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Alright. First, I did wanna mention that

0:54

there will be no show tomorrow. Be

0:57

back Thursday as

0:59

I have a lot of twenty twenty two crap

1:01

to take care of, not to mention, waiting

1:04

into the New Year was difficult

1:06

even getting three days done last week. So

1:08

I figured four days this week. I'll

1:11

do all the accounting stuff. And

1:13

then I can dare to tread into

1:15

a five day week next

1:16

week. Baby steps. For sure.

1:19

It's not easy. But

1:21

there's plenty going on.

1:24

We may get the whole financial hotline opened

1:26

up later and talk to Brian who is one

1:28

of the winners. Of

1:30

the million dollars in that

1:33

beat the spread contest had

1:35

to do it every week had to pick each team

1:37

once. Correct? Yep. Yeah. I mean,

1:39

you can only choose a team once. But did they rebrand

1:41

that? Because there was always a suicide

1:43

pool. That's what I always knew it as. That's not we

1:45

can't say that now. It's a ghost to use

1:47

that term.

1:49

Are you kidding me? It

1:50

was so soft. remember when

1:52

Joey, Joey, at 1051

1:54

was in a massive -- Yeah. -- where

1:56

the payouts were in the forty

1:59

fifty thousand dollars for the winter.

2:03

Oh, Mark, you won your bet last night. Did you? It

2:05

did. Am I over? Yeah. So that's the only

2:07

reason I watched that game longer than I should have.

2:10

That's right. Because you don't have four sixty six. So they're watching

2:12

a world. What kind of is watching this

2:15

game right I'm like, oh, yeah. Us people that have

2:17

the over. Yeah. That that And then they put

2:19

the backup quarterback in. I'm like, you know what these

2:21

dicks aren't gonna score again, and I'm gonna

2:23

lose his bet. Know I've I've had that happen before.

2:25

That's quite painful. But

2:27

I was glad because I was trying to get a

2:29

parlay in because the game started

2:31

earlier than I realized. Too. I had

2:33

no idea. I I would have started the

2:35

show early if I knew it started seven thirty,

2:37

was it? And I'm, yeah. And I'm, like, why aren't any bets

2:39

available? I'm, like, Well, because the game already

2:41

started. So I was trying to get getting

2:44

seventeen and a half because I thought it was pretty good

2:46

bargain at that time. Good thing it started early. Can somebody

2:49

tell me why the game starts seven thirty?

2:51

For the kids. No. I don't know. Because they're

2:53

students. They have exams. I

2:56

don't ever remember you know, it's good. This

2:58

is a good thing, though. I remember many

3:00

times the basketball championship game

3:02

starts at like nine twenty. Yeah. To

3:04

me is bizarre. Football,

3:07

though, never at seven thirty. What

3:09

the anyway, That was terrible

3:11

game anyway. No. But I'm glad it started

3:13

early. Are you just stopping walking over the the

3:15

East Coast? In your alma mater for losing

3:17

to a team that got blown out in the national

3:20

championship? Or do you think that the Georgia Bulldogs

3:22

would have destroyed Michigan just as bad?

3:25

Oh, I don't I'm I mean, okay, you're gonna laugh.

3:27

But I don't think they would've been that bad,

3:29

but no. If you're gonna judge Michigan or

3:31

Ohio State and how that game went yesterday, I

3:34

think that's a little misguided. Well, how

3:36

state should have beaten them? I mean,

3:38

they the guy was

3:40

about as big a field goal gag as I've ever

3:42

seen, although you can miss a forty nine year field

3:44

goal. Yeah. Michigan. Should have beat TCU.

3:46

I mean, he did choke. Say that. Georgia

3:48

was certainly the best seeing the last couple

3:51

of years. You're really good. Yeah. But So

3:53

that's embedded. It's like forty two years old.

3:55

He's got, like, sixteen years experience in

3:57

college football. He's older than nineteen

3:59

NFL quarterbacks, including whose Well,

4:01

I don't think he's twenty five. Birch isn't gonna be

4:03

the MVP, but he's orange juice. I

4:05

I don't I'm not sure why

4:07

why can he okay. He's only five ten.

4:09

That's right. I I just feel like

4:12

he makes great throws. I really

4:14

like the way he finds the open guy. Hey, Mark.

4:16

He steps into his throws and yeah. He's not

4:18

forcing me. I mean, moxie should come for something.

4:20

Well, it's not like he never throws or he's

4:22

one of those quarterbacks. It just runs all the

4:24

time. I mean, incredibly accurate. He actually

4:26

runs fairly well. He's not super fast or

4:28

anything, but a touchdown run. He

4:30

had the ten touchdowns running this year, I think.

4:32

Mhmm. By the way, he's a really,

4:34

really good college quarterback. But I I'm

4:36

embarrassed that we've been talking with because Demar

4:38

Hamlin is now walking. He

4:41

was up and down celebrating the Bills game on

4:43

Sunday. I didn't know that till today. He's

4:45

he's really doing well. Yeah.

4:47

Mhmm. I mean, he's in the

4:49

next phase, and it sounds like he this guy

4:51

might be, you know, on the streets before

4:53

too terribly long. If he's walking.

4:55

Good. Now now he's healthy. The bills can cut

4:57

him. Right?

5:01

Because you can't cut an injured player. The

5:04

Lions Packers game, by the way, to twenty three

5:06

point eight million on Sunday night, which is biggest

5:08

Sunday night audience in six years.

5:10

Are you surprised by that? Yeah.

5:13

I was. I mean, I guess, there's there's,

5:15

you know, you have the packers. Everybody

5:17

loves the packers and But they're in Green

5:19

Bay. I mean, it's not They're just everybody in

5:21

Seattle watching that game too because

5:24

their hopes And it meant something. The

5:26

game meant. You know? For one team. Yeah.

5:29

I think a Detroit I bet Detroit had a

5:31

huge audience, so except for Trudi. Do

5:33

we Did we ever mention

5:35

the Dan Campbell line, which I thought was great.

5:37

He told the team either what

5:40

was it? Either they don't go to the playoffs or

5:42

we

5:42

win? What it was, there was some

5:44

clever line he had. Of course, I'm misquoting

5:46

it now. For sure. I

5:48

I know he made a big deal out of stopping them

5:50

from going to play out. Yeah. I don't want them to go to the

5:52

playoffs. That's enough. Let's

5:53

go. Either they don't go to the playoffs or

5:56

we win or something. That was a great win.

5:58

It was really I've

6:00

never seen people so excited about a team

6:02

that didn't make a playoffs. It's really cool. I

6:04

got so I got a few emails about

6:06

the not accepting the offside

6:08

penalty because I'm still was flabbergasted

6:10

by it. Yeah. Because you

6:12

they had two timeouts left in the two minute warning.

6:15

So if you take the first down, gonna burn

6:17

all three of those anyway. And it just they

6:19

needed a first down, which they ended up getting.

6:21

And I couldn't figure out, like, what piece of

6:23

the puzzle I'm missing. And I totally forgot that. they

6:25

would have to run three plays before they Well, they

6:27

wouldn't do anything if they got the first down. So

6:29

in other words, they would save a time out by

6:31

getting the penalty, stopping the clock, and

6:33

then would clock has already stopped because the

6:35

packers called

6:35

timeout. Nobody understands it. Okay. Well,

6:38

they knew they were gonna get the first down. So

6:40

they were just trying to sacrifice the first down

6:42

instead of having one more player, two more

6:44

player, and then another series of times

6:46

they would need to stop the clock. They were running

6:48

the risk of you know, that they

6:50

were gonna get that first down. Whereas, if you take

6:52

the first down, you automatically go through those three

6:54

stoppages. It was -- Second and the hell. --

6:56

the previous second one, I can't believe we're still talking

6:58

about It was second in one, so

7:00

they were going to get the first

7:01

down. So they were just like, let's Yeah. I've never seen the lion

7:03

or never seen the lions not pick up a first

7:05

down. Second in one, I

7:07

know they were moving All I was gonna say is the

7:09

piece of the puzzle I was missing is I forgot they got a

7:11

holding penalty that stopped the clock.

7:14

So it made it made that decision moot

7:16

anyway. The reason why I end up stop

7:18

the clock themselves. But I forgot

7:20

about that. Clock, but they shouldn't have.

7:23

Anyway, I yeah. I think people

7:25

understood what happened there. I mean, people seem to

7:27

be giving the enkemble credit. I was just giving

7:29

credit. I didn't know it was that difficult. But Yeah.

7:31

Anyway, They had a

7:33

great crowd for the game. And

7:36

and everything is just upward and downward with lions,

7:38

although Ben Johnson's getting in anyway,

7:40

whatever. That all sorted itself out. I

7:43

was kind

7:45

of intrigued to see today.

7:47

There was a more cold burger news Just

7:50

a few things. There's a video of a white car

7:53

that looks like his car driving by now at

7:55

nine AM the day of the murders.

7:57

I don't think they've specifically identified it,

8:00

but also none of the victims, they've

8:03

compared notes. None of them knew him.

8:05

None of them seemed to know him. I

8:08

saw a couple people saying Jonah Hill should play

8:10

the fat co burger. I thought it was a great

8:12

idea. Although Jonah Hill, I'm sure,

8:14

will be so angry. And

8:16

then most importantly, finally,

8:20

finally, we hear about one

8:22

woman who won on one

8:24

date with this loser,

8:27

she matched him on Tinder, which is like,

8:29

who could you met? Did you swipe

8:31

on him? And then he's like, oh, well, it's

8:33

her. She's like, oh, she grows.

8:35

No. Like, if she's done. I don't

8:37

know. I'm not sure. A ton of people were swiping

8:39

on her, but she's girls.

8:41

Anyway, she had a she had a put out

8:43

a TikTok because I guess people are accusing her of,

8:45

like, fucking them or something. I don't know.

8:48

So she decided to put it out there that she was creeped

8:50

out. She did not like this guy. By

8:52

the way, TikTok can fuck off. Do you see

8:54

what they're doing to these surviving girl

8:56

that lived there, that saw them, she's being

8:59

harassed, like crazy by people on TikTok

9:01

and social media. Dylan,

9:03

for -- I don't know -- we're not killing

9:05

him or stop a case. So Dylan

9:07

is the one. They're mad at her for some

9:09

reason. Yeah. There's so there's the two surviving girls.

9:11

She didn't do anything. One of

9:13

whom is doing her. And she's the one that

9:15

comes up a lot because she is the one who

9:17

apparently saw co burger, co

9:19

burger, leaving the house and heard him

9:21

say, I'm here to help you and

9:23

stop some crying. And then waited

9:25

eight hours before calling the police.

9:27

Now I've seen her get just

9:30

destroyed all over. And this

9:32

is before they even caught cold weather.

9:34

Yeah. I heard the same. People may say, oh, she's

9:36

a transvestor, just just a

9:38

meanest thing. So I'm just really sick as

9:40

well. I'm really tired of the

9:42

fact that we allow these fucking

9:44

troll morons to

9:47

fuck people's lives up. This Alex

9:49

Jones did it to people. You

9:51

could never imagine anyone

9:53

would allow that to go on. What

9:55

is wrong with us? Why don't we

9:58

fucking do something about this?

10:00

This woman had four of her

10:02

best friends murdered -- Mhmm. -- and

10:04

she was from when I read she was

10:06

in shock and she locked herself in the

10:08

bedroom and I

10:10

I, you know, I've heard of people who've

10:12

done the same thing. They've they've locked themselves

10:14

in a closet or something and didn't come out

10:16

for a whole day they were so scared because of

10:18

someone that was no longer at a

10:19

home. People or you

10:21

can The fucking guy murdered four people.

10:23

Yeah. Mhmm. She was scared

10:25

out of her mind. All these heroes, I'd like

10:27

to see how they would act, but What

10:29

the fuck is it? With all these judgey

10:32

people, what is going on? Yeah.

10:34

There's been inaccurate

10:36

claims that the roommate ignored screens,

10:40

right, which isn't in the affidavit at

10:42

all. And that

10:44

this roommate was posting on social media

10:46

while their roommates were being

10:48

killed, which There's no proof of that.

10:50

Just just shut 10. They're talking

10:52

about. They just wanna be an asshole. It's people

10:54

that are assholes the

10:56

assholes are winning the day is what's

10:58

happening. We're letting them do this over

11:00

and over and over. There's the enhanced

11:02

audio that's floating around that was picked

11:04

up outside, which is totally fake,

11:06

not real, didn't happen.

11:07

Yep. That

11:08

passed around. I I listened to that. I

11:12

mean, When this Alex,

11:14

Johnson came to a head and

11:16

look how quickly the jurors said

11:18

that that'll be fifty million dollars asshole

11:21

That'll be another hundred and fifty million dollars asshole.

11:24

We let that go on. We, as a

11:26

society, just let that go on for

11:28

all those years, all these parents

11:30

of dead six year olds being having the

11:32

shit trolled out of them being stalked

11:34

and harassed. I what

11:37

is wrong? What is going

11:39

on? It's just

11:41

normal now. You know? I guess it's just so

11:43

normal that we're just not gonna do anything about

11:45

it. It's just part of life now. Yeah.

11:47

Get used to it. Yeah. Just getting

11:49

harassed by THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF

11:51

PEOPLE FOR

11:51

YEARS. IT'S JUST NORMAL.

11:55

IT'S JUST WHY I DON'T BEING --

11:57

WHY PEOPLE WOULD TAKE THIS GIRL. You

11:59

know, I've seen this story so many times

12:01

too. The guy, this is really

12:03

stupid. It's not going where anybody

12:05

thinks it's going. The guy

12:07

who Hunter Biden left his computer

12:09

with had to shut his store down -- Mhmm.

12:11

-- because he was getting canceled by so many

12:13

people claiming that he was a

12:15

liar or whatever, or they

12:17

just hated Trump. And

12:20

and that guy, I guess, gets harassed

12:22

constantly. There's another

12:24

one really horrible

12:27

one that's related to January

12:29

sixth, I wanna say, I can't remember the stories of it,

12:31

but there's a million of these stories.

12:33

This girl just lost Right. This is

12:35

for layups. This is rayps against you. Right. It's

12:37

related to rayps. It might even be

12:39

rayps. Now I think about it. It's somebody who lives

12:41

in a a trailer like in the middle

12:43

of nowhere in Montana because

12:45

they getting the shit harassed at him. I think

12:47

it was related to Wraps, actually.

12:49

Stupid. And they just don't wanna be

12:51

bothered. So this

12:53

girl loses her four four of her best

12:55

friends, murdered. And

12:58

people are harassed, people have nothing to do with it,

13:00

who lost nothing This was the

13:02

biggest just rassing the veggies

13:03

out. I saw her getting so harassed before

13:06

Kobe Burger was caught when there was still all the

13:08

speculation in the internet sleuths

13:10

there were people that were You don't know a

13:12

fucking thing. No. They don't. But they were going through

13:14

all the social media and they were like, oh,

13:16

she's dating a gang member

13:18

and there were so mean specifically

13:20

to that one girl, the other roommate. No.

13:22

They they kinda left her alone, but

13:24

they were You

13:26

know, oh, I know eculating that she was a

13:28

transgendered one girl and

13:30

that she was actually the murderer and people are

13:32

making all these photos. Now don't get me

13:34

wrong. This is mostly on like four chan

13:36

and Reddit and stuff like that where it was just

13:38

really toxic. Well, if it gets back to her, it

13:40

exists. Yeah. The

13:42

the girl that you know, had

13:45

her medical issue during her TV

13:46

report. Yeah. That girl is getting

13:49

her rang by anti

13:51

Vaxers claiming that You wouldn't

13:53

admit that it's your vaccination that

13:55

made that happen. What?

13:57

It's look, it's her. It's her

14:00

medical problem. It's her business. It's not

14:02

your business. So ridiculous. A lot of

14:04

people think people's medical information is their

14:06

right to know. They don't want anyone knowing theirs. In

14:08

fact, they're almost wacko about it. That

14:10

one like Demar Hamlet is

14:12

so ridiculous. I actually think it's funny.

14:14

It's so dumb. It's so

14:15

stupid. Why don't anybody's

14:18

harassing Lamar Hamlin? Oh,

14:20

maybe they are. Well, they're

14:23

making noise about yeah, Lenny

14:25

Dykstra, of course. He's the expert on he's a

14:27

he's a medical doctor now, I

14:28

guess. Doctor Dykstra. You wanna see

14:30

the the video that was posted by wanna

14:32

see this girl.

14:33

Ryan Colbigger's Tinder date.

14:35

Feel so bad for this girl.

14:38

Hey, it's me, the girl that went on

14:40

a Tinder date with Brian. A

14:42

lot of people have been trying to do x me.

14:45

Specifically, I'm red it,

14:47

but I never thought the comments

14:49

that I made on Hobot news

14:52

would make it to TikTok

14:55

or Reddit or what I anything.

14:58

But here we are. So

15:01

I thought I would make this because a lot of people

15:03

are just saying things that are not true

15:05

at all. My

15:07

interactions with Brian were very

15:10

brief. I don't know

15:12

much about him. My total

15:15

interactions with him or, like, twenty four

15:17

hours. We matched

15:19

on Tinder. We talked

15:21

for a couple hours. And then he was

15:23

like, hey, you wanna go to the movies with me trying,

15:25

and I was like, sure. So

15:28

we once the movies honestly,

15:31

don't even remember what Great story time. We

15:35

ended up going back to my dorm. You don't

15:37

remember the movie. She can make this

15:39

little better he

15:40

kinda invited himself inside. I thought

15:42

he was just gonna drop me off, but --

15:44

Gross. -- that was

15:44

not the case. He kinda invited

15:46

himself inside. I was just like, okay. I

15:48

went along with it. So

15:51

he wanted to watch another movie on

15:53

Netflix, and I 10, sure.

15:55

Netflix chill. You get tired of huts me.

15:57

Yeah. Not much.

15:59

And appropriately, just, like, trying to take

16:01

me

16:01

-- Get it off. -- to rub

16:04

my soul there's just I've got no moves,

16:06

you're so creepy. Why are you touching me

16:08

or what are you doing? And he would just,

16:10

like, get super serious. He's, like, I'm

16:12

not. And I'm

16:14

like, you are, though. And he's like, I'm

16:16

not touching

16:17

you. Yeah. Kinda like It's

16:20

taking care of my smoke or fraud.

16:22

I'm turning on her. I'm I'm doing what I'm

16:24

doing with the Internet. It's doing with the surviving

16:26

members. Run to

16:26

the master. Yeah. They know. And he was

16:29

like, okay. And then

16:31

he followed me to the bathroom,

16:33

which I thought was kinda

16:35

weird. Yeah. So,

16:37

like, in the dorm, there was, like, a

16:40

shared bathroom. Yeah.

16:42

You can't go in my community, but,

16:44

like, she said, said the door and,

16:46

like So get first off. I don't

16:48

know. I just thought that was weird. Yes. That's

16:50

weird. And I was, like, I need to

16:52

get me leave, like,

16:55

just not into

16:57

it. So

17:00

I proceeded to pretend to throw

17:02

up. So I had to leave

17:05

What? It wasn't because I was scared

17:07

of him or, like, thought he would hurt me. But him

17:09

to leave. He's on the ball. Because I'm

17:11

socially awkward. He didn't know how

17:13

to ask. Oh, you're good to meet.

17:17

So that's what I'm hearing a little

17:19

bit. He ended up

17:21

messaging me on Tinder that

17:23

he was gonna go, and I'll like,

17:25

awesome. My plan worked. And

17:27

then about an hour later,

17:29

he texted me and said I had good birthing

17:31

hips.

17:31

So I know. What kind of tender have you heard

17:33

of this? There's tender. You go 10, boop, and

17:36

there's pussy. Close.

17:38

The birthing here. You got a great

17:39

child. You're right hip.

17:42

Sickling her. She's a child. Who creep.

17:44

He's a child. Let's come back

17:46

to my

17:46

hotel room. I got a nut. the

17:50

way, much better pickup line. People that rub

17:52

shoulders of strangers Oh, yeah.

17:54

Gross. Oh, god.

17:56

I come to mix up later in life that

17:58

I don't like people touching me in general, and I'm the weird one

18:00

because I feel like everyone's touching everybody.

18:02

No. They're not. They're not good. No.

18:04

People don't just go up and rub people's shoulders.

18:06

You kind of ask for a background. Oh,

18:08

like George Bush or Tom

18:09

Maslowe. Like, I was gonna say mass, you sell. He's

18:12

gonna be the burnished shoulders.

18:14

He would all the time. I mean, Rob, anybody

18:16

sitting down a man's watch by he's

18:18

rubbing your shoulders. Just like

18:20

just like kroeburger personality? I

18:22

don't know about that. I don't know how

18:24

to go that fat or bullshit, but then

18:27

remember George Bush most abrupt

18:29

angle of

18:29

commercials. Yes. What drives that weird?

18:31

That

18:31

was awesome. That's just the way she knew he wasn't trying

18:34

to get laid. It's just the US showing dominance

18:36

over Germany again.

18:39

It probably was. Or it's

18:41

just been being a while. Wasn't trying

18:43

to late. We know that. I don't know that. 10. Did you hear

18:45

what she said about an angle of murder? She was creeped

18:47

out. There were snail trails on my

18:48

chair. Like,

18:49

no one should've sat on my chair. After

18:51

me, it was dang out here. Totally into it. Totally

18:53

into it. Yeah. You sent

18:56

the most unsexual woman you've

18:58

ever seen. Yeah. I she

19:00

doesn't scream sexuality. Not like gold

19:02

in my hair. Out of her. Yeah. Gold

19:04

in my hair skin category.

19:06

I think In Massachusetts,

19:09

the Brian

19:12

Walsh, this this is one of

19:14

those things. Can they just a box until he

19:16

confesses? This is ridiculous. Oh, busted. They now

19:18

are going through the

19:21

landfill looking for things They're

19:23

also going through the dumpsters at his mother's apartment where

19:25

they think he may have dumped her

19:29

or, you know, some cleanup,

19:31

bloody cleanup stuff. Mhmm. And

19:34

we know he did

19:34

it. And, you know, I thought it was something too

19:37

obvious. Just see the What did you say? Today. Yeah.

19:39

Didn't they find some tools

19:41

Oh, not that one. His Google history.

19:44

Oh, no. I didn't know his Google history. Yes.

19:46

This is insane. He actually Googled

19:49

the phrase how to dispose of hundred and

19:51

fifteen pound woman's body. So

19:53

it's not just how to get rid of a

19:55

body or where do you put a

19:57

dead body It's specifically a

19:59

one hundred and fifty pound

20:01

woman's

20:01

body. And and what can you Google that?

20:03

I just wanna see what color No. I'm not Google. What if

20:05

I have to merge if I have to

20:07

merge specifically a one hundred and fifteen pound woman. Yeah. She

20:09

also thought that's what kind that I will happily You

20:11

found a hatchet, a hacksaw,

20:14

bone saw and blood. So, I mean,

20:16

he's screwed. Well, he spent four fifty bucks

20:18

at Home Depot. So, you know, he bought a bunch

20:20

of that stuff. By the way, I I thought something is

20:22

a murder consultant. I feel really

20:25

crippled in that I don't have an answer to

20:27

Lumenol. Does anybody know I

20:29

mean, just feel as a consultant. I should understand

20:31

how do you I mean, if

20:33

there is blood, how do you avoid lumenol

20:35

testing positive? Lumenol just lights the fucking

20:37

room up. Right now, you're finished. There you

20:39

go. Kill them outside of a room. Right?

20:41

Obviously, I mean, that would be my consultation or

20:43

a tarp. But if somebody were to to

20:45

ask for my services and say,

20:47

oh, god. This guy fucking bled

20:50

everywhere and I cleaned it up

20:52

just like crazy, but I'm so afraid they're gonna loom

20:54

in all my kitchen and I'll be

20:55

screwed. I have no answer for that guy. Something's

20:58

gotta something's gotta do it.

21:00

Right? You would think so. Here's what

21:02

here's what you do. Just beat off and blow

21:04

loads everywhere and be like, no. It's

21:06

just is what doesn't load don't they show up the same way

21:08

as blood? Is it similar?

21:10

I don't know if luminol shows

21:12

up semen. I'm not sure. That's a

21:14

that's a real idea though. It's a green light thinking all

21:16

the way. I didn't wear a

21:18

Sony up and up everywhere. So

21:21

Google had a disposable one hundred and fifteen pound

21:23

woman's body. And of course, the first

21:25

bunch of results of this story

21:28

about the guy. No.

21:31

So yeah. I mean, that that's what's getting, I

21:33

guess, I could do. It wasn't a very successful

21:34

search. No. I need to I need to

21:36

search. Here you go. Here you go, Drew. Use

21:39

EDTA, whatever that is, and combine it

21:41

with iron to make an

21:43

unavailable to react with Lumino. Yeah. To make

21:45

it unavailable to react with Lumino. There you go.

21:47

Yeah. Can you send me that? Yes. It's good for

21:49

your consultants. Better

21:50

stock up on it now. Right? So you

21:52

don't buy it I don't just work up on it. I just have

21:54

to know about it. Just

21:56

don't buy it right before you murder

21:59

something. You know, I just I wish I could

22:01

sit all the murders down in a room and say, why

22:03

are you so stupid? What are you doing? Googling? You

22:05

know they're gonna look at your Google history.

22:07

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22:14

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22:16

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22:27

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22:31

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Actually, you know what? Put on put

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on the first story on channel four,

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it's probably like four o -- I'm sorry. --

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one and a half or something. It's about

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kids and when they find porn.

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Which this is another one. This

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is just like the people trolling these

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people who they know nothing about

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our kids, because it always seemed like

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we're supposed to do. And, you

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know, of course, we have different problems now

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because those things always

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26:59

Paula Tubman is talking

27:01

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just getting younger and younger all the

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REACHED OUT TOO. Reporter: FROM A

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FRIEND

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and said, what's this about

27:58

for local families? Or a creepy teacher?

28:00

There are

28:01

some other disturbing results. What's this

28:03

about Paula? Yeah. Hi, Karen. So, you

28:05

know, this is really a sensitive topic, and so

28:07

I spent a good part of the day talking to

28:10

different experts actually on

28:12

and off camera. And there's no

28:14

solution. Interesting is the fact

28:16

that the fact that this is such a

28:18

sensitive topic is actually part of

28:20

the problem FOR

28:22

PARENTS. EASY TO

28:25

FIND, EASY TO TOLD YOU. FALLING TO THE

28:27

PROBLEM. NATIVE USERS OF

28:29

TECH technology. Don't have to look far to find pornographic

28:31

content, and don't have to work hard for

28:33

it to find

28:34

them. Too much

28:35

access. It's very simple for them

28:38

to get online, and

28:39

Up to to one Not much more to say. Is

28:42

there I'm thinking about going to take

28:43

you someplace else. That said, the

28:45

question becomes, we have the

28:48

information as parents in Guardians. In the

28:50

center of guidance for our

28:52

children, what do we do with this

28:54

information? The problem is people blame

28:56

porn. And it is not No, don't. It is the same thing

28:58

you tell. You're watching something and not getting

29:00

educated about what what's actually happening.

29:03

Doctor Joe court is This this is not the

29:05

solution by the

29:05

way. This guy takes the

29:08

sexiness of porn, and nobody's

29:10

explaining it. He is that that this a couple, let's say, you're watching, has had

29:12

a conversation around what they're gonna do

29:14

beforehand that these the people Well, that's how to teach you

29:16

how to start it at it before but she's

29:18

pointed school. Nobody's talking to kids about

29:20

all that. I've watched I've watched plenty of porn. I don't

29:22

ever remember them going. Alright. Here's what I'm

29:24

gonna do to

29:24

you. Yeah. I guess that's all done off

29:27

love. We're going to have to make love. We're

29:28

going to make a baby. And

29:30

that is dangerous particularly

29:32

when children can't contextual

29:35

eyes what they're seeing while also

29:37

forming their own sexual identities. And so

29:39

that's

29:39

not really supposed to see it when they're ten. Always want

29:41

this is what men are gonna want. And boys

29:43

are thinking this is women want. We're not really

29:45

as bad, especially for children

29:47

because it's not real. It's

29:50

depicting something

29:51

Well enough for me. Sure real. Mom and great

29:53

in a unreal fashion. Cynthia

29:56

Reynolds, especially myself. Counseling.

29:58

Counseling in Bingham Farms is

30:01

dangerous because if you're

30:03

if children are experiencing

30:06

pornography or violent situations, regarding

30:09

normal sexual activities, what kind

30:11

of opinions are they forming

30:13

regarding that? Which takes us back to the

30:15

parental response. 0II don't know how I would've

30:17

handled that with my kids. Because, you know,

30:20

kids is always like three

30:22

steps ahead of you. But, you know,

30:24

that critically, the parental lack of

30:26

response. They should be looking through the children's

30:28

phones. I I always believe in

30:30

that. Yeah. It would be better if they could do it with

30:32

me or especially if they're older teen. Looking through enough to

30:34

watch more of your kids. Let's have a great

30:36

idea about what you

30:36

know. This man and these

30:37

five women all talked about what he was gonna do

30:40

to them. Lung to

30:42

really summed it up when they

30:43

said Has semen flying into the woman's

30:45

face? Whoa. That is one

30:47

way to end the sex act. That's a

30:49

number of choices. That's a tell you it's over. What's

30:51

the value for parents? And and that is perhaps

30:54

You both as a popular choice.

30:56

See what he's doing there sometimes. If you don't have lube, it

30:58

can be swapped out for spit. Wait.

31:00

Come on, dude.

31:03

Dad.

31:03

They can access That's it. Oh, double right. Guys, TV.

31:06

Thank you,

31:06

Paul. Jeez. This is another one.

31:09

Hand jobs magazine just

31:11

stopped publishing. We

31:16

create these incredible

31:18

things on the computer, these social

31:20

media, and these great

31:23

phones And then we free

31:25

everyone from any legal responsibility

31:27

for anything that's published

31:29

for

31:29

anything. Anyone access. It's just the

31:32

Wild West. So But

31:34

you know, when kids

31:37

started getting phones, it's going, wait, the eight

31:39

year old is an

31:39

iPhone. What the fuck? Who

31:42

didn't think they'd be seen born?

31:44

Seriously put down. I hear

31:46

you. No. That's why they're not getting in and out

31:48

and out three times. It's just fucking

31:51

nuts. Yeah. There's no there's no answer. I don't

31:53

care how many people Paula talks to. There's

31:55

no solution. Well, I don't know. Both of those women on the

31:57

street had good answers. The other

31:59

one, thank god her kids weren't

32:00

young. I think think that was one. Yeah. Thank

32:02

God, I didn't have to deal with it. And the other one's

32:04

just like, there's a lot of porn out there. Too much

32:07

access. Yeah. There's too much

32:09

access. It's ridiculous. And

32:11

as far as, you

32:12

know, we talked about the gymnast yesterday

32:15

who is so hot and, you know,

32:17

these boners are showing on

32:19

these when you're done.

32:20

Yeah. And the one of the parents

32:23

said a lot of the other

32:25

gymnasts were kinda demoralized by

32:27

it. Like, Wow. We worked so hard and

32:29

we're all as good as she is and

32:31

everyone just shows up for her.

32:33

Nobody cares about us.

32:35

Yeah. Well, yeah. It's a hot

32:36

privilege. She's a

32:37

real life experience. Really hot

32:40

pictures. But I used to

32:42

I remember in the Even

32:44

in the nineties and the eighties, there was

32:46

always this conversation about who young

32:49

women have to see these images of these

32:51

models at so unfair. And, you know,

32:53

and I and I always felt, oh, it's kind of

32:55

overblown because those people

32:57

were so unique. There was Christy

32:59

Brinkley. You know, there were, like, ten

33:01

supermodels a lot of pretty

33:03

moms. But now every girl that's

33:06

attractive, not every one, but there's

33:08

millions of them. And people flock to

33:11

their Instagrams and they feed

33:13

them this endless supply of, you know,

33:15

of sexy photos and there's porn

33:17

everywhere. And so Oh, and kids are

33:19

learning, like, Oh, this you do sex by

33:21

watching more. Right. No. They do.

33:23

They watch so much more than we ever

33:25

watch. Now I watched it fifteen and I have to

33:27

admit I found it

33:29

A little

33:29

confusing. What? I'd never

33:32

seen porn before. You

33:34

didn't have sex ed and watch one of those cool

33:36

wheels. I watched. But

33:38

hell we did. That was exciting. Because I remember the

33:41

the seventh graders warned us and sixth graders, oh,

33:43

you get to see this movie next year.

33:47

Two cube pits and

33:49

lots and lots of pubes.

33:53

So I just think young

33:55

women are exposed to

33:57

so I mean, that reality is so

33:59

in their face all the

34:01

time about Look at

34:03

everybody wants to be with that

34:04

girl. And look what that girl has and and,

34:07

you know, read the comments over and

34:10

over. so gully and there's no

34:12

responsibility

34:13

anywhere. The whole church is

34:16

lined up with candlely. First wedding has

34:18

ever

34:19

been and girlish. It's seen the

34:22

rise. Molly

34:22

grows up.

34:23

Dress I've ever seen. All

34:26

white diamonds. Man, will be nice

34:28

for school. Man, explain sex

34:30

door. I had

34:30

it go now. Goodbye. I didn't learn

34:33

anything. It's

34:33

not terrible to see her. Is

34:35

certainly growing up. Creeps.

34:38

Those two old birds with

34:40

creeps. And she says weird. Oh, he's certainly growing

34:41

up. We need to talk to her

34:44

about dicks. Video. It's kinda giving me

34:46

wood. Good

34:46

morning, girl. How's your throat

34:49

this morning, Molly? Good. I took

34:51

a big one last night. Or

34:53

you'd better stop by my office and let me take a look at it.

34:55

It won't

34:55

take a minute. Is she grooming

34:58

her? Now you better

34:59

get addressed. To look up.

35:02

Okay,

35:02

Molly. Let's take a look.

35:04

But where is this going?

35:06

Because

35:07

you don't know, kinda to

35:09

know. Oh, that gearing up just It's

35:11

10 nineteen fifty three Mollie grows up. Sex

35:13

head drink the game.

35:14

Oh, cheering. Would

35:16

you please let

35:17

someone else do cheering for you? Because that

35:19

throat is still slightly inflamed. Okay. I'll be careful. Unless you must be

35:21

on the line.

35:21

Molly? Your mother left her gloves

35:23

over at my house last night.

35:26

You take them to her

35:27

what? She's always What was she doing at your house? She bring them

35:29

a screw. My mom was

35:30

a swinger with the nurse at

35:34

whoa. And nurse is

35:36

pretty. Could you slow

35:38

this down a little bit, Jesus? It's

35:40

the well, she's deep in

35:43

the mouth. I've

35:43

known Molly

35:43

and her family ever since she first came to

35:46

school. And I think you might

35:48

like to know her

35:50

too. What? Wait

35:52

what? This is really

35:54

weird. Molly lives at

35:54

home with no wonder. Your hands are so fucked

35:57

up. I'll jump ahead here. Oh, you

35:59

see mesh situation is just the natural normal

36:01

process leading up to being

36:03

a mother. But

36:04

This is

36:05

a diagram for the uterus. It's

36:07

like a

36:08

Ram. And

36:08

these are the Ethiopian tubes. Yeah. You were thinking, kinda, can't believe

36:10

that's inside a shed gross. Yeah. Now

36:12

he's like But I'm gonna put

36:15

my what where? Oh, that's time

36:17

of the month. So we'll leave one of the

36:20

ovaries, go into the opening of the

36:22

tube nearest to it.

36:23

And then it's on its way, Okay.

36:26

Can you go forward? There's gotta be

36:28

something better than this. That's probably why.

36:30

That's the boring part of it. Administration

36:32

do and do moderately. This

36:35

is a completely square dance

36:37

horseback riding. What the And here are the game.

36:39

I don't think you should work the right at

36:41

all. No. Underarm hair.

36:43

Yes, ma'am. Miss Janssen,

36:46

what about dancing? Can you, when

36:48

you're in stating? If you want, it's

36:49

your cat. If you want to get a dog or do leave

36:51

yourself in the corner. You usually do.

36:53

It's always

36:54

a dry hump. They either shower as

36:56

long as you use warm

36:57

water. And you can wash your hair if

37:00

you're sure to dry it

37:02

quickly. What? And you can swim. If you When would wash your hair or three

37:04

anything to do with your periods? And

37:06

you can

37:06

go to dances and picnics.

37:09

But it's not a very good idea.

37:10

Nobody wants you there.

37:11

A ride horse state or

37:13

play fast games like volleyball

37:15

and basketball or

37:16

do standover dancing like square dancing.

37:19

Or anything that's If you're around hair

37:21

dancing is that dangerous. General, milder. If

37:23

you're pregnant, the ones that strengthen

37:25

the abdominal muscles are Free dry humps

37:27

and square dancing able to avoid strenuous exercise

37:29

when you're menstruating. And he'll be sure and tell your mom

37:31

that slowly is creepy as hell. He'd be

37:34

just right. I think she ended up being

37:36

nurse ratchet. Why she's way too in the

37:38

men's

37:38

speech? Don't have sex because

37:40

you will get pregnant and die.

37:44

Man. That

37:46

story just seemed so unnecessary

37:48

on channel four. It's like, yeah,

37:51

This is really groundbreaking news.

37:54

Everyone doesn't know that kids are watching

37:56

porn at an extremely young age and watching tons

37:58

of it. Last time I talked about leads though. The headline was what?

38:00

Sex and Kids and it had three x's.

38:02

I mean, who it's gonna get

38:04

people's attention. 10 talked about this a

38:06

while ago, and I got this note from

38:08

a teacher who said,

38:10

oh, yeah. She said, these

38:12

kids are constantly watching

38:14

porn at school, and she said, it used to be,

38:16

you'd see a group of guys

38:18

all around the phone. And she said,

38:20

and I would go up, like, what was going

38:22

on here? And she said and then I learned

38:24

it's always either, like, you know,

38:27

some horrible accident that's, you know,

38:29

online. Like Demar? Oh, yeah. Or

38:31

it's porn. And and she said

38:33

that, you know, back in the

38:35

early days, her cadence

38:38

where a parent

38:40

was called. Oh, really? You know, your son has got an

38:42

iPhone and he's, you know, sharing it with a lot of

38:44

kids when he finds something kind

38:46

of sexual

38:48

online. And She

38:50

said that the response was always, honey, it was my kid's phone.

38:52

Oh, jeez. Because my

38:54

real business Really? Yeah. Hey,

38:57

sweetheart. You need to take a break from

38:59

Bulldog Gruffy. Parents are really

39:02

defensive of their kids. I can't imagine an

39:04

adult

39:05

like going I'm gonna get that kid in trouble for no reason.

39:07

Yeah. But I'm very sure parents

39:09

and are very supportive

39:12

of

39:12

teachers. I don't know why. George now is going tall instead of

39:14

filling up. No. I don't wanna let George.

39:17

Mike is more like Jim. Ben

39:20

will be

39:20

tall probably. Oh, we're all different. Here.

39:23

Maybe a diagram

39:25

will help. Whoa. Oh, man.

39:27

Here's the penis. Oh,

39:30

I thought

39:30

it was the other going the other way that all of the test controls

39:32

are tested. This is the worst job. Venus, by

39:35

the way, I've ever said. You're

39:38

around fourteen. Yeah. Maybe sooner than that. Why is that kid circumcised?

39:40

She picks between us and making a chemical

39:42

stuff. By the way, the theory

39:44

How did William for being

39:46

circumcised? Oh, really? Yeah.

39:48

In his book. I don't know why Fucky

39:50

did that. Because he's just he's

39:52

just grasping at anything now to embarrass

39:56

the family. I

39:56

I don't understand why would you reveal all these private things

39:58

about your brother? Because you're an asshole.

40:01

Like

40:01

I was beating around this

40:03

bush that unserpentized day. It

40:05

wasn't the best man. Oh

40:08

god. At his wedding. So

40:10

what? That's how the royal family does it

40:12

because it's a unique situation. That's why you have

40:14

all that money. Remember, that's why you live

40:17

in a twenty million dollar house

40:19

asshole. Yeah. He said

40:21

that he had

40:24

to reveal killing twenty five Taliban members. Oh, yeah. For

40:26

his own mental health, for his own

40:28

healing. It's like, okay. Well, can you

40:30

just tell therapists that No.

40:32

He can't book. He never

40:34

admits he's wrong. He's never

40:36

wrong. Everyone else is

40:38

always wrong. And, you know, and he said, oh, if we knew, if we did something wrong,

40:40

we'd apologize for it. No, you don't. Because you were told

40:42

that Meghan was rude to staff and he made

40:44

a twenty five

40:46

page paper to prove

40:48

that she wasn't wrong. And

40:50

by holding with the

40:52

dress, Charlotte's dress -- Oh, yeah.

40:54

-- it's dress and, you know, it's too

40:56

big and she's in tears. After that

40:59

whole stupid text series, Harry said

41:01

that Meghan was sobbing on

41:03

the floor. That's four. So

41:06

Kate made her sob. Is

41:08

she getting the wrong mental

41:12

health? I mean, she seems to

41:14

always be in oh, this shouldn't have therapy, then that's right.

41:16

It was impossible to get therapy. I don't know. But

41:18

he's getting so much shit about saying the

41:20

royal family isn't racist now. a second. For two

41:22

years, we thought there were races, and then he and

41:24

then he explains it. He's not talking about it anymore.

41:27

He's not about unconscious bias, which can lead to

41:29

races and are like, no, that's not

41:31

how it's explained. Yeah. You don't know what

41:33

you're talking about. So he doesn't

41:36

even do the work.

41:38

But Alright. He guess what? He has another

41:40

media appearance today. Did you know that?

41:42

Oh, he's on Colbert tonight. Yeah. If I were Colbertbulous, I

41:44

would say no. No. No. What are you gonna

41:46

get after he's been on nineteen different

41:50

things? No. Not a good

41:52

interview. He's not entertaining. There was a headline in England today.

41:55

Something like Oh

41:58

god enough. Please stop. They're giving

42:00

him shit because he's also on the cover

42:03

of the next people magazine and

42:05

they photoshopped more hair. On

42:07

his balding

42:07

head. Really? Yeah.

42:10

Why did he see the first proofs and say?

42:12

Why can't we move balding, Zach?

42:15

Yeah. There's just so there's

42:18

just new shit every day. It's like, how do you

42:20

come up with all this shit? Didn't Time

42:22

magazine get in trouble for messing with the o

42:25

j cover, making him darker, made him darker.

42:27

So I guess that's just standard now. You make

42:29

10 should be offensive to bald people that they

42:31

would put more hair on

42:33

him. Million balled march. A million balled

42:35

march for a time. A million

42:37

people saying, can't we

42:40

have evolved? One of the the claims have been debunked. And by the way, the

42:42

debunking is just nonstop. It's two

42:44

weeks. 10 many things that have debunked that and they're

42:46

all debunkable. One

42:48

of them is that he said he got an his mom gave him an Xbox on his thirteenth

42:51

birthday when they weren't available until

42:53

four years

42:54

later. And

42:56

then 10 claims his whole business.

42:59

He's been so easily provable. No.

43:01

No. He doesn't do any

43:03

homework or anything. He also

43:06

got it wrong. He claimed he was

43:08

some place when his grand his great

43:10

grandmother died, the queen mother. Yeah. Yeah.

43:12

Uh-huh. And he wasn't there. It's all on the record. He was

43:15

skiing with William. Really? He claimed he was

43:17

somewhere else and it was warm and

43:19

sunny or something and He's

43:21

like, no. You're nuts again. Fucking wrong. Once

43:23

again. He thought his mom was coming back and

43:25

wasn't really murdered. So Yeah. Like, two pockets.

43:28

He's confused. He just lives in a different

43:30

make believe world. So

43:32

they had a British guy, British

43:34

journalist on with TMZ,

43:36

who, of course, are very pro Harry

43:39

and Megan. Of course. I'm surprised by that. Charles is

43:41

surprised by that. Or Harvey, not so

43:43

much. Anyway, he said that the they did a poll

43:45

that, you know, William or Harry, basically, it was

43:47

seventy percent William, twenty six

43:49

percent Harry, but they said Harry Support is

43:52

completely almost

43:54

completely within Gen Z. When you

43:56

get into millennials and above, Everyone thinks

43:59

he's bullshit and ridiculous. But anyway,

44:01

they were talking about it. And I read

44:03

a little bit about it today too, and the

44:05

suggestion was that

44:07

Gen loves sharing their traumas, quote

44:10

unquote, and they even quoted one kid is

44:12

saying being the younger sibling

44:14

is a

44:16

trauma. That's a real trauma that people need to flesh out. I'm

44:18

gonna go with that. I'm the youngest of three. So

44:20

That's why I'm so traumatized. Yeah.

44:23

Oh, there's big considered. So people shouldn't have a

44:25

younger chills. Yeah. I guess I usually have one.

44:27

It's creating trauma. China had it right. I'm

44:30

trying to find because there was another

44:32

poll, you know, you, Rating Pull,

44:34

favorability? Yeah. So bad.

44:36

Twenty seventeen, Harry, his

44:39

popularity was plus

44:40

seventy. Right? So seventy Yeah. That was

44:42

wrong when he met Meghan. Yeah. Seventy percent more people liked him than didn't

44:44

like him. Right? Isn't that how they do the

44:47

net game? Yeah. And now do

44:49

you know what it is now? It's

44:51

minus thirty or something. It's

44:53

thirty eight. Holy crap. Sixty

44:55

four percent of a negative view of them.

44:57

I'm surprised it's only sixty four.

44:59

I think she does worse too. She does. I'm not a fan

45:02

of making The the British

45:04

journalist said that she does do worse. And by the

45:06

way, there's pushback going

45:08

on now. The woman

45:10

who is in the press runs a press

45:12

office, I think, for the

45:14

king and Camilla. Mhmm. Said

45:16

that they would never plant a story. That

45:18

is absolutely completely one

45:20

hundred percent false. And she said, I've

45:22

never been asked to do it. It would never happen. And

45:24

she said, oh,

45:26

it's so Lydia. She said ask the papers. She said,

45:28

I I would love for you to go on and ask the, you

45:30

know, the telegraph and the

45:32

times and the even

45:34

the the daily mail and the mirror and the

45:36

ones that are mortality, if we've ever planned

45:38

a story because we have never

45:40

done it. So he he sounds so

45:42

paranoid. I mean, he thinks they plant stories every

45:44

day. Yeah.

45:46

And radicalize said,

45:50

which radicalizes the readers,

45:52

and that was another thing that that

45:54

came up -- Oh, sure. -- that the

45:56

tabloids in England are kind of a

45:58

joke The the brits know they're they

46:01

they don't believe the tabloids. A tabloid. They take it

46:03

with a grain of salt. They know

46:05

what the tabloids are. And and, yeah, the

46:07

tabloids were unkind at times or said

46:09

rude things, but they said

46:12

as far as what they said about Meghan

46:14

or Harry,

46:16

back when they met versus now, it's ten times

46:18

as bad now. The tenth is blister

46:21

them now for

46:23

being such whiners. And money

46:26

grubbers. No no no news out of the

46:28

tallow man today. I was hoping they were they would

46:30

attack him again. Yeah. I want him put on

46:32

trial. I want the teleban to put an ice

46:34

support travel ban a hundred

46:35

percent. It's a loser. I

46:38

don't even call the loser by

46:40

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And on the Hall Financial

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47:35

podcasts. And before you jump on there, Karl,

47:37

I wanna mention that the Brandon Appearance

47:39

on WATP, as I mentioned

47:41

yesterday, is on who are these podcasts, YouTube.

47:43

Oh, yes. I don't think we promoted that. We mentioned you were on

47:45

the

47:45

show, but the show did well, by the way,

47:48

I looked

47:50

it up. It did

47:52

very well. And by the way, Brandon,

47:54

first time now I mentioned it was his first time

47:56

in the show. Of course, we did the live show in Detroit. So he's

47:58

been on who are these podcasts before. But it's first time

48:00

solo cohosting rave reviews.

48:02

And by the way, people haven't read it.

48:04

Not easy to police. Oh, good to police.

48:06

Was one

48:07

of my going into that was oh my god, I'm gonna be slaughtered

48:09

in the comment section. It's a

48:11

little bit in side,

48:13

but just quickly, Brandon, you you mentioned that

48:16

well, I was truly getting pounded in Reddit.

48:18

What was that? I I've just noticed

48:20

recently on the DABLERS anonymous

48:23

that they have created a new subreddit. It's

48:26

I think it's a truly

48:28

anonymous or something like that where it's either

48:30

new target Well, there's been lack of stuttering John content lately,

48:32

and so a lot of the people are popping off

48:34

again, Julie. And I think a lot of it has to do with

48:36

the fact that

48:38

his show that also rags

48:40

on Stuttering John, tends

48:42

to borrow a lot of content

48:44

from the Dabbler's anonymous subreddit.

48:46

So they're they're piling on them a little bit. Well, why would they want them to use it,

48:48

I would think? Would that like they own the

48:51

content? Well, this is nothing new, by

48:53

the way. Schulily's been getting hate

48:56

since back when he was on the stern

48:58

show. Yeah. The the Reddit Reddit is not a pretty place.

49:00

Well, radio gunk is the show

49:02

that's dedicated to the Howard stern show.

49:05

And they were ragged on schooly for years.

49:07

And it's really Schooly tells the story

49:09

how the host of that show Monique. After he left

49:11

the search, I was like, Hey, do you wanna

49:13

come on? Radio gunk? I'll do an interview with you. He's like, go fuck yourself. You've

49:15

been seg. Nothing horrible things about me

49:17

for years. No.

49:20

Maybe I'm just out of it, but I you know, I've listened to show Howard. There

49:22

was a big period from, like, twenty thirteen to

49:24

twenty eighteen when I listened a lot.

49:27

And Julie was to me one of the better things on the show. I mean, why would

49:29

I agree? By the way, true, this

49:32

this told me by surprise because when

49:34

Julie started his podcast, the Julie show, the very

49:36

first episode, He called out Harley's podcast.

49:38

I didn't even know he'd heard of us. And he said, I hope

49:40

I get on Harley's podcast someday. So I'm like, I reached out

49:42

to everybody. Like, this is awesome. I loved you on the

49:44

Stern Show. I'd love to do something

49:46

with you. And after that's when I learned that there's a whole community

49:48

of people who do not, like, truly hang

49:50

on. Well, the world's

49:52

idea. Mean, vicious place

49:55

these days. But fortunately, we've got some shows that we're gonna take a

49:57

look at and maybe this is something we

49:59

can all enjoy as Carl is always trying

50:01

to find out who are

50:04

these podcasts and and you're gonna dig a little deeper into a show that I

50:06

had some problems with. It was I guess,

50:08

are we starting with Amrata, Emily

50:10

Radhika? We we can do that. Now you

50:12

guys covered with this last week, obviously. I I

50:14

like that, Drew, because I was gonna give this to Carl. I'm

50:16

like, no, I won't just do it. It was too good. I don't it

50:18

was so annoying. We didn't cover the way you

50:20

cover it. We just had a I just had a couple

50:22

things in there. I thought we're

50:23

incredible. But I knew if you

50:26

did it for WATP, I thought it'd be

50:28

a winner. Really? Well,

50:29

you you do cover the first twenty minutes or so. And the conversation

50:31

goes out now, one of the things that

50:33

you were talking about

50:35

was how Bellathorn thinks

50:37

that anxiety was only discovered when she was

50:40

a teenager. No

50:40

one had ever been anxious -- Right.

50:43

-- until she was a teenager. And

50:45

she says her anxiety caused issues with her

50:48

digestive tract. If you play my

50:50

my track number one, she

50:52

explains what she this into

50:54

her

50:54

health. I got, like, an upper

50:56

ossomy, colonoscopy when I turned eighteen

50:58

because of how bad my

51:02

situation was. And they were like, oh, yeah.

51:04

We found out that it's just anxiety. Like,

51:06

take some Xanax. Take some

51:08

of this. I don't believe in taking pills, so that was like another thing. And then I You're

51:10

right. -- found weed, and that helped me out

51:12

a

51:12

lot. Well, she treated an

51:15

upper

51:15

digestive problem with weed. Well,

51:18

there's a there's a bunch going on here. Now, first of

51:20

all, I wait that she says, the doctor

51:22

prescribed these these medications I

51:25

don't take medications, but I will

51:27

smoke illegal drugs all day. That's

51:29

fine. Yes. So listen to the doctor.

51:31

How unattractive is her voice? Would you ever

51:33

think that was somebody that people wanted to, you know,

51:35

desired. Nope. Oh. Well, speaking

51:38

of her voice, this is my next

51:40

trick here. Number two is

51:43

poor BellaThorn has been living a lie

51:46

her entire life because I don't know if you

51:48

guys know this, but she's had a manly voice and she

51:50

was a

51:50

child, and she had to fake it.

51:53

Okay. I had to talk in a whole

51:56

different voice. My voice has been this

51:58

tone since I was that little.

52:00

I've always had a deep voice and

52:02

people used to think it made me

52:04

sound negative, and it made me sound

52:06

like a man. So

52:08

they literally like,

52:10

I spoken interviews when you, like, look up these little clips of

52:12

me while I'm speaking on the carpet and you

52:14

can hear my little tiny sweet boys. Wow.

52:16

So you were acting all the time. Yeah.

52:19

All the time. And that was I think

52:21

that that also when I turned to

52:24

certain age just made me like

52:26

really just so angry and really just hate who I

52:28

was and all the

52:30

lies that I had been spilling my

52:32

whole life and, you know, saying my

52:34

favorite

52:35

color was ping that drove me nuts.

52:38

This

52:38

is too much to bear. So she's a she was

52:40

a sign of favorite color. She was a sign

52:42

of favorite color by Hollywood.

52:45

Apparently us. She had to change her

52:47

voice and her favorite colors pink. Those are the

52:49

two examples she gives. I thought she had to live

52:51

a lie. She hated her. She was for the

52:53

other self because Why she's got high standards?

52:55

But isn't it what she says that sounds

52:58

negative? I mean, she says the most negative

53:00

crap all the time? I I have a

53:02

note in here and we're gonna go through some more

53:04

clips, but I have a note in here that

53:06

usually excuses are used when you're not

53:08

successful in life. This woman

53:10

has every excuse why her life is terrible,

53:12

and she's wildly successful. Yeah. I want

53:14

someone to sit her down and be like, by the way,

53:16

stop complaining. You're doing

53:18

well. Yeah. No. It's it's pretty amazing how much she has

53:20

to complain about under the circumstances. And, I

53:22

mean, she's had a million breaks too. These

53:24

things are all good.

53:27

Oh, it it's it's nonstop. And there's

53:29

a a portion of the show that I didn't pull

53:31

clips from because they talk about

53:33

the sexualization of teenage

53:35

girls in Hollywood. And how horrible this is, how difficult it was

53:37

to be bella thorne, and I couldn't wear a bikini

53:40

in the beach because I got yelled at, but then they

53:42

wanted me to dress up for the

53:44

red carpet. And I which is

53:46

it? Do you want me to be attractive or not? I

53:48

can't figure it out. And there's

53:50

pedophiles and predators out there in the go through this whole

53:52

thing. And listen. I'm sure a lot of this

53:54

is trying to Hollywood pretty fucked when it comes

53:56

to that sort of thing. Of course. But but then

53:58

after twenty minutes of talking about, listen

54:00

to my track number four where they ask if you would let your daughter go

54:02

to Hollywood to work. Sorry. Let me back it up.

54:04

Hang on.

54:04

If you got a kid, would you

54:06

let them

54:06

work in Hollywood, or would you

54:09

make them wait? I think it'd be depending on how

54:11

much they harass 10, right, about it. Yeah.

54:14

I think if they were just harassing

54:16

and harassing and her ass. And then

54:18

I'd be like, oh my god. Okay,

54:20

kid. Jesus Christ.

54:21

It's good parenting, though. Somebody just just

54:24

give in Wow. It was

54:26

easy out there. Whatever you want. Half the

54:28

police resistance always with children's the

54:30

best way to raise a kid. But,

54:31

Drew, you listen to this episode. Didn't that

54:33

make their whole discussion before that kind

54:35

of moutes. Yeah. Well, she's just

54:36

like, well, yeah, of course, I thought mine could be in Hollywood. It's

54:38

like a lot of the bad enough. Oh, no. No. It's

54:40

it's absurd. And then the other thing is They

54:43

complain about being sexual and sexualized and objects at

54:45

fourteen fifteen, but look at them look

54:47

at Mirada at thirty two,

54:50

she's constantly

54:51

sending temperature soaring with her latest post on this

54:53

to the point. Miss to the point, it's not her

54:55

fault. This is how she was groomed to do this

54:57

her whole life. Yeah. Other choice.

54:59

Should've been a scientist. If it bothered her

55:02

so much, she's in a position to change

55:04

it, but she chooses not

55:05

to. So it can't be

55:07

that bad. I I

55:08

was just watching Anthony Kumia show when he was showing photos. She was

55:10

out with Eric Andres the other night out

55:13

of date. Yeah. Did you already

55:14

talk about that? No. No. No. No.

55:18

It was funny because they were showing photos of the two of them together and they're, like,

55:20

even Eric Audrey looks surprised he's out with this

55:22

girl. He looks the

55:25

most jock. I know I when I saw that 10 was

55:27

like, who says Eric Andre guy? And I was like,

55:29

wait. She's out with that guy. Really? That guy

55:31

can go out

55:33

with her. It's And she's already jumped on as who's dated who. So

55:35

it's -- Right. -- it reminded me of

55:37

Alisa Giardonna told me that, you know,

55:39

stuttering John thought he could go out with her

55:41

and fuck her probably. And I

55:43

said, god, why? You said, Stuttering John, and then she mentioned

55:45

a couple. I said, why don't all these people think

55:47

that? And she said, oh, because I went out with

55:50

banshee. So anybody, you know, thinks

55:52

they can They

55:52

can be with me because Benjie was with me because I Benjie was

55:55

heavy and Benjie. 10

55:59

It's what you're saying is Eric Andrey is gonna get all Pete

56:01

Davis in the sloppy seconds. That's so

56:03

bad. Not a bad gig. Yeah. You

56:05

could get

56:06

it. No. III don't know

56:08

much about Eric Andrey. Is he a really outstanding

56:10

comedian? Yeah. He's pretty good. He's just he's

56:12

different. He's different. He had he had a

56:15

show on adult swim that was basically just the

56:17

wackiest night show possible

56:19

and that kinda jumped him into

56:21

a new comedic strat

56:23

fear, and since then he's been able to do some movies. What was the one

56:26

movie we watched, Mark, within a minute? Bad

56:28

trip. Bad trip, which was I'm gonna check that out.

56:30

So he is a big enough star to

56:32

justify her. Yes. I'm sort of

56:34

listening. Yeah.

56:34

Okay. Just asking. Alright.

56:36

Let's get back to the trauma. That

56:39

is being ballathorn. And

56:41

just how difficult of a life that she

56:43

has. My my track number five, I didn't even

56:45

realize this happened. When I

56:47

had cystic, I knee, and everyone was

56:49

like, she must do heroin crack because her acne is so

56:52

bad. No one ever I've never heard of cystic

56:53

acne. No one ever said. Was that every zit

56:56

turns into

56:58

cyst? No. Mark, everyone said. No one

57:00

said. Everyone. I think Brad Dunn said.

57:02

I'm pretty sure her droos saying, and

57:05

everyone is gonna I wanna Google

57:08

her name and what is it?

57:10

Cystic acne. Yeah. I'm doing it right now.

57:12

Cystic. I know. I remember her that before.

57:14

It's like, well, everyone thought I was either on crack or heroin than it is because of my

57:16

complexion. Like, no. That's not a thing. Was her

57:18

face just like somebody shot zits with ABB

57:20

gun on it? And I I don't recall her being

57:22

all

57:23

shitty either.

57:24

There's a story from Yahoo that says BellaThorn shows off her

57:26

glowing complexion after a years long struggle

57:29

with cystic acne, which I

57:31

don't know. Yeah. Every story is about her

57:34

overcoming it. She overcame it. But I would like to get

57:36

a hold of her

57:38

medical records.

57:38

But those stories, though, you guys realize that this is just a publicist who writes

57:40

these things up and then I just reread it word

57:42

for word. Mhmm. Yeah. Well, she's

57:46

probably been asked to endorse something that gets rid of some kind of acne. And

57:48

so, you know, oh, look at me and I was up

57:50

terrible even though she was never in any

57:54

terrible. Complishable, get rid of acne, and help you kick heroin. Mhmm.

57:56

Will you be in our spokesperson, please, for

57:58

that some basic

58:00

new products?

58:01

I would think your lifestyle would not be real conducive

58:03

to a great complexion from what I

58:05

know of

58:06

it. Now, they they

58:09

talk about how back in the day. And by the way, back in the day is,

58:11

like, five or six years ago to these two.

58:14

We're talking about how back in

58:16

the day. It was

58:18

fine for people to say, like, oh, that

58:20

twelve year old girl is super sexy.

58:22

Look at how hot that thirteen year old girl is,

58:24

which is not true. No. It's just that's

58:26

never been a thing. No. But No. You

58:28

missed a bit.

58:28

So my my track number six, they're gonna

58:30

see if this has changed or not. Millie

58:32

Bobby Brown would be a pretty good career to look out to see if that

58:35

is still happening -- Yeah. -- because

58:37

she was very little and in the

58:39

time growing up

58:41

now where people are just starting to understand that

58:44

you can't call her a sexy little girl

58:46

anymore. Yeah. That's

58:47

fucking weird

58:48

because she's a little girl.

58:52

So these people are battling the

58:54

thinest straw man that's ever existed in

58:56

the world. Nobody's arguing the other

58:59

side of this. No. I wanna

59:01

call Billy vibegron AAA piece of What's the problem here? I'm

59:03

sorry. I'm slightly distracted because

59:05

Brandon's going through his

59:07

appearance the show and thumbs up in every comment

59:10

that mentions

59:10

it. And then I am. She's I had

59:12

to find it till I get in the notes.

59:15

And now

59:15

I'm Who's not who's

59:17

going for? I'm taking me a

59:19

plural community. Thanks,

59:22

Mark. Don't

59:23

cuddle you and Terry, entertaining to me to watch

59:25

you do that. Thanks. Karl, did

59:27

you happen to know this all

59:29

the time that Amrat says she was sorry about her. Every time she

59:31

mentions her father, she I'm so sorry he

59:33

died, which she didn't know when the show started.

59:35

She just found out. But,

59:37

you know, the guy

59:38

she also tried to predict how old she

59:40

was when her dad died. What is that

59:42

thing? We're not just asking the question, like, oh,

59:44

yeah. You were seven. Right? No. I was eight.

59:47

Like, why just well, just ask if you don't know.

59:49

Why try and predict it? She did

59:51

no research whatsoever. She didn't know where she grew up.

59:53

She didn't know anything. That's what's so weird

59:55

about these podcasts. When they throw a bunch of money

59:57

at Amrada, and I assumed she got a Spotify deal. Didn't she?

1:00:00

Oh, I don't know if she does that. I think it was

1:00:02

it was with podcast one or

1:00:04

one of of them. But the other

1:00:06

thing paid or I think she was

1:00:08

offered money to do a podcast. But

1:00:10

then she just thinks, well, I'll just have

1:00:12

a conference it'll be like calling my friend on the phone and I'll have conversation with

1:00:14

BellaThorn and these famous people and anybody would

1:00:16

love to hear 10 talk about anything.

1:00:18

There's no homework done whatsoever.

1:00:20

That's what

1:00:22

she thought. I think she's misreading the people she has conversations with because

1:00:24

I don't think anybody wants to keep

1:00:26

having a conversation with

1:00:26

her. They probably wanna get off

1:00:29

the phone with her. No.

1:00:31

You guys are completely wrong about

1:00:31

this. Abirada is spitting

1:00:34

out so much information and so

1:00:38

much facts that there's a moment here where Bella is blown

1:00:40

away. Track number three, Bella is

1:00:42

blown away by the information that

1:00:44

Ammirada has. Wow. That just, like,

1:00:46

my

1:00:47

brain is, like, take a moment just

1:00:49

to, like, just digest that for a moment.

1:00:50

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:51

That's what that's what you say. We

1:00:53

have nothing to say. What did

1:00:55

she reveal to

1:00:58

her?

1:00:58

Dude, Drew, why don't you be embarrassed if

1:01:00

you're interviewing someone and knew nothing

1:01:02

about them? Course you've been doing a

1:01:04

subset of research and prep work. Don't

1:01:07

I don't get these people. Just come out just like,

1:01:10

alright. So I don't think I guess it's something like you're from

1:01:12

LA right

1:01:12

now. I grew up in Florida. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's like

1:01:14

Jim Bentley doing a Dave Mason interview

1:01:16

or something. It's so pathetic. I just can't believe

1:01:19

they consider those professional at anything

1:01:21

if you don't prepare for it. I would think you

1:01:23

would know that. I would think you'd go, well, broadcasting,

1:01:25

that's something it requires there's gotta

1:01:27

be some skill involved to be good at it. I mean, some

1:01:29

people are better than others. I wanna be one of the

1:01:31

better ones, but that doesn't seem to click in with

1:01:33

any of these celebrity podcast. Does it and for the record, it

1:01:35

was Sony Music Entertainment that is financially

1:01:38

backing this

1:01:40

podcast. Yeah. feel

1:01:42

for what someone like Embraer who would

1:01:44

get paid for this, probably what,

1:01:46

twelve podcasts

1:01:48

or

1:01:48

something? I'll look. Wow. It's very In order to

1:01:50

to get her to get out of bed, I'm -- Yeah.

1:01:52

-- sure it's five figures per

1:01:55

episode at

1:01:55

least. Right? I I think it's

1:01:58

paid model in

1:01:58

the world. I figured it's gotta be a million

1:02:00

bucks or something. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:02

And but what about when

1:02:04

you go to people like Lindsey Lohan, for example, and you know they did throw

1:02:07

money at her too, but I wonder is probably

1:02:09

about half that or less maybe. Well, you

1:02:11

think she gets a million dollar

1:02:14

for doing the podcast. AmRata? Yeah. What Karl said is

1:02:16

positively true. I don't think she'd get out of bed for

1:02:18

less than a certain amount of money. Why would she

1:02:22

bother? She is she

1:02:23

makes a ton of money, I suppose. And I think I

1:02:25

think, you know, whoever these people are

1:02:27

quick, so defected. Right?

1:02:29

I think it's I think that's I

1:02:31

think she would do it for last to tell you the truth. Miss poor guy is still career in radio, and

1:02:34

he's like, say, oh, hey. I know. Not much

1:02:36

my I know he was struggling

1:02:38

with. Davidson.

1:02:40

Mean, can you imagine being considered to be as somewhat of an expert in

1:02:42

your field? Well, maybe an architect. And all of a

1:02:44

sudden, it's like, oh, these people with huge platforms

1:02:47

are doing architecture. Now, holy

1:02:50

fuck. They don't know what they're doing. And they're making all this money, somebody's throwing a

1:02:52

million dollars at them. I can't make more than a hundred thousand

1:02:54

dollars for a project. I mean, it's

1:02:56

unsettling. The real reason I'm

1:02:59

surprises. It's gotta have about thirty people

1:03:01

working on it that you have to pay,

1:03:03

you know, peanuts too. Yeah. Because you don't

1:03:05

do anything. You just sit in front of the

1:03:07

mic and you have your conversation. So you're gonna have a budget of what? One point five

1:03:09

million for that piece of

1:03:11

garbage. I think they're hoping it

1:03:13

just looks like gold like, a

1:03:15

call her daddy type thing, you know. I

1:03:17

think they sell sell plenty of commercials for their

1:03:19

commercials on there. Right now, there should be a

1:03:21

getting contract. Right? Yeah. I if

1:03:23

they expect it to grow. No. There's

1:03:26

no way Ammirada is gonna do

1:03:28

anything. I bet you, it's under

1:03:30

the guise of hey, you can make up to million

1:03:32

dollars an episode if you get so many

1:03:34

listeners. I don't think she has to take a

1:03:36

deal like that, but madam, maybe she wants to do it. Some of

1:03:38

these people name I've ever heard. Many people do they're great

1:03:40

at broadcasting like David Lee Roth, I'm way to cover

1:03:42

Oh, I know what I'm doing, sir. You kidding.

1:03:45

I've been doing interviews all

1:03:47

my

1:03:47

life. You day. And then he's on the stern show for, what, three months

1:03:49

before they go, get the fuck out of

1:03:51

here. Oh. He

1:03:53

is

1:03:53

horrible. I don't know

1:03:54

if you guys know this about Bella Thorn. But

1:03:58

she came out of the closet.

1:04:00

And my track number double

1:04:02

zero

1:04:02

here, she really is brave.

1:04:04

I'm I'm proud of her. I was

1:04:07

gonna say we talked a lot about how you present in the world with your sexuality, but

1:04:09

like what about your personal journey and like

1:04:11

coming out? Was that

1:04:13

like for you? How does it feel now to be somebody

1:04:15

who's out? At first, it felt

1:04:18

great. And then it was a little shitty for a

1:04:20

while because I did it at a

1:04:22

time where it wasn't cool

1:04:24

yet.

1:04:25

She came with

1:04:26

asexual act twenty sixteen. That's

1:04:29

back in the day, Carl. Twenty sixteen.

1:04:31

Yeah. Twenty twenty sixteen, it was very cool to be by his

1:04:33

actual Absolutely. People rave. People

1:04:35

congratulate them non stop.

1:04:38

so happy. Not only that, but gay marriage

1:04:40

was legal

1:04:40

then. Right? 10 Generally 10. It

1:04:43

was. Yeah. And

1:04:43

this this is insane that

1:04:46

she would like, this is so brave of her to call. It's bisexual.

1:04:48

And by the way now, she's

1:04:50

pansexual -- Yes. -- which is a weird thing because it's

1:04:52

like, oh, I'll I'll sleep with

1:04:54

anyone. But it's going

1:04:55

forward, so probably not. Probably almost no

1:04:57

one. By the way, this idea

1:04:59

that you present your

1:05:01

sexuality I feel like is something that you only need to do in

1:05:03

your circle of people who would be affected

1:05:05

by. Is there really a need for

1:05:08

people like her to present their sexuality

1:05:10

and what it currently is

1:05:12

all the time and their new pronouns

1:05:14

I mean, his name is performative, doesn't

1:05:16

it? Even the way they they

1:05:18

say that, you present your sexuality. It seems performative.

1:05:20

Yeah. It seems like presenting. Yeah. Debbie Lovato just changed

1:05:22

her pronouns and I thought, I don't need

1:05:25

to know her new pronouns. Am I really gonna

1:05:27

make a note? Oh, Debbie Lovato's pronouns,

1:05:30

say, This is very important. Well, then you have to remind people really need to know what

1:05:32

her pronouns are at

1:05:32

all. And then you have to see the news story that she

1:05:35

changed them back and you have to write down. You need

1:05:37

to use the other pronouns.

1:05:39

It's fucking stupid. Oh, else is she gonna stay

1:05:42

relevant? No, guys. I don't think you

1:05:44

realize how difficult it's been for

1:05:46

poor ballathorn.

1:05:48

And her

1:05:48

career, my track number seven, really breaks down difficult

1:05:51

this has been for her. There is a

1:05:53

game,

1:05:53

but the rules are

1:05:56

completely unfair. And you are

1:05:58

playing it and you're like trying

1:06:00

to navigate somebody switching up the

1:06:02

rules on you at any given second literally

1:06:04

from when you're 10. Or when you're

1:06:06

twenty three 10 twenty five,

1:06:08

whatever. And they're like, no, no, no, no, be

1:06:10

this way, but be this way. And you're like, I am just

1:06:12

trying to succeed here. And also

1:06:14

now as an adult, be who I

1:06:15

am. Mhmm. Right?

1:06:19

She's a musical artist. She's

1:06:22

an actor. She's

1:06:23

a model. She's doing it all. She has a net worth of twelve

1:06:26

million. What are these excuses are

1:06:28

coming up with? Like, oh, man, your life has been so

1:06:30

tough. I'm sure it's not been

1:06:32

easy, but you can't sit here

1:06:34

and be like, yeah, everyone's against me. I

1:06:36

just they keep changing the rules on me. I

1:06:38

can't do anything. He does

1:06:40

whatever the fuck she wants. Remember she was the first star and only fan

1:06:42

she made a million dollars in one day?

1:06:44

Then did you know she started her own

1:06:46

only

1:06:47

fan's platform with her mom. And brought all these all these only

1:06:50

fans people over there who then claimed that they

1:06:52

got ripped off brutally yet with

1:06:54

her mom running

1:06:55

it. Mhmm. You should show

1:06:58

yourself on the Internet when your mom's the

1:07:00

CEO. She does whatever

1:07:02

the fuck she

1:07:03

wants. What rules is

1:07:05

she talking

1:07:06

about? It's insane. By the way, Drew, I was getting so angry and

1:07:08

I I appreciate you sending me this last week

1:07:10

when you did. I was getting so angry listening

1:07:12

to these two complain. I know. How about life

1:07:15

much. people have hot chick privilege. People that are

1:07:18

Well, it is. Much success.

1:07:20

Yeah. What's up there?

1:07:22

They're unlucky in love. I

1:07:25

I have to tell you, Karl, you know, people that come on your

1:07:27

show so often say, oh my god. I didn't realize

1:07:29

they'd have to listen to this

1:07:32

fifty minute. This is horrible. The preparation is

1:07:34

really the hardest part. Because once

1:07:36

you get the the cuts separated

1:07:38

out, it's really fun to hear them

1:07:41

in or out of context, however you present them.

1:07:43

Usually in context, I would say, but, god,

1:07:45

that's a tough job to listen to shitty

1:07:47

podcasts. A listing of these two bitch and

1:07:49

complain for forty five

1:07:50

minutes, Holy shit. It isn't

1:07:52

easy. Brandon, comment I've

1:07:55

had? Well, yeah, it's You,

1:07:57

Chad Hanks. That's right. I did. I enjoyed it

1:07:59

because I do love Jed Hanks, but you can always tell when you listen to

1:08:01

one of Karl's shows and one of the

1:08:03

co hosts just extremely

1:08:06

angry with Carl right out of the gate because, oh, I had to know

1:08:08

that it was a terrible show. Basically,

1:08:10

Carl's listening to the show and summing

1:08:12

it up so you don't have to.

1:08:15

So that's that's the good things about WATP. In fact, I'm actually now

1:08:17

a Patreon subscriber. I am a bag sleeper.

1:08:19

I got shitfaced on New

1:08:22

Year's Eve, made a drunken Bought

1:08:24

the entire year in the future.

1:08:25

I'm really enjoying it because the what I wanted

1:08:27

to do was I wanted to go through

1:08:29

the stuttering John easy for

1:08:31

you to say, You have ten

1:08:33

parts that are bonus episodes Patreon only. I'm only through three, and I've been dying,

1:08:36

laughing, listening

1:08:39

that. Those are really good. You just chapter on Was it

1:08:42

Fred? Yeah. It's a lot

1:08:44

of shit that everybody

1:08:47

used to work with. He does four chapters

1:08:49

in a row shoulda got Jackie Bartlek for some reason.

1:08:51

And then Fred Norris, who's just the quiet guy,

1:08:55

very lovable dude, He shoots over. Like him.

1:08:57

Everyone likes Fred. He shoots over Fred. And then you gotta love it, Drew, because the

1:08:59

last sentence is,

1:09:02

but I love the

1:09:03

guy. But these these bonus episodes

1:09:05

have they've already made my

1:09:08

Patreon purchase worth it. In fact, I'm I'm

1:09:10

dying. I've only listened to the first three

1:09:12

bonus months of

1:09:14

that easy for you to say. But the way that Stuttering John lists he them by

1:09:20

a, b. He goes all the way like to

1:09:22

j. Normally, when people are listing things, you know, hey, 123.

1:09:25

But I've never heard

1:09:27

anybody say, okay, let

1:09:30

a h. This is the reason why it's

1:09:33

it's so crazy, but I love

1:09:35

it. It's it's the best part of

1:09:37

the Patreon for me. Does he say

1:09:39

about virtually

1:09:39

everyone he's ever worked with it. They condition

1:09:41

out, but they can't take it. Because

1:09:43

you can't take

1:09:44

it at all, but he says

1:09:47

that about everyone. It's it's rather incredible.

1:09:49

It's unbelievable

1:09:49

when he says his best friend of the show was

1:09:51

Jackie Martin, and then

1:09:54

as four chapters telling you what a piece of shit check you mark with

1:09:57

him. Like, oh, this

1:09:59

is your autobiography. This

1:10:01

is like a rope

1:10:03

smoke me doing. What's what's his

1:10:05

status now? I you know, you

1:10:07

had an episode maybe a week or a week and a half ago where the

1:10:11

people that worked with him were suggesting left them high and dry, and I didn't

1:10:14

know what that meant. It just I

1:10:16

mean, they were kind

1:10:18

of at the last second, I guess, told you can just go fuck off for

1:10:20

a while. I'm not doing anything.

1:10:22

Yeah. It's ex moderators, especially Benny

1:10:26

Loco. Who was a strong supporter

1:10:28

considering John for a long time would

1:10:30

be on every episode, not getting paid,

1:10:32

moderating the chat, kicking out the

1:10:34

trolls, doing all this work for him. She is so pissed because

1:10:37

he just packed up and left the show

1:10:39

without telling anyone he was going

1:10:41

to do that. And so all of these people

1:10:43

who would watch a show every day, you know, three

1:10:45

days a week, four four times a week, they're all just

1:10:47

like, what what what happened to this guy? So Betty

1:10:49

Lopez has been coming out and talking about how he's an alcoholic, and

1:10:51

he's a loser, and, like, she's really blasting him

1:10:53

online. Let him have his He doesn't

1:10:56

pay anyone

1:10:58

on his show he takes all the well, there's no money. So,

1:11:00

I guess, he takes what little money there is

1:11:02

and pays no one else anything. Yeah. And again,

1:11:04

twenty percent of zero. That's still

1:11:07

not a lot of money. Alright. Well, we

1:11:09

got some are we done with the

1:11:11

cuts from Amrata? We are.

1:11:13

And I want to

1:11:16

shift gears. Because brandon

1:11:18

actually turned me onto this podcast. It's called one degree of scandalous

1:11:23

with Caito Calin and Tom Zenner.

1:11:25

And, Drew, I know you're a big TMZ fan. I don't know if

1:11:27

you saw the recent news

1:11:29

over the holiday break with

1:11:32

Caito

1:11:32

Calin. I

1:11:35

didn't. Oh, well, track number eight. This

1:11:37

is gonna get right into

1:11:38

it. You wouldn't have anything going

1:11:40

on the last couple days either. I

1:11:43

would like seen your name anywhere. It's been kind of a dead for you, hasn't

1:11:45

it? You

1:11:46

know, it's so funny. I

1:11:50

I'm amazed that It must have been a slow news day that

1:11:52

DMZ, our friends Harvey, and 10

1:11:54

course, Dash's post the show.

1:11:57

I I couldn't get on in time

1:11:59

They wrote this whole article about me, you know,

1:12:01

stealing oranges, holy grail, holy

1:12:04

grail,

1:12:06

holy grail, apparently, there's a video of

1:12:08

Kato grabbing oranges out of a

1:12:10

a tree in someone's yard. So I

1:12:12

took a video of that. I sent it into TMZ,

1:12:14

and they had a whole news piece about it.

1:12:16

Nice sound quality, by the way. Yeah. I know.

1:12:18

It sounds like shit. Well, the one we watched when he had Jason Alexander and

1:12:21

it wasn't that

1:12:23

bad, was it? And it wasn't great, but

1:12:25

it wasn't We're both in the studio together though. Yeah. They're not in the studio together on this one. That's I

1:12:27

think that's why. Did you do the

1:12:30

Jason Alexander episode, Britney's ex husband?

1:12:34

I I did

1:12:34

not listen to that one, though. I'm silly,

1:12:37

sad. That's great. Yeah. I Alright.

1:12:39

Kato has done every reality

1:12:41

thing you I mean, his if you go to his Wikipedia,

1:12:43

you cannot believe how much shit he has done,

1:12:45

none of it adds up to anything. I kinda

1:12:48

like him

1:12:48

though. He's a hustler. He's just not good at it.

1:12:50

Oh,

1:12:50

terrible. I know he's bad. Which I'm gonna show you how

1:12:53

bad he is. But you know what

1:12:54

I'm saying? Alright, guy. It was nice.

1:12:58

The number of Hollywood connections he has and relationships,

1:13:00

if you get any talent at all,

1:13:02

he'd be doing something with that. You

1:13:04

could tell him he does not. So

1:13:06

Also, I have a question for you. Maybe when you guys

1:13:08

understand this, the title of the show,

1:13:11

one degree of scandalous, what the fuck does

1:13:13

that mean? No one knows what that means.

1:13:15

I guess it's because he's the you know, because he was related

1:13:17

to the OJ scandal. Right? Is that

1:13:19

Right. I suppose title.

1:13:22

He's by no means an expert on

1:13:24

scandals, though, to my knowledge.

1:13:26

Unless Carl

1:13:27

tells me different. Alright. So

1:13:29

track number nine, Kato was gonna

1:13:31

explain what happened with this whole thing where he's taking the orange out of the

1:13:33

tree. And I just want you to know that he just

1:13:35

referred to himself

1:13:37

in the

1:13:40

third person. I always ask permission. Usually, if I'm

1:13:42

gonna take any oranges off the trees. And by the way,

1:13:44

if you watch and I'm telling

1:13:46

people there's a video on TMZ,

1:13:49

where it shows Kato supposedly stealing oranges, which I'm not. If you look if you really look

1:13:51

at the video, you can see I'm

1:13:54

talking to the man and going go

1:13:56

ahead. Take

1:13:58

those. But he goes, those oranges in front.

1:14:01

They're not ripe yet. Those are

1:14:03

blood oranges. Blood oranges. Oh,

1:14:06

great quality again. I

1:14:07

don't ask my permission. Here's the He just walks up

1:14:09

to some dude's tree in the

1:14:11

front yard, starts picking

1:14:14

them, and then his girlfriend's, like, pulling them off. Like,

1:14:16

no, don't. That's why I made stories.

1:14:19

Oh, god. This

1:14:19

is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

1:14:22

Well,

1:14:22

he's he's got a joke about that.

1:14:24

And by the way, I had in my notes,

1:14:26

David Lee Roth would not ask for

1:14:28

permission. Thank you, Brandon. For being on top

1:14:31

of that.

1:14:31

Well, Why do I see you get the credit mark? Yes. Oh, I'm sorry.

1:14:33

Mark, you got it. My my

1:14:35

track number ten here is he talk his

1:14:38

his wife is Chinese, so he makes a

1:14:40

joke.

1:14:41

Phone boy. And my wife being Chinese, she goes, no.

1:14:43

I only want Mandarin on this. I'm kidding. And Nothing

1:14:49

really packs a punch at a joke when you follow-up with. I'm kidding. He

1:14:51

he did stand up for a while too. I know. He's

1:14:53

done everything. Who who is better at him

1:14:55

or Ron Jeremy? Doing standard.

1:14:58

Seers question, I just wonder. Because I'm not terrible.

1:15:01

That's a really that's hard to

1:15:02

say. I'd have to study it. They're both terrible.

1:15:05

Fucking terrible. Really? What what about

1:15:08

Stuttering John or Caito, Kayla? Oh. I'm gonna

1:15:10

go through another step and go with Makato.

1:15:12

I heard

1:15:12

Stuttering John say, I think it was on

1:15:14

your show, Carl. Something the effect that Oh, yeah. We're put this thing together.

1:15:16

We were talking about getting so and so and Andy

1:15:18

Dick. But Andy Dick's not really a

1:15:21

a traditional stand up

1:15:23

like he has such a stand up Andy Dick

1:15:26

on stage. He's done plenty of stand up. He's not a traditional stand up, but

1:15:28

he's fucking funnier than

1:15:31

John by a mile. Yeah.

1:15:33

John wanted to do a dude wears my car stand up show. That's right.

1:15:35

I guess, hit him and hell sparks both have

1:15:36

cameos in that. And I

1:15:38

guess, Andy Dick does too. But,

1:15:42

yeah, he he had to put down Andy for And, John's everyone.

1:15:44

He's so funny, and Andy Dick.

1:15:46

Now, he couldn't cut the mustard

1:15:51

bullshit. Oh my god. He

1:15:53

is So now, Tom

1:15:55

asks Kato. Tell me about

1:15:57

where you were, what happened

1:15:59

when you saw that you

1:16:01

were on TMZ, that this was the big news story. And

1:16:03

again, my track number eleven, Kators got the

1:16:05

genoaks going. Here's how

1:16:07

my day started. So

1:16:10

Jenny and I are just hanging out in the

1:16:12

parking lot of a home depot. Next thing you

1:16:14

all, I picked

1:16:15

up, but I'm I'm stealing oranges. I'm

1:16:17

kidding. That's a joke. You never

1:16:19

got it on Deepa here

1:16:21

before. You guys get it? He's cat he's cancelled.

1:16:23

I'm gonna cancel it. Qualities.

1:16:27

It's so fucking bad. I'm making fun of undocumented

1:16:29

workers that wait at Home Depot for

1:16:31

two. Oh, is there a show

1:16:33

you can think of with worse sound quality

1:16:35

than

1:16:35

this? No. The sound quality is so obnoxious, and I apologize for that because what

1:16:37

I really wanna highlight -- Not your -- is

1:16:39

how bad, k, okay,

1:16:42

what does it I joke. We have to get past

1:16:44

the South Carolina because it's bad. I'm I

1:16:46

can deal with it. No. It am users

1:16:48

me. He followed up he followed up that joke

1:16:50

again with just kidding. Like, immediately after you the joke. That's weird. Yeah.

1:16:53

Yeah. He's he's, like, no. No. No.

1:16:55

No. No. No. No. That's a

1:16:57

shit joke. That's because the

1:16:59

joke was so bad. People

1:17:02

always laugh when he says just kidding. I actually fought for a second. He was hanging out on the side of the depot it seems

1:17:08

plausible. Maybe that's why he

1:17:10

said just kidding. He's his car self healing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. I could see you just

1:17:12

got off the shift. Yeah. Nothing else going on

1:17:14

in your life. Why wouldn't you be hanging out?

1:17:18

Outside Home Depot. Alright.

1:17:20

You guys ready for some more ziggers?

1:17:22

Yes. Yeah. From Kayden. Okay. Let's know.

1:17:25

Track number twelve

1:17:26

because, you know, stealing oranges, o j,

1:17:28

you know. Oh, no. And it's just

1:17:30

funny that the neighbors are taping, that

1:17:32

they're taping it, and don't know

1:17:35

if they sold it away. And

1:17:37

they give to TMZ. And it's the

1:17:39

stealing oranges. Of course, the comparison oranges and 0JI was hoping

1:17:41

it'd be great for three,

1:17:43

but no luck.

1:17:46

Just kidding. Got

1:17:48

it guys. It's gonna be a nightmare dream.

1:17:50

I know. Because he's so ashamed of

1:17:52

his connection to o j. He

1:17:54

talked about OJ a lot, by the

1:17:57

way. No. He needs to be

1:17:59

twenty eight years ago. But

1:18:01

that's

1:18:01

what he's

1:18:02

known for. Well, now

1:18:03

he's known for comedy, guys. Track number four two here

1:18:05

because another singer. It does it's

1:18:08

kinda flattering though

1:18:10

to know that you're still that relevant. Right? I mean, where

1:18:12

they can get a full run on that thing and

1:18:14

you know, however, had a had a kick with

1:18:16

that. But come on. There's there's very

1:18:18

few people on the planet that can

1:18:21

have as much fun with it as

1:18:23

you. Right? And I think we understand that. Yeah. I think also people wanna

1:18:25

give

1:18:25

away their stuff. I mean, honestly,

1:18:28

oranges and and

1:18:30

citrus fruits fruits are so expensive out here

1:18:32

in California. I mean, it's getting to

1:18:34

be that I can only afford a

1:18:37

shop at half foods. Tom, do we

1:18:39

have

1:18:39

a drum roll? Just kidding. Oh,

1:18:41

Jesus Christ. Get it? Not

1:18:44

Whole Foods. Yeah. And the guy called

1:18:46

him relevant That is one of the last words I would use to describe Caito

1:18:48

Calin. I'd say Adam Rich was as

1:18:50

relevant before he died as Caito

1:18:53

Calin. That's

1:18:54

what's so funny about this

1:18:56

is Kato has his own

1:18:58

podcast, and he actually made the news for something. So he did an entire episode. Dedicated

1:19:01

this, a New

1:19:04

Year's Eve. If you played by track

1:19:06

number thirteen, they couldn't be happier with this new story coming out of what it does for their show. Oh my god.

1:19:09

One

1:19:11

degree of scandalous. How to end the

1:19:13

year at our show with me being scandaled. I That was the best Christmas present I

1:19:15

got. With you being on

1:19:16

the, you know, center stage on TMZ. Thank you.

1:19:18

I didn't have to book a guest. It's

1:19:23

the loosest definition of a

1:19:25

scandal. Man -- Frank, fucking

1:19:27

took an order. -- episode

1:19:29

on it. I mean, you talk about low

1:19:31

standards? Do you have any idea how well they showed us? How

1:19:33

many ratings does it have? Or Oh, that's

1:19:35

a good question. Also

1:19:38

I can look it up on Sure. I'm wondering who

1:19:40

is that other

1:19:40

host. Right? We got that. I looked him up. I couldn't I couldn't find him.

1:19:43

Any information about who this host of this Wait.

1:19:46

You're telling me that Caito has another famous person show it. mess.

1:19:51

Wait a shit. Says, other being

1:19:53

so bio. There's there's Tom Zenner, and, yeah, I can't find much on. What's it called? One degree of

1:19:56

10- Skandless. -- scandalous. --

1:19:58

scandalous. With Kaydon and Tom,

1:20:02

center. And it has what I see,

1:20:04

thirty nine ratings, four point six. And how

1:20:06

long has it

1:20:07

been around? Oh, god. As

1:20:10

a four point six. Holy shit. How can that be? Well, because it's only their friends have been Oh, that's

1:20:12

true. Yeah. Friends have been on the

1:20:14

first twenty. So Looks like they

1:20:19

picked off in May. If they get more positive reviews, it'll

1:20:21

go down to about

1:20:23

three. Well, I think they're

1:20:25

gonna get more positive reviews because He's

1:20:27

got more jokes, guys. Oh, great. Well, I'm kind of you're gonna

1:20:30

you're never

1:20:30

fifteen. Get ready to hold your side. That's

1:20:32

true, bear with

1:20:35

me, scrubber. And, baby. That's

1:20:37

not me that Brad Pitt.

1:20:39

I'm his brother Armpitt.

1:20:41

Whether scandal really bore

1:20:43

fruit, didn't it? No

1:20:45

way. I'm not finished holding my

1:20:47

sides. I just wanna point out, I

1:20:49

think that Brad Dodd

1:20:50

actually had a real laugh from that.

1:20:53

I

1:20:54

think I think I was trucking because of how bad it was.

1:21:00

Oh, man. Since

1:21:02

since you like is a sense of humor, Brad,

1:21:04

dad. I got one more for you. They're

1:21:06

gonna add in the

1:21:07

show. They're gonna add in the year with

1:21:09

one more joke. I'm

1:21:11

surprised you

1:21:11

didn't ask me. I knew Barbara Walters.

1:21:13

You didn't ask me if I need

1:21:15

both Benedict. Did you

1:21:17

Oh my

1:21:18

god. No. He just

1:21:19

he just passed away too. That's okay. The one

1:21:21

celebrity that you didn't

1:21:23

have dinner with

1:21:26

back in the day. Okay? Well, I

1:21:28

I'll see you at

1:21:29

comedian. Maybe you went to confession. Maybe

1:21:31

you confessed some sins to him. Who

1:21:33

a lot. Yeah. But you gotta love the boat. Do I have dresses

1:21:35

like Elvis? I mean, I always love to see where the get off the airplane. The

1:21:37

first thing you guys just kiss

1:21:40

the ground. And

1:21:42

and this time he did it for real because he was on Spirit

1:21:44

Airlines. But seriously,

1:21:45

Tom, I'm not gonna stop

1:21:47

joking.

1:21:47

No. Do not. That's gonna

1:21:49

be the final joke twenty twenty two. Pedro, you

1:21:51

are the man. Love you. Have a great night.

1:21:53

I'll see you in twenty twenty three.

1:21:55

Okay? Don't stop joking. He is the man.

1:21:57

I love it. You know, it's not

1:21:59

funny, but I'm You know, I get

1:22:01

it. And butter the pope's arms tired. Am

1:22:03

I right people? Now.

1:22:06

Honestly -- Thanks for having it. -- the funniest part in

1:22:08

in that is that that guy thought he really knew Pope bad things. I know. Oh, you

1:22:10

know. Oh, you know? Oh, we just go here. Do you know? Like, no.

1:22:15

Of course not. Well, you ran so many people back in the day,

1:22:17

pope Bennig twenty two year old. Well, some

1:22:20

insight on

1:22:22

the trial back in ninety

1:22:23

four. In nineteen ninety four home better than who he

1:22:25

was talking about. God. Oh

1:22:27

my god. Wow. So,

1:22:30

Carl, was that that's the last cut,

1:22:32

I assume? It is. Yes. How's dabble fest coming

1:22:35

along? I know you're selling tickets for

1:22:37

your event in

1:22:38

February. Is that John Khan? Thank you for asking. Debblecon. Debblecon

1:22:40

is called. Sorry. Is February third and

1:22:42

fourth at the Commonwealth Carrolson here

1:22:45

in Rochester, New York and I just had

1:22:47

a meeting today with Julie and

1:22:49

Bob Levy and Mike Morris

1:22:51

and Vinny Palino, a bunch of people

1:22:53

involved in this show We're kind of mapping out

1:22:55

everything, and it's going to be a blast. We have

1:22:58

a lot of people working on the scenes on

1:23:00

this. The

1:23:02

the Debbie Award ceremony. The first ever awards is

1:23:04

happening that Saturday night, February

1:23:06

fourth. And you should wear

1:23:09

your brother's ill

1:23:12

fitting suit come to this one because it

1:23:14

is going to be an amazing event. Can you tease me with a category for the devil?

1:23:16

Yes. Yeah.

1:23:19

So we have best drool.

1:23:22

It's gonna be hot. Let

1:23:24

let me look up the

1:23:27

cat

1:23:27

again. videos and that I've seen

1:23:30

thanks to Dabbler's anonymous of

1:23:32

stuttering John and just excess amounts

1:23:34

of water falling out of his

1:23:36

mouth

1:23:37

like to hear the best. I can't think

1:23:40

of the word for, but starring John stalling for time when he you

1:23:42

had one that was, like, thirty seconds long, but there's multiple ones

1:23:44

that you

1:23:47

could vote on, technically. It'd be fun to listen to them

1:23:49

all. We

1:23:49

have the -- Yeah. --

1:23:52

that creepiest sex

1:23:54

brag, the most hilarious

1:23:56

face freeze. We have the

1:23:58

drunkest appearance, the most obvious lie,

1:24:03

both hypocritical rant, Most

1:24:07

incriminating anecdote. And one

1:24:10

of my favorite, the

1:24:12

most

1:24:13

put off guest

1:24:15

He gets these guests out there who are just like, oh, you're not gonna

1:24:17

go. You could have the guests

1:24:19

most desperate to leave because there have been so

1:24:21

many guests who seem to want to go and they

1:24:23

they end up

1:24:25

being stuck there another ten, fifteen minutes. Which I'll be like,

1:24:27

oh, not so fast. I got you for an hour. It's like, oh, okay. Carl,

1:24:33

do you have any predictions on what John

1:24:35

will do in twenty twenty three? Will he return to podcasting? Will he shift to a different medium? What's

1:24:40

going on? I think he's gonna

1:24:42

go to rehab and get a shit together. No. Of course. He's gonna go back to podcasting. He needs attention.

1:24:44

He's been real thirsty lately. He

1:24:46

keeps tweeting things out to people.

1:24:50

Trying to hint at. I'm not coming back or, you know, all

1:24:52

these different things that he's

1:24:54

doing. So he's thirsty. He needs attention. He's gonna

1:24:56

come back to potty. He's doing a lot of

1:24:58

throwback tweet. Where he's like, hey, remember when I did this. And then anytime

1:25:01

anybody you know, when you have nothing

1:25:03

current to talk about, that's what

1:25:05

people do like Adam Rich. But it went to his Twitter.

1:25:08

Somebody responds, like, in his mentions about,

1:25:10

you know, like, this was a stupid

1:25:12

post or this and that. He

1:25:14

he just posts a a gif of football

1:25:16

kick or whatever. I so I think right

1:25:18

now he's just on a block party, blocking

1:25:20

everybody on Twitter

1:25:23

that he possibly

1:25:24

can. Yeah. He put it on a tweet, so

1:25:26

he put something out, and then he goes, oh, that was a trap to fight out who the trolls

1:25:28

are, and I

1:25:31

blocked you all. Is if he's playing forty chest

1:25:33

over there. Oh, he's so brilliant. Good. God. No. I can't

1:25:36

wait till he

1:25:38

starts doing a show again. He's gonna get away from Trump

1:25:39

though. Isn't he gonna start something new? Like, he's

1:25:42

he's dabbled. Remember when he said,

1:25:44

I'm starting a new Hollywood

1:25:46

podcast. I don't think so. And that

1:25:48

was a debacle. He did no prep for it whatsoever. It was

1:25:50

horrible. Did he do it twice or three times and he had faded

1:25:55

fast? Didn't it? Yeah. He like, four was called, what's bugging me

1:25:57

about Hollywood? And the best part was he

1:25:59

got a guy I

1:26:01

used to work with at the Tonight Show. To make his intro video.

1:26:04

And the intro video because it's called what's

1:26:06

bugging me by Hollywood, hit all these bugs

1:26:08

running around on John's face and

1:26:10

then do his mouth and stuff like

1:26:12

that. And the guy who made it didn't realize

1:26:14

that he's ever pushed his house, and we made fun of him for that. So Chad played the video, I

1:26:16

think, one time. And he's like,

1:26:19

I'm not playing that anymore.

1:26:21

And did he also not fade from a

1:26:23

show? He was

1:26:24

gonna relive the Howard Stern show with my weekly Howard Stern show. Oh, shoot.

1:26:26

I forgot. He was gonna do start doing a Sunday show.

1:26:31

And I think he had, like, on or, like, wait on one of the other

1:26:33

interns or something. He's saying that 10 away right

1:26:36

away. Yeah. So what could

1:26:38

he possibly I gotta believe

1:26:41

It's gotta be something it celebrates. I can't even encourage he

1:26:43

could really do. He does no prep. I mean, if

1:26:45

he didn't have Richard,

1:26:47

what's his name? Ojida?

1:26:50

Ojida. I mean, how could he possibly kept that

1:26:52

show going as long as he did? I would

1:26:54

think he'd do a stern show to

1:26:57

you know, tonight show cramble Jabber Rose

1:26:59

shows something so

1:27:00

big. Him. Because he can

1:27:02

always talk

1:27:03

about him. But, I mean, he's been over those

1:27:05

things so many times. I got to think that he

1:27:07

will come back with a political show. The only

1:27:09

reason why I think that is because you get these people who are either running

1:27:12

for office or they

1:27:14

consider themselves political pundits or

1:27:16

authors

1:27:17

They always buy all any show. Yeah. Very easy to book

1:27:19

that show. Mhmm. It's amazing. saw something you had him with

1:27:22

Doug Stanholt, and I was like, wow.

1:27:24

Doug Dan

1:27:27

Hope thought it was okay to go in Stuttering, John. Because I love Doug.

1:27:29

And it was obvious that he thought, oh

1:27:31

Stuttering, yeah, I'll do that.

1:27:34

Because people know of him but

1:27:36

when does it reach a point where anyone

1:27:38

in entertainment knows that it's just poison to go on a show because it's so

1:27:39

ridiculous. Well, I'm not helping because anytime

1:27:42

someone goes to their show, I pull

1:27:44

clips of

1:27:46

it. What is the fun YouTube of us goofing got

1:27:48

it? No. I think it's eighty times as many

1:27:50

years as John Jones. I think we're getting

1:27:53

close. I mean, honestly, it seems like it's it's

1:27:55

friends quote unquote it. I I think it's

1:27:57

because HealthSparks is done. Right? HealthSparks is

1:27:59

definitely done with John. Richard OJETA is

1:28:02

not done with John. I I hope

1:28:04

those two combined forces. There

1:28:06

were rumors that John was gonna start his own network behind a paywall similar

1:28:08

to what Anthony

1:28:11

Qumia is doing. I think that's

1:28:14

falling through because John has no money. No clue. Nothing like that. Oh,

1:28:20

god. We'll see we'll see what happens. But he was

1:28:22

supposed to be back January fourteenth. Now I'm seeing that he's not coming back. He really wants money

1:28:24

from Julie. That's his big thing right now.

1:28:26

He's been saying, he's he's come out and

1:28:28

said, If

1:28:30

Julie will pay him directly, he'll put out more shows because he thinks that Julie needs him to be successful.

1:28:36

Well, Will surely

1:28:38

pay him? No. I will. I don't know. Maybe you will. Those guys have said they wanna make them part

1:28:40

of the show. I think that'd probably be the death of

1:28:42

the show. But, you know, I agree. We're gonna do

1:28:47

gonna do. It's funny because John actually did say

1:28:49

he would come to Dabocan for

1:28:51

ten thousand dollars. That

1:28:54

was the price he put on him showing up to

1:28:56

this

1:28:57

thing. That's just too much. I mean,

1:28:59

five thousand, we could probably come up

1:29:01

with five

1:29:02

thousand. I was just talking to to Anthony. I was just just calling

1:29:04

to a show, and he was going the smartest thing

1:29:06

he could do is just show up there. Yeah.

1:29:08

Do you don't do you have to get paid? Just show

1:29:10

up and be the hero and be in on the

1:29:12

joke, and this I mean, it probably all goes

1:29:14

away. Right? If you're in the beginning and all, you

1:29:16

have to like that. You'd have to like him a

1:29:18

little more for doing that. Yeah. But John

1:29:20

can't do that. No. No. I can't. He's too big a

1:29:23

star. That's why I love him. That's why. Alright,

1:29:27

Kyle. Thanks so much, and we'll talk to you in two weeks.

1:29:29

Yes. By the way, I missed you guys. It's

1:29:31

been a month, so

1:29:34

we'll be talking to you again. Brandon mentioned to the patron,

1:29:36

thanks for signing up for that. I saw

1:29:38

that it came in at two AM January

1:29:41

first. I saw them a no And immediately, he's like,

1:29:43

I I was drunk. I love it. But I don't regret my

1:29:45

purchase. I've been having such a good time with the

1:29:47

easy for you

1:29:49

to say

1:29:50