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there you go. We
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had a great weekend at
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the magic bag, the WATP
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show, what a blower.
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Oh, my god. That was great show
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too. The everybody had a great
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time and it was even a crowd. I
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know it was a stellar appearance. You can hear the crowd getting
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very excited there. They were
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like that all night. It was fantastic. And
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I know we'll have a lot more of that coming up.
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But first, the lions just
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finished losing forty eight to forty
2:03
five to Seattle. And
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Eli, where do you wanna start with this? I'm
2:09
gonna give you the call to the day. They're
2:12
not a bad team. They're just not a very
2:14
good team. That just kinda means they're
2:16
an average team, but they
2:18
were extremely entertaining this afternoon.
2:21
They were. It's fun. And against a
2:23
very mediocre this is two very
2:25
average teams Seattle. In fact, Seattle
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came in twenty ninth in
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rushing, twenty first in passing,
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twenty eighth in scoring, thirty first in
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the red zone. and
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they scored forty forty
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eight points. How did why did that how did
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that happen? Well, the online defense was just
2:42
awful today, but, you know, there's a mistake
2:45
galore on both teams,
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but three plays stood
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out when the lions were in a touchdown each
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time and then Khalifa
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Raymond catching fumble mid second quarter.
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So instead of seventeen nine, Metcalf
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Pizza Kuda fifty four yards and they score a
3:01
touchdown there. Twenty four to
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nine. Second half
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just begins. They're within nine
3:08
points, missing an extra point, their
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new kicker, their rookie kicker. Oh, miss two
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extra kick off out of bounds too.
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Yeah. Right. By
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the way, Seattle scored four
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touchdowns and a field goal in
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their first four possessions. Because
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the second bad play was when golf began
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the second half, by throwing the interception
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of the first play a pitch. That's what it is. I read
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that it's the first time in the history of the Seahawks,
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which they had some pretty bad years in the evening.
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It's the first time that they've never punded.
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And they've had some really good here for the first time they've
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never punded. Did we ever stop them?
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Well, well, they miss they shake that one field.
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No. Shanket, they they he's not stopping him.
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He pulled it thirty yards straight. Trust
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me. I know about Shanks and Hawks. I play golf.
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Terrell. And and and the third play,
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They're within eight again in the second half,
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thirty one to twenty three, thirteen
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sixteen, blitz and
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Rashad Penny, send them off the right
4:01
side for a touchdown. So, you know,
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again, they cut
4:05
a one, they the Should've
4:08
Should've won? No. They Didn't
4:11
win. I don't wanna say they blew it because there we
4:13
see. I made a lot of mistakes too,
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but The offense is fantastic, but
4:17
the defense sucks. And
4:19
the audience has got I think about five hundred
4:21
and forty five yards to that team that
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really doesn't do anything that crazy thing.
4:26
theme plays over and over and over
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and they just I mean, I guess if you don't stop
4:30
it, just keep running. And they got a bad rushing with
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their twenty ninth in rushing. There's only thirty two
4:34
teams in the league in the Senate. Gino Smith.
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I mean, he's really a sibling. play
4:39
Gino Smith, and he looked like a
4:41
probe a probe over. He's a he's a ten
4:43
year veteran. By the way, he makes I don't
4:45
wanna knock Jared Goff did not have a bet. We
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disagree on that. I thought he had a pretty good game today. That's
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a pretty good game. Jared Goff makes thirty
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three million, and Smith makes
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three million. Not that that means
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anything other than they have a different
4:57
salary. But Smith is
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Smith is leads leads the league in in percentage.
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He's seventy seven percent coming in. He was
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twenty three or thirty. You know, I the
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lions are are better. I agree with you.
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They're better. I think Dan Campbell
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could last as a coach. They
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seem to have a good general manager. They play
5:14
hard. they're just at this point,
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not very good. And they score forty five points
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without without three of their
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key key offensive players, without -- It's incredible.
5:23
-- without swift. And
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who's the other one? Shark Shark. Shark. Shark. They're
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missing 222 stars. two starting
5:29
offensive lines of line. Yeah. Right. So
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they just Well,
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what what I can say? They're not a bad team. It's
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not a very good team. Well, actually,
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I compare them to the first
5:41
game last year when I thought
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Well, they win one game this year.
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They're that bad. I really wasn't sure they'd
5:47
even win a game. I was impressed they won
5:49
three out of the last eight or whatever.
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Got better. Mhmm. And and now they've started out the season,
5:54
and it's disappointing because
5:56
it seems like it could be easily be two and two.
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Right.
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Sad. But
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I still don't think winning
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six or seven games is out of the question at
6:04
all. No. Listen, they could be three in one. They
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they they certainly could have beaten Minnesota.
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They they had the game in hand and Campbell
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made a very bad decision, as he said,
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on the going from field goals.
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But today's game is one of those games when you look at the
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schedule coming out as if it means anything in the
6:18
NFL because any team can really be in
6:20
any, you know, any given Sunday. But that's one of these
6:22
games. A West Coast team that's not
6:24
very good coming here. You should beat them. should
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be your favorite to beat him. Yeah. You shouldn't beat
6:28
him. What were the lion's favorite by today? Three and
6:30
a half, I think. It was okay. What's
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the latest one? I'm just trying to what happened
6:34
to the defense? I didn't think they were.
6:37
I didn't think they were very good. I
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think having Tracy Walker out is bigger
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than people realized because he's allegedly
6:43
the capsid calls. color. Yeah. The coverage
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changes and whatnot. because who's
6:47
who's number five? He looked lost it. Was that
6:49
rookie? You forget his name. but he
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he looked totally lost especially on the
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thirty six day touchdown run. And Joseph
6:56
another rookie so Kirby Joseph allowed
6:58
to touchdown early on the first touched down.
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I keep reading about how well Okuda is
7:02
playing. I I don't see them stopping anybody
7:04
defensively in the defensive back
7:07
field. Well, Okuda shut down Justin Jefferson
7:09
last last week against the Vikings. I mean, one
7:11
of the league's best receivers. He had one good
7:13
play against Metcalf. He and I were watching
7:15
that weekend. Yeah. Hit hit the ball, man. He
7:17
wasn't He's He has a shot at
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the bar. caught bar is pretty low on him.
7:21
So, yeah, I guess he had a good game.
7:23
Okay. I mean, I can't I can't imagine how anyone in
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defense had a good game today. but I suppose
7:27
someone probably grained it out well. I
7:29
thought Rodrigo and anal zone
7:31
are pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. But
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I don't know. I when you give up forty eight points,
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it's really hard for you to get excited about anyone's
7:38
play. There were just two or three
7:40
touchdowns that Seattle just shouldn't have
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had. But that's the way it go. And they they
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could be three and one, but they're one and three,
7:46
and that's that's the I mean, it's still worse.
7:48
best best best build parcel says you are
7:50
what your record says you are. So
7:53
that's what it is. So what's next week?
7:55
Pat's. The pets. Okay. That's
7:57
another game that could win. Real quick. Drew,
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the pets is it at the pets, by the way?
8:01
Yes. Who's the Patriots quarterback? Is it Brian
8:03
Moyer now? I jokingly asked that
8:05
early injury. He's already out. It is Brian Horst. Is
8:07
he injured? The third guy is zappied. Oh,
8:09
boy. Brian Horst was, like, a
8:11
a sixth year senior in Michigan
8:13
state, and he's been in the league for twenty seven
8:15
years. Hey. That's
8:18
best job, though, back up with that too. I didn't
8:20
think he was that good in college. And
8:22
we'll look at Gino Smith. Gino Smith
8:24
was drafted by the Jets in the second round,
8:26
played played a lot the first two years, and they
8:28
kinda gave up on him. In the last
8:31
eight years, he's only had, like, eight or
8:33
nine starts. He's played for the
8:35
chargers, played for the giants, played for
8:38
but He's a he's a
8:40
veteran. He's savvy. And he knew what to do to beat
8:42
these guys today, and Pete Carroll's agree.
8:45
They don't make him do much, really. They
8:47
make him throw really short balls and
8:49
but he makes good decisions. And and it was a
8:51
gutsy thing they did because they traded Russell
8:53
Wilson. They got five draft
8:55
picks for Russell Wilson, two first
8:57
and two seconds. They got no off
8:59
a fan who scored the touchdown in the game
9:01
to tight end. So five draft
9:04
picks ten first and two seconds. Yep.
9:06
Is that good? The fifth of Wilson.
9:08
Yeah. They I mean, not this year, he isn't playing that well,
9:10
but It was actually a tow total before
9:12
because they traded Wilson in fourth
9:14
round pick, four Drew
9:16
lock, backup quarterback for Denver,
9:18
and then four draft picks. Was
9:20
Wilson that good last year?
9:22
Well, since it I mean, he's all a favorite.
9:24
All a favorite. Yeah. But he doesn't run anymore.
9:26
He's gotten to more legs. That's a lot of two
9:28
first and two seconds. I mean, the line's got too
9:30
first on third, and we're all excited about
9:32
that. Yeah. And he's married to Sierra, who I
9:34
don't really know who she is. I I
9:36
was not Sierra. sierra, isn't
9:38
it? Sierra. Sierra. Maybe
9:40
sierra. Yeah. Sierra is it. You could say sierra.
9:42
It's sierra, SICRRA
9:44
his his wife's name. CIARA
9:47
is a sierra. Sierra singer. Is this
9:49
is this is this about the time the brand that
9:51
plays the intro? Oh, it's not showing my god.
9:57
Sounds like a replay.
9:59
Doctor Yellow
10:02
persists. So
10:02
See it
10:06
my way, and Eli
10:08
Zarate production. I
10:10
They're
10:13
good eyes without a face. It's better
10:15
than bad eyes without a face.
10:17
Right? Let's talk about our college guys.
10:19
Okay. Spartan's played a little bit better.
10:22
But, boy, this you know, I think
10:24
Mel Tucker is kinda like Harbaugh was
10:26
two years ago. Yep. a great
10:28
coach. What happened to him? A
10:30
horrible What happened? Why it
10:32
was great in the NFL. He was great at
10:34
Stanford. And and what happened? And then same thing
10:36
with mail He's eleven and two
10:38
last year. I think they're gonna be two and
10:40
four after next week. They're gonna
10:42
wind up probably four and eight. It's it's kind of
10:44
a kind of a mystery nobody can seem
10:46
to solve. them. Yeah. I I think
10:48
Michigan should kill them at home. Just
10:50
Oh, that's kinda game Michigan lose then. Mhmm.
10:53
No. But No. Usually, they would kill them.
10:55
No. Usually when they're heavily favored. They're
10:57
they're pretty good those games. It's
10:59
the road games where Michigan, I think, can
11:01
sometimes really underperform. But,
11:03
my god, they had two midfield goals on miss
11:05
extra point, and and
11:07
drop passes all over the
11:09
place. Although, Thorne really
11:11
fires the ball at guys when they're not that
11:13
far away. Her
11:17
defense just sucks. Yeah. It's --
11:19
Saturday bad. -- a very unexpected
11:22
collapse by Michigan State. and
11:24
Michigan looked a little bit better. Remember, a little
11:26
dubious after they played Minnesota,
11:28
they kinda snuck by Maryland. I'm sorry,
11:30
Maryland. And then Yesterday played
11:32
very well in Iowa. Not
11:34
j j white j j McCarthy looked
11:36
pretty good. A white quarterback who can
11:38
run. Shades of friend, Tarkington,
11:41
Tim Tivo, Steve Young. I
11:43
still worry about him if he ever gets
11:45
pressured. mean, he may not get
11:47
pressured until the Ohio State came. Yeah.
11:49
But I don't know. He just
11:51
seems like he's kinda happy,
11:53
fity, is quick on his feet. I think they like
11:55
that. That's what No. He is quick on his feet,
11:57
but I think when he doesn't find a
11:59
receiver or sometimes it takes him too long
12:01
to find a receiver. I just haven't seen him under
12:03
any pressure. from the offensive. Oh, yeah. No.
12:05
I feel like he had pressured last week.
12:07
Yeah. A little a little bit. He's He was positioned to
12:09
perform well against pressure. I don't
12:11
think. Last week? Yeah.
12:13
I mean, I want more on them. But looking at that touchdown
12:16
pass, he threw against Iowa.
12:18
First of all, he almost dropped a snap because it
12:20
was a low snap. Which show when he helmet
12:22
to? Touchdown passing in Iowa. He
12:24
dropped running back? To the running back, you
12:26
mean? No. It was
12:28
Yeah. It was at eleven. Yeah. I'm getting
12:30
quarians. Yeah. But yeah. It was beautiful. It
12:32
was a great play by them. No. It was a good play. I
12:34
agree. That was a lot of pressure on the
12:36
rollout. But but to your point, He's
12:39
nineteen. He's a sophomore.
12:41
He's got to he's got to learn
12:43
his his the the game against weak
12:45
opponents. He's going to Indiana next week,
12:47
which is terrible thing that lost in Nebraska.
12:49
I know it's your day.
12:51
So, you know, he's he's had a great in
12:53
kind of an introduction to
12:55
learn the game on the job. And
12:57
and we'll see that he's done fine. I just
12:59
think that my what
13:01
I felt like at of the first three games is
13:03
Michigan is going to win ten games in a row. They're
13:05
going to go ten and o. They're going to lose the last two
13:07
games. And now I'm
13:09
not sure I feel that way because I
13:11
I just I don't know. It's just been a weird newsroom before
13:13
that, you think. No. I I don't know. Not
13:16
necessarily. I just can't tell how good the big
13:18
ten is like iOS no
13:20
offense whatsoever that we have other tier
13:22
two. performed against the number one scoring
13:24
defense. I mean, they put twenty seven
13:26
points up. led by him. scored
13:28
seven after the last turn over to I
13:30
agree that this the the league
13:32
is rather We Although per The what
13:34
Minnesota. I thought Minnesota would Toner Morgan was
13:36
just gonna be an incredible team this
13:38
year. Are they have you looked at the standings in the
13:40
west? Fucking bankers. I mean, they're all one
13:42
in one except for Wisconsin. You
13:44
guys think the big ten is good? I think
13:46
the east is very good. I think I because I
13:48
didn't think Penn State's not legit, but they are. It
13:50
has a reputation for being very good, but we look at
13:52
it. close-up because we're here and and most
13:54
of these teams seem seem really shitty. I have
13:56
to say, I've been watching you always watch
13:58
a lot of Big Ten football, and I'm finding myself
14:01
just bored with big ten football. I don't I
14:03
mean, not because it's terrible or anything. It's
14:05
just the games aren't as exciting. It take four
14:07
hours also. takes a long
14:09
time like everybody else, but it's just
14:12
not like the Alabama Arkansas
14:14
game is like, oh my god. speed of
14:16
this game. No. The SCC is a
14:18
different level. It just is. It has been for
14:20
years. I I got I got two two quarterback
14:22
stories. The first one, I'm watching I'm
14:24
watching some something yesterday and Bryce
14:26
Young quarterback for
14:28
Alabama is doing a Fansville thing
14:30
and I'm saying, this guy is
14:32
making serious, serious, though.
14:34
He's in a national commercial. He's
14:36
got other stuff going on. And
14:38
and he and and this is
14:40
this whole NFL thing. What's
14:43
interesting about it though is that who's to
14:45
say how how important
14:47
other guys on this team are that will make zero
14:49
money, like the offensive lineman. So it isn't
14:51
it isn't what your value is.
14:53
It's what your exposure is. because a
14:55
lot of guys that are great players in this
14:57
respect. He's a heisman trophy winner. Right.
14:59
So he's also in the Heistman trophy ads. Right.
15:01
What's that? The reason
15:03
NIL can't last is
15:06
because of just that reason that
15:08
that the high profile guys are gonna make millions
15:10
of dollars and the other guys that
15:12
protect them and and and play hard and are just as
15:14
important to the team in many ways are gonna
15:16
make, you know, ten grand from a
15:18
local car dealer. Even late Savant is
15:20
complaining about it though. And about every
15:22
player on their team. I think
15:24
it's stupid because, first
15:26
of all, they make so much money
15:28
off this sport. Billions and
15:30
billions of dollars and then they go, are you
15:32
boosted you fucking pay out It's the
15:34
great eleven Fuck. Are you kidding
15:36
me? Listen. They there's a it's
15:38
been passed off that down.
15:40
It's so wild. I has
15:42
been passed off as an amateur sport
15:44
forever and we know it. Yeah. So
15:47
so, finally, subsanity comes into it,
15:49
but it's crazy too, the way old thing works. Well,
15:51
school's the answer is to have the boosters
15:53
pam. That's the answer. The school the
15:55
school doesn't wanna give up any of that TV
15:57
money that No. But they should. Well,
15:59
it's a true name. They should. fucking
16:01
whores these programs are.
16:03
It's not yours. I mean, it ends the illusion
16:05
that their student athlete. instead
16:08
of athletic. It's not an illusion.
16:10
It is an illusion. It's always been an
16:12
illusion. Yeah. But
16:14
they I mean, always say it. But they
16:16
got away with it. There's the backup defense
16:18
of Takaloo's got a four point zero and
16:20
edge Dude, how about these two
16:22
athletes? Two other
16:26
obviously, the other big quarterback story, which
16:28
is really just what football is
16:30
all about, which is out. dangerous it is, how
16:32
brutal it is, how
16:35
concussive it is this whole to a
16:37
tagli a bite.
16:39
I gotta tackle the I gotta tackle the old,
16:41
attack the old, attack the old. Set it a thousand
16:43
times. The he gets he's what
16:45
what are they called? They call it gross motor instability.
16:48
when he was tackled against the bills. Mhmm. It was
16:50
like brand member Brandon Peters when
16:52
when when he got against
16:54
Minnesota. And and and Brady Hope didn't
16:56
didn't notice it or didn't take him out of the game. So
16:59
this is but they're and they work by the way, they
17:01
fired today -- Yeah. -- the
17:03
the neurotrauma guy who cleared
17:05
him He only missed three plays against Buffalo,
17:07
and then he plays four days later. Like,
17:09
can I ask you something? Why was
17:11
no one mad until he got hurt in
17:13
the second game? They were. they were
17:15
questioning all week long, questioning all week long,
17:18
because he he's
17:20
clearly got a concussion. He's
17:22
staggering he can't stand up. He's he
17:24
barely can sue. Why wasn't the doctor fired
17:26
before this game? Well, I don't know. I
17:28
don't know that. But I mean,
17:30
wasn't it matter that when he got hurt again, they went,
17:33
hey, we're mad about last week, this week
17:35
now. Maybe they Or they're mad about last week,
17:37
last week, maybe they had to fire him
17:39
because of the second incident. Yeah. Somebody
17:41
because he's gonna feel free. Exactly. What sometimes if
17:43
he didn't get hurt this week, nobody cares. One of
17:45
the big rumors -- Mhmm. -- at Michigan with the whole
17:47
Doc Anderson thing, we talked about it on
17:50
this show or the other show he used to do is which name I
17:52
keep on forgetting, no film through sports.
17:57
Was that figure out figure out what I was gonna
17:59
say. But but doctor Anderson and
18:01
Doctor Anderson on the field. Yeah. What? That
18:03
he would keep people on the field -- Yeah.
18:05
-- whereas the trainer wouldn't. So this
18:08
doctor allowed him to stay on the field.
18:10
That's why they're investigating the coach who
18:12
claims it's Mike McDaniel.
18:15
that he should have done something about it, but he
18:17
says, no. The doctor said he's okay.
18:19
So the doctor they paid to make sure
18:21
the guys can play they have to fire. So
18:23
Rodney Harrison, you know. Rodney Harrison, right, played
18:25
for the Patriots. He's a commentator. Now he
18:27
was talking about how players Even
18:29
when he was playing, they would get hit and go
18:31
down and they would grab their ankle because they
18:33
didn't want people to think that they were
18:36
concussed. So but the the the and that kinda
18:38
defeat the fucking carpet. The players
18:40
wanna play. They don't wanna go out of the game.
18:42
Two, it didn't say, man. In a little
18:44
bit. I I must have a concussion. You
18:46
know, listen. Member, our good buddy, Spellman.
18:48
The the great story. He was at the ninety four season.
18:50
He played with a torn peck. He had
18:52
a torn pectoral muscle. all
18:54
his internal bleeding. And Dexter
18:57
Busy, who was in charge of making sure
18:59
that the players dressed properly, he
19:01
would have to come off the field after every
19:03
series and changes Jersey because it had
19:05
blood on it. Oh, wow. But he but he but this is
19:07
what players do. And and and a lot of pressure
19:09
on doctor Busy. You
19:11
know, it's it's it's kinda like aids.
19:15
It's kinda like aids. It's kinda like
19:17
smokers. I'm thirty five.
19:19
I smoke two packs a day. I
19:21
feel great. you know, you haven't got lung cancer
19:23
yet because you're you're young, but given another
19:25
thirty years and that's what these guys are, they
19:27
they they play this game brutalizes
19:29
their bodies. Did you see the I don't know if you saw the
19:31
hull of Blue about JJ Watt today.
19:35
So JJ Watt heard some of them. They leaked some
19:37
story got leaked out about how he had an
19:39
heart issue last Wednesday went to the
19:41
doctor took care of it, and he was playing
19:43
today. everybody was up in arms, and
19:45
JJ Watt actually tweeted out before
19:47
that, hey, some of my personal medical issue
19:49
got out there. So I'm gonna tell you what happened.
19:51
My heart went into AFib and they
19:54
shocked it, which honestly I know I
19:56
know people with AFib. How that big a
19:58
deal? And so he's like, I'm fine. I've been
20:00
monitored. That's why I'm playing today. everybody's
20:02
losing the collective mind. Why is everybody answering
20:04
stuff on social media? Well, what
20:06
the fuck is going? It's annoying for him
20:09
because how did that get out? I mean, that's what I'm interested in.
20:11
How did his personal medical information? Everything gets
20:13
out. What did I don't know who put it out, but I
20:15
saw it from who's the ripped
20:17
dude on Fox in morning, Jay
20:20
Glaser. Jay Glaser had it. So I don't know
20:22
if he picked it up from someone or
20:24
Half the shit that get out gets out is
20:26
fake. is that a real and then the real shit gets
20:28
out and you don't know which is which. A
20:30
life spread faster than the truth. Right? Yeah. He
20:32
has to answer it. One other one I got
20:35
is two other But quickly, this
20:37
MVP thing in the American league is fascinating. I I
20:39
don't think judge hit his sixty second today.
20:41
It's it's a Sunday afternoon and
20:43
I checkings. Are we breaking in for his bass today?
20:46
Somebody Really weird. Somebody compiled
20:48
compiled his stats of when they break into
20:50
college football games. He
20:53
is two for twelve, seven walks, seven
20:55
strike outs, one hit by pitch with a
20:57
slash line of 181536
20:59
pitch itself. What a shape? So, yeah,
21:01
there he goes. Why did he wake him in when when the people
21:04
hit seventy three? I don't
21:06
know. Right? because he's a Yankee. That's a great
21:08
that's a great question. In fact,
21:10
Somebody said seventy. Somebody said sixty five. Yeah.
21:12
But as an old timers As
21:14
an old timer, to me, in the pre
21:16
steroid ish era, Sixty
21:19
one is the record. I don't count we don't care
21:21
about you. You don't care about you. You don't care about
21:23
Jeremy Sosa spending money. Jeremy Sosa
21:25
did over sixty three times.
21:28
You got Maguire.
21:30
It's so to me, sixty one
21:32
is kinda kinda the record, but here's
21:34
a question for you. O'Tani,
21:36
who is a reigning MVP, is
21:38
having a better year. He has
21:40
got a war of nine point seven, which
21:42
I think was more the entire Tiger team put
21:45
I don't know. So it
21:47
also He's with the he's with the entire
21:49
time. He's with I'm I'm curious what they're
21:51
open what their war is. I don't think it's more
21:53
than fifteen the whole day. Does he have forty home runs?
21:55
he's got third I think thirty four, thirty five, and he's got, you
21:58
know, he's got ninety three RBIs.
22:01
What is pitching numbers? Fifteen
22:03
wins, two thirty five ERA.
22:05
And two thirty five. What what is the
22:07
judge judge has got a a war of ten point
22:09
six, and if it hits the sixty second, you gotta
22:11
give him. But you see, it's the difference between
22:13
the most valuable player and
22:15
then they change it and basketball to the most outstanding player. Because the
22:18
most valuable player is judged
22:20
because what value did O'Tany and
22:22
trout give you an angel zero? So
22:24
but it is the MVP. But they gave them value. I
22:26
feel like it's a lot like when Miggie
22:29
wanted over Mike trout. Member trout had that
22:31
great year. Yeah. All
22:33
the advanced stats loved him and but maybe
22:35
I think that was his troubled crown here.
22:37
Yeah. Yeah. And the Tigers did well. Right.
22:39
They'll try to have thirty eight home runs this year
22:41
in four hundred and forty eight bats. That's
22:43
like one every twelve at
22:45
bats. Pretty fucking incredible. And
22:47
he was hurt. I know. You gotta
22:49
really screw that back. Those two guys need to go to a different
22:51
team. And the last story, of course,
22:53
the the happy story of the week is a hundred and
22:55
seventy four, trample to death
22:57
in Indonesia. at
22:59
a soccer game. They lowered it. They lowered it. It's
23:01
only about a hundred and fifty deaths. Oh, but there's
23:03
a hundred people in the hospital that that only
23:05
What goes on at these sites. See the video game, it must have been really important
23:07
if that many people got trampoline dialed.
23:10
Did you see the video? No. The home team the home
23:12
team lost three to two, and
23:14
their fans demanded that
23:16
management explain. Wait. They play the game. A hundred and
23:18
seven people traveler. Now we gotta play the game. It's
23:20
too fucking important. That's why these people died. They would want us
23:22
to play the game. That's what they would
23:25
want. I mean, it was already done. You
23:27
couldn't stop it. Why why wouldn't you
23:29
play? Seriously, a hundred a hundred
23:31
seventy people have trample of death and they played the game. What was
23:33
it was after the game? But who didn't play the
23:35
concert and Cincinnati was after those after those
23:37
after the What what is interesting about the video and a
23:39
lot of it's in some foreign language? I don't know
23:41
what it but you see just all these
23:43
people run onto the field. They mill
23:45
around for a while. And I've never seen people
23:47
vacate a field so quickly too because I
23:49
don't know if they repair a military who these
23:51
cops were. that just started fire Then
23:53
they started firing tear gas into the
23:55
stands which created more panic. So
23:57
the fans trample the fans or the military
23:59
trample the fans or they either kill the fan. The
24:01
fans trampled themselves, thirty four diabetes stadium.
24:03
Both getting on and getting off. Oh my
24:05
god. But the video is wild. Yeah. The
24:07
the writing, I I did I did not see the video.
24:09
The fucking soccer game Hell yeah. Lilly.
24:12
Oh my god. Yeah. Fans were emotional. I
24:14
saw the emotions here in the studio. Mark
24:16
was getting emotional over the lines
24:18
game is getting emotional. We we continue a little bit
24:20
of the the Indonesian stuff, but it's still
24:22
persistent. Oh, they don't have much else. Okay. I gotta ask
24:24
you, did you watch Billmar Friday
24:27
night? No. I take I watched the one the week before who
24:29
did you Omar spent about ten minutes some about
24:31
how ridiculous it is that the the Celtics coach
24:33
has suspended for a year for having a
24:36
consensual sexual relationship. I've
24:38
been saying that all along. How
24:40
can you suspend a guy for a year for
24:42
having consensual sexual relationship
24:44
because of a power dynamic. Did you hear
24:46
the update on it by the way? No.
24:49
So remember we heard that there were
24:51
multiple rules that he broke you're thinking, wow, he must have done a
24:53
lot of Well, I thought he maybe banged other
24:55
chicks. Well, he thought something bad.
24:57
Right? Yeah. No. I think he just used some
24:59
some some used crude
25:02
language with the woman in
25:04
question prior to starting the relationship.
25:06
The consensual relationship? Yeah. But he
25:08
used bad language. So a lot.
25:11
I don't know. I would I would think the essential sex
25:13
after the crude so the crude language obviously meant
25:15
little to her. Why are we mad in her behalf? She
25:17
was mad. She was happy enough fucking
25:19
mind. But if the relationship becomes consensual, doesn't that
25:21
kinda wipe the the whiteboard
25:23
kind of the Kroger mark? Are you insinuated
25:25
the NBA as to woke
25:28
that they're going after what they think is the right thing. Dude, that's
25:30
it. Do you see what it is? That's crazy.
25:32
Fox like a dream Oliver. Did you
25:34
see Antonio Brown is a
25:37
helicopter ring his dick in a pool in Dubai
25:39
-- Right. -- over the weekend. Why is every why
25:41
is there video of every is there video of this right
25:43
now? Can you do anything like
25:45
that? Okay. Antonio Brown sexually
25:47
assaulted multiple women. He stuck he's
25:49
his girlfriend though. serious breaking news on
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Stand by for some booming breaking
26:01
news. What? I should have waited for the
26:03
interview. allegedly stuck his ass in the
26:05
woman's face he laughed about
26:07
it. Yeah. But he pulled his dick out. He
26:09
exposed himself in public in
26:11
Dubai. He could have been stoned
26:13
to death He was pulling on his wehner too, but it's
26:15
big. But, nonetheless, that's a
26:17
public pool. Here it is. Yeah. Let's see. I'm
26:19
not upset about it. Don't get the
26:21
wrong idea. but he has saw he blew
26:23
a load on Chick who was painting in his
26:25
apartment. So there he's he's naked in the pool,
26:27
so that must be allowed also. No.
26:29
It's not allowed. That's Dubai. What
26:31
is it? What's he doing? Anyway, no,
26:33
he's nuts. But remember
26:35
all the women who said he sexually assaulted
26:37
them and he said they're all hires and
26:39
yet we have video him throwing bags of dicks at
26:42
his the baby mama of his what his
26:44
three kids. I thought he had a pretty compelling
26:46
argument, though, responding to this.
26:48
did you see his tweets? I did not. He
26:51
wrote every chance they get to sway the heat
26:53
off themselves, they use me. So I don't
26:55
know who they is. Oh, he's so full of shit
26:57
now. In the video, you
26:59
can clearly see she runs off of
27:01
my swim trunks. If rolls were reversed,
27:03
the headlines would read e b having a
27:05
wild night with nude female. Yet
27:07
when it's me, it automatically becomes
27:09
a hate crime. He's
27:12
pulling his He's pulling on his dick
27:14
in one of the pictures. Gretchen is pretty
27:16
far too. People who are It's
27:18
crazy. It's crazy to me
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that even I retire, there's disinformation coming out about
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me. Ironically, during a time when the
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NFL's getting heat for allowing
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players to play when they're clearly concussed.
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Oh, what about what about Why are
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act like they care so much about these
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concussions as guys are blowing their heads off
27:41
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so going back to the Indonesian
31:32
soccer match. Oh, Boris. Well,
31:34
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31:36
playing. Right? The one team has beaten the
31:38
other team twenty straight times. They
31:41
lost, so their supporters
31:43
ran onto the field to yell at the
31:46
players wanting to know why they lost the
31:48
game. Wow. So,
31:50
naturally, security moves in to to protect
31:53
the players. and two, I guess,
31:55
two of the security guys got
31:57
killed in the melee. And so that's
31:59
why they launched all the tear gas. Thus, creating
32:01
the reverse, you know, running away
32:03
from him, running off. Why is soccer
32:05
so stupid? I was gonna say
32:07
that's a wild story. Just really
32:09
dumb to me. Yeah. Just dumb. You
32:12
know, we left off on
32:14
let's see. It was
32:16
the Monday show. when
32:19
we talked to the parent from
32:21
Dearborn. And, you know, it was really
32:23
interesting because I found
32:25
this to happen a lot with things. I
32:27
had people who were calling
32:29
in and telling about things in their school
32:31
district. We had somebody in the
32:33
borderline from the Celine school district
32:36
where it was specifically printout.
32:39
You do not need
32:41
parental consent to change your name or
32:43
pronouns in the
32:44
yearbook. Oh,
32:46
it's like the it's like the XFL, so could somebody be he
32:48
hate me in the yearbook? I hate the
32:50
week. Yeah. They could because
32:53
Well, I parents don't usually think this is
32:55
very fun when someone tells them to change they
32:57
can change their name or their
33:00
pronouns. With the school, but
33:02
they don't really have anything to do with it.
33:04
I don't know. It's really to me, that's really
33:06
weird, really fucked up. And, you know, when when
33:08
she said, I
33:10
said, well, how many people, you know, are with
33:13
you? How many what? How many kids do
33:15
that? Who cares? The fact that the school
33:17
is telling them that they can do it
33:19
would piss me off. And I imagine
33:21
it probably pisses off ninety six percent of
33:23
the parents, as she said. And this
33:26
is what what's going on is it seems like so much
33:28
of this is based on this tiny group
33:30
of people and these rules will make
33:32
so many other people upset and
33:34
And rarely does it come up, but when it does,
33:36
it's like, why why? Why
33:39
would you tell students that they can do that?
33:41
Yeah. Here's the actual letter
33:43
that went out and it's for the students and it says,
33:45
if you go by another name or pronoun other than
33:47
what is listed, please submit
33:50
The name pronoun change form. The forms
33:52
can be found at the first floor main office
33:55
once completed. Turn it into mister
33:57
Volrath at C147
33:59
and then it's got at the very bottom, you
34:02
don't and don't is a
34:04
uppercase. You don't need parental
34:06
consent to change your name. Why?
34:08
Why this role?
34:09
I'm guessing the idea is that
34:11
if you're somebody that wants to
34:13
transition or whatever, you would even
34:15
make you feel safer if
34:17
your parents don't lie. I'm I'm assuming that is
34:20
the Why why is the school always know the
34:22
right decision, but the parents don't know the right decision
34:24
with their own child? or they don't they don't
34:26
know their kid. The school knows the kid better than the
34:28
parents somehow. That's
34:30
pretty ridiculous.
34:32
I don't
34:33
understand what they're saying. They want the I'm I'm
34:35
Well, the explanation maybe what are the explanations? I just
34:38
think it's stupid. Whether they believe they should
34:40
do it or they obviously, they believe they should do it. I just
34:42
think it's stupid. whatever the
34:44
reason is, it's absurd to tell
34:46
people that they can do things without their
34:48
parents like change
34:50
their names, What?
34:50
Why would you even
34:51
offer such a thing? What advantage does
34:53
that have other than pissing
34:56
off parents? another
34:58
story this weekend. Same thing,
35:00
schools. This is the kind of stuff I
35:02
think just kills the
35:04
the democrats. because all this gets
35:06
lumped in with the democrats, because there's not a
35:08
Republican in the world that agrees with any of this, and
35:10
there's a lot of people in the middle who go, what
35:12
the fuck? And honestly, if you read
35:14
a story on this, I guarantee
35:16
you, it doesn't matter where you read it because lately,
35:18
I got my script to the Washington Post.
35:20
And the New York Times, And, honestly,
35:22
there's a lot of stuff going on the left that they don't agree with at all
35:24
when you read the comments in those publications. And
35:27
one of them was this
35:30
volleyball team in Vermont. Did you
35:32
guys read about this team?
35:34
No. They have a up on
35:36
Vermont volleyball. Well, it's a
35:38
news story. It doesn't really do with being a Vermont
35:40
volleyball fan. I did see
35:42
it. They are now
35:44
making the Entire volleyball team changed somewhere
35:46
else because they're angry
35:48
about changing around
35:50
a dude. They don't change around
35:52
a dude, and the dude apparently made some well,
35:54
dude. Okay. It's a it's a female.
35:56
It's a transitioning
35:58
a male to female. Correct? I
36:01
assume so. You can use their locker
36:04
room. And they're uncomfortable with
36:06
this. And so they basically said, you're
36:08
all wrong, so you go change
36:10
somewhere else. Why isn't how long does it take this girl that transitioning
36:12
to use the locker room? Just fucking
36:14
use it, get out. to
36:17
go to a totally different point. I think they feel
36:20
they don't wanna change they don't
36:22
wanna share a locker room without someone who has a
36:24
penis, so they're making
36:26
the remainder. of the team. I'll switch in a single stall
36:28
bathroom, so it's taking him thirty minutes
36:30
to change all the girls.
36:32
Because now it's
36:34
just this and I'll just Dude's locker room. Yeah. And the
36:36
school says, oh, there's plenty of places to
36:38
change. So, you know, let's all worry about this
36:40
one person who, by the way, they said
36:42
made rude comments also,
36:44
they they kind of implied that the one person
36:46
is really enjoying this. Just statistically, why
36:48
doesn't that person use the smaller
36:50
bathroom? because they're because we're
36:52
protecting that person at all times. the right. Fuck
36:54
everyone else. Of course. All we care about is
36:56
the one
36:58
person. Yeah. So, god, I made a list of There were so
37:00
many stories this week where I was, like, wow, this is I
37:02
thought the right was trying to blow the midterms
37:04
when over
37:06
this abortion issue? Because, honestly, I think that's a loser
37:08
for the Republican. And
37:10
everyone is campaigning on abortion now.
37:13
And I'm like, got the right. Really fuck this up
37:16
because between well, a number of
37:18
things I thought there the right should do very well
37:20
in the mid But then abortion came
37:22
up and I'm kinda like, I don't know. The polls look
37:24
like they're a lot closer, although I I don't
37:26
even know whether I believe polls anymore. But I think they're
37:28
probably true in
37:30
some respects. So let's see. What else
37:32
happened? Where I felt like the left is it's
37:34
almost like they're trying to throw it back.
37:37
Oh, okay. The Farmington
37:39
High School students
37:42
walked out over getting rid of homecoming
37:44
King and Queen in favor of gender
37:47
neutral royalty. And
37:49
the principal and this email got out, this
37:51
is what I guess really got
37:53
people pissed off. The principal told the teachers
37:55
to use your straight white privilege to
37:58
support this. Good. Because the
38:00
students were pissed They couldn't have a
38:02
homecoming king and queen. So now
38:04
the t the principal is telling them to you you're
38:06
you're straight my privilege to to support the
38:09
gender neutral royalty so the students walked out over the email. Why
38:11
does it have to be gender neutral? Just let whoever wants
38:13
to be a king or queen. Be a king or
38:15
queen. It gives a shit. I don't know.
38:17
I mean, who knows? had Kamala Harris
38:20
who said federal aid for the hurricane should go
38:22
to communities of color first
38:25
And then someone said, what about women? And she
38:27
said, and women. So they're gonna
38:29
actually select who owns who's a female that owns
38:31
a home in this block? and
38:33
they would help that person first, I guess.
38:35
I mean, that's fucking stupid.
38:38
Stupid. Yeah. Then there was the code that should be
38:40
done geographically. Yeah. I think it
38:42
should be Generally speaking, everybody's kinda fucked in a hurry. I mean, it was
38:44
to be done by Who's the most fucked
38:46
geographically? Exactly. And then we have
38:48
the Coast Guard. This this is a great
38:50
story, I
38:52
thought. This this story just says so much about the
38:54
last three years. This
38:56
guy in the coast guard
38:58
in Florida rescued. He's
39:00
a diver, and he rescued a number of people. There were
39:02
some video of his rescues too. Did you see this story,
39:04
Brandon? I did not. Okay. So
39:06
Anyway, he his apparently was so spectacular because
39:09
there was video footage of it.
39:11
He was congratulated by Joe
39:13
Biden. In fact, think he
39:15
was congratulated in person.
39:18
And it turns out this guy
39:20
who did this incredible work
39:22
is about to be fired for
39:24
not being back. And now
39:28
in his just
39:30
to sort of give you an idea what kind of person he
39:32
is, he did not bring
39:34
this up when Joe Biden congratulated him, which I thought, you know, there's that's
39:36
actually a fairly classy -- I see. --
39:38
who could have been an asshole about it.
39:40
But but now, of course, people are being an
39:42
asshole about it. on his
39:44
behalf and he's pissed about it
39:46
too because he's he looks
39:48
to me like he's about thirty
39:50
years old. He never needed to be
39:52
vaccinated. He doesn't need to be vaccinated.
39:54
The vaccine doesn't do all the things
39:56
they told you. It did in the
39:58
first place. You
40:00
can still get COVID with a vaccine. I don't
40:02
think his decision was nearly
40:04
as outrageous as people
40:06
suggested it was at the time
40:08
But anyway, I guess he still won't get vaccinated. And he has they
40:11
said he was days away from being
40:13
fired. Now the only thing the
40:15
guy did say was Nobody
40:18
that I saved wanted to know if I
40:20
was vaccinated. I don't think they cared. Yeah. If I
40:22
was vaccinated or not. He was just
40:24
extremely good at
40:26
his job. But anyway, that's that's to me is another
40:28
loser. Let's see what else is
40:30
on the list. The Celtics
40:32
coach, I thought also was
40:34
just stupid. Oh, this
40:36
one this is this is
40:38
really I don't I don't know. Maybe this
40:40
doesn't Yeah. This is kind of a lefty
40:42
thing. The Apple executive
40:44
who was fired because he
40:46
was out driving his five hundred thousand dollar
40:48
Mercedes, and there's this TikTok
40:50
guy named Mac asks people that aren't expensive cars, hey,
40:53
what do you do for a living? I've been
40:55
watching this together. Yeah. Yelled that
40:57
a soccer player's kid. Yeah. Born.
40:59
He said he was a
41:01
chef. Yeah. But she is
41:03
not. So he asked this Apple executive,
41:05
what do you do when he saw his expensive I guess,
41:07
a five hundred thousand arm Mercedes, and
41:10
he says, I drive rich cars, I golf, and I find all big breasted
41:12
women, which is a quote from the only
41:14
arthur. Okay. Now
41:16
I believe only Matt's got it.
41:18
I guess the guy did not realize that this
41:21
is a huge TikTok account. Yeah. Would so would
41:23
you? So anyway, he's been
41:25
fired from Apple.
41:28
for making his quote or what? Africa. Under what For his
41:31
big breasted women, for a big black
41:33
breasted yeah. Okay. his
41:36
own volition unless they No. No. No.
41:38
No. Well, then just the thing to
41:40
say. Yeah. They're like, he's he's stepping down.
41:43
Yeah. I no. I think there's a lot of pressure. You should go work
41:45
on TikTok. Here this is
41:48
the incredible thing is that
41:50
Apple said they
41:52
received several hundred complaints
41:54
from employees. Oh, yeah. Well, sure.
41:56
Right? As in So can you
41:58
imagine being Internet has a way to
42:00
mobilize And seeing some joke some
42:02
guy making a joke about his car and calling human
42:05
resources several hundred people.
42:07
What the fuck is What?
42:10
People
42:11
get alarmed.
42:17
All all these virtue signaling weak.
42:20
It's a fucking joke.
42:22
I'm
42:23
sure the guy will
42:26
be okay. You he's
42:27
a five hundred thousand dollars Mercedes. But Jesus Christ. Anyway,
42:29
you know, all this I made
42:31
this list after reading all
42:33
the email from people regarding the
42:36
Dearborn woman. What was her name,
42:38
Brandon? Oh, god. Is
42:40
it in Bridgette? something.
42:42
You mean alone? Is it Bridget?
42:44
Anyway, she was angry about
42:46
some books and library. Stephanie Butler.
42:48
A lot of people were like who cares about
42:51
books? Well, yeah, that when they kick out the Huck fin and
42:53
all that stuff, you know, people go, oh,
42:55
yeah. Nobody complains about it. But for some
42:57
reason, when she doesn't
43:00
want this This semen in the
43:02
seaman in the mountain do can, you
43:04
know, getting to drink it to cartoon,
43:06
then people go, oh, what a bitch?
43:09
So anyway and then other people are saying that That's
43:11
not true. Everything she said is fake. And
43:13
then other people were trying to provide evidence that
43:15
it is true. So I don't
43:17
know how you're supposed to argue back and forth about this
43:20
stuff. When people insist that everyone's making
43:22
it up or I mean, no one can seem to
43:24
go to the center. Everybody wants everything to be
43:26
the way they want it be. They don't realize that
43:28
everybody's different from them. But
43:30
people matter what side you're on, it's fucking
43:32
annoying. People act as
43:34
if there's no way to know if anything
43:36
is true. if students are going to a school, I think there's a way to get to the
43:38
truth of what is in the
43:40
library or what is being taught or what is not being taught.
43:42
I saw the same
43:44
thing happen In the
43:46
I think it was the governor's race in Virginia
43:49
where one of the people
43:51
was running against critical race theory
43:53
and the other candidate, the Democratic candidate,
43:55
saying nobody teaches it. And
43:58
then, of course, people started providing not only proof
44:00
of it, but I think they provided
44:02
some video of critical race
44:04
theory being taught in certain schools. It
44:07
wasn't very many. But
44:09
the argument was It's not even being done. What are you talking about? But,
44:11
I mean, honest to God, when you can't even
44:14
know, why is this so hard
44:16
to know? It either is or
44:18
it isn't. But people
44:20
just wanna argue back and forth and
44:22
oh my god. And knowing.
44:24
And then we have and
44:26
I'll I'll discontinue the woke section of the
44:29
pro of the program or the anti
44:31
woke section. Brannick, can you can you
44:33
play the video from
44:36
deconstructing Karen? I actually didn't know what to do but laugh watching this. This is a
44:38
movie. A documentary is very popular, I
44:40
guess, about white women who
44:42
pay twenty five hundred dollars to go
44:44
to dinner to
44:46
have black women call them racist and point out what
44:48
racist there. They pay twenty five hundred
44:50
doc dollars to go, and they made
44:53
them doc gumentary about it. Can you fucking believe
44:55
this? No. Listen to this. You've spent too much money
44:57
more than anything. You know what I
44:59
expect of white women, not
45:01
a damn thing. nothing.
45:04
I expect nothing of you because
45:06
you have never given you. Well,
45:08
give
45:08
me my money back. can't trust you.
45:11
Okay? I am a
45:13
liberal white woman. We are
45:15
absolutely the most dangerous
45:17
women
45:17
out there. more of the most dangerous
45:20
women that exist
45:21
because we want to think that
45:23
we are better. White women have abused
45:26
your self
45:28
beliefs. Why do we have to hold your hand? Can't we just tell
45:30
you, hey, you guys have hurt
45:32
us. This is what you've done.
45:35
Now make it right. I
45:37
have this discussion with people that I
45:39
know, friends, lawyers, everybody, and they'll say, well,
45:41
Regina, you know, there are some good
45:43
white people, and I'll go, well, what have the
45:46
good white people been doing for the last
45:48
four hundred and fifty years?
45:49
Nobody lives four hundred years. Sure.
45:52
Ladies.
45:52
Obviously, it's not enough because nothing has
45:55
changed. So I want a show of
45:57
hands of everyone at this
45:58
table who
45:59
has raised They all raise their
46:01
hands except for one person. What
46:04
about your racist, by the
46:06
way? Actually, two
46:07
yeah. One late come, some
46:09
raised them late. So
46:10
I saw a couple people surprise that I
46:12
raised my hand. When
46:13
I said that I was racist, I
46:16
am racist against
46:18
black people. So it's
46:19
Shame on institutional. Indians
46:21
are institutionally
46:22
racist against
46:24
black people. I don't see
46:26
color. I don't how she said,
46:28
I'm I'm blinded to color. Like, it doesn't -- Oh, you're right. -- she
46:30
said the one thing. Yeah. When we
46:32
bleed, we bleed red, I'm
46:35
just gonna drop the bomb here. That's white
46:37
supremacy. Our blindness
46:40
is white supremacy. You do
46:42
not teach your kids to be color blind. Do
46:44
No. I'll say this
46:45
in some certain Don't say that
46:46
that I don't see the color of your skin and
46:49
we cut ourselves open. It's bleeding red. If
46:51
you're going to cry, leave
46:53
the table and go into the living room
46:56
there. It's right there. When a white woman
46:58
starts crying, what happens?
47:00
All the attention has to do right
47:02
no matter. when I was in Charleston, South Carolina last summer,
47:04
I get into my lift and
47:05
the guy turned around and looked at me and
47:07
he said, lady, because I hate to have to
47:09
say this to
47:12
you. But if if I get pulled
47:14
over,
47:14
you're just another black woman and he's
47:17
black and he said put your
47:19
hands up, do as they
47:22
say, do not make any trouble. He actually told
47:24
you that. Yeah. Of course. Oh, dear god.
47:26
Of course. That's the way
47:30
he lived. And that's his reality. But that's insane. But
47:32
that's his reality. Ping
47:34
is worried that her kids are
47:36
gonna die. I cannot
47:38
remember
47:38
a time that I haven't opened up in the Melanite
47:40
in a cold sweat. I
47:41
wanna ask also to stop acting
47:43
shocked. So part of white
47:45
feminism is is acting so surprised when we tell you
47:47
Right. But it is why are you telling us that act
47:49
the way that we activate it is surprising because we
47:52
got it, surprised that upholds
47:54
white supremacy. Why are your feelings
47:56
so hurt? But why are your feelings more important
47:58
than
47:59
the
47:59
reality of the violence of our
48:01
lives?
48:03
You walk through the world
48:05
with a different experience because you are a white woman.
48:08
III wanna so
48:10
I can't sit here.
48:13
You gotta go. Sorry, is this? If
48:15
she kicked off the table, if she gets to finish her
48:18
dinner, she's gonna get her twenty five. Yeah.
48:20
Exactly. She's gonna doggy back. Until we right.
48:22
We white women
48:24
for sure, but I think there's
48:26
also we African
48:28
Americans and the
48:31
we were slaves Right? And we these things happen
48:33
to us. Doesn't happen to everybody.
48:35
Right? I mean, and and you I
48:38
I understand And I I'm I
48:40
am here. It happened to all African Americans.
48:42
Yeah. Didn't happen to you.
48:44
No.
48:44
It didn't. Listen. Listen. What
48:47
are the things that
48:49
we know One of the things Let me just say I
48:51
have a lot
48:51
of Native American economy, and I don't
48:53
take sides of any of that. I time out.
48:55
Are you saying that
48:58
black people African Americans descendants of slaves are taking
49:00
advantage of that. You decide that that's what
49:02
you
49:02
said at all. We see. A
49:04
propane, I think it would be the worst.
49:07
Behaving that. And that bad
49:09
behavior looks like denial of white
49:11
supremacy, denial of
49:14
racism, and even
49:16
denial of slavery. This
49:18
is
49:18
nothing new. Why isn't
49:21
the being called
49:23
racist? makes you so upset? It doesn't
49:25
make me
49:25
upset anymore. I believe that every white
49:28
person is racist because of the system.
49:30
And I had to learn about the system to
49:32
get that
49:33
Do I love you less? Because you're
49:35
a different color? Absolutely not. But do
49:37
you realize that everything you're saying is
49:39
taking away everything they just That
49:41
is such a You know what
49:42
it's saying? It is. But it is. I
49:45
wouldn't wanna get a word in edgewise at
49:47
this stage. woman just said.
49:48
like everything. You
49:50
know how nice is this country?
49:52
Yes. To the degree that you do Oh,
49:55
no. You will never know. You
49:57
keep coming back with this frankly BS about
49:59
love
49:59
being loved and love Trump's.
50:02
Like, what do you mean
50:04
by that? what I mean
50:06
is that beyond the
50:08
anger and the problems
50:10
that we are feeling, that there is
50:12
something more to our our being and
50:14
it isn't the flesh. It isn't.
50:16
Does love does love
50:18
save the Mexicans who
50:20
are in ice facilities? Does love
50:23
save Treyvon Martin. Does love save
50:26
Sandra Bland? Love is
50:28
love. Love is
50:30
fucking love. seriously. So who in this
50:32
room? Raise your hand if
50:33
you're a racist. They all
50:36
race their
50:38
hands. That's a
50:40
happy ending. That's the
50:43
goal. They got twenty five hundred
50:45
dollars per white person at that
50:47
dinner. Brilliant. That's great. I know it's really good.
50:49
I got dinner. The food.
50:51
I feel a little mezwellian here because
50:53
I wanna know what was
50:56
for dinner? They didn't say anything. I better be some
50:58
good fucking food for twenty five months. I don't think
51:00
so. What? All I know is
51:02
that that That's something that's
51:04
not a pretty nice place, and she gets
51:06
twenty five hundred dollars for her, but it comes over
51:08
for dinner. That's a great
51:10
job. It's a great gig. Anyway,
51:11
I said that'd be
51:13
the last thing. It's not quite the last
51:15
thing because I forgot the the weather
51:17
guy in New York. This this
51:19
is another story that is just being spun, twisted, all over
51:21
the place. This guy was having gay
51:23
sex on a website.
51:27
And
51:27
did you guys hear about this
51:29
guy? We talked about it. Oh, okay.
51:31
Holy shit. Zach, I have his weight
51:33
around? There's a lot of small
51:34
developments. I I don't know if I even call these developments, but they
51:36
were sent to the station and
51:38
to his mom, some asshole, did
51:42
this, which you know, he's an asshole to do that. I don't know. Although the station probably
51:44
should have known anyway, he's fired after fifteen
51:46
years. Well, one thing bothers me
51:48
is they're calling this
51:50
revenge pawn That's
51:52
not revenge porn because his porn is out there. Mhmm. He
51:54
puts it up on the website. Yeah. But
51:56
Although someone shared it though, didn't they? Didn't
51:58
they share it to the company. Yeah.
52:00
Yeah. They they took screenshots -- Yeah. -- and they sent to the company into his mom, which
52:03
is a real dick move. There's so many ass we
52:05
are the United States of
52:08
assholes now. So anyway, he says I'm getting help for my compulsive
52:10
behavior. I perform for other
52:12
men, a hundred percent consensual. I do not
52:14
apologize for being openly gay
52:16
or sex positive. Well,
52:18
nobody wouldn't ask nobody asked him to apologize for any of that.
52:20
There's nothing to do with it. Cynthia
52:22
Nixon says she's from
52:24
sex in the city. She's came out as a
52:26
lesbian. couple years ago. Yours is not to judge your
52:28
employee's private consensual sexual activities,
52:30
but how he reports weather.
52:33
Well, that's interesting because
52:36
in other words, she's saying, it doesn't matter
52:38
what he does in that website. It's only what he
52:40
does as a weather person that matters. You have
52:42
no right to fire him. I bet you his contract as
52:44
some kind of morality clause that yeah.
52:47
He's in there. And I I don't remember
52:49
hearing Cynthia Nixon complaining when people
52:51
are fired from mispronouncing with the king's name.
52:53
I mean, there there's all kinds of reasons that people play core
52:55
jobs. Yeah. And that one would be,
52:57
I would say, not
53:00
entirely shocking. Now here's
53:02
another one actually. I'm sorry. There's one
53:04
more. Remember the George
53:06
Floyd protests where the New York lawyer
53:08
throw a molotov cocktail into a New York department van -- Yeah. -- and
53:11
blew it up. And she was charged
53:13
with terrorism, which was the correct
53:15
charge according to
53:18
NYPD. And I don't think there was a ton of argument about that. No. Lock
53:20
it away. She faced life in prison.
53:22
They got it reduced to
53:25
ten years in prison. And
53:27
then they allowed her
53:28
to make a plea deal where
53:31
she pleaded down and got eighteen to
53:33
twenty four months in prison. After twenty
53:35
eight days in prison, the New York
53:37
attorney that threw the molotov cocktail, and by
53:39
the way, had had I
53:43
guess, about twenty molotov cocktails in vehicle to throw at
53:45
other vehicles and or if to hand out to
53:47
other people to throw. And
53:50
I think that might have been why the the charge was
53:53
taken so seriously. She then made
53:55
an appeal on her own
53:58
plea and posted two hundred and thousand she had
54:00
early trauma from living as a
54:02
Muslim in post nine eleven New York City,
54:04
which was her choice by the way.
54:08
And I I don't know that is this gonna allow people to get out
54:10
of crimes? No. Like claiming traumas? No.
54:12
Not at all. That's right up there with a brand
54:14
new member when Chappell has that sketch about.
54:17
I didn't know I couldn't do that. Do
54:19
you remember that's good? I remember that. Yeah. I've seen
54:21
that well, just use that. Excuse lady.
54:23
I don't know I couldn't
54:26
do that. She also said it that she drank vodka on an empty stomach
54:28
and Oh, that's a good
54:30
excuse. And that it was an act
54:32
of protest as she
54:34
expressed
54:34
anger police around the country for whom
54:36
black lives do not matter. That should
54:38
be
54:38
an excuse for drunk driving is I drank
54:40
a bunch of vodka in this stomach.
54:43
I didn't know why they threw that in. That was
54:45
just but it was she was
54:47
just sending for drinking vodka on an empty stomach. That
54:49
was a lot of really good preparation to have
54:51
a bunch of molotov hotels.
54:54
That doesn't sound very impulsive as my
54:56
point. No. Not at all. Her intention
54:58
was to avoid exposing others
55:00
to harm by blowing up the NYPD
55:03
vehicle, which by virtue of being
55:05
the police would harm people, not help them
55:07
-- Sure. -- and say
55:09
a job. Anyway, I'm curious to
55:11
see how this comes out because we have all kinds
55:13
of people now claiming
55:16
trauma. And, I mean, don't
55:18
we we need Meghan Markle's podcast. If we only had her podcast, none of
55:20
this would happen. Yeah. Right. Isn't it coming back? I
55:22
thought I heard it was coming back. It is coming back. Going back
55:24
to that
55:26
the anchor, the wowed, the weatherman, and he's he's born, you've
55:29
been pleading for there to
55:31
be a law about sending an
55:33
unsolicited dick pic
55:36
You see California just passed that law? Did they run on Friday? Yeah. Yeah.
55:38
Well, yeah. I I just thought I
55:40
was just amazed that it's okay to do that.
55:42
I guess Texas and Virginia have laws
55:46
like that. to what's called cyber flashing where you can bring a
55:48
lawsuit or file a civil complaint against someone that
55:50
does that. Well, a civil. It should be
55:52
it should just be against the law. It should just be
55:54
a crime. should be able to arrest
55:56
people for it. Oh,
55:57
sure. I guess. I mean, the problem is that there's
55:59
so
55:59
many different doing it. Yeah.
56:02
No. It's Well, if somebody exposes themselves in public, that's
56:04
not a it's not a civil crime.
56:06
They'll arrest you. Mhmm. They'll take you to
56:08
jail. But isn't that a little worse than
56:10
sending a
56:12
dick pic? in person. It depends. You know, if you're in a crowd
56:14
of people and somebody exposes
56:16
themselves, you're protected by a crowd. If
56:18
somebody phone
56:20
number and they send a dick pic to you and that's kind
56:22
of personal and threatening in a way.
56:24
Well, you can get up they can get up to thirty
56:26
thousand dollars now and civil damages.
56:29
Well, that'll end that bonus. I've just
56:32
never I I first of all,
56:34
I never understood people sending
56:36
dick pics. But of course, give it
56:38
a try, man. Maybe listen, Chick's like
56:40
it. Of course, people are gonna do it.
56:42
Yeah. The idea that the
56:44
bar would become so low that teenagers
56:46
would be sending them to each other and nobody would
56:48
care. That just it's so
56:50
weird to me. Mhmm.
56:52
Because I you know, you find out that
56:54
it's not something that just happens once in a
56:56
while. It happens all the
56:58
time. Anyway, it's gonna end
57:00
up being we're gonna have to figure out if the Dick
57:02
Pick was consensual or not. That's really what's gonna end up Well,
57:04
she sent something naked to somebody, but
57:06
I think you're gonna find it quite often, they're
57:08
not. Like, you know, I know.
57:11
But what if her relationship goes bad? And then she
57:13
suddenly sues her brother, Dick Bixy's son?
57:15
If there was a consensual relationship,
57:17
I think it should be a hard case.
57:19
you know, unless you're the Celtics. Did you hear about
57:22
the yeah. The Celtics they would put up with. Did you hear
57:24
about the plane that was
57:26
backing out and the pilot stopped the plane and said,
57:28
whoever sent you a dick fix, knock it off
57:30
or were not taken off anywhere. What?
57:32
What I was like? The kill joy.
57:34
I thought that That's
57:36
really weird. So people are sending dick pics to strangers on a
57:38
plane. Yeah. Remember later? replenishment is if
57:40
you don't knock it off, turn it
57:43
I'll turn this goddamn plane around. Yeah.
57:45
But the plane took off.
57:48
So you can do it. Bentley was trying to
57:50
air drop me dick pics on Friday night.
57:52
Oh my god. You guys were giggling like crazy through
57:54
your old text messages. I wasn't
57:56
fucking tears. They were seriously,
57:58
there was like a five
58:01
minute period where those two were just looking at the text messages, looking at weaker
58:03
pictures, giggling so hard. And then Carl,
58:05
look at these. Great.
58:08
Look. I could not breathe. Jim Ed is an incredible Jim
58:10
collection of penises. You really touched. Yeah.
58:12
And you look at him and go, what is his?
58:14
Oh my god. If you
58:17
know Jim Bentley, do not send a text asking
58:19
about what time something is at because you will inevitably
58:22
get -- You'll get a watch. --
58:24
watch around Roning
58:26
that sack or an
58:28
erection. But they're so well done. You can't tell it
58:30
in Oh, I love it. Believe me. He knows his
58:32
audience. I was he sending yours. Whoa
58:34
my God. I was absolutely
58:36
tears. Where did he
58:38
get all those? How long has he
58:40
been collecting? collecting
58:42
them like I collect baseball and sending them
58:44
to Mark. And they had such a great time
58:46
going over the last three years of their
58:49
text history. I'm not
58:52
joking. Mark was in tears.
58:54
He was crying. And then he kept trying
58:56
to air drop me more. I'm like, I don't
58:58
want him. I'm sending him to want
59:00
him. I'm gonna assume
59:02
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night, we had this event
1:00:58
at the magic
1:01:00
magic bag
1:01:01
bag and I
1:01:03
knew it was gonna be good because we've had Carl
1:01:05
on for a couple years now. And
1:01:08
the the Participation
1:01:10
of this audience in WATP, you
1:01:12
could just see it going whether
1:01:15
it was the reviews, because
1:01:17
they've got they're getting a lot more
1:01:19
reviews now, and you see a lot of references
1:01:21
to the show or just stupid
1:01:24
stuff that you know there are that's
1:01:26
our audience. You had a Detroit following prior, but now there's a lot of
1:01:28
crossover. Yeah. I I don't think he had
1:01:30
any kind of following like he has now. I
1:01:32
mean, it was
1:01:34
absolutely nuts. how many people that I met at the meet and greetings.
1:01:36
There are a lot of people in meet and greet who listen to
1:01:38
us -- Mhmm. -- it seems like forever and
1:01:40
then found Karl on the show. And now they're
1:01:42
addicted to
1:01:44
PP. To the point to bag --
1:01:47
Great. -- sold out, Shao. Yeah.
1:01:49
It was absolutely sold out. And
1:01:51
today, I I
1:01:54
just couldn't even believe this. Stuttering John, who by
1:01:56
the way -- True. -- the best laughs
1:01:58
on Friday. Every time his stupid face
1:02:00
is on the screen, the place he
1:02:03
upped it. It is a good gag, isn't it just his face?
1:02:05
It is. And it's true as far as a thumbnail,
1:02:07
Carl can pause on Stuttering John at
1:02:09
any point, any point, and it'll
1:02:13
get laughs. And every time I see one of his videos, if
1:02:15
I'm watching if you go
1:02:17
on YouTube for who are
1:02:19
these podcasts, so my
1:02:21
stuttering up videos, and the
1:02:24
the thumbnail is always
1:02:26
some ridiculous face he's
1:02:28
making, or he's got a beer
1:02:30
covering his face because he tilts his
1:02:32
head back so far He's got the worst camera angle. I think that's part of it.
1:02:34
I mean, the camera angle is, like, looking straight
1:02:36
up at his fat face. And he's always
1:02:38
way too close to the camera.
1:02:40
He's so stupid with a
1:02:42
terrible backdrop too. So
1:02:44
he's on Twitter this morning, claiming
1:02:46
that Oh, yeah. Just talk to
1:02:48
the magic bag and apparently Carl
1:02:51
had to buy all the tickets to
1:02:53
get people to go to his show on Friday
1:02:55
night. It's the only way that it was
1:02:57
sold out. Nice try. I call I talk to him. He's
1:02:59
so fucking did not talk to the magic bag because if he did they
1:03:01
would have said, no. What are you talking about? We just sold
1:03:03
the tickets. If we did buy them, we wouldn't even
1:03:05
know anyway. We
1:03:08
don't care. house was full. It was absolutely
1:03:10
jam packed with people
1:03:13
going nuts. And I
1:03:15
couldn't get over how you know,
1:03:17
honestly, attention -- Mhmm. -- without
1:03:20
music, with just people on
1:03:22
stage talking, I
1:03:24
mean, I I know people have been forced to sit demonstrations for a
1:03:26
couple hours a million times, but it's so
1:03:28
fucking boring. But honestly, from the
1:03:32
first minute, I'll have the audience in the palm of his hand because he opened
1:03:34
with studio. Yeah.
1:03:36
I think it was studio with a Larry
1:03:40
Hale guy. It's his fucking kill it killed.
1:03:42
There were people that told me they
1:03:44
brought someone who didn't even know
1:03:46
the show. Oh, cool.
1:03:48
Had never seen who these
1:03:50
podcasts really didn't know stuttering John except for
1:03:52
just, you know, maybe in
1:03:54
passing. Mhmm. and they had a great
1:03:56
time because then we came out and we did the Dave and Chuck show.
1:03:58
And, of course, the auditors fired
1:04:01
up for that. And then Eric Zane did a
1:04:03
great job on John and Mike. I because I watched that
1:04:05
show and I was, like, the show's really very
1:04:08
community oriented. I don't know if it's
1:04:10
very clippable
1:04:12
But I thought Eric dissected it pretty brilliantly. Yeah.
1:04:15
And then Vinny came out to
1:04:17
do the creep off. Right. And
1:04:20
did they participated with that. Right? I did. Just very little
1:04:22
though because Vinny absolutely, you know, he
1:04:25
he was totally in charge of
1:04:27
the material and and he had he
1:04:29
had selected the cuts beforehand. But
1:04:32
I thought God for Carl to be on stage that long
1:04:34
as Harold, but but everybody came
1:04:36
on and humped out a lot of
1:04:38
energy when it was their turn. And so he
1:04:40
really, you know, for part of the show, he just
1:04:42
pretty much had to MC and find the cuts,
1:04:44
which generally he that was a lot of cuts
1:04:46
too. Yeah. And the only one
1:04:48
that was missing was the it's Friday bitches. Wasn't it? He played it by the
1:04:50
way, though. Yeah. Yeah. You love
1:04:51
that. So I think you secretly really
1:04:53
really We're we're
1:04:56
playing it for the show
1:04:58
on for on the Thursday show
1:05:00
for Friday now. I love boy David
1:05:04
Tucker billing to the urban audience in Detroit. It's
1:05:06
Friday. It's fun. Well, look, WRF is
1:05:08
one of the biggest rat stations in
1:05:10
Thailand. Oh,
1:05:12
no. It's
1:05:14
is Friday. What is
1:05:16
Friday? What? Yeah. Yeah.
1:05:20
Yeah. back at the week.
1:05:22
I can crack it, man. It's really good.
1:05:24
The break. It's a day celebrating all
1:05:26
across the nation. This is being tripping.
1:05:28
What's up with the nation's day with
1:05:30
the man So
1:05:34
every hook gets old after a while, doesn't it? No.
1:05:36
Every hook gets old after a while, doesn't it? No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
1:05:38
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. a
1:05:49
heavy metal version too. Do they is this supposed to be
1:05:51
funny or cool? I think it's supposed to be
1:05:54
cool. Oh, okay. Like It's
1:05:56
Friday, bitches.
1:05:58
What? Okay.
1:05:58
there Have you heard that any
1:05:59
metal before? GGIF am
1:06:02
I right?
1:06:07
Brandon, you did you find the heavy metal version? Let
1:06:10
me find it real quick. It should be.
1:06:11
So, yeah, we had to
1:06:12
find it live during the show and and just
1:06:15
like it and dislike it
1:06:17
live. I I like to rag Karl when
1:06:20
something,
1:06:20
like, technological breaks like
1:06:22
that because he does so much prep
1:06:24
I know. He's so much broke. I mean, they had a sound check. They had a sound
1:06:26
check for that. They did a sound check. Yes. And
1:06:29
he he just I mean, No.
1:06:32
Head I think he's somewhat of a of a perfectionist in a
1:06:34
way. And so when something good doesn't go the right way,
1:06:36
that's kind of And with the recording that's at
1:06:39
who are these dot com, the the actual podcast. I
1:06:41
think that what you hear is
1:06:44
actually producer Chris' Zoom
1:06:47
audio because Karl's something
1:06:49
happened to it. He
1:06:50
said it was over modulated, I guess. I don't
1:06:52
know. We can fix it. Well, but
1:06:54
I I that's what I appreciate about.
1:06:56
That guy does so much prep.
1:06:58
Yeah.
1:06:59
This is supposed to be their heavy
1:07:01
metal version. Check it out.
1:07:15
Look at the picture
1:07:18
of the show. It
1:07:20
does look like a heavy metal show or a
1:07:22
rap show. I don't get. I just don't get
1:07:24
it. I don't get a fucking show.
1:07:26
Well, it's it's Friday
1:07:27
bitches as you're supposed to celebrate. Oh, I think
1:07:29
I explained it and you Oh, I understand it. I used to
1:07:31
tell you. Somebody said it's Friday bitches. Oh, my
1:07:33
god. That's it. It's Friday
1:07:36
bitches. Okay.
1:07:38
But, yeah, I've had a
1:07:40
lot of success with that. And so, yeah,
1:07:42
we had we had fun with that. And
1:07:44
I
1:07:45
never last Bitts. It's Friday.
1:07:48
Bitts. It's four bridging
1:07:52
work. It's planation, so people
1:07:54
call I love it too. Check the freight from 101WRIF
1:07:56
And one of the best run by the whole
1:07:59
Friday bitches thing
1:07:59
even start. Do you remember
1:08:02
Chuck?
1:08:02
Yeah. Basically,
1:08:04
Dave obviously is the wettest guy
1:08:06
ever. And he's always trying to become
1:08:09
more hit and
1:08:09
he decided one day a bad
1:08:12
week that he
1:08:12
was so excited that it was gonna be
1:08:15
Friday. He just let it slip. Oh,
1:08:17
it's Friday bitches. What? And that basically was it.
1:08:19
Yeah. It
1:08:19
all kinda started from there,
1:08:22
and it it kinda came like
1:08:25
the Anthem of we've made it through the week. It's the end
1:08:27
of the week. It's Friday -- Big picture. -- but it took off potty
1:08:29
mouth to see if he's a local group, even
1:08:31
did a song for us. and
1:08:34
sent it to us, and we started playing it every
1:08:36
Friday, and it became the thing to
1:08:38
do on Friday. You celebrate the end of
1:08:41
the week by saying, It's it's Friday
1:08:43
bitches. Why? We've got in our t shirts.
1:08:45
We do a Friday bitches bash where we
1:08:47
celebrate the fact that it's Friday and
1:08:49
we celebrate it. The fact Then you guys do it. So much to Friday
1:08:52
does the far I have, and it's
1:08:54
just taken off from there. So every
1:08:56
week, at the end of
1:08:58
the week, tuned to our show. We guarantee we'll hear
1:09:00
this Friday, this
1:09:03
is I
1:09:06
know. I think when they explained it, they're kinda ruined at
1:09:09
their day. I would say
1:09:11
so. Yeah. It's very,
1:09:14
very. It's also forced Just so forced.
1:09:16
Wait. Play that. That's exactly
1:09:18
how I
1:09:19
felt. Don't you
1:09:21
know that
1:09:23
you can leave something tells. I do
1:09:25
not need to know every single detail. I mean,
1:09:27
instead of the the story
1:09:29
and if I wanna
1:09:31
it too. I could condense it too. Are they still doing it?
1:09:32
It's Friday bitches because they have a song,
1:09:34
so they feel trapped now. Oh, the listeners
1:09:37
love it. That's why they're fine doing it. So if there
1:09:39
was no Friday bitches, it wouldn't be that exciting that it was Friday. I
1:09:41
refuse to believe -- It's a staple. -- I refuse to
1:09:43
believe that the listeners like.
1:09:46
You know what I mean? That's
1:09:48
kinda hard. I I doubt anybody tuned
1:09:50
in to hear that song. Oh, boy. Well, you know,
1:09:52
when I heard their show,
1:09:55
I actually realized that realized
1:09:57
what's going on. I talked to somebody else
1:09:59
about another show that I like that has really changed. I don't know if and Chuck
1:10:04
have changed Had they Well, it's
1:10:06
funny. because I didn't know it. I I was talking to someone about that. They kind of felt that way.
1:10:11
I remember when they
1:10:12
want eighty nine x, and Pennington used to say, oh, this is Dave and Chuck on
1:10:14
the way. And and it dawned at me that oh, he
1:10:17
must really like Dave
1:10:19
and Chuck. Mhmm. because he
1:10:21
mentions what they do a lot. Yeah. And, you know, we're not gonna be Dave and
1:10:23
Chuck because we're not Dave and Chuck. I think they used to
1:10:25
have a lot more edge and it's
1:10:27
very dull now. because
1:10:30
I was shocked listening to, like, yeah, just
1:10:32
it was it just there wasn't
1:10:35
there was zero edge to it. They were afraid
1:10:37
to take shots at anybody even though
1:10:39
their podcast explainer about what they are
1:10:41
is about how no one is safe.
1:10:43
No one is safe. Oh, from
1:10:46
their podcast. Yeah. Because they don't because they don't
1:10:48
poll any punches. Yeah. I don't know. But
1:10:50
listening to that show, I was like,
1:10:52
you guys they tried to make fun
1:10:54
of the the English. you know, just in general, and the bad food they have.
1:10:56
And they even backed off that, like, well, you
1:10:58
know. Well, in front of our English show, let
1:11:01
us say, of course, that's a parody joke.
1:11:03
And -- Yeah. -- that was it
1:11:05
was We were, like, British or something. It was No. There's a
1:11:07
there's a there are a lot of shows that had edge or,
1:11:10
you know, or sort
1:11:12
of entire establishment, which is sort
1:11:14
of what rock and roll is all about. And they've they've kind of decided
1:11:16
-- Yeah. -- hey, they're going
1:11:18
with the times. The times are
1:11:21
you know, safe space and mental health breaks, and oh, you do. I think in the mental
1:11:23
health break, that's wonderful. I think it's the times, I think companies
1:11:26
just don't want them doing
1:11:28
that. because
1:11:30
they don't automatically get back from, you know,
1:11:33
the Internet mobilizing to complain against them.
1:11:35
Well, they they did they did they
1:11:37
even chuck I can't believe that. I mean, they're on they've
1:11:40
been on these for a long
1:11:42
time. It's possible, though, for wealthy
1:11:44
markets. Yeah. I mean, I would surprise
1:11:46
me. I would be amazed, you know, watching the
1:11:48
the the lash out at Howard Stern
1:11:50
because Howard Stern's old audience now
1:11:53
despises him. Yeah. They can't stand what has
1:11:55
happened to Howard Stern. I'll be surprised if those guys really
1:11:57
had an edge back in the day. I'd be surprised
1:12:00
there's a lot
1:12:02
of our audience that is very pissed know what? I heard him become so tepid. was listening
1:12:04
to stern the other day because I have
1:12:06
it free for three months. So Congratulations.
1:12:10
I've got three months to listen as long as you buy another new
1:12:12
car in three months, you're good. Yeah. So I
1:12:14
was listening. To go, hey, get around paying
1:12:17
serious. I don't know if I believe this
1:12:19
I wanted to ask you about it because he reading Jan Winter's book,
1:12:21
which, you know okay.
1:12:24
And he was
1:12:26
claiming that John Landau Springstein's
1:12:28
producer, whatever, gave a really
1:12:30
bad
1:12:30
review to cream the band, and
1:12:33
and that's why
1:12:35
they broke up. So the stern was talking
1:12:37
about that. Which I, first off, just do not believe that story, whether if he had it wrong or if
1:12:40
the book
1:12:43
was wrong, but then stern started talking about, you know, pussy Clinton
1:12:45
must be with a
1:12:47
review and, you know, about how
1:12:49
bad is Al movement that he
1:12:51
has to break a band, and then he
1:12:53
started talking about then again, I don't really like reading all the stuff about me out
1:12:55
there. It's stretching the show. I tried to
1:12:58
answer, like, he knows. the
1:13:01
fucking knows he lost his edge. Yeah. He used to get
1:13:03
shipped from the establishment though, which is great. It makes
1:13:05
you love him more because he's taking
1:13:07
on the f CC.
1:13:10
He was taking on everyone. No. He
1:13:12
is the establishment. He is the establishment.
1:13:15
And he acts as if he got
1:13:17
there, by getting therapy. I got therapy to find the error of my ways.
1:13:19
But what is it now? I'm really soft. What is it with them? Is it just age? Is
1:13:21
he safe? I think he I
1:13:23
think it's survival. Yeah.
1:13:27
He thought that he could not survive being the edgy
1:13:29
guy. Yep. Those are the clues that
1:13:31
got older though, but but
1:13:33
honestly, he so safe. But he also wanted to
1:13:35
be in with the Hollywood Elyse. He
1:13:37
wants to die. Kimlin, John Ham,
1:13:40
and Jennifer Annette. because he wants to be one
1:13:42
of them. He always wanted to be one of them. still
1:13:44
be one of them. Doesn't mean you have to
1:13:46
kiss Rosie O'Donnell's ass. Tell me Kimo wouldn't like him, please. Of course Kimo
1:13:48
would like him. A lot
1:13:50
of those people would like him. a
1:13:52
lot of the people, like, the rock and roll
1:13:54
crowd loved him the way he was. I was so mad at him. I don't know who half these people are, but
1:13:56
he was ripping on j j
1:13:58
-- j d. -- j d.
1:14:02
Yeah. Or collecting baseball cards,
1:14:04
which was which that that's Which was pretty fucking
1:14:06
funny. I like. Actually, it was pretty fucking funny,
1:14:08
but, you know, as a guy that still has
1:14:10
his baseball cards. but I was younger and I'm never gonna get rid
1:14:12
of them. Well, Howard doesn't understand anything
1:14:14
about sports. No. I'm not dumb.
1:14:17
Less than nothing. he was talking about how child this shit is,
1:14:20
and I'm saying they're going, you paint.
1:14:22
Like, eight year old daughter paints. It's
1:14:24
the same thing. Exactly. Whatever you're fucking
1:14:26
hobby, isn't your hobby? ride a bike.
1:14:28
Yeah. Well, the show now is just him in
1:14:30
his basement, Robin in her basement. Everybody else is pretty much in studio, and
1:14:33
he just yells at staff for
1:14:35
going and living their life. post
1:14:38
COVID era. I've been paying really close attention
1:14:40
to Robin too ever since Carl just ripped her shreds
1:14:42
a couple weeks ago. I don't know if
1:14:44
you remember that. How ripped Robin shreds? Carl, Carl.
1:14:47
Carl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about Ramon. And
1:14:49
oh my god, he's right.
1:14:51
She does
1:14:51
nothing. Nothing. Yeah.
1:14:53
Sometimes, it's weird. It's over
1:14:55
the news segment. Yeah. there's nothing
1:14:57
for her to do. Yeah. I think she was well,
1:14:59
she's just as foil, I guess. But she doesn't. But
1:15:04
foil him. Okay. I don't think Dave
1:15:06
and Chuck do this, but their last shows now that do
1:15:08
last shows now this
1:15:11
thing where they introduce all the show members at the top of the hour. I
1:15:13
don't get that. The Woody Show does it. show to
1:15:15
the and they they say one
1:15:17
thing about themselves or one
1:15:19
thing about the weekend and so
1:15:21
you hear from the straight white guy and you hear from the Mexican guy and you
1:15:23
hear from the gay guy. After you learn other nicknames. Yeah.
1:15:28
And and but they do at
1:15:30
the top of every hour. Yeah. What is that? I don't know.
1:15:32
I just well, first
1:15:34
of all, it's not working. because
1:15:37
less and less people are listening to radio. So the softening of radio is is one of the really
1:15:39
one of the worst things that could
1:15:43
happen to it. Well, why don't they ever
1:15:46
yeah. Okay. So, you know, that there's that old adage of it. Hey, you just wanna be sitting around. Listen to Dude's
1:15:48
talk. Right? Yeah. But, you
1:15:50
know, listen to Dude's don't sit
1:15:53
around and introduce each other every hour. No. I guess someone new comes to the
1:15:55
conversation. Hey, this is Drew. And Drew, tell me
1:15:58
one great thing about your
1:16:00
weekend. It's not a
1:16:02
thing. Just fucking talk. They also like having a tear it up conversation about something that's going on, saying
1:16:04
things that you wouldn't say in front of
1:16:06
a larger group, which used to be
1:16:11
the personalities that people really liked were the ones that
1:16:13
would say the things that you would say at the
1:16:15
bar when you're with your friend
1:16:17
because that's how people talk. Yep. But now we
1:16:19
have to think about the people
1:16:20
that would be angriest about what
1:16:23
is said, and they have
1:16:25
to always be considered. It's almost like that has had
1:16:27
a greater chilling effect on the
1:16:29
medium than even Janet Jackson's tit
1:16:32
flopping out. What
1:16:34
what do you mean exactly?
1:16:36
Well, Janet Jackson's tit, that whole FCC
1:16:38
problem had a real chilling effect
1:16:40
of people being edgy. Right? Yeah. You
1:16:42
know? But you could still do it. You just couldn't use certain phrases. It was it was harder. now
1:16:48
with this whole, I don't know, last five years
1:16:50
or so, it's had such an effect that anybody is
1:16:54
afraid to take saw a strong stance on anything. Right? Well, there's
1:16:56
a lot of things that people just won't even
1:16:58
talk about because they they'll only
1:17:02
take. They'll only trouble or
1:17:04
they'll have a certain person that you don't want upset. Now there's
1:17:06
some people who have a shield who can say anything like Antonio Brown
1:17:11
or, you know, Tory Lanes can do records where he craps on the
1:17:13
person he shot, and those two will do shit
1:17:15
about it. Those two should
1:17:17
do a morning tory lanes in Anta. I would too.
1:17:20
Anta Brown could be very funny,
1:17:22
but, honestly, if we could understand
1:17:24
this. Well, surprised he didn't
1:17:26
get stoned to death in Dubai.
1:17:28
He's a guy, though, Drew.
1:17:30
I don't think they like people
1:17:32
showing penises to the women in
1:17:34
Dubai. Yeah. can do whatever they want in Dubai. It's the women that
1:17:37
can't. That depends. I guess because of
1:17:39
who he is, maybe there
1:17:42
were a lot there were some problems. Just do buy have those
1:17:44
laws? I know most like Saudi
1:17:46
Arabia. That's probably a little more modernized, I
1:17:48
would think. Alright. Tell you, the people with the
1:17:50
biggest balls right now are the women in
1:17:52
ran that are cutting their hair off the streets. I
1:17:55
know. Oh, shit. It's pretty ballsy. Well, they do get shot at once in
1:17:57
a while. Yeah. You know, what
1:17:59
are you gonna do? Yeah. I'm
1:18:01
sure it'll quash that soon. But, you know, over here, people are paying twenty
1:18:03
five hundred dollars to go to dinner, to get
1:18:06
told they're a racist over
1:18:09
there, they just wanna have their hair out. Where the
1:18:11
food's good. And they can get shot for for protesting it.
1:18:16
Mhmm. crazy. Yeah. And, you know, it
1:18:18
was the weekend of Karl because following the live show on Friday,
1:18:23
the isotopes the show Otis Supply and Ferndale, which was a
1:18:25
tough mix because the brother Cortez, they play rock
1:18:27
and Carl, those
1:18:30
guys are more of a vaudvill act. We've got the dance
1:18:32
on the Cancun girls, so they tell
1:18:34
jokes. And here it goes. Everybody wants
1:18:36
to just tell jokes at his Vegas
1:18:38
show. Do they ever find trickles, Come
1:18:40
on now. No. Those court has like I said, they
1:18:42
were They have a book and an answer between so long. girls. It's a stool. And
1:18:45
those are the glass
1:18:47
of beer one. Well, Jeff
1:18:49
Dunham has had a lot of effect on the show, obviously. No. Come again. You know what Jeff --
1:18:51
Oh, they have a -- Jeff
1:18:54
Dunham is a big deal.
1:18:57
nothing like that. The brother court says they were
1:18:59
playing when I got there, and they Oh, I was pissed when I
1:19:02
asked if they were vaudville. I was joking. He asked me about it.
1:19:04
Like, after
1:19:06
the show, he's like, was that VOD VILL? He said,
1:19:09
no. But the the other squad
1:19:11
test, which is a local
1:19:13
Detroit area, band. They were they were rocking and
1:19:15
rolling my mouth. bloodfill at all. They they were great influenced by isotopes came
1:19:18
on. And honestly, it's
1:19:21
such an unbelievable show. It's so unique and
1:19:23
different. There's no front man. The lyrics are all done through guitar. They
1:19:28
have confetti shooters. They have go
1:19:30
go to dancers that are sometimes on stage, but then other times interacting with the crowd, dancing
1:19:32
with them, forming conga lines. It
1:19:35
was it was very unique and
1:19:39
they shred. They took the entire dark side of the
1:19:41
moon album and condensed it into a
1:19:43
four minute song. Really?
1:19:45
Yes. starts with Is that on their website? Is that
1:19:47
on their Spotify? I'm looking I didn't wanna see I didn't wanna hear was awesome. And it starts with breathe
1:19:49
and then it ends, you know, it was
1:19:52
it was It
1:19:55
was clearly the weekend of Karl. Can
1:19:58
he cover its Friday bitches?
1:20:00
Yes. No.
1:20:02
I'm really impressed. great idea. It'd be really
1:20:04
funny. That would be Carl Copeland and his lead
1:20:07
guitar. I heard the list of please
1:20:09
the web show. I realize your Australian bitches
1:20:12
is becoming our our show. Yeah. Let's take
1:20:14
it. Let's reclaim it. We are claiming it.
1:20:16
because I like it. We don't do
1:20:18
a we don't record on Friday. Well,
1:20:20
Thursday. Thursday, though. It's like Friday. Most people listen Thursday, you're
1:20:22
on Friday. Oh, why don't we change it to it's like Friday, business.
1:20:28
It's Thursday. No. It's Friday
1:20:30
bitches. He can't you can't all Pretty good. It's so It's all pretty good. It's a big part of their system. Look, how long
1:20:32
have you been
1:20:35
playing it? Yeah. Yeah. So,
1:20:40
anyway, it was the weekend at Carl and
1:20:42
it was one of those things. I was
1:20:44
trying to think of what it
1:20:47
reminded me of Detroit has really
1:20:49
glummed onto that show, and
1:20:51
it's still new.
1:20:54
And having, you know, Call not
1:20:56
be here, but having the balls to do an appearance here and
1:20:58
charge people for it and have all those people showed
1:21:01
up, it tells
1:21:03
you they're all huge fans and it was kinda
1:21:05
like the thing just really This is it? Short side of the moon.
1:21:08
It's called
1:21:10
short side of the It's great. It was great. Anyway, it's
1:21:12
sort of like the the show just hitting that
1:21:14
apex where it's like, boom, it has made
1:21:16
it and people are excited because
1:21:19
it's new and it's good. And
1:21:21
every episode ever so well. You
1:21:23
always back episode five reviewing
1:21:25
five because there
1:21:26
different podcasts.
1:21:28
No. This the show was great.
1:21:30
I didn't mention truck or Andy or Crosby or Jen, but everybody was great. Jingles. Jen
1:21:36
Jingles? a really, really, really, really -- It
1:21:38
was a great show. -- I enjoyed it. It reminded me of when we had the when
1:21:43
we did the the Elmo doll through the wood chipper
1:21:45
-- Mhmm. -- because it was like ten below zero. And the
1:21:47
show was so hot at that
1:21:49
time that, like, five hundred people
1:21:52
showed up hundred people showed up in
1:21:54
freezing cold weather to watch Elmo with a
1:21:56
camera on him go through a wood chipper, and
1:21:58
Elmo's were selling for, like, two thousand bucks
1:22:00
at the time. It was crazy. Mitch was
1:22:02
very angry. Rich, Albaum. Yeah. That's what started our battle with Mitchellbaum because he
1:22:05
he wrote a piece about how
1:22:07
you guys were wasting one
1:22:09
of, like, the the biggest hotest toys of the year. Yeah. It was
1:22:11
it was wasteful. We could have done it for charity. Which
1:22:13
we did by that. Exactly. That's the only one. so
1:22:17
wrong. That's why. we've forever been
1:22:20
determined to give it back to
1:22:22
him twenty million times of that.
1:22:24
It's like your little brother
1:22:26
getting in a good punch. Oh, yeah.
1:22:29
Well, CBS Sunday morning, like, two weeks ago, did
1:22:31
a big thing on Tuesdays with Morning. In the anniversary
1:22:33
of Tuesdays Oh,
1:22:35
I saw that. And there's I
1:22:38
I really need your forensic accountant to check on one thing he said, which was something about along
1:22:41
the lines that he's
1:22:43
been to a hundred performances
1:22:45
of Tuesdays with Maury on stage in different language or maybe it's sixty,
1:22:48
sixty different performances
1:22:51
in other languages. I'm
1:22:54
like Of two sisters with Morrie, didn't There's
1:22:56
no way you did. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Why would we let
1:22:58
me see if I can perform it. Why would they
1:23:00
ever perform? It's on age. I don't know.
1:23:02
They showed a clip of them doing it
1:23:05
in Japanese. What? Yeah. There are a lot of Japanese
1:23:07
people named Maury. I don't know. Japanese?
1:23:10
I'm sorry. I don't I don't understand.
1:23:12
I remember one of the twenty year anniversary of Tuesdays,
1:23:14
the more it's like, I've never heard of
1:23:16
a book anniversary. Oh my god. This book
1:23:19
is years old. That's incredible. So what? It
1:23:21
was it was incredible. It was incredible when
1:23:23
it came out and it sold a
1:23:25
billion copies. Why are you celebrating its
1:23:27
twentieth year and its twenty fifth year.
1:23:29
And I think channel forwarded something on it too, and it's like, what? But
1:23:31
if you know what, it should
1:23:32
release a
1:23:34
song for the twenty fifth
1:23:36
anniversary. ago. It's Tuesday,
1:23:38
bitches. No. It's Tuesday, Maury. If you send out a press release telling
1:23:44
people It's the anniversary. Every
1:23:46
now and then somebody will go, oh my god, it's the twentieth anniversary of Tuesday's morning. They'll do a big story on
1:23:52
it. But you know, I've just never been one
1:23:54
of those people that does that. It's a lot of credit though, man. He didn't.
1:23:56
I I would have a hard time
1:23:58
giving an interview over the
1:23:59
twenty fifth never share a
1:24:02
book. I would feel that's true. Yeah. It's not just a book. It is a a play. is
1:24:04
a way to live
1:24:07
life. The podcast. Right? I
1:24:10
I always remember how mad Mike would get Tuesdays because
1:24:12
because Mitch saw the
1:24:14
night line story and more.
1:24:17
good mitch softly night with in story
1:24:19
him or And, Mike, always capitalize on it. Oh, it did
1:24:21
seem like you made a lot of money
1:24:23
off the guys. Mitchell Ball.
1:24:25
He's so close to
1:24:27
him in college. I took every class
1:24:29
he offered. I promised him the day, I graduated, that I would always stay in touch. Oh, he could just go to
1:24:32
Thomas. So for me, it was
1:24:34
a question of, oh my god. He's
1:24:36
dying. what
1:24:38
do I do now? And how do I try to make up
1:24:40
for This is the twentieth anniversary interview?
1:24:42
Yes. Make sure begin visiting
1:24:45
Maury weekly We've used this before before. Yeah. But you haven't heard in five years. I
1:24:47
got an actual audio of Maury. I could only go on two stories.
1:24:53
If you could only go on Tuesdays, it makes
1:24:55
more you sound less important. Doesn't it? I mean, Tuesday is not
1:24:57
the most important day of the week. The larity was celebrated recently at
1:24:59
the National Book Festival. in
1:25:02
Washington. This is yellowed with age.
1:25:05
Third copy. Third copy. Why
1:25:07
would I keep buying two copies of
1:25:09
our stock? If you're gonna buy three copies,
1:25:11
why don't I just digitally. But I enjoyed
1:25:13
it. It does cross all kinds of cultural That
1:25:16
one doesn't look real
1:25:18
long to this racial boundary.
1:25:21
Yeah. What are people getting out of what
1:25:23
are racial workers of most books? Well, the appeal of Tuesdays
1:25:28
with Maury isn't my writing? I'm
1:25:30
not Mark Twain. It's the story of a younger person who was a little lost
1:25:32
and an older person,
1:25:35
he was Mark Twain. person
1:25:37
who's about to leave the world who says, let me tell you what I've
1:25:39
learned. All right. Here's the part of all of the different languages.
1:25:40
Yeah.
1:25:44
Bye bye. That's that my spirit.
1:25:46
And if you're thinking that's a theme that has dramatic
1:25:48
potential, YOU'D
1:25:51
BE RIGHT. THERE
1:25:52
IS A PLAY AND
1:25:54
IT HAS BEEN PRODUCED. BOLISH
1:25:56
FOSS. Reporter: THE
1:25:59
MICH
1:25:59
CAN RICKLE. has been,
1:26:02
like, six hundred different productions of the play. Really? No. Yeah. It's in the world. I guess, I'm just not target
1:26:08
field. he
1:26:11
has seen the play based on his book six
1:26:13
hundred times. That's insane.
1:26:15
That's not a good use of time.
1:26:18
MMA six hundred people would wanna see
1:26:20
it. Well, you know, there's a hundred laborers. I'm
1:26:22
maybe a hundred people who wanna see it. A play.
1:26:28
Maybe he the whole theater
1:26:30
La Caul did, obviously. He called he bought the tickets from the magic bag,
1:26:32
filled the joint
1:26:35
with his family. It
1:26:38
was like, do you wanna see anymore? I
1:26:40
don't know. I mean Jake, his area got
1:26:42
to play him in the film version, which
1:26:44
led to Mitchell Baum being able
1:26:47
to be on the Simpsons. And I
1:26:49
mean, I don't know. It's huge. So the problem
1:26:51
with Mitch, she does nice things. Nice
1:26:53
stuff. And
1:26:54
you're assuming for whatever I
1:26:56
acknowledge I'm not the target audience. I'm
1:26:58
just not. So There's Mitch on TV. Whatever
1:27:00
he's doing, it's
1:27:01
worked. I just don't
1:27:04
know if would want to do what he's doing
1:27:06
because it seems like it would be boring. But, I mean, you can I think you need
1:27:08
to read the book. You need to
1:27:10
read the book to get the point.
1:27:13
I think Life's more about being entertained. I'm Drew. Look, I was so fascinated by the
1:27:15
response to it that I think I to read it, really. I
1:27:18
think I had it at one
1:27:20
point. But
1:27:22
it just I start thinking I
1:27:24
just went into it with a wrong attitude,
1:27:26
like, oh, here's this guy. This guy. He just
1:27:28
take a vision. This old guy is still a
1:27:30
boy. It's just not the way you should look at it. My
1:27:32
problem is I think of how each treated mass and
1:27:34
a couple of people that work. Oh,
1:27:37
I know. That was that that did. That's
1:27:39
why I took that attitude. I wish Ted
1:27:41
Cabo would ask him the time he dressed
1:27:43
down mezz. That's right. He was
1:27:45
very mean to mezz. in a couple of people that work
1:27:47
for him that I know. He's very mean to
1:27:49
people. He can reduce people to
1:27:51
tears over the little things
1:27:54
little things. I wouldn't employee allegedly used to cry every day. I'm
1:27:56
just saying it's true. I'm not saying it's true. I'm
1:27:58
just saying it was said to me. We had
1:28:00
a few interns well, we had
1:28:02
a few people that interned this. I
1:28:05
think also entered nowhere in that. Yeah. Sounds like they were not fair.
1:28:07
A little bit ruckus and a little bit not so safe space wise.
1:28:09
Yeah. That's right. I mean,
1:28:11
I'm saying it. the same
1:28:14
So you know Anyway,
1:28:16
what else went on this weekend? There was god,
1:28:18
there's so so much because we've
1:28:20
been off for a while. But
1:28:22
In fact, Trump was in Warren at McComb
1:28:24
Community College. Did you know Trump was
1:28:27
in town? I knew
1:28:28
he was coming. I didn't know I
1:28:30
didn't know it was this weekend. think it might been --
1:28:32
It's funny. -- Saturday or Friday or something. Football
1:28:34
just sucks. I know it does. You never There's
1:28:36
the vortex. Everything goes into. I could fall down that
1:28:38
and I don't I don't come out for
1:28:41
two days. But there were a lot of people
1:28:43
there. Two Dupixent was there too, and she was taking she was
1:28:46
taking shots at Whitmer about COVID and about kids being out of
1:28:48
school. or fantastic,
1:28:50
brilliant tutor, Dixon. So they asked Whitmer about it, I guess.
1:28:53
And
1:28:54
so Whitmer
1:28:56
says, I'm not gonna
1:28:58
get distracted by all this ugly
1:29:00
and dangerous rhetoric. Danger rhetoric. My
1:29:01
kid's not being in school during COVID. Is
1:29:04
it dangerous? Maybe
1:29:07
she's still
1:29:07
talking about the whole kidnapping thing. I don't think Tudor
1:29:09
Dixon was talking about her being Wait.
1:29:11
It's like Marjorie Taylor
1:29:13
Green was here. Marjorie
1:29:16
Taylor Green. getting a divorce. Why my
1:29:18
cadre trailer green is getting a divorce? Why was she here to raise money?
1:29:21
She
1:29:23
was a Trump. I
1:29:24
mean, that would be as stupid
1:29:26
as, you know, AOC going down to Georgia, right, to
1:29:29
raise money. I
1:29:32
she probably could raise money. Probably has.
1:29:34
That's really dumb. Can you believe that Marjorie trailer green can actually
1:29:37
raise money? Doesn't
1:29:40
seem weird? She's
1:29:40
getting a
1:29:41
divorce and she would like her privacy. I think it's told. She's a part of
1:29:43
the GQP. Exactly.
1:29:49
And I
1:29:49
saw and I actually read a
1:29:50
story about her, the trainer that she was supposedly having an affair with
1:29:54
who who looked ridiculous.
1:29:58
and that grieving today was enough. I
1:30:00
think it was a lot younger though. But
1:30:02
there was a there was other news I
1:30:04
read today. I got these people she
1:30:06
does not matter. he does not matter. They're all noise. What do
1:30:08
they ever done? I don't know. It's funny
1:30:10
whenever I it seems like
1:30:14
the the the fifty politicians that get the most attention
1:30:16
right now, they all seem like just assholes
1:30:18
to me. I every single one of
1:30:20
them is where they only care about
1:30:22
themselves. They only care about being elected. but
1:30:24
I have to admit I did chuckle this morning
1:30:26
because I woke up to just the most ridiculous stories
1:30:31
and they were so horrible and potentially horrifying that I
1:30:33
couldn't help it laugh. But the first
1:30:35
one was the
1:30:38
international archives says, missing Trump documents. And I
1:30:41
was thinking, oh my god, there's more documents.
1:30:43
So what are they gonna strip
1:30:47
search Trump? actually searches a hole for these documents now.
1:30:49
What they gonna do? They'll
1:30:51
never find them. What
1:30:54
are they gonna Are they gonna Oh, that's there. I just need
1:30:56
to check inside your ass. How? I
1:30:58
have a SWAT team enter every property
1:31:02
of his, every hotel, every building. I mean, it's just like, oh my
1:31:04
god. Where does it end? But
1:31:06
it doesn't end. Oh boy. There
1:31:12
was We were off so long
1:31:14
that all other stuff seems old, but it's not. There was a Biden called Jackie
1:31:16
Wollarsky up on say, where
1:31:18
is Jackie? Oh, hilarious. And she's
1:31:22
dead. Yeah. So this that's why this is
1:31:24
funny. And then you're gonna hear the
1:31:27
White House,
1:31:27
what what
1:31:28
they call a press secretary, explain
1:31:30
that this was not a gaffe. Why
1:31:32
is that
1:31:32
not a gaffe? It is a
1:31:34
gaffe. Of course it's a gaffe.
1:31:36
I wanna
1:31:38
thank all of you here for
1:31:40
including bipartisan electric officials like representative governor, senator Braun,
1:31:43
senator Booker. This is my favorite. Jackie,
1:31:47
are you here? Where's Jackie? I there's always a she
1:31:50
was something to help make this a
1:31:53
reality. What happened in a hunger event. Today, the president appeared
1:31:56
to look around the room of a
1:31:58
foreign audience member, a member of commerce
1:32:00
who passed away last month, he seemed to
1:32:02
indicate she might be in the room. So
1:32:04
the president was as you
1:32:06
all know, you guys were watching today's event, a very important event on
1:32:08
digital security.
1:32:10
The president
1:32:11
was naming the congressional champions on
1:32:14
this issue and was acknowledging her incredible work. He had it just
1:32:16
It's not what he
1:32:17
was doing. want to welcome
1:32:20
the Congress
1:32:20
woman's family
1:32:22
to the White House -- Oh,
1:32:24
my god. -- his dad. He was asking
1:32:26
us to come up with these things. Yeah.
1:32:28
So,
1:32:28
of course, she was on
1:32:30
his mind. She was of top would mind
1:32:32
for the president. Okay.
1:32:33
Then he should have known you as the president. Listen to these questions. I
1:32:35
totally understand.
1:32:37
I just I just
1:32:39
explain. She was on top of mine. That doesn't explain
1:32:40
it. You know? Well, because I'm trying
1:32:42
to get my head around the response.
1:32:45
If the late congresswoman was top
1:32:47
of mine for the press resident
1:32:49
and her family was expected to be here, and that's what dude's thinking about what why was he
1:32:51
looking for? I'm not I'm not trying to be snarky here.
1:32:54
No. I mean, she's
1:32:56
dead. I
1:32:58
think people can understand. I think
1:32:59
the American people out there who, you
1:33:02
know, watched the briefing from time
1:33:04
to time, maybe at this moment. will understand
1:33:06
when someone is at top of mind.
1:33:08
I mean, that is that is not an
1:33:10
unusual unusual scenario. That's not what happened.
1:33:13
John Lennon. Top of mind
1:33:15
just about every day, but I'm not looking around
1:33:17
for him anymore. Let me sign a bill
1:33:19
for John Lennon.
1:33:20
Lennon has president, then we can have his
1:33:22
conversation. That's Oh, what wait.
1:33:24
What a what a burn that was? because that wasn't a
1:33:26
burn because it doesn't make sense. Is that the same
1:33:28
guy who said I'm not trying to be snarky
1:33:30
and I'm just finding you're not gonna answer the question. Oh, that was a different guy. Okay. He was like,
1:33:32
I'm gonna be snarky to shit. I answer the
1:33:34
greatest times of mine just about every
1:33:37
day, but I'm not
1:33:39
looking around for me. That's
1:33:41
great. It's so ridiculous. So there was that. And there was
1:33:43
that one was so
1:33:47
bad. It was I think pretty much
1:33:49
everybody had to pick it up because the press secretary talked about too. But this
1:33:51
was did either
1:33:54
guys see the whole
1:33:56
clip of Kamala Harris at the
1:33:58
demilitarized zone with North South Korea? No. Just heard talking about North Korea. It
1:34:01
was one of
1:34:04
the worst appearances I've
1:34:06
ever seen by a politician just because she's seen Oh, that's so It's on brand.
1:34:09
I mean,
1:34:12
totally close. shed binoculars to look at
1:34:14
something fifty yards away, and the guy's going, it's really close. It's actually right there. Yeah. There's a point. There's
1:34:16
nothing right there. There's any
1:34:18
binoculars that can't explain to her.
1:34:22
Anyway, she ends up giving a statement that
1:34:24
North Korea is one of our
1:34:26
great longtime allies. And, of course,
1:34:28
North Korea, that was a total
1:34:30
gap. And the amazing thing about it is It's not a
1:34:32
gap because she had a top of mind. Oh,
1:34:35
okay. So the United States shares
1:34:38
a very important relation
1:34:40
chip, which is an alliance
1:34:43
with the Republic of North Korea. And it is an alliance
1:34:45
that is strong
1:34:48
and enduring. So
1:34:49
anyway, this thing blew up immediately. New York Post, Washington examiner,
1:34:51
all these your
1:34:55
places, Fox News, And
1:34:57
honestly, because I get the I have the subscription to the Washington Post now, I go
1:34:59
just to see, they did
1:35:02
a story on it. about
1:35:05
what historic appearance it was, but they never mentioned that she said
1:35:07
North Korea is a great ally, and the
1:35:10
New York Times didn't
1:35:12
either. I
1:35:14
mean,
1:35:15
I thought that's really
1:35:17
weird.
1:35:18
Yeah. I mean, that's
1:35:20
really weird because
1:35:22
you know, when you are president or vice president, you make
1:35:24
a gap, it's always news. I mean, I
1:35:26
remember when Gerald Ford and the debate
1:35:28
said that it was an
1:35:31
iron curtain fuck up. said something about, you know,
1:35:33
all our great friends behind Harry Curtain or something. I can't
1:35:35
remember exactly how he said it, but it was a
1:35:37
total gap. And it was the news of the
1:35:39
day next day. And
1:35:42
and now we have two publications that are allegedly two of the
1:35:43
most important information sources,
1:35:46
and it didn't happen. but
1:35:50
it did happen to all these other publications.
1:35:52
So it's very, very strange
1:35:55
the way this seems
1:35:57
to work these days. But
1:35:59
anyway, she
1:35:59
then went on to say
1:35:59
that that communities of color
1:36:02
should get humanitarian aid first
1:36:05
for the hurricane and then women on top of that, which
1:36:07
I mentioned. But Bill Marr, on Friday
1:36:09
night, said that Biden needs a
1:36:12
dump comma.
1:36:14
And, honestly, I
1:36:15
think he's right. I think he should
1:36:16
dump or not that he should run. Well, I don't
1:36:18
think he should run either, but I think he's
1:36:22
gonna run. Do you really? I do. I don't know why think
1:36:24
Mar was talking about, though Mar was saying he
1:36:26
wants him to run. I wouldn't go that far.
1:36:28
I don't want anyone
1:36:31
that age to run. But I think if
1:36:33
he dumped Kamala and you had someone in there that people went,
1:36:35
oh, I could see that person being president --
1:36:37
Mhmm. -- it would be so
1:36:39
much better a ticket Oh,
1:36:42
sure. They're not trying to offer advice because honestly, I could help both parties so much if they would listen to me. And I think do
1:36:44
the same thing. But But
1:36:46
he he can't he can't do
1:36:50
People lose their fucking shit. Yeah.
1:36:52
There's usually a person of color that's also a
1:36:54
female, but he get more vote. have to get
1:36:56
another person of color that's also a female
1:36:58
to replace her. Well, he'd get more votes. If he got someone who was
1:37:00
a credible president as vice president, I
1:37:02
really think he'd get more votes. In
1:37:06
fact, I think it's irresponsible. I don't
1:37:09
know, man, that the the fringe
1:37:11
of that side would be so mad about
1:37:13
it. They just wouldn't What they're gonna vote?
1:37:15
They're not gonna vote. Really? No. Of course,
1:37:17
they're gonna yeah. They're gonna let
1:37:19
Trump win. No. No. That's how that's
1:37:21
how it works. That
1:37:23
fringe just won't fucking vote if they
1:37:25
don't like what it is as opposed to just biting their tongue. Well, then they deserve it. They don't like it because you you
1:37:27
should not get your way because you're
1:37:30
so outraged over something that is
1:37:32
ridiculous. She's
1:37:35
not presidential material. She isn't. And it's funny
1:37:37
before the show today Brandon asked me. What were
1:37:39
you talking about? Willie Brown? Well, yeah. It's
1:37:41
just I was I'm a little behind on some of
1:37:43
our shows. Something like a month and a half behind you. I heard you
1:37:45
talking about Willie Brown, and it's just
1:37:47
funny that I've
1:37:49
never even heard that ever. Yeah. Her career started with having
1:37:51
an affair with Willie Brown. He
1:37:54
was a very powerful politician.
1:37:56
He In Charles twenty
1:37:58
nine, he was sixty one. you guys were married and she
1:38:00
was not. And Willie Brown appointed
1:38:02
her to an important position and
1:38:05
she used Willie Brown's connections to
1:38:07
get very very he was he separate? It was married.
1:38:10
Well, what? But Okay. People
1:38:12
thought he
1:38:14
was separated and affected him to bring Kamala to his inauguration. Was
1:38:16
he governor? He was a
1:38:18
mister president. Oh, mayor of
1:38:21
San Francisco. That's right. And at the
1:38:23
inauguration, his wife was by his side.
1:38:25
Yeah. So a lot of people were
1:38:28
surprised because he'd been all over the place
1:38:30
with comma, but that you'll never read about that either.
1:38:32
I mean, you'll read about it in Fox News maybe,
1:38:34
but a lot of people I I would imagine
1:38:36
don't know that. Not that it really I
1:38:39
mean, she is what she is. Yeah. She is what she is, but I just think she'll leave the hammer on you. I
1:38:41
mean, honestly, when I
1:38:43
was saying I like
1:38:45
to do a Twitter poll on who would you rather
1:38:48
have to be president, Sarah Palin or Kamala Harris? I was serious. I think that's an interesting
1:38:50
poll because I think both of them are Oh, would you rather now? I didn't
1:38:52
qualify myself
1:38:55
because I done them both. They're both very attractive, but I think they're both jokes. Yeah.
1:38:57
I I don't think either one of them is
1:39:00
any position. And
1:39:02
if you if you watch the whole thing. I think people will just answer
1:39:04
by whatever whatever party they
1:39:06
identify with. Yeah. They might. how
1:39:09
it works now. And people would probably
1:39:11
argue that, oh my got airplanes great. Yeah. If
1:39:13
Jeffrey Dameris is great. If Jeffrey Damer was a Democrat and he
1:39:15
was running against Republican Ted
1:39:17
Bundy, I mean, it
1:39:20
was just go with whatever bar do
1:39:22
you identify with. I have real I have to admit, I didn't think I would like the drama
1:39:25
about Damer. Is
1:39:28
it good? it's pretty good. Really? I've been just
1:39:30
putting it off putting it off putting it off. I've been getting kicked out of it because Daimler has that Midwestern
1:39:32
accent. And
1:39:36
so it's it's just funny hearing him. It's funny
1:39:38
hearing him talk like that being a Milwaukee guy.
1:39:41
He talks like that like a happy
1:39:43
New Year. And I come over
1:39:45
for dinner and got Damer
1:39:48
honestly, you know, I I do
1:39:50
this where get myself in the head of the sick person and
1:39:52
start thinking like them. That's what a
1:39:54
good murder consultant does. because you need
1:39:56
someone to root for in a
1:39:59
sick credit consultant does. And Dubbers the main
1:40:01
guy in the story side actually starts rooting for him. And
1:40:03
when grandma starts yelling at him that, you know, what are
1:40:06
you doing down there,
1:40:08
Jeff? when he's got this guy that he's
1:40:10
given GHB to and the guy's really barely awake, he's just floundering and domers about
1:40:12
to get in some
1:40:14
hot nepro action with him.
1:40:16
Gramma was like, Jeffrey, I was like, would
1:40:18
you shut off, grandma? I mean, I was yelling at her. Just
1:40:23
ruining his moment. your daughter. Dommers. Dommers like,
1:40:25
oh, he's fine, Grammy. He's just had a little too much to drink. Okay? I was like, no.
1:40:27
I don't think he's fine at
1:40:29
all. I'm calling nine one,
1:40:32
Jeff's like, No grandma. No. Get get back
1:40:34
in your room, grandma. Get out of here. grandma. How's he doing that to what does he mean? grandma.
1:40:36
Fucking up all his fun. Everything
1:40:38
is about to come to fruition.
1:40:42
and fucking grandma has to stick
1:40:44
her nose in it. Goddamn it grandma.
1:40:46
So anyway, grandma ends up saving
1:40:48
the guy's life. Really?
1:40:49
Yeah. Because grandma stays with him to make
1:40:51
sure he's okay, which I mean, I'm really I'm
1:40:56
so shocked that Daimler didn't take grandma out because she
1:40:58
was irritating me. No. He has so fucking annoying. Did you see this brand? I haven't
1:41:00
watched all of it yet, but in my
1:41:02
readings of Daimler in the past. It
1:41:06
seems like his grandma was the one person that
1:41:08
he actually loved. He didn't like his parents
1:41:10
that much because of all the chaos that
1:41:13
happened when he was a kid. He wasn't
1:41:15
that close with his younger brother. But grandma held a
1:41:17
tiny poopy. He he got in grandma's face a few times. I
1:41:19
mean, I'm surprised grandma lived through it
1:41:21
to be honest. They're the
1:41:23
best grandma ever. But Daimler is
1:41:25
I mean, you sort I know it sounds ridiculous. You
1:41:28
kinda feel sorry
1:41:30
for him because Daimler he
1:41:32
wants some hot natural action really bad. I mean,
1:41:34
he wants hot action. Yeah. And and nobody's interested in Damer because he's
1:41:37
he looks like Damer and
1:41:39
he's really awkward. But
1:41:41
then Damer starts pumping up and going to the club Yeah. The Damer is just going down, and I heard him say something that
1:41:43
I have not heard in so long. I thought
1:41:46
this is really good writing, by whoever.
1:41:48
Right? Domorex
1:41:51
is one guy. Hey, you want a party party?
1:41:52
I would probably say party
1:41:54
party. Oh, yeah. No. It
1:41:57
was I don't think I ever said
1:41:59
it. honestly. It sounds so stupid now, but it's like, hey, you want a party,
1:42:01
Hardy? We go back to my place. I live
1:42:03
nowhere near here because this guy's car
1:42:05
wouldn't start. And that's the guy
1:42:07
that went over there. because
1:42:09
I think Daimler's gonna give him a jump or something. Next, you know, Daimler's point point beers
1:42:11
for the guys. Right. Right. And
1:42:14
then the guy is getting
1:42:17
then a guy is getting pissed, like, look,
1:42:19
I gotta get out of here, dude. I don't know what you want, but
1:42:21
I gotta get out of here. And then he just like,
1:42:23
oh, whoa. I stood up too fast. And
1:42:25
then he's just out and then Ramas on
1:42:27
the fucking scene. Ramas. But there was another guy that dialed a definition of party
1:42:30
party, right, for that
1:42:32
guy. he
1:42:34
wanted hot macro action in the worst
1:42:36
way. Jesus. So Damer is
1:42:38
Each other day. Damer is just
1:42:40
doing some cruising, just cruising for dudes
1:42:42
and stuff, you know, like, discovered that he's
1:42:44
gay and he's he's starting to dig looking at guys. So he
1:42:47
sees this guy like, hey, where are you headed? Because
1:42:50
like, I'm going to this concert, man. I'm hitching concerts at eight o'clock,
1:42:53
and I was like, I'll give you a ride.
1:42:55
How about if we go over to my place?
1:42:57
Have a couple of Ruskeys, and I'll give
1:42:59
you a ride over there. guy, that sounds nice. So
1:43:01
this guy's like, oh, I mean a bunch of friends. He's like, no. I'll give you right. Don't
1:43:03
worry about it. So he takes him back to
1:43:06
Dommer's house. And Dommer His
1:43:08
father I forgot where his dad went, but his parents have
1:43:10
split up and he's living with his mom. His mom's like, I'm out of here,
1:43:12
Jeff, and she takes the kids, and she bolts
1:43:14
and leaves him alone in the house for
1:43:18
months. He was squatting. Yeah. Yeah. And
1:43:20
he just rages. He just parties up a
1:43:22
storm. He starts getting hammered and trying to
1:43:24
bring dudes back there for hot and macro.
1:43:27
So he brings this guy back there and he started having Bruce keys and
1:43:29
he's going, hey, man, I gotta get the show. I
1:43:31
gotta meet my friends. What was the
1:43:33
band by the way? You remember who the band was?
1:43:35
man. He was yeah. He was hitchhiking to a concert. He was a
1:43:37
heavy metal show, I think. Like, real
1:43:39
heavy
1:43:39
metal. I'll find it. In fact, I
1:43:41
wonder if it was that that band isotopes
1:43:45
It wasn't It wasn't it's Friday. Wasn't going
1:43:47
to a dope show. Oh, hey. Look.
1:43:50
He doesn't like watch Don't
1:43:52
even go play it out right now. All I
1:43:54
can say is that this this first victim Steven Mark Hicks, he was on
1:43:56
his way. He was hitchhiking to
1:43:58
a rock concert at
1:43:59
chipawatt lake. Park. But
1:44:02
that's how I Look on the link. Click on
1:44:03
the the story. Yeah. What date was it? Maybe we go
1:44:06
to set list FM
1:44:08
and See
1:44:10
what show I
1:44:12
interrupted. I could have
1:44:14
sworn, god, what's that
1:44:16
documentary with that guy?
1:44:18
who was in this heavy metal heavy heavy metal man that were
1:44:21
sitting -- Oh. -- feeling popular. Were they
1:44:23
the Swedish? Were they European that
1:44:25
one? They got it murdered? No. This guy
1:44:27
didn't murder anybody. He got dilled. This
1:44:29
huge heroin habit lived in his parents
1:44:31
basement for, like, thirty five years. And the
1:44:33
documentary about this guy that was trying to
1:44:35
get him of could
1:44:36
put the band back together, man. Oh,
1:44:38
I don't know. You remember that one? No.
1:44:40
Not at all. I sent Brandon a bunch
1:44:42
of drops from it that he never got.
1:44:45
Wait. What? Yeah. It
1:44:46
was this guy. He went. Was it pegasus that
1:44:51
that accident strike? Was that the band
1:44:53
that I was talking about? I think this is the band that Steven Mark Hicks was
1:44:56
going to. Oh, you're right. You're right. That's
1:44:58
not the name of the band I'm thinking
1:45:00
of. But
1:45:02
yeah, pig he's gone to Pegasus. So Damer
1:45:04
is having a couple Bruce keys with the guy that
1:45:06
guys get really impatient. Like, I gotta get to
1:45:08
the show and then Damer tries to make out with
1:45:10
him. And he was like, why? What are you doing? I don't know what
1:45:13
you have in mind, dude. I ain't gonna go that
1:45:15
way and I was like, I was
1:45:18
just kidding. Okay? It's no big deal. and then he ends up killing the guy because he's
1:45:20
get Daimler always feels like he's gonna get left behind,
1:45:22
like, when his dad left his mom -- Oh, I started
1:45:24
feeling bad. -- feeling like he
1:45:26
kills people. He just wanna leave.
1:45:29
And then, you know, when he
1:45:31
eats their heart or something, he's just
1:45:33
keeping them forever. Yeah. Exactly. I'm gonna
1:45:35
eat you totally illogical. I'm
1:45:37
just telling you what I was thinking. I'm not saying it was magical.
1:45:39
That's Netflix. Right? Yes. Yes. Yes.
1:45:42
It's called a monster.
1:45:44
So also on Netflix now is the Marilyn Monroe movie.
1:45:46
Have you tried watching that? I've tried. How far did you make it? To
1:45:52
Adrian Brody, Oh, man. They're Miller. You did better night it.
1:45:54
I turned it off after fifteen minutes. It's a lot of shit with her mom and all the artsy stuff.
1:45:58
I'm like, I know. Is this? This is awful. Adrianne Brothers says fearless filmmaking.
1:46:00
Yeah. Because they didn't care if
1:46:02
it sucked. Jake Wallfrey. It's
1:46:07
awful. What about Anna de Araima? You did not stay around for
1:46:09
the nude scenes? I saw it. I didn't care. I'd
1:46:11
rather look at him on mister Skin.
1:46:13
They were awful. The Maryland
1:46:15
starts going nuts. with other
1:46:17
men. And I'm like, I don't care how hot she
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is. I can't spend five minutes with her. She's horrible she's screaming all the
1:46:22
time. I mean, she's
1:46:24
just cool. Did you notice
1:46:26
anything with the accent? Was it too Cuban of an accent? I didn't really notice that.
1:46:28
Okay. But I just thought
1:46:30
another great scene with Damer. Oh
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my god. Incredible scene where Damer goes to the store. Yeah, I need a
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new pair
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for some new clothes or something. You know, I gotta turn up my act a little bit for the disco's
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to these gay disco clubs.
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And oh, if the disc goes, by the way,
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Nomor's big move is taking a shirt off and whipping it around his head. Oh, come on. That's so cliche.
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gets thrown out of the bathhouse
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slash disco because he keeps
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knocking guys out with g
1:47:04
h be. Really? So he's not allowed
1:47:06
back in the closet. That's the line. Bathhouse. He hadn't even
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had a bathhouse. Hey, those like the jacks.
1:47:10
Right? He hadn't even had any neck
1:47:13
pro action at this point. Mhmm. And they'll throw them of the
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Are you to use poppers the I remember. Yeah. Way
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pop. Nope. Oh, poppers. No. I
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don't think poppers are allowed. I think it's in the description. Oh, poppers included. I can't remember.
1:47:26
But
1:47:28
Damer Is it the store? And
1:47:30
he notices -- Hello. -- he notices this mannequin that the shirts on
1:47:31
button, which is, you know, Dom or shirt
1:47:34
on button that just brings to
1:47:36
life and he
1:47:38
realizes that the mannequin is fucking hot. He's got a six pack. He's built like So
1:47:40
Damer hides in
1:47:43
the dressing room. until
1:47:46
the place closes so he can steal the
1:47:48
mannequin -- What? -- and take the mannequin home.
1:47:50
And he's getting it on with the mannequin --
1:47:52
Okay. -- potentially like rubbing his crotch while
1:47:55
Casey and Sunshine Man, please
1:47:57
don't go. He's
1:47:59
playing. You know what song?
1:48:01
Casey and Sunshine Man? It's pretty
1:48:03
hot seeing with the song. Why doesn't
1:48:05
he why don't he just
1:48:07
stick with mannequins The minute you out that door.
1:48:11
You said about Jackson a
1:48:14
little bit there today? Look at
1:48:16
that.
1:48:17
is it I
1:48:20
mean, I
1:48:20
was under the impression because this is around around the same
1:48:22
time. I think Damerg was cranking Casey and Sung Ji band in
1:48:26
his bedroom while he's getting on with the mannequin probably. I
1:48:29
love
1:48:30
you so. And
1:48:31
grandma was out of
1:48:33
the fucking mannequin and I
1:48:36
thought they was gonna
1:48:38
kill her. She's complicit in all his future murders. My boyfriend. Well, she's like, I don't know what you
1:48:40
want that thing before. And he's like,
1:48:42
you want the right to throw it
1:48:44
out. and
1:48:46
lose it. I've never seen lose it with grandma like
1:48:48
that. She had every right to steal it. She
1:48:51
had no right to to to
1:48:54
throw it out. Domalot. It's true.
1:48:55
There's another
1:48:57
already see hidden in the
1:48:59
dressing room. That's amazing. god.
1:49:02
And there's another show that a lot of listeners have been
1:49:04
asking us to review, and that's the eleven
1:49:06
minutes. Oh, have you seen it? On
1:49:09
Paramount plus about the Vegas shooting. Have you seen
1:49:11
it? Wait. Say it again? The member of the Vegas
1:49:13
shooting at Yeah. The five hundred people.
1:49:15
Yeah. It's been five
1:49:17
years. Mhmm. It seems about. Right? Yeah. I guess. I mean,
1:49:19
everything goes so fast. Wow. I mean, there's so much fun. But
1:49:22
you don't hear about that one like you hear about
1:49:24
other mass shoots.
1:49:26
That's the biggest one
1:49:28
ever. I know. So there's a there's a
1:49:30
there's something a Netflix about
1:49:31
it. Paramount plus Plus has
1:49:33
a has a multi series
1:49:36
on it. Oh, really?
1:49:38
I would lots a lots of footage. I've only seen a little bit of it, but yeah. I mean, it's I got the It's
1:49:40
rough. Yeah. because so many
1:49:42
people had cameras. It's a concert.
1:49:46
Vegas. True. Yeah. The other good dock
1:49:49
that I saw on Netflix is have you
1:49:51
seen the Eat The Rich documentary
1:49:55
on GameStop? Yes. that you saw. I
1:49:58
did. It's really good. Yeah. That was really good. That was very interesting. Really? What was that guy's name? The
1:50:00
kitty guy. Kitty?
1:50:03
Kitty. Roring kitty. Oh,
1:50:06
yeah. Yeah. We turned out to
1:50:08
be a professional broker. Yeah. But I thoroughly enjoy
1:50:10
the fact that this guy who a lot
1:50:12
of people blame for kind of pumping and
1:50:14
dumping game stock. I love the fact that he's in front of a
1:50:17
congressional hearing. I know. That's
1:50:19
that's basically all the meme things
1:50:21
that are said on Wall Street,
1:50:23
but it's like, I like the stock and
1:50:25
the moon. Like, he's just kinda throwing it back to back at him, which is,
1:50:27
you know, it was a dog and
1:50:30
pony show. Well, what's amazing about it
1:50:32
is, they
1:50:34
were
1:50:35
pumping up a shitty stock
1:50:37
-- Mhmm. -- because these hedge
1:50:39
funds hedge funds are betting on
1:50:41
the shitty stock to lose. Yeah. And
1:50:43
they make money. company. By going, hey,
1:50:45
that company sucks. I'm gonna bet on their
1:50:47
stock price going even lower
1:50:49
and make millions, which is bullshit. I mean, why would you why?
1:50:52
Why why are you allowed to short?
1:50:54
Yeah. Why? Because a lot of times, a
1:50:56
lot of people are when they said it
1:50:58
in the documentary too, there's the one guy
1:51:01
who Wall Street bets turned on, but that guy made a lot of
1:51:03
money by shorting stocks of bad businesses. So the idea
1:51:08
is people do research into a business. And if
1:51:10
you're allowed to bet on it doing well, then you should go, now that business isn't
1:51:12
very sound. I'm gonna bet
1:51:14
that it doesn't do well. So
1:51:17
you're trying to really keep these
1:51:19
companies honest. Well, that doesn't seem like that's where
1:51:22
the hedge funds are all their
1:51:24
money because they make the most money. Most of them in
1:51:26
two thousand eight and two thousand nine. Sure. And everything goes to shit. There's guys making millions
1:51:30
and millions of dollars. was
1:51:32
off their misery. Was it David Burry who from
1:51:34
the Big Short? What's his name? The guy that Christian
1:51:36
Bale played in the movie, The Big Short.
1:51:38
Oh, I don't But he short
1:51:41
because he saw he looked into it
1:51:43
and saw, no, these numbers don't make sense, and
1:51:45
he bet against it. Michael Burry. Michael Burry. I
1:51:48
mean, there's There's a reason
1:51:50
to show that they there's a lot of fundamental do they make everyone aware of it? Hey, this company sucks
1:51:52
and they're lying and
1:51:55
I'm betting against it. this
1:51:58
is because they don't wanna ruin their bet, but they they can. I mean, you can find it out. And that's what I was gonna say about GameStop.
1:52:00
They looked at
1:52:03
it and said, this
1:52:05
stock is short at a hundred and forty percent. That's just That
1:52:07
this is a way to -- Yeah. So So people thought,
1:52:12
hey, Let's drive that stock
1:52:14
up and fuck those hedge funds. But what pissed me off about that documentary is the
1:52:16
same thing that pisses
1:52:19
me off about WeWork. and
1:52:21
that the biggest villain in there is Robinhood. And --
1:52:23
Oh, yeah. -- walked everybody over. And in the end, Robin and as
1:52:25
an IPO in the two
1:52:28
founders and two
1:52:30
and a half billion dollars -- Oh.
1:52:32
-- because the system always wins. Yeah. The stock price is just plummeted
1:52:34
since by the way. And so they do. They crank the stock up
1:52:39
to ridiculous and you could cash out at any point
1:52:42
in there and and keep your money and
1:52:44
make a lot of money in these
1:52:46
people who didn't have a lot of
1:52:48
money they were just small investors who banded
1:52:50
together and say, hey, let's nail these people for betting against GameStop
1:52:52
because it's so shooting up, it's shooting
1:52:54
up, it's shooting up, it's going higher.
1:52:58
It's selling a hundred and forty four million
1:53:00
shares a day when it normally sold
1:53:02
seven million. They could have squeezed some hedge
1:53:04
funds out of assistance, man. Absolutely. really
1:53:06
could have. But what happens when it gets up to three hundred or whatever, all of a sudden they
1:53:08
go to buy more the next
1:53:10
day to keep pushing it up,
1:53:14
because they can make more money too when they
1:53:16
sell. They can make more. You
1:53:18
can't buy it on Robinhood, which
1:53:20
is the only place you can
1:53:23
just buy it. Boom immediately. Otherwise, you know, you
1:53:25
have not a broker. They don't have a broker fee or anything. And all
1:53:27
of a sudden, Robin, oh, they can't take their
1:53:32
trades. What? So guess what the hedge
1:53:34
fund wins because the stock is going down. You can only sell it. That's ridiculous.
1:53:36
Or It's
1:53:39
total bullshit. They should have said if they didn't want people to buy
1:53:41
it or they wanted to halt training, then you shouldn't be allowed
1:53:43
to sell it either. No. You shouldn't be able
1:53:45
to sell it. The stock should be it should
1:53:48
be stuck in place. It's
1:53:50
like if you're Girl, you can buy it. If you can buy stocks, you should bet that they're gonna be winners. You should be able to bet that
1:53:53
they're gonna be
1:53:56
losers too. It kinda keeps the whole thing
1:53:58
Well, but that that was a one way street. You can only lose once you could No. No. No. No. I can only lose. I'm just
1:54:01
talking about
1:54:04
shorting stocks. So the one guy, the big
1:54:06
gambler guy, he lost his ass. Oh, yeah. He had to sell his house with Yeah. He
1:54:11
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1:54:13
what's weird. I don't feel too bad for that guy.
1:54:15
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1:54:17
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1:54:21
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I don't
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married Dan Hewitt in twenty twenty one. Oh, there you go.
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that. She probably divorced him because
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every time she gave money away, he's
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probably Who are you doing? No. Remember, he was getting
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on his high horse and and and putting out publications at, like, I'm very
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giving away all this Really? I'm
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a huge philanthropist now. Yeah. I'm really honored to give away
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my new wife's ex husband's money. Right. that's
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ridiculous. Meanwhile, Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are going strong. I
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know there is a bunch of pictures of them
1:58:40
in the tablets. And I
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can't tell you she looks really
1:58:44
gross. Oh, someone pointed out too. And I
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haven't been watching enough of the Amazon coverage of Thursday
1:58:48
night football. But is
1:58:51
Tony Gonzalez a commentator? on
1:58:54
that. Oh, I didn't know if he
1:58:56
was part of the booth. Did he replace the Keep To Lieb
1:58:58
or something? Well, I I don't know what he does
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on that, someone said that, yeah, he's
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working for Amazon's thirty Thursday night games. And gee, I wonder how he got that gig. because
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Lauren sees me married to Lauren
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Sanchez. That's right. And they're very close. Sanchez and Bezos and Tony
1:59:15
Gonzalez are all one big happy throttle. I feel like
1:59:17
one of those times when he's, you know, cocking Jeff Bezos that he must have just asked,
1:59:19
hey, could I
1:59:22
be the host of that studio show on Thursday night, and
1:59:24
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owns the company
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1:59:39
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1:59:41
have? And what's gonna be on Thursday night football? Just
1:59:43
because it's on his platform. Do
1:59:46
you like that, by the way, Thursday night football? Because You were
1:59:49
out Thursday night in Royal Oak -- Yeah. -- meeting
1:59:51
up with Carl and then meeting up
1:59:53
with Vinny Paul, you know, and he Vinny
1:59:55
had left the bar that we were at
1:59:57
-- Mhmm. -- because that bar did not
2:00:00
have Amazon Prime
2:00:02
programmed into their TVs. Really? Yeah. And so
2:00:04
Vinny Vinny left and just watched it at old
2:00:06
tools. He was out in the street just watching
2:00:09
it in the outdoor. because he wanted to watch Thursday night
2:00:12
game and some of the bars didn't have it
2:00:14
because they're not logged in. When I've watched it
2:00:17
first off, it it looks really good. I mean, they do a good
2:00:19
job. I feel production wise. I almost feel
2:00:21
like I should apologize to me as
2:00:24
because I feel like Al
2:00:26
Michaels is totally phoning it in
2:00:28
now. Have you noticed that? Well, he seems
2:00:30
very disinterested in the game now, and I think he's totally confused
2:00:32
about what platform he's
2:00:34
on and what streaming is.
2:00:37
Multiple times while I've watched Thursday Night Football on Amazon, I've noticed that, like,
2:00:39
the picture starts getting a little grainy at times. Oh, really? Yeah. And
2:00:41
I don't know if that's because
2:00:44
See, that That's
2:00:46
funny. It's probably dependent on the
2:00:48
Internet connection. You have to have
2:00:50
a fast speed, otherwise But you
2:00:52
know you know that's getting priority on the
2:00:54
back end because they own all the fucking clouds
2:00:56
in this country. Right. But let me let me set it up because what
2:00:58
happens is you'll start watching it and everything's fine, but then they jump to
2:01:01
commercial. And when
2:01:03
they jump back from commercial. It's all grainy.
2:01:05
And then it'll try to fix itself. And as soon as it fix
2:01:08
itself and it looks really
2:01:10
good, then it goes to commercial
2:01:12
against starts over. Even my
2:01:14
dad is in the in his seventies. He's
2:01:16
like, it looks pretty damn good. I think
2:01:18
it's dependent on on your Internet connection, Are
2:01:20
you saying you have bad Internet connections? Have
2:01:22
it hard lined in. I think it works great. However, if you're pulling off a
2:01:24
WiFi and maybe if you're in the
2:01:27
garage, TV, or something, it's docks.
2:01:30
Also in the world of football, you know, we
2:01:32
talked about Rihanna getting the
2:01:35
halftime show. Remember?
2:01:36
That's true. Well, did we
2:01:38
ever
2:01:38
talk about Taylor Swift allegedly turned it down? Oh, I did not see that. Do you believe that
2:01:40
for one second that Taylor Swift turned
2:01:42
down the Super Bowl halftime? Is this
2:01:47
a cool thing for artists to say that I was offered the halftime show and
2:01:49
I turned it down. Well, that's what Rihanna has done
2:01:51
in the past. Oh, I know. So is
2:01:54
is Taylor slip gonna do it in two
2:01:56
years? You know,
2:01:58
so I turned it down? Allegedly. And
2:02:00
part of the reason that she turned it down
2:02:02
was she is too busy rerecording her back catalog
2:02:07
Oh, Jesus. Didn't she have enough money? Well,
2:02:09
too busy rerecording your
2:02:11
back catalog. You can't take a month off
2:02:13
to prepare for the Super Bowl. What do you have
2:02:15
to do anyway? Come up
2:02:18
with a set of all your hits. Have a little And we wanted to screw over
2:02:20
Scooter Braun because he bought our
2:02:22
catalog, and so he makes money when
2:02:27
the the way it was recorded, which is the way a reason it was supposed
2:02:29
to be, the way it was when it was a
2:02:31
hit. But just he
2:02:34
doesn't want him to make money off his three hundred million dollar investment or whatever it
2:02:36
was because she's so mad because getting over to
2:02:38
her first even though I did, but just
2:02:40
come up with a
2:02:42
better excuse than that, man.
2:02:44
She sounds chicken shit or something. Or either that
2:02:47
or shit She was never offered I bet. Or
2:02:49
she's assuming she'll
2:02:51
get another offer. also
2:02:54
in the world of the military. Well, I'm I'm sure
2:02:56
everybody is just heartbroken that Trevor Noah
2:02:58
is leaving the daylight. Oh, sad. That's
2:03:01
another one where I'm reading on. What a great runny hat? He was so good. Yeah.
2:03:03
They used to have two million people
2:03:06
watching it every day and they have,
2:03:08
like, they're
2:03:10
lucky to have eight hundred thousand now. It's so
2:03:12
bad. Show is just gone off a cliff.
2:03:14
He's horrible. That's a nice word. This is
2:03:16
why the world is so weird right now.
2:03:18
It's like, if you We're to just read available out there
2:03:21
in mainstream media. You would believe
2:03:23
that he's the greatest, and CBS
2:03:25
says it every month, oh my
2:03:27
god. He's so funny. Well,
2:03:29
it's a No one criticized him because
2:03:31
I think if you criticized him, you probably would would get in trouble. Well, CBS isn't gonna criticize
2:03:35
their own show. I don't
2:03:37
have to play his stupid jokes and
2:03:39
pretend they're funny every morning. Yeah. They do. know. Hopefully, you can host
2:03:42
the Grammy's again.
2:03:43
That was hilarious. Did
2:03:46
you guys talk about SNL? No, I didn't. Did you watch it? I watched part of it. It was, you know,
2:03:49
honestly,
2:03:52
It's one of the last things on my
2:03:54
list of the weekend to watch now. It's fallen that far. I thought the opening sketch really fucking
2:03:59
funny. Did you not like it? It was okay. A manning cast
2:04:01
basically ragging on SNL? Yeah.
2:04:03
I was okay, but I
2:04:06
just didn't I don't know.
2:04:08
You know, the weird thing about that show now is
2:04:10
it's very obvious. They have they're telling us we aren't deciding this.
2:04:12
They're telling us that Bon Yang
2:04:14
is the star of the show.
2:04:17
Yeah. Well, somebody
2:04:18
must like him. I don't know. He's in every skit. Well, you know, someone
2:04:20
may
2:04:23
like him. I don't know. I don't really know.
2:04:25
Is there a ground swell for Boeing and Yang? No. I don't know. They're telling us there is.
2:04:27
I know of. They
2:04:31
Entertainment Mac told was one of America's
2:04:33
sexiest men in people magazine.
2:04:36
He's he's been
2:04:39
nominated for Emmys. I don't really having against him
2:04:41
except I keep reading about how incredibly is and I don't think he's that incredible. He's not Dana Harvey. He's
2:04:44
not Eddie Murphy. He's not
2:04:46
John Belushi. He's not Dan Akeroyd.
2:04:50
he's not even Pete Davidson. And Pete Davidson
2:04:52
was not my favorite, but he was funny. The
2:04:54
funny thing on there, and maybe I'm simple
2:04:56
because almost anything Keenin Thompson says, I I
2:04:59
love Keenin Thompson. To me, he's the star of the show. His was very
2:05:04
funny. No. It's his deliveries. No. I love
2:05:06
Kenan Thompson. His Hershel Walker on the news was was very good. That was good.
2:05:11
Now if they told me that Keenan was the star -- Yeah. --
2:05:13
that he was in every skit and he's the
2:05:15
guy that always got the attention when the
2:05:17
show was talked about or when the show
2:05:19
talked about itself, I would say,
2:05:21
yeah, I agree. He's a star. I don't agree that Boeing, Yang, is that funny? And he makes everything gay. He makes
2:05:24
everything about
2:05:28
sexuality. Does he like the one trick pony?
2:05:30
He likes big crazy costumes which get a laugh. Yep. But that's kind of a
2:05:32
prop comic. If you ask me, I
2:05:34
just don't think he's that funny. Yeah.
2:05:38
I don't get
2:05:39
them. And he was
2:05:41
in all those skit you're talking
2:05:43
about? Oh, yeah. He was bite
2:05:45
himself in one of the sketches.
2:05:47
Right? Yeah. Yeah. That's how big he Mhmm. And and the open,
2:05:49
I thought I thought the open
2:05:51
was really funny,
2:05:54
you didn't like it. That was okay. I
2:05:56
I thought the guy's doing the Manning Brothers did a good job,
2:05:58
but the guy doing Payton did a good job at Miles
2:06:00
Taylor. Honestly though, I'm
2:06:02
like, they're opening with Trump
2:06:04
Again Well, that's what they said. That
2:06:06
was that was the joke. Yeah. Well, but I don't think that's really the joke. They weren't gonna open with
2:06:09
Joe Biden asking if
2:06:11
someone dead was alive. they
2:06:14
were they're not gonna do that. No. I know. But
2:06:16
the joke was here they got here they are starting
2:06:18
with the the sketch was about the
2:06:21
manning cast just basically analyzing the cold
2:06:24
open as it's happening and ripping on
2:06:26
it. And so the joke
2:06:27
was, oh, to
2:06:30
Trump again. Right. But
2:06:30
but it is Trump again because it's always
2:06:33
Trump. And it'll probably be Trump
2:06:34
a lot more times this this year. Really
2:06:36
good at doing it? He is good. No.
2:06:38
He is good at Trump. that funny ever seen him
2:06:40
doing Trump. I usually laugh out loud when
2:06:42
he does Trump. I don't know why. Maybe
2:06:45
it wasn't well, he wasn't really
2:06:47
the center of the skit. But,
2:06:49
yeah, it's a lot of big and funny costumes and lots of
2:06:51
sexuality and gender humor,
2:06:54
lots of bone, yang, For
2:06:59
an opening episode, I thought it was okay.
2:07:01
I don't know. I just don't find it to
2:07:03
be critical to my weekend viewing. I
2:07:05
I would I would say, like,
2:07:07
I definitely wanna watch Bill Mar every Friday night.
2:07:09
I definitely wanna watch forty eight hours date line
2:07:11
twenty twenty because I like a
2:07:13
lot of true crime, but
2:07:15
I just don't Like, I don't laugh at loud at
2:07:17
that show anymore, and there was a time where I always would laugh at stuff on Saturday Night
2:07:19
Live, and I just don't
2:07:22
find myself laughing that much. Did
2:07:24
they well, no. I guess they
2:07:26
wouldn't have mentioned the Coolio died. Oh,
2:07:31
Yep. This is Julio. On the toilet. Right? In a friend's bathroom.
2:07:33
Yeah. Which is pretty shitty manners. The Diana
2:07:35
Friend's bathroom, I would
2:07:38
say, very rude of
2:07:40
Julio. Think about that with a concept. I love gangs. Just
2:07:42
parrot. Anybody can go out of my house. Just don't
2:07:45
fucking die in
2:07:48
it. Alright? gonna be a damn my fucking bathroom.
2:07:50
Gonna be a whole thing if you die in my house. They said no
2:07:54
drugs were found, which I just I don't know why I assumed it was drugs. I
2:07:56
always thought this guy was I liked him. I
2:07:58
thought he was a cool guy too. Name
2:07:59
name his
2:08:02
other hit. I was just on a Spotify and
2:08:04
I can't tell you. Oh, isn't it?
2:08:06
Fantastic, boys? Slides, ziplies, ziplies, ziplies,
2:08:11
ziplies, ziplies, ziplies. I love where Dale's parody too. I thought
2:08:13
that was one of his best. You know that son hung it
2:08:16
up. Get mad
2:08:18
on watch, I get talking. Anyway, you're
2:08:19
walking. Are you and your armies might be lying to
2:08:21
the song? I really hate you. You know, it's
2:08:24
funny. I
2:08:24
never liked this
2:08:26
song because of that video. and I
2:08:28
didn't like that movie either. I got it. You know, I don't think I paid attention
2:08:30
to the video. I think I just heard the song on Michelle simultaneously. feel
2:08:35
like a badass.
2:08:43
Oh, by the way, who is the musical performer
2:08:44
on SNL? Kendra Kumar. The
2:08:46
first song was so fucking boring.
2:08:49
I was like, It's weird because they cheer
2:08:52
wildly like it's a greatest song ever and maybe it is
2:08:54
to people, but I don't know if I just Just
2:08:56
like Mitch, I don't think you're
2:08:58
his demo. No. I know I'm not as demo, but usually I appreciate
2:09:00
good music. Sure. If, you know, whatever
2:09:02
my the carpenters, I can appreciate
2:09:04
the carpenters
2:09:06
for
2:09:07
what they do. And that
2:09:09
reminds me,
2:09:09
you guys are you guys on YouTube music
2:09:11
as subscribers? Yeah. Uh-huh. Did
2:09:13
you ever look at your
2:09:16
super mix? Oh,
2:09:18
yeah. Mike's so fucked up because my
2:09:20
whole family uses it. I get oh, really? Yeah.
2:09:22
I get fired up for my super mix because it's
2:09:24
like, Oh my god. Paul McCartney is on the
2:09:27
cover of my it's like my apple because they're they're they're going, here's all the stuff
2:09:29
you really like, and we're gonna try and predict
2:09:31
a few more. Our our analytics
2:09:35
are gonna predict our algorithms. They're gonna
2:09:37
predict some more crazy songs you'll
2:09:39
love. I see. So anyway, I was
2:09:41
so psyched the other day, my Supramick
2:09:43
had on the cover. McCartney and Elvis Castellas, like, yes. They're
2:09:45
in my band. Oh,
2:09:47
wow. That's
2:09:49
awesome. Apparently, they knew
2:09:51
multiple mixes. where's my Yeah. That mix one, two, and three, two. Springsstein's in
2:09:53
my band in the second
2:09:55
super mix. Mix number one, Springsstein's on
2:09:57
my album cover. So this would be
2:10:00
Drew fest. if
2:10:02
oh, here's my Supramax. The first song of my Supramax is hello, it's my
2:10:05
Todd
2:10:08
Rungren. Great
2:10:09
song. Followed by body movement
2:10:11
by the beastie boys. Body movement. And Prince Ali from Broadway performance
2:10:16
of Aladdin, terrible. because my man,
2:10:18
I I would be so embarrassed by that Supramax. Jump around devil's haircut.
2:10:20
What? fart the
2:10:24
far side. Muse. Let's see. Oh, George
2:10:26
Harrison's on my cover. Paul McCartney's on my cover. And is that the flu fighters?
2:10:31
Damn it. Looking to us. because I'm proud of my fucking band. My
2:10:33
super mix is getting ruined because Julie's been
2:10:35
listening to a lot
2:10:37
of Yat Rock. Yeah. I got I see. I couldn't deal with
2:10:40
anybody else fucking with my super mix. I'm
2:10:42
angry enough about some of the shit the
2:10:44
the algorithm puts on there already.
2:10:46
I got not a surf. I got
2:10:48
flow Oh, not a surf. Yeah.
2:10:50
I got I got ludicrous and no FX. I got beautiful girl, George Harrison.
2:10:52
You're killing me by the Danny
2:10:54
World, which I wasn't crazy about.
2:10:58
the firemen, I didn't even know that song.
2:11:00
Counting Crores, mister Jones, love my
2:11:02
way the first ever lasting love
2:11:04
Jamie Colm, John Lennon Jealous Guide. It's
2:11:06
different for girls, Joe Jackson. So far, I'm okay. Regret by new water, interstate song pilots,
2:11:12
Best Friends, Girl, Cars, in a
2:11:14
big country, big country, plowed by sponge. Jeff Lindsey, yellow
2:11:16
telephone line at Wimbley, what
2:11:19
did Maddie have my Super
2:11:22
mix. That's not my favorite yellow song. Should I dare, should I go the Clash? I ran so
2:11:25
far away flocke
2:11:28
of seagulls. get off
2:11:30
Danny warhols. I don't know that fire woman cult, the Smiths. There's a light that never goes out. There's gonna be something that
2:11:32
makes me really
2:11:35
mad, I don't see. The
2:11:38
carpenters run mixed number two the
2:11:40
other day. It's like, what? Superstar.
2:11:42
Oh, for a new algorithm. The great
2:11:45
bought that one up. Don't you remember? He used to come. Romeo,
2:11:47
boy never never. Let's
2:11:52
see. Why don't all
2:11:54
these Danny warhols? They're catching the ride. I don't even know know that song. Friday,
2:11:56
I'm gonna love the cure, Maybe Staples.
2:11:58
I like the things
2:11:59
about me. Just
2:12:03
give me the Mavis Staples. You know I like? Why are you trying
2:12:05
to guess other ones? It's like four songs
2:12:07
of my Mavis. I play. Time
2:12:10
waits for knowing Rolling Stone's great song Alison Castello. This is Love George. Whistless
2:12:12
wishless by Pearl Jam. I've never listened
2:12:14
to that. It's a good song. Waila,
2:12:19
stop. That's
2:12:20
off, off, yield. Flagpole set a
2:12:21
Harvey danger, good song. Have a good
2:12:24
first. You
2:12:26
saw that. Twenty Champagne Supernova voices carry till
2:12:28
Tuesday. Good song. Cannonball by the breeders. I
2:12:30
don't know that. Oh, that's a great
2:12:33
song. You know that song. I probably do,
2:12:35
but I've never played it. Venus
2:12:37
by the shocking
2:12:39
blue. Your penis. I
2:12:41
will Just breathe is on here by Pearl Jam. Great
2:12:43
song. I will say that is really underrated.
2:12:47
Do you
2:12:49
do you know this album at all? I do
2:12:51
a little bit. They're the two it's the girl
2:12:53
from the studio. was her
2:12:55
sister. Yeah. Uh-huh. Was
2:12:58
it a twin sister? I don't know. Are they twins? I remember
2:13:03
reading about them. Okay.
2:13:05
My mix number two,
2:13:08
I think it was was
2:13:10
fucked up. The algorithm should be
2:13:12
fired. Oh,
2:13:15
yeah. Nice baseline.
2:13:18
They are
2:13:21
twins. That's what I thought. Oh, yeah. I know this. It would be in
2:13:23
my soup mix though. fuck
2:13:29
you algorithm. Oh, it's like this one's saints.
2:13:31
It's a really underrated album. You know,
2:13:33
what's it? You know,
2:13:35
what's it? My algorithm, society's child
2:13:38
by Janice Ian because I must have listened to it at seventeen.
2:13:41
Hurricane Janice
2:13:44
Ian. Yep. Just
2:13:46
Do you think hurricane I play. Do you think hurricane Ian hurt her streams?
2:13:48
That's to pull the
2:13:51
topic from Damon Chuck. Right.
2:13:54
Yeah. I'm sure pretty much everybody in
2:13:56
Fort Myers is pissed off in front of me.
2:13:59
anybody named Ian. Exactly.
2:13:59
Mix number one, there's the Beatles
2:14:02
on my album cover again. What a
2:14:04
shock. mix it up, man.
2:14:05
I don't wanna hear about your beetles. You know
2:14:07
why? Why? When you sign a bill for
2:14:09
John Lennon
2:14:09
has president, then we can have
2:14:12
this conversation.
2:14:13
What do you mean talking about? Mix
2:14:15
number one is all beetles and so appeals almost
2:14:17
completely shocked. This is not
2:14:19
the one though. There's
2:14:23
one that really fucked me over. I'm really
2:14:26
pissed. I want this algorithm blown
2:14:28
out. Mix
2:14:31
number three, is that it? Wait, Nick. Who's on
2:14:33
the cover of mix three, Brandon? Who
2:14:35
is that? Oh, that
2:14:37
is Who
2:14:38
the hell is that dude? I
2:14:40
don't know, dude. Is that what this
2:14:42
is, Mark? They have no business being on my album cover. They're for Hampton at who's that sitting
2:14:45
down on my
2:14:48
album
2:14:48
cover? Never even seen that
2:14:50
picture before. For
2:14:50
a man alone? It better
2:14:55
fucking not being Manlow. Yeah.
2:14:57
It's I'm unsubscribing. It's not Manlow. It might be No
2:14:59
way that's Manlow. Does he look like Joe Montana?
2:15:01
If he doesn't, it's not
2:15:03
Manlow. Joe Montana. See
2:15:06
if you remember this song. Wait. I
2:15:08
think I know who it is. Wait.
2:15:10
Shouldn't it just start playing the song?
2:15:13
It's Dominic Fike. What the
2:15:15
fuck is that? It's It's a young guy
2:15:17
from Australia who covered the Kiss of Venus from McCartney. Right. That
2:15:19
was in that song a couple
2:15:23
times. Cool. Let's see. It's got back songs on here
2:15:25
that I don't know, die waiting, nightmares
2:15:27
by Easy Life. What the
2:15:29
fuck is that? Baker,
2:15:32
Helen Back? Leon Bridge sounds like a great
2:15:34
one. Leon Bridges. Tame Impala. I listened to a couple
2:15:36
of Tame Impala songs, but
2:15:38
I don't know that one. photograph
2:15:41
the verb. What's the phrase? Does he,
2:15:43
Kenneth, not my favorite REM song. Leon Bridges, tons of stream. Leon. Does
2:15:47
he? while nine million monthly listeners is Big Song has
2:15:49
three hundred and six million streams.
2:15:51
There's some Mac Miller
2:15:53
on on this stream.
2:15:56
And actually, I listened to him. I just wanted I
2:15:58
took their advice and I kinda like Mac Miller. I think he's really talented.
2:15:59
Still woozy. Who is still woozy?
2:16:01
What are they doing on
2:16:04
my mix? That one sounds great.
2:16:06
So fucking mix is fired. Still losing. Mix mix three must be mostly
2:16:08
the algorithm saying this is what you
2:16:10
should like that you don't listen to.
2:16:14
asshole. You're still losing Dos your cat.
2:16:16
No. No thanks. Well, you know like
2:16:18
Dos your cat? No. Great. Well, thanks. Alright.
2:16:21
This is still woozy. The
2:16:23
Gogadol's black balloon,
2:16:28
what? Oh, to think
2:16:31
about you. Scott, cool. Does
2:16:31
not belong in
2:16:37
my rubber mix. Are
2:16:38
my mix numbers? It sounds like stuffy listening to
2:16:40
Upstalls.
2:16:46
Yeah. And my super mix changes all the time. I was I was like turning my phone back.
2:16:50
I was going to other stuff and coming back and
2:16:52
it would reshuffle. And I would have different people on
2:16:54
my album cover getting so psyched about all the people on my album cover. Almost like listening to the radio. No.
2:16:57
Except it's my
2:17:00
station. I'm the
2:17:03
program director. No. WDRW
2:17:06
Exactly. It's five after five at DRW
2:17:08
fifty five double decker
2:17:10
top side. How you doing? Go home,
2:17:12
Nicole.
2:17:13
Are you doing? That's
2:17:16
Sunday October second. This
2:17:18
is the Sunday show October second.
2:17:22
Friday. That's exactly You're gonna call Laura's
2:17:24
on the line. How are you doing tomorrow?
2:17:26
Every hour began with what date it was. I know.
2:17:29
That's that seems like a
2:17:31
big crutch too. Like, it's just
2:17:33
a way to open the show. Yeah. I'm sure it is.
2:17:35
It's October shekel. tear.
2:17:38
It's fire. It's just totally meaningless and pointless. There'd
2:17:40
be nothing else on the show. Don't tell you what day it is, by the way. It's not
2:17:42
a new way. Was your phone I didn't do any prep today?
2:17:48
Yeah. Crazy. I was
2:17:50
looking at Rolling Stone
2:17:53
today, the website Mhmm.
2:17:55
And one of their top stories was
2:17:57
Eritha Franklin's FBI file. Oh, yeah. because we're finding out now that
2:18:00
basically anybody that
2:18:02
sold a lot of music at that
2:18:05
time, the epic. What else are they up to? What
2:18:07
whose evil minds are they perpetrating? So
2:18:10
the the arena the arena foul
2:18:12
included him on a thing. He would only
2:18:15
play if he was paid cash in advance. Oh,
2:18:19
yeah. I'm not surprised. That's the Let me go
2:18:21
check as good as cash. Did I take the cash? You take the
2:18:23
check? She probably learned that from James Brown. wasn't
2:18:26
he the one that always had to get
2:18:28
paid cash? Chuck Berry was really building a
2:18:30
new round too. Two hundred and seventy pages, though.
2:18:32
of surveillance. Go check versus ten thousand
2:18:34
ones. Mhmm. I think the ten thousand
2:18:37
one. Thank you. I chose some RESPICT
2:18:39
Keypath has already broken his silence
2:18:42
on this whole thing too, by the way.
2:18:45
Oh, has he? kick off Franklin? Mhmm. She
2:18:47
has nothing to hide though. It's how he broke his silence. RESCET What
2:18:51
piece
2:18:51
of paper? This jacket, ten thousand
2:18:54
one dollar bills? I'll take the dollar bills. Ari, was born yesterday. Mhmm. Ari, SPEGCI tell you.
2:18:56
She's three
2:18:59
mpg the i have those years pretty
2:19:01
good
2:19:01
with her money. She wanted to be paid totally in cash and she never
2:19:03
paid bills. That's
2:19:06
Yeah. That's a good way to get ahead
2:19:09
pretty wise.
2:19:10
You
2:19:19
wanna pay with a check, you ain't heard us out. We're spending it. How are you? BSBICT
2:19:21
Is there anything in there
2:19:23
other than that? That's
2:19:25
a huge issue. Yeah.
2:19:27
There's some other garbage bin.
2:19:30
Nothing of you. This
2:19:32
book came out about
2:19:35
Anthony Bourdain. Oh, really? had people all
2:19:37
excited. I'm not really sure why because
2:19:39
we wanna know why he killed himself, which
2:19:41
is inexplicable inside of his mind. You're never
2:19:43
gonna find the end. However, I
2:19:46
did find it interesting that they said
2:19:48
at the end of his life, now
2:19:50
we had the perception that Anthony Bourdain was this incredibly likable guy who could mix
2:19:55
with anyone anywhere, anytime over food. Right?
2:19:57
Yeah. That that's the the image. But I'm sure to
2:19:59
some degree, that's true. You know, he
2:20:03
did. He traveled all over the world
2:20:05
and he remembered all kinds of food.
2:20:07
Remember stuff that hated never got to every
2:20:13
every, like, interaction was kinda
2:20:15
fleeting. Right? Yeah. I understand that. Just
2:20:18
I mean, we get all that
2:20:20
for exhausting. Yeah. So anyway, they made it
2:20:22
sound like the end of his life was
2:20:27
just a tornado of hookers,
2:20:30
boom. What? and steroids. Oh, really? And if you look at
2:20:32
steroids
2:20:33
a picture of him as they were
2:20:36
totally? Yeah. It was totally ripped. Cool. And
2:20:38
and, you know, it's funny. I used to always go, what is that old man doing with his shirt off
2:20:40
all the time? He's like, oh,
2:20:42
well, he's injecting himself as steroids.
2:20:44
So yeah. I guess he
2:20:46
wouldn't wanna have his shirt off. but I
2:20:48
saw a picture of him walking
2:20:50
around. He's in a little bathing suit
2:20:53
with his big ripped stomach mirror.
2:20:55
I'm so even I weigh like, a and ten too thin. And then
2:20:58
Asia Argento was with
2:21:00
him, his forty year
2:21:03
old girlfriend. Yeah. who slept with a seventeen
2:21:05
year old. And all of that was
2:21:07
coming out just before he had committed suicide. So
2:21:10
there was speculation that, you know, he was upset
2:21:12
about that because
2:21:14
he was kinda cooked by a by
2:21:16
by a
2:21:16
minor? Well, no. That
2:21:18
that's not exactly what he was up
2:21:21
said about the minor thing had
2:21:23
happened a year before that. And she
2:21:25
had it turned out the seventeen
2:21:27
year old said, hey, Aja
2:21:29
Argento, who was miss me too --
2:21:31
Mhmm. -- she had slept with him when
2:21:33
she was thirty seven and he was seventeen. So he was
2:21:36
suing her civil
2:21:38
y for three point seven
2:21:40
million. So Anthony Bourdain said Oh,
2:21:42
you know what? I'm I'm in charge here.
2:21:46
I'm I'm a man. Let me take care of
2:21:49
this. So he Anthony Bourdain negotiated the kid down to three hundred
2:21:51
seventy thousand dollars and paid him with his own money. Oh,
2:21:54
I didn't know. So why don't you
2:21:57
just pay him to fuck her in
2:21:59
front of you again? Isn't that isn't that kinda lame? go away. I
2:22:04
guess, but then she was fucking around
2:22:06
with some younger dude, not seventeen,
2:22:09
but she was at their
2:22:11
favorite place together, and it was in the
2:22:14
media everywhere, and Anthony was so mad. So
2:22:16
that was what he was so mad about.
2:22:18
So he's -- So -- but giving
2:22:20
her shit about it. saying, what are you doing? That's our
2:22:23
favorite place. Stop busting my balls. So is the
2:22:26
speculation of the suicide was over that?
2:22:29
Yeah. Wow. Her last his last text was from hers. It was
2:22:31
always busting my balls, and then he
2:22:34
says, okay, and goes and hangs himself a couple
2:22:36
hours later. So anyway, get this. two days after this
2:22:38
story comes out about the book and about to stop busting
2:22:42
my balls, she's wearing a t shirt
2:22:44
that says stop busting my balls. Yeah.
2:22:46
That's really that's really considered of you. Yeah. You're so cool doubling down on that.
2:22:51
Wow. But he also said, he's quoted
2:22:53
saying, I hate my fans. I hate
2:22:55
life, I hate my job. I don't think he really hated all
2:22:59
those things. He was just an
2:23:02
of the terrible place. And also remember remember the guy from I think it
2:23:04
was KTLA, the TV
2:23:07
guy who said, oh,
2:23:09
we always apologize. The
2:23:12
station's management Let Lynette
2:23:14
Romero go. It's best friend. Understood. Goodbye. She's
2:23:16
my best friend, and I love her so much. We're flying a
2:23:18
plane over the stage that says, bye. We love you. Cool. Yeah.
2:23:23
Mitty got blown out. She got a job
2:23:25
at the station across the street, double KNDC Is she gonna bring her
2:23:27
best friend with her? I don't think so. He's
2:23:32
gonna have to find his own
2:23:34
employment probably in a much smaller market. Ouch. I know. Ouch. What an idiot he was? He's a total dick.
2:23:41
I guess he thought -- Oh. -- I thought I guess he was expecting some huge
2:23:44
support. Wrong.
2:23:48
Wrong. Oh, people are gonna think I'm so wonderful.
2:23:50
Well, they might. They might, but the people
2:23:53
that own the station and the public airways
2:23:55
are not gonna take too kindly. And you
2:23:57
go and rogue had going rogue over the top of the
2:23:59
hour, by the way. Most
2:23:59
people
2:24:00
were not real
2:24:01
impressed by it. Of course, some people were
2:24:04
like, oh, you're the best friend in the world. You're the
2:24:06
best bet you gave up your job. Honestly, it was just way too
2:24:12
much. It was totally stupid. I mean,
2:24:14
we knew she was gonna get a job. If she's that good -- Mhmm. -- she'll
2:24:19
get another job. She got she got the
2:24:21
job she wanted. Do you think
2:24:22
they hired her because of what he said? I couldn't hurt. I was
2:24:26
kinda honest with you. Hey, she's pretty
2:24:29
hurt. She's lot of attention
2:24:31
on it.
2:24:33
And then
2:24:36
yesterday, There was a an interesting story about
2:24:39
this. They believe this woman cheated
2:24:41
in poker. I saw this. I watched
2:24:43
the whole video. The bizarre. Yeah. It
2:24:46
was interesting. this female poker player who has huge tits. Yes. One two hundred and sixty
2:24:51
nine thousand dollars going all in on
2:24:53
a weak hand. a Jack high hand. Mhmm. And so she
2:24:55
ended up saying afterwards because she apparently had
2:24:58
a six out of a hundred
2:25:00
and fifty chance of winning the
2:25:02
hand. Okay. So her play made no
2:25:04
sense. but she did win the hand. She won all this
2:25:06
money. Maybe she had to go to the bathroom and she
2:25:08
just wanted to be done with the game. No. She
2:25:10
said that she misread her hand. I thought. But What they can do that she
2:25:12
has all these rings on at one
2:25:14
point she took puts her hand
2:25:16
under the table and then she when
2:25:19
she pulls her hand up, one
2:25:21
of the rings is gone. So they
2:25:23
think that she had a vibrating ring
2:25:25
-- Oh. -- following
2:25:26
her something. Well, who's I mean, who's got the other
2:25:28
the
2:25:31
other end. You like my way, but
2:25:33
I throw? Well, who knows? They don't know. They just but here's the thing. Okay.
2:25:35
She claims this is so perfect too. This is owe
2:25:41
twenty twenty two. She says, the reason
2:25:43
they're mad is sexism.
2:25:46
They're bullying me.
2:25:48
Whatever. Yeah. No.
2:25:49
It's just it's the standard
2:25:51
response.
2:25:51
I mean, what else is she
2:25:53
gonna say? The video is great
2:25:55
because you watch Garrett Eldesstein. He's the
2:25:57
he's the dude that loses the money. And there's, like,
2:25:59
a forty four
2:26:02
minute period where he looks so confused.
2:26:04
He is so Well, I can't believe she made the
2:26:06
play. It didn't make any sense. And then they're laughing
2:26:08
when she makes the play and then she wins
2:26:10
and then he's not laughing at all. Maybe she
2:26:13
was using the vibrating anal beads like
2:26:15
the chest guy. I think
2:26:17
it's a vibrating ring in this
2:26:19
case. I mean, the ring disappears from
2:26:21
her hand. I mean, you can see
2:26:24
it. though
2:26:26
So it's weird. And did
2:26:28
you see that Ed Sheerin is
2:26:30
getting sued -- Why? sued multiple times.
2:26:37
for for stealing music? I didn't realize
2:26:39
he'd been sued that
2:26:42
many times. I mean, I knew
2:26:44
about this I knew about this suit. I think this is the
2:26:46
same one. It's just actually heading a trial now.
2:26:49
Oh, okay. Because when I first saw it,
2:26:51
I was like, oh, wow. And then I was like, wait
2:26:53
a minute. Yeah. This is the third this is the third time he's been challenged of
2:26:56
stealing
2:26:58
music. Has he
2:27:00
lost any of the cases or settled. Twenty seventeen
2:27:02
settled out of court after claiming his songs. photograph of
2:27:05
his note for note copy of the course
2:27:07
of the song. Amazing. by X Factor winner,
2:27:10
Mark or Matt Cardle. X Factor winner.
2:27:14
Yay. Let's see. And then
2:27:16
twenty eighteen legal action brought
2:27:19
against him and his label from
2:27:21
the
2:27:21
late producer at towns and who
2:27:23
go with the song, let's get it on.
2:27:26
That's the Marvin Gaye one. Yeah. That's the one that's the one
2:27:27
now. Can you play his song, though, the one that they're selling about? Yeah.
2:27:33
And then twenty was just taken to
2:27:35
court in twenty
2:27:37
March of twenty twenty two
2:27:39
over shape of you, that big
2:27:41
song. Oh, I
2:27:42
didn't read about that. that stole music from a twenty fifteen song. I think
2:27:45
this is a match up here that should have
2:27:47
both of them. Oh, cool. So think you did the
2:27:49
work for us. Let's let's get it on that they used
2:27:51
to before. Let's
2:27:54
get it on. And I can't sweep
2:27:56
you off of your feet. Let's get
2:27:58
it on. Will
2:27:59
Your mouse
2:28:03
still remember the
2:28:05
taste of
2:28:07
my love. Will
2:28:07
your eyes
2:28:10
still
2:28:11
smile
2:28:13
from your cheek?
2:28:17
Do
2:28:17
his songs make girls wanna fuck
2:28:19
that ugly redhead? Yeah, actually. Really? Really?
2:28:22
Really? Really? Really? bet. It's kinda good for
2:28:24
looking Could
2:28:26
stupol us? Heart
2:28:29
of twenty three. And
2:28:31
I'm thinking about
2:28:36
Doesn't sound as obvious as some others ever.
2:28:38
But, yeah, I don't hear it. I don't
2:28:40
know. I'm not a musician, so it's hard
2:28:42
for me to say. I don't know.
2:28:44
There's only a finite number of
2:28:46
chords you can do. Well, one of the songs that won't know and know.
2:28:51
I mean, chances are he's heard
2:28:53
that Marvin Gay's song, I would
2:28:55
think. But Marvin estate litigious when comes to copying? Well,
2:29:00
that robin. Yeah. Well, that one's
2:29:03
done so obvious.
2:29:05
Yeah. Robin
2:29:06
sick. Yeah. Yeah. It seems
2:29:08
like his fortunes have gone downhill since that
2:29:10
song was just a hit and not a copied
2:29:12
hit. What else has he done? And that chick
2:29:15
that Emily Radotowski, by the way, did you see
2:29:17
she's very upset said at the Marilyn Monroe movie.
2:29:19
Why? I you know what? It's funny. I
2:29:21
didn't even print it out because I made me
2:29:23
so mad. Let me see if I can find
2:29:25
it. It's something along the lines of how we treat pain
2:29:27
of women. Oh,
2:29:30
shut up. Good god. What Oh,
2:29:33
I'm sorry. We're fetishizing female pain is what
2:29:35
we're doing according to her. What
2:29:37
is wrong with these people? I mean,
2:29:39
is this this seems to be
2:29:42
carrying the day, though, seems like if you argue with her, you're the bad guy. took
2:29:47
to TikTok to criticize the film and
2:29:49
declared she's kicking off her quote, bitch era twenty
2:29:51
twenty two, whatever that is. So I've been hearing a lot
2:29:53
about this Maryland minority. kinda
2:29:55
goes on with it. It's Friday,
2:29:57
which is wait. This gets
2:30:00
even better. I've been hearing a lot of those
2:30:02
Maryland and row movie blind, which I
2:30:04
haven't seen yet. What did you watch? How do
2:30:06
you fucking know? Pop off idiot. But I'm not
2:30:09
surprised to hear to get another
2:30:12
movie fetishizing female pain. Even in death, we
2:30:14
love to fetishize female pain. Look at Amy Winehouse. Look at
2:30:19
Britney Spears. Look at the way
2:30:21
we obsess over her. that's Britney Spears' fault. Look at the way we obsess over
2:30:23
Princess Diana's death. Look
2:30:28
at the way we obsess over dead
2:30:30
girls and serial killers. Watch any
2:30:33
CSI episode. It's this crazy fetishization
2:30:35
of female pain and death. Okay. Let's
2:30:37
see her watch Damer the Damer series on
2:30:40
Netflix and turn
2:30:42
it off. Good luck. Okay. She'll
2:30:44
be wanting to kill grandma in no
2:30:46
time. There's no there's no women there. Yeah. By the way, the Damer series -- Yeah. -- is killing it.
2:30:52
They said a hundred and ninety eight million
2:30:54
views. Really? Okay. And they said it was the
2:30:56
biggest thing on Netflix in quite a while. And
2:30:58
I think it says the hottest thing going right
2:31:00
now since Tiger King? I I don't
2:31:02
know if it's past
2:31:03
Tiger King. Well, it sounds
2:31:05
like it was it was murdering the
2:31:08
competition. Are are they like six sequels to
2:31:10
Tiger King or something? because I keep seeing these Yeah. There are
2:31:13
stupid yeah. I don't watch it. Is there
2:31:15
any way to watch them? I don't think so.
2:31:17
that they
2:31:17
ruined a really good show by adding I think they
2:31:19
did garbage.
2:31:22
But it's interesting because Netflix I've
2:31:25
been sort of looking at
2:31:25
Netflix stock. I was asking Luke about it, and Luke
2:31:27
was like, I think
2:31:29
it might be it might have more
2:31:32
to go down. It was seven hundred dollars
2:31:34
a share. I mean Netflix, you couldn't go wrong buying Netflix for the longest time. And
2:31:36
then, you know,
2:31:39
the stock market's
2:31:41
gone sideways pretty
2:31:43
massively lately. And Netflix has gone
2:31:45
from
2:31:45
seven hundred to, like, two thirty.
2:31:48
Wow. Yeah. And people are saying,
2:31:50
oh, no. It's gonna go down more.
2:31:52
I thought, well, maybe that Damer series would
2:31:55
really help them
2:31:55
out, but there's never anything to
2:31:57
watch Netflix, so I don't know if I
2:31:59
wanna bet on Netflix. I think
2:32:01
my favorite stock in the past year
2:32:03
has been Peloton. So at the height of
2:32:05
the pandemic, remember Peloton? Not every member. Oh, yeah.
2:32:08
Everybody. Yeah. So at stock
2:32:10
hit a hit a high of a hundred
2:32:12
and sixty two dollars. And they've had other
2:32:14
issues with management and just they were
2:32:16
like, let's just make a million bikes because we're
2:32:18
never gonna go down. So there's an issue with
2:32:20
that. What do you think their stock prices today
2:32:22
from a high of one hundred and sixty two?
2:32:24
twelve six dollars and ninety
2:32:26
three cents. Oops. Somebody lost
2:32:28
a lot of money. It's
2:32:30
the lowest it's ever been. What
2:32:33
was the
2:32:34
fucking stock market gonna go, by
2:32:36
the way? I don't know. I don't know.
2:32:37
I don't understand. really having a hard time looking statements right now.
2:32:39
Not good. Yeah. No.
2:32:43
Fun. And inflation is still very high,
2:32:45
but I'm sure there'll be new numbers this month, which will make it all better. Right? Sure. Futures are up now, by
2:32:48
the way.
2:32:50
the futures or up now bio Oh,
2:32:52
are they? That's what this story is. How
2:32:55
much? Thirty minutes ago. They've
2:32:57
they've roast slightly Sunday evening. So
2:32:59
there you go. But that doesn't
2:33:01
mean shit, Drew. You mean they're in the green. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, they were
2:33:03
down four hundred yesterday.
2:33:07
ah
2:33:08
Doesn't mean anything,
2:33:11
though. Well, it's not a good sign when the market's down, you know, eight thousand points and the are down. And
2:33:13
when it starts out
2:33:16
green all morning and
2:33:18
then it's red all afternoon,
2:33:21
So should
2:33:21
we take a break in our
2:33:23
judges up? Get it. This is really
2:33:25
old guy for a second. I thought he
2:33:28
was. Okay. have
2:33:30
to make a comment about Aaron
2:33:32
Judge. Oh, what a shame. Why is
2:33:34
What? Do you know where that's from?
2:33:37
Why would it say? What is that? It's
2:33:39
when they have, like, the super mix on
2:33:41
the college on ESPN. Like, my super mix? No. For college football. Right, Brandon?
2:33:43
And they were going back to
2:33:47
just kinda saying what time they were going back
2:33:49
to the game and they said, but no Aaron Judge update yet or break in, and
2:33:51
that was Sean McDonough. Yeah. They kept they
2:33:55
kept a gracious thing. Oh, okay.
2:33:57
Growing up college football to watch
2:33:59
Aaron Judge taking, you know, basically taking beach. To walker strike
2:34:03
out. Yeah. I wasn't doing anything. And then
2:34:05
when they find they cut into and we're talking
2:34:07
to Sean McDonough and they said, hey, by the way, It's
2:34:10
raining in New York, so we we can't
2:34:13
cut in, he said. Oh, that's right. Well, the same.
2:34:15
That's right because it was a rainy day. So Am
2:34:18
I the only one who
2:34:20
can't believe the Maris family is
2:34:22
milking this a jar? Yes. They're all
2:34:26
the games. They were trapped. They went on,
2:34:28
like, three straight road trips, so they could
2:34:30
be there when Roger's record is broken. For the eighth time, they could do that forever, aren't they?
2:34:35
Come on. There is a family. cut
2:34:37
it out. Is this, like, immediate family
2:34:39
or this, like, eight cousin son? recognized them all the regular wife. I'm
2:34:44
like, wait. You guys what are you doing there?
2:34:47
Come on. Who's paying for this? Oh, who is paying?
2:34:49
Do we know who's paying for it? I don't think
2:34:51
the Meredith family is they wouldn't be there. Are the
2:34:53
Yankee's paying for it? Because it was a Yankee when
2:34:55
he did it? Maybe. I don't
2:34:57
know, but it's like come on. They
2:34:59
milked the shit out of it the first
2:35:01
time. They're not Roger. You're not Roger Myers. You're his family. Hey. Hey.
2:35:03
Hey. It's what dad
2:35:08
would have wanted. I
2:35:09
love that excuse. My dad would have wanted me to see
2:35:11
his record be broken.
2:35:11
No. He wouldn't. He would
2:35:15
never want the record to be broken. And
2:35:17
then there's the the guy who was in the front row of the stands.
2:35:19
How much did he miss the ball by Brandon? Oh, nailed it. It
2:35:21
was very close. He could have
2:35:23
caught it. He took his glove
2:35:25
to the game. He's thirty seven.
2:35:27
He took his love to the game. Mhmm. Well,
2:35:30
anything thing is there's a Yankee fan sitting
2:35:32
next to him who, like, didn't even get
2:35:34
up to try and catch it. Well, Did Frank I not. a I'm looking.
2:35:36
I will find
2:35:39
Frank Lozania. Did
2:35:42
now the ball, was it the
2:35:44
sixty one ball they were saying is worth,
2:35:46
I mean, a lot
2:35:47
of money. million or something. But
2:35:49
everybody doesn't everybody say it's always worth a
2:35:51
million, whatever it is. Oh,
2:35:52
okay. Mark McWire's wonderful. three million.
2:35:55
These people give them a list. Todd
2:35:57
McFarland is still in the market
2:35:59
to bike.
2:35:59
She's baseball. I don't know. because didn't he
2:36:02
buy every single one?
2:36:03
He bought
2:36:04
a lot of them. Yeah. He
2:36:06
just had too much money, I
2:36:08
think. just didn't know what to do with all
2:36:10
his stuff. because he still have too much
2:36:12
money. Well, family guy's still on. Oh, no. No. No. That's
2:36:14
Seth McFarlane. Todd McFarlane created spawn the comic book
2:36:17
spond. Oh, yeah. A couple
2:36:20
of Oh, well, he
2:36:22
probably selling his
2:36:23
balls by now. Yeah. Okay.
2:36:26
Question. I
2:36:28
got
2:36:28
an email
2:36:31
from the show. show
2:36:34
Are
2:36:35
these doppelgangers?
2:36:37
Oh,
2:36:38
Trudy.
2:36:39
It look like.
2:36:41
That was a girl that
2:36:43
was at the Little bit. Yeah. It's Nancy,
2:36:46
who was at the show. WAT She sent me her picture with Trudy. A little bit. They do they are got doppelganger
2:36:48
ish Definitely.
2:36:52
Did I tell you I
2:36:54
got shooshed at the show? No. I
2:36:56
want you to to kiss each
2:36:58
other. Now, why are you shooshed
2:37:01
No. I mean, I was rightfully shushed, but I
2:37:03
was hanging with Bentley by the bar
2:37:05
at the magic bag, and the one issue
2:37:07
is that there's no speakers back there. So
2:37:09
you can't hear the show. Oh, so You were late. When we I didn't know that you
2:37:12
guys were
2:37:14
on. When we were on stage, you were nowhere to
2:37:16
be How long were you on stage until at
2:37:18
least fifteen minutes? No. Seriously? No. Maybe a minute. Oh, okay. because yeah. because someone came and
2:37:20
got fucking an asshole. Marie got Marie
2:37:23
told me. I mean, we told you
2:37:25
we said, hey, the show starting. We're
2:37:27
the second segment, but didn't care.
2:37:29
What do you mean I didn't care?
2:37:31
I cared. No. The disco was very
2:37:34
upset with the the bar area
2:37:36
as well. apparently. Really? Yeah. I guess they
2:37:38
were really loud. I had no idea
2:37:40
and then someone said because of that
2:37:42
overhang and that voice carries out. Gonna have been sideswiped you watching who are these podcasts like? I
2:37:44
was very Brian Epstein like. I was a man
2:37:46
of the I was a man of the people.
2:37:48
I was a man of the people. I was
2:37:50
a man and Eric Zane and Vinny Poly
2:37:53
I was talking to listeners. I
2:37:55
was, you
2:37:56
know, you were just joking up the glory.
2:37:58
I told
2:37:58
you. I should've been earning it. I
2:38:02
told her I was rightfully shush.
2:38:04
I feel really terrible about it. Who shushed you? I forgot
2:38:07
his name. Now I feel bad about that. i forgot
2:38:09
his name now so bad about that But
2:38:11
he was right. He was in the right. You
2:38:13
have to remember the name of the person that
2:38:15
shishes should Right? bad. So Marcus of the crowd? Marcus
2:38:20
is in a suit. Marcus was
2:38:22
in a suit. Why was he wearing a suit? Camped out. He was
2:38:24
really He
2:38:27
was fired up. That's way He was
2:38:29
on a show. He was taken selfie after selfie. He brought
2:38:31
I was trying to I I bought his tickets for him And
2:38:35
I thought he was coming alone and I was
2:38:37
hoping that, you know, he could give me that second ticket
2:38:39
so I could get my wife in the show. No. He had to bring Tom Laboda and Those
2:38:44
guys had a great time. We need to call Marcus
2:38:46
sometime because he was giving me updates on his
2:38:49
new neighbor. I don't know what's going on. guy
2:38:51
in Brandon's house? Yeah. The new person that lives in
2:38:53
Brandon's house. No. Does that guy will he not leave the
2:38:55
house when it's off? You laugh
2:38:57
now. And then when
2:39:00
that guy is upset,
2:39:03
when his basement's flooded, what's he
2:39:05
gonna he's gonna stop the flood? He's gonna put
2:39:07
his body in front of the water and stop
2:39:09
it from coming in? Well, no. Maybe I don't
2:39:11
know. Do you know what was your game plan when the water started pouring in? multiple times.
2:39:16
The
2:39:16
first time that I didn't have a
2:39:19
generator, I spent three hours with a
2:39:19
five gallon bucket taking it from the
2:39:23
basement upstairs and dumping. And I
2:39:25
saved my basement Really? I did, which is why after that.
2:39:27
That's why people leave their they don't
2:39:29
leave their houses when their houses are
2:39:31
off. Well, what's crazy is when I
2:39:33
leave this house. I wish this basement
2:39:36
would flood so bad. Oh, times. Thanks. Remember
2:39:38
the great flood of August eleventh twenty
2:39:40
fifteen each tag tag yesterday? I never
2:39:42
forgot. I never forgot. So you guys did. But guess what? My sump pump ran that whole time didn't
2:39:44
matter. It was running because
2:39:46
on a battery, it'll run
2:39:49
anyway. I know. But it
2:39:51
was running while the bed.
2:39:53
My my basement was filling up with
2:39:55
water. Oh, yeah. No. That's always the case. So
2:39:57
what was the point? If your if your basement
2:39:59
floods that slowly, then you could
2:39:59
leave those. Plus,
2:40:03
you leave Mark as in charge. But we should
2:40:05
have we're such a good neighbor. No. Lapuda told me when we were at Danny's. He said that. It's
2:40:07
crazy. Did you say it's crazy? you
2:40:12
guys need to have you guys need to
2:40:14
have me and Marcus do a one off show and maybe April fools day. Well, that is just me and Marcus. I like that idea. Okay.
2:40:21
What's the subject? That is the
2:40:23
best friends. Thanks. Ebony
2:40:25
and I agree. Cip clubs,
2:40:28
sub random, It's crazy. Look at the Michigan version of
2:40:30
Club Miranda. We can call it Club Miranda.
2:40:33
That's a good name
2:40:35
for a show. Club Miranda or
2:40:37
Club Miranda. Both. Randall. This is a great word.
2:40:39
This is a great word. Wasn't that
2:40:42
the first time I heard that
2:40:44
word was when somebody called in
2:40:46
to 1051 Yeah. Uh-huh.
2:40:48
Why did they say Randoll? I don't know
2:40:50
what they're talking about. Randoll's. Yeah. Something yeah.
2:40:52
Well, with some Randoll's. That was funny because you you could tell
2:40:54
she thought very little of the Randoll's. Yeah. Okay.
2:40:58
I'm just trying to think of
2:41:00
something
2:41:00
else. Do you see Rachael? Do you
2:41:02
see Rachael Vachael Vachael only Vachael?
2:41:07
You want Oh, yes. I did. You
2:41:09
want to see him. Please tell me that
2:41:11
no one is paying for her fucking only face. Rachel Dolasy's son who's famous. for
2:41:15
pretending to be African American while she is one
2:41:17
hundred percent white. I was just pretending to be hot. Has an only fans now and some of the a
2:41:19
lot of the pictures have leaked she's
2:41:24
very new and she does some
2:41:26
very crazy spreading. In other words,
2:41:29
she's willing to do anything for
2:41:31
money. Anything? Yeah. No. Absolutely.
2:41:33
Absolutely. Anything. Uh-huh. I mean, isn't porn usually the last stop, so
2:41:35
she's almost there. i
2:41:38
mean isn't poor nice little less stops oh she's
2:41:40
almost there Yeah. Well, I'm convinced a lot
2:41:42
of these people will be doing porn. Aaron Carter will
2:41:45
be doing gay porn before it's over. Well, he's
2:41:47
already promised he was going to I promise he
2:41:49
would make his promises. During the isotope show in between
2:41:51
every song because there's no
2:41:53
front man, there's the announcer that just throws
2:41:55
a joke in, in between the songs and
2:41:57
they go. this one this one played in the middle of it.
2:41:59
Rachel
2:41:59
Dolezal
2:42:01
put her vagina on
2:42:03
the Internet. And if you
2:42:05
wanna see it, Go to only
2:42:07
fans dot com slash rice
2:42:14
of oats. You can find me. I
2:42:17
know. It seems like
2:42:19
some people think that
2:42:22
I can go and only fans don't make money no matter what. Yeah. Right.
2:42:26
It's just
2:42:26
not if you're gonna do it's
2:42:29
not making money. porn, don't you have to be a certain level
2:42:31
of attractive? No. You just have to be infamous. Right?
2:42:35
I don't understand what's gonna happen. She's
2:42:37
gonna get some subscriptions. Right? and she's gonna be, wow, look how great
2:42:39
I'm doing this first month and it's
2:42:43
gonna just fall off a cliff for
2:42:45
the next month. and then it'll hold steady from those people that forgot that
2:42:47
they subscribed and haven't canceled it
2:42:50
yet. And then they'll cancel in about six months,
2:42:52
you'll be making nothing again. Well, I mean, they make
2:42:54
it sound like everyone goes on only fans and there's enough
2:42:58
money to support every hot woman on
2:43:01
the planet. Yeah. that can't be. That can't
2:43:03
can't be that easy. It's
2:43:05
not true. There's so much people
2:43:07
aren't making money. I mean, like,
2:43:09
they think they are. Well, how does black China make sixteen million
2:43:11
dollars? How can that be possible? I don't get
2:43:14
it. I'm not part
2:43:16
of, like, demographic either.
2:43:19
Is she doing, like, quadruple
2:43:21
animal, is she setting records or something? because
2:43:23
I can't figure out how in the world that
2:43:25
many people use a span of her. Twenty dollars
2:43:27
a month to see another nude picture
2:43:29
of Blackjack. I guess it for her. Is it
2:43:31
this this guy sounds stupid? Is it guys that are looking
2:43:33
at or is there people that are fans of her? Like, they're fans
2:43:35
of the Kardashians? I
2:43:38
guess you get exclusive material. But can
2:43:40
you imagine settings? Yeah. I got a budget two hundred forty
2:43:42
dollars this year for a black China's only fans. Really?
2:43:47
forty bucks. That's a significant expenditure. I
2:43:49
mean She's on there throwing strollers
2:43:51
or something. I mean, you could have Netflix. twice
2:43:54
-- Yeah. -- for that price. Or maybe
2:43:56
that's better entertainment. Here they are. You can see. This is
2:43:58
some of the stuff from her only fans. There's
2:44:01
her butt. Yeah. She's nude. There's her butt.
2:44:04
How many times can you see her butt and be that
2:44:06
turned on? I mean, is her butt and something different? She's just
2:44:08
showering. Couldn't
2:44:10
you take a screenshot of her
2:44:12
butt the first time? Yeah. But
2:44:14
listen. Have any of these people on only fans ever been She was.
2:44:19
No. I mean, people
2:44:22
buying it. Oh, those people. Those people.
2:44:26
No. Thank you. That's her only fans?
2:44:28
Yeah. Well, this is what do you subscribe to it? No.
2:44:31
This is a website that kind of goes
2:44:34
around some only fans. Well, I'm surprised people
2:44:37
-- highly unethical. -- surprised people don't go to that site
2:44:39
instead of paying twenty dollars a month. Yeah. This site doesn't get first. Oh,
2:44:44
I see. You got a boner. Okay. She never shows
2:44:46
her boobs, I don't know her only pants? Well, these ones aren't leaked. I'm sure if I just Google it, I find
2:44:48
them. Alright.
2:44:51
Dude, here you
2:44:52
go. Oh, I'm sure none of these will be fake.
2:44:54
No. Don't see it. No. She does not.
2:44:58
and she does now
2:45:01
shows everything else. There was a sex tape that
2:45:03
was leaked by her husband.
2:45:05
Right? I mean Over in
2:45:07
the revenge porn. Yeah. which, of course, he did
2:45:09
not get kicked off Instagram for -- No. -- even though he leaked it on
2:45:12
Instagram. Yeah.
2:45:15
They're gonna take off a member of their
2:45:17
most valuable commodity. I can't get over. How much
2:45:19
-- Oh, boy. -- how much
2:45:22
there was about a hink dog
2:45:24
and how pissed he's in for
2:45:26
another train with late? dog training tip. How pissed he is not being able to
2:45:28
get a show out?
2:45:31
Mhmm. Who's gonna be
2:45:34
brave enough to put my to
2:45:36
to book me for a show. So
2:45:38
he's getting mad now -- Yeah. -- that
2:45:40
he can't do a concert. Oh, boy. Here's
2:45:42
what happens when he gets mad. everybody.
2:45:45
I can't find a brave music venue,
2:45:48
but I still have an album on
2:45:50
Vinyl coming out by the end of the year.
2:45:53
Thank goodness for asbestos record. Good ready
2:45:55
for that. get canceled too. What a I
2:45:58
buy asbestos records. I buy deal. What a magnetic selfie that
2:46:00
is that
2:46:02
he took them -- No. -- hitting. You know,
2:46:05
people are just doing nothing, making fun of them
2:46:07
underneath. Hey. So I still wanna be famous, everybody. This Assasson
2:46:10
attempted assassin who did kill
2:46:12
James Brady. First competent. Great
2:46:15
headshot. But the picture There's
2:46:17
a lot of comments like
2:46:19
that. That's a pretty creative
2:46:21
one, though. A lot of
2:46:23
them. So now Mister Sasson,
2:46:25
who killed James Brady, shot
2:46:27
two police officers,
2:46:28
is angry because
2:46:30
he can't book a show
2:46:32
to show off his talents in music.
2:46:34
Now this is the person who got
2:46:37
angry because it couldn't get famous
2:46:39
before enough to meet Jody Foster. And so he shot the So now
2:46:40
he wants
2:46:41
to be famous again
2:46:44
and he puts out
2:46:46
music on YouTube and people
2:46:48
pretend that they think it's good.
2:46:50
And he sells t shirts. In fact, he sold
2:46:52
out of t shirts again. Mhmm. And now he's saying that he's angry
2:46:54
because he can't get booked for a gig because all his
2:46:58
sold out. Giggs got canceled. Yeah. Somebody
2:47:00
just give him a okay. Somebody just give him a
2:47:02
chance to put on a show. What if he becomes really great
2:47:07
What who is should be
2:47:09
on Americans America's got talent
2:47:11
or American Idol. Oh, that shows how out of it he is. He sucks. What
2:47:15
if he writes he thinks he actually
2:47:17
sold out these shows because he's so good. What if
2:47:19
he writes the greatest song ever and he's on America's
2:47:23
got talent. It takes off.
2:47:25
And next, you know, he's
2:47:27
playing the next presidential inauguration. Full circle. think so.
2:47:30
Oh, he
2:47:32
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2:48:47
through some r guys, I'm gonna
2:48:49
try to grab some stuff for
2:48:52
Clark Tober. And I'll take the salad
2:48:54
story at the end of the show today.
2:48:57
in honor of Mike
2:49:00
Clark. The sound story?
2:49:02
Yeah.
2:49:02
Clark tober. Alrighty.
2:49:04
So have a good one and Lions
2:49:07
again. We'll see maybe next week. That was
2:49:09
an exciting game that I have fun. I I
2:49:11
can't We'll find that like,
2:49:14
yeah. Like, it just came in a while.
2:49:16
Every time that kicker did anything in this game. Oh,
2:49:18
he's so done. Why can't they get a kicker? What
2:49:22
is the problem. Well, the one who
2:49:24
suck last week's on he's injured
2:49:26
now. So they have another sucky one. Yeah. So next week, next week, it'll be another sucky one. Yeah,
2:49:28
boy. Alright.
2:49:35
We'll see you.
2:50:16
RESP c d. Find
2:50:19
out what it means
2:50:22
to me. RESPICRPECT
2:50:25
Find
2:50:36
out what it means
2:50:38
to me. RESTECP
2:51:04
No. I totally understand.
2:51:07
You wanna
2:51:08
hear something really
2:51:10
ridiculous. This is terrible, and
2:51:14
narrowing. This is an asinine story. This
2:51:16
is I don't know how long ago this
2:51:18
was, not that long, couple of months, few months ago.
2:51:22
Anyway, it was one of those long nights,
2:51:24
Trish and I haven't really booze in the
2:51:26
hit. We were we were doing some major fear
2:51:29
And if you drank a lot,
2:51:31
yeah. And this one ended up to be,
2:51:33
my God, I think I barbecue steaks. I think
2:51:35
it may have been
2:51:38
About four thirty. You
2:51:39
mean about their barbecue meals? Oh, yeah. You
2:51:41
mean dinner, push back, push back, push back, push back, push back,
2:51:44
four thirty Yes.
2:51:47
Yes. Yes. I swear.
2:51:49
And there was no Bolivian marching powder
2:51:52
involved? No. really
2:51:55
not. Nope. Nope.
2:51:57
And the
2:51:59
stakes coming in had
2:52:02
their they came out great. They they yeah.
2:52:04
But listen to this, there was this huge salad, just
2:52:06
this because all it was was just like these big
2:52:09
steaks and then this monstrous
2:52:11
salad. I deserved it. Oh,
2:52:13
it's just just the most
2:52:16
fantastic salad. Alright. Now, by
2:52:18
now, it's, like, well
2:52:20
after five. Okay. That's a
2:52:22
vacation. This is the story. Yes.
2:52:25
I can't believe I'm telling that on
2:52:28
the air. Yeah. Alright. Was he during vacation?
2:52:30
And Was it? I think so. Zoe was a week before vacation. Week
2:52:32
before
2:52:32
okay.
2:52:35
I love this. So you're slacking.
2:52:37
Yeah. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, Joey finished the stage in in some
2:52:39
her another trish had most of her salad and
2:52:44
and finally, she was just like I mean, it's
2:52:46
like, the sun is starting to just show
2:52:48
itself, you know, and it's just like, oh, this
2:52:50
is ridiculous. I can't believe this. so she
2:52:53
takes
2:52:53
off my salad. She goes to
2:52:55
bed. And I said,
2:52:56
like, I'll be I'll be alone
2:52:58
in just a moment because I had
2:53:00
this big salad, and I was just like, oh, man, I
2:53:02
cannot wait to have this salad. Right? And
2:53:05
the steaks on deck, the steaks are already done.
2:53:07
So we've already eaten the steaks eating her salad, she's
2:53:09
like, oh my god. I can't stand. I have to go to bed,
2:53:11
and she just saunters off to
2:53:13
bed. Right. But me, you know, because I was making
2:53:15
this while I was making a steak, she was
2:53:17
pounding at the salad. So she was ahead of me, you see. Oh. So finally, she leaves.
2:53:19
The steaks are done.
2:53:23
Everything is over except I have this
2:53:26
monstrous algae. Okay. Okay. This is I guess I don't follow the chronology of eating your steak before salad.
2:53:32
Oh, oh, yeah. Well, the the salad
2:53:34
is so awesome. them. The way we build them, that it's it almost acts as a dessert.
2:53:38
It's really I know it's strange. That
2:53:40
is very strange. Yeah. But thing. Always do it that
2:53:42
way. Okay. And it's really fabulous. Okay. Alright. So
2:53:46
off she goes and I'm sitting here
2:53:48
in the TV's on, whatever's on, whatever.
2:53:50
Well, anyway similar to how your drive was on the way home, you know, or no.
2:53:52
Actually, when you were watching
2:53:55
the the Purdue game Oh,
2:53:57
right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I
2:53:59
would see there m, and I'm go, oh my
2:54:02
god, this sound is great. The next
2:54:04
thing you know, this it went
2:54:06
from like, god is great. Mhmm. My That's great. Next thing you know, I'm sitting there
2:54:11
going. What's going on?
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