8:00

Yeah, like I don't take no

8:02

risk doing that. I mean I live like I'm

8:04

in jail right. I lock down at 10 p.m

8:06

I know South South of me after that yeah,

8:08

like any the air that shit is horrible man.

8:10

What's prison when you win? Wayne

8:13

County Jail in Detroit Detroit downtown

8:17

See it's nice. Yeah, I mean shit is nothing

8:19

worse That was the year the fucking Tigers won

8:21

the World Series to damn I remember just staring

8:23

out at my little window seeing the fireworks go

8:25

off like so what was that 2006? 2006-07

8:29

maybe oh wow okay, so you've been out of jail

8:31

for almost 20 years Yeah, yeah, and you haven't went

8:33

back fuck no you're not gonna go back I mean

8:35

to me rehab was kind of like jail right, but

8:37

it's obviously it wasn't ever damn They're like going to

8:39

college and I don't want to college Did you have

8:41

to get into any fights and stuff and in jail

8:43

no in jail? Um I

8:46

would say close calls a lot of close calls But

8:48

if you just keep your head down and don't say

8:51

anything you could stay out of trouble in jail I

8:53

was always funny Right kind of too

8:55

so people always gravitated to me being silly and shit and

8:57

out and I knew how to rap Right

8:59

and that's like one of the biggest things like if

9:01

you can rap in jail like you like instant entertainment

9:03

for niggas They like yeah, but some bars for me

9:05

man. They like that. Yeah, they like that shit So

9:07

they don't want to fuck you then off, but you

9:09

saw guys fucked up hell Yeah, but I did I

9:11

used to get it I used to get into a

9:14

lot of trouble because I worked I worked in the

9:16

registry I had trustee job and I might be one

9:18

of my main jobs was to pass sandwiches out in

9:20

the morning My motherfuckers is going to court right

9:22

and motherfuckers You know and that's a hard deal

9:24

because you got to think I'm up of going

9:26

to court They don't know what the

9:28

fuck about to happen with them They don't know so

9:31

everybody's coming down there with an attitude and you giving

9:33

them one baloney sandwich in a milk or one

9:35

little packet of Cereal and

9:38

some milk and shit and the guards will tell you

9:40

like don't get nobody no extra shit No, nothing you

9:42

get some extra shit you get fired like and you

9:44

want to keep that job It's one of the best

9:46

jobs to have in jail, right? So motherfuckers always try

9:48

to test you all the time trying to steal shit

9:50

from you a punk you out of the shit So

9:53

you are every day almost got into a fight really?

9:55

Yeah, so my my biggest thing I would just find

9:57

like the biggest motherfucker on my floor, but I hold

9:59

up you want to come down to work with me.

10:01

Yeah like my bodyguard and shit, so I would just

10:03

do that. That's, CS Smart's a lot of the jail

10:05

economy people don't know about. Yeah, that shit sucked though,

10:07

man. Because they look at, you

10:09

know, honestly, giving a person an extra cereal, it

10:11

will risk my job and I don't wanna get,

10:14

because you don't have to go to Waterworld, Waterworld

10:16

is where you fucking wash dishes at, and that

10:18

shit was like, imagine washing 12,000 trays every fucking

10:20

day, you know what I'm saying? So you leave,

10:22

you come back to your fucking floor, you wet

10:25

as fuck, smelling like mildew and shit. You know,

10:27

you only get so many pairs of fucking clothes

10:29

changes, you can change, so when you work in

10:31

registry, you can chill, smoke cigarettes and shit. Really?

10:33

Yeah. They don't give a shit. Yeah, because what

10:35

would happen is, you know, you

10:37

pretty much an intake, so like people would come and whatever

10:40

they got on them, they would throw in a garbage, and

10:42

it was up to me to take out the garbage. So

10:44

they might find a person with a pack of cigarettes on

10:46

them, they'll throw them in the garbage, steal the cigarettes out

10:48

the garbage, and I'm the one that's

10:50

in control of all the cigarettes on the whole jail,

10:52

because usually, motherfuckers, they work that job, they would take

10:54

the cigarettes, break them down and sell them to the

10:56

prisoners. Not me. Right. Oh, I

10:58

was like fuck that, so it was a drought

11:01

when I was in that motherfucker. They hated my

11:03

ass. Dude, that's awesome. Yeah, man. So yeah, we're

11:05

hopping to some of these ex-Dannys, man. You always

11:07

hit me up at danny, at the dannybrownshow.com. It's

11:10

danny, at the dannybrownshow.com. First up, we got cummy

11:12

farts. Ex-Danny! Hey,

11:15

Danny, I have a problem. Almost

11:18

every time I bust a nut, I let out a loud fart. And

11:21

there's usually kind of flapping sounding. Luckily,

11:23

they don't stink too much, but it definitely makes

11:25

me self-conscious. I don't mind when I'm jerking it

11:27

solo, but it can be something really embarrassing when

11:29

I'm with my lady to the point where I

11:32

sometimes dread doing the deed. Have you ever had

11:34

this happen? Anybody know how to deal with

11:36

it? Thanks for the tunes. Shouts

11:38

out to Fart Man. I

11:40

think you just got a loose booty hole. Yeah. It's

11:44

all connected, and I don't think having

11:47

a loose booty hole should

11:50

make you feel less of a man. Because sometimes

11:52

I let out really wet wild

11:54

farts, and my girl will accuse me of being gay,

11:56

because she says that asshole is too loose to make

11:59

it sound like that. But

12:01

I want to make it clear that, you know, I

12:03

just don't do enough Kegels, but I'm not, you

12:05

know, I don't think that it should he

12:08

should be in his head about that. And

12:10

I think also, man, farting is just it's

12:13

just a part of it, dude. You know, he must be

12:15

letting out some crazy loads, though, to bust a fart while

12:17

you drop it. That is that is nuts. I

12:19

wonder if you ever farts come. It

12:21

sounds like he does backwards. Yeah, sounds like he

12:23

does. Sounds like he has before. Yeah. All

12:26

right, man. But yeah, I don't know why you wanted

12:28

me to know about that, man. Yeah, it's kind of

12:30

wild. But what can I help? How can I help

12:32

with that? I mean, yeah, more power to. But I

12:35

guess, I mean, that would be embarrassing. And that was

12:37

the kind of thing, you know. Yeah,

12:39

I mean, well, it would be

12:41

it would be. But in the in the, you know,

12:43

but then you think about it, it's like, what's

12:46

what we accept is weird,

12:49

right? Like she would get upset that

12:51

her guy is farting while they're having sex.

12:53

But then also she'll let him come on

12:55

her face. Yeah. I mean, isn't

12:57

that crazier? Yes, especially if

13:00

she too close to that asshole, he's dropping loads on her

13:02

face. Exactly, dude. If you don't want you, that's the last

13:04

thing you want. You don't want to get you don't want

13:06

to get ask come on your face. But I guess the

13:08

most important thing that he said is that he has a

13:10

girl, you know, which is important. Yeah, because

13:12

she she used to that. So I mean, if you

13:14

was, you know, out here, fucking bitches like getting

13:17

one night stands every night and that kind of shit.

13:19

Yeah. At least you got with the

13:21

same woman, you're safe. Yeah, I don't think they don't

13:23

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Next up we got mama loves her family.

16:02

Yo Danny, my mom is

16:04

dating her second cousin. She's older

16:07

so I know it's harder to find someone. She seems

16:09

really happy and I want her to be happy. But

16:11

does she really need to date her cousin? Dudes

16:14

look like my grandmother and she

16:16

seems a little retarded. My

16:18

siblings and I tease her about it sometimes and it makes

16:20

her cry. We don't want her to cry,

16:23

but how can I talk to her about this shit?

16:25

Should we shut up and let our mom be happy

16:28

or shame her into a breakup? Anonymous. This sounds like

16:30

something in West Virginia. Right. But

16:33

yeah, the whole incest thing is, because

16:35

you know you have special babies. Yeah,

16:38

that's the thing. I couldn't

16:40

knowingly, here's what I'll say. I

16:42

couldn't knowingly bang my cousin. But

16:46

if I found out in the misrelationship that

16:48

this girl was somehow my cousin, it wouldn't

16:50

bother me that much. I mean

16:52

second cousin is pretty close to the bloodline though.

16:54

You would know a second cousin when it's like,

16:57

oh we're both going to family barbecue and then

16:59

it's our family's barbecue. Like third cousin is kind

17:01

of a little more. Yeah, third cousin, fourth cousin

17:03

is like, who cares? It's kind of a game,

17:05

yeah, it's kind of our game. Yeah, I mean

17:07

so banging your cousin, it's strange

17:10

but I wonder if it's just one of those things that's

17:12

just like, it's not as acceptable today,

17:14

but back in the day people in the community, because

17:16

there was just less people. I think that was like

17:18

a thing, especially like in like, you know, small towns

17:21

in the south. Well in the

17:23

city Jewish community, where I live

17:25

in Brooklyn, Williamsburg, the city's Jewish

17:27

community, they get a lot

17:29

of birth defects because they don't even, they're

17:32

so close to the gene pool that they don't

17:34

even know who's cousin and who's not, and they

17:36

have babies with birth defects all the time. My

17:39

thing is, if it's like a

17:41

cousin you grew up with, versus like, you

17:43

know everybody got family like in other cities and shit,

17:45

and you don't know the motherfuckers, and it's kind of

17:47

like, you know, a third cousin from

17:49

like Louisiana or something. Yeah. You think as hell

17:51

or something, you gonna look at her and say,

17:54

I ain't grow up with you. So I don't

17:56

know man, but, I'ma

17:58

just go with, it depends on. the

18:01

region and where you come from and

18:03

you know because I mean certain places

18:05

that's normalized but if you y'all motherfuckers

18:07

in Brooklyn then yeah man you need

18:09

to be shamed yeah you need to be

18:11

shamed yeah I'll say this I'll say this

18:13

you it can't happen in your time zone

18:16

yeah if she lives in your time zone you

18:18

can't do it so yeah but

18:20

no I thought bad though cuz you don't

18:22

want I mean but they old ain't gonna

18:25

have no kids so well that's another point

18:27

is if we're talking about you're in your

18:29

50s and 60s who gives a shit yeah

18:31

bang bang your first cousin at this point

18:33

what's the difference everybody everybody all your moms

18:35

and dads are probably dead anyway who's gonna

18:37

really shame you having your family's dead bang

18:39

your first cousin sounds crazy I'm

18:42

just saying at a certain age what's the

18:44

difference oh shit all

18:46

right man next up we got where's the love

18:49

hey Danny I've been in a relationship for a

18:51

little over three years and I truly love my

18:53

girlfriend but for the past two years I've been

18:55

unhappy she's gotten so busy with

18:57

work in her life it feels like she doesn't love

18:59

or she got so busy with work and her life

19:01

that she lost love for me I brought

19:04

it up before and she always assures me that she does

19:06

love me but honestly I don't feel it my question is

19:08

should I keep trying in a relationship or should I put

19:10

the nail in a coffin and end it thanks

19:12

so much love thank thanks so

19:14

much piss on me be me all right

19:16

sebus that's it so that's

19:19

actually mine I wrote

19:21

that I

19:24

yeah it feels like this

19:26

guy is in that situation

19:28

where he knows it's over

19:30

he could feel it's over once

19:32

the girl disconnects my friend you're never getting it

19:34

back it's over yeah okay I feel like a

19:37

guy can connect and disconnect because you know you

19:39

think about sex you're in the moment you know

19:41

like I feel like a guy can cheat and

19:43

it can be forgivable but a

19:45

woman it's not that a woman's not forgivable it's

19:48

just when a woman cheats it's really over it's

19:50

an emotional thing she's connected to someone else and

19:52

I feel like this guy knows that his wife

19:54

is as or his girlfriend she's probably falling in

19:56

love with someone else yeah you know

19:58

what I you know what you should do bang his second cousin. But

20:02

yeah, that is. You is. That's definitely true.

20:05

Once a woman lost interest, it's kind of like, you know,

20:07

I mean, he didn't say if they had kids or something

20:09

like that, because I think that's the one thing that keeps

20:12

people together sometimes. That is the only

20:14

thing sometimes. But

20:17

yeah, I mean, once you start, once you start to

20:19

feel it, it's kind of, you know, it's like, I

20:22

guess it's like a men intuition. Yeah,

20:24

because I knew I was in

20:26

a relationship once and I was

20:29

telling my friends for months, I was like, it's

20:31

over, she's going to dump me, whatever. And

20:34

then, but you're not really believing it, but you're saying

20:36

it. And then when she actually dumped me and I

20:38

was like heartbroken, those same friends, I was like, I

20:40

didn't see this coming. Did you? And

20:42

they were like, dude, you were telling us every day for six months that she was going to

20:44

dump you. So you knew you just weren't

20:46

accepting it. So I feel like that's what this

20:48

guy kind of already knows that it's

20:50

over. He probably did something to fuck up and he won't tell

20:52

us. I mean, he made it seem like she just

20:55

working too much. Which could be

20:57

a thing, but she probably hitting somebody on them

20:59

business trips. Exactly. I was going to say. That's

21:01

one of those things too, man. But I mean,

21:03

I pray for you, brother, because I know how

21:05

hard it is. I

21:07

pray for you. I know how hard

21:09

that could be, man. I've been through some

21:11

grueling breakups and that shit, that shit changed

21:14

you, man. I know. I feel like,

21:16

do you feel though now you're at a point in your life where,

21:18

and this is probably not good, but I'm like,

21:20

I won't allow myself to get so close to

21:22

anyone anymore. I don't want to ever get my

21:25

heart broken again by a woman. So I'm like,

21:27

you know, by the way, I have a full

21:29

family. So if my girl ever heard this, she's

21:31

like, what are you talking about? I'm

21:33

in a fully committed relationship with a full family. And

21:35

I'm saying I don't get close to

21:38

people because I'm just scared. I don't want to get my

21:40

heart broken again. Yeah. I

21:42

was definitely a piece of shit for

21:44

like 20 years just because the girl cheated on me in

21:46

high school. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,

21:48

what are you doing women wrong in my

21:50

thirties? Because if something happened when I was

21:52

16, I'd fuck off you bitches. Yeah. Well,

21:55

now, I used to be a piece of shit too

21:57

because I would like, you know, be like, oh, you

21:59

know, I would always think about in the moment, right?

22:01

When I was with a girl, I would always think

22:04

about, oh, in the moment, I'd be like, even

22:06

if I'm cheating or whatever, it's like, oh, it's quick,

22:08

you know, she won't say anything, I won't say anything,

22:10

blah, blah, blah. But then you forget about, like, it's

22:12

not about what you do in the moment, it's about

22:15

all the time after, now you gotta carry the guilt

22:17

to what you did. So now that's what prevents me

22:19

from cheating now, is like, I don't wanna live with

22:21

myself every day knowing that I did that, so I

22:23

just don't do it. It's better that way. It's just

22:25

hard. It is hard. It's so fuckin' hard, it's just

22:27

too much work to be puttin' in to be fuckin'

22:29

doin' that stuff. I know, dude, I went to a

22:31

yoga class yesterday, and a hot girl from the yoga

22:33

class liked one of my photos, and I was like,

22:35

I wanna marry her. I wanna leave

22:37

my family and move here. And then I was like, all she did

22:39

was like my photo. But all that

22:42

was, and I was like, I'm in, I'm in,

22:44

I was about to tell my family I'm never

22:46

coming home. Yeah, oh my God. So that's how

22:48

we are, that's how our brains are, but then

22:50

whenever you go home, you jerk off, and you

22:52

forget about it. Yeah, that is the savior of

22:54

lives. That's always what my dad said, he said,

22:56

go home and whack it, if after you whack

22:58

it, you still feel that way,

23:00

then you can message the girl. But 99% of the time,

23:03

you get the poison out, and then you're done.

23:05

Get the poison out. That's it. Yeah.

23:08

All right, next up we got fear of sexy blood. What's

23:10

up, Danny? I'm terrified of blood, but my girlfriend has

23:13

been on my ass about not having sex when she's

23:15

on her period. We're gonna

23:17

try it out once, but I couldn't get it, I couldn't

23:19

get my soldier to stand at attention knowing what I was

23:21

gettin' into. She keeps sayin' shit about

23:23

me bein' a weirdo slash pussy for bein' scared

23:25

and startin' to piss me off. I know some

23:27

dudes love period sex, but I'm

23:29

not one of those scumbags. Should I drop her, or

23:32

if you got another option, let me know, best A-B.

23:34

No, there's not no reason to drop a bitch. I

23:36

mean, everybody gotta, you know,

23:38

you gotta park the red T every now and then,

23:40

man. Yeah, that's what I'm sayin', it's like, that's a

23:42

good way to put it. Dude,

23:45

that's fucking great. You're my Moses. That

23:49

is, yeah, because, I mean, what

23:51

are you gonna do, dude? What are you gonna find a girl who's not

23:53

on her period? Where you wanna date a woman in her 70s? It

23:56

doesn't, you're gonna have to deal with this. Now

23:58

listen, we, You deal with the little blood, so

24:01

what? Why did, but see, my girl doesn't want

24:03

to have sex when she's on her period. She

24:05

just won't, so that's what he's saying. This girl

24:07

wants to have sex. No, them girls get super

24:09

horny when they on their period and shit. Really?

24:12

Yeah, that's like a thing. Them motherfuckers stay wet. Interesting.

24:15

Yeah. So they ain't got

24:17

no control of it, you know what I'm saying? I

24:19

mean, I have no problem with it, but it's just

24:21

the cleanup for me. I just don't, it's just too

24:24

much going on, you know what I'm saying? Like, so. Yeah,

24:26

you could. I mean, if you're in a hotel room, paint the

24:28

town red. Exactly. You know, but when I'm in the crib, man,

24:31

it's like, I don't got time. You guys could put on like

24:33

a hazmat suit and just

24:35

cut a hole in it. Yeah, but yeah, for the most

24:37

part, I mean. There's nothing wrong

24:39

with it. I mean, it's a part of

24:41

human life, man. That's not a reason to

24:43

break up with someone, I'll say. Yeah, definitely

24:46

not, but yeah, I mean, but some people

24:48

are, people got weird blood fetishes and shit

24:50

where it's like, I can't see blood. Like,

24:53

they'll pass out. Yeah, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you,

24:55

I'm not saying I'm turned on by blood coming out of

24:57

your pussy, but it's not like a thing that

25:00

I'm looking forward to, but if you gotta do it, I mean,

25:02

honestly, what's worse? Like, what's worse, me

25:04

having sex and dealing with a little bit of

25:06

her blood or her going down on me with

25:08

my disgusting fucking balls? Yeah. You know

25:10

what I mean, dude? I mean, sometimes

25:12

I'm like, I can't believe she's down there. What the

25:14

fuck are you doing? It's

25:17

all on a day too. I mean, like first

25:19

day period is like. First day period's wild. It's

25:21

wild, it's insane. That's kind of nuts. It looked

25:23

like a murder, it looked like a murder happened.

25:25

You know what I'm saying? But like, when did

25:27

you know, just spots? When did you

25:29

get to the spotting stages? They don't really count, man. So you

25:31

can hit that. Yeah, I can. But

25:34

yeah, that's just me personally, it's just clean up. And

25:37

even though I don't even watch the fucking cheats in

25:39

my house, but it's just. Who washes

25:41

them? Yeah, my girl. Oh, okay, there you go. But

25:43

it's just like, I don't wanna be, I mean, you

25:45

gotta put a towel down at night. Oh, that's just

25:47

me. Fuck that. We'll fuck a

25:50

hotel room up though. Right, now is

25:52

your girlfriend black, white, Latina?

25:54

White, white. White, yes. I

25:56

sometimes, I figured you had a white.

25:58

I thought you had a white. People

38:00

hear that in the song think I'm joking but no it was a

38:02

friend I had a friend named Chinese Mike and his whole family was

38:04

Chinese But they grew up right in the hood with us and

38:06

he was like nigga all the time nobody ever blinked off Yeah,

38:09

because he's that's interesting. Yeah, but I think he was white

38:11

though. That's what I think now He was white in

38:13

the hood with his niggas would have beat him up But

38:15

I think if you just any minority and you grew up

38:17

with us and been there and live that Lifestyle because

38:19

I think it's more of a lifestyle than actual word Yeah,

38:22

I don't think I don't think when when people

38:24

say it like that they mean any any derogatory

38:27

They don't mean it in a bad way if

38:29

they're non black say it, you know, so yeah

38:31

Yeah, cuz no one ever shit Mike that niggas

38:33

a nigga to me Mike

38:37

now I think he in jail. Yes. Yeah

38:39

real nigga shit So,

38:42

what'd you listen to he was growing up when I was

38:44

growing up I would listen to Ace

38:47

of bass. Oh shit. I saw the signs. Yeah, I

38:49

saw the sign. I liked ace of bass. They were

38:51

dope Whitney Houston, like I said,

38:54

you know Jay Z was huge when

38:56

I was a kid and he was like that He

38:58

had he was coming out with everything He

39:01

started in 96. He was like I was 12. He was 12 in 96. I'm 1984.

39:03

What are you boy 81? Oh shit So

39:09

so I was so, you know, I

39:12

was that I

39:14

would say who else did I really

39:16

listen to? You know what man? I

39:18

would listen to when my grandfather was

39:20

alive Connie Francis old-school 1950s

39:22

singer. Oh shit some Frank Sinatra Connie Francis

39:24

She had a great song lipstick on my

39:27

collar and I would I would listen

39:29

to that Who

39:32

else who oh, well, of course wu-tang.

39:34

Yeah, I listen to a lot remember Donnell

39:36

Jones Yeah, Donnell Jones. I listen. I loved

39:39

his music Aliyah. Okay, like SWV. So he

39:41

was a 90s R&B guy I

39:44

literally have that if you looked at my playlist you would

39:46

think it was a playlist for a 16 year old black

39:48

girl 1997 that's

39:52

So nostalgic to me because that was like, you

39:55

know school dances. Yeah, it does give you

39:57

like a warm fuzzy for me Yeah, like when

39:59

I think and

46:00

bringing them up and you know, and

46:02

you know, grooming them, putting them out and

46:04

tracking shit, and then now they get crazy. Pimp's

46:07

been getting hit hard now. Well that's

46:09

good though. The type of fucking charges you'll get for

46:11

pimping now is like in my 20 years. You'll get

46:13

20 years. You'll get to fucking murder somebody type shit,

46:15

yeah. Damn. So yeah, it's definitely

46:17

illegal. But you can go to some places man,

46:20

like fucking, and you can just see it. It's

46:22

still like the fucking old school, like bitches out

46:24

everywhere, like Figaro and LA and shit, or like

46:26

in Seattle it's crazy too. Seattle?

46:30

Interesting. They got their own little traps. You be

46:32

like, what the fuck? Bitches out there, asshole naked

46:34

man. That shit is like crazy to me man.

46:36

Asshole naked's a nice description. I

46:39

like that. All

46:41

right, Nevada's the only place though. Okay. Oh

46:43

yeah, yes, yes, yes. In Reno, they

46:46

have legal prostitution. Yeah, I think just Nevada, because you

46:48

know they got the brothels and shit and all that. That's

46:50

why I look at any bitch different when they tell

46:52

me they're moving to Nevada. Like hold up bitch, what

46:54

you doing? Yeah. I

46:56

live in Vegas now, you selling pussy. All

46:59

right, let's spin the wheel, we'll get about here man. Thank you so much

47:01

for coming too man. It's great to talk to you man. Me too. All

47:04

right. All right, let's see what we got going on. Let's spin it.

47:06

Okay. Bruce

47:15

Springsteen. I think you

47:18

would know more about Bruce Springsteen tonight. Believe it

47:20

or not man, I don't know much about him,

47:22

other than I know he's from New Jersey, born

47:25

in the USA. Yeah, that's all I know is born

47:27

in the USA. Born in the USA. I'm not a

47:29

Bruce Springsteen, I'm not a fan of, I love Bruce

47:31

Springsteen, I just don't know too much of his music.

47:33

Does Bruce Springsteen still play shows? Yeah,

47:36

he does. Oh yeah, that's dope then. Shout out Bruce

47:38

Springsteen. Shout out Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, that's all I know

47:40

is born in the USA. But

47:43

yeah, I don't know if I have enough, damn

47:46

it, 74 still kicking ass. I told you

47:48

that's the dream for me man, to be fucking

47:51

74 still busing bars and shit. Be

47:53

up there, freestyle. I don't know if, that may

47:55

be a thing that you can't rap when you

47:57

get a certain age. Right. Like you

47:59

can't just be able to. physically do it. Right.

48:01

Like singing, you know, holding notes and shit like

48:03

that, but... Who's the oldest rapper

48:05

still going? The oldest working rapper? That you could

48:07

think of. Like somebody who's like good, who's like

48:09

on tour that like just raps. Nas? Nas is

48:11

still out there and he's in his 50s now,

48:14

right? He's in his 50, yeah. Yeah. No, um,

48:16

yeah. Yeah, Nas just turned

48:18

50, I think. Would you say as

48:20

you as a music guy, Nas is

48:22

the best... Who's the rapper's rapper? Like,

48:25

like who would people say that's the

48:27

best rapper of all time? MF Doom.

48:29

Okay. As far as like rapper's rapper, like I

48:31

think all other rappers will be like, yeah, Doom better

48:33

than me. So I would say MF

48:35

Doom. Okay. Does he go

48:37

out and rap still? He did. Oh, he's dead. Rest

48:39

in peace. How'd he die? Um, I

48:43

forgot. He was like some um... And he's British?

48:45

I mean, he was born. He's from New York.

48:47

You remember Third Base? No. KMD?

48:50

Yeah. No, see that's the thing. It's

48:52

so, it's in its... Then he had

48:54

a rare type disease type shit. Got

48:56

it. Because it's so, it's so, uh,

48:58

inside rap that he wasn't even like

49:00

mainstream at all. I mean, he was.

49:02

He started off... Third Base was

49:04

like the, the white rap group from like, what they

49:07

from... I mean, they's from New York. But

49:09

he was in the group under them as KMD, but

49:12

then his brother got killed. Oh. And then

49:14

once his brother died, he just... It's actually

49:16

a great story, man. He just, he literally

49:18

became like the villain of rap. Interesting.

49:20

Like he wore that mask and he fucking... He

49:24

literally... Daniel Dumao. They don't

49:26

know the Daniel, you know that? Yes, sir. But

49:28

yeah, so he became like the villain of rap

49:30

and he just was like... Every album is fucking

49:32

amazing, man. But... MF Doom. All right. Yeah, I

49:34

feel like, like you say, rapper's rapper. Yeah. Because

49:36

like a comics comic, like, may not be the

49:38

one who sells the most tickets, but like a

49:40

Dave Attell would be like, oh, as comedians, we're

49:43

like, that's what comedy is, is what Dave Attell

49:45

and Colin Quinn and those guys do. Yeah, I

49:47

would think it would be MF Doom. Okay. But

49:49

to me, like, Nas is my favorite rapper ever

49:51

that I grew up listening to. But I still

49:53

know Doom is better than Nas. Right. But I think

49:55

Nas would tell you fucking Doom is better than him

49:57

though. Interesting. So most rappers are... or

50:00

it'd be like MF deal more is the best. What was it,

50:02

just his flow? He broke every

50:04

rule you can fucking define rap. And it

50:06

was just so much deep lore with how

50:08

he made songs and shit. He would have

50:10

fucking samples that talked about the

50:12

song, like the whole concept.

50:15

He never wrote hooks. It would be just

50:17

like 50 bars straight. And it's

50:19

like, you can hear it, but if you read it, it

50:22

was more like poetry. It was really just

50:24

so deep poetry, man. His brain

50:26

was different, for sure. So different. But

50:28

he was really a student of rap. He remember from

50:30

it when it started to where it was at. That's

50:33

dope. And he released so many albums, man.

50:37

It was damn near

50:39

like, man, when the MF Do-em album dropped, it

50:41

was like nothing else was going on for the

50:43

week. Interesting. You're literally just sitting there just studying

50:46

that shit. See, it's amazing because I'm alive, and

50:48

I've never even heard of him. So

50:50

that's cool. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, it is

50:53

something crazy, especially any old school

50:55

hip hop head, man, crazy.

50:58

Live from Planet X, that was his live album. That's

51:00

one of my favorite live albums I've ever heard. But

51:03

yeah, and then every album, he created a new

51:05

character, like Venomous Villain,

51:07

Va Villain. He wrote

51:09

an album from the perspective of being like a

51:12

Godzilla monster. That's Take Me To Your Leader. Wow.

51:15

Um Food was a whole record that was

51:17

just pretty much using food as the concepts,

51:19

but it was talking about real shit. Interesting.

51:22

Yeah, so it was crazy. It was just so

51:24

much deep. Born Like This was actually, um, what's

51:27

the fucking name of that fucking author, man? God

51:29

damn it. All right, man. It's

51:32

going too far. All right, man. MF

51:34

Doom. But yeah, if you ever

51:36

want to, I mean, his most popular album

51:38

is Mad Villain that he made

51:40

with MF Doom. I mean, not with Mad Lib. So

51:42

that's like super classic. So yeah, if you ever get

51:44

some free time, I'm going to listen to it. I

51:46

just want to hear some crazy, like, off the wall

51:48

bars and shit. That's it, MF Doom. So yeah, man,

51:50

we got it. You got some shit you want to

51:53

plug? Yeah, christicomedy.com. I'll

51:55

also be in Europe in

51:57

June. I got

51:59

shows in Amazon. Amsterdam, Belfast, Liverpool, London,

52:03

Glasgow. So come through, christycomedy.com.

52:05

And then I got shows

52:08

with Sam Morrill in Atlantic City co-headlining.

52:10

And yeah, man, thank

52:13

you. All right, thank y'all, man. Love y'all motherfuckers,

52:15

man. See you, same time, same channel. We out.