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Alright everybody, welcome to the Past

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Times Podcast. Each week we

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go through an old newspaper from a

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random Dayton history picked out by Dave Anthony.

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I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it

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before and neither is our guest this week,

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Dorian DeBose. Hi Dorian, thanks for joining us.

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Hey Gareth and Dave, how are y'all? Hello,

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good. We're great. We're great. We're

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really great. Lovely. Well, let's

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start Dorian, people can follow you on

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Instagram, verbose DeBose. Yeah, I be talking.

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So because you're a chatty DeBose. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's one of my favorite things

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to do is just real gabber. You're

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pretty good at it. I met you in Kansas City, but

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you live in New York now right next to a train.

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So there's a chance we'll hear a train. Yeah, if we're

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lucky the M is running on time, you will hear five,

0:51

six, maybe even seven. Is your

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audience a train audience? Okay, great, that's something to look forward

0:55

to. They're actually not. But

0:58

we're looking to expand. No, we're very

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eager to expand in the train world.

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Yeah. So that's why this is a get. This

1:05

will be great if we can get those. We

1:07

want train spotters. We want train spotters. No, this

1:09

is the dream. They're loyal

1:11

train people. They

1:14

are, they are. The train people show up. They're

1:17

hardcore dem voters. You

1:20

were just saying you have a complicated relationship

1:22

with San Diego. So number one,

1:24

fuck the charges. Glad that they left. But

1:28

number two. We're

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getting train people, but we're losing the San Diego.

1:34

Like in college, I fell in love with like

1:36

three different girls who were all from San Diego,

1:38

just like independently of each other. How?

1:41

Just meeting them in person? Yeah, I mean, you

1:43

haven't seen them in five other days of summer.

1:45

Instead of like a many sexy dream girl, it

1:48

was all women from San Diego. I never even

1:50

told any of them. Yeah, I think that's the

1:52

follow up. Yeah. Yeah,

1:55

it's not that's not

1:58

so they didn't reject you as much as.

2:00

They just had no idea. Concept. Do you

2:02

want it? Are you in a relationship

2:04

right now? Do you want to float out any of who

2:06

they are and see if we can spark some? I think

2:08

two of them are married and one of them is like,

2:10

yeah. So none of those are

2:12

obstacles. Yeah, those are. Those are

2:14

back in the five years. Yeah. All

2:16

right, Doreen. Well, we start off, we'll guess what

2:19

year this paper is from. Since

2:21

it's my show, I'll start and

2:24

then you get a chance. Awesome. We've

2:26

had papers from the 1600s. At

2:29

some point, Dave's going to drop like a 1981. I

2:33

know that's going to happen. That's right. You

2:36

hear that? There it is. Yeah,

2:39

it is. We do evolve for you.

2:43

Um, I'm going to guess that

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this one. Do you want to do you want a

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headline? OK, give us a headline. Sure. Give us a

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teaser. Not that this helps. Romanian

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sentence to jail for life. Mm.

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That's nothing for me.

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No, that means all Romanians.

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That means Romania exists. All

3:03

Romanians? You guys don't remember that? Run

3:05

all Romanians. Well, you would either flee or

3:08

you'd stay there. And those are called the

3:10

Romanians. I'm going

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to shut up, Dave. I'm going

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to guess that does very

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little for me. I'll guess 19. 1919

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is going to be my guess. Can

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I have two guesses? What the fuck? I'm

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sorry. Yes. I was asking questions.

3:30

Yes, go ahead. Yes. I thought

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it's either 1907 or like 1957. OK.

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It's very unorthodox, but OK. Close.

3:40

Close. Oh,

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good work, Dorian. Was there anything that led you to

3:45

that? Yeah, like

3:47

I figured that that was like a

3:50

Yugoslavia thing. That had to be like

3:52

something like. Interesting. Unrest

3:55

happening in that area. OK, you did get

3:57

two guesses, so don't showboat too much. No,

4:00

I really needed the one I had the second justice to make

4:02

you feel better Okay,

4:05

all right Dave let's party what do you got?

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Well first of all Spectators

4:13

in the court applauded when a

4:15

bookers tribunal yesterday sentenced the former

4:17

leader of the Romanian peasant party

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To life in prison on trees and charges. Yeah,

4:22

I was just I was just finishing that headline The

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so this is another Australia paper

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the Canberra Times Okay

4:31

from November 13th 1947. Okay.

4:34

Okay, so they're big

4:36

Romanian stuff Romanian

4:38

peasant party doesn't party. Yeah,

4:41

there was self identifying as peasants

4:44

Yeah, that is yeah, I

4:46

guess it's all like the working poor

4:48

party, right? I mean, that's a yeah

4:50

Yeah, well, I mean it's highly it's

4:52

way more relatable today than say the

4:54

Democratic or the Republican Party So I

4:56

would definitely go more. You're right. It's

4:59

not there's not a lot of shine

5:01

on like it probably didn't get test

5:03

marketed Yeah, I

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mean I wouldn't I personally wouldn't call my

5:07

party the broke people party. Well, I'll call

5:09

it Let the people with a little bit

5:11

money late. That's what people appeal to the

5:13

middle class. Mostly the middle class party would

5:15

do so well Famously,

5:18

that's what both parties say they are. Yeah,

5:20

it's right. They

5:22

really are If one of

5:24

them said like we're for the more for the broke

5:27

people people don't like you when you when you like

5:29

make policies For them, but you've labeled as a broke

5:31

person policy fair point. Yeah, fair point.

5:34

That's true Communists

5:38

seeking to enslave world Yeah,

5:40

that is it that's a

5:42

perpetual headline Literally,

5:45

I saw that posted on Instagram two days ago. Yeah,

5:47

I'm in my gifts to 2024. Yeah. Yeah. Oh My

5:54

god, are the police after the train? against

10:00

the hotel owners are hitting people. Cause if it's

10:02

hitting people, it's a problem. True. He's

10:04

probably not hitting anybody. I would imagine. But he's on

10:06

strike. He's like, fuck this place. And the cops are

10:08

like, get out of here. Yeah. He's

10:10

like, fuck you too. And they're like, that's actually a very illegal for you.

10:13

What you just did. Yeah. That's

10:15

actually communism to tell. It's up to us. Fuck

10:17

you. Clashes

10:19

between strike pickets and the police occurred

10:21

outside the hotel last night when the

10:23

strikers tried to prevent two lorries delivering

10:26

oil. Jay

10:28

Union organizers example of

10:30

troweling himself in, it must be throwing,

10:33

right? Throwing himself

10:35

in front of one lorry had been

10:37

limited by other pickets. The lorry drivers

10:40

agreed to take the oil back with

10:42

them. So that's why he

10:44

got arrested because they was successful. And

10:47

it's also like when you watch what's going on

10:49

now, like with just stop oil or places like

10:51

that, like it's like

10:53

they're doing so much more coordinated shit and the

10:56

trucks like run over them. But back then they

10:58

were like, we should turn around. This is crazy.

11:00

A man is there. No,

11:02

it's like crazy. Like I feel like a lot of the

11:04

thoughts on like this kind of protest would like change so

11:06

much. I was like back then

11:08

at a minimum, your fellow person, like you're

11:11

like the other person like across me was

11:13

like, all right, you might be being

11:15

a bit annoying to me, but like ultimately I

11:17

understand what you're doing. Whereas like now

11:19

they're just like, all right, you're you're

11:21

like making it so there's only one lane of

11:23

traffic. What if I hit a civilian? And

11:27

and and they

11:29

and it's also like what like

11:32

I just love the way that we're

11:34

just like, I won't be inconvenienced. It's

11:36

like you're going to be so massively

11:38

inconvenient. Like I was watching the news

11:40

this morning talking about the heat wave,

11:42

quote unquote, and the way that they

11:44

are just like, golly,

11:46

this is cuckoo anyway.

11:50

And you're just like, what the work dying? No,

11:53

you're the only brushing past. I remember like at

11:55

one point I was reading about all the different

11:57

things that like climate change was like good cause.

20:00

functioning down there and like so he was like

20:02

a guy who couldn't and then got mad at

20:04

the sex parties. I believe him to be functioning.

20:07

Really? Yeah, because there were some

20:09

pictures that came out. It's not just their

20:11

fantasy. There were some pictures that came out

20:13

that looked like he was really romping around

20:15

with another gentleman. Oh really? Oh

20:18

I thought that was like before like

20:20

because he was like paralyzed later. Oh

20:23

maybe it was before. That's a shame. When

20:25

you say gentleman, did the guy have a top hat on? No,

20:28

no question. He

20:31

didn't dress well off in his figure. Yeah,

20:33

that's true. Yeah. Well,

20:36

that's like he dressed like a racist from

20:38

Webster, which is what he was. Yeah, true.

20:40

True. True,

20:43

fair. Personally, I think if Congress was to have the sex

20:45

parties, it'd be more one of the more relatable things they

20:47

do. Yeah. I

20:49

would just love to see it. I would just

20:52

love to because you just know that there's a

20:54

lot of ass eating and be not along party

20:56

lines. Or

20:59

maybe it is. Maybe. But it is still a

21:01

hierarchy like everyone would have to line up and

21:03

eat plus his ass. Boy,

21:06

I'll tell you what. Lunch is off my

21:08

menu. Lunch

21:13

just went bye bye.

21:15

Just imagine. I'd be

21:17

like, oh, it's a

21:19

lot of four to

21:21

34 people behind below

21:23

the city. Yeah, you're

21:25

nay. Just the right.

21:29

Big job. Wait,

21:31

man awarded two

21:34

thousand six hundred and fifty eight

21:36

pounds for loss of arm. Wow.

21:40

That's not a lot.

21:42

I got sold early on that. 58. Yeah.

21:46

So not a lot of money for an arm. Four

21:49

grand. Yeah. Four

21:51

dollars for an arm. It's

21:53

like four grand back in the forties. That's what

21:55

it's got to be like 30 grand now. That's

21:57

nice. That's a nice chunk of change. Worth

22:00

it. That's a nice chunk. How

22:03

much would you sell your arm for right now?

22:05

Oh, fuck. Throw a number out there, but it

22:07

can't be like, How

22:09

much? No, no, no,

22:11

dude. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no,

22:13

no. No, no, no, no. No,

22:16

an arm, you gotta go, we're talking. An

22:18

arm. So you acknowledge this guy got patent

22:20

peanuts for that arm. Yeah. Why

22:22

didn't you, a fucking lawyer? Yes,

22:24

yes, it's bullshit, I wouldn't do it.

22:27

What the record reflects, my client is.

22:29

For fuck's sake. This is out of

22:31

Sydney. When

22:35

a postal truck hit a panel van

22:37

he was driving, Frederick Thomas Duke, ice

22:40

vendor of Tweed Heads. Tweed

22:42

Heads. He's from a place called Tweed

22:44

Heads. Ice vendor? Tweed,

22:47

an ice vendor from Tweed Heads. It's

22:50

very Australian. That all sounds very fake

22:52

to me. Yes, right? As with most

22:54

stuff in Australia, when you're there you're

22:56

like, what? And they're like, well he's

22:58

the gimmit salesman from Woggabum. You

23:03

can't go out there at night, there's the dingoes,

23:05

it's like, what do you mean? It's

23:08

a fake animal. It's true. And

23:10

then you see him and you're like, you weren't

23:12

making these things up. Well that was

23:14

something we covered on the dollop once, was like the

23:17

first guy who found a platypus was like, this is

23:19

not real. He was like checking it for stitching. He

23:22

was like, it's fake. Yeah, there's no way.

23:24

Who put the beaker on this? Someone

23:27

beaver to duck. He

23:32

had his right arm severed above

23:34

the elbow. Duke said

23:36

in a- That's making it a little more interesting too.

23:38

So we got a half action. Okay. That's

23:41

a skunk. You're losing like just the

23:43

top half of your arm. Yeah. Why

23:46

would you say best part? I would say best part

23:48

of your arm. It's a key part for sure. Well

23:50

if I had to pick, I would definitely say remove

23:52

the middle part and then just reattach and give me

23:54

T-Rex arm. Yeah,

23:57

that's the best option. We're talking about an accident. This is

23:59

an act of God. 50

24:01

grand, you know, I'm, hey, I'm

24:03

not going away. Okay. You're

24:06

not going away. You're going away. Do

24:08

the, do the tiny arm. What

24:11

do you mean? Do it? No, I'm not going to do it. Let

24:13

me see it. No, I'm not doing it. We

24:17

are making that deal. Well, so is

24:19

that what happened to Narls Barkley? He

24:21

with his, what

24:25

do you mean? I don't know. He has, he

24:27

has tiny arms. What

24:30

do you mean? Cilo? Yeah. Yeah. I

24:33

think Cilo was just built like that.

24:35

Yeah. Cilo's just, yeah. Cilo's just toddler

24:37

boy. became

24:39

a man. Put

24:42

his hand up top. Also some very

24:44

puzzling tweets. He's

24:46

not, it turns out not a good guy. No. I

24:50

mean, he's just positing the question. If a

24:52

woman is passed out next to you and

24:54

you finger her, did it make a sound,

24:57

which I think is Zen Buddhist conundrum. Let's

25:00

just, it's

25:02

great. It's great. How many people are

25:04

rapists now? Sure. Just saying it, saying

25:06

it. Yeah. Now it's not, now it's

25:08

not the right word. But

25:11

just like out, just like out and like, yeah,

25:13

no, I'm going to, I'm just still working. I'll

25:15

do a concert. By the way, tweeting. It's interesting.

25:18

Tweeting. It's interesting. I

25:20

saw Andrew Tate just straight up tweeted the

25:22

N word like twice yesterday. And they're

25:25

like, like, people who were like, and

25:27

colleague buddy buddy with him were like, Andrew, what

25:29

is like, hold

25:34

on, Andrew. I thought I knew

25:36

you. This

25:39

is not like he was like, buddy, this is,

25:41

this is all him. I heard him talk for

25:43

the first time like two weeks ago

25:46

and it was shocking. A

25:48

because of what he said and B because of how

25:50

he sounds like this is your goo. That's

25:53

your guy. This is, you could do better.

25:56

I'm only shocked when a rapist turns out to

25:58

be a racist also. It's very yeah,

26:00

like Elaine. Honestly, you got a letter.

26:03

I know or just. OK.

26:07

Can't be both. My

26:10

not like a relevant

26:13

opinion, but like they will

26:15

sometimes show me pictures of both Andrew and

26:17

Tristan. Like, how is Tristan not the bigger

26:19

one? I don't even

26:21

know what Tristan did. Seriously, it's like

26:23

a like alpha male influencer.

26:25

He's got a weak ass chin. He

26:28

does. Well, it's like double D

26:30

from Ed Edinetti. I'm not buying that.

26:32

I choose it tastes way better

26:35

looking. Yeah, it's crazy. Like

26:37

I always said this about comedy like the

26:41

dumb people need comedy, too. So people would always get

26:43

mad at shitty comedians or whatever. I'd be like, yeah,

26:45

but the dummies need it. And that's what that's what

26:48

that's what Edertate is. He's for dumb

26:51

people. Yeah. Yeah. He's a

26:53

bargain bin guru. Yeah. So

26:57

do sock hops back to the dumb people.

26:59

Yeah, it's true. Interesting. Duke

27:03

said in a Supreme Court today where

27:05

he sued the Commonwealth, claiming the accident

27:07

was due to the truck drivers negligence

27:09

that he got us a surprise

27:11

when he looked down and found his arm had been

27:13

cut off. Wow. It's

27:16

one of those. I mean, it is

27:18

surprising. What? It's

27:20

got to be crazy. I but I remember learning

27:23

that there were times where someone

27:25

would lose an arm and not know right away. And

27:27

that blew my mind as a kid. I was like,

27:29

what the fuck? Like, is that the way you want

27:31

to find out is going like, now I are. You

27:33

don't want to be like, whoa, that was fucking close.

27:37

Oh, no. Yeah. This

27:39

is that. This is that. What's

27:42

wrong with it? Who is arm is that?

27:44

Why did they steal my class ring? This

27:49

is a lot of blood. Somebody needs help. We got

27:51

to call 911. I'll do it. Oh,

27:53

no. Call

27:56

911. Oh, it is for me.

27:59

Oh, God. The

28:02

driver of the truck was Robert Duncan, who said

28:04

he also had a shock when he

28:06

saw Duke saw him drop from the side of

28:08

the vehicle. We were both very surprised. We

28:11

were both really... That was crazy. What do you feel

28:14

like you're having a bad day? I just cut off

28:16

some guys. Yeah,

28:18

mine! Oh,

28:21

whoa! Whoa! Yeah,

28:24

I mean, that's definitely a bit

28:28

shocking. I wouldn't point it out either. If

28:31

he was like, that was crazy, I'd be

28:33

like, that was crazy. Anyway,

28:35

let's just get out of here independently.

28:37

I'll go. Yeah,

28:40

you should figure out who did this, but I'm

28:42

at work right now. We're not going to leave

28:44

until we find out who did that, or whose

28:46

arm that is. Oh,

28:49

it's 130,000 pounds today. Well,

28:53

130,000 pounds today. So we're

28:55

talking $150,000. Because

28:59

the UK's crashed. Left

29:03

arm, mid forearm.

29:06

Yeah, what are you doing? You're doing it? Like

29:09

left arm and right here, but mid forearm. Are

29:13

you in? Yeah. Okay. You

29:15

are? Let's get it go fund me. Perfectly

29:18

with the left foot. No,

29:20

no, no, you made the deal, Dorian. This is

29:22

a legally binding podcast. You're high, your

29:24

eyes are bitter on Patreon, can have my left

29:26

foot as well. Wow. Wow,

29:29

the foot is generous. That's awesome. You're a

29:31

good guy. But if you lose the foot,

29:33

then you're just buying a new foot, right?

29:37

Hey, we talked about it. We got a winner here. This

29:39

is going to help a lot of members. That's

29:42

got to cost at least 100 grand. I

29:45

don't think my left foot's worked yet. I don't

29:47

got fucked up either. They're not special. I'd

29:50

love to have one on my desk as a book

29:52

weight. It's very

29:54

windy where I am. I'm doing book weights.

29:56

Wow. It just got

29:58

very, uh, awesome. Awesome. Yeah.

30:01

Penis. Grease insists on heads

30:04

of bandits. On

30:06

what? Grease insists

30:08

on heads of bandits. I

30:12

love the greas- I've always enjoyed the Greeks.

30:14

Yeah. Bring the heads. When

30:17

a price is put on the head of

30:19

a bandit or a gorilla, it is customary

30:21

for the head to be severed and brought

30:23

in for the reward. I

30:26

like that. We gotta proof. You can't just say I caught

30:28

the head. You can't just bring

30:30

in an ID or the body. You could just bring in

30:32

the body, but I guess it's a lot to drag. Or

30:35

you could bring in- No, it's heavy. There should be

30:37

bandits that are eating well and that's the problem. That's

30:39

what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

30:41

You should be able to bring in a part of the head.

30:45

I don't like what you're doing. You're saying we should

30:47

scalp the bandits? Or take a nose. What

30:49

are you, you're too lazy to bring the whole head? How

30:52

about the nose and ears? I don't wanna

30:54

carry it. Like it's- That's a Mr. Poteina

30:56

head of bandits. Yeah, that's not good. That's

30:58

way worse. That's weird. Just take

31:00

the head. Put it in your pneumatic. And

31:02

yes, bring the whole head, you fucking lazy. What

31:04

about popping the eyes out? Why? Now you're just

31:07

doing weird shit. You're just doing

31:09

weird shit. And you bring those in and you go, and

31:11

the guy's like, why are there- I brought the eyes and

31:13

penis up the bandits. Yeah, you're just like, no, no, we

31:15

just need the head. Oh man. Well,

31:18

I left the rest of the head. I

31:20

figured- Here, I got a

31:22

bag of dicks. Eyes and penis. Whose

31:25

dicks are they? We don't know what their dicks look like.

31:28

Oh man. Now one's

31:30

not mine. I don't know why you'd say

31:32

that. Nobody said that. It's not. Oh

31:35

my God. I

31:37

just need the money. We

31:40

know that- I can't make rent.

31:42

You brought in one dick, no end,

31:44

and it's clearly yours. Ah,

31:46

fuck. Jesus, you idiot.

31:49

Come on, just can I have something? Ten

31:51

dollars for being weird. That's not enough. It's

31:54

my dick. Well, you're

31:56

the guy's dick. I didn't- What?

32:00

It's like a far more bizarre.

32:02

It sprays like a shower. Oh, what

32:04

does your stop

32:07

go? There's $50 to leave. We're

32:12

just looking for the heads of the bandits. So

32:14

20. Sure. Go. Honestly,

32:16

just get out of here. Thousand dollars. No,

32:18

you're just being that guy. Leave. We got

32:20

to do we got a pile of. If

32:22

I come back, if I come back with

32:24

a bag, by the way, don't leave that

32:26

here. Fuck.

32:29

Yeah. How was

32:32

work, honey? Not

32:34

good. Oh, the negotiations

32:36

did not go well. Yeah, these guys

32:38

are good on posters. I

32:42

brought in a head of a bandit in

32:44

some sense. A sort of. Well, huh. They

32:48

should have said what bandits these guys.

32:50

They're just ripoff artists.

32:54

This was admitted by the Minister

32:56

for Public Order commenting on the

32:59

publication in London of pictures showing

33:01

severed heads being carried through Greek

33:03

villages and on

33:05

London reports of atrocities by Greek

33:08

government forces. I

33:10

mean, you just got to rob the guy. You

33:13

just let that guy get real. This is

33:15

what I would do. Hang out of the

33:17

bushes of the head return facility two miles

33:19

away and then just rob the head guy.

33:22

Take the heads. Take the head. Just be like,

33:24

nice work, dickhead. And then just like stab him

33:26

and just be like, hey, is 30 heads. You

33:30

know, how do you know the heads? Yeah,

33:33

it could be worrying. I didn't know the head was

33:35

lying. How do you know the damage? It's

33:38

true. It's true, too. It's just I

33:40

don't know. I did him the atrocity and

33:42

like, and they were bandits and we have

33:45

their heads. Well, I'm assuming you're you've got

33:47

some picture of some kind to be like,

33:49

that's him. But I always think that

33:51

when like when you're in the airport, TSA takes a

33:53

real quick like I'm not like I don't think they're

33:55

ever like, that's not you. They're doing

33:57

like a 1947 Photoshop of like. Like

34:00

Ben Dann on this guy. Yeah,

34:02

yeah, sure. Yeah. That's

34:05

the movie. The severed

34:08

head makeover. Looks just like

34:10

him. The only real

34:12

way to tell if it's the right person is if

34:14

you have their dick in a bag. We've

34:17

moved very far away from your initial

34:19

pitch for a reason. So do

34:21

not bring us back to where you were going before.

34:25

Nobody's co-signing your bag of dicks. I would

34:27

like to option it. Thank

34:29

you, sir. Dorian's selling his arm and foot

34:32

for 130. Yeah,

34:35

but he's- For your audience. Yeah,

34:38

but he's- I like it for us, but

34:40

it's bad decision-making. On your Patreon. Think about

34:42

the fucking ride you can buy with that

34:44

though. He's gonna have like a sweet ride.

34:47

It's ain't gonna be a stick. Dude, it's

34:49

gonna be so fun driving a car in

34:51

New York City. Yeah. Just

34:53

top down, arm off. Not

34:58

able to hit the gas? Yeah,

35:00

honestly. Yeah. It's

35:03

my left foot. I'll be good. Okay. All

35:05

right, all right. The

35:09

minister said the government would investigate

35:11

charges of atrocities and any regular

35:13

troops found guilty would

35:16

be drastically dealt with. I mean, no, they're

35:18

not gonna. I'm

35:21

just gonna say it right out. They didn't investigate the

35:23

atrocities. I like it. I

35:26

like England does not- I want someone to place both sides on it. England

35:30

does not investigate atrocities or they just

35:32

don't. That is so, what

35:34

a horrible thing to say about-

35:36

They do them. A wonderful, oh, good

35:38

Lord. Name

35:42

a thousand things England has done wrong. Yeah. Right

35:45

now, name 60 countries they've taken things from.

35:47

I will give you one minute to say

35:49

a million things about England that are, that

35:51

they did or are in caress. Starts now.

35:54

I'm waiting. That was also a wrong

35:57

way. Claim

36:00

for 1,000 pounds dismissed

36:02

by Supreme Court jury Okay,

36:06

this is Sydney again a Supreme Court jury

36:08

today rejected a claim for 1,000 pounds damages

36:12

by Robert Watson 40 against

36:15

a Broadway hotel keeper Wow

36:18

This one all the way to the Supreme Court. Yeah Yeah,

36:23

when you were just like complaining about like the

36:25

sheets you're like mother fuck go to the Supreme

36:27

Court tomorrow, it's just crazy What's

36:30

the alleged happy to be there? Yeah. Yeah,

36:32

sure Watch the

36:35

legacy swallowed a piece of glass from

36:37

an unsound Tumbler while drinking

36:39

at the bar of the Westminster

36:41

Hotel last year. Okay, I Okay.

36:46

Yeah, they try. It was probably in the ice. I

36:49

do think he swallowed a piece of glass I do think

36:51

I do too. I do too. I had

36:53

some it's as well. I guess very

36:55

Australian Yeah, I'll have

36:57

a tumbler of glass place Cracking

37:00

it Earnest

37:04

you on the rocks, please. No ice.

37:07

No, I

37:09

see what you did Our

37:14

next artist James Coyle licensee denied the

37:16

tumbler was unsafe and this was accepted

37:18

by the jury Watson tonight he had

37:20

coughed and bitten a piece out of

37:22

the glass. Oh Wow,

37:25

this guy might have just been a genius

37:30

Rums and that was just like I

37:33

think I'm all make a living by biting

37:35

the glass And

37:38

this is very clearly like a bite taken out

37:40

of the glass Is

37:43

David bleeding in the bar His

37:46

mouth like fucking bleeding is a little

37:48

bit. Okay, you'll beat the fucking We

37:51

all saw you bite. You've got to bite it real

37:53

prior to see Watching

37:56

there's a little bit of glass and if you

37:58

do that you that is That

38:00

is there's no it like it's definitely not premeditated He

38:02

was drunk and then decided to do it because if

38:05

you were like I've been working on this new plan

38:07

that I'm hatching You bring in a

38:09

piece of glass and you do actually swallow it,

38:12

but if he bit the glass It's

38:16

very Australian Also, I'll

38:18

show you what it's gotta it's

38:20

gotta have to prove. It's from

38:22

the glass you have to bite it So it

38:25

looks like it came from the glass, right?

38:29

Do what he does I feel like

38:31

no he doesn't what do you mean? He's not

38:33

just saying there was a chip of glass

38:36

in The drink he's saying

38:38

it came from the glass. Oh, yes. Okay, so

38:40

that's why I mean Yeah, I think that's what

38:42

but that's one of the things where the jury

38:44

just looks at me goes Yeah, that guy's squirrely

38:46

looking. No, yeah He's

38:50

yeah way. He keeps winking at us Yeah,

38:52

yeah, yeah the audience can't look at all

38:54

audio podcasts, right? Well,

38:59

they'll put the video on

39:01

the patreon with your go fund me link. All right,

39:03

thank you. Thank you I'm

39:06

like I want them to know we all winked Yeah,

39:09

we all went if you're listening. I think the

39:11

audio will pick that up You

39:14

guys hear my wink. We're

39:17

all still winking into our mics. It's loud as fuck right now. Yeah.

39:19

Yeah Yeah Loud

39:23

Blake Man

39:26

killed after coral in hut

39:29

Wow This

39:32

is a wall on gone

39:34

wall a gun. There you go. Well, it was

39:37

a date I

39:41

think it's Victoria West

39:45

side Hey

39:49

It's near Sydney. It's a it looks

39:51

like it might be kind of in Sydney You

39:54

did it's a nice beach. I'll tell you that right now.

39:57

Oh, yeah, we're gonna go to Wali gone No,

40:00

it's not near Sydney. You know, we took a little tour of the

40:02

long run. Yeah, it's South of Sydney. We didn't talk a little quorum?

40:05

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Settle some hot

40:07

beef. It's on the coast. By the

40:09

way, hot beef's a great restaurant there. What? Go

40:12

ahead. Hot beef. Attack

40:15

with a large butcher's... Boy,

40:18

this is a word. I'm definitely not gonna... Something... A

40:21

butcher's knife by a

40:23

man with... It's like many letters long,

40:25

and there's so many opportunities for me

40:28

to fuck it up. So we're just

40:30

gonna pass. Okay. By

40:32

a man with whom he shared a hut. A

40:34

man picked up an axe, struck his

40:36

attacker on the head, killing. Okay.

40:39

Okay, so a guy came in with this knife.

40:41

That sounds like it was some sort of native

40:45

apparatus, and then a guy... Definitely

40:48

was the conversation. Killed him. The

40:51

guy pulled out the axe. That guy goes, that's not

40:53

a knife. And he goes, no,

40:55

it's an axe. We've heard it before. He's

40:57

gonna buy a knife to a knife. Nope. No.

41:01

No. Absolutely not. This was

41:03

alleged in the Wallingone court today when

41:05

Michael Kelly, 58, labor was

41:08

charged with having murdered George Underwood,

41:10

48. Kelly

41:13

appeared in court on a

41:15

stupefied condition and lurched when

41:17

the charge was read to him. Yeah.

41:24

58, you got it. 58 and 48. I thought

41:26

this was a young man's crime. It is.

41:29

It's also, were they roommates? I

41:32

don't know. Seemed like they were kind of

41:34

roomies. Detective Sergeant Debney said

41:36

it was alleged the two men

41:38

had an argument, and Underwood

41:40

picked up a knife with which

41:42

he threatened Kelly. In

41:44

the struggle that followed, Kelly is alleged to

41:47

have grabbed an axe and struck Underwood on

41:49

the head. Underwood,

41:51

after calling at a house in

41:53

Port Kembla, was rushed to hospital

41:55

where he died early today. It's

41:59

shocking that he even made it. Hey!

44:00

Jesus Christ. Stop!

44:05

Nobody said Witch Head! Everyone

44:07

assumed you knew. This is

44:09

the exact argument that made him kill that guy. Yeah.

44:13

Finally, we know. Gorman

44:18

House guests refute ministers'

44:21

denial. Okay. Statements

44:24

by the Minister for the Interior,

44:26

Mr. Johnson, on recent incidents

44:28

at Gorman House were challenged last night

44:30

by the President of the House Committee.

44:34

Miss Paul said

44:36

that the Manager... Manager

44:39

S? Manager S had

44:41

admitted that the staff drinking party

44:43

had been a very poor show

44:46

and that it would not happen again. So

44:49

the staff got a little crazy. Yeah, the

44:51

staff got ripped. I like how much

44:53

is left unsaid in these arguments. Yeah,

44:56

it's a very insinuitive article. Like, why

44:58

is that even in the paper? Just

45:00

like, nuh-huh. I

45:02

mean, they must have gone off. If

45:04

Australians are saying there was too much

45:06

drinking, it must have been crazy. Crazy.

45:09

The Johnson-Gos story last year, like this woman was saying

45:11

that there was a Taco Bell sex party but she

45:13

wasn't by the two of you. Oh, yeah. She

45:16

was her employee. What? Yeah, yeah.

45:19

Taco Bell sex party. It

45:22

was done with the TV back there. It was closed at Taco Bell early

45:24

and had a sex party. Yeah. Yeah.

45:27

So good. Fucking with the beans is what that's called. Doesn't

45:29

surprise me. Mm-hmm. That's

45:31

awesome. I'm for that, by

45:33

the way. Yes. If Taco

45:36

Bell, if I pulled up to Taco Bell and they were

45:38

closed and the sign was like, it's a sex rob, I'd

45:40

be like, there's another one there. I'll

45:42

let them have it. That's fair. It was like,

45:44

show Taco Bell 11 and they were supposed to be closed at

45:46

12 and they wouldn't be closed already. But

45:48

as long as you're having a sex party, this is fine. Yeah. Yeah.

45:52

I actually think I've been to Taco Bell drive-throughs that

45:54

are supposed to be open still and just aren't. And

45:57

you're like, yeah. Whatever. Whatever.

46:01

This is like 12 of them and like

46:03

the next like block. Yeah, that's

46:05

true. In

46:07

a statement to the Canberra Times last

46:09

night, Ms. Paul said that the issue

46:12

arising from the recent publicity given Gorman

46:14

House appeared to have been misconstrued by

46:16

a section of the community. Far

46:18

from having acts to grind as Mr. Migney's

46:20

put it. Uh oh, the acts to grind callback. Here

46:23

we go. He

46:25

guess I've always been willing to

46:27

help the management in any trouble

46:30

confronting her as was instanced during

46:33

her previous management in the latter part

46:35

of 1946 when the majority of

46:37

the staff walked out on her as the bell rang

46:39

for lunch. Oh,

46:43

I like to. They

46:45

might as well be going to lunch by the way. They're

46:48

putting it on a woman. They're all there. Well,

46:51

the drinking party. Okay, so it's the

46:53

manager s. Yeah, manager manager

46:55

lady manager. This

46:58

is when a woman couldn't just be a manager.

47:00

Should be a manager. Yes. Uh,

47:04

yeah, the guests

47:06

tied and tied in her over

47:08

with. Sorry, the

47:10

guests tied in her over the difficulty of

47:13

serving themselves, washing up, etc. We

47:15

feel that sympathetic consideration

47:18

should be given any requests

47:20

made and some action taken

47:22

to eliminate faults pointing to the

47:24

management. But Miss Barlow appeared reluctant

47:26

to shoulder any responsibility or

47:29

assume any control over staff. What happened

47:31

at this party? I don't know. You

47:33

just really will not clarify. Yeah. The

47:37

case of Miss Hines and

47:39

that of the drinking party held

47:42

by a member of the staff and

47:44

attended by both men and women. Oh,

47:47

yeah. Sex. They're

47:49

so cunty. I love it. They

47:54

will not say what happened. Well, they were getting

47:56

really close. Yeah. A

47:59

minute. Yeah, both genders

48:01

and you get the hint.

48:04

Yes, she was women. Time is

48:06

any more obvious. Yeah. We're

48:09

just incidents in a long list of grievances,

48:11

but happened to be the incidents which brought

48:13

matters to a head. Why

48:16

is that the grievance? I

48:19

don't know. I think I think it's complaining

48:21

about the staff having a little drinking party.

48:23

Yeah, there's a lot of questions. I think

48:25

this I don't understand why this is in

48:27

the paper. This is my theory. I don't

48:30

think Australians can read and I think they

48:32

also cannot write. OK, fair.

48:38

There are witnesses to prove that the drinking party did

48:41

not finish until approximately 4 30 a.m. Nice.

48:44

The staff room in which the

48:46

party was held is in the

48:48

same corridor as bedrooms of

48:50

some of the guests who next

48:52

morning placed a written complaint before Ms.

48:54

Barlow. Oh, so there was partying and

48:56

people couldn't sleep. Sure. That's it. But

48:58

it to the staff. They were at

49:00

the drinking party. This is

49:02

the teetotalers being annoying and ruining

49:05

partying again. By the way,

49:07

although I've been that guy, I'm at the age.

49:10

I complain. Yeah, I complain to people. It

49:12

gets young people. Yeah, I would comply. I'm

49:14

at the age. I'd be like, I know.

49:17

I think back of all the noise

49:19

I made for my neighbors around my

49:21

house in college and just my neighbors

49:23

would be like, it is a Thursday.

49:26

It was not a common class tomorrow,

49:28

bro. And it was not uncommon for

49:30

me to be like, well, they're banging

49:32

again. Like people would be like, shut

49:35

the fuck up. But I'd be like,

49:37

man, they just don't get what cocaine

49:39

is, do they? My

49:42

neighbors hate it when I play the drums at 4 a.m. Yeah,

49:45

they're weird. They don't

49:47

understand what it's like to be not in the band yet. They

49:53

don't understand how selfish I need to be. I

49:57

guess mom and how he looks like. Yeah.

50:00

This is my body. Guests

50:05

arriving home at different hours of the night were

50:07

accosted by members of this party. Okay.

50:10

Ms. Barlow's quoted as saying that

50:12

vague complaints have been made from

50:14

time to time, but not substantiated.

50:17

These vague complaints have been in written

50:19

and verbal form and have always been

50:21

laid before the management as

50:23

the appropriate person to deal with them. What

50:27

is that? That's like another one where you're like, uh-huh.

50:30

Yeah, okay. When asked by

50:33

a guest to remedy a fault

50:35

that was felt to be lowering the standards of the house,

50:38

Ms. Barlow replied that it was only a

50:40

third-rate boarding house. In fact, she considered it

50:42

a fourth-rate one and that remark has been

50:45

made by her on more than one occasion.

50:47

So sure. Her defense is, we

50:49

are shitty. Yeah, it's

50:51

a shitty place. What are you talking about? What

50:54

do you expect? That's the super-rate go home. Yeah,

50:57

if you want non-orgie-based

50:59

staffing, go to a

51:01

real hotel. That's...

51:04

She's a great woman. I love her.

51:06

I love her so much. I do

51:08

like that defense. Ladies and gentlemen, we

51:10

are the Arby's of hotels. You are

51:12

at a red roof inn. We

51:15

are porking. You knew

51:17

what you walked into and you're not okay

51:19

with it. Yeah, seriously. How many times do

51:21

I have to say this? I

51:24

run a fuck party house. If

51:26

you come here, there's a good

51:28

chance we'll be having staff orgies.

51:32

Don't be mad that you're not invited. By

51:34

the way, some of you were invited and you turned

51:36

your noses up at us. I

51:39

totally forgot. You just complained about the noise. I

51:42

totally forgot that this is staff who's partying.

51:45

Yeah. And so just... And

51:48

men and women. This is pure... Yes,

51:50

this is the staff. There

51:53

are numerous inadequacies concerning food, linen,

51:56

dining room and office service, laundry

51:58

facilities, cleaning facilities for room. etc.

52:00

which may be traced back to

52:02

the apparent lack of interest, supervision,

52:05

and proper control in the imminent

52:07

change of management will we absolve

52:09

quite a few of these. Can

52:13

we take a minute to just celebrate how

52:15

fun it would be to work there? They

52:19

had a great, I'm sure they had their clothes

52:21

after this. They had a great run. What

52:23

a great job. They had like

52:25

three years of like the best job in

52:27

the world. Like when you work at places

52:29

where the like you're like don't eat here,

52:32

it's a great place to work. No,

52:35

when the boss is like, yeah, this

52:37

is a fifth rate establishment. Yeah. Yeah.

52:40

Like every, I remember having jobs at certain

52:42

like restaurants and just being like, so you

52:45

will give me booze to take home. And

52:47

they were like, yeah, I was like, this

52:49

should not be happening. But what a great

52:51

operation for me. Yeah.

52:54

Yeah. They don't give you health care, but

52:57

they got benefits. No. Yeah,

52:59

exactly. It

53:01

provided a combination of public servants.

53:03

So it's it provided housing for

53:05

ministers in the in the the

53:08

county, basically. So it's not sorry. They're

53:11

like housing diplomats and the

53:13

party. So

53:17

good. I love this one on

53:19

a metal. Yeah. He's like, we

53:21

suck. Rocket

53:28

trip to the moon is silly. This

53:31

is a comment rate headline. Yeah.

53:35

Is that Adelaide referring to a report from London that

53:37

the first rocket to the moon may be launched within

53:40

the next 15 years. Sir

53:42

Gerrit Grant, Sir

53:44

Carrick Grant, professor of physics at the

53:46

Adelaide University, said today that if a

53:49

man does succeed in reaching the moon,

53:51

he will not know much about it.

53:55

You just got to love the

53:57

guy who's a physicist who

53:59

is just. like bullshit. Shouldn't

54:03

you be like super into this idea? He's

54:05

like, no. We're

54:07

gonna get somebody on the moon. Go fuck

54:09

yourself. And you know what? He's gonna get

54:11

up there and have no fucking clue what

54:13

to do with himself. And I'm not gonna

54:15

give a shit. He

54:18

was right. They didn't do jack shit on the moon,

54:20

dude. Thank you. Now that's

54:22

actually, that is very true.

54:26

Total waste of a trip. They fucking naked rock.

54:29

And he was like, ooh, I guess we grabbed a

54:31

couple. They drove a golf cart. They put a flag

54:33

up there. They hit a golf ball. And then they're

54:35

like, I wanna go with a golf ball. I should

54:37

have brought more shit. I would have brought

54:40

a football. Football would have been a great

54:42

one. Football or baseball, you

54:44

could hit that so far. That would

54:46

have been great. You can barely see

54:48

the golf ball. Fucking dingers, dude. Golf

54:50

ball. Yeah, dingers. That would be great.

54:52

There's so many. A frisbee, frosting

54:54

up. A frisbee would be great. I wonder if

54:56

a frisbee, yeah. Yeah,

54:59

I mean, well, anything you're doing is pretty

55:01

much the same result where you're like, bye.

55:06

I have no evidence for this. I'm not a physicist and

55:08

I'm probably wrong. I can throw a

55:11

frisbee out of orbit on the moon. Okay. Wow,

55:13

bold claim. Well, now we gotta start a new golf

55:15

runway. Now with just one arm. I'm

55:18

keeping my right arm. I'm good. You're down

55:20

a flinch. You're not going

55:22

to the moon, Dorian. I'm sorry. I throw on my

55:25

left. I do a frisbee with my left. What?

55:28

Yeah, I always have. That's super weird.

55:30

A frisbee with my left. It's not. It's

55:33

not. It is, and you shall be shamed for your oddity.

55:36

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. He

55:39

said that oxygen supplies to

55:42

last out the return trip would have

55:45

to be carried because there is no

55:47

air in the outer spaces. Well, what

55:49

the fuck? So this guy is like,

55:51

does this guy genuinely think they haven't

55:53

thought of that part? Like

55:56

he's a physicist, dumb. Like that's a thing

55:58

like me as a physicist. saying be like,

56:00

you know, there's not a bunch of oxygen

56:02

up there. So sending a

56:04

man to the funny. He's like calling

56:06

everybody else is fucking stupid. Yeah, that's

56:08

the entire point. They ain't

56:11

going to bring it up there. They have

56:13

to carry the oxygen up and then use

56:15

it on the way back. Well, I hope

56:17

you save some room for oxygen. How

56:20

is there how is there a ship underneath the

56:22

water? Yeah,

56:25

you know, we don't breathe that. These

56:28

men are going to drown. The

56:32

professor said that the heat caused by the

56:34

rays of the sun on the rocket would

56:37

be terrific. The

56:39

absence of gravitation would

56:41

cause violent indigestion at

56:43

least. And if a man tried

56:45

to walk on the moon, he would fly about 50 feet

56:48

in the air at his first. Well,

56:51

I hope you've packed oxygen

56:53

and roll aids because you're going to need

56:55

a lot of books. Just

57:01

completely incapable of like thinking they're going

57:03

to plan. Not as so negative. So.

57:06

You think they're going to the moon like it's

57:08

fucking Jamaica. And then he thinks if a guy

57:10

takes a step, he's just going to be like,

57:12

bye. Sir,

57:16

Kerr said that the whole project was sillier than

57:18

looking for the North or South Poles. This

57:22

guy. It's 1947. What the

57:24

hell? Don't exist. So

57:26

negative. So negative. So

57:30

negative. And like a whore

57:32

like nobody stopped his statement. Nobody's like, buddy,

57:34

that's not great. I

57:37

got to respect a real deal hater. Yeah. Yeah.

57:41

And his last name is what, Krantz, did you say? No,

57:46

it's not. It's whatever it is. It's

57:48

Kerr Grant. Kerr Grant. Oh, great. Kerr's

57:50

his first name, which already is very

57:53

suspicious. It's not great. Yeah.

57:57

The current leader of the Labor Party. in

58:01

Britain, I believe. KIR. KIR.

58:04

Is it? KIR, yeah, KIR Starmer. Is that

58:06

the first name? Maybe that's what this name is then. Is

58:09

it? Oh. KIR

58:11

Starmer. Yeah, KIR Starmer. Yeah, KIR

58:13

Starmer. Really great guy. He's a really good option.

58:15

Good guy, really smart. Yeah, he's really

58:17

going wonders. Mobilization

58:20

urged of Jewish manpower.

58:23

The Jewish National Council yesterday called for

58:25

the immediate mobilization of all Jewish manpower

58:28

and financial resources in Palestine in

58:30

readiness for the emergency, which is expected to arise

58:32

with the establishment of a separate Jewish state. I don't

58:34

think that happens. Well, that's right because it was all

58:37

formed in 1948, wasn't

58:39

it? So this is like on the precipice

58:41

of all that. So it's very

58:43

interesting. It worked out well. I

58:45

agree. Famously, that hasn't

58:47

been a single issue. And now one, name

58:50

one, exactly, can't. Name 12. Right

58:52

now. Name 12, you have one minute. Name a

58:54

million, you have one minute. Reuter

58:57

says that coupled with the call,

58:59

which places Palestinians, 60, 650,000 Jews

59:05

on a virtual war footing, the

59:08

council passed a series of resolutions strongly condemning

59:10

terrorism as a danger to the establishment of

59:12

a Jewish state. There

59:15

were two Zionist factions and one was

59:18

super into violence. I

59:21

can't remember which one won out. That's the past times

59:23

will be right. Ha

59:25

ha ha ha ha. Last

59:30

one, yeah. Okay, yeah. Sure. I

59:33

already did a rocket ship in the land. Honestly,

59:36

that story is so delicious. We could do it

59:38

again if you wanted to. The rocket ship to

59:40

the low. Yeah, the guy is like, I wanted

59:42

to just keep talking shit about physics, dude. Just

59:44

keep breathing. Well, here's

59:46

a good headline. You're not gonna be able to breathe up

59:49

there is the greatest point to make to

59:51

the people that are like, yeah. Oh,

59:53

here's, I'm just gonna read this because it's

59:55

a small ad and then we'll go to life story. Okay. Number

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from plane on fire. Oh,

1:00:25

this is already really cool. Yeah, this

1:00:27

is like the movie Con Air. Gallup,

1:00:30

New Mexico. All of the 21 passengers

1:00:33

and crew of four escaped

1:00:35

unhurt when a burning American Airlines

1:00:37

DC-4 emitted emergency

1:00:40

landing yesterday. Is this paper from

1:00:42

today? It's like, where is

1:00:44

the house salient all this is? I know,

1:00:46

right? A burning plane. Imagine,

1:00:49

American Air. I want to see that. I

1:00:51

wish there's a few videos of

1:00:53

them. You will. Oh, I will.

1:00:55

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I don't know if you saw

1:00:57

any of the Boeing execs yesterday. Oh

1:00:59

my god. He's certainly, you

1:01:02

should feel good about flying, for sure. Oh.

1:01:06

I think it's fun they're doing their press

1:01:08

conferences while holding the sniper rifle. Yeah,

1:01:11

I like that. I

1:01:13

like that a lot. Just the sword. Just

1:01:15

the sword. Just the sword. Just the sword.

1:01:17

Yeah, yeah. Ready to just. This'll blow his

1:01:19

head off. Just the guy standing with a

1:01:21

bloody sword. Yeah, yeah, that's how we deal

1:01:23

with sword. We encourage anyone with any information

1:01:25

that could be valuable to come forward right

1:01:27

now. And he's like taking off, like he's

1:01:29

like, weathered glove, and he's just like, yeah,

1:01:31

it's a shame that guy killed himself. Unbelievable.

1:01:33

He seemed like he was in such a

1:01:35

good spot mentally, too. It's so

1:01:37

sad that he groaned at himself on his own couch.

1:01:40

Unreal. So rare. You

1:01:44

never know what people are going through. You never do. The

1:01:48

pilot, Captain Everett Chatfield,

1:01:50

declined to say what part of the

1:01:52

plane caught fire, but residents said the

1:01:55

flames were leaving from the aircraft's belly

1:01:57

as it swooped low over the town.

1:01:59

I don't know what's weirder. The fact that

1:02:01

the pilot's like, I'm not even going to

1:02:04

get into it. Or the fact that Australians

1:02:06

are calling the undercarriage a belly. No belly.

1:02:08

This is New Mexico. I don't want to

1:02:10

talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.

1:02:12

Yeah, you got the belly. I

1:02:14

still want him to be Australian. I know you do. So

1:02:17

bad. Well, you got the belly of the plane, then

1:02:19

you got the plane's arms. And then right

1:02:21

there's the snare of the beast. Look

1:02:24

at how big his eyes are with two little

1:02:26

men inside of him. Then

1:02:28

he's wheeled dick in his wheeled bowls.

1:02:31

The plane is a mane. That's the

1:02:34

same for the system, the last story. That

1:02:37

guy was like, see? Now imagine that

1:02:39

on the moon. Ha ha ha ha. Well,

1:02:43

Dorian, thank you so much for joining us. DeBose

1:02:46

for Bose on Instagram. You're up,

1:02:48

you're doing shows in New York fairly

1:02:51

often, right? So people can go find

1:02:53

you performing. Like I'm

1:02:56

all around Brooklyn, usually. I run a

1:02:58

show in Manhattan called Smolder Comedy. It's

1:03:00

pretty sick. Another show

1:03:02

called Copacabana also in Manhattan. We're doing

1:03:04

things. Things are happening. How

1:03:06

much time are you going to take off

1:03:08

for the foot loss? Yeah. Props.

1:03:11

I got to take a couple days. Yeah,

1:03:13

I would definitely. You'll be

1:03:15

on stage with a bag of ice on there in no time.

1:03:18

Yeah, yeah. Well, Dorian, thank

1:03:20

you for joining us. Much appreciated. And

1:03:22

good luck to the M train. Very funny, man.

1:03:24

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