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first. And

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the Wow.

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Money night football was really

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Yeah. It was a bad game, but I have to tell

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you. It was just I couldn't turn

0:55

it off because

0:57

Tom Brady is this the end of Tom Brady?

0:59

Is It's

1:00

not the end of Tom Brady. Like, hey, he's gonna be

1:02

Come back, Andy. Well,

1:04

I suspect you will too, but it was just well, first

1:06

of all, in the game itself, I thought, oh, surely

1:09

they're gonna not come back of some kind. And you

1:11

know what? They got an on-site kick with two

1:13

thirteen or one fifty left, and they were

1:15

still trying to score. He

1:17

is relentless. It's just really funny,

1:19

though. On the focus is

1:20

all on how poorly Tom Brady played.

1:22

I'm like, Dallas defense is really

1:24

good. He was under pressure. Oh my god.

1:26

He had a lot of time. I I would

1:28

say he was not throwing the ball well in

1:31

the first

1:31

half, but I I thought he was throwing

1:33

them a lot better in the second half. Yeah.

1:35

I don't think I owe you. Get a bomb for a

1:37

touchdown that was dropped more or less.

1:40

What were his final numbers last night? Look

1:43

it up. While you're looking up, that had to be a record

1:45

for playoff passes in the game. I have to believe

1:47

because I thought they were done when

1:50

they didn't score, when it was thirteen six of

1:52

the old Dallas would just run at the clock. They scored

1:54

again. They got an on-site kick. They got a

1:56

two point conversion. And they were

1:58

they were on their way to score again again.

2:00

He had a bomb drive. Five years old man. There's a

2:03

lot of shit going on. You got a little bit of time?

2:05

By the way, meanwhile, while Marx had met up,

2:08

while Brady was struggling struggling

2:11

with the Tampa Bay offense, Jazelle

2:14

was off jogging with her

2:16

hot instructor -- Him.

2:18

-- who instructs her kids by the way, why is he jogging

2:20

with her? He's the homeschooled gym teacher. Why is

2:22

he traveling to Brazil or wherever he goes

2:24

with Jazelle? Just instruct the kids. Is that

2:26

normal? Did you jazoo instructors normally

2:28

travel with families? Your parents your parents

2:30

didn't work out with your gym

2:32

teacher? No. Yeah. They make it the

2:34

excuse like, no. No. He's gotta be around for

2:36

the kids because he's the PE teacher yet

2:38

you don't see the the English teacher or the

2:40

math

2:40

teacher, the science teacher. They are nowhere to be

2:42

found. No. Thirty five if

2:44

it's for six -- Wow. -- sixty

2:46

six baths. How many yards? Three

2:48

fifty one to touchdowns that terrible

2:50

interception. That was like the worst

2:53

offensive night Tampa has ever

2:55

had. That was pretty crazy. He actually

2:57

I think they were saying it in the game that basically

2:59

See, the all time touchdown pass leader with the

3:01

buccaneers? Because they said

3:03

he threw his hundred and twenty third touchdown

3:05

pass passing, James Winston, I'm

3:07

like, wait, he was forty

3:09

three when he got

3:10

there. Is that possible? I think it's very

3:12

possible. It's not gonna be it's

3:14

not gonna be Well, Steve

3:16

Young. Steve Young played there.

3:18

He played there long at all. I'm trying to think of other

3:21

Tampa quarterbacks.

3:21

The super

3:22

one that wasn't like Brad Johnson. Yeah. Brad Johnson.

3:24

He was served. Oh,

3:27

Vinny Testa Verde. I don't

3:29

know if he has a hundred and twenty three. Alright.

3:31

Most touchdowns. Jaemus Winston

3:34

one twenty one followed Vastem. Tom

3:36

Brady 108. Yeah. Well, I think they

3:38

were including playoff touchdowns. I see

3:40

the number possibly. And then Josh Freeman,

3:43

who Doug Williams. Vinny Testa

3:45

Verde, Doug Williams, Trent Till for Brad

3:47

Johnson. These are Frank Gracie, Mike

3:49

Glen in a former Hokey. Jeff Garcia.

3:51

Sean King, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jack

3:53

Thompson, Chris Sims, through a few touch on

3:55

that. Steve Young only had eleven. Patrick

3:57

Fitzgerald, Ryan. You might go. Meanwhile,

4:01

I'm embarrassed that I didn't

4:03

lead with this. A mural of Lamar

4:05

Hamlin was unveiled. Oh, really?

4:07

Buffalo. Yes. Need to be die? No.

4:09

No. No. No. He's fine. He's getting better.

4:12

And there was quite a crowd there to see the mural

4:14

unveiling and hey, anybody

4:16

else who wasn't there is is being called out and a

4:18

lot of them are being canceled for not showing up. When I

4:20

think of a mural

4:21

though, isn't the person dead usually? Not

4:24

in this case. He was dead. He did die

4:26

technically. So they painted it while he was dead,

4:28

so it's okay. I think they started it while he was

4:30

dead. Well, in the game last night, the

4:32

guy forget who it was. I didn't

4:34

caught the pass and got hit really, really

4:36

bad the

4:36

cage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he didn't

4:39

die. No. But it

4:39

was the coverage

4:41

of it got overblown because of tomorrow.

4:45

Like, I think another player can't

4:47

help. The other player going to the hospital.

4:50

Supposed to make calls you down real quick and

4:52

said, we might need

4:54

to think about it. I don't know.

4:56

I don't know. Anyway, the real if

4:58

if it wasn't retirement Brady, The

5:00

real story would have been the extra

5:02

points missed. I've never seen so many

5:04

memes in my life. Yeah. They're great. They're

5:06

fun. You know, Abraham Lincoln's picture, Abraham

5:08

Lincoln, if if Brett Bret

5:10

Maher was was the

5:12

shooter. You know, John Lennon if Bret

5:14

Maher wasn't the shooter. Yeah.

5:16

I saw the two pack one. They kept aging

5:18

all these celebrities who

5:20

had who had died died by murder.

5:23

It was quite a lie. I've never seen anything

5:25

like, how do you misforest points?

5:27

That's incredible. I don't think

5:29

I I was going through necessary

5:32

roughness to see if Kathy Eilig missed

5:34

any extra points in it. But I don't think she didn't. I

5:36

I said brands some clips Randy, you wanna

5:38

bring her where she first joined the team

5:40

picker? Did did

5:42

everyone see necessary roughness, by the way?

5:44

It's been years. Yeah.

5:45

And long. I guess we could've come. Remember,

5:47

isn't that when back a little bit young?

5:48

Yes. Necessary roughness in

5:51

Lucas. Ran nonstop on HBO.

5:53

Great movie Lucas. It is a great scene.

5:55

Guys. This is sinbad is puginous man.

5:59

There's a skirt on the field. Oh, we

6:01

saws. Look at that. I'm putting a

6:03

bloody shield on the team. We'll be the laughing

6:05

stock of college football. Twenty

6:07

think we are now. Robert Loews

6:09

you, a great coach, by the way, in the movie.

6:12

Dick But Kisses is one of the inmates when they played inmates.

6:16

Love Schneider was the play by play

6:18

guy. Look how many iron Try

6:20

one. Legs. She

6:21

what she is gorgeous. Like,

6:24

I'm gonna snap on the phone or He's

6:28

not me the ball. He's not snapping it

6:30

because he Starboard. Uh-oh.

6:33

There's Lojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo. Hello.

6:37

I hate to

6:41

right by him, the crown ball.

6:43

Bad snap. Relax big guy.

6:45

You've already got the job. So I love Kathy

6:47

Ireland is never nervous. She's so

6:50

calm, even though she's breaking all this

6:52

ground, crossing

6:54

an incredible barrier. Okay. Here's her first

6:56

kick. My precious.

6:58

And look at right through the upper rights.

7:02

Nice kick. Now they did edit that

7:04

because as soon as she kicked it, they wanna

7:06

ten yard. Are you kidding me? Are

7:08

you sure? She makes

7:10

thirty. Then we were back to

7:12

a forty. And I think the

7:14

forty cleared it by more than a thirty. Yo

7:16

man's seat. That's a pressure TV

7:18

man. That's what happened the rest of man. We're

7:20

gonna take over sport, man.

7:21

How about taking it back ten yards? Oh, boy.

7:24

So pathetic. Oh my

7:26

god. Her form is awful. Her

7:28

run up is quite

7:29

unusual. It's

7:31

slow mo. It's the results that

7:33

matter though, smoked

7:36

that. Oh, and that was

7:38

forty yen. How long was that? Forty

7:40

yen. Forty yen. Set it loop in your ears.

7:42

Movies way underrated. Don't even drive

7:44

that far. Oh. That's

7:48

so fun. And it

7:50

keeps getting better on the way up. Oh.

7:53

You see could

7:55

not be made today. Could be made

7:57

today. Lucy,

8:02

this this month. Nice

8:05

to meet you. Long snapper. He

8:07

protects her when she takes a shower by the way. Yeah.

8:09

He guards the really

8:11

cockwalks. That is automatica, Martin

8:14

Gromatica. Now

8:15

if it was today, he could have said he identified

8:17

as a female and gone in there. Multiple

8:20

That'd be pretty cool if it was remade like that.

8:22

Multiple kickers by the way have missed three in a game.

8:24

I had no idea. What? Including most

8:26

recently twenty nineteen. Do you remember Matt

8:28

Gay doing it? No. Yeah. You

8:30

missed that five extra time, extra

8:32

point attempts and missed three of them. Matt

8:35

who? Gay. Wait.

8:37

GAY? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's been a kicker

8:39

for a while. Is it with

8:40

the Rams now, Brandon? Got it. Matt

8:42

Gay?

8:43

But he's with

8:43

Tampa at the time.

8:45

And of

8:45

course, a little sledgehammer time Demchy did

8:48

it in sixty six. Yeah. Demchy

8:50

did. Get this though. He missed three.

8:52

He made five in that game.

8:55

Five for eighty. He bet at six twenty five. He

8:57

had extra pointed temps. And

8:59

he made two field goals too. I gotta

9:01

figure just, like, seven for ten. That's gotta

9:03

be spaced out for those three because they were way

9:05

ahead. Hey, Brandon. Yeah.

9:07

Feel really dumb asking this question. Mark,

9:09

you're welcome to answer this too. Because

9:11

I keep hearing Carl get ragged

9:12

about, what's a club

9:14

foot? I think it's just when you're when

9:16

you're born and your

9:16

foot is, like, turned in

9:19

inward. So that's not I see I thought Karl had, like, a

9:21

Tom Dempsey foot. Oh, no.

9:23

That's a sledgehammer. It's

9:23

gonna suggest you go out for some field goal kicking.

9:26

Yeah. It's I mean, it's normally noticeable when you're

9:28

like an infant, but I think you kinda grow out

9:30

of it. And a wet streak. He played soccer.

9:32

So apparently, Karl's overcome incredible

9:34

obstacles to become most

9:36

of who are these bad When I met Carl when he

9:38

was in here in Royal Oak and we went out to

9:40

dinner, he was wearing the same shoes as me. And I

9:42

was like, oh,

9:42

man, I wear club foot shoes.

9:45

Really? Did

9:45

you ask him to show you his foot? We looked we

9:48

How can you please? Because I immediately

9:50

just looked down. I wanted to see how gnarly

9:52

foot was because I've been hearing about it so much. And then I

9:54

I noticed he's wearing the same shoes

9:55

on. Is that why it's okay for the use of

9:58

that foot will haunt my

10:00

dreams forever. It's okay for him to make

10:02

fun of

10:02

stuttering. Yeah? Yeah. He has

10:03

a club foot. Yeah. Because he's got a club foot and fucked up

10:05

teeth. Okay.

10:08

I also let's

10:10

see. I watch some I

10:13

watch some Lucas cuts. Can

10:15

you send the Lucas cut at the end of the movie

10:18

where he gets his letter

10:19

jacket? Which is really the spoiler alert.

10:22

The peak of the movie is Lucas, who

10:24

is trying he's really a stock. He's kind of

10:26

a co burger type. He's all over

10:29

this chick whole movie --

10:30

It works out. -- doesn't really want him. It works

10:32

out. So I can't I can't watch this movie anymore

10:34

after finding out what happened during filming.

10:36

What do you mean? What happened? Oh, come on.

10:39

Charlie Sheen. Oh, that's

10:41

right. Yeah. You allegedly boo

10:42

food, hey, between two trailers. Yeah.

10:45

Man. Which is almost as offensive as if it was

10:47

a nice setting. Or

10:50

actually more offensive. Carrie.

10:52

Here's Lucas. Now you're

10:55

gonna see that Rudy

10:57

not only stole a sack. A pig

10:59

in from who do you steal it from? Jay Actoroff.

11:01

Jay Actoroff. Rudi stole

11:03

the ending of this movie. Oh.

11:07

Lucas with his glasses, goes

11:09

to locker. Know

11:12

the Raptors looking good.

11:13

Does that one own him? Yep. Looks

11:15

up. The letterman are all looking at him in the game. Even

11:18

evolving in high

11:18

school. So you kinda wanna volume just based

11:20

on how he looks right there pretty much.

11:23

And there it is. His

11:26

letter jacket

11:27

Is this my locker? He joined the

11:30

team even though he's a real pussy? He

11:33

actually joined the team and got a letter

11:35

jacket to impress a chick. This

11:40

jacket is awesome. Oh,

11:42

and it's tied to the deck skin.

11:47

Recognize the smoke flap, anyone.

11:49

Look at

12:00

This is Ryder Kevin's start.

12:03

Where else

12:07

would they get that slow clap idea?

12:13

Look at. Look at. This is where

12:14

they shove them in the locker room and it just throws it

12:16

on him. Now that's when Charlie Sheen takes him

12:19

behind the behind the

12:21

school in between the trailers.

12:23

The two vending,

12:25

the epilogue. He

12:35

raises his arms. I

12:39

mean,

12:41

what a moment? We

12:43

can get chills watching Lucas

12:45

and then they freeze it with his arms up.

12:48

Look, really cool seed. I

12:50

wanna credit my staff for doing their

12:52

homework today on the mixed extra points last

12:54

night. It's pretty cool. It's

12:56

like two movies. Is that guy having cut yet my suitable?

13:00

What's that? Can I cut my hair now with the

13:02

playoffs and pick somebody else? Jerry

13:04

Jones says he's come through for us all

13:06

year. Well, you know that was the first

13:08

tweet I saw this morning. Yeah. You know

13:10

why? Because they mentioned that after every kick he

13:12

missed it. Well,

13:12

it's been really good this year. We don't know what

13:14

happened. He missed three extra points during

13:16

the season. The man in cat -- Too many -- -- was the

13:18

greatest. Because after every single missed

13:20

kick, Eli's face was just no. No.

13:22

It was it was so good watching it

13:24

on the the manning cast. They had

13:26

Dan Campbell on there as well who was

13:28

trying to Oh, was

13:28

Dan Campbell? Is he good?

13:30

Yeah. He was fine.

13:30

He was

13:31

good. Where

13:31

in Detroit, old English d hat? Did you

13:33

say grit?

13:34

I didn't hear

13:35

grit. No. In Q mark? So

13:37

I didn't

13:37

see him on there. That's a schtick.

13:41

You might have. Alright.

13:44

Well, god, before

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Would you think? With all this stuff going

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They got a good online presence.

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Oh, their their Twitter I remember when

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their Twitter had, like, six hundred people and

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they were fighting their balls off to get to

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seven hundred. Like seventy

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thousand Twitter followers now I think. And

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they're posting away. I mean, they got the social

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media game down to doing all the things that I

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didn't do. Bless him.

16:54

Hey, are we calling Gary Graft today?

16:56

No. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Okay. He's he's

16:58

texting me. Yes. No. I

17:00

said Wednesday for please not Wednesday.

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Is it? No. Tuesday. Tuesday. We're supposed to Wednesday

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for coupe, Rick

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worship tomorrow too. Oh, White Boy.

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Mhmm. Okay. Yeah. White Boy

17:10

Rick is at Andi Amos

17:12

with Charlie Laduff. You can

17:14

questions on Saturday, March eighteenth. Tickets

17:17

are on sale tomorrow,

17:19

today for you listening on Wednesday

17:21

at ten AM. That'd be fun.

17:23

Yeah. That'll be interesting. Bash, I have a few

17:25

drinks and hear white boy, Rick and Charlie. Well,

17:27

no. It'll be it'll be entertaining. I'm sorry.

17:29

Little nitty gritty. There you will. I

17:32

think there's There's no holds barred. That's

17:34

right. They were talking about holding

17:36

some bars. Definitely. No. Rick said

17:38

no holds barred or I'm out. holding bars,

17:40

Charlie, I'm not doing it with you. Charlie's

17:42

not holding any bars either. He never does.

17:45

Now, is Charlie,

17:47

is anybody suggested this could be a

17:49

traveling show, because I think this I think you

17:51

put a turn over the circus in a lot of

17:53

places. That's a good question. No

17:55

one has suggested that. Certainly all over

17:58

Michigan. Yeah. It's

18:00

it's a crazy story.

18:02

Just think, you know, for all the traveling shows

18:04

I've seen or, like, are you kidding people go

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to see that shit? Yes. That would actually be

18:09

interesting. I think it'd be fun. It's a

18:11

great story. So there

18:11

you go. Andi Amos and

18:15

hopefully sell some tickets too.

18:17

So Alright.

18:20

I God, I was so

18:23

annoyed this morning. Just

18:26

a couple things as opposed to any other

18:28

morning. Well, sometimes,

18:30

you know, every day you spend delving

18:34

into what the news media

18:36

produces plus all the social media and all

18:38

your alternate sites and there's

18:40

bound to be a few things because people are so out to

18:42

trigger you anyway so you'll click.

18:44

Mhmm. That it's yeah. It's a little annoying

18:46

to do show prep on show

18:48

prep on a daily basis. I mean, it really doesn't really get to me,

18:51

but I I immediately woke up to

18:53

can we have the

18:56

ABNN announcement because this is

18:58

ABCNN. This year is breaking

19:00

news on the ABCNN. Happy

19:02

thirty eight birthday. Antonio Brown

19:04

News Network work from your boy.

19:06

A b number eighty four. Stand back for some booming

19:08

breaking news. Boom.

19:12

There. staff wanted to break

19:14

after going through Lucas and

19:16

necessary roughness. I said, no. Get on this AB

19:18

story. And so a lot of our

19:20

people who were stringers for the ABNN got

19:22

to work. And AB

19:24

put out a snapchat

19:26

of his baby mama

19:29

with his giant dick in her mouth.

19:31

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And Snapchat. Giant

19:33

dick. Cool. Huge.

19:35

Don't play with me. What what

19:37

does that mean? Because he called nine

19:40

eleven on him for

19:42

domestic

19:42

violence. This is classic revenge

19:44

porn. Oh, yeah. I mean, honestly,

19:46

the only reason First time, I'm secretly.

19:48

Oh, really? Oh,

19:49

my god. Holy shit. I mean, I would

19:51

put this on the Internet. If I had a choice

19:53

between my thirty three ounce thirty

19:56

one inch thirty three inch thirty one ounce baseball. I

19:58

would have to think about

19:58

it. Oh my gosh. Holy

20:01

shit. Can you mention the crash that would

20:03

make? You.

20:05

Wow. Anyway, that's what everyone's talking

20:07

about. Oh my god. Look how it's trending. Trending.

20:09

It's trending. Yeah. People were comparing it

20:11

to the MO case. The

20:15

arms that was a little bit Dude, no. Even

20:18

even was it even one of

20:20

the MLK family members said, hey, that looks

20:22

like a big deck. I

20:23

know it was it was a pretty big fail.

20:25

Yeah. Oh, there it is. That angle

20:27

in particular looks like two hands

20:30

clasped on. I kind of paused

20:32

and then started clapping, like,

20:34

oh, gosh. Everything I imagined.

20:36

That's when you want someone to go. It looks like

20:38

a dick. The the king

20:40

family member that's popping off said, it just

20:42

melted down. It's a total fail. Yeah.

20:44

It's terrible. All this with one

20:46

and two. Well, all this money was

20:48

raised. All this effort is put in and that's what

20:50

we

20:50

got. Plus, don't they get money? When

20:52

his name image looks like this

20:53

is used. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've learned that.

20:56

I smelled it down and drilled another one second more.

20:59

So it'd be Well,

21:01

everyone is talking about his incredible

21:03

cock, is exactly what he wanted.

21:05

I'm

21:05

sure. Mhmm. It's revenge porn.

21:08

It's total revenge porn. Can

21:10

you imagine You know,

21:11

the female's listing, if an ex

21:14

boyfriend who you fucking hated,

21:16

put a picture of you doing

21:18

that either Snapchat My only

21:20

issue is she the baby mama what's

21:22

her name? Chelsea, Chris or something.

21:25

Yeah. She enables him.

21:27

A lot. Well, that's true, but

21:29

this is still a crime. Oh, and he's a

21:32

crime. I agree. It's a terrible crime.

21:34

He sent pictures to his kids

21:36

too. I agree. What's gonna piss me off is

21:38

when she's back with him, like, in a month from

21:41

now. But I don't care what she does.

21:43

It's a crime. He is He

21:45

is putting out revenge porn to to

21:47

get his way to win.

21:49

Because AB always wins just like you

21:51

stand up with the police for three weeks and

21:53

one somehow. You always went.

21:55

This is a crime. There are no

21:57

ifsans or buts about no. So there were a few

21:59

people who were who were expressing

22:01

the same point that this is

22:03

blatant revenge porn. Yeah. And I have

22:05

a feeling nothing will happen because

22:07

ABS, never analyst. Was he a good catch

22:09

ball catcher

22:10

privilege? Oh, yeah. What is his privilege anymore? He

22:12

doesn't take the privilege now.

22:14

I don't know. I I mean, this is

22:17

so fucked up and the fact

22:19

that there weren't immediately people

22:21

investigating and talking about charges just

22:23

blows my

22:23

mind. I mean, it's so fucking stupid. It's

22:26

a

22:26

slap on the wrist though in Florida. I was just looking

22:28

it up. I mean, it's

22:30

he'll he'll just go on his merry

22:33

way and He always does. He'll learn what he

22:35

does. He'll he'll come back. Oh, and then

22:37

he's gonna do something really terrible if he'll go,

22:39

oh, my God. Why didn't anyone do something

22:41

when he did

22:41

this? And did that did this? And did that?

22:44

Did this and did that? Mhmm.

22:46

Unrealized. If you put that picture.

22:49

I can. Nothing he does surprise. Oh,

22:51

man. That was funny. It's

22:53

really fucked up. It's like the first thing I saw when

22:55

I fired up the Internet today was that

22:57

he was that he was trending.

22:59

And I knew exactly what is gonna

23:01

be something like this. I always was gonna be

23:03

big dong this morning too.

23:05

But as soon as I saw his name, I it was

23:07

only gonna be something very

23:09

bad in the sexual realm. I don't know why I just

23:11

felt that. And sure enough. Well,

23:14

okay, I thought

23:17

when his baby

23:19

mama said he was sending explicit pictures

23:21

to the kids and one of the people who

23:23

was investigating even commented on

23:26

that. And that was days ago. Wouldn't

23:28

you think there'd be some activity

23:30

going on now that, well, that's

23:32

that's definitely wrong. That is breaking

23:35

the law. It's not only breaking up. It's

23:37

kids it's his fucking kids.

23:39

Yeah. Like, if somebody else's kids, they

23:41

probably do something because it's his Oh,

23:43

wow. Whatever. And he can run really

23:45

fast. I was looking at

23:47

the

23:47

story. Apparently, Snapchat took it down, which

23:49

I thought -- Yes.

23:50

-- and that's appeared. But he keeps re he just keeps re he

23:52

kept reposting and reposting. They took his account down.

23:55

His account still up. They

23:57

said they took his account down. Yeah. And

23:59

he still popping off on his

24:01

Snapchat. I mean, is he

24:03

not is he running for

24:05

asshole of the century? Because he seriously,

24:07

he might win. Who would be asshole

24:09

the century? That's a pretty good

24:10

question, isn't it? Asshole the century. I I

24:13

kind of still think taught mom's up

24:15

there because she didn't murder a

24:17

child. Yeah. But except she

24:19

got all her assaulishness into into

24:21

one period, I think. She's really Oh,

24:23

for continuous assaul, like lifetime

24:25

achievement award, so being an asshole. Jeffrey

24:28

steam. Lifetime achievement for being an

24:30

asshole. Are you saying so far

24:31

in the two thousands, it'll be up senior

24:34

Weinstein. Oh, Weinstein. Yeah.

24:36

Well,

24:36

that that's more of a criminal thing. I'm thinking more of an

24:39

just

24:39

a fucking asshole asshole. Assholes

24:42

aren't necessarily murderers. I mean,

24:45

because AB has not really well, it's Marlboro.

24:47

Marlboro,

24:47

Marlboroboro. You could put a fox

24:50

sucker. You could put made

24:53

off in there. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty pretty

24:55

pretty big. Yeah. I'm gonna talk to

24:57

Rachel. Outside of the criminal enterprise, like Alec

24:59

-- Waldman. -- Kanye West. Kanye West is an

25:01

asshole. No. That's great. But Antonio Brown

25:04

is a criminal, though. Yes. No. You're right. He just

25:06

never gets charged. Yeah. Or

25:08

he makes did he make deal when he threw that chair off the

25:10

Miami Biftift? He always makes a deal. Yeah. No. I

25:12

don't think he suffered anything for that.

25:15

And and no way that everybody is

25:18

so Did you see Cardi be walking into court

25:20

today? No. You weren't thinking

25:22

out. This incredible outfit

25:24

with these giant heels like

25:26

six inch heels and a big

25:29

beautiful white fur coat. Mhmm.

25:31

She's got like three security guards,

25:34

three lawyers, They're all dressed up too. Everybody looks

25:35

great. Oh, wow. And she's going to

25:38

court. And stop it

25:40

for a second. Is anybody

25:42

have any idea going to court? I have no

25:44

idea. Okay. I didn't really didn't

25:45

either. I mean, she

25:47

well, okay. She's gotten in a little bit of

25:48

trouble here and there. I mean, actually, those

25:51

years ago. people -- Yeah. --

25:53

serious things. I'm

25:53

a re she used to drug a bunch of

25:55

people and she was She never charged with

25:57

that, but she was -- She was

25:59

a stripper. -- there were a couple of

26:02

Bartenders' strip club who were beaten

26:05

pretty badly by a couple

26:07

people that turns out she hired.

26:10

And this was really serious.

26:12

I mean, this was big time serious.

26:14

There were two felony charges. There were eight

26:16

misdemeanor charges. And it's

26:18

crazy because she's really good

26:20

at being on social media and making music

26:22

that somehow people like.

26:25

They they ended up dismissing

26:27

the felonies, and I think they

26:29

decided -- Yeah. -- one misdemeanor or

26:31

whatever. Let's make a little plea deal.

26:33

And she can do fifteen days of community service.

26:36

Except she can't because she didn't. That's

26:38

why she's in court because she couldn't

26:40

manage the fifteen days

26:43

of community service. Gosh.

26:45

Forgetting

26:45

two felonies dismissed in

26:48

eight misdemeanors. What

26:50

was her community service? Wasn't anything particular? She

26:53

probably could've done the same phone like

26:55

o j dead back in his head. He's somebody. His

26:57

wife up. Goodwill.

26:59

Yeah. You should couldn't she just pay so

27:02

you should pay for her and write

27:03

her name down? Stuff like her.

27:06

So that's stupid. It's just so dumb.

27:09

Kinda funny, but it is it is It's

27:11

really frustrating for anybody that has

27:13

to do community service. And then she

27:14

shows up in and gets a million clicks

27:16

because look how hot I am going to court my fur

27:19

code. Just give us a shit.

27:21

And I generally

27:22

kinda like Cardi b. I think she

27:24

Sassy. She'sassy. It's

27:26

such a small amount of community service

27:29

time. That's what's funny about it. Right?

27:31

Yeah. It could have been done with

27:33

it. Didn't even think she said did she say she

27:35

was sorry or anything? No. But think about

27:37

the money it cost me like she

27:38

would. Don't don't does she have to pay it or maybe

27:40

her lawyers on a retainer and they're still

27:42

not available. gets in a lot of shit. Got here that

27:44

way. Probably have a fan

27:46

Family butter retainer. It's just one of the

27:48

things where it's probably a little

27:51

There's probably a little addendum that

27:53

kicks in when the child is like eleven.

27:58

Guess

27:58

what, guys? I gotta take a fart. It's

28:02

one of those

28:05

things where it's just easier

28:07

to do the community service. It's

28:10

so simple. You know, she was the

28:12

headline news today in a

28:14

lot of places because she looked so

28:15

good. How many how many days did she have to

28:17

do originally? Fifteen.

28:18

Okay. So

28:19

she's does she still have to do that? We

28:21

look

28:21

into whether she did six or

28:24

two or eleven or

28:26

any? Oh oh,

28:26

that you

28:27

know what it is, Drew? They gave her a

28:30

new deadline. So they just kicked

28:31

the Yeah. They just extended it.

28:32

If she doesn't do it,

28:33

she's gonna have to be in jail for fifteen

28:35

days. Well, she's here

28:36

to tell you, would you rather spend fifteen days in

28:38

jail or fifteen days doing community surf? This.

28:41

I I don't know if I'd give it even

28:43

even odds that she'll do it by March first.

28:45

Do you really think she will? No. No. Don't she's

28:47

not, you know, she'll either. To

28:49

another extent, Gen. Yes. I'm not gonna go to

28:51

jail.

28:52

Jesus Christ. So I'm

28:55

scared. I'm I

28:57

still had I

28:59

still had the

29:02

the LSU gymnast on my mind today. Oh,

29:05

okay. The tenth story was just so funny. And

29:07

Trudi called it the Boner army and I'm like, wow,

29:09

that's perfect. She leads a

29:11

Boner army, Olivia's done. Olivia's

29:13

done, the hottest twenty

29:15

year old on the planet possibly.

29:17

I think she's up like eight million

29:20

followers. She makes all this money NIL

29:22

money too because she happens to be a gymnast and

29:24

a pretty good one. She's on the LSU team.

29:26

So it was terrible problem

29:29

where thousands of

29:31

fifteen year old boners are

29:33

showing up fully hard, fully

29:35

erect at their gym meets. At least it's an

29:37

Antonio Crown. It's just attracting

29:39

the other gymnastics. Yes. Because they're

29:41

just guys with boners. They don't care

29:43

about gymnastics. No. No. I didn't

29:45

see any Antonio Brown alikes in that

29:47

group, but some are bound to be

29:49

hung. A lot of guys. Yeah.

29:51

Right. So

29:53

anyway, I'm thinking

29:56

about, you

29:56

know, the whole boner army thing and just how silly

29:58

it is. First of all, the fact that she's

30:01

called an influencer. She's

30:03

a Boehnermaker. She is a Boehnermaker. They

30:05

should influencers shouldn't they

30:07

be called Boehnermakers. That's at least that category.

30:10

They're Boehnermakers. They're nothing doesn't influence

30:12

anything. No one is influenced by

30:14

her. Penises. I

30:17

saw her just

30:19

reading this as a stray story about something entirely else.

30:21

And they mentioned in the story, this

30:25

person's name and that they were a big

30:27

influencer. Like, I never heard that name

30:29

before, not that that would be unusual because I don't

30:31

follow TikTok at all unless

30:33

something silly is brought to my

30:35

attention. So I'll look this guy up. Just curious.

30:38

He's an overeater. He

30:40

eats, prodigious amounts of food for

30:42

the Internet. Period this down. What? How do I

30:44

get this gig? He filmed himself,

30:47

like, eating twenty hot dogs, you

30:48

know, like, the fourth of July thing. Oh, gosh.

30:50

Or whatever. I saw that it had before and

30:52

after pictures. Like, when he started and what he

30:54

looks like now because he has to keep eating too. Well, he's not no.

30:57

It's a whole category of influencer. Right.

30:59

They're called influencers because

31:02

An overeater is an influencer. Really?

31:05

Sponsorships. We're a sponsorship.

31:07

Makes money. They make a lot of money doing

31:09

this. Really? No. Hey,

31:11

if you can find a griff and it works, why not do

31:14

it.

31:14

Right? Here it is. Look, for these for these

31:17

pictures, man. It

31:17

looks like me. No. The guy's got a breathing machine

31:19

on it. Look, because he's so fat. Yeah. No.

31:22

That's probably not a good

31:23

idea. Oh, yeah. But I'll let

31:26

you There's like three

31:28

quarter pound double quarter pounders. All

31:30

these -- Oh. -- those dirty

31:31

nuggets. Yeah. And just a

31:34

pile of french fries. I'm Rico

31:36

Cato, avocado. Can we see one of his videos? That's

31:38

what I'm gonna look up right now. What

31:40

is motherfucking. Just kinda backfiring. I

31:42

mean, you guys are fascinated by that. I mean, he

31:44

used to

31:44

be scripped. He's totally ready to be influenced by

31:46

him. Oh, yeah. Now he is self

31:48

subscribed to what the Hey, he's Ukrainian. He's been

31:50

under a lot lately. That's true. No.

31:52

It's probably comfort food. Oh my

31:55

god. Where does he eat? Let's This

31:57

is this is this is fat fucking

31:58

eat. Hi, the most

31:59

lot. Welcome to the day.

32:01

This is what Mark's seeing. I thought there's

32:02

a chick too. It's Handy. Wait. That's him.

32:05

He's not fat there. This is an

32:07

older She's the overeater, though. This

32:09

is

32:09

five years ago. Oh, doing

32:12

the Korean fire news. Oh,

32:13

this guy doesn't mind. I wanna see

32:15

slobby, that's other slobby, you know? This guy

32:17

doesn't mind gaining two or three hundred

32:20

pounds? He's not grossed out by that

32:22

or he just goes, oh my

32:22

god. Look at my followers.

32:24

He doesn't look that big

32:26

there. Well, he got big. I'm really getting

32:28

off my point. The the Olivia Dons,

32:31

the Kim Kardashian's, They're

32:33

they're bone makers. Yeah. BellaThorn, they're

32:36

bone makers. All they do is make boneers and they

32:38

lead a boneer army around. And they

32:40

they essentially empty money out of the

32:42

pockets of the Boner army. Drew, I don't want

32:44

you to And the women who wanna know how they got the

32:46

Boner army. I don't want you to discourage these

32:48

Boner armies. I don't want

32:50

you to skirts these generals. No. We just don't want them

32:52

called influencers. That's insane.

32:54

They're not influencers. They're

32:56

bonuses. I want them to keep doing

32:58

what they're doing I mean, spell it B0NAHMAKUH

33:03

and make it cute. Bona make the

33:05

Bona makers.

33:06

Actually

33:06

content creator. This is how I make money. Content

33:09

creator. So anyway, is I'm sort

33:11

of going through this whole

33:14

Mind fuck. Which,

33:15

by the way, the overeating, I'm I'm kinda intrigued

33:17

by that too. I wanna watch that. There's

33:19

something to

33:19

this. You wouldn't have a lot of followers if it wasn't

33:22

kinda

33:22

interesting. Oh, the story that

33:25

you admit when I'm wrong. There's so many not

33:27

the same guy. No. These are because it's, like,

33:29

which was built a

33:30

genre, and so they're kinda pointing out

33:32

all these different Here's another dude.

33:34

Didn't anybody eat anything yet? I

33:37

just admit it's a lot of talk.

33:39

Yeah. How about I

33:42

mean, a total sloth and not much slothing

33:44

out. Rose. Wow. Can't

33:46

you

33:46

put a video on where they're actually eating

33:49

and stuffing their faces?

33:50

Sorry. This guy is a terrible boner maker. Let's see someone

33:52

in the episode.

33:53

Let's see. It's a terrible influencer. We can't

33:56

find anything. Nothing

33:58

that he's done. Here he is. Let's stop. My

34:01

reputation is everything to

34:03

me. You see

34:03

one of those funny people that aren't funny.

34:05

Is that what he used? to do my

34:07

Jesus. You're not gonna do this again on my

34:10

channel. You quit. I

34:12

hate this guy. He's eating

34:14

like three pounds of spice cheese

34:15

noodles. There's not meat is He hasn't

34:18

eaten a single feed it up.

34:19

Fine. Let me

34:20

fast forward it till it's in his mouth.

34:23

Like

34:23

time lapse of him eating that whole

34:25

thing. So good. Oh. We're eating

34:26

now. We're eating real He hasn't

34:29

eaten a fucking thing yet. Okay.

34:31

I would

34:32

take a bite that big. Yeah. But

34:34

your time man in front

34:35

of me. You won't eat this whole plate.

34:36

Now he's stopping it in his face. This

34:39

is a lot of cheese. Shut

34:44

up. Do you

34:46

question these? Sense of

34:48

humor of people USA all the time,

34:50

all the weird. I don't get it.

34:52

Because, I mean, we must have left it

34:54

the same dumb

34:55

shit, I guess. Did we,

34:57

though? I don't know. I I'm confused by

35:00

all this. These young people

35:02

today confuse me. I don't know. I was

35:04

watching I was watching a little bit of

35:06

Billy Madison the other day. Laughing at it. So

35:08

maybe I don't know. Maybe I I always like

35:10

Sandler. Yeah.

35:12

So anyway, the the

35:15

just this I guess what's

35:17

disturbing is the shit's been

35:19

going on for so long now. And,

35:21

you

35:21

know, just like the a b and the

35:24

revenge borne, I mean, that should have

35:26

been boom. That's a

35:28

crime. That's a horrible

35:30

crime. I mean, can I just don't

35:32

think people find it imaginable.

35:34

They just go, oh, that's just something that happened

35:36

to idiot with a

35:38

b. No. She could be

35:39

anybody. He would do that to anyone.

35:41

In my opinion. Yeah. Well, or somebody could do

35:43

it to you. Someone could do

35:45

it to anyone. Yeah.

35:48

So, you know, Can you look see

35:50

if there's any investigation into AB

35:53

sending pictures to his kids?

35:55

Of course not. Because, really, wouldn't you

35:57

think there would be someone

36:00

would care about this? Yes.

36:02

He's he's

36:03

ain't talking about he's bragging about.

36:05

Hey. Snapchat art. Play with

36:06

me. They already punished him. Okay? And they already

36:09

suspended his

36:09

account. Right? That's all he that's

36:12

that's feel like your team may be.

36:14

No.

36:14

I'm not. But with We don't

36:15

We don't, Jake. He gets away with

36:18

everything. We saw his winner two months ago

36:19

when he was stretching it in that in that

36:22

bowl, but he's not running fast

36:24

and catching long balls. Why why

36:25

is he he's too poor

36:26

now? I bet he will. Should just I

36:28

think he will. And, you know, he'll probably do it. He'll

36:30

probably be a lot. Doing porn. God.

36:34

You

36:34

do a paper view. Cameo porn. Okay. So, anyway,

36:36

as I'm meandering through all my

36:38

garbage, I stumble onto Denise Bradley

36:42

of Detroit. And sticking in

36:44

the realm of social media

36:46

and and what fucking idiots do.

36:48

And making making boners is not a

36:50

crime. I just I hate that

36:52

at this late date, as long as this has been going on, that

36:54

these people are called influencers. I saw

36:57

it in every major news story

36:59

about the LSU Boner

37:02

Army. Nothing about the boner army. Nothing about the boner

37:04

making. She's an influencer who

37:06

is the most successful athlete

37:08

in the country she makes two

37:11

point seven million dollars -- Yeah. -- in her NIL and influencing.

37:13

So, you know, like, she just she

37:15

works so hard. I mean,

37:17

she's just so She's

37:20

just so astute. So

37:22

anyway, here's Denise Bradley of Detroit with a

37:24

hot ass. She is. Denise

37:26

Bradley of Detroit. Who

37:28

was in a waiting room at Copel

37:30

Health Dearborn Hospital. And

37:34

Denise has unbearable

37:36

tooth pain on Christmas

37:38

day. Sure. I was at noon on Christmas day.

37:40

And right away, I'm thinking, oh, god, short

37:42

staff, you know. Mhmm. All that. I mean, what a

37:44

terrible time to have too thick, plus it's Christmas.

37:46

And, you know, at the hospital too, it

37:48

it sucks to be there and sucks

37:50

to be working there. So now while waiting,

37:53

SHE SAYS THAT SHE SAW A HOSPITAL

37:55

EMPLOYE Enter THE WAITING AREA AND

37:57

START BEERATING A PEGANT

38:00

WOMAN. AND DENISE Who has the

38:02

toothache? What do you know? She has a

38:04

hundred one point seven million followers

38:06

on TikTok. De NICE. And

38:08

her TikTok? Yeah.

38:10

De NICE. She uses to call out racist behavior.

38:12

So she thinks she's seeing some racist behavior, so

38:14

she just starts recording

38:16

on TikTok.

38:18

Look at this racist behavior. The patient

38:20

was Maya Anderson who had

38:22

arrived three hours before

38:24

Denise Bradley. So, Denise Bradley,

38:26

She doesn't know the backstory. She doesn't

38:28

know anything. Many people checked on her. They

38:31

had brought her an

38:33

IV and fluids she said

38:35

she was dehydrated, I believe.

38:38

And of course, the hospital was overwhelmed

38:40

because it's Christmas and the short staffed. So they

38:42

actually brought an IV and Fluids apparently into

38:44

the emergency area. Video

38:46

shows Maya repeatedly telling the

38:48

employer. Get out of my face. Employee

38:52

finally says, I'll get security, which is

38:55

when, of course, Denise starts

38:57

recording. I'll get security. So

39:01

Denise then, of course, interjects herself into this. Why would

39:03

you get security? She's pregnant.

39:08

Well, anyway, this

39:10

goes on TikTok. It's going to get I

39:12

think they said two million views eventually. Denise

39:15

gets her treatment. And

39:18

for her toothache and

39:20

I think she was treated successfully, but they

39:22

had a couple other things he wanted to do.

39:25

And then she's approached by security because

39:27

now, guess what? Somebody's in front of the

39:29

hospital. Others' TikTok of you guys, someone claiming you're being

39:31

racist to a pregnant woman in the

39:33

emergency area. And they do not allow

39:36

photography or videos

39:38

in the hospital due to

39:42

HIPAA laws. Which I think makes a lot of

39:44

sense, I would say.

39:46

I mean,

39:46

does that surprise anyone? A little bit

39:48

because hippopotamus don't apply to person

39:52

like that. It's about health

39:54

care and Well, they mentioned

39:56

that that

39:58

in photograph thing or videotaping in the hospital or any emergency

40:00

shit. It's shaded in. Without people's

40:02

permission because no one

40:04

knew this. you

40:06

could it's not a public statement. Something off

40:08

someone's chart. You could

40:10

have someone who has a health problem in the

40:12

emergency room who doesn't want people to know they

40:14

have a health problem. There's a myriad of reasons

40:16

that they do this. And I personally, I

40:18

agree with a hospital. It's a privacy thing. You

40:20

just don't want to be showing people that are in

40:23

hospital. Anyway. I don't know how many people want their medical

40:25

records out there. I don't. And I don't really want

40:27

people knowing when I'm at the hospital. I'll probably

40:29

tell them, but I think that's up to me.

40:32

So she's told

40:34

that, you know, there are signs,

40:36

I believe, and it's fairly well

40:39

known that this is a thing at the hospital anyway and she's told that

40:41

she's breaking the law and she merely

40:43

wants to leave and she's told

40:45

that she cannot. And in fact,

40:47

they take her phone because she's

40:50

recording this too, because she was

40:52

recording for safety. Because, of course, they're

40:54

probably gonna they're probably gonna beat her senseless hospitals beating

40:56

people up. That's kind of

40:58

their thing, I guess. So

41:03

She says she, of course, is fighting for her

41:04

phone, and she said the security person jumped on

41:07

her and broke her glasses.

41:09

And then eventually two nurses

41:11

walked her out to to

41:14

the waiting Dearborn Police who

41:16

eventually gave her a phone back, but

41:20

she was not allowed back in the hospital. This is another one of our complaints. I still

41:22

had to go get my script and finish

41:24

my treatment. And the hospital said, no.

41:26

We're not treating you. Because

41:29

you record everything -- No. -- and you're not allowed to record anything. I'm not allowed to record

41:31

anything. On our premise sheet. My duties were

41:33

so messed up. So she has filed

41:35

a police report now And

41:40

and she has a

41:41

social media attorney, by the way, which is great to

41:43

know that that the social media

41:45

that the world of doing God's work. The world of

41:47

the law is ahead of the world of

41:50

the government. Yeah. There are already social

41:52

media attorneys who say that the emergency

41:54

room is public not an invasion of

41:56

privacy. It's a public place. If you're

41:58

there, you're open, anyone can

42:00

film you in the emergency room because

42:02

you are out

42:04

in public.

42:04

Is that not a private room? Is that a public place? In

42:06

my opinion, fuck no. Remember, I'm

42:08

the guy who said women walking into the

42:12

abortion clinic We're not in public either because that's a very private thing and

42:14

it's not fair to to take pictures of

42:16

people, docs them and say they're about to murder

42:18

a

42:18

child, But as far as the logos,

42:20

they're outside. You're inside an emergency room by

42:22

a it's a private company. Right? What

42:24

market? I I think it My

42:26

common sense tells me that this Common sense doesn't matter, Drew. You know? If

42:29

you tell someone they cannot record or take

42:31

pictures, to me, that's enough. It's

42:34

a hospital. Hospitals are private. Medical

42:36

care is not private. My

42:38

personal opinion is absolutely private.

42:41

And I am taking picture. It lasts

42:44

longer. I am on Team

42:46

Hospital because The hospital

42:48

generally tries to get you better. They're not out to racist

42:50

to people. They're not trying to

42:52

be mean to people on Christmas. And

42:55

this girl, she She got there three hours after

42:57

this woman -- Sure. -- who had been bitching up a

43:00

storm about not getting treatment fast

43:02

enough. And you know how that is in the emergency room when

43:04

there's not

43:06

enough people and everybody's in there, and they have to figure out of the twenty

43:08

five people, gee, who is the most important

43:10

right now? Because, you know, and I remember

43:12

this too being in the emergency room. And

43:16

someone someone walked in

43:18

who had cut themselves. I

43:19

mean, this is just fucking blood everywhere. And they

43:21

just took them right in

43:23

You get to go right.

43:25

I'm sick. That's not

43:28

fair. But that's

43:28

that's how they operate.

43:30

They help me down on the corner. I

43:32

mean, I didn't really feel that upset. Part of me

43:34

did, but you don't It rolls about hospitals.

43:36

You don't have to

43:37

get out of bed and take a whiz. I

43:39

don't know if you saw

43:41

it. I think channel seven talk to the pregnant woman two second. Oh, yeah. It's

43:43

totally fine with the recording. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was totally right.

43:45

You're really helpful. Being racist

43:47

to me hundred percent. No.

43:49

They got a

43:49

nice team here. Right. Well, she never

43:51

trained them at that hospital again. She's the one yelling,

43:53

get out of my face to the

43:55

nurse. Doctor two, And, you know, the nurses I you know, my experience

43:57

I think you told the doctor to mind your

43:58

business, and he goes, this is my

44:01

business. Mind your business. Says.

44:03

What I do when mine jobs is literally

44:05

my job. What do we say? Just mine your

44:07

business, please. What happened to

44:09

mine your business? I mean, that's

44:11

coming back. Thing. I hope it is. That is his business. Is

44:13

stranded. The woman with the phone just made

44:16

things worse

44:18

she used all these resources of the hospital to fucking deal with her in

44:21

her fucking phone. Mhmm. And and

44:23

then to think that she wanted to go back

44:25

in, oh, I have to finish

44:28

fuck you. Yeah. Just fuck

44:30

yourself. Wasting resources on Christmas. God.

44:37

Mad. I'm

44:41

not mad

44:45

at the boner makers of the

44:47

Boner Army. Just want them

44:50

called something else. Bonemakers.

44:52

I think that's fair. This is the

44:55

worst Christmas ever. So so anyway, while I was going through all this

44:57

today, I was actually watching and I don't always do

45:00

it, I admit it. I don't always watch the

45:02

sale of Detroit when

45:04

it's recording right underneath me one floor, but I was watching

45:06

today because

45:08

Bill Shea was supposed to be on

45:11

Talking about the queue lines -- Mhmm. -- which is a

45:13

boone doggl I take great interest

45:16

in. And instead,

45:18

nepotism rain and Teresa Baldis

45:21

was

45:21

on. I think you were

45:22

watching an old one then. Oh, was I?

45:24

She wasn't on today. Teresa

45:26

wasn't on today? No. Oh,

45:29

you guys Really? Yeah. I watched the whole

45:31

show with Teresa talking about the Oxford killer.

45:33

It was great. Yeah. Like, when you watch the

45:35

bangles and the

45:35

Ravens and Franken booth, and it was, like, three weeks

45:38

ago to by Tal.

45:40

Really? Yeah. It's a great show. Thank you.

45:42

You can now you can watch Bill Shea because that

45:44

one's online. I learned stuff, Facebook and

45:46

YouTube as well.

45:46

I was commenting too.

45:47

Well, now we put up one of your

45:49

comments and I saw something about

45:52

Teresa. I'm like, I think I said

45:53

something like Nepiti's

45:56

rules. Are we ever gonna get to Bill Shea?

45:58

I was confused

46:00

by that. Yeah. I think

46:02

you were watching an older one. Now that makes me

46:05

worried that you couldn't find the new one. No. I did see a

46:07

little bit of the new one, but I I

46:09

was a little exhausted by

46:11

the whole show. Yeah. But I didn't get to see all the queue line

46:13

discussion. I just see some of it. But, I mean, that's

46:16

quite a great topic. And

46:18

I couldn't

46:20

believe ML, I posted his commentary

46:22

on my Twitter about, you know, the

46:24

the queue line billions of dollars spent

46:26

for this little bus that goes

46:29

three miles that nobody takes

46:31

that will forever cost

46:33

so much more of the taxpayers than

46:35

it will ever benefit anyone. It's

46:37

worse than the people mover. Yeah.

46:40

Yeah. And public transportation never makes any

46:42

money. If it if it did, you would see a lot

46:44

more of it all over the place. Well, I don't

46:46

mind if it doesn't make money, if it actually

46:48

is helpful. I think the that stood out to

46:50

me in that whole conversation

46:52

is they knew it was only gonna go

46:54

three point three miles this whole

46:56

time. They had no desire to

46:58

extend it any further because the people, the private people

47:00

that were putting the money

47:01

up, own every fucking business on that

47:03

three point three

47:06

miles. Yeah.

47:07

But taxpayers are on the hook.

47:10

No. Now they are. No. No. It's all

47:12

sunkened. They're on bad money after bad

47:14

money. Mhmm. And and then, of course, we hear about this

47:16

project with the the sandwiches

47:18

and Steven Ross.

47:20

And, oh, I'm gonna throw a few hundred million

47:23

of those guys.

47:24

Okay. But let me ask you this

47:25

because I've I've kind of intrigued by this.

47:27

Who do you

47:27

get mad at in

47:30

that

47:30

in all these scenarios? Who who do you get

47:34

mad at? The most. The political

47:36

entities that let this

47:38

bullshit go on and don't hold anyone's feet

47:40

to the

47:42

fire. We're on the same page. They're talking about District Detroit. I understand. Again.

47:44

Yeah. I understand why they would want

47:46

all these tax breaks because they can get

47:49

We saw this shit in twenty fourteen. He

47:51

didn't deliver. He built a fucking pile

47:53

of parking lots around Little Caesar's arena. I

47:55

just feel a lot of times it's easier to

47:57

be met at the evil money burns

48:00

billionaire. But in reality, somebody has to approve

48:02

that pub those public funds. Well, I I also

48:04

have to shit in this.

48:06

And then I don't agree. Has

48:08

ever completed the way they say it's gonna

48:10

be completed, but yet there's no clawback to

48:12

getting that money.

48:13

The Ellich's response angered me

48:15

very much. We've done so much for

48:16

the city. Why should we have to live up to

48:18

this promise? Yeah. Fuck you.

48:20

Well, in a way, why should they? I mean, they got

48:22

away with everything else. No. They don't they

48:24

did not do what they said they were gonna do and didn't matter.

48:27

What are you gonna do about it? Yeah. Where do you got

48:29

the money? Just shut up and watch

48:32

these teams. And they sure managed to get little Caesar's really done fast.

48:34

Wow. That sure happened fast because it was in

48:36

their best interest, but all the other stuff

48:38

they promised, which

48:40

got everyone side, oh my god, a fifty block area in Detroit where people walking

48:42

around. There's trees and look at all the colors

48:44

and, oh my god, there's there's a

48:46

a white person for every black person and

48:49

there's banic person for every white person. And, oh, it looks so

48:52

nice. Yeah. No. It's never one of

48:54

those issues. And the money's already done. The

48:56

deal's already

48:58

done. They never have to hold up their end

49:00

of the bargain. They should have to. What's

49:02

wrong

49:02

with their brand then? I have no

49:04

idea

49:04

what's wrong with your dog.

49:05

She sends

49:06

this motion outside, so she has to yell at it. Okay.

49:09

It's frustrating. But anyway,

49:12

yeah, the Soul of Detroit was okay. It's only half

49:14

the show. I thought It's

49:16

still

49:16

good. So they're all they're all

49:18

in, you know, where you can get your podcast

49:20

or on YouTube. And Charlie's stirring his

49:22

shit up too. Every Monday and Friday,

49:25

and and then he's on the

49:27

on the eighteenth of March. And, you

49:29

know, this is the whole

49:31

idea of these entities just kick

49:34

and

49:34

ass. Yep. And it's funny looking

49:36

back because I've been doing a lot of looking

49:39

back on what we started what we're trying to do here,

49:41

you know, we get this show going. And

49:43

then we had Charlie and ML

49:45

and then Eli

49:48

came along. With Bob Page and Denny McLean.

49:50

And actually, that show, people missed

49:52

that show. Oh, yeah. People really like

49:54

that show. Internet

49:56

sports talk show. It's too

49:58

bad. I

49:59

can't seem to get Eli interested in

50:01

re upping the

50:04

show. I think there's a lot of interest for it if you did. When I had my ass eat

50:06

out, I was never inspired. A lot of

50:08

things about getting your ass eat out. I think it's the

50:10

fact he's working to touch that

50:13

saying that. Yeah. Yeah.

50:14

Well, at least you didn't say Pippel

50:16

on his ass. No.

50:18

We don't wanna go there.

50:20

My college coach I got my ass eaten up by a father and mother

50:22

in Des Moines, Iowa. You wouldn't

50:24

make a pimple on a ball player's ass.

50:27

Does that mean You're

50:30

you wouldn't you're not good enough to be a

50:32

pimple on a real ball player's

50:33

ass. Good enough. Are

50:36

nothing.

50:37

Eaten

50:37

everybody's ass out from time to time.

50:40

And I could

50:40

talk all about Jim Harbaugh, who I'm exhausted by. I

50:42

don't wanna hear anything about Jim Harbaugh. I'm

50:44

just familiar with what's new

50:45

about it. Well, well, they had to

50:48

announce that he's staying. Yeah. And

50:50

then today, I read, I don't wanna talk about

50:52

this, so it's this is not gonna last long. I read

50:54

today that the contract's

50:56

not finished. So

50:58

is there's any drama with his

51:00

contract? I'm done.

51:02

I'm out. Well, the drama's

51:05

done because San Ono pushed word manual out of the

51:07

way. Why don't they tell us when the contract was

51:09

done? So we could just find it out once. Yeah.

51:11

Kinda like Shelley Stafford when

51:14

or when Wait. What's your name? Kelly. Kelly

51:16

Stafford, once you say goodbye -- Mhmm. -- and then say goodbye again and again and again.

51:18

Say goodbye once. Kelly?

51:23

No, I'm just

51:26

worn out on Jim Harbaugh, Purion.

51:28

Everybody is. I noticed by the way the

51:30

story was It was like the story

51:32

down this morning. So

51:34

it doesn't even capture

51:37

the top window on the news and

51:39

freak anymore because I guess everyone must be exhausted by

51:40

it. Or they already or they already know.

51:43

Yeah. Yeah. It

51:44

was up there for a while yesterday, but there's

51:46

there's really not much to

51:49

it,

51:49

to that story. Nobody cares. Guess

51:52

not. So other other

51:55

big news today Madonna's

51:59

fortieth anniversary tour,

52:01

which yeah. This will be a

52:03

big

52:03

deal. I cannot wait till this

52:05

doesn't sell out. You know,

52:06

that's exactly what I wondered right

52:08

away was, is this is

52:10

there because she seems so

52:14

desperate for tension. And the last

52:16

tour she did was a scaled down tour, like, oh,

52:18

we're doing a scaled down tour. So everybody can see me

52:20

a little closer, and I was like,

52:22

Oh, no. I

52:23

see. Close-up gross. I think she's I

52:24

think she can still sell. I kinda think she can't

52:26

do it. Yeah. I do. I think

52:28

she's gonna she

52:29

gonna sell more than Janet Jackson. Well,

52:31

I think a lot of people will consider this the their last opportunity to see

52:33

her possibly. Okay. Wait. What's the

52:36

Janet Jackson

52:38

story? Probably see

52:39

if there's tickets available still? Because

52:40

she's coming in because I I twenty

52:43

three. That one I found really hard to believe

52:45

could sell out LCA. But Donna, I I

52:47

think she can. Really? I do. Yeah. I that's just my

52:49

gut. I mean, I I could be wrong. I kinda

52:51

hope I'm wrong. I mean, everywhere just

52:53

because she's from

52:56

Michigan. I

52:56

mean, is she gonna sell out, like It's a good question. I just got two shows

52:59

at The Madison Square Garden. All that she's really mean.

53:01

All those, like, a people in What

53:03

what about Atlanta?

53:05

So Any ties to Michigan since, like, the seventies? I mean,

53:07

I know her family lives here, but did she

53:09

ever come around? I never see her around. No.

53:11

She

53:11

really pays no attention

53:14

to Michigan. And she you're right, Brandon. I haven't seen her writing. I haven't seen her

53:16

about either. And

53:16

if I don't see her on that

53:17

because there's a dinner in Royal Oak, I didn't

53:20

even see her. Yeah. But no. What

53:21

I mean is, you know, that, like, you know, Nudes over

53:24

the years has had a lot of ties with

53:26

Michigan same thing with Jack White and opening up

53:28

businesses kid rock. I know he's moved out, but he's --

53:30

Oh, absolutely. With Michigan M and

53:32

M. She's not even on a

53:34

scale with those guys. They are

53:36

so pro

53:36

Michigan. They do things for Michigan. And, you

53:38

know, Jack White will open a tour here.

53:40

So Janet is coming May twenty fourth. That's what's available.

53:43

And I gotta tell you that's

53:46

more more I

53:48

thought there would have been. Absolutely.

53:50

Yeah. Yeah. They were they were hitting

53:52

it really hard. I mean, they were implying that

53:56

And that's

53:57

smooth. It's not gonna be sell out. I mean, they

53:59

may paper it and sell it

54:00

out? Well, yeah, the upper parts really

54:04

I mean, all of these down here in the main floor, those will end up selling. Okay. Can

54:07

you check another date? Sure.

54:10

Where at? Where do

54:12

you want? Really cheap. No. I don't know. You know, somewhere check out

54:14

Alabama. Alabama or or

54:16

Jordan or somewhere like that. That's a

54:18

good choice. April twenty

54:22

second. Somebody sent

54:22

me somethings that Trevor Noah is doing a second

54:24

show at the fast stadium.

54:25

Yeah. Due to popular demand, the fact -- That's wrong

54:28

about him.

54:28

Not selling too well in

54:30

Alabama. Oh, wow.

54:32

Yeah. A holy shit. That's available

54:35

on the main Well, that show right

54:37

there will get canceled because she might wanna get sick that night.

54:40

Well, check out check

54:42

out Memphis. The FedEx

54:45

Forum. That's a big joint. April

54:48

twenty ninth. There's an old saying

54:50

in Tennessee. I know it's in

54:52

Texas. Oh, there's oh, we're available

54:54

there. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

54:57

Oh, man. I

54:59

I suspect she's not seen the

55:01

diagram we're looking at. No one's gonna

55:03

show that. Wait. I was just saying I'd be fighting over who cast to show

55:05

it to her. Wait, Bristol,

55:08

Virginia. Bristol, I don't know where's

55:10

that? What

55:12

is Now that's near Johnson City. That is

55:14

not Bristol. Bristol. Bristol, isn't

55:16

that that's not Southwest Virginia?

55:20

Bristol is. Bristol. Where's Bristol? I don't

55:22

even know where that is. Where's

55:24

Bristol? Opportunities to you, sir. Kibbina,

55:28

DC. That's something like a FedEx field or whatever. Let's see

55:30

how that's doing. Oh, yeah. It's right outside DC.

55:32

Are you gonna go to Moderna's show? Oh,

55:36

Ouch. Oh, that was -- Oh. -- that was Birmingham again.

55:38

Oh, god. That hurts.

55:40

I just feel So would you wanna show Janet

55:42

that? Gonna

55:44

get in some phone at you. Luckily, he's streaming numbers when

55:46

we just start. Oh. Oh. Like

55:49

to see you play

55:51

a

55:51

concert, some This

55:52

one's not opening

55:53

up. There's so many tickets available. I can't load them all. After this,

55:55

I'm done with tickets. I don't give a

55:57

fuck about tickets. I mean, I've been doing a lot

55:59

of this. Oh,

56:02

wow. Looking at, you know, just examining a lot

56:04

of other podcasts and, you know, everyone

56:06

accept us. Everyone accept us

56:08

really pushes their YouTube page. Yeah.

56:11

It's something about YouTube pages. And

56:14

you'll be like, oh, man, can you know at

56:16

the top before you click on

56:18

videos? It'll just show you the highest.

56:20

You go, man, they get thirty nine thousand, fifty thousand. That's

56:22

pretty good. And then when I click the videos, they

56:24

share the most recent, like, six hundred and

56:26

thirty eight.

56:28

Yeah.

56:28

Like, oh, wow.

56:29

Oh. I was I was on my phone. I

56:32

got one of those ads that telling me

56:34

to use Facebook or download Facebook

56:36

because I never do.

56:38

So it's like, you don't have Facebook. Here's an ad for it sell

56:40

it by going live. You can still

56:42

sell people on joining

56:46

Facebook now. Well, they're trying. I

56:48

mean, they have they've have they're having a big

56:50

advertising push right now. And Facebook

56:52

is dead. And Try

56:54

finding someone under forty

56:56

on Facebook. And they're trying to sell it in. Hey. You can share

56:58

your your lie your moments of your

57:00

life live until they have all these little videos to

57:02

the side. And of course, it's videos you never

57:04

see on

57:06

Facebook like Here's our grandchild or I got a new

57:08

puppy and they have the live counter

57:09

up there and it's like seven hundred and

57:11

fifty people are watching Right.

57:13

I'm like, find

57:14

me a video like that with seven hundred fifty

57:16

people, and I'll go down on you.

57:18

That doesn't

57:19

exist. Taking the Orchard Wells challenge. Yeah.

57:21

No one's gonna sit and watch it

57:23

stupid video of you playing with a dog

57:25

or with your grandchild, much less seven hundred

57:27

and fifty

57:28

people. Facebook still has a ton of users, but

57:30

I do think it's kinda going that way of

57:32

the old my space. I tell you what, I it's

57:35

garbage. That's why. Spend time

57:37

on Facebook, which I don't

57:39

do much of. The Drew Mike fans

57:41

on Facebook is really active.

57:43

I mean, that's action packed. In fact, that's like our sub

57:45

Reddit. I mean, we should technically have a Reddit

57:47

that's busy, but

57:48

no. They're they got their own fan page. Should they

57:50

go crazy there? Yeah. Which is fine. But

57:54

anyway, when I start looking at

57:56

individual people or like sometimes if

57:58

people, you know, six new people join

58:00

the show and I pop on their Facebook and just

58:01

see, you know, where are they fucking started

58:03

out of town? Yes. Talk them or

58:05

see go hot. Find bikini pictures. That's silly

58:07

Facebook. Well, I find some dead, some of you.

58:10

Anyway, no, I I noticed that

58:12

a lot of accounts are just dead.

58:14

Like, people

58:16

just stop posting, you know? Yeah.

58:18

New job. December sixth twenty

58:20

thirteen is the last post.

58:22

There's a ton of that. And

58:26

my friends, you know, who are of

58:28

the age where you would think they would have time

58:31

to post lots of grandkids and

58:33

kids graduating college

58:35

No. Just fucking dead. Mhmm. And then

58:38

the ones that post just post ad

58:40

nauseam. I mean, you never stop posting

58:42

stuff. Mhmm.

58:44

And a lot of a lot of Twitter accounts are dead too. Like, if

58:46

you if you check Twitter accounts of

58:48

people who if they're not,

58:53

actively really trying to

58:55

get a new font, by the

58:57

way, at drew Mike Funkin on Twitter. I

58:59

need to pass Nicholas Rich before I

59:01

die. Adam Rich. Adam Rich, Nicholas. Yeah.

59:03

Nicholas. Do not go to at adam

59:05

Rich. Go to at drew Mike

59:07

Podcast. We are We're only

59:10

thirty one hundred

59:11

behind. Adam Rich, who just died from ages

59:13

enough, was a child, sir, and still is more fucking

59:15

followers than I do. What bullshit? What

59:17

other dead people are there that you can

59:19

pass? Somebody sent me people who

59:21

take joy in sending me dead child stars

59:23

who have more followers than me. That's become

59:25

a sport in our audience.

59:27

I think somebody

59:30

else let's see somebody else from eight is

59:32

enough as more, which

59:34

infuriated me. That have been

59:35

doing a lot of 000,

59:38

luckily. Oh,

59:39

speaking of Twitter, didn't you have a Twitter

59:41

poll yesterday? Oh, yes. Would it

59:44

be finalized yet? Is it about twenty

59:46

four hours? Yeah. I think it would be. Or if not, it's

59:48

gonna be running out of the neighborhood. Last onion

59:50

was the movie, and it is like a ninety

59:52

four on rotten tomatoes. I just

59:54

didn't like it. I am not saying nobody likes it

59:56

or nobody can like it. I just

59:58

wonder what our audience I'm curious. Twelve hundred

1:00:01

votes and we are at fifty

1:00:03

nine percent do like it. Okay.

1:00:05

Forty percent do not.

1:00:07

That's still, like, Thirty five percent below rotten tomatoes.

1:00:09

That's interesting. Do the other one

1:00:11

now. Actually, this is for your way ahead

1:00:13

of Robbie Cannibel.

1:00:16

If more than Radicini Yes. Right. You just

1:00:18

even

1:00:18

have a thousand. Wow. Five hundred and

1:00:20

eighty This line said,

1:00:21

this is okay. You have to make a

1:00:24

decision now. You can have Robbie Kan

1:00:26

evil's entire following or your own.

1:00:28

I would have said Robbie Kan evil in a

1:00:29

second. He must have hundreds of thousands. He's the last time.

1:00:31

We build

1:00:32

like crazy. September twelfth twenty eleven was

1:00:35

his last two units. The new official

1:00:37

Robbie Knifel site is up. Yeah. That's

1:00:39

about when people stop paying attention to him, really.

1:00:41

Is it owned to to you? When's

1:00:43

his last

1:00:44

jump? I I don't wanna knock the guy. He just died.

1:00:46

He had a really bad day.

1:00:50

He

1:00:50

had a really bad day. He had a really bad day. A really

1:00:53

bad day. It's terrible looks. A terrible day.

1:00:55

What? That's why that that's why

1:00:56

the song is so great. I'm

1:00:59

glad I saw this. Has he had

1:01:01

a bad day? Expired. I

1:01:03

mean, that's a fucking bad day. Do

1:01:05

you

1:01:05

wanna see him in evil, can evil, a

1:01:07

forty one second clip Larry King. Are you

1:01:10

kidding, of course, nineteen

1:01:12

eighty nine? This is gonna be

1:01:14

great. I'm

1:01:14

on pins and needles. Takes it up.

1:01:17

It's not an airplane,

1:01:18

and the motorcycle is not aero

1:01:22

dynamic. It's a

1:01:24

zero dynamic as can

1:01:26

be as always. Alright.

1:01:28

It's it's skinny and

1:01:30

it's got a small motor. My bike

1:01:32

weighs two hundred and

1:01:34

thirty pounds. Compared to his used to wave around four

1:01:36

hundred or five hundred or one

1:01:38

thousand. But he's a little bit bigger than me. I'm a

1:01:40

couple inches

1:01:42

shorter and I'm I'm,

1:01:43

like, a middleweight. I don't know. That's what I was saying.

1:01:45

Doesn't make any difference. The kid named Welles

1:01:47

have tried to

1:01:50

jump jumped on a bike almost exactly like Robbie. So Robbie doesn't know what he's doing

1:01:52

and go cross there in a jet message. Okay.

1:01:54

It's a it's a certain on

1:01:57

the bike. I think my favorite part was It's

1:01:59

the person on the bike. Yeah, Larry. That's a little bit

1:02:01

to do with it. I hope people call that where

1:02:03

Larry

1:02:03

goes. It has no

1:02:06

wings. Does Larry proceed

1:02:08

to jump? Larry. Jesus

1:02:12

Christ. No

1:02:13

wings. Oh, man. So can you check

1:02:15

a

1:02:15

couple more Jan and Jackson

1:02:18

locations? Sure. Get too distracted. I can't believe

1:02:20

you guys

1:02:22

I need to feel my predictions are better since

1:02:24

I was so wrong about glass onion. I I would have

1:02:27

thought for sure madonna would have trouble selling

1:02:29

tickets, but maybe maybe

1:02:32

not. Yeah. I'm interested in it. No. We gonna watch this. She's gonna have a giant screen

1:02:34

in front of the stage with filters and stuff.

1:02:36

So she looks just like she does so.

1:02:38

Nobody else wants to see

1:02:39

that. And quote

1:02:42

unquote, real life. That's funny.

1:02:43

You know, I can't remember which one of you

1:02:45

mentioned. Like, there's a lot of gay people in that. So

1:02:47

I I forget that she's got a very

1:02:49

big gay. Yeah. And and

1:02:52

female too, you know, in

1:02:54

spite of what draws people to her, which is

1:02:56

was Bona Macon forever, She's

1:02:59

not thought men don't go to her shows. If you

1:03:01

see the audience, it's all gay and

1:03:04

women. In gay guys. Right? Yeah. I

1:03:06

would think. Taylor Swift was the

1:03:08

same way. Oh,

1:03:08

wow. Janice

1:03:09

is doing

1:03:09

really well in the Savannah. That's not too

1:03:11

bad. No. Yeah. They might

1:03:14

show that

1:03:16

one. Greatness of the end of Janice. You're gonna

1:03:18

show her training. Let's see Madison Square Garden.

1:03:20

Yeah. Here's the Well, she should kick

1:03:24

ass there. See.

1:03:26

Beep up. Good use of

1:03:29

the garden. How many seats are Oh, for

1:03:31

all of them. Let's see. That's all

1:03:33

good. I'm hopeful. That's Nashville. Oh, okay. That's

1:03:36

the still hurts. Still hurts. Still hurts.

1:03:38

Do not show Janet that how many

1:03:40

times are we on here.

1:03:42

We understand at the concert tonight,

1:03:44

you'll be dousing girls in the audience with

1:03:46

white

1:03:46

foam. Is that

1:03:47

correct? There's

1:03:49

Madison Square Garden. Oh, it's good. Jackson.

1:03:51

Oh, not too bad. That's the first night.

1:03:54

Not too bad. Oh, the second

1:03:56

night. Oh.

1:03:59

Don't show this one. Do not show

1:04:01

this to Janet.

1:04:02

Oh, hang on. Come

1:04:05

on website. Oh, It's not very good right here. That main

1:04:07

floor. That oh, that mezzanine

1:04:10

yikes. But don't worry, Jan.

1:04:11

It's a Wednesday night.

1:04:14

That we're

1:04:14

gonna tell her. It's just

1:04:15

on a Wednesday night, Janet.

1:04:18

People will fill it in. Don't worry. Yeah. We're

1:04:20

gonna run Two for

1:04:22

one deal, and it's gonna fill us up in

1:04:24

the

1:04:24

second. Yeah. She It might be two for none. I don't

1:04:26

know. It's great. So she's doing in Toronto. It's

1:04:30

gonna

1:04:30

be oh. Don't show this to her. I'm telling you, do

1:04:32

not show this to her. Oh, first of all, it's

1:04:34

gonna be bad.

1:04:35

Look how small of a

1:04:37

venue

1:04:37

that is. Oh, no wonder they're all sold though.

1:04:40

It's not sold. Yeah. But look how small that

1:04:42

fish

1:04:42

is? Me neither. I know they still can't fill

1:04:44

it. That's

1:04:46

wild.

1:04:46

I wanna see a show there. It's super small. Jeez.

1:04:49

Alright.

1:04:50

God, I wish I could get tickets

1:04:52

to that show. Yeah. Let's look at Madonna when when that

1:04:55

starts selling on the twenty seventh. Did

1:04:57

you see the adorable video she put out

1:04:59

of her to Madonna with all her good friends

1:05:01

who I'm sure she paid talent fees

1:05:03

too to show up like Unishumer and Judd

1:05:05

Apital, and Diplo, and was

1:05:08

JZ there? No. Jack

1:05:11

Black, Jack what? Little Wayne Y'all hear it from Andre,

1:05:13

Judd Apatow. I wonder what the town fees were for

1:05:15

all those people. Was she just at a was she just

1:05:17

at a club where these people were? She's just around

1:05:20

a

1:05:21

table. Just sharing time sharing wonderful times and making memories

1:05:23

with all of you. You all know why you're here. All

1:05:25

her great friends. In this room,

1:05:27

all bets her off. This is

1:05:29

tough. Amy Schumer. Oh,

1:05:31

playing truth or dance? Dear there. Dear

1:05:32

bit. Oh, my

1:05:33

goodness. Stupid

1:05:34

movies. Oh, no. With a dare. I

1:05:36

want you to show me with this

1:05:38

spread. How you wake your husband's butt? As

1:05:40

whole. I mean, fuck.

1:05:44

Well, Wayne, You

1:05:46

know, Wayne, I wonder what his talent fee was. That'd be

1:05:48

a lot. Gotta have the same agent. She

1:05:50

did

1:05:51

she declined. She does not -- Eric -- eat her

1:05:53

husband's ass out. Like, sad

1:05:55

and gross. Sad

1:05:56

and gross is very popular right now.

1:05:58

West.

1:05:58

Also known as Who's that? It's

1:06:01

Aircon. Aircon dray. Okay. My

1:06:03

first thought was dip your balls in the margarita.

1:06:06

Let's finish the rest

1:06:06

of it. You're so high bro. I'll

1:06:08

do it. And let's look long. Yes,

1:06:10

you too. Let's dip low

1:06:12

right Just gonna dip his balls in

1:06:15

his

1:06:15

drink. Yeah. No

1:06:16

idea who that is. I don't know. Instead

1:06:18

of LTJ.

1:06:21

Nice

1:06:21

check black there. Because you got a

1:06:24

big talent fee. We do it

1:06:26

on. But kids get talent fees for showing

1:06:28

up for

1:06:30

family pictures. I want you to tongue kiss, check black rice.

1:06:32

Fuck. No way she can do that. There's

1:06:34

no way. Okay. That's so long.

1:06:36

It's fucking

1:06:38

She can't

1:06:39

do that with sexual assault. She has no eyebrows. didn't hear making out.

1:06:41

There

1:06:41

was no consent given. Wait. Here comes

1:06:43

the bigger deal. I

1:06:48

am a different man. Yeah. I'm also a different man.

1:06:50

Yeah. He's your deceased man.

1:06:52

He's through to air. Yeah. Oh,

1:06:54

shut up a towel. The dare is

1:06:57

to create our original photo from

1:06:59

the sex book with you

1:07:01

and Wayne and Jack

1:07:04

and Sedona. Oh. Like, everyone again He's a long actor. Let him

1:07:06

do his thing. Is it ever It's somebody behind

1:07:08

your

1:07:08

booth winger and somebody else is

1:07:10

sucking your head, I think.

1:07:12

It a

1:07:13

little bit to show me Show you what? Nothing now. We're

1:07:14

dogs. There you go. I'm trying to madonna, obviously.

1:07:16

Okay. So who's a little bear?

1:07:20

Who's with Jack Black? I don't know who that guy is. Who's in the

1:07:22

second of the tit, I think?

1:07:28

This is

1:07:32

too wacky

1:07:34

even for Jack Black. Embarrassing

1:07:38

for Jack Black is.

1:07:40

See a little one sucking your head. Jack

1:07:42

Black is behind your ass. You

1:07:44

know what? I have a

1:07:45

lot. This is brilliant. Yeah.

1:07:46

I dare you. Mhmm. To go into our do a world

1:07:49

tour

1:07:49

and play your greatest.

1:07:52

How predictable. Four

1:07:54

decades. Four decades. Yeah. Has in forty

1:07:56

years -- What a great day. --

1:07:58

is in all those

1:08:00

songs? Fuck. Yeah. Just a

1:08:03

couple teenagers sitting around

1:08:05

the table talking. Look outside

1:08:06

all the people getting talent fees

1:08:09

are for this idea. This is where the

1:08:11

That dinner sucks, by the way. There's no food

1:08:13

on the table. Look at these

1:08:15

famous people pretending. You

1:08:18

think

1:08:18

people would come to that show? I'll be

1:08:20

there. No. I don't. I really don't. No.

1:08:23

One a frenzied accountant.

1:08:25

Okay. So the

1:08:26

answer is

1:08:27

fuck yeah.

1:08:27

Does Jack Black, like, do I have to

1:08:29

go? Or is there a talent fee

1:08:31

for going? There

1:08:34

probably

1:08:34

is. I actually contact creator. This is how I

1:08:36

make money. I'm trying to know That's

1:08:39

right. Okay. I'm asking a

1:08:41

serious question. Who

1:08:43

of those people If

1:08:44

any, do you think are

1:08:46

really her friend?

1:08:46

I think you remember. Okay. I believe that. Anybody? Of

1:08:51

those And a little Wayne is her friend. No.

1:08:53

Uh-uh. Jack Black. No way. I

1:08:56

can't see Jack Black.

1:08:58

Eric and Andre, no? No.

1:09:00

No. I don't know who that that

1:09:03

big gay guy was. Oh. He's probably your friend, though. You know what?

1:09:05

That was a bunch of the other

1:09:07

appetites, probably your friend. I

1:09:11

don't think she'd give Judd much of the

1:09:13

time a day. Really? I I don't

1:09:15

know. Maybe. Maybe. That's really He

1:09:17

was a little soft to be her

1:09:19

friend. Really embarrassing. I know it was terrible. I wanna just

1:09:21

send share with you all of you.

1:09:23

I wanna send madonna's birth

1:09:26

certificate to her in the

1:09:28

mail. And make her open it and

1:09:30

see how old she really is. No. I don't think she knows how old truth or dare truth. How old are you? Old Yeah.

1:09:35

She's sixty

1:09:36

four. That she would she would

1:09:38

never admit that. Now I remember when a friend of mine was exactly

1:09:43

It was exactly madonna's age. they were born, like, a week apart

1:09:45

or something, and she used to joke about

1:09:48

it. And She's

1:09:51

sixty five. Yeah. So husband on sixty four now. Does

1:09:53

she act that way? It's kinda weird. Does she

1:09:55

act that way?

1:09:58

No. What? Also,

1:10:01

let's talk about age.

1:10:03

There's quite a to

1:10:06

do over Sean Mendez. If you

1:10:08

remember, Sean, twenty four year old Sean

1:10:11

is very soft. I think

1:10:13

I think this trend's perfectly He dated

1:10:15

Camilla Cabela, who's one of the most attractive young

1:10:17

artists out there. I mean, sure it's

1:10:19

beautiful. Just gorgeous. And

1:10:22

and very successful, very talented, and she's she's done great with her stuff, and he's done really well with his.

1:10:24

Anyway, he's on this mental

1:10:26

health break because, of course, he

1:10:31

could not be asked to continue his tour when he was

1:10:33

feeling so anxious and excited and --

1:10:35

Yeah. -- and bad. So,

1:10:38

anyway, he was seen

1:10:40

going into his home with his fifty

1:10:43

one year old chiropractor, he's only twenty

1:10:45

four. And the reason this is

1:10:47

of interest is because he

1:10:50

hangs out with his chiropractor quite a bit

1:10:52

and the the quote was she's entering

1:10:55

his home with a bag big enough

1:10:57

to hold overnight items, which I thought

1:10:59

I had a funny caption. So it turns out that she she does

1:11:01

work. She tours with

1:11:04

Sean. Yeah. Because,

1:11:06

Gorse, he's twenty four. His back is giving out,

1:11:08

like, all twenty four year

1:11:09

old. His back is just giving out something

1:11:12

horrible, and he needs to be

1:11:14

chiropracted. It's pretty similar basis. Literally you saw. And and then as reading

1:11:16

the story, I'm reading about that she

1:11:18

has many other famous clients, you know,

1:11:22

who require her services because their backs are so, you know, awful, including

1:11:24

Justin and Haley Bieber. Apparently,

1:11:26

their backs are so bad

1:11:29

that she has to

1:11:31

travel with them frequently. In

1:11:33

order to make them able to walk. It's a good griffed.

1:11:35

And Kendall Jenner also could she would she would be in

1:11:37

traction at a hospital right now

1:11:39

if she didn't

1:11:42

have so many visits with this

1:11:44

chiropractor that Any daily adjustments? I

1:11:46

don't know. So a shot of men

1:11:48

is nailing this chick. I thought that

1:11:50

was the

1:11:51

story of the situation. Yeah. Yeah. Which seems

1:11:53

about right because he needs a mommy

1:11:55

figure. Right.

1:11:56

That's what a lot of people were

1:11:58

saying was that He needs a mommy figure.

1:11:59

likely a mom figure to

1:12:02

him. It's pretty much on

1:12:04

brand for how soft yes.

1:12:06

Dude, your mom is hot. She's

1:12:09

good looking. Your mom is her, oh, and I know, because I has done it with

1:12:11

her. Oh, yeah. She's lovely. And if they are together, it's

1:12:13

whatever. Was

1:12:16

that her? Don't mess Oh, what

1:12:18

about your model? Some of my buddies at school, she definitely be boner

1:12:23

of the month. He's pretty pretty cute. Should we

1:12:25

try Bob it, by the way? We have to. He called the

1:12:28

studio twice after

1:12:31

we stopped recording yesterday. So he was he he was trying to get

1:12:33

back on the air. This is very unbrand for

1:12:35

John.

1:12:35

Mhmm. To not be

1:12:38

available when we

1:12:39

call him, then don't care about

1:12:41

the game. I just wanna know about

1:12:44

my dinkling. I too I feel the

1:12:46

same way because I swear it sounds so

1:12:48

much. What not?

1:12:50

Does this sound like John X'Reilly? John X'Reilly? Wait. What's his name? John

1:12:53

X'Reilly. John X'Reilly.

1:12:56

John X'Reilly. Sounds

1:12:59

so

1:12:59

much like him. He's lost

1:13:01

a monthly listener. Oh, no. He's

1:13:04

down to twenty two. Twenty three. I

1:13:06

think he was wasn't he at twenty

1:13:08

four? Busy. Lorena had

1:13:10

taken my dink away. My dinkling, sliced

1:13:16

dinkling.

1:13:16

Why did she cut

1:13:18

off? Why did she go away?

1:13:21

To the

1:13:24

hospital? John, Hey, look.

1:13:26

Where's my girlfriend at?

1:13:27

She's not here. True. She's not here today. She's doing research. She's researching

1:13:30

for your podcast. Yeah.

1:13:33

She's researching. Oh, okay. Hey.

1:13:35

Bring up John's song. John, this

1:13:38

is on

1:13:38

your Spotify. Why is the delay?

1:13:42

Chalked off. Oh my

1:13:43

goodness. You got to make a plan?

1:13:46

No. No.

1:13:46

No. No. We No. It's on

1:13:49

your Spotify. Found the song and we've never talked

1:13:51

to you

1:13:52

about it, so we wanted to ask you. And it looks like it was uploaded

1:13:54

in just two years ago. I thought I thought that Chitbury song was a

1:13:56

flop. 0II

1:13:59

don't know. It's got some monthly listeners, but we think who

1:14:01

is singing on that song? That's

1:14:03

not you singing.

1:14:07

No. No. That's a voice over. Is

1:14:09

it John C.

1:14:12

Riley? It sounds like

1:14:13

a play play. Let John listen to it.

1:14:15

John, we'll we'll take your vote as final.

1:14:17

My

1:14:17

TV was

1:14:18

looking for some familiar app.

1:14:21

He didn't understand

1:14:23

all of the looking. Until

1:14:25

he heard, hey,

1:14:26

there's the dingle way. No.

1:14:28

It's not like

1:14:31

him or not. That's

1:14:34

Chelsea

1:14:34

Riley. This is Andrew. Who is

1:14:37

oh, you're talking about you guys have

1:14:39

a good one too. Yes.

1:14:41

We do. But just to try and You

1:14:44

you guys could've worked in the same thing I went

1:14:46

through if you you made the wrong choice. Oh, no.

1:14:48

No. No. No. We're not knocking. No. No. No.

1:14:50

No. We're not being critical at all. We were just wondering if you guys

1:14:52

went through what I went through. Come on. No. No.

1:14:54

I would go over John. Listen. Don't get

1:14:57

the wrong idea here. We're just trying to figure out

1:14:59

who the voice is on that song because it sounds like John c

1:15:01

Riley. You have nothing to do with that song? I thought

1:15:02

that since it was under your name on Spotify that it was your

1:15:07

song. I that that's all. Well, I

1:15:08

did sing the song in a

1:15:11

movie, you know. But but

1:15:13

that's that's not you

1:15:15

as our

1:15:16

point. It it didn't turn out very

1:15:18

well and it wasn't my idea. Oh, okay. Wow. It's not your fault. I mean no.

1:15:20

I wouldn't blame you if

1:15:23

it was your song. I

1:15:25

think you should contact Spotify and tell him that

1:15:27

someone's being an impostor. Yeah. It's under it's under your name like you're the artist. That's why

1:15:28

we were confused. Yeah. It insinuates that

1:15:30

you make money off of it.

1:15:34

Oh, okay. He in

1:15:37

a lawsuit. Yeah. Do you know John C.

1:15:39

Riley, by the way? No.

1:15:41

I

1:15:42

haven't. You never met him,

1:15:43

but really? No.

1:15:44

I never heard of John C. Riley, but I

1:15:46

know that the original song came from

1:15:49

Chuck Berry.

1:15:49

Was it Chuck

1:15:51

Berry? Yeah. Yeah. Did

1:15:52

you ever meet Chuck Berry? Oh. My my

1:15:55

my dad mom did

1:15:58

Did you really? Oh. Yeah.

1:16:01

Oh, wow. That's

1:16:03

cool. Where? The polyester.

1:16:08

Oh, wow. Alright. Do you, like,

1:16:10

way back in

1:16:11

the day?

1:16:11

Yeah. I think

1:16:14

it was sixty or

1:16:16

the sixties. Okay.

1:16:17

Well, you you got to meet

1:16:19

so many people because you, you know,

1:16:21

you were in Hollywood for a while.

1:16:23

You made movies. Who was the

1:16:25

most who were you most excited to meet of all the people you got to meet? Because you got to meet a ton

1:16:28

of people. Charlie

1:16:32

Sheen. Charlie Sheen. Mhmm. Did you guys

1:16:34

hang out? You stole my girlfriend. What?

1:16:39

Sorry. Yeah. Let's see here. Her date girl,

1:16:41

her name is Dominic Simone. She's

1:16:43

a very

1:16:45

beautiful, you know, column lady. You

1:16:47

know, after the maroon and I

1:16:48

thought I think I I think this you know, I was

1:16:50

of color in. I was real busy. That's what I

1:16:53

meant. Flying around -- It was a robot.

1:16:55

-- shows and stuff in and I

1:16:57

forgot about her. And, I guess, when I came back to the states, you

1:16:59

know, she would think Wait for sure. Do you

1:17:01

think it's winning? Is it fair

1:17:03

to say that that

1:17:06

he stole her if you forgot. Not a

1:17:07

daughter. Well,

1:17:08

I guess, you know, IIII

1:17:11

kind of like I

1:17:13

forgot about her. I mean, did did you have an understanding about

1:17:15

her? I just I

1:17:20

just didn't

1:17:21

I don't know.

1:17:21

It just

1:17:22

did the You

1:17:23

say felt more like neglect, really. Yeah.

1:17:25

Would you say that

1:17:27

what you're doing? She

1:17:31

was upset. She's beautiful,

1:17:31

by the way. John is she's upset. I

1:17:34

I and neglect her, but I didn't

1:17:36

mean to. I just was

1:17:38

real busy. So if you had -- No. Wait. -- if you had really

1:17:40

You know how that is? No. If you got

1:17:42

a man and ever go seriously hard, he's

1:17:44

not paying attention to you, he's not giving you the

1:17:46

love and that you need. Yeah. No. And she is jealous. Is

1:17:48

she the most beautiful girlfriend

1:17:50

you ever had? No. No.

1:17:54

No. No. Yeah. Get out of here. Who was hotter?

1:17:56

No. British girl

1:17:59

I ever

1:18:01

had was Taylor Hayes.

1:18:03

He was a

1:18:04

beautiful brunette from Texas. No.

1:18:06

She was gorgeous. We don't

1:18:09

we don't have Michelle. Wouldn't we

1:18:11

know her would we know her from a movie or

1:18:13

something? I

1:18:14

think I think, well, shoot.

1:18:17

I like like Michelle,

1:18:20

what's crystal gold,

1:18:22

that was her adult film

1:18:24

name. I'm still kind

1:18:26

of really good. So she

1:18:27

wasn't films. I was really into her.

1:18:29

You know? Because she

1:18:30

was she was gorgeous. You know? Crystal

1:18:32

gold. You think she's looking her up right

1:18:34

now? No. You think she's prettier than than the chick that Charlie she installed because that girl was beautiful. This

1:18:37

is crystal gold. Wow. Yeah.

1:18:39

That's the gold one.

1:18:42

We'll talk to the horse trainer.

1:18:44

To the

1:18:45

horse trainer in

1:18:46

Texas, and then she's gotten to

1:18:48

adult films, both modeling, and then

1:18:51

adult

1:18:51

films. Yeah. It seems gorgeous. Yeah. She is. And now did you

1:18:53

meet her from watching one of her films? Is that where

1:18:55

you first came

1:18:57

into contact with her? Yeah. Yeah.

1:19:00

Well, I kinda picked her

1:19:02

out of the catalog. Really? Yeah.

1:19:04

To do the

1:19:06

films. Uh-huh. Oh, Yeah. She was in unconscious.

1:19:08

And and she

1:19:10

ended up being AAA

1:19:13

lot,

1:19:14

you know, pretty hard than, you know, her photos. Was she

1:19:16

beautiful in her pictures? So in other words, you

1:19:18

guys you guys fell in love on

1:19:21

the set. That happens a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:19:23

Yeah. We we we we did each other for a while. Yeah.

1:19:25

Wow. And what was it? You sound like

1:19:27

you really cared about

1:19:29

her. What was it that made

1:19:31

her special

1:19:31

to you? When

1:19:33

she was a country girl, she

1:19:35

was a horse trainer, and she had she seemed like it

1:19:37

was a traditional moment,

1:19:39

you know. Yeah. I

1:19:41

know you like that. With with great tips. And guys like, you know, the woman, you know, how

1:19:43

to be a woman. You know?

1:19:44

Absolutely. No. She definitely knew how to

1:19:46

be a woman and and and she

1:19:51

definitely played a good role

1:19:53

of being a beautiful, you

1:19:55

know,

1:19:55

girl with

1:19:56

a great personality. Now, John

1:19:59

says you have a who's dated who page and that's a

1:20:01

website that shows the team photo of

1:20:03

celebrities and you yourself, you

1:20:05

are a celebrity.

1:20:07

And on there, obviously, Lorraine, because you were married to

1:20:09

her. Crystal Gold is on there. Well, this list is supposed to be all the women

1:20:12

that that the public sort

1:20:14

of knows of that you have

1:20:16

had relations with. Right.

1:20:18

Right. And other stars seem to be Tiffany, Lords, Jasmine Aloha,

1:20:20

and Tabitha Stevens.

1:20:23

Is that

1:20:24

correct? Oh,

1:20:26

yeah. Jasmine. Yeah. David says

1:20:28

Stevens. Yep. Wow. Oh my god.

1:20:30

John, that's some amazing talent. Who

1:20:34

else on the who else is the team focused? You

1:20:36

guys

1:20:36

would have had so much fun that you

1:20:39

guys just hung up with me for a little

1:20:41

while. Oh, it

1:20:42

sounds like -- Yeah. -- Laurie

1:20:44

Wagner's on there.

1:20:45

What? Christina Elliott. And -- Doty Brewer as

1:20:47

well as Joanna Farrell. So

1:20:51

Now,

1:20:51

Dottie Dottie Borr, was she in

1:20:53

the adult industry? That

1:20:55

she I I married her

1:20:57

in a divorce her within two

1:20:59

weeks Oh my god. She wrote a book, she? She

1:21:00

wrote a book. Yeah. Oh, man. That's

1:21:02

sort of a book. So what what

1:21:06

what was the breaking point? I

1:21:07

mean, two weeks is not a long time, but you you knew her before you got married. And

1:21:09

then what happened when you got married? Do you think

1:21:11

she just took

1:21:14

you for

1:21:14

granted? Well, you know, I

1:21:16

think a lot of women that back

1:21:18

then were trying to, you

1:21:21

know, capitalize on your finalized

1:21:23

Yeah. On my feet. And I realized that, you know, when when

1:21:26

they were after the

1:21:27

the gold, not the

1:21:30

love, you know.

1:21:31

Wow. So she was just a phony. Right. To the goldmaker. Yeah. God, this

1:21:33

is a woman. You gotta you

1:21:35

gotta you gotta

1:21:37

find a woman that

1:21:38

are that wanna be with you for you. You know?

1:21:40

That's what I'm looking for details. But

1:21:42

Well, like,

1:21:43

you know, all

1:21:43

that all that fun stuff

1:21:46

and, you know, that, you know,

1:21:48

that's pretty much came to a

1:21:50

halt, I guess. No. No. Was Tracy Lords in

1:21:51

the team photo? Not Tracy Lords.

1:21:53

No.

1:21:54

It was Okay. Lord

1:21:57

Yeah. Now was she was

1:21:59

Tiffany Lawrence? Was she for real? Is she related to Tracy, first of all? Cousins.

1:22:04

Oh, cousins. And did do you think she was real

1:22:07

or was she using you also? She was

1:22:09

using me to get to

1:22:11

get to my manager. What?

1:22:16

My manager ended

1:22:18

up being with her.

1:22:20

Well, he

1:22:22

reduces rate. Jack one took her. Jack Jack one was to or

1:22:24

the captain. And

1:22:27

his son was my

1:22:30

manager. Walter.

1:22:31

Walter, really. But Yeah. Because He he So just

1:22:36

an answer tell it's what it was

1:22:38

kinda dubious. But but he was married. You know, my my my agent was married, and he was playing around

1:22:40

with these beautiful,

1:22:43

you know, girls. Wow. No. I

1:22:45

would be that. I I you know, I was totally against it. No. III didn't like what

1:22:47

he was doing. So Well, yeah.

1:22:49

Still on your girl. I mean,

1:22:52

that's that's outrageous.

1:22:54

How could he if he was

1:22:56

your manager, how could he steal your

1:22:58

girl? That's unbelievable. Well, whoa,

1:22:59

isn't mine? I mean, there was

1:23:01

a lot of girls. I just I

1:23:03

had

1:23:03

a slight few. Oh, I see. Okay. So you had

1:23:06

you had your own Was it was it Jack

1:23:08

Gordon? Mention Latoya, wasn't

1:23:10

he married to Latoya? Isn't that the the wife he would have been cheating on? No. They're captive, like Yeah. Yeah. well

1:23:12

well, his

1:23:13

father was married to Latoya.

1:23:15

Oh, okay. No. So

1:23:19

did you get Sure. John, did you ever get to

1:23:21

hang out with Latoya? Yeah.

1:23:22

We we used to hang out

1:23:26

and go Actually, we

1:23:27

we when Christina was

1:23:28

doing a

1:23:30

playboy deal, the

1:23:33

Toyota was

1:23:35

doing Playboy two. Oh, wow. She's doing play she

1:23:37

was doing playboy video. She looked good

1:23:39

then. Oh, okay. We go on

1:23:41

set a different little different

1:23:44

locations and go eat,

1:23:46

you know, Thai food and stuff. Were you working on that project? No. No. Or

1:23:52

just watching. Well, yeah.

1:23:54

Yeah. It was just just just, you know, they're, you know, trying to stay out of trouble.

1:24:02

It tends to fine. And Latoya, like,

1:24:04

did did Michael ever show up on the

1:24:06

set to to make sure everything

1:24:09

was okay? A little coming

1:24:10

with kids. Look for drugs. Oh, no.

1:24:12

No. No. He was never never land. He does. Well, certainly certainly

1:24:14

you met Heffner when you were there. Right?

1:24:19

Yeah. This is

1:24:19

which one I have sex with me? Well, which which wife?

1:24:21

I

1:24:21

mean, he's had three. I

1:24:23

was like, John. I don't remember I don't

1:24:25

remember which which she was partying.

1:24:27

She was high and

1:24:29

and then you take she wanted to

1:24:31

take me upstairs. I'm like,

1:24:32

what do I do? Take me upstairs. You left me a wiper.

1:24:34

Is it Kimberly Conrad or Kimberly Conrad or Crystal? It must

1:24:38

been Kim Conrad? It

1:24:39

it it it was in nineteen ninety

1:24:41

four -- Yes. --

1:24:42

just Kimberly. And

1:24:43

and and my girlfriend

1:24:46

was out partying

1:24:47

with Jeff. Judd

1:24:49

Nelson. What? No. Judd

1:24:51

Nelson, you know, it

1:24:54

was was there and then and and the

1:24:56

somehow, they they ended up partying together

1:24:59

out in one of the

1:25:01

bungalows. Like, no. No. It it it it

1:25:03

it it it I called I called the

1:25:05

power of attorney and said, okay. I'm I'm not

1:25:07

married

1:25:07

here. Wow. But no the

1:25:10

wedding

1:25:10

and she had started to let her know? Yes. She hear it. Like, look. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you know,

1:25:12

I'm a terrificist, so

1:25:13

traditional guy. I know. It was a great

1:25:16

no one. No.

1:25:19

I'm

1:25:19

not gonna move though, John with the courts. They haven't touched

1:25:20

one. Judd Nelson. No. Stop

1:25:22

me a second. Judd Nelson.

1:25:25

Mister John Wayne Bob, it draws the

1:25:27

line.

1:25:27

That's bullshit. Did you ever hang with I mean, did you guys party

1:25:30

a little bit?

1:25:31

No. Do you forget

1:25:35

him about me?

1:25:44

Mhmm. Here's yeah. That was, like, that's how I can think about.

1:25:46

That's what I thought. Who else would have been around in ninety four

1:25:50

at the Playboy mansion?

1:25:53

Oh, man. So o j? There was a lot of

1:25:55

sluggies were there, and then, you know, they

1:25:59

I don't know. I

1:26:02

remember I had to have, like,

1:26:04

different parties, like, fight parties and stuff

1:26:06

like that. And Tyson was fighting. Oh,

1:26:09

okay. Was it okay hanging out then? I'm not about oh,

1:26:11

yeah. Are you now?

1:26:12

No. No. I'm

1:26:15

like Bill Maher.

1:26:17

Yeah. How about building a you know, Jack

1:26:19

Lemmon, you know, and oh, yeah. Jack. Let me just go on. Jack

1:26:21

Lemmon. It doesn't seem to

1:26:23

fit Jack Lemmon. It's

1:26:27

awesome. Yeah. Jim Brown was

1:26:30

Jim Brown there. Walter

1:26:31

methamphetamine. Wait.

1:26:34

What should've read the playboy. Basically,

1:26:35

it's scarfy, unclosures. They all that that

1:26:38

that, you know, have those friends with

1:26:40

all these old actors,

1:26:42

you know? Yeah. He's gotta get home. They wanna get it laid

1:26:44

too. I've

1:26:45

got guy was there.

1:26:47

Elliott's gold.

1:26:48

Yeah. He was

1:26:49

a lot of me. Thing of, you know,

1:26:52

actors. Whoa. I'm surprised

1:26:54

surprised that Jews wasn't

1:26:56

there or Jim Brown. Jim Brown

1:26:58

seems like you would have been there. Ninety

1:27:00

four is a tough

1:27:01

year for the

1:27:02

juice. That's true. Browning. Browning. That's true. Blue juice. At the at

1:27:05

the mansion, at

1:27:07

the Heps

1:27:08

Place, Actually,

1:27:09

I I met him at the airport. Oh, okay.

1:27:11

And yeah. And he

1:27:14

got off the plane And

1:27:17

Did he recognize you? John, did he recognize you or did

1:27:19

you recognize him? I

1:27:23

recognize him. Yeah. He's a

1:27:25

huge bills fail. Everybody knew John then. John was huge at

1:27:27

that time. But but no one no one wanted his

1:27:28

autograph. I mean, I was I was

1:27:31

I got off the plane.

1:27:34

Outside

1:27:34

of autographs, and I guess he was kinda upset. You

1:27:36

know, wanted to say I don't, but

1:27:38

no one wanted

1:27:39

to do autographs. So I

1:27:41

don't know. Well,

1:27:42

it's kind of a comedown for a great rushing

1:27:44

You know, like, Jim Brown? He he he seemed

1:27:46

like a mean guy, you know. He had some issues.

1:27:49

I think I met to a fraser, and and we

1:27:51

we did AAA new beauty contest together. That's

1:27:53

the beauty beauty contest. Let me guess.

1:27:55

You and

1:27:55

Joe Fraser were

1:27:58

judges. Yeah. Judge

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that underneath a new TV

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contest. Yeah. And that

1:28:03

was the Omar

1:28:05

Campbell. Mark Hamillooq. Luke Skywalker? He was he was a judge. Dude, we

1:28:07

we did AAA

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we call it New Jersey

1:28:15

beauty catching. It was, like, you know,

1:28:18

naked girls.

1:28:18

We're we we are Jonathan,

1:28:22

Janice

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Ian. Janice Ian. What? Janice

1:28:24

Ian. She's singer. She was

1:28:27

a judge. At seventeen. Okay.

1:28:29

K. Got the k k the k k guy

1:28:31

Daniel Garber got to be confused. And he was a judge too. Johnson and Conner. No. And his and

1:28:33

was a work judge.

1:28:36

Okay. So Do

1:28:38

you remember offhand, John? What did you make a nice talent fee for doing that? That's a good gig. You and Joe Fraser?

1:28:43

Yeah. Well, they they

1:28:46

had a it was it was a stern the

1:28:48

the the PIPERView event where they tried to replace the light for

1:28:50

me. Once you said the driver I figured it must be stern.

1:28:54

Wait. Who was it? Who The

1:28:55

KK guy didn't know. Right.

1:28:57

It said it

1:28:58

it was phenomenal. It's like the the

1:29:00

the you know, raised, like, you

1:29:03

know, Hundred grand, I guess. Wow. Now did you invest

1:29:05

that money in in in a

1:29:07

safe place? Amazon.

1:29:08

Oh, yeah. I had I had spend I

1:29:11

had to spend over three hundred fifty thousand legal legal fees.

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