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The
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first time I caught the night bus was pure
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chance. I'd heard the legends, of course,
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we all had. Urban legends are
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a big thing where I live. I suspect
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it's partly because I hail from an unremarkable
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and frankly dull provincial city
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that has little else going on. Kids
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growing up around here don't have much to do,
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and so their imaginations tend to run
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wild with escapism being all the
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rage. My friends and I were
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obsessed with urban legends during our formative
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years, gobbling up tales whispered
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in the playgrounds, and later posted
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by anonymous users on online forums,
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We found the legends both frightening and
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exhilarating, bringing excitement to
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our otherwise boring lives. It
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would be fair to say that I was quite naive
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back then. Some of my friends were
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more cynical, but I truly believe
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them all. The vanishing hitchhiker of
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Spencer Street, the south side patrolman,
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and the white lady of Croftmanner were
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a few of my favorites. My friends
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and I took on the role of amateur sleuths
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investigating every site and searching
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for any evidence of these legendary cryptids
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and other worldly entities. To
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my extreme disappointment, we found nothing,
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no ghosts or ghouls, no monsters,
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and no signs of anything out of the ordinary.
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Eventually, I too became cynical,
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concluding that all such legends were just
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childish nonsense, and I was wasting
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my time pursuing them. The
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last bus was another of the local myths
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that we'd heard growing up, and I'd
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assumed it was fake like all the others, but
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Now I know better. Officially,
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the last bus out of the city center leaves at
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a quarter to midnight from the bus depot on
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High Street That's the bus which
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sensible people catch if they want to get home
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safely after a night out on the town.
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The pubs and clubs close at one AM,
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and the crowd of drunken revelers pile
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onto the streets, fighting for taxis,
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lining up for late night kebabs, attempting
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a last minute hookup, or calling
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up friends in search of all night house parties.
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It's the same chaotic scene every Friday
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and Saturday night. Usually, there
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are a couple of fights and a few people
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who will injure themselves by falling over
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drunk on the pavement. It's all
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depressingly predictable. The
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police will be called out as will the ambulance
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crews and eventually the crowds will disperse
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as an eerie silence returns to the
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darkened streets. Then
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we enter the twilight hours when all
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sensible and law abiding citizens are at
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home safely tucked up in their beds.
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After hours, the streets are left to
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the vulnerable, like the homeless with nowhere
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else to go, forced to seek shelter
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and shop door fronts, wrapping their
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cold bodies and old sleeping bags and
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praying that they make it through the night. Then
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there are the predators, the one that
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your mother warned you about, the gangs
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of bugs who patrol the streets, their
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blood up as they search for a victim to violently
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attack and the predatory men
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who lurk in the shadows watching for vulnerable
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women who they can prey upon. On
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a Monday morning, you'll read the stories in
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the local newspaper, and the homeless man
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beaten to a pulp. The young girl
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sexually assaulted in a back alley police
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will open investigations and appeal for witnesses.
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Sometimes they'll catch the perpetrators and
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other times they won't. You'll have
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sympathy for the victims, but secretly
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feel relieved that it didn't happen to you
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or somebody you know. In
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these cases, the culprits are human
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monsters. Made of flesh and bone
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and not the other worldly fiends I tried
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to chase. During my cynical
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years, I believe these human predators
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were the worst things out there that they
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owned the twilight hours before the dawn,
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but I was wrong. There
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are far worse things that lurk in the
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shadows. The first occasion
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I caught the night bus came during a difficult
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time for me. I'd just turned twenty
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one and had split up with my partner of two years.
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Looking back, I now see how the breakup
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was the best thing for both of us. But
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at the time, I was devastated and
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so angry. My
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friends had taken me for a night out on the town,
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in the hope it would cheer me up. A
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nice idea, but unfortunately it
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didn't work out that way. I drink
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way too much starting out on the
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beers and moving on to shots of hard liquor.
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We went to a club where I made several
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embarrassing and unsuccessful attempts
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to hook up. As if that wasn't
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bad enough, I then started a fight with my
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best friend. Throwing a punch at him before
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I got thrown out of the club by the doorman and
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foolishly decided to walk the streets alone
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in his drunken stooper. I
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somehow managed to avoid getting beaten up
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or falling on my face and cracking my head
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on the pavement. Instead, I
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managed to stagger to a bus shelter, not
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realizing in my inebriated state
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that the official bus service had finished for
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the night, and there wouldn't be another one
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due until morning. I remember
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laying down to rest on the bench and I must
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have passed out because I woke up several
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hours later and saw the streets were empty.
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I was all alone or so I thought.
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My heart almost jumped out of my chest when
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I saw the old bus driving down the street towards
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me. Emitting black smoke from its
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exhaust pipe as it came, its noisy
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engine interrupting the previous quiet.
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The vehicle was partially illuminated by
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the street lights although I noted
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with some concern how the lamps flickered
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as the bus drove by them. The
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vehicle looked like a throwback to the nineteen
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sixties the kind of ancient
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tin can on wheels you'd expect to see
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at a classic car show. Unlike
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the modern vehicles we're used to, Though
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was that glide along the street quietly, this
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old rest bucket rattled along and
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wisely looking as if it could break down at
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any moment. But instead, it
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kept coming. Driving down the empty
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road and coming ever closer to my shelter.
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I noted how there were no emblems or motifs
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painted on the side of the bus and no
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destination name was shown above its front
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windscreen. The vehicle's exterior
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was painted all in black and even the
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windows were tinted Meaning, I cannot
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see who or what was inside. I
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felt a cold chill run down my spine
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as I recalled the details I'd heard about
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the last bus legend. One
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of those I'd read and studied during my
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youth. The vehicle I was seeing before
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me matched the description of the one in the
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stories, the phantom bus that appears
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on an abandoned street in the early hours,
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offering rides to the weary and needy.
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I came close to panic in that moment wondering
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whether I was dreaming or suffering a paranoid
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delusion. I'd spent
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so much of my youth chasing these legends
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searching for any evidence that could prove
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the existence of something outside our
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own reality. But now that the truth
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was staring me in the face, a big
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part of me wanted to just up and run away.
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I couldn't tell if I was excited or
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terrified, but I held
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my ground and waited for the bus to come
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to me. I stood up on my
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shaking feet as the bus pulled in
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beside my shelter, and despite the
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amount of alcohol I'd consumed, I suddenly
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felt quite sober. It seemed
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to take forever for the vehicle to park and
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for the creeping door to swing open. When
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it did, I was confronted by a friendly
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middle aged man wearing a neat blue uniform
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form while he sat behind the wheel driving
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his bus to an unspecified location.
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He smiled down at me, his eyes twinkling
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in a welcoming fashion. Then
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he opened his mouth and spoke in a soft,
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almost fatherly tone of voice, saying,
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good evening, my friend. Are
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you coming on board? I'd heard
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about the enigmatic driver before, but
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nevertheless, his appearance in whole
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demeanor took me off guard. I
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struggled to find the words to respond, stuttering
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my way through my reply, where
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where will you take me? I
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inquired nervously home.
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The driver responded with a reassuring smile.
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I'll take you home. Eventually, but
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life isn't about the destination. It's
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about the journey. Sometimes
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you need to take a leap of faith. So
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what do you say my young friend? Will
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you ride with us? I'll admit to
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being scared in that moment, terrified
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in fact, Somehow, I realized
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how important this was, how the decision
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I made right then could shape the rest of
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my life. I didn't know exactly
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what would await me if I got on board, but
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I had a good idea and it was terrifying.
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But if I walked away, I would never discover
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the truth. And so, I
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took a deep breath, plucked up my courage,
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and stepped onto the bus Seeing the
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driver smile as the door shut firmly
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behind me. When I saw the driver
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up close, I sensed something
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sinister about him and instantly started
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regretting my decision, but by then
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it was too late. That was
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the first time I rode the night bus.
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Over the years, I've been on it three times
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in total, living to tell my tail
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on each occasion. Catching
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the phantom bus isn't as easy as you would imagine,
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There's no set of rules that you can follow,
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no set time or location. I
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don't know whether it's sheer chance or if
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the bus itself chooses the passengers. I
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have, however, been able to piece together
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common threads using both my own
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experiences and those of others who've
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made the journey. We have an online
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form which we use to tell our stories and
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exchange information. It's an
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issue of safety as much as anything else.
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The night bus can be lethal if you don't
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keep your wits about you. Having
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accumulated this knowledge over the number
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of years, I will now share it with you
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here. Once you step onboard
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the bus, you'll see rows of hard
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back seats stretching back to the rear of
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the vehicle's interior, There's nothing
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unusual about this, at least
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not at first glance. You'll see
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other passengers too, but you mustn't
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engage with them at this point. And don't
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look them in the eye. Take
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a seat on an empty bench somewhere toward the
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front of the bus. It doesn't really matter
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where exactly they will come to you
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in their own time. The journey itself
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can last for hours, or at least that's
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what it will seem like when you're on board. You
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can see out the windows from the inside and
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look upon the scenery such as it is.
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Initially, you will see familiar sites
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city center streets, buildings, and
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businesses that you'll recognize. Nevertheless,
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you'll soon realize that something isn't quite
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right with the scene. The streets
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will be totally abandoned. With no
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traffic or pedestrians anywhere to be
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seen, there won't be any businesses
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open or lights emanating from anywhere
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along the road. The further you
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drive out from the city center, the more
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bizarre the sites you will encounter. The
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soon the tidy streets and well maintained
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buildings will give way to urban decay,
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crumbling structures and ruins, like
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those of a lost city forgotten to time.
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Eventually, the bus will leave the
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city behind and enter what appears
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to be a dense forest. The narrow
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road you will follow will be shrouded in darkness
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with the only illumination coming from
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the vehicle's bright headlights. If
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you glance into the woods on the other side of
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the road, you will occasionally catch a glimpse
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of shadows moving behind the tree line,
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strange figures and unidentified animals
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with glowing red eyes glaring through the
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darkness. You'll see these
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unnerving creatures for only the briefest
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of seconds as the bus drags through
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and then they'll be gone. At
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first, you'll think it's just your fertile imagination
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playing tricks on you. But deep
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down, you'll know that there's something evil
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lurking in those woods. By
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this point in the journey, it should become clear
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that you're no longer in the realm of the living.
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I don't know where the bus takes you, but
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I do know it is not wise stare out
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the windows for too long. What
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looks out there can drive you mad, and
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besides, your focus should be on those
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inside the bus. As they pose
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the more immediate threat. My
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fellow online sleuths and I think of the
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passengers as lost souls. It
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seems certain that they are no longer part of the
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world of the living. There's something
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lacking in them, an important
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piece that is missing. Once you
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talk to them and they will engage
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with you whether you want them to or not,
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you'll see the sadness in their empty
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dead eyes. They'll want to latch
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onto you because you have what they
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want. Life. That's
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why it's so important that you follow the rules
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Don't let them get inside your head, whatever
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you do. There are six entities
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you're likely to encounter once you set foot
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upon the bus, all of whom have their
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own unique traits and tricks, which they'll
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attempt to use against you. Based
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on the shared experiences of our forum members,
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I have pieced together a description of each
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of these other worldly entities. Firstly,
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there's the driver whose physical description
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I've already covered The driver's
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first job is to get you on board, and that's
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why he'll appear to be so friendly in welcoming,
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enticing you to take a ride on his bus.
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However, once the door shuts behind
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you and the bus starts moving, you'll
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see the driver smile falter ever
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so slightly as he breaks eye contact and
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focuses on the road. Despite
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this, the driver is a benign figure
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who plays a small but important role in
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the events which follow. His
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job from this point forward is to
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simply drive. And he does keep
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his promise to you. He will bring you
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home eventually, assuming
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you don't fall foul of any of the spirits
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during the drive, Like I said,
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the journey will seem to last for hours,
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but when he drops you off at your home street
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back in our realm, no time will have
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passed whatsoever. He
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lets you off smiling once again
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and saying, have a nice
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evening. Hope to see you again
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soon. And you'll be left
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standing on the pavement outside of your home,
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but weldered and in a state of shocked
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disbelief as you watched the phantom
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bus drive down the road. Before
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it inexplicably vanishes at the end
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of your street. After the driver,
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the first passenger you're likely to notice
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is the party girl, This is an
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attractive young woman who appears to be in
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her early to mid twenties. Her physical
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appearance will change on each occasion Sometimes
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her hair will be brunette and other times
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blonde. Likewise, her
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skin complexion can either be pale
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or dark depending upon the beholder. What's
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consistent is how she's made up and dressed,
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donning a cocktail dress and high heels
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and carrying a designer handbag Her
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fragrance is sweet and enticing, but
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you may also smell a hint of alcohol on
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her breath. You'll note how her mascara
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has run indicating she has been crying.
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Nevertheless, there is something in her
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deep and expressive eyes which will draw
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you in. An inner beauty and vulnerability
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that plays on your emotions. It's
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worth noting that you will be attracted to young
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woman in spite of your gender or
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usual sexual a preference. You'll
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be unable to take your eyes off her and
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will feel compelled to take a seat close to
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her. The party girl will engage
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you during the early stages of the journey.
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Distracting you from the bizarre sights outside
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of the buses windows. At
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first, she'll be flirtatious and fun
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asking you about yourself and talking about
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her night out But soon, the
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conversation will take on a darker tone,
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and the girl tells you about a tragic event
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from her past. Childhood abuse,
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a violent ex partner, or the death
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of a loved one. The story
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will vary each time, but will always
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be one of sadness and suffering. Your
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heart will go out to her even if you're
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not usually an empathetic person. Once
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she's told you her woeful tale, a
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young woman will ask you to go home with her,
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to give her some comfort. You will
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be tempted, but under no circumstances,
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should you agree to go with her? It's critical
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that you remember what she is and
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what she really wants from you. My
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advice is to politely decline her offer
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without causing her undue suffering. The
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party girl may be a lost soul, but
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by all accounts, she still feels
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human emotions. She won't be angry
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when you reject her. But instead, we'll
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sobbed softly into her hands. You'll
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feel guilty, but you must move on
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and switch seats, leaving the poor girl
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to her misery. The next passenger
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you'll encounter sits a couple of rows behind
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the party girl. We call her the
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0AP or the pensioner. She's
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an elderly woman in her eighties, her
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white hair and curls wearing a shawl
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and a heavy winter coat. And with
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the shopping cart on wheels parked under her
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seat, Her face is wrinkled
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and the perfume she wears is quite overbearing,
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but the OAP has kind
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eyes and a sweet motherly smile.
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She'll remind you of an elderly relative, like
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a grandmother or a gray aunt, and
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you'll feel an affection towards her.
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A woman of her age and appearance is the last
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person you'd expect to find riding a bus
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during the early hours of the morning and
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yet, here she is. Another
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lost soul trapped on a journey that never
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ends. The OAP will speak
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with you in a kindly, wholesome fashion
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asking about your life and family while
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also entertaining you with anecdotes from
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her long and interesting life. You
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truly will feel a ease talking with her
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but you mustn't forget what she really is.
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The conversation will end with the woman asking
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you to accompany her home, to help her with
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shopping, or something like that. She'll
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offer to prepare you something to eat, your
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favorite meal or snack, whatever
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that may be, and she'll offer to put you
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up for the night. Again, you'll
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be tempted, but you must say no.
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On this occasion, it doesn't matter
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how politely you refuse her offer. Whatever
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you say or do, she will react with absolute
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fury, screaming every obscenity
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under the sun as her face screws up
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in anger. It's the last thing
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you would expect from a seemingly sweet old
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lady, but this is what will happen. As
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soon as she launches into her hateful tirade,
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you should leave your seat and move further down
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the bus. And you would be wise not
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to engage with her again for the rest of the journey.
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The next passenger you'll meet is a scruffy
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middle aged man known as the drunkard.
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He sits close to the back of the bus and
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is perhaps the type you would spec to find
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on a late night service. I
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wouldn't recommend sitting too close to the drunkard
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if only because he smells pretty bad.
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His breath, stinking of alcohol, and
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cigarettes. You'll know how
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his old clothes are soiled and torn,
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and his unkempt beard will be badly
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matted. You probably
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won't wish to engage with him, but the drunkard
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will begin a conversation with you regardless.
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And against your better judgment, you'll
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get drawn in. The drunkard will
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turn out to be surprisingly intelligent and
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insightful, seeking to educate you
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on such matters as religion, philosophy,
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and scientific theory. He'll
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tell you story in the form of a parable
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or fable. One with a dark
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twist to it. When I first met
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the drunk he recounted to me the tale
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of the frog and the scorpion, one
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that demonstrates the cruel and destructive
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nature of life. Next,
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he'll remove a silver hip flask from the inside
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of his jacket pocket and offer you a drink.
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Regardless of your alcoholic preferences,
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you'll be tempted to take a sip. The
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drink will smell sweet and inviting, but
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of course, you must refuse him. After
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you turn down the drink, the drunkard will shoot
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you an angry look before shaking his head
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and saying, you're a damn
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fool, a stupid child.
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You have no idea what you're dealing with.
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This is your cue to move on. Now,
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you'll notice how the first three passengers are
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trying to draw you in. Using whatever
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charms or supernatural powers they have
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at their disposal. Their ultimate goal
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is to trick you into leaving the bus. Needless
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to say, you must not do this.
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Not if you want to make it home. Nobody
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knows exactly what happens to those who fall
19:33
into one of their traps. We
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do know that several members of our forum
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have vanished without a trace over the years,
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and my city has a long history of unexplained
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disappearances. The fourth passenger
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is different from the rest however. He
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is a young male who sits on the back row
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whilst listening to headphones linked up
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to an eighty style walkman. We
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call him headphones guy, and it
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seems all he does is listen to music. His
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eyes closed as he taps his foot to the
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beat. The headphones guy will not
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attempt to engage with you or even
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acknowledge your presence. As not
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to say, he isn't dangerous however. There
20:08
was a member of our group who had a run-in
20:10
with the guy. To be fair, it
20:12
wasn't unprovoked. Feeling
20:14
bold, my friend got right up in the passenger's
20:16
face. Waving his hands and clicking his fingers
20:19
in an attempt to gain the spirits attention.
20:21
When this failed, he foolishly grabbed
20:23
the guy's headphones, physically pulling them
20:25
off his head. Predictably, the
20:27
headphone guide didn't react well to this violation.
20:30
In an instant, he jumped up from his chair
20:33
lashing out with his fist and knocking his assailant
20:35
down in one punch. My friend
20:37
remembers a sharp intense pain in the
20:39
back of his head before he blacked out The
20:42
next thing he remembers is waking up in his
20:44
own bed the next morning with a broken nose
20:46
and a nasty gash on the back of his head.
20:49
He also found a note in his jeans pocket
20:51
crudely written on the back of an old bus
20:53
ticket in what looked like dried blood.
20:56
It read, do that again. I'll rip
20:58
your head off. Unsurprisingly, my
21:00
friend never rode the night bus again. I
21:03
don't know what the headphone guy's deal is, but
21:05
my advice is to believe him well alone.
21:08
At this point, you're probably wondering why one
21:10
would wish to catch the night bus at all,
21:12
given how you'll be transported to a terrifying
21:14
alternate reality and encounter otherworldly
21:17
spirits who wish to trap you there. Well,
21:20
the short answer is that no sane person
21:22
would bar a handful of crazed
21:24
urban adventurers and amateur paranormal
21:26
investigators such as myself. Most
21:29
of us who have boarded the phantom bus have
21:31
done so by accident. Not realizing
21:33
what they were getting themselves into until it
21:36
was too late. And most of
21:38
those who rode the bus once have no inclination
21:40
to do so again. But those of
21:42
us who do seek out the phantom bus for
21:44
a second or a third or in
21:46
my case, fourth occasion, well,
21:49
we have our reasons. One reason
21:51
above all others. In fact, we
21:53
want to see the harbinger and ask him
21:55
our one permitted question. I'll
21:58
regret my first ride on the bus for the
22:00
rest of my days. Although I was
22:02
drunk, I had enough wits about me to
22:04
see off the various tricks used by
22:06
the ghouls, but I wasn't prepared
22:09
for him. The harbinger is the
22:11
only passenger who isn't already riding on
22:13
the bus when you first get on, he
22:15
comes later. After you've negotiated
22:17
your way through the ghostly entities and you
22:19
think the worst is behind you. The
22:22
first thing you'll notice is the burning cross
22:24
mounted on top of Dark and Hills overlooking
22:27
the road on the left hand side. I
22:29
remember the first time I saw that boating
22:31
symbol and the immense fear I felt
22:34
as I knew something was coming. A
22:36
moment after I spotted the cross, I was
22:38
shocked to see the bus was slowing down,
22:40
pulling over to the side of the road and parking
22:42
up in a lay by Next,
22:44
the driver operated the swing door at the
22:46
front of the bus, opening it to whatever
22:48
lay on the other side. The
22:51
terror almost overwhelmed me as I
22:53
thought of the horrors that lurked within the shadow
22:55
lands of the creatures and demons
22:57
hiding in the haunted woods and hillsides
23:00
I recall looking to the other passengers somehow
23:03
hoping these devious spirits would offer me
23:05
some protection from whatever was coming
23:08
but instead, their heads were down
23:10
as they maintained a solemn silence. Realizing
23:13
I was on my own, I glanced out the window
23:15
to witness a site which chilled me to the
23:17
very bone. There was a small
23:20
covered shelter by the roadside, almost
23:22
covered by overgrown vegetation and
23:24
only just visible in the dim light.
23:27
And within this seemingly abandoned
23:29
bus shelter stood a tall hooded
23:31
figure, a sinister individual
23:34
with his face covered and his considerable
23:36
frame hidden underneath the long and
23:38
dark robe. The mystery
23:40
man remains still and silent Although
23:43
I soon spotted the animal by his side,
23:45
a large black dog that snarled aggressively
23:48
through a snout filled with razor sharp
23:50
teeth. As it collared it mean
23:52
with hungry and predatory eyes,
23:54
only a thin glass pain separating
23:56
me from him. I imagine
23:59
the hound breaking loose, ascending the
24:01
steps and charging down the aisle before varying
24:03
its razor sharp fangs into my soft
24:05
flesh. Thankfully, the
24:07
god's master retained control of his beast,
24:10
although I was far from out of danger.
24:13
I also noticed how hot or stifling
24:15
it suddenly became. As an almost
24:17
unbearable heat wave hit me. Meanwhile,
24:20
the bus remained parked for what seemed like an
24:22
eternity. Its door jar
24:24
has the driver waited to see whether his
24:26
passenger would get on. Now,
24:28
I've since learned that the hooded figure
24:30
we call the harbinger will do one of
24:33
two things at this point. Either
24:35
he will remain rooted to the spot until
24:37
eventually the driver will say something like
24:43
Well, not tonight then.
24:45
Before he closes the door and drives on,
24:48
from what I've been able to gather from both my
24:50
experiences and those of my contemporaries,
24:53
This is what happens most of the time.
24:55
Two times out of three, the harbinger
24:57
won't step out from the bus shelter, and that
24:59
will be the end of it. But sometimes
25:02
he will step forward marching through
25:04
the mud in his heavy boots while dragging
25:06
his hellhound along on a leash and
25:08
he'll come on board the bus Gliding
25:10
down the aisle with his faithful mutt following
25:13
behind him, prompting the driver to
25:15
say, good evening, sir. I
25:17
trust you'll have a pleasant journey. The
25:19
harbinger will not answer. Instead,
25:22
he'll take a seat near the front of the bus,
25:24
pulling his hood down to reveal what lies
25:26
underneath. To
25:28
this day, I can't fully explain
25:30
what I saw in that terrifying moment. It
25:33
seemed like there was only a dark void
25:35
where his face should be with two burning
25:37
orbs instead of eyes. He had
25:40
no mouth that I could see and so
25:42
my rights he shouldn't have been able to speak.
25:44
And yet he did. Come,
25:47
sit with me. He ordered.
25:50
Come sit with me so we
25:52
respect. As you can
25:54
imagine, I was utterly terrified in
25:56
this moment so much so that I
25:58
thought I might pass out, but the
26:00
reasons I can't explain, I obeyed
26:02
the harbinger's orders. Feeling
26:05
like I physically cannot resist him
26:07
and as if my legs were no longer under
26:09
my control, I remember looking
26:11
to the other passengers as I walked down the
26:13
aisle hoping that one of them could help
26:16
me, but each of the four kept their
26:18
heads down as they muttered in unison residing
26:20
a prayer in a language I cannot understand.
26:24
It became obvious that the harbinger held
26:26
power over these lost souls and
26:28
they were all trapped under his spell.
26:30
Perhaps they were once like us, falling
26:33
victim to the phantom bus in the harbinger's
26:35
godlike powers. In any
26:38
event, They offered me no assistance
26:40
in that fateful moment, and I soon
26:42
realized I was completely at the harbinger's
26:44
mercy. I involuntarily took
26:47
a seat on a road direct behind the harbinger.
26:50
His head turned in an unnatural way
26:52
to face me because his dog snarled
26:54
aggressively in my direction, but thankfully
26:57
assisted the urge to bite me in the lake.
27:00
I can't really describe how the harbinger smelting
27:02
other than to say he's stank of
27:04
death. The fiery orbs
27:06
he had instead of eyes stared right
27:08
at me, and I couldn't look away no matter
27:11
how much I tried, I felt
27:13
like I was on fire. I saw
27:15
burning under his hateful glare. In
27:17
my state of object terror, I imagined
27:19
what this monster might do to me. I
27:22
reckon he could kill me with ease, but
27:24
this was the least of my fears. Instead,
27:27
I believed I may become like the others
27:29
another anonymous fossil, riding
27:32
this damn bus for relativity. In
27:35
any event, I was powerless to do anything
27:37
in that moment other than remain frozen to
27:39
my seat waiting for the harbinger to
27:41
speak. Despite his absence
27:43
of eyes, somehow I could tell he
27:45
was looking down on me. That he
27:47
considered me with total contempt like
27:50
I was something he'd stepped on. To
27:52
this day, I don't know whether he
27:54
was speaking out loud or if his voice
27:57
was only in my head, either
27:59
way, I found myself totally
28:01
transfixed as he spoke his
28:02
words. I see
28:05
another new mortal has found
28:07
its way into my realm. He
28:10
began. I assumed he was referring
28:12
to me. All confessed
28:14
to having little time rear contemptible
28:17
and weak race. Nevertheless,
28:20
I must respect the bravery of
28:22
the odd individuals such as yourself.
28:25
Not many have the courage to come
28:27
to this dark place. For
28:30
this reason, I will grant
28:32
you safe passage, and I will
28:34
answer your one question ask
28:37
me what you will, and I will
28:40
impart you my infinite knowledge.
28:43
Now, this is a moment I've replayed
28:45
over and over again in my head over
28:47
the years. I literally could
28:49
have asked the harbinger anything The
28:51
winning lottery numbers who killed JFK,
28:54
the meaning of
28:55
life, he sees and knows
28:57
everything, and the possibilities are limitless.
29:00
One of the guys on our forum asked the harbinger
29:03
how he would die and was told that his
29:05
vices would kill him within six months.
29:07
Well, this guy was an addict, but he
29:10
laughed off the harbinger's warning and continued
29:12
using. Six months later,
29:14
he was dead from an overdose. And
29:16
then there was a young woman who, at
29:18
the time of her encounter with the harbinger, was
29:21
stuck in an abusive and controlling relationship.
29:24
She asked the entity what would happen if she
29:26
stayed with her asshole boyfriend. Well,
29:28
she was told her life would end unless she
29:30
broke off the relationship. This
29:33
proved to be the motivation she needed to leave
29:35
him. And about a year later, the bastard
29:37
was arrested for murdering another girl and
29:39
ultimately sentenced a life in prison. But
29:42
of course, I didn't know any of this at
29:44
the time. I felt nothing but pure
29:46
tear as I sat frozen to my seat.
29:49
Quaking in my boots as the harbinger glared
29:51
down upon me with disgust. In
29:54
that chilling moment, I could only think of
29:56
one question to ask, which I
29:58
stuttered out from my trembling lips. What
30:02
what are you? I swore
30:04
could hear the creature scoff with contempt
30:06
before he gave his
30:07
answer. My poor
30:10
child, a lost
30:12
who humans will never fully comprehend
30:15
what I am and what I represent. Nevertheless,
30:19
I owe you and answer and I
30:21
shall explain in the simplest of
30:23
terms. I am the
30:25
past, a present, and
30:27
the future. I see
30:29
you all from where I stand and
30:31
yet I have sworn not to intervene
30:34
in the mortal realm. He
30:36
paused momentarily turning his burning
30:39
orbs toward the darkened landscape outside
30:41
the window. This
30:44
world you see before me is my
30:46
kingdom, my domain, I
30:48
offer sanctuary to those who
30:51
have nowhere else to go. Giving
30:53
a home to those lost souls
30:55
trapped between the mortal and eternal
30:58
realms. Perhaps you
31:00
will come here one day and become a
31:02
permanent resident of my dark realm
31:05
or perhaps not, you
31:07
could have inquired after your ultimate
31:09
fate of course. But you
31:12
chose not to do so. But
31:14
I have answered your one permitted question
31:16
and fulfilled my outlook and
31:19
now my child, I
31:21
will bid you farewell. With
31:26
that, he rose from his chair and
31:28
summoned his hound gliding down the
31:30
aisle as he made for the exit. I
31:32
was flabbergasted and in a state of shock
31:35
I still had so many questions to ask
31:37
and I opened my mouth without thinking, wait,
31:40
I called after him instantly regretting my
31:42
decision to speak The harvest
31:44
returned sharply, his orb like
31:46
eyes earning every fiercer. His
31:49
how growling as it bared its sharp teeth
31:51
Pulling on its lead as it tried to get at
31:53
me. When the harbinger spoke again,
31:55
his tone became angry and threatening.
31:58
And my blood and you damn
32:01
full. I have tolerated your
32:03
thirst in my realm best bowl.
32:05
Do not test my patience. I
32:08
can inflict pain upon you, which
32:10
goes beyond your worst nightness. I
32:13
will not hesitate to do so and break
32:15
my rules again. I felt
32:17
all the blood drained from my face, and
32:19
my whole body shook uncontrollably as
32:22
sheer terror overcame me. Needless
32:24
to say, I did not utter another word.
32:27
Instead, I watched on and shocked
32:29
awe as the harbinger glided down the
32:31
aisle, dragging his snarling hellhound
32:34
with him. The driver brought the
32:36
bus to a slow halt to allow the godlike
32:38
creature to disembark. I
32:40
began to feel pings of relief as I
32:42
thought my ordeal was nearly over
32:45
but there was one last twist to his Macao
32:47
episode. As the harbinger
32:49
stepped off the bus, my fellow passengers
32:52
suddenly shot up from their seats, all
32:54
simultaneously turning in my direction.
32:57
To my horror, I saw their eyes had
32:59
turned jet black and their mouth were
33:01
wide open, revealing gaping black
33:03
holes. It seemed like they were trying
33:05
to scream and yet no sound was emitted.
33:08
And then I saw what was lurking in the darkened
33:11
woods on the other side of the road. Hundreds
33:13
of fiery red eyes emerging from
33:16
the tree line belonging to unholdy
33:18
beasts that howled like wolves in the night,
33:20
everyone focused upon our bus.
33:23
I reamed out and tear, fearing that
33:25
the harbinger had changed his mind and was
33:27
summoning his hellish minions to tear me
33:29
apart. The howling rapidly
33:32
increased becoming so loud, but I was
33:34
nearly deafened. What happened
33:36
next remains something of a blur in my
33:38
memory. I recall the horrific
33:40
den and the pressure built up inside my
33:42
head until I bought my skull where explode.
33:46
Suddenly, there was a winding flash of light
33:48
forcing it to hide my eyes underneath my
33:50
hands. A moment later, I open my
33:52
eyes again, only to discover that the beast
33:54
had vanished as had my ghoulish fellow
33:56
passengers. I was the only one
33:59
inside the bus, just me and the driver,
34:01
as we continued down that lonely stretch
34:03
of road. have very little
34:05
recollection of the rest of the journey. I
34:07
don't think it was much longer before we left
34:10
the dark realm and returned to the city streets
34:12
I knew and recognized When
34:14
we arrived on my home street, I cannot
34:16
believe it, thinking it was another trick.
34:19
I sat still in my seat for some time
34:21
until eventually I needed to be prompted
34:23
by the driver who called out to me
34:26
saying, your stop
34:28
my friend. Come on now please
34:31
I can't wait here all night. With
34:33
some trepidation, I walked down the
34:35
aisle and stepped off the bus, feeling
34:37
the cool fresh air against my skin
34:39
as I returned to the realm of the living.
34:42
I recall the driver wishing me a good night
34:44
saying he would see me again before
34:46
he drove away. So
34:52
that's my story, but it's
34:54
not quite the end of it. You may well
34:56
ask why I didn't abandon my obsession
34:59
with the phantom bus after my terrifying encounter.
35:02
Well, for a long time I did, but
35:04
in the end my curiosity got the better
35:06
of me. I don't like the uncertainty
35:09
of life, of not knowing what lay
35:11
is before me. I used to think
35:13
that's just the way it is, but now
35:15
I know better. The harbinger
35:17
is out there and he can provide the answers
35:20
I need I won't waste my opportunity
35:22
a second time. For years,
35:24
I have chased the bus and I've caught it
35:26
a further two times On both
35:28
occasions, I boarded and avoided the
35:30
traps set by the ghoulish passengers and
35:33
both times I waited for the harbinger
35:35
to board. But he would not move from
35:37
his shelter and so my hopes were frustrated.
35:40
It's been extremely disheartening, but
35:43
I will not give up. Tonight,
35:45
I will seek out the bus once again. I
35:47
will keep doing so until the harbinger answers
35:49
my call. I know the risk
35:52
One night, I may board the phantom bus
35:54
and never make it home. But nevertheless,
35:57
I need to do this. I must
35:59
know the truth no matter what the cost
36:02
Now, if you'll excuse me,
36:06
I have a bus to catch.
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