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at hellmans.com. Welcome

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to Killing Time, hosted by two girls, one

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ginger. It's us yet again.

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Hi. Hello. We're

1:37

back. Wow. What? We're

1:40

back. We're back, baby. It's been a minute. I

1:42

mean, it's been a week. Who

1:46

knows? No, you can't tell them how the sausage

1:48

is made. Okay. It's been a week. Yeah.

1:52

I was here a week ago. We do this live. We

1:54

do this live. We're live. We're

1:56

almost live. We're actually recording this less than 24 hours.

1:58

Then it's gonna come out. We're very topical today,

2:00

which is very nice. We get a tight turnaround on

2:03

this one. We're talking current events. We're going to do

2:05

the whole shebang. Can't wait. Before we

2:07

start our episode, please watch us. I

2:09

mean, if you are watching us, you're

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watching us on Patreon. We have all

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of our video content on Patreon. Plus,

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first degree episodes, one full length episode

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every single week, usually recommended by you

2:19

lovely people. There's almost too much stuff on there. No.

2:23

You'll be overwhelmed. Never enough. And we started doing

2:25

current cases, like we just did the Michael Miller case.

2:27

We're going to do Karen Reed soon, I think. And

2:30

just whatever ends up happening after that, which something

2:32

will. And we've been getting some recommendations, too, in

2:34

our Facebook group about, like, have you been following

2:36

this case? I'm like, no, maybe we will. No,

2:40

I enjoy that more than anything

2:42

else. Because there's just so

2:44

much to uncover. Because there's organic curiosity there,

2:46

genuinely, or like, what is happening? Well, I'm

2:49

like the whole armchair detective of it all.

2:51

Not that we're doing it. And that can

2:53

also be harmful, we know. But like, people, everybody's

2:55

kind of finding stuff out in real time, which

2:57

I think is, I mean, everybody

3:00

loves doing that on TikTok. Love it or hate it, that's what we're

3:02

doing. That is what we're doing. Love it or hate it.

3:05

Do you like it, Jared? I love it. OK, good.

3:07

I was thinking, sure. Oh.

3:09

Should we get into the day today? Or do we

3:11

have anything else to talk about? No.

3:14

We have things to talk about, but we'll talk about it after

3:16

we go through the days. Real quick. We're

3:18

thinking about just having a segment where we

3:20

just have you guys call in with literally

3:22

whatever you want. Yeah, because

3:25

it's like we did, like, worsty-firsties

3:27

than we did. People

3:29

miss the worsties. And people are still calling them in, and I

3:31

want to play them. Yeah. And we will play them.

3:33

We will. So we're bringing them back. We just need

3:35

to have some sort of freeform where we can just go crazy with all the stuff

3:37

that we have. Yeah, that's right. So we're just, you're going to

3:39

have to come up with a new beat for it, Jared.

3:41

I know you really hate doing that. But we're going to

3:43

have just, it's just going to be like, call in, we'll

3:45

find a funny, punny name. Look at him for it. I'm

3:48

trying to think of the beat right now. But we're

3:50

doing call in, call in anything. Call in

3:52

your facts. Fact check us. You know that

3:54

we're half facts. We don't get anything right.

3:56

Because I'm the one researching. Call

3:59

in. Your worstie firsties, call

4:01

in your fun. On the stand. On the

4:03

stand, call in your today learned. I legit

4:05

thought people were putting kids in cardboard boxes

4:07

and shipping them after the last week. I

4:10

actually didn't, I wasn't reading what

4:12

it actually was. What was it? It

4:14

wasn't that. Well, they said that

4:16

there's someone like accompany them, but I don't believe that.

4:18

Like a flight attendant does. Things were crude back then.

4:20

You slept on wood, you got shipped in a box.

4:22

Yes, you got shipped in a box. But it is

4:24

nice to go on and like see people like check

4:27

us on stuff because I mean, we're very

4:29

open about the fact that everyone loves to be a contrarian.

4:31

Yeah. Like that's why everybody loves to be

4:33

right. Everyone loves to be right. About whatever it is. And

4:35

we don't because we're half facts, baby. I don't care. I

4:37

don't have the time to truly look up facts. I'm scrambling

4:39

doing this every week. That's what the first degree is for.

4:42

When it comes to a proper case. This

4:45

is just fun. If I'm looking up, which we're

4:47

going to get into it, some of these things,

4:49

I can only go so far. Exactly. All right,

4:51

let's do it. Let's do it. Okay,

4:53

today is June 27th. And today

4:55

is Dobby's birthday from Harry Potter.

4:57

Dobby. Aww. I

5:01

don't know. It's like, when did they say his birthday in the books?

5:04

I'm sure they must've at some point. At

5:06

some point. Because people know the birthday. That's

5:08

true. So. Are Dobby's born the

5:10

way humans are born? Dobby. Dobby

5:12

was. Dobby is Dobby. Dobby is a house elf.

5:14

Yeah. House elves. Was he birthed?

5:17

Or did he form? Did

5:19

he materialize in some mystic way? He

5:21

said, oh, it just says birthday. So.

5:24

Interesting question. I don't know how a house

5:26

elf comes into this world. They're

5:28

human enough. Did

5:31

he have parents? He looks like some sort of

5:33

mammal. Yeah. There's

5:35

fur involved. He looks of this

5:37

world. He's kind of like, what are those cats that don't

5:39

have hair? Yeah, a sphinx cat. He looks like a sphinx

5:42

cat. A raw chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's

5:44

like a piece of raw chicken breast. Yeah. Happy

5:47

birthday, Dobby. Maybe he came out of an

5:49

egg. Maybe. I don't know. I

5:51

don't know. Is Dobby a mammal or a reptile?

5:54

A mammal. Is he, or

5:56

is he neither? He's a mythical creature. Should I look

5:58

up how Dobby was born? I don't know. I don't

6:00

think that we're gonna get an answer But

6:03

like I love that this was our question for it though Dobby

6:06

horn You

6:09

gotta think critically no he might be of

6:11

the same like species of like golem from

6:13

Lord of the Rings Oh

6:16

golem. I hate golem Of

6:19

course the AI you never want to That's

6:23

the new dude the Google AI has been totally

6:25

I says his birthday was on the 28th But

6:28

the year is not specified so his age

6:30

is unknown. Well, maybe he's timeless age was

6:32

Dobby created created This

6:35

is he was a CGI character. No, we're not gonna. Oh, no,

6:37

no, no, no, no. All right We're not gonna follow anyone out.

6:40

This is not what we want cares. Okay 1880 Helen Keller was

6:42

born Happy

6:44

birthday Helen Keller birthday Helen Keller Interesting.

6:47

This is this is interesting

6:51

1884 Joseph Smith junior founder

6:53

of Mormonism and

6:56

his brother Hiram Smith were murdered

6:59

Did you know they got murdered? No, why didn't

7:01

they put that in that documentary in the Book

7:04

of Mormon or anything? He was murdered Joseph

7:06

Smith was murdered. I did not know that

7:08

by who why is his brother named Hyman?

7:12

Hiram It

7:17

looks like Hyman when you look at it though, so I had

7:19

to be like hi rum Yeah, Joseph's why

7:21

did they put that in Book of Mormon? It would

7:23

have been a good like thing to throw in very

7:25

tragic I know if you like

7:28

them. It's tragic. So this is the story.

7:30

Do you want to know? Yes Okay, so

7:32

Joseph Smith was doing his whole thing Mormonism

7:34

was growing and another fun fact that I

7:36

didn't know is he ran for president He

7:40

was running for president in 1844 who

7:42

knew and although he didn't

7:44

have enough appeal to actually win It did

7:46

cause quite a kerfuffle Because

7:49

now they're promoting polygamy. They're promoting

7:51

like all of these kind of

7:53

weird things So some

7:55

people are getting kind of pissed and there

7:57

is anti LDS sentiment going around So

8:00

a group of discerning Latter-day Saints

8:02

began publishing a newspaper that was

8:04

really critical of the practice of

8:06

polygamy and Smith's leadership. And

8:08

what did he do? He had it

8:11

all destroyed. Destroy it. He had

8:13

all of the publishing destroyed. Do

8:15

it. And the ensuing

8:17

threat of violence prompted Smith to call

8:19

out a militia in the town of

8:22

Nuevo, Illinois. He

8:25

was then charged with treason and conspiracy

8:27

by Illinois authorities and imprisoned with his

8:29

brother Hyman Hiram in the city jail.

8:33

So they're in prison, they committed treason.

8:36

They were destroying all these publications like

8:38

anti-morbidism kind of shit. And

8:40

while they were in prison, an armed mob of 150 to 200

8:42

men stormed the building. Their

8:46

faces painted with wet gunpowder,

8:48

which sounds- Spooky. Cancerous. Sounds

8:50

like there was a lead. Yeah. I don't think

8:52

you want that on your face. Asbestos. Yeah, asbestos.

8:54

Sounds like something that's given you. What is

8:57

the thing that- Oh,

8:59

misothelioma. Misothelioma. They needed the

9:01

free miso book. Camp Lejeune.

9:03

Yeah. Camp Lejeune gives

9:05

people misothelioma. They had to call for that

9:08

commercial to get their free miso

9:10

book. I mean, did they even

9:12

get any money? They just got a

9:14

pamphlet, right? It was a free though.

9:16

It's if you want to join the class

9:18

action suit. Yeah, then you call, they send

9:20

you a free miso book. Okay, so these

9:22

guys needed the miso booklet, but they

9:24

went and they stormed the building to

9:27

kill these two men. Hiram

9:29

was killed almost instantly. And when he was shot

9:31

in the face, he shouted, I am a dead

9:33

man, which is so, what a way to go.

9:35

Whoa. How do you get shot in the

9:37

face and shout? I mean- I didn't

9:39

get shot in the mouth, clearly. I know. We

9:41

talk about famous last words all the time. That's a pretty

9:43

good one. I am a dead man. I'm a dead man.

9:45

Walk on the nose. But we also talk about- We

9:48

also talk about how things are totally made up. So

9:50

who knows? Oh, he's shot in the face. He can't

9:53

say on the nose. After

9:55

emptying his pistol towards the attackers, Joseph

9:57

Smith tried to escape from a second

9:59

story. window, he tried to jump, but

10:01

he was shot several times on his

10:03

way down where he was again shot

10:05

by the mob. On the

10:07

way down? I just added that. Oh,

10:10

he just added, he can't just add stuff. No,

10:12

it says he tried to escape from a second story

10:14

window but was shot several times and fell to the

10:17

ground. Imagine you guys doing like a regular

10:19

episode. Just added that. I just

10:21

added that. I'm guessing it

10:23

was, he tried to escape and was on the ground.

10:25

So I think he jumped and whether

10:27

the shots hit him on the way down or when

10:29

he was down, they killed him. Damn.

10:32

My face already hurts. Joseph

10:34

was running for president at the time

10:36

and therefore the first US presidential candidate

10:38

to be assassinated. Wow. RIP. RIP.

10:42

Joseph Smith and Hyman. And that

10:44

we have confirmation that's like the Joseph

10:46

Smith. Yes, founder of Mormonism. Founder, okay.

10:49

That's what it said. All

10:52

right. Wow. Well, that's a

10:54

lot of banks. I know. I mean, listen,

10:56

people panic. I wonder how the, what's going on with Nvidia? What

10:58

do you mean? What's going on with it? I

11:01

don't know why it dropped. in

11:04

early. I'm not sure. I'm

11:06

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

11:08

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

11:11

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

11:14

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

11:16

not sure. I

11:49

don't think that there's a rhyme or reason to the stock

11:51

market pretty much ever. You can predict things here and there,

11:53

but like I don't have

11:55

the field vision to be like, Oh, I see this

11:57

thing coming. It's like, that's why people who like day

11:59

trade. and stuff, that's crazy to

12:01

me. Only people who inside or trade know

12:04

what's about to happen. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like

12:06

Nancy Pelosi. Keep an eye on Nancy Pelosi, whatever she's doing,

12:08

try to do that. No, you're just gonna snipe her

12:10

exact moves. There's apps that allow that. There are. Did

12:13

I ever tell you guys about the day trader

12:15

that I dated once? No. Named

12:17

Lance Broadway. I've heard this

12:19

name and I, whatever dude.

12:21

Lance Broadway, that's a good name.

12:24

The day trader. Imagine using

12:26

a stage name for your Tinder. That's not

12:28

his, it was his real name. Lance Broadway.

12:30

Hope he's doing good out there. Hope you're doing

12:32

great Lance. Okay. 1898, the

12:34

first solo circumnavigation of the globe

12:37

was completed by Joshua Slocum from

12:39

Briar Island, Nova Scotia.

12:42

Wow. Yeah. Oh,

12:44

he went around the world in a fishing boat. A

12:47

fishing boat. I need to know the size. In

12:49

1898. How do you get, you

12:51

all? I'm following a guy on TikTok right now

12:54

and. Oh, I follow him. He has like the

12:56

same boat that Matt has. He's going to

12:58

the Hawaii. He's crossing the Pacific right

13:00

now. And he has a starling satellite.

13:02

He's like, it's 38 days into my tourney.

13:04

And he's like this handsome, he looks like. He's

13:07

a good looking dude. Jocisto. Really? Yeah.

13:09

It's a cool vibe. What's he doing? He looks

13:12

like a crunchy granola hippie, but he's like. Hot?

13:14

Handsome. Yeah, he's got a good vibe, but he's

13:16

crossing the Pacific. And it's funny because we were

13:18

just on your guys' boat and

13:20

I'm watching this guy. He's on basically the

13:22

exact same size boat. Alone? Yeah.

13:25

Alone. How do you do that

13:27

alone? He's on the satellite. So he uploads

13:29

like videos of his progress. He's

13:32

like cooking. He's got like a little propane, little

13:34

cooktop. And like, he ripped his sails and he had

13:36

to figure out how to cross stitch him and sew

13:38

him back up. And like, even

13:40

when we were out recently, we were only out for like

13:42

an hour or two. It was exhausting. And that was tough.

13:44

And we were on the shore. The next day I was

13:46

so tired. I couldn't even. This dude has been out there

13:49

for weeks. A

13:51

sailboat is not for relaxing. No. It's

13:54

not for relaxing. It's for adventure.

13:57

It's for adventure. Yeah. And that's what

13:59

I love about it. It is, dude, if shit goes sideways,

14:01

it does get a little spooky. Imagine being a

14:03

thousand miles off the coast. Yeah. It's crazy. It

14:05

is pretty crazy. So respect to anybody doing that.

14:08

Yeah, and I follow lots of accounts of like

14:10

ships that sink. Oh, nice. Just for

14:12

fun, I don't know why. Just to really fuel

14:14

the nightmares. This is why I stopped watching airplane movies and shit.

14:16

Like I just don't do it. No, airplane movies are fucked up.

14:18

I don't wanna- I can't do it. I don't look at it.

14:20

That, no. Final destination. Yeah. Mm-mm.

14:23

Forever scaring me. Mm-mm. Has

14:25

forever scarred me. No. But

14:28

Lost, still the best pilot of all time. That

14:30

was a plane crash. Yeah,

14:32

but I'm not- That was just one plane crash.

14:34

No. Didn't they have plane crash

14:36

again when they flashed sideways? Well,

14:40

they were reliving it, right? But like it was just the

14:42

one that stranded them. Yeah, the one that stranded them. The

14:44

big one. But then wasn't there like a plane that was

14:46

somewhere on the island that they used to escape and stuff?

14:48

Like didn't- I can't remember. There were so many side stories.

14:50

Dude, that show. What a dumb show. I love it. I

14:53

wanna watch it again. I think it's coming to Netflix. 1903,

14:56

George Orwell was born. Wow. Thank

14:58

you for your books. Thank you for your books.

15:00

And just really scary future- Kind of called it.

15:03

Called it. The 1984 shit for sure. Good job with

15:05

that. I know. I guess. 1955,

15:08

Illinois became the first US state to make it compulsory

15:11

by law to wear a seatbelt. People before them were

15:13

just going, Willy and Ellie. Raw dogging. But the cars

15:15

were so much bigger. Like did you really get hurt

15:17

in a car crash? Dude, they're made out of steel

15:20

and most of them had a little, a

15:22

lot of those old steering wheels had like a

15:24

little decorative spike in the middle of them. Look

15:26

it up. Really? Yeah, that's crazy.

15:28

Yeah, the like, what is it? The cylinder? Like

15:30

they call like, that can impale you back then.

15:33

Yes. What is it? It's

15:35

the thing that the wheel went on. The steering column. Yeah,

15:37

the steering column. Oh. Like if the

15:39

wheel came off or something, you could get impaled

15:41

by it. Yeah, well think about if it's a

15:43

steel bumper, hitting a steel bumper, there's no impact

15:45

of absorption. There's nothing. You're just like, your body

15:47

is gonna continue moving. Nowadays,

15:49

cars are engineered where they crumple.

15:51

Yeah. Cause that cushions

15:53

the impact. But back then it's

15:56

like, dude, full speed head on collision. Are

15:58

you kidding me? You're literally. Pink mist,

16:00

that's insane. You dead. Pink mist is

16:02

scary. No, I don't know if I like

16:04

that. Dislike. Yeah. 1979

16:08

heavyweight champion, Muhammad Ali retired for the

16:10

third time. I guess he has retired

16:12

like 5,000 times and

16:14

then he always comes back. It's like Mariah Carey.

16:16

Yes. Exactly. It's gotta be

16:18

tough to stop being the goat, you know?

16:20

I know. Well, he probably watches other people.

16:22

He's just like, what the fuck? Tom Brady.

16:25

Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna save my family and

16:27

retire. Jordan? Jordan did it too. He did

16:29

it to the game more than the fam. Michael Jordan

16:31

came back. Michael Jordan played baseball for a little bit.

16:33

I remember that. Professional baseball. I can't believe he did

16:35

that. That's so random. Yeah. Was

16:37

he good? He was okay. He was okay. He

16:39

wasn't great. And when he came back, he

16:41

played for the Wizards and wasn't great either. What the fuck is

16:43

the Wizards? Basketball team. Where? Washington?

16:46

I like the name. The Washington Wizards. What does their

16:48

mascot look like? A Wizard. What

16:51

do you think? Is he cute? I don't know. Can

16:53

he hold? I was like, Wizards is still a team. I don't

16:55

really follow basketball anymore. I'm into it. 1983,

16:59

the highest price paid for a painting by a

17:01

living artist sold for 960,000 pounds.

17:06

That doesn't seem correct. Well,

17:09

living artists. What year? Joan

17:11

Miro, 1983. There's

17:14

no way. Less than a million dollars. I feel

17:16

like art was more valuable by then. Yeah.

17:19

I don't know. Maybe that's not a real fact. 1984,

17:23

somehow this is the last thing nothing has happened since 1984,

17:25

I guess, which

17:28

is so weird. On this day. On

17:30

this day, Khloe Kardashian was born. Okay.

17:35

Wow. I've been seeing a lot of conspiracies about

17:37

her dad recently on TikTok. Really? About the

17:39

hairdresser. What were they? That

17:42

Caitlyn Jenner said that that's her father.

17:44

Really? On a talk show. Oh shit. Well,

17:47

she looks exactly like that. But everyone's also said she looks

17:49

like OJ. No, she looks like

17:51

the hairdresser. She does. Have you seen his face? Yeah.

17:55

The bald guy. I thought he had

17:57

like- Or maybe he's bald now. Yeah. But

17:59

I saw that. Caitlyn Jenner confirmed this on

18:01

some show unless I watched an AI, which

18:04

I don't know. What's real anymore? That's what

18:06

I'm saying. Like maybe it's fake.

18:08

But have you seen the Gary Busey

18:10

buttered sausages video? No, no, it's Gary

18:12

Busey. And he's like, I just love

18:14

buttered sausages. They're the best buttered sausage.

18:17

I sent it to everyone that I knew. And

18:19

then two weeks later, it was like,

18:21

hey, some guy fucking deep faked this

18:24

and then did an impression of his

18:26

voice. Oh, no. I saw a good

18:28

one of Dave Chappelle, too, on stage,

18:30

a completely AI like Dave Chappelle riffing

18:32

like comedy with his exact voice. This

18:35

is I get LeBron James ones all the time. And it's him

18:37

talking about how like he was there for like

18:39

the it's

18:42

basically overdubbed. And it's him talking about how

18:44

he was at some important moment in history,

18:46

like the fall of

18:49

the USSR or something. It's him like talking

18:51

about and it looks and sounds totally real.

18:53

Well, what about the Justin Timberlake clip over

18:55

the weekend? The one with him drinking in

18:57

the mugshot? No, it was him at a

19:00

concert and his eyes looked like they were

19:02

like totally bloodshot. Wasn't it you that thought

19:04

it was real? No, I sent

19:06

the one that no one responded to in our

19:09

group chat. Oh, no. Drinking a beer in his

19:11

mugshot. Oh, no. There is this video that was

19:13

circulating over the weekend of Justin Timberlake. I'm going

19:15

because he went back to play his shows after

19:17

the DUI. Oh, he's out and he's performing. He's

19:19

out and he's performing. And

19:21

in the video, like his eyes look so

19:24

fucking bloodshot. Like he looks like he hasn't

19:26

slept in like a week. Wow. And

19:29

like he's like on a bender and everyone's like, oh

19:31

my God, look at Justin Timberlake. He's so fucked up.

19:33

And it was like totally fake. Like somebody put like

19:35

those like media eyes filter over him. Oh my God.

19:38

And people kept sending it. I thought they're sending it in

19:40

the group shot. I don't know where it was. I just

19:42

don't know what's real. But somebody believed. This isn't a bad

19:44

thing. Like let's look at glass off full. Like if something

19:46

embarrassing about you ever comes out. Yeah. Just

19:49

say it's fake. I have thought about that.

19:51

I'm like, oh, I'm like photos. Those are

19:54

obviously fake. Yeah. Well,

19:56

that's not that I would ever take any. Never. were

20:00

like the like the news being leaked hold

20:02

such less weight. Yeah. Because there is so

20:04

much fake shit out there. Yes. And now

20:06

they can fake your voice to say literally

20:08

anything. So it's just like, yep.

20:12

Yeah. Justin Timberlake. His eyes

20:14

weren't media eyes. We're headed full speed

20:16

towards a concrete wall with this stuff

20:18

and I'm excited and invested in video.

20:22

Because is that what does it?

20:24

They're, they're, yeah, heavy, heavy. They're part of

20:27

the, they're that's why

20:29

they're kind of fueling the

20:31

AI movement. They should just use it for

20:33

what it would be good for like medicine. Well,

20:35

you would assume that it would be

20:37

applied in a way that would help everybody. But

20:40

as we've seen with even just the internet itself,

20:42

not the case. Well, it's just taking over people's

20:44

jobs. Yeah. And then like spreading false

20:46

information, correct. Which is tight. All

20:49

right. All right. All right.

20:51

Yeah. Uh, do

20:53

you want to know our Florida man story of

20:55

the day? All right. Florida man

20:57

drives to space force to warn the

21:00

government about us aliens fighting with Chinese

21:02

dragons on this day. Jeez.

21:04

Corey Johnson, 29 of Ocala,

21:06

Florida was arrested on Friday. He reportedly

21:08

admitted to Bevered County deputies that he

21:10

stole the vehicle, the vehicle that he

21:13

was driving while at Riviera beach and

21:15

did not know who the owner was.

21:17

According to his arrest affidavit, Johnson said

21:19

that he was ordered by president Biden

21:21

in his head, ordered in his head

21:24

to steal the truck and drive it

21:26

to the space for space to warn the

21:28

government about us aliens fighting with Chinese dragons.

21:31

He was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle

21:33

and his bond was reportedly set for $3,000. Damn.

21:36

I like that he got told in his head.

21:38

He admitted it. Hey, it

21:41

was subliminally, subliminally told to me.

21:43

Yeah. Wait, this isn't the same person

21:45

who like wore the diaper and drove to like the, uh,

21:47

no, there was like a murder or something with that one. Yeah.

21:50

That was a love triangle. Yeah. She

21:52

was like an astronaut. Yeah. Yeah. I was this

21:56

woman who was an astronaut found

21:58

out that her husband or boyfriend was cheating. and

22:00

she basically wanted to get away with

22:02

murdering the love interest, the

22:04

rival, the woman. So she

22:07

like wore diapers and drove so she wouldn't have to

22:09

stop to pee and like had a gas can in

22:11

her trunk so she wouldn't have to stop to get

22:13

gas. Oh my God. And I think did it. The

22:16

woman survived, she was shot in the head. Yeah, oh

22:18

damn. I'm pretty sure she

22:20

survived. I'm pretty sure. She could have

22:22

been murdered. I can't really remember how it ended but

22:25

this woman was caught. Holy shit. That's all

22:27

very dark. The one takeaway from that though, which I

22:29

feel like could

22:31

be useful. Road trip diapers, honestly, something

22:34

that maybe you could have. Me?

22:37

Yeah, because we have to stop 100 million times every time we

22:39

drive somewhere. No. Okay.

22:41

It's too fast for your skin. Imagine urine

22:43

against your skin. Yeah. I

22:45

just wanna get there though. That's why babies get diaper

22:47

rash. Yeah. Yeah. It

22:50

was just a suggestion. I don't know. All

22:53

right. I just wanna get there. Our last thing before

22:55

we go to today I learned is our phrase of

22:57

the day, word of the day, that we don't have

22:59

in English. Now this, I think

23:01

I saw this on a TikTok or something and

23:04

it's basically in every

23:06

language there's a different little phrase

23:09

or idiom that is about daydreaming.

23:12

And I saw this because in Spanish it's

23:15

thinking about the immortality of the crab.

23:18

That's what daydreaming is. It's

23:21

a Spanish idiom about daydreaming. It's a

23:23

humorous way to say that one is

23:25

not sitting idly but engaged constructively in

23:28

contemplation of letting one's mind wander. It's

23:30

also very stoic. Yes. Very

23:32

stoic. Indeed it is. Thinking about the

23:34

immortality of the crab. I love that. But are they

23:36

immortal? I don't think

23:38

so. Nothing is truly immortal. Although they did

23:41

just- Except for water bears. Well,

23:43

they're not- A tardigrade? Yeah, they're the closest

23:45

to immortal. Tardigrades are resilient.

23:47

They're not immortal. What word are you saying? Tardigrade.

23:50

You know, water bears. A tardigrade is

23:52

like a microbial size little germy guy.

23:55

They look like little bears. Yeah, I've seen

23:57

them. You know, they're fat. They can like- They have like

23:59

a little nozzle. Yeah, I've seen those. They can like

24:01

repel radiation. They're crazy. They can withstand

24:03

a black hole. They're like ever, well, we

24:06

have no proof of that. Do we have a black hole here? In

24:09

the center of the Milky Way? No, no. There's

24:11

probably worm holes somewhere, probably in Antarctica. Oh

24:13

shit, all right. Yeah, that's what they're trying to keep us away from. That's

24:16

why it's blurred out on Google Earth. It is,

24:18

and so are a lot of pieces of the

24:20

moon. So. Oh, are we

24:23

going there? So. So are

24:25

parts of the Pacific Ocean. Are they? Certain islands.

24:27

Well, you know about the Black Pyramid in Alaska,

24:29

right? Not Alaska,

24:31

Antarctica. It's Alaska. There's

24:34

also whole islands. It's probably used for

24:36

like, nuclear, right? Yeah, it's probably. I

24:39

think a lot of military stuff. I mean, there's a huge

24:41

pyramid in Antarctica too. What's the

24:43

one in Alaska? An ice pyramid, or is

24:45

it made of something else? Apparently there is

24:47

a site in Alaska, like it's like uncharted

24:50

territory. And this guy went out

24:52

there and found a black pyramid underneath, like, I

24:54

don't know if it was ice or land or

24:56

what, but it was buried. The

24:58

theory is that it is a

25:00

re-energizing station for UFO spacecraft. Because

25:04

they've spotted like, thousands of UFO in this area.

25:07

The Earth, we just let aliens recharge, because we

25:09

know they need to, and they come and go.

25:11

I'm not gonna tell them that they can't. But

25:14

why would we appease by not

25:16

going to visit it? Well. We

25:18

probably do. The idea is we possibly are,

25:21

we're possibly acquiring technology from the site, or

25:23

I don't know. I don't

25:25

know. There's a great episode of the

25:27

Wi-Files on this We

25:30

need to talk about the Wi-Files. You haven't started listening, have you? The

25:33

Wi-Files is a podcast that Jared's band may

25:35

introduce us to. Garrett, shout out to Garrett.

25:37

Garrett introduced us to, it is all

25:39

about conspiracy theories, every conspiracy theory that you

25:42

could think of. There's 173 episodes. Dude,

25:45

it is such a blast. It's like if Bill Nye

25:47

did a conspiracy podcast. I love that. He's

25:49

got a little fish that talks back to him. He's

25:51

called hecklefish. And he's like, I don't know about that.

25:53

He's like got a little character with him. Really? Yeah,

25:56

well, it's a YouTube series. You can watch it, but.

25:58

And it's so good. It's like, it's. There

26:00

are like 35, 45 minute long episodes, only

26:03

facts, really interesting. And by the end,

26:05

I mean, I listened to the one

26:07

about how the moon is an alien

26:10

spacecraft. Hollow moon. Hollow moon, and I

26:12

believe it. I'm convinced. I

26:14

was convinced that for like three minutes. Well, you

26:17

believe everything. Yeah, so it's

26:19

great. Anyways, recommend listening to the podcast. But

26:22

back to thinking about the immortality of the

26:24

crab, there are other languages that have a

26:26

similar idioms. In

26:29

English, I'm assuming this is British English,

26:31

away with the fairies. Oh,

26:34

they were really into fairies in old timey

26:37

England. Yeah, old England. You're talking about like

26:39

the flying like pixies or? Yeah, there's more

26:41

criminal episode about it. Like these girls faked

26:44

photographing a fairy and like everyone believed it. Yeah,

26:46

and like it was like the first real photo

26:49

of a fairy. Oh my God. It was like

26:51

debunked like 80 years later. Interesting. When the women

26:53

were like old women. Oh, they did it as

26:55

kids. This was like back in the day? Well,

26:57

they're like, they probably died

27:00

like 10 years ago. So this would have been like 50s,

27:02

60s. But

27:05

still to believe fairies back then is

27:07

interesting. But they really believe in that

27:09

shit in places like Iceland. Like

27:11

Matt worked with this director who's like, no, no, they're

27:14

100% real. Like they're adults who

27:16

are like, no, no, this isn't up for

27:18

debate. Oh wow. Yeah, it's a big thing.

27:20

Interesting. I love this. Why not? Gnomes, all

27:23

that shit's real. You know I love

27:25

fantasy and lore. That's like my shit. I hope that's all

27:27

real. We saw something crazy one time. We already talked about

27:29

it. We

27:31

don't need to get into it again. We don't need to get

27:34

into whatever that frog creature. Running alien,

27:36

mini alien. Alien thing was. In

27:38

Polish, it's thinking of blue almonds. I

27:41

don't understand the background from that. And I didn't

27:44

look it up. Okay. Romanian

27:46

dreaming of green horses on walls.

27:49

All right. Okay. It

27:51

sounds trippy. Maybe because of like, It sounds like,

27:53

yeah. Again, Mexican,

27:55

Spanish pondering the crabs immortality or thinking about

27:57

the immortality of the crab. I like that.

28:00

the way that's structured better.

28:03

And the last one is Greek. In

28:05

his head, three are singing and two are

28:07

dancing. I don't know what

28:09

that means. Fascinating, but I love it. I like it

28:11

too. Okay. I like it. All

28:13

right, so go daydream your own day away.

28:15

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what's next! ¡ cancer taste channel! Okay,

30:06

who wants to go first? I

30:08

have a suggestion. Okay. Well,

30:10

actually, my fun fact was inspired by our caller's

30:12

fun fact. So why don't me and the caller

30:14

go last? Okay. And you guys go

30:16

first. I can go. Would you like me

30:18

to go? All right. Let me just start

30:21

from the top here. Guys, I pulled some interesting

30:23

facts for the next several episodes. Me too. This

30:27

one I found insanely interesting.

30:29

Okay. So today I learned that

30:33

we don't know who named the Earth. Oh.

30:36

Unlike other planets, there are

30:38

no records of how it got its name. The

30:40

name Earth and variations of it date back 1000

30:43

plus years, but we don't know who or how

30:46

Earth got its name. Interesting.

30:48

Interesting because it's a

30:50

hard noise. Earth-th. Yeah. Like

30:53

why that? It could have been like pot. We're

30:56

like, bah. Yeah. Bah would be crazy. Bah

30:58

would to bah. They're like, it's Kid Rock

31:00

back in the day. Bah would

31:02

to bah. That's my planet. It just could have been much

31:05

easier to say. Earth.

31:08

Earth. Yeah. That's

31:10

a hard consonant. But it doesn't sound like

31:12

it could be anything else. I

31:14

can't picture it having a different name. It's like, it would

31:16

be cool. Earth doesn't speak to me

31:18

too much. All the other planets have better

31:20

names. Pluto. Neptune. Dude,

31:23

but you got... Is Pluto a planet again? I

31:26

will say this. Uranus. Uranus. We

31:28

grew up with Pluto being a planet and

31:30

I refuse to accept any otherwise. You can't

31:32

like demote Pluto like that. No, Pluto needs

31:34

us. Yeah. Yeah. Justice

31:37

for Pluto. I agree. But nobody

31:39

knows how Earth got its name and that scares the daylights out

31:41

of me. I got it same somewhere. But it's not. It just

31:43

feels ominous. It's like an alien. I don't think it's

31:45

an alien sounding name. Earth? Yeah.

31:49

It does. Earth. You

31:51

realize... Definitely an alien. Are you kidding me?

31:53

100% alien name. I guess it is. Just

31:56

so it looks like a button. Yeah. Earth. Earth.

31:59

Yeah. We are aliens, so. According

32:02

to somebody else. We're aliens back in time.

32:04

We'll be aliens in like 3,000 years. We're

32:07

aliens to the aliens. We're just straight up

32:09

aliens. No, we're their little ant farm. I

32:11

know. We're bugs. Dude, look at an octopus

32:13

if you want to see an alien. That's

32:15

what alien ant farm means. Whoa, that's us.

32:18

Yeah, we're alien ant farm. The band that we're

32:20

bugs. We're an ant farm for aliens. We are

32:22

bugs. They knew. Wow. And they knew like in

32:25

the 90s. Yeah. That's

32:27

so interesting. Did

32:30

you not think of that? We should look up like

32:32

an interview that they do about the name. How

32:35

they came up with it. Because I do like that. They'll probably say exactly what

32:37

we just said. How did they know? Before

32:40

those things were, before those files were declassified.

32:42

They were ahead of the time. So it

32:45

was Tom Goh. I like that we're getting a little

32:47

conspiracy. Me too. This is fun. I love it. I

32:49

mean, you know, I love conspiracy theory. It's fun. All

32:51

right, you want me to go? Sure. OK, did you

32:53

guys know that You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette was

32:55

written about Dave Collier? OK, I think

32:57

that's like a pretty well-known fact. But

33:00

did you know that No Scrubs by

33:02

TLC was also written about Dave Collier?

33:04

No, it wasn't. I swear to God.

33:06

How is that possible? I swear to

33:08

God. It was kind of like lore

33:10

that it might have been

33:12

written about him. But then Chilly, remember Chilly

33:15

from TLC? May she rest. She, did she

33:17

die too? Oh, no, Chilly's OK. It's left

33:19

die. It's left die. I

33:21

was like, oh my God. But honestly, I

33:23

don't mind starting rumors. Yeah, that's definitely a

33:26

rumor. So Chilly did

33:28

an interview. He almost lost in other ones. I'm

33:30

sorry. I'm sorry. May left die

33:32

rest. So Chilly did an interview

33:34

about this, because this is the weirdest fact that

33:36

I have ever learned in my entire life. Like,

33:38

that is the last person that I would think

33:40

a TLC song was written about, Dave Collier. The

33:43

fact that this goober had all these hot women

33:45

writing songs about him blows my mind. I know.

33:47

OK. He had something going for

33:49

him. So Chilly did an interview. She said, one

33:51

day we're walking, and Collier and John Stamos come

33:53

driving by. So they're literally walking down the street.

33:56

They come driving by. And you

33:59

know, Collier leans out. tries to holler

34:01

at. Shut up. There's no way. There's

34:03

no way that it was Dave Coulier.

34:05

Let me say this again. Do you

34:07

need to? I'm telling you why everybody understands it. Okay.

34:10

So he's the one hanging out the passenger side of

34:12

his best friend's ride. Dave Coulier leans out and tries

34:14

to holler at us from the passenger side of the

34:16

car. Chili said, she said, to be

34:18

honest, I didn't know who he was at

34:20

first. I just saw a bunch of hair

34:22

and a bright patterned shirt. And then it

34:24

just clicked. And I was like, is that

34:27

that corny motherfucker, uncle Joey? No way. She

34:29

goes, so I started jotting Joey's Stamos. Oh,

34:31

so she didn't know which one. No, just,

34:33

you know, uncle Jesse, why do they make

34:35

their name so similar? I don't know. She

34:37

goes, so I just started jotting down some

34:39

lines on the rest is history. He was

34:41

talking like Popeye for some reason and had

34:43

this beaver puppet. That part didn't make it

34:46

in the song. Damn. A

34:48

beaver puppet. This dude and talking like

34:50

Popeye. This dude has seen no scrubs,

34:52

like one of the most iconic songs

34:55

they have. Like I would

34:57

have never in my he would be the last person

34:59

I thought that song was written about. It turns out

35:01

he has what the kids are calling the Riz. Yeah,

35:03

he's got the Riz in the

35:05

D probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah. To fuck

35:07

up, Atlanta's more set. Well, I also

35:09

learned a not so fun fact about

35:12

their relationship that she was like barely

35:14

18 when they were dating in Atlanta's

35:16

30s. Yeah. Well, Jerry

35:18

Seinfeld was dating a high school

35:20

student. He was a 30 or

35:22

something. Yeah. You know, you can't

35:24

be perfect. And, you know, that's

35:26

his big secret. Not

35:29

secret. Oh, man. I know. Okay.

35:31

All right. We're going to do

35:33

the, um, the caller first. Oh,

35:35

if you want to call in, Oh, the phone number is

35:37

818-446-6889. It's a phone call. So this call, this fact is

35:43

also is kind of like, remember when we

35:45

were talking about Arby's? Yeah. This is about

35:48

that. Okay. Roast beefs. but

36:00

I'm old enough, I remember that it used

36:02

to stand for America's Rose

36:04

Beef, yes sir. So

36:07

have a great night, thanks, bye. A-R-B-Y-S,

36:10

America's Rose Beef, yes sir. Are we for

36:12

real? All right, dude. No, don't pull out

36:14

your phone because I have lots to talk

36:16

about. I'm gonna guess on this. I feel

36:18

like I was right for the initial naming

36:20

of the franchise and I feel like this

36:23

was a marketing campaign that they probably did

36:25

regarding me. Arby's was my fact when

36:28

we were talking about Arby's. Yes,

36:30

because we went and got our prenup

36:33

notarized across the street from the one on Sunset.

36:36

And this also inspires. Oh, which closed down?

36:38

Yes, this is Inspires, this is Evergreen. I

36:40

mean, current events? Yes. Current

36:44

events. Okay, so

36:46

anyways. Opposite of Evergreen. Opposite of Evergreen,

36:48

but back to Arby's. So I have

36:50

some facts about Arby's. Okay. Because

36:53

I've been seeing it all over social media. Arby's? Just

36:55

with the controversy with the one on Sunset. So we

36:57

have one like a block from us where we sit

36:59

right now. Yeah. That's closing. And

37:01

there's this whole hubbub about what they're gonna do

37:03

with the big neon sign hat and all this

37:05

stuff. So anyways, now

37:08

I have another correction for this woman. So

37:10

apparently we're all wrong. What? So

37:13

the name is a play in the letters Arby,

37:15

they say. But despite some claims that it's an

37:17

ode to their classic sandwich, it doesn't stand for

37:19

roast beef. Rather, Arby's stands for Raffle Brothers, a

37:22

nod to founders Leroy and Forrest Raffle

37:25

who opened the first Arby's in Ohio

37:27

in 1964. What?

37:29

Interesting. So who knows the truth about this name?

37:32

Raffle Brothers. Wow, this is really turning into quite

37:34

the mess. This has turned into a mess. Okay,

37:36

so then another crazy thing. So

37:38

when Arby's decided to branch out from roast

37:40

beef because their most popular sandwich apparently is

37:42

a brisket sandwich. They did

37:44

a commercial with like a sandwich with like eight

37:47

kinds of meat on it. And

37:49

people were going in, they called it the meat mountain.

37:51

Hell yeah. Okay. So they

37:54

put this meat mountain everywhere. And

37:56

then people started coming in and asking, can I

37:58

have the sandwich from the commercial? and they didn't

38:01

have that. Oh no. And it's not on the

38:03

menu, but you can still go in. They changed

38:05

that because people were outraged because they wanted this

38:07

turducken of roast beef sandwiches. Oh, roast. So now

38:09

they still have it. You can get it. It's

38:12

not on the menu. It's on their secret menu.

38:14

Really? The Meat Mountain. Yes. They

38:16

have the meat. The Meat Mountain at Arby's. You

38:18

can get one. Okay, last quick Arby's back. Okay, we're

38:20

going again. We're going more. Arby's bought

38:22

Pharrell's hat. Oh my God.

38:26

So during the 2014 Grammys, Twitter

38:28

was abuzz with the idea that Pharrell Williams'

38:30

hat, which was Vivian Westwood's design, was actually

38:32

an Arby's hat. It was that huge hat.

38:34

Yeah, I really know that. Just like Arby's.

38:37

And it spawned its own Twitter account, the Arby's hat.

38:40

Oh my God. So after the show, the singer, Pharrell,

38:42

put his hat up for sale on eBay, and Arby's

38:44

bought it for $44,000. Hell

38:47

yeah. Oh. Money well spent. Yes,

38:49

and Pharrell gave all the money to a

38:52

children's charity. Wow, that's awesome. From one hand

38:54

to another, which helps kids learn through technology

38:56

and the arts. But like Arby's is a

38:58

fascinating company. They're really just, they're just really

39:00

blowing our minds. They also hold the Guinness

39:02

Book World Record for the longest commercial ever.

39:04

How long is it? I didn't add it

39:06

on my list. Really? So I didn't deep

39:08

dive, but. Dude, you just like came with

39:10

so much new information. I have to process. Like

39:12

I honestly. Arby's is a shit. Like I feel

39:14

like we need to take a break so I

39:16

can process all this stuff. I know. I know.

39:19

Are you googling the longest commercial? Yeah,

39:21

just, yeah, it's there. I

39:23

want to say I am impressed by

39:25

Arby's because they've been able to have

39:27

like a multi-decade like

39:30

franchise around

39:32

a roast beef sandwich that isn't that good. I

39:34

want to eat one. Have you ever had one?

39:37

My dad used to take me when I was little, but like

39:39

I'm interested to try it. Arby's is a dad restaurant. My

39:42

dad loves Arby's. Dads love Arby's. If this one was open

39:44

with all this, if it was open even for another week,

39:47

I'd say we like have to go and eat it. Is

39:49

it closed already? Is it closed closed? I don't know what that

39:51

one might be. But I will say this. I

39:54

don't like the roast beef sandwich at all. It's not my vibe.

39:56

Their curly fries are so good. Really?

39:59

They're curly fries. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. Season

40:01

and all, curly and fried. They say it's gone, but apparently

40:03

there's some fight to save it. Like, I don't know if

40:05

it's actually closed the stores yet, but I think probably that.

40:07

What if we could go like. It's not popping up on

40:09

the maps anymore. What if we could go like chain ourselves to the

40:11

front of it? Like you mustn't. Yeah. Give us

40:13

the sandwich. This is really where we're

40:16

putting our time and effort. Okay, the

40:18

Arby's Longest Commercial is a 2014 TV

40:20

special and documentary called the Arby's 13-Hour

40:23

Smokehouse Brisket 13-Hour Commercial. That's mouth

40:25

full. Brilliant. That is 13 hours and five

40:27

minutes long. That's so smart. And it's just

40:29

watch the meat. Watch

40:31

the meat like cook for 13 hours and

40:34

that's the commercial. Wow. Beautiful.

40:36

Beautiful. Stunning. It's just stunning. Honestly,

40:38

like. I mean, I'm

40:42

honestly, like I said, I'm blown away. I need to process all

40:44

this. It's more entertaining than what you

40:46

do on the plane, which is just stare in front

40:48

of you. Yes. Wow, which is so

40:50

funny. Okay, when we come back, we're gonna get into

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42:10

This is funny because I wanted to

42:12

bring this up anyways on today's episode,

42:15

which is the concept of

42:18

men raw dogging flights. I'm so happy you brought

42:20

this up because me and Matt were literally talking

42:22

about it this morning. Cause he's like, I felt

42:25

so seen when Jared said the other day that

42:27

he stares ahead and watches other people's movies. Dude,

42:29

I'll do anything. Without subtitles. Yeah.

42:31

Yeah, no, this is a trend.

42:34

I don't know if you started it because you're

42:36

such a trendsetter, but there's so many posts all

42:39

over social media about how men raw dogging flights

42:41

is the new thing. But they're

42:43

doing it by just sitting and

42:45

watching the flight path.

42:48

Oh, I have been known to do that.

42:50

And oftentimes on someone else's screen, because sometimes

42:52

I just don't, I'm too lazy to navigate

42:54

to it. I don't like

42:56

that. Yeah. Dude, do you have

42:58

any questions about raw dogging a flight? No, I

43:00

was gonna say another thing that men are doing

43:02

is like they're challenging themselves where they're like not

43:05

getting up to go to the bathroom, no food

43:07

or drink. Like they are challenging themselves to meditate.

43:10

I threw the meditation part in there, but basically meditate

43:12

and just like watch their screen of this plane slowly

43:14

moving. But there's so much you can do on a

43:16

plane. Well, this is interesting because I'm gonna

43:20

just come at this from my perspective. I

43:22

don't get a lot of time where I'm just by

43:24

myself. Yeah, that's true. And on a flight normally, and

43:26

I don't have a lot of thoughts. And

43:29

I know that's a crazy thing to say. I don't believe

43:31

that. I don't have a lot of like inner dialogue or

43:33

like thoughts, like just like bouncing around in my brain. I

43:36

normally have a task and then I like go and I

43:38

set a goal and then I complete that thing. Not

43:40

to be ADD, but they say that not

43:42

everybody does. Yeah, I don't have one. You either

43:44

have an inner monologue or you do. I don't have one.

43:46

That's weird. Yeah, I know. I definitely do.

43:49

I don't know if I do. I 100% do. Unless

43:51

I do something stupid and then I'm like, oh, you idiot, stupid,

43:53

stupid, stupid in my head. But you say it out loud. No,

43:55

like in my head. Oh, idiot. But

43:57

for the most part, I don't really have that.