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going to killing time has by to
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mine Ginger all our hi hello greetings
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how we doing today are doing of
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or do. I would never better. Oh
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nice like that. or feel
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good? Oh yeah, yeah. any.
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Own one shirt. Eat. Out I'm
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all he has been been on his like
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he's trying to find some new clothes. I
1:46
got slightly baggy pants. Yeah, he's
1:48
on his new clothes journey. or how he knew about
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the baggy pants. I like a baggy pants. It's so
1:52
nice and I'm wearing like Harry Alert and.
1:54
I was like no, Boot.
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Cut Pants Bhutto in know that's not
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a baggie that. I'm. Going into
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it will take a cowboy will be sick as often as.
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He looked everywhere. that boot. Arrow
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goes off the street like I'm so much more
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comfortable my day to day life. Now it's all
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live like large legs. And. The
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straight leg is been a gramma. Jarrod as
2:13
his cavs are so huge so like any pants
2:15
it's like it'll have that the guy he but
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then it'll like be like ripping out as cast
2:20
paw select the baggy pants a little bit better
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so some a toner. House Visit en.
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Route to get his. Pants. Tire third of that, an
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ankle up said. The other hookers. Ah.
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Wait so my it is and who cut scene
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he puts a minute Didn't end up wearing them
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out of the house because I had a owns
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that they. Don't. Go without much more than a boot.
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That's what do I get. A full western if you're
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doing a boot loader was like and I'm. Okay with
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lesser? yeah no I like that tail does. I
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was asking what is also was built. I don't
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remember where we. Were going are wise via.
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And have to see the whole thing. I'll say it though, I
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think they're tough enough for me to for admit know your book.
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I I do. Yeah, you are. I'm on. Stage.
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Yeah, I do. Yeah, I like them, but I'm on
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stage with boots on. the I know, I know, I
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do. I like to her converse when I'm just like
3:03
you know in civilian life. Yeah, so support for
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your lower back. Of my lower back
3:07
to work on alcoves who can help? Yes I
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had a guy who says here and sixty five
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year old is Suzie down in flames from here
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but. I love or conversely don't
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work with Abukar anyways and of about my
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fashion. Is it enough? Enough
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about me? What I got a riff on that
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for a little that now elementary on hiring or
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and firing your fast and era. Ah
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much is so funny because Abercrombie his comeback.
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Dude. Have you taken know? Oh my
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god no during our their clothes for they
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have it. Genes. That.
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Are great and they have long so for
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like you and I long lag away and
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long they have like a thirty four thirty
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five inch and seemed they also I'm sure
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that and they also have it's called curves
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so it has like the a bigger hip
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and lonely I see our nice save like
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all different exercises and live a long as
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he and and only to them I've been
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buying some I love that Yeah second trimester.
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Month or hundred Zulu. The Man
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in your life? No. Fear that shit different buffer
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offense or a way it's or a
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wall challenged Peter on yeah I really
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am They say on we put so
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much effort into all those episodes. You
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put out an episode per week. Ah,
4:13
full length episode. True crime from you.
4:15
We take submission based. Recommendations:
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What is you want to hear? Whether they're like
4:19
well known cases are like cases. The. You've
4:21
been obsessed with to the happened in your own backyard
4:23
they want to look into that. Are we? do it?
4:26
Yes. As a Deep dives. As a
4:28
deep dive deep dive for the deep divers honestly and
4:30
we don't need a first series of can do whatever
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we want. Gastritis of
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their would add value on okay to
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be one in get into that a
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sense do it says he is A
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very interesting day is April twenty fifth
4:42
and it is the perfect date according
4:44
to Miss Miss Congeniality. Oh yeah. Of
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of food because it's. Not too hot,
4:48
it's not too cold or you need as
4:50
a light jacket. That's April twenty fifth. Very
4:53
cute but I've gotta say. Other
4:55
than the perfect day for Miss Congeniality, I've gotta
4:57
say that April twenty fifth as the most boring
4:59
day of the. Year. And I've gotten to
5:01
safari. The second episode last week he said
5:03
common of next was you guys just wait.
5:06
I know you just way because I couldn't find
5:08
out what more lawyer. Was like in a really
5:10
boring a one hour ago. It. Was there is
5:12
literally nothing going. I tried so hard
5:14
I scoured the internet so I were
5:16
going to April Twenty six we're going
5:18
till tomorrow and a bridge. To rule
5:20
I really couldn't find any. A lot I
5:23
learned. That we have to improvise. Man, we're
5:25
one of. We have two days or so
5:27
excited. The As. These are so rare where you
5:29
go back through the years of history I know
5:31
annals of his. Ceramic. Really like there's one
5:33
in a three hundred sixty five chance of
5:35
the past two thousand years and nothing is
5:37
hop out and saying that's not a thing.
5:39
I think I mean is there like an
5:42
earthquake and than that was else. So.
5:44
Anyway, as we're going April twenty six,
5:46
this a small cities are some fun
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fact for tomorrow. Thought it twelve seventy
5:50
eight in prison for murder? John at
5:53
least sucker. Tell. His name. Now.
5:55
exciting john my fucker sent a letter
5:57
asking for bail the earliest recorded instance
6:00
of the English swear word fuck. Wow.
6:03
Yes. What? The surname derives from
6:05
the middle English word fike or
6:07
fike meaning to fidget. So in
6:10
other words he was John the
6:12
fidgeter or more perhaps colloquially John
6:14
the Restless. In 1990
6:16
John Aideau brought John Layfucker to wider
6:18
public attention when he claimed in his
6:20
dictionary of word origins that the surname
6:23
was the earliest recorded instance in the
6:25
English of the word fuck. Is
6:27
this lineage still alive I wonder? Layfucker.
6:30
I hope so. Probably. It's so good.
6:32
Great porn star name. It said
6:34
noting that fuck is not recorded in writing
6:36
until about the start of the 16th century
6:38
Aideau suggested that Layfucker's surname indicated that the
6:41
word was around before 1500 perhaps not committed
6:43
to paper because even then it was under
6:45
a tabu so it could have been before
6:47
that. Love that. But Layfucker and he was
6:49
in jail for murder. Wow. Yeah.
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Fucker. Isn't that great? Yeah. Layfucker. Layfucker.
6:54
And his name was John which somehow John became
6:56
the name for toilets at some point in history
6:58
too. Yeah. So you're. We need to deep dive
7:00
that. Yeah that's true. Interesting. I don't know. His
7:03
name is wildly explicit.
7:05
Has a lot of things going on. 1882 a perpetual motion machine was patented
7:10
by John Sutless. So
7:12
a perpetual motion machine is a hypothetical
7:14
machine that can which is funny because
7:17
how do you patent something that's hypothetical
7:19
but whatever that can do work infinitely
7:21
without an external energy source. This kind
7:23
of machine is impossible since its existence
7:25
would violate the first and second laws
7:27
of thermodynamics. But how do you
7:30
patent that. But is that true. Can't you
7:32
use like pendulum velocity. Like I've seen machines
7:34
that do operate forever
7:36
because they're using like pendulum force or
7:38
whatever. Isn't there a certain type of
7:41
battery that like to charge or
7:43
to make the one where they charge. I think the
7:45
problem is in a vacuum. I actually
7:49
I don't know because I think these things
7:51
rely on certain elements
7:54
whether it's things in our atmosphere or things I
7:56
honestly I don't know I'm talking on my own.
7:58
They will rely on gravity. in certain instances
8:00
or whatever. So I guess if it's like, if
8:02
you're not relying on gravity, then I don't know how
8:04
you would do that. I just don't know how you
8:07
patent a hypothetical thing. It's an idea. You
8:09
can get a utility patent on a
8:12
thing that has this. What are we gonna patent? I
8:14
don't know. We gotta figure it out. before
8:17
somebody has, you know, sex.com. Yeah. sex.com,
8:19
or yeah, you're patenting an idea so when
8:21
someone tries to invent it, you're like, no,
8:23
I already thought of that. Yeah, well, it's
8:25
Matt, buying all the domains. Maybe he loves
8:28
domains. Okay. A
8:30
domain buyer. Yeah. It's kind
8:32
of like back in the day, this is not like it at
8:34
all, but it made me think of it. I
8:37
was maybe in junior high and I found
8:39
out the idea that you could like complain about
8:41
things and then they'd send you free things. Love
8:44
that. So like I went, I was like probably
8:46
right when emails, you could start
8:48
emailing like from AOL. I just
8:50
remember I wrote big red, or big red gum,
8:52
the cinnamon gum, and I complained that I got
8:55
a really stale pack of gum and they sent
8:57
me a whole huge pack of big red gum.
8:59
Really? Big red gum, yeah. Wow. I
9:02
was just thinking of what are the things that people become obsessed with doing?
9:04
You could be one of those annoying ass people who's
9:06
got like moderate fame on their Twitter and they just,
9:08
all they do is like call brands out. You ever
9:11
see that shit? Yeah. Usually airlines. Well,
9:13
there was somebody that we- Delta, I can't believe
9:15
I'm stuck in line again, or you changed my
9:17
flight, now I'm fucked and I can't get home.
9:19
Dude, when people start doing that, I don't follow them. There's
9:22
something that we used to know that did that to Airbnb.
9:24
They had a bad Airbnb experience and then they tried to
9:26
get all their followers to start adding the owner,
9:28
the CEO of Airbnb, like he was gonna
9:30
do anything about their one stay. So
9:32
people get a life. But I do like
9:34
the free gum, that's nice. I
9:36
got a little free pack of gum. Go back to that. You're like, hey,
9:38
I have an issue and they're like, oh, check your mail, there's a whole
9:40
box. Yeah. All right. No.
9:44
People started abusing. Correct. But now
9:46
what people are doing is people for their
9:48
weddings, they're like writing brands, being like, can
9:51
you send me something from my, not influencers,
9:53
like- Like a registry from a
9:55
brand? They're literally doing like, and
9:57
then getting mad when brands aren't sending them things.
10:00
That's weird. I'm like that is bizarre. That's
10:02
an it's a weird entitlement going on where
10:04
it's like presents Why didn't Bobble bar send
10:06
me all these bracelets that I asked for?
10:08
It's like that because you have 200 followers.
10:11
Well because it's they gotta make their money,
10:14
too Yeah, just trying to survive out
10:16
here. Correct. Yeah, I know 1954
10:20
the first major trials of
10:22
polio vaccines began around 443 thousand
10:24
children received their shots within the
10:26
first three months Polio
10:29
is crazy. I repeated a guy in the iron lung.
10:31
I peed iron lung man. Yeah, you sure
10:33
were a tick-tock sensation. Yep 1982
10:37
Rod Stewart was robbed at gunpoint. Oh He
10:40
was on Sunset Boulevard doing some shopping when
10:42
a gunman asked him for the keys to
10:45
his 1977 Porsche turbo
10:47
care Carrera car. Oh, yeah, get you some rod
10:49
So rod was saying that he didn't think that
10:51
the guy knew he was Rod Stewart. He's not
10:53
thought I'm a random guy What
10:56
year was this looked
10:58
at Rod Rod
11:01
Stewart being like who I don't know who
11:03
this man is. Yeah hair is out of fucking control
11:05
I know he's very obviously Rod Stewart also.
11:08
Sorry. He's Rod Stewart. You know, he's
11:10
played the biggest concert of all time
11:12
He played to 3.5 million people in
11:14
Copacabana Beach. Yeah America So anyways, the
11:17
record he got robbed at gunpoint and
11:19
he said he came back and said I can't
11:21
start the car So rod Stewart
11:23
said so at gunpoint I had to walk out
11:25
on the street with the gun to my back
11:27
and get in the car and start it for
11:29
him It started on a button and then the
11:31
guy just drove his car away. I would done the
11:33
same thing gone in my face You kidding me? Oh
11:35
my god, I'm taking everything you need. Here's this my
11:38
house key. Don't kill me Rules
11:41
take it all. Yeah 1980 Channing Tatum
11:43
was born. Oh, okay. Happy birthday Happy
11:47
birthday The
11:49
story about him burning his penis reel what
11:51
apparently he like tried to I really put
11:53
his penis in like a boiling
11:55
water or something Why? Let
11:58
me verify It's
12:00
gonna be a fun story to pull out. Where'd you hear about that?
12:02
Hold on. Okay. 1986,
12:04
the Chernobyl power plant in
12:06
Ukraine exploded. Wow. One
12:09
of the freakiest things that I think
12:11
has ever happened. And I'll never forget
12:13
that scene from the Chernobyl TV series
12:15
of all of the ashes coming down and
12:17
all the kids dancing in it. Oh my God.
12:19
Yeah, very scary. Oh, but I thought
12:22
it was really interesting because I was looking at
12:24
the death toll of it and it said approximately
12:26
30 people died from the immediate blast trauma and
12:28
acute radiation syndromes. I was like, that's very low.
12:31
It said 60 people in total in
12:34
the decades since, inclusive of later radiation
12:36
induced cancer. So the long-term death estimates
12:38
range from up to 4,000 for
12:41
the most exposed people of Ukraine to 16,000. Wow.
12:45
You're not listening to me. I'm listening, sorry I was looking this up. I know. You
12:48
very much can't do two things at once. I feel your energy
12:50
of not paying attention to me. Oh
12:53
shit. Go ahead. I got in trouble live
12:55
on camera drinking up. Go ahead, Channing Tatum
12:57
story. Okay, Channing Tatum story. I'll
12:59
look things up in the future. So during a
13:01
Sirius XM interview with Howard Stern, 35-year-old
13:04
hunky actor Channing Tatum recalled
13:06
an onset accident that happened to
13:08
his penis. Penis and quotes, which
13:10
is kind of crazy. What else? His
13:13
penis. It's not penis and what? Oh,
13:15
and in quotes, balls. Okay. His
13:18
quote, I quote, penis and balls. Happened to
13:20
his quote. A lens ball. Quote, unquote, penis
13:22
and balls. Years ago when he was
13:24
filming the period flick, The Eagle in
13:26
the freezing hills of Scotland. Oh. He
13:30
happened when a crew member handed him a
13:32
boiling bottle of water to pour down his
13:34
pants. I started hyperventilating
13:36
and screaming and jumping back into the
13:38
river because it was a hypothermic river
13:40
and we had wetsuits on. So
13:44
anyways, this guy handed him a
13:46
bottle of warm water. Assume it was
13:48
warm water, pour down his pants. Cause that's supposed
13:50
to keep the wetsuit. You're supposed to put warm
13:53
water, it'll keep it warm. But when you're like
13:55
peeing a wetsuit. It ended up being scalding and
13:57
boiling and burnt. Quote unquote, penis and balls. Quote
14:00
balls. Yeah, I Love
14:03
the quote unquote. I wonder if that guy got in trouble who
14:05
handed in the water I'm definitely got fired definitely
14:07
I think cuz then I think he said something
14:09
about how he felt bad for the crew members
14:11
But wow, I mean it is his fault. But
14:14
anyways, okay in 2010. There's this thing
14:16
called boob quake Have you ever heard about this?
14:18
No, it's amazing. What is it? I have a
14:20
feeling you're gonna like this Okay. Okay. So
14:23
boob quake was a rally that
14:25
took place on April 26 2010
14:27
which served to protest news reports
14:29
of controversial controversial beliefs blaming women
14:31
who dress immodestly for causing earthquakes
14:34
Give me a break So
14:37
it was inspired by this blogger Jane McCrate
14:39
and she said on Monday April 26 I
14:42
will wear my most cleavage showing shirt Jared
14:44
you liking this? You know what this tells
14:46
me? But I encourage other female skeptics
14:48
to join me and embrace the supposed
14:50
supernatural power of their breasts With
14:53
the power of our scandals bodies combined.
14:55
We will surely produce an earthquake. They
14:57
fell for it Who they fucking took the
14:59
bait they fell for it. This was this guy's plan
15:01
all along Obviously
15:03
wanted more tits out. It was trying to cause
15:05
boob quake That's what he
15:07
was doing. Like how do you not
15:10
see that? Yeah, that's true Oh my god, and I
15:12
made a total of twenty two hundred thousand
15:14
people participated in boob quake worldwide The
15:17
so-called epicenter of boob boob quake was
15:19
a light-hearted two-hour gathering at 1 p.m
15:22
At the Purdue Purdue Bell Tower in West
15:24
Lafayette, Indiana. That's where she was from It'd
15:26
be cool to be right on the fault line Participants
15:28
attire included push-up bras on button shirts
15:31
short dresses and other racy costumes and
15:33
risque clothing They also held signs with
15:35
slogans such as cleavage for science amnesty
15:38
and God hates boobs Purdue
15:40
student newspaper reported that the female participants
15:42
were outnumbered by male specters. No surprise
15:46
You guys sell for it This
15:48
is the fruition of this person's master
15:51
plan boob quake anyways miracle
15:55
2011 the voice premiered in 2017
15:57
the Handmaid's Tale debuted on Hulu
16:00
2021. I never watched
16:02
that. It was good. Did you watch it?
16:04
I watched the first brutal two seasons. Yeah,
16:06
it's a really brutal show Okay. Yeah, like
16:09
gory. Yeah, it's just yeah, there's a
16:11
lot of murder a lot
16:13
of murder a lot of autonomy Okay,
16:15
maiming. Oh punishments a
16:17
lot Rape, I
16:19
think I'm gonna just tons of rape. I'm gonna
16:21
watch something else. I think yeah Great
16:24
people but like I'm gonna watch the
16:26
mouth It's now deeply uncomfortable that
16:28
life means rights are in peril. Yeah.
16:30
Okay, it's like life and imitating our
16:33
imitating life Oh kind of a thing.
16:35
This is heavy. It's very heavy 2021
16:39
a Texas resident narrowly avoided a felony after
16:41
forgetting to return a VHS rental tape after
16:43
22 years Now
16:46
I remember reporting reporting I reported on something
16:48
like reported live I reported on something like
16:50
this that somebody forgot to return a book
16:53
for like a hundred years or something We did an
16:55
episode about it. But this is now a
16:57
VHS rental tape 22 years later Karen
17:00
McBride unknowingly had a copy of
17:02
Sabrina the Teenage Witch great choice
17:05
This is 1999 even though the store had
17:07
since closed her record still dated that she
17:10
was guilty of felony embezzlement Whoa,
17:12
and bezel it jumps to embezzlement the
17:14
case was since dropped But McBride suspect
17:17
suspected her record was the reason for
17:19
difficulty in acquiring jobs later That's
17:21
nuts. Isn't that crazy? Charcher well, I guess
17:23
if you never pay it like now they
17:25
can put liens and shit on you a
17:28
lot easier than when it was Like yeah,
17:30
very analog. Yeah, you know imagine that
17:32
I think about this all the time like what
17:34
are you in for? I stole
17:37
a copy of Sabrina the Teenage Witch Back
17:39
in the day there was like nope very
17:41
few punishments for like not
17:43
paying something Yeah, like it was a lot harder
17:45
to yeah It was like people
17:47
accountable for that the looming threat of what
17:50
your total like total could turn in. Yeah
17:52
Yeah, but like whoever actually went after that
17:54
it's not like there's a creditor That's like
17:56
knocking on doors trying to get this money
17:59
paid, right? It's the
18:01
whole concept is kind of strange. And if you were
18:03
smart, you just wait long enough till Blockbuster goes out
18:05
of business. That's what she did though, but she still
18:07
had a felony charge against her. Oh,
18:09
interesting. That's literally what she did. Interesting, so it doesn't
18:11
just go away. I didn't say Blockbuster though. Well, I
18:13
mean, who else would? That's true.
18:16
There was like a Hollywood video. There were a few others. Oh yeah,
18:18
Hollywood video. Yeah. Okay, our
18:20
Florida man story of the day. Can't wait. A
18:22
Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a
18:25
hamster ball to the Bermuda Triangle. Ha ha
18:27
ha ha, yeah. Like a
18:29
floating one? Oh, I have a picture. Oh.
18:32
That's what he looks like. It was a
18:34
homemade hamster ball wheel thing that he had
18:36
like a bottle of water with him. I
18:38
don't know, but this was the, he had
18:40
done this before. So, because
18:42
I saw it. He's back at his
18:44
old trick. I looked up his name, Reza
18:46
Belucci, and there was a few articles about
18:49
him trying to go places in this hamster
18:51
wheel in the ocean. But it
18:53
said a giant floating hamster wheel made of
18:55
buoys and wire, self-propelled by Belucci, running inside.
18:57
So he was running, it was literally a
19:00
hamster wheel. He was running inside of it
19:02
to try to get to the Bermuda Triangle.
19:05
And it said a US Coast Guard voluntarily rescued
19:07
and took him back to his, to
19:09
land this Sunday. Says the Washington Post. I think
19:11
this is, I don't have a year. But
19:14
his journey started in Pompano Beach and ended near
19:17
Fort Pierce. I don't know how far he ended
19:19
up traveling, but it said that the rescue mission
19:21
could end up costing close to $144,000. Geez.
19:25
To get this guy out of his hamster bag. I
19:28
lack conviction. In my day-to-day life,
19:30
I lack the ability to say, here's
19:34
the thing that I feel passionate about, and I'm now
19:36
acting on that. Even returning
19:38
things to UPS, like unless I have a
19:40
QR code, I'm lazy about it. I don't
19:43
set out with a, there's no
19:45
overarching goal in my life, and this man
19:47
had such purpose.
19:49
No, but listen, the purpose is figuring out what the
19:51
fuck is going on in the Bermuda Triangle. That's what
19:53
it is. And I understand that. You thought I'd fall
19:56
down a rabbit hole, and you're like, I gotta get
19:58
there. I gotta know. I gotta know. And like nobody's
20:00
taking me on a boat. I got to get on my own
20:02
hamster wheel and get down there. Dude, I have so
20:04
much respect for this. Oh, making a
20:06
flotation device. With no air leaks. There's also no
20:08
easy feet. What do you do, melt pieces of
20:11
plastic together? I don't know. It looks like if
20:13
you ever seen the- It can look like there's
20:15
balloons in here. Maybe they're balls. Have you guys
20:17
ever seen the Flaming Lips Live? Yeah. They
20:20
have these like inflatable balls that they go in.
20:22
Like, but I think they're like commercially available. I
20:24
think you just buy them. Like a Zorb? Zorbang?
20:27
What? Zorbang is like those in New Zealand
20:29
when you go down like the mountains on
20:31
the shore. In the big ball. Yeah, yeah. It's
20:33
like a giant air cushion. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
20:36
So they would go out and like crowd surf in those.
20:38
Yeah, I feel so nauseous just talking about that. That sounds
20:40
so awful. That sounds so fun. Zorbang? Yes. No.
20:43
I don't want to Zorb. Throw up and not Zorb. I'm not
20:45
a Zorbist. I would be a Zorbang. Really? Yeah,
20:48
well, so what, so they said to rescue this guy it
20:50
would be like $140,000. Which,
20:54
I'm like, what are you spending all the money on? Yeah. In
20:57
the rescue mission. You're trying to
20:59
find him. Yeah, a helicopter. Honestly, the
21:01
stupidity of it all. He's running away.
21:03
Yeah. It's the stupidity of it. Yeah. Oh,
21:05
you know, in Phoenix they have a, I don't know if they
21:07
have this here, but they have a, they call it the stupid
21:09
motorist law. Oh yeah. So if you like drive
21:11
into like an active ravine where there's like flooding going through it,
21:13
like with your car and you get stuck, they charge you a
21:15
shit ton of money for the rescue. They should do that. If
21:17
it's your fault, why should taxpayers pay for your
21:20
stupidity? Exactly. okay, that's
21:22
what you're gonna do. Well, if you need our help, it's gonna be
21:24
expensive. Yeah. Thanks for help. It
21:26
seems like you're going to the triangle,
21:28
man. Again, again, picture, don't intervene in
21:30
my mission. Smiling in this. Yeah. He
21:33
looks happy. Don't follow me. Don't follow
21:35
me. I'm going alone. Okay. So
21:38
those are your days that happened on
21:40
tomorrow, but the word of the day
21:42
today is a German word. It's Treppenwet.
21:45
Literally translating to spare case joke. The word
21:47
means that you thought of your comeback while
21:49
on your way out. So when you are
21:52
in a big argument with somebody and
21:54
you're like, you can't figure out how to get
21:56
them back and then the door closes, you're like,
21:58
ah, fuck. Very George Fustan. Yeah, very George
22:01
Costanza Trump and wits wait, what was
22:03
the what was the comeback? Do you remember what it
22:05
was what come back to George Costanza? I'm going to
22:07
the dirt store call A
22:14
lot of shrimp during the meeting what they run out
22:16
of shrimp Like
22:20
a week Yeah,
22:22
yeah, very George George It's
22:25
so bad, it's so fucking stupid, but I love
22:27
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25:47
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25:50
like, if I answered this right now, it'd be so funny. Yeah.
25:54
To whoever. Yeah, you have to record it. You
25:56
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25:58
call when we were here, that'd be funny. Give people a shot. would be
26:00
fun. Yeah. We should maybe try to do that. But
26:03
then, yeah, that could be fun. It's almost like a
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live episode. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah. Call whenever
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and we just have to stop while we're doing an
26:09
answer. Yep. Alright. Great idea. Okay,
26:11
who's going first? I can
26:13
go first. You're going first. Yeah. Alright, this is a
26:16
fact that I have been researching extensively.
26:18
Oh, weird. The
26:21
Guinness Book of World Records was
26:24
invented by the Guinness beer people. Really?
26:27
Did not know. It's like the Michelin
26:29
restaurant. Yeah, so the reason is kind
26:31
of crazy. So they figured a book of
26:33
verifiable facts would help stop
26:35
bar arguments. Really?
26:37
How many arguments are happening about the world's
26:42
longest tongue at a bar? More
26:45
than you would imagine. I guess so, if that was really
26:47
what their solution is. Some people argued over women
26:49
at bar. They were like, you
26:52
know, betrayals. Then
26:55
you run in, you go stop, stop, stop. He'd be
26:57
like, I have you ever heard about this guy who
26:59
has the world's longest tongue? And then everyone drops what
27:02
they're doing. You can verify it
27:04
in this book that's made by the people
27:06
that make the beer that you're drinking. And
27:08
then all of a sudden, everyone's friends. I
27:11
love that. It's a great idea. That is. I mean,
27:13
I guess it was successful. It's like what Pepsi
27:15
wanted to do with Kendall Jenner. Yes. Yeah.
27:17
Have her bring the world. Yeah. Yeah.
27:19
We call it the Pepsi. Yeah. Yeah.
27:23
Imagine running into the bar fight like stop.
27:25
Stop. I have this fact. You
27:28
realize that. But then you
27:30
have to like bring the book because obviously the internet didn't
27:32
exist back in the day. I remember when I was in
27:34
elementary school, I had like a period where I was obsessed
27:37
with the Guinness Book of World Record. Like that book is
27:39
big. Yeah. And then they have to update it every
27:41
year. And they're also like
27:43
the man who was able to pop the
27:45
most balloons in one minute using only his
27:48
teeth. Break one. I know. We
27:50
should break one. Yeah. We should
27:52
come up with something that we can do. Yeah. You just
27:54
gotta get something super stupid. And you just gotta tell them
27:56
and you gotta document it. Yeah. And then you gotta send
27:58
it the proof. Yeah. What about the- Longest wonder if
28:00
you have to get it like notarized like it, you know,
28:02
there's gotta be like a little bit of a website I'm
28:04
what about the longest time ever spent?
28:07
Okay. What if like Jack? Okay, we're
28:09
on each other's shoulders three people Hi,
28:11
right and we wear a long trench
28:13
coat. Yes But you do
28:15
it for the longest possible amount of time. Oh god
28:18
like that for like three days in a row No,
28:20
okay 70 on your sciatica back. Yeah, it's your idea
28:22
of say I gotta be the base. Yeah I know
28:24
it's not gonna be great for you. I'm just trying
28:26
to Then that means I'm the middle of the
28:28
centipede, which is not It's
28:30
good for me. Yeah, yeah great balance, too
28:33
Okay, but the base needs to be sturdy and I'm not
28:35
sure about us. No, you can't
28:38
even like walk for a long period of Time
28:40
without having your back hurt. That's
28:42
right. We will come up with something
28:44
a little less lower impact Yeah, lower impact
28:46
goal. I'll think I'll think on it. We'll have an idea
28:48
next week Yeah, but you have to do drinking so
28:50
we could have fun totally, you know Guinness Book
28:52
of World Records Drink Guinness for
28:55
the longest period of time without thick we pay love
28:57
I love I've actually been drinking Get how many
28:59
you drink in one day? You think so. You drink
29:01
one at a time. They're like milkshakes. Yes
29:03
I could drink six unlimited unlimited
29:06
unlimited amount of Guinness. Okay, I'm
29:09
Irish Okay, we'll think on this.
29:11
All right Again, what the
29:13
holiday called the Guinness bombs? Yeah,
29:16
no, I Irish car bombs with Bailey's Delicious.
29:21
Yeah, I think you put Jameson in them Bailey's
29:24
you bail Bailey's right? I
29:27
think it's Bailey. Yeah. No, it's Bailey's cuz like kind
29:29
of curdles in the beer Oh, yeah, and you gotta
29:31
drink a curdle. It's good though. Yeah, it is delicious.
29:34
Bailey's is tasty. There's it is Reminds
29:36
me of old Greg. Oh, I'm old Greg Greg
29:38
Bailey's. Let me drink it from my shoe Okay,
29:42
I'm gonna go next I I went
29:44
down a little bit of a rabbit hole about Charles
29:46
the second Okay, I came of Spain. I'm right now.
29:48
You know the one I know
29:50
the one he is He is
29:52
the product of 200 years of inbreeding. Oh
29:54
and one of the most severe cases of
29:56
inbreeding in history You know the one you
29:58
know the chin That you know? Yeah
30:01
From the Goonies? Yeah. So I
30:03
like listen to him.
30:05
So ah sterile. Be.
30:07
As a the inbreeding he was sterile. So here's
30:09
a here's some. Facts About some point, God
30:11
uses a not. Necessarily did say enough
30:14
with him because he couldn't produce like
30:16
an error to the throne. So ah
30:18
twenty five percent of Charles's hands were
30:20
duplicate. meet meeting is. Fully.
30:22
One quarter of his genes are the same from
30:24
both of his parents, and he up with a
30:26
lot of issues. His breastfed until the age of
30:28
four, which. Doesn't. Inbreeding, but
30:30
that's just like poor. Parenting And we're Parenting Auto
30:32
know the caught off without without seems a
30:34
little a little a. Little bit late
30:36
I'm and then as an adult he
30:39
was completely illiterate and could barely see
30:41
or speak. He was set up with
30:43
a wife to be like arranged marriage
30:45
and she was terrified of him. That
30:47
like absolutely ensue. Know. Or
30:49
speak like he was. There wasn't
30:51
speaking as rough as a king. This
30:53
is the King Charles the second. I
30:55
would have picked someone else for sure,
30:57
so. She was really scared of hand and
30:59
then i saw really interesting quote because obviously there
31:01
are no pictures as as back in the day
31:04
there are all the paintings of him and he
31:06
is scary look as yeah paintings. But.
31:08
It said whenever painters were commissioned for his
31:10
portrait, they were told that they had to
31:13
depict a. Third, Veer you
31:15
let virulent. Virulent. Virulent.
31:17
Virulent. Virulent. Virulent looking.
31:19
Virulence. Hell Real. Healthy
31:22
young man. Oh no,
31:24
ross be headed. probably. Will basically
31:26
what they're saying as as portraits
31:29
are a very very best case
31:31
scenario. Adela Kite deluxe version of
31:34
what this man was Way. Worse
31:36
to their like, that's them doing him a giant.
31:38
That's and doing it because we've had conversations about
31:40
this on the podcast relayed all those old part
31:43
of the people were catfish as hundred percent they
31:45
were like p me like a beautiful young maiden
31:47
and it's like a god knows that these people
31:49
used to will actually look like back in that
31:51
address so like. Would these paintings
31:54
that will soon see you on social media
31:56
like this is the best case. Of
31:58
the best. So this is a. The dream state
32:00
about this guy looked like the first
32:02
version of catfish and it is the
32:05
first first and just is like a
32:07
commissioned catfish painting. Yeah. So he also
32:09
like, miraculously survived all of these crazy
32:11
diseases He survived chicken pox, measles, rubella,
32:13
and smallpox as you're kind of a
32:15
cockroach back and that I can and
32:17
he lives be like thirty seven years
32:19
old I think I'm which is pretty.
32:21
Good old. Days
32:24
as a healer girls they were also you.
32:26
The words to describe him was like very
32:28
senile. Like he looks very old, his completely
32:30
bald by the age of thirty. Like very.
32:33
Not. Of inbreeding thought allowed. Your arm. Especially
32:37
if a guy is Ray Romano. Do it
32:39
found upon and then but basically but by
32:42
Sat for today was his autopsy. I thought
32:44
to talk about about half the results in
32:46
this is what happened. He
32:48
had the heart the size of
32:50
peppercorn. A tiny baby are pump
32:52
blood through his little body that.
32:54
Because of pepper corduroy. Not all. The
32:59
Hard: The size of a pepper corn.
33:01
His lungs are completely corroded. His.
33:03
Intestines were pewter fide and
33:05
doing green s. Game.
33:07
Green S. He had three
33:10
large kidney stones access to
33:12
cough as one single testicle
33:14
and black as coal. Oh,
33:17
In. His head was full of water before
33:19
either. I have a lot of know. It's
33:22
notice about what are some was like
33:24
how many alarms are going like. They
33:26
have. That's basically. it was like an
33:28
oddity, a limb that he was alive.
33:31
The. Hearts the size of a pepper
33:33
horn. What? Has been resides.
33:36
Chicken pox, measles, rubella, and
33:38
small part of the enjoy
33:40
life know. What team? Is.
33:43
A king course. He did see
33:45
that of peppercorn sized heart one
33:47
block not assess assess the. Water
33:51
to surveillance many a metal waters
33:53
My brother zero. Hydrocephalus which is crazy.
33:55
Also live that long as I usually If
33:57
you don't drain the hydrocephalus, you dogs. I
33:59
didn't have the. Drain from rolled don't have the.
34:01
During these other apple had so our
34:03
eyes swell and again you to those
34:06
pictures and that's that's not what even
34:08
looks. Like oh my, what A man is a
34:10
terrifying man. What Are you lying? To six
34:12
when one nurse says i'm saying
34:14
the wonder s yeah, wonderous man?
34:17
Yeah. Anyway, I made I fastest.
34:19
I love that. This has been
34:21
of sperm you like. Here we go
34:23
and they become a person in the
34:26
that's where I get my mom, my
34:28
dad, recovery bomber do. Up.
34:31
He adds some of the. Oscars inbreeding.
34:34
this is not readily on
34:36
which. Fast. Lox. This
34:38
is interesting. So. Long.
34:44
Blonde. Congenital blindness
34:46
Born. With. Blindness to leave you
34:48
lose your son. Another way that. No
34:51
one blinds. Has. Ever
34:53
been diagnosed with Schizophrenia? I saw this
34:55
and fascinate as opposed to haven't seen
34:57
yet. Clear to say, it doesn't mean
35:00
they can't get at Pres. Yeah, there's
35:02
no way to really do. Not
35:04
have. An expert in early
35:06
mean Like so far it
35:08
hasn't mattered. and I think
35:10
that's so interesting is you.
35:13
You know, I know Schizophrenia. There's like
35:15
auditory analysts the hills nations in visual
35:17
hallucinations. But I just wonder is there
35:19
something? To. Seeing that aggravates mental
35:21
illness like something that your vision or
35:23
lack thereof or something some party your
35:25
brain you exercised by not having this
35:28
and like maybe you focus on other
35:30
thing got wind which works some muscle
35:32
to keep your brain is healthy like
35:34
I don't know what it is but
35:36
I thought the correlation was fascinating. Other
35:38
fascinating to I'm interested to know about
35:40
like other mental illnesses like aware of
35:42
third less mental illness just in general
35:44
or of. As. Just Schizophrenia. Yeah, there's a
35:46
broader strokes to a reality is shaped
35:48
mostly by your vision. Yeah. Young
35:50
so like on the reality side
35:53
of it would stuff lose impacted
35:55
by things except for new. Weird.
35:58
You don't have that component of a young. Maybe
36:00
just not activating this thing. They.
36:02
Can become faulty? yeah you never had
36:05
a relation to the first place. yeah
36:07
crazy. say early I know I love
36:09
as like whoa cool worry, insane yeah
36:11
my yes yep people do some crazy
36:13
do credible things wouldn't really relying on
36:16
for out of the five senses like
36:18
solely began like incredibly al other sense
36:20
census get so i and a. Third,
36:23
Of all my favorite severe as. Love. It
36:25
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36:27
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a random call. now we dem
36:31
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36:35
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36:38
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36:40
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36:44
off some. Kind.
36:46
Eyes out of for thing here
36:48
episode about people laugh word. On.
36:51
Fire kind of a. Morbid,
36:54
leave funny experience that happened
36:56
to my husband and I.
36:59
So he was trying to do our neighbor
37:01
a favor before he went on vacation and
37:03
he was least blowing all the leaves and
37:05
to a big pile. But then his leave
37:07
for run out of gas though he kind
37:10
of just left it at me going on
37:12
vacation. So. Then we get
37:14
that for Verizon and our
37:16
neighbors father. Said
37:19
he has. His son has
37:21
passed away and he was
37:23
trying to. Mow over
37:25
those pile of leave with my husband
37:28
didn't finish flowing. And
37:30
is the lawnmower got stuck. And
37:32
he went to get a ranch and
37:34
his dad was like you need and
37:37
nuts your friends Though his last words
37:39
before he died was it is network
37:41
and then he passed away from a
37:43
heart attack. Oh yeah,
37:46
that's kinda. What happens? we
37:48
were soft will make him back from vacation
37:50
at her. Dad and my husband felt really
37:52
guilty for a long time, but if so,
37:54
that was our experience. Peculiar.
37:58
Oh not your fault. For
38:00
your husband, fall know exactly what
38:02
I crazy like. Butterfly Effect? Yeah,
38:04
sort of. with a result. This
38:06
is a fact. Yes, yes, In
38:08
fact. Was a very little what happened in
38:10
my saw. Today I learned the art
38:12
that. Is. It is
38:14
one the yard. I. Also. Have
38:17
something to talk the other day about Sox
38:19
being. This or interpretation of
38:21
the truth so there's nothing nab subjective.
38:23
Everything subject is nothing to have are
38:26
not even reliable. Reality. As me mineral
38:28
nothing in the wires you believe. Honestly,
38:30
Every narrative in my head is probably just made up.
38:32
Yeah, like I projects so much on the people that
38:34
I think space on how I see the world. I'm
38:36
like that person feels this way about me and my
38:39
no fucking way. I'm right. No, I. Go
38:41
down a lawnmower. Drugs? sorry. Yeah,
38:43
okay. so is Less River our
38:45
metro. It as much as metric.
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Studios that it is. Metric. Yeah. Wow!
38:50
Why help your husband is? Okay
38:53
to resign. Yeah and you guys
38:55
probably had a year from closer after
38:57
this. Yeah. has another glass half full.
38:59
Split people. Listen, you can call with
39:01
anything is is a great example. I
39:03
know we wanted a soft and we
39:06
got a really morbid story. I will. I
39:08
was shot. It is a truth but as a true
39:10
but is it really works? Guess we're We're going off
39:12
of you and we're trusting you that the the truth.
39:14
That love that. Wow, Dirt and you do is
39:16
Ah yes I did. You
39:18
embroider was. The.
39:21
Guy with world only. I get a so I'm
39:23
saying so and you know about it. I was
39:25
so long as he actually was really and I thought
39:27
it was I my brain was yesterday. Who
39:32
knows, you know? where am I? Okay well we
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Okay, so I wanted to talk about. you
40:50
know, we talked with Oj last week, but
40:53
there's also been some other things that have
40:55
gone on the sort of them as I
40:57
wanted to ask you like flick, what's the
40:59
update on? Less for anybody to hasn't listened
41:02
on mobile? don't like what's going? what have
41:04
you been talking about? There was no sign
41:06
going on. Other than I
41:08
mean this is a while ago but
41:10
he was fracture mrs charged with the
41:12
fourth murder race and now we're really
41:15
just waiting to see what happens. I
41:17
don't believe in a charge him with
41:19
more. oh no he's a case is
41:21
so clean like Sprint now using and
41:23
you know he's been charged with the
41:25
for Gilda farmers. With. Her for
41:27
victims who are very similar cases ammo super
41:30
similar. If they brought in a the others
41:32
I feel the defense would have to throw
41:34
money at up a little bit. Totally forgot
41:36
the other ones involved dismemberment in the victimology
41:38
various so I just think they would be
41:41
way more for the defense to work with.
41:43
so I think they're going to probably prosecute
41:45
him for these for and then do the
41:47
others separately. that's my lots of then they
41:50
could convict. They. Could do the
41:52
others with August. Yeah, so that's
41:54
what's up. Your. I
41:56
talked to. His. Wife: Lawyer.
42:00
The recent wave she put out
42:02
a statement like all this time
42:04
like later saying. You. Know sorry
42:06
for the victims but he still being like
42:08
i need to see the evidence in court.
42:10
she's holding on hope that our husbands innocent
42:12
wow this is and they're still together. Well.
42:14
She filed for divorce but she still visiting
42:17
him. Yeah, Well. Yes,
42:19
it's true. He was. It was. All
42:21
the time has passed to and it's like trying
42:23
to like him. I guess maybe in her
42:25
mine. Like hold.
42:28
Out hope that the needed for. Thirty years I think
42:30
with her reality he knows I'm sorry. Yeah, I
42:32
heard a necessity like if you are sort of
42:34
the more passive one in a relationship like I
42:36
just think. She's probably still
42:39
just. So. Traumatized and in sock
42:41
like, I don't think they've even begun to unpack
42:43
the reality of this I wouldn't be able tail
42:45
now. I've been a straitjacket. To to Yeah yeah
42:47
for sure. Now like I don't know how you deal, I
42:49
don't know how people survive. Things. Like
42:51
that Yeah, crazy crazy while you're still
42:54
funny on episode yet. So obviously
42:56
a result. Is always up
42:58
on the charts. Yeah and suit well. You know
43:00
people are. It's an interesting case. It is
43:02
nearly as yeah. I mean. I'm
43:05
glad to see their own have a cellphone. Mammals
43:07
guys, Go Listen. Ah my now
43:09
do. Now I gotta have a
43:12
Gypsy Rose again. Lover number one
43:14
turn nose job. Yeah,
43:16
how does look like glass walled? There's like
43:18
one picture of her like out shopping with
43:21
like the braces of us Ally and yeah
43:23
I'm issues. Gotta done by she She's she's
43:25
on her path sister and she's a swan
43:27
power to Yeah, she's got her nose job
43:30
at she got a divorce, she got a
43:32
restraining order against her ex husband or tsunami
43:34
ex husband and then she was reunited with
43:36
her former fiance. and they like how the
43:39
night out on the town. She's
43:42
catching up in like Lightspeed. Know, I know.
43:44
And then her husband was in college. Yeah well
43:46
that's the thing is that she never got to
43:48
experience and any were younger years now which is
43:50
like getting married when you're in. Jail.
43:53
And coming out a jolt like Scott ago. Have a
43:55
little party girl days to that ago or run Springer.
43:57
Well run Springer. And at its.
44:00
The Amish get to do if they want to
44:02
go any nearing. It's like. Know. If
44:04
they want to get a. I'm a major blow us up
44:06
in the mood like than they make a decision
44:08
like to. I like to. See.
44:12
How long are you are you're having electricity?
44:14
Would be an open and shut. Case is
44:16
Alan Iverson and rejoice. This is really nice.
44:18
It's really hard but it or not be
44:20
able to melly games with that like oh
44:22
my god, what have? What would I like
44:24
that. A. we put on lives in
44:27
a plane was how many hours now
44:29
willing would putting together puzzles and churning
44:31
butter which more sounds good Nicely churn
44:34
butter sounds delicious of the time and
44:36
place. After a long day of turning
44:38
butter, I want to go inside much netflix
44:40
oh yes, yes and have like a hot
44:42
bath. My God about exhibit are just
44:45
a little bit harder. When on
44:47
it's hot. I. Know the plumbing? Oh yeah.
44:49
Water heater in. Recent
44:52
years old is more research on the Amish because
44:54
another an aided by. Yeah yeah I'm anyway
44:56
as a gypsy I think her fiance
44:58
got matching tattoos which is also you
45:00
know kiss it as it out of.
45:02
A. Curse occur. As first by now
45:04
I love being wilde like that. I like fast forwarding
45:07
through like all the things and all the mistakes you
45:09
gotta make and I'm I'm here for at gonna do
45:11
at least one tattoo you regret. Gotta do what. You
45:13
gotta tell ya I a it does
45:15
make me sad though. that is under
45:18
like public microscope new now but having
45:20
a blast She's Roger would make your
45:22
mistakes. have some fun learn will. Nail
45:24
on the internet against me. lot of mistakes
45:26
public I wouldn't gray. he looks beautiful in
45:29
our eight so got sued. Never better while
45:31
I'm at and then like a few random
45:33
sorry that I saw on the news. Number
45:35
One Gordon Ramsay as a pub in the
45:37
Uk and their squatters. What?
45:39
He doesn't get rid of on they're not leaving. Gordon.
45:42
Ramsey's terrifying. If your enemy is, it can
45:44
happen of Orleans. it can happen at any
45:46
one. Literally. He. Just needs to go hit him
45:48
with the Etti a sandwich that I now present
45:50
to pieces of bread or around here it is
45:52
it would. Yeah oh dude yeah so goods. And
45:55
services again, As like there's been so much stuff coming
45:57
up about squatting recently, but he has a pub, but
45:59
it's not a. Where they sleeping like they're
46:01
trying to live in a spot. The I'd there's like a
46:03
group of vomiting. There's like five or six people. Sure
46:05
they're just don't like extreme regulators as I
46:07
have a this is like they love watching
46:09
the football match. He knows. What is being
46:12
I control they need are like revised laws.
46:14
It's not right, it isn't. See yeah we're
46:16
of. I was about everything else. Retirement though
46:18
it, he pointed women lines. Were you can't
46:20
give property owners a few more rates,
46:22
ugly can't just like given the rights
46:24
of their own property. I to. Buy
46:26
go on vacation in California? We my
46:28
place. And someone just.
46:31
Shows. Up answers. Living in the another piece
46:33
of mail delivered an asshole and I guess
46:35
only on. What's your name on it with
46:37
their name on it with the land? So save
46:39
like registered a bell like as a joint, Netflix
46:41
on the T V or whatever or something with
46:44
a bell like something or would you like a
46:46
letter from like a Lovely. Could be over your
46:48
utility for sure. Yeah, Yeah, singer but I
46:50
think you know air Bnb. I think there
46:52
are risks like I think. Oh yeah, I've
46:54
heard horror stories runs. Is that? How are
46:56
people Still sir? Well that's even
46:59
with I mean we're trying to buy a house or it
47:01
now and like obviously lot of these houses when they're showing
47:03
I'm are like open, like people aren't living in them and
47:05
like I'd be scared that they're just. Corner.
47:07
From an over and taken a barber. nice.
47:10
But I saw a tick tock aura Guys just like.
47:13
Squat. In his place back. Like
47:15
O C T Brocail swatted the squatters
47:18
broke includes a lox and then he
47:20
things lox and risk lot at another
47:22
both and their know will he just
47:24
change the locks and now he's like.
47:26
You're not going for one, so on. So. Insane
47:29
and it's like it's I had an hour and a
47:31
sang. Is really fucked up
47:33
your squat urinals and. Will. Like his mom's
47:35
house he died and he just
47:37
came in before he could like
47:39
follow insists wrong with that is
47:41
as wrong battling a bad person.
47:43
Wrong does on the I'm Crazy.
47:46
On. The last and I found before we
47:48
go today is I know the Ninety Nine Cent
47:50
store Clothing. Or they are closing yet. Or
47:53
that my way when I lay there might be. Why
47:55
Is this nurseries? know. It's not that there's a
47:57
lot of ninety nine cent mertz is going
47:59
up on in. E. Bay and
48:01
sounds like a hundred bucks. Yeah, that's
48:03
because it's their clothes And saying oh
48:06
says relatives Inflation is basically like destroying.
48:08
That business model is like nothing can be
48:10
a dollar now. Or his. Toy.
48:12
Twenty One, you're the owner of the Dollars
48:15
for you Like Oh it's then we the
48:17
five dollar store and com o' sea receive
48:19
shared by the our own. Oh dude. Well
48:21
as the end of an era in. On.
48:24
To have more sense of things
48:26
against quickly. he'd love to mars
48:29
classes they months. I love that
48:31
for us are at law thing
48:33
for. Us another good one. Yeah,
48:35
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49:06
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49:08
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