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BONUS: KILLING TIME: HAMSTER MAN

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BONUS: KILLING TIME: HAMSTER MAN

Thursday, 25th April 2024
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With threats to our nation waiting

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sausage McMuffin. Was

1:25

going to killing time has by to

1:27

mine Ginger all our hi hello greetings

1:29

how we doing today are doing of

1:32

or do. I would never better. Oh

1:34

nice like that. or feel

1:36

good? Oh yeah, yeah. any.

1:39

Own one shirt. Eat. Out I'm

1:41

all he has been been on his like

1:43

he's trying to find some new clothes. I

1:46

got slightly baggy pants. Yeah, he's

1:48

on his new clothes journey. or how he knew about

1:50

the baggy pants. I like a baggy pants. It's so

1:52

nice and I'm wearing like Harry Alert and.

1:54

I was like no, Boot.

1:56

Cut Pants Bhutto in know that's not

1:58

a baggie that. I'm. Going into

2:01

it will take a cowboy will be sick as often as.

2:03

He looked everywhere. that boot. Arrow

2:05

goes off the street like I'm so much more

2:07

comfortable my day to day life. Now it's all

2:09

live like large legs. And. The

2:11

straight leg is been a gramma. Jarrod as

2:13

his cavs are so huge so like any pants

2:15

it's like it'll have that the guy he but

2:18

then it'll like be like ripping out as cast

2:20

paw select the baggy pants a little bit better

2:22

so some a toner. House Visit en.

2:25

Route to get his. Pants. Tire third of that, an

2:27

ankle up said. The other hookers. Ah.

2:30

Wait so my it is and who cut scene

2:32

he puts a minute Didn't end up wearing them

2:34

out of the house because I had a owns

2:36

that they. Don't. Go without much more than a boot.

2:38

That's what do I get. A full western if you're

2:40

doing a boot loader was like and I'm. Okay with

2:42

lesser? yeah no I like that tail does. I

2:44

was asking what is also was built. I don't

2:46

remember where we. Were going are wise via.

2:50

And have to see the whole thing. I'll say it though, I

2:52

think they're tough enough for me to for admit know your book.

2:55

I I do. Yeah, you are. I'm on. Stage.

2:57

Yeah, I do. Yeah, I like them, but I'm on

2:59

stage with boots on. the I know, I know, I

3:01

do. I like to her converse when I'm just like

3:03

you know in civilian life. Yeah, so support for

3:05

your lower back. Of my lower back

3:07

to work on alcoves who can help? Yes I

3:10

had a guy who says here and sixty five

3:12

year old is Suzie down in flames from here

3:14

but. I love or conversely don't

3:16

work with Abukar anyways and of about my

3:18

fashion. Is it enough? Enough

3:21

about me? What I got a riff on that

3:23

for a little that now elementary on hiring or

3:25

and firing your fast and era. Ah

3:27

much is so funny because Abercrombie his comeback.

3:30

Dude. Have you taken know? Oh my

3:32

god no during our their clothes for they

3:34

have it. Genes. That.

3:37

Are great and they have long so for

3:39

like you and I long lag away and

3:41

long they have like a thirty four thirty

3:43

five inch and seemed they also I'm sure

3:45

that and they also have it's called curves

3:47

so it has like the a bigger hip

3:50

and lonely I see our nice save like

3:52

all different exercises and live a long as

3:54

he and and only to them I've been

3:56

buying some I love that Yeah second trimester.

3:58

Month or hundred Zulu. The Man

4:00

in your life? No. Fear that shit different buffer

4:02

offense or a way it's or a

4:04

wall challenged Peter on yeah I really

4:06

am They say on we put so

4:08

much effort into all those episodes. You

4:11

put out an episode per week. Ah,

4:13

full length episode. True crime from you.

4:15

We take submission based. Recommendations:

4:17

What is you want to hear? Whether they're like

4:19

well known cases are like cases. The. You've

4:21

been obsessed with to the happened in your own backyard

4:23

they want to look into that. Are we? do it?

4:26

Yes. As a Deep dives. As a

4:28

deep dive deep dive for the deep divers honestly and

4:30

we don't need a first series of can do whatever

4:32

we want. Gastritis of

4:34

their would add value on okay to

4:36

be one in get into that a

4:38

sense do it says he is A

4:40

very interesting day is April twenty fifth

4:42

and it is the perfect date according

4:44

to Miss Miss Congeniality. Oh yeah. Of

4:46

of food because it's. Not too hot,

4:48

it's not too cold or you need as

4:50

a light jacket. That's April twenty fifth. Very

4:53

cute but I've gotta say. Other

4:55

than the perfect day for Miss Congeniality, I've gotta

4:57

say that April twenty fifth as the most boring

4:59

day of the. Year. And I've gotten to

5:01

safari. The second episode last week he said

5:03

common of next was you guys just wait.

5:06

I know you just way because I couldn't find

5:08

out what more lawyer. Was like in a really

5:10

boring a one hour ago. It. Was there is

5:12

literally nothing going. I tried so hard

5:14

I scoured the internet so I were

5:16

going to April Twenty six we're going

5:18

till tomorrow and a bridge. To rule

5:20

I really couldn't find any. A lot I

5:23

learned. That we have to improvise. Man, we're

5:25

one of. We have two days or so

5:27

excited. The As. These are so rare where you

5:29

go back through the years of history I know

5:31

annals of his. Ceramic. Really like there's one

5:33

in a three hundred sixty five chance of

5:35

the past two thousand years and nothing is

5:37

hop out and saying that's not a thing.

5:39

I think I mean is there like an

5:42

earthquake and than that was else. So.

5:44

Anyway, as we're going April twenty six,

5:46

this a small cities are some fun

5:48

fact for tomorrow. Thought it twelve seventy

5:50

eight in prison for murder? John at

5:53

least sucker. Tell. His name. Now.

5:55

exciting john my fucker sent a letter

5:57

asking for bail the earliest recorded instance

6:00

of the English swear word fuck. Wow.

6:03

Yes. What? The surname derives from

6:05

the middle English word fike or

6:07

fike meaning to fidget. So in

6:10

other words he was John the

6:12

fidgeter or more perhaps colloquially John

6:14

the Restless. In 1990

6:16

John Aideau brought John Layfucker to wider

6:18

public attention when he claimed in his

6:20

dictionary of word origins that the surname

6:23

was the earliest recorded instance in the

6:25

English of the word fuck. Is

6:27

this lineage still alive I wonder? Layfucker.

6:30

I hope so. Probably. It's so good.

6:32

Great porn star name. It said

6:34

noting that fuck is not recorded in writing

6:36

until about the start of the 16th century

6:38

Aideau suggested that Layfucker's surname indicated that the

6:41

word was around before 1500 perhaps not committed

6:43

to paper because even then it was under

6:45

a tabu so it could have been before

6:47

that. Love that. But Layfucker and he was

6:49

in jail for murder. Wow. Yeah.

6:52

Fucker. Isn't that great? Yeah. Layfucker. Layfucker.

6:54

And his name was John which somehow John became

6:56

the name for toilets at some point in history

6:58

too. Yeah. So you're. We need to deep dive

7:00

that. Yeah that's true. Interesting. I don't know. His

7:03

name is wildly explicit.

7:05

Has a lot of things going on. 1882 a perpetual motion machine was patented

7:10

by John Sutless. So

7:12

a perpetual motion machine is a hypothetical

7:14

machine that can which is funny because

7:17

how do you patent something that's hypothetical

7:19

but whatever that can do work infinitely

7:21

without an external energy source. This kind

7:23

of machine is impossible since its existence

7:25

would violate the first and second laws

7:27

of thermodynamics. But how do you

7:30

patent that. But is that true. Can't you

7:32

use like pendulum velocity. Like I've seen machines

7:34

that do operate forever

7:36

because they're using like pendulum force or

7:38

whatever. Isn't there a certain type of

7:41

battery that like to charge or

7:43

to make the one where they charge. I think the

7:45

problem is in a vacuum. I actually

7:49

I don't know because I think these things

7:51

rely on certain elements

7:54

whether it's things in our atmosphere or things I

7:56

honestly I don't know I'm talking on my own.

7:58

They will rely on gravity. in certain instances

8:00

or whatever. So I guess if it's like, if

8:02

you're not relying on gravity, then I don't know how

8:04

you would do that. I just don't know how you

8:07

patent a hypothetical thing. It's an idea. You

8:09

can get a utility patent on a

8:12

thing that has this. What are we gonna patent? I

8:14

don't know. We gotta figure it out. before

8:17

somebody has, you know, sex.com. Yeah. sex.com,

8:19

or yeah, you're patenting an idea so when

8:21

someone tries to invent it, you're like, no,

8:23

I already thought of that. Yeah, well, it's

8:25

Matt, buying all the domains. Maybe he loves

8:28

domains. Okay. A

8:30

domain buyer. Yeah. It's kind

8:32

of like back in the day, this is not like it at

8:34

all, but it made me think of it. I

8:37

was maybe in junior high and I found

8:39

out the idea that you could like complain about

8:41

things and then they'd send you free things. Love

8:44

that. So like I went, I was like probably

8:46

right when emails, you could start

8:48

emailing like from AOL. I just

8:50

remember I wrote big red, or big red gum,

8:52

the cinnamon gum, and I complained that I got

8:55

a really stale pack of gum and they sent

8:57

me a whole huge pack of big red gum.

8:59

Really? Big red gum, yeah. Wow. I

9:02

was just thinking of what are the things that people become obsessed with doing?

9:04

You could be one of those annoying ass people who's

9:06

got like moderate fame on their Twitter and they just,

9:08

all they do is like call brands out. You ever

9:11

see that shit? Yeah. Usually airlines. Well,

9:13

there was somebody that we- Delta, I can't believe

9:15

I'm stuck in line again, or you changed my

9:17

flight, now I'm fucked and I can't get home.

9:19

Dude, when people start doing that, I don't follow them. There's

9:22

something that we used to know that did that to Airbnb.

9:24

They had a bad Airbnb experience and then they tried to

9:26

get all their followers to start adding the owner,

9:28

the CEO of Airbnb, like he was gonna

9:30

do anything about their one stay. So

9:32

people get a life. But I do like

9:34

the free gum, that's nice. I

9:36

got a little free pack of gum. Go back to that. You're like, hey,

9:38

I have an issue and they're like, oh, check your mail, there's a whole

9:40

box. Yeah. All right. No.

9:44

People started abusing. Correct. But now

9:46

what people are doing is people for their

9:48

weddings, they're like writing brands, being like, can

9:51

you send me something from my, not influencers,

9:53

like- Like a registry from a

9:55

brand? They're literally doing like, and

9:57

then getting mad when brands aren't sending them things.

10:00

That's weird. I'm like that is bizarre. That's

10:02

an it's a weird entitlement going on where

10:04

it's like presents Why didn't Bobble bar send

10:06

me all these bracelets that I asked for?

10:08

It's like that because you have 200 followers.

10:11

Well because it's they gotta make their money,

10:14

too Yeah, just trying to survive out

10:16

here. Correct. Yeah, I know 1954

10:20

the first major trials of

10:22

polio vaccines began around 443 thousand

10:24

children received their shots within the

10:26

first three months Polio

10:29

is crazy. I repeated a guy in the iron lung.

10:31

I peed iron lung man. Yeah, you sure

10:33

were a tick-tock sensation. Yep 1982

10:37

Rod Stewart was robbed at gunpoint. Oh He

10:40

was on Sunset Boulevard doing some shopping when

10:42

a gunman asked him for the keys to

10:45

his 1977 Porsche turbo

10:47

care Carrera car. Oh, yeah, get you some rod

10:49

So rod was saying that he didn't think that

10:51

the guy knew he was Rod Stewart. He's not

10:53

thought I'm a random guy What

10:56

year was this looked

10:58

at Rod Rod

11:01

Stewart being like who I don't know who

11:03

this man is. Yeah hair is out of fucking control

11:05

I know he's very obviously Rod Stewart also.

11:08

Sorry. He's Rod Stewart. You know, he's

11:10

played the biggest concert of all time

11:12

He played to 3.5 million people in

11:14

Copacabana Beach. Yeah America So anyways, the

11:17

record he got robbed at gunpoint and

11:19

he said he came back and said I can't

11:21

start the car So rod Stewart

11:23

said so at gunpoint I had to walk out

11:25

on the street with the gun to my back

11:27

and get in the car and start it for

11:29

him It started on a button and then the

11:31

guy just drove his car away. I would done the

11:33

same thing gone in my face You kidding me? Oh

11:35

my god, I'm taking everything you need. Here's this my

11:38

house key. Don't kill me Rules

11:41

take it all. Yeah 1980 Channing Tatum

11:43

was born. Oh, okay. Happy birthday Happy

11:47

birthday The

11:49

story about him burning his penis reel what

11:51

apparently he like tried to I really put

11:53

his penis in like a boiling

11:55

water or something Why? Let

11:58

me verify It's

12:00

gonna be a fun story to pull out. Where'd you hear about that?

12:02

Hold on. Okay. 1986,

12:04

the Chernobyl power plant in

12:06

Ukraine exploded. Wow. One

12:09

of the freakiest things that I think

12:11

has ever happened. And I'll never forget

12:13

that scene from the Chernobyl TV series

12:15

of all of the ashes coming down and

12:17

all the kids dancing in it. Oh my God.

12:19

Yeah, very scary. Oh, but I thought

12:22

it was really interesting because I was looking at

12:24

the death toll of it and it said approximately

12:26

30 people died from the immediate blast trauma and

12:28

acute radiation syndromes. I was like, that's very low.

12:31

It said 60 people in total in

12:34

the decades since, inclusive of later radiation

12:36

induced cancer. So the long-term death estimates

12:38

range from up to 4,000 for

12:41

the most exposed people of Ukraine to 16,000. Wow.

12:45

You're not listening to me. I'm listening, sorry I was looking this up. I know. You

12:48

very much can't do two things at once. I feel your energy

12:50

of not paying attention to me. Oh

12:53

shit. Go ahead. I got in trouble live

12:55

on camera drinking up. Go ahead, Channing Tatum

12:57

story. Okay, Channing Tatum story. I'll

12:59

look things up in the future. So during a

13:01

Sirius XM interview with Howard Stern, 35-year-old

13:04

hunky actor Channing Tatum recalled

13:06

an onset accident that happened to

13:08

his penis. Penis and quotes, which

13:10

is kind of crazy. What else? His

13:13

penis. It's not penis and what? Oh,

13:15

and in quotes, balls. Okay. His

13:18

quote, I quote, penis and balls. Happened to

13:20

his quote. A lens ball. Quote, unquote, penis

13:22

and balls. Years ago when he was

13:24

filming the period flick, The Eagle in

13:26

the freezing hills of Scotland. Oh. He

13:30

happened when a crew member handed him a

13:32

boiling bottle of water to pour down his

13:34

pants. I started hyperventilating

13:36

and screaming and jumping back into the

13:38

river because it was a hypothermic river

13:40

and we had wetsuits on. So

13:44

anyways, this guy handed him a

13:46

bottle of warm water. Assume it was

13:48

warm water, pour down his pants. Cause that's supposed

13:50

to keep the wetsuit. You're supposed to put warm

13:53

water, it'll keep it warm. But when you're like

13:55

peeing a wetsuit. It ended up being scalding and

13:57

boiling and burnt. Quote unquote, penis and balls. Quote

14:00

balls. Yeah, I Love

14:03

the quote unquote. I wonder if that guy got in trouble who

14:05

handed in the water I'm definitely got fired definitely

14:07

I think cuz then I think he said something

14:09

about how he felt bad for the crew members

14:11

But wow, I mean it is his fault. But

14:14

anyways, okay in 2010. There's this thing

14:16

called boob quake Have you ever heard about this?

14:18

No, it's amazing. What is it? I have a

14:20

feeling you're gonna like this Okay. Okay. So

14:23

boob quake was a rally that

14:25

took place on April 26 2010

14:27

which served to protest news reports

14:29

of controversial controversial beliefs blaming women

14:31

who dress immodestly for causing earthquakes

14:34

Give me a break So

14:37

it was inspired by this blogger Jane McCrate

14:39

and she said on Monday April 26 I

14:42

will wear my most cleavage showing shirt Jared

14:44

you liking this? You know what this tells

14:46

me? But I encourage other female skeptics

14:48

to join me and embrace the supposed

14:50

supernatural power of their breasts With

14:53

the power of our scandals bodies combined.

14:55

We will surely produce an earthquake. They

14:57

fell for it Who they fucking took the

14:59

bait they fell for it. This was this guy's plan

15:01

all along Obviously

15:03

wanted more tits out. It was trying to cause

15:05

boob quake That's what he

15:07

was doing. Like how do you not

15:10

see that? Yeah, that's true Oh my god, and I

15:12

made a total of twenty two hundred thousand

15:14

people participated in boob quake worldwide The

15:17

so-called epicenter of boob boob quake was

15:19

a light-hearted two-hour gathering at 1 p.m

15:22

At the Purdue Purdue Bell Tower in West

15:24

Lafayette, Indiana. That's where she was from It'd

15:26

be cool to be right on the fault line Participants

15:28

attire included push-up bras on button shirts

15:31

short dresses and other racy costumes and

15:33

risque clothing They also held signs with

15:35

slogans such as cleavage for science amnesty

15:38

and God hates boobs Purdue

15:40

student newspaper reported that the female participants

15:42

were outnumbered by male specters. No surprise

15:46

You guys sell for it This

15:48

is the fruition of this person's master

15:51

plan boob quake anyways miracle

15:55

2011 the voice premiered in 2017

15:57

the Handmaid's Tale debuted on Hulu

16:00

2021. I never watched

16:02

that. It was good. Did you watch it?

16:04

I watched the first brutal two seasons. Yeah,

16:06

it's a really brutal show Okay. Yeah, like

16:09

gory. Yeah, it's just yeah, there's a

16:11

lot of murder a lot

16:13

of murder a lot of autonomy Okay,

16:15

maiming. Oh punishments a

16:17

lot Rape, I

16:19

think I'm gonna just tons of rape. I'm gonna

16:21

watch something else. I think yeah Great

16:24

people but like I'm gonna watch the

16:26

mouth It's now deeply uncomfortable that

16:28

life means rights are in peril. Yeah.

16:30

Okay, it's like life and imitating our

16:33

imitating life Oh kind of a thing.

16:35

This is heavy. It's very heavy 2021

16:39

a Texas resident narrowly avoided a felony after

16:41

forgetting to return a VHS rental tape after

16:43

22 years Now

16:46

I remember reporting reporting I reported on something

16:48

like reported live I reported on something like

16:50

this that somebody forgot to return a book

16:53

for like a hundred years or something We did an

16:55

episode about it. But this is now a

16:57

VHS rental tape 22 years later Karen

17:00

McBride unknowingly had a copy of

17:02

Sabrina the Teenage Witch great choice

17:05

This is 1999 even though the store had

17:07

since closed her record still dated that she

17:10

was guilty of felony embezzlement Whoa,

17:12

and bezel it jumps to embezzlement the

17:14

case was since dropped But McBride suspect

17:17

suspected her record was the reason for

17:19

difficulty in acquiring jobs later That's

17:21

nuts. Isn't that crazy? Charcher well, I guess

17:23

if you never pay it like now they

17:25

can put liens and shit on you a

17:28

lot easier than when it was Like yeah,

17:30

very analog. Yeah, you know imagine that

17:32

I think about this all the time like what

17:34

are you in for? I stole

17:37

a copy of Sabrina the Teenage Witch Back

17:39

in the day there was like nope very

17:41

few punishments for like not

17:43

paying something Yeah, like it was a lot harder

17:45

to yeah It was like people

17:47

accountable for that the looming threat of what

17:50

your total like total could turn in. Yeah

17:52

Yeah, but like whoever actually went after that

17:54

it's not like there's a creditor That's like

17:56

knocking on doors trying to get this money

17:59

paid, right? It's the

18:01

whole concept is kind of strange. And if you were

18:03

smart, you just wait long enough till Blockbuster goes out

18:05

of business. That's what she did though, but she still

18:07

had a felony charge against her. Oh,

18:09

interesting. That's literally what she did. Interesting, so it doesn't

18:11

just go away. I didn't say Blockbuster though. Well, I

18:13

mean, who else would? That's true.

18:16

There was like a Hollywood video. There were a few others. Oh yeah,

18:18

Hollywood video. Yeah. Okay, our

18:20

Florida man story of the day. Can't wait. A

18:22

Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a

18:25

hamster ball to the Bermuda Triangle. Ha ha

18:27

ha ha, yeah. Like a

18:29

floating one? Oh, I have a picture. Oh.

18:32

That's what he looks like. It was a

18:34

homemade hamster ball wheel thing that he had

18:36

like a bottle of water with him. I

18:38

don't know, but this was the, he had

18:40

done this before. So, because

18:42

I saw it. He's back at his

18:44

old trick. I looked up his name, Reza

18:46

Belucci, and there was a few articles about

18:49

him trying to go places in this hamster

18:51

wheel in the ocean. But it

18:53

said a giant floating hamster wheel made of

18:55

buoys and wire, self-propelled by Belucci, running inside.

18:57

So he was running, it was literally a

19:00

hamster wheel. He was running inside of it

19:02

to try to get to the Bermuda Triangle.

19:05

And it said a US Coast Guard voluntarily rescued

19:07

and took him back to his, to

19:09

land this Sunday. Says the Washington Post. I think

19:11

this is, I don't have a year. But

19:14

his journey started in Pompano Beach and ended near

19:17

Fort Pierce. I don't know how far he ended

19:19

up traveling, but it said that the rescue mission

19:21

could end up costing close to $144,000. Geez.

19:25

To get this guy out of his hamster bag. I

19:28

lack conviction. In my day-to-day life,

19:30

I lack the ability to say, here's

19:34

the thing that I feel passionate about, and I'm now

19:36

acting on that. Even returning

19:38

things to UPS, like unless I have a

19:40

QR code, I'm lazy about it. I don't

19:43

set out with a, there's no

19:45

overarching goal in my life, and this man

19:47

had such purpose.

19:49

No, but listen, the purpose is figuring out what the

19:51

fuck is going on in the Bermuda Triangle. That's what

19:53

it is. And I understand that. You thought I'd fall

19:56

down a rabbit hole, and you're like, I gotta get

19:58

there. I gotta know. I gotta know. And like nobody's

20:00

taking me on a boat. I got to get on my own

20:02

hamster wheel and get down there. Dude, I have so

20:04

much respect for this. Oh, making a

20:06

flotation device. With no air leaks. There's also no

20:08

easy feet. What do you do, melt pieces of

20:11

plastic together? I don't know. It looks like if

20:13

you ever seen the- It can look like there's

20:15

balloons in here. Maybe they're balls. Have you guys

20:17

ever seen the Flaming Lips Live? Yeah. They

20:20

have these like inflatable balls that they go in.

20:22

Like, but I think they're like commercially available. I

20:24

think you just buy them. Like a Zorb? Zorbang?

20:27

What? Zorbang is like those in New Zealand

20:29

when you go down like the mountains on

20:31

the shore. In the big ball. Yeah, yeah. It's

20:33

like a giant air cushion. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

20:36

So they would go out and like crowd surf in those.

20:38

Yeah, I feel so nauseous just talking about that. That sounds

20:40

so awful. That sounds so fun. Zorbang? Yes. No.

20:43

I don't want to Zorb. Throw up and not Zorb. I'm not

20:45

a Zorbist. I would be a Zorbang. Really? Yeah,

20:48

well, so what, so they said to rescue this guy it

20:50

would be like $140,000. Which,

20:54

I'm like, what are you spending all the money on? Yeah. In

20:57

the rescue mission. You're trying to

20:59

find him. Yeah, a helicopter. Honestly, the

21:01

stupidity of it all. He's running away.

21:03

Yeah. It's the stupidity of it. Yeah. Oh,

21:05

you know, in Phoenix they have a, I don't know if they

21:07

have this here, but they have a, they call it the stupid

21:09

motorist law. Oh yeah. So if you like drive

21:11

into like an active ravine where there's like flooding going through it,

21:13

like with your car and you get stuck, they charge you a

21:15

shit ton of money for the rescue. They should do that. If

21:17

it's your fault, why should taxpayers pay for your

21:20

stupidity? Exactly. okay, that's

21:22

what you're gonna do. Well, if you need our help, it's gonna be

21:24

expensive. Yeah. Thanks for help. It

21:26

seems like you're going to the triangle,

21:28

man. Again, again, picture, don't intervene in

21:30

my mission. Smiling in this. Yeah. He

21:33

looks happy. Don't follow me. Don't follow

21:35

me. I'm going alone. Okay. So

21:38

those are your days that happened on

21:40

tomorrow, but the word of the day

21:42

today is a German word. It's Treppenwet.

21:45

Literally translating to spare case joke. The word

21:47

means that you thought of your comeback while

21:49

on your way out. So when you are

21:52

in a big argument with somebody and

21:54

you're like, you can't figure out how to get

21:56

them back and then the door closes, you're like,

21:58

ah, fuck. Very George Fustan. Yeah, very George

22:01

Costanza Trump and wits wait, what was

22:03

the what was the comeback? Do you remember what it

22:05

was what come back to George Costanza? I'm going to

22:07

the dirt store call A

22:14

lot of shrimp during the meeting what they run out

22:16

of shrimp Like

22:20

a week Yeah,

22:22

yeah, very George George It's

22:25

so bad, it's so fucking stupid, but I love

22:27

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25:47

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25:50

like, if I answered this right now, it'd be so funny. Yeah.

25:54

To whoever. Yeah, you have to record it. You

25:56

gotta start answering that sometimes. Hello? If they'd

25:58

call when we were here, that'd be funny. Give people a shot. would be

26:00

fun. Yeah. We should maybe try to do that. But

26:03

then, yeah, that could be fun. It's almost like a

26:05

live episode. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah. Call whenever

26:07

and we just have to stop while we're doing an

26:09

answer. Yep. Alright. Great idea. Okay,

26:11

who's going first? I can

26:13

go first. You're going first. Yeah. Alright, this is a

26:16

fact that I have been researching extensively.

26:18

Oh, weird. The

26:21

Guinness Book of World Records was

26:24

invented by the Guinness beer people. Really?

26:27

Did not know. It's like the Michelin

26:29

restaurant. Yeah, so the reason is kind

26:31

of crazy. So they figured a book of

26:33

verifiable facts would help stop

26:35

bar arguments. Really?

26:37

How many arguments are happening about the world's

26:42

longest tongue at a bar? More

26:45

than you would imagine. I guess so, if that was really

26:47

what their solution is. Some people argued over women

26:49

at bar. They were like, you

26:52

know, betrayals. Then

26:55

you run in, you go stop, stop, stop. He'd be

26:57

like, I have you ever heard about this guy who

26:59

has the world's longest tongue? And then everyone drops what

27:02

they're doing. You can verify it

27:04

in this book that's made by the people

27:06

that make the beer that you're drinking. And

27:08

then all of a sudden, everyone's friends. I

27:11

love that. It's a great idea. That is. I mean,

27:13

I guess it was successful. It's like what Pepsi

27:15

wanted to do with Kendall Jenner. Yes. Yeah.

27:17

Have her bring the world. Yeah. Yeah.

27:19

We call it the Pepsi. Yeah. Yeah.

27:23

Imagine running into the bar fight like stop.

27:25

Stop. I have this fact. You

27:28

realize that. But then you

27:30

have to like bring the book because obviously the internet didn't

27:32

exist back in the day. I remember when I was in

27:34

elementary school, I had like a period where I was obsessed

27:37

with the Guinness Book of World Record. Like that book is

27:39

big. Yeah. And then they have to update it every

27:41

year. And they're also like

27:43

the man who was able to pop the

27:45

most balloons in one minute using only his

27:48

teeth. Break one. I know. We

27:50

should break one. Yeah. We should

27:52

come up with something that we can do. Yeah. You just

27:54

gotta get something super stupid. And you just gotta tell them

27:56

and you gotta document it. Yeah. And then you gotta send

27:58

it the proof. Yeah. What about the- Longest wonder if

28:00

you have to get it like notarized like it, you know,

28:02

there's gotta be like a little bit of a website I'm

28:04

what about the longest time ever spent?

28:07

Okay. What if like Jack? Okay, we're

28:09

on each other's shoulders three people Hi,

28:11

right and we wear a long trench

28:13

coat. Yes But you do

28:15

it for the longest possible amount of time. Oh god

28:18

like that for like three days in a row No,

28:20

okay 70 on your sciatica back. Yeah, it's your idea

28:22

of say I gotta be the base. Yeah I know

28:24

it's not gonna be great for you. I'm just trying

28:26

to Then that means I'm the middle of the

28:28

centipede, which is not It's

28:30

good for me. Yeah, yeah great balance, too

28:33

Okay, but the base needs to be sturdy and I'm not

28:35

sure about us. No, you can't

28:38

even like walk for a long period of Time

28:40

without having your back hurt. That's

28:42

right. We will come up with something

28:44

a little less lower impact Yeah, lower impact

28:46

goal. I'll think I'll think on it. We'll have an idea

28:48

next week Yeah, but you have to do drinking so

28:50

we could have fun totally, you know Guinness Book

28:52

of World Records Drink Guinness for

28:55

the longest period of time without thick we pay love

28:57

I love I've actually been drinking Get how many

28:59

you drink in one day? You think so. You drink

29:01

one at a time. They're like milkshakes. Yes

29:03

I could drink six unlimited unlimited

29:06

unlimited amount of Guinness. Okay, I'm

29:09

Irish Okay, we'll think on this.

29:11

All right Again, what the

29:13

holiday called the Guinness bombs? Yeah,

29:16

no, I Irish car bombs with Bailey's Delicious.

29:21

Yeah, I think you put Jameson in them Bailey's

29:24

you bail Bailey's right? I

29:27

think it's Bailey. Yeah. No, it's Bailey's cuz like kind

29:29

of curdles in the beer Oh, yeah, and you gotta

29:31

drink a curdle. It's good though. Yeah, it is delicious.

29:34

Bailey's is tasty. There's it is Reminds

29:36

me of old Greg. Oh, I'm old Greg Greg

29:38

Bailey's. Let me drink it from my shoe Okay,

29:42

I'm gonna go next I I went

29:44

down a little bit of a rabbit hole about Charles

29:46

the second Okay, I came of Spain. I'm right now.

29:48

You know the one I know

29:50

the one he is He is

29:52

the product of 200 years of inbreeding. Oh

29:54

and one of the most severe cases of

29:56

inbreeding in history You know the one you

29:58

know the chin That you know? Yeah

30:01

From the Goonies? Yeah. So I

30:03

like listen to him.

30:05

So ah sterile. Be.

30:07

As a the inbreeding he was sterile. So here's

30:09

a here's some. Facts About some point, God

30:11

uses a not. Necessarily did say enough

30:14

with him because he couldn't produce like

30:16

an error to the throne. So ah

30:18

twenty five percent of Charles's hands were

30:20

duplicate. meet meeting is. Fully.

30:22

One quarter of his genes are the same from

30:24

both of his parents, and he up with a

30:26

lot of issues. His breastfed until the age of

30:28

four, which. Doesn't. Inbreeding, but

30:30

that's just like poor. Parenting And we're Parenting Auto

30:32

know the caught off without without seems a

30:34

little a little a. Little bit late

30:36

I'm and then as an adult he

30:39

was completely illiterate and could barely see

30:41

or speak. He was set up with

30:43

a wife to be like arranged marriage

30:45

and she was terrified of him. That

30:47

like absolutely ensue. Know. Or

30:49

speak like he was. There wasn't

30:51

speaking as rough as a king. This

30:53

is the King Charles the second. I

30:55

would have picked someone else for sure,

30:57

so. She was really scared of hand and

30:59

then i saw really interesting quote because obviously there

31:01

are no pictures as as back in the day

31:04

there are all the paintings of him and he

31:06

is scary look as yeah paintings. But.

31:08

It said whenever painters were commissioned for his

31:10

portrait, they were told that they had to

31:13

depict a. Third, Veer you

31:15

let virulent. Virulent. Virulent.

31:17

Virulent. Virulent. Virulent looking.

31:19

Virulence. Hell Real. Healthy

31:22

young man. Oh no,

31:24

ross be headed. probably. Will basically

31:26

what they're saying as as portraits

31:29

are a very very best case

31:31

scenario. Adela Kite deluxe version of

31:34

what this man was Way. Worse

31:36

to their like, that's them doing him a giant.

31:38

That's and doing it because we've had conversations about

31:40

this on the podcast relayed all those old part

31:43

of the people were catfish as hundred percent they

31:45

were like p me like a beautiful young maiden

31:47

and it's like a god knows that these people

31:49

used to will actually look like back in that

31:51

address so like. Would these paintings

31:54

that will soon see you on social media

31:56

like this is the best case. Of

31:58

the best. So this is a. The dream state

32:00

about this guy looked like the first

32:02

version of catfish and it is the

32:05

first first and just is like a

32:07

commissioned catfish painting. Yeah. So he also

32:09

like, miraculously survived all of these crazy

32:11

diseases He survived chicken pox, measles, rubella,

32:13

and smallpox as you're kind of a

32:15

cockroach back and that I can and

32:17

he lives be like thirty seven years

32:19

old I think I'm which is pretty.

32:21

Good old. Days

32:24

as a healer girls they were also you.

32:26

The words to describe him was like very

32:28

senile. Like he looks very old, his completely

32:30

bald by the age of thirty. Like very.

32:33

Not. Of inbreeding thought allowed. Your arm. Especially

32:37

if a guy is Ray Romano. Do it

32:39

found upon and then but basically but by

32:42

Sat for today was his autopsy. I thought

32:44

to talk about about half the results in

32:46

this is what happened. He

32:48

had the heart the size of

32:50

peppercorn. A tiny baby are pump

32:52

blood through his little body that.

32:54

Because of pepper corduroy. Not all. The

32:59

Hard: The size of a pepper corn.

33:01

His lungs are completely corroded. His.

33:03

Intestines were pewter fide and

33:05

doing green s. Game.

33:07

Green S. He had three

33:10

large kidney stones access to

33:12

cough as one single testicle

33:14

and black as coal. Oh,

33:17

In. His head was full of water before

33:19

either. I have a lot of know. It's

33:22

notice about what are some was like

33:24

how many alarms are going like. They

33:26

have. That's basically. it was like an

33:28

oddity, a limb that he was alive.

33:31

The. Hearts the size of a pepper

33:33

horn. What? Has been resides.

33:36

Chicken pox, measles, rubella, and

33:38

small part of the enjoy

33:40

life know. What team? Is.

33:43

A king course. He did see

33:45

that of peppercorn sized heart one

33:47

block not assess assess the. Water

33:51

to surveillance many a metal waters

33:53

My brother zero. Hydrocephalus which is crazy.

33:55

Also live that long as I usually If

33:57

you don't drain the hydrocephalus, you dogs. I

33:59

didn't have the. Drain from rolled don't have the.

34:01

During these other apple had so our

34:03

eyes swell and again you to those

34:06

pictures and that's that's not what even

34:08

looks. Like oh my, what A man is a

34:10

terrifying man. What Are you lying? To six

34:12

when one nurse says i'm saying

34:14

the wonder s yeah, wonderous man?

34:17

Yeah. Anyway, I made I fastest.

34:19

I love that. This has been

34:21

of sperm you like. Here we go

34:23

and they become a person in the

34:26

that's where I get my mom, my

34:28

dad, recovery bomber do. Up.

34:31

He adds some of the. Oscars inbreeding.

34:34

this is not readily on

34:36

which. Fast. Lox. This

34:38

is interesting. So. Long.

34:44

Blonde. Congenital blindness

34:46

Born. With. Blindness to leave you

34:48

lose your son. Another way that. No

34:51

one blinds. Has. Ever

34:53

been diagnosed with Schizophrenia? I saw this

34:55

and fascinate as opposed to haven't seen

34:57

yet. Clear to say, it doesn't mean

35:00

they can't get at Pres. Yeah, there's

35:02

no way to really do. Not

35:04

have. An expert in early

35:06

mean Like so far it

35:08

hasn't mattered. and I think

35:10

that's so interesting is you.

35:13

You know, I know Schizophrenia. There's like

35:15

auditory analysts the hills nations in visual

35:17

hallucinations. But I just wonder is there

35:19

something? To. Seeing that aggravates mental

35:21

illness like something that your vision or

35:23

lack thereof or something some party your

35:25

brain you exercised by not having this

35:28

and like maybe you focus on other

35:30

thing got wind which works some muscle

35:32

to keep your brain is healthy like

35:34

I don't know what it is but

35:36

I thought the correlation was fascinating. Other

35:38

fascinating to I'm interested to know about

35:40

like other mental illnesses like aware of

35:42

third less mental illness just in general

35:44

or of. As. Just Schizophrenia. Yeah, there's a

35:46

broader strokes to a reality is shaped

35:48

mostly by your vision. Yeah. Young

35:50

so like on the reality side

35:53

of it would stuff lose impacted

35:55

by things except for new. Weird.

35:58

You don't have that component of a young. Maybe

36:00

just not activating this thing. They.

36:02

Can become faulty? yeah you never had

36:05

a relation to the first place. yeah

36:07

crazy. say early I know I love

36:09

as like whoa cool worry, insane yeah

36:11

my yes yep people do some crazy

36:13

do credible things wouldn't really relying on

36:16

for out of the five senses like

36:18

solely began like incredibly al other sense

36:20

census get so i and a. Third,

36:23

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36:25

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36:27

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36:29

a random call. now we dem

36:31

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36:33

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36:35

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36:38

or it so morbid. Neighbor saver

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36:44

off some. Kind.

36:46

Eyes out of for thing here

36:48

episode about people laugh word. On.

36:51

Fire kind of a. Morbid,

36:54

leave funny experience that happened

36:56

to my husband and I.

36:59

So he was trying to do our neighbor

37:01

a favor before he went on vacation and

37:03

he was least blowing all the leaves and

37:05

to a big pile. But then his leave

37:07

for run out of gas though he kind

37:10

of just left it at me going on

37:12

vacation. So. Then we get

37:14

that for Verizon and our

37:16

neighbors father. Said

37:19

he has. His son has

37:21

passed away and he was

37:23

trying to. Mow over

37:25

those pile of leave with my husband

37:28

didn't finish flowing. And

37:30

is the lawnmower got stuck. And

37:32

he went to get a ranch and

37:34

his dad was like you need and

37:37

nuts your friends Though his last words

37:39

before he died was it is network

37:41

and then he passed away from a

37:43

heart attack. Oh yeah,

37:46

that's kinda. What happens? we

37:48

were soft will make him back from vacation

37:50

at her. Dad and my husband felt really

37:52

guilty for a long time, but if so,

37:54

that was our experience. Peculiar.

37:58

Oh not your fault. For

38:00

your husband, fall know exactly what

38:02

I crazy like. Butterfly Effect? Yeah,

38:04

sort of. with a result. This

38:06

is a fact. Yes, yes, In

38:08

fact. Was a very little what happened in

38:10

my saw. Today I learned the art

38:12

that. Is. It is

38:14

one the yard. I. Also. Have

38:17

something to talk the other day about Sox

38:19

being. This or interpretation of

38:21

the truth so there's nothing nab subjective.

38:23

Everything subject is nothing to have are

38:26

not even reliable. Reality. As me mineral

38:28

nothing in the wires you believe. Honestly,

38:30

Every narrative in my head is probably just made up.

38:32

Yeah, like I projects so much on the people that

38:34

I think space on how I see the world. I'm

38:36

like that person feels this way about me and my

38:39

no fucking way. I'm right. No, I. Go

38:41

down a lawnmower. Drugs? sorry. Yeah,

38:43

okay. so is Less River our

38:45

metro. It as much as metric.

38:47

Studios that it is. Metric. Yeah. Wow!

38:50

Why help your husband is? Okay

38:53

to resign. Yeah and you guys

38:55

probably had a year from closer after

38:57

this. Yeah. has another glass half full.

38:59

Split people. Listen, you can call with

39:01

anything is is a great example. I

39:03

know we wanted a soft and we

39:06

got a really morbid story. I will. I

39:08

was shot. It is a truth but as a true

39:10

but is it really works? Guess we're We're going off

39:12

of you and we're trusting you that the the truth.

39:14

That love that. Wow, Dirt and you do is

39:16

Ah yes I did. You

39:18

embroider was. The.

39:21

Guy with world only. I get a so I'm

39:23

saying so and you know about it. I was

39:25

so long as he actually was really and I thought

39:27

it was I my brain was yesterday. Who

39:32

knows, you know? where am I? Okay well we

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40:48

Okay, so I wanted to talk about. you

40:50

know, we talked with Oj last week, but

40:53

there's also been some other things that have

40:55

gone on the sort of them as I

40:57

wanted to ask you like flick, what's the

40:59

update on? Less for anybody to hasn't listened

41:02

on mobile? don't like what's going? what have

41:04

you been talking about? There was no sign

41:06

going on. Other than I

41:08

mean this is a while ago but

41:10

he was fracture mrs charged with the

41:12

fourth murder race and now we're really

41:15

just waiting to see what happens. I

41:17

don't believe in a charge him with

41:19

more. oh no he's a case is

41:21

so clean like Sprint now using and

41:23

you know he's been charged with the

41:25

for Gilda farmers. With. Her for

41:27

victims who are very similar cases ammo super

41:30

similar. If they brought in a the others

41:32

I feel the defense would have to throw

41:34

money at up a little bit. Totally forgot

41:36

the other ones involved dismemberment in the victimology

41:38

various so I just think they would be

41:41

way more for the defense to work with.

41:43

so I think they're going to probably prosecute

41:45

him for these for and then do the

41:47

others separately. that's my lots of then they

41:50

could convict. They. Could do the

41:52

others with August. Yeah, so that's

41:54

what's up. Your. I

41:56

talked to. His. Wife: Lawyer.

42:00

The recent wave she put out

42:02

a statement like all this time

42:04

like later saying. You. Know sorry

42:06

for the victims but he still being like

42:08

i need to see the evidence in court.

42:10

she's holding on hope that our husbands innocent

42:12

wow this is and they're still together. Well.

42:14

She filed for divorce but she still visiting

42:17

him. Yeah, Well. Yes,

42:19

it's true. He was. It was. All

42:21

the time has passed to and it's like trying

42:23

to like him. I guess maybe in her

42:25

mine. Like hold.

42:28

Out hope that the needed for. Thirty years I think

42:30

with her reality he knows I'm sorry. Yeah, I

42:32

heard a necessity like if you are sort of

42:34

the more passive one in a relationship like I

42:36

just think. She's probably still

42:39

just. So. Traumatized and in sock

42:41

like, I don't think they've even begun to unpack

42:43

the reality of this I wouldn't be able tail

42:45

now. I've been a straitjacket. To to Yeah yeah

42:47

for sure. Now like I don't know how you deal, I

42:49

don't know how people survive. Things. Like

42:51

that Yeah, crazy crazy while you're still

42:54

funny on episode yet. So obviously

42:56

a result. Is always up

42:58

on the charts. Yeah and suit well. You know

43:00

people are. It's an interesting case. It is

43:02

nearly as yeah. I mean. I'm

43:05

glad to see their own have a cellphone. Mammals

43:07

guys, Go Listen. Ah my now

43:09

do. Now I gotta have a

43:12

Gypsy Rose again. Lover number one

43:14

turn nose job. Yeah,

43:16

how does look like glass walled? There's like

43:18

one picture of her like out shopping with

43:21

like the braces of us Ally and yeah

43:23

I'm issues. Gotta done by she She's she's

43:25

on her path sister and she's a swan

43:27

power to Yeah, she's got her nose job

43:30

at she got a divorce, she got a

43:32

restraining order against her ex husband or tsunami

43:34

ex husband and then she was reunited with

43:36

her former fiance. and they like how the

43:39

night out on the town. She's

43:42

catching up in like Lightspeed. Know, I know.

43:44

And then her husband was in college. Yeah well

43:46

that's the thing is that she never got to

43:48

experience and any were younger years now which is

43:50

like getting married when you're in. Jail.

43:53

And coming out a jolt like Scott ago. Have a

43:55

little party girl days to that ago or run Springer.

43:57

Well run Springer. And at its.

44:00

The Amish get to do if they want to

44:02

go any nearing. It's like. Know. If

44:04

they want to get a. I'm a major blow us up

44:06

in the mood like than they make a decision

44:08

like to. I like to. See.

44:12

How long are you are you're having electricity?

44:14

Would be an open and shut. Case is

44:16

Alan Iverson and rejoice. This is really nice.

44:18

It's really hard but it or not be

44:20

able to melly games with that like oh

44:22

my god, what have? What would I like

44:24

that. A. we put on lives in

44:27

a plane was how many hours now

44:29

willing would putting together puzzles and churning

44:31

butter which more sounds good Nicely churn

44:34

butter sounds delicious of the time and

44:36

place. After a long day of turning

44:38

butter, I want to go inside much netflix

44:40

oh yes, yes and have like a hot

44:42

bath. My God about exhibit are just

44:45

a little bit harder. When on

44:47

it's hot. I. Know the plumbing? Oh yeah.

44:49

Water heater in. Recent

44:52

years old is more research on the Amish because

44:54

another an aided by. Yeah yeah I'm anyway

44:56

as a gypsy I think her fiance

44:58

got matching tattoos which is also you

45:00

know kiss it as it out of.

45:02

A. Curse occur. As first by now

45:04

I love being wilde like that. I like fast forwarding

45:07

through like all the things and all the mistakes you

45:09

gotta make and I'm I'm here for at gonna do

45:11

at least one tattoo you regret. Gotta do what. You

45:13

gotta tell ya I a it does

45:15

make me sad though. that is under

45:18

like public microscope new now but having

45:20

a blast She's Roger would make your

45:22

mistakes. have some fun learn will. Nail

45:24

on the internet against me. lot of mistakes

45:26

public I wouldn't gray. he looks beautiful in

45:29

our eight so got sued. Never better while

45:31

I'm at and then like a few random

45:33

sorry that I saw on the news. Number

45:35

One Gordon Ramsay as a pub in the

45:37

Uk and their squatters. What?

45:39

He doesn't get rid of on they're not leaving. Gordon.

45:42

Ramsey's terrifying. If your enemy is, it can

45:44

happen of Orleans. it can happen at any

45:46

one. Literally. He. Just needs to go hit him

45:48

with the Etti a sandwich that I now present

45:50

to pieces of bread or around here it is

45:52

it would. Yeah oh dude yeah so goods. And

45:55

services again, As like there's been so much stuff coming

45:57

up about squatting recently, but he has a pub, but

45:59

it's not a. Where they sleeping like they're

46:01

trying to live in a spot. The I'd there's like a

46:03

group of vomiting. There's like five or six people. Sure

46:05

they're just don't like extreme regulators as I

46:07

have a this is like they love watching

46:09

the football match. He knows. What is being

46:12

I control they need are like revised laws.

46:14

It's not right, it isn't. See yeah we're

46:16

of. I was about everything else. Retirement though

46:18

it, he pointed women lines. Were you can't

46:20

give property owners a few more rates,

46:22

ugly can't just like given the rights

46:24

of their own property. I to. Buy

46:26

go on vacation in California? We my

46:28

place. And someone just.

46:31

Shows. Up answers. Living in the another piece

46:33

of mail delivered an asshole and I guess

46:35

only on. What's your name on it with

46:37

their name on it with the land? So save

46:39

like registered a bell like as a joint, Netflix

46:41

on the T V or whatever or something with

46:44

a bell like something or would you like a

46:46

letter from like a Lovely. Could be over your

46:48

utility for sure. Yeah, Yeah, singer but I

46:50

think you know air Bnb. I think there

46:52

are risks like I think. Oh yeah, I've

46:54

heard horror stories runs. Is that? How are

46:56

people Still sir? Well that's even

46:59

with I mean we're trying to buy a house or it

47:01

now and like obviously lot of these houses when they're showing

47:03

I'm are like open, like people aren't living in them and

47:05

like I'd be scared that they're just. Corner.

47:07

From an over and taken a barber. nice.

47:10

But I saw a tick tock aura Guys just like.

47:13

Squat. In his place back. Like

47:15

O C T Brocail swatted the squatters

47:18

broke includes a lox and then he

47:20

things lox and risk lot at another

47:22

both and their know will he just

47:24

change the locks and now he's like.

47:26

You're not going for one, so on. So. Insane

47:29

and it's like it's I had an hour and a

47:31

sang. Is really fucked up

47:33

your squat urinals and. Will. Like his mom's

47:35

house he died and he just

47:37

came in before he could like

47:39

follow insists wrong with that is

47:41

as wrong battling a bad person.

47:43

Wrong does on the I'm Crazy.

47:46

On. The last and I found before we

47:48

go today is I know the Ninety Nine Cent

47:50

store Clothing. Or they are closing yet. Or

47:53

that my way when I lay there might be. Why

47:55

Is this nurseries? know. It's not that there's a

47:57

lot of ninety nine cent mertz is going

47:59

up on in. E. Bay and

48:01

sounds like a hundred bucks. Yeah, that's

48:03

because it's their clothes And saying oh

48:06

says relatives Inflation is basically like destroying.

48:08

That business model is like nothing can be

48:10

a dollar now. Or his. Toy.

48:12

Twenty One, you're the owner of the Dollars

48:15

for you Like Oh it's then we the

48:17

five dollar store and com o' sea receive

48:19

shared by the our own. Oh dude. Well

48:21

as the end of an era in. On.

48:24

To have more sense of things

48:26

against quickly. he'd love to mars

48:29

classes they months. I love that

48:31

for us are at law thing

48:33

for. Us another good one. Yeah,

48:35

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49:08

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