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we should get into it, as do

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it. So dragons in Dungeons and Dragons

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come in a lot of flavors. his

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to talk about. We are talking about

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a very different kind of dragon Time

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Dragon. That's. right? These dragons Brief

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time. it's always time for dragons that

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my table and he did it but

4:36

now it's time for time to sign.

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Dragons can be found if I be.

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The most recent release pertaining to the

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Plane Scape setting up landscape and winters

4:44

in the multiverse about have their origins

4:46

going back to late: Three Point Five

4:48

D and D and Dragon Magazine Three

4:50

Fifty Nine How The Hour and A

4:52

Magazine. There. Isn't a ton written

4:54

about them? but what is written is pretty

4:57

intriguing and quite impressively powerful. That

4:59

being said, the three boy, five, and five

5:01

He versions of Time dragons are quite different

5:04

from one another, with only a few shared

5:06

characteristics. As a jolie referring to the my

5:08

their addition as go for the Lore though

5:10

the stop block we will be going over

5:12

this episode is of course the five He

5:14

version and I'll be doing that indeed. So

5:17

dragon kind as a whole has a

5:19

unique relationship with time, growing ever more

5:22

powerful, will, never sinking into dementia or

5:24

butter. we'd to play as a result

5:26

of accumulation of years, centuries or millennia

5:29

born to have a dragon interacts with

5:31

time in a manner completely it's own,

5:33

breathing it, eating it, and living as

5:36

part of it in such a way

5:38

as to become a physical manifestation of

5:40

time itself. This type of dragging, arguably

5:42

the most rare and most powerful about

5:45

dragons is that time drag. I. Would.

5:47

Love a the my party was be

5:49

like it's eating time as i know

5:51

he princess arrested I eat a sandwich

5:54

is not know that dragon it's feeding

5:56

time absolutely and three point five indian

5:58

d disguise time. as a species

6:01

of epic dragon, a group of

6:03

exceedingly rare and powerful dragons. They

6:05

are sometimes also referred to as

6:08

chronology dragons, ageless dragons, or epoch

6:10

dragons. Chronology dragons is lame, that's a mouthful. It

6:13

is. I don't want to ever say that. Then

6:17

don't. Maybe chrono dragons. That's way

6:19

better. It's a great improvement. 3.5's

6:23

time dragon is described as having charcoal

6:25

gray scales that lay close to its

6:27

flesh and bear no ridges, giving the

6:30

creature a smooth look. They

6:32

have an hourglass-shaped mask of black

6:35

scales surrounding their eyes. Think like

6:37

Batman or Robin

6:39

in like the animated series. Or like Robin,

6:41

you know how he's got the black band

6:44

around it? It's like that. Yeah, okay. Yeah,

6:46

definitely. They have 12 unevenly spaced lines

6:48

of black scales radiating

6:51

back along its body like tree

6:53

rings. A spike in the

6:55

shape of a typical sundial extends from

6:57

the back of its skull, effectively doubling

6:59

the length of its head. Its triangular

7:02

wings spread from their narrowest points at

7:04

its back to give them an overall

7:06

shape of an hourglass and

7:08

two spikes of different lengths protruding from the

7:10

ends of its tails, giving it two tips.

7:12

They actually don't know what time it is

7:15

unless they sundial it properly. They can't

7:17

tell time at night, which is weird.

7:19

So they really, in

7:21

3.5, they really lean into

7:23

the time imagery.

7:26

Hourglasses, you know, I feel

7:28

like the lines are like the lines on

7:30

a clock, right? Yeah, yeah. Sundial on its

7:32

head, like. It's got a Rolex on. It's

7:35

got a Rolex on. Like I miss, I

7:37

skipped that sentence. Oh yeah, they have a

7:39

Rolex on. Yeah, they have a Rolex brand

7:41

watch on. Fivy, on the

7:44

other hand, describes the time

7:46

dragon quite differently. Time dragon wormlings are

7:48

born with shining silver scales and have

7:50

horns that are barely more than nubs.

7:52

As they master the flow of time,

7:54

their horns grow into branching almost antler-like

7:57

shapes with rainbow-hued veins also branching

7:59

out to of the time's paths

8:01

and possibilities. These irreducence

8:03

veins also branch out along the membrane of

8:05

the time dragon's wings. Their narrow

8:07

snout has two long distinct whiskers trailing in

8:09

the air, the length of their neck and

8:12

defiant of any laws of gravity. And

8:15

if you were to pull up images

8:17

of both these dragons, 5e definitely wins

8:19

the much cooler looking dragon contest. Cool,

8:22

cool, okay. Any

8:24

questions before we move on? No

8:27

I'm formulating a new dungeon

8:29

cast character like the time

8:31

dragon wearing a rolox watch and like

8:33

Gucci loafers. I'm working on it. Okay, I'm working

8:35

probably. I'll think about that while you try to

8:37

teach me about it. You do that. 5e

8:41

does not have much to say about time dragon's

8:43

personality or psyche but 3.5 fills in the gaps

8:46

a little bit stating that epoch

8:48

dragons are often aloof and solitary

8:50

individuals and they are typically neutral

8:52

in regards to good or evil,

8:55

law or chaos. Time dragons can

8:57

live anywhere there is air for them to breathe

8:59

and food for them to eat and as dragons

9:01

they eat just about anything. Moreover

9:03

they can even go months without eating

9:05

though doing so makes them lethargic. This

9:08

adaptability serves them well though for most time

9:10

dragons are semi-nomadic and rarely stay in their

9:12

lair for more than a few years. Yeah,

9:16

like how do you do the eating, you know,

9:18

like the langoliers? So

9:22

you know what's weird about dragon magazine 3.57 or

9:24

3.59 is it opens up stating that they eat

9:29

time and then proceeds to never mention

9:31

that again and just says they eat

9:33

food. Weird.

9:38

Pray man, I present the information that I

9:40

got and this is the information I got.

9:43

It takes a bunch again dragon magazine for

9:45

being fucking obtuse about this randomly

9:49

weird thing that should be specific. You

9:52

know they just have a bunch of abilities that

9:54

manipulate time. That's

9:57

like when we're talking about actual mechanics. About

10:00

three point five and by the they have

10:02

different mechanics but they both just made me

10:04

manipulate the ship shit out of time and

10:06

they also affect time get by just existing

10:08

and will get were integral of and about

10:10

that on tap. As for the act of

10:12

eating time it is mentioned. And.

10:14

Then is never mentioned again. Great. Site

10:18

side Note: On that side Now I hope

10:20

we get to talk about Terminator in this

10:22

episode. I mean, I just did, but like

10:24

I like a man, I will get us

10:26

a standard is up and layer in the

10:28

ruins of ancient civilizations or temples to dead

10:31

gods and do their utmost to preserve these

10:33

historical sites. Time Dragons insatiable desire for knowledge

10:35

means it's likely to have more than one

10:37

such lair. They do not have a society

10:39

as such, spending their lives largely in solitude,

10:41

but once ever millennium, a group of four

10:44

to ten. Time Dragons will conquer eight for

10:46

the purposes of reproduction. As soon as all

10:48

the females them group have conceived, they depart

10:50

from each other. Very. Businesslike?

10:52

Yeah, That's. I was

10:54

picturing businessman of it. looked like they

10:56

polymorphic won't be another all the chicken,

10:58

the Rolex and yeah like they they

11:00

they polymorph in the like jonah Hill

11:02

and are fuckin what are the camera

11:04

and all other guy you know never

11:07

seen that. Ah have you seen the

11:09

movie? No I haven't seen them of

11:11

the i don't I just see the

11:13

meme or unlike many other species than

11:15

dragons do not put much effort into

11:17

their hordes and often abandon rebuild the

11:19

horde several times over the course of

11:21

their lifetime. That's different. It is different.

11:23

As. With other epic Dragons, what

11:26

they do Horde tends to be

11:28

less coin and more and more

11:30

magic. An exquisite art on specifically

11:32

time Dragons price, historical records, objects

11:34

representative of last cultures and treasures

11:36

from long gone creators. They are

11:38

fascinated by time manipulation, magic and

11:41

forgotten knowledge. Those is simple upon

11:43

a time, Dragons Horde might find

11:45

invaluable historical information from Eris past.

11:48

That it also said that the most

11:50

fries and zealously guard any device in

11:52

their horde that measures time from simple

11:54

sundial to complex water clocks. Also, they

11:56

are obsessed with up to date and

11:58

yeah they have. mountain of Rolexes

12:02

they have they have all those like

12:05

they're they've taken there's like grandfather clocks

12:07

like disassembled on like a blanket yeah

12:09

absolutely and the blanket has like a

12:11

big clock on it yeah like ditched

12:13

in yeah yeah yeah as a side

12:15

note every clock is

12:18

to my son a cuckoo clock it doesn't matter

12:20

if it's a cuckoo clock or not it's a

12:23

cuckoo clock oh any clock any watch he cuckoo

12:25

clock I think a time dragon would fucking try

12:27

to fight your son he might he might no

12:29

it's not it's a Rolex if

12:32

how many times can we say Rolex in this episode stop

12:34

being sponsored by them countless get come

12:37

at us Rolex it's time for you

12:39

to sponsor the dungeon cap I

12:42

don't like Rolexes oh shit you

12:44

ruined it did I really really

12:46

shit with Rolex blew it damn

12:48

it only disasters and

12:51

other creatures can kill time dragons

12:53

the passage of time itself cannot

12:55

as such they are only they're

12:57

the only truly immortal non-deific dragons

13:00

because of their unique ties to the time stream

13:02

time dragons age randomly knowing

13:05

the age category of a time dragon does not

13:07

therefore give an accurate estimation of its age okay

13:10

that's that's weird we're getting

13:13

in the weeds this is gonna this episode is gonna get in

13:15

the weeds I knew it time

13:18

dragons harness the power of time to manipulate

13:20

the past present and future ancient

13:22

time dragons can create temporal gates connected

13:24

to specific times and places in the

13:26

multiverse using these they and ally creatures

13:28

can travel anywhere in time to affect

13:30

fate determining moments or to banish threats

13:32

beyond the flow of time as a

13:35

result of their ability to travel between

13:37

ages time dragons often seem unstuck from

13:39

the usual flow of time and have

13:41

a flexible view of what is what was and what

13:43

will be okay so

13:46

they're insane they're not insane

13:49

they just like okay like

13:51

for you and me time only moves in

13:53

one direction at one pace right for them

13:55

time is a stream that can go up

13:58

down all around dip in the pool jump

14:00

back out like Slide

14:02

to the left slide to the left slide to

14:05

the right crisscross crisscross a Macarena What

14:08

I don't know okay? Okay,

14:11

it's hard to conceptualize that sure But I

14:13

mean just imagine that you could like choose

14:15

you know you can choose to go to

14:17

that deltago with the sinkhole They

14:19

go yeah from last episode to go to that deltago

14:21

before that sinkhole ever existed I hope I didn't cut

14:23

that out. I think I have to leave it Hope

14:27

you left it in to check out last week's

14:29

episode where I talk about my I

14:31

wouldn't call it like a It's

14:34

a legitimate fear of sinkholes. Yeah, it's not

14:37

like apparently they riddle your life They're

14:39

around bro like they're just around I've got

14:41

two in my localities, so yeah Yeah,

14:44

the time drag gonna be like the sinkhole

14:46

has always and never been there exactly because

14:48

one time it wasn't yeah But now it

14:50

is and never was or will be see

14:52

it this NPC would just be confused in my game

14:55

Like it means they sound they're not confused.

14:57

They just sound confused right right yeah, so

15:00

like they're insane Yeah,

15:02

well, I think it's hard for them to talk

15:04

about like okay Since

15:06

we're on the sinkhole like when

15:08

we're talking to the time dragon like to the time dragon

15:10

like It doesn't know your

15:12

reference to the sinkhole So it's like the sinkhole that

15:14

hasn't happened yet or the sinkhole that will happen or

15:16

the so what you mean the one you fall into

15:19

I mean fell into I mean oh shit Sorry,

15:22

I said too much exactly hold on let me eat

15:24

this watch And

15:28

that's how the time yeah exactly that's

15:31

why they hoard these time pieces because

15:33

it's lunch indeed So like other species

15:35

of dragons time dragons speak the draconic

15:37

language and possess blind sense low light

15:39

vision and dark vision 3.5.

15:42

Yeah 3.5 time dragons had two

15:44

breath attacks a line of Ravaging

15:46

time that aged creatures and objects

15:48

struck by it Which I

15:51

wish they kept that because it's hilarious and

15:53

awesome that is Applying and a cone of

15:55

time expulsion that makes creatures caught within it

15:57

disappear for some seconds even minutes before reading

16:00

appearing. Spoiler, 5e versions don't have

16:02

either of those brass attacks. They have a

16:04

different one. That would be fucking hilarious if

16:06

they turned off your rage. That

16:09

would be really cool. That would be fucking

16:11

funny. Like any timed ability, like they just

16:13

sent you into the future one minute and

16:15

now you're not mad anymore. Damn, brutal.

16:18

I love that. That's

16:20

great. 3.5, timed dragons also possess

16:23

innate spell casting abilities where

16:25

they could cast time stop at

16:27

will, even as wormlings, and slow three

16:29

times each day as juvenile is an

16:31

older. Even more deadly, 3.5's

16:34

version of timed dragons hatched with

16:36

an innate ability to control time and can

16:38

accelerate their own actions as if under the

16:40

haste effect for up to a minute each

16:43

day and an ability

16:45

that additionally rendered them immune to slow

16:47

and similar effects. Slow is just a

16:49

crazy good spell. Yeah. I love that

16:51

spell. If you can get it to

16:53

hit. Right. The save is, you

16:56

know, multi-fails on that save is

16:59

very good for you. As

17:03

they age, this faculty with time only

17:05

increases. A very young timed dragon gains

17:07

the ability to, again, these are 3.5

17:09

rules, ability to once each

17:12

day borrow time from the future to further

17:14

accelerate their actions. An old timed dragon can

17:16

do this twice a day. Okay,

17:18

hang on. I borrowed time from

17:20

the future. Then I live out

17:23

a linear path to that time and then

17:26

I get there. What do I see?

17:29

I don't know, man. I'm not timed dragon. Do

17:31

I show up from the past and punch myself

17:33

in the face and just like

17:35

grab a scoop of your memories or like what the fuck?

17:37

It says they borrow time from the future. It doesn't say

17:39

they borrow their own time from the future. Well,

17:42

whose time is it? I

17:44

don't know, man. You have fucking mean either.

17:46

What's going on? This is weird. This is

17:48

weird. Time dragons are weird. Talking about time

17:50

is a messy, messy thing. Adult

17:54

and older epoch dragons operate under the effects

17:56

of haste continuously rather than just for a

17:58

minute and ability. They could not

18:01

they cannot suppress and which cannot be

18:03

dispelled for long. Okay ancient time dragons

18:05

developed an aura of Slow

18:08

up to 50 feet. That's 15 meters

18:10

in radius that they can emanate for a

18:13

full minute and great worms Are

18:15

rumored to be able to move forwards and backwards

18:17

through time with some preparation again? I Iterate

18:20

this is 3.5 edition time dragons. We're

18:22

gonna go over the sap like a 5e ones shortly

18:26

A lot of these abilities are reflected in the 5e

18:28

version of time dragons in their stat block But also

18:31

in their lair actions legendary actions and regional effects Time

18:34

dragons are not prone to violence. They often feel

18:37

they have better things to do than fight Thus

18:40

using all of their abilities to disable their

18:42

enemy or end combat as quickly as possible

18:44

and are willing to flee rather than fight

18:46

If necessary often they start with their

18:48

most powerful spells and then fall back on their

18:50

breath weapon to weaken those who survive The initial

18:52

onslaught they rely on their time stop ability to

18:54

move around the battlefield quickly Yeah, cuz the only

18:56

way you can die is in combat. Yeah, so

18:58

why ever engage? I did so we've talked about

19:00

this It's been a long time But we talked

19:03

about this when it comes to the demon lords

19:05

how like they do they're immortal they have all

19:07

this power They do all this stuff, but they

19:09

won't fight each other most of the time because

19:11

it's the one way they can die Yeah, why

19:13

risk it you so that's why they have all

19:15

these machinations and plans in the air. Yes Dragons

19:18

are just looking for fucking pocket watches

19:20

and shit. They're literally poly morphing to

19:22

steal your pocket watch They're

19:25

just roads actually no significant number

19:27

of time dragons live on to

19:29

real forgotten realms In

19:32

fact, they seem to shun the realms for unknown reasons. I

19:34

could think of a few They what a

19:36

significant number of time dragons would be five

19:39

more than one So,

19:43

I mean it's got yeah, it's got to be Significant

19:45

number of these guys three it's

19:47

gotta go more two and seven

19:49

That's an insignificant number because one

19:51

time dragon is like we need

19:53

the one time the most significant

19:55

dragon We need for this adventure

19:57

controls time. We need its help

20:00

That makes it significant, but I think

20:02

between two and seven is like just

20:04

enough You don't really know where they

20:06

are or when they are and whose watch is

20:08

there stealing slash eating I? Would

20:11

say any more than two is a significant

20:13

number of time dragons. That's what that's my

20:16

hmm That's how I feel about it pirates

20:18

missing an arm sword battle wizards missing an

20:20

arm Time dragon eight year

20:22

armed to eat your watch absolutely yeah They

20:27

have been briefly studied by mages to investigate

20:29

the effects on their Their

20:31

presence on gates missiles wards and

20:34

certain other long-term enchantments set effects

20:36

were uniformly disastrous Making

20:38

the enchantments unstable and sometimes triggering built-in

20:40

reactions meant to respond to certain events

20:42

that hadn't occurred yet So

20:45

they have this temporal time shit that

20:47

just fucks with anything that is like

20:49

set to Respond at

20:52

a certain intervals of time. What's that fucking

20:54

Tom Cruise movie? Minority

20:57

report their minority reporting

20:59

in this in their lore. That's fucking

21:02

sick I guess so yeah these effects

21:04

are unintentional by the time dragons and

21:06

do solely to their mere proximity Okay

21:11

That's all gone time dragon, so let's take a short rest before we

21:13

take a look at that step I Jeez

21:20

do you ever think we're gonna stop flying? It's

21:22

actually really impressive how far we've been

21:24

flung that thing was huge. What was

21:26

that? I you know I Believe

21:29

it was ogre mark what the

21:31

evil elemental prince of evil earth.

21:33

That's weird Why would we encounter

21:35

that I mean we were in

21:38

a quite rocky terrain. It's quite

21:40

possible. There was a Convergence

21:42

of the plane so we were going the

21:45

wrong way You know I've noticed as we've

21:47

been collecting these shots They they seem to

21:49

either be attracted to or the

21:52

cause of these these planar

21:54

interlapping We've been

21:56

all over the cosmos, and I swear like that

21:58

should be a way we're More rare courage.

22:00

The most random stuff happens to us. And

22:03

it seems to be related

22:05

to anything specifically I just don't

22:08

understand. I'm used to say

22:10

but I'm beginning to suspect the shards are.

22:12

Sending the veil of the multiverse. I think you're speaking

22:15

of shards. Speaking of shards, look at it! There's one

22:17

right there! There's a charge that's flying right next to

22:19

us! What is this? That's amazing!

22:21

Oh I'll just snag that! Yeah,

22:24

no magic required to grab that out of

22:26

the air. That pushes us up to five.

22:28

Wow, that's really good. Do you

22:30

think it'll fuse the chunk we have? It does

22:32

feel like a significant number. Wait,

22:34

there's another one! Oh there's another one! Oh my god! Let's

22:37

grab that one too! No, no, it's closer to me. I'll

22:39

grab it. Oh okay, you go ahead. Here you go though.

22:41

I'll give it to you. Who'd

22:43

have dug it? Wow! Hey, do you think

22:45

we're gonna die? They just fall into our laps

22:47

now. Do you think when we fall back to

22:50

our inevitable like earth material place that

22:52

we're gonna fucking die? No,

22:55

man, I'm a wizard. Maybe

22:57

we should, uh, you know, there

23:00

have been some historically speaking in

23:02

our travels together. I've

23:04

only seen you cast spells

23:06

for sponsorship. Like

23:09

I know you could do this. What can I

23:11

say? I know my worth, man. I know! You

23:14

told me over and over again and I'm just saying like, right

23:17

now you're saying we have magic to

23:19

do something about this but whose

23:21

magic is it? Are you gonna like

23:23

call somebody? Does that require

23:26

a self-love? I have multiple options and

23:28

I could use them as a guide.

23:30

I could, I could, uh, slot traps. Will

23:34

you? Here's the thing. Fall

23:36

damage is real. And

23:39

I know a thing or two about it and my

23:41

heavy armor, it does not, not

23:44

deal with fall damage very well. No

23:47

I imagine, I imagine it wouldn't. It's not

23:49

a thing about AC. Quite

23:51

frankly, as far as we've been flung,

23:53

like, we could be talking.

23:56

A hundred plus d6 of bludgeon damage.

23:58

It feels like we're on the wha-

24:00

horizontal trajectory, but I know it's like

24:02

an arch, right? Eventually we're

24:04

gonna go back to it. It feels like we've

24:06

been horizontal for a while. That which goes up

24:08

must in fact come down. Yeah, and it's just

24:10

nothing but clouds and shards up here, I guess.

24:13

And I'm keeping an eye out, but I think

24:15

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24:17

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Will's back from his phone call. We're back. Hey,

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it was an important phone call. It

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was and we stopped time in the

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recording for it. Oh, perfect. Wonderful. Like

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time dragons ourselves. Yeah. I hit

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pause on recording, recording active tracks and they stopped.

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Yeah, that's incredible. Then I did an edit and

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it resumed right there, but we did include the

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phone call bit because you did, you

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did take the call while I was talking, which is

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And thankful. And we are. Absolutely.

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We are very blessed by you,

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the listener. Now, let's talk about ancient time

30:11

dragons. Yes, let's do that. The biggest and

30:13

baddest of them. Absolutely. With very cool

30:15

art. The planes, A plus on the planescape art, whoever did that.

30:18

Yeah, it looks great. Gargantuan dragons, they're typically neutral,

30:20

but they don't have to be because this is

30:22

your world. Specifically the ancient ones, gargantuan. Yeah, fuck

30:24

it. Fuck everybody else. If they want it, you

30:26

want it to be evil? Like, I don't know,

30:28

it was time evil? Do it in evil time

30:30

dragons, the scary thought. Honest to God. Yeah,

30:33

yeah. Armor class

30:35

is 22, natty. Very

30:37

nice. HP is 536 or 29d20 plus 232. I

30:42

think that's exactly the same amount of HP.

30:44

Ogre Mach. Ogre Mach, yeah. 10 more,

30:46

actually. 10 more, oh shit. I think Ogre Mach had 526. Well, I'll

30:48

pull it up while you continue reading. Please do, correct me if I'm

30:51

wrong. Speed is 40 feet, climbing speed

30:53

of 40 feet, and flying speed of 80 feet. So

30:55

it's faster than Ogre Mach. You

30:58

were right, it is exactly 10 HP. Ooh,

31:00

big brain plays. That's Brian,

31:02

galaxy brain in it. Time brain, let's go.

31:05

I traveled back to last week in my brain.

31:07

Indeed. It's like a time dragon

31:09

do. Strength plus nine, dexterity plus

31:12

two, con plus eight, intelligence plus

31:14

eight, wisdom plus four, charisma plus six,

31:16

just like Ogre Mach. You know, if you had

31:18

asked me, I wouldn't have chosen

31:20

strength as their highest ability for a time

31:23

dragon. They are a dragon. Don't

31:25

get me wrong, yeah, they are a dragon. It's just,

31:27

I would have. Time dragon, I just would have assumed

31:30

wisdom or intelligence would have been their highest. Probably intelligence.

31:32

Yeah, but it's not. Nope, it's not.

31:34

It's the muscles. It's the, it's,

31:37

their brain muscle is one less

31:39

good than their physical, like their,

31:42

I don't know, they don't have biceps, because they don't

31:44

have arms. They definitely have biceps. They absolutely have biceps.

31:46

They do have arms. They have front arms with biceps.

31:49

Do you walk on your arms, Will? It's

31:53

still a bicep, I'm telling you. I'm telling

31:55

you, that's a bicep. It's a quad. It's

31:58

not a quad. It's a hamstring. It is it

32:00

is a bicep because their front legs have

32:02

elbows Okay, they

32:05

do yeah, okay You

32:09

know, I can't wait Getting

32:12

the YouTube comments on this one have a

32:14

debate about that dragons. Definitely a biceps and

32:16

triceps Tell me I don't know you help

32:19

tell Brian he's wrong or tell will he's

32:21

wrong Whatever dude, this doesn't

32:23

matter to me saving throws decks

32:25

plus ten con plus 16 wisdom

32:27

plus 12 charisma plus 14 Skills

32:30

are con plus 16 history

32:33

plus 24, you know, they know that

32:35

history I mean, yeah, they're probably confused

32:37

about it, but they definitely have expertise

32:39

that's this shit is super boosted perception

32:41

plus 20 and stealth plus 18 Because

32:45

they can stealth through time senses

32:47

blindsight 60 feet dark vision 120 feet

32:50

suppress price passive

32:53

perception 30 30 30

32:57

30 that might be the first 30 I've ever read on a

32:59

stat block Okay. Well, yeah, they have

33:01

a plus 20 to per se they see all

33:03

without trying do they have they must have extra

33:05

seats on on this one Too. Yeah, they do.

33:07

Well, they just knew that. Yeah, they do They

33:09

knew the thing would be there because they saw

33:11

it in the past. Yeah, no, no I think

33:13

it's a nice touch for sure. But yeah, you're

33:15

not sneaking past these motherfuckers They know all the

33:18

length and they have true sight. So they're the

33:20

embodiment of 5e stats They have every language dark

33:22

vision for a while We see

33:24

all that is very impressive. That's

33:26

a 5e sentence. Just all okay

33:30

I'm gonna go look at like a young

33:33

Time dragon while you're doing this. I just want to see if any

33:35

of that is different. Where do you find those? on

33:38

D&D Beyond Oh Challenge

33:41

rating 26, that's 90,000 experience

33:44

points proficiency bonus plus eight They

33:46

have an ability called cycle of

33:48

rebirth if the dragon dies

33:51

It's so coalesces into a steely egg

33:53

and teleports to a random plane of

33:55

existence Wow, that's a bummer

33:57

the egg is immune to all damage. Okay

34:00

So get this they learn more languages as

34:02

they get older, you know, it makes sense

34:04

young time dragon knows draconic plus any four

34:06

languages Okay, adult. It's probably plus

34:08

so just five languages off the boot. Welcome

34:10

to no, that's young. That's not wormling. I'll

34:12

pull up warmly Worm

34:16

links know draconic plus two languages.

34:18

It's pretty good I'm

34:20

a baby. Let's see three languages. Hell. Yeah.

34:22

All right continue, please Exim

34:25

you know all damage and hatches into a time

34:27

dragon wormling after one d 100 years The

34:32

dragon retains all memories and knowledge

34:34

it gained in its previous life

34:37

so Old

34:40

babies have all languages

34:45

Yep old babies have all languages Um,

34:47

so this thing can't just can't can

34:49

die because well cycle of rebirth

34:51

if the dragon dies It's so coalesces into

34:53

a steely egg. So like I mean it

34:55

does. Yeah, it does die. Okay. Yeah, but

34:57

it can't it can't permanently die They're truly

35:00

immortal No,

35:02

cuz they die they died and then

35:04

they became a new dragon that has

35:06

old memories that doesn't make you the

35:08

old you Necessarily, I

35:10

guess that's true. You're gonna be a similar

35:12

person You're gonna be a

35:14

lot like the old like we cloned you Maybe

35:18

is the clone you well, I don't

35:21

know you ever clone anything I've

35:23

never cloned anything. Yeah, me neither Legendary

35:29

Resistances they get five of those motherfuckers a

35:31

day if the dragon fails a saving throw

35:33

it can choose to succeed instead Ah, that's

35:35

a lot. It's usually three multi attack The

35:38

dragon makes three rend attacks rend is a

35:40

melee weapon attack plus 17 to hit reach

35:42

a 15 feet Just like ogre mock one

35:44

target hits gonna be 22 or 3d8 plus

35:46

9 Slashing

35:49

damage plus 10 3d6 force

35:51

damage in case you guys are wondering why

35:53

I keep referencing An

35:57

arch of our commental in this episode

36:00

It's because last week we did we just did

36:02

that one about that boxer 20 minutes ago shockingly

36:04

similar time breath to

36:06

recharge Five

36:09

to six the dragon exhales a bunch of

36:11

gears would watch No

36:15

It vomits its lunch the dragon exhales a

36:17

wave of shimmering light in 90-foot cone Non-magical

36:20

objects and vegetation in the area that

36:23

aren't being worn or carried crumbled to

36:25

dust That's a cool

36:27

descriptor Each creature

36:29

in the area must make a DC 24 Constitution

36:31

saving throw on a failed save a creature takes

36:34

52 or 8012

36:37

force damage and is magically weakened as

36:39

it is Desynchronized from the time

36:41

stream don't do it. God. I hate it when

36:43

that happens the bitch It

36:47

actually happened on one of our YouTube videos recently.

36:49

It got to be synchronized from the time stream

36:51

Oh, I know I had to redo the whole

36:53

video. I've done that before it happens will

36:56

does the video editing now While

36:58

the creature is in this state

37:00

attack rolls against it have advantage

37:03

It has the poison condition who

37:05

cares and other What

37:08

if you actually do get poisoned and

37:11

other creatures, oh it actually like will double the

37:13

time of your fight, too Which is really funny?

37:16

Maybe that's a play on Mechanics honestly

37:19

half the conditions will do exactly that

37:21

because they impose disadvantage Yep, and other

37:23

creatures have resistance to all damage it

37:26

deals That's a bummer on

37:28

a successful save the creature takes half as

37:30

much damage only a weakened creature can repeat

37:33

The saving throw at the end of each

37:35

of its turns ending the effect on itself

37:37

after it succeeds on three of these saves

37:39

You have to succeed at three times Okay.

37:43

Yeah, I guess so so don't get me wrong

37:45

This breath attack is quite brutal But I I

37:47

really hate that they didn't have the balls to

37:49

just make it age you because that shit is

37:51

hilarious and brutal Well, I'm not done yet. Maybe

37:53

there's some stuff happening a reaction here, but we

37:56

have time gate once a day as the

37:58

last action The dragon conjures

38:01

a 20-foot diameter circular portal in the

38:03

space between its horns or in an

38:05

unoxified space it can see within 30

38:07

feet of itself. The portal links to

38:09

a precise location on any plane of

38:11

existence at any point in time up

38:13

to 8,000 years from the present, whether

38:15

past or future. God,

38:18

this is a DM mountain. I fucking

38:20

love this thing. The portal lasts for

38:22

24 hours or until the

38:24

dragon's concentration ends as if concentrating

38:26

on a spell. The portal

38:29

has a front, a back,

38:31

on each plane where it appears. Travel

38:33

through the portal as possible only by moving through

38:35

its front. Anything that does

38:37

so is transported to the

38:39

destination, appearing in an unoccupied space

38:42

nearest to the portal. Deities

38:44

and other planar rulers can prevent

38:46

portals created by the dragon from opening

38:48

in the ruler's presence or anywhere within their

38:51

domains. They just feel it in their bones

38:53

or whatever and say, fuck that. Yeah, yeah.

38:55

Reactions. The dragon can take up to three

38:57

of these per turn but only once per

38:59

turn. Reactive rend.

39:03

After using legendary resistance or in response

39:05

to being hit by an attack roll,

39:07

the dragon makes one rend attack. Slow

39:11

time. Immediately after a creature the

39:13

dragon can see ends its

39:16

turn. The

39:18

dragon targets a creature and it can

39:20

see within 90 feet of itself that

39:22

is weakened by its time breath. Until

39:24

the weakened effect ends on the target,

39:26

its speed becomes zero and its speed

39:28

can't increase. Okay. And then

39:30

time slip. The dragon halves the damage

39:32

it takes from the unattack made against

39:34

it, provided it can see the attacker.

39:36

The dragon can then immediately teleport along

39:38

with any equipment it is wearing or

39:40

carrying up to 60 feet to an

39:42

unoccupied space it can see. So that's

39:44

actually brutal because that compacts with the

39:47

time breath. So if you're weak by

39:49

the time breath you're already dealing half

39:51

damage and then you have it again

39:53

with the time slip. That only takes

39:55

one reaction. It gets

39:58

three reactions per round. So, oh, we're moving away

40:00

from the ground. legendary actions, huh? And we're just

40:02

doing multiple reactions. Just multiple

40:04

reactions, yeah. That is

40:06

strange. We'll be looking for like, so some

40:08

of these changes are pre-emptive to what's going

40:11

to be rolling out with the new, the

40:13

new, um, one D&D. Yeah, it's

40:15

5.5. It is literally, almost

40:17

literally 5.5, which is fine

40:19

to me. I know a lot of people

40:21

are upset about it and that's also understandable.

40:23

I'm ambivalent to it. I kind of expect

40:25

it. It's just what D&D has always done.

40:27

And honestly, we got way more time with

40:29

5e than any other edition ever. Yeah.

40:33

So when the change happens, it's going to

40:35

be met with like, and also we'll, from

40:37

what I see, it looks like it will

40:39

just be, uh, backwards compatible the

40:42

same way 3.5 was. So that's fine with

40:44

me, but we're seeing things

40:46

like this. We're also seeing like backgrounds

40:48

now are giving, uh, feats. Yeah. And

40:50

we're also seeing, a lot

40:52

more half-feet that are, that give,

40:55

uh, additions to ability scores. And

40:57

we're also seeing a lot more

40:59

level four feet. So you, you

41:02

can take this feet if you have the feet

41:04

before that you need for it, like the starting

41:06

feet at level one, and then you're also level

41:08

four. Upgrade your feet. Yeah. We're going to see

41:10

a lot of those moving forward. All right. Uh,

41:13

time dragons, I'm reading layer actions, right?

41:15

Uh, yes, please. Time dragons layer on initiative count

41:18

20, uh, I guess I should read the little

41:20

flavor. Uh, time dragons often layer in the ruins

41:22

or do I need to read that? You don't

41:24

need to, but you could if you want to.

41:26

The time dragons often layer in the ruins of

41:29

ancient civilizations or temples to dead gods and to

41:31

do their utmost to preserve these historical sites. That's

41:33

a lot like gem dragons are doing something like

41:35

that, right? There's, uh, I think there's quite a

41:37

few dragons that are interested in like historical stuff.

41:39

Brass. Yeah. There are, uh, both metallic and gem

41:42

dragons are like that. Uh, time dragons insatiable

41:44

desire for knowledge means it's likely to

41:46

have more than one such layer. Uh,

41:49

the challenge rating of an ancient, uh, ancient or

41:51

adult time dragon increases by one when it's encountered

41:53

in its layer. Well, that's a cool little note

41:56

to make on initiative count

41:58

20 losing initiative ties. The dragon

42:00

can take one of the following lair actions. The

42:02

ancient or adult dragon can't take the same lair

42:05

action two rounds in a row. First

42:07

one is temporal fling. A

42:09

dragon attempts to fling a creature it

42:12

can see within 60 feet of itself

42:14

forward through time. The

42:16

target must succeed on a DC 18 wisdom saving thrower take

42:18

26 or 4d12 psychic damage and

42:20

move one round forward in time.

42:23

A target moved forward in time vanishes

42:25

for the duration. When the effect ends

42:27

the target reappears in the same space

42:29

it left or in an unoccupied

42:31

space nearest to that space if

42:34

it is occupied. Temporal

42:36

lag. The dragon slows time

42:38

for each creature within 60 feet of

42:40

itself until initiative count 20 of

42:43

the next round the effective creature can

42:45

move or take an action on its

42:47

turn not both. The creature

42:49

also can't take a reaction or a

42:51

bonus action. That's there's no save that

42:54

just happens. That's pretty brutal I like

42:56

that. It's only worth

42:58

one challenge rating point though. Timeline

43:01

divergence. The dragon chooses

43:04

a space it can fit into

43:06

within its lair. The dragon exists

43:08

simultaneously in its space and the

43:10

chosen space until initiative count 20

43:13

on the next round. Whenever it moves

43:15

or takes an action the dragon chooses

43:17

which version is moving or acting. If

43:19

an effect or attack can target both

43:21

the dragon spaces at the same time

43:24

the dragon is affected only once. That's

43:28

weird. That's weird. I

43:31

mean it's cool

43:34

like it's doubling its

43:36

range of effect and also doubling its

43:38

range of effectibility. So the character the

43:40

character I'm about to run for your

43:43

game he's eventually gonna get the fighters

43:45

to plus echo night and

43:47

one of the thing about the echo night is it

43:49

can create an echo of itself and

43:51

like yeah you can just basically that yeah it's

43:53

basically this. Except for that

43:55

you can kill the echo because it only has one HP

43:58

and then I'm forced to make another one. But

44:00

I can make attacks through it or cast spells through

44:02

it as if it is me. And I can move

44:04

it as if it is me. That's neato. That's a

44:06

sound thing, not a time thing. I

44:09

guess that echoes sound in time.

44:11

And I'm also reflavoring it as like a

44:13

shadow, like a dark shadow version of itself,

44:15

like Dark Link. Oh, that's fine. Here's Leon.

44:17

Here's Dark Leon. You got to check out

44:19

the terminal montage and water temple video that

44:21

just came out. Okay. Sure. Regional

44:24

effects. The region

44:26

surrounding an ancient or adult

44:28

time dragon's lair is altered by the dragon's

44:30

magic, creating one or more of the following

44:33

effects. Time dilations. Time fluctuates within three miles

44:35

of the lair. Short rests

44:37

taken within this area take 10 minutes

44:40

or two hours. Your choice. I

44:42

guess that they mean the DM's choice. Timeless.

44:45

So you're experiencing,

44:49

what, is it an hour short rest?

44:51

Yeah, currently. I wonder if they're going

44:53

to change that. So you, there's optional

44:56

rules to change it to 10 minutes,

44:58

like hero points. So

45:01

you're experiencing 30 minutes or

45:04

an hour or whatever it is, an hour, but 10 minutes

45:07

might only pass or two hours might only

45:09

pass. Right. Or it

45:11

might be double. You guys get

45:13

it. You fucking get it. Timelessness.

45:15

Beasts. Humanoids. And plants.

45:18

Within three miles of the

45:20

lair. Age only one year

45:22

for every 10 years that pass. That's pretty

45:24

cool. Huh. The infinity

45:26

squirrels. It's a feature you get as a,

45:28

I think a druid and a monk in

45:30

your level 20 feature. Yeah, you live

45:32

forever. Yeah, you age only one year for every 10

45:34

years. Yeah, something like that. Pretty cool. If the dragon

45:36

dies, these effects fade over the course of 1D 10

45:38

days. Every time

45:41

I read, this just reminded me of the

45:44

horny fish lake. I

45:47

forgot about that. They're still horny 1D 10 days

45:49

later after the dragon. Absolutely. They

45:51

are. Or leave. Okay.

45:53

Ancient time period. I like the step lock. I

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like step locks with bite. This one has a

45:58

lot of bite. Stop

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blocks need by as someone who's been running 5e

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for like oh shit. I've been

46:05

running 5e for like 10 years now 5e

46:08

stop blocks the the official ones don't have enough

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bike Characters are

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really powerful player characters are

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very powerful and step blocks need more bite.

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Let's do it. All right, let's take a long rest

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