to be able to just live the way I was living.
52:36
Unfortunately, Dr. Whedon was not a good enough friend to
52:39
respect Osceola's request. I don't even know, you
52:41
know, his hands may have been tied, you know,
52:43
by whoever was running the fort. But
52:45
instead, Osceola would be buried outside
52:49
the fort, just outside
52:51
of it actually. If you go to Fort Moultrie today, you can you can
52:53
go see his gravestone. His name is misspelled
52:55
on it. It is spelled O
52:57
C E O L A. They left off
52:59
the S. But it's, you
53:02
know, it's, it's fairly positive, like, you know, patriot
53:04
and warrior and it's got like a pretty positive
53:06
thing, to be fair. You know, once your enemy is
53:08
dead, I suppose you can start saying nice things about him. That way,
53:10
you can pump up your own ego like, yeah, I
53:12
conquered this badass. How about that? You know,
53:15
however, Dr. Whedon did
53:17
something that strikes us as kind of bizarre today.
53:20
This is back in the days when people were really big into things
53:22
like phrenology.
53:24
And thinking that like by studying someone's head,
53:26
you could like really learn important stuff about them. And
53:29
so Dr. Whedon decided this is a really remarkable,
53:31
impressive individual.
53:33
Someone needs to preserve his head. And I guess I'm the
53:35
man to do it because I'm the doctor.
53:37
So Dr. Whedon, when
53:39
Osceola's body was getting ready for burial,
53:42
he cut his head off. Then
53:44
he apparently used like Osceola had
53:46
a scarf that he liked, and he used that to
53:48
keep the head on. Body
53:50
goes out to be buried and somehow or other,
53:53
he's able to like the doctor slips in and, you
53:55
know, takes the head before the body
53:57
is buried. Keeps the head. like
54:00
pickles it or something, you know. And
54:03
then the doctor apparently owned
54:05
a drug store in St. Augustine
54:07
and he had Osceola's head on
54:09
display in the drug store for
54:12
several years. Then he eventually
54:14
either gave it or sold it to another doctor
54:17
who had a museum that included
54:19
a bunch of heads, because that was like the style at the time
54:22
was collecting and studying human heads.
54:24
And so Osceola's head then sat in this guy's
54:26
museum for a few decades
54:29
and then was supposedly lost at
54:33
when a fire happened. So yeah,
54:36
Osceola by the
54:38
way, when he was buried outside of Fort Moultrie, he was given
54:40
full military honors at his funeral. He was
54:42
very respected as an opponent, as
54:45
a foe by American soldiers.
54:48
So you've got Osceola's
54:51
headless body buried outside
54:53
of Fort Moultrie with a misspelled gravestone, his
54:56
head being put on display and
54:58
eventually being lost probably to a fire.
55:01
The Second Seminole War, by the time it ended,
55:04
in 20 years, the Seminole
55:06
population of Florida had
55:09
been reduced. From the time period that the US
55:11
took over Florida until the end of the Second Seminole War, the
55:13
Seminole population of Florida had been reduced
55:15
by approximately 94%.
55:18
Most of those being people shipped off
55:20
to Oklahoma one way or another, but many of them also killed.
55:25
94%, so before, at the time the US took
55:27
over Florida, maybe 5,000 Seminole,
55:30
by the end of the Second Seminole War, a few hundred
55:32
Seminoles still lived in Florida and they were down to the Everglades,
55:34
which was such a harsh environment that
55:37
white men could hardly even think about going in there
55:39
after them. There still would be a Second
55:41
Seminole War, trying to deal with some
55:43
of those renegades who lived in the Everglades in the late 1850s. But
55:48
by most definitions, what
55:50
happened to the Seminole would be considered
55:52
ethnic cleansing in today's
55:55
terminology, where you basically eliminate
55:58
94% of the people from where they lived previously. And,
56:03
you know, what
56:05
inspires me about Osceola is, yes,
56:08
you know, he had a tragic end, but
56:11
I think he was a great practical
56:16
libertarian in the sense that
56:18
he probably never read a single book of philosophy
56:20
or political science. But he
56:22
had an instinctive desire
56:26
to be free, to live his life, to
56:28
be left alone, regardless of what
56:31
some president or some Congress, hundreds or
56:33
thousands of miles away, had to say about it.
56:35
And he was willing to fight for it. And he fought very skillfully
56:38
until, you know, he got captured.
56:41
And so I
56:43
think he's somebody that Floridians
56:46
who value liberty should know more about
56:48
and should look up to. And
56:51
you know, it is a very inspiring figure. And
56:54
I'll just wrap up with a couple of quotes here.
56:56
So this, this first one is
56:59
as follows. The government
57:01
is in the wrong.
57:02
And this is the chief cause of
57:05
the persevering opposition of the Indians
57:08
who have nobly defended their country
57:10
against our attempt to enforce
57:13
a fraudulent treaty.
57:15
The natives used every means
57:17
to avoid a war, but were forced
57:19
into it by the tyranny of
57:22
our government. The
57:25
guy who said that was a US Army major
57:27
with the very cool name of Ethan
57:29
Allen Hitchcock. Ethan
57:32
Allen Hitchcock was US Army officer who
57:34
fought against the Seminole. He was even
57:37
one of those who discovered the remains
57:39
of the Dade massacre after it happened. So
57:41
he actually had discovered, you know, his comrades,
57:44
fellow American soldiers, slaughtered and mutilated
57:46
in the aftermath of the Dade massacre. And yet even he
57:48
was fair minded enough to say, we're
57:51
not the good guys here. These people are
57:53
fighting just to stay in their homes and
57:55
to keep living the way they want to. We're
57:57
the aggressors. And
58:01
then one more quote,
58:04
and I'll call it a day. This
58:07
is from John and Mary
58:09
Lou Missle, who are a husband and wife team
58:11
who are like among the top historians of the seminal.
58:14
And in one of their books on the seminal wars
58:17
called the seminal wars, America's longest Indian conflict,
58:19
they say, militarily, the
58:21
second seminal war was an embarrassment.
58:24
The United States and its powerful army were
58:26
repeatedly humiliated by a
58:29
small band of warriors whom most
58:31
whites derided as nothing more than quote, unquote
58:33
savages.
58:34
The honor and glory that were supposed
58:37
to accompany civilized warfare were
58:39
almost totally absent.
58:41
For those who fought in the war, there was little
58:44
about which to go home and boast. It
58:46
was an experience few of the participants wanted
58:48
to talk about, and very few did.
58:51
For the nation as a whole, the war was
58:53
often seen as a moral failure. The
58:57
Indians were considered desperate underdogs,
59:00
defiantly attempting to defend their homes
59:02
against a heartless and greedy aggressor. Many
59:05
of them were taken prisoner while negotiating
59:08
under a flag of truce, and seminal villages
59:10
and farms were burned, leaving women
59:12
and children to scavenge for food in
59:15
the inhospitable swamps. The
59:17
Indians, of course, committed their atrocities
59:19
and treacheries, but many people felt they were
59:21
driven to it. When the war ended,
59:24
these painful and troubling thoughts were easily put
59:26
aside. Because
59:28
the seminal wars were so quickly forgotten,
59:30
the American public never learned some
59:33
valuable lessons.
59:35
Later conflicts with the Indians of the West
59:37
proved no less unsatisfying.
59:41
The parallels with our experiences in Vietnam and
59:43
the Middle East are often very striking,
59:46
which may be one of the reasons the tale is so
59:48
relevant. Because of we Americans
59:50
had understood what happened in our nation's infancy,
59:52
we may have been better able to avoid
59:55
the pitfalls that have entrapped
59:57
us in our present day and age.
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